This Is Important - Ep 16: You Are Wiping Your Ass Wrong

Episode Date: December 10, 2020

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Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's obviously most crucially important. Today on This Is Important, you grind on the floor as if you're a dog. Why do you think your ass is cleaner than mine? I don't understand that. Holy shit, look at second base that gets dick just fell off. Oh my god, the wetsuits were crazy. Let's go. Hi, guys. Hi, hi. How's it going, you guys? What's up? What up? Good to see you guys. Anders being all by coastal over there. Hey, man, 2020, let's get that money. You feel me? That a boy? No, no, I don't feel that. And why don't you? Why don't you feel that? Because I'm not working. Okay, Anders, this right here, this doesn't work for me. This is play. You can't feel it for a friend of yours? I feel it for you. I hella feel it for you, Anders. Get

that money. Stack that cash. Thank you, friend of mine. Der's representing on the beast coast. Baby, dude, I'm just I'm back in character. It feels good to be Jack again. Yeah, dog. I found out that my parents listen to the podcast and I got in a little trouble for talking about how my dad was bumping and grinding with those 22 year olds at South by Southwest. I saw that coming. Yeah, all that coming. Yeah, Penny and Dennis both listened together and evidently there was some side glances and I love it. They want us to be a little nicer to Kyle. They think they truly believe his feelings are truly hurt. No, dude, everybody's saying that even the homies in like the text and I'm like, Kyle's not a bitch, dude. He could take a little

ribs. No, I'm good. Right. I'm good. This dude is like a weird flabby Teflon that just it doesn't stick to him. It does. It's like the blob, you know, when he gets a cannonball shot out of me, just catches it and it's like it does. It's just a ripple, you know, great. That was sick ass card, dude. Is this the blob 1986? No, it's like a 1992 Marvel masterpiece edition. I remember this shit. Yes, the best card collection of Marvel ever. Yeah, dude. I'm going to say that my new thing is I'm going to be nice as fuck to you, Kyle. That was a really good reference, dude. The blob. Hell yeah, man. Dude, we'll see how it plays. I think people dig it when you dig into me, but we'll see how it plays, you know. Well, I was saying that you kind of have separated yourself

as, you know, you got your own fan base. We're going to start calling the aruguloids. You got all these salad eaters out here. Hashtag aruguloids. Salad eaters is also good. Salad eaters. That's probably already a thing. I like that. I've never imagined so. Salad eater. Dude, my folks are listening to the pot too and me and my dad were like, we were looking at houses like the other weekend because a move in and he was like, I was like, Dad, what do you think about the workshop out here? Like cause one of them's got a sick workshop and he was like, I'll tell you what, that gets, I think it's my pecker hard. And I was like, dad, what? He said, he said, sorry, I've been listening to your podcast too much. Okay, but by the way, we've never said that

on the podcast. So I think you're. That's his addition. So now we got to start saying pecker a lot, which is fucking dope. Okey dokey. I like that. Nice. Should we start? Yeah, let's start saying pecker. That gets my pecker hard. Peckers are important. For some reason, pecker sounds really nasty to me. I don't know. Peckers a weird ass word for a ding dong. Yeah. For a shawing. It's like a real decision to be thrown around pecker. Can I tell you guys something that didn't get my pecker hard? Yes, for sure. I would love to hear. This is the opposite of a hard pecker. I guess it would if I, you know, was a fucking murderer, dude, because I almost murdered a man. What? Yep, I almost murdered a man every other week with you. Yeah, you've got a tood prob.

Yeah, what's going on? No, this is not about my tood. This has nothing to do with my tood. What happened? I was driving back from work. And I almost murdered this kid. He was on a one of those fucking scooters electric scooter or razor. Yeah, electric scooter that are all over LA that they're just covering the streets with them. And admittedly, I kind of think they're cool. You know, I know if like, if I was like, 19 or 20, and I, you know, I didn't have a car or whatever, I'd be like, Oh, hell yeah, let me get on this bitch and soar. But they were on the Kuenga Pass, which at nighttime, which is an absolutely insane place to be, because that's right coming off the 101 or coming down Kuenga into Hollywood. And people just fly. And he's on the right side.

And I'm like, going, Okay, do I pass him? Like he's a bicycle? I guess so. I'm not just going to drive and ride 30 miles an hour behind this guy. So I start to creep around him. And then he just veers hard left over past two lanes of traffic. I slam on my brakes. The guy next to me slams on his brakes. We come within the guy behind me slams on his brakes, his car turned sideways within like legit within like a two and a half feet of murdering this kid. Yeah. And then he doesn't even look over his shoulder. He just keeps cruising. What's he got his AirPods in or something? I don't I couldn't even tell you what he looked like. I like my body went into shock. I was like, he just hard took left. It was like, he didn't look at all. I was like, Oh, I could have murdered

this kid. Okay. Are you having a laugh? It's having a laugh. Hey, hit me with that again. Great show. Are you having a laugh? Wow, I didn't remember him being so high pitched. Yeah, me either. I don't either. It was you got member. Okay, this was one of the TV show extras. But remember, he'd say it like first, he'd say, are you having a laugh? And then he'd say the second time, he was like, it's having a laugh. Right, right. And he picked the second one. Yeah. Do it again. Give me that again. Are you having a laugh? Dude, that show was so good. But that's what it's called when you smoke meth. It's called having a laugh. Oh, that makes sense. Oh, that's so we Brit pop. Yes. We coined it here. So Adam, did you never make eye contact

with this kid? He kept going and it was a kid was a 20 year old or something like that. Yeah, he wasn't. I mean, he I think he was an adult man, but definitely wasn't old as fuck like us. Right, right, dude. No, he was he was probably 20 or something, you know, young go hard. Yeah, it was young go hard. He was seeing them in the streets. It was hitters, you know, as that's sick, as your brother said, 10 years ago, and still the slang that I that I used to this day. It is it is letty. Well, that's like, can we talk about how old we actually are? Like, it's incredible how I can't even believe I'm almost 37 years old. Yeah, I just I just went and turned it the other week. There you go. Happy birthday. Like what the hell is going on?

How did that happen? How are we almost 40 40 is the next milestone? Well, I think we just didn't die. We just kept kept living and Anders is the oldest person I know. So the floor is his. Yes, true. Tell us what it's like. 39 years. Dude, what's it like? I have I have one grape tube, like dead center. That's really nice. It's just announced itself. That gets my pecker hard. If you're lucky at this age, Jesus, there's got to be a soundboard for right after. Why don't we just have like a Kyle's dad come in the booth and be like, that gets my pecker hard. Oh, he said it hell of like, dude, he said it like hell of soft like he wasn't supposed to be saying it. So it was a really great read. I don't like this interaction with your dad. It's getting weirder

and weirder with the details. No, it was cool. My dad's just not the guy to say that stuff really, you know, but he said it softly like he's like, that gets my pecker hard. That gets my pecker hard. He's like, it's like construction talk that he doesn't really say around the house. And then all of a sudden he's like, I'm saying like this, I'm going to say this. He's back on the site. Yeah, exactly. Well, what's cool is he didn't really say that when we were doing workaholics, which are we that much more like grotesque on the podcast? Well, he's looking at the house, he says. No, he's loosened up more. You know what I mean? Like he's like, okay, okay. It took a decade of listening to us via different mediums to to come around to

releasing the hard pecker. This is a guy that back in the day used to like ground me for making rap albums with curse words in it. You know, he was like my first sensor. Wait, rap albums that you made. Yeah, yeah, that I made like and I he would make well, they would they would find like Blake and I had so we had him I had a recording studio in my garage and Blake and I would make these cool like raps. Oh, that was a Czechoslovakian raps, correct? Yeah, we were just like Czechoslovakians that were rapping. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Yeah, and we were cursing. We were just like, yeah, Mike check, we were just like word play and cursing. Would you do the listeners a favor? Kyle, I know I'd get their peckers hard. All the salad eaters out there.

Yeah, what's the arugaloids? Arugaloids. Peckers would get hard if you and Blake would maybe with using your memory, we're not cutting to it. I want to I want to hear a verse of of the Czechoslovakian rap group that you guys had. The hook was like, I was like deep voice and then name and title. What's the name of the group? What's your emcee name? My emcee name was Gary Beats. And I was Brother Diamond and we were in sugar in the raw. Yes, sugar in the raw. Which which is from the raw sugar. But all right, kick it off. Here we go. Boom. Bam. God damn. Here come the Czechoslovakians. You know what I mean? That was a hook. But then the stupid hook. That's a fucking fruity pebbles commercial rap. Oh, look, we're not pro rappers. Like, these were joke

raps, but we were like, the arugaloids deserve better. Come on, man, I'll set you up again. All the salad eaters out there. How the hell am I supposed to remember bars from 2002? Come on, you know you know them all. You know you know them all. Come on, listen, bam, hot, damn, here come the Czechoslovakians. Oh, and then it kept going, we pour, so we rock the mic with pots and pans and we just crossed that line that drawn in the sand. Okey dokey. You're poor, so you rock the mic with pots and pans. That one didn't really make sense. But don't you realize it rocking the mic with more than just your voice costs more? No, it was like the beats. We rocked the mic with pots and pans in the background. Like we don't have beats. We're just like banging on pots and

pans. That's where the beat box came from. But also the logic of that, like you don't rock the mic with a beat. You know, your beat isn't rocking the mic. Hey guys, I don't want to dissect this. I personally, Kyle, I'm a big fan, dude. I love what you're doing. I love the arugaloids. Well, this, we were like stealing beats off of Kazaa and stuff and like just stealing like lots of beats. Hey Kyle, Kyle, in the words of your dad, hey son, that gets my pecker hard. It wasn't like stealing beats. It was like, can I give you a read? It was like, well that gets my pecker hard. Thank Kyle. Are those stolen beats? My dad doesn't really swear either. And I remember one Christmas, a buddy of mine was over for like a Christmas party. And my dad just goes, yeah, you

can't, can't, can't shit a shitter. And I was like, what? He goes, you can't, you can't, you can't bullshit a shitter. And I was like, I don't know if I've ever heard you swear. It was so crazy that you started crying. It's that moment where it's like, all right, we're men now. We can talk like this. And it's like, I've been talking like this since I love that it took your dad to your damn near 40 years old to come around on you being a man. I was probably 26 at the point, but like still 26 is your, your elder at that point. Yeah, right. I don't know. My dad cussed all the time, especially if he was like putting together electronics. It was bad news. Oh, like setting up the TV would just be like, God damn motherfucker. Yeah, Blake's dad built computers. My dad, I remember ruined a Sega.

This is where I get it from. I remember he was putting, he was like, I got a Sega for Christmas, and he goes downstairs to put it together. And I'm like down there trying to help. And he's like, God damn it, son of a, and then he's like, get out of here. And I'm like, what? I'm trying to help. He's like, just go upstairs. And I'm like, okay, so I'm like, kind of stand at the top of the because I want to play as soon as it's plugged in. I'm trying to get my son to see his weakness. He doesn't want to see. And then I just turn him go, son of a bitch. And then crash. And I go down, and he'd ripped it out of the wall and all the cords are like frayed. And he just like snapped and like yanked on it. And it totally fucking thing sucks. The fucking thing sucks. Exactly.

And then I had to buy me a new Sega. We didn't have money to be buying two Segas. You just plug it into a wall. Yeah, you plug it in and then plug it in and plug the controller in. You had to, you remember you needed to have three, those three plugins, which are color coded and just put them in. Right. No idea. No idea. I don't know. I'm like fucking seven years old or however old I was. I think maybe your dad was playing at first for a half hour and was frustrated by the game. Yeah. Go upstairs and you're like, he's like playing Sonic and shit. Some altered beast. Yeah, that was a tough one. I wish that was the case. That's definitely not the case. He's video game challenged. He just couldn't line up the red,

the yellow, and the white. Get him into the right thing. But you know, it's tough. You had to do the input, get it on the right one. And I think he had to reach around the TV. Remember how it used to not be on the front? So he had to like climb around the back. And I remember it being like a weird angle, but I don't know. I have no idea how it happened. What year was Sega? Was that like 92? No, 90. I mean, I don't think it was, maybe it was 92. I'm just trying to walk the tech back. I don't know. I don't know if it was the first year either. It could have been 64-bit. Also, did you have any, I think Ders did, but did any of you guys come up on the new Xboxes or PlayStation? Oh, dude, yes. They sent it to me and I wanted to like post to say like, because

that's why they're sending it to you. They want you to post and be like, holy shit, you got the Xbox. And then I'm up in LA and I'm not down in Orange County. And I couldn't fucking post about it. And I feel like such an asshole. And they came and repoed that shit? Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. Give it back. You know what? Hey, that's ours now. But you know what's kind of like, I feel like we're all damn fools. It's the same with iPhones. It's the same with these new Xboxes. Like they're new, but they're not really that different. Like the graphics have peaked. You remember when it went from like Nintendo to Super Nintendo? Right. Blake, give your Xbox back. I know, dude. You are a fucking... Give it back. You're biting the hand

that games you. That's true. Dude, they were like, we were going to repost it, but now we're going to repo it. Okay? Yeah, damn, man. Give it back. They said that. Oh, no, man. Kyle, the Rugelloids are going to love that. They are. They're going to eat that like a salad. They're going to cobble that up like a delicious salad, boy. Where are my Rugelloids at? It's growing on me. It's growing on me, dude. I was not allowed to have any video games growing up. Not one, never had a console. That's why you're weird, dude. Never once. Yeah, but you had computers and shit. Yeah, we played like Shinobi and stuff like that on the computer and learning math games and shit, but I did not have any kind of like... You had math blaster. I had math blaster for sure,

dude. Lemmings. We played a lot of lemmings over the cabin, but... I literally don't know any of the stuff that you're talking about. I'm with you, Kyle. I'm on a Rugelloid right now because my folks didn't buy us a gaming system either. My brothers had to pool together Christmas money one year and bought the version where it's like just the console and one controller, not even like a power pad or a gun or two controllers, and we would borrow games from everyone who's like, yeah, you can have our Russian attack. We fucking hate this game, and we'd be like, sick. Damn, that game kicked ass. Yeah, we were computer people, like early internet, like Prodigy and stuff like that, but like... Hashtag computer people. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, but video games,

my mom was like, no way. Absolutely not. And she saw a lot of people like sitting in front of the TV too much, and she just encouraged us to go out and play on bikes and stuff. And she's like, sitting in front of this computer. Yeah, right. We're computer people. Well, it was like, yeah, I don't know, man. My dad was a computer guy, but he did not like... None of them like video games. That does not compute. Admittedly, it would be hard as a parent now if your kid is just like, I'm going to be a professional gamer. Imagine having a kid that just makes like a hundred grand a month gaming, and you have to just be like, yeah, go in your cave and make your money, if that's what you love. Those kids are fucking strange. That's a real paycheck you can get,

right? Oh, yeah, you can make straight bank. They're making millions. Like the Twitch kids that just sit there and then just play all day and record themselves, they make a fucking fortune, just sitting and playing games. I'm like, that's tight. I did that little mountain do like call a duty tournament thing with like, there was some pro basketball players and like Vince Staples and then the dude I was paired with is this kid named Priesta. And he is absolutely insane at modern warfare, like so good that even though I wasn't his dad, I was so proud of him. Wow. Like when you're that good, he was my partner and I was there as his equal, but I felt like a proud dad. Wow. He was insane. It's crazy that I was watching him on like 60

minutes and they were going on and on about like how you the prime age is like 15 to 17. And they were ending viewing this guy who was like 21. And he was like, I'm just too old now, you know, I'm an old dog. I just don't have the reflexes anymore. It's your like, I hand coordination, right? You just can't like, you just can't do it. Maybe, but I honestly think it's because by the time you're 21, you have that much more shit in your life going on. You're having sex. Yeah, you're out like, I might go fuck. And if you're 16 or 17, you have nothing on your plate, except just video games. You're 21, you got to like pay bills, you got to do stuff, but like,

I don't know, I don't fucking know. Unless the video games pay the bills, dog. Right. That is wild to be like, I'm in a career that I'm going to age out of by the time I could just go to college late and still. Which is why it's dope. Because then you're over and done with it. And then you can like move on to being like, I'm going to do something else with my life. Yeah, for sure. It's kind of dope. Like first career. Yeah. Hey, better than a paper boy. Exactly. You know, yeah. Not better than the song paper boy. No, not better than Do the Diddy. The band, I should say. No, but I mean, you know, the job. We're doing Diddy's here. Do the Diddy if you want to. Yeah, I came out in, in 1989. That's when Sega dropped Sega.

Sega Genesis dropped on our fucking skulls. But if I had to guess, this was early 90s. This was like a 1992 Dennis Devine snap. Right. Yeah. Yeah. That's prime snapping. Those 92 snaps were brutal. Yeah. That's dad's were mad in in 92. Oh, like dad's peak dad mad years. That was peak dad. Dad's were mad. Very frustrated. Very frustrated. They're pissed now they're pissed that I tell you, okay, I'm pissed now. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains

and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or, can we create new senses for humans? Or, what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal.

Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark, she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington DC. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway phantom. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time.

Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Blake, you got the sound board. I really do. And I'm still sitting on some good ones. Goong-nay. I got the Goong-nay. That's pretty good. I didn't hear it. What was it? Goong-nay. Goong-nay. A senior student. A senior student. Goong-nay. God, dude.

When's the last time you guys watched Foot Fist Way? The Danny McBride jump off. Actually, not that long ago. He made you watch it before you got on the show. He's like, watch this shit again, dude. Yeah. Before we got on Righteous Jimstones, he sat everyone down and we all watched it at his house. No, Chloe hadn't seen it. And she knows Danny now, but never watched Eastbound or anything. And I'm like, Danny McBride is like a comedy hero of mine. I'm so pumped I got the show. And she's like, oh yeah, he was in like Tropic Thunder and stuff, right? And I'm like, yes, he was. Also, many other shows that he created that are the fucking shit.

And so I sat her down and I sat her down and I sat her down like a 92 dad. Yeah, I was a 92 dad at her and showed her Foot Fist Way and she was like, this is hilarious. How come everyone hasn't seen it? And I'm like, I think a lot of people have. I think you're just not plugged into that. Shattered the comedy world when it came out at least ours. Like that was unbelievable. I used to teach at the L.A. film school and I would show that as one of my eight classes. Just be like, today we're watching Foot Fist Way. I love that. Shout out to L.A. film school and their education, their syllabus. Everybody else is showing the Godfather show and all the citizen Kane. I'm like,

we're watching Foot Fist Way today. That's so dope. Because this is how you make a movie. Well, I remember when Der's brought that DVD, when we were having like the MOC weekly Wednesday meetings that we would have. Yeah. Where we all like cleared our schedule and Wednesday night, we'd all get together and like pitch sketch ideas. And then usually that weekend sometime we would shoot one of those sketches. And we would all meet that Wednesday night and Der's came and gave us the Foot Fist Way DVD because what? It was like an agent buddy of yours that worked for ICM? Yeah. So like it was just, it was a movie that hadn't really been released and it was going

around town just on like bootleg DVDs. Hollywood, baby. And I got it from a friend and I watched it by myself and I was just like, is this the funniest movie I've ever seen? I can't fucking believe this. And I came over to your guys place the next day. I said, meeting kind of adjourned. We're sitting down and watching this. And you guys are like, what are we doing? I'm like, you 92 dad. I feel like I, I watched it standing up for like the first 10 minutes, just because I was like so amped to see you guys see it. You watched us. Yeah. Yeah. For real. It's always weird when like someone's to pumped on either a band or a movie or whatever. And you're like, all right, I'm sure it's good. Yeah. You go into it a little skeptical.

But I remember you coming in and you're like, you were like pacing and like put it in. You're like, I can't wait for you guys to watch this. Oh wait, wait until you guys see this. And we're like, we, we're watching it. Yeah, it's going to be fine, dude. Chill. Yeah. Okay. I'm sure it's going to be fine. But then we watched it and then we ran it back. Yeah. We watched it twice that night. Oh yeah. I think you're right. Yeah. It was like fucking four hours of us just watching it. And then we, I remember when we was done at first, we like all talked about it. It was, we truly went to film school. Yeah. I remember being like, how much did they make this for? Like, what did they just pull off? This is incredible. Yeah. What was it? I think it was

30 grand. It was 80 grand. 80 grand. Yeah. Jody Hill directed it. Oh yeah. I went to like a family and friends like get together when we were shooting the righteous gemstones the first season. And I met like all of Jody's, like Jody's parents and like their friends who all invested in the foot fist way. Yeah. Oh, that is so sick. They were like the people that were like, yeah, well, they couldn't have made it without us. And they're, you know, they're like elbowing each other because they gave them like 10 grand each or whatever it was. They're part of the demo team. Hell yeah. They're part of the demo team for life. I mean, what a great crew to buy in early on. Dude, it's so funny. Speaking of comedy icons. Okay. There's been tragic news recently.

Actor comedian Sinbad has had a stroke. Yeah. He's not in a good condition. He's the fucking man. Oh man. Way back to like a different world. His stand-up hour-long specials that would play on Comedy Central constantly were like the only thing I could watch with my dad. He was, he'd be like, you got to come in here and see this. And I'd be like, let's do this, dad. Is it why? Because he like wouldn't curse. Yeah. That was Sinbad's thing, right? He was, he was pretty family, family friend. I think he was clean, but my dad, my dad just fucking loved those Sinbad stand-ups with like his win suits. The insane outfits. Oh my God, the win suits were crazy. The best win suits in the game. Yeah, his outfits were great. They looked

like the Pee Wee Herman playhouse door. I wonder what happened with Sinbad's, because he was like white hot for a little while. I wonder if he just stepped back because he was, and he's so, he was so funny and so good. I wonder if he made a choice where he was just like, hey, I did it. I'm going to step back for a minute. I mean, he went like bankrupt though, right? He like, he had some bad investments or like some people were stealing from or something, right? Oh, was that right? I didn't know that. It went really bad for Sinbad. Oh man, poor Sinbad. That's Sinbad. Yeah. Blazer, what's your number one Sinbad? Because I know he touched your soul as well. Far and away, one of my favorite movies of all time, House Guest with Phil Hartman and

Sinbad. I could watch it at any point. It also has a Christmas backdrop. So for these holidays, if you haven't seen it, check it out. How has that not caught on as like a perennial Christmas movie? Um, I don't, you know. Jingle all the way as well, correct? Yeah, Sinbad's great in that. He also was in that like Western movie. It was called like the Cisco kid or something. Yes. Or Cherokee kid. Cherokee kid. I think I saw that in the theaters. It was so good. But do you all remember the first kid? Oh, of course. Oh yeah. Remember that banger? Yeah. Oh my gosh. These are movies that raised me like Sinbad was. What's the last thing he did? The apprentice. Wasn't he an episode of Always Sunny, I feel like? He did Sunny, but he was on Rel. He was the only reason I tuned in

to watch Rel. I mean, I like Rel too, but I was like, I'm watching this for Sinbad. And the show was, the show lost me, but Sinbad was fucking so good. Was Sin good? So good. Sin great. Sin the best. I definitely, when you said different world, dude, I just remember my family sitting around the tube watching different world. That was such a great show. What was Homeboy with the flip-up shades? Change the fucking game. Dwayne Wayne. Dwayne Wayne. Yeah, exactly. What's his real name, though? He's got a fucking sick real name. I don't even know. Kadeem Hardison. Holy shit. If your name is Kadeem Hardison, you're making it. You're going to make a name, no pun intended for yourself, but like the way is paved for you. They won't be able to forget. People want to be around you just so

they can be like, and this is my friend Kadeem, and everyone goes, I'm sorry, what is your name? He's like, just tell him again. It gets my pecker hard. Yeah, yeah, okay. His name is Kadeem. It gets my pecker hard. Son, this makes my pecker hard. What was your dad's nurse? To be the shit. You got to shit. No, no, no. He was like, you can't bullshit a shitter. He's like, you can't shit a shitter. My dad had a good shit one where it was like, he was trying to teach me plumbing, and he's like, all you got to know is shit flows downhill. I was like, all right, that's tight, dude. Sure. Also, everything does. Gravity makes things go down. Yeah, correct, but you know. I think that's a play on the old, what goes up must come down.

I got no shit flows downhill unless it's clogged, and then you got to call Plumber, and it got to come up and sift it out. All right, this doesn't work anymore. Sorry, Rugaloids. I'll let you down on that one. Yeah, the Rugaloids are falling off. Yeah, you took us for a walk, and I don't know. I think they're starting to see through your game, brother. Lost a couple Rugaloids on that one. Okay, that's okay. Guys, I'm starting to get used to this pod lifestyle, and I did kind of want to put something into the ether. I would love it if any underwear companies are listening. I would love it if we could get an underwear sponsor, please. Wow, look at this sellout. Yeah, look at you fucking sellout. Money grab. Absolutely.

So basically, what's the aunties you rocking? What's the best one? That's what we're talking about, because I know my jam. Well, I'm here to admit that personally, I- You're just out of underwear. Is that what it is? Yeah, you need to re-up. I have underwear issues. I'm the type of guy, and maybe I'm the only guy who does this. I wear my underwear until the back blows out of them, you know? Huh, I keep my underwear for upwards of 15 to 20 years. Well, you know what, your underwear also, there's a lot of wear and tear because your whole ass and asshole is always hanging out of your pants, and then you grind on the floor as if you're a dog. Right. So, what's up? What's that last part? He grinds on the floor as if he's a dog. How so? Can you

paint that picture a little bit more? What is it? You know how dogs, when they're wiping their ass on the floor? When they have worms or shit? Yeah, that's Blake. He's always sitting somewhere where like, it's not a seat. You know what I mean? Like, he's always sitting somewhere that you're like, oh, that's not, all right. I guess we could sit over there in that corner. So I think your underwear gets a little extra wear and tear because of that. Me, my plump ass, it's always sitting in proper seated areas, and that's why my underwear stays- Not blown out the back? Stays out my underwear. I've never blown it out the back. Well, I just, just like my Xbox, I need to evolve my underwear collection because, yeah, I've kind of hit the limit with my stance underwear.

How long are you rocking these undies? How long are they lasting you before they fucking blow up? I honestly hold on to- Well, so then they're probably, they're fine. And I like how you're like, I don't even know what to buy anymore. Well, the ones you have lasted 15 years? I would, I would go back for seconds. Well, I wear stance because we had a stance plug, and I was getting a flow of stance underwear. It was constant. And these stance I've had, like how long ago was that? A while ago. I think it's time. Also, Blake, just buy, you could just buy yourself some, some underwear, man. Treat yourself. I see where he's coming from. He wants to do that taste test. I do. Yeah. What was that underwear that you got? Remember when we all, when we first started

to make like a little bit of money and we could afford to buy frivolous things, like underwear? Like not, like not the three pack? Yeah. Like you're not just getting like the, the hains that you've been wearing your entire life, the just like a big old sack full of underwears. And you could like get a nicer microfiber or something that would feel nice on the thighs in case you're, you got some wet, wet denims. Yeah. Breatheable mesh underwear changed my entire outlook. But remember, you guys would like rock. I kind of just, I got, like I tried on Calvin Klein's and I was like, I'm basically Mark Wahlberg in these. This is my shit. And then I've just rocked them the entire time. And that's what I wear. You stopped there. I stopped there.

But you guys like went down a road. I remember you guys were like wearing sacks where there's like a pocket for your nutsack. That's, that's Kyle's weird ass. That's my shit. Kyle's a sacks man. I'm a sacks gentleman. Sacks by the fire. Saxman. I love them. Sacks are my favorite SAX. This was the one who kind of like walked me down the path of underwear. Yeah. I took his hand and I said, walk with me. You did. I feel like you're the one who convinced me to buy those red breathable mesh undies and they changed my entire life. And I was like, thank you, Unders, because you just like, you 1992, dad of them, you sat them, you sat them down. What's the brand? Those breathables were Calvin Klein. They were. And I honestly wore them

like every other day. They're hitters. They have like a lot of different styles, fabrics, lengths. For sleeping, I prefer to sleep in exo-ficio. That's a popular camping, fishing and hunting. For sleeping? You have special sleeping undies? You put on different underwear to sleep in. Yeah. That's wild. I sleep in like boxers, boxers, underwear boxers. And I wear boxer briefs. So hang on. So when, and then you take those off. This is a development. When you wake up in the morning, you take off those underwear and put on new underwear? Well, you change underwear. A shower or a workout. And then yes, when I'm getting dressed, I put on new underwear for that day. For the day. But then, hang on. Let's pause.

Let me ask you one. Do you sleep in underwear and then just get up for the day in that underwear and go about your way? Literally all the time. Oh, boy. Oh my God. You gotta let them nuts breathe. All the time I do it. Yeah. So, Ders, are you like rocking the undies from, you know, from night to night to wake up? Like, and you're rocking the same undies basically like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? You mean do I sleep in the same underwear all week? Yeah, yeah. No. I'll wear the, my sleepy undies? Yeah. I'll do. Yeah, what's your night night undies? I'll do two or three days. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That makes sense to me. That's actually kind of dope.

But I do boxers because like, I used to sleep in like mesh shorts or whatever, but they're so fucking big that I'm just like, I want some boxers that are just breathable because I don't want to sleep in boxer briefs. Why does your nuts really, you keep saying breathable as if they're starving for oxygen? They have lungs. Yeah. Yeah. Does your nuts get that hot? Ders' nuts have lungs. Yeah, I think they do. And then you get like fucking hard-ons and they're just like trying to get the fuck out and I'm like, this is not comfortable. I used to sleep naked until I had kids. And then I was like, this is dangerous. Okie dokie. Yeah, I slept naked until I had kids and I was like, all right, they're coming in here. I'm going to put on some boxers.

That kid's my pecker heart. Oh man, this opened up a can of worms. Yeah. I only, the only time I change my underwear is on the weekends. Sundays are my undies. No, is after like, when I'm showering, like after a shower, I will put on a fresh underwear. Okay. And then that's it. Like, I don't like, to me, when you're going to bed, you take off your underwear and then put on your sleeping underwear. I first take off my pants. I first take off my pants. And then I get right down to the drawers, take off my underwear and then I put on either my ex officios or my Patagonia underwear. Damn. I thought I was going to be the one with weird undie like protocol, but it turns out almost all of us are completely psycho about

our underwear. And I don't, I don't work out in underwear. What? I only wear shorts with a built in brief. Okay. I like those two. I dig that because it like underwear. I feel like this motherfucker is blowing the back out of his shit because he might be working out in them. I don't like, they're not built for that. No, it's because I'm scooting my butt across the floor like a dog. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's why I was, I was, I mean, I was tripping though that like tripping. I was, I was tripping that it back in like junior high, high school, I believe as well, I would wear straight up like, like cotton boxers. Like, well, yeah, yeah, I've gone back to that. Really? I've switched between sacks. Those are my, my, my jockeys. And then I also have boxers

because I've, I can't seem to dial in whether or not I like the boxers only or the other ones. Deris has gone to grab his Patagonia. They got probably little, little pre prestands on them. Those are nice. Those are, yeah, you can, you're going to love these. Those are breathable. And these are, what do we got here? Extra large, large crotch. 89% recycled nylon, 11% elasting. If you can find underwear, some Modal, you're going to be a happy guy. Okay. Okay. Modal is the, is the fabric? Modal. Modal is the fab. All right, come into it. I trust this man when it comes to underwear protocol. For sure. Deris has that dialed in. He's got a super, super hot to the touch dick that needs a lot of airflow. And I feel, I feel like we all

could benefit from his knowledge. Thank you, Deris. Let that bitch breathe, baby. Let it breathe. Under armor makes pretty good underwear. I believe it. Nike. Nike, the Nike underwear I've bought, not great. Okay. Well, I feel like Nike, that's some jock underwear. You could probably work out in them. To me, how many pairs of shorts with those linings in them? I think my ass is too big for those, for the, with the linings. I do not doubt that. Yeah. I, every time I put on those, like shorts with those linings in, it's my thighs. There's like an indention, because my thighs and ass are too large. Right. I used to, so this, I mean, this all stems from back when I was swimming, we started running, I would run in a Speedo with shorts on.

So like you're just, your dick's not fucking going all. Why don't you just get a jockstrap? That's a good question. I was a jockstrap. Probably should. Because those are fucking bizarre. Like why not just cover your entire butt? Yeah. Why, why just have straps? Honestly, dude, I used to wear that when I played baseball. What the fuck is going on? Like they're weird. It is weird. It lets the seat of your ass breathe, which I would argue is a little more important to let your nuts breathe, let your crack breathe, the brother. Fair, fair. We all know that you have your entire asshole out of your pants all day long. It means a lot of airflow that, that Blake's butthole needs tons of airflow. Jock straps are fucking sick. Yeah, they are. They

fucking cut a V on your butt. They're sexy, brother. Get off my jock. You ride my jock. I couldn't run with a nut cup on. And like back in the day when you were in baseball, and I would try to run with the nut cup on, I'm like, I can't do it. Like you have, you have, like it's weird. It's, it's too weird, man. Yeah, dude, I used to refuse to wear a jock strap when I would play baseball because they fucking weirded me out so much. So I put the nut cup just in my undies and then when I would run like around the bases, it would fall down to like my, fall down to like my ankle and I have to like reach down and grab it and like kind of like scoot your back. Holy shit. Look at second base. That kid's dick just fell off.

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other way. That's how I've done it my entire life. How much poo do you leave in your butt that way? Like it's compressive. Dude, my ass is so clean. No way. But when you stand up, your cheeks, they go together. Yeah, thank you. No, I'm peeling them. I'm peeling the cheeks apart. No, bro. Come on now. Are you having a lot? It's so inefficient. No, dude. It's incredibly inefficient. My ass is too large to lean over on the toilet. I've got to stand up with a wide stance with zero people, zero people in the world. There's no other human. No, I know some dudes who used to stand up to wipe because at our high school in the locker room, it was old school like from the 60s and there's no doors on the shitters. It's just like a half wall and you kind of shitter

aside. So when people walk past, you're just like, what's up? And this dude. Wait, but that was like to shit. Yes, it was a shit. That was like to stand, they stand up to shit. No, he would stand up to wipe. To wipe, not to shit. He would shit and then he would stand to wipe and we were like, why are you standing and doing that? He's like, what do you mean? What do you do? I'm like, is he getting too strange? Oh my God. And now we're podcasting about. Wait, but hold on a second. So I mean, it's like, you stand up. Well, after we, because we had the same conversation on Game Over Man, and I had, I'm blanking on his name, but the camera operator that. Oh, the British dude? No, the the bald dude. Oh, Wilkie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think his name is Peter. Yeah, he fucking ruled.

He was like, hey, that's how I wipe like he came over her and he goes, I'm with you solidarity. He's like, yeah, I also. Yeah. So it's because, and the reasoning behind it is because you can't reach around, you have T-Rex arms and you can't get into your butt crack or something. Is that what's going on? You can't pass the mountains that are your ass cheeks. No, I really have to get in there, dude. And then you're wiping it and you're pulling it back onto your cheek. It's disgusting. You guys are foul. What I do, I'm like bent over in the, in that stall, go into town. Oh my God. Like one hand down on the floor. Are you like a three point stance? But like, don't you understand them? Like just the mechanics of when you sit down on a toilet,

it kind of like spreads your cheeks for you. You can even like emphasize it with a nice wiggle or whatever. But when you stand up, it goes and closes back and then you got to peel that apart after it's already like, like if you spread peanut butter on one side of bread and just fold it in half, that's what you're doing when you stand up every time. You're getting peanut butter all over it. The dookie, the peanut butter is the dookie. Yeah. I don't, guys, I tried it, I tried it your way. I'm just saying it doesn't work for me and I think it doesn't work for a lot of people. I think we're, I, hey, I'm calling, I'm calling to all the aruguloids out there, all them salad eaters. He's trying to take my fucking squad, bro. What's up? I'm taking your

fan base, dawg. You got your own fan base now. The stand up. Three point stance. The stanzers. We'll do a Twitter poll on the day. When this drops, we'll do a Twitter poll, stand up wipers and sit down wipers. But like what's, what happened when you did that though? You said you tried it and it didn't work. What the fuck happened? I'm smearing it up the side of my ass. I fell on the toilet. See, that just makes me think like, so Kim Kardashian has a hell of a time wiping her ass. Oh, she has an issue. Oh, she stands for sure. She's a standard. She probably has two people help her. She has assistance for that. You guys hold my butt apart while I dab my whole. All you guys. I need all you guys to hold my butt. Come over here. I don't know what she

sounds like actually. This is a real struggle. Well, okay. So that's super strange, but do you crumple or do you fold the paper? I mean, that's a, that's a classic kind of question. Well, fold. I'm not a lunatic. You gotta fold. You can't crumple because you don't know how that's going to like spring loose. Yeah. I'm a crumple dog. Of course. You know, you need to tell us. That's fine. We know. Obviously. Sometimes I do take the time to fold and I kind of think as I get older more towards 40, I will take more time to fold because it's a better method. Just let me lay this out there. It takes no time. It takes the same time to crumple. Yeah, you could do it while you're just sitting on the toilet. Just take that time. You don't need to do it just at the very

end. You can prep the situation. Yeah, I'm not going to defend crumpling. You guys are right. I'm just saying, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. You take the carnation of toilet paper and just kind of scrub around your butt or what? I don't get it. It's my fucking carnation. See, and this is why I think you guys were making fun of my ass as if it's disgusting. I've got a very clean ass. It's wildly clean. I keep that thing very nice. Okey dokey. I believe that Kyle has a disgusting ass. He crumples it up. He dabs his asshole with a crumpled up toilet paper and then calls it a day. I think I just end up using more toilet paper than I need to. I think I'm wasteful in that department. Oh, you're like double and triple pulling extra. I think my ass is just

as wildly clean as yours, but it's especially from stand up dude like yourself. Charming. Yeah, it's clean. Why do you think your ass is cleaner than mine? I don't understand that. Hey, we're not all going to take sides here. Come on, let's just. No, no, this is just this is cool. I can do this with the vamp. What's up? Take it to another fucking room. I'm just playing. I don't want to have this discussion. It's cool. I believe my ass is cleaner than your ass. And that's just my belief. We're not going to find out. Historically. It's historically cleaner. Yeah, that's cool. I'm just stoked that Adam put that little conversation about wiping his butt in the back of his brain and stored it. That's cool. Man. Hey, I was like

one day years from now, we will start a podcast. Yeah, that was like your big takeaway from the shoot. You're like, it was a grind. I was one day into the next. We did talk about wiping butts. No, I was I was truly shocked when you guys were like, what are you doing? Oh, yeah, because we had to film it. That's how it started. We were shooting it. Yeah, we were shooting as and then I'm like, I'm wiping my ass and you guys are like, what? What? We'll sit sit down and why and I'm like, but that's not how you wipe your ass. And it was like a whole situation. It was a whole thing. Right. Yeah, then you have to take the you have to take the poll on set and be like, how many people do this because this is not going to be relatable for the rest of the planet. Because this guy's

one in 1000 that does this. HR nightmare. It really are stand up comedian. Okay. Yeah. So funny. So funny. But y'all rock a bidet, correct? Because that is a game changer. But like when when the pandemic started, and everyone was like, I don't need toilet paper. I've got a bidet. I was like, you need both. You need both or you got dookie, or you're using your hand, which is a whole other thing that people do. I did use a bidet. Like first time I used it, I did think it was going to be like a either or type of situation. And it's definitely not that. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Then you just have a wet, wet ass, then you just have a wet ass. I like it. So what? So you're wiping and then you just like pumping it for like the you just

giving it a little douse and then you wipe it again. I do a spray. And then I do a wipe. And then I do another spray. And then I do like a light dab. When you say spray, you're you're spraying diarrhea. This is cool that we're all just imagining each other taking shits and how the spray is affected. I gotta stop you right there. I'm not doing that. I'm just... Well, you're saying there's a spray. What are you thinking of? No, we're just talking. We're just talking process. That's all we're doing. We're just talking process. We're talking process? I'm thinking of Derz's wet asshole. That's what I'm thinking of. Well, you know, well, I'm pretty sorry about that. I've got a great imagination. That gets my pecker heart. That gets your pecker heart.

You're on the same toilet seat, right Derz? Like you're like so you can you can have that luxury. No, I spray, then I waddle down the stairs to the powder room, do a wipe, run into my kid's bedroom, a quick squirt, and then I just go outside and I drag my ass along the street like a blank shirt. You know, like, you know, the bidet is a separate thing in a bathroom. No, no. I live in this century. No, it's it's all in one, right? Yeah. So how was it meant? Like when they started, when they came up with bidets, it's like first you do the toilet business, then you do the bidet. Don't say they say the French. All right. The French. Yeah. How is it? How's the euros do it? A hundred years ago, they were washing a butthole, they were shitting in one and then scooting over

and washing a butthole in the other. Oh gosh. And then I just leave the Japanese were like, that's stupid. This is smarter. Let's put it on one. Allegedly. Allegedly. This is important. I used to rock a squatty potty, and that was just clutch. That was a nightmare. Oh, no, the best. I'm into the squatty potty. What's up? The higher the better. Put me honestly. I don't know, man. Put my I want my knees over my shoulders. Oh, that's hella weird to me. Thank you, Anders. I want my legs behind my neck. Thank you, Anders. I want to be in a pretzel. But it is weird. You stand up to wipe, Adam. That's that's crazy. My legs behind my head. Why legs behind the head in a in the shower. Huh? You're a freak, dude. A carnation water. You got to fold it. What's the carnation? What was that?

That's when you clump up toilet paper. It looks like a carnation flower to me. Yes. Oh, wow. That's very. Yeah, I like that. A crumpled up toilet paper immediately. You're like, oh, this is beautiful. I see beauty in everything. That's great. You do, Blake. Yeah. Thank you. Maybe so much. So get your pecker hard. I'm just like, damn, I already know the The title of this podcast is about to be cool, whatever it is. Oh, man. What a peter out this has become. Well, now we're just all exhaling like, oh, God. That's the seven minute lull, right? You have it in every conversation, every seven minutes, there's a lull that we just hit it. Is that a thing? That's a thing that I've heard my whole life.

We haven't had one yet because none of us shut up. Yeah, we're all right. Well, shut the fuck up. That's why we're podcasters because we can go for like fucking 35 minutes and then have the lull. But in normal conversations, it's seven minutes. You said that's why we're casters, bro, through and through. Because we got that talent to the bone. That's what I'm saying. We won't shut the fuck up. What's that one, Blake? Oh, that's Juicy Jay. Shout out to Juicy Jay. What else you got on there? Just, you know, I pretty much have played it all. Yeah, one time on Twitter, I posted a picture of like a table that was built out of Legos and had like a glass top. But then under the glass, it had like a thousand different

muscle men, which was a toy from the 80s. Yes. And Juicy Jay was like, that's cool. Oh, I love that. That's awesome. I was like, yeah, thanks. Cool. I had a wild interaction with Juicy Jay. One day out of the blue, I like, I had just stepped out of the shower and my phone rang, you know, with some fucking number from Memphis. I'm like, what the fuck? I picked this up. I'm like, hello. He's like, Hey, Maine. And I'm like, hello. Who is this? He's like, this is Juicy Jay, Maine. And I'm like, what? He's like, I want you to come to my show tonight at the House of Blues. And I was like, okay. Oh, shit. It really was him. I pulled up to the House of Blues. He like, let me backstage. It was crazy. I actually had a great time. Thank you, Juicy Jay.

Well, he commented on my Twitter post, but you know, that's cool too. I guess House of Blues is fun. It was cool. Yeah, that's wild. How do you get your number? Did you figure that part out or? I have, I to this day, I have no clue. I just know like, while I was back there, he was kind of filming stuff for like his tour. So I think it was kind of to get me there because yeah, there was a table of bread and I, I like tried to eat a whole loaf of bread in under a minute for the cameras. I think you can go on YouTube and find it. You're just starving for attention, eating bread. When Juicy Jay says eat bread, you do it. So it was Juicy Jay like going for like a jackass vibe. He was like, yo, I'm going to get all these crazy motherfuckers here

eating bread, doing crazy shit, like eating bread. I'm Juicy Jay. You're going to be a Brady Blake. I think he probably called Steve-O first and then landed on me since it was right after you jumped off the roof and broke your back. Yeah. Yeah. I was, I was, I was not for doing dumb shit at that time. Right. Not no more, man. No, not anymore. Nope. Sits down and wipes and everything. Truth. No, you really have a calmed down a lot, Blake. How's that? How's that life? It's cool. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like it was important to do. It's important to do. It's party time. It's important to do. Yeah, you got to do it. Yep. Yeah. Blake used to get drunk and like try to really try to hurt himself. That was like his main agenda was be like, Hey, let's see if

if I could try to break something of my own. I think it was truly just like my mind was still stuck in the backyard wrestling days and I, you can't be jumping off high shit your whole life. Dude, that was the first thing I thought of when I, because at that party, like I was in the kitchen with our manager and some other people and they're like, Blake just jumped off the roof and I was like, the fuck? He think he's doing HDW or whatever. Oh yeah. And then you walked through and you had like your pink shoes and you were like El Flamingo dude. And I was like, okay, that's a character from HDW back in the day. And but you didn't look at me in the eye. And I was like, okay, he's fucking wasted or something. Like what's up? I was like, I like how can I just pause? I like how

you say he didn't look you in the eye instead of eyes because he didn't know which one to look. Yeah, only one of them works. The wonky one or the the unwonky. Yeah, to be fair, it was tough to But then it was like, then I realized afterwards you're like, yeah, I'm fucking hurting. Well, have we told this story on the on the pot? It's I don't know, but this is my perspective of it. And he you marched your way in you DJ two songs marched your way into the fucking bed and then laid there until the morning. And then it was like, his fucking back's broken. Well, I like carried his ass. I was I was underneath his arm that maybe you know what, in December, we're coming up on like a five or seven or eight year anniversary with maybe we'll do we'll do a pot about that.

Yeah, that would be a good one. That would be a good one to talk about. Yeah, because that was a wild ass night. Yeah, it was. Let's let's save that. Is there any compliments, takebacks or apologies in today's episode? I'd like to compliment Kyle and all the aruguloids for just being steadfast for their love of Kyle and their love of salads. Because in my DMs, I got a lot of a lot of comments of just like, fuck you salads rule, you know, arugula. And I think that they rule. And I you know, I'm I'm turning around on salads. I do think that chicken tenders are better than just salads. But you know, maybe a chicken tender salad is in the works. Who knows? Yeah, you mean like in like, on earth, it's in the works, like someone somewhere's doing one? No, no, no, no,

in our restaurant that we're obviously going to start together. Look at him fucking walking it back, man. What am I walking back? Yeah, what am I walking back? Wow, dude. Kyle, he's he's bowing to he's me for you, pal. Here. What do you believe? Do you want me not not to because I don't know what I want, man. I don't know what I want. Hey, guess what take back? Boom. Kyle, fuck you. There we go. Now we're having fun, baby. And you know what? I got a compliment for Adam. Here's a compliment for standing your fucking ground. Hey, thank you, Anders. And I would like I'd like to compliment you for that. Thank you. Good job, Adam. Kyle, fuck the aruguloids, dude. Okay, all right. Now we're doing it, baby. Team three point stance.

Yes, there we go. I'd like to take back what I said about the new Xbox graphics. I think they're amazing astounding. I love the new Xbox. It runs like a dream. Shout out to Microsoft, my plug, and Sony get at me. What's up with the new PlayStation? I bet it's great. My name is Mike Roesoft. I want to give a compliment to Adam for being open as usual, not open necessary about his butt cheeks. Those do close when he stands up, but just open and honest about the deepest, darkest things in his life. It's not it's not that deep. And it's I mean, it is deep, but it's not that dark. Not Kyle. I do also want to compliment, you know, I want to compliment Adam as well for standing his ground because, you know, he was put in the corner and he stood it. I think that's great.

Good for you. Don't steal my fucking fans, though, player. And I also would like to compliment Anders on his lifelong knowledge of underwear. And I've always looked up to you in this department. And I think that, you know, we have differences and we air out in the goddamn so many of the podcast. But thank God we have breathable mesh in between us, because it filters it a little bit. And we are just, you know, I love you and I love your choices. And I might have some night night PJs in my future. Yeah. And thank you for that. Just to be clear, when you're next to Kyle, you're gonna want some breathable mesh. Me undies, get at us. We're down for the sponsor. Kyle, I do. I do like taking you shopping, Kyle.

It's my one of my favorite little special pleasures. I think we need to do that again. I used to love that because Kyle's like never been into a store before. He's like, whoa. Yeah. It's like when you dress up in Sino man, you like get him a haircut. It's so true. Durs would do that. He'd buy those jeans. Whoa, look at all this stuff. You're telling me that they have all this stuff and you could just buy any of it? Remember, I took you to Brooks Brothers. We got that patchwork button down that you rocked to all your meetings for years. Oh, yeah. Dude, one of my favorite shirts of all time. And honestly, still is in great shape. Like you throw an iron on it? Brooks Brothers. We had to take Kyle shopping because there for a long while, he would go to meetings

with no sleeves and his arm hair, armpit hair just juicing out the sides. And we're like, I keep it real, baby. Me and my riggoids, we keep it real. This is important. It really was, guys. Bye, y'all. Bye. Bye, y'all. I'm done with this shit. Bye. Bye, y'all. Bye, y'all. I got a shit. I got to take a shit. Okay. Blake, hit us with the sound. Hi, I'm Dave Diegelman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions. Like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with Dave Diegelman

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