This Is Important - Ep 163: Live From Indianapolis: It's A Foam Party

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

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If we wanna get this, I can definitely throw up right now. Hey wait, did you just air drop me a bottle? Full disclosure, I thought I was the only one on mushrooms. a bottle. Full disclosure, I thought I was the only one on mushrooms. Here we go. Start your engines. Give me one. Give me one. Hey, give me one out of that box. Yeah, just give me a Hey, let's do it baby Buzz off Was that an early take back? For the kids at home we have about 50 people in the audience chugging buzz balls This is gonna get real sloppy towards the end. I'm kidding, Jamie. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- Sweet, in theapolis, energy, two, two.

Two. What is it about that song that we just played that makes you walk forwards, but then you have to walk backwards. Yeah, absolutely. You're absolutely right. It's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And I don't know if you noticed my walk out today,

but I went hands behind the back in this maneuver. Yeah. Oh, we're freaky. That's like the cool wild young uncle from the 80s. Yeah. It's like it's called Van Halen. Just pop this tape in and they start spucking. It's kind of like, I don't know.

It's like a chicken walk over it. Almost AC DC. No, the Jagger would like. Durs brought up a good point that I had thought of before, but when Blake is, I'm sorry. Whoa. Take it off. What's up? Yeah, it's a, I can see a part. Whoa. Come on. One Blake, or sorry.

I'm so sorry. You're so huge. One Kermit, mine. One Kermit is saying, come. And then you guys have to yell, come back five times. Yeah. Is that what? I wish we had one.

You know how like when there's a scary, every October when there's a scary movie, they show like the crowd footage, and people be like, like, the trailer is like, this is how scared they were, and it's like the green weird night. There's like this sad girlfriend who doesn't like the podcast and hates

that her boyfriend listens to it, and she was dragged here, and she's going, come. She's next to her boyfriend, who is like, come what? Yeah, her boyfriend's, come, come, come! She her boyfriend's, come! Come! Come!

She's on me, Blaine! Yeah. Very shaggy, darling. He's like, this is so good. I wonder if Kermit's gonna actually jizz. Oh, dude. Like, Ram's like, I feel like then the Hanson family would come out.

Yeah, they would come out. They would come out for us. They would be coming. I don't fucking care. They've been, I'll take Ganzo's nose and suck what? What? I thought we were all gonna fuck a, what? What?

Nothing. They do would just be like a guar show. You know what, that's what I was thinking of. Guar, yeah. Muppet guar would be insane. If they just, we just, aren't they like part muppets anyways? Yeah, come in.

They're like their big heads. Yeah, they wear like big elaborate costumes, but it's a lot more blood than they show. Do they spray come on the audience? I don't. They has anybody been to a Guar show? Woo! This dude.

They do? He's like, I'm in Guar. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, fuck you up. The fuck you talking about? Yeah. I am Guar, man. I'm in Guar. I mean, Guar down.

There's no way that they hose their audience down with gum. Well it's fake out of it. No it's real. No I know it's fake but I mean it's blood for sure. They don't gizz on the crowd. Why would you want to come out? Because if they did they'd be my favorite pants. Do you want jizz or do you want blood on you? I'm hearing both from way too many people. Some girl was really early and I know exactly who it came from. She's like, Jizz! Yeah.

Well, yeah, Jizz. That wasn't even an option. It was com or blood and you said, Jizz, you a freak girl. Like, yes. It's the same thing. What? What the hell? Jizz is the most like, I don't know though. I don't know. It's at the top. No, for me. You could call it silly sauce. Yeah, here's our manager Isaac everybody

Let's go. Let's go Oh thanks Let's go. Let's go. Oh, thanks. Isaac, Isaac, take your shirt off. No, you said it, say it. Take your shirt off, kid. This crowd wants to see those ping-nipples, dog. They're subpoinit. Yeah.

I kind of think that Splooge is also very funny way to set it up. No, that's funny. I said fun. They're totally different. I like the way that you would get that. But, that's funny. I said fun. They're totally different. I like the way you would get that. But I like, I think it's fun. Wait, what did you say it was? Fun, fun. Yes, it's fun.

Sploge is like fun. It's funnier than it is fun. It's not fun. Sploge. You're saying like, Sploge, not Sploge. It's what I say. It's Sploge. Like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like like you like you like you put it like a European accent. Yeah, where do you think it comes from?

Is it a Europe thing? Oh sure? Over there it's just spunk and sploge my Spunk man, I guess I haven't I'm not as well traveled so I wouldn't know you got to get out there. What was it in Berlin? We gotta get out there. What was it in Berlin? Shies off. I don't, uh, spicy sauce. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Spicy sauce, spicy sauce much. I'm living in a nightmare. Spicy. Wow. So it's good to be here, guys. Indianapolis. Yeah. Yes.

You actually, yeah. Y'all really showed up. I've actually performed here in this exact theater one time before. Yeah. Great show. Did those people catch the show? Is that what's up? At least 11 of them did.

At least 11 of them. Good job, Adam. Shaking her head, no way too hard. Chill. I would never see you before today. There has to be three other guys on stage, and I'm gonna see you. Okay.

All right. You were, but it was fun. We had a day off in between shows and I went to a Pacer's game, that was sick. Okay. And, okay. And then they, they like recognized me and they were like,

yo, do you wanna shoot the, the cannon, the T-shirt cannon out? I'm like, absolutely I do. And then I took the T-shirt cannon, just blasted someone in the face too. And like the third world did not know how powerful this thing was. And then it was like, and the guy was like,

oh, fuck, what, fuck. And then we need that back. And I was like, oh, I thought it was kind of a game. And they're like, we need that back. No, like you just hurt somebody very, very badly. It was a mascot, like in his head being like, give me the fuck, give me a fucking pack. Give me it back right now.

You have lost all Canon privilege. They took a straight to the incinerator and scrubbed all the footage of every security camera. This game did not happen. Whoopsie. What I did notice, you weren't really tossing those buzz balls too hard, and maybe that's why. Yeah, I'm ginger with it, because I know what it feels like

to injure a crowd member. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta be careful with that. Are those lit up buzz balls over there? Oh, they are. Dude, this is sick. That is fucking cool. Are we in Coachella?

What the fuck? Oh my god. Oh. For sure, the people right behind, everybody else likes it, the people right behind you are like, it's something. It's not great Yeah, I mean I liked it when I saw it in the lobby now They're in front of us. Oh, you're gonna keep them on the whole show the whole show cool

Yeah, yeah, no, we got our picture with you in the lobby, but you're keeping them on okay Okay, a little selfie or something now they it, maybe you could take them all now. Blake, I don't know, I know you don't check your DMs that often. Right. I was just taking a shot. Are you in my DMs and you know that because I've ignored you? No, because people are always going like, tell Blake this, he doesn't check his DMs.

Right. Whoa, really? Buzzball, someone that works for marketing for Buzzball, said that their sales are through the roof in the cities that we are going to. Yeah! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Can we talk about that? Well hang on. You're getting money, bro. The figures they're talking about. Is he really? They're selling buzz balls.

They're selling buzz balls. Upwards in the dozens. Yeah, yeah. We've tripled our sales into the dirty dozens. Hey man, everything counts man. Because the only people you see usually with buzz balls are currently sleeping at a bus stop. Yeah, I think it is kind of the official drink of people that sleep in their cars. Whether it's sleeping off, it makes it your DUI or what, I don't know.

It makes drinking like a malt liquor less sad. Yeah, it's fun. Because you know, like when you drink like a night train or something, you're like, oh, this is kind of sad. We're getting very fucked up on a Tuesday. Yeah. And why do we have to drink this in an alleyway? Yeah.

Why? But with buzz balls, it's fun. It's a ball. Right. Yeah. Getting buzz. It can't hurt us. It's a ball.

It has no sharp edges. I really miss when we could like market towards children, like Joe Camel. Yeah. She liked that was so cool. They made it smoking look so fun. When we grew up smoking looked awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause now all of our parents are getting lung cancer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The commercials with like the people who are like ice-moaned turn six months six now. Nice mount, turn. Six months. Six now, my husband fucks the hole in my neck.

Yeah. Wait, I don't remember that exact. What PSA? I think that was a porn hub. No, dad, this is just a porn hub side. Everyone was shaking their heads. This is just page like 6,042 and Ders is still like. Oh no.

If you're on porn hub, you gotta start at the back. It works your way forward. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Do you go up, you click it to be least viewed? Uh huh. Like most recent, you go, you click it to it's like least viewed

and you go way to the way back. And then it's just that woman. It's that woman like, I husband. Look, my whole and my neck. It's just a guy. And Ders is like, well, no perfect. That's a lady on in my neck. It's just a guy. And there's just like, perfect. That's a lady on the bed naked. That's what you get to see.

Just trying to set up the camera. And he's like, hang on, I just don't know if it's on. But hang on. Did you, did the light on, can you see the light? And she's like, hold on, let me go check. Honey, it's called, honey, it's called, hold on, honey, warm me up with some fungers. I can't breathe, I put too much lube in it.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, wow. This is one I want that footage of that girl who's on a date right now, who awkwardly had to say, come. It's just, look at the other person. Hey, look at another beer if you want one, though. I'll go run an errand here. Uh, yeah, well, the mascot's back in the day were fun, dude. Joe Camel was tight. Who was the Bud White Spud McKenzie?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Spud McKenzie. He just died. Spud just died. Yeah, that was my first 32. That was my first stuffed animal. My dad got me a Spud McKenzie, and I was like, fuck you. I can't wait to drink beer There you go. I'm what did Spud do in the commercials? Did he do anything I can't remember? He had girls all over him. Oh, he was a dog with sunglasses on that fucks. He was a heartthrob.

Girls were like, he's fun. He would just be like, that dog. A dog. It's weird if you watch him back. I mean, the 90s were fucking cool, dude. They're like, hey, you better be careful. You better be careful with this drunk dog will fuck your chick.

Yeah. And as a society, we're like, no, no, no, no. He knew the Swedish bikini team. Dude, that actually speaking of the 90s, it has to be. Oh, please, dude, let's speak of the 90s. I don't know if this is a big on it. I don't know if this is like a deep cut But has anybody here seen the movie blink check

Of course, dude you mean that the Disney feature film. Yeah, I'm not a deep cut it all Yeah, the movie that we all wish home look vehicle you pandering mother fucker Honestly, I don't know this might be a deep cut, but have you guys seen Forest Gump? Yeah. I don't know. Have you guys seen Avatar? I don't know. It's might be a deep cut.

Matrix one. I didn't know that every child saw Blank Check. That's crazy. Yes. That was Macintosh. Remember when the driver... The limo driver died and it broke our hearts. Dude, yeah.

That was one of the first celebrities I saw was the limo driver for Blank Check. Yeah. Was at the bar at the grove. No, only a whore. In Los Angeles, which is like an outside mall. There's a bar right at the bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I saw him drinking there.

And I couldn't drink. I was only 19, so I couldn't go drink it. He's like, don't tell anybody all by your beer, like I did the kid in a blank check. Yeah. Where is he now? I used to smuggle and booze all day on set. That's the same guy who turned off the city block

in a movie, right? What do you say? Duh-hurt, he's also in the burbs. The dude was a legend. Yeah, he's from Indiana. Did we... He's in Indiana. Did we? Did we give him flowers?

Is that how we passed away? No, I don't think so. I was just bringing it up because I recently rewatched it and there's a lot of work. How did you even get a copy of it? Are you part of like a fucking Reddit thread? I'm like rare DVDs. Oh, rare.

You said no one could go. Dude, it took a lot. It was like like rare DVDs. Oh, weird dude. Dude, it took a lot. It was like back, back, back page, porn hub. Weirdly. Yeah, I was like, blank check. OK, I'll watch it. It took me. That said bliss.

That's a blank check. Black chicks. Yes, that's different. It took me just typing in blank check. Yeah, I was able to see the whole movie. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, it was, it has a lot of stuff that is pretty weird now. Well, a, like, a million dollars is.

I know, that's a big one. Like, that's not, you could not do it. He buys a castle. He buys a giant house, a house, a house, race cars, a wall of TVs. That's what I was most impressed by. Yeah. Like a wall of TVs.

A whole wall, man. But then there's the, Well, that's the only part that does make sense. Because now you can get a wall of TV. The whole wall, man. But then there's the only part that does make sense, because now you can get a wall of TVs for like $2,000. You can hear it. They're a Vizio, you know, they're like, we're the Walmart brand TV, but you can get a wall. I think you leave Costco

and they give you a flat screen TV. Yeah, right. Did you get some bananas? Yeah, you get a TV. You get a TV now. If you bought a hot dog and soda for $1? Yeah, you get a TV you get you get out if you bought a hot dog and Soda for a dollar 50 you get a free TV. You got a flat screen Get a

Get your little Costco Costco fucking rocks. Yeah, okay, okay I'm just want to try pandering What is this place? To me it sounds pretty deep So try try to pander it's for. You're talking about the relationship between the boy and the woman. Yes, there is a strange love story during Blank Check where the kid really loves like the the, the, the, the cop or something.

Do they, do they kiss? Do they kiss in the movie? At the very, very end of the, they share a smooch. Like a loving kiss in like a relationship type way. Like she's like, hey, hit me up when you turn 18 and then like kisses him. Yeah, I swear to God. Dude, what a fucking go hard. Dude, I remember when I was a kid watching that, I'm like, oh my god, I'm about to splooch.

Kind of weird, kind of confused. I turn my living room into a Gwar concert concert. God, dude, shoot that silly sauce like Gwar. This is like... Yeah, and what are your two daughters, were they in the room with you or were they? I'm talking about when I was a child. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. This was two days ago.

He's like, oh, then you're good. They're like, daddy, what are you doing? What are you doing? I'm beating up to the last scene of blank check. Get the fuck out! I'm working. I'm gonna talk about this on Thursday. It's your fault I didn't lock the door.

I'm developing material. And then so. I'm writing. It's still a really good movie, though. It's a great movie. I mean, that's the crazy part is in the 80s and the 90s like Dogs could just fuck women and commercials. Yeah, and and a dog women could you know kiss what a good very young boys What is the time for women huh?

We got to get back to the 90s right ladies. Yeah these right ladies. Yeah. Hold up. Hold up. And we all take a sip of beverages and we take a sip of a sip. We're just going through our head. Okay, it's our career over. They used to groom us a lot with smurf, sex and alcohol and I love being groomed in this way. The amount of what we talked about before, those miles, those marbrow miles. Oh, marbrow miles, yeah, for sure. I had a backpack and a double bag. I was all decked out in Marbroke here.

Yeah. Then my dad got lung cancer. I know, man. Yeah. He beat it. He beat it. Yeah. Yeah. Then my dad got lung cancer. I know man. He beat it. He beat it. Hey, worth it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We had. Last time I saw my dad do worth doing it. I still got the double back. But Joe Campbell was was the coolest. Yeah. Joe Campbell was also scary at a certain point. Why was he? I thought his nose looked fucking weird. I didn't

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That's a cartoon. What was Joe Camel? Joe Camel was real. You are so dumb. That's a real. Joe Camel feels real in my memory. I'm a dumbass. In my memory, It feels real.

That's weird. Is that your emotional truth? Yeah. Joe Camel was just a Miami vice guy with the camels head and sunglasses. Right. Yeah. It's not real. It's not real, but for whatever reason it felt real to me and I was scared to a certain point.

It's real! But then you were the only one of us who smoked. Yeah, because then I turned a corner and I liked the way that I thought it was cool and then like you were a real garbage person when we first were hanging out. Truth. That's true. Anyway, I respected him. All my good friends were real garbage people.

Yeah. Real people. I'm still going to send it. Remember when you started our house on fire? I remember having, yes, I remember not cleaning up my cigarette butts ever and putting them into a coffee cup and till they would like. A coffee can that was filled with cigarette butts. And he put them out in the dead cigarette butts.

Why are you jerking someone off? That doesn't make sense. That's how I put cigarettes. That's why I'm drinking someone off that doesn't make sense That was also that was like at our front entrance of our house so if you showed up That's what you saw front entrance was just entrance go ahead. Yeah front entrance. Yeah, there's a back entrance There's a front entrance in the front entrance. He's trying a big time To find a door they're called front entrance, he's trying a big time. This guy is a freaking c. I don't know what they're called front doors. Am I right? Now that's pandering.

Pandering your phone rocks though. And I noticed only like 50 people out of the 2000 people here agreed with you. So most people take it to front entrance. And then, we'll guess what, there's an exit. There's an exit, there's an exit, there's an exit, use that bitch. And when I came home, the whole front of our house was a blaze. Yeah, there was a big fire.

And then I come running in going the houses on fire. And I was probably just like editing or... What? Huh? What's up? Really? No. The entrance?

Where? And then do you remember this? Were you living there at this point? I think I was. I think I was. Because the siding was all melted after... We put it out and the siding was all melted. And then we had to tell our landlord

that we don't know what happened. Yeah. We're like, we don't know. I mean, honestly, our neighbor has those like, glass sort of like wind chime things maybe it's shine through there and they're like doubtful magnifying glass melting ants

yeah there's a magnifying glass effect and it just the whole thing just lit up we got lucky because remember that house had like a ton of flies and we had a fly trap right at the front. What do we call it? Entrons? Yeah, this is the back entrance. Yeah, I didn't just say entrons. Don't put, don't put, don't run. You're a peon slang on. We all know it's Entrons, right? Just remember how full that fly trap was with flies. It was fucking roast, dude. I do remember that. That was nasty.

It was probably the worst-smelling thing. But that's because my dog, we thought my dog, I never picked up my dog shit in the backyard. Remember that? Like, you were, it was like doggo to the last dog of my guy. And I apologize for that, you know, grips her up in heaven. There's people listening. I know. And I was young and I didn't put it just off our chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's he's finally meeting what a horrible dog gun or he was.

I was I was too young to have a dog and I pick up a shit. I thought there's a backyard. They it must go into the dirt somehow and and reuse it like compost or something. We're fertilizing this backyard with dog shit. Yeah, I thought that's how it worked. Except for it wasn't, it was a gravel backyard. Right. Yeah.

Right. That was the gross part. It wasn't dirt. It was literal like little pebbles back there. Well, yeah, it was hard to pick up. That's why I never did it. Yeah, you just did it. Do you know anything way easier to pick up? No, not easier to pick up shit on gravel why I never did it. Yeah, you just did it. Do you have anything way easier to pick up?

No, not easier. To pick up shit and gravel? Yeah, well I did it a lot of times when you didn't do it. I blew it down. I pissed out. Maybe once. Oh, okay, I did it one time when you didn't do it. That's literally 100% more times. Yeah.

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Where am I? Why, this is the Pendleton. All residents, please return to your habitations. Light stuff on your feet! You're new here, so I'll say it once. No talking. Starring Natalie Morales of Parks and Recreation and Dead to Me. Am I under arrest? We don't like to use that word. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna get out. And how may I ask for you going to do that? Escape. Listen to 13 days of Halloween on the I Heart radio app,

Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Penelope Spheras. I'm a film director. I wanna tell you a story about a friend of mine. Back in the 70s, Peter Ivers moved to LA to start his music career. He scored Ron Howard's directorial debut. I didn't know one thing about Peter Ivers. I just said, okay, let's meet him. And even hosted LA Night Cable TV show. It showcased LA punk bands in all their glory.

The crowd started getting bigger and bigger, and then there was Beverly Danzolo. There was John Baloozy. But then it all went to hell. It was murdered. Peter Ivers was murdered on March 3rd, 1983. And it raised a question that 40 years later, we still don't know the answer to.

Who killed Peter Ivers? Listen to Peter and the Acid King on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. You know what's cool is I kept my air drop on on my laptop and people have been air dropping me pictures. What do they say to me? I wish we had the way to show these things. No, actually I don't.

I think these are all illegal. Holy shit. But what are they? Astles, holy shit. But what are they? Assholes, you know. Just assholes. They're assholes. We didn't know all mine. And different.

The guy that showed us his asshole in Chicago, like, wow, keeps tweeting me. Yeah. Well, like I'm the guy. I thought we had something, dude. No, he's like, because I think I might have called him like 300 pounds or something. He's like, I'm 250 bitch.

How big are you? Right. Oh shit, you made an enemy that night. I don't know. Not 250. Yeah, not. Well, that's a lot. 250 is fine.

Have you tweeted him back? I haven't. No. Because I mean, he is a lot bigger than me. He tweeted him now. No, that's a problem. It won't be good. It probably wouldn't be that fun to pass. It won't be good.

It probably wouldn't be that fun to watch. It would just be Adam on his phone for a little bit. Oh, here we go. Oh, wait, those are just old photos. Dang, I don't know how to even pull these up. Byriss, what are you doing? Now people are air dropping me and it's getting out of control. And what's cool about this is it's literally just sure,

it's just, it's not gonna be anything that you really want to see. It's just gonna be dude's dick pics. It's a lot of Kevin James like this. Oh, that is such a good stance, bro. Kevin James killed that pose. He killed it. Like, I don't know if it's the same person sending it over over or we just all have the same hive mind

But it's Kevin James like this, but he has the limp biscuit hat on Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't have to send that to me Well, dude, I'm glad that that era of music is really having a resurgence Tell me blue to the best, the early 2000s? Okay. Dude. Yeah, go off. Peak music, when some 41 was tearing up the chart.

Okay. One puddle of mud was splishin' and splashin'. Music got so good they had to stop playing entire videos on MTV because it was so good There was almost two good play 30 seconds of it move on. That's right. They didn't play the full video Yeah, because why would you want that? I'm excited for like well, it's good music like young people now When they're like because remember when like our parents would be like You don't fuck with boss kegs I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh my God. And he's like, tell me, you're not rocking with Boston. I'm like, boss kegs. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know those bands, dad. Those are kids now, or like, we're like, you don't fuck with lit.

You fuck out of here. I did hear, I was reminded of another album that actually We're like, you don't fuck with lip. I did hear, I was reminded of another album that actually went, because I went to a wedding last weekend and they were playing Paris Hilton, Starrz are blind. Okay. Do remember this track. Come and stand the stars are crazy. Here we go.

Come and stand the stars are blind. Come and stand the real love baby, I'll show you mine. Yeah, really good. All right, really good. All right, Kyle, I get it, dude. That one was in the way back, Brian. You wanna hear it? Kyle, whose ringtone was that, Kyle?

That was my ringtone. Excuse me? It was my ring. It's not a bad song. Excuse me? What? Was it yours? Your ringtone.

Like, you're leaning in like it's yours. Wait, what? That was my ringtone. Hold on a minute, because we were just at, what? Wait, what? That was my ringtone. Hold on a minute, because we were just at this wedding and Blake told me that it was my ringtone. Wait, don't put this on me, I was fucked up. I thought I had one of the fucking black paintings. The difference between us is that you thought it was yours and I know it was mine. But, you know, I remember it was my sketch.

I had a spell, you smoke infinitely more weed than the zero amount of weed that der smokes. So. But I had the pink and black razor that played Paris Hilton and I fucking loved every second of it. Shut up bitch! It was my ringtone. My question is, did we know each other at this time? You knew it. In a set, yes.

We called my phone in a sketch and I let it blow up. Because it was. That's my phone. Because it. And then you play the song, like, the song. OK, yeah blow up because it's my phone. Because it... In the... Play the song, Blake. Okay, yeah. Yeah, play it. People have some reference. That's my phone.

That's my motorola. Because even though we... She's had enough. Don't. She's like, don't leave me. I need you now, Mona. She was like, they're gonna play. She's going to the bathroom to sell you a picture.

She's going to the bathroom to sell you a picture. Her blind. Here we go. Okay. We'll song it. Yeah, I'll lighten it up. It's a little laggy because of the air drops, but I Didn't realize like oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love you Okay

Would you guys pay to me here tonight? I'm looking out across the first few rows and no one likes this Yeah, this guy you like it. You like it? Yeah, he's four buzz balls deep Well, here's what I like that you guys are fighting over whose dumbass ringtone that was But it wasn't it was dumb. Yeah, it wasn't and I I really Think it was mine, but I it wasn't. And I really think it was mine, but I also believe that you maybe had it, I guess. I think I know that I think it was mine too, though. But what I wanted to say was,

not even about that song necessarily, the real characters, the fucking hair. The rest of that album is fucking great. Like you put the album on and you're like, wow, she had great producers on this. It's like, no, Kiel, she's like really good producers. I know, she's also a DJ. I fell into a Paris Hilton, and she's two days ago.

She's wildly talented, but she's fucking twisted. All right. What? She's having a moment, right? I think what? I think what? The original influencer, right? Is she really?

Or a whole mini series about her? Yeah. What is it? She had a great moment! Thank you. Oh, Parasilton's father! It's Catherine Hayats. Wait, isn't her dad own all of the Hilton?

Hilton. Yeah, that'd be really cool if he was here. Yeah. Yeah, that would be cool. That would be cool. The richest guy ever. That would be cool. What, uh, what, uh, what was the, uh, what is the series about her? No, no, she has like a biopic. No, we're talking about like the deep cut like blank check, like, so nobody's ever seen. She has like a thing about her life. How like she grew up rich and then was like, check, like, some nobody's ever seen. She has like a thing about her life.

How like she grew up rich and then was like, in the spotlight, how to sex day. So a rich, a rich is to a rich is story. Yeah. The most relatable tale. Yeah. You know how hard it is when you go wildy rich. And then, and then your hot sex tape comes out

and you become crazy famous because of it and then you come out with the biggest banger of the early 2000s. Yes, start to start to blind and guys are talking about it 20 years later. Good song. Good song. And then you become a DJ that makes like 50 million million a year just playing a visa. Dude. You gotta watch that show. I'm watching that show.

I'll just do it. Don't know how it's gonna end. Peaks and peaks and peaks and peaks. That's hot. That's hot. Oh, dang. How do I not have that's hot on the fucking soundboard? That's hot.

I'm a failure. Well, because it's on the Howard Stern soundboard. Oh, okay. Yeah. You gotta be careful. Hot, Stern soundboard. Oh, okay. Yeah. You got to be careful. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Yeah, we know that. That's us. That was, we did go to a wedding, by the way.

That wasn't a lie. He wasn't just making that up. I was kind of hyped because as soon as the ceremony got over, the bride was kind of like came in touch tables or what do you do? What? Came in busy. Did you do your guess? Tell us more about this wedding.

The bride cons lookos. Mm-hmm. So yeah. Yeah. Full disclosure, I thought I was the only one on mushrooms, but I guess Blake was hitting the mushrooms as well. Well that was the thing. So she's coming by, she's touching tables and I'm like I say hey how you did great up there like how you feeling. You did great up there. And she did You did great. It's not a performance To thumbs up Yes, all right. I think you'll stay together. I was like you kissed really well. That was awesome, right that stage kiss

So good. I'm gonna look at that kiss forever But I was like you did great. I did say that. I didn't know that wasn't the right thing to say. Congratulations. And I'm like, how are you feeling? And she's like, I feel great now because as soon as we were done, I took some mushrooms. And I'm like, oh, shit, that's how we get down now. It's just like. Why took math after my wedding?

You got to get through it. You gotta add the energy to talk to all of your relatives. Yeah, I'm just started belt sanding tables. I just started doing pushups and never stopped. Yeah. That was great. That was fun. Is that just like the California wedding lifestyle

or is Indiana down with mushrooms? Is it really? Oh, okay, that's good. Okay. All right. I'm a better West boy myself. And I don't remember a lot of brides being high on mushrooms. The cops are following the wedding.

But now you can do such a little bit, you know what I mean? It's not family. So here's my question. Like, micro micro dosing. Wasn't that just called a little bite before? Yes, yeah. And you couldn't do that before? No, it was impossible.

Now it sounds elevated, but even though every time I meet somebody who's like, you just want to like micro dose a little bit, they're like, this is like my seventh time micro dosing. Yeah. Oh, I know. Whenever I know it's like, I just do a little bit of acid every morning and then A little bit mid-morning right and then at launch I do some and I should donate launch because it messes with the acid

You're like little dude. You're just doing acid. You just took the micro and turned it into a macro Yeah, you upgraded you upgrade. Yeah, hey know what I'm gonna give you the yes point Merci and I kind of think you're a little asleep at the wheel there because we've been going for a good like 35 minutes right now You guys haven't impressed me tonight Micro macro the sun gets boy. Yeah, well you know what? Is he got a little angry that we called him out on him, calling Blankcheck a little indie film. Yeah.

He's been re-re-tied about a rarity. It's an oddity, like check. OK, how many people have seen Cop in a half? That's more of a rarity and an oddity. OK, see, I would think that that would be a blockbuster. But whatever. No, no, no would think that that would be a blockbuster, but whatever. No, no, no. How many of us have seen Aladdin?

Woo! Woo! I definitely expected that. Oh, how many people have seen it? Rookie of the Year. Oh, that's the pickest one. You know, Durs is one of the leads of Rookie of the Year. They know.

They know. Is that footage out there? Have you put that footage out there? No, I haven't posted that. Oh, man. It's out there somewhere. It's excellent. It's excellent footage.

When Adam says I meant one of the leads, I walk past in the background in the lunch room. Are you carrying a lunch tray? Are you carrying one? I remember I passed Aaron Calhoun who drops a fork and then picks it up? It's so sick, dude. You did such a great job. Did you plan on that?

Were you giving yourself your own business? Were you like... What, carrying the thing? Were you like, you dropped something so I could pick it up? No, Aaron drops it, he picks it up. But like, it was weird. Did you do all I do remember is that someone went around just brushing everybody's hair down because we were all like 11

Kids just like it was fucking weird, but that's what I was about to say is the back of your head It's fucking crazy in that movie you got the like the wildest duck. Oh, this feels good You got the wildest duck tail in the back. Okay. Is that a deal? That's because you look like a shaker. Your parents didn't take care of you. But that's because they were brushing it down.

That's what you're saying. That makes sense because truly, when I see you walking the background of the movie, it's very, very quick. But I'm like, the back of this dude's head, his hair is fucked up. And that's coming from a real fucked up back of the head. Yeah, the back of your head is the hardest.

Look at the back of my head. When I see the back of my head, I am like, I don't like this. You see that no-ass, dude? Let me see the kitchen. Lift it up. If you put your hand in the air, where's that at, homie?

Put your hand in there. You'll have fucking hot of this. I don't want to. You could cook a turkey in that, bitch. I don't want to do that, either. It is so hot back there. By the way, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to do that either. It is so hot back there It's I will say like I don't know how you do that dude. I will say that just hair That it's hot put your hand there. No put your hand there. I'm not going to

The fact that they want to hold your ass somebody I'll get one of them that tested back on my head Yeah, if you guys don't want to touch your friends here, but he knows. That's just another fucking Thursday night for this guy. Dead ringer, by the way. Yeah. Oh, man. You can't pick a guy that looks exactly like you to judge you in your hair.

Yeah, that was weird. You're like the least guy. Yeah. Yeah, I heard. Wait, honestly, can I feel the back of your neck? Wow, OK. Honestly, bud. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, We've had the best ass on the podcast conversation many times. And I'm looking through it. You just stood up and there was no ass there. Right, the pants supposed to be.

Well, I'm sagging, I forgot my pants. Well, I will say that whole ass hole then. I will say that when we do this conversation. I'm not confident with what my underwear looks like. I don't know. We had barbecue backstage. I might have sharded right before I got on. When we do this on the pod, have this this conversation it is like a memory of an ass.

You know because we're not looking at each other's ass right there. That is not true because I peek eras. Yeah, I think that's what happens on the podcast. It's not like because we're not seeing each other's ass, it's through a screen. It's like it's a memory of the best version of the ass. Oh my god, take a shit. Dude, I'll show you my ass. Huh? Oh, you're done, okay. It's like it's a memory of the best version of the ass shit. I'll show you my ass Huh, oh you're done. Okay. What's up? I asked yeah, I don't want to see it

I don't want to see the whole There's not a lot right here what I have him in cycling so it's not peak ass Yeah, I mean there's a lot of surface area, that's for sure. It's good. It's good. It's better than I remember, brother. Yeah, man. I think we get more bearish, please.

I said, Joe, you're right. Oh, we got it. This is early 90s chance. That doesn't fly anymore. This is my high school lunch room. Every time I walked in, all everyone would chant. Show your ass.

Great ass. So this was people every time I walked in the lunch room and it's Taco Tuesday. I have a mountain of tacos. The principal would start the chant. Show your ass. No, show your ass. They were saying show your pass. No, show your ass. They were saying show your pass.

They were like, where's your pass? You're late, divine again. Isaac, is it possible to get another freaking beer? I know, I just want to party. Trogs make me cool. That's hot. All right, Adam, you got a good butt, too. Any Hoosiers in the building?

Whoa. Oh, fuck yo. All right Adam you got a good butt. Any Hoosiers in the building? Whoa! Oh fuck y'all. Anybody ever go to Little 500? Whoa! So what's up? Isaac show your ass dude. Show your ass. Show your ass.

Show your ass. Green ass. I'm still gonna send it. Can you believe that guy is 78 years old? Shut the fuck up! That's crazy. So, little crowd-hundred. What is that?

Well, the way art... So I went when I was 15 years old. Okay. And the way I was, you ever go to full of 500, and then they were like, what were two you sang? Because I'm here in the full of 500. I'm getting there. Our driver to the venue,

described it as an excuse to drink. I was like, I think it's way more than that. Okey dokey. That's what most things are. That's what I was saying. I'm like, that's like birth for me, dude. Oh shit. Little 500 what I was saying. I'm like, that's like birth for me, dude. Oh, shit. Little 500 is a bike race at the University of Indiana.

And I guess they also do it at Purdue and some other places. What is in there a movie about it? So breaking away with our buddy Daniel Stern, and I'm saying Dennis Quaid. Anybody see Game Over, man? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Thank you. Nice. And we also had on Workahawks, we had Daniel Stern, Dennis Quaid, and Paul Walter Hauser. No, the guy who played the Italian dude's dad. In Breaking the Light. Dooly, right? Oh yeah. We got to get the rest of the cast on.

Paul Dooly was more done doing that show. So it might be impossible. No, no, no, on the pod, on the pot. No. So little 500, it's 500 laps on a bicycle. OK. That four people share. It's one gear.

If you pedal backwards, it breaks, like old school. Oh, yeah, OK. And the winner, I mean, now I'm sure they win a fucking shit ton of money and stuff. But when I was there in the 90s, they all won like Corvettes or Mustangs or something. Well, that's still way sick, dude. Yeah, awesome. Wow.

I thought you're going to see like an 18 pack of bushlight or something. No. So what is it you go around 500 times? You just get fucking hammered all week and then you watch like the cutters and the frat and the whatever groups do the relay and it's fucking intense Has anybody raised in it I said I said you live no, I didn't In the end of university roll back roll back

Roll back to tell you love it. I you Okay, right those are different, but it was a good time and I was 15 and I was in a fraternity basement for the first time Isn't I mean how magical was it the first time? You were Underage and you were at a college party and acting like you were a collegiate. Yeah, collegiate. A collegiate man. I never went to real college. They had like 40 cases of natural lights.

Hell yeah, I did. It was as if I walked into the concert area. It was like, I couldn't believe my eyes. Yeah, dude, I remember one time I went to, it was a Halloween party. And my buddy who was a year older than me Was friends with people in college, right? So I'm a junior in in high school And we went to a Halloween party and he's like just act like you're in college. Meanwhile, I look like I'm 12 Yeah, and so it's me being like I'm a college guy

Studying math Yeah, you know math is your major. A big math guy. The cops are like, I believe in. Uh-huh. And so we got there so early. Like the party had said it started at like eight or nine or whatever time.

So we got there right at that time. No one is there. And there's just kegs everywhere. So they're like, I guess just drink. And so I'm nervous so I just like pound like 35 drinks I was like I was so drunk and is that your emotional truth? That is my real truth so it's like four drinks go ahead and then I saw I'm fucking blackout by the time it's an actual party and I'm dancing with this girl and she's like a a soft more in college so this is a big deal to this big. She's a real woman. Yeah and your

boobs are huge. They were pretty normal size. But she was dressed as a sexy maid. Which classic. By the way, oh don't know any of this. That has that fantasy, like a sexy maid. The giz girl just said, oh, shit. I want you to clean up the B60. I know, yeah. And so she was so sexy, and I'm like, dancing with her, and she was like, I don't wait, like a French maid or like,

because maid's French. Like a French maid, okay, okay. And she's been grinding. What are the other versions? Like, just like, I think like regular, like, American maid. She works out of the Lakinta Inn. Yeah, like, it, just like, I think like regular American maids. She works out of the like, into N.

Yeah, like, it's pretty like. She's just back in the name, but she's kinda sexy. Yeah. No, this was a French maid. Yeah. I'd like your father does for a kid. It kind of looks like female coveralls.

Yeah. And so she was like grinding up on me and it was like pretty sexual. Right. Yeah. And then I go, wait a second, grinding up on me and it was like pretty sexual right yeah and uh and then I go wait a second to go what and I go

and I took one step and go and vomited so much yeah do so much and my buddy grabs me Austin my buddy grabs me and he goes, what did you do? You had her, bro. Yeah.

And then he goes, sleep it off. Right. Had to sleep it off immediately. I went outside in the front. There was a couch of the front outside of this party. Yeah. And I had a front entrance. By the front entrance.

By the front entrance. And the cops come. And there's like everybody out. Everybody out. And I have a front entrance. By the front entrance. And the cops come and there's like everybody out and then they show on the flashlight and they go, Jesus Christ. They invited middle schoolers here. And they say, I thought you said he was in college. Well, he was saying he was in college. He's a math guy.

He said he's a math guy. He said he's a math scientist. I thought he was telling the truth. You're going to go then. He said he's a math scientist. I thought he was telling the truth. You're going to go then, he said math. He said math, I don't know what that is. So come on in. Maybe he isn't going. So after you puked, you gave up.

You didn't try to like shrug it off and be like, no, we're still good. We were going to pump a little more. There was no me. I wasn't there. Making was no there was no me I Wasn't I was making decisions. Yeah, I was no longer there. Yeah, you were a shell She's like you have a full noodle coming out of your nose Just take care of that and I see this spaghetti factory right before Yeah, and a full-on link we need just shot out of my nostril

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Escape. Listen to 13 days of Halloween on the I Heart Radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Penelope Sferas. I'm a film director. I want to tell you a story about a friend of mine. Back in the 70s, Peter Ivers moved to LA to start his music career. He scored Ron Howard's directorial debut. I didn't know one thing about Peter Ivers. I just said, okay, let's meet him.

And even hosted LA Night Cable TV show. It showcased LA punk bands in all their glory. The crowd started getting bigger and bigger, and then there was Beverly Danzeline. There was John Balucci. But then it all went to hell. It was murdered. Peter Ivers was murdered on March 3rd, 1983. And it raised a question that 40 years later,

we still don't know the answer to. Who killed Peter Ivers? Listen to Peter and the Asad King on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you guys remember the first time you guys went to a college party and you were underage and you had to try to sneak in? I don't. Mine was closer to like, mine was like 19 or 20.

I didn't really. Kyle, that's not sneaking in. Then you're just at the party. I know. I don't think I have like a really early, before that it was just me and my bros drinking mickies in the front yard. That's kind of like what every experience was. Yeah.

So really your whole experience was just like that scene from Super Bad where they're just drinking in a basement, three dudes. What's this? No, no, dudes. This was like eight guys. This wasn't cool. Take it easy, dude. Yeah, sure. It was cool. It was tight.

Wasn't our first like college party with our buddy Thomas and we went there and they had a straight up foam party. What happened to foam party? I said, I need you. Bro, that foam party was gnarly. It was up. You couldn't see. I have a phone party, so... Bro, that phone party was gnarly. It was up, you couldn't see. I think what happened is it's like a health thing, right?

I think that's why they stopped doing it. Yeah, because I... It's awesome, Biree. Because all the, whatever, everything would get transferred, all the germs. I remember the first... Yeah, the first science parties that I went to, I slept on the roof of the dorm that night.

I remember this. I slept on the roof at Ly dorm that night. I remember this I slept on the roof I owe a Marymount or was it called Marymount? Liyola Mary, yeah, is that what it's called? Yeah, by the way guys, I was with you at this party We were Like I said, we're like 20. Yeah, what do you know? I wasn't there I just want to remind you when you went because I was so jealous because I've always wanted to go to a phone party. I was there.

You weren't. You were. I was there. Yeah. Was it sick, dude? Tell me about it. It must have been he woke up on a fucking roof. I mean, it wasn't that tight.

It wasn't that cold. Were you on the roof with me? Did you sleep on the roof with me? Did you know that might have been why you quit drinking. Kyle was always just waking up places that probably a suicide was about that. Yeah. Take it right to the edge.

That's a good reason to quit. He like would wake up on roofs. Outside of an unstorey. He woke up outside of a gun store one time. Yeah, yeah. These are these are tells that you should probably put down the sauce. Why are these train tracks, my pillow? Yeah, oh, I'm, oh, oh, God, that'd be the worst.

A beach. I would always. In the zoo. Like in the gorilla exhibit. Why wait, it's in this alligator's snow. I just thought I'd fight a lion today. I don't know. Why am I in the Indianapolis Children's Museum?

Oh, by the way, that shit with dinosaur is going in and coming out of it. That's sick. Are those what is up with all the fucking bomb ass museums around here? I'm jealous as fuck, dude. We passed like three museums that I'm trying to go to, dog. You guys got some annual memberships out there, what up? Yeah!

It's pretty sick. A lot of emails from them, and shit. That children's museum, what the dinosaur has is like neck through the window, what the hell? Coming in and out. Yeah, there's half of a like small dinosaur going through as well. Like the baby's like going stuck in the window or something. What else?

A dinosaur with all shapes and sizes. So many dinosaur. It was crazy. Yeah. That's just cool. Let's go there tonight as a group. That'd be cool. That'd be cool.

I mean, how fun it would be. It's just 2,000 just drunk people show up at the Children's Museum. We went in. Yeah. Pouses is a phone party. Daniel, then, we got to get on the roof. So did you ever go to a party when you were a kid of some older kids? Um, not that I wanted to talk about in front of people.

Wait, that's part of the... Just tell us real quick. Ah, so... No, I didn't really... Everybody turn it down. This is a blish. I'm starting to turn it down. This isn't for you guys. This is Blake sharing with us for us.

We're going to try and get a spotlight on him. Is that possible? Do we have a spot? I'd rather not. OK. Can we get the course light spotlight? We get the course light spotlight. Pretend there's a spotlight on him and everybody just

shits. We literally don't have a spotlight here, so that's not happening. No Blake, this is all about you. It's just you and us. Thanks brother, I appreciate you. Wait, did you just air drop me a bottle? No, I never went to college parties as a kid. I was drinking in the driveway with the eight dudes in. Yeah.

Yeah, very enough. Nice to. Yeah, I was a loser. Ah! Oh, what? You were cute. Was? That doesn't mean anything, Kyle. I know, that's why I said it.

And now the air drops are coming in again. Is that a blue tooth situation that you can just... No, air drops. Hopefully I can look at them later because I'm... I think you have to accept them. I mean, you're in accepting them. You are? You're just literally saying open-in-photos. saying open in photos open in photos. This is probably the most

dangerous thing you've ever done. So later I'm gonna forget this happened the month. Yeah and then you're gonna be like why are you tell you what your girl's gonna look like can I use your computer and there's just a male asshole. This one's pretty good. This one's pretty good. Remember how there was that one meme where it was the guy like sitting on the bed and he has a huge dong and he's like, yeah. No, I forgot that one.

This is a little merger of that guy with the Kevin James guy. Wow, that's cool. You know what, I do like that. That's good. If someone did that while they were at the show, like you just did it, fucking, you better send that out on Twitter right now. Hey Blake, your cursor is moving on its own.

Oh my God. It's deleting all your files. You're getting fished. Oh yeah. He says this is my computer now, bit. What's cool is they're air dropping me, but I'm air dropping them everything I have. Yeah, that is cool.

Yeah, watch out, bro. It's okay. Should we do some topical topics? Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. There we go. There's a lot happening in the world right now, and we just hung on happening in the world. We want to tackle the most important stuff.

We feel like we should be speaking on it. So Jada Pickett Smith says she and if you want to know what side we're on for this Jada Pickett Smith situation, here we are. Jada Pickett Smith says she and Will Smith separated in 2016, guys. Oh, no. Oh, no. She doesn't believe it. So in an interview with anchor Hota,

Kotbi, come on, you've been on her show. No, I know Hota. I've never said her last name. Her name is KZB. Yeah, I believe she's Egyptian. New kids on the block. I believe. Kotab. How do you Kotop. Kotop.

How do you say it? Kotby. Okay. All right. Are you our daughter? Shut up. Did she say Kotby? Kotby. And by the way, that's probably how you say it, but it's not how it reads. You're going to say Kotby.

It's not what I reads. You're gonna say, God, it's not what I said, God, God, so it's set to be broadcast in full in a prime time special on Friday. Peket Smith said, she and Smith had decided in 2016 to leave to live separate lives. The detail is among the intimacies

revealed in the memoir, which will be released on, so she's trying to sell a fucking fucking book. It's so fucking weird. They're just selling shit. They're just selling shit. Yeah.

Peddling her wears. Did that couple make enough money? I mean, he was in bad boys. Why? Two, three, four. Bad boys again. He was in all the bad boys. Every one of them.

Every bad boy. The bad boys. I feel like they made enough money. They don't need to sell a book. He's also in all of the M.I.Bs. That's true. He turns out, is he in the new one? He's been a lot of movies. Is he in the new Minim Black? International. He's not in the new one. Yeah. It's hard to be, it's hard to do our podcast because we're always wrong and stupid, but our audience is really correct in us. You're on the ball, guys. Yeah, yeah, I don't like it. I know it's kind of nice when we don't know when one of us just takes charge. I like this church.

Come back home. We were both kind of just stuck in our fantasy of what we thought the other person should be. Yeah, Shrek. Shrek. Shrek. That's every relationship. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it.

I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it.

I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I that manoeuvre. I'm gonna be like, if that always works. It worked for a minute.

She was like, cool. And then everyone's like, what the fuck was that? She's like, crazy. He's crazy. He's crazy. That's true. They didn't cut to her when it was happening, but she was like, Oh, yeah, I do.

Yeah. I'm gonna come. That's exactly what I wanted. We're back together again, mate. Apparently, in the same interview, she said that Tupac is her one true soulmate that's such an easy thing to say. Despite 19 years, many years. If Tupac was still alive, he might be like,

I fucking hate her. Yeah. She's always trying to teach me French, or some annoying thing that she's like, you should learn a new language. She's like, I to teach me French or like something like a annoying thing that she's like you should learn a new language She's like I don't I don't want to yeah Alrighty that right like there's no I don't know what she did say her reason for never getting romantically involved with Pock is simple At least to her she claims they didn't have chemistry, so he didn't want to fuck her. Wow, dude.

That's it that he says just in. She says that they had no chemistry. Yeah, she's like, what's the fuck? Here's my soulmate, but we had no chemistry. And I make zero cents. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, don't, don't, don't, pass. On the pass on the book, I'm not going to buy that.

It's science. That being said, we're all going to read it when it comes out October 17th on Penguin or whatever. Yeah, I'm going to listen to it at one and a quarter speed. Here's a hot one. Stephen King says, wife threatened to leave him over Mombo number five. What? Good reading. My wife, my wife. Why would she just leave him over Mombu No. 5. What?

Good reading. Bum-wap-bum-bum-bum. Why would he just leave him over? So Stephen King fucking love that song, too. That's a great song. I could lost his mind over it. You know, I lose my mind over songs. I do know how you do it.

And I won't. I don't know how you guys are, but when a song is really good, and then it puts you in a mood, and you're like, you know what, I like being in this mood. Mm-hmm. So this too, and so you just keep playing it all day, and you're like, don't do that to the couch. A little bit of Monica.

In my life. So this too, got it on repeat. That's giving me. So Stephen King was like, I love the sweet, sweet vibes that would be there. Is it that bad? I have to revisit it. Dude, it's a fucking bad guy.

It's not a banger. It's a beggar. It, it's a fucking banger. It's not a banger. It's a baga. It's way better than stars are born. No, it's not. This is Lou Begah. It's a baga. Do you know anybody who ever had this as a ringtone?

That's good. It's good. All my points. So, Stephen King is just like... This starts with counting, right? One, two, three, four, five. And then the alien murders the child. How much of this do you want to hear?

No, I'm busy writing. Oh, I was killing. No, I would definitely kill my husband. This song came out the first week that I went to college at University of Wisconsin. Better school. And, um, Big Ten, go Big Ten, go Big Ten. Badger still I die. This song, you can move, but like,

you'll go there for Halloween bitch. Um, see laughter, because they know. Hey. This song came out and I was like, I think I've moved to the fucking country because they play music like this on the radio. And I was like, I fucked up. I'm in the middle of nowhere.

I know, but came to the biggest song everywhere. And I was like, okay, cool. That's way as a Halloween. Worldwide, I know. Mamba number five. And then he said, my wife threatened to divorce me. I played that a lot. I had the dance mix.

I love those extended play things. And I played both sides of it. And one of them was just a total instrumental. He played the instrumental. He said he played both sides. This sounds like a decision. Like I'm trying to get my wife to divorce me. It sounds like he had a single.

He had a tape. And also what's so funny about it, it's just about him fucking like a ton of women. Isn't that's mombo number five is like I haven't the 90s I haven't read the lyrics, but yes 100% Christina And then and then I played that thing into my wife just said one more time and I'm gonna fucking leave you right It's a big uh, but like, and then who let the dogs out?

Is a better song, right? Goodbye. Diabetes. I don't know if you know it's likely at the time. He most likely at the time on November 22nd, 63, his 2011 novel about a time travel who attempts to prevent the assassination of John F. Kennedy. So that's what he was working on. And he's like, I just got to escape. Was this the instrumental? Yeah, that really gets me in the

front. As soon as you hear those initial brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim neighborhood. There he goes. There he is here. And then he goes, when I write, there are a lot of things that I listen to. And a lot of techno stuff or disco stuff, but techno in particular. King is a freak. I hate this guy. I mean, to be fair, didn't he used to just write on like cocaine and beer? So he was like, he had up and then he was cool. There's a King admitted listing a LCB sound system and Fat Boy Slim among his favorite writing soundtrack. There's one like he has no memory of writing kujo or whatever because he was just on cocaine the whole time. Right. He was this.

Which is tight. What do you play in this outfit? Yeah, you got a fun sound bite. This is Stephen King riding koo chow. OK, the floor is yours, go. Shut up, honey. Shut up. I'm riding.

It's about a dog. Don't come in here. You're such a bitch. She's like, wait, a bitch. A bitch is a female dog! What about an evil bitch? Ah! I got it!

I got it! What a dark! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Wow! Wow! Okay, you can come in now. He's done with the book. That was real time. And Kujo was written. Wait, you crushed that. You should get all the points for that. And give yourself a point. I feel like you should get all the points for tonight. I want to give you my points. Yes, points. Yes, points. Yes, points.

Hell yeah. I'm also bringing some more beers, too. What the frickin WTF dude? Yes, points. Not only at Duckey Grimmel. So those are our topics. We're also doing some hot hot Q&A's. U.S. is the sweet, sweet cues. We're getting these tight, tight A's. Look everybody U.S. is the sweet sweet cues we're getting these tight tight a's Okay, so Jenny B tight 20-bund hole She has out of all the episodes or scenes of Workaholics which one was the hardest to get through because laughing so much Sorry for poor sentence structure, eight a week

coming. Okay, Jenny, you're a stupid dumbass. I remember you don't have to apologize for sentence structure around us, dude. You should have seen our like pitches for workaholics. So like, oh, what? You must have studied math. Yeah. I remember one that wasn't particularly funny but was hard to get through and it was

funny after the fact it still cracks me up. But you remember when I heard your introduction? Well I was just thinking of one that was hard to get through and I just remembered that remember when I ate this gunk burrito? Oh yes, that's it. That shit was, they made like, it was like some kind of like mayo and like Jelly combo and it was really really gross Right, yeah everything about with beans and cheese. It was not yeah, it was not good

And I remember almost vomiting each time but it was good for the scene and I remember the same day They had maggots to put in the burrito. And pizza pizza. And you guys were like, maggots. Oh, maggots. You guys were like, let's put some maggots in the burrito. That'll be really funny for you to eat the maggots.

And I was like, no. And you're like, why? Just do it. It's going to be super funny. And I was like, I'm good. Oh, yeah. We were trying to get you to actually eat the maggots. Yeah.

And we're like, this did it. This did it. And to be honest, looking back, glad I didn't eat maggots. Yeah, that was a good call. Because you guys would be like, oh, it'd be funny, be funny. And then the next day, be like, this dude eats maggots. There it is.

Yes. I would just never live that down. Didn's time to bro, just didn't throw. Didn't throw, live that down. Didn't the animal bro pop one right there? Like he ate one. I'm sure he did. That's why he's the animal bro. And I'm on a nationwide tour with my best friends

making people laugh. Boom, boom. Whoop-pan. That being said, the animal bros are all pretty tight. They're tight. Yeah, they're in the weirdest way. Tight. Yeah. The animal wranglers on TV or movies are always the weirdest people you've ever met in

your life. Right. And you're like, so the squirrel, we just went to the squirrel to run around and they have to be on a leash. Right. You're like, well, they're like, it's a squirrel though and you're like, well, I'll walk off. Right.

Yeah. Because they're not on a leash. Because they don't run away. And you're like, well, they'll walk off. Because they're not on a leash. Because then they'll run away and you're like, well, they're in an enclosed area. And they're like, they can fly and they can't. Yeah. You'll be like, oh, cool sweater. And they're like, actually, these are my friends. And it's ferrets all over their body.

Hey, here you go. I feel like I don't have one that we were laughing too much. I feel like Maya was always Blake was laughing too much. Okay, I remember the scene when I was, when we climbed up in the tree and we were like looking, we were thinking like Alex, Alice was cheating. Yeah. And then I ended up falling and I'm thinking. Durses getting in a hand job.

Oh yeah, Durses getting a hand job. Yeah, that's right. And we're up in the tree, and I'm talking about like, like berries are little wine balls with something. That's right, that's right. And I remember like you were like, hee hee hee hee hee hee. I'm like, dude, you're ruining.

We're just trying to get through this. And we're like literally up in a tree. So, well, I mean, it's a funny scene. This. Yeah. Check it out. That was a fun scene. I mean, I feel like.

And now it's like a TikTok thing. Yeah, this. I'll be crying being like, I've never seen what we've done. Yeah, I've never seen what we've done. Yeah. We've never seen what we've done. I've never even just-skied up a waterfall. Tai-25 hole.

Yeah, I feel like most of the times when I was laughing the hardest was when we could go back to the monitors to watch what Kyle was filming. When he was filming, Jet-set. Jet-set was always so friggin' funny, dude. Just crackin' my ass. Give him my cactus. Right. Dude, the guy just...

Anything he said, I was just like this guy. So, Jetset was a guy that we just found on Craigslist, right? Like Central Castle. Central Castle, yeah. He was legit. RIP legend. Waming was from Craigslist, though. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Those guys were not ever expecting any lines, or to even be featured They were just background extras and then we just gave them all lines and Jetset ran with it Do we sort of caught that guy selling t-shirts? Adventists with our faces on it. Yeah, yeah, we're like love it. Yeah, get your money. Do you think the man the best?

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because no athlete before a sincestone what he did. Listen to Mobituaries with Moroca on the i Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So Pat Brady asked, tell us about a time you were at a high-profile party and embarrassed the shit out of yourselves. Where do we start? I mean, yeah. The story of our lives. Most embarrassing. I mean, I like to think that Blake's pretty embarrassing at every comical. Oh, I know which one was super embarrassing with Blake.

I think it's supposed to be when I fell embarrassing. No, not supposed to be embarrassing. I was embarrassed with the fuck as this. I was just covered in shame, standing here. I have no regrets. Okay, I won't, okay, if you don't want me to. No, go ahead, fire off. Remember, you fucking...

What a shit all over himself and then jizz his pants? Oh, I forgot that. Dude, we were at the EW party and there was this floating banner. And it's like weekly. Yeah, it's a comic-con. And it was... There was a pool. And in that pool, there was a banner that looked like you could jump through it.

And all night, Blake is like, I'm gonna fucking jump through that thing. And I'm like, you're not gonna fucking jump through that thing. Don't do that, man. Then I cut to, I'm on the other side of the party, and you're like, I'm gonna go do it. So I go whatever. I yelled at you. I'm gonna go do it. And you fucking jumped. And the thing was salted. And no one is in the pool.

No, but it's in the pool. It's like a decorative thing. It's like lit with the sign. It's not there for swimming at all. No, and he, you do it. Boom. Yeah. And then just kind of went, oh.

Yeah. Meanwhile, this is like the height of like Game of Thrones. So all the Game of Thrones people are just like, I got some fucking loser. I think you needle, yeah. I do remember that the hard rock in San Diego was nice enough to let you use their dryer to dry your clothes.

Everyone who works at the hard rock, fucking loves me, thinks I'm cool as fuck. Yeah, I know. All the high profile actors think I'm a psycho. Yeah. Well, remember when you like laid your pants on fire or something? Yes, that was the same, that was the same weekend I bet you. But yeah, he couldn't stop me jumping in the pool because he's literally lighting his

clothes on fire. And this might have been the same party, but I just told the story. Is this the same night? Yeah, same night. I think it was the same night. And the guy from no country for old men, Javier Bardem. So I see him, dude.

And he's across the party. And I'm like, no country for old men. No country. And he's like, and it turns out Not that man, right a Different guy named Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yeah, the walking dead like a totally different actor. Yeah But I was just screaming his name dude It's good times. Yeah, and this might be the same It was good times. And this might be the same week, different party,

where we were playing beer pong against John Benjamin and some other people, and we were losing badly. And they're like, aren't you guys like the party guys? And we're like, we're not good at stuff though. Yeah, we've got to stuff. And so then to distract them and beat them, Adam pulls his nuts, allegedly pulls his nuts out. And I got down and was like this.

Yeah, allegedly to distract them. It didn't work, but it felt great. Yeah. Yeah. So Adam, have you seen a neuro specialist for your muscle spasms you've been experiencing? Yes. It's science.

OK. They just said, you're a bitch. Okay. They just said You're a bitch Okay, that's basically true. That's Drs orders. Okay true love Which is a person's name? That's a sick name true love. Yeah True love say like real love go ahead read it. How was the experience with the Gravitron? Oh the Gravitron. Yeah, the Gravitron, yeah. My brother was at this? Yeah, in the front yard.

I remember it was hard to get the fucking Gravitron in the front yard, first place. Fit perfectly. If it was just enough space to do it, my brother directed that episode. This was the episode where we think Adam is getting married so we want to throw him a bachelor party. Right.

So we're like, oh, we want to get the gravator on, which is a carnival ride that just spins hella fast. And we're like, we want to put it in the front yard of the house. And we literally did that. Yeah. But Durs, you did actually puke. Yeah. Your puke is on camera.

Like, it's not fake. So what had happened was, we were on it. We went on and off of it a bunch and we had just all eaten a bunch of orange flavored chicken or was that a different episode? No, a different episode. We were always eating Panda Express. It was. So whatever, we're on this thing and we're filming and then we cut and then we do it again and

we've done it I think four or five times, and at this point, none of us were feeling great, and I was like, if we wanna get this, I can definitely throw up right now. And they were like, all right, let's get on it one more time, and then we just wrote it until I was like, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. Blah, blah.

And then let it rip. I'm a trot. For you guys. Yeah. That's for art, baby. True artist. Yeah. I'm a tron. For you guys. Yeah. Fast for art, baby. True artist. Yeah.

I was constantly pitching. I could jizz right now. Yeah. If we want to get this. If it stays windy, I'll come. Do not come. I'm going to catch one. I'm going to catch one.

I'm going to win sexual al jizz if there's a nice gust. Yeah. I could just right now. I could sluge right now. So Nate dog RIP RIP big Nate dog Oh, right he writes Adam and Dursd you remember the jingle to unburnable flag and can you sing it? I know Adam remembers it hold up. I know part of it

Unburnable flag hates Unburnable flag fire is particular fire is so scared of this particular flag Burnable, it's the unburnable flag TANFASTIC that's that after yeah, I remember the Gravichron. So Chris Robinson writes, will you guys please fit some hot, hot, hot, hot dope-ass freestyle bars for us? What? Oh, dope. Yep.

Dirt. Hot, hot, hot. Since he put me on this spot, I'm putting him on this spot. Dirt. Dirt. Drop some hot, hot, hot, hot dope-ass freestyle bars for us. Nuckit Graham on. All right. Hot, hot, hot, hot dope as freestyle bars for us. Nucket, grab on! Alright.

Oh shit, I'm rubbing my clins. Ain't nobody attacking, I'm a big old tits. I got two elbows, I'ma arms. When I come through the town, I'm like a swan. A bee's looking at my knees, please. Somebody start jingling keys. Very shag knees, please. Somebody start jingling keys. Very shaggedy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Hey. Say it. And so now I'm like, maybe J. the Pink and Smith is coming. Yeah.

And my new soul mate. As long as you don't have chemistry, it's all good. Exactly. It's like a thing sucks. Hey, Blake and things sucks. What was it like to work with Nick Offerman? Oh, Nick. Yes, Blake. I was black out.

No, Nick Offerman is actually a really, really cool dude. And he's very good at woodworking. He makes really good wood. Do you own any of his wood? No, it's pretty expensive. And he wasn't giving me the homie discount like Okay, what is he making? He can literally he might have made this

Or he makes like no, yes no furniture like canoes. He makes a canoe He didn't show me his canoe. I wish we got that close Show me his canoe. I wish we got that close Hey, Nick show me your canoe. When are you gonna take me out and you're Can I just I'm a two person or one Nick was one of the first because I directed him on Parks and Rec Yeah, I'm normally like I'm not hot. I'm normally like super like got to get to the monitors get shit done got to get to the monitor Shit don't work a hollocks. Go ahead go ahead yeah don't really have a ton of time but with him like I actually lost track of time sitting next to him because it was

like just the coolest realist dude yeah I had met in Hollywood besides my homies I like to know what he's very good I met him hated him oh yeah we oh oh he's getting you. And then it says Adam, John Goodman. He didn't him. No. Wee-oo. John is, I mean he's super cool. He actually, I was the king of Marty Girl this past year. Yeah. The box is red. Which is super sick. And he's the one that said I should do it. I think he didn't want to do it. So he's like, maybe Adam, a drunk bitch will do anything. So Riley says in three and a half men, how many hot dogs did Adam eat?

Oh, that's when you're fucking slow momentage eating the hot dogs. So that that's an episode where I say like hot dogs are they is good for you as they say they are or a hot dog cart guy right? I have like a I mean I have hot dogs all over the place I have a backpack full of hot dog flavored water. It's because Adam doesn't want to make the doc you guys are trying to make a documentary Adam wants to do like the supersize me but with only hot dogs. Look the one where you're dancing with the hot dogs on your face? That's the same as mine. Yeah, so there is a guy with a hot dog cart.

Yes, in the episode. Yes. Oh, yeah, that's the montage. Oh, so it's outside of the. All I remember is people said the massage place. Every day of me just deep-throding hot dogs. We're like smacking your face with them and stuff. It's pretty cool.

You're an icon. You're an icon on I kept it pretty sexy in that episode episode is a lot of dogs or Hot hot hot. Wow. William Acres asks can you wish me a happy birthday and say hi to my mom charity? Please, thank you. Yeah, oh charity and no We don't do requests Charity, please. Thank you. Hello charity. I charity and no. We don't do requests. Happy birthday to you. Another birthday.

Bum-pum-sau! Megan wants to know, Durs, do you know what makes a poodle a royal poodle? Do I know what makes a Your art dog expert the dog what the haircut? What could I know? I don't have a question. It should have the answer. No, no, there's no answer who wrote that wait what I can make it Megan let's think of the punchline. It must be right here. So you know the answer withhold the answer. Or you don't know? You don't know.

What is it? Okay. At the with at the withers. So I'm five eight. Yes, boys. I love the withers. I'm not talking Bill. We're digging at the Weathers. The Weathers is this, right? The Weathers is from my shoulders and the ground. Yeah. That's the Weathers. I didn't know it was Roy. I know that there's...

The Weathers. Is it can it also be called the Giant Poodle? Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! But, is there... sorry, I know there's a standard. Is there a Giant Poodle though?

Stand up! Stand up to 24! I think it's a Mark Hater for 26th. Hey man, we got a fucking hang out sometimes. That's a good question. Yeah man. So I'm 5'8", so I was 5'10", I'd be Royal Adam. It's science. All right, well we we all hope that you want us to name her child. Name her baby. Who does? Holly.

What's your last name? I don't know what Holly was last name. What's your last name? Prescanelli. No, someone said Jiz and that has to be true. Okay, so Holly Jiz. Holly Jiz. Um, Pascal Relly.

James. Pascal Relly. Pastor Noley. Yeah, Pastor Noley. Hey, hey, a solid name. I'll go with this. I like Buzz. Buzz is a better middle name. Did he say buzz or fuzz? I said buzz. Oh, I don't like buzz. I like fuzz. Buzz fuzz, pastornello.

Well, go hang out with the fucking dog weirdo. So what would you fuck out of here? We're not weirdos. We're... But Buzz, if Buzz is a girl, Ders knows too much about dogs for not owning one, and that's weird. It is weird. The wife is allergic. Can't get them. If she's a hairless one, I would. I want a Mexican hairless. I want to lotion it up. I want to lather it down.

What would you name Holly's boy or girl? How about Boy or girl how about Solid that's not bad. That's not bad. What if you just went with Command oh I'm right because it's like whoa that dude's name is commando and if it's a girl it's like holy shit Her name is commando Cammy and then she could go by Cammy or doh. Yeah, right. Oh Doze good name, too. Oh my gosh. This is a cute name. I think

Doze good. So when I did like really black out drunk my friends call me brick Really Yeah, and so So brick okay brick because brick will go both ways like a little what does brick mean? And so, uh, it's a brick. Okay, I brick. Because brick will go both ways. Like a little... What does it mean? Brick means that I'm just like a fucking little tornado.

Like I run into shit, I bounce off stuff. But bricks don't do that. They're trying to shop. Well you just throw a brick into something, it's mashers and everything. Well that's not a tornado. I don't know why they named me, call me this dude. That's just what they call me.

So it's brick buzz fuzz. They call me brick, because I'm basically a tornado. Brick buzz fuzz commando. I just like fuzz better. I like fuzz or doe. I think doe is good. But well, your kids gonna be fucked up. Your kids fucked up.

So just be the American. Why don't you all start a streaming or platform studio like the trailer park boys or Broken Lizard. Lizard is spelled wrong. TII Nation got your batch. Fudge Paramount Plus. Yeah. Go complete.

So they want us to go completely independent. So Josh, neither of those, neither trailer park boys or Broken Lizard want us to go completely independent. So Josh, neither of those, neither Trellaport boys or Broken Lizard did what you're saying. And you can't spell where shit, bud. Fuck it. But they spelled this, that being 16. They spelled so many things wrong. Lizard ERD?

LIS ARD. Oh fuck, I never would have thought that. They might be Canadian. Yeah, I never would have thought that. They might be Canadian. Yeah, might be Canadian, Lizard. Leah, Jean-Luc Lizard. What color is your favorite? What color is your favorite?

Maybe they, it was like, hey, I'm being funny. I'm not gonna spell fuck. Okay, so I'm gonna put an each on it. I like that. I mean, yeah, because they own the rights to it and we can't legally do that without them suing us and then taking our houses and our children Right and also a lot of a lot of work and I'm willing to chant fuck paramount plus Paramount plus

Fuck paramount plus Yes Yeah, dude, thank you guys. That feels really good when you said that. It does. It does. It's therapeutic. And again, that being said, unless they hire us for some rest. So, do you ever want to know, if you have a job? I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna tell you.

I wonder if you guys are able to do impressions of each other. For example, Blake Doe Durs, Durs Doe Adam, Howe Doe Blake, and then she didn't say I have to do any, so. That's actually kind of tight That's that work Blake do dirt. That's so hard. I know I They didn't tell us what you are. I am so hard. I feel like it's just like you live more in here than I do Like I know you're more like don't not, like, right. You are. Like here.

So he flexes more or what's... I just feel like he's just like more, he lives more like this, and I'm much more of like a troll person. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what I was gonna mean for a while. Yeah, I'm much more of like a troll and you're kind of like a,

in D&D terms, you're a paladin. Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck that means. Oh, yeah. Oh, I know how to explain. I'll do the way I talk about my friends at D&D terms. All right, so hey, so say a sentence like yours. I think you should name your kid, Commando. That's like a polian dynamite. So you're doing like, what if you did like an old Indian warrior, but you cannot own

the land. Although they did not say that. Actually, they were like, don't take the land. Yeah, that was not. If you want to know the name of your child, listen to the wind. That's a good, that's a good dirt. All right, so do do Adam, that's who I am. This isn't even, this is kind of an impression,

but it's an impression of an instance. Okay. volcano nachos, changes a man. Dude, that's just a commercial I did 15 years ago. Dude, that's just a commercial I did 15 years ago. Dude, that's just a commercial I did 15 years ago. Dude, so... Remember you have to do Dante? Dude!

I don't know, I'm trying to think of something you say. Dude, allegedly? Honestly, admittedly? Like, legitimately, literally. I was like, what? This is insane. You're crazy. And I said goodbye. I said, that's it. We're done here. But I do it again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Public what? Kyle, I have to do Blake. Yep.

Well Blake for most of it is just like. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He is like the only reason the podcast work is it he laughs. None of us other like we don't really laugh as much as he does, and I think it fills the dead air. And then he's, and then that's the next part of it. That's for the members. Let's be close. What the hell is that?

You should be close up. So guys, any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams? Wow. Dude. I'm sorry, I called IU, you a vie. I was offended. That's big of a shout out to IUPUI. And by the way, and the DUIs, you guys get on the way home. I love the fact that I saw you finish part of your buzz ball

because that's how fucking gross they are. Yeah. That an hour and a half later, he was saying. They're better warm. They're better warm. Yeah, are they? It's a holiday drink. It's warm the spirit.

I guess I would take back the indirect shade I threw towards Blank Check. I didn't know it was a fucking masterpiece that everybody's seen. Yeah. I thought it was my dirty little secret, but I guess not. Was everybody's wish fulfillment movie? Yeah. That makes me feel good about the world,

the fact that we've all seen Blank Check. That's important. Yeah. Who sang that song? Dirty little secret. No, it wasn't them. Someone else. Who did they say though?

Because I want to know. It might have been Lou Begah. I think it was Tom Petty. Yeah. Tom Petty. I remember that girl from our college, I want Sarah name cause she probably listens, but she, I was like way into her.

And then she did. She just yelled, uh, name. Not far off. Yeah. And she did not give me the time of day. And then the, like I took out on like three dates and every time she'd be like the lead singer of,

what is it? All American read checks is so sexy. And I don't look anything like that guy. It's sucked. I was like, yeah. You don't like Rudy? Did you start showing asked him? Did you start showing asked him at Did you start showing asked at all?

Are you into Tom DeLong, but Fatter? Are you into Fatter Tom DeLong? And she's like, no, not at all. I'm like, I don't know if this is gonna work out. This is my network. I'll give a shout out. All right. Okay, yeah. I have a nephew in the crowd.

Okay. All right. He was very quiet. he was very quiet. And I don't know exactly, but I think maybe he's five months older, something like that. So, Tyredia. How far? Thanks for keeping a lid on it, pal. Yeah, he did great.

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