This Is Important - Ep 165: Live From Atlanta: Ludacris Was On The Guys Flight

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

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Ah! Wow. Okay. Blake, the way you played your computer right there, really makes me want you to play the guitar. I know. I wish I could do anything I looked like I should be able to do. But I also wish that for you. Yeah. Yeah. Because you look like you couldn't do like be really good at a lot of stuff. Yeah. I look like I can skate, surf, play guitar, be a mad scientist. I don't know.

But dude, you're so good at throwing out buzz ball. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And look at how he plays that shit. Bop-bos-sah! Look at that skill. Goon-ne. Goon-ne. Goon-ne. Goon-ne. Goon-ne. That's actually the sickest one. I feel like you have mastered that, so that's good.

What do you think, like, with the Paul Simon going, throwing out buzz balls? Do you think we could have done that for 45 minutes, baby? Ah. Just, and, and, and, and, well, more cases, here we go. I think we could have done that for 45 minutes, baby. Just... And... Oh, more cases, here we go. Like, what's the tolerance level?

I bet we had one more case in us before, like... No. Do we have two more? And by the way, special gris, Luda Cris, come out and throw out a case. Luda! Come on, Luda! Luda Cris, come out! Oh, he doesn't want to. That! Oh, he doesn't want to.

He doesn't want to. That's weird. He doesn't want to. He said he said nah. Why? Why not? He's being a bitch. He's being a bitch.

You said you were gonna. Yeah. I'm actually really pumped at Luda Chris, because he's here. Luda's trying to throw out cases of buzz ball and then he bailed on us. Luda, I don't like your Tuda. Yeah, he was backstage. He was eating J.R. Crickets with us. It's weird, he's not coming out right now.

Yeah, dude, he was hyped on it. Or so we're seeing. He eats all of our J.R. Crickets and then doesn't throw out the buzz balls. What the f*** did he hear? He said he was gonna, he's fucked up. That's right. I will say, who, because we had a little debate backstage

who were like, who is the number one stunner of all of Atlanta? Is it Ludo? That's a very specific restaurant to one person. I know. He's so big town, damn. But yeah, who is? Who is?

OK, you want me to just say the guy I thought number one, stunner, was putting on little stank to it. Gucci. OK. It does. So who named them Blake? Let's see. Three, three, four.

Okay, well, we could, we'll start with Luda Chris. Okay, that's right. Okay, we'll just name them all and then we'll go through the, what about Outcast? Yeah, that's who I would go for. That's, that's what you guys like outcast. Or are we saying Usher? Because I mean,

Whoa, I did not go uneven, but he could have out. Yeah, a little job fuck that's gonna push me Wow, that's gonna push me in a slightly different direction maybe and this is just who you like their music Not who you'd want to fuck or anything right? Well, this is nothing sexual. It's this in sexual at all It can be if you want to take it there. I mean I suppose music is inherently sexual so I understand what you're talking about Yeah, all music is inherently sexual. I think so. So like when you're watching. I don't know like a children show Oh, right the music hey little boat peep She could fuck. T-I.

T-I is a big one. T-I, no yeah. T-I. Fucking tip. Dude, I literally dressed like T-I in 2006 today. Okay. Good job. I feel like I'm part of Grand Hustle.

Okay. So it's, but it sounds like outcast. Yeah, it sounds like outcast. Okay. And I love that. I like that. But Will John now has a show where he like re-does houses. Have you guys seen this? Is it actual?

Yeah! No, it's like what will John, what does Will John want to do? Oh yeah. They turn like a garage into like a bar. A pimped pad for disco. Yeah, it's like kind of like pimp my house. There's nothing more I like that. Where they're like, you could have a kitchen towner,

counter, or you could have a jello pit. Right. All right, that's not that useful. But yeah! They're like, you could have a garage, or it could just be in a aquarium. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. It's just a gorilla cage where you keep live animals. Yeah. So that was. So that was. I actually had a little bum that the kind of non-love for usher dude. What? Yeah, because I said usher, there was just those six girls over there that are like, you

said, because we pronounced it wrong. We didn't say usher. Right. Maybe that. He's a little more like a tan, that's it wrong we didn't say Erscher right maybe that He didn't understand Little lambristed lady up front said that is it Erscher that is it No, I think it also has to do with like last time he performed like I think it was in Vegas like he's just straight up Would steal guys girlfriends from them during the show. Well music is sexual. Music is inherently sexual. Well, all music.

Because you've seen his obliques, dude. Oh, yeah. My wife would leave immediately. That's why I did not bring her to the show in case I was sure we're to be here. Right. And I think he might be. Yeah, I don't even like you're just waiting for him to fucking like on a stage and shit. Dude, I don't even like bringing Chloe around Atlanta in case we just see an usher spotting right

He's the only dude who could wear he had like the like I make up thing with like the crazy color dancing on top of that car that like Did that and then made it back from that? I thought that was fucking tight as hell. Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't. I thought it was. Peace out. A town down. It did not.

Dude, well, I feel like we're kind of very blessed to be here. We had an... This is my confession. We were kind of graced. My confession. Dude, I don't know what to do. We were kind of graced I don't know what to do with the keyboard and my confession. Yeah, we got it. I know the dance. I know the dance.

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I know the dance. I know the dance. I know the dance. I know the dance. I know the dance. I know the dance. I know the dance. I know the dance. I know the dance. I know the.E.R.E.D. Or like, remember like watching Barney as a kid? Be like, be like, be like, doodododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododod That sounds sexual. Yeah, that sounds way sexual. It was these two bananas that were just Ipful tower gassed every week.

Right. Yeah, yeah. The honestly was an Australian show. I don't know this show even a little bit. Bananas and pajamas? I don't know either. Does anybody know bananas and pajamas? Hey, hey, good for you!

You know the show! Everyone standing up does not know. If you're sitting down, you know. I just know they're rhyme, dude. The rhyme, you know the show. Well, because it's a really bad name for a children's show. Because you think of bananas. OK. Wearing pajamas.

And then it could be anything else, but then pajamas. And then you immediately go, well, bananas in a pajama. Right is a boner would be in a Direction, but then as in pajamas is like in the morning when my boys come into the bedroom and I'm like, God damn Pajamas boys come on Mom dad is still asleep. We're sleeping in here. We're wrestling. We're wrestling. I Feel like I'm not gonna have a lot of words at that moment. It's just gonna be a lot of like a wrangling cattle. Just whop. Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, little dick, little dick popping through. Those are words.

And now what did you say? You said words. I did say words but I considered little dick popping through a sound. Little dick popping through. So your little dick is popping through no you're talking about an episode of banana pajamas so I was saying that it's the morning I have morning wood my kids come running in the bed you guys are your kids are running in with their dicks that's what was happening with Dursas kids I think in the beginning yes dude what? what your kids kids

I just said bananas and pajamas when they all jump in the bed hey first of all don't put that on Terce's kids That's what I thought He was talking about cut it out. We're editing this out Adam you know we're only talking about Terce's kids Dicks for the live show We'll cut it out for the people at home moving on you know for a fact when you wake up as a young child us That is when your boner was the hardest sure, but I mean that hasn't gone away for me Yeah, and that's something you still get seven-year-old rock hard diamond cutter boners

Yeah, this Duke is I wouldn't call them diamond cutters, but they definitely would cut like a hard clay Yeah, a hard clay like not a formed something from the earth like still like a formed clay. Something from the Earth. Like still like a little soft. They could plow a field. They could cut something. Do you think you could plow an entire row of the old with it? No. If you did like a Spider-Man crawl, dragging it?

I think it would dissipate real quick if I, it would wear it down. Yes. Dude, if you were dragging it through the dirt, how long would it last? How far did you push it? Dude, we've got to get a game show going on. I would say four feet. And the fact that this isn't a live game show

where we ask audience members to get rock our dicks and plow their dicks through mud. You can tell us. We're sorry about that. You can do so much. Well, the oil and soil. And it's just greased up dudes with their dicks doing chores. You can pee by a farm.

And they farm it for us, and we film it and make money, you guys. Hey guys, welcome to the Workaholics Riders Room. This is what happened. This feels cool. You could draw with it if you like, rubber banded a marker on it or something too. You could see what happens there.

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It's one to the night. Yo, but as soon as I said it, I'm like, why is the word dictionary so familiar? I know, that took me right now, too. That's a thing. You would have to call it dickpictionary. No, you would have to call it dickpictionary. No, you would have to call it dickpiction's a thing. You would have to call it dickpictionary. No, you would have to take it. You would have to take it with a K.

Oh, dick like, okay, fine, great, dope. Yeah, easy, even easier. Yeah, point's for spelling. You know what, I just recently watched like the intro to Zubilee Zoo. Yeah. Zubilee Zoo. Okay, I don't know.

I'm do excited, man, is waiting Zubilee zoo, okay. I don't know. I'm so excited. I mean, it's waiting for you. Oh, different songs. You guys know Zubilee zoo? Yeah. Yeah. If you're asking me, I'm going to say no.

That cockatoo lady? You don't know Zubilee zoo. No, I don't. It was fucking terrifying to me. What was it? And it's like these adult humans, and they are all dressed as animals. Very right. And they come out and they're like singing Zubilee Zoo

and the intro song, four minutes long. Yeah. Erred every episode. Yeah. Sexual or what? The main? That fucking parakeet. Yeah.

I'm going dog. No, the lady with the nose. I was like, oh, the other lady. I was six years old. I was like, what that nose do? What goes up your ass? What do you think it does? I don't know, dude. I was like, oh, the other lady. I was six years old. I was like, what that nose do? What goes up your ass? What do you think of that?

I don't know, dude. He might have been thinking about kissing it, man. Give him a breath. I think he wanted her to shove her nose up his ass. That's tight, too. So that's fine. Should I play 30 seconds from the Zubali Zoo theme song? Yeah, please.

Yeah, because I have this. Let's see if it works. One, up. Everyone in. Time for the fun to begin. And the fox dude was weird. Yeah, you guys can see it. Can you see it?

I can see this. You got to tap back. Good, good, good. Okay, yeah. Now this looks free PSGOT. No, but the leopard dude was dope. I felt like he was talking directly to me He'd be like welcome

Anders was he the was he the black guy? Young child and I'm like mom Yeah, mom was a guy talking to me black dude like little flat top. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He was tight Can I play bananas and pajamas things on now? I think I know good. I think I know. I think I know this one. This one is fucking fire. You're about to get body. Wait, hold on. This is a razor commercial.

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Yeah higher Oh First of all you have the internet and Secondly, you're watching children's programming in 2012. Yeah, this is what to be fair Oracle Halleys came out in 2011 Music is sexual that's true dude. You don't fuck with bubblegum. He's you stoping The Ferro. The Ferro. The Ferro. The Ferro. The Ferro. The Ferro. The Ferro. The Ferro.

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and I put it down on the hook. A fucking collab with Paw Patrol, being the movie now. Damn. Oh well. Oh well. Slipped on that. Okay.

That's right, maybe we can do it. This is my confession. Dude, I was trying to say, we are blessed people of Atlanta today. What does that mean? Wow. Okay, say it. Say it.

Say it. Say it. Do you know what it means? Let me explain. Do you know what it means? Okay, what it means? Let me explain. Do you know what he means? You have an idea what he means. Okay, what do you mean? We flew here on a plane. It's true. Literally with ludicrous.

True. He was in the front row. Yeah. And we went through some terrible turbulence. I got scared. I thought we were gonna die. I legit like went to my iTunes that I was listening to. I'm like, I'm gonna turn it to a song that is gonna be cool to die to.

Really? And what song do you play? I just played like, diplomats, like, camera on. I'm like, I'm going out like a soldier. Okay. Wait, really, it was, you got bad, we weren't on the same flight, but you had bad, really. Oh, Joe, I was like this. On the way in, I caught some, yeah, but it wasn't scary to me. Now ours was it was

maybe some of the worst I've ever been through. To the point that a guy was walking past me from going to the restroom and when turbulence hit normally you just grip the seats. Yeah he goes shit. He did. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. Just lamped out, too. I heard the best artist's arms at his side. Dude, he was just like, it was legit. Dude, I thought for sure he was like an air marshal or something, because why are you doing that? It was the most insane, like, if you think like what you're going to do with bad turbulence,

that would be the last thing I would do. Not hold on to anything and just go to the floor. Get in roll position or you could just get the chair hit the chair. If anything, I would like hop on someone's lap and like hold on to them. Well, I was supposed to go hang on to ludicrous, but I was like, if we live,

that's gonna be a weird story. Well hold up. I knew he was on the plane. You did. So when the turbulence hit, I was like, we're about to die with Luda. And I mean, actually that would really suck for us because he would be like Luda Chris, died at 52 or however old he is. And then in this tiniest print down below, other people died.

Would you think he would elevate us? So you wouldn't even mention us. He'd be like, fame physicist. A long career. A really nice school teacher. And then some guys have talked about buttholes. Someone has to go. With a dog.

But I will say, part of me hope that it would like raise all tides or whatever, where it'd be like, so Luda died on the plane. So they kind of have to also mention that we were there, too. It's size. We, like, he'd'd be everywhere and we would also join that, whereas if it was just us, it'd be places. So that one, I mean, yes, for sure that's how I want to go out with all of you guys. I do want to be like in my 80s, like I hope we're still doing this, just no gums,

like no teeth. Oh god, if we're just all gums, it's being like, you're muddled. I would suck up banana and pitch here, Mystique! And I did! It reminds me of boner, and then you know. Oh, I wish I could. I'm so glad to still be here. Turs is like, yeah, you pick up smoking

in the next 20 years. Yeah, something's going wrong. Oh. Oh. If I just threw up blood, that'd be cool. But so, dude, Luda, the only reason I recognized him was literally his eyes. He had hoodie up, COVID mask, and then sunglasses, but he took off the sunglasses for a moment and I was like, hold up. Nice, raw. And then when he came off the plane,

just straight up ninja style, little briefcase. Well, dude, I feel like you're almost draw more attention when you're that undercover. Because I didn't know that that was ludicrous. He told me that ludicrous is on the plane, but we're waiting for our producer and it to come off the plane. And I just see a guy with this much of his face showing,

wearing sunglasses with a mask so you could really only see his nose because he pulled up the the hoodie to that tie it I was like all cinched that has to be a famous person right right that right actually reminds me of the last time I was in Atlanta I was here we go I was in Magic City and Okay, what he was hey, he was at the Coca-Cola Museum don't that was during the day I did the bang bang. I did the Coca-Cola Museum to the puppet museum that shit is fire But we closed the night out at Magic City. What is Magic City for those of us? Don't know what magic. No, I'm not as familiar with 18 dollars you guys I'm not as familiar with it. You guys are I'm a

apologize I'm not a apology. It's a it's like the sickest strip club ever. Oh Hey, more there we go. You don't have to be ashamed about it, dude. The way you said strip club You can just say strip club. You don't have to know why it's sick. Why is it sick to you? No, cuz he was like it's um It's um, like good. Yeah, did you um, Oh, sick is good. A strip club. Yeah, did you see you got a little nervous when you said strip club? You don't even want to talk about it.

We're in Atlanta. They go to strip clubs to like eat breakfast in the morning. Right. That's what you want in the pool. Let's go to the strip club. When you sign a deal for like, you buy your new house. Yeah. You're just trying to eat a waffle.

There's just a girl right behind you. Just like, loose butthole. Yeah. Can you give just a girl right behind you. Just like loose but whole. Yeah. Can you give me a bite? Can you give me a kiss? Oh, you want that shit scrambled? Just put it right there. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da The year is 1800, a city hall, New York. The first murder trial in the American Judicial System.

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Listen to season two. On our hard radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get podcasts So I was at the strip club oh my gosh, you go to strip clubs. Yeah, it's fucking bro Grow up and it was T.I.s. Wives birthday. Okay. Tiny, is that right? Yes, yes. So I was, I lucked out. I was there on a very special night. But there was a dude walking around the club

who straight up looked like the invisible man, like wrapped in a scarf, like hat sunglasses. And everybody's tapping me and they're like, that's ghosted. That's T.I. Really? Now it's like, the invisible man is T.I. That's awesome. Wait, so why doesn't T.I.

just, it's his wife's birthday. You would assume that he's gonna be there. Right. Because he looked pretty fucking cool. I'm like, maybe the next thing is like, we all dress like the invisible man. What is it called? It's called the masked everywhere.

Is he doing it? This was pre-that. T.I. was on it. First, dude, Atlanta's always first, dude't he doing that? This was pre that. T.I. was on it. First, dude. Atlanta's always first, dude. See, that's dope. I mean, I'm just imagining ghost dad walking around the strip club, and I like that.

It could have also been Bill Cosby. It probably was. Right. It probably was. Yeah. Yeah, I could see him there. That'll make sense. That makes sense.

That makes sense. I'll wrap it up. I've I could see him there. That'll make sense, man. That makes sense, man. That makes sense, man. That makes sense, man. I've never been to Magic City. I've been to Claremont Lounge. Like, yes, yes. Oh. It's so fun.

So fun. Claremont Lounge, for people that don't know, I see a few confused faces. It's like, I don't like being at a strip club where the women are too beautiful. Okay. Okay. And that's where anything of the Claremont Lounge women, because their beauty, comes from within. You are beautiful. But, you know, because you're at a strip club and then you look around and all your guys are like, oogling some oggling, whatever the word is, some like Wollins butthole and you're like, this is gross dude, these guys have boners.

The claim I lounge is just fun because there's a woman there with titties that are four feet long. And she swings them around like a helicopter. And then when you're drunk, dundring in your powder blue ribbon, she's like throw it up and you're like, I don't wanna throw my beer at you, that's offensive. She's's like throw it up and you're like, I don't want to throw my beer at you.

That's offensive. She's like, not here baby. And you're like, whoa, yeah, don't mind if I do. And then you throw the beer up and then she takes her meaty titties and goes shrapack together. They literally say, what pap? That's a what pap. That's a wrap. That's an epic what pap and cheese matches the beer cans. In between. Like, so recycling started here too? Yeah, dude. That first thing.

Atlanta was first. Did you? Those are like, and they remember you so well at Claremont Lounge. I might have told this story before, but I was there. I've been there maybe four times. And the second time I win, the one that goes, welcome back, baby, we saved your seat. And then I'm walking in, there's a bunch of people there, and people are like, oh, Adam goes to Claremont Lounge

every night to sick fuck. Right. That's what they're thinking. They're like, this little horny pervert. I just like recycling. I brought these every night. I kind of wish instead of her crushing the can with her own boob it was kind of like, do you remember those machines like my friend Colin in his garage it would have one of those like

crushers what happened? Bully? I'm hearing raw meat. I'm hearing Bully. I'm hearing. What the fuck are they saying? I don't know. There's only one way to find out. You, right here. This is going to be... It already made it worse. Blondie, and that is a singer.

Oh, Blondie is the one with the meaty titties. Oh, very shaggy deadly. Got her neck. Oh blondies the woman with the meaty titties. Oh, very shaggy deadly got her name. Okay, we get a big shout out for Bondy, please. Epic. Big shout out to Bondy. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I just want to make sure we are definitely not giving flowers.

No. No. No, no, no. No, I'm not leaving Atlanta, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You know what I'd like to get flowers, and then we name a celebrity. It's someone that we really like that don't get, they don't get enough appreciation. And then we give them flowers, and then they would die within a month. Yeah. Most people, like it does in people.

It's in the double digits. So, hey, Blondie, we love you, babe. Yep, yeah. Yeah. But we're not giving you flowers. I'm a little, I'm spooked, I'm a little spooked. If we could go back, what would you about to explain with this machine?

Okay, remember these, what do you wish it was? Do you remember canned crushers? Of course, I love them, I still love them. So it would be cool. You really remember them, that's cool. It would be cool if Blondie allowed you to kind of do the function of the camera. So it's like she held the can and then you kind of... Wow!

Well where would you be smashing these cans? Against a rib cage, I think, by the way, that he's just right here. I feel like that might cut blondie. I respect blondie. I'm ready for a loan. Just let her do what she does. I think what she does is perfectly fine.

I think blondie, the way she... I mean, you guys haven't seen it. So you don't know what a magical treat it is? No, I think that's the... You see, she's jagged, Danlie. The meat flap in the wind, the way it is. No, I can't. I can't. The meat flap in the wind the way it does. It will stay cute. I will say the way that you described it,

it was much more magical than a canned crusher. Yeah, came from Blake, you know. Well, think of yourself hoisting one gigantic breast up with two hands and coming down. What are you creeping onto? It's a sketch. Like nipples or something. It's like a very very flat. I don't think about what I say. I just fucking say it. I know that's what we know about you. We know. We know. I'm imagining you grab her like

ariola's a consensually of course. So you're grabbing both no one one one ariola. Okay. Okay. This is a city. I'm grabbing like the tip of it. I'm a hoisting it up the can. She's holding the can like this and then I go. Okay, I'm gonna make one, I'm gonna make one alteration to this. I'm gonna say that somehow it happens where the can standing on the stage. I don't know exactly how that's gonna go down but then you wouldn't hurt her. And I don't know. She is a good thing going. She is quite a player. I don't know why I'm like this. Why are we coming? Okay.

You know, then you're basically on the top. Now listen. Then I kind of grab her large breast and I go up. And there's no way she can be standing at a counter. But go ahead. And then I kind of, she's not in the counter. Oh! Right, and I haven't been, I have not been harmed in one bit at all

Well, you know what and that might be a specialty treat that she dishes out to her most loyal customers Yeah, right which apparently is me so dude. You're gonna get the crush Is she a grandma? Do we know that? She is. She is. Well, TUSTI! Unreal grandma. What an unreal grandma because most everybody's grandma is pretty sweet and normal. But this grandma is a fucking big piece. Well, I mean like, yeah, it is cool that your grandma is like a true living legend because in LA.A. we have like Angeline and we have a few kind of a cookie women, older women that you're like wow,

look at her go. She's someone's grandma. She's running through traffic. But Angeline, all she does in L.A. is she wears pink, she drives a pink Corvette, she has billboards for no reason other than that's her name and it just says Angeline. And she has giant fake breasts, which is cool. And then it was like kind of a spotty when you first moved to LA, you're like, oh that's

the first celebrity and you're like, but she's not, but she is. But she's goldies the better version of that because you know why she's so happy. I'm going to call her blondie, but go ahead Maybe I don't know who's to say we can have all we can have all these crazy grandma's guys Crazzy although a fight to the death Blondie for sure. Oh, yeah these crazy grandma's guys. Ever crazy. Although a fight to the death. Blondie for sure. Oh, yeah.

What? Yep. But Angeline might be like, I don't know, weirdly flexible. She might do, like, chungly upside down helicopter kicks. Off of her core vet, just fucking. Yes. Does she get her car in the fight? I don't know.

Maybe she's a. And she's a California babe. So she's done nothing but yoga and need avocado for 60 years. She is the power of the Sun But but but blonde is got giant titty one is tough Why don't he's got to be tough. She crutches beer cans between her bubs. Hey, how how is there like a late night 24 hour roller skating rink here? What? We'll give you guys, well, how long you need and we'll just come back. Blake, I don't know if you've, I mean, we've covered this on the podcast that I'm basically crippled at this point. So you can't walk. I just roll. We'll pull you. I don't go roller skating. I want to go roller skating with my guy friend. I would actually love to go roller skating. I want to go roller skating with my guy friend.

I would actually love to go roller skating. I would love to go roller skating with you. What did that be for? Yeah, yeah. We've gone. When did we go? We went with our kids. I was blackout drunk for that.

You could say like, was, I didn't even know like cool roller skating was a thing till the movie Roll Bounce came out. Oh, dude. Roll Bounce. Is that, is that, that's said in Atlanta? like cool roller skating was a thing to the movie roll bounce came out oh Bounce and that's set that's said nilana is I believe so wasn't that yeah that was by wow And I am I think in over the right movie. I think so yeah ATL Yeah, there was this well that was set in Atlanta obviously. Yeah, no, we're delete Delaware. Yeah

Oh, yeah, Yel set in Delaware. No, it's Yel. It's about opening a roller skating rink in Delaware. Yeah, didn't know that. When's the last time you went roller skating? And Andre and I went together, but I will black out. I was black out. Yeah.

When's the last time you roller skating? I feel like when I was like a kid, because I didn't like roller skatings. I didn't like quads. Are we talking about the inline? I'm saying that there's a difference between roller skating and inline skating. You don't even need to say it. Yeah, it's known. Just clearing that. But you can, by the way, you're allowed to wear roller blades at the roller skating

rink. Every time I went to the roller skating rink, oh shit. Every time I had to think the roller r rink every time I went to the rollers skate the roller rink Oh shit The roller rink I was wearing roller blades. I believe there was an era where you could rent only roller blades And then they were like let's get back to basics. I actually found I think I've tried quads before and I'm not good at it It's just different. It's weird. You call it quads Yeah, I've never heard anyone call roller skates. He feels like culture. How you just made up a term the way you just called breast bubs. In a way that no one has ever heard. Thank you for it worked for

me. I was like, I mean, I liked it. I was like, that's a cool term for blondies big old whammies. Yeah, that's some bubs. Some bubs. Her chubby bubs. You're calling quads. Quads would be like, just in the two and two. Like a roller skater. What it is worded. Yeah, it doesn't make sense because roller blades have four as well.

So they're quads, right? Now, you are so dumb. I don't think that I am. OK, I don't think that I know. I know you know. I know you don't. Shut up. It makes sense up there.

You don't like it. You don't like going to roller rinks? No, might the first time I ever finger banged a human more woman Was at a roller rink. Oh really not okay. I love it and so then I love it. I love roller rinks I know every night if I could just to relive Where were you in the ring? Come here, come here, come here. Come here, come here. He's like this. Come here.

Oh, shit. That's why I'm like, where were you in this app? And you're on the floor? It wasn't in the ring dog. But that was eight. That was eight. That was two in the ring. Oh, all right.

One in the ring. OK. Two in the ring. One in the ring. One in the ring. OK. Two in the pink. It was right there. It was right there. Yeah. No, it was in a, there was a play daisyum right next to the roller ring.

Yes. We covered this. Yeah, homie is a play daisyum. Because I did the same thing in a discovery zone. We bonded over this. And that's a ball pit, basically, right? No. It was that night.

It's science. Is this like the jungle? I was specifically... Woo! I was specifically in a tube. I was 14. So what are those like the jungle? Like we had the jungle.

So you were in a tube and that's when it happened. Yeah, I was in a tube. That's what it was like. It was very, very exciting. And then I came down, strapped on some quads, and... She's eating so fucking hard.

Yeah. My friends were like, he's going for a land speed record. It was just me like, wow, you were so juiced. He was just trying to dry his hand off. Oh, no. You're lucky. Yeah. They're like, what got into that kid he's got the power the powers within The crossover turning yeah, you got to hit him with the fuck. Oh, yeah, dude the crossover turns

The TJ's just like I don't know what happened in that too, but he came out of fucking gold metal skater Yeah, but it was it was just hello. Oh Oh no, it was just like boys to men on the uh yes points. It wasn't a a fast-gauge song at all. Yeah. I'll make love to you. Oh, I have you off me too. And now you die. Maybe all the mind. This is my confession. Oh This is my confession Hey Isaac can we get another beer on stage please? Nice spring in some Bruce Is he not bringing them or

Start it Eyes a good man people like you I So show your blondes Show him your blondies. Show him your blondies. Show him your blondies. Let's see those nipples. Let's see them blondies. You want to do it? Our professional manager refuses to flash a crowd of 2,000 people.

Beats a pizza. Yeah, that's right. You love that. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Let him have it. Yeah. You know, we're not doing apologies yet, but I'm sorry. 2000 people You know, we're not doing apologies yet, but I'm sorry about that. That's not okay. It depends me. That's not okay

Wow Whoa you ask for it Whoa you asked for it. He's a pizza. Rays! Rays! Isn't that crazy? Yeah! Isn't that crazy? What are you guys doing?

Rays down. Wow dude. Oh shit. What is this? Yeah, but notice he's not taking the shirt off because those are prosthetic arms Those sleeves are cool though sleeves you could buy it like a costume store that you just slide your arms in yeah when you flexed they like bunch up I Think I went for that as Halloween once I had like a nurse scrub and that muscle suit

And I win is like the like most muscular nurse you'd ever seen Well, have you seen them now that they're so tight? And they look so real. Wait, what? Have you seen the like skin suits that you can wear now, the muscle skin suits? And they look like so fucking real that it's actually very real. It's like it's basically like you're putting a sex doll

on your body. Yes. Oh, okay. I do that. But wait, I do that. I don't understand how it's like the same silicone on your box. Yes. Oh, okay. I do that. But wait, I do that. I don't understand how it's like the same silicone that they make dolls out of and you wear that skill.

You know a word. Yeah, silicone. Yeah, well, you really want to know what my brain was doing. I do. I do. Is it silicone? Oh, silicone valley, right? Yeah.

Wait, so it's essentially just a rubber shirt you put on. Yes. And then it has like the built-in definition. I haven't seen these new ones. When I did it's essentially just a rubber shirt you put on. Yes. And then it has like the built-in definition. I haven't seen these new ones. When I did it, it was like pillow. It was good. Dude, it is unreal looking. We could all be so jacked.

It's totally, really. So sweaty underneath. Huh. Oh, yeah. You had to like, with hella baby powder in there. I mean, I haven't done it, but I've, I've wasted. So did you though. I thought you were.

Did you done it? You're not wearing one? You're real muscles. He's had the tab open on the browser for months though. He's like, do I get this? I'm just going to tuck it away. Just fucking. It's like danger.

Stock is low. Only three left. Yeah. OK, OK. It's like, oh, I can always return it. I can always return it. But it's just for my ass. Halloween is coming up.

Yeah, that'd be great. It's, I'm that guy that wears those khaki pants, and it's just for my ass. How the way this coming up? Yeah, that'd be great. It's, I'm that guy that wears those khaki pants and it's just sprints. Yeah, that's the one. Oh, and that dude, ladies, ladies, what are you doing if you get a guy back to your house, you get in the bedroom and he just takes his ass off right before you get down?

Yeah, is that a deal breaker, ladies? Do you, do it so surprised breaker ladies? Do you? No. Do you still surprise how many women just go? No, actually, not at all. We don't care. No. You see some weird shit on the apps.

Adam has a whole pile of his fucking... We've kind of covered this on the pot a little bit in that like the 80s men's butts were revered in ways that I was like, but men are writing all these movies that are talking about men's butts. So is that women, are women into butts? Is that the, like what? From Fishbowl. From Fishbowl.

You horny, hoiing on you horny lady. What makes you horny when you're looking at a guy, hang on, when you're looking at a guy hang on when you're looking at a guy like outside of the face body stuff What's like the number one thing you're checking out? Shoulder I think I think they all just yell Well, here's here's what I think it goes. I think it goes Well, here's here's what I think it goes. I think it goes height is probably first that's My entire life they were like you short little fucking troll That was just a mom being like short Kings bro. You're fucking short king bro go off

Yeah, man some chicks like that. I'm seeing a lot of thumbs down though for the height, but I think oh Yeah, cuz I know what we're living in a woke society now that now everyone's like actually I don't like the thing that I actually do like okay I'm respectful of everyone even short little troll I mean people right right right but I can't all be going after they're not all going after the tallest specimen no they want to climb them like a tree and build a little tree for it in their effects. No, because I think there's a short woman that would be like, I don't want a very tall man. I want somebody that's, but then you're going to make even smaller kids and then like the earth is going to spin out of its

axis. Right? Dude. Isn't that what happens? I guess so. Like if all the smallest elephants were the only ones fucking, we'd all have elephants that we would walk around town. Bro. Yeah, that's right. How many years do you, how many years would it take to make a pet elephant happen?

Six to five tops. Six to five years. You can make a miniature elephant. I think. How small are we talking? We're talking on a fucking leash, so you have to be able to hold their talking like Teeke full-size like this table okay so in order for a little rainbow are we doing this yes is this hour four walls whiskey actual

tiny elephants I'm down to breed elephants that's all about businesses that we should invest in like hell they the always sunny and Philadelphia guys Just created a whiskey that Called four walls whiskey and we were like Because you know we love drinking and Blake makes $11 of for bus balls, so That's good for him none of us make any money off that but Yeah, and we love that for Blake he gets One and a half subway sandwiches off of his bus ball deal

We invest in as a group and I think we just found it. Yeah tiny elephants Maybe true elephants. Yes, for elephants Now so you know Yeah, for elephants. You know what I do this, you're always breathing tiny, like we get the smallest elephant and then breed it down, right? Yeah, that's great. Well, how big is an elephant before it can breed? Can they breed when they're small? Well, it depends what music is playing.

Oh, I feel like if you play... This is my confession Look at me fucking pretty small. I don't know weirdo. I don't know how young you can make elephants fuck I didn't say young I said small you said how young can we force I did fuck these Pack of terms to fucking get weird weird. I'm fucking weird that what are we talking about right before the elephant stuff? How tall people are sought after and butts? We'll say I think it's tall. Okay, and then it is cock. It's not cock like it isn't cock. No, the cock is farther down the list. You wish. No, I know it is. And I mean for sure it's your face. What? I'm too crazy. Excluding face.

Oh, we're including face. Face. I feel like it's got to be number one. We're saying teeth. When I feel like that's part of your face, I think it's I think the next thing would be just like a physique. You say gums. No, she said taste of thumbs. Yeah, no for sure. Thumbs. Thumbs. What? No. So you tell me that if a jacked, super fucking hung, handsome rich dude rolled up to you and was like,

I actually don't have thumbs. You would kick him to the curb and what's your name and address? I don't give a fuck. That's not very woke of you. Yeah, I don't feel like that's inclusive. She's just like, you gotta be able to pick shit up for me. If you can't grab the grocery bags. Wait, wait, what makes a good thumb?

You say those weird short thumbs. I know she's talking about the ones that are like short or the ones that go backwards. The ones that go super weird back. Who's got a backwards thumb here? Wait. Oh my here. Oh God you're fucking thumbs like a mailbox

Okay, I feel like that's a pretty niche thing Yeah, that we can all admit that really the next thing would be abs and that's why I haven't touched on but yet I know I'm getting there and I think that's why people love Blake because Blake has the abs Blake take off your shirt and let everyone touch you I don't I just Run through I weird and then I think it's and then I think it's but I think I would flip those I think I would go last I feel like guys with abs. I think that's a red flag for girls who are like this motherfucker doesn't eat Right this dude works out too much right I tell myself Well, I mean those are just the women that don't work out and they love cheeseburgers, which I I love those women

Yes, but I still think of but I still think a butt is higher on the totem pole than the than the abs the priorities all right hey agree to disagree what about thumbs for you For grown-off that the fact that people what's weird because look at my thumbs Clearly had a boyfriend with a weird thumb and that's a nice two pointy. It won't feel good in my ass, right? That thumb is too pointy. It won't feel good in my ass. Right. So that's what it needs to I smooth right round thick but not too thick the perfect size thumb sure and I think we know that you're a freak yeah and I need a perfect thumb to sit on and for women now let's rate women And who do for women now let's rate women for me hang on let me get my binder out For me it's all personality. I Like the smell of a girl's hair

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our radio app Apple podcast or wherever you get podcasts. Yo, since we've been kind of, you know, wheeling and dealing go on state to state, staying in hotels. What he's describing right now is our tour. Yeah, he's saying wheeling and dealing. I

know you don't know what he means. Since we've been on tour going state-to-state, stain-in hotels, wheeling and dealing. Every shower has different shampoo than I'm used to. Yes. Like my hair will go across my nose and I won't recognize the scent. And I'll be like, damn, who is that?

LAUGHTER Yeah. It was a little fluffy today. I feel like I might do that. Damn, who is that? It was a little fluffy today. I feel like I do that. Did you smoke anything before coming out here? What's the deal? He's not Smelt myself and I was like who is that? It's a damn. It's just Atlanta. It just does it to me man. This is where I'm meant to be dude It's where the players play. I like to tell you.

He's a town damn. Took for applause. All you had to do there was go yeah I did smoke but instead you trumped that with I don't know it's just Atlanta. Yeah. And if you go back hey guys don't feel too special because if you go back and listen to any of the live podcasts, he'll be like, I guess it's just Louisville. It's just like, hey, leave him in Indianapolis. That's how we do. And the crowd every time, I was like, yeah.

No, that is not true. I am where we live. So wait, you lived here. You lived here, filming. So you've spent some time here. You spent some time here. What are your top three favorite qualities? Not places, but like things

No, not this tab is all mirror what up Grizzlypics That's just a place. I'm talking about like people vibe like what are your three things that you took away from living in Atlanta? I love the individuality of Atlanta. I love the artistry of Atlanta. I just love the the the soul of it. I just feel like it's a city that has an identity. It really does. And I really I love it. I didn't politics identity politics.

Okay. For me, I don't care for it. I'm a time of day. I'm a typical weird guy. I like the roller skating and Delaware personally. Sorry, quad. The quadding. Quadding. Yeah, do you know Atlanta fucking rules too?

I don't know if people from Atlanta like it or not, but being in LA for so long and then coming here and it feeling like the better version of LA. Yeah. Right. And to be specific, what do you mean by that? Of Hollywood. Like, you know.

I guess you're just, you know, you're at the hotel, you're in the lobby bar and you recognize other actors or you know a producer and I feel like you just kind of know people here And it's kind of a home away from home for so many of us right and we just fucking love it everyone's so damn nice This is where Tyler Perry built another White House right? He built to the white house so we go there tonight. What do you mean he built another White House? It's like to film movies and whatever. They built another White House on his, he's got a whole lot thing out here. Oh, he built like the White House.

Yeah, so shoot movies. Yeah, not like a house with White Paint, like the White House. I mean, did that guy fucking nail it or what? Yeah. Medea. Yeah. Dude, address on me. I'll make 35 of those movies.

If you ever fucking fun, let me do that. But also the live shows, I watch one of the, they like film the live shows, they're unbelievable. Really? These people sing their fucking like lungs out of their mouth. Well, so do I. This is my confession. It's different.

It's different. It's different. It hits different. What's the live show thing? What are they singing for? Like he writes plays and shit. Like that's how we got started was doing like plays and stuff. That's a way to mute movies and now he has a White House. Wait, was this before after Medea? Before. Oh, no. You don't read the Tyler Perry Bible. What the fuck, dude? I don't. I don't. I don't. You didn't

read his bio before coming to Atlanta. I can watch Medea. I just listened to Usher's Confessions 25 times on the plane. You have to do some hot topics. Oh, that wasn't even the remix. Hot Lanta topics. I forgot. Confessions is like part two. That's the original Confessions.

Oh, yeah, the part two is the banger. Anyways, yeah, we could do some hot topics. Hey, it plays a little Conf like part two. That's the original confessions. Oh, yeah, the part two is the banger. Yeah Anyways, yeah, we could do some hot topics. Hey, play as a little confessions part two. Well, I'm gonna look that up I thought we did it. I thought we did it pretty good. Here you go. This is the one the people really like Yeah, we did it We did it thank you Isaac Horn everybody Yeah, it's give me a little wiggle a little wiggle or something. What did he just do? Did he just shoot the beer cap hit me with the hot topics? Yeah, you got it hot topics on though

Wait, wait Thank you Blake. Oh Wait, wait. Thank you Blake. Wow. Oh. My fish. Okay. That was a special Atlanta version.

This is good. Nice. This? So word on the street is the only way to reach Dolly Parton is through facts, which is fucking sick, didn't I? F-A-X. Yeah. I thought it was like facts, B.

Right, you have to speak truth to Dolly. You can only speak facts to me. She's got a bullshit. I don't want to hear a cap. No, this is cool. This is like this is like this is all important. This is stuff. Yeah.

So Miley Cyrus, she's the one that out of Dolly for using the facts. She says we used to do the phone, but then she does a facts. And then someone scans the facts. And then they put it into a text message. And then that gets sent to me and it's always signed from Dolly. Oh interesting. So that's your dad does that shit Blake. His dad is super nice guy every once in a while who

reach out and say, hey good job on this or congratulations on that and then he always writes from Tim. Yeah, right. It's true. It's generational, I'll be honest. Everything we do today lacks a touch, and that has a touch. Yeah, this reminds me of like when I heard that Bill Murray had a 1-800 number, and you're like, oh, that's how you get a hold of him.

Right. But that's how you get a hold of him. She reaches out by a fact with like a handwritten message. I love it. There's something to that. That's why we keep, we're now we just like put a little thumbs up on someone's text to you. Yeah. You might as well just be like, fuck you, I heard you, I get it, I got it, okay. I know what you're saying. This is cool. This is cool. This is cool. This is good.

This is communication. So part Dolly added that it would just take up too much of her time. If she tried to get in touch with everyone who tried to get in touch with her. So just say, fax me, fax me, or call me, and I'll call you back. And that scares everyone on. I know why this is a thing. Because Dolly Tarton got on Instagram

with the big old titties. All right. And she was getting so many DMs like semi-titties. She's like, she was like, come down to the Claremont Lounge. Okay. And she saw the photos. She was like, that seems fun. Maybe I rolled through.

No, she said, I want to see. For real, I don't accept the DMs. You have to fax me if you want a Tittie pick. I heard, I heard Jolene work for the Claremont Lounge. That's how you shunt that. So hit me with it, be'd be like oh, yeah, sorry Jada peeking Smith God shut up. I'm so favorite. Here we go. I'm so Reveals she built a beautiful sex room. Hey, Jada you good?

Jada you good she built a beautiful sex room for her and Will Smith. I mean, who gives it shit, lady? How about her, how about you, fuck your husband, and then just not tell the world about it? Yeah. And then I won't have to talk about it in front of one million people right now. Right. What do you think the like the NDA for like the construction crew is? Like you got to build that.

Dude they're like yo. Can you imagine me in the carpenter who's like you might need bigger after. He's like. And you know that. Yeah. The structure guy that's like and how many hooks did you want me to put this ceiling right here is not load bearing. You know that, right?

Right. It's gonna need to bear a lot of load. So, yes, point. There it is, points. And he's like, and I'm not allowed to talk about it, but I just installed two bananas and pajamas. Zoolobiles, zool. Like, what is she up to?

What's cool to me is when you hear and watch the interviews, she thinks she's like running it. She thinks she's like mastering the conversation and she's like bobbing and weaving. And I'm like, you just look insane. She looks insane. Well, she could, Jay to pick it Smith, constructed a special

love nest for her and Will Smith to allow them to spend intimate time together when their kids were little. When you're an adult, you can fuck anywhere in your house. Right. So how about the best part? Yeah, you don't need a love nest. You can just go to the kitchen. Hey, by the way, I'm not opposed to the love nest idea. I think it's kind of tight. But your home is supposed to be your love nest. Yeah, and your roof. And your roof. Get on the roof.

Yeah, the roof, the backyard, the pool. But maybe plenty of spots to go get you. But maybe. But maybe they're super freaky and you don't want all that oil. No, no, no, no. If you're at the space to get on your bed, here's where you need a nest. Here's what I think.

I think they definitely weren't fucking. And somebody was like, you know what? I bet if we built a room specifically for fucking and spent X amount of dollars on that, made it perfect, then we'd fuck. That makes sense. And you're like, yeah, I mean, let's fucking try it. Uh-huh.

Oh! And he's like, what about to go shoot a pursuit of happiness? I'm going to go do the Serena Williams movie, but sure, when it's done, when they're done building it. I guess use some of the wild wild west money. Let's talk. Yeah. They'll be sex dungeon for us. I don't know.

Let's go. You know what? Fuck it. How much did you spend on the sex dungeon? I'll do bad boys for life. All right. Right. Right. Right. She did that. Hey, off it's dungeon. No, no. The pairing expense of this. So expensive. It's like that show you were talking about earlier. There's an aquarium. Bill John. Bill John built their sex extension. That's right. Britney's claims she had brawling sex with Colin Farrell. What the hell? Everybody's just out and What's going on talking about is actually forward. That's it. That's it. Man. So she's

brawling though like fighting. Good. Well see this is the issue. It's Colin Farrell like what the fuck, mate? He's going to come for us. We can't keep talking about this, dude. He's going to pull us aside somewhere and go, it's going to fucking stop. Okay? It's going to fucking stop.

It stops now. It stops here. When did we talk about Colin Farrell before? We talked about his sex tape. We're going to be on... Oh, yeah. We're going to be on... He's going to be on tour, flying to New York.

He's going to be front row. He's going to be row is actually coming to bathroom with me for a second, right? I'm gonna take you in bruge. Come here right here. I Do such a bad call unfair I just went off of whatever the fuck you were doing, but she doesn't even do a good impression of himself Brawling sex brawling fighting So they had a two week according to Brittany, they had a two week, hot romance. Where she had with Colin Farrell years ago, comparing their quickie affair to a street fight.

You crazy bitch. But wow. Yes, sir. Also, you know Colin Farrell's like, no. Now I look like a, like I'm assaulting her. What else does she say about it? What else does she talk about? Brittany says that they first met calling through a club promoter.

Classy on the set of this 2003 film SWAT. Classic. Brittany says the sparks flew immediately and the stars wound up having a lot of rough sex, describing it as a two week brawl. Brrrr. Justin, Justin was like, I have to get out. This woman is gonna kill me in my sleep.

Right. That is how it sounds. She added that brawl is the only word for it. We were all over each other grappling so passionately. It was like we were in a street fight. That's... She sounds like... I don't know, man. Honestly, you know I'm fucking 110,000% team Brittany, so that's fucking. Yeah. What sounds like you're right. She doesn't seem absolutely insane dancing with knives in her

living room in her bikini. Right, but that's self-defense. That's self-defense that she's developed since the brawl. Well, yeah, that's what she's done. By the way, can you imagine just wrestling for two weeks and coming? Wrestling and coming. That's too much. Yeah. I, I ship them. I like that. I want them to work out.

I hope they, you think they should get back together? Yes. Colin Farrell and Brittany. Oh my God. Yeah. I, I think it's just cool that they had those two weeks, you know, that's great. Right. Right.

Yeah. See, that's, and that's all they needed. And then Colin was like, I was just in a street fight with Britney Spears for two weeks. And she's in really good shape right now. I'm drinking a lot. She was jacked. She was just training for MMA. Was she snakes in 2003?

She had a lot of snakes on her at that point. I thought so. I thought so. I thought so. Yes, of had a lot of snakes on her at that point. I thought so. I thought so. I thought. Yes, of course. I thought so. Hit me with it. Okay, Jesus man, keep it me on my toes. Atlanta woman slurps down 48 oysters. Oh, I saw that video. Yeah, in viral TikTok driving her date to ditch the tab. I saw that video wait To ditch the tab. Yeah, he was like this too many oysters. We're out of here

She basically ordered a ton of food. He was like this is a lot of money. I'm leaving. Yeah No, dude, it was it was crazy like 48 oysters is a lot. Why no? I can't even imagine like I'll eat one oyster just because to me it's kind of like eating like a lugi or something. Yeah, I don't like it either, dude. It's a lugi. A lugi.

What do you call it? He said lugi. There's nothing wrong with saying lugi. No. Well, it's the wrong word. That's not the wrong word. Well, it's definitely not even, it's just slang, so you can say it out.

How do you spell it? How do you spell it? It's not in the spine. Spell Lugie. L-O-O-G-I-E. That's not how I spell it. Oh, yeah, that's not how I spell it. That's not how I spell it.

L-U-G-I. Oh, what's the second? What's the second? What's the second? What's the second? What's the second? What's the second? What's the second?

What's the second? What's the second? What's the second? What's the second? What's the second? What's the sound I spell it? I actually know the L O U. It's L O U S E. What's the S? It's like St. Louis, but it's L O U G. You are so dumb. I honestly all I think about is the word L Luigi. It's just a Luigi. The Luigi?

Yeah. You just tell L Luigi. That's why I spelled it like that because I was about to spell L Luigi and I was like, I got a bail. Well, what is cool about this is like, when we do this podcast, we definitely out ourselves of like, who is the dumbest of the crew? Well, Lugi. You're a list of the dumbest of the crew. That's actually a very interesting question.

I'll use Lugi in the census. Okay. Lugi here. I'm a dumbass. And that's it. That's it. And you don't think I could have not said, Lou Ge here? No, Lou Ge.

Lou Ge. Well, Lou Ge here. Well, yeah, you have kind of a cool Southern twine, too. Yeah, now I like Lou Ge here. Lou Ge here. Lou Ge here. Where are you going? You guys don't fuck with oysters, right?

No. I really fuck with them. When I shot the first pitch perfect movie, I was in Louisiana and I'd never tried Oysters before and I ate a dozen oysters to my face and then a shrimp poboy and Six beers every night And 25 pounds Remember what we're calling them. I was calling oyster salads of the sea. Right. So what? I thought they were I thought they were like super low cow like nothing, but they're they pack a little punch.

They do. It's kind of like an avocado. It's like a good fat, but maybe don't have a dozen, but at every meal. Yeah, I mean, like I'll eat one whatever, but 40 40 yeah back to back to this woman away 40 even It's like the date went well. Let's go back to your place She's gonna be like you got You got 48 of those in you well maybe yeah An affidizia so maybe she was like this ugly motherfucker This short little fucking troll I don't know Maybe she was like, this ugly motherfucker, this short little fucking troll.

Fair enough. Fair enough? You think that's how that works though, like if the more you have, the more horny you get. I think that's what she was thinking. She was like, she was like, yeah. She's like, maybe we get out of here now. And she's like, he goes like this.

Another round. He goes, you want to get out of here? And she was like, oh shit, look at those. Bam, bam, bam, bam! Actually, let's have a few more. Can I get some questions, Isaac? Can I get another tray of oysters please? Yeah, I can't, dude. I can't do that, man.

Just watching people eat those is gnarly. It is. I feel like Dick Tracy doesn't somebody... Doesn't the bad guy in Dick Tracy fucking just soar? Yeah, that shit is so nasty and Isaac one more round Isaac Dictatrisis one more round what's wrong with Dictatrisis Isaac take it off I think just take the light over Oh my god look at look at that

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Listen to season 2. On our hard radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get podcasts. So now we're doing this thing. At the end of the show, we do a hot Q&A session where you guys have these hot hot cues and we give you some sweet A's. So Amber wants to know where is the wizard's merch? That's a great question. And I would guess it's still, it's illegal in another realm. It's hard to ship. The wizard saw a lot of merch in other realms.

What a bison. You're a danna. Thanks man. Thanks dude. But we will send these are Isaac's nipples. No, we will send a Falcon or an owl through the portal and see if we can get some merch going. We'll send both.

Yeah. So Ashley, Shell Shire, which I'm just ch- I thought that I'm just, that's not the name. I'm not a hot guy, I believe. If Warka Holic was remade with an all woman cast, who would you pick to play your character, Amelia Earhart? Yeah.

Amelia Earhart, the first woman in flight? Yeah. Huh. Is that right? She did. I think so. She went around the world. Did she go around the world? I think she just flew from like England or tried to fly from New York to England. She crashed. She crashed. Trans-Atlantic? Trans-Atlantic. Trans-Atlantic.

I'm calling it the first trans woman. First trans woman across the Atlantic. Okay. All right. Yes, points! I'm fun with Tiffany Haddish. For you, that's cool. For you? Yeah, yeah. I think she would do really well as Blake. I think she would too.

She'd be like, she ready. Huh. Yours? Who would play me? I don't know, man. It had to be a stone cold fox. Yeah, I don't, I feel like it had to be Margot Robbie, otherwise I'm like know man. It had to be a stone cold fox. Yeah, I don't I feel like it have to be Margot Robbie Otherwise I'm like okay

Okay, it obviously would make much sense if it wasn't Margot Robbie for you Like who? A thousand percent and Kyle I'll answer for you Go ahead Roseanne That's what I was gonna say dude That was like, I love it Oh, he's talking easy dude and that's I love it. That's easy. Dude, and that's, I love Roseanne. You're just gonna be fl favorite childhood. I heard Rose.

You heard Rose. And then my brain immediately went. Let's do fake. Oh, so I don't like that then. Oh, well, that's okay. My other thought was maybe me and Jillian would just like switch roles. That works.

No, I don't see that. Oh, wait, yeah. Did guys get to play the women? Or what? Or is it fairers or not? What are we doing? I don't know anymore. So Haley Rose goes Adam. It's time to shave your beard. Looks like blonde lady pubes in the light.

Whoa, why don't you cry about it? You know what you could do? You know what you could do? You know what? Maybe let's take a vote. Haley Rhodes, should I shave my beard or not? No! Wait, you just said should I shave my beard? Okay, okay. So, hey, should I shave my beard? Okay, okay, so hey, should I shave my beard? Yes? Okay, or should I shave my beard? No! Dude said should I shave my beard? Yes, or should I shave my beard? No! Yeah, also, but also you can...

You can address this by just putting a little bit of some diet in that must Yeah, I'm not gonna die my That would be so much cooler if you died your shit like I'm gonna diet. I'm gonna die at a cool color Dude black jet black. I would be like punk rock and be like blue Blue beard like one size blue one size red blue one size red. What about a camel? Adam that's a camel beard. That's really cool and I support that. I think that too. Later on in the tour when I know I'm

going to shave it soon and might get a little fricky. Who's like that? It was an honorary member of Chili Peppers that was in like a nut. Who? What? Dave Navarro I think. Navarro. Talk to him about the beer game because I feel like he rolls I think he had a house Re-modeling show as well. You Dave Navarro so he's a

What is his band's name James addiction? Yes, I saw I was backstage and James addiction was performing It was a festival and it was a turning stage and I saw Dave Navarro he was standing like this nice And then and then the stage was starts to turn and he looks down atarro, he was standing like this. And then the stage just starts to turn and he looks down at his feet and he goes, and then goes. Yeah. I was like, fucking, even rock stars are dorks, too. This is the way.

Lori Williams, she goes, what would your porn name be? Mine? Lori Williams. That's pretty good. I just know what that is. Mine would like mine to be Richard Packington. That's kind of fun.

Yeah, that's good. Where'd you come up with that? Was there a backstory? I think it was the character of something in film school. I just always liked that name. Richard Packington, Dick Packington. Yeah, yeah. You know what it came from, it comes from your middle name

and then the street you grew up on. So I think mine was actually, because my middle name's Richard. That's lucky. And then we lived on Park Glen Court, so I was a Dick Parker, which was kind of dope. Wow, dude. Yeah, I think it was your first pet and the street you grew up on. So I would be Franklin Berrywood

Pettic Parker let's go. Yeah, dude Franklin the hamster our IP. I miss you Oh, sorry, so if it's first pet in the street you grew up on Hammy 150 third street Like he can fuck. Hammy 153, maybe. That's a good cool nickname for like anybody like out there on the corner. He's fucking. But what's your name? What if you did your middle name and and Hammy?

What does that turn into? So you take the numbers out. Hammy Patrick? Patrick Hammy. Dude, that's fucking not that good. I know. If we're doing the rules, I'm Freddie Clinton. Freddie Clinton.

That sounds like a ball of tissue. Yeah, and if you're not doing the rules. Sir Fucks for 10 seconds. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Probably that. So Abby and Sam say, that's a long time. The cockatier. The cockatier. That's Abby and Sam say seconds. That's a long time.

The cockatier. The cockatier. That's Abby and Sam say Kyle. Do you feel bad for betraying us? Signed the Aruga lords. With the Aruga lords? Oh, this is the first time. Aruga lords. I see you get over. Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. Because but but I also I think I am so explain it so

Kyle is a vegetarian and then all the sun he is and he's eating meat all the time now I'm not eating meat all the time I'm like hell yeah dude because I'm not fucking rocks what did I what I do I meet at the glad awards because I was hungry come on I was hungry? Come on, I was hungry. That's okay. If you're funny, you start the glad awards. I don't think that's how works. You don't just eat meat if you're hungry.

I just don't think you understand how hungry I was and I need to really express that. You've eaten meat in front of us now, too. The stage is yours. I also ate meat at Buffalo Joes in Chicago. Okay, sick That was for my friend Durs was that worth it? No, it was I mean no it wasn't I don't think it was they were good though You could have just licked the sauce. I guess I could start licking me shout out to Buffalo Joes Where you can go and just lick the sauce? Hey wait if no, that's it. We figured it out. I'm not going to eat anymore meat. I'm going to lick it.

Is that fair? Is that fair, Rugaloids? Can I lick the meat if it's a customary meat? And I want to be a part of it. Can I go? I hope you go to a really nice restaurant and the chef is out there going like, man, I hope they enjoy my meal.

And then we're all digging in and he just see as you go. Pfft. Yeah. I think that's fair. I think it's just like when I smell like a drink, because I'll smell your guys' liquor every day. Yeah, and by the way, can you stop doing that, please? Yeah, stop, dude. It's okay.

Before you have a sip of that, of course, let me just... It's not stop. I just want to... Yeah. Well, I apologize. Early apology for you guys that don't be afraid of us Becky and Elaine would like to know if you could reboot any TV Sure movie and star in it as an ensemble. What would it be bananas and pajamas?

Charlie's angels Charlie's angels us three hunts Charlie is Margot Robbie yes, Charlie with an eye hot hot hot. She'd be into it With a gay team the gay team. It's like the 18 but we're gay dudes Yes, I mean, I think three minute and a baby is kind of I love it when a man comes together Three minute a baby would be a pretty cool fucking TV show. My two dads. Two and a half men again. Three and a half. Out of half man. Sorry bro.

Sorry bro. So Kyle Lambert asks, when is purple magic volume 2 get him released? Yeah again. I don't know. I gotta talk to the Wizards and when are the Wizards going on tour? And the Wizards, they don't want to go on full tour. They got a good thing going in their realm. Yeah, they want to make. But every once in a while, if a crowd's cool, a portal, hey, shut up, I said if they're cool,

if you're cool, if you're cool, a portal opens up, maybe. And the Wizards perform, but not if it's a toss. If people won't shut up, they won't come out. No, I like that now. It's like getting into like a cool party. Like, if you're cool, you can come in. But also, it's like, they'll come. And then you get in the party and you're like, this isn't that cool at all. Yeah, this is just dorks, sitting about.

Hey, no, they're cool. They're cool. They come in different ways. OK, you just don't understand where they're coming from. So, Karlie Kramer wants to know, hey, Kyle, how do your eye fix itself without glasses? Just curious. You can't stand.

You wonky bitch. Yeah, man. Well, I mean, I'll tell you what, you base your whole life on something. And then it just... She didn't say that. She said, I work for an eye doctor. I'm just curious.

So, which part was fake? The bitch. Just a bitch. Oh, okay. I added that. I added a little spice to it. I don't know. I don't know what happened.

I told the story on the pod, but I wore glasses for like fucking 22 years. And then I went to an eye doctor and he said take him off. And he, the glasses or? Take him off. He's playing bananas in pajamas. I don't know, dude. Hey, he said take him off. He sucked my dick so hard, my eye went straight.

Yeah. Swared a gun, I never had to wear glasses again, dude. Crazy. Dude, I actually do wish that you went to the eye doctor and he goes, well, take him off. And you dropped your pants and he just turned around and was like, oh. Well, now suck it.

Oh, OK. I think we can do something with this. I was going to say, lay six, but now we're having gay six. Yes, boys, boys, boys. Wow. Wow, dude. Yes, I just want a party. Okay.

It's science. Sophie Kramer. I just want a party. So yeah, he just took off the glass and see the corrective glass. I think, I was getting headaches for last like five to eight years that I was wearing glasses and I thought it was like I don't know. I thought it was all the booze I was drinking.

I thought it was just hangovers and shit. But I think that the headaches were actually caused by wearing the wrong prescription for a long time. I'm glad. It is. Yeah. That's what I think was common knowledge. That's like whenever you go to try your glasses and you put them on you

Go I instantly have a headache and you hand them back but Every fucking well the every lens crafters. I went to at the time Lens crafters is trying to sell me goggles so they're like pulling my pants down in goggles. This is goggles. Yes, glasses goggles. Yeah, I'm trying to tell you goggles glasses, you can't help it and then I think they were just glasses. God, I'll say that. Ed, try to tell you goggles. Yeah. It's your glasses. He can't help it. And then, I think they were just taking my money, man.

Let me just say that's what it was. You got to love Rachel Lifestyle and start going to Pearl Vision, dog. Pearl Vision. So Sophie, camera. I did just go to the eye doctor 2020. 2020. I mean, you don't sound sure about that. I know because it's never been that that's the best right? Yeah, you're the best

We don't understand it you're more Physically attractive than you've ever been some guys bloom in the 40s You know like Benjamin button, but like really slow. Yeah But Kyle you're also not 40 yet, so I he keeps going, some guys bloom in their 40s. I'm like, you're not 40 yet. Right. I meant to say 30s. I kind of forgot what year it was.

Who blooms in their 40s? Yes. Sophie Camer says, Adam, when you use your wife's tweezers to pull the stitch out of your foot, did you tell her, or she's still using them? Oh, good question. So Rob, Rob C. wants to know. Don't get!

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What was the question? What was the question? What was the question? after you pull out a stitch from your foot that was weirdly been in there for 30 plus years. Or, or wash a fork if you it's your back with it. It's not a big deal. So weirdly, I saw something that was in my foot and it was just like a little nub and I was like, I thought it was a splinter so I got my wife's tweezer and I pulled on it and it just kept coming and kept coming.

And that was like, do I have worms living within me? And then I go to a foot doctor and he's like this is a stitch it looks like it's been in there a while When was the last time you had a surgery on your foot and I go 30 years ago? So that's tight So I get Rob CS Adam. Sorry guys. How much PM power medicine does it take to knock you out? Just, I use the regular amount of power medicine, and I use Z-Quill, what I do is liquid Z-Quill. I put it in, I mix it with soda water and a couple splashes of vodka. This is the way. And I call that my night night juice,

and that's totally normal. I've asked a lot of doctors if that's totally cool, and none of them were that scared for me. So smoke weed every day. I do like how. Because that could be heroin. Drinks coffee, but also by the time of the afternoon, drink something called gogo juice.

And then into the evening, you're drinking 9.go juice, and then into the evening you're drinking 99 juice. Yeah, but that's like, that's way better than we go on. Then like, coffee, then cocaine, then heroin, okay? That's what I said, I'm like, better than that. Well, if this were the 80s or the 90s, I would be a full-blown coquette.

Yeah, you would be. But I'm not. Right, so now I drink coffee up until like two, then I switch to Red Bulls, then I switch to Zquill or Nyquill I think I look at that if I look at that come off you pulled the Red Bulls out he probably would be all right Maybe I'm still gonna send it she also a Rob wants also know where you guys sing the Catherine Zayda's Jones song for us We can handle that yep Catherine Zedjo. She just beneath lasers.

Oh, she hasn't trapped me. And Sean Connery There's a ball roll Without I think it's time for apologies epic giveaways epic slams. What are we doing here? I got an epic giveaway. We still have a whole fucking box of buzz balls. Oh Maybe Give away we still have a whole fucking box of buzz balls Epic It was pause on that let's take pause on that Blake Papa Papa pause do we got any this dude's just excited? Well, no, no not yet hang on guys look at you your rabbit dogs We love it you love you act like you need to give balls Let me get one big boss right here Blake you know this thing oh

I have another one. To any apologies or any epic giveaways or I'm sorry to any other legends of ATL that we left off that list. Are there any? Two chains, two chains, two chains, two chance like any any female legends of eights yell Louder you She said mom obviously said 17 names I'm just how to get her get her Adam Margaret Mitchell young jog Margaret Mitchell. I don't know who that is, but I Margaret Mitchell. I don't know who that is, but we love her here. Oh, that's the original M&M. The red M&M. That's great. Well, I'm not taking anything I said back here today. I say it by everything I said. Do you have any double downs?

I'd like to double down on all the weird homoerotic bits that we did. Yeah. I'm sorry to myself for eating way too much before this show. I had an entire grumbling a little bit. No, I just can't move, and for sure it's gonna go bad. I had like a buffalo chicken sandwich. I had a cheeseburger. Oh my God. I had mac and cheese. Oh my God. I had mac and cheese. Oh

I had a thing of shrimp. Oh And then I had like six or seven or eight wings Yeah, yes, Daddy. Wait is is Cardi B from Atlanta? No, we ain't we're not claiming her. They're not claiming her. Sorry. My bad. Google says it to be true. We'll be apologized for saying her.

Is Migos Atlanta? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I feel like we hadn't mentioned them yet. We haven't. I'm telling you Atlanta fucking rules.

It's not the best. Yeah, but is it better than Omaha? Because we have. Hey, Atlanta. is it better than Omaha because we have Hey, Atlanta shut up. Is it layin' it better than Omaha? Hey, hey guys, that's right. I just agree with you because we got my buddy Kyle. That's from there Yeah, your friend. You're like your friend. Yeah, my buddy Kyle's from there. I think maybe it's time for some epic giveaway Epic, okay I'm gonna wrap it up so I can throw it far. How do you do that? I'm gonna play this.

How's lights up? Can you get the how's lights up on the balcony? I need to see the people in the... Oh shit! Get off the screen! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! We got to play this house lights up. Can you get the house lights up on the balcony?

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