This Is Important - Ep 164: Live From Louisville: A Disastrous Attempt At 69ing

Episode Date: October 31, 2023

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These local grandmas are horny. You have to fuck these grandmas. I took this little boy into a cornfield and shaved his head. You like that on stand-up and peach or ass, but I have a raging heart on right now. I think I'm covered in fucking booze right now, bro. Let's go! Holy shit! I love this hot hot Friday night energy! T-G-O!

T-G-O! Hot hot hot hot! Wow, that was good. Are you good? I pulled something. You good? I got a pink sock. You all right when I lay in my butt. Okay, man Your but hole gave out. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. He pink sock to jump over a couch That's actually how it happened the first time in the Olympics like In Greece they were naked and they were doing the hurdles

I think I jumped over and his butt hole came out his His bone all came out. You didn't know that. I didn't. Is that real? Go read a book, you'll literally send a little bit. Oh, okay. Oh, step up your vocab. Okay.

Okay. One of the buzz balls exploded. Yeah, they were. Sorry about that. That's a very bad because I tossed it and just ruined this girl's outfit in this area. Yeah. You wanted me to be a explosion. She was very sad that I did it. Sorry. and just ruin this girl's outfit in this area. Yeah, you want to use me.

That's a blow explosion. She was very sad that I did it. Sorry. Sorry, I think I'm her least favorite girl. She won these tickets at a radio situation and was like, yeah, at least you just go. It could be fun. The hair guy's there.

Yeah, the hair guy's there. The tall one. Woo! Sorry about that. Man is there. It could be cool. Fucking thing sucks! Oh, turns out.

Oh yeah. There we go. This pillow is like, what is this fucking pillow? A lot of pillows. We've been working on the pronunciation of a little VL. La la la. All week. And we're nailing it.

Yeah, we just said, it has to fall out of your mouth. It does tumble. Lulville. But you also have to swallow your Ls, you have to fall out of your mouth. It does tumble. Lulville. But you also have to swallow your Ls, you have to lulville. Yeah, it has to fall lulville. Lulville. Lulville. I will say that I do love a good Southern accent.

But, sure. He said a good one. A huge supporter of the Southern accent. That woman's like, hell yeah, y'all. But my favorite is dude, I think he's here, he was standing in our hotel, he's like, hey y'all, naked grandma. Naked grandma.

With the, see at the show now, naked grandma. Naked grandma. I'm looking love that. Yeah, that was, it sounded like a- It kinda, it, that's like a, like a- Sexual. No, it's like, it classes it up a little bit. Yeah, yeah, that's what, that was. It sounded like it kind of it that's like a like a sexual no, it's like it classes it up a little bit. Yeah, yeah, that's what that's what I meant. The naked grandma. Nike grandma. Well, any of them really even if you're like that's a what pay up. Okay, that's getting offensive. What you're doing like an old-timey style. Right. Oh, I'm actually

offended by what you just yeah. Shit. Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm actually way offended. Well, that's a whoopamp. Why is your southern person also 80 years old? What if that's a whoopamp? I don't know. What if that's a whoopamp? Well, that's not how I sound. Whoopampy.

That's kind of a little bit real. Kind of a little bit. We're stoked to be here. Yeah, hell yeah. What, have you guys? What up? Ken Tucky. I, yeah.

I haven't meant to Louisville since I was 13, Lakeside Aquatic Center. Oh, the swim knowledge goes deep. Mary T. Mahers in the building, guys. Wait, what did you just say who I love it? We know is Louisville Louisville There's a sick swimming pool here that's built into a rock quarry. What it's fucking massive Okay, it's called lakeside and is there is the rock quarry functioning or is it an old rock quarry?

They retrofitted it. Would that be the word to make it chlorinated and all that? But it's still a quarry and then they've got the lane lines. Does that's the cool part about rock quarries? Is there for sure a rusted out car in there? Oh, yeah. And I'm jumping in. We could all die tonight.

That's the cool thing. That's my favorite part. Yeah, there was a rock core when I was growing up. You had to walk through a cornfield to get to it. And then there's this huge fucking rock core. And were kids like molested there or something? What is it? Wow, we just were talking about how cool they were.

It's women and kids. Why did you go immediately to children being molested? Well, I'd like to talk about my childhood, you know. These Hollywood elites. He's like, where are you eating babies there? I don't know. When I think of corn fields, I think of being touched in places I don't want to be touched. For real?

Like children of the corn? I don't know where this is coming from. Or is this in the deep? What happened to you as a child with a cob of corn? Yeah, I know you always claim Iowa, even though I am, I was born in Iowa. Okay. You weren't.

Okay, you were all debatable. It's not debatable. It's not debatable. Wait, you were not, you were not. It's not debatable. Okay, that's correct, yes. So what happened in Iowa? My mom shucked my dick.

Oh my God. No, if you suck it, I will come There's no it was like a Points for the Appreciate that there was a like a 15 foot jump and then a 30 foot jump That's where I really shined wouldn't then then like a 70-foot jump, dude. And kids are like, just break their arms and shit. Wait, into water? So if there's water in every quarry, I'm sorry.

No, there's no water in every quarry. Home pit, Kyle. There's a rock quarry, dude. This was Rob Deardick's house, dude. The fantasy factory. Yes, I'm in. Yeah, you walk through this cornfield and it's Rob Deardick's fantasy factory, the model of'm in. Yeah, you walk through this cornfield in its rob

deertix fantasy factory, you have all of Omaha, the dude, perfect guy is going, we're going to get this on the 75th try. Perfect. I guess I just didn't know that there was a water feature in every quarry. What did you eat at murals? Oh, look at the rest.

Look at the murals. See, that's what happens when you try to pander. Oh Local reference See that's what happens when you try to pander Anders that felt flat dude They were all like no we see what you're doing saying Murl I was genuinely asking Kyle what he ate at murls and I just didn't know what he ate at murls I tried all their all their vegetarian tacos. It was fucking bomb. Where? I'm at murals Okie dokie earlier today. That's cool. You guys

See that I mean I love drinking and But what does suck about drinking is like today was like a little bit of a wash for Blake and I. Yes. And I didn't get experience daylight. For a daylight. For a daylight. What's up? I said daylight. Yeah, I didn't really experience a lot of daylight today.

It was mostly, I went into my hotel room, closed it. Yeah, her old up. Last night got pretty flagrant. I have wounds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this one, why don't you tell him what you did to get that wound?

I think what? So I was in a cornfield. I can't remember. I can't. I can't. I found myself in a cornfield. Just shucking my dick. We were in Indiana.

We were in Indiana. Shucking. I got a shuck. I just feel like I feel like maybe we were watching baseball highlights right before we went to bed or something and for some reason I mean my invisible entourage. And we were in the Indianapolis last night. Yeah, and yeah, cool. Yeah, three people know it. And it's no weird thing. Okay, guys, hate Indianapolis and hate murals. Okay, we got it. Hey, now we know.

Now we know. And I mean, I drank a half a bottle of vodka to my face. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were quick, I was like, oh, Adam, what happened to Adam? Dude, just blame it on the goods. I was on the pilot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were quick. I was like, oh, Adam, what happened to Adam? Dude, just blame it on the goods. I was on the pilot. Yeah.

Blame it on the Henny. Yeah, and I think over the entire night, I probably had four buzz balls and then whatever else was piled on top of that. There's a real buzz ball base. Yeah. And we built from there. And the people that called the buzz ball and they took a sip, they knew it's poison and it's really shitty. It's a bad drink.

It's not good. Yeah. A lot of head shaking. Like, yeah, we didn't want you to throw them out, but you did. You did. And now we have them. Anyway, when I was on my way to go to bed with my invisible entourage, I got in my mind that I wanted to like practice head for slides or something.

On a contrary? On hotel carpet, so that's pertburn. This was in the hallway, right? Yeah. I can't remember, but probably. I think it was because I did hear it. I heard you. You heard me?

Yeah. You like woke me up. And I'm like, ow! What happened? Ow! I like it. What happened? Ow! I like it. What happened?

What happened? And he just dove head first into the ground. I really was like, is it my dreaming this or is Blake out there not knowing what happened? I'm gonna be the lady. I said our manager said that you almost got arrested. What? How? What?

Yeah. Uh-oh. He comes into my... He comes into my room today and he was like, yeah, so fucking less than I got away from us didn't it. I mean, I guess so. I just drank a half a bottle of vodka and drunkenly FaceTime my wife. You were very loving. You were on like a loving tip last night. I usually go pretty low.

Yeah. We were too much for breakfast. Yeah, I just want to feel upon my dudes. I usually go pretty low Too much for I just want to feel upon my dudes We will do you dare us I dare like to dare you to 69 each other in front of all these people Everybody go live on Instagram. No. So I would for sure be the one upside down.

I don't know. Before standing. Because if we were to 69, it'd have to be a standing car. We'll 69. Yeah. Obviously. Now this is pandering. Yeah.

Arrows. I don't know. Yeah, that's all good. Not today. It's not a dairy. It didn't even dare us. So Isaac's like, yeah, so fucking less. I got away from us.

And I'm like, what do you mean? And he was like, yeah, fucking you guys went back home. And then Blake was like, I need another drink. And then he was like pounding beers with like chicks with glitter on their tits. And I'm like, what? And then, and then, uh, we fucking bailed and he just pulls his dick out and starts pissing on the street. Wait, stop telling this story.

Uh oh, this should have been cleared with our PR people. Glitter tit, Isaac. Isaac. Hey, this is, I wasn't there. I'm just a kid. He's just going to man this. And then, and then, and then he was like, just go in the bushes and you're like, I'm fine here. And then there's a cop like right there in a cop car.

Well, I'm glad I'm here with you today. Yeah, but I mean, that would have been pretty, I'm sutured doing you're trying to build stories for the podcast. Yeah, that's right. If I'm arrested for indecent exposure, that would make for a fun story on the podcast. What's really weird is if I was pissing in the bushes,

why did I also piss my pants last night? Oh, because this is what happened. Yeah, there's more to the story. He told me this past. Oh, what happened? He said that then when he was like, oh, fuck, there's a cop, you tuck it away too quick and you couldn't stop. Couldn't stop.

Yeah. We've all been there. Disaster, my guy. You're a disaster. So, wait, is this technically an intervention? Yeah. House lights up, please, thank you. There's your family.

Your teacher's from middle school. What up, mom? The actual God. He's your family. Your teacher's from middle school. What up mom? The actual God. He's just very sad. Yeah, thank you. Oh Holy shit. Oh my God. What's up? Hottest crowd yet. Yeah. Oh my God. Wow. I will say Oh my God. Wow. I will say a new off.

Very good smelling people. Wanna see it? Oh yeah. The hotel is saying I'm like everybody smells fucking good here too. It smells nice. You know what it is? Like what? It's the vanilla notes of the whiskey.

Ooh. The aged barrels. Yeah. It's the aged vanilla barrel., the the oaky oaky aged vanilla Tannins or something the tantrums. Yeah, yeah Okay, well shut the fuck up You it's just whiskey I could get drunk. Bourbon is also whiskey, right?

You're gonna get all right. I guess what? Mobbed. Well, if I won, fight to the death. I'll die for this. He's been talking about this all week. What's the difference between bourbon and whiskey? Kentucky. Kentucky. I'll show you.

Do you think that's from Kentucky? Kentucky. Kentucky. So, yeah. Okay, it is Kentucky. Good, good. That's weird that Burbin is from Kentucky, because whiskey sounds more like Kentucky. Right.

It's very weird. And I'm not trying to come into your house and tell you what to do, but like, what are you doing? So, I'm asking. So, since Burbin, not whiskey is the the thing, is just everybody's kinda like, y'all's dicks don't work that good or what? Right, it's a whiskey dig, because that's what happens to you. I'm tearing to come up here and prove me wrong.

Why is everyone fighting? Can't talk you after midnight, it's just fun. This is just the show where Adam fights the death and I'm just looking at hard dicks really really hard Like as that's what happens to you on whiskey or well that's what whiskey dick whiskey dick It's like should be with the rose mine is my mind dick works great on whiskey Tell you what it doesn't work great on buzz balls Thanks your dick is your dick starts coughing so wait is that the

Yeah too many... Cran Blasters. Which is a buzz ball flavor. So is that the difference between whiskey and bourbon? Whiskey makes your dick soft and bourbon just gives you frickin'... That's right, boy. Oh, yeah. That's right, boy.

Oh, yeah. I got that blue one. That's the one down there, my. Hey, hey. Way to get him back, dude. That was awesome. Thanks got that move. That's the sliver down there, ma. Hey, hey, wait a minute, get him back, dude. That was awesome. Thanks, dude. Thanks, thank you. That was great.

Can I talk to you? Can I talk to you real quick? You lost him? Now you got him back, get back. You guys' dicks are so hard, man. Just for that, we're taking you guys to murals. Yeah. Wurls on us.

Oh, yeah. Is it? Nice sucked Kentucky rules. Yeah! What is it? No, Norway sucks Kentucky rules. It's from the show. Everyone dares brought out some KFC and it was some...

Oh, yeah, that's right. And then you say, yeah. And he says, yeah. Probably, yeah. I'm sure there's a lot of people that do not know where Callics and they're just the this is important fans Yeah, they're just the reason so for those people we had a show called workaholics. Yeah And it seems it certainly seems like most people don't know the show and they only know the podcast

Yeah, we have mostly Yeah, we have mostly Paul. And we get that. That's right. We get the tight-boiled hole. But tight-boiled hole. Yes. That was something we said on the show, tight-boiled hole. Yeah.

Is there like a like the KFC, like the one that's actually really good that people go to? Nope. Nope. No, there's not. I got, I didn't hear it. No love for the kernel. You know what I mean? Like the flagship where like there's just a little extra effort put in.

It's like a nice suit. I will say that I fucking absolutely love that is that the basketball stadium? It's called like the young center. Yeah. That's tight. Fuck yeah. That's a cool name for a basketball stadium. Well, here at the KFC Yum Center, it's like, yeah,

it sounds official. Buckets, they get buckets there. Oh. Oh, yes, you're so. Give it, give it, Blakey's points. Give yourself a couple points. I don't even know where that came from. That was like right here.

It just says buckets. I'm like, geez, that was freaking cool. That's why you had your own TV show. Yeah. Yes. that came from that was like right here just like geez that was freaking cool and that's why you had your own TV show yeah yes had had what a pad of you know you know what do you do yeah fuck hey let's Janet fuck paramount Fuck Paramount Pluck! Fuck Paramount Pluck! Fuck Paramount Pluck! And unless they want to hire us to do things, right? It's best to give us a job unless we can click on it over there and do our work. Yeah, as it comes, he's like, actually the Workaholics movie is back on.

Right, oh! Then Paramount Plucks would be the best streaming platform ever. Yeah, yeah, we can flip, but we can turn on a dime. No problem. Right. That's like, I can flip, but we can turn on a dime. No problem. Right. That's like, I have no, what's the word, morals? Allegiance. Yeah.

Essentially, it's like when your parents take you out to the quarry and then they go actually know, and you're like, OK, cool, great. Now I'm back on board with you parenting me. That's what it's like. Yeah, it is like that, I guess. When you're parents? Yeah, man, yeah, yeah. I guess it's like that. Hey, you see me? Yeah, I got you. It's like. Yeah, it is like that, I guess. When you're pinched? Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hey happy Friday the 13th you guys This is big very spooky This is a fucking Friday the 13th in October I think it only happens once every seven years or something like that What a spooky factoid That's pretty spooky Isn't that wild? Do you guys fuck with the

Wait, do we fuck? Do we fuck on Friday 13? Do you guys fuck us? Who blakin me? I would say out of the four of us the two that are most likely to fuck would be you and Blake Yeah, yeah, come on don't don't don't don't say like no to that. Yeah, try to fucking pound. No try 69 me What do you want to do? I want 69 you got a cart wheel into it That's not by the way, okay, okay, okay, that is not how you 69 that's a 22 that's not that's a catch That's not a 69 at all. I'm gonna let you down gentle I need a buzz ball you good get off the notorious I'm gonna let you down gentle. That was actually down gentle, is that? Ah, I need a buzz ball. You good?

Get off the notorious. Well first of all, Blake. Blake. I want to be his Adam, I want to be his. You would have to have your legs because you're dickweight now. We were wheelbarrowing. But you also have to car wheel. You're a guy who has to be face.

Okay, coach me. Here, hold Blake. Car wheel into it and he'll catch your legs. My wig is gonna come off. Car wheel into it. I'll just face the crowd. Car wheel into it. Come in this way. Listen wait wait you're your your hand your first hand must have land right where his foot is. I wonder how I got this. So the other hand is here. I'm here watching it and then the genitals are here, okay? Well, I kind of got to get up pretty okay. Don't fuck this up Oh

He doesn't have the core strength My god, I think I'm covered in fucking booze right now Oh my god. Oh my god. I think I'm covered in fucking booze right now. Dude, you do it. Wow. You? You? I'm covered in it, bro.

Dude, that was a fucking disaster, my guy. Oh my god. Fear? I don't know. So if you're listening from home on the podcast. I don't fucking know. Right now, they tried to 69, they broke the table, beers spilled everywhere, right into Kyle's mouth, he hasn't had a beer in 10 years.

Yeah, this is fucked up dude. That was... Get it real quick. It's Isaac! It's a major Isaac! Isaac! Take your shirt off! Take your shirt off!

Take your shirt off, Isaac! Let's see those pink People People People I just 69 Kyle you could at least show your nipples Jesus Christ. Yeah, man. I would love That another go one day. I just are you okay? Huh? Are you gonna be I'm sure you're gonna die from Wait, I just wanna... Are you okay? Huh? Are you gonna be...

I'm chillin' right from the floor for me. Do you crumble so fast? What happened there? I'm chillin' right now. I'm brazed. Because you know he's gonna weigh something, right? That's the thing, well that's the thing. Because you acted like you weren't expecting

any amount of weight. That's the thing that I didn't factor is the weight. Yeah, like I just forgot. I was thinking so much about the physics of not weight. Yeah, I also thought like, oh I guess when doing a standing car wheel 69 in front of like 2000 people, maybe think less about the physics. Well, the thing that I really was thinking about if you must know was I was like, oh, he's going to car wheel, I'm going to have to pick him up real quick so I can get to his asshole. You know what?

We was like try to over do it. That's a. We can make a day. We'll give it up for them for trying, you know. Yeah I'll try it again any day bro. If you guys want to know what the Wargallolics writers room was like, it was nine hours of that and one hour writing the show. And then all the writers who worked for us would be like, are we going to be done?

No, not yet. Can we go home? I went to Harvard. Yeah, I have a young child at home that I would love to see. Oh, we are going gonna stand in cartwheel 69 Yes, we're gonna do their standing car well 69 four more times until we get right all right 69 We're doing it. It's cool. It's not that sad

You know, it was just a chapter in our lives, you know what? Oh, that was Yeah, well, you know. Yeah. Oh, that works out any more? Yeah. Well, you know what, Durs, I mean, I can see the sadness in your eyes. What do you mean, Adam? I see the sadness in your eyes. Yeah. And I would like to make an announcement right here, the workaholic movie is still canceled. Yeah.

And that sucks. And that sucks. You heard it, you heard it, you heard it. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. I agree, it's not that sad. It's not like I think about it all the time and reminisce on us having the best time of our lives.

Yeah. Well, I mean, to be perfectly honest, we probably wouldn't be on this tour right now. That's true. Right. We did the movie. Right. That's true.

That's true. Now, that's true. Yeah. So also, one door closes another one opens Yes, one one movie gets canceled I 69 my best friend on stage It checks out it makes sense dude. I'm so sorry. I can hold you This didn't shatter shards were not inserted in orifices. I called this table for sure though.

Yeah, but that's just what we do. Yeah, sorry, brown theater. We're crazy. We eat it, bro. Dude, I just hosted this thing called Adobe Sneaks. OK. Yeah, it was weird. It was like a big corporate event.

And you guys know what he's talking about? You guys areoshopped? He knew they're doing it. He knew it. He knew it. It's not even Hollywood. Okay. It's Silicon Valley, the city.

It's Silicon Valley. Yeah. But it was in LA. So they like, Tiffany had it stood a few years ago and she had the movie Night School that just came out. So it was like all school themed and Kevin Hart did it last year and it was whatever movie he was promoting.

And then they had like all beer and German themed. And I did the show for Peacock called Bumper and Berlin. Okay. Which is why, yeah. You know what? In the game. Yes! They canceled it during the strike like two weeks ago, kids.

So, and it took me, I'm like on this stage in front, there's like 6,000 people there, and it took me halfway through the show to realize that they built this stage for me for bumper and Berlin, and I sit in there like an asshole with this big sign of beer, and then I go, wait, is this for bumper and Berlin?

And the girl goes, yeah. And then I go, you know it was canceled, right? And she's like Yeah And I just grinded the whole show to the halt yeah Right now Hey, but I just thought it was so funny that they put so much money into building this very elaborate German set to just this show was canceled. Dude, they straight up punked you, dude.

Yeah, dude. They're like, there's a camera there, there's a camera there, there's a camera there. It was all workaholics the movie themed. Uh-huh. Me and Blankering Cages dancing. I feel like, I don't know if I physically would have been able to shoot the movie because I've been in so much pain lately. We'll get you there. We'll shoot you up with something. Yeah, we'll get you. Just loop me up with some Mexican steroids. I would like that. This is the way

something. Juice me up. Are the Mexican steroids the good ones? Yeah. I feel like we were touching on Friday the 13th. Were you about to get spooky or something? I was just think it's Friday 13th. I like it's a special day, man I'm about I'm about spookiness I like it. I got some spooky shit happened to me today So go off I'm hungry. I leave the hotel. I'm in the elevator and I got like a tag situation. So I'm like Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.

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Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. there. I sit down at the bar and I still feel my tag kind of like tickling and I'm like shaking my shirt fucking. They're like just trying to look at it. Look at Durs from Workaholics. It's fucking tweaking. For real. And so then I sit there and then thank you my prince. And I just feel like a little tickle.

And I'm like, there's something in your shirt. Be cool and just excuse yourself to the restroom, even though there's a creature on your back. I go into the bathroom. I go into the stall, lock it, take off my hat, put it on the hook, take off my shirt, shake it, nothing. But then I go like this in my hair and a fucking giant like roach type beetle this big dude. Yeah.

And he said a photo, he sent photo evidence and it was unlike any bug I had ever seen. It might have been like a space creature. Dude, it was very fucking, it also had like, it was kind of sexy. They had eyelashes. They had some eyelashes. It looked like the female alien from the Explorers movie with Ethan Hawke. That's the thing. Remember, she was cute as fuck and had like the eyelashes.

Dude, that shit had to have been fucking wild. It was weird. It was weird. I'm weird. One time I remember when I was a kid, this happened, this is real. I had a toy room. I was right in the 13th. It wasn't on Friday the 13th, but it has to do with bugs and stuff.

All I want. You know, hidden bugs. It's a classic hidden bug story. Okay. Yeah. But this isn't really spooky at all. It's gross. This is just like, it's a hidden bug story.

What do you want? I left Rice Krispies. I left Rice Krispies out in the toy room, like my toy room. As it does, you know? And so the next day I went in there and I was like, OK, I'm going to fucking grab a handful of Rice Krispies. As any old-year I was like, okay, I'm gonna fucking grab a handful of rice crispies. As any old says, fucking give me your fucking. Yeah, let me get a handful of rice.

Put the whole thing in my mouth, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. That's how you eat. Yeah, I went no, no, no, no, no. And then I grabbed again, I looked down and the rice crispies are fucking moving. Wait a minute. Lice crispies.

It was, it was maggots. It was maggots. Oh, maggots. It was magg was it was like I cried I called my mom Why does stopping a bitch like meat and stuff why were maggots eating the rice crispies see this is where I don't know I'll fucking lie and dude don't try to make up the story Did you just make up a hidden bug story, dude? I would never make up a hidden bug story. That's the sacred. I have a huge of agents to hidden bug stories. Hidden bug stories are sacred. Those are my favorite kind of stories.

I'm not making that up. I hate maggots. Is it child? Did you like it? Because they kind of say we're going to have to start eating bugs as our meals because protein. Yeah, like the... Honestly, I don't remember, I think the rice

crispies were better, you know? Yeah. I feel like this is like literally hitting the glitter people. Hit him bug stories? Yeah. That's growing in your hair. I've had lice a lot.

Yeah, and it... More than twice? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You had just shaved your head when that shit happens? No, you like shampoo it. You have to comb it through. Remember you had the fucking Lice comb?

No, I don't remember. No. You don't remember that? Did you never have a Lice? No. These are hidden bug stories. These are classic universal hidden bug stories. Well, my mom, I've never had Lice.

I've never had Lice. What the fuck? How have you not had lights I but it when you go but when lights is in your class as a kid everybody fucking gets lights No, yes because they jump from head to head they Okay, how many people have I like Yeah, okay, it's not it's not as much as I Yeah, so about 30 people in the crowd of 2000

Have had lies. Yeah, this is again So we're finding that you two are the dirty ones is that it a lot Well you to be fair your mom worked at a daycare my mom had a daycare and there was a one, there was this one kid. Elijah. I knew it was a kid. I knew it was a kid. I knew it was a kid. I knew it was a Elijah.

Dude, biggie. Dude, Elijah always had life, dude. This dirty ass. We would shave that motherfucker's head. That's not a good hell. We made him, we made his parents come over and like burn his head. Wait, you would shave this little boy's head? Well, that's another thing you could do

if you didn't want to comb your hair. Were you in a cornfield? This might explain everything. This explains it all. I took this little boy into a cornfield and shaved his head. Whoa. No, we, we would like burn his pillowcases. What?

What? Yes. Sounds like you just bullied Elijah. Yeah, you could also just throw pillow in your head. Yeah, we used to just kick him down the stairs and I would write bitch on all of this clothes. I'd be like, someday I'm going to talk about this on a national podcast. National international dude, next to a podcast tour. Yeah, next to a podcast tour.

Yeah, dude, I don't know though, it's like like seriously every day he came to the house. There were fucking bugs jumping out his head. So you never cut your hair though. Did you do the comb? Is that I did do the comb. The O5 hot oil. I can. Yeah, I remember doing the comb and it hurt like a motherfucker.

I think I've told you guys this. Just a regular comb. My. That was a person. These are hidden bug stories. I think I've told you guys this but regular comb. No, it's like. I'm so excited. The teeth. I thought that was a person. Like these are hidden bug stories. That's true.

But I remember my mom combed me and it hurt so bad I fucking punched her. Yeah. Right. I've told you guys that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm physically abusing your mother. But my mom, because you were covered in bugs. Yeah, these are hidden bugs. And she's like, go eat your maggots. No, she's fucking knocked me out. Do you think maybe I should have let the serial in the playroom

and she switched it out with maggots and it was like, this is your punishment? Yeah, like I'm gonna punk this whole little thing. You're getting to the point. You think that my mom premeditated that whole situation? Well, you just regular meditated. Yeah. She was meditated. You think that my mom premeditated that whole situation? Well, you just regular meditated. Oh, she was meditating on it.

She didn't even like pre-think about it. And she was like, I'm going to do this and do this. I mean, maybe my mom's crafty like that. She could teach me a lesson like that. Well, you punched her in the tits. You were trying to get back to you. I didn't punch her in the face. What?

No, it was the arm. It was the arm. The face was in the arm. I punched her in the arm. What? I don't know what's real with it. What in the Friday the 13th is happening I Arden possess Ricky Friday. Well, I don't have any hidden bugs. I guess I do have one I was a showering once and I looked down and I hadn't been home for a few months

I was off shooting something and I came home and there was a fucking Scorpion Oh, dude off shooting something and I came home and there was a fucking scorpion. Oh, dude. Because we live in California. You're right. You're re-tooid crawled up through the drain and I'm butt ass naked. You know, because I'm taking a shower. And it was a baby one, dude.

And they're more poisonous, right? And remember if they're poisonous or venomous, but go on. Are they venomous? They're venomous. She's also poisonous. So whiskey, venomous. She's also poised. Relationships are poised. Whiskey, bourbon, let me do my thing. And well, you sound like an idiot.

Yeah, I know. I know. And he was all fucking sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss the big red fucking thing and I do fucking direct smash to it. Yeah. I didn't like go down and smash it. I went and I jumped back and spiked the the body wash down. Well, you're a good hunter. You're a great hunter.

Did you just scream to the heavens like? Yeah. It was way bitchier. OK. Yes, it was like a spree Because I thought I was facing my death. You were. That's really scary. This was in Los Angeles.

Yeah, am I Hollywood? We have scorpions there. That's freaking sick, dude. Scorpions are scary. You never seen a scorpion. You've never seen a scorpion. Remember, didn't go outside much? Yeah, I remember. I remember when I was in Los Angeles, I've never seen a scorpion. You've never seen a scorpion. Remember, didn't go outside much here.

No, I just played video games, dude. I think Justin used to catch him at church camp. Do you remember that? Who's Justin Friday the 13th? Yeah, anyways. No, I thought that was crawd ads. Well, crawd ads, yeah, all day. Yeah, crawd ads, oh, day.

Did you guys, so they were telling me the other day that after I got to the church camp, I was like, oh, yeah, I was like, oh, no, I thought that was Cron Cron ads. Oh, well Cron ads. Yeah, all day. Yeah Yeah, yeah, so date did you guys so they were telling me the other day that after school They would go out and catch Cron ads. Yeah, with hot dogs. Did other people do this? I got to like redo my childhood I guess well you were a little city kid You're like graffiti and stuff and like I guess well you were a little city kid you're like graffiti and stuff and like Defacing public property. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why was just I I

Was throwing a lot of rocks at cars. That was kind of my yeah, you guys too Rocks at cars And is a cradad just a big shrimp? Or a small lobster That's the thing that crawled into NEO's belly button. Yeah, similar to that. That's all you had to say. But they have like, they have pinchers. So where do you catch these crawdads? The same place where you get lice. And where were the crawmums?

At home with the craw kids. And they have the same place where they have the same place. And they have the same place where they have the same place. And they have the same place where they have pictures. So where do you catch these crawdads? Uh, the same place where you get lice. And where were the crumbums? At home with the crumb, you know, lice is hair? Yeah, it's a lice is back yard.

You just picked through a lice is hair and you're just covering the crudads. Oh, crudads! Holy shit! No, they're just in little like, creeks and stuff. You say creek or creek? We say creek. We got some creek folks, okay? Wait, I'm a Cricks here. Are you all like that? Are you guys fucking with me? People say Crick? Yeah

We don't say Crick. We don't say we don't say Crick We don't say Crick, but I'm actually gonna start saying Crick because that's fucking cool. Yeah What part of two E's makes it? Yeah, hey, if you don't question it if you gotta ask, if you gotta ask, don't question it, because if you say whiskey instead of bourbon, they'll have your ass. So just go with the crick. The rest of the country says creek.

Do you say you have a creek in your neck? You flip it? Oh, do you flip it? He does, he does. Thumbs up. I'm believe in anything this white wizard has to say. Yeah. No doubt. Yes.

No doubt. Absolutely. I'm believing in you, buddy. It's true. Well, you guys are having a moment. Yeah. That's cool. That's what this tour is all about.

Standing cartwheel 69, what's up? Yeah, that's good. You want to give it a go? Yeah. You want to give it a go? I, yeah. You wanna give it a go? I know you are. Yeah, you are. I would break every bone in my body

if I standing Kurt will take you. Right, sit down. It turns out it's harder than you think. Well, kind of, I mean, admittedly, I was really happy that you did it. But that was a bad showing. Okay, I've already said I know my thigh hurts. What happened to your thigh? What happened to your body that are actually like throbbing right now? Don't say that in public. I've already said I know my my thigh hurts

My body that are actually like throbbing right now. Don't say that in public You got it What is that? Engage engage athletic stance. Yeah, that's I was doing that but I told you I tried to lift them up To get the B hole close to my ammo my mouth I told you I tried to lift him up to get the B hole close to my ammo my mouth Do you do you eat a lot of the B hole closer? It was like when you were in school and you had to go to the whiteboard or the chalkboard or whatever and you were like, fuck me. Yeah, fuck your mouth. I can't spell anything correctly.

Dude, I was so bad at spelling that when I would get called up to do the whiteboard in high school, I would say I can't because I have a boner. You would say that? Amazing. Really? Amazing. And? Amazing. And they'd be like, let it go, dude. They're just like, okay.

Okay. That's a natural occurrence. Fair enough. You're a young man. And I'm just checking back in. Adam, is your, is your boner down yet? I would do something similar. I would say I can't.

I give everyone boners. Yeah. And they'd be like, that's okay. It's a natural occurrence. So every time you were called upon, you would be the same as you. No, not every time. It was mostly English class because I was so bad at spelling. I still am. Like it's really embarrassing because I'm a writer, you know, I write all the time. But my notebooks are like, Chloe's like, you should be embarrassed. Yeah. My wife is like, these are actually embarrassing. But based on the Q&A questions we got from you guys,

also not great at spelling. Yeah. And that's okay. It's our generation. You know what I mean? We had spell checks. Yeah, we go up with spell checks. With flippy.

Flippy the little Microsoft. Flippy baby. Or die. Is he here? Flippy, here. God damn. I just picked the mark. Clippy the little Microsoft Is he here God damn I just wish there were more things I could get out of by just saying we can't do it. I've got a boner I promise you you can get out of everything with that anything We watch my kid for a second while I go one of the bathroom. I'm at six legs. Uh, can't.

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I got a bow down. That's happening. Officer, I have a raging heart on it. The only time it doesn't work is when they go, same. Right, and you're like, Sous-Shay. Yeah, just some fucking cool cop who's like,

prove it. Yeah. Cool cop? That was like, yeah, I was like, just like a hero cop. Yeah. You would be like the coolest cop that you could imagine. Who? Sure, true man. Once to see your heart dick. Trophy your burner.

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It's like chronic cannabis delivery service or something. Oh, you guys know. Is wheat legal here? That fucking sucks, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. It was Kentucky specific. Wait, what?

Oh, was it Delta 8? That bluegrass? Oh, that shit sucks. It was Kentucky specific. Wait, what? It's Delta 8. It's Delta 8. Oh, that shit sucks. Wait, what's Delta 8? Delta 8 is one of the other, like, can't have been oiled oils or whatever they call it. Yeah, and then you smoking it just gives you a headache. Yeah, yeah, it does nothing for you.

I thought you said you smoke it and Jizz gives you a headache. And I was like, what? Whoa, that's all you can think of as Jizz. That's like if you Jizz too much, you're trying to stop jizzing. It's like it gives you a headache. Yeah, that's got to say, you're jizzing too much. Yeah. That's evolution.

So Delta 8 is not real weed. It's like synthetic or something? Well, no, it's not synthetic. There's just all different parts of the flower. This guy knows a lot about it. What is it? It's like a real weed. It's like synthetic or something. Well, no, it's not synthetic. There's just all different parts of the flower. This guy knows a lot about it. What is it? It's like a dye weed. It's like dye weed.

Well, but it's white and white wizard. Do you know anything about Delta 8? Yes. He does. Okay. And is it good? No. All right.

So that's the side animal. It probably just has. And this came up on an advertisement on Pornhub? Yeah, it, I mean, it was a is that what is that how we got here? I saying like, I'll deliver wheat. I thought it was weed, but it must have been Delta aid. And he's in a like a farm with tons of wheat plants. And this is a video or a video, you know, they have their like little commercials before the video We're like you have to fuck this grandma Yeah, it's like weird anime porn of like in girls porn video. You think I'm joking. That's what shows up

You have to fuck this grandma Is that real commercial really? Yeah But it's like the grandpa grandma's are horny you have to fuck these grandma. It's like a game. Yeah Make it grandma. Oh, yeah Make your grandma Make it grandma, but anyway So you but I said your porn hub algorithm is fake weed and durses is you fucking grandma algorithm is fake weed and durses is you fucking grandmas. Yes.

I mean my algorithm well now my algorithm my Instagram algorithm is so fucked up dude it's I and I said this it's teenagers fighting in classrooms yeah like fighting their teachers yeah and now it's just cute babies. And it's been that way for a while but we just announced that my wife and I are pregnant. It's science. Yeah. It's tight. We're very excited.

But, uh, I do, I love a thumbs down. We don't get a lot of those. Boo, fuck your future kid. It's amazing. Who else is this? So we're expecting, but you know, you at like photos of cute kids when you're you know you're planning for your At least I do we're not Yeah, you're looking at so I'm still thinking about for because she's like halfway down with the pregnancy

So and we just announce right so there's like four months of my algorithm starting to show me like, fucking cute kids doing same funny things. Right, well, and dude, I've gotten so many weird looks. Because I'm just looking at, I'm looking at children just on Instagram. Right, on an airplane from behind, they're just like creeping through the seats, seein' it? Yeah, a lot of weird looks.

They're like, And then the next video is just teenagers beat the shit out of their teacher. Right. Right. Dude, that's interesting, that's interesting, fatherhood prep right there. And then the next video is just teenagers beat the shit out of their teacher. That's interesting. That's interesting fatherhood prep right there. Like that's real. Yeah.

Did you ever, did you ever fight a teacher? No, I feel like if any of us was in the father teachers for sure. Yeah, if any of us fought a teacher, teacher, it's definitely Kyle. My mom was a substitute teacher. So technically, yeah, for sure, but I never rattled the cage of a teacher. No way man. I didn't do that So I was asking about fighting, but you rattled a cage. I thought it sounded cool. It didn't sound cool Yeah, yeah, all right, so let me have it. Did you like If your teacher's name was like mr. Jackson. Did you go?

Like, if your teacher's name was like Mr. Jackson, did you go Mr. Jackson? And you thought that was rattling the cage? No, I guess I pushed was what I was thinking. You pushed the teacher? No, I said, I never rattled the cage. And you never rattled the cage of a teacher. Dude, I was like, I would fucking fight you, Mr. Miller, but I've got a fucking boner. So you're lucky

You're lucky you're lucky to stand up and beat your ass, but I have a raging harbor right now This and I know it's not going down anytime soon, but if it did I will fuck you up Dude that is such a good way to get out of a fight Like if any kids are listening to this podcast and I hope they are, because we're giving so much good advice. That's such a good way to get out of a fight, like in high school, someone's like, you want a fucking go? And you're like, well, I would, but I've got a raging heart on right now. My dick is super hard right now. But as soon as it's done, I'll beat your ass. And everyone's like, uh, you just get kicked in the face You want to go right now?

Well, what sucks about like you can't fight anymore because people actually train this is true Yeah, you are like MMA fighters now. Yeah, then just like the average guy is just like fucking choking people out now Right when we were kids it was just that one weirdo, not even weirdo, just, I mean, my buddy Dave, yeah, who just like, was the karate master? We were like, we all went to baseball and he's just in his garage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we had, at our school, his name was Joey,

and he loved to, no, what's your one homie? That's always in the John Claude Van Dam splits. Yeah that's not that's that's Josh Josh wall Josh was like actually in karate Joey just wore steel toe boots and fucking love to shadow kid yeah Joey showed up to kindergarten with a helmet and a whip and he put it in his cubby and he was like so so he wouldn't hit himself. So he came, he came with a weapon to a weapon. He just grew up different. We just grew up different.

Dude. Yeah, you guys were in a creek, grabbing crawdads. Yeah, you're homey at a helmet. Yeah, we're all just eating lice out of each other's hair. And this dude's just fucking kicking our heads off of stilto boots. He was the guy who ran the curtain for the plays and he was scared. And that was like a workout. He was so serious about fucking just...

Yeah, dude. Yeah, he'd be in place before as soon as the fucking the boughs were done. He was like, Ih, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh the movie theater to go see the Labyrinth and the dude who had a fucking the Labyrinth rocks. Whoever did was sick. Bro, it was so sick in the theater. The dude who ran like the theater and picked the movies came out, introduced the movie, and then he also was in charge of the projector. So he goes, Labyrinth, thank you for coming out. And then he grabs his giant thing of keys and belines it up the fucking thing like should no be style. It was so good.

But like really probably doesn't run ever except for when he gets to the projector. And it was he was from Beath the Geek. He was from Beath the Geek. You could tell he was a major nerd. What is Beath the Geek? Yeah, what is that? It was a comedy central show, I believe. Where is it? It was a comedy central show, I believe.

Where is it? It was a trivia show. Yeah, you would compete against certain geeks, like there would be a Star Wars geek. The White Wizard, no. And he was actually one of the geek. Movie geek, music geek, TV geek. This guy was the movie geek.

And he was the movie geek. Yeah. So I kind of was bugging. I was like, that's the dude. Yeah, I was like Star-Struck. It was fucking crazy. Telly ran and I was like, oh, this guy's a dwarf. Yeah, but as soon as he gets hit, he was on the show.

He's claiming it, you know? He was pretty cool, but he's not saying he's an athlete. No, of course not. No, but his key chain of person. His keys were like, it was massive. Like the way he ran was just like, fucking like, at a football, dude. Way faster, way more serious.

I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, it was way faster, way more serious. I want to it was it was way faster way more serious and I'll do it Yeah, this is funny like it funny everybody you're gonna swatch the labyrinth and enjoy the show That's kind of a high step though. I got it. I actually I'm gonna do it All right, okay, you gotta do the announcement Good job, Kyle. Did I do it good? Because you have to like, the whole body has to turn into it. So thank you for coming out. You're now going to watch Jim Hatsons, the Labyrinth. Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's science. No. The points. Yes, points. Physical points. Physical points. Yes, points. Physical points. Physical points. Yes, points.

Nice, dude. What do you mean? Are you admittedly better than the movie? And I know you guys love the labyrinth, but that was a great A run. Well, half. Yeah, that was cool. That was cool. What are your pants, by the way, Durs?

They're really sexy. So, I'm 42. I'm 42 years old. I noticed you're really leaning into fun weird shoes and a dad pants when you turn 42 and 42 dude. Jesus Christ Yeah, that's wild. It's such that you turned 40 in the pandemic and we didn't really get to celebrate it the way I wanted to. We did it though. We got the last one.

We'll be on tour when I turn 40. That's great. Whoa. I'll buy you pants. Buy me some pants. But so when you turn 42 and you walk past this store, if you're 39 you walk past the store, you didn't even notice it.

But when you turn 40, 41, 42 and you walk past the store, you didn't notice it. But when you turn 40, 41, 42, and you walk past a store called Vory. Oh, Vior, Viori. I'm on it. You look at the mannequin, you go, a lot of heads nodding. I feel like that's me now. It's kind of athletic and young, but you know what? It's time to grow up a little bit.

And then you just, you buy a pair of their pants. So what, this is just like a dad pants store? It kind of is, it's like half yoga mom half running kind of dad realizing like it's over. Yeah, right, right. But like, you still wanna feel trim, but like, it's over. Yeah, brought you by Vuri.

Send us some free shit, please. Yeah, my body's melting. You'll love it. Yeah, I feel like I'm about to pour myself in this Vuri. Yeah, these are, let's see. Do you mind killing me? Ow, my dick, my dick.

That's my dick way down there. It's stretchable, it's stretchable. This was one of our favorite bits on Work All weeks where if there was like a guest star or something Yeah, oh Dude the middle of my dick Shit you got me right in the middle right smack dab in the middle of where my dick and middle part got me right in the halfway point Halfway down my four-reories Got me right in the halfway point halfway down my warrior. You should we do some some topical topics. Okay, sure

Hold on let me feel hot topics hit me with a blade hold on a second Wow, that was Here we go. Leave me with it, Blake! There we go. Okay. Here we go. There we go. A hutt that done. Happy Friday the 13th Kyle jumped the gun there. It is Friday the very spooky. And every time there's like a really haunted hotel here in Louisville. What?

The Seal-Bach Hotel is swelled with 116 years of history. There's multiple account. Yeah. Seal-Bach. Is that how you say it? Yeah. is swelled with 116 years of history. There's multiple account, yeah. Seal Bach. Is that how you say it? Yeah, okay. How the fuck do you say anything in this town? God damn it!

Yeah. The Seal Bach hotel, 116 years old, so it has to be haunted, dude. I remember when it opened. There are multiple accounts of current guest spotting Ghoulish guests, who spirit still roam the building Dude, I love that. I love that shit. You know my Hollywood house people have said that they've seen people in it I believe that they say that it's TMZ looking through your windows at you. Yeah, for sure. We see you dude

I mean dude, they're they're walking around. Yeah, there are different playing. They're walking around They're showing the show with us right now. Hello. How are you all out there? There was an old actor that lived in my house. Caesar Romero. And he was the original Joker. Yes.

And he lived in my house. And he was like one of the first undercover gay dudes. Whoa. And there's a rumor that in the Rock Hudson, you used to fuck. So I was probably having some like tons of gay butt fucking in my- Wait, him and him? In my Hollywood house. Him and who?

Rock, Rock Hudson. Bro, shit. Yeah, really? That's not a cool- That's the kind of ghost you want. Yeah, just like, Sue Hottest dudes in Hollywood fucking in your bed. Yeah. Well, a different bed, but-

Guess who, I'm just a guest room. Are you sure? I brought my own bed when I moved into the house, but did you? It was just like oh There's an antique bed bedroom. I'll can't move it. Cool. I'll take it The Joe's been in this back. Oh this here. Oh, God. Oh, okay. Um, Silbock hotel. I'll get you batman. But one of the historic Louisville hotels, most famous ghost stories is that of the lady in blue on July 16th, 1936, 24 year old Patricia Wilson was found in one of the hotel elevator shafts wearing a long blue dress with long dark hair a newspaper report listed her death as a suicide or accident or was it It wasn't it wasn't Said my lady who throws rocks at cars. What's up? Why Wizard you heard of this shit? Yeah, everybody everyone knows this shit, right?

Why would you heard of this shit? Yeah, everybody knows this shit, right? Hey, guys! Oh, so a lot of people don't. Okay. There were reports of the lady in blue roaming the floors of the hotels decades after her death. In 1987, a hotel cook named James Scott was making waffles. That's sick.

Oh, good. What a cool light down in the DJ's. It's in the DJ's seven. He's just like, so I was making some waffles, right? Yeah. No, waffles. Waffles, they say waffles. We say things a little different here.

We're making some waffles in omelettes. The waffles. Waffles in omelettes. For Sunday brunch, when he saw a young woman with long dark hair wearing a long blue dress walking in an elevator in a disappear, he told the chef what he had seen and the chef sort of laughed at him like, you fucking dork and said, what's so bad about a lady walking in the elevator?

He said, you don't understand, you bitch. The doors were closed and she walked through the fucking doors. Oh, shit. I'm not paid enough for this shit, dog. Fuck your waffles. Fuck your waffles. That was the next part. This is like a monologue. You your waffles. Fuck your waffles. That was the next part. This is like a monologue.

You're doing great. The doors of the elevator were pride open, but nothing suspicious was found before it's bullshit, right? Yeah, that's awesome. Before the security guard could file the report, a housekeeper came in saying she saw woman in blue walking to that same broken elevator on the eighth floor. Spooky!

How do we get in trouble? walking that same broken elevator on the eighth floor. Spooky! That's a great job. Great job reading that stuff. Dude, did you guys know that fucking hit me with it? What? What? Hit me with it. Are we going to talk about that? Are you just going to read the news?

No, it's because I don't like it back. No, no, I don't want to read either. No, what? So I thought we were talking about this to like the drum up conversation. The toast? They could go read the internet. There's a lot of information here. I know that's what I'm saying is that they can go read that at home.

What's crazy is like so, so. What's Kyle's hot take? Well, my question about the whole like whatever the other dimension is, why are they fucking real? Oh, it's, go ahead. It's probable that it's real. Yeah. And you can't say that it's not real. Oh, it's, go ahead. It's probable that it's real. Yeah. And you can't say that it's not real.

There's no way you can actually say that ghosts are not real. I just did. I just did. I mean, I said it, but I don't believe that. Especially on Friday, the third day. There's just anybody who said, I feel like most people who say that ghosts aren't real are actually very scared of ghosts. Yeah, you scared of all of them.

Or am I a ghost? Or, or actually very scared of ghosts. Yeah, you scared of all of that. Or am I a ghost? Or there ghosts themselves. Yeah, that I would understand. But I don't understand why they're like stuck. Like why are they stuck in this hotel? Like they can't go outside of the room. Yeah, the rules don't make sense because it's not real, man. No, dude.

It's fucking, there's no way. The thing about the lady in the blue dress at this seal-bock hotel is she committed suicide. So then whatever the rules of the afterlife are, or like, okay, now you got to like say in the hotel, and I hope the seal box hotel is dope. It is. So like kind of a cool place to get stuck. Right.

It's like, yeah, like you want to get stuck in like the shining hotel and cool places like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or the seal box. Or the seal box. Yeah. Yeah. And she for sure watches you watch porn hub. Yeah. It's just this lady in the blue dress just watching me just discuss it. Is there is a no dementia dude? You're in a new city. Walk around a little bit. New City walk around a little bit if they're you're going for another round Okay, here's if there is another dimension You're doing it too handed. All right now you can there's not enough there

This is the last video you're watching What a and now you're clicking the weed cover. There you can't touch your computer. Kyle, I'm just tripping a little bit because I'm thinking like if there is another dimension, like is it possible that it might actually be the internet? Is that where the ghosts are? What? Yeah, I'm gonna go take a shit. Who cares?

I'm gonna go take a quick one. How I was with you until the other dimension is the internet? Yeah. I'm just thinking about our dimension. It's like, is orios.com. Yeah, I'm definitely making a big leap here. I understand I'm doing a big leap. That's, that's, but I just tripping on it.

You're saying that the spirit realm is the worldwide web. And we're just now starting to tap into it. Oh, I, okay, I gotta wait this. At the beginning of that. Very spooky. So the porn, the porn that you're watching, yeah, the grandmas could be ghosts. Shut up, bitch.

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on the IHR radio app, Apple Podcasts or the Avigate Your Podcasts. I already at Apple podcast or ever you get your podcasts So bigfoot is spotted walking through rural Colorado did you guys saw this video? Okay, they were looking for elk but for sure it's just a Guy in a gillie suit. Yeah, and they're like go there, I'm going to film you, this shit's going viral, dude. For sure it's that? Why? Why is it not? It could have just been a new eject. I mean, also it could just be the internet, Kyle.

Yeah, wait. So it could be artificial intelligence. It could be made. It could be built and VR here. What? Yeah, I mean, I guess, yeah, I guess that makes more sense than just a man in a gillisuit. No, no, yeah. You really think, did you see the video?

In this day and age. And you think it's a guy in a, you think it's staged a guy in a gillisuit, which makes total sense. I mean, yeah, I think that probably it's a guy in a gilly suit and Bigfoot isn't real, but also don't have bigfoot's real. And also, why are we scared of Bigfoot? There's no real bears in the woods, dude. I know, there's no real bears in the woods.

Like, I'll just rip your face off. Bigfoot doesn't like to get seen. No, he's sort of chilling. He wants to round. He'll be befriending your family the Henderson's exactly he'll be like loves beef jerky he's a huge fan of beboot his face what's the name of that movie Harry and the Henry and the Henderson in its whole vision show it was like hey white wizard you like that do you like that movie yeah fuck it is it. Yes, point. It's actually, I rewatched it recently.

It's so bad. It's crazy. That sucks. One of certain movies from your childhood that you're like, this is the best movie that you're rewatching on. But greatest last shot of any movie ever. Okay, what is that? So bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

And then last shot where he like heads back into the woods., and then from the tree stump, the little kid shows up, and then from another tree, the wife is there, and then they all walk off together and you're like, dude, they might all be for real out there. Yeah, I did. Yeah. We'll say less. Say less. Say less. That might be right, but at the same time, watch the movie. You'll cry.

The end will get you. Hit me with it. Oh, yeah, of course. Ah! Dude, this one's sad. The Chicago woman, she was 104 years old. You guys see this shit? She skydives from a plane.

She was aiming for the record to be the oldest world's oldest skydiver. Okay. And she was. She did it. She landed. She died the next fucking day, dude. Okay, that's that's that bad. I thought you were getting shitty, dude. No, it's not. She's 104, then she's guy doved. Yeah, I thought you were going to say she died while she was doing it, but she fucking went out, nor is fuck, dude. Yeah, she was probably like fucking... Nucky grandma! She probably was like, I skydived, I'm going to go fucking crazy the next day and then die.

What was she doing when she died? Well, the next day she did do a lot of methamphetamines, it says. Right. So she was like, I'm going to try everything. Yeah, right at the end. No, she did say, Asher is jumping out of the plane, let's go. Whoa. So she was kind of a pro grandma.

Right. Let's go. Right. Let's go. Or she just said, let's go. Who goes? She said it in a Tom-to-long accent. I take it to.

Yeah, no, she let's go She probably didn't even know where she was she thought she was going the grocery store She's like, let's go sunny and they're like we're pushing him out of a plane old lady I'm up for this I don't remember Just go Skydived I have not sky skydiving before. Yes, I have now that's too white. Have you guys ever skydived? I have not skydived. Skydiven before. Yes, I have. No, that's too white. Have you done it? Yes.

A few times. Yeah, I did it two times. That's for you. I don't think I'll do it again though. No? What if you were 104? Huh? When you're 104, would you do it again?

Guys, maybe. Let's make a full mess. If you're 104 and you're like, Randy to die. Yeah, you're forward as fuck. I feel like that's a good way to go. Or just driving a car right off a promise. If you're 104 and you're like, Randy to die. Yeah, you're bored as fuck. I feel like that's a good way to go. Or just driving a car right off a bridge. Yeah, just fucking jump.

Just say fuck, because you know how like, right in the right size. Whenever you're on a big bridge, you're like, maybe kind of tight. Let's see what happens. Yeah, but then you're like, I can actually make it. If you launch off this bridge, last second,

roll out. Yeah, you roll out then you got to open up a door and the door is open you launch so you launch and then you time it just right and then I have a convertible right so a stand-up okay like and like Vin Diesel and triple X you're- I would love to see 104-year-olds standing in a fucking convertible that goes off a clap where he just goes, but there's no athleticism in it. It has to be like, you move the weight of your head and the rest of the body follows.

Yeah. Like, I think that's a bumper. And I sing as I'm going out. Please don't stop the ball. But do you live? You live. You live to tell the tale. Did you get some Q&A?

Let's get some hot hot hell. Yeah. Bring them out. Bring them out. Guys, I can't hear you. I said, go ahead and listen horn everybody. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off.

Tusty. Show us your nipples, Isaac. Yeah. We're really gunning. We've asked them every date of the tour so far. Wait, you sure it's up. Show us this. Wait, his pants are down.

Oh, he's jerking off right now. Oh, my God. Dude, the other family don't. This is your entire reputation. You're fired. He's putting up his legs and he's figuring his own asshole. Oh, Isaac's disgusting.

So Anna and Nick want to know, what happened to I'm still going to send it on the sunboard? I know. I black out at nights and it's right here. I'm still going to send it. Hey, head in a few times with that. I'm still going to send it. Yeah, I feel like'm just hooking a send it. Hello. Hey, head in a few times with that. I'm just hooking a send it. Yeah, I feel like you're hooking a send it.

Oh, some for the grandma that sent it, you know what I mean? Hey, maybe, hey, go through the song board and let's do some deep cuts. Appreciation of the song board, right? Here we go. Trisha, I'm your pre-own, you like? I'm a dude. Great ass.

That's great. Pizza, pizza. I'm just hooking a send it. I'm hooking a send it. I'm still gonna sell it. It's a pizza. Trucking so cool. Smoke weed everyday. Freak a seahaw, water truck.

Can't a fan-ish. Never smoke weed everyday. How hard it was to time to say it at the end of the song. Because there's the end of the song. It's a part of the music. The fuck smoke weed everyday. It's just life for dog. Oh, Joe dirt, baby.

Yeah. Joe dirt, baby. Hell yeah, yeah. African sea. Hey, you know none of us are in that movie, right? African sea. Thank you. I'd side that movie.

Joe dirt in the dirt. African sea. So, Freaketsea, Peltcha, she wants to know if you were a pizza topping, what would you be in why? Pizza pizza. If you were a pizza topping. Pineapple because nobody likes me. Would you say pineapple? The people that do really like you, no?

Yeah, dude, I prefer pineapple on pizza. A choir taste. A choir taste. But wasn't that like a, was it Gen Z or millennials that were like trying to flex on people older? They were like, if you like pineapple your own. If you like pineapple and jam, but also do pizza.

Oh, I never, I never like that shit. I'm never a lucky old man who's about to buy those pants. Yeah, fuck those kids. I don't know shit. Okay, I did. Good. Me and the white wizard, no. You're right, cool, bro.

Do you know what you are or should I go? I know what I would be. Okay. I think it'd wizard, no. Uh, uh, cool, bro. Do you know what you are? Or should I go? I know what I would be. Okay. I think it'd be Bufala Masorella. A special... What words did you just say? Bufala Masorella. It's a type of Masorella cheese. You're so bitter. You're so bitter.

That's what I'd be. So why? You're gonna soft. Taste good. Yeah. Oh yeah. I like it. What would you be, Ders? Uh, human skin or, or, or, or,

like a human skin. Hallopaine, yeah. Hallopaine, yeah. I'll be an onion. I'm white and slippery. Yeah. I see that. I feel like I would be meat lovers.

Yeah, meat lovers. Because like, that's your one topic is meat lovers. You didn't say one topic, what topic? What topic? You know it couldn't be anything else. It's gotta be meat lovers from my guy. I agree with you. I agree with you.

Look, I'm a little butter ball of braggadocia. Baby, baby. I do with you. I like, I'm a little butterball of Brigadotia. Baby, baby. I do like to think that Adam thinks that five different meats is one topic. That's what I was saying. Yeah, that's cool. Dude, when you order a pizza, you just say meat lovers, man. Yeah.

I love the meat. I agree. And the reason being, because it's fucking dope. Yeah, dude. Yeah, okay So Nate dog wants me to raise it. This is a question for Isaac Isaac Isaac horn. Please come out here. Oh You got dressed we got dressed big one. I don't need dog with a w would like to know question for Isaac simple and to the point out of Durskyle Adam and Blake Who's your favorite and why hold up

Uh-oh They're all my favorite. Yeah Yes, there you go. Hey, fucking lay off him, dude Who you're not you're not done? Are you trying to you have to go through and say oh What you like about each of us and then also a thing that you don't like about each. It's science. Start with Kyle. Yeah, go ahead. I'm an easy target. Hit me, hit me, baby.

I like getting weird with Kyle and talking about aliens and ghosts and whatnot. That's great. I love it. Yes, points. Drinking with atoms always fun. Okay. Yes, points! Drinking with Adams always fun. Okay. Yes, points! Durs and I talking swimming, water polo, you know. That's right. That's a great role.

Blake and I listening to music, punk rock, getting radical. Yeah. Alright. And that's it. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. Okay. I don't know. You sure? He said he likes it. He said I like it. Okay I don't know yes

He said he likes it I want that sound clip Just Isaac little sassy just I don't like when you guys tell me to show my tips Goodbye, I just don't like it when you guys are finishing my tips. You know what though? Peace. If we stopped it, get real only. Make real. And mic drop.

Yeah. Thank you, Isaac. I wish he just got way too real with us and he's like, I don't like Adam boss me around it. If I around it. If you feelings. Bulley. So Sarah Smith with a heart of the eye says, what is your craziest or worst tripping or smoking experience? Oh, well, I mean, I think we've talked about it on the pod, but I really, well, there's

a couple, but I really did not like robo tripping. Oh, yeah. This was something that really did not like robotripping. This was something that I did not like. Yes. Well, do you also remember just a few minutes ago when you said, go, so the internet? Yeah. Yeah.

But that's not what? That's not the problem. It's a problem. I didn't say it's a problem, I'm just saying like, it's something. I'm assuming you have to be high in order to put those two puzzle pieces together. Well, I mean, constant state of stone. But I think robot tripping was probably like the worst.

Like I wanted to take a drill to my head the next day. Oh, God, yeah. I want to tell you about Kyle saying that. Is that it's real? I know, like my brother had a drill. He talks about taking a drill to his head? A lot, actually. Like, like, like, my brother had taken a drill to his head. A lot actually. No, dude. I just knew there was the pressure. There was so much fucking pressure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I saw Schulte Knight in a potted plant one time.

That's pretty bad. What drug? And then what was your worst trip? It was mushrooms. And we were, we're sitting on my buddy's couch. I was like 17 years old and I'd look over and there was a like a potted like tree in his living room. And it wasn't the tree anymore. It was chug night. And chug night was just fucking all like synonyms, just like looking right at me. And I'm like, and I just go, it's shook. looking right at me and I'm like, and I just go, it's shook, it's shook man.

And then my buddy Kyle Goons was like, what the fuck are you seeing right now? And I'm like, I'm saying it, I'm seeing Shug Knight. I love that your worst fear is Shug Knight. Yeah, I don't even know why, because I don't, you know, I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. He's super cuddly.

He's not cuddly at all. He's scary Shug night dude that big old cuddle turtle We find out Adam and Shug night are dating He's actually okay Blake um probably the robo tripping as well. We it was the same night We all went out with our scumbag friends from northern California and we're like let's all drink a whole bottle of robotes and each and It's suddenly you just started wrapping like little way right no I'm a million here. I'm a million there. No, that's like

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Essentially, yeah, is it like a dabbing? It's a dab, yeah. But you eat up knives. Hot, hot, hot, hot. like it's dabbing? It's dab, yeah, it's a really bad. But you eat up knives. Hot, hot, hot, hot. And then you squish the knives and then you put like a, uh, uh, no. We're not, you're not part of the show. Um, and then you just fucking put the two liter half over it and you

huff. And then our face is just like fell off. Oh, yeah, that's some cool. I traded shit right there. That's gonna get you a fucking some cool. I'm just like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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And he's like, have you ever smoked weed with embalming fluid in it? And this after we've smoked weed. And I go, fuck, ew, no, of course not, dude. And then he's like, will you buy me cigarettes? And I'm like, oh, fuck, just kid. So I go and I'm buying him cigarettes, and then I just find myself looking at the oil.

Like I was in the automotive section of the gas station for like 20 minutes. Yeah. Small weed everyday. So Michael Pulture. Fake name. Yeah, Peltchow. Fake name. Yeah, fake name.

Did you ever think there would really be a live show? And what's your favorite part? What's your favorite part of the live show? Of the live show? Honestly, it's like a trip. We've been doing comedy together for a very long time. Is that what you call this? Yeah, well, whatever this is.

And just seeing the faces of fans who've been rocking with us for a long time. Is that what you call this? Yeah, yeah, well, whatever this is. And Chuck's and Gays. Just seeing the faces of fans who've been rocking with us for a long time has been, it's been very, very cool. Yeah, yeah. For me, it's like, we've been doing comedy for a very long time and just seeing the asses of the people who've been rocking with us for a very long time. Yeah, baby. Great ass. We've been doing comedy together for a very long time. Is that what you call this? Yeah, a cartoon dish. Yeah, no, I think it's getting to hang with my guys.

And as you know, when I've been getting, when I drink a half bottle of vodka last night, and then I tell you guys how much I love you and it's because I do I love you guys. Yeah Oh, love you too. I love you too. And that is it and also with you and Kyle For me, you know, we've been doing comedy a long time And just see all this Yeah, the chucks and the gigs There it is, the laughs.

But the live show, I didn't see this coming. I didn't know we were gonna be doing a live show. It's great to see you guys. It's fucking epic. It's very cool. It's bonkers. We can see, this is like, I don't know, man, we've read the compliments our whole career with comedy

and like read all the compliments section and everything like that. And to see everybody out, it really is wild. It's cool. We don't call it the comment section. We call it the compliments section and everything like that and to see everybody out is it really is wild Yeah, we don't call it the comment section. We call it the compliment sections. Yeah, we don't we don't read anything that's not a compliment Katie G would like to know could you guys turn it down real quick and wish my husband a happy birthday his name is Justin G it looks like Judson Judson Do you love him? Fake name. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, Judson Judson. We love you, bud. Happy birthday, bud. You're a great dude. Oh, this one, Tara wants to know, can you guys hit us with some Dojo, bros? And do you guys remember? I mean, it goes, if you want any of this girl, you better do it better, I love my number.

And if you don't know, cry, don't call. Try not to want your body, body, body. I know you did too. And you got my hold on my heart And then I love you Right from the start Cause I'm a thing of you Karate stops through my head

And if you don't know Karate You're my girl, you'd have to be dead Do you want any other But if you don't look around Don't call because you got your body body body Yeah, so I guess I guess we did remember one verse And you take backs any, any epic slams? Ooh, I'm gonna just take back everything I said about cornfields that came out of nowhere.

I was still warming up. Yeah, nothing with me and cornfields has ever happened. Okay, that sounds like you're in denial. I got no takebacks. I'm sorry to yell that you, but I'm not taking it back. That's gonna fall. I stand by what I said about whiskey and the fervor that you guys had towards me. It was a lie. I would like for you to take that back. Because that was a simple mistake. Okay. And I know it's bourbon, oh boy do I love bourbon.

Oh boy. We boo. I would actually like to double down on. Oh a double down, a rare double down. Ghosts on the internet man. You didn't say ghosts on the internet. No you said ghosts on the internet was the other dimension where ghosts. Ghosts on the internet.

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