This Is Important - Ep 166: Live from Salt Lake City: SLC Hunks & Salt Lake Titties

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important. My butthole's pretty loose butthole from your dad. My nipples have zero firmness to them whatsoever. I cut my dick off and I'm growing it into another human. And if you're listening at home, I'm fucking the air. Let's go. And the worst flavor goes out to...

Wow. The milk chocolate buzz ball that you all just drag. What is it? This is a chocolate one? We have not had this one on the road yet, and I'm going to have diarrhea for sure. It's chocolate? It's the chocolate one? Holy shit.

That is like poison milk, and I love it. It got held up We had like a buzzball shipment As we do And it got held up So they went to the local liquor store Or whatever you guys have here

And Yeah Got buzz balls And you only have The shittiest flavor So that is our bad That is our bad A point of pride

I see here in SLC Chocolate's the worst Like It's the worst It's pretty rough I mean, I think it has dairy in it, so... Oh, yeah. Yeah, we just gave everyone the cause of diarrhea.

It's in the little ball, ladies and gentlemen. So thanks for coming out, guys. What's up? What's it? We really appreciate it. Yeah, cool. What's up? This is cool.

Yeah, we didn't know what to expect, and then all of a sudden we saw the tickets being sold here, and we're like, oh, there's some freaks out here in SLC. Oh, some punks. I knew you were out here. You're always peeking behind the curtain, you freaks. Yeah. Utah's kind of a mystery like that, huh?

What do you mean, dude? I'm just saying other states, we're kind of like, what does go on in Utah? Well, there's a lot of misnomer. Misnomer's. You know what? Adam, that word is so good. Yes, points.

You got points. Points for vocabulary. I like now we're not even giving points to like a funny or clever joke. It's just knowing words. Vocabulary points? Vocab points. I might have misused it. Well, because what do you think it means?

What I think a misnomer means is you think it's one thing. And then it's not that thing. Like I've been saying that there's not alcohol, actually alcohol here. Yeah. And we just went to dinner. And I'm drunk as fuck. And there was alcohol. And there was alcohol.

No, I'm okay. I'm moderately intoxicated. But there is real alcohol out here. I could taste it. Nice. I don't. Well, you know, because I feel, when did they change that? I felt like when I was a kid, I grew up in Nebraska,

and you always heard that in Utah, it was like five, whatever they called it? What? What do you mean? Like, it's a dry state? It wasn't dry, but it was a less, less alcohol. Yeah, like, what? Utah. What is he looking for?

Jesus. Three, three percent. Utah. Two. Utah. Three point two. That's a tinier amount. Three point two.

Oh, so three point, so is that, sorry, is that, so three point two percent alcohol by content or whatever is what the limit is? So that's like a beer, right? Yeah. Sure. So three, two, normally a beer is like five. Five. seven, five, eight?

I don't know if that's true. I feel like that's pretty high for a beer. But those ones, what does that say on the can? You can figure it out right there on the can. Hang out, you guys, just give us five minutes here. We're going to read a can. Just give us five to ten minutes. Just like, did we get to check this out?

Should we turn the Paul Simon back on while we just read these cans real quick? It seems like these cans are full of misnomer. Yeah. We can't find the number. Miss numbers. Hey, all right. Hey. Yes, points.

Miss numbers. Boom. I hurt my shoulder. So now I know that you guys party. There's booze here. And then also tons of beautiful people here, too. Okay.

Gorgeous. You guys are gorgeous. Not gorgeous people. Not you guys necessarily. Right. Oh, right. We covered that. Not you guys.

I feel like our fans skew homely. Skew homely. And that's fun. That's how we like them. You take after us. You're like, we're regular people. I'm just an average guy.

A lot of Arby's coupons in the wallet. Yeah. They got the meets. But dude, I was watching like the local news earlier in the hotel. And there's some 50-year-old super babes out there. Love it. All blonde, silver blonde hair, silver blondeish. It's got to be the mountains, right?

It's got to be the mountains that surround us. It's got to be. They're the mountains all right If you know what I'm talking about You're huge Adam, are you here? I don't Mountains

You want me to expand? Yeah, expand, please expand They're in the mountains all right And then you nodded Well, you were talking about like the weather Oh, their tits are like Yeah, he said to Should I have said she had

She's got great weather balloons Well, I didn't say Like the women here I said the people here are beautiful. Well, I equate chest size with beauty. Oh, do you? Yeah, that's why, like, Dolly Parton is my number one. Are you trying to fuck me or what?

If I had to fuck one of the crew, yes, I would titty-fuck you, sir. That's my guy. That's my guy. Well, that's a good question. If we had to fuck. Titty fuck. Or just titty fuck. I think that's what we stumbled into right now.

Okay, well, that's not even fair because we, Durs has the only titties to fuck. So what's wrong with that? So we're all kidding fucking Ders. Okay, all right. That's awesome. So you win. This is the one thing I won. Not really.

Ders can't titty fuck himself. Let's keep real. So this is a, you don't think I can. You don't know that. No, you cannot. Turn the Paul Simon back on. And also, this is one of the first true glances in this nice light that I'm seeing of your outfit because we just were out, we just went to dinner, and he wasn't wearing this.

Nope. And then I took a ship. Took a ship. And when I came out from taking the number two, Utah, give me two. It was fully changed. Well, I got to tell you guys, coming into Utah, Utah, Utah, Utah, Utah. Utah, I gave you a number two. I feel like this is one of the coziest states, right?

Okay. Right? So you throw on like your cozy, known for the beautiful people and the coes. Yeah. And huge titty-d weather women. I didn't say huge tizzy. Well, what's cozier than some big old blam dogs?

I was the one who mentioned the mountains, and it was just because I thought the air is better and that makes more beautiful people. I don't know. You're not talking about the meat mounds? And then you went all crass in front of all these people. First of all, if I know our fans, they don't want to hear crass.

No, man. They don't want to hear about the cause of diarrhea. They don't want to hear about the size of our buttole. They want to hear about Durs Titty-Fucking himself. Yeah, they want to hear about Durs Titty-Fucking himself. Well, that's a skill, you know, that's not just like gross for gross's sake. That's like pretty cool. It is cool.

And there's a wonderful visual behind that. It's like an acrobatic visual in my mind. I like to think this is a window into Ders giving me, like, the bird. and the B's speech. And he's like, and then there's titty fucking. And I mean, it's just way too in death. I feel like that's, but I feel

like that might be okay. I feel like that might be cool to like tell your young teenage kid just so they're not like going to go knock somebody up right out the gate. You're like, by the way, there's other things you can do. There's a thing called titty fucking. That's, you got 12 months to do that. Yes. Yeah, I feel like that

and women love it. Yeah, they love it. I know women, and I don't. They love it. You straddle the chest. Yeah. Nothing like... So it's not so much of birds and the beast talk.

It's a... The tithy's in the fucking... It's a crevasse. That would be like a contraceptive, right? That's a... No, that's not... The opposite of... Because they're not going to fuck.

It's not a contraceptive. This all feels like a misnomer to me. I mean, by that rationale, just like... Getting into an elevator also contraceptive. Yeah, but they're not. Not always. Type of fucking in the elevator, you know what I mean? Yes, but just not fucking doesn't make something a contraceptive.

True. I probably used the wrong word. I'm all good with that, bro. Dude, you're being a dumbass. Yes, and you're being a total misnomer about everything. But I also, I guess I don't know what contraceptive means. I thought that meant, like, that's what a condom is. And I thought, like, a receptive is she's recepting.

Right. So you're trying to, you're trying to contra that. No, you're trying to contra the reception? Well, you know what all that reception? So you thought that the root word was counter receptive or something like that? But it is. Isn't contra? Contra means not.

So shouldn't it be? Yeah. From the Greek latoniousness. You fucking idiot. Oh, dude, I don't fucking know shit. Like contrary. Right. Oh.

Soception. I'm thinking it should be... Conception. The word should be... Conception. It should be... Yeah, Kyle. We know.

Okay. Shouldn't it be cock reception? Well, no, because it's the opposite. No. It shouldn't be. It could be... You describe what that means to you. Well, I was watching the news.

And all of a sudden, my dick flopped out. Yeah. Yeah. And that was cock... Cocker reception. Cock reception. Yeah, that's masturbation. What's going on here?

I've noticed the last few shows this has become Blake's resting gargoyle. It's like ready to get up. He thinks he's part of the gargoyles cartoon. Is this a weird way to sit? Like, just this is, I don't know.

I'm doing that. I will say that I've been doing here. I've been doing this a lot. Uh-huh. And it's because I'm obese now. Right. So what I'm trying to do

Because I'm trying to tuck the gut in, lean over. Yeah. Have this, the neck out. You're tucking it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then also, my arms are my pride and joy.

Yes, they are. You got to pump these up. They're up front. Great ass. Shoulders forward. Yeah, shoulders forward. Yeah, baby. So let's get the jacket off.

Yeah, let's see the arms, bro. Oh, you want to see it? What are we doing here? I'm still going to send it. Oh, shit. I'm hot. Oh my goodness. Oh my, he's grabbing it.

He's winding it up. Wait a second. Adam, what are the gun laws? What are the gun laws in Utah? Good question. That's important. What's crazy to me is that your bicep and your shoulder are like the same size. And that's not a big.

That's a scientific observation of... It's science. Mine. It's a science. Oh, he's putting it back on. I feel like Adam is working to a point where everything on you is the exact same size. Yeah. Yeah, I'm freakish.

Yeah. It's all the same circumference, everything. We got to acknowledge the facial hair. I know. Let's talk about this shit. Can you guys see that in the balcony? I don't know if you can see it in the upper deck. Very shagademic.

I mean, you don't. It's pretty real. Those chops are something. that I am jealous of. Well, see, the thing is, is I've always known I can grow these chops, but have you ever seen a fully grown, almost 40-year-old man with a purely

blonde mustache? Right. A mustache that is thick if you get close, but from a distance, you're like, there's no... He does not have a mustache. Yeah, it's not there. Do you do, like, lemon juice in it, and then lay out in the sun? I don't do anything. I'm just very Nordic

when it comes to my upper lip. Hey, nothing wrong with that. Okay, dokey. Ow. Well, because it looks like you're a little ahead for Halloween and you're going to be the dude from trailer park boys. Yeah. I could see that.

I definitely look like a dad who's always trying to fix your car. I'll take a look at it. Hey, what you got under the hood there? You're like, it's a 93 Cavalier convertible. Yeah, we see it. Not much. It's this old C-Bring. Is that carbureated?

Well, let me see. That's carbureted. Let me get under there. You also know nothing about cars? Exactly. What do you got under there? The engine? What's under their motor?

What's, uh... Is this your car? That's a battery right there, I am pretty positive. Now, what are those? Those are... Those are... Oh, yeah. Those are hubcaps on those wheels as well.

Those are nice. How be damned, you got some of those doors on this thing, huh? So what is this made out? This, uh, metal? Yeah. Do those doors lock? Because, uh, your, uh, your tailpipes in the back. Dude, when I was a kid, I, I tried to, I had a, I had a 93, no big deal.

Cavalier convertible, salvage title and. Salvege title's rock, dude. Yeah, salvage title, dude. And I took out a loan to buy it. What does that title mean? Like, you got it from the police officer? That means it was destroyed in a wreck and they cobbled it together like an automotive of Frankenstein.

Right. And that's what I drive around. It's like, right. Exactly. And so I own this car, and I was just turned 16 years old, and my buddy was like,

we got to juice this thing up. I'm like, hell yeah, let's spray paint the hub caps. We've got to juice it. And then put the lug nuts and paint those white to match the sick car. Sure.

And so we did it. We took off all the hubbies. The hubs. And so you got to take the lug nuts off And then we ran out of spray paint Oh yeah And I'm like fuck we need more spray paint And then I go I know the guy to drive us

Me And we get back in the car And then I drove it down my buddy's hill Without the lugs without putting the lug nuts back on And A wheel popped off And we just rolled 15 feet down Just with like sparks flying lights like

Yeah Yeah And your dad came out and it's like, I think a wheel fell off. Yeah. You're missing a wheel there. So, what is this? Three wheels? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you're supposed to have four. Okay.

Makes a lot of sense. That could have been really bad, dude. Yeah, dude, I should be dead. You could have died. I don't know why you're joking about it. Is that your near, that's a near death experience? Do you think that was your final destination? Ooh, it's close to Halloween.

Is Final Destination a Halloween? A very spooky episode. Would you call Final Destination a horror? Yes. Hey, whoever said yes. You're a bitch. Oh, shit. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.

Isn't Final Destination kind of just what's going to happen to all of us? Okay. Whoa. And is that a horror or is just kind of, whoa, something to know. Yeah, but that's not. No one dies in their sleep as an old person in finding. destination. Like that's going to happen to at least

40% of us. Dude. Some of us might be like walking along on a train track and there's like a piece of metal that's jingling along and then it shoots out and goes, full train to the face. Probably most of us will just die of lung cancer.

I don't know. I walked around your fair city today. I feel like a lot of people are going to go in a weird way. Is weed legal here yet? Is weed legal? No. No, damn. That's a bummer.

I mean, just booze was legal just like 10 years ago, man. They just got beer, chill out, man. Well, I just thought it could be like, you know. Hey, is heroin legal here yet? Ah, bummer. Sorry. Bummer. And, oh, you should do it because you should see the streets of Los Angeles.

Oh, it's so nice there right now. You have to go. Anywhere you need to go to warm your hands, there's fires everywhere. They call them fun burn pits. They're on the corner of every street. Utah. Fun little burn pit. Utah.

That's cool. Hey, what is this one? Salt Lake City. That's some Beach Boys shit, huh? What is it? Salt Lake City. Oh, nice. When do the Beach Boys?

What song is that? They're like, we're going surfing on the mountain. It's called Salt Lake City. Oh, it is? Yeah. Damn. I mean, the beach. Boys were, their name

is the Beach Boys. What made them go, you know what? Not this track. I guess we got to listen. Hey, Charlie, Charlie Manson, roll with us. He was a homie. Yeah, Charlie Manson was a homie of the Beach Boys.

Dude, something tells me they had a lot of fun out here, the Beach Boys. Charlie Manson rolled with them and I think one of them took one of Charlie Manson's songs. Whoa, this is kind of Halloween spooky. I think this could be more, but I think that one of the Wilson brothers

took a song from him and then he got fucking pissed, you know? Was this Luke or was this Owen? He was like... This was... Who were the question of Brian? And then who else? I can't remember.

I think it's Luke and Owen. They're in Bottlewacket. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to look up the Salt Lake City lyrics.

Okay. If you guys, you could just give us five minutes. He's going to look this up real quick. Maybe we run the Paul Simon. time and again. Absolutely. Well, we can listen to it, for sure. What are you looking up?

Yeah, the track. It's kind of tight. Oh, this is the Beach Boys track. Whoa, it sounds totally different than every beach. They're like, let's make the same song again before another place. Yeah.

That seems right. They're like, what if we made the exact same song again for another place we like? Right. The little old. lady from Salt Lake City. They're like, I watch the local news in Salt Lake City, and we've

got to go. Guys, this is kind of a Halloween spooky lyric. Oh, what's up, dude? This is the third verse. He's like, and this town doesn't suit you, this town doesn't suit me. Let's start a new life in Salt Lake City, okay? Okay. This is where it gets a little spooky.

Okay. You cry the day through. I'm dead and empty. Whoa. Oh, shit. And then it's, let's hope it's different in Salt Lake City. Oh, my God. Jesus. That's Brian Wilson all the way, right?

Yeah, Brian Wilson dealing with some, like, real, real infinite sadness in his belly. But then the chords, like, he's the one that says the lyrics. He's like, I'm dying inside. I want to kill myself. I want to slip my throat and bleed out in front of all my friends and family. And then the other Beach Boys are like, and the song goes like this. Dingin, dinga, dinga, dinga, dinga, they were just poems before he plugged him.

Do you care if we talk about, like, sand and surfing and then get to you, mutilating yourself? You know what's fun in the sun and it serves up? Then I slit my wrist the long way. I wish a shark would eat me through my stomach. Feed me to dogs. I want you to bleed me out and then put me in one of the,

those burn pits. Saka, saka. Take a hot poker and shove it up my asshole. Lake Anderson. In Salt Lake City. Stick my head in the fire. Burn all my hair off.

Is this your axe? Can I borrow it? Gonna chop off my head and then surf all day. Take some lip in and scissors and cut open my nut sack. Cut off my nut sack. Catch a wave fall off and never come up now Wouldn't the world be better if I was dead?

That's what my dad said. I'm paddling out into the storm and I'm not coming back now. Not coming back. And the executives are like, sounds great. He's like, honestly, no one listens to the lyrics. They just like that thing. Is it going to be pretty upbeat? It is.

All right. We're in. All right. It's up tempo. All right, let's get in the bus. Let's go to Salt Lake City. Hi, I'm Dr. Priyankawali. And I'm Hurricane DeVolu.

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So why did it take so long to catch him? I'm Josh Zeman, and this is Monster, hunting the Long Island serial killer, The investigation into the most notorious killer in New York since the son of Sam, available now. Listen for free on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts. Blake, do you know what you're going to be for Halloween? Because Blake, giving credit where credits do,

goes very hard on Halloween with the costumes. Well, guys, give him, not flowers, credit. Credit where credits do. I love Halloween. I think it's, My second favorite holiday, for sure. After Arbor Day. Great question, and I'll tell you at the end of the show.

Oh, no. I love Thanksgiving. I just think... I love stuffing and turkey and cranberry. So, okay, Thanksgiving's your favorite. Halloween's your second favorite. Okay, let's go top 75. Top 75 holidays.

Thanksgiving, Halloween Arbor Day, Day. Really? Okay, so, and we got to four. So why Halloween? Because I don't love Halloween. What the, huh? Whoa.

Halloween's dope. Hey, no, shut up. Halloween's dope, you're wrong. Let me defend myself. Okay, you have the floor. I don't love Halloween. I love the vibe around Halloween. Okay, here we go.

But I don't like getting a costume. I never do it. That's the vibe. Go ahead. But I like, I like the fall. I like, I like the fall. Adam, you are literally, you're, look like a Civil War general

right now and you don't like costumes right not so much a general I look like an enlisted men who's just like marching you go first we don't want to hide in a bush

we're just going to march and then okay and then reload we can hide oh boy and the general's like wait till you see the black of their eyes you're like that is so fucking close it's the white of their eyes right it's not the black of the eyes not the black and that's

cool a classic... I don't like where that went. That's a classic misnomer. What do you mean? You can see the white of people's eyes from everywhere. No, you can't.

I see so many whites of eyes. That's also questionable. No, you don't. I don't see any white's of eyes. It's just a black blob past the sixth throw. The shoe shoot! I can see yours. That means I would...

Yeah, that's some civil war shit. So I don't love Halloween for that fact. Because you don't like dressing up. I don't love the dress-up. I like going to party. I don't necessarily love dressing up. Okay. Do you dress up for your...

Because you know what? Because you got to be... For me, I got to be sexy. Right? Wee-oh. Okay. So when I get dressed up... That's not a misnomer.

It's usually a real sexy leotard or a one piece. Yeah. And then how do I piss? The one that snaps down here? Just pull it to the side. No, you don't. You have to tuck it up in your butt and then piss in your butt.

Oh, my God. And that's a whole thing. Yeah, no, that is actually a movement. It's... Kids are calling it... fill in the tank. Oh, they are? Yeah.

That's Gen Z. Whale. Yeah, dude. Yeah, and it's a real problem on TikTok. There's a bunch of kids bending their dick into their own butts and pissing in them. It's another contraceptive. Dude, so. The Fill Your Tank Challenge.

Hey, I'll give you that one. Yes, punch. Ow. Chilling. So our manager, Isaac has made, well, he asked all of us to get on TikTok. I'm the only one that did. And so I just got a TikTok. And don't, you.

You don't have to follow me. It sucks. And... Pull back. So I've been on TikTok trying to look to see what I could do. My favorite is those, like, kids that comb all their hair forward and then do this move. Oh, yeah. And then just go, like...

So sexy. And there's, like, six shirtless dudes behind them. Goodbye. They're all of their supportive bros just like, you got this, dude. Go be sexy. They must be... They must be... It must work.

Those guys? It works. They're titty fucking, for sure. They're definitely filling the tank. Well, in high school, guys like that are the ones titty fucking. And guys that look like us are going, what are titties? Are they mountains? I've heard they're like mountains.

What would have been the equivalent in the 90s? Yeah, hell yeah. To like getting your dudes together to do one of these videos? There's no equivalent to that. But like. But I think the. equivalent of the same type of dude is like the Abercrombie guy.

Okay. Like my, a guy I knew in high school, Caleb. What's up, Caleb? Hello! He was an Abercrombie, bro, and he stood outside the mall in the mall. So that was his job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With his pants down to his top dick

and girls like, he's the sexiest man alive. Right, right. And that's the same guy is now doing that cool thing. But that's like a job. I'm saying like socially, like what, this is a mating call. What was the 90s mating call? Like break dancing, right?

It probably was break dancing. It was like carrying linoleum somewhere and then being like, I could do the splits. Yeah, popping and locking and shit and then everybody like, oh, you're still. No. What?

Did you grow up in like 1982 Harlem? Well, I'm thinking, because obviously when boy band showed up, then it became like supportive bros and now we have what we have now. I feel like that started it and that's in what? The late 90s. My fire.

The one desire believe. I don't know the rest. When I say I want it that. Wow, guys. Shut up, bitch. Whoa, I just got fucking chills, dog.

We've been singing a lot. Yeah, wait. Why did you guys just fucking do that? What would he? I don't know. I don't know. I just locked eyes with Kyle, and it felt right. Yeah.

And I think that's who Ders was trying to take. It was guys that would honestly sing Backstreet Boy's lyrics. I just want to. Just want to move on. But real quick. And then I'll dive deep into Gaza. We'll get there.

Real deep dive. Real deep dive. Because I have a take. I got this weird take that no one has. A fucking disaster, my guy. Backstreet or InSync? Insync. I think it's InSync.

Well, I think Insync won the battle, but you saw the emotional connectivity. Right. When I looked into Kyle's eyes. And he's the guy that kind of looks like a wolf, and I'm the guy that combed all of his hair forward. That was super hard. Wait, what?

What's up? In the Backstreet Boys. You're the one that sort of looks like the wolf, and I'm the one that combed all of his hair for and it was really hard looking. And then Blake is the blonde one who's like Aaron Carter's brother. I want to say his name is Bryce. He's the super young one, right?

The youngest one who like probably shouldn't be there. You're the Joey McIntyre type. Thank you. I'm the pervert manager. Just show your thighs. Get your legs out, boys. You're for sure the pervy manager. Guys, I hate to announce, but my air drive drops are open again and I'm getting some weird

shit. So, I forget where we were like Indianapolis or something. I think it was Columbus? Was it Columbus? I don't know. When is this Kevin James fucking when is it

going to stop? It's still hilarious. So Blake's Blake's, Blake's. I don't know if you guys are here. People are just air dropping Blake constantly and now it's going to get way worse. This is Kevin James with some Utah mountains on him. That's Kevin James?

No. Yeah. It's his... I can't see it. Dude, this is odd. I can't see the whites of his eyes. I love how you can't see it, but he turns it to all of these people.

Well, that's... I don't know there's... Yeah. Well, you're blind. I'm not. 2020 vision right here. Okay. Incredible.

So don't call me blind ever again in front of people. Whoa, dude. Seems like you... Well, we've covered this in the previous weeks, but Kyle wore the thickest glass since I knew him for the last 20 years and then just like three years ago

he took his glasses off and he's like I can actually see perfectly water change. Yeah, but let me, you know what? It's fading again. What? Wait. You're losing your sight?

I think I might need to wear some reading glasses. I'm going to go check it out. Well, that's just because we're getting old, it's just from long term, when I read for a long time. Which we can tell you don't do. that a lot. When I read, seven minutes

for a long time. And they get tired. Yes. Your eyes get tired? Yeah. Wow. Okay. Well, I remember when my parents

got to, or when my dad had to get glasses, I cried. Why? Because I was like, you're blind, dude. You're blind. Oh. And you'll never get to

explain to me visually what did he fucking did. Fair enough. Yes, points. He can still explain it. Yeah, not visually, though. I mean, my dad showed me physically. Yeah, I know.

To himself. Wait, on you? You did the self. Wait, you know what? I did, I had a grandfather, a blind, right? Like, lost his sight. So it was a lot of, like,

a lot of, like, physical contact when you'd come visit him and, like, feel your body. Yeah. Well, that's Anders. Not necessarily that. Yeah. What?

Yeah. What's in there? Well, what's happening? I mean... Happy things scared me. I'm not going to stop you. But he, I remember he made me explain, like, what Ninja Turtles were to him. It's amazing.

Because he just, like, I don't understand. And I'm like, he's like, they're turtles. I go, well, they stand out like humans, but they have shells. They're teenagers. So they love pizza and party, and they all have the crush on the news reporter. Yeah. Oh, bring it full circle. That part. That part I get.

Do you guys ever think about people who died a while ago that you knew? Always. Like my grandfather. And, like, they just, they're never going to put on those Apple, like, pro visor gogg things. I think about that shit all the time. I'm like, you missed out. I think about that shit all the time because my grandpa, like, loved tech. And I'm like, dude, he would love VR.

He would fucking flip on some VR right now, dude. Right. Dude. I mean, that's. It's so surprising. I got my parents one of those Oculus Riff goggles.

Yeah. Because I'm like, oh, they're kind of cool and you could do cool, weird stuff in the metaverse. Yeah, you can do some good stuff

with us. You're talking about looking at porn. I've never done it. I've never done it. I've never done it. Yeah. Well, it's pretty crazy. I haven't.

For real. Okay, but the way you said it leads me to believe that you're just talking about porno. That was like the joke, but if I'm being real,

I've never watched porno in a VR space. Is it because it's almost too real? You have two chill, young children run around your house? Yes, very scared about what may happen and I won't know.

Dude, because also, like, you can't really hear much. Exactly. And they, that would be the most traumatizing thing to walk in on your, your father. Just being like, my father. Pull it down. Yeah, because you're doing some fun stuff in the porno world,

you know. Yeah. You're just on the side of a couch, just like. The fuck? The fuck is having it here. The cause of diarrhea. And if you're listening at home, I'm fucking the air.

Right now I'm fucking there. Insexual as something. What's so cool is they're just trying to do their homework and then all of a sudden the door opens and you walk in butt naked like... Dad! Oh shit. Oh my God. Dad, that's my ear. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Your ears. And now that's, that's your ear, huh? That's why. That would be a crazy final destination right there. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah.

What was the deal in all the horror movies when someone would get like a blade through the skull? They just be like, oh yeah. Yeah. I would love to get cast in one of those deaths. Let's see it. You know, I've been murdered. Have you ever been murdered in a movie? I've been murdered once.

I don't think so. And the final girls, I did this little horror comedy movie called the final girls. Hey, that's, yeah. That movie rocks. That movie rocks. Yeah, I met my wife in that movie. Yeah, you did.

Yeah, and I get, like, choked out with a telephone wire in the movie. That's hot. Yeah, and then I'm like, all bloody. And then I get, I also, and then, like, I forget exactly, but I come back to life, and I get shot out of a car, and then I, scorpion, and my body snaps in half. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You mean, like, the car stops, and you go through the, I go through the windshield and then I land and then my body goes

Yeah, layers over back of head. So good. Was it interesting when you saw it? Were you like, whoa, I'm dead. Yeah, did it fuck you up? Yeah. No, no, no. My mom, weirdly my mom was like, I just couldn't watch it.

But during the scene of Game Overman when I'm autoerotic affixating myself and my dick is in my hand and the bad guys come in and then I fight. terrorist with my dick out and you see maybe my butthole in the movie and I fight these guys naked for like five minutes. My mom leans over grabs my thigh during

this scene and she goes, whispers, I'm so proud of you. And sincerely it wasn't like a ha ha because my mom's not funny in that way. She was just like, look at you up there. Barron it all for comedy.

The theater was roaring. And she was like, I'm not wearing underwear. No. Oh, she wasn't durs. As a joke, as a joke. Oh. Well, then kind of funny. Not like what you're doing, Adam.

Okay. That would be actually bad. Yeah. If your mom was like, I'm going to be like you. I'm just like you. My butt hole's pretty loose butthole from your dad. Check out this. We shot.

We shot the scene. Nightmare. I'm playing you. Wow. Loose. Dude, that would be a trip. That, hey, Kyle. Yeah.

It would. I'm stoked on that. That's cool that she encouraged you. It would be different if she watched that death scene and she was like, yeah. Finally. Yeah. Adam's gone. Yes.

And you're like, Mom, it's a movie. I'm right here. And she's like, oh, shit. I feel like my dad was like that. My dad was like, sick death. That's how I want to go. Shoot me out of a Camaro, baby. So I gave him these Oculus Rifts, dude.

He goes, wow, cool. And then put it on and goes, and I go, are you doing it? And he goes, oh, yeah, cool. And I go, what are you seeing? He goes, all kinds of stuff. And I go, well, do you want me to show you how to, like, go? And you could climb out of everything. Or you can go do some cool stuff.

Or I can show you porn up. But I can show you, like, some cool stuff to do. And he's like, I figured it out. Wow. and I'm like, they never use it again. You just put it down and it's... It is kind of like super limiting because I'm like, oh shit, I'm gonna go to like

Lakers game, court side. And then I just went into a room where you're supposed to like find the tickets and someone just walked up to me like, hey, what's up man? And I was like... Because I was up on the couch by myself, late night and I was like,

I'm not talking to this person. Dude, it is weird because you could go into comedy clubs, you can go into comedy. This is embarrassing. You can go into comedy clubs. And there's comics, and I like know all the comics that are working today, right? And so, they're friends of mine that are on stage and this kid,

he was probably like, I mean, he sounded like a child, but it's an avatar. And he's laughing. I'm like, oh, you think this guy's pretty funny? And he's like, yeah, he's okay. And I'm like, oh, yeah. And then I go, you ever watch work a hawks? And he goes, ah, yeah, I guess so. I'm like, what do you think of Adam Devine? He goes,

fucking sucks. Gotcha. But that's just the next generation. The generation fucking thing sucks. They're just a little sensitive. You know, that's Gen Z. Yeah, it must be. Yeah.

It must be. The most insensitive, unsupportive groups. Speaking of beer, Isaac? Uh-oh. Isaac. Isaac. Can we? I think he fell asleep.

I need my Utah jazz. Wake up. I call this my jazz. Isaac Horn, everybody. Here's our name. Manager Isaac. Show us your tits, Isaac. Shirts off.

How about your butt? Let's see your butt. Let's see your butt cheek. Hey, show us your tits. Your butt cheek. We've asked him every show to show his tities. Because he's our adult manager who has the pinkest nipples. Quite pink.

It's actually like a little off-putting when you see it. You're like, you just want to milk them? Yeah, so we just want you guys to see them. Yeah, pizza, pizza. I want to share the wealth, but he refuses to do so. They're like soupy. Wait, what? Toopi?

Soupy. Oh, soupy? Yeah, like, the rest of the chest seems firm, but then the nipples very, like, fluid. Like, wavy, man. It's, like, on acid or something. His nipples are on acid. He's got, like, what's the dude's name with the melting clocks? Salvador dolly nipples.

He's got like those dolly nipples. Dude's got some dolly nipples. So they look like they're like melting and shit? I just feel like he's pretty firm. We're really proud of him. He's lost a lot of weight recently. He looked horrible. Yeah, he used to be a fat piece of shit.

And now he's just not obese. So it's firm, but the nipple part just looks like it's a little loose. Like it could go anywhere, like chewed. Damn. What's going to happen to my body when I finally get it back? I feel like I've bloated to the point of... Too late. Lose skin?

Maybe I've been there for a long time because my nipples have zero firmness to them whatsoever. Let me feel them. Your boobs are huge. There's nothing there. Go ahead. Take your shirt off. Oh. Wait, I think we covered this.

Did you guys ever have the weird thing behind your nipples? The balls. Like when you were like 13, 14, 15? Yeah. The balls. Did we figure out what that... Whoa, those guys... Are you sex educators?

Exactly what he is. That's my cause. That's his charity. Yeah, it's fine. Whole tinnies! What was it? Because it was like a prepubescent thing. What is this ball, this marble?

You guys have talked about this before. I'm also a man. I'm a man. Yeah, sure. And I was a pre-bubescent boy. Correct. And no longer with the six stash. Go ahead.

But I never felt balls behind my titty. Did you ever squeeze your titty's super hard when you were at age? Every day. Okay, well, every day. No, no. There was a firm, there was a firm bulbous, and then when you would squeeze it, it hurt like hell. Yeah. I might still have some. Whoa.

Do you love him? With some soda water. No. Oh, he sent the drink back. What do you do? What's here? What did you? What happened?

You sent him back? Are you good? Well, he made the wrong drink. What do he make water? No, I wanted a vodka red bulls. You cut it with soda water, dude. It's my classic order. It's my go juice

Mixed it with a little extra go-go And what did he forget? He forgot to cut it It would have been too much go You need to cut it! That's pretty wild I thought maybe he just brought out Like vodka on ice

And I'm like, let's go, baby A glass of vodka Utah Is that what it takes to excite you? Vodka on ice? Like a vodka Red Bull not enough for you. It's got to be

Mallort. Did he just shout at Mallor? A mallort, red, oh, Malo. A few nights ago, we were in Indianapolis, and I accidentally drank a half bottle of vodka myself. Oops. And then we went out, and then we also got way more drunk,

and I don't remember going to sleep. And then Blake ended up with a ton of wounds on him. I did. I'm still healing. It's almost healed. Oh, dude. Yeah. But I took a gnarly spill. It wasn't a spill. You did it on purpose. Yeah.

That's still a spill, whether it's on purpose or not. I don't know if that's true. No, a spill is... Yeah, a spill. You can take a... That's a total misnomer. That's a misnomer. It's a stunt.

If you do it on purpose, it's a stunt. If you do it on accident, it's a spill. Right. And if you don't know which is which, it's a misnomer. Yeah. Here we go. Nucky Grandma! Wee-oo!

I never can see when he's coming, and it always freaks me out. I don't know why he always comes from. from this side. He'll be okay. Okay, here comes a taste test. Let's see. How is it? Too much water. Send it back. Oh, that's wrong. It's science.

Okay. Okay, so he likes it. I think, no, I need a little Popo Zao. Okay, you got your Popo Zowing. Popo Zao! Yo. Dr. Priyanko Wali. And I'm Hurricane de Bolo.

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Utah! Dude, we, right? We went together to film Awesome Miss Maximus for Comedy Central, Right? Hey, shut up. We don't bring up that movie. Tell them what it is. Dude, we did the worst movie. You guys went all the way out here to shoot that movie? Yeah.

Yeah, maybe they like... They were like, they read the script and they're like, you can't shoot this in L.F. You have to go elsewhere. It was so bad, dude. Was this a 300 spoof? It was. It was a 300 spoof.

It was our first movie that Blake and I, or one of the very first things that we had ever done. And it was called Awesomeus Maximus. We were in the National. Lampoon family at that point. We were doing a lot of work. Do you remember in the early 2000s when National Lampoon was still making movies, but it was all just like

titty twisters? And it was exactly what you think it is. It's like the period after Van Wilder, it just got bad. Right. Yeah, it was good, and then they were like, well, let's make 60 really bad movies called Balls Out. National Lampoos.

Hollywood. Nighttime. Yeah, and then we came out, but we only came for like an afternoon. I feel like they flew us out here and then they're like, get the fuck out. National Lampoon's Beach penis. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't really explore. This is called Volcano Snatch. We didn't really explore the city, but. National Ampoons Keggerator. Time traveling Keggerator. The time traveling Keggerator is cool. Have you guys been here or no? No, I've been to Park City for Sundance years ago. I've been to Park City for Sundance.

And I want to go back. I'd love to go back to Sundance this year, actually. Yeah, it was cool. I was walking around with, oh, God, who's the guy? He's like a basketball announcer. Marve Albert. No, no, no. He was one of the Michigan Fav Fives.

Jalen Rose. No, other guy. Chris Weber. Chris Weber. Yes. Damn it, Fox. Yes. So Chris Weber.

Yes, dude. You're an idiot. Produced this movie I did. You got points for that. Yes, points. And we're walking around Park City. and we passed this group of people and I overhear them go,

oh my God, that was R. Kelly. And I was like, Chris Weber. Short funny story, those people thought you were R. Kelly. And he was like, I'm not. Admittedly, I wouldn't want to be confused with R. Kelly either. Like, he's a very successful man,

but... He's got some issues. Successful man. But. National Ampoon, successful man butt. That's if you're an earshot of that and you hear someone mistake you as R. Kelly, you run back and you're like, I'm not him actually. I'm not. This is my driver's license? Not, yep. You can check it right here. It's not me. Here's a second form. Yeah. Dude, what are the funniest people that you've been, uh, they thought you were?

Well, I mean, minor, minor, my money did they put in here. Mine are pretty obvious. I still get carrot top. Carat top. Sean White. Sean White. Dude. On that... Hermione. On that night that you drank the half bottle of vodka,

we went to that bar. That's right. It was like the Beaver Bar or whatever. Remember that place? Yeah, it was like... All the shirts said like, save a tree, eat a beaver. And so Blake the next morning

bought an extra small and came down in the lobby with a little belly shirt that says save a tree, eat a beaver. Oh, hey, man. And by the way, way, it fit him perfectly. It was, it was great. It looked good. It looked really good on him. Thanks, man.

That night. I took a spill, so what could I say? That night, in that bar, I got Steve Aoki not once, but two times. Wait, Steve Aoki is a variation DJ. The DJ, yeah.

Ha! Yeah. I know. I mean, I guess I see it. I see you guys both had ponytail. My hair was down. That's what happened. Dude, you don't remember. You were throwing cake out.

people. Oh, that's why. Fair enough. I got a... Hey, no points. Damn. I got a... I was in an Uber or a car service and this guy was like,

man, I know you, right? And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm an actor. And he's like, oh, I knew it. I recognized you. And then I'm like, oh, cool, cool. And then at the very end of the ride, he goes, man, I loved Goonies. No.

Yep. Right. So he either thought I was chunk or Sean Astin and both of those men are 55 years old. He's like he thought time stopped. You got arms like sloth though.

Yeah, dude, I do got those sloth arms. He was like, are you sloth? Yeah, you just said, duh. Hey, you guys. Rocky, rude. I knew it was you. Honestly, like, I feel like, I think The sloth dude actor died,

but like the sloth workout program, get jacked like sloth? I would try that out. Yeah. What? Body by sloth. All I want to do is be a fitness influencer.

Because they have it made, dude. All they do is work out. All the people they hang out with, hot as fuck. All they do is cold plunge and hang out in little steam baths together. What a dream. I can't believe we have to sit on a stage

and talk for a little bit. I know. This is a nightmare. This job is fucking. Kill us now. I just want to be on. an assault bike for three hours a day. Just

should we do with some hot topics? Oh shit, yeah. Hold up. One second. Wait, let me get my... Now let's get important here, guys. Yeah, hell yeah. Beautiful drop. Hell yeah. So, Michelle Williams. Who is she? I think she's an actress.

She's an actress extraordinaire. Oscar winner. What did she win an Oscar for? Fucking. Oh, she's a little blonde girl that's very meek. Yeah, sure. She was in, like, the Steven Spielberg movie as the mom. Oh, she's the Fableman.

We work in this industry. She was married to Heath Ledger. But, like, we don't need to saddle her with that. She's so much more. She's the mom and the Fableman's. I got it. Fableman's mom. So world-class actress, Michelle Williams, narration of Brits.

Dawson's Creek. Boom. Most importantly, Dawson's Creek, Joshua Jackson. Okay. I think she was in another movie. Yeah, I'm sure she was. Yeah, she's been in a movie. So Michelle, hey, shut the fuck up.

Sorry. Shut the fuck up. Michelle Williams' narration of Britney Spears' memoir goes viral. She does imitations of Justin Timberlake's black scent. Oh, dear. Really? Well, she's a fantastic accent, actress, you know, so. She's such a great accent.

She won an Oscar for her best accent. That's cool. That's great. So it's crazy that Britney Spears, first of all, did a memoir. Memoir. Shut up, bitch. Jaguar. A memoir.

Isaac, what did you put in the drink, dog? Ever cleared, did it? Are you really? Are you going to send the drink back? I love that this, this Utah. The Utah show started with us being like, yo, your shit ain't strong and it's leaving with us like, Memoir.

Fuck, dude. These fucking. Memwire. Oops. These fucking bros. Well, I love that she did the Britney Spears memoir. By the way, like a G move.

Ficked a word, memoir. You have to drop the MAMWA. It's French. I think it's called a memoir. Is it? That's French. You can say memoir. You can say memoir.

It's okay to say memoir. No, but then you're saying it wrong because it has to be a memoir. You can say memoir as well. I like memoir. But like, let's just establish that if someone calls and goes, hey, Britney Spears wrote a memoir

and they want, you to do the narration or like the, to read it. And she said yes. Fucking jeez. She's awesome. Yeah. And also, if Justin Timberlake did black scent, then you have to also do black scent. Right. If you've never

done black scent, even if you're black, what are you doing? I think I did black cent when I was talking about my Uber driver. I was, he was like, hey man. Yeah. Maybe offensive to some people. I'm pissed now. So these are mostly, it didn't really have a chance to look at all these topics, but

they're mostly Justin Timberlake based. Okay. Hit me with the second. Okay, yeah, let's get our fucking JT. I'm bringing Blackson's Bad. Prime me a River. So Justin Timberlake turns off Instagram comments amid backlash from Britney Spears' book. What the hell are?

We got to read these before. So you could... We ate dinner instead. I love that the news is Justin Timberlake turned off his comments. Yeah, like, what the fuck? Who cares? Who cares. Okay. Do you want...

I don't fucking on Kyle. Kyle's going to go for five minutes. The classic Kyle rant. Go. No, it just who gives the fuck about that shit, bro? Okay. Yeah, that's a very dumb. Relax.

Yeah. Well, you told me, turn off some comments. But to be fair, he did turn off his comments. That's pretty crazy. Pretty crazy. I tell you what, sometimes you got to turn off comments. I took a photo with Joe Biden once. Yeah.

Those comments went right off. I was like, who. Woo. What? Turned a comments off. These are not compliments. These are not compliments.

Took a photo with an old man who ended up being president. Gotta turn off the comment. Click. I do love, I would love to see those. They'd be like, tell us about the aliens, Joe. And you're like, okay. What, that's what the comments would say? Those were.

I know. I was like, fuck you, Littard. I like that Ders thought the comments were, dude, did you see aliens? What'd you think they were? I think it was more libtard stuff. Although, dude, I love the super right-wing slang for liberal people, like, Lib-Tard and Snowflake.

Yeah. And Cuck. Hey, sign me up for all that stuff. That's funny, dude. Republicans are way funnier. I'll say that. Way funnier. That's true.

Hit me with a... Cuck Tard. Hey, you Cuck Tard. You're freaking Snokeck. You're fucking snow-cuck. You cuck. I've got a cowboy hat. Fuck you.

You're being such a snowflake bitch. Taylor Swift is now a billionaire. Yeah. For you. Turn the comments off, Taylor. They're going to get ugly. I hope she does like some sassy dumb shit with all her money now. Well, she's like, hey, guess what?

In Nashville, all the roads are pink. She could, dude. If you got a billion dollars. That's kind of fire. Yeah. If you're just like, fuck it, dude. I got a billion bucks. Try to stop me.

She's like, actually, Travis Kelsey. I'm going to encase you in gold. Yeah, like Han Solo. What do we think she's going to do with a billion dollars? She already bought a castle, right? She has a castle. Does she? I think she has a castle.

Do you think she just like larks and plays magic and D&D all the time? Dude, you can have some stick-ass lars sessions with a billion bucks. Okay, if I was Taylor Swift and I had that kind of money, I would definitely like... Finally, you're talking about it on the pod. Go ahead. You'd be at your house and all of a sudden you'd hear like a tap, tap, tap at your window.

And you'd be like, what the hell? Is that a, is that a raven with a scroll around its neck? Okay. And you'd open your window and it'd be like, yeah, and you'd open the scrolls. But does the raven have like one red eye? It's like a robot raven? Yeah. No, it's got to be a trained raven.

This all seems to cost $17 so far. Okay. It's got to be a trained. No, can you imagine a bird with a sheet of paper dog? Okay. You think the trained Raven is $17. On a window, Anderson windows, hella expensive.

Then you open the scroll. Yes. And it says... There's a rubber band on that shit, maybe too. We're talking paper, people. This is... This is papyrus, okay? It's really good paper.

This bitch went to paper source and dropped $50 on papyrus. Anyways, the scroll says, Sir Adam, you've been invited to Lord Taylor. Swift's castle. What I thought you're Taylor Swift. I literally, I took the money and I changed my

name to Taylor Swift. People trying to follow. Did you, did you tuck your dick off or you just took the name Taylor Swift? Oh, no. I'm growing, I'm actually, I cut my dick off and I'm growing it into another human. Okay.

Oh, sell research. Yeah. So that's where the money went. That's what we thought. That's where all the money went. The crow just tells you to come over to my house, drink Mountain Dew and play D&D. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually sick. Yeah. What would you do with a billion dollars, dirt? If I had a billion dollars. Is that Beachy Boys? If I had a billion dollars, I would give away $900 million

nerd to people who need it. 100%. What do you need a billion dollars for? I'll tell you. And then, hey, you asked me, so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Shut, bitch. I'd get this raven, right?

Yeah? And now we're talking. Upwards of two pieces of paper in a rubber band. Okay. You lose. If I had a billion dollars, I would just give it away. I would give it away. Wow.

So the biggest asshole of the crew turned out to be the best. What am I going to do? What am I going to do like get $2 billion? Hey, the person who said yes? What are you a fucking idiot? What are you going to do with two billion? dollars. If we gave you $50 million, you would lose

your mind. Wait, is a billion 100 millions? Is that what this is? Is that the number we're talking about? What just happened? Is a billion 100 millions or one It's a thousand millions? Don't gain. It's a thousand million.

A thousand. That's too much. It's so much money that unless you're a fucking giant asshole, then you're like, I think I could double this. I don't No, man. See, I wouldn't want to double it. Here's what I would do. Here's what I would do. Okay.

And by the way, it's different if you're somebody who has like some sort of intelligent vision of how to like grow something? Yeah, I do. I said grow my penis into another me. Yeah. And I said intelligent. And that made a lot of sense to me. So here's what I would do. Have you ever wanted to, you know, like I like going hunting and shooting defenseless animals. I want to be a... That's a thing that I like. Where are you going with this? What the hell?

I can solve homeless people's problems in Los Angeles. Surviving the game already exists. I know what I'm doing. No, no, no. So I like shooting things from the sky. So have you ever seen a plane and you were like, man, I wonder if I had a rocket launcher. What?

I know where he's going with this. Okay, keep going. No one's on the plane. No one's on the plane. I'm not a murderer. I'm a billionaire. I'm a fun billionaire. You invite all your homies over for,

a fun luncheon. The spread is fantastic. How big is this plane? We're not to the plane yet. We're at the spread. Okay. Talk to me about the spread. The spread. All the accoutrements. Shlotsky's. Yeah. Schlotsky's deli is there. All the nuts. All the cheeses. You got checks mix? You got checks mix? Checks mix is there. All the shakuteries.

All the nuts. Yeah. So the spread is fantastic. There's taco trucks. It's a sick thing. Whoa. You went all out, Mr. billionaire. Yes, I'm a billionaire. And then I, I, I, I, go, you guys like, oh, what's up? Thank you for inviting us. This is a 6th brand. And I go, y'all ever fuck with rockets?

They're like, your black sense a little much. And then you guys go, I've actually never fucked with a rocket before. And then I get out like, no desire. A thousand rockets. No desire. There's a thousand rockets. Yes. Rockets.

And we bought them back from Iran. Okay. Right. Okay. So I'm actually doing good, Durs. I'm going like, Okay, you don't... Give me your guns. Give me those back.

Okay. You don't need all those. Give me some of them rockets back. And I have so much money. Then I'm like, all right, fuck it. Yeah. So then I get all these planes. There has to be a pilot, right?

Now we're here. What the pilot does is he's on a walkie-talkie, and then I go, jump. I'm still going to send it. Yeah, I go, I go jump, jump. And then he jumps out. Yeah. And then we each take turns.

So what kind of planes are these? We're at the planes. We're past the planes. What kind of planes are these? So there's different sizes to different levels. $747. No, there's like, we start with Cessna's, then they get bigger and bigger until they're jets. And then we get us.

I know you don't want to think about this kind of stuff, but where are those planes landing? Utah. Hopefully they're not. Utah. Kyle, did you listen at all? He's exploding them. Wait. What?

Yeah, but there's still pieces that are going somewhere. Where are they going, man? Dude, we're in open fields. We're in open fields. They're landing on animals out of nowhere. No. billionaire that he put up a big net. Oh, big ass net.

Yes. Big net. Nice. So that's what I would do. The brains of the operation. Honestly, I'd probably just make whatever fucking movie I wanted to see. Okay. That's an expensive movie.

No, I would make a book for the rest of my life, and I'd make a ton of them that I just want to see. Okay, cool. That's just a very real answer. That's what I would do. Okay. Yours was funny. Yours was funny, mine is real. Mine was also very real.

Yeah. Well, why don't you cry about it? Oh, shit. Holy shit, man. Okay. By the way, I would give everyone in here a million. Yeah. And guess what?

That's my shirt. I'd give you guys more money. No. So Kevin Federline, it's all Britney Spears based. Kevin Federline left his family. What the hell? Dude, this is actually a sad thing.

You guys remember Kevin Federline, Britney Spears' husband? That's his voice on the Popo Zout. He left his family for his Popo Zub. career. Popo Sao! What? Yeah.

Can you say that one more time for me, please? Kevin Federline left his family for his... Hit it. Oh, shit. My bad. I'm getting a ton of airdrop. Yeah, that's so turn that all. Okay, hey, I'm going to do it again and then drop it.

Yeah. Kevin Federline left his family for his... Popo Sao! Career, dude. Okay. Still him not quite understanding what he did. So he evidently had an ex-girlfriend who was eight months pregnant with her second baby. Nice.

And he also had a toddler when Britney Spears started dating him. And he was just like... Oh, Popoza. Oh, this is like back in the day. Yeah, so this is all from British. What year is this topic from? Is this off Yahoo News? It's not topical.

It's fucking 2002. Well, I guess Britney Spears is memoir. Oh, yes. Just drops. So now we're getting all these hot tidbits. And now you see why she's in her bikini dancing with knives. Right. You're like, she's led a hard life.

I love that. She's what? No, she's not. I don't. That girl goes, she's okay. No, she isn't. Like, with zero judgment, I don't know if she's okay. No, she's not okay.

I don't know if she's not okay, but I don't know if she is okay. I mean, I do real shit when I'm alone in my house. I walk around naked. That's so weird. if my dick can touch the linoleum I can't well okay cool what is that

you try to get low you try to get low with it careful don't hurt yourself I can't get up do you guys do you remember the joke from childhood where it's like

so there's three guys who are competing for the world's longest dick sure yep always they're all on top of the Sears Tower and the first guy hangs his dick over

the edge and it goes down to the like 35th floor and they're like, holy shit. That's a huge dick. And they're like, that's huge. And he goes, yeah, and the next guy goes, that's nothing. He hucks his rod over the ledge. And it goes down to the

17th floor. Holy shit. That must be the world's biggest dick. I'm a dude. But then they turn back to the third guy and he's like, and they're like, yeah, man, what are you doing? He's like, going on.

I'm dodging traffic. This was like, no, I, when you're like eight or nine years old, yeah, dude, just one you had in the chamber for Summer Camp. Honestly, that's how my dad explained the birds and the bees. So the reason you're here is because.

And then he was like, and also, what you can do with that huge dick, you get teddy fun. When you're not dodging traffic, you can make babies. Hit me with it. Hell yeah, dog. I'm on this today. Hey, guys, this is actually pretty crazy.

World's oldest dog ever. Okay. Ever. I know about it. 30. Dies at 31, dude. Oh, my God. So fucking close, dude. Yeah.

Pretty wild. What's crazy? When Anna, our producer, brought this up, I was like, is it the Australian cattle dog? Uh-oh. And she was like, uh, yes. You fucking weird. It's in Portugal. It doesn't say if it's on Australia.

The breed. The breed. The breed. Oh, it doesn't say anywhere on here. She told me. The breed of Portuguese dog that is a purebred refiero do Atteo. I don't give a car.

A refiero. Why did she tell me, oh, was the one that was before that, Anna? Was the previous oldest dog in Australian? Cattle dog? do antejo. Alan Teo. Oh boy. I'll stop.

The previous one. The previous one was an Australian Canada dog. Okay, so... And I think I nailed it. You guys came over like, I can't read. And it's a refiero do entero.

That's offensive. A breed of Portuguese dog. That is an average life expected to see of 10 to 14 years. This dog is as old as my wife. Yeah. That's a cool way to put it. I mean, was that dog?

That's a fun way. Was it completely fucked up, blind? Like, it's shit's just dropping out of its asshole? Or was it... There's no way, dude. Have you ever seen, like, my wife, her dog was 18 years old when I met it? She's gonna be like... And my wife, she just shits on the carpet.

She's so old. No, my wife had a super old dog named Bitsy, named after Britney Spears dog, weirdly. Okay. It looked like a fucking wizard, dude. Oh, yeah. It would just stand there with, like, glossed over her eyes, just with long gray hair. What kind of dog? Like a mutt?

What are we talking? Dude, I know what you're talking about. When they have the gloss over look and it looks like they can talk to you in your own mind. Yeah, right. Are you talking about like the milky eyes? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you start to hear a voice and it's like, go in the kitchen.

That's like summer of Sam, dude. The dog told them to do that shit. It's like. That's a, my dog was so old. I remember my dog's like, Tiana. Yeah, Tiana. Shout out to Tiana. Just like walk around and not even walk to.

You had a dog named Tiana. Yeah. Tiana. Okay. Okay. That sounds like. The sexiest dog name I've ever heard. Tiana.

Yeah. Why did you name? Did your dog have like a fucking. The dog came with the name. We didn't name the dog. Oh, yeah. We're not that cool. Freak names their dog the sexiest name ever.

And then they're like, it's too sexy. I got to get rid of it. They're like coming up to the stage. Tiana. Tiana. But she would just, shit would just fall out of her ass. Yeah, I remember that. Like, it was just like,

And there was like really hard, dry shits. And it's like, what's going on inside of your body? Yeah, that, that was really sad. It was sad. RIP. All dogs up there. So that sucks. Hi, I'm Dr. Priyankowali.

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A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the country's most elusive serial killers, but it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught. The answers were there, hidden in plain sight. So why did it take so long to catch him? I'm Josh Zeman, and this is Monster, hunting the Long Island serial killer, the investigation into the most notorious killer in New York, since the son of Sam available now listen for free on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts wherever

you get your podcasts we do some q-and-a's i would love that thank you for the questions so you guys ask some hard-hitting cues and we've got some sweet sweet days for you amon from idaho oh yes i guess i'm on's throwing his voices because he's from several different places in this audience. Amon from Idaho. Drow five hours for TII Nation. My guy. My guy. My guy.

And this guy evidently wants Jim Kerry to die. What? Because he says, can we give him his flowers? No. We're not going to give Jim Carrey flowers. Because if you follow the podcast at all, you know if we give someone their flowers, they're dead within the month. Yeah. It's not good.

So I will say Jim Carrey fucking rules. And he's probably the reason. and I'm in comedy. Yep, yep. Formative voice. I watched the pilot to In Living Color two nights ago.

Okay. Weird. It's called knowing your history. Yeah, sure. It's doing your research. He killed it. Episode one.

I remember my dad called me down the stairs as I was a little boy to watch Fire Marshal Bill. Is that right? Yeah, yeah. Fire Marshal Bill, he's like, you gotta watch this.

This shit's funny. That shit was scary. He's like, let me show you something. Yeah. Yeah, he was. It was frightening. Favorite best Jim Carrey movie TV show Go? Sonic 2.

The Grinch. I like his new stuff. Oh, dude, I know. I mean, I really love Eternal Sunshine. Okay. Yeah, dude. I'm fucking that guy. Yeah, man.

Sure, dude. But that's the one he was trying. Bro, I'm a... I dig it. Man, I'm a huge... The majestic guy. What about the number 23? Yeah, man.

The number 23 is his best. You know what? I'll be honest. I don't like what's happening right now. No. Sorry. I feel like if James Carey himself was listening, because that's how he was listed on the pilot of In Living Color,

if he was listening to this right now, he'd be like, do these guys hate me? Are they making fun? Yeah, they're making fun. The spotless mind is real. What I did was I laid the floor for you guys to be sweet and nice. That's a great movie, but that's not the best Jim Carrey. Come on.

That can be your favorite Jim Carrey when he's not doing Jim Carrey. Carrie. Well, then it would be, okay, my favorite Ace Ventura movie is Ace Ventura Two. Yeah, Ace Ventura Two. I like two. I'm a two guy. I do like that I taught my, I showed my kids the rhino scene. Oh, yeah.

And now whenever we go anywhere that has like rhinos, like a zoo or like a book with rhinos, they're like, kind of hot in these rhinos. Cool kids. So good. So Colin Wipple is asking, Colin? Whoop, whip. Not real. Fake name.

Whipple. Talk about the rat buster scene from workaholics. Oh, yeah, the rap. So we actually, we had, this was based on a true story where we lived, me, Blake and Kyle lived in the workaholics house where we shot the show. And before we got the show, we had this crazy rat infestation and also during the show. Water trash. Yeah. But we set up a ton of traps like our own being like, we're going to catch these rats.

And we caught something like 25 rats. Yeah, because we just kept resetting it in the. addict and we could go outside and like have a beer and we just hear and then you're like oh that's it and then another one night late at night I remember I was in bed with my girlfriend

I know and it happened no big deal and I heard like a and a rat was crawling into my room and I knew what he was doing and my girlfriend goes what's that and I go it's old plumbing

it's old plumbing yeah it's so old This plumbing. These rats were brave. They would go from room to room looking for crumbs. Dude, just like this, just like, uh-huh. What a bitch. You trying to fuck her? Not on my watch.

You got some cheese? That's exactly what happened. You got some cheeses in here. And no joke, climbed up onto our bed. I kicked it off of our bed. I heard it go, like a little squeal. She was like, what the fuck is that?

You're going to kick me like that? It's the plumbing? It's the plumbing. And then like three days later, she went home. Three days later, I had had enough. And I, that's the night of many kills when I went to our kitchen. We're wearing nothing but boxer shorts, armed with a bottle of Windex and a broom. Close your eyes.

Close her eyes for that one. And I murdered six rats by hand. Yeah, you did. They were brutal. They were brutal. That's just another night in Salt Lake City. So we had to film that. So then we knew when we shot the show that we had to murder a ton of rats.

That scene has... Are there any other details, guys? I just was at the door listening to Adam have sex with his girlfriend and he thought it was a rat. It was a rat scratching at the door. It was something we got a lot of blowback for, like, when the episode aired, people lost their shit. And we're like, first of all, they're not real rats that were, like, killing. And second of all, even if they're real rats, who cares? Yeah, but I always thought that that, because there's some really good cuts in that montage where you really cut last minute and then big ass fucking blood splurred.

So I always thought it was cool that people were pissed because they thought it was real. This is rock and roll. Yeah, it's cool. So Emily Shelby, Shebby wants to know. Sheba, she's not here. Shebby Shelly. Shelly. What should I get as my next tattoo?

Also, I'm doing an impression. of Emily. Also, can you give my friend Maggie who couldn't be her a shout out? No. She should have bought a ticket. Yeah. You know? If Maggie wanted a shout out,

if Maggie wanted a shout out, Maggie would have been here. Yeah, that's right. And then I would have given Maggie a shout out. Yeah. Maggie, Maggie. Not happening, Maggie. What was the other question? Sorry, Mags. No shout out for you. was a tattoo part. I know that.

Yeah, that's... What should I get as my next tattoo says Emily? Ooh. Just like... Maybe a tramp stamp that points down and says tight butthole. Yeah. That'd be coming.

Maybe that. Yeah, maybe that. I feel like tram stamps have gone... The way of the d'a. Now I feel like you've got to get a little cursive tattoo on your clavicle right here. Are people still doing this one on the ribs? That's hot.

Tight, tight rib cage. It's weird that we call them tramp stamps because that's like a, it's like, you know, you're trying to be like, oh, that girl's a tramp. What the fuck? What do you? A tramp. I just think she likes cool barbed wire tattoos. Right. Nautical star tattoos on her lower back.

I just think she's, or a cool butterfly. Right. I think she's just tight. And like getting railed a lot. Well, if you guys seen that now people are, do you guys see now people are doing like full black ink tattoos? Oh, a sleeve sleeve. Sleeve, the whole body. Yeah, I'm down for that.

some like rage against the machine shit. That's fucking cool. You know who started that? And then you can get the guy from Jigalos started that shit. Oh, really? We all know it. We all know it. We all know it.

Zero people have seen that show. That's cool. So Lizzie Shabby, they must be sisters. Adam, have you ever eaten other shit? What? I don't understand. Like other weird things,

not including the rotissory chicken string. Oh, okay. Which, I don't know if everyone knows. I ate a rotissory chicken, and then a day later I shit out the string that holds it all together. And I thought I had the largest tapeworm known to man. I was like, rotissory thing. What's happening? And then I looked at it.

I'm like, this held my rotissory chicken together. Delicious. Yum, yum, yum. No, that was a first for me. I'm not always having weird, non-edible things. kind of out of my asshole. Yeah, what do you guys think he is? Crazy? Yeah.

He just eats the strings off of chickens. Get off his case. Well, when you're eating a rotisserie chicken, you're fucking gonna send it. Anything goes. Diarrhea. Rotiscery chicken does not give me diarrhea, dude. If anything, it makes me stronger and plugs me up.

Prove it. Dan Wells wants to know in the true dromance episode. of Orcholics when Carl says, Freakitin' see ya, and throws the DVD, was it intentional or an accident that he hit the light? Freaklinga see ya. That was an accident.

I'll be honest. I threw it as hard as I could. I maybe was, yeah, and then it just hit the light. Yeah. Okay. Happy accidents, guys. Kyle, I'll do, check everybody. See ya.

I am a happy accident. Joe Dirt in the dirt. That's me. So Valerie wants to know, how do you get out of a creative rut? Oh, this is a good. serious question. Ew. Valerie, what are you doing? Valerie, look for something that makes you have fun. Okay?

Just smile. Thank you, Blake. That's one thing that we go to as a group. Yeah, no, I just go to page 34 of Pornhub. Hey, you know what? A topical thing? You guys didn't try to get on Pornhub here in Utah? Hang on, just to be clear. Just to be clear, we've been here

five hours. What happened? 69, dude. You guys, you guys, didn't try to get on Pornhub. Oh, today? No. Not yet. Not yet. I mean. Hey, me neither, but a friend

told me. You can't, dude. What? You can't get on Porn Hub. They don't even know Pornhub like we know Pornhub. What? What do you need? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, we have to go. We're so sorry for this whole episode. Wait, are you serious? What are you saying? Yes, so evidently, you cannot look at, you have to have like age consent.

Oh. Well, that seems fine. That's okay. You can probably do that. But then you have to put your like ID on a porn site to do it. No. And so porn hub just goes, you know what? Peace, we out of here.

And they're not in Utah. Wow. Well, you guys are. We got to do it. We don't know what to tell you. Yeah. You if I mean, I would try. I will say that like they're probably looking at us like, yeah.

It's good because you've been here six hours and already looked. We don't have it and we don't think about it ever. Yeah, but I'm away from my wife for six hours. Yeah, but that's also because... Hit it. Hit it. What? That's all.

I don't know. The porn hub's saying, I don't know. Hit it? Yeah. But do they have ex-tampster? They do. They do? They do?

They do. They do. They do. I don't know. A friend told me that they do. A friend. I told me that they do. You got friends in Salt Lake?

Yes, I do. But you had to put in your ID. So do you do that? Or do you just think of fun memories from the ninth grade? No, bro. You beat it to Instagram. Don't be weird. What?

Oh, no. He said, I don't know. This dude said, oh, no. I feel like Utah, your license plate should be like Utah. the land that porno forgot. Yeah. That'd be fun. Yeah, that could be something.

Valerie, how do you get out of a creative rut? I would say, find something that brings you pleasure. Yes, exactly. I would say, just keep doing the thing, the creative thing, whether it's like writing or painting. Just keep doing it. Just keep going. Like, don't stop.

Get through the rut. Don't like go to the beach for the day or whatever the fuck you guys do here. Okay. Where the beach is. Just sit down and grind. I would say abuse substances. Yeah, that's a fun one. Okay.

Yeah. What I like to do is I'd like to put on music that brings me joy. Blink 182, Green Day. Okay. Tayao Cruz's dynamite. Okay. Did you say Tau Cruz? Oh, yeah.

Say an A.O. Better let go. And then a new history of life. Say it, eh, oh. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Adam just turned this into like one of those trampoline zones for kids. Sky-hye.

So Nate Nasty wants to know, Popo's out. Can I get a drop on the soundboard? Hit him with a-oh-ah. Oh, yeah, I'll hit you with the Popos. Popo-so! Cool question. So, N-A-N-C... What?

Well, that's that girl, whatever her name is. Uh-huh. I think... Did you just... N-A-N-C? Nancy? No. N-A-N-N-C.

Oh. N-A-N-C. Is that how you say it? I like to think it's pronounced Anan-C. I think it's a N-S-A. Nope. You want to give me a peek? Let me see it.

Did any of... Anal? Yeah, you're doing great. Any N-C-J. Blake E-N-C-G. Did any of you cry after filming the last episode of Workaholics? And in fact, I think I was crying during the last scene.

I think you see me like, well, why don't you cry of that? Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, that was a real. bitch about it. Yeah. Yeah, Adam cried. Adam cried. None of us cried.

Just Adam cried. He's a bitch. No, you guys all three cried. Oh. Huh? You guys all cried. I cried. Yeah, you did. Because I remember I didn't. We know, Ders. You have no emotions. It's actually very weird.

But when my family got to set. Maybe. I cried. But we were going to film, we were like going to film Game Overman, in three weeks from that day. Right. And so, yeah,

but it was an end of an era. Yeah. What sucks is, hey, fuck Paramount Plus because we don't get to make the movie. Dude. Hey, shit. Hey, it can't be my idea

because maybe they'll take legal precautions, but if we all want to chant if people want to chant Paramount Plus, feel free. Fuck. Fuck Paramount Plus. Fuck Paramount Plus.

Faramount plus. Fuck Paramount Plus. Fuck it. Wow, do you hear there Paramount Plus? A lot of people in SLC are piss. How come you guys, none of you guys said it. I'm the only one to say it. Well, they're on tough times.

They are falling apart. Oh, yeah, too. It's pretty rewarding to see. Yep, fuck them. So Justin Paul. Two first names. Says, Adam plus bumper equals performance. Please don't stop the music.

She's amazing. Check me out. It's getting late. I'm making my way over to my favorite place. I got to get my body moving, shake the sweat away. A simple melody. How? If you can't tell Adam reads these before the show.

Adam picked the cards. Hey. Will A. says, please let the wizards play today. And guess what? First of all, the wizards don't play. It's not up to us. And it is not up to us.

I don't know how many times we have to explain this. We don't choose when the portal opens. Did he say let the wizards play? Dude, Lamall spells well would skull fuck me if I even tried to like do any sort of seniority on him. Yeah, no, they have powers beyond your wildest imagination and they will fuck you up and on top of those powers, they might just

skull fuck you. That's what happens. They grab your skull and they fuck it and they skull fuck it. Yeah. Graphic, dude. Well, dude, these are them. Yeah, that's true. They come from a different realm. It's actually kind of normal. It's like how in Great Britain they say cunt

and we just don't say it here because it's like a little too offensive. Yeah. Skull fucking where they're from is like, it's like shaking shaking hands. It's like birds and the bee shit. So any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams? I'm going to apologize to whoever I yelled at over here about, like, the money. Yeah, my bad. And I stand by...

Double down. Keeping the money and shooting rockets with my friends. You're double down on the billionaire dream. Yeah. That's that? Nice. Nice. I'll double down on that freaking buzzball I took.

It wasn't so bad. I didn't get diarrhea. All right. We'll have another one. Not yet. I feel great. I have another one. By the way,

is it takebacks and double downs? We're doubling down on the road. We're dead ringers. We did a dead ringer. Are there any dead ringers? Keanu Reeves is another one I get all the time. Fat Keanu Reeves. Dang,

I want. Wait, when have you ever truly gotten? Yeah. You look like that's the one you made up. Yeah. Yeah, dude, I get Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg all the time.

I definitely. I get Keanu Reeves more than I get Steve Aoki. Not the other day. bitch. Well, the other day at the Bieber bar, yeah, I got hit twice with the cake man. You look like Keanu Reeves when he's wet in the latest John Webb. They do say, they do say

like a little bit bigger. They're like they're like, yeah. Yeah, much fatter. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. You look like big Keanu Reeves? Well, actually, you look like Bill. You look like Bill ate Ted. Wait, was he Ted or Bill? It's not

Bill eight, he's Ted, but like. You look like Bill ate Ted is not a thing. You look like Ted ate Bill. Ted eight Bill. Yeah. I'm over here. The Matrix fully loaded. Nacho fries.

First of all, I think we've lost somebody here in the front row. What do you mean? You good, dude? You're falling asleep? You good? Yep. It might be time to wrap up the show. I think someone just died right there.

Okay. Hell yeah. No take back. He's not enough. Do you got any epic giveaways? Yeah, throw some fun. Shirts out. Oh, we have epic giveaways.

You guys are lucky. I'm going deep, guys. We got epic giveaway. Check out this naked Grandma T. This thing is fucking hot. Yo, this is the size. This is an L. Who wants it?

Who wants it? There you go. There you go. Yes. Nice toss. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Thank you guys so much.

So Lake City. Thank you for some. You're going up. You're going to know what to expect and you guys blew our expectations out the water. We really appreciate it. You guys are the shit. Thank you, brother. Salt Lake City.

You woke up. You woke up. We love you. And this was another episode of this is important. Thank you so much. A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the country's most elusive serial killers. But it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught. The answers were there hidden in plain sight.

So why did it take so long to catch him? I'm Josh Zeman, and this is Monster, hunting the Long Island serial killer, the investigation into the most notorious killer in New York since the son of Sam, available now. Listen for free on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Joel and Matt from How To Money,

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