This Is Important - Ep 162: Live from Columbus: The Guys Have Tested Positive For Sheryl Crow-vid-19

Episode Date: October 24, 2023

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Yeah, constantly sitting down and then standing back up. Yeah. Oh, constantly sitting down and then standing back up So how was the show Adam died Adam died, okay, we're just gonna do this for 90 more minutes You got me on earth you got me on yours. You got me. I thought it was my god in me. You okay Blake? Let's get like real personal. I would like to get this.

It's very comfortable. The chairs change every night and this is our most chillax set that we've had. Yeah, I got a whole pillow over here. I think the note was they also might want to take a full-on nap. That's easy peasy over here. Yeah. I know.

We're chilling now. Are you like, I'm ready to do that dance movie from like 2004 where like what's your name's learning how to dance and he's just like, oh, let's say the last dance. Was that Jessica Styles? Jennifer Styles, what's her name? Some styles. Julia Styles. Julia Louis Styles.

Julia Louis Styles. That's her. That's her. Yeah, what do you think the deal is, do you think they forgot to set four chairs and then the dude was like, fuck, I'll just bring my lazy boy from home. I don't know. Honey, you're not not gonna have a place to watch the housewives tonight Because I'm taking the chairs just help me get it down the stairs in the van Uh do your wives allow you to have chairs like this because I won't want so fucking bad I'm always always like and that's uh

That here's the divorce papers You got a chair like this yeah, dude. What thek? I know, I'm thinking it might be over. Yeah. I do not have a chair like this, but I need one in my life. That's for sure. This is... It looks good on you, dude. It looks really good on you.

I feel like this is how I'm going to roll up to direct now. I'm going to be like, bring my... You are one of the laziest people I know. It's the kind of chair where like most older men are found dead. Yes. Yes. Like that's where you want to be found. Well, you have the TV guide on his belly. Yes. In his favorite chair. That's a deathbed for sure. That's sweet. Choked on a pizza roll. Clicker in his hand. The laziest boy. The deadest boy. So lazy he's dead. Yeah. Fucking dude is lazy bro.

Dude we didn't even know he was dead for four days. Yeah. I thought he was just watching TV. I thought he couldn't get enough of the law and order marathon that was on. He was watching movies for guys who like movies. Yeah he was just binge watching. There's no more movies for guys who like,

you can't even say that, okay Adam. No this is for, this is for, This is for, No, what fucking, No, we're getting poly charge here in Columbus. Yeah, male, female, Jit, yeah, What happened to movies for men?

You can't even say that anymore. You can't, dude, You said it in front of a lot of people. Yeah, I want more movies for guys who like movies. Okay, right. I'm pissed now. Go off, Kyle. They still make up, though.

They still, you just don't call them that. Equalizer 3 is a movie for guys who like movies. Really? Oh, is it? I think so. And Barbie just had like a 10 the whole time in the movie. Like guys that pretend they're like really listening to Barbie, but really we're just like, oh. No, for me, I took a message. I'm out of breath. Guys are pretending they're like really listening to Barbie, but really we're just like

No, for me I took a message I'm out of my mind. I said guys. I said guys. Oh Burn that boys solid burn. Oh man So we we saw the countryside of Ohio today beautiful beautiful land. Yeah, we did We stopped at what is it is it, dare Dutchman? Dare Dutchman. Oh, yes, you've been. They're hyped up.

You've been. Well, how can't you be hyped? Thanksgiving dinner, 24, 7. Yes. Oh my god. Yeah, stuffing galore. The braiding noodles on mashed potatoes. Oh, yeah, what's up with noodles on mash?

That's a, oh, Ohio's kind of flagrant up with noodles on mash? That's a... Oh, Ohio's kind of flagrant with the noodles, right? They're like, chileon noodles. Noodles on mash, but they're like, what is this? What's a skyline chili is up to go? I'm puttering what's wrong with your noodles. Yes, the skyline chili, the people are like, you have to try it. And I'm like, ooh, is that like a delicious type of chili?

They're like, nah. No, right. What is it? No, of chili? They're like nah. No. No. What is it? No, it's just chili on noodles, dude. Yeah. Chili on it? Yeah. Like, but now that I've said it aloud,

sounds kind of good. Yeah, it's chili on noodles. It's like fine. That's just like a thick spaghetti sauce or something. For sure, it was just somebody got home from the bar and was like, I got noodles, a good chili. We're in Ohio Fuck it. This is our state bird now Right yeah, right Tyler absolutely

But I will say I I don't feel great after their Dutchman It was a weird move for us their Dutchman. No, there is, there is, there is. It was, it was a weird move for us. Because we hadn't eaten all day long and then I ate three plates of mashed potatoes. Yeah, Adam went in. Adam went in all day. Oh, okay.

I'm, as you can tell, I'm an obese man now. Yeah. I'm an obese man. And, my new thing is. Oh, a beast man. I'm an obese man. And, technically, I think I am a beast I think I'm a huge that's a DC character The obese man coming to DC universe

Yeah, that's the only Marvel character. I'm allowed to play right the blob the blob The obese man Yeah, no that place fucking dominating It's sitting low we would, it's sitting low. We would say it's sitting real low right now. It was weird because I mean, I, I don't know any homage people. So I was like pretty freaking hyped to like absorb the

culture. Right. But like, like, well, Blake, you know that the people working there aren't homage. They're just people. What? It's very confusing. You don't know what to think.

Are you and people who work at hard rock cafe aren't rockers Yeah, I hate it first your bugs. Who's a rain forest cafe isn't so far safari tour guys not cool all of us What the fuck? No, but it was weird. It was like they make their own peanut butter I'm like I got to try it got to try the peanut butter And now I got to try it with chocolate ice cream. So it just kept going bro. Yeah. Well remember Durs is plate Durs is plate was You guys can imagine it was a plate I'd never seen anything it was just a beige meal. It was covered in yeah, it was all one color which was yeah

These covered in I got the man was all one color, which was, yeah. These covered in, yeah. I got the Manhattan with turkey, which is just mashed potatoes and a turkey sandwich. It's just bathing in gravy. It costs a very, and the tablecloth is the same color. Yeah, I got a good picture. It was like looking at a magic eye. I'd like cross my eyes to find my food. Which by the way, magic eye now that you said that.

Remember, we had that idea. And then what we'd like to do is have really cool ideas and then don't do them. Mainly do not follow through. But I was like a magic eye of our collective butthole. I think people would enjoy that. Yeah. I would not.

Very shaggy, dear. Hot hot hot hot hot hot. You know, like, like, we would each take a little sliver of our butthole as we've talked about a lot. Sliver and bumble. On the podcast. And then when you look at it, you like fall into it. What? Wait, what do you mean, dude? You know the magic eyes. No, I can't do magic eyes. I've never been able to do magic eyes. His eyes are already magic But what do you mean? Yeah, it's because your one eyes pretty magical already. Yeah, you do. Yes, you can't you seriously can't do it I seriously have never been I will say this

For me it's reversed like they go back you they're supposed to come out and they can go in That's what our butthole would do. Well, that's what I'm saying I don't want to know they always go in for me Well, I butthole would do. Well that's what I'm saying. I don't want any doubty. They always go in for me. Well I think Adam too, because he said you fall into it. Well when he was saying that, I was imagining like a kids movie where you open a magic book and it like sucks you in. Right. So you're like, you see our butthole

and then you're transported to a magical butthole world. You meet a little dude named Turney. Who's like, I'll take you to where you're trying to get to. Tirty, yeah, I guess I wasn't talking like a magical realm. We're trying to franchise. You got to build the world. But you were just saying like you get, I'm thinking of an enterprise, a true business. Yeah.

Adam, I'm talking VR like Like, everybody wears Oculus, whatever. And then you go into this world of our buttholes and we navigate it with you. Yeah. And then your seats move. Like, oh, diarrhea, river. So this is like Osmosis Jones. I do think that should be our next movie we do together.

It's like, Interspace, but we only go through the butthole. Right. That would be cool. The inner butt. Oh, Interspace, dude. Yes. Can you not hear us? Because the other night we couldn't hear each other.

So I just want to get ahead of it. Can you not hear us? I can hear you. Before we get it amped up a little bit on our... Maybe a little bit. A little bit of the monies. A little bit of the front speakers. That's poking through.

But before we went to... Dear Dutchman. Dear Dutchman. Yeah, it's been... The peanut butter gut bomb. Fucking a, dude. Before we ruined our bodies, we went to the rock and roll hall of fame.

Yeah, we did. Oh, we did. That was sick. Yes. Swag like Ohio. What happened was, we were a little hungover because we fucking party dude. Yeah, we did Cleveland we saw a lot of Cleveland lesson and then our manager Isaac who's here and then Blake

With the day before they ruined it. We had planned on going today And then this morning they were like it's not that cool. You guys I know they're totally Get the Columbus and like yeah, let's just go straight there. It's not even cool. You shouldn't go and I'm like I bet it's not that cool. You guys know, they're totally going in. This is get to Columbus and like, yeah, let's just go straight there. It's not even cool, we shouldn't go. And I'm like, I bet it's kind of cool. And they're like, the pyramids. Yeah, we were like, no, it doesn't even like have any of the bands who'd really want to see.

Yeah, you guys named every band that wasn't there and didn't name any bands that were there. Yeah, it was like, there wasn't even a Sum 41 wing. Which is weird. That was a bummer. The lack of some 41 at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame It's staggered off putting to say the least yes The there were a few bands that were missing system of a down not represented first time recent

Yeah, what's up? There was no toxicity of our city. Yeah, there's like no corn Adidas jumpsuit. Come on man I know disappointing no alienan form. It's just right. Oh, dude. That's the takeaway for me. No alienan form, no newfound glory. Is this even a Hall of Fame? Yeah, it is.

And that's why they're not there. Honestly, I bet we could DM all those bands and just open another museum to the side of it. Yeah, for right. Hey, this is the rock and world Hall of Fame for Worsebans. Right. Is that the name of it? The backyard of fame.

Yes. This is the foyer of fame. Like, you're not in the hall yet. You're just kind of, whoa. This is the umbrella closet. What was super tight though, was seen like very, like people, my parents' age, you know, like super old, just being like super geeked out by like Chuck Berry or something

Right just holding hands and like crossbeast is national young You're like sure. Yeah, just don't fucking front of all these people here lady It was good. Oh, okay. It was getting pretty sexual. It was yeah, you can see grandparents wanting to fuck each other and Yeah, they're like remember And then they hold like a weird look like sweetheart Elvis remember when we 69 day nothing but a hound dog Yes, I do I do actually I do like to And now we are 69. That's fucking weird. No better time than the present. Fuck it.

Do you think we can stand like we used to? Standing card wheel 69? She picks them up. Yeah. That's her baby. Yeah, the Hall of Fame was pretty wild, guys. It was sick. Yeah, there was a lot of Cheryl.

Well, I was just in the crossfit. Yeah, don't go in the, don't go in the 1950s section, because you're going to see some grandparents fuck it. Yeah. It's hot. It's hot. It's gnarly. To me, it was hot.

Cherry Lee Lewis. We had an orgy with him. And and his cousin didn't he marry his cousin? I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah 13-year-old cousin. Yeah, that's pretty rock and roll when you think about it Yeah, turns out rock and roll is just like fucking your cousin right yeah, and like I Was jailhouse rock that was why he's like last song. I'm seeing because it's a jailbait rock Wait hold on I'll give you points for that. Yeah First points well done. We're really keeping a really distinct tally on our points on this tour and so far This is the tally ho that's my first one. Yeah, and that's got house first.

So that was a big deal. I got no points. Maybe, maybe ever. Maybe ever. Maybe ever. Wait, why is our manager sending us a video or a picture now? What the fuck are you doing back there, Isaac? Isaac.

He's like, we're on the show. Isaac. Yeah, he did. He sent a picture of us at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Oh, perfect. So... Yeah, actually... That's too mean.

Too mean that you're at home. Yeah, dude, I was being a real dork this morning. Like, they didn't want to go, and I'm like, We have to! They fucking undersold it so hard. Yeah, they undersold it. They're like, it's not that cool. And I'm like, I bet it's pretty fucking radical. Yeah. Bro, the Cheryl Crow... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Let's undersold it. They're like, it's not that cool. And I'm like, I bet it's pretty fucking radical. Yeah, bro, the Cheryl Crow. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Let's get into it. First of all, you don't realize how tiny these people were. Right. Oh, yeah, that's all. That was my big takeaway. I was like, I can beat the fuck out of Mick Jagger. Right. Yeah, Prince is like, Mick Jagger is 83 pounds. Right. Yeah. Prince's tiny little top and glove. Oh, yeah, his little glove. Well, some of these people, you're like, well yeah, they are pretty small.

Oh yeah, Prince is classically small. Yeah, but then you see class of. Plus Daddy's outfit and you're like, oh, puff Daddy's a little bitch, right? Right. That bulletproof vest of 50 cent war. He ain't got that in the ass. Not even that big.

I 50 cent would kill you. Yeah, no, he'd be in our house. We'll throw a microphone. I feel like Diddy's hit the gym recently. He's on that old man for sure on Testosterone. That's what I feel like I'm going to do that. Dude. So I see on Test.

I feel like I'm going to start my steroid cycle once I get into my 40s. OK. And just not I will not be funny, dude. It's going to be so intense. It'll be off putting but you work Yeah, you were funny for a long time now you get to be meaty Yeah, and I'll be like hey, and I can be in those action movies right and they're like nah

Not necessarily yeah, we're good So you're gonna do like a bunch of testosterone steroids. Yes, I think I'm just gonna plant myself at their Dutchman Yeah, yeah, that's the more fun route a bunch of testosterone and steroids. Yes. I think I'm just gonna plant myself at their Dutchmen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the more fun route for sure. We were joking about the tummy troubles we had afterwards. We were like, well, I would go back.

I would go back immediately. I ate, I ate, I ate, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm to the toilet. Wait a minute. Yes, boys. That's a great habit. You can have him. You can have him. Also, kind of a weird joke, you missed. I mean, I am the toilet, but the joke is you missed the toilet. Yeah, because you had like explosive diarrhea, you couldn't, it's like shot. Have you never been to a gas station?

I was sitting on the toilet and somehow it went like, FRI-P. I mean, the diarrhea! Yeah, the ripet in the terror. There's the cause of diarrhea. If you shitting it like bounced back up, what? I mean, anything's possible after that. That's true.

They had these peanut butter called uncooked peanut butter cookies or something like that? Yeah, yeah. If you have a bite this big, you instantly want to bomb it. You are mischievous. There's so sugary. I mean, are we older what?

We're old, man. Yeah. No. No, we're not old. We're not old. We're young people. We're young people. What was your favorite part of the Rock and the Hall

fan, Blake? If you had to pick the toilet. Basically, yeah. No flip of bathroom here, right? I mean, no joke. I know this is a lot of scat talk. In this beautiful theater. Yes.

I knew we were going to defile this beautiful theater as soon as I saw it. I'm like, it doesn't deserve this. Sorry, ghosts. But to be fair, we did about 20 minutes on Cleveland's Stamers last night. So you're good. You're good.

Yeah, you guys. That's freaking true, dude. I wonder. I wonder. Cleveland! Yeah. But we're not there, though. Yeah, you guys freaking true dude. I wonder wait We're not there though. Yeah, no no no we're in Columbus and I like it way fucking better Oh my god, oh, I'm gonna call color. I think I'm my Columbus baby People say that I'll give you some points for that. Okay. I'll point me up for that Yeah, I wonder is Columbus are you guys a little salty that Cleveland they got the Cleveland steamer or you guys?

Yeah, like I wish I had a super We're gonna Disgusting sexual term right based off of my city you guys are hella Joey we gave it to him Chor glumbus oh yeah Chor glumbus Chor glumbus but so but what's what's different already there Blake that just you're just paying Chor glumbus but like what is Shorg lumbus. Well, he he just said we already call it chorg lumbus. Oh you do What which I feel like it's one guy. Yeah, I don't know if that's true I know so but I feel the rest of the city's like no, we don't homie. Yeah, I'm not buying that say last dude

We already say that It's just you and your horny friends Dude, we already say that! That's just you and your horny friends. Which is cool. I respect the horn ball. Good job. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, shout out to you, man, fucking put in chore glumbus on the map. Yeah, you got to it before playing.

He's like, dude, I even made a flag and everything. Well, explain what chore is. Chor- I don't want to do in this theater. Not everybody can Google it. Yeah, I think we've touched upon it in episodes of Workaholics and the podcast. Just explain it, dude. Don't you have a sound bite that is?

Yeah, it's kind of this noise. Oh! Oh! So what do you call that on a monopoeia? Yeah, that's an on-a-monopoeia. Yeah, so I think torque, it's like the noise you make when a large cock goes in the back of your throat. I'm like going through my brain like,

what's the nicest way to put this? Yeah, there's no nice way to put it. Just cock, cock, cock to the throat. Chorg, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that's Chorg Lumbus. Is that why? Has a nice ring to it. And so what was your favorite takeaway from the rock and roll

affair? What about cum lumbus? Is that cool? Yeah. Hey. So when they put that one in the suit, cows on a roll, what's the super sexual term then? The Cleveland steamer is you've chained on a person's chest.

Right. So cum lumbus is a rem So you got to be upside down or something Because why I don't know what you You made it up. You guys got to help me out. Okay, okay, over We're wrennipples. It has to do with the nipples. Come on. that something that happens here? Come on now. This is a college town. You got to be better. Come out the nipples is cum lumbus.

Because when you come out, you're nipples, all right. Cool. That's really fun to do this with you guys. Yeah. I'm just thinking about when my mom texts me, like, how was the show tonight? I'm like, well well we came up with come lumbus together. I'm so proud of you honey. But we couldn't really button it up

ma. She's like well here it is. You're upside down and you're coming out of your nipples. I wish she was like we almost got there. Could it be if you're upside down? Yeah. I'm like mom thank you so much. Thank you. We actually tried to chase that for a little bit and yeah great really land the plane. Thank you. We actually tried to chase that for a little bit. It couldn't really land the plane. You really are kind of taking a peek into the minds of the people that created Workaholics and it all makes sense now, doesn't it? Yeah. Just the dance.

This was our writer's room. We would talk about cum lumbus or whatever dumb thing for 11 hours and then one hour we would go fuck the TV show. And this is a good point. We do this kind of every night. We just want to thank the dates of people who watch the show with us in the pod who've never heard any of this. Yeah. We're sorry.

There's a lot of people here that were brought on a date and they're going what the fuck is right. You already went to fogo to chow or something and it was like okay this is nice this is a nice date and we're gonna go out to a show tonight ooh ooh at the nice theater oh I saw Peter Pan there that'll be lovely yeah this is where they played Spider-Man oh man you want to to go. And then they talked about Chorg Lumbus. I didn't know what Chorg man. Now I do. A brand new historical true crime podcast. The year is 1800. City Hall, New York.

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Because he's local. He is local. He's Cleveland. Oh, that's fucking cool. Oh, duh. I didn't read any of the plaques in the music. Yeah. A lot of reading. You could literally go there and read if you wanted to. Yeah, no, no. This was purely just... I mostly was there sizing up rock stars. Yeah. Right.

I think I could take him for sure. Adam was just flexing in the reflections of... Yeah. All the glass cases, like, fuck that dude, bro. I got him. I got him. We're like, Adam, that's Dolly Parton. Yeah, you could beat her up.

Yeah, take her. I was like I could have beat John Denver's cast, dude. I don't know man I feel like that guy's got some secret weapons. Oh yeah. He fights hard. He fights scratches. Like what? Like he bites. Yeah definitely okay. Yeah. It's like I don't care. I'll bite your fucking throat out dude. Just come at me bro. John Dentures. I feel like I would be I haven't gotten in a lot of fights, but I feel like If it was me versus John Denver to the death I'm biting your bite and bat. Oh, you're biting. Yeah, especially if he's biting you guys know I mean obviously out of the four of us if we were to get in a fight

I'm probably the most likely to bite Yeah, would you also like would you also go straight for the Narts? I'm probably the most likely to bite. Give me a hell yeah. Yeah, would you also like, would you also go straight for the nards? Like would you be kicking and biting the nards? Yeah, be a lot of nard pulling. Whoa, yeah, you're giving away all your secrets. I wouldn't do this.

And then you bite. And then you bite the top. We're barely through this tour and you're giving away all your fighting secrets. Yeah. I'm just saying when we get to Ben Salem and the gloves come off, I'm not going to those teeth out. Yeah, dude.

That way you'll be like, slippery. Just all gummy. I'll be like, ooh. Yeah, Ders is like, mm, mm. 69, dudes. Yo. Woo. Woo.

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Good beat solid This is the most fun Very kind of German kind of German And then go forward Should I get I should pass forward? How far? To the fucking I like just giving notes She's like It's a lot of build up. It is. Okay, now we're really kind of kind of bucket for sure. Hit the high hand. It's a good spin. Meanwhile, you're just in your mom's minivan. Okay.

Okay, well, I skipped the head a whole minute. Yeah, it's a groove. This song is a fucking groove, because you're supposed to fuck to it, dude. Yeah. I'm gonna say it's a song. Fuck you. Holy. You're gonna get up in there. Whoa. Oh.

I don't like that. I know how you fuck now. Well, I'm in a fucking lazy boy, bro. What else can I do? I'm like, yeah. It's actually very easy. It's actually very easy. It's actually really nice.

What's really cool? I know why every dad in the 90s won of these chairs. But this is working for me. It's easy on the hips. Yeah, this is working for me. Also, if you look, it kind of looks like he has elephant titus of the nuts.

Three balls. I got one, two, three nuts. Well, I was thinking one big sack in the middle, but yeah, three huge testicles. Actually, look at these guys. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I was thinking one big sack in the middle, but yeah, three huge testicles Actually, look at these guys Yeah, yeah, it's really fun to be here with you guys to do this mom. I cannot wait for my son to find these recordings The lost side up for that for you. Oh my god. So what it close?

Why does it resonate in your head so much just because it changed your life? Because I was like 12 or whatever and it was like I want to fuck you like an animal and I was like Whoa, and then me So what are the lyrics like this guy wants to fuck me like a mom There's a man who wants to fuck me like an animal and like the music video. Yeah, it was like and why was your mom playing this all the time? Well, I wasn't allowed in the room, but she was really in the music. Wait, he says, I'm not gonna cry about it. I'm not gonna cry about it. I want to feel you from the inside. You get me closer to God. Doesn't he say that to?

Oh my God. He's not even mean. He knew what he was doing. He was pushing buttons. Oh my God! You get the button. You get the button. It turns out Ohio brings out the horn balls Okay, so our glumbus in the house I will say Corniness rocks yeah, what do you want to say? Horniness rocks? It's the guys Kyle's usually like pretty quiet on it. Some about this chair is bringing a lot out of this I will say this is the horniest we've seen Kyle. We on this tour. Oh man, we've been on the road for three long days

And Kyle got fucking horny at shit on day three. I got I got home. He saw the Trent Rezner exhibit when he was hanging from strings and he was winning around. Did you see some fucking shit at the Amish place where she was just like, Oh, they were churning. Churning the butter. I got to get back to my wife. That's true. Honey, we're buying a lazy boy. Yo, we are. That's true. It's true honey. We're buying a lazy boy Yo, we are that's happening

Isaac can I get a beer? I'm empty over here good today, please please Please guys try to take a shirt off Take it off. There it is. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- Isaac is pretty cool. We talk a lot of shit about him, but he's like my dad. Yeah. I mean, he is a big dumb idiot, but he's ours, you know? Yeah. I had to follow Joe for Blake about the dad that was something like he's never around when you need him, but I just didn't say it out loud. No, you just did.

You just did. I know, but I didn't say it when it would have like, you know, really landed. Yeah. OK. Yes, points. Give me points. No, I don't. Give when it would have like, you know, really landed. Yeah. Okay. Yes, points. Give me points. No, I don't like my points.

Give me points. They had 50 years of hip hop. Like a whole section. That was pretty sick. That was very cool. They hooked you right up front. Yeah. They had that, uh, the biggie smalls like red leather jacket.

Dude, he was, he was big in all ways. Dude, I know, I would, I didn't know, I mean, he was the only one that I was like, I wouldn't be able to fight him to the death. Right. Because I think he was bigger than what they had on display too. Because the picture, why would they do that? Well, because they had it on display,

but he was buttoned up, and I'm like, biggie couldn't button that fucking shirt. Even in the picture, it wasn't buttoned. In the picture, it wasn't buttoned, so I was button that fucking shirt. Even in the picture it wasn't buttoned. In the picture it wasn't buttoned. Yeah, it was right. It was unbuttoned in the picture. Right. Right.

They were trying to, I mean, that maybe that was like the rule when they gave them the jacket. They're like, just make them look kind of lean a little bit. Yeah, you got a buttoned. Yeah. The Georgia is kind of big. He's notoriously B.I.J. Oh, yeah, yeah. But I like that they're like,

oh, can we not that big? Let's make him a little less big. Point. Yeah, Durses these points. Yes, points. Nuck and grandma. Okay, why not? Shor Gwombis.

Ood. Shonders, yeah, fucker. That was my favorite part, I guess. And then Cheryl Crow. Cheryl Crow. She had way more like, okay, we all know Cheryl Crow. She's got some songs, but she had like a whole wall. I'm a, I'm a crow bro.

I'll say it. Yeah. Oh, dude, we all bonded over Crow more than I ever thought we would have. Yeah, we, um, dude, I didn't know all of us had a little, a little crow bro in us. Yeah, yeah. You knew all the outfits. I was like, that's from fucking that song's video. This is from the other one like, it was weird.

Yeah, we should probably warn the audience that we all tested positive for Crovitt 19. Poin! Yes, Poin! Poin! Yes, Poin! Poin! Yes, point. Point. Yes, point. Point. It's a pandemic, people, but it's a fun one. Yeah.

You're going to feel good, but you just want to have some fun. Yeah, just every day kind of feels like a windy road. Yeah, you just want to have a little fun before you die. Instead of man next to me out of nowhere. Hey, if it makes you happy, then it can't be that bad. That's true. I love when you sing. You have such a beautiful voice.

And you're strong enough to be my man. Yo, why the hell are you so sad? I don't know. I don't know that one. Yeah. That was the hell you make you think. Cheryl Crowe freaking rocks. She does.

She does. She does. We got a few crow heads. That was the hell you make sure I'll throw freaking rocks Right You crow heads, but we're not staying enough. I mean grown ups You're fully crowed nuts. Yeah, the young crow hearts. I'm a grown man Did that work you grow magnet? You say what you say? Yes, points Did you say crow like crow like Conan like chrome like crow Crone man. Crone man. I'm a crone. Can I?

I don't know that's what spell crown that was a crown by the way. That's a crown I think what the fuck is chrome man? He's trying to like bell crone like I don't know what what's crown What it's not it's not a thing. He's just trying to make it sound like grown, right? I already gave myself points. I can't take them back. Well, you can't take them back. We're going to take them back. We have a whole section at the end where we have takebacks. And you better take back road man.

Because I gave you Crow Magnum. And you were just saying, we said, Crow Magnum. Crow up, dude. Crow the from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there.

Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there.

Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. Yeah, from there. It's like buried in your brain these things and you just like came back and I'm like kid rocks red hat with the feather and

I'm looking for the little thing that says that and I'm like Do you just know that he's like yeah, he's fucking knew it dude the one thing that I thought was weird Did you guys see the M&M and there was actually like plastic spaghetti there like mom's spaghetti? Am I missing something like what was that a prop for a movie? Or it's just Mom's spaghetti? Well, it's just Mom's spaghetti from the song. But there's no other like lyrics that they built in the, maybe that is right.

There wasn't like, there wasn't like a little red corvette. There's no one to call it there. You didn't see it, it was very small. Oh, yeah. A raspberry beret. Yeah, right there. I was bummed that the prince was just like a little poster of prince. Right.

I was like, come on now. Did he have beef with him because he played? Wasn't it at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction of George Harrison as a solo artist? Oh, what is fucking stuff. Or he just played everybody on guitar, gently weeps, and they were like, well, he went on for 10 minutes, so, fuck him. That's such a good clip, bro. You would say that shit. Yeah, bro waseps, and they were like, well, he went on for 10 minutes, so, fuck him. That's such a good clip, bro. You thought that shit.

Yeah, bro was like, I got this. I know there's 10 other great guitarists on stage, but I've got this. Look, and Tom Petty's just standing there like, what the fuck is he doing, man? Man. Can you stop, but, and break a tie, yeah. Dude, I do love when all the rock stars

get together for some big benefit. And just remember Bob Dylan, when we are the world or whatever, and he's just going like, Right. Right. They don't do that anymore. They don't get together for better. No idea where he is.

No, because they were a mess. They were just fucking heating on each other the whole time. Like, this guy fucking sold them. They did it over Zoom with, uh... Imagine, during COVID-19, when Wonder Woman was like, Imagine my humongous backyard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was like, imagine the yacht that I'm currently on singing this song.

Imagine COVID's actually real. Landemic! Wake up! Oh, I'm calling! Oh, I'm calling! Oh, I'm calling! Whoa! Okay, Derskin.

Go off-king! Sometimes I just like to test the waters. I just like to see what the temperature is. Pool Reference? Love it. Yeah, where you guys, like a little bum, but you know where you are on the hierarchy of Hollywood when you're like, you don't get invited to the... Right, for a minute I was kind of like, nobody called me a slug.

Yeah, no one reached out. A little backup. I would have embarrassed myself. Imagine all the people. No, there's no way I could do that. How funny would it have been? Because you know, I mean, like, you could see the little stinker within me.

Super earnest. Yeah, just being so earnest. Dude, but knowing it's so funny, I'll just say it. Imagine there's no countries. Because some people didn't say it, some people did talk it, and they were just like,

imagine there's no countries And I'm like what no countries and you're just like I guess Morgan Freeman can't sing or Imagine no Imagine there's no countries is that Morgan You sounded just like Andy do free Through miles of shit. I feel like I should have no nails in all. Imagine rolled. I'm actually really, really bad at that impression.

I don't think I've ever tried it privately or publicly. Imagine you try a lot of impressions privately? Oh, yes, I do. It's my whole bedroom routine. Yeah. You're was your impression your team. You're just going through your roller dexas celebrities you could do.

Yeah. Yeah. It's your best. It's random. Every night you pull a car. You're like, John Q.Sack, I'm going to work on that one. I don't know. John Lovis, DEC.

Probably my best one. I don't know. Maybe John Claude Van Dam. Oh, yeah. OK. That's where. Let's he it. All right. Do the whole monologue Oh from Street Fighter. Yeah, well, he said wait. What guys a little respect little respect John Claude Van Dam This is process this topical reference. Oh, he's a thespian. I can't really remember how it starts, but he says. You can stand. You see a stand up, please.

He says. OK, he's just standing. He's just standing. They like it when we stand, or actually, we can stand up. Can I roll like this? Yeah, sure. He says, we want to ice it.

Fuck you, man. About to pour my heart out here! I'm giving you my Peter Pan! Okay, so this is Blake gets pretty riled up when he's being a Thess being brought. He says, troopers, I've just received no orders. The war has been canceled. Wait, what is this from?

This is from Street Fighter and Donan erupted Thespian. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Go. We can all go home. Meanwhile, things like peace, justice, freedom, They get packed up. But we can go home. Well, I'm not going home. I'm going to get on my boat and I'm going to go up river and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch bison's ass so hard. Get him, John. That the next bison want to be is going to feel it.

Now who's going home? And who's going to go with me? Yeah! Thank you. I mean, I'm probably just gonna go home. Yeah, probably. Wow. And that is Orange Coast Community College Theater. Yeah, was that your audition to get into the system? That was the audition I did for everything in life, even to this day when they're like,

you need to prepare the script, we sent you, I'm like, I'm just gonna do this John Claw Bandam thing. They're like, this is a tied commercial. Well, you can wash yours with color or you can wash your whites with me. That's pretty good. That's good. Hey, book did. color are you can wash your whites with me right that's pretty good I also have a Jean-Claude band-dam impression that's much shorter okay okay so fair with me I'm not gonna stand up okay stand up because I don't need to yeah okay ready yeah

okay oh my god this is is from Bloodsport. Okay. Okay, ready? Yeah. Sand has just been thrown into my eyes. Yes. Oh, wait, here. I'll do it. I'll do it. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Yes. Wow. Yes. That's really good. Yeah. Yes. That's really good. That's good. Yeah. Uh-huh. Very good.

Very good. Yes, points. Points. Yo, guys. You weren't just watching Bloodsport. You're in a comedy show. That was pretty good, dude. That was really good.

You're back here. I don't have a John Claude. I can't do a John Claude. Nor don't I'm a John Claude nor can I Try my only impression is just Robert De Niro. Yeah, okay. So give me a situation that Robert De Niro would be in He's changing the diaper of his new child. Okay. He is No Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No. Okay. He's not going to do it. He's not going to do it. No.

He's got people that work for him. He's not going to do it. Right. Yes, points. I like it. Woo! This would actually be a really cool reality show where there's judges judging and personations. I think that's Saturday Night Live.

Yeah, it's actually in the whole, yeah. But I want to be in a chair and you turn around to reveal who you want to see. It's just a vocal thing. It's not like what happened with the face and the whole body and all that. That's round two. Round two, how does it work? Because like, my John Claude, I just, I don't know. Yeah, you guys would have lost to me, obviously. Well, that's true. That's round two. Round two, how's my work? My Jean-Claude, I just, I don't know. Yeah, you guys would have lost to me, obviously.

Well, that's true, that's fine. It is cool to see like that none of us would have ever made it on SNL. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no. No, that like work hard and be talented. Yeah. We, we, we, we, we just on last week.

What's up? Were we just on last week? We're doing this again. Yes, this is me, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. I got you. Dude, I was like, we're on last week. I don't know. And I'm just gonna remember.

Yeah, no, we're doing live. I wish I would have tuned in for sure, or at least watched it the next day. On clips and stuff. Should we host? Should we host? That's a real host, like clips and stuff. Okay, should we host? Should we host? That's a real host, that's a no. Ooh, a collective host. That'd be cool.

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And why are you thinking, Isaac, can I get another one? Don't do Mr. T, though. What if I do Sean Connery? Isaac looks like saying, um, Sean Connery, Shazhan. Okay, well, you have to stand to this. Connery and I just like saying Sean Connery Okay, well you have to stand to this is we've said a good lot. Yeah, I haven't thought this ball at all I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna say Indiana Jones I don't have a I'm standing up in front of a room. I don't have a pressure

That's fine in this is was the dog's name. I'll have to say so here. So what do you want me to show him Connery? Yes, Sean. He's at his at Warios. Same much. Oh, okay. Okay. So he's ordering

I'm gonna order something chicken the chicken farm. I think I sound like Lauren Michaels more than son Corey or maybe even don even You don't tell like him either. Who do I sound like? That's the impression I'm doing. I think he's sent on like Mr. Wilson from the Dennis the Menace movie where he's like Walter Malta For sure. Oh, that's it. That's one. I have that one. Look at that and we found that one Yeah, that's like right after he's cooking chicken in the movie and then Dennis the Men is because he's so fucked up.

Like, he dipped paint and sawdust and then it fell on the grill. Yeah. Kyle, this isn't impression you're just explaining what happened. And then Walter Mathau is like, he gets mixed up with a chicken. Yeah. I'm cracking up over here. I love this. Go.

And then he takes the whole blob and puts it on his thing And he on his plate and he's like he's like Lazy underneath are using the table. Yeah, well he's had it on a plate and then he's sitting down Yeah, he's like oh put on my napkin and then he fucking What what wait, so you're you haven't done an impression yet. No, I'm getting there It's a really great line in the movie. Okay, okay, okay. He takes he the knife and he cuts it And then he takes his fork and you puts in his mouth. He goes like a Tastes like paint Yeah, I'm not done

Kyle knew a check I'll do a check Feels good feels good Not done Everyone shut up. He's not done. He's not done. Everybody's got too much fun. Yeah, I know you want to just rise up out of those seats for this But it's so exciting the full full line is, okay, remember. He's cutting it and he takes it wide. What, heck no, heck, heck, heck, heck, yeah. Wait, action.

Okay, I'm gonna go take a shift. He goes, tastes like paint. You already said that. And wood, because of the sawdust. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I give a big. Because of the sawdust

Big I thank you. I thank you. Oh, thank you. I'm real. Thank you God Isaac, Isaac, please bring me a beer Please if you have a red bull, I'd like to stay up all night tonight. Yeah. My man. And Isaac, get that pack of cinnamon rolls. I'm gonna give them a wait later. Good boy.

Yeah, we got these cinnamon rolls that just look, they're delicious, but it looks just like straight up dookie on top of the presentation of these cinnamon rolls. It looked like a for real bring-o. It looked like Boston baked beans on top of bread. It's basically diarrhea pie. Yeah, diarrhea. Dyeria. Damn, that's yeah, that sounds good in this room. It smells better than diarrhea Fantastic tastes pretty good too. Well, I'm excited to go to a house party now and tell him I got a homie who does a killer Walter Mathau

Yeah, I guess I did not know what to expect because the preamble was tedious Yeah, well it's to say the least. It's a lot to set up, to get there. It's a lot. No, it was like he's eating, there was paint and wood in his meal. No, but actually remember I go. So he just had sand thrown in his eyes,

and then I just did it. Yeah, that was concise, pretty tight. We all liked it. And almost I'm not trying to like say yours was bad but you're trying to say mine was annoying or something We actually didn't say annoying and it's interesting that you said annoying because we didn't say annoying it's just I'm getting from you. Kyle said low. Hey, you know you're my favorite actor. Thank you. Yes, but my favorite actor by far Yes, I don't act a lot though, you know.

It's you, Sia. Harrison Ford. That's tight. Blake Anderson. Whoa. Danny DeVito. Anders Holmes. Yes.

Yeah. Winnie the Pooh. Oh. Top six or whatever I just said. I think it was six years wait Were you a really a winning the puket? Where are you super down for winning the poop? I fucking love Poo Bear I will say The little cuz he's always getting that jar stuck on his head the guy I like the guy who did the voice of the little pig

Oh, yeah, he voiced like a trillion things. I like that little dude. What's that pat butt Ram? That's what I'm wondering. I think it was. I don't think so. There was a Disney voice actor swear to God named Pat Buttram. He has a star in Hollywood. He's got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And if you ever go there, it's on you. It gets fan lives.

It's on Coenga in Hollywood. I know exactly where that is. Yeah. Yeah. Nice star. Yeah. Every year on his birthday, Mian Kyle go there and butt-ram each other. He was like, oh, Pat, oh, Pat!

He would have liked this. Oh, man, middle school was horrific for that guy. Well, that's why he has so much. And he does voices, so he's for sure annoying in middle school. No, he had to make up friends. Yeah, that's true. No one's playing with me, so maybe I'm playing with my dad. I'm not a butt ram, you are.

Well, my favorite character though, from Winnie the Pooh, was mother fucking E-Ordew. Oh, shit. Oh, you like the snooze fast. Oh, shit. I like it, because it was like, it's nice that they always invited E or Even though he's a sad piece of shit was always bringing the mood down. Yeah, but they're like come on E or you know You want to come? He's like, okay?

I like it. I guess like it. You know if E or just got better help He exactly Yep, that's cool. That's how that should be Yep, that's good. That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. Next time we do ad reads for the podcast,

we got to implement EOR a little more. Are you a human EOR? Yeah. Was he a donkey? I think he's a rhino. No, he's not a rhino. You're a rhino. Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, dude. Alright. Get the fuck out of here. Adam, I can't. I literally can't. I'm glued to the chair. I shit my pants. Okay.

I have a whole dirt Dutchman in my shorts. It happened like minute 10. It was early. That's the diarrhea pie we're talking. Oh, yeah. I know. What you asked me about when the poo is if that, That's the diarrhea pie we're talking. Yeah, I didn't. You asked me about when the poo is if that would that threw you for a loop. Were you not a poo head?

A poo head. I was a poo head, but it was a different kind of poo head, dude. What is that? What? What? What kind of different poo I'm talking? I'm talking Cleveland steamers dog. Okay. A Boo this man.

Yeah, boo. Dude, we've already covered it. We're in short lumbus, motherfucker. I just, yes. Come on bust. Come on bust. I just remember, I don't know if you guys remember this show on like if you had the Disney Channel back in the day,

you were fucking a boss. It's rich kid. Yeah, for real. But there was this weird ass live action, Winnie the Pooh, where it was like mascots and they were like, and it was like Chuck E. Cheese shit where like it was just fucking scary, dude. I don't have any recollection of this homework. You don't remember?

It's like Winnie the Pooh like, blah, blah, blah, blah. It was like, well, didn't they just make like a horror movie? Yes, it's a, yeah. because now it's like public to them after 50 years or whatever it's a little man after a hundred years You can do whatever you want the car 100 years old which is yeah, I'll hold them. I Jesus Christ 14 yeah 14 No Halloween when the that's gonna happen with a lot of IP. It's just gonna become free game Hello Winnie the poop that's gonna happen with a lot of IP. It's just gonna become free game. Oh, yeah Hello, yeah, so what did any of us see this winning the poo horror movie? I don't think it's out yet. I think they've just been hyping it. I don't think it's actually hit is it out? Be careful who you trust I haven't seen it, but I'd like to I'd like to see it in a world

This is just I got nothing I was gonna say the be winning but like I bailed yeah What's the deal is it like it's so it's just when he the poo fucking stabbing people in shit? Yeah, he's got this they got this fucked up mask on I'm like, it's not, it might be partially animated. I couldn't tell what the fuck it was. Right. Really?

I need to watch him film. Is it like leprechaun where like he's trying to get the gold back and he's trying to get like the honey pot? Oh, bitch better have my honey! Hey, points! Way to go. Yes, points! Way to get that out of.

Yes, points! I hope that's how the screenwriter came up with the idea. Ten years ago, they watched that episode of WorkHolics and they were like, bitch, better have my honey. Whoa. He's like, wait. Wait, wait. What did you just say?

What did he say on the TV? How old is Winnie the Pooh? How old is Winnie the Pooh? Oh my God. My husband has to get his honey. And he'll kill anyone in his path. So now we're just gonna. Fuck you Christopher Robin. So now we're just gonna get a bunch of like horror

Kitcho lays his smurfs about to kill a bunch of fucking people. Right. Yeah. Probably. I would. I'd watch that. I would watch that too. So what was your, you looked at me like, like, cross-eyed

when I said I was a poo head. Yeah, I did. What, what, old show? Because you just said I was a poo head What what old show because you just said winning the poo again? What do you mean when I asked what show do you watch you said oh also winning the Pooh live action on that duck version. Yeah, there. We don't know what that no one knows yeah No, I watched that to to scare myself. Yeah, no what I watched for my enjoyment It was like GI JoeI. Joe American heroes, dude USA brother. Nobody I'm not buying it. You don't think I watched G.I. Joe test me, bro. All right. No, you're a

carebearer. Boy, I guess. What's the name of the sailor guy? Shipwreck. Okay. What's the name of the guy who blocks roads? Who does what? Who blocks roads? Isn't it road block? Yeah, that's real he was sick everything he said he like spoke in a rhyme Mm-hmm. In fact, I did not watch G.I. Joe neither do I dude. I was I fucked with gummy bears. I did too for sure I did to me bears To all me bears Boundless in here and there and everywhere I adventure this beyond compare We are the gummy bears

Let's do some top top top top top Magic and mystery is part of this I thought we were... No, you can keep going, keep going Along with the secret of gummy bears Toos Toos Toos

Your turn Magic and mist, we we did that we did that part Did you just get that a good dude? You know how much cocaine they were doing in the studio when they wrote oh Well and duck tails is it duck tails? Where's like they're in duckburg, but there's a line where it's like, we're just doing like, duck stuff. There's a line that's just like, that's not a- I thought you were about- I thought you were about to say they're like, we're blowing rails in the studio!

How many kids took their piggy banks and then just tried to dive headfirst into that show? Oh, dude, yeah. That was always like a complex, physical show. Oh, dude, yeah, that was always like a complex physics equation. They were like, oh, can you do that? I remember my dad being like viscerally upset at it. Really? Yeah, he'd be like, bullshit.

We're really meant to good way to break your fucking neck. Like, chill, dad, I'm six. You guys, I'm circling back. I remember the line. They said like It's a duck blur They must have been exhausted and then one line they're like I it's a duck blur. We just fucking go home Let's just go glass not. I fucking duck blacked out, it was crazy dude. That's a duck for her. We could use that.

Let's do some poly charge topics. These are topical topics. Jesus. Topical topics. Topics. Hot topics. Hot topical topics. That's what even made for the segment, the hot topics.

Yeah, Michael. Yeah, man. Drake reschedules Columbus concert for the second time here in Columbus. What the hell? Yeah, no, that's some bullshit. Sorry. Yeah, so I mean, fuck that guy, right? Yeah.

Whoa. Great. Hey, once you might have Crovaid 19. We don't know. Or Crovaid 19. That's what I'd said. Oh, sorry. I said, I duck blacked out

Cheryl would never can't but twice come on man. You don't know how fucking awesome. He's Chorglombus is Hit me with that sound again. Oh, okay sure you got that over. Yeah, that's it Okay, it doesn't say why he's just like it basically says he's a bitch. Yeah, did we say collectively, fuck Drake? Yeah, fuck Drake. Everybody, one, two, three. Okay. That being said, it's going to be tickets. I was just so. It wants to be our first ever guest on the podcast. Yeah. Actually, super cool guy. Yeah.

And what's the case? That dude was spotted wearing an ICP jersey recently, right? Wow, that's so, I don't know about that. So he's a poser. It feels like he's a big poser. Because that guy has a drink, Fego, and day in his life. No, no. Never had a nice cold glass of Fego.

Never had an ice cold viscous thick glass of Fego syrup. I call that a shaggy to nope. Oh Okay. That's what I call it. Yes, points. Point this mother. What do I call it? Amy with it. Sure. Jesus Christ. A sea lion escapes enclosure at Central Park Zoo due to New York flooding So tight do that's fucking sick. I mean shit really like

I just like to monjee in New York right now to yeah, wow I mean how sick would that be like you know, you're like Going to the little bodega to get yourself a ice cold fego right? Huh and there's a motherfucker sea lion there through the little bodega to get yourself a ice cold fego. Right. And there's a mother fucking sea lion there. Wild. Hey, Bay Area. So like, what?

That's it on that one. What does that have to do with the Bay Area? There's a hell of a seal. Oh, yeah, no way. The thing that did not. No staff or visitors were in danger. And the sea line remained inside the zoo, never breaching the zoo's secondary. Well, what? It didn't escape?

It just sounds like in New York, there's a seal. How is this goddamn news? Here, over the whole thing. This is big zoo, trying to take advantage of the flood. Yeah. We're just trying to hype up the New York zoo, because when you're in New York, you're not going to fucking zoo, dude No, the hell? You're not going to the zoo in New York. If you're in San Diego, you might go to the zoo.

Right, great. You're in Omaha, Nebraska, Henry Doiley. You're going to the zoo. Henry Doiley, zoo, is that what it is? Henry Doiley. I love that name. Coolest name for it because you know we had a monocle. You know what? Yeah, what? Zoo is that what it is Henry Doily I love that name coolest name for because you know we had a monocle Yeah, what if your last name is Doily? You're a fucking eccentric dude. You started a zoo. Yeah, oh, yeah, you have an ask a you have a monocle. You're like You know you're just Your cookie you're a fucking willy-wanka. Yeah, he starts every sentence with, here, here, here, here.

Right. I want a coffee. Drugs made this zoom. Why does he want a coffee? No, just, I don't know, because he's starting every sentence. So he's like, here, here, here, here, I'm going to take a shit now.

Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah, I thought that would be fun for us, but obviously not. I don't know. Oh, I'm that would be fun for us, but obviously not I'm gonna sleep now evidently this sealion like didn't even really escape. This is that sucks. This is a bitchy story I fucking hate that story. Hit me with it. Oh shit. I fell asleep. I ducked out

Here we go Yes, so I guess robber Pattinson Yes, so I guess Robert Pattinson Mmm, this came from the zoo the sexy dude the guy with the jaw team Edward I was a team Jacob guy of course you were yeah of course you were you are Basically twins with that guy you know you're just like I mean every time I looked at him, I'm like, if I tried, right. I can look kind of like him. You should get a tattoo of his face on your hands,

so like every time you pick up a burger, you're like, no, I gotta better not. When he did like, Taylor and Sean asked, well, I look identical to Sean Aston and he's six years old so I look like him now. Isn't it? I'm hearing Taylor Taylor Lautner Taylor Lautner. Remember when he did like gymnastics cap aware of fighting shit on SNL during his monologue because they were like you're not great at talking maybe Maybe kicking and flipping.

And then say, it's going to be a great night. We've got Jumbo Wumba here. Damn, how did I miss that episode? I feel like I'd be tuning into SNO a little more if they have the fucking he's just mad that we've never been on. Also's bad. Also, why the fuck does Chumbo Womba not in the rock and roll all the fame? Son of a bitch! Oh my god. Obviously, there's some missed opportunities and lips wasn't even there. They'll get up again. That's a rough show.

So Roper Pattinson, that sexy bastard, he opens up about his deep fear of humiliation, despite acting successes. Oh, that's sad. Dude, I'd like to do a real quick apology to the home. Yeah. Sorry for ripping you. I had one night, it was some like, Oscars After Party.

It was not invited to the Oscars. Yeah, it was. But somehow maybe it was an After Party. Yeah. And it was me and Jude Law and Robert Pattinson just getting black out drunk together. Wow. My wife said she looked over and I had both of them

in head locks. Right. And they were like, dude, I had the best night I was showing acid last night. Fucking goonies never say die. And you're like, yeah. I look at these. Dude, Samwise put me in a headlock.

So I mean, yeah, I have a deep fear of humiliation, and also you sort of know it's down to you. You could, I mean, isn't that like generally a thing that we're all afraid of humiliation? Yes. I mean, I don't know. We come up here and talk about our gaping but we talk about it. It's not like my doctor comes out and is like, you sit there and shut up. And I'm gonna show all your x-rays of your buttholes and I just have to be okay with that.

I don't know, I cry myself this late every night. What's the next one? Oh shit, yeah, I gotta hit it. My bad. So, Vandals destroy priceless children's playground in North Columbus. Okay. Fucking boo to them. A decade's old playground, Men for Kids is now literally chopped up into pieces. Playground meant for kids is what that says.

You have to have to have a pose too. Now this one is Men that says. As opposed to this one, it's meant for kids. The bar that serves liquor, that's the playground for adults. Sir, you have to go, sir. What did this playground do to this man? Thank you. Because some of these old playgrounds, violence, dude. Oh, the like wood ones where you just get splinters

for your fucking hands and stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. We had one growing up that was a rocket ship that was just metal. And it was like a 30 foot fault to your death. And every year a kid died falling head first every year and they have that thing open Yeah, it was like a final destination thing like if you were on it at midnight on the third of February There's so many things like a the city should have shut it down and be who are the parents that are like

I'm telling you my boy is gonna make it get up there buddy. Dude Dennis divine didn't give a fuck He was like don't be a pussy. That shit's important. I said, boy, everybody. Woo! Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh god yeah. I mean, show the audience. Hey guys, it's delicious.

Pop it open, pop it open. You don't look at this. Open it up. Pop it open up. Bro, that looks so gnarly. So, like, for real, if you walked into, if you're like, I gotta go pay a red pack I'm at walkin' to a stall, and you just saw that.

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and we give you some sweet, sweet A's. Oh yeah, let's give them the sweet A baby. So Kate, Kate wants to know, Kate was a little embarrassed. She didn't write her last name. She's just like all you need to know is Kate. All right, fair. Just Kate. Kate wants to know Kate was a little embarrassed. She didn't write her last name She's just like all you need to know is Kate. All right fair. Just Kate Kate wants to know how many times a day do you wish you had a bigger dick? Seven seven times a day. Yeah, one two three four five six and Seven how many times a day you wish that you had a bigger day? One. One. How many times a day you wish that you had a bigger day?

Be real. 69. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,-2-3 to 4-2 by the 6-7-8-9, 40 for uppers. 69! 10-1-2-3-4, 5-6-7-8. 10-6-6-1, 6-6-6-6, 30 to 1-6-6-6-6, 10-1-6-6-6, 10-1-6-8, 8-6-6-9! 69! That was so cool.

I said 7, but you straight up turned into Anthony Keedison fucking give it away Give it away. Give it away now. There were you did not say words in the middle there that was I don't know why when I got to 60 10 came out The old 60 10 Yeah, like an elementary school kid who doesn't really know how like fine to yeah 6010. My dad has $610,000 million. John Hoover wants to know see bus or column bussy. Okay, what is what is the recently found out what bussy man. Right. What is the... We've recently found out what Bussi meant. Right.

Yes. Because we've been listening this song by Dickson Dallas. Have you heard this track? It's a banger. It's a banger. Yeah. It's a butt pussy. Right.

Yes. A pussy. A pussy. It's just a butt. It's just a butt that you treat like a pussy. C-buss. That feels a pretty standard issue. Yeah.

What does it mean? What does Seabuss mean? What does Seabuss mean? Just like Columbus. Columbus. Yeah. It's no sexual connotation. I feel like we put a lot of sexual connotations on you guys tonight.

So let's see what's going on. Seabuss. I don't know. I thought, okay, Columbus, fine, you want it? It's yours. This dude's so pissed, it's not choreblumbus. Yeah. It's like, this is bullshit, dude.

I thought we figured this out last night at the adult playground. Yeah, get your purse relieving. I guess my flag means nothing. Fuck this. Oh, who's a pussy. Well, who is your favorite Eric Ryan, wants to know who is your, there he is. Who is your favorite guest celebrity on Workaholics?

I mean, Jack Black, right? Yeah. Oh, dude. Yeah, dude. Jack Black was great. Jack Black. He played my father and also brother. Brother, dude. Jack Black was great. Jack Black. Jack Black played my father and also brother. We found out at the end of the episode.

Father brother. Yeah. And that was cool, because we're all big fans. Yeah. And we're unapologetic about that. Yeah, we are. Yeah. Ben Stiller was very cool.

Yeah. He said yes. Yeah. I was like, when he said yes, I was kind of like really? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Basically when anyone ever said yes to us, we're like, you do?

Right. Well remember, this is Workaholks. It's not the office. Right. Dude, what about when Dolph showed up? When Dolph Longran was in it. Yeah, that's a good one. That was sick.

That was nuts. Dude, Woody Hurlsson reached out to me once and was just like, dude, I'm such a huge, wargaholic fan. Whenever you want me, give me a call. I want to do an episode. I'm like, fucking, okay. We reached out to him like 15 times.

Yeah, you remember. And then every script he got, he was like, not this one. I'm gonna go star in huge movies. Yeah, I'm gonna go star in huge movies. Yeah, I'm gonna go do true detective instead. Oh, okay fair. I think maybe like, this was not like a huge shocker,

but Dennis Quaid. Oh yeah, that was fucking cool. He was cool. He was so jacked, his vascularity. I was like yeah Dennis Didn't he want they he there's no like refrigerator in his trailer? Or maybe the refrigerator broke or something he walked next door to target and carried a refrigerator back on his shoulder Like a little mini fridge with he was walking over with a refrigerator and I'm like

Dequate, baby. And of course, we had Daniel Stern, which we loved. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, Danny. He almost feels like he's like a company player now. Yeah. After doing the show, doing the movie, he's in game over, man. I was in the year with him, so it's just like, we've had this connection.

Oh, yeah, Ders was directed by Danny Stern, that's right. It's a big deal to me. Yeahurs was directed by Danny Stern. That's right Somebody deal to me. Yeah It's a huge deal to me rookie of the year is one of the best movies of all time So Kendra wants to know Blake specifically Blake, okay? 90s what 90s icon do you wish you could have had on work all of John quad band-aim yeah, simply yeah, yeah, that would have been awesome 90s, what 90s icon do you wish you could have had on work all of this? John Quadbandam, yeah. That would have been awesome. I would have loved to have him be my dad on the show. I don't know, just spitballing. But you know, I don't know where we were, but we were standing next to him and Blake was hovering,

just waiting to like get a picture or something. Yes. and I was like dude you have to go up to him Like he's not gonna come up to you which is weird. I could have swore he Might have and he looked good He had like the little slipper shoes on that once you get to a certain point of like action star rich You can only wear the little slippers. Yeah, and then like a crazy suit and then it's like oil spill sunglasses inside I remember exactly it was backstage at the guys' choice awards. Yep. Oh, it was fun.

The Golden Antlers. Yes. And I was too afraid to ask him for a picture. So I made Isaac do it and John Claude was like, you can't ask me. You're such a bitch, man. You called him a bitch? No, but with his eyes, he was like, with these eyes. Yeah.

Yeah. I do wish you asked him to do it. No, but with his eyes, he was like, with these eyes. Yeah. I do wish you asked him to do that with you. Sometimes you get people who are like, hey, can we do the thing from the show? And you're like, absolutely, they're very funny. And if he was just like, no, man, that's very personal for me. Frank Dukes is a real person. And I'm like, then I'm just gonna do an it. It's just a picture of him smiling at me like that.

No, it's a picture of his back leaving. You're going crazy. He's out. Those guys choice awards were cool though. They did get a real random selection. My mom kicked it with Dick Van Dyke all night long. Whoa, I remember that. He's such a guy con, dude. Dick Van Dyke is a guy con remember that. He's such a guy con dude.

Dick Van Dyke is a guy con. Yeah, he's a total guy con. Favorite Dick Van Dyke movie girl. Mary Poppins. I mean Mary Poppins. Mary Poppins. Oh. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, right?

I don't think he's going to do it. No, you're not in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Dick Van Dyke plays two characters in Mary Poppins. Very weird. Oh, okay. Yeah. He does. He's Dick Van Dyke.

Yeah, he plays two characters in Mary Poppins. He's very poppins, dude. It's great makeup. Oh, he plays the chimney sweep, and then he plays the owner of the bank. Which is like, what the fuck? Look at you. You're losing your mind over this, dude.

You're looking at me. Yeah. So many. God, just yeah it's fine John Claude but John Claude and Amplett two people and double impact it's not a big deal yeah but that's it the tail I don't know if I've seen a very nice movie well he I mean he was a TV star mostly he was a dig fan dyke show dude yeah well sure like Mary time more I know that but like that

was it can we do the next question We're not shitting on dick fan die. No, I'm not giving him flowers. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Because once we do that no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's dead Is he I actually have a weird bad feeling coming over me right? So Jade spent so, to know, how many times has Kyle cried in the shower? In the shower? That's not where I do it. Okay.

So he goes, when is- Most of the time when I'm taking a shower, I'm in a pretty fucking elated space in my head. So they go, when his parents dragged him in out of the shower, crying during the Thanksgiving fight. This guy listens to the pot. What? Did his mom or dad get his naked ass out of the shower?

I don't even know what this Mandela effect is happening right now. I put one into a story about crying in the shower. Obviously. Obviously. I don't think Jade Spence would lie about this. I don't think so either and I'm sorry I'm not able to do this. What was the question? I'll answer it anyways. Why are you such a bitch? Well Yeah, this goes back to the DNA man. It just goes back to the DNA, right? I get shut up bitch So you don't you're saying that you do not cry in the shower and

I get shot up bitch, so you don't you're saying that you do not cry in the shower and So Jade is lying. Well, I said I know I'm gonna call him a liar. I probably I don't know I don't fucking Put that on you Jade come on man. Give me a ride. I just want to have a happy time tonight We're in Columbus, Columbusy. Big check, big check, big chock haze. Once you know, from y'all's multitude of experience, why do babes always put the funny guy in the friend's home? Wow, buddy, poor guy. What?

These questions are fucking deep, dude. You guys are working on some shit. Big tuck-ass is, uh, he's in a sad space. Dude, I don't get it as well. I hope he's on a date right now, at least in his head, and she's like, we're such good friends. Right. We're such just good friends.

Yeah. And this is his note. And he's like, yeah, when he, but when he wrote it, he thought it was a good idea, but it's gone South since the show. So now it's just like, Yeah, when he, but when he wrote it, he thought it was a good idea, but it's gone south since the show. So now it's just like, fuck, I hope they don't read my question. Yeah. He's just drippled fist in beers.

Just, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I took it to fuck it to the channel. Maybe just go take a shower. I mean, there it is. There it is. Points, points.

Yes. Okay, he wants to point. I'll give some points. There it is. Points. Points. Yes. Okay. You want to point? I'll give some points. Yes. Points. Call back points.

So Sasha, aka snake vomit. Wow. I like that. Dude, I love that aka. Also known as snake vomit. Where's snake vomit? So who? Fun name for a young girl. Yeah, I feel like that's a name you gave yourself.

No one was like, you know what? I'm gonna start calling you snake vomit. Here's a question. You know what I'm a fuck you bitch? You're named snake vomit. Is snake vomit a euphemism for Jizz? Oh. Come, come, come.

Like, you're snake vomit. Oh, Sasha, you're dog. Do not come. Right? I'm gonna come. Oh Sasha you nasty girl. I do kind of wish it got super quiet when I said that. And Sasha, her question is if you had to wear women's underwear for the rest of your life. What style would you wear Blake? I mean I'm a Cisco guy so Thong, dude, Thong song, baby. Dude, and where was his wing at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? I know man. Very weird. Offended. I feel like this is very easy for me. It's boy shorts. That's good.

A little bit of the booty hanging out the bottom. Yeah, I wouldn't have a little, I would be drooping. So I got a big thick ass. So I would go full, full bottom, full coverage. Yeah, I was going to say granny panties. Yeah. I want a lot of material there. Yeah, you need a material girl Great ass Kyle I like how good you had to wear women's underwear like I don't get you that bad. Yeah, maybe I do wear thongs If you had I don't Kyle yeah down. Kyle? Yeah. What's up? Kind of girl. Hey, we're all a podcast right now to live podcast. We're in front of a few thousand people. He said it. He went. He added on what you said. What did you say? I?

I said granny panties like a fucking hundred times. Oh, okay. I was gonna say boy shorts then Thursday and then you said full bottom. bottom And so I was like okay granny panties, then I'm like I don't know any I don't know any other style of women's underwear what am I like I cut phone Well then that's where I'll do yeah, French song edible panties Dude honestly rocking edible panties Right, you always have a little road He's doing it again Is he picking scats? Oh Tastes like paint. And wood.

Yeah, baby. Yes, points. Also, if you're kicking it with you, you get snacks. You're like, yeah, I'm just a little hungry. Do you give me something? Like sure did. Like, hmm, oh, this is good. What is that?

It's salty. Oh, yeah, it's fruit by the foot. It's almost like a A1 bold flavoring to it. It tastes like Dr. Pepper 10. What are the underwear that's like a triangle on the front? And then it's just like the band. Not G-string, you freak. Is it like a bikini?

It's like, it's a full seat ish, but it's just the band on the side bikini bikini cut. No, that's a weird word to say right? bikini bikini The animals are in Speaking of bikini Cheryl Crows bikini on display and you're like I remember My god Cheryl Crow American woman true that I'm not a skinny on display and you're like, I remember, I'll feed. My God, Cheryl Crow. American woman.

True that crow, bro. Is it real? Ryan Lewis would like to know, who would win in a fight against a small angry bear? None of us. None of us. I don't think any of us would win in a fight. Ooh, what?

You think you're beating an bear's ass? Dude, a small one. Well, how small? A small bear is still pretty big. No, dude. I actually saw a small bear online the other day. It wasn't that big. Yeah, it's like a bear that weighs the same as you.

It's the size of a medium sized dog, right? Okay. That's a baby bear. Yeah, small. No, no, no. So that's a cub. That's a baby bear. I think it's bigger than a medium. No, no, no. So that's a cub. That's not a bear. Oh, okay.

I just call me on a technicality, but I can beat some kind of a small bear. But I think a small bear would be bigger than a medium dog. It would be like at least a hundred pounds. Yes. Well, motherfucker, I'm pushing to Hondo. That's true. I know, we got a meat, bro, I'm pushing to Hondo. That's true. I know.

We got a meat, bro. I don't know. Yeah, we're trying to get, so Adam's gaining weight. Kyle says he's losing weight. Yes, I think Kyle's looking great. And we're trying to get an amazing... Thanks Adam. You're a boob to a huge.

Kyle's looking really great, and I look like a melting candle. But we're gonna meet. We're gonna be the same weight. Yeah, I'm gonna cry in the shower tonight. Yeah, I'll be able to do that. Joe, hard again. My mom dragged me out of the shower, okay? My mom did it.

Joe hard again, once you know, fellas, lifelong will pap here. But I gotta add, life is fine. Where is the baby? Whoop-a-pan. Where is the, we all is the whale sound bite from? That was from Larry King interview. Yeah, but it's Adam. Yeah. Yeah. That's Adam doing the whale. Yeah, because Larry King

If you haven't watched that interview of us with Larry King, it's great. He's just like him asking. We were on Larry King. I don't know how we were booked on this, but it's Larry King interviewing us and he's like, explain tight butthole. Tight butthole. Like super earnest. Like a true journalist who like once again got up with the kids. Having us explain tight butthole Yeah, one more time loose but hole That's Larry King saying that yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, we made it credible. Yeah, that was huge But he asked so what's we you and then you go oh I think it was just like something that we said like like a rut row, but we're like what's a different, different way to say rutt row.

And then we said, wee-o-o. Wee-o. Yeah. Let me hear you say wee-o. Wee-o. Let me hear you say wee-o. Wee-o. That's a rematch.

I think we can take it back. It's from that song. We took it from that song and made it ours. Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams? Oh. What were you going to take back? I have to take back. What I say, Croneman?

Yeah, we paid for it. Yeah, you've got to take back the whole thing. We all remember, and we were all pretty offended in the moment. But now, you've given it some time, it doesn't feel that bad, right? It's pretty good, right? That's still bad. Cronups. Yeah. some time it doesn't feel that bad right? It's pretty good right? That's still bad. Cronups. Yeah. Now don't give them that one. While we're on bad jokes going

wrong I'll take back the this is just the be-winning thing that I just couldn't get out. Yeah you couldn't stick the landing on that one. No. I stand by everything I rocked tonight. Yeah you crushed everything Yeah, we crushed. Yeah, finally had a good one. I'm going to just parlay that into a moment of gratitude because it's been excellent being on stage with you guys. I love you guys so much. It's very great. I'm just so happy that we can do this in front of you guys.

Yeah. And you guys kind of dig it. Yeah, yeah. And I'm very grateful. Very grateful. I want to say thank you guys kinda dig it. Yeah, yeah. And, very grateful, very grateful. I want to say thank you for the Columbus vibes. Does anybody want 30 pounds of fucking collage rules? We also have another epic giveaway here.

I have Pickled Beats. If anybody wants to pick a piece. Oh, we got a pick of Beats. Would you like it? Share, share, share, please. Here you go. Please. Just, just, absolutely. Would you like it? Share, share, share, please. Here you go. Please. Just ask this really.

Do you want it? Okay, if you're gonna, do you want it or not? Do you want the fucking pickle beats or not? Then take the pickle beats. My man. She's rocking the shirt says I'm gonna come. Ha, ha, ha. You gave away.

It's hilarious. Pickle beats. You rock. Yeah gave away. That's hilarious. Pickle Beats. You rock. Yeah, I gave the pickle beats. He's got them. You're gonna enjoy those, right? Watch out. Jesus, wind it up.

Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Ah. Oh Man Oh, yeah I love you saw that landed right there. Oh man. I threw my arm out What my arms like tingly from that epic oh my gosh you guys do you believe what I I found back here what you fun gratitude Thank you so much, Colin. I'm a heart of great time.

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