This Is Important - Ep 160: Live from St. Louis: Looooootta Nelly Talk

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

Live from St. Louis!  Today, this is what's important: Air Force Ones, Nelly, circumcision, cum, the beer bong cycle, motorcycles, blacking out, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Fucking squirrels! And here we go. Safe Louis! Louis! Here we go. Say, Louie! Here we go! Oh! One, two, three, four! Oh! That was good.

And ladies and gentlemen, that's what we call a was ball. Oh, wait, wait, wait, I'm not even on the board yet. Let me give that some fucking point, dude, because that was so good! That's a was ball. Okay, wait, wait, I'm not even on the board yet. Let me give that some fucking points, dude, because that was so good. That's a was. Okay, wait. Ball. Did you get the points up? I'm already having technical difficulty.

Just give me a fucking second. That's all right. All we got to do is say, Sanleü. Yes. Saint Louis and French. Nobody. Sanleü. Nobody.

I like to immediately say sorry to the people that are directly behind these speakers. Whoa. No, they did it. We got to get you some. Is it a shirt or something? Absolutely. Yeah.

You know what? It's just like the podcast. All you have to do is close your eyes and thank God you're not us. They go, God, they don't know where countries are, how to spell things, how to pronounce any word. We're real dumb. Yeah, it's hard.

So just take yourself to that place where you're like, thank God, I'm not these dumb answers. I get a lot of people that are like, well, what is the life tour all about? I'm sure you plan things. Oh, yeah. Nope. Nope. They're just as dumb. I'm sure you plan things. Oh yeah! Nope! Nope!

And they're gist is dumb. And we just like us! We both both really do. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- They know They I feel like a lot of people don't have no fucking clue Nah, and we just play it all the time and they're like I guess I'm into it. I don't know. Yeah Dude, what is it's fine? K-Fed we are in the mother fucking house that nilly bill what? This is true I

Can talk about K-Fed dude. I'm not saying nilly suck song. We got the football man. We got shoes, yeah you guys see these? We got that. We did. You see all these old things? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Yeah. When does the start? When does the start?

I think it's a little build up. It's so, a lot of it. I need the music now though. Oh, shit. Oh! Oh! That's a go-ah. Isn't that a dance? I need the music now though That's a go-hop. Isn't that a dance? Oh Dude I'm all right. I have a question. I miss that enough of that. I truly miss that generation of hip-hop I know that was a fun time I mean I know I'm starting like an old man, but I don't I don't understand these kids anymore

I know I'm starting to like an old man, but I don't understand these kids anymore. I know. I know. I know. And they're scissor. They're sipping too much scissor to be quite honest. It was easy when it was just about the shoes, man. Dude, you let me know that these are the shoes I have to wear.

If I'm going to be part of Nellie's click, you need two purrs. Let's get them. Let's do it. We got four purrs up here. I'm a little worried that after tonight, we're out here. We're like, yeah, and then tomorrow, they're just gonna fall off a cliff. They're like, they're done.

Nobody wears those anymore. As soon as they're about to podcast. You didn't hear about the podcast. They're like, you know, we're off that. So right now, it's the Air Force one swan song. I feel like you're giving our podcast too much credit, Ders. No. Like, we're swaying in industry.

We're on the right side of history. I'm gonna say that. We really move the hip hop needle. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Literally, mate. It could already be gone. I mean, I don't know.

We don't know. You saw the roshes applause. Oh, yeah, it was very roshes. That's true. St. Louis still right Dude, Nelly effect because I'm from Omaha, Nebraska Yeah, that's right. There's 12 of us out here. Okay. Oh Town okay, so like it's you know, it's in the Midwest and we're close enough that we took Nelly as our own

in the Midwest and we're close enough that we took Nelly as our own. Claim him. Okay. We were like, he's also part of our thing. He came here one time. He did. I remember he performed at this all-age-his-club called Guitars and Cadillacs. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah, dude. And that was the first time I saw someone smoking that. Oh, yes. Fuck it. Yeah, dude. It was in the parking lot. I'm like, what are they smoking? Yeah.

All that foil. Dude, I feel like there was such a specific time. I think it was like 2002 to 2006 where like St. Louis just was had it. Fucking hip hop in a vice grip, dude. Because, well, I looked it up You want want to know some other very notable I would love to know six names. Let's do this I would like to know six names without the use of your computer Can I play a song or just the one that you know is fine?

One that you know besides Murphy Lee. Yes, there definitely is. Oh, see, I was like, I'm going to go on. Oh, what you do. This was Adam Kim, right? This was quite a while. Oh, yeah. Do Chini is from St. Louis? I didn't know Chini was from St. Louis. That's sick.

I did not know that. I see, I thought he was from Omaha. Right. He was at the banjos in Toyota's concert. Dude, you know who else I- Boys! Yes! Boys!

Wait, sorry, hold on a minute. Doing a lot of shit up here guys. Hold on a second. Points! I live for points. And one for earlier. Yes, points! You need the approval.

Were you aware that also, Ting Drinking is very bad. Yo, I got a fake ID though. Oh, you know, you know this one. Oh, oh, yeah, really, really. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two steps. Okay, Juan, he comes away to the heart, to the five.

Hey, we have fun, they have fun. This is back when in a rap song, you could just say number. Number, so it's good. And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number.

And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number.

And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number. And more number. Hey, I just go by Jeff. Right. I'm Jeff Kwan now. You guys take it from here. I'll take it from here. What's up? It's actually Jeff Kwanstein.

Nice to meet you. I'm Jeff Kwanstein. I'm a dietician now. You need me. I can help you. OK, I got one more that's just going to knock you off your fucking asses. Do you knock me off my ass?

OK. OK. That old phrase. That's just gonna knock you off your fucking asses. Do you knock me off my ass? Okay. Okay. That old phrase. Are you gonna be knocked off your ass? Oh. Whoa. You. How are you still under it?

Hey. Go. Do your chain. Hango. Do it. Do it. Do it. Yo.

Is that like the wedding song that gets like everybody out there on the floor? Even my mom's like hanging like, hang in the load, like my Tady's to-win bro. Something's wild one to-and-fro. Wait, but you're telling me that Gibbs is from St. Louis? And what does that person's name, I don't know if I ever caught their name. It's one more time. Gibs. Gibs like the cut of your jib or like a J.I.B. Jib. J.I.BBS nice to meet your jibs. Jibs. Yes. How about the cut of your jib?

Fucking jibs, Jake Juan-Jingy, and all of the St. Luna ticks. Oh yeah, that yeah, that's huge. Congratulations. That's fucking pretty good. That's a pretty good track record. Yeah, that's a solid track record. I don't know about you guys, but at 6am when we were in the airport and I was googling St. Louis, and that shit popped up, I was like, oh, and then I was like, I have to go to the store.

That was what we were, when we were young. Yep, back when we were young. We were filled with vigor. I mean, I'm a figure. And that song was playing in the night club we couldn't get into, because we weren't wearing like nice enough shoes. Yeah, right, right.

The door would open, you just hear Nelly Furtado playing, you're like, I gotta get in there. I'm like a bird. It's not that one. What? What permission was girl? When that's who was going to your school. Miss you, Miss girl.

Oh, that one kind of still goes, if you ask me. That's what I'm thinking. Wait, Nelly for Tato isn't also all the Nellies are from Sealwoods? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no of Nellies to be honest. Yeah. What's another? Willie Nellieson. Yep. You say Willie Nellieson Mandela, dog. It's the Mandela effect. You remember that it was actually Nellieson and then somehow now it's just Nelson.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh cool. I just saw my parents get up and leave. Oh, yeah. We got to go. I got to go take a shit. Nuck and grandma.

Peace out. Peace out, divine. My parents are here actually. Yeah, they are. They are in the crowd. Yeah. Hey. Is it possible?

Hey, don't worry. If my mom's sitting next to you, she'll let you know. Yeah. You think? You think she already has a whole crew? What's that you? She's right there. I believe this is green.

Where is she? I'm not seeing her. Penny! Penny! Wait, do we have like the... Penny! Do we have like the spotlight? Penny!

Where is she? I'm not seeing her. Do we have a spotlight by any chance? There she is. She stood up. She waved. Alright. There we go. There we go. I waved. All right, there we go.

I like to stand up. I see her right there. So let her do fairytale. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up, mom. There she is. Get ruined in the show if you don't stand up.

Get ruined in the show. You don't stand up. Get ruined in the show. She will not ruin the show. I know that a lot. That's so special about her. Yes. Yep. That is the very woman that it is. That's so special. I know that about her. Yes.

Yep. That is the very woman that this crazy fucking weirdo came from. What's cool is they come to a lot of stuff. They're never not proud. I'm waiting for them. Like, most of them. I rise. Yeah, it's different.

Like I remember at the game Overman premiere when literally it's the scene where my dick is hanging out. Wait, let me, I'm trying to remember. Oh, I remember. Now I have it. Now I have it. I got it here, front center, front low, right here.

Well, it was an auto-erotic affixiation scene. So I'm hanging in a closet and my dick is in my hands. And I'm just like, mm-hmm. Yeah, classic. And I'm like, you know what I'm talking about. My mom is sitting right next to me, cool placement. And she grabs my knee and whispers into my ear, I'm so proud of you.

Very shakied, darling. Well, she made that, dude. And she meant it. Yeah, she made that. I feel like a lot of moms might be like, yeah, I'm so proud of you. Not. You show in your dick and butthole,

because if you freeze at the right part, which my wife has done, and my wife has frozen it, and been like, that's your butthole. Of course. Because you go back for all of Netflix. And that's on the Philippines. People in the Philippines have seen your butthole. Just like that's your butthole. Of course. You're buttholes for all of Netflix. And that's all the Philippines. You've been in the Philippines have seen your butthole.

Just like that. And that's what wives are for. Yeah. Hey, wait, just to like, just to take this and get into something very serious. Meeting right now. Let's talk. Let's get serious.

Sure, sure, sure. You're circumcised, right? It's science. And your parents and your parents are the ones who chose to do that. How do we feel about this? I got in the conversation the other day at a barbecue with some like pregnant ladies. They're like, you know how I, you know how I was like, you know some weeners, right? How do you feel about circumcision? Essentially, but I was real, I was real loose in casual.

I'm like, yeah, you just fucking whew. And they looked at me like I was from the Stone Age. Like I was real, I was real loose and casual. I'm like, yeah, you just fucking, and they looked at me like I was from the stone age. Like I was crazy. So I feel if they're your children, you can mutilate them as much as you want. I don't know, man. My kids know jobs are so good. Oh yeah. I believe they're really good.

Like one nostril just looks better. I mean, I think we've talked about it on the pod but I When I found out that there were uncircumcised penises out there what I was kind of like wait I didn't choose this it made me sad I wanted to regrow my foreskin. I did I'm sorry, but I did I Wanted to regrow it somehow And I think you can I think there's I wanted to regrow it somehow. And I think you can. I think there's a way to regrow it. Can we do a round of applause for people who are hang on? I was going to say,

who I can't learn. You were doing it. I was. Anything penis related that dude was like, right? This is easy. Yeah. Do it. Way too proud of their circumcised cock and this isn't I'm not asked if Are rental plots of people who are not circumcised or are but who I would like to go Lights up and I want to look into the eye and that's no we cannot that's nothing that everybody's got what they got But our who here is anti-circumcision This dude's like they took off too much man. It can happen happen dude it can it really can that's what creates the curve Well, I like that he can if you have a quaint multiple multiple curves if you have a curved boner Odds arts because they chop one little bit too much

What is this one? I'm lying. I've seen these ones in porno You look like you just three you look like you just made a... You look like you just made a... Well, the dude's shooting a freight train. I threw him in the fucking left-handed. Yeah, you think that's what they mean? Well, dude, if your dick looks like that, you could call yourself a splash brother.

Yeah. That's true. And she's like, I'm good. Hey, wait, Adam? Yes, points. Thank you, buddy. I got you, buddy. But yeah, thank you, Blake.

But okay, so no one here's anti Interesting, I just got like lit up at this barbecue and I was kind of like y'all don't even have that Might not have been that might not have been the right place to approach the subject No, I do Where I led all the dirty laundry I also think hang out. I don't know either of you. What don't have what? It's not and it's where all the dirty laundry, it's just a cue. It's just a cue. It's just a cue, dude.

It's just a cue. I'm just having some cue. Yeah, I feel like I don't have any dirty laundry. So I'm willing to talk about anything anywhere. Right. Look at our fucking podcast. Hey, yeah, exactly. The brats are delicious.

Have you ever tasted your own gum? Just asking. Just asking. Have you tasted your own come? Just asking. Have you tasted your own come? We've been over this. What's up my own. I have not. What's up my own.

I have not. Have you tasted your own come? Not my own. Not my own. That's a question. Not my own. I can. Some things in life are unavoidable.

But you can order come from Japan, from the internet. Yeah. That's what. Yeah, that's a joke. Everyone's laughing. I was held down and everyone seemed like they were having a good time. Worth it. Well, I can honestly say I don't think I have. I like that I said I don't. I can honestly say no. I don't know. I don't think I know I don't know I don't know I don't know like I've had this conversation with you before on this podcast and I was like I've done it a lot No, I don't think none of us the best part of it None of us put it in their coffee Taste my home, you know, you give it a little

Well smell is totally different I like how this dude went full salamander. Yeah, there's no way. There's no way I haven't. There's no way you haven't. Okay. Hey, man, curious minds, you know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. What's up?

The heart wants the heart. It's very cool. This is very cool. I mean, what a beautiful theater. And this is like an all-time low. It is good. I know. The people, the fine people who work at this beautiful establishment are like, do we all quit tomorrow? Like, what are we doing now? I know that I feel like there's something from the highest high because I think yesterday Kevin James was here. And then they fucking plummet back to earth with our semen talk.

Plummet back to earth. I don't know if you've seen Kevin's new standup set. 20 minutes right in the middle of, uh, fishing his own ass. Right. Oh, he goes there. Yeah. I'm allegedly, allegedly, he goes. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly, he probably goes there.

Day, yeah. I could see a Paul Blart fucking butthole face. A what? A Paul Blart Porto live on stage. Paul Blart number two. Paul Blart. Paul Blart. Who works off that one later tonight. Yeah.

Paul Blart butthole face. Paul Blart for fingers. I don't give you some points. That's how you finger in. I saw yourself angling to give yourself yourself points. That's how you finger in. I saw yourself angling to give yourself some points. You'll see. Hey man, I just feel good in these all-board ones, bro. All-board wide butthole. Okay. Yeah.

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What are you saying? I think I meant to say affected. I definitely said infected. And I don't want Ellie to infect any of us. Right. And he's a bagel. He might have. He's been through the ringer that guy.

But in fact, because at my high school, it was, woo, we were all real nelly heads. Yeah. I do specifically remember the very first My high school, it was, we were all real nelly heads. Um, I do specifically remember the very first and only house party I had. And you went to. That you threw. No, you didn't.

I went to a lot of house parties, fuck you. Yeah, a few. Hey, and I brought some chocolates for your mom. Yeah, here's your pizza. Yeah, thanks. Thanks to your pizza. Yeah, here's your pizzas. Can I come in? Here's your pizzas. Yeah, thanks. Thanks to Blake's. That's not great. Here's your pizzas. Can I come in?

Here's your pizzas. Oh, no tip. Here's a box of black in my house for your father. Yeah. Kyle's like, I brought a bag of apples for my mother's garden. Does this interest you? No?

OK. No, I remember it was the first and only house party I had during high school. And countrymar was pretty on frickin' fire. Perfect album. And we were, now I remember dude, I just shook something loose. You're looking at it, yep, that's what beauty of the public.

We were doing as high schoolers, we were obsessed with beer bonging. We love beer. Oh dude, right. We had this. High schoolers. Yeah. I was doing love beer bonging. Right. We have the ice coolers. I was doing that until I was 39. Yeah. You're serious.

The best bonger of the last time I saw that. That was the last time you did a beer bong. First serious. Last time I was in Lake The Ozarks in August. Damn, bro. Right. This is the way. And that was just to get past the city limits together.

Yeah, and that's how you enter the Ozarks. Whoa, hang on. There's a police officer there going. They put like the mirror under the car. They check it and they go you're looking Yes, have this beer bong and be on there like me. You're like I'm the shady gators. Here's your beer bong They're like oh fuck it's a DIY checkpoint. They're like no no no no you have to get drunk enough so you could get a DUI if we pull you right? We just GUI Get under the influence.

Okay, hold on, I'll get some freaking. Yes, yes, yes. We got a lot of points tonight. Okay, so we were pretty obsessed with beerbong. We would go to, well, our hardware store was, that's pretty cool. That's a power move. Yeah, that looks cool. That later.

It looks so close. So you guys had to end the tour after he broke his back. Yeah, it was, it looks cool. Yeah, that looks cool. That later. It looks so cool. Come on, too. So you guys had to end the tour after he broke his back. Yeah, it was fine. He was doing a power move. And it's pretty. I said, a spreading goal. I said, bring out his helmet.

I said, bring out his helmet. I'm also the fattest I've ever been. So my belly's like drooping down. Yeah, you look great. He looks great. He looks good. You look good. Thank you.

Yeah. Okay, so beer bongs house parties. Yeah, so we used to go to yard birds, which was. Thank you. Yeah. OK. So beerbongs, house parties, made a story. We used to go to yard birds, which was the hardware store. Yeah. And really, like, make what we thought were pretty nice beerbongs.

They were very good. Yeah. It was a tube and a funnel connected with some kind of stuff. And so we even put little like little lamps and a valve. A little gulner. A governor. We all did that, but. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, but this one had like a tube in a funnel. Yeah, yeah, well our whole thing is that we had this thing where it was called hitting the cycle

It was based off of like baseball when you get a single a double a triple triple Okay, how much baseball did you play, Arna? As you watch this whole episode of 90210. A touchdown? A three-bacer? A hat trick. Oh, yeah, it was so you, this start was like a very special episode of CityHot. You'd start with one beer. Is that how it was?

You didn't start with four. You started with one beer. No, that was the last. Yeah, that's true. Hang on, let's hear the rules by the way. Blake explains that. You start with one beer in the tank. Yeah, that's your the rules by the way Blake explains that you start with one beer in the tank. Take it down. Then you get two beers. Take it down three four so on. Yep. And not so on. Four periods, right? Four is a home run. Well four is the end of

the cycle. So then you go again. No, there's no so on. You're right. I guess it is a cycle on. It's not so on. You're right. Wait a. I guess it is a cycle. It's not so on. Okay. You're right. Wait a dozen. If it is a cycle, it should go. But we have. You fucked up. Remember Ali came over. Yeah. She's like, I want to hit the beer bottle. We're like, all right, you're doing the fucking cycle. It's just a cycle as opposed to like a baseball word. Like the home run and the grand slam. Yeah, do a grand slam. Do it. The cycle is called hitting the cycle baseball.

It's when you get a see. Hey, man, you said played baseball because I played baseball. I never heard the cycle. Who here has heard of the cycle? Yes. Okay, it's a fucking thing. It is a thing. Fuck you.

It's like really deep in baseball. You get to get to see. I quit because I only played for the YMCA. Fuck it. Anyway, so Allie was a pretty small girl from high school. She did one like a fucking champ. It was awesome. And then we're like, okay, let's get to the second part of the cycle.

She's down there and we fucking, you know, like, go Allie, you got this. She fucking opened it she's going down down down then she immediately filled it up with puke oh and then she chugged it with the coolest chicken and that is the cycle no I wish I could say that but I think she kind of like took it off her mouth and they hit her shoulder and I do remember that it did it there's a valve on it. She could have just closed it. Yeah. But she just left it open and it went all on her shoulder.

But it's right. I don't want to say this. She's a fucking idiot. She tried. She tried. She tried. She tried. And she was at our Denver show.

Yeah, but I do think like it was one of those panic moments. Like, you know, if you've ever like got on a motorcycle and you hit the throttle and then you're like, oh shit, I'm going and then instead of hitting the brake, you just throttle more? Well, the brake? Yeah, that's where you would die because the brake isn't down there.

Sure, it's sure. Yeah, that is where you stand. And by the way, I remember you owned a motorcycle. And you had, that's so scary. We would see him driving to work and he had this Harley and you'd see him, you're going 65 miles an hour on the freeway, and he's off at the shoulder going like 25 miles an hour.

Shut up bitch! Well, I mean, it has to be scary. Can't do this. I was like, why is he? He's trying to hit the cat. Oh. Oh, yeah. I probably shouldn't ride a motorcycle. He's trying to hit the cat. Oh. Yeah.

I probably shouldn't ride a motorcycle. Didn't you just ride that? You rode that thing like four or five times before you got rid of it? Yeah, and then I almost teaboned a van and I'm like, I think I'm done. Yeah, it became just a skull. Because you didn't know where the brakes were. I kind of just let off the throttle. Well, I had a motorcycle. This is how I knew how to break was just let go of the throttle. I think

you probably did better than me though, because I had a motorcycle too. And I crashed it 60% of the time. That's right. You were always coming into the writers room with wealth. With new injuries. and it wasn't like ever a big crash. It was mostly just me going just nope right and then I give up and then the bike just rolls off into something. Yeah, that's out but that's like a that's actually a very cool way to show but a party because I feel like as a as a teen or a tween you'd roll up somewhere and you'd hop off your bike and let the bike keep going until it's built down.

That's the first 302. So, but to do that with like a $20,000 motorcycle next level, that's fucking cool, dude. Just, I didn't like it. You gotta say that was on purpose. What's up? Yeah, that's the first ghost riding. Well, the first... I mean, I think I... I've said this on the podcast before, but one of the last times that I crashed it, I was leaving my neighborhood, and I lived in the Hollywood Hills, so my house was Hollywood. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And so I'm taking a left down my hill. Thank you. Right underneath the sign, ladies and gentlemen. Out of the mind, house, right there. I couldn't make the turn and I just ate shit and fell down. And then there was all these guys working construction on this house on the corner. And I was so embarrassed that I looked into the bush and screamed, fucking squirrels! That's cool, dude.

You were like, I don't want to hit the squirrel. Dude, did they tap you up? Or they're like, yeah, man. No, I think they were very were like, I don't want to hit the squirrel. Dude, they, did they tap you up? Or they're like, yeah, man. Then were you like, no, I think they were very much like, oh, he's slow. There's no squirrel. Did they help you lift your bike up? No, because I got out of there so quick, dude.

The clutch was all broken, but it was like this much of the clutch, so I was like, and I lifted, it was a 900 pound motorcycle. I lifted it like this. And I lifted it was a 900 pound motorcycle. I lifted it like this Right, you got the like mom underneath the car like energy just like lift the entire whip Absolutely. Yes, and the mom was just my embarrassment, right? That was embarrassed. I wonder if that's really what it is with moms with super strength It's because they're so embarrassed that they're like Jesus Christ's

kid is good and accident dumb ass kid that's like no one's gonna I don't want anyone to see this so they just like rip a card door off. What if when your mom was that game over a man and she's like dude I'm so proud of you she just ripped the arms off her chair. She's so embarrassed. Wait yeah yeah. I really saw it there. Is it, are we going with embarrassment? Blake, or is it the pride? Well, that's him state. That's the subject.

Yes, I'm saying she's hiding her embarrassment. Penny, you tell us. Are you excited for his feelings? Yeah. I'm sure that that's the way you think, because it's all in your head. Oh, shit. Over and over again.

I don't see that. I can't keep picturing you with him. See that's not pure Nelly, but I like that. That came around like seven or eight years after the real Nelly. After Nelly took us on a ride with Country Grammar and then he teamed up with Tim McGraw and he's like, I know what the people want. That was a very good team up. Let's call him team ups.

A solid team up. Was that around the same time that JC linked up with Lincoln Park and then Nelly just goes, ugh. Yeah, and also, I know what to do. No, no, no, no, no. Who else was the other one that was super weird was some 41 and ludicrous? I believe they had a link up.

A team up okay I thought it was gonna be good but I actually did like it you just named my two favorite artists a dude me too at the time I thought it was gonna be absolute fire but it wasn't very good huh that's so crazy I know I know what song we're talking about the Tim McGraw and Nelly song yeah I played right before we came on I think again. This is for sure a big wedding song here. Oh, yeah, I can't Hey grandma, it's on your head. You dude. I was at it. I was at a wedding here in St. Louis

It was I fucking off the chain. There was like a 20 minute period where all they played was Nelly I Never felt like I was more part of a wedding. Like I was a very ancillary guest. Like my wife knew the woman who was getting married and I was like I barely I met her like one other time before and suddenly I'm in the inner circle. I'm right there singing her-forced ones. They played her-forced ones at the wedding. Yeah, they played fucking a whole sluice. That's fucking cool. So this, the whole thing with the little girl

barfing end up in that was like, we started talking about that because it was like, when were you infected by Nelly? So you're telling me during that during that whole episode Nelly was playing Oh, yeah, what is that was that or did you were you like I just I can tell this story No, I distinctly remember you're like I could finally shit on this 90 pound girl that putin Yeah, what's your fucking that age or malfunction? No, I distinctly remember E.I. was playing because it was gonna like on a lay on it It's just like bra and we're like Okay, okay, I do a self point. Yes points Yeah, dude, so then are we going around yeah, yeah, yeah, Gwinn D'Nelly infect you So good, I don't know if he ever infected me

But I just remember my freshman year of college I was on this whim team and we would go take a trip to Hawaii every year and you're there for like three and a half weeks And it was just Nelly on the radio constantly ride with me, right? and a half weeks and it was just nelly on the radio constantly ride with me right great songs yes after three weeks of like hearing on the radio every day you're like all right I could do for a little bit more Hawaii and then the next year we came back and it was still constant and that's when I was like I turned the corner I was like this might be the greatest song of all time there you go it's been on the radio for a entire year. An entire year nonstop. And I wanted to be sitting in the first class sitting next to a Vanna White.

See, that's exactly right. Because when I first heard that, I was like, wait, Vanna, why does he first class? Right. Yeah. When does- You think he's fine private? I don't think Vanna White ever leaves the set of Wheel of Fortune. Right. Back to your cage. Right, that's your cage.

No, that's your cage. No, no, no, no. I was Hollywood, but I was at like a, like a benefit show or something. And I presented at this like benefit show. And Vanna White was there, and there's a bunch of celebrities there. But I was so goddamn starstruck. We have talked about this, but I was so starstruck by Vanna White, did. Yeah, and I think when we talked about it, I think she would just be some old hot white lady that I wouldn't recognize.

I'd be like, she works out. Moving on. She got money. But then you're like, she works out, spinning those things around around revealing vows. She doesn't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You know, why not?

Vanna White does not fucking actually like pry the letter. She's like paste to them. Actually, now she just punches them. No, she touches them. Now she touches them. You shut up. You shut up. You shut up.

You talk to Vanna White. We're not doing this again. Back in the day, she spun them and they did look very heavy Well now it's probably I pads or something I don't know they're on the fucking freaking Toshie but cloud or something I don't know Freakin Mitsubishi finger touch fucking Well, I remember specifically W Nelly infected me. Yeah, hold on, let me hit this.

Yeah, but it was one time when I was a fucking Nelly. Oh, no, no, mom. Mom, no. I'm so proud of you. No, she's like, no. I'm so proud of you. No, she's like, no, I remember that pretty well. So proud of you for what you made me. That was a weird face. Right.

No. Adam, we had a big event in the past. I had this huge house party going into my senior year of high school. And I told my parents that there's just going to be a few of us and we're going to go camping in the backyard. By the way, not that big of a backyard, not much camping. But I had three tents set up and one was the like weed smoke intent. Oh shit.

With a keg was in one tent. Oh, yeah. And then all the canned beer was in the other tent. This was like, wait a second. What was the second tent? The kegs. Oh, the kegs. This is a canned beer. And the canned beer was in the other 10. This was like, wait a minute. What was the second 10? The kegs. Oh, the kegs, and the canned beer. And the canned beer was in the other 10.

I was trying to not have cans in the backyard. So as she looked out, there would be no cans. So I'm like, if you brought canned beer, put it in there. There's kegs here. There's cups, poured in a cup. Right, right. Turns out that plan did not work. Oh, I'll keep it.

Because the other 10, it was just billowing out smoke. And my dad is just in the bag going, Jesus Christ. They've got more weed than I do. Totally. That shit's important. And what's up, dad? And I remember the cops, and it was a toss up. I'm not sure if it was Nelly, but Nelly was for sure plain.

If it was Nelly or Blink 182, because those are the only two albums still in heavy rotation. Let's go! And the cops were coming up, Nelly was blasting probably. And the cops came and they were like, whose house is this? And I'm like, officers, is the music too loud? Can you turn down the nelly?

Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm like, in the back of the squat car, if you don't fucking know. I have like a hemp necklace with like, pukka shells on it and shit. And I'm like, is the music too loud? And he's like, no, the 16 year old's blackout drunk. Right.

They're too loud. And then, uh. Oh, they're just camping. Forget about it. Yeah, like it's just camping. We're too loud. And then... Oh, they're just camping. Forget about it. Yeah, like it's just camping. We're just camping. Just all 800 of us sit in my parents' backyard. We're just camping. And then my parents got arrested. Oh man, that fucking stuff.

Well, they didn't get arrested, but we got to 22 or 26 counts of securing alcohol to minors Which carries like a hundred thousand dollar fine Job penny So I financially buried them right I just thought that's why we're on tour now Still digging that out. I like the idea that you guys go to court and you're like, you're honored, you don't understand. We started playing Nelly, it got out of control. And the judges just like, well, fuck, okay, dismissed. Yeah, all right.

No, they actually weirdly, boys, you're family, you're family, you're new way. Oh, yeah. They actually weirdly, once we explained that it was just a children having a house party and my dad was not pumped on it Right the judge was like I don't give a fuck Nice. Yeah, it was tight. Yeah, it was tight I love stoke

It'd be cool if your dad like was in on it and so like you had a whole thing where like I had to coach him up to be a good actor Well, you you like tape him to like a share upstairs and you just turn on like the football game He's like all right, I'll hang here. I'll just watch the game so that when the police do come and you bring them upstairs, he's like, God damn it. These fucking kids take me up. I'll hang on with the score.

What's the score? Yeah, okay. All right, we can go. They won't quit playing that goddamn shit. That's right. That's right. And we all have kids, so we'll be able to be pulling that one off. I don't have a child yet. Oh, yeah, you don't

I don't loot me into that Well, I tell you take your time Hey, can we get more beer out here? Yeah, wait. Can I get another bud heavy? Did in the camo can do they do they can budwizer it tastes so good here Freshly brewed. Very fresh. Very fresh. You remember when we did the, this is our manager Isaac everybody. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! He looks really mad tonight.

It looks really sexy tonight. Isaac, do you want 10% of my beer? You fucking... Oh! Still not sure what he does besides bring his beer. sexy tonight. Isaac do you want 10% of my beer you fucking Still not sure what he does besides bring us beer, but Take his shirt off. It's the percent the Budweiser is extra crispy We did the Budweiser made in America festival. Oh, filly. We like oh shit It was awesome. It's one maybe the best gig we've ever gotten. They paid us a bunch of wedding. Yeah, that's right.

Sorry about it. We paid us a bunch of money to just go to the festival and be seen drinking Budweiser. Yeah. Which is like the coolest gig ever to get. Yeah, that's when I was like, we made it. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, me too. And that was incredible.

But I remember being like really sick. Yeah. And so I was like, well, I mean, I can't, what if I just, I drank water and then every once in a while I have a Budweiser, but mostly drink water. And they're like, no. Yeah, it was impossible. They're like, in order to get this money,

you have to drink Budweiser the entire time Yeah, or Or you have to go in a porta potty and pour water Into a Budweiser can So it have to be in a porta potty actually does it does We sign they said because if you just do it on the open people could take a photo and then they'll know you're a fucking faker So then I did obviously I'm not gonna do that, so I just chugged Budwizers,

and remember how flipped up we all got? Oh man, I remember I got very fucked up that night. Remember, and I disappeared during the JZ concert. Yes. Sober 10 years, guys. Sober 10 years, yes. Sober 10 years, yes. Yeah.

Don't apply. Oh, so circumcise. Don't apply. Don't apply. Don't apply. We don't like it. I appreciate it, though. We miss the old Kyle when he was kind of dangerous, how to control. This was, yeah, this was like,

you guys had no idea where I went, but we were filming all day. And so I had my microphone still on. And that was how it was. And we said, fuck, I'm so pissed. Yeah, right. Fuck you. And I think Isaac a son of a bitch. Yeah, right, fuck you. And I think Isaac got a hold of the sound guy and like,

listen, and heard me snoring somewhere quiet. That's amazing. And assumed I was safe. You're fucking dissafe. And I was. And I was safe, but I was covered in my own piss. Sure. And I had tried to fight multiple cars on the way to the hotel.

Yeah. Which I don't know to this day this I really don't know how you have that recall How did I know where to get to the hotel? I I don't know the huge species I like I Know what I mean my favorite part about blocking out. I know that shit We're waking up the next morning and being like the best car in your in your bed And like this part of black Is your bad that's full of piss? Is that a problem that you had? Oh man, I pissed my bed every fucking night when I was drinking.

Like a fucking G, my guy! Bro, I was like... Oh shit! Damn, fuck. Come on, any faster, my guy. Anything in my pockets was covered in piss. But it is amazing the next day when you wake up in your bed and you're like Look at me go

Right, I didn't have that Wait again fully dressed She was successful landing He would be happy. Yeah, you you wake up with shoes on you're literally in your own piss and vomit and you're like I Did it yeah, I remember having that feeling somehow. Somehow, a giant bowl of fully cooked spaghetti. Like, yeah. Huh. Yeah, there's like homemade lasagna.

If you have to take a bite because you're starving. A folded tombstone, like a taco on your chest. Happy, and you're like, breakfast is served. Look at me. Look at me. It's working. Breakfast is served. Look at Smoor. Breakfast is served. I did it. I had a weird setup in college. I had the room on the first floor of two floors

where the heater came out, so it would just get super fucking hot and dry in my room. But I had a mini fridge for a nightstand. Nice. P.M. Shit. Yeah, I had a fuck yeah. And so I would just like wake up, just fully dead, right? And just like fumble it open, take a bottle of water and just like open it and just pour it all over my body. Really?

And then like go back to sleep. Yeah, but. So because it was hot. It was hot and it was dry and I was super hung over. And you were a swimmer. Maybe, maybe. That's how you, that's right. I know.

That's right. He feels most, that's, it's like when they host down sharks and whales when they have to wet the gills. Yes, free willies. Dude, it's like the free willies scene where they're like got them in the truck and they keep looking for gills back in the water. I'm like, I'm like, I'm water-rolling.

Yeah, I was like, what's up? Dry land, it's out there. Nobody's seen that movie. Which one, free willy? Waterworld. Yeah, waterworld, dude, the gill man. Dude, they should bring that shit back, like everything else.

It's the thing. Well, they have universal studios. If you ever get to universal studios, watch the live show. It's one of the best live shows out there. Yes. Just plug in that for anybody who's going to the West Coast. It's fantastic.

Anyway. Kyle, during the strike Kyle starts to work at universal studios as a tour guide. He's like, and here's, uh oh, and jaws is about to bite the tram. Uh oh. Watch out here comes Norman Bates. Like oh. The water world show is very fucking good. That's how they made their money. I think that that that that movie was a flop and then

they've made their money. What? No, the movie was not a flop. I guess it was. I've never seen turns. Let's get this. Hold on, why do you think it wasn't a flop? Let me see. I think you guys should take off your shirt to fight to the death

Look what like relax guys. I take off my shirt and you drown in my titties. That's what happens That's right the titties shall engulf you. I've got a tent the your boobs are huge. I will say your tits They've I mean, they're still mad jiggly, but they've shrunk a lot Thank you your boobs are huge. I'm working. I don't I mean, they're still mad jiggly, but they've shrunk a lot. Thank you. Your boobs are huge. I'm working on it. I don't like it. Waterworld.

I like you full figured. I appreciate that. I mean, I like the movie. I like the movie. The whole thing with Waterworld was that it cost X amount of dollars to make, because there was a set on water. And then the storm, the decimated the entire set that they had to rebuild. So the budget, what made it the most expensive movie

in history, but then it made its money back. It just live show. Yeah. I'ma go take your shit. Dude, if you do, leave your microphone on. No. No. This show is sponsored by Better Hill.

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it in. Hit me with the top. Guess we'll hear something important. Okay. We've decided on the live tour to get a little more Polly charged. Okay. And a little more topical. Tis the season. From. Okay, and a little more topical. Tis the season from Topical another politician I can't remember names

McConnell Who the guy you just stared for a while, man? I'm there's a debate last night These Republican debates are off the fucking hook really good I miss last night's but that first one was amazing. I haven't tuned in. Because you're just watching these fucking bozos trying to gun each other down. See, that's my favorite part about political debates is them being like some persons done talking,

then they're the persons like, you fucking moron. They said it was good. So are we done lying now? And then the person goes, wait, actually, no. I want 30 seconds to respond. So you're not done lying? So you were lying. And you're like, these are adults.

These are like grown folks. Oh, man, it's a dude. I know. I'm doomed. I know way. I think it's fucking cool when political debates turn into roast battles. That's fucking cool.

I mean, that Ramaama Swami bumper sticker, you have your luggage is super dope. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. I just want Jeff Ross to be the debate host. That would be epic. So, roast master general.

All right, so let's get topical. Hit me with that music again. Blake, oh shit, goddamn. Give him the sound. Thank you. So evidently, there's people called the ice cold bandits wanted in St. Louis County for break ins. And what they do is they break into the place

and then they eat ice cream cones. Wait, really? No. Yeah, the ice cold bandits. I mean, I did not do the research. Wait, can we just address that this is clearly a play on the sticky bandits and the wet bandits Yes, it is. Yeah, so who's making this up the police or the people who are just one fat ass policemen who's just like Or like the Germans. I don't know

I was like what Larry God damn it. No Larry and then he's like ice cold band That is pretty good. God damn it. Well, wait. I like to think that they had no leads And they sent that guy in and he's like wait a minute There's fucking two cones missing I was here three minutes before they broke in and there was only nine cones left. Now there's seven cones. He's the guy. He shot your fat ass up. Wait, he knows about food.

He's the guy for the job. No, listen to him. Listen to Larry. Um, so that has nothing to do with this where where people are just running in like 20 deep and just taking everything out of stores. No, no, no, no. I think this is more of premeditated ice cream theory. Yes.

I kind of was upset that like, we've been- So they use a nine iron to break glass to get in. Smart. I love it. Why? There's no skill in to being a thief anymore. And I just like, just smash the one going to take the ice cream. But how do they know that?

Cameras, I guess? Or do they leave surveillance video shows suspects? I believe to be a man and a woman. Love it. Tag team back again. Dude, Barney and Clyde. Break it into the business. Aloha, Mini Golf, and shave ice on Big Bend Road,

just before 4am Friday. Hard of it? Way to. Broken glass everywhere. I saw the nine iron they used and the first thing I did was check to make sure that my cameras were on from my ring cameras and they were. So the job Jake, Kramer, general manager of Aloha. Yeah, hey.

Kramer's points! Kramer estimates the damage to be around $2,000. That's a whole lot of ice cream. Is this over yet? This is a tie. This one's kind of. You know, like the ice cream smash and grab. This one's drag.

I thought it was going to be a bunch of people, like 20 people coming in and grabbing all the entire ice cream machine and running out with it and then you can't stop everybody. I feel like with those giant groups of people, like if that's the new Ocean's 11 movie, that's pretty fucking cool. Yeah. It used to be an intricate, intricate plan, but now it's just people bum rushing, the casino. Right. But there's still one dude doing gymnastics for some reason.

He's still doing, uh, go away. The cool part is they didn't steal anything else. They broke in and one of the assailants was heard saying, thank God I worked at a snow cone place before. And then she said, let's find some ice blocks. Oh, what are they doing with the ice blocks? You ride them down the hill. Yeah, I'll fuck you out, you do.

They made ice shavings and they didn't steal anything else. They really smashed the window, grabbed two snow cones, and were like, late-trow. And they didn't take the ice box, or they took the ice box. They take the ice box? No, dude, St. Louis knows how to get down. You will burn me and take the... This is the way.

That's methamphetamines, right? I think that 4 four AM needed a nice cream or a shaved ice that bad literally it couldn't like that's old Kyle that's black out Kyle Oh, yeah, it's true Just like yo, I need a fucking blizzard right now. I don't care if it's for and Dairy Queen is close. I'm going in. That's true. That's true. Bricky Spears, we just talked about her the other night. Okay. Thank you. We just talked about her the other night because she, you know how she is a fucking psychopath? Well, now she's got nine. No, obviously she's misunderstood. Bricky, we love Brittany, but.

Well, she died, so why are you laughing? Yeah, I'm just kidding, she didn't die. No, now she's just like an AI... Yeah, a pot. She doesn't know how to do anything, but... Through the knives? The knives? Wait, just like...

So real. Too accurate. You sent us the video of her dancing with like a knife? Yeah, she's got a knife. Dude, that's what this is. So I was like, the other night I was like, yeah, she's lost her goddamn mind and Blake's like, no, she hasn't. OK, no, this was, we were live in Phoenix

and we brought up Britney. And I stuck up for her. I'm like, dude, she's fucking just give her a break. Hey, no, for sure, and Brickie bitch,, dude, she's fucking just give her a break. Hey, no for sure and brinky bitch, but also she's dancing with knives, where it's not. So she that performed a wellness check on her because she had two knives and she wrote in the comments she was like, I'm dancing with knives now and it's her with like two butcher knives. Right. Say it.

Right. Is that why it was clarified like that it was Halloween's around on their fake knives? Because I feel like when I read it it said these are fake knives. No, they were real knives. By the way, so what? Fake knives are pointy. Yeah, that's true.

No, no, no, she was playing with kitchen knives. Really? I thought they were fake. No, Kyle, no, she was playing with kitchen knives. Really? I thought they were fake. No, Kyle, they were real knives. Oh my God. That's him. So the police went to her house and they go, this is overblown, she was expressing her freedom.

Kyle, that was all in your head. That was all in your head. Oh, really? Who said that the cops say she's fine. This is all over blunt. She was expressing her freedom as she continues to do. That feels like a wretched, that feels like a written answer. Whoever her PR people are.

Yeah, not great. She's expressing her freedom. Fucking, that works, Greg. Awesome, yes. It's a really, it's a really expression. We did it. That feels like a PR charger. I'm into that. Uh oh. Did you cut my mic? It's a really expression. That feels like a PR charger.

I'm into that. Uh oh. Did you cut my mic? Oh, that would have been fucking cool. See? If Kevin Fedder lines in the back like, no! Popo's out! And I've been meaning to tell you, stop playing my Popo's out, drop you fucking beans.

He's fucking back up dances his way up here and kicks our ass. I mean, didn't cut anybody she didn't cut herself. No, no, no, there's there's people have been dancing with swords since the dawn of time Yes, and I get that I guess you've seen Cheyenne Come your hair if you're gonna do it That's not a bad idea. Okay, let's present yourself. Yeah, I feel like the police wouldn't show up if she had comb her hair. She had her shorts like the zipper wide open. Dude. Hey, by the way, am I the biggest Britney Spears fan I've ever been right now? Except.

I love this. Maybe. Britney Spears style. So the way that she wears clothes just here and then just ride at the top of the pussy It's that's fucking cool. I want to do that very long torso My mom is dressed like that right now penny Adam, no she's not. Adam, no she's not. She's saying, it's all in my head.

It isn't. What? Actually, after I said that, I'm like, it's not in my head. Yeah, but you can be laying in bed tonight. I love it. You can be laying in bed tonight. It's going to be thinking about over and over again. Not in my head.

Out of my head. Of course, of course. Next. So Sean Penn's claims Will Smith's Oscar slap wouldn't have happened if Zelensky had been at the ceremony what the fuck true wow dude yeah I would yeah I mean now that I think about it yeah well that's just a weird multi-versed like statement what the fuck are you talking about dude it went what Sean Penn is a character of himself now. Right, yeah.

He's like, uh, wouldn't have happened if someone's key had been at the ceremony. Wait a second, Adam. Whoa. Dude, Sean Penn was a security guard. Yeah, I'm basically Sean Penn. That's crazy. Dude, it also wouldn't have happened if Britney Spears

was there with fucking knives. That's exactly it. If anything could have distracted Will Smith. I hope at the next Oscars, Brittany is just at the front of the stage like. She's already. I said, can we get some Q&As? Don't even try. She's not invited.

No, no, no, no. You think, although I bet like, at a certain point, Oh shit. They're going to make a documentary about her. It'll be up in a restaurant, and she'll be like the bell of the ball. And everyone will fucking stand up and be like, Number when she was juggling knives. I love Brittany.

Look at her now. I'm teaming Brittany. 48 hours later. Dead, dead. Dude'm teaming Britney. 48 hours later. Dead, dead. Dude, that's wrong. Well, I certainly hope not, but... No, no, of course not. I hope she makes it to 80 and it's just a psychotic.

Right. It's a... Say it! Who... Who... Who is the earlier generation lady who's old? Madonna's a little kooky. That's okay to say no, but Whitney Houston was the one who lost her mind. Yeah But like I was sad super cool super super super hot great voice

Bodyguard can we stop being sad All right, so now we're gonna do with some Sad-ha Q&A's guys we've asked you shit We've asked some cues and we're gonna give you some a we got to char. Okay. I'm almost too char Oh my god, I'm sweating. Yeah, I know all that holly charred energy. Oh my god So Karen pardon goes what is the thing that you worried about your mom seeing the most? Type a hole. Okay. Oh, I feel like, yeah, we covered it.

Type a hole. My mom saw my penis and possibly my butthole. What about you guys? When I remember my mom also very supportive, but on Workaholics, when Durson and I were having the DOM off, when it was who was going to be the Get the other one, the Hornier than the other one, which is very funny scenes. Yeah, but when I had to deep throat the butter, I think that was

Yeah, that was hard to do. Okay, that was no one to make There's a good out-mob from that. So that's a scene in Workaholics where you two were trying to out dominate each other. Yeah, the dominant male. Yep. And you guys, if I remember correctly, deep-throated a stick of butter, yeah, to prove how dominant of a male. To try and get him horny, because the whole thing was if I can get him horny or if he can get me horny then we win Yeah, I see that's why We're all just the greatest show on television. Yeah

This is true. I would yeah, that was I remember my mom was just like can you give me a heads up next time? You do something like that. No like really like I will say we you know We did a lot of shit everything I see I'm like cool with, but when that like gift pops up of you like deep-throating butter, I'm like, oh man. I don't know, dude. Oh, you didn't like it. You didn't like it.

You're like looking up, like making eye contact and like wet hair. Like it's like, oh yeah. It was like slick hair with glass on the floor. Yeah, dude. I don't know, man. Just hit it, make you horny. It makes me too horny.

Hey, bro, there it is. I appreciate that. The question is, what are your parents, whatever? I mean, I did a movie called Top 5 with Chris Rock and Rosario Dawson. Yeah, baby. She, I'm like butt naked trying to have her finger my ass all because I'm like secretly a gay guy on the side. And she's like fed up with that.

So she coats a tampon in hot sauce and shoves it up my ass. Yeah. And I go crazy. And this is this off camera. This is just what they're asking. This is getting ready. Goodbye.

Well, this was to get the part. Yeah. This was the audition. Yeah, only one. And so my folks are like, hey, your movie's coming out. And we're going to go see it. And they went and saw it. And they're like, very funny. And I was like, well, great.

I'm glad you could deal with me. And being button-a-kid hot sauce butthole. And then a week later, they're like, we went back and saw it again. It's very funny. And I was like, what are you doing? Just checking in. Stop. Now it's weird.

We created that. You're watching it too much. It should be proud, yeah. What's the question most embarrassed? Yeah, what did your mom specifically? What was she like? Or your dick. You're seeing him give him a minute of cock.

You were embarrassed about his dick. Well, because she keeps bringing it up, man. It's fucking weird. Well, yeah. Is Adam going to be there at your birthday? That was a crazy scene. Is it a full party? She's like, no, no, no. It's like Thanksgiving. And she's like, come over here. Just, how did they get it so hard at that point? Right.

It's not hard. It's pretty hard. What movie did you get? Yeah, it was never hard. She's like, how was a man's penis that big? What if Blake really remembered that? A man's penis? Blake remembers it hard. So Jalen, a model, she has a different cut.

Jalen Arnold wants to know know who had the coolest wedding heart Who had the coolest wedding coolest wedding the coolest Why feel one Blake got married it was at a Restaurant yeah, it was pretty rock and roll like low-key just like we did it Yeah, that was that didn't even really count Well, it was just at the what what are the courthouse, right? Yeah. You got, you have to live in the courthouse.

I remember I was living with Blake and he came home and he was like, got married today. I feel like it crashed my motorcycle. He ain't got married. Oh, and I got married, too. I got married today. And then Kyle and Teres got married under the same tree. That's right. That's right.

This is like, which is actually kind of cool, because I got married first, and it was a banger. It was a banger. We had a banger. And then Kyle went to survey the same place, and your wife said, my wife was like, it has to be here. And she didn't know I had gotten there No, she did not attend your wedding and at that point I knew that I was gonna have some part of you that were to just

Throw out the flag and maybe we don't look at the exact same tree. Well, we were at Calamie ghost ranch And it's like look my wife when she sees it Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna fucking happen and that's that's what it was and real quick Before we get to Adams wedding, it was just a little bit ago in Mexico, and it was. And real quick, before we get to Adam's wedding, it was just a little bit ago in Mexico and it was a banger. Yeah. The thing about where Kyle and I got married, it's this ranch in Malibu that on the weekends is where

people get married. It's like a wedding factory. But then during the week, they just film all sorts of shit like the biggest loser. Workaholics was there like three weeks after my wedding. I was like, I got married here. People were like, fucking really? Because then we shot man up there, right?

Didn't we shoot here? I shot Mindy Project there. I've shot in like three or four different shows there. Yup. Fuck it. And every time I'm like, I got married here. I know. People are like, oh, sick.

Yeah, I guess there's a fairs wheel, which I did not pay to turn on, but we did. We paid to light it up. We did. But like I said, my wife gets what she wants. Well, extra. Oh, oh, sick. Well, catering's over there. Mm-hmm. And there's the portapoddies. Right. Well, I went to all of them and Adam's fucking rolled. Yeah, that's the one that I missed. I missed. Well, I missed yours in the restaurant too, but nobody went to that. Adam's fucking rolled. Yeah, that's the one that I missed. I missed, well, I missed yours in the restaurant too, but I missed Adam a book. Adam's did have a member from Green Day drumming like for the band.

Yeah. That's rockin' fucking roll. But like mine had an iPod going crazy. I love you. I love to hook for sure, for sure. I played more Nelly. I know Jacob is not in his crib. I played more than Ellie. I noticed Jacob is not in his crib. So I look in and say, oh, she's not there.

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Because soon after her children went missing, she was declared incompetent to stand trial. You know, when I would ask her her in engagement was up in the body to remain incompetent. And then I would say, well, who advice you should throw you know, I can't tell you that. In Maryland, if the defendant is found incompetent and can't be restored to competency, their felony charges are dismissed after five years. So as the clock counts down, Catherine's charges on the verge of being dismissed will For a while, I was looking in all the wrong places. I tried to figure out why I settled for that type of love, and surprise, surprise, I traced the trail of crumbs back to my childhood. My mom's in prison.

My dad's out tweaking somewhere under a bridge. But that's just my narrative. If I want the whole story, I have to look outside of myself. So I'm turning to someone who has a very different version of the events of my life. My mom, maybe by learning her truth, I can get closer to mine as well. When did you realize what my mother just did for a living? Probably the time when the DEA agents showed up. I was very attracted to men that had just gone out of prison.

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The Black Effect podcast network is brought to you by Uber. Earn Like A Boss at uber.com slash boss. Hey Nicole Tordarski, she says Kyle, how does it feel to betray all of your Ruger Loids by eating meat again you bitch Doesn't feel good to be called a bitch first of all I'll just say that's underline Shut up bitch, but I think I think I think it feels like you know like there's phases that we can all go through and we can do

Chapters of this and chapters of that, right? You know what I mean? Okay, I don't know what he said. Nope Yeah, I was a bullshitting. I apologize to all their room. In Chicago. He ate a hot wing too. I did I tried a hot wing I did I tried it so I guess you're not the arugula. Lloyd anymore. Are you well? I still like fucking arugula a Rugal liar. There's nothing wrong with the bitch. So Lou Winston says, what is your favorite episode of Oracle Hullix and why is it Fry Guys? That's a funny. Hey that's funny. You chose it for us, that's funny. Which one is Fry Guys? Dude I don't remember. Fry Guys is, Fry Guys is, you guys just try to

have a fish fry. Yeah. And then that's when you have to get Alice laid by earthquake. Yeah. Is the guy's. I wait. Is the guy is the guy from is the Sabre to Tiger hybrid in that episode? Yes. That's what you're interviewing. So this breaks jiggle.

Those did anybody out there watch a show called jiggle. Those on show time. This is the best Saddest television show in the history of TV Because it just like follow these Jiggleos who are like, I fuck for a living and like, this is my motorcycle and my sick house in Vegas But then they get down to it and they're just like getting sat on by some like housewife who's born at home And like, written and talked about like their sad lives and they're like yeah but like sounds kind of cool to me it's not and then one guy's got like a rap career he's

trying to pop off he's no nelly it's it's rough I love it but yeah one of them meets dessert first which is pretty sick well that's very cool we had one in that episode you like dessert first and which is pretty sick. Well, that's very cool. We had one in that episode. You like dessert first. And we had Brace from that show in that episode, and he showed up and just killed. Yeah, he killed someone. That's where I was going with that. Yep.

So Hugh Janice, that's a fake name. Oh, very funny. Wake up. Wait, hold on. Actually, that's your real name. Hold on, I'm going gonna give some audience points yes Janice your piece as how did you guys film the anal bead scene at the end of season three and how did Adam deal with his Bonaurs oh dude when we pulled the stuff out of Durses ass

We were rolling on that you don't remember this scene I totally remember this the cyborg scene where like a thing goes into my body Yeah, and then we had to pull out the anal beads when the first one's like this big and then they just get Hugh Mungus and spiky Do you remember how we did that? We cut a tiny little hole in the nude underwear that you were wearing. It was not easy. I actually pulled that shit through the cloth. Yeah, I remember it was kind of like hitting your balls and you were kind of like,

damn, this was kind of cool. Yeah, he was kind of diggin' it. I remember that. Yeah, you liked it. You liked it. Yeah, you called cut. I didn't think I did. He's like, I'll be in my truck.

We're still rolling. We're still rolling. George Clxton, I gotta, I'll be in my truck. We're still rolling. We're still rolling. George Clackston and Ashley Lopez, when I know how does Adam get all the kids' movie roles when he parties the hardest out of all you guys laugh my ass off. So just for full transparency,

Adam's the only person who reads these questions beforehand. So that one seems like it's bad. We'll keep this one in, PIT. No, I haven't really done in many kids movie. I did one kids movie. I think that's more than they'll let any of other us do. What did you do like green eggs and ham? Did you do that too?

Well, that's an animated, but that's a kid. Adam's forgotten more kids movies. He's done than I've been offered. Which is fine. Which is fine. Which is fine. Which is's done than I've been offered But I've only acted in one the magic camp magic camp on Disney plus I actually I think they told it do I pay me streaming. Do you think pitch perfect pitch perfect? That a kids movie, but it's skews young right like YA But that's a movie about college kids. I don't know. What did I think a

door just opened and went. Sing the okay. Making my way over to my favorite place. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving.

I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving.

I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I gotta get my body moving. I wish we knew all the parts to that and we could back you up Like a pala style Yeah, I wish we could but I'm gonna try I'm just gonna have time We'll pick that's a reanna song Yeah, yeah, have you ever crossed paths with her and she's been like good on your boy

No, she split me in the eyes and said, keep my name on your mouth. Right. She said, please, stop the music. She's like, please stop singing that song. So Zelinski wasn't in the music. Please stop singing. Right. She said, if Zelinski, yeah.

OK, here's Jennifer Cheek wants to know. If you were a professional wrestler, by the way, it's written in cursive, the fact that I can read this, I'm so proud of myself. Yeah, because I'm so dumb. If you were a professional wrestler, what would your gimmick be? What would our gimmick be?

gimmick. Oh man, I guess I would like, like make people motorboat my titties and they would drown. Yeah. Yeah, maybe like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Oh yeah, it's so much fun. The hair game? Blake can probably do it with his hair, you can still do it. I live my wrestling persona, so this is what I would be. OK. The ultimate blazer.

Right, but what would your gimmick be? What would that be? What would that entail? I'll probably just like. Kind of a sort of excited, nervous guy. Like, you know, like rip a bong in the ring and then hit him with a bong or something. Blow the smoke into their face.

It'd be just a stoner, but you don't really smoke weed out of a bong. No, it's been a while. What about like, you would break a bong over their face kind of shit? Yeah, that shit would be cool. I feel like that's never been done before. Like bong attacks.

That would actually be tight. Because if you were like a chill stoner. I think you that's never been done before. Like bomb attacks. That would actually be tight. Because if you were like, I think you need to bring more into the sport of wrestling that children love. Yeah. Yeah. I'm with you. Yeah. Thank you. All right. Cool. Adam, what would be your gimmick? I would be the big gaper and I would sit on people and they would go directly in my asshole. Nice. Oh, man.

You would just walk away with them inside of you? That would be my bottle off. Finish him move. As I jump off the top rope, it just goes. It's easy. And so I get out of here. How do you go? What's the song that plays as you waddle off?

You can pick her in. What hole? What would it be? It would have to be something, now. I think it would be. Wait, I think I know. Wait, you think I know Not that one The next one you play what is it no it's still the same one dude no pick it everyone and what's cool is we're gonna edit all this out later

Yeah, that's for sure. I would swallow them whole and then carry them out like this. Boom. Is your butt whole big? Can it swallow? Oh, okay. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- You know, like really slick back and like fucking all about the money Right yeah, like nice ass suits It's like my fucking clothes you put my tie Hey real quick before we go on another another question The wrestling speedo. Yeah, I'm a speedo guy. Yeah sure No, how do we feel about the wrestling speedo like is it timeless?

Yeah, it's like the rock war one. Yeah, and I'm kind of shocked Yes, don't call anyone still wear them now they do yeah this woman's like Oh, I see the NWO shirt. So you know Yo, I think that's fucking cool that there's do's that are still wearing to rock that super high-waisted Speedo. Yeah, I think somebody should just wear a song. That'd be fucking cool. Yes And you could be that guy. Yeah, that could be you dude. There's your game I feel like that's what the big Gaper wares and yoko zuna kind of had that going on right?

Yeah a little bit, but he had shorts underneath I think no Rikishi okay, Rikishi had his ass out. He's the dude like he put you in the corner of the ring and just put his whole Fucking ass on you dude. Yeah dude wrestling used to be so cool used to be dude so Blake Suck it DX bro this's for you Nick Nick Paph wants to know all right P China so Blake since you know from personal experience Does Avatka so tampon absorb quicker through the pooper? Um 100% yeah and I'm gonna give you a pro tip right now try buzz balls up your ass Good to damn

You want to start your night off wrong? You want a cram blaster Durses this was for you weirdly anonymous how long does it take to drown a cat or a dog? That's a weirdly anonymous? Okay, let me just clear this up. Let me just clear this up because we keep getting this serial killer question type stuff. What we always say that Durses is serial killer because he looks an axe like one. I just want to say specifically like this question is crazy. It takes longer than you think It's science

There's it there's to say just when you think you're gonna like Maybe let it survive. Oh My god scary. You know that just in a few moments It'll cease to exist and you'll absorb all of its powers Oh my god, we're losing them. We're losing them you lose What is he looking? So many people so many people dude. I posted a photo of like there was some like Psychopath and where was he from Norway or some shit? Yeah, yeah that looked identical to dirt. Oh, yeah

I guess he like lost his daughters in a basement and then what would they do would like rape them and stuff? It was Dark take back. I got my take back That being said Looks identical to Anders. Well, I was just in I was in Norway a few weeks ago And what it was kind of a it was kind of the perfect way to get it with murder. No, everyone looked like me. The police catcher like, it's this guy.

Everyone's like, we all look this way, man. It was, it looks like the old version of Durs. But so many people were like, hey, this is disgusting. He did all this nasty stuff. Don't say your friend looks like that. And I'm like, no, or don't, like your friend would like you saying this. And I go, well, this is dirt. And I responded to maybe 25 people.

And I would say 85% of them wrote back, yeah, he does look identical to that guy. Okay. Say it. And on that note, do we want to do any takebacks? Any gnar givaways? Oh, I got a giveaway. Yeah. Any apologies? Maybe like a thing. I'm like, who wants my fucking shoes? Who's the size 13?

Whoa. These honestly are hurting my feet. I'm sorry, you could just go with it. Oh, I'll sign. I'm okay, sure. Yeah, I heard. And then who's got the number 13 feet? I want somebody with 13 feet? I want somebody with 13 feet Guys, everyone's gonna say they have size 13 feet. They're gonna have not everyone shooting free throws Yeah, play music while we just sit here all the graphing shoes. Wow Kyle Really juicing this up, baby

Well anyway, I guess while we're doing this, I want to apologize to everyone who doesn't get the A-Size 13. This dude's got a Nelly tattoo and the shoes are yours. Oh my god. And the shoes are yours, my god. Thank you. I love that. Fuck, yes, those things are very uncomfortable.

It's not going to lie. Really hated every second I wore. I want to like to give away my shoes. Okay, and they're a size stand. Who's a size stand? Oh, we've got the 10, baby. Hey, look at this one. You're not getting both of them.

You're getting one of them. Blake's not gonna give his away. We gotta get it. There, this guy was blocked. This guy was blocked. Oh, you split him up! And turns you have a giveaway. Oh, turns got, okay.

You have a lot of time to think about this. Okay. Okay. Let me get the house lights. Let me get the house lights up. I hope you fucking chuck these. Wow, look at them up there. Oh shit. Oh god, this is fucking...

Someone's gonna eat it. Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh! Damn, bro! And thele theater never Almost back and I guess and I guess that brings me to my apology

Which I remember when everyone did this for a minute. Yeah Guys I have to apologize I wore my Air Force ones on the airplane These are the only shoes I have to apologize. I wore my Air Force ones on the airplane. These are the only shoes I have. So I guess he's going to have to swap with somebody who wears a... Is he going to have a size 10? Oh wow, you're going to swap? This is a freaking... I was never. Okay, let's swap them.

Look at this dude. This guy's already here Blakey. I can't believe I almost got them up there. I thought they were gonna hang on the fucking railing. I thought there was some dangly ones. Are these really tense? Are we doing these? Alright brother, you got them then.

Jesus Christ. What kind of foot fungus am I about to have? There you go bud, there you go. I might need that later. Oh, these are disgusting. Are you really, you're gonna wear those for the... That's raw. Dude, I better see you rocking those dude.

And then maybe take back some... That was it, I just apologized and then you made me give me that fucking choose away. Yeah, apologies. The bus will answer sick as fuck by the way, holy shit. I stand by everything I said here at St. Louis. Thank you guys for showing up. We love St. Louis. First of all, thank you guys.

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Unrestorable is a new true crime podcast that investigates the case of Catherine Hoggel, a mother accused of murder. Despite signs that Catherine Hoggel took her tiny children one by one into the night, never to come home again. She has yet to stand trial. Listen to Unrestorable on the I Heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.