This Is Important - Ep 166: Live from Salt Lake City: SLC Hunks and Salt Lake Titties

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

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Today on This is Important... My butthole's pretty loose butthole from your dad! My nipples have zero firmness to them whatsoever. I cut my dick off and I'm growing it into another human. And if you're listening at home, I'm fucking the air. Let's go. Yeah, man. And the worst flavor goes out to the milk chocolate buzz.

Yeah, that was a real quick crack. What is it? This is chocolate ones. That's it. We have not had this one on the road yet. And I'm going to have diarrhea for sure. Is chocolate? Is the chocolate one? Holy shit, that is like poison milk and I love it.

We have like held up like in, we had like a bus ball shipment as we do. And it got held up so they went to the local liquor store or whatever you guys have here and got bus balls and you only have the shittiest flavor. So that is our bad. That is a point of profit I see here in SLC. Chocolate's the worst. Like, it's the worst.

It's pretty rough. I mean, I think it has dairy in it. Oh, yeah, I did we just gave everyone The claws of diarrhea So thanks are coming out guys. What's up? What's up This is cool. Yeah, we didn't know what to expect. And then we saw the tickets being sold here

and we're like, oh, there's some freaks out here. And it's out there. Yeah, there it is. Oh, I knew you were out here. Yeah, yeah. You're always peeking behind the curtain. You freaks. Yeah.

Utah's kind of a mystery like that huh? What do you mean dude? I'm just saying other states were kind of like what does going on in Utah? Right, I think the word is a misnomer's? Misnomer's? You know what Adam that word is so good. Yes points. I like that we're not even giving points to like a funny or clever joke, it's just knowing words. Yeah, so Cavalry points. Vocab points. I might have misused it. Well, because what do you think it means? What I think a misnomer means is you think it's one thing. And then it's not that thing. Like I've been saying that And then it's not that thing. Like I've been saying that alcohol actually alcohol here.

And we just went to dinner and I'm drunk as fuck. And there was alcohol. And there was alcohol. No, I'm okay. I'm moderately intoxicated. But there is real alcohol out here. I could taste it. Nice.

I don't. I don't. Well, you know, because I feel, when did they change that? I don't. I don't. Well, you know, because I feel, when did they change that? I felt like when I was a kid, I grew up in Nebraska, and you always heard that in Utah, it was like five set, or whatever they called it. What do you mean, like it's a dry state? It wasn't dry, but it was a less, less alcohol.

Yeah, like what? I want to. What? Utah. It wasn't dry, but it was a less less alcohol. Yeah, like What you talk What is he looking for three three percent you talk to you talk three point two time your amount Three point two oh, so three point so is that sorry? Is that so three point two percent alcohol by content or whatever is what the limit is? That's like a beer, right? Yeah. Sure. So 3, 2, normally a beer is like 5, 5, I don't know. 7, 5, 8? I don't know if that's true. I feel like that's pretty high for

a beer. But those ones, what does that say on the can? You can figure it out. That was on the can. Hang out, you guys just give us five minutes here. We're gonna read a can. Yeah, it was five to ten minutes. Just like, well, we're gonna check this out. You turn the Paul Simon back on while we just read these can, so quick, it seems like these cans are full of misnumbers. Yeah, you can't find the number. Misnumbers. Hey, all right. Hey. Yes, points. Misnumbers. I hurt my shoulder. Hey, all right. Hey, yes, points. Miss numbers.

I heard my shoulder. So now I know that you guys party. There's this here. And then also, tons of beautiful people here too. Okay. Gorgeous. You guys are gorgeous. Not gorgeous. Not you guys necessarily.

Oh, right. We covered that. I feel like our fans skew homely. But skew homely. And that's fine. That's how we like them. You take after us. We're regular people.

I'm this an average guy. A lot of Arby's coupons in the wallet. Yeah. They got the meat. But dude, I was watching like the local news earlier in the hotel. And there's some 50-year-old super babes out there. Love it. All blonde, silver blonde hair, silver blondish.

It's gotta be the mountain, right? It's gotta be the mountains around us. It's gotta be. They're the mountains. They're the mountains, all right? If you got to be the mountains around us They're the mountains all right if you know what I'm talking about How do you hear I don't Mountains are you want me to expand? Yeah expand to please expand Wait, just there in the mountains all right, and then you nodded well you were talking about like the weather

Oh, they're tits like, yeah, he did. I should have said she had, she's got great weather balloons. Why didn't say it like the women here are huge tits. I said the people here are beautiful. Well, I equate test size with beauty. Oh, sure. Yeah, that's why like dolly part is my number one.

Are you? Are you trying to fuck me or what? If I had to fuck one of the crew, yes, I would titty fuck you. That's my god. That's my god. Well, that's a good question. If we had to fuck titty fuck or just

titty fuck, I think that's what we stumbled in right now. Okay, well then, well that's not even fair because we deurosized the only titties to fuck. So what's wrong with that? So we're all like, I feel like that's pretty fair. Okay, all right. That's awesome.

So you win. This is the one thing I won. Not really. Just can't Titty fuck himself. Let's keep it real. So this is a, you don't think I can't do that? No, you cannot. Turn the ball sign it back on.

I can't tell you fuck himself. Turn the ball sign it back on. And also, this is one of the first true glances in this nice light that I'm seeing if you're out fit because we just went to dinner and he wasn't wearing this. Nope. And then I took a shit. Took a shit. Took a Nope. And then I took a shit.

Took a shit. And Utah. When I came out from taking the number two. Yeah. Utah, give me two. It was fully changed. Well, I got to tell you guys, coming into Utah. Utah. Utah. Utah. Utah. Utah. Utah. Utah. Utah. Utah. Utah.

Utah. Utah. I get number two. I feel like this is one of the coziest states, right? Right. Right. So you throw on like your cozy, maybe I'm gonna go skiing. No, I'm gonna go skiing. I feel like this is one of the coziest states, right? Right? Right? So you throw on like your cozy, maybe I'm gonna go see people and the coz. Yeah. And huge titty weather women.

I didn't say any titty though. What's cozier than some big old bland dogs? I was the one who mentioned the mountains and it was just because I thought the air is better and that makes more beautiful people. I don't know. You're not talking about the meat man. And then you win all crass in front of all these people first of all if I know our fans they don't

want to hear crass no man come on they don't want to hear about the cause of diarrhea yeah they don't want to hear about the size of our bottles they want to hear about where there's a t- Loose. Yeah, they want to hear about Durs Tidy Fuckin' himself. Well, that's a skill. You know, that's not just like gross for gross sake. That's like pretty cool. It is cool. Yeah.

And then there's a wonderful visual behind that. It's like an acrobatic visual in my mind. I like to think this is a window into the doors giving the birds in the bee speech. And then there's titty fucking. And I mean, it's just way too in depth. But I feel like that might be okay. I feel like that might be cool to tell your young teenage kid, just so they're not going to go knock somebody up and right out the gate.

You're like, by the way, there's a thing you can do. There's a thing called Teddy fucking. That's, you got 12 months to do that. Yes, I feel like that. And women love it. Yeah, they love it. I know women and I don't. They love it.

Just straddle the chest. Yeah. Nothing like that. So it's not so much a bird's in the Beast talk. It's a robot's. It much a bird's in the Beast talk, it's a, anyway, the titties in the f**king, it's a crevass conversation. Yeah, that would be like a contraceptive, right? That's a, did he f**king get the contraceptive?

No, that's not, no, that's not, the contraceptive, I'm not gonna f**k. It's not a contraceptive. This all feels like a misnomer to me, like, like, I'm, I mean, by that rationale, just like getting into an elevator also contraceptive. Yeah, but they're not. Not always.

It's type of fucking in the elevator, you know what I mean? Yes, but just not fucking doesn't make something a contraceptive. True. I probably used the wrong word. I'm all good with that, bro. Dude, you're being a dumbass. Yes, and you're being a total misnomer about everything. But I also, I guess I don't know what contraceptive means. I thought that meant like, that's what economy is. And I thought like a receptive is, she's

receptive. Right. You're trying to, you're trying to contra that. No, you're trying to contra the reception? Res, you know what all that reception? So you thought that the root word was counter-receptive or something like that? But it is, isn't contra, contra means not. So shunnin' it be, yeah.

From the Greek latoniousness. You fucking idiot. Oh dude, I don't fucking know shit. Like contra- Like contra- Right. Soception. I'm thinking it should be. Conception. Soception. I'm thinking it should be.

I know. Conception. Conception. It should be, yeah Kyle. We know. Okay. Shouldn't it be cock reception? Well no, because I know.

No, it shouldn't be. It could be, you describe what that means to you. Well, I was watching the news. And I was sitting in my date flopped out. Yeah. And that was co-creception. Co-creception. Yeah, that's masturbation.

What's going on here? I've noticed the last few shows this has become Blake's resting gargoyle. It's like ready to get out. He thinks he's part of the gargoyle. It's like ready to get out. He thinks he's part of the gargoyles cartoon. Is this a weird way to sit? Like, just, this is why I've been doing that. I will say that I've been doing this a lot.

And it's because I'm obese now. Right. So what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to tuck the gut in, lean now. Right. So what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to tuck the gut in, lean over. Yeah. Have this, the neck out. You're tucking? Yeah, tucking back.

OK. And then also, my arms are my pride and joy. Yes, they are. We've got to pump these up. They're up front. Right. Shoulder forward. Yeah, shoulders forward.

Yeah, baby. So let's get the jacket off. Yeah, let's see the one on the show. get the jacket off Yeah, what are we doing here? Oh shit. I'm hot Oh my goodness. Oh my he's grabbing it. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. Adam, what are the gun laws? What are the gun laws in Utah? Good question. You know, that is your sense of it. That's your sense of it.

That's your sense of it. What's crazy to me is that your bicep and your shoulder are like the same size. And that's not a big. That's a scientific observation of. It's science. Mine. It's science. Oh, that's a scientific observation of it's science. Mine. It's science.

Oh he's putting it back on. I feel like Adam is working to a point where where everything on you is the exact same size. Yeah, I'm freakish. Yeah, it's in all the same circumference, everything. We got to acknowledge the facial hair I know we'll talk about this. Can you guys see that in the bow? You can see it in that per deck very shaggy Dilling I mean you don't it's pretty real. Those chops are something that I am jealous of what see the thing is is

I've always known I can grow these chops, but have you ever seen a fully grown, almost 40-year-old man with a purely blonde mustache? Right. A mustache that is thick if you get close, but from a distance, you're like, there's no, he does not have a mustache. Yeah, it's not there. Do you do like lemon juice in it and then lay out in the sun? I don't do anything, I'm just very nor did

when it comes to my upper lip. Hey, nothing wrong with that. Oh, key, doggy. Ow. Well, let me just think about that. Because it looks like you're a little ahead for Halloween and you're going to be the dude from trailer park boys. Oh, yeah.

I could see that. I definitely look like a dad who's always trying to fix your car. I was like, what's your dad doing? What you got under the hood there. like a dad who's always trying to fix their car. I was like, what's your get into the hood there? You're like, it's a 93 Cavalier convertible. Yeah, we see it. Not much. Yeah. It's this old C-Sync. Is that carbureted?

Well, let me see. That's carbureted again. You also know nothing about cars? Exactly. What do you got under there, though? That's the engine. What's under there? Motor. What's this? Your car? What a battery right there.

No one knows what are those wheels? Those are hubcaps on those wheels as well. Those are nice. How big am I? You got some of those doors on this thing, huh? So what is this made of? This, uh, metal? Yeah, do those doors lock? Because, uh, your tail pipes in the back. Dude, when I was a kid, I tried to, I had a 93, no big deal. Cavalier convertible, salvage title, and... Salvage title's raw, dude.

Salvage title, dude. And I took out a loan to buy it what is that title mean like you got it from the police that means it was destroyed in a wreck and they cobbled it together like an automotive Frankenstein yes it was and that's what I drive around there's like exactly and so I own this this car and I was a just turn 16 years old and my buddy was like, we gotta juice this thing up. I'm like, hell yeah, let's spray paint the hub caps. We gotta juice it.

And then put the lug nuts and paint those white to match the sick car. Sure. And so we did it. We took off all the hubbies. The hubs. And so you gotta take the lug nuts off. And then we ran it, we took off all the... The hubbies? The hubs, and so you got to take the lug nuts off, and then we ran out of spray paint.

Oh yeah. And I'm like, fuck, we need more spray paint. And then I go, I know the guy to drive us. Me. And we get back in the car, and then I drove it down my buddy's hill. Without the lugs. Without putting the lug nuts back on.

Me. And a wheel popped off, and we just rolled 15 feet down just with like sparks flying like, I'm like, yeah, yeah. I think your dad came out and is like, I think a wheel fell off. Yeah, you're missing a wheel there. So what is this?

Three wheels? Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you're supposed to have four. OK, makes a lot of sense. That could have been really bad, dude. Yeah, dude, I should be dead. You could have died. I don't know why you're joking about it.

Is that your near death experience? Do you think that was your final destination? Ooh, it's close to Halloween. Ooh, it's a final destination of Halloween. A very spook, yes. Would you call the final destination a horror? Yes. Whoever said yes, you're a bitch.

Oh, it's it. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Isn't final destination kind of just what's going to happen to all of us? OK. Whoa. And is that a horror or is it just kind of just what's gonna happen to all of us? Okay. Whoa. And is that a horror or is it just kind of...

But it's a ghost. Something to know. Yeah, but that's not. No one dies in their sleep as an old person in final destination. But I can't. Like, that's gonna happen to at least like 40% of us. Dude. Some of us might be like walking along a train track and there's like a piece of metal

that's jingling along. And then it shoots out and goes full train to the face. I'm talking a lot on a train track and there's like a piece of metal that's jingling along. And then it shoots out and goes full train to the face. But probably most of us will just die of lung cancer. I don't know. I walked around your fair city today. I feel like a lot of people are going to wear a wig. Is weed legal here yet?

Is weed legal? No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, They're in the middle of the book. Oh, you should do it, because you should see the streets of Los Angeles. Oh, it's so nice there right now. They're pretty cool. Anywhere you need to go to warm your hands, there's fires everywhere. They call them fun burn pits. They're on the corner of every street. You talk. Fun little burn pit.

You talk. That's cool. Hey, what is this one? Star Lake City. That's some beach boy shit, what what is this one? That's some beach boys shit, huh? Salt Lake City Oh nice When do the beach boys? What song is that they're like we're going surfing on the Salt Lake City. Oh, it is yeah, damn. I mean the beach boys were their name is

Yeah. Damn. I mean, the Beach Boys were, their name is the Beach Boys. Yeah, they're from one of the people. They didn't go, you know what? Not this, not this track. I guess we got to listen. Hey, Charlie. Charlie Manson rolled with us.

He was a homie. Yeah, Charlie Manson was a homie of the Beach Boys. Did something tell me they had a lot of fun out here, the Beach Boys? Charlie Manson rolled with them and I think one of them took one of Charlie Manson's songs. Oh This is kind of Halloween spooky I think that like one of the wilton brothers like took a song from him and then Luke Wilson fucking pissed, you know, it was this Luke or was this Owen? He was like, this was Brian and then who else I can't remember. I think it's Luke and Owen. They're in the bottom of it. Right. Yeah. Yeah. The West. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

I'm gonna look up the Salt Lake City lyrics. Okay. If you guys you guys you can just give us five minutes. We'll look us up real quick. Maybe we run the Paul Simon again. It's gonna look us up real quick. Maybe we run the Paul Simon again Abs of freaking what we can listen to it for sure The track They're like let's make the same song again before another place Yeah another place. Yeah. That's right. They're like, what if we made the exact same song again for another place we like? The little old lady from the local news in Salt Lake City and we've got to go. Guys, this is kind of a Halloween spooky thing.

What's up, dude? This is the third verse. It's like, and this town doesn't suit you this town doesn't suit me Let's start a new life in Salt Lake City, okay? Okay, so this is where it gets a little spooky You cry the day through I'm dead and empty whoa. Oh shit and then it's Let's hope it's different than Salt Lake City. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

That's Brian Wilson. That's all the way, right? Yeah, Brian Wilson dealing with some like real, real, real infinite sadness in his belly. But then the chords, like he's the one that says the lyrics is like, I'm dying inside. Right. I want to kill myself. I want to slip my throat and bleed out in front of all my friends and family. And then the other beach boys are like and the song goes like this. Ding, ding,

ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, yeah, his voice just, he were just poems before he plugged them in. Yeah. You care if we talk about like sand and surfing and then get to you mutilating yourself. You know what? We're going in the sun, then the surf, so then I split my wrist the long way. I wish a shark would eat me through my stomach. And feed me the dogs. I want you to bleed me out and then put me in one of the burn pits. Suck a chicken, take a hot poker and shove it up my ass hole

That's a dead top In Salt Lake City Bapapapah Stick my head in the fire Burn all my hair off Take this your axe Can I borrow it? Gonna chop up my head and then surf all day

Take some lip-handed scissors and cut open my nut sack. Cut up my nut sack, catch a wave fall off and never come up now. Would it become a better if I was dead? That's what my dad said. I'm paddling out into the storm and I'm not coming back And the executives are like sounds great. He's like honestly No one listens to the lyrics Is it gonna be pretty upbeat it is

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I think the law is set up to punish families in the situation. Libby's case stands out in my mind and keeps me awake at night. What happened to her is unknown. It's something that I need to know. Listen to what happened to Libby Caswell on the I Heart Radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. When Tracy Rekeld Burns was two years old, her baby brother died. I was told that Matthew died in an accident. And no one really talked about it. Her parents told police she had killed him.

Medical records fit that I killed my baby brother. I'm Nancy Glass. Join me for burden of guilt. The new podcast that tells the true and incredible story of a toddler who was framed for murder and how she grew into an adult determined to get justice and protect her family. While we had prosecuted some cold cases, this was the coldest, this was frigid. But how does a two-year-old get blamed for murder?

She said, we wanted a new life. You just don't know what it's like when you'll do anything for somebody. Listen to Byrdon of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Blake, do you know what you're gonna be for Halloween? Because Blake, giving credit where credits do goes very hard on Halloween with the costumes. Well, guys, give him not flowers, credit. Cretus. Cretus, credit where credits do.

I love Halloween. I think it's my second favorite holiday for sure after Arbor, great question and I'll tell you at the end of the show. Oh I love Thanksgiving. I just think I Love stuffing and turkey and cranberry So okay Thanksgiving is your favorite. That's another one. The only one is your second favorite. The only one is my second favorite because...

Okay, let's go top 75. Top 75 holidays. Thanksgiving, Halloween, Arbor Day, Flag Day. Really, those are key info. Okay, so, and we got to four. All right. So, what, why Halloween? Because I don't love Halloween.

What the, huh? Halloween's dope. Halloween is fucking... Halloween's dope, you're wrong. I mean, to? Whoa. Halloween's dope. Halloween is fucking. Halloween's dope, you're wrong. Let me defend myself. Okay, you have the flag. Because why I don't love Halloween. I love the vibe around Halloween.

Okay, here we go. But I don't like getting a costume. I never do it. That's the vibe. Go ahead. But I like the fall. I like the fall. Adam, you look like a civil war of general right now and you don't like

costumes Right now so much a general I look like and enlisted men Who's just like you go for like we don't hide in a bush We're just gonna march and then Okay, yeah, we load yeah But in the generals like wait till you see the black of their eyes. You're like that is so fucking close It's the white of their eyes. I changed the eye the eye the black and that's a classic. I don't like where that went That's a classic misnomer. What do you mean you can see? You can see the white of people's eyes from every no you can't I see so many whites of eyes

Questionable. No, you can't I see so many whites of eyes no questionable I don't see any white blood past the sixth throw I can see that means I would that's some civil warship so I don't love for that fact because you don't like dressing up I don't love the

dress up I like going to parties I don't necessarily love dressing up you dress up. I like going to parties. I don't necessarily love dressing up. Can you dress up for your business? Because you know what? Because you got to be, for me, I got to be sexy, right? Wee-oo! Okay, so when I get dressed, uh...

That's not a misnomer. It's usually a real sexy leotard or one piece. Yeah. And then how do I piss? The one that snaps down here? Just pull it to the side, I don't know. No, you don't. You have to tuck it up in your butt and then piss in your butt. And that's my god.

And that's a whole thing. Yeah, no, that is actually a movement. It's kids are calling it fill in the tank. Oh, they are? Yeah. That's Gen Z. Wait, no. Yeah, and it's a real problem on TikTok.

And you do. There's a bunch of kids bending their dick into their own butts and pissing at them. It's another contraceptive. Dude, so the Philier Tank Challenge. Hey, I'll give you that one. Yes, points. How?

Chillin'. So our manager, Isaac, has made, well, he asked all of us to get on TikTok. I'm the only one that did. And so I just got a TikTok. And don't, you know what I'm following me, it sucks. And pull back. So I've been on TikTok trying don't, you don't want to follow me, it sucks. And pull back. So I've been on TikTok trying to look to see what I could do.

My favorite is those kids that comb all their hair forward and then do this move. Oh yeah. What? And then just go like, so sexy. And there's like six shirtless dudes behind them. Goodbye. They're all of their supportive bros. Just like, you

know what this dude, go be sexy. But you're about supportive, right? They must be, it must work. Those guys, it works. They're too fucking for sure. Definitely filled in the tank. Well, in high school guys like that are, are the ones to be fucking. And guys that look like us are going, what are titty's but like the mountains I've heard they're like mountains what would have been the equivalent in the 90s to like getting your doods together to do one of these videos there's no equivalent to that but what's but like but I think the equivalent of

the same type of dude is like the Abercrombie guy. Okay. Like, a guy I knew in high school, Caleb. What's up Caleb? He was an Abercrombie, bro. And he stood outside the mall. So that was his job.

Sure was. With his pants down to his top dick, and girls like, he's the sexiest man alive. Right, right. And that's the sexiest man alive. Right, right. And that's the same guy as now doing that cool thing. But that's like a job. I'm saying like socially, like what, this is a mating call.

What was the 90s mating call? Like break dancing, right? Or like, they probably was break dancing. It was like hearing Linoleum somewhere and then being like, I could do the splits. Yeah, popping and locking and shit and then everybody like no 1982 Harlem I'm thinking because obviously when boy bands showed up then it became like supportive bros And now we have now like I feel like that started it and that's in what the

Wow guys I just got fucking chill dog We were singing a lot. Yeah, wait. Why did you guys just fucking do that? I just locked eyes with Kyle and it felt right yeah, and I think that's that's who Dursa's trying to It was guys that went honestly saying Backstreet boys lyrics. I just want to each other at parties. I just want to move on Real quick and then I'll dive deep into Gaza We'll get there real deep dive really guys because I have because I have a I got this weird take that no one has

Because I have because I have a I got this weird take that no one has Uh, backstreet or in sync in sync I think it's I think it's in sync Well, I think in sync won the battle But you saw the emotional connectivity Right When I looked into Kyle's eyes And he's the guy that kind of looks like a wolf

And I'm the guy that combed all of his hair forward. That was super hard Okay, what what's up in the backstreet boys? Yeah, you're the one that sort of looks like the wolf and I'm the one that combed all of his hair forward and it was kind of it was really hard looking sure And then Blake is the blonde one who's like Air hard air I want to say his name is Bryce. No, he's the super young one, right? The youngest one who like probably shouldn't be there. You're the Joey McIntyre type. Thank you.

I'm the pervert manager. Yeah, you're the pervert. Show your thighs. Get your legs out, boy. You're the pervy manager. Guys, I hate to announce, but my air drops are open again, and I'm getting some weird shit. So, I begin where we were like Indianapolis or something.

And it was Columbus. Did it? I don't know. When is this Kevin James fucking? When is it gonna stop? I still areas. So Blake's? Blake's? Blake's? I don't know if you guys are here. People are just air dropping Blake constantly and now it's gonna get way worse

This is this is Kevin James with some Utah mountains on him. That's Kevin James No, yeah, it's his I can't see it dude. This is the whites of the eyes You can't see it, but he turns it to all of these people. Well, that's it. I don't know. There's, yeah, you're blind. I'm not. 2020 vision right here. Okay. Incredible. Don't call me blind ever again in front of people. Whoa. It seems like you covered this in previous weeks, but Kyle wore the thickest glasses since I knew him for the last 20 years and then just like three years ago he took his glasses off and he's like I can actually see perfectly. Yeah but let me you know what it's it's fading again. You're losing

your sight. I think I might need to wear some reading glasses I'm gonna go check it out. Well that's just because we're getting old, huh? It's just from long-term, long, when I read for a long time. Which, we can tell you don't do that a lot. Yeah. When I read, when I have a minute reading for a long time. They get tired, yes.

Your eyes get tired? Yeah, well, yeah. I remember when my parents got to or when my dad had to get glasses I cried Why? I was like what I blind dude. You're blind. Oh, and you'll never get to explain to me visually what did he What did he fucking? He can still explain it yeah, not visually though. I mean my dad showed me physically. Yeah, I know Wait, you know what I did I had a grandfather go blind

So it was a lot of like a lot of like physical contact when you'd come visit him and you'd feel your body. Yeah. Well, that's honors. Not necessarily that. Yeah. What? Yeah. It goes in there.

Whoa, what's happening? I mean, happy things. I'm not gonna stop. I'm not gonna stop. But I remember he made me explain like what Ninja ninja turtles were to Just this like I don't understand and I'm like what on his like their turtles like a will they they stand up like Humans but they have shells and their teenagers

Pizza and party and and they all have the question on the news reporter. Yeah, oh That part I get I don't have the crush on the news reporter. Yeah. Oh, where you get that part? That part I get. Do you guys ever think about people who died a while ago that you knew, like my grandfather, and they just, they're never gonna put on those Apple, like, pro visor goggle things? I think about that shit all the time.

Like, you missed out. I think about that shit all the time, because my grandpa loved tech, and I'm like, dude, he would love the time. Like you missed out. I think about that shit all the time, because my grandpa loved tech, and I'm like, dude, he would love the app. He would fucking flip on some VR right now, dude. Dude, I mean, that's so surprising. I got my parents, one of those Oculus Rift goggles. Yeah, because I'm like, oh, they're kind of cool

and you could do cool, weird stuff in the, yeah, you could do some good stuff with this. You're talking about a lot of porn. I've never done it so I've never done it so I've never done it so I've never done it. Well it's pretty crazy. I haven't. For real. Okay but the way you said it, I know you'd be able to believe that you're just talking about

Pornow. That was like the joke but if I'm being real I have never watched Pornow in a VR space. Is it because you have two young children running around your house? Yes, very scared about what may happened and I won't know. Yeah. Dude, because also like you can't really hear much. Exactly. And that would be the most traumatizing thing to walk in on your father.

Just being like, my father. Yeah, look down. Yeah, because you're doing some fun stuff in the porno world, you know Yeah What is on the side of a couch just like the fuck The fuck is happening here The cause of diarrhea You're there and if you're listening at home, I'm fucking the air Right now I'm fucking the air right now. I'm

I'm sexual as Oh, what's so cool is they're just trying to do their homework and then all of a sudden the door opens But naked like oh Oh my god dad. That's my ear. Oh fuck Fuck your ears. Oh, and now that's your ear huh? That's what that would be a crazy final destination right there. Yeah Oh, no. You're here. And now that's your ear, huh? That's what. That would be a crazy final destination right there.

Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, you still. What was the deal in all the horror movies when someone would get a blade through the skull? They'd just be like, oh yeah. Yeah. I would love to get cast in one of those deaths. Let's see it.

You know, I've been murdered in a movie. Have you ever been murdered in a movie? I've been murdered once. in one of those deaths. Let's see it. You know, I've been murdered. Have you ever been murdered in a movie? I have been murdered once. I don't think so. In the final girls, I did this little horror comedy movie called The Final Girls, where. Hey, that's called the rock. That's called the rock.

That movie rocks. Yeah, I met my wife in that movie. And you did. Oh. Yeah. And I get choked out with a telephone wire in the movie. That's how yeah And then I'm like oh bloody and then I get I also and then it like I forget exactly But I come back to life and I get shot out of a car and then I

Scorpion in my body snaps and hat. Yeah, okay. You mean like the car stops you go through the windshield the windshield And then I land and then my body goes Yeah, I'm there over back of head so good that What did that did it was it interesting when you saw it? Did you were you like whoa? I'm dead Yeah, did it fuck you up? Yeah, no, no, no, my mom weirdly my mom was like I just couldn't watch it But during the scene of Game Over Man, when I'm auto-erotic, a fixated in myself, and my dick is in my hand, and the bad guys come in,

and then I fight, like, terrorists, with my dick out, and you see maybe my bubble in the movie? And I fight this guy's naked for like five minutes. My mom leans over, grabs my thigh. During the scene, and she goes, whisperispers, I'm so proud of you. And sincerely, it wasn't like a ha ha because my mom's not funny in that way. She was just like, look at you up there.

Baron it all for comedy. The theater was roaring. And she was like, I'm not wearing underwear. No. Oh, she was indoors. As a joke. As a joke. Oh. Well, then kind of funny.

Like what you're doing, Adam. OK. That would be actually bad. If your mom was like, I'm going to be like you. I'm just like you. My butthole's pretty loose butthole from your neck. Check out this. We shot.

We shot the scene. Nightmare. I'm playing you. Wow. Oh, shit. That would be a true. That, hey, Kyle. Yeah.

It would. It would be. I'm stoked on that. That's cool that she encouraged you. It would be different if she watched that death scene. And she was like, yeah. Finally. Wow.

Yeah. He's dead. Adam's gone yes and you're like mom it's a movie I'm right here and she's like oh shit no I feel like my dad was like that my dad was like sick death that's why I want to go shoot me out of a Camaro baby baby. So I gave him these Oculus Rift dude. He goes wow cool and then put it on and goes and I go are you doing it and he goes oh yeah cool and I go what do you see and he goes oh kinds of stuff and I go well you want me to show you how to like like go do some cool stuff, or I can show you, point out.

But I can show you like some cool stuff to do and he's like, I figured it out. Wow. And I'm like, they never use it again. You just put it down and it's, it is kind of like super limiting because I'm like, oh shit, I'm gonna go to like, Lager's game,

court side. And then I just went into a room where you're supposed to like find the tickets and someone just walked up to me, was like, hey, what's up, man? And I was like, I was up on the couch by myself late night, and I was like, I'm not talking to this person.

Dude, it is weird because you could go into comedy clubs. You can go into comedy clubs, this is embarrassing, you can go into comedy clubs. You can go into comedy, this is embarrassing. You can go into comedy clubs. And there's comics, and I like know all the comics that are working today, right? And so they're friends of mine that are on stage and this kid, he was probably like, I mean, he sounded like a child, but it's an avatar.

And he's laughing. I'm like, oh, you think this guy's pretty funny? And he's like, yeah, he's okay. And I'm like, oh, yeah. And then I go, you ever watch a Workhuls? And he goes's like, yeah, he's okay. And I'm like, oh yeah. And then I go, you ever watch a work host and goes, ah, yeah, I guess so. I'm like, what do you think Adam DeViney goes, fucking sucks.

Oh, gotcha. Did it down? That's just a good question. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The generation. They're just a little sensitive. You know, that's Gen Z. Yeah, it must be.

Yeah, it must be. That's the most sensitive, unsupportive groups. Speaking of beer Isaac. Uh-oh Isaac Oh I think you fell asleep. I need my Utah jack. I call this I call this my Isaac horn everybody Here's our manager eyes I'm gonna take on everybody because he's our adult manager

Who has the pinkest nipples quite pink? What is actually like a little off-putting when you see it you're like yeah you just want to milk them? Yeah, so we just we just wanted you guys to steal. Yeah, I want to share the wealth, but he refuses to do so. They're like, soupy. Wait, what? Soupy? Soupy. Oh, soupy.

Yeah, like the rest of the chest seems firm, but then the nipples vary like fluid. Like, wavy, man. It's like on acid or something. Yeah. The nipples are on acid. He's got like, what's the do's name with the melting clocks? Salvatore Dolly nipples. He melting clocks? Salvador Dali nipples. He's got like those Dali nipples.

Who's got some Dali nipples? So they look like they're like melting it, shit? I just feel like he's pretty firm. We're really proud of him. He's lost a lot of weight recently. He looked horrible. He has to be a fat piece of shit. And now he's just not obese.

So it's firm, but the nipple part just looks like it's a little loose. Like it could go anywhere, like chew to chew to go. I'm gonna have to wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up.

I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up.

I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up. And I might, I maybe I've been there for a long time because my nipples have zero firmness to them whatsoever. I only feel them. Booms are huge. There's nothing there. Now they're just off. Oh, yeah. Wait, I think we covered this. Did you guys ever have the weird thing behind your nipples?

Like when you were like 13, 14, 15? Yeah. Yeah. Did we figure out what that, whoa, those guys, are you saying that's just what he is? That's my cause. That's his charity. Yeah, that's fine. Whoa, those guys. Are you sexy? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I feel like you're just bragging out go ahead, but I never felt balls behind my tit Did you ever squeeze your titties super hard every day? Every day, every day, every day, I always squeeze in

I was like a firm, firm bulbus and then when you would squeeze it, it hurt like hell Yeah, I might still have some Whoa, you loving? With some soda I might still have some whoa you love him Always he sent the drink back what do you do? What do you send him back what happened back? Are you going he made the wrong drink? What do you make water? No, I wanted a vodka red bulls you cut it with soda water, dude. It's my classic order It's my goju's makes it with a little extra go-go. And what did he forget?

He forgot to cut it. It would have been too much go. You need to cut it! Oh! Starlight City! Oh! That's real wild. That's real wild.

I thought maybe he just brought out vodka on ice and I'm like, let's go, baby. I'm glass of vodka. Is that what it takes to excite you? Vodka on ice. Like a vodka red bull not enough for you. It's gotta be Malor. He just shot a Malor.

We'll do a few. A few, a few nights ago, we were in Indianapolis and I accidentally drank a half bottle of vodka myself Oops, and then we went out and then we also got way more drunk and I don't remember going to sleep and then Blake ended up with a ton of wounds on it. I did I'm still healing. It's almost healed. Oh, dude. Yeah, but I took a not I took a not only spill It wasn't a spill you know purpose. Yeah That's still a spill whether it's on purpose or not.

I don't know. True. No, it's still a spill. Yeah, a spill. No, you can take a spill. That's a total misnomer. Oh, because it's a misnomer. It's a stunt if you do it on purpose.

If you do it on purpose, it's a stunt. If you do it on accident, it's a spill. Right, and if you don't know which is which, it's a big snobber. I said, core, everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Jackie Gremma. Yeah, we go. I never can see when he's coming and it always freaks me out. I don't know why he always comes from this you'll be okay. Okay, here comes a taste test. Let's see. What how is it?

Too much water. Send it back. Oh, that's strong. It's science. OK. OK, so you like this guy? I think no, I need a little purple. Zao. OK, you got your purple zao in.

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Listen to Call Chelsea Paredion, Will Ferrell's big money players network on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, have you guys ever been to Salt Lake City before? You saw! Dude, we went together to film awesomeist Maximist for Comedy Central, right? Hey, shut up, we don't bring up that movie. Tell them what it is. Dude, we did the worst movie.

You guys went all the way out here to shoot that movie? Yeah. Yes. Maybe they were like, they read the script and they're like, you can't shoot this in L.A. You have to go elsewhere. It was so bad, dude. Was this a 300 spoof?

It was. It was a 300-who-star spoof. It was our first movie that Blake and I, or one of the very first things that we had ever done. And it was called Awesomeus Maximus we were in the national lampoon family at that point. Yes. Do you remember in the early 2000s when national impoon was still making movies, but it was all just like Titty twisters

And it was exactly what you think it is. It's like the period after Van Wilder, it just got bad, right? Yeah, it was good. And then they were like, well, let's make 60 really bad movies called Balls Out. National Ampoons. Hollywood. Night time. Yeah, and then we came out,

but we only came for like an afternoon. I feel like they flew us out here and then they're like, National Ampoons Beach penis. Yeah, yeah, we didn't really explore. We didn't- It's called Volcano Snatch. We didn't really explore the city, but National Ampune's

Keggerator. Time traveling Keggerator. The time traveling Keggerator's cool. Have you guys been here or no? No, I've been to Park City for- I've been to Park City for Sundance. And I want to park city for I've been to park city for Sundance And I want to go back. I'd love to go back to Sundance this year actually It was cool. I was walking around with oh god. Who's the guy?

He's like a basketball announcer Marv Albert. No, no, no He was one of the Michigan five five five Jaylen Rose no other guy Chris Weber Chris Weber. Yes, I'm it fuck Rose. No, other guy. Chris Weber. Chris Weber. Yes. And I'm at Fox. Yes. So Chris Weber.

Yes, dude, you're in. Produced this movie I did. You got points for that. Yes, points. And we're walking around Park City, and we pass this group of people, and I overheard them go, oh my god, that was Ark Kelly.

Ark? And I was like, uh, Chris Weber. Short funny story, those people thought you were Arkelly. And he was like, I'm not. I was like, I wouldn't want to be confused with Arkelly either. Like he's a very successful man, but- Yeah, that's when he- But-

Yeah, but- Successful man, but- That- Nation-Lampoon successful man, but yeah, that's when it's got some Yeah, but Successful man, but that nationally impune successful man, but That's if it if you're an earshot of that and you hear someone mistake you as our Kelly you run back and you're like Well, I'm not him actually. I'm not this is my driver's license not yep Yeah, check it right here. I'm here. There's a second form. Yeah, what are the funniest people that you've been? right here. Here's a second form. Yeah. What are the funniest people that you've been? They thought you were well, I you I mean, I'm not putting here. Mine are pretty obvious. I still get care talk. Sean White. Sean. I dude on that Hermione. On that on that night that we that you drank the half bottle of vodka we went to that bar the

people it was like the beaver bar or whatever remember that place yeah it was like the shirt said like savoury eat a beaver like the next morning bought an extra small and came down the lobby with a little belly shirt that says save a a tree, eat a pea for a pea. Oh, hey, man. And by the way, it fit him perfectly. It was, it was great. It looked good. It looked really good on your body. Thanks, man.

That night, I took a spill, so what can I say? That night, in that bar, I got Steve Aoki not once, but two times. Wait, Steve Aoki is of variation DJ. The DJ, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I mean, I guess I see it. Steve Aoki is a variation DJ the DJ yeah Yeah, I know I mean I guess I see it. I see my guys both have ponytails. My hair was down Okay, that's what happened you don't remember you are throwing cake at people. Yeah That's why there are no I got a no points

Damn, I got a I was in a like an Uber or a car service and this guy was like, man, I know you right. And I'm like, I'm an actor and he's like, I knew it. I recognize you. And then I'm like, oh cool, cool. And then at the very end of the ride, he goes, man, I loved Goonies. No. Right. So he either thought I was chunked. man, I loved goonies. No.

Yep. Right. So he either thought I was chunk or Sean Aston and both of those men are 55 years old. And he thought times like sloth though. Yeah, I do got those sloth on. He was like, are you sloth? Yeah, you, I knew got those sloth on he was like are you sloth? Yeah, you just said Honestly like I feel like I think the sloth dude actor died but like the sloth

Get Jack like sloth. I would try that out. Yeah, what? Body by sloth I would try that out yeah what body by sloth and don't get me started it all I want to do is be a fitness influencer yeah because they haven't made dude all they do is workout all the people they hang out with hottest fuck yeah all they do is cold plunge and hang out in little steam baths together I can't believe we have to sit on a stage and talk for a little night this job being a killer snagger I just want to be on an assault bike for three hours a day. Just, ah! Ah!

Should we do it with some hot topics? Oh, shit. Yeah. Hold up. One second. Wait, let me get back. Now let's get important here, guys. Yeah, hell yeah.

That was a good shit. Beautiful drop. Hell yeah. Oh. Michelle Williams. Who is she? I think she's an actress. She's an actress extraordinaire. Oscar winner. What did she win Oscar for?

She's a little blonde girl that's very meek. Yeah, she was in like the steve and spielberg movie as the mom? Oh, she's the Fable we work in this industry. She was married. We don't know that But but like we don't we don't need to saddle her with that. She's so much more. Yeah, the mom and the Fable men's I got it Fable, it's mom. So world class actress Michelle Williams narration of Brie Dawson's Creek boom most. Most importantly Dawson's Creek, Joshua Jackson.

Okay. I think she was in another movie. Yeah, I'm sure she is. Yeah, she's been in a movie. Is Michelle Williams. Hey, shut the fuck up. Sorry. Shut the fuck up.

Michelle Williams narration of Britney Spears' memoir goes viral. She does imitations of Justin Timberlake's black scent. Oh dear. Really? Well, she's a fantastic accent. Yeah, actress, you know. So she's such a great accent.

She won an Oscar for Best Accent. That's cool. That's great. So it's crazy that Britney Spears first of all did a memoir. Memoir. Shut up, bitch. Aoir. Shut up, memoir. Good. Jack Wire.

A memoir. Isaac, what did you put in the drink? You're never clear, dad. Are you really going to send a drink back up? I love that this, this you talk. I'll put you in your fucking drink. The Utah show started with us being like, yo, your shit ain't strong and it's leaving with us like, yeah.

Memoir. These fucking words. Memoir. Oop, see? I should ain't strong and it's leaving with us like MEMWAR! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE a memoir. Is it? That's French. You can say what? You can say memoir. It's okay. You can say what everyone's saying. You're saying it wrong because it has to be a memoir. You can say memoir as well. I like memoir. But like, let's just establish that if someone calls and goes, hey, Britney Spears wrote a memoir and they want you to do the narration or like, to read it. And she said, yes. Fucking jeez. She's awesome. Yeah, right. And also yes, if Justin Timmerlake did black cent, then you have to also do black cent. Right. If you've never done black cent, even if you're black, what are you doing? I think I did black cent when I was talking about my Uber driver. I was like, Hey man. Yeah. Maybe offensive to some people. So I guess now. So these are mostly I it didn't really have a chance to look at all these topics, but they're mostly Justin Timberlake based.

Okay, hit me with the second. Okay. Yeah, let's get our fucking JT. Prime me a river. So Justin Justin Timberlake turns off Instagram comment to made backlash from Britney Spears's book. What the hell are we gonna read these before? So you could we ate dinner instead. I love that the news is Justin Timberlake turned off his comments. Yeah, like what the fuck? Who cares? Okay, I don't care.

Who gets fired up in classic characters? Kyle's gonna go for five minutes. Like classic Kyle rant. Go. No, it just gets a fuck about that shit, bro. Okay. Kyle's gonna go for five minutes, like classic Kyle rant go. No, it just won't give a fuck about that shit, bro. Okay. Yeah, that's a very dumb relax. Yeah, well you told me you turned off some comment. But to be fair, he did turn off his comments. That's pretty crazy. Pretty crazy.

Tell you what, sometimes you got to turn off comments. I took a photo with Joe Biden once. Yeah. Those comments went right off. I was like, Woo! Woo! Woo! I turned a camera. I turned a camera. These are not compliments. These are not compliments. Yeah.

Uh-uh. Took a photo with an old man who ended up being president. Gotta turn off the comments. Click. I do love, I would love to see those. They'll be like, tell us about the aliens, Joe. And you're like, okay. What, that's what the comments would say.

Those were, I was like, fuck you, Libertard! I was, I like that, there's thought the comments were, dude, did you see aliens? What'd you think they were? I think it was more Libertard stuff. Yeah. Although, dude, I love the super right wing, like, slang for liberal people, like, lip-tard and snowflake.

Yeah. And cuck. A sign me up for all that stuff. That's funny, dude. Cuck. Robobock, it's a way funnier. I'll say that. Way funnier.

It's true. Hit me with a cuck-tard. You got a way to talk to me. You're freaking snow-cuck. I have a cuck. I've got a cowboy hat. Fuck you. You got a hit with a cut-dard. Hit me with a cut. You're freaking snow-cut. I'm a cuck.

I've got a cowboy hat. Fuck you. You're being such a snowflake bitch. Taylor Swift is now a billionaire! Yeah! Thank you guys for using me. Oh, he's a Swiss. Turn the comments off, Taylor.

They're going to get ugly. I hope she does like some sassy dumb shit with all her money now Like she's like hey guess what a Nashville all the roads are pink Good you got a billion dollars. That's kind of fire. Yeah, if you're just like fucking dude I got a billion bucks try to stop me. She's like actually Travis Kelsey. I'm going to incase you in gold Yeah, like Han Solo you in gold. Yeah like hunts all over the fucking thing. What do we think she's gonna do with a billion dollars? You already bought a castle right? She has a castle. I think she has a castle. Do you think she just like larps and plays magic and D&D all the time? Dude you can have some stick-ass

larps sessions with a billion bucks. Okay if I was Taylor Swift and I had that kind of money I would definitely like... Finally, you're talking about it on the pod. Go ahead. You'd be at your house and all of a sudden you'd hear like a tap, tap, tap, tap, after your window and you'd be like, what the hell is that? Is that a Raven with a scroll around its neck?

Okay. And you'd open your window and be like, yeah, and you'd open the scrolls. But does the Raven have like one red eye it's like a robot Raven yeah no it's gotta be a train this all seems to cost $17 so far okay a train are you a train no you imagine a bird with a sheet of paper okay you think the trained Raven is $17 Anderson Windows hell expensive then you you open this scroll yes and it says,

there's a rubber band on this shit, maybe two. We're talking paper people. This is papyrus, okay, it's really good papyrus. This between the paper source and drop $50 on papyrus. Anyways, the scroll says, sir Adam, you've been invited to Lord Taylor Swift's castle. What, I thought you're Taylor Swift? I took the money and I changed my name to Taylor Swift.

People are trying to follow, but did you take your dick off or you just took the name Taylor Swift? Oh no, I cut my dick off and I'm growing it into another human. Yeah, okay. Oh, so I sell research. Yeah, so that's where the money went. That's where the money went. That's where all the money went.

The crow just tells you to come over to my house, drink, mountain, do, and play D&D. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's actually sick. Yeah, fuck it. What would you do with a billion dollars, der? Okay, if I had a billion dollars. Is that beachy boys? If I had a billion dollars? Okay, if I had a billion dollars... Is that beachy boys? If I had a billion dollars, I would give away 900 million dollars nerd to people who need it.

100%. What do you need a billion dollars for? I'll tell you. And then, and then, hey, are you asking me, so shut the fuck up. And then, I'd get this raven, right? Yeah. And now we're talking. Upwards of two pieces of paper in a rubber band.

Okay. If I had a billion dollars, I would just give it away. I would give it away. Wow. So the biggest asshole of the crew turned out to be the best. What am I going to do? What am I going to do? Like, what am I gonna do? Like, get $2 billion.

Who, hey, the person who said yes, what are you a fucking idiot? What are you gonna do with $2 billion? If we gave you $50 million, I lose your mind. Wait, is a billion one a hundred millions? Is that what this is? Is that the number we're talking about? What just a thousand? Is a billion one hundred millions or one it's a thousand millions? A thousand million. A thousand. That's a so much. It's so much money that unless you're a

fucking giant asshole, then you're like, I think I could double this. I don't know. See, I wouldn't want to double it. Here's what I would do. Here's what I would do. Okay. Oh, wow. Why are you really going to-

It's different if you're somebody who has some sort of intelligent vision of how to like grow something? Yeah, I do. I said grow my penis into another me. And I said intelligent. And that made a lot of sense to like grow something? Yeah, I grow. I said grow my penis into another me. Yeah, and I said intelligent. And that made a lot of sense to me. So here's what I would do. Have you ever wanted to, you know, like,

I like going hunting and shooting defensive animals. I want to be a world. That's a thing that I like. Where are you going with this? I can saw homeless people's problems because in my family, the game already exists. I know what I'm doing. No, no, no. So I like shooting things from the sky. So have you ever seen a plane and you were like, man, I wonder if I had a rocket launcher? What? I know he's going to. No one's on the plane. No one's on the plane.

I'm a billionaire. I'm a fun billionaire. You invite all your homies over for a fun luncheon. The spread is fantastic. How big is this plane? We're not to the plane yet. We're at the spread. Okay, he talked to me about the spread because of all the accoutrements. Shlotskeys. Shlotskeys. Deli is there. Okay. All the nuts, all the cheeses. You got the cheeses you got checks mix checks mix All the shaker all the nuts. Yeah, so the spread is fantastic. There's taco trucks It's a sick thing you went all out mr. Billionaire. Yes, I'm a billionaire and then I go you guys like what's up? Thank you for inviting us as a six bread and I go y'all over fuck with rockets

This is a six-pray and I go, y'all over fuck with rockets. They're like, your black sense a little much. And then you guys go, I've actually never fucked with a rocket before. And then I get out like, no desire. A thousand rockets. No desire. A thousand rockets. And these rockets launch. And we bought them back from Iran.

So I'm actually doing good, Ders. I'm going like, hey, you don't. Give me your guns. Give me those back. and we bought them back from Iran. Okay. Right. Okay. So I'm actually doing good, Ders. I'm going like, hey, you don't... Give me your guns. Give me those back. Okay. You don't need all those. Give me some of them rockets back.

Okay. And I have so much money, then I know. I'm fucking. Yeah. So then, I get all these planes, there has to be a pilot, right? Now we're here. What the pilot does is he's on a walkie-talkie and then I go, jumps to the side.talkie and then I go

Jump stuff. I go yeah, I go jump jump and then he jumps out Yeah, and then we each take turns So what kind of planes are these we're at the planes we're past the plane So what kind of planes are these? So this is different sizes It's $2.40 seven forty seven others like we start with Sessna's then they get bigger and bigger until their jets and then we get I know You don't want to think about this kind of stuff, but where are those planes landing? They're hopefully they're not You don't Kyle did you listen at all? He's exploding them wait what yeah, but there's still pieces that are going somewhere

Where are they going man dude? We're in or lack stills. We're in open They're landing on animals out the middle of nowhere. He's a billionaire that he put up a big net. Oh, big ass net. Nice. Big net, big net. Nice. So that's what I would do.

The brains of the operation. Honestly, I'd probably just make whatever fucking movie I wanted to see. OK, that's an expensive movie. No, I would make a book for the rest of my life. And I'd make a ton of them that I just want to see Okay, that's just a very real answer That's what I would do. Okay

Your's was funny. Here's this funny mine is real. I was also very real Holy shit, man, okay, I would give everyone in here That's what I give you guys more money Okay, by the way, I would give everyone in here. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah. And guess what? That's my shirt. I'd give you guys more money. No. So Kevin Federline, it's all Britney Spears base. What is Federline left his family?

What the hell? Dude, this is actually a sad thing. You guys remember Kevin Federline, Britney Spears husband? That's his voice on the Popos out there. He left his family for his Popos out career. Popos out! What? Yeah.

Can you say that one more time for me please? Kevin Federline left his family for his... Oh shit, my bad. I'm getting a... Kevin Federline, I'm getting a ton of air drops. Yeah, that's so tough. That's all. Popos out! Okay, I'm gonna do it'm getting a ton of air drops. Yeah, that's so turn that off. Okay, hey, I'm gonna do it again and then drop it. Yeah, Kevin Fedoran, Kevin Fedoran left his family for his.

Papa, South career dude. I okay. Still, I'm not quite understanding what he did. So he evidently had an ex-girlfriend who was eight months pregnant with her second baby. Nice. And he also had a toddler when Britney Spears started dating him and he was just like, oh, Pope is out. Pope is out. Oh, this is like back in the day. Yeah, so this is all for Britney Spears. What year is this topic from?

This is off. You stopped talking. You stopped talking. 2002. Well, I guess Britney Spears is memoir. Oh, yes. Oh yes. Oh. Just drops.

So now we're gonna all these hot tidbits. And now you see why she's in her bikini dancing with us. Right. You're like, you're like, you're saying it? She's let her heart. I love that. She's what? No, she's not.

She's, I don't, that girl goes, she's okay. Yeah. No, she isn't. Like with zero judgment, I don't know if she's okay. No, she's not. She's just, I don't, that girl goes, she's okay. No, she isn't. Like with zero judgment, I don't know if she's okay. No, she's not okay. I don't know if she's not okay, but I don't know if she is okay. I mean, I do weird shit when I'm alone in my house. I walk around naked.

That's so weird. If my dick can touch the linoleum, what? I can't. Well, okay, cool. What is that? You try to get low, you try to get low with it. Careful, don't hurt yourself. I can't well, okay cool. What is that? You try to get low you try to get low with it careful don't hurt yourself. I can't yeah, oh Do you remember the joke from childhood where it's like

So there's three guys who are competing for the world's longest dick sure? Yeah They're all on top of the sears tower Okay, and the first guy hangs his dick over the edge and it goes down to the like 35th floor. They're like holy shit. That's huge, dude. And they're like, that's huge. That's huge.

Yeah, and the next guy goes, that's nothing. He hooks his rod over the ledge. And it goes down to the 17th floor. Holy shit. That must be the world's biggest dick. I'm a dude. But then they turn back to the third guy, and he's like,

and they're like, yo man, what are you doing? He's like, I'm dodging traffic. Yeah! Yeah! That was like, no, when you're like eight or nine years old just one you had in the chamber for summer count honestly that's how my dad explain the birds and the bees so the reason you're here is and then he was like and also what you can do with that

huge day you get titty when you're not dodging traffic, you can make babies. Hit me with it. Hell yeah dog. I'm on this today. You're all right guys. This is actually pretty crazy world's oldest dog ever. Okay. Ever. I know about it. 30 dies at 31 dude. Oh my god. So fucking close dude. Yeah Pretty wild crazy. I When Anna our producer brought this up. I was like is it the Australian cattle dog? Uh-oh and she was like

Yes, no it's in weird. Oh, it's new in Portugal. It doesn't say if it's on a street I'm reading the breed. Oh't it doesn't say anywhere on here. You told me the breed of Portuguese dog that is and a pure bread. Rafiero do a tale. Rafi, yeah, why did you tell me? Oh, was the one that was before that? Anna? that Anna was the previous old The dog in Australia And so I don't do and Tejo So like Alan Alan Tejo. Oh, yes, yeah, I stopped dude the previous one the previous one was an awesome

Yeah, so you're a liar so he dokey And I think I nailed it you guys came over like I can't read and it's a rough reiro do and tear That's a great Portugese dog that was an average life expected to have 10 to 14 years this dog is his old as my wife It's a old dog a cool way to put it. I mean was that dog. That's a fun way was it completely fucked up blind like it It's just dropping out of its asshole where it was it's you know what dude have you ever seen like my my wife her dog was 18 years old when I met it's gonna be like and it my wife is she just shits on the carpet she's so old my wife had a super old dog named Bitsy named after

Britney Spears dog weirdly okay it looked like a fucking wizard dude oh yeah it would just stand there with like gloss over eyes, just with long gray hair. What kind of dog, Rick, what are we talking? Dude, I know what you're talking about. I'm not a dog. When they have the gloss over look, and it looks like they can talk to you in your own mind. Yeah, right.

Are you talking like the milky eyes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you start to hear a voice and it's like, go in the kitchen. That's like summer of Sam, dude. Did the dog tell them to do that? It's like, my dog was so old. I remember my dog's like,

Tiana. Tiana, Tiana just walk around and not even walk. You had a dog named Tiana? Yeah. Tiana. OK. That sounds like a horn, everybody. This sexiest dog name I've ever heard of.

Yeah, why did you name your dog? Did you have like a fucking... Why didn't you name the dog? We didn't name the dog, the dog name of the name. What kind of cool freak name was your dog? The sexiest name ever and then they're like, it's too sexy, I gotta get rid of it. They're like, coming up to the stage.

Look at you, my name's Tiana. Tiana, but she would just fall out of her ass. Yeah, I remember that. Like, it was just like, and it was like really hard dry shit. And it's like, what's going on inside of your body? Yeah, that was really sad. It was sad, alrighty. All dogs up there.

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I would love that. Boppa South! Thank you for the questions. So you guys have some hard hitting cues. You're coming in. You're coming in sweet sweet days for ya. Amon from Idaho Whoo. Oh, yes, I guess I'm on throwing his voices because he's from several different places in this audience

I'm on from Idaho draw five hours for T.I. I nation My guy And this guy evidently wants Jim Carey to die. What? Because he says, can we give him his flowers? No. And no, we're not going to give Jim Carey flowers. Oh, yeah, no.

We'll give him props. Because if you follow the podcast at all, you know if we give someone their flowers, they're dead within the month. Yeah, it's not good. So there's no way we can do that. So I will say Jim Carey fucking rules. Yeah. It's probably the reason I'm in comedy.

Yup, yup, yup. Yeah. rules. Yeah, probably the reason I'm in comedy. Yep, yep, yeah, yeah, formative boys. Yeah, I remember I watched the pilot to in living color two nights ago. Okay, weird. It's called knowing your history. Yeah, sure. It's doing your research. Yeah, I he killed it episode one. I remember my dad called me down the stairs as I was a little boy to watch Fire Marshall Bill. Is that right? Yeah, yeah.

Fire Marshall Bill, he's like, you gotta watch this. This shit's funny. That shit was scary. He's like, well, let me show you something. Yeah, yeah, he was. It was frightening. Uh, favorite, favorite best Jim Carrey movie TV show go?

Sonic 2, the Grinch. I like his new stuff. Oh, dude, I know. I mean, I really love eternal sunshine. Okay. Yeah, I'm fucking that. Yeah, man. I'm sure you, but that's what my name is trying. Bro, I'm a I'm a I'm a huge the majestic guy. Yeah, what about the number 23? Yeah, what about the number 23? Yeah, man. The number 23 is the best.

You know what, I'll be honest. I don't like what's happening right now. Sorry. I feel like if James Carey himself was listening, because that's how he was listening on the pilot if he lived in color. If he was listening to this right now, he'd be like, do these guys hate me?

Are they making fun? They're making fun. The spotless mind is real. What I did was I laid the floor for you guys to be sweet nice. Dude, that's a great movie, but that's not the best Jim Carrey. Come on. That can't be your favorite Jim Carrey, when he's not doing Jim Carrey.

Well, then it would be, okay, my favorite Ace, my favorite Ace Ventura movie is Ace Ventura 2. It's Ventura 2. Two. I like two. I'm a two guy. I do like that I taught Mike, I showed my kids the rhinocene.

Oh yeah. And now whenever we go anywhere with it has like rhinos like a zoo or like a book with rhinos they're like, can I hop in these rhinos? Cool kid. Cool kid. So good. So Colin Whipple is asking Colin.

Whip, whip, not real fake name. Whipple, talk about the rat buster scene from Workaholics. Oh, yeah, the rat. So we actually, we had, this was based on a true story where we lived, me, Blake and Kyle lived in the Workaholics House, where we shot the show. And before we got the show, we had this crazy rat infestation and also during the show.

But water trash. Yeah. But we set up a ton of traps like our own being like, we're going to catch these rats and we caught something like 25 rats in. Yeah, because we just get resetting it in the attic. Then we could go outside and like have a beer and we just hear. And they're like, oh, that's it. And then and then one night, well, they were late at night.

I remember I was in bed with my girlfriend, I know. And it happened. This is the way. No big deal. And I heard like a ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. And a rat was crawling into my room. And I knew what he was doing. And my girlfriend goes, what's that?

And I go, it's old plumbing. It's old plumbing, yeah. It's so old, it's plumbing. These rats were brave. They would go from room to room looking for crumbs. Dude, it's just like, uh-huh. What a bitch.

Yeah, there. You trying to fuck her? Not on my watch, you got some cheese. Exactly what happened to you. You got some cheeses in here? You got some pillows. It no joke, climbed up onto our bed. Where you get to blow a finger,

I picked it off of our bed. Yep. I heard it go. Oh, like little squeal. She was like, what the fuck is that? I'm going to kick me like that. It's the plumbing. It's the plumbing.

And then like three days later, she went home, three days later, I had had enough and I, that's the night of many kills when I went to our kitchen Who's wearing nothing but boxer shorts? Armed with a bottle of Windex. Yeah, we're gonna close our eyes. We close our eyes for that one And I murdered six rats by hand. Yeah, you did they were brutal They were brutal death just another night in Salt Lake City

So we had we had to film that. We had to do that. So then we knew when we shot the show that we had to murder a ton of rats. That scene has to be... You talk! Is there any other details, guys? I just was at the door listening to Adam have sex with his girlfriend and he thought it was a rat.

He was a rat scratching at the door. It was something we got a lot of blowback for, like when the episode aired, people lost their shit. And we're like, first of all, they're not real rats that were like killing. And second of all, even if they're real rats cares. Yeah, but I always thought that that, because there's some really good cuts in that montage

where you really cut last minute and then big ass fucking blood splurred. So I always thought it was cool that yeah people were pissed Because they thought it was real. This is rock and roll. Yeah, yeah, it's cool Yeah, so Emily Shelby Chebie wants to know Shibbishy Shibbishy Shibbishy Shibbishy Shibbishy Shibbishy What should I get as my next tattoo? Also, I'm doing an impression of Emily also

Can you give my friend Maggie who couldn't be her or shout out? No. Not gonna do that. She should have bought a ticket. Yeah. You know? If Maggie wanted a shout out, if Maggie wanted a shout out,

Maggie would have been here. Yeah, that's right. And then I would have given Maggie a shout out. Yeah. Maggie, Maggie. Not happening, Maggie. What was the other question? Sorry, Max. What was the shout out for you? There was a tattoo part. I know that. Yeah, that's what should I get as my next tattoo says Emily. Ooh, just like it's maybe maybe a tramp stamp that points down and says, type a hole. Yeah.

Maybe, maybe, maybe they're useful. Yeah, maybe they're like tramp stamps have gone the way they're gone. Now I feel like you got a little cursive tattoo on your clavicle right here. Are people still doing this one on the ribs? That's hot. Tight, tight, tight. Also, it's weird that we call them tramp stamps because that's like a, it's like, you know, you're trying to be like, oh, that girl's a tramp.

What the fuck? What do you, that tramp? I just think she likes cool bar wire tattoos. Right, a magical star tattoos on her lower back. I just think she's, or a cool butterfly. Right, I think she's just tight. And like getting real the lot. Well, if you guys seem to know people are,

do you guys see now people are doing like full Black ink tattoo. Oh, it's sleeve sleeve the whole body. Yeah, I'm down for that That's like rage against the machine shit. That's fucking cool. You know who started that and then you can get the guy from jiggle Oh started that shit. Oh really we all know it. We all know it the guy from jiggle. Oh's we all know it We all know it, the guy from Jigalos. We all know it. He's the hero people I've seen that show. That's cool. So Lizzie Shabby, they must be sisters.

Adam, have you ever eaten other shit? What? I don't understand. Wait, other weird things, not including the rotisserie chicken string. Oh, okay. Which, I don't know if everyone knows, I ate a rotisserie chicken, and then a day later I shit up the string that holds it all together

And I thought I had the largest tapeworm known to man. I was like And then I looked at I'm like this held my rotisserie chicken together Delicious This held my rotisserie chicken together. Delicious. Yep, yep, yep. No, that was a first for me. I'm not always having weird, non-edible things kind of out of my asshole. Yeah, what do you guys think he is?

Crazy. Yeah. He just eats the strings off of chickens. Get off his case. Well, when you're eating a rotisserie chicken, you're fucking gonna send it. Anything goes. Well, when you're eating a rotisserie chicken, you're fucking gonna send it. Anything goes.

Die ya'll, reya'll, dude. Rotisserie chicken does not give me die reya, dude. If anything, it makes you stronger and plugs me up. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Dan Wells wants to know, in the true Drowman's episode of Orgologs,

when Carl says, Freaket'sia, uh Sia, and throws the DVD was it intentional or an accident that he hit the light Freaket Sia That was an accident. I'll be honest. I threw it as hard as I could. I maybe was yeah, and then it just hit the light Yeah, happy accidents guys count. I'll check every time. See. I am a happy Actually, Joe dirt in the car. That's me. So Valerie wants to know how do you get out of a creative rut? Oh, this is a serious question. You Valerie, what are you doing? Look for something that makes you have fun. Okay, my Thank you, Blake. That's one thing that we go to as a good. Yeah, no, I just go to page 34 of PornHub.

Hey, hey, you know what? A topical thing. You guys didn't try to get on PornHub here in Utah? Hang on, just be clear. Just be clear. We've been here five hours. What happened? 69.

You guys didn't try to get on PornHub, huh? Oh, today? No, not yet. Not, not yet. I mean Can you see me neither but a friend told me? You can't dude What you can't get on porn hub. They don't even know porn hub like we know porn We have to go on so sorry. I'm so sorry. We have to go We're sorry for this whole episode wait. Are you?

What are you saying? Yes, so evidently you cannot look at you have to have like age consent. Well that seems fine. That's okay. You can probably then you have to like put your like ID on a porn site to do it. No. And so porn hub just goes, you know what? Peace we out of here. And so porn up just goes, you know what? Peace, we outta here. And they're not in Utah. Whoa. Well, you guys are so, hey, so, hey, so, we gotta do it. We don't know what to tell you.

Yeah, you, if, I mean, I would take a try. If you're in a rut, I will say that like, they're probably looking at us like, yeah, it's good because you've been here six hours and already looked. We don't have it and we don't think about it ever. Yeah, but I'm away from my wife for six hours. Yeah, but that's also good. It is.

What? That's all. I don't know the porn hub saying, I don't know. I'm sorry, yeah. Dirt. Yeah. But do they have, but do they have that? We're also a hamster.

They do. They do? They have cheddar bad. they have a hamster? They do, they do. You guys do? They got a chatter back. I don't know, a friend told me that they do. A friend told me that they do. You got friends and so like? Yeah. Yes, I do.

And you had to put in your ID. So do you do that? Or do you just think of fun memories from the ninth grade? No, bro, you beat it to Instagram. Don't be weird. What? I don't know. He said, I don't know.

This dude said, I don't know. I feel like your license plate should be like Utah, the land that Pornow forgot. Yeah. That'd be fun. Yeah, that could be something. Well, I agree. How do you get out of a creative rut?

I would say find something that brings you pleasure. Yes, exactly. I would say just keep doing the thing, the creative thing, whether it's like writing or painting, just keep doing it, just keep going. Like, don't stop. Get through the rut. Don't like go to the beach for the day or whatever the fuck you guys do here

And I would say abuse substances Yeah, that's a fun one. Yeah, okay. Yeah What I like to do is I like to put on music that brings me joy blink 182 green day Okay, I'll Cruz's dynamite. Okay. Did you say it's alcohol? Oh, my. Oh, yeah.

Say an A-O, better let go. And then a new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new,

new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new Adam just turned this into like one of those trampoline zones for kids To know popos how can I get a drop on the soundboard? Hidden with it. Yeah, I'll hit you with the popos Cool question, so and and a and a nc What? Well, that's that girl. Whatever her name is. Uh-huh. I think it did you just just any Well, that's that girl whatever name is I think it's just just any any N.A.N.C Nancy no, any N.C. Oh N.A.N.C. I like to think it's pronounced a Nancy a

Nancy, I think it's a nessa. Nope Let me see it did any Anel yeah, you're doing great. Any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, yeah, Adam cried. Adam cried. None of us cried. I just Adam cried. He's a bitch. No, you guys all three cried. Oh, huh? You guys all cried. I cried. I did. I did. Because I remember I did Yeah, I we know Terce. You have no emotions. It's like you very weird, but one my family got to set Maybe I cried Maybe. I'm crying. We were going to film, we were like going to film game overman in three weeks from that day. Right.

And so, yeah, it didn't get right. But it was an end of an era. And what sucks is, hey, fuck Paramount Plus because we don't get to make the movie. Dude, the day should pay. It can't be my idea because maybe they'll take legal precautions, but if we all want to, it can be my idea. Yeah, that's a whole champ, full of paramount plus. Okay.

Feel free. Fuck. Fair amount plus. Fuck paramount plus. Fair amount plus. Fucking. Wow, do you hear that paramount plus? That's a big hit.

A lot of people in SLC are pissed? Yeah, how come you guys don't you guys said it? I'd be only one the fair I said they're on they're on tough times. They are falling apart and oh yeah It's pretty it's pretty rewarding to see Yep, fuck them so Justin Paul Sit do first names says Adam plus bumper equals performance. Please, or set the music. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b favorite place I gotta get my body moving shake is right away a simple man a day how

you got that sure if you can't tell Adam Reed Z's before the show Adam pick the cards hey will a says please let the wizards play today and guess what first of all it's not the wizards don't play Yeah, okay, and it is not up to us. I don't know how many times we have to explain this We don't choose when the portal opened did he say let the wizards play dude The mall spells well would skull fuck me if I even tried to like do any sort of seniority on him

Yeah, no they have powers beyond your wildest Imagination and they will fuck you up and on top of their powers. They might just skull fuck you That's what happens they grab your skull and they fuck it then they skull fuck. Yeah Graphic dude, well, dude, these are them. Yeah, that's a different realm. It's actually kind of normal. It's like how yeah, it's great Britain. They say cunts and we just don't say it here. Yeah, a little too offensive. Yeah, skull fucking where they're from is like it's like shaking. It's like shaking

me. Yeah, it's like birds in the beach shit. So any takebacks to any apologies to any epic slams? I'm gonna apologize to whoever I yelled at over here about like the money. Yeah, my bad. Yeah. Say it. And I stand by keeping the money

and shooting rockets with my friends. Just double down on the billionaire dream. Yeah, that's it. Nice. Nice. I'll double down on that freaking buzz ball. I took it, wasn't so bad. I didn't get diarrhea.

All right, we'll have another one tonight, yeah. I feel great. I feel great. By the way, is it takebacks and double downs? So we're doubling down on the road. Or dead ringers, we did a dead ringer. Are there any dead ringers? Keanu Reeves is another one I get all the time.

What if that Keanu Reeves? Dang, I won. When have you ever truly gotten, yeah. You look like a new one. I feel like that's the one you made up. Yeah, yeah, dude, I get Matt Damon and Mark Walberg all the time. Yeah, definitely.

I get Keanu Reeves more than I get Steve Aoki. Not the other day, bitch. Well, the other day I put in the Bieber bar. Yeah, I got hit twice with a take man. You look like Keanu Reeves when he's wet in the latest John wet. They do say they do say like a little bit bigger. They're like, you're like, yeah, much better.

Much better. A little bit, a little bit bigger. Right. Little bit. You look like big Keanu Reeves. Actually, actually, actually, you look like Bill 8 Ted. Wait, was he Ted or Bill? It's not Bill 8. He's Ted, but like bill eight Ted Wait, was he Ted or Bill? Bill eight he's Ted, but like you look like You look like a head is not a fan you look like Ted eight bill

Ted eight to bill. Yeah, I'm over here matrix fully loaded Not yo-fries, first of all, I think we've lost somebody here in front row. What do you mean? You good dude I think we've lost somebody here in the front row. What do you mean? Good dude. Steve Fallen, so you get. Yep. Might be time to wrap up the show. I think someone just died right there. OK, hell yeah.

No take back. He's nodding off. You got any epic giveaway? Yeah, get throw some quick and sure. Oh, we have epic giveaway. You guys are lucky. You lucky. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- We have epiquiivories! You guys are lucky! I'm going to be a fan of you guys! We got epiquiivories!

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