This Is Important - Ep 167: Live from Seattle: Woody, Chucky, Pikachu & an Oompa Loompa All Walk Into a Bar

Episode Date: November 9, 2023

Live from Seattle!  Today, this is what's important: Macklemore, Starbucks, Halloween costumes, mom hairstyles, Willy Wonka, snacks, Kyle's jizz chair, water parks, naked women, rats, Arnold Schwarzenegger, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In 2017, Libby Caswell was found dead in a motel room in Independence, Missouri. We have a term called JDRR which means just don't look right. On season two of my podcast, what happened to I take a closer look at Libby Caswell's life and death. Libby Caswell's Life and Death. Libby's case keeps me awake at night. What happened to her is unknown. That's something that I need to know.

Listen to What Happened to Libby Caswell on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. When Tracy Rakell Burns was two years old, her baby brother died. I was told that Matthew died in an accident. Her parents told police she had killed him. I'm Nancy Glass. Join me for Birdon of Guilt, the new podcast that tells the true an incredible story of a toddler who was framed for murder.

Listen to Birdon of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio. The show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today, we talk about my Dix a little bit of an explorer. He wants to see what's going on. I'm too fat for this, and it barely fits, so I couldn't wear clothes under it. You would take it all the way up into the insertion? I was really trying to make it in his mouth. Here we go. Start your engines. Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm,hmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm,hmm, mhmm, Willy Wonka and the Buzzball Factory, you know? Oh, hey!

Oh, hey! Oh, hey, hey! Hey! Early points. Yeah! Or, Estown. Do a lot of people call it Estown? Maybe we started here tonight.

Maybe we started here tonight, started something new, something different. Holy. Oh! Oh! Wake up! Holy fuck! We go! Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-b That's fucking fo-wake-o. And what sucks about that right there is I wish Kevin Futterline was from Seattle. That would only make it happen.

Well, he's kind of a citizen of the world, you know? I thought we could all claim him. Yeah, I feel that's true. Yeah, he's all of ours. Yeah. Well, who is more talented? Macklemore or Kevin Federline? Okay

Macklemore This is a piece of art I think it's a tie. I think it's What up? I got a big car Now this Now do you guys you guys claim Macklemore, right? Yeah sort of. Yeah.

In his... Because to me, he's the greatest musical artist ever come out of Seattle. Yeah. Yeah! That's just what I think. You guys agree. It sounds like they agree. Right.

Well, I mean, who else is there, dude? Yeah, who else? I think that's it. It goes Maccomor and then... Sir Mixalot. Sir Mixalot. There we go. And that's...

And that's... And that's a close number, dude. I think that's it. Whoa, I didn't know that. And then I've never heard of any other band. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's kind of the drop off of our musical knowledge. Yeah.

I'm sure they're not shocked by that. Yeah, it's definitely it starts with Macomore, then to Mixelot, and then... Right, so before Macomore was Seattle like a small, charming, fishing community. Mm-hmm. And then you guys started popping tags next thing you know. And then Maccomor goes into a thrift shop.

We're riding some tags. And the rest is history. And the rest is history. And look, we know what we're talking about. We just went on Wikipedia back there. so we know we know what's going on here and we haven't even began to kiss upon Ryan Lewis oh well right number two and you want to explain a little bit more about who that would be yeah yeah right exactly who Ryan Lewis is for the fucking idiots out there aren't fully up to date on exactly who Ryan Lewis is because I know who he is.

Well, what I know about him is his first and last name. Yeah. Okay. That's a lot, dude. Two first names. Two first names. Yeah. Which I immediately don't like.

Right. It's a little confusing. And what I a million? It's a name that you've never really heard of and just make it one name. Maclomo. Maclomo. Maclomo, baby. And so people say Maclomo, people also say Maclomo. Yeah, but this is...

That's what some people call me Adam. Some people call me Ky-Lay. They do. I've actually heard that quite a bit you yeah Yeah, yeah, Starbucks it happens constantly Hey, everyone always gets my name right. Oh, yeah, Ders never gets a Hey, you starbox is from here. Oh starbox Oh shit, all right, so let's get into it. What's with the perverted ass mermaid?

Honestly, yeah her legs are fucking spread. What the fuck? Is that real, dude? I guess I never noticed. It's real. I always wondered why I was horny every time I walked into this Starbucks. It was originally called narfucks. OK.

We can't do that. He doesn't just look like a tartish smacked before. We can't talk to get turns to the first points here tonight. All right, I guess he earned it does it deserve points everybody Really I guess so yes points easy First points of the pod NARFUX good one dude so they wait the mermaid What is the story behind do we do we even know that or we're just saying that the mermaid is very sexual? No, the woman with the hair right the woman with the hair that's on the starbucks, right?

So if you're a woman with hair, we know you're a fucking mermaid. OK? Wait, Kyle, what do you, the only thing the starbucks emblem, dude? Yeah, yeah, isn't it a woman with hair? It's a woman. What about you? Yes.

And she's got a fucking tail with like fins and shit. Yes, but she's also trying. Maybe I'm not the one to take a lead on this one. Yeah. So it's a woman with hair holding her two tails trying to... By the way, I think you don't need to mention the hair. Well, I feel like the hair isn't the main seller of who this person is. Right.

That's the fish pussy. Yeah. That's right. Yes, boys. Wow. I feel like we leave with that. We don't have to mention that she has hair. Yeah, I'm so sorry.

By the way, this guy, if anybody gets his email, his passwords for everything is for sure fish pussy. Yeah. So, like, sometimes it's just everyone, SH, but it's always some form of fish pussy. Yeah, sometimes it's yes. Low up on toilet paper. Yes, one SH, but it's always some form of fish pussy. Right, one, two, three. Yes, sometimes the S's are dollar signs, but. Right.

Yeah, when you go to the bank and you have to give them your password, and it's like, okay, and what is your password? Fish, fish pussy. And is there a numerical code? 69, 69, 20. Yeah. We oooh. It's pussy with two dollar signs.

Yeah. I feel like that's pretty common, though. Yeah, she's like, fish pussy isn't working. And he's like, oh yeah, the S's are dollar signs. Yeah. Yeah. How do I forget that part? And that worked?

We're in. We are in. We are in and you have negative $300. Holy fish pussy. I do like you. I do like that's a good thing to say when you're mad or like you're like wow just be like holy fish pussy. Holy fish pussy.

Did you guys see the new Indiana Jones? They made him look young. I was like, holy fish pussy. Here's before it's a young guy again. I feel like that works. It does, but it leads me to ask, do fish actually have pussy? Blake, come on. Ben, don't run out of showy. OK.

Is it dolphin a fish or a dolphin to mammal? A dolphin is a mammal. OK, because I know that people fuck Dolphin. What? No. What do you mean by? Dolphins try to fuck people. Hang on.

Pull back. Hang on. You know this? I know this. It's science. A nervous. Yeah, I can see. He's got a nervous tick.

Yeah. What because you grew up near the ocean your entire life. Yeah. So what happened? Kyle, no, you could, this dolphins, they, I think they're one of the only animals. Have you fucked a dolphin? Don't be stuck into that right now. Okay. Now I might not be the time. Um, no, I haven't. I haven't. I have free Carl. What Carl back in jail? He's a fucking sicko. Yeah, beastie. I feel like if Carl is caught fucking dolphins, he deserves some prison time. Yeah, that's true. This is awesome. What up? I got a big cock.

I don't know. What up? I got a big cock. So that's like the first line to that song. He's talking about going to a thrift store and he's like, by the way, yes. I got a big cock. Yes, we were listening to it in the car. The first and he's like, by the way, I got a big pack. Yes, we were listening to it in the car. The first, it's like, I walk into the club, yo, what up, I got a big cock. So he's not saying he has a big cock.

He's saying that the fashion with which he enters the club is as if he had a big cock. Yes. Okay. Earlier, I thought you guys were saying he said he had a big cock. And I was like, that's interesting. I would love for other rappers to be like, yeah, let's compare. Yeah. Let's see what we're working with here.

Backed Ray is like, whip it out. Yeah. Let's see it. Yeah. Young Jesus is like, I'd love to see it. I would like more rappers to be truthful in that way. Like, yeah, you know. Right.

Yeah. My dick is, like, it has big dick energy. Yeah, yeah, right. I carry myself as a man that has a large dick. Yeah. But I, as Shuganite, right. Pretty medium size for my size.

Or even just like to embrace like a different aspect, where it's like, yo, like super veiny over here. If he's just like, like, yo, you is super bumping with the band with it. Speaking of, I walk into the club, like, what up I got a cock? I got a band. I'm like, what up? I have a car. I would be an air lyric, what up I do. I walk into the club, like, what up I got a cock? I got a bang at it. Like, like, what up?

I would be an airleric. What up I do have a cock? I walk into the club, like, I identify as male. Yeah. Right. Right. Which is already a lot. Like, we know how guys enter clubs.

We're like, oh, where's my guys, there? Hey, Durs, do a quick stand up. I'd love to see your fit right now. Straight in the box. Oh, you put them on blast. You put them on blast. I think so. I definitely had to like pick sides with this thing.

So our manager, Isaac. Hey, by the way, what is it? We were like, we were like, for sure it's the Halloween show. Halloween is right around the corner. The whole audience is going to be dressed up. Yeah? Yeah, what happened? Yeah, we got like 11 people out there, and thank you for that.

Oh, look, there's buzz balls up there. Like actual buzz balls. Yeah, we got 11 of you guys, and we really appreciate it. Thank you. That person is illuminating. I don't know what that is other than, there. Looks like a Jar Jar Pink or something. Are you Jar Jar Pink? No. no, that's just a space sure like there's gonna be three thousand people all decked out

We don't want to look like assholes, right? Yeah, but I feel like an asshole over heat Speed and assholes, why don't I stand up again and just Holy shit, yo Hey, dude, is it sweaty? Is it sweaty yet? No, it looks real good. Yeah, honestly, like, guys, this isn't funny. That ass was fucking hot. I never even thought you guys were real contentioned for best ass you guys, but no, I feel like we are settling it right here in Seattle I gotta see his hunders you guys I feel like if you're the Chuckie doll that comes to life in some chicks bedroom

She'll be like hey, I'm cool. Yeah, right Chuck meets That dick knife that would be a weird turn in the movie. If Chuck is like, hey, you fucking babysitter, bitch, I'm gonna slit your throat. And she's like, you got veins on that dick? Yeah, but you got a cock. And he's like fucking you. And we know, chicks. What, what, what, what, he, huh?

Nucky Grandma. I'm trying to fuck. And he's like, oh, this is awesome. Well, what's really cool about your chucky costume aside from your ass is just plada-ow. Yeah, dude, it's banging right now. Well, you have the most fucking Karen haircut I've ever seen. It's so static.

It feels like it's worst trade Toby and Damian. It's so static, don't you? It's really dope, you look good in it. We're late. We gotta go. You know, we were supposed to be there like yesterday. What's cool is like growing up in Omaha, Nebraska. Yeah. OK.

How are you? We out here. OK. Oh. Whoa. Love out. Okay, yeah, we have your Okay Love out well growing up in the Midwest every Every mom in existence had that exact haircut Yep, nice it was sad when

When like girls that I knew in high school did this happen in your high school? We're like they got to be about 30 years old and they just morphed into that real quick. Right. Yeah, I feel like it's a meeting. Like you go to your mother and you go, I'm going to join the mom cult. Yes, right.

She's like, she's coming to a live laugh love wouldn't sign. And a blow dryer. Yeah, yeah. Like welcome to the club. She puts like a chicken in your kitchen. Like a kichi. It feels like there's no comb involved. It's just blow drying.

Yeah, I mean, this came out of the bag. Oh, right. It's good. It's good to hear. Yeah. So is the John and K-plus eight, like is she the one who made the like real whirlwind with the bangs popular?

Right, that's her. I don't know if she made it popular, but she was, she rode that way. Well, that I'm saying like it existed, but then she was like the poster child, poster mom of it. Yeah, I think so. It's pretty sick, the haircut. It's a choice, dude. What do you mean it like, pretty sick?

Like, you're automatically fun. See, that's what I totally disagree. Fine, like, automatically, the one that you go, if she's in like your crew, you're the one to go like, hey, go find out why the food is taken so long. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Like, you have to be the one to go up. Because you're just good at it. I don't know, man. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Like, they think that this is masking it, but really it just tells the tale.

Yeah. Right. It's like, damn. The freak tale. This with the rat tale? That'd be kind of hard. I'm feeling it. Blake, your eyebrows are looking good, dude.

Oh, I thought you were about to say they're melting. No, no, they're staying on. They're doing good. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Yeah, this is, um, here you go. I got that one. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Oh, you know what you can play from Willy Wonka?

What? That I didn't even know was from Willy Wonka. What's from Willy Wonka? Macklemore? Until I saw a clip or maybe I watched with my kids. Do I just have to do it? What is it? Yeah.

You don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. Do lose. Oh, that's fucking the best. Oh, that's right. I thought that was from like, you know what I mean. You lose. That is Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka. Oh, that's fucking right. I thought that was from like, and you get to suck that. That is Gene Wilder as Willie Wonka.

Yeah, he is. It's at the very end when Charlie comes in and he's like, and he was fucked up and he was in the tube and he messed everything up. Yeah, the chance to go through and they have to clean it. Yeah, and he's kind of like, I had a really good time, Willie or whatever, and he's like, like, I had a really good time, will you, or whatever, and he's like,

you did it! I had a good time! Yeah, that was a trippy part, dude. Very scary. That, he was, this whole thing was a trick. There's a lot of things about that movie that are fucked up,

but the worst part is that literally everybody in the film is so ugly. Yeah, dude. Every one in that movie is ugly as fuck. What's weird is like they couldn't even find like a good looking Charlie. Like Charlie's a goofy looking boy. I feel like the grandpa. I feel like the excited grandpa was probably like I can't some damn old Joe.

Grandpa Joe was fucking muttly And he was like What the fuck was What was that setup? They were like a leprechaun colony Like in the middle of the room A leprechaun? A leprechaun

Oh, if I just said a leprechaun I also heard leprechaun I think he said a leprechaun colony Yeah, he said leprechaun You fucking idiot bro You fucking moron, yeah. What do you think, man? You're a fool.

You lose. You lose. I've never had such a job. It's like four old people all just with like their legs touching. Feet to feet, yeah. And they're just in the center of like the living room. Yeah, they can't move. They didn't even put the bedroom.

They can't move, call to the side. Literally two seconds later, they're like, grandpa, Joe, you can go to didn't even put the bedroom. They can't move Call to the side literally two seconds later. They're like grandpa Joe you can go to Factory and he's like all right I'm out of here Yeah, well that made you go like grandpa Joe's a fucking grifter dude He's faking everything. I don't trust him at all. Well that's the movie. I want the grandpa Joe spin-off where it's like we couldn't make the work of Hawkes movie so we're gonna make the grandpa Joe spin-off. Yeah. Oh, that's what Paramount Plus buys. It's just like. Yeah. boss. Just like. Yeah. Sir, if you want a chance, go ahead. One, two, three. Four, pair of mouthposs. One, two, three.

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They shouldn't be soft at all. They should be really crispy. That's why I said every single time. You are yelling at me. And this? Do you want to go to the Clipper of Game with me tonight? Do you have 25 references of mutual friends that can tell me that you're not a murderer? And this?

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I have this, and I'm surprised you guys weren't screaming from the rafters about how dope my new facial hair is There they are they're okay screaming now. Yeah, are you guys screaming? You're fucking minds up there in the balcony Yeah, look at them. They are they're loving it, but I'll sick my facial hair is that could it could be because from the balcony you cannot see your mustache Or they can see part of it. Well, it's weirdly it came in like Blond blond. Yeah, dude. Does the carpet match your blonde mustache? Oh, yeah, you got

Carpet means my pubes know your butt hairy dark wildly darkened course good to know but no I I have this sick mustache now and we just went out to dinner mats in the market, which is okay Okay, we just went out to dinner there. We ran into some fellow wizards. Yeah, we did yeah, where's our mat wizards? We did under the light that we're sitting at the bar and under the light they go holy shit And I'm like what's that and they go you have a Hitler most time Because just right here is a slightly dark darker. Yeah Which I'm like am I the guy to bring it back?

I mean you just have to call it a chaplain stuff. I mean, Jordan tried. MJ tried in the Haynes commercials, but he had it up top and bottom. Oh, you got to be a top-up. And everyone was like, what is he doing? And I'm like, if anybody can bring it back, it's the most famous person in the world, like rebranding here. Or you.

Or like the 800,000th most famous person in the world. Yeah. And like, what about the- A guy that people in the airports go, now that's on him right right Honey look no, he's not that fat look honey look look You see look wow, no, it's not him. I'm fucking no it's not him Look who that's your anastin

He looks horrible for his age Look, look, look, that's Sean Aston. He looks horrible for his age. He aged. Poor me. My God, and Sean Aston's like 55 years old. How old is Sean Aston? I think I just said it. Sean Aston, I don't know, is he 55? No.

Hey, what? That's a number. I feel like he's younger than that. I feel like my guess would be 46 52 Yeah, I told you that's cool. Did you look it up or you're just screaming numbers? Apple watch, okay. Oh, yeah, he's right It is 52 So did that happen like as soon as we said Sean Aston all his info went on to your watch automatically

We just have to say, when he held up his arm, I thought he was like, my tattoos are all Sean Astin! Yeah, dude, I'm a superman! This is the Goonies arm, this is the Encino Man arm. This is my Stranger Things Season 2 calf. This is my Rudy back piece. This is my Rudy back piece. Actually, here's my Lord of the Rings butthole ring.

Yeah. Okay, okay, wait a minute. I wanna get that separated. And more me talk about it. Thank you. The more we talk about it, that would be like a sick, if someone's gonna get a tattoo of just one actor. I mean, he's fucking legendary dude.

Yeah, sure. That would be cool. Yeah, if you had to get one of just one actor. I mean he's fucking legendary dude. Yeah sure. Yeah if you had to get one of just one actor. Yeah if it's just if you commit full you know people commit like we've had people that have like our faces tattooed on them. Yeah and they for sure regret it but they're like no it's cool. Yeah and you guys weren't able to make the movie you're not gonna be able to they got a Paramount plus across their fucking backside Plus that's a good one But then they're like I call my asshole paramount plus so Fuck paramount plus

A little bit a little bit of a walk. I like that. I got it there. That's pretty hot, dude. If some dude said that to me, I'd be hyped. I call my asshole Paramount Blossom. And I don't know if you heard the Barcaholic's movie got canceled, so my new mantra is, fuck, Paramount place. Yeah.

And this is just a guy that is at the bar? No. This is me. Oh, this is dirt. Yeah, this is dirt. This is me to Blake. So you're talking to Blake and you want him to fuck your ass, or?

This isn't at all. I want to say that. I want to say that. I want to say that. Adam, this isn't a scenario. This is happening in real time. Help me. He's trying to fuck me right now. Who wants to see us fuck?

That's so funny. They're like, dude. Until it happens, you guys are like, what the fuck? Yeah, what if it goes to Florida? When would it start to get weird? The insertion point? Yeah. You would take it all the way up into the insertion? I think what would happen is they get naked

a big pop. The audience goes wild. Oh, yeah. They're the striping. Oh my god. The stripping is a show. Not exactly what we had imagined. Yeah, neither of them saved.

Yeah. Different, earlier, and strange colors. But also very funny. Funny dicks. I do love the idea that, but also very funny. Funny Dicks. I do love the idea that like we truly go for it. We're like, yeah, fuck it. And I just can't get it up. And I'm like, hang on.

In front of thousands of people like, this never happens. Hang on. I gotta be exact. And Blake's like, you good? We still doing this. I might need another buzz ball. Hey, you guys with your friends do long scenarios about how

you French fuck each other, right? That's a normal, relatable thing. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. I like this podcast because it is, it's fun to do because you get to see That's a normal relatable thing. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. I like this podcast because it's fun to do because you get to see what the workaholics writers' room was.

Yeah. Which was, you know, just this. I'm gonna come. This for nine hours and then one hour of work. Yeah, like a Nerf football and Dark Guns fucking. Yeah, lots of that. Lots of football, lots of that lots of football What else what else what else the string cheese what else let us do you guys do eat string cheese is that on the menu?

I do I do Yeah, of course that was a huge pop. I didn't expect that right But we move town snackers people Yeah, what kind of street cheese are we fucking with it? I What kind of cheese are we fucking with it? I think Tiggies First of all, I did not see it going this way that we're just gonna name snacks Dude, we're trying to get sponsors, you know what I mean? I do still eat drink cheese

I like it, but I also I think I graduated to the little cheeses with the wax around it. You know what I mean? Yeah, you know I'm talking about Baby Bell the circle cheeses I love those I don't love those dude You know what I'm talking about? Baby Bell. The Circle of Cheeses. The Circle of Cheeses. I love those. I don't. I don't love those. Yeah, those are off the chair.

I really fuck with string cheese in that way. My thing is almond butter. But you just go ham on some almond butter. Did I eat so many Justin's packets? Yeah, for me, dude, tacos. Pizza, pizza. Bro, for me, chips and salsa. Dude. There's no doubt about it crazy on Blazer you eat I

Like candy. Oh What do you what is almond butter's purpose? Because it's it's delicious. I mean it's like peanut butter, but almond Yeah, it's a set of peanuts. What do you mean? It's right in the title? delicious. Is it like peanut butter but almond? Yeah. What's set of peanuts? What do you mean? It's right in the title. Almond butter.

Well. Sure. But what do you mean? What is it? What do you mean? What is it? What do you mean? What's its purpose?

Did you ask that was your original question? You put that on the sandwich. You dip stuff in it. Oh, sorry. I want to know my friend better. Yeah. What the fuck, Kyle? I'm sorry I want to know what makes him fucking tick. The purpose of almond butter, yes, to eat it like peanut butter.

Peanut butter. It's to have a delicious snack midday. And do you dip it or spread it? I'm not dip it, I'm not spreading. I'm just eating almond butter like a fucking adult man. You're hitting the spoon, huh? Do you hit the spoon? No, you dumb fuck.

We're in the fucking of twin butter. I do it. Do you hit the spoon? No, you dumb fucks. I'm the fucking twin butter. I do it. Oh, I'm the fucking twin butter. I do it. I'm the fucking twin butter. I'm the fucking twin butter. I do it.

I'm the fucking twin butter. I do it. I'm the fucking twin butter. I do it. I'm the fucking twin butter. Adam, you can't assume we all know you have packets. You're like, I don't spread it. I don't eat it.

Oh, it's the little like squeeze packets. It's the little like squeeze packets. Okay, hey, take a bag. Take a bag. Those packets are going to take back from it. They cut the inside of your... You say? You say? You say a different critique of those packets. Oh, okay. Jesus Christ. You have your first name in the mind. Can we get a spotlight on Kyle real quick for this, please? The almond butter critique, the little Justin's, the little Justin's almond butter critique. Okay, there's a lot of oil in it.

No spotlight. No spotlight. No spotlight. No spotlight. No spotlight. There it is. Okay, great. Okay.

Can we turn all the satellites, the way I think we would work better, is it what you said? Can we turn off all the lights except for the spotlight on Kyle, please? and the way I think it would work better. It would work better, is it? What you said, can we turn off all the lights except for the spotlight on Kyle, please? Thank you. Is that how you think it works? Wait, you can't just go diarrhea because we're turning the lights off.

Yeah. Oh he's peeing, he's peeing. Dude, that's the light being. He knew the lights were coming down so he was like perfect. He's like perfect. Okay, well you know when you open up almond butter out of the fucking tub,

there's oil on top of it, right? Damn, you have to fucking, well you know when you open up almond butter out of the fucking tub There's oil on top of it right? You have to fucking thank you you have to fucking dig and mix and dig and mix and dig and mix and dig and mix Right yeah, okay the same fucking shit is going on inside the packets So you can't just fucking rip it open on the corner and then house the almond butter. You have to actually prepare for this bullshit. You have to squeeze it all together, mix it all together, mix it all, squeeze it, need it, and then you can rip it. And if you're lucky, it's mixed properly, but odds are it's not and you're getting a

mouthful of fucking oil, dude. So I hate that shit. What up? Whoa, why don't you cry about it? Lights back up. Thank you so much. Lights back. Thanks for coming to my moment. And that was the almond butter minute. That's a almond butter critique. Damn dude, that was actually really powerful. Yeah. Thank you. That was worth every moment. Thank you. That was really powerful. Kyle, will you tell everybody your joke regarding your costume? Yeah, wait. Can we can we get the spotlight back and get the lights down please?

It's pretty good. I gotta put these I gotta put this on. I just wanted to do it before you forgot all right So okay here it is. All right listen listen listen listen. Yo So for Halloween, I'm a blind Pokemon Because I can't peek at you Yes, points! So good, Bap. Congratulations, dude. That was fucking big time. Okay, yeah, now definitely trick.

Yeah, turn the lights back on, please. On the drive home tonight, everyone's gonna be calling the loved ones being like, because you can't peek at you, and you fucking stood up. And I shouldn't be driving right now. And, yeah, I drank six limerita buzzballs. So I shouldn't be driving right now. Yeah, what?

Did the buzzball I threw make it to the top deck? It's just a person with no teeth. Yeah, allegedly. They sure did, dirty. They did, they did. Yeah, they're good. Good. Thank God.

Hey, thank God. Thank God. It's a good good thank God. Hey, thank God Thank God it's a buzz ball in art. So so obviously Macklemore is Better than Hendrix The greatest artist to come out of Seattle, but who who are some of the others Blake? Literally every Great rock band from my favorite era the 90s Well, why do I feel like you're forgetting them because you're not saying them Because it's common knowledge

Fucking Nirvana Adam come on dude. Yeah, bro. He said Nirvana. Yeah, you said Nirvana You are so dumb. It's neither here nirvana Sound garden. Yeah, Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam, right? Allison chains. That's right Fuck So Kyle when we met you used to listen to Alison Chains pretty hardcore and maybe think about suicide? Oh yes, yes. You contemplate a lot of dark stuff when you listen to Alison Chains. He would edit dark, very film-studenty stuff of a light that's going back and forth in front of his hands. So we were making like this.

But we were making like comedy videos together. This is when we were like, you know, 20 years old. Oh, come on. We were making comedy videos. And then we would check in with Kyle to see what he's doing. Right. And then you go into his room and he's editing with stains on the chair from all the jizz that he's.

That's true. That's true. It wasn't stains from jizz. It was jizz and lotion. Yeah, jizz and lotion. Yeah. That's true. Dude, it wasn't staying from jizz, it was jizz and lotion. Yeah, jizz and lotion. Yeah. That's true. Durs hella called me out on that.

I remember I remember I was literally just like, I was very close to out of this chair. It was your chair, and then it was just right here. Oh no! No! No! And by the way, we don't be like, dude, that looks like dried up jizz and lotion. Anyway, I'm just gonna sit here and check my email.

Like, I couldn't go get a new fucking chair. What am I gonna do, dude? I know, but the fact that we sat at it, it's very hard to clean that. Also, the chair was like a swing. So what are you supposed to do, like? Yeah. The chair was not swayed. It was like a fucking office man.

Yeah, it was like a tech, it could take harder. It did have a texture on it. It did have a texture. Yeah, you remember that have a texture. And not a texture that I added. It was a lot of stuff. I was gonna say you might be to be to be to be to be to be to up. It had crystalized calm. I would buy that. Okay. So we were making these like silly videos and then we check in with Kyle and it's just like him editing a video of himself screaming at himself in the mirror.

Well, it's like down in a hole. Down in a hole. It was, and I like, white shit off the table. Actually my brother right there shot the shot. Yeah. It's science. And like, he holds my hand through the darkness. And like slow motion running through the street

Yeah, cuz he it's really not he had a slow-mo camera. We were testing it so I fucking went dark You're like dude, you know, it look really cool on the slow-mo camera me crying right Other kids are doing like Mentos and fucking Diet Coke and you're like Now I'm gonna pour my heart out You guys pick me laugh. I also need to have the other side I can't be full Shit Adam, I have the best idea you're wearing a Pikachu costume right now in front of 3,000 people Are you just gonna cry yourself to sleep tonight? To cry myself to sleep tonight

Yeah, there will be some sort of serotonin depletion happening. Kyle, I'm sorry we made you talk for more than 15 seconds. It'll never happen again. That's on us. We're still wearing the costumes. I'm so sorry We're still wearing the costumes. I know this thing is a fucking sweat box. Should we take them off? We can take them off. I would love to take mine off because my shit is sweating you guys all right here we go You're gonna be Wait a minute you're gonna be very disappointed when you see what's underneath these costumes

Yeah, there's really nothing. Alright. So while they're getting undressed, what do you guys want to talk about? God, dude, I wish we had on other costumes. How do you do our costumes? How did you do that? Does anybody want to be Pikachu? Anybody? Oh, you're right here. Go ahead, that's you Anybody? Oh, you right here. That's you. That's all you right there.

Adam, I think mine's better quality. Oh, okay, that's right. You lost the wig. We'll see. Yeah, I see you. My heart goes out to you. Oh my god, here, let me help you. What do you need the boots?

I'm pulling hang on His asshole says paramount place Oh boy splinter oh boy, how's your back your back okay? Kyle's gonna go off the stage I can't literally I don't know how you did that. You know what I've been really good? If I took this off and there was this diary everywhere. Yeah. I'm going to put it back on.

I'm going to put it back on. What you want this? This is what you want. Here you go. And take this shit too. Oh my god. Oh shit. Yeah Yeah So Derser you gonna you gonna Derser you gonna so the story as the story goes I'm too fat for this,

and it barely fits, so I couldn't wear clothes under it. No, I think the story isn't how fat you are. I think the story is, why didn't mine fit me so perfectly because it was a child's medium? Yeah, maybe that's the story. And the other story is, should I keep the eyebrows? Yeah, dude. Yo, check and the other story is should I keep the eyebrows? Yeah, dude Yo check out my guy here with like no, no, no, don't you fucking touch that? Oh, he's hurting me

With this is like the person you're standing in line behind at the water park and you're just like oh god Just either take it off or unhand me, Dude, do you go to water parks a lot? I got to get my ass to a water park. Dude, we have no kids in here. I would love to go to a water park. I agree with you forever. That's my favorite park. My wife and I are expecting a son.

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You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to. You have to what I'm most excited for parenthood is taking them to all the cool shit that if you just show up as an adult

man at the water park just with your fucking inflatable tube just in line just like and did a bomb the cyclone. If you want like pointers like when you wear a

speedo you go so much faster. What you faster like through the line everybody's like you go so much faster. What? You faster like through the line everybody's like just go ahead. Yeah right. Yeah go go go go go. You mean it? Sure. Alright.

I was like go ahead. Here come here. Henry come here. Just have a speedo on and this wig and you go right to the top. That's the fast fast. And jumping off. Yeah. At any amusement park you go And jumping off. Yeah. At any amusement park, you go to Disneyland fucking.

Walt's Grand Kid is like, you know what? Right this way, your VIP. I do like the idea of, you know the one where you stand like this and the floor moves and you just drop down. Oh, wait, I think so. The water is, is this a water slide or a right-handed thing? You stand on the thing, like in the little coffin,

and then they like drop the floor. So this is some new shit out of it. And you go in 1995 dude, you got a good year good year, but I want to do it I want to do it in this wig so that like I go and like the wig stays there mid-air And then like yeah I'm sorry, wait do you think that gravity works like a looney tunes cartoon where like your hair goes Yeah, that's kind of what I just yeah illustrated. Yeah, but I'm saying you actually believe that

Yes, so done Yes Okay, like name you said 1995 good year good year. Yes good year. Hey, it was name three things you like about 1995 oh shit that is the things you like about 1995 Oh shit, that is the year that won He can't do it. He can't fucking do it. This is like name three songs from a band you like but it's a literally a year. This is oh shit Just say on it. Just a

So talk about 95 95 My first one okay, it was NBA live on Super Nintendo okay, okay NBA live 95 okay Nintendo. Okay. Okay. NBA live 95. Okay. Shit, he's got one, dude. He's got things. Oh, the other thing is coming.

Weirdly, and don't check your fucking Apple Watch, okay? Dude, 95 is when Gushers dropped. Yeah. Is that real? When what dropped? Don't check it. I believe if anything, I don't think it's gushers, but shark bites Sure, uh shark bites feet feels more like 91 92. I think so I think probably of the flavor of gushers drop like the blue

Razz gushers probably dropped in 95. Okay, that was was 1995 the first time you saw an... We don't need your help, bud. A nude woman. Fuckin'. 90, you're saying is 95, the... Shark bites? First time I saw a nude woman. A nude woman. You're assuming I've seen one. Well...

You do have two children, so... Hey, that was funny. You never have to see a naked woman to have a baby. Oh, really? You don't know. I win about it wrong, then. Oops. Yeah. 95 the first time I saw a naked woman. Doc Hollywood. Not excluding my own mother. Yeah. And also you kept that's like also you were like 10 years old by then. So yeah. Um 11. Did you guys subscribe to

National Geographic? The magazine. No, yeah. I remember sneaking into the library and getting that National Geographic just see some long Amazonian women. Take this. Yeah. I mean, are they all that long? Those are long. Yeah.

I think in 95 there was like, orcs. There was a rumor that there were hustlers, a porno mags behind the dumpster. And I remember thinking, oh, I want to check those out. Yeah. But then they weren't there,

so I didn't get to check them out. I know why they weren't there. Why? I took the mags. That was really cool, got it. In 1995, can you imagine being one of the other dumpsters and being so jealous of the dumpster that had the porno mags?

Like, what the, oh, I got fucking Chinese food all over me. This guy's got a full porno, man. Yeah, just another black difference. In there, Goblin, the other one just has children jerking off. Yeah, I want to be the cum dumpster. Look at all those kids. Wow. Yes, points.

Wow. Yes, points. Hey, you know. It's science. I don't even, I don't even want to talk now. Hey Isaac. I think we're gonna need some more beer Isaac I Where is I Know I'm pointing at you. Did you back there? I think we're gonna I think we're here

Do you come on I said cool on everybody our manager Yeah, dude, you're him on Isaac horn everybody our manager Come here, yeah, just walk around and take a look at this genius Isaac is dressed as a man on a toilet Look at his shoes are the same Diarrhea It says party pooper on the back just that boy. play with you guys got the full picture. That's good. That's good. That's funny. In 2017 Libby Caswell was found dead in a motel room in Independence, Missouri. We have a term called JDR, which means just don't look right.

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diarrhea in the last week, don't even fucking come to this water park, right? No, that wasn't even a factor when we were children. Yeah. Was there less diarrhea? It was just in the 90s. Nobody cared about it. I think there was less diarrhea. Yeah.

It's like, people are eating like almond butter and shit now. Yeah. The cost of diarrhea. Almond butter kind of looks like that. No, it's kind of crazy, because yeah, it says like, is it a week or is it like a month? It's like, I think it's within the last couple of days. I don't think it's a month or a week.

Yeah, what is it? I don't know if it's a month or a week. Either way, I'm like, God damn, that seems like a superpower. If you haven't had diarrhea in three days Right What you have diarrhea every day every three days Whoa, that's that's something you might as a friend you might want to go

That is that is a choice. That is something I treat myself to I did not know that and for three days I do a self-induced diarrhea How do you do that? Because of alcoholism? Except it's side effects I'm gonna zip this I'm gonna zip this, you guys talk, I'm gonna zip this cushion for the counter What's going on?

He's just migibring Okay, I'll do a buzz wall. I don't get that F. Wow. He will, ladies and gentlemen. Oh. Gosh. Okay, we're going to count. One, two, three, four, five, six seconds.

Wow, six seconds. Kind of a long time. You think? I know. You think you could beat six seconds with a buzz ball Yes, really six seconds. I was a very long time that okay Okay, I mean I could chug a beer like three seconds. Yeah, but a beer's not a buzz ball. We do know this Yeah, and you don't have to do this. You don't have to do this. You can just stay like yeah, I win No, I'll I'll die for my fans

I have to do this, you can just stay like, yeah, I win. No, I'll die for my fans. I was in Australia once doing shows, and Motherfuckin' Dave Grohl came to the show. It was sick. Saddle's very own. Yep, exactly. And then in Australia, they do this thing called a shoey, where you pour a beer into your shoe and then chug it.

And I got peer pressure by the crowd. They were like, do a fucking shoey, where you pour a beer into your shoe and then chug it. And I got peer pressure by the crowd. They were like, do a fucking shoey mate. You know, because Australians are like, do a fucking shoey. They're all hot as shit. Right, man. They're the best dude. Dude, Australians are so hot and so dumb. Dude, I heard a new thing that's like hot in Australia right now. It's called doing a bubbler.

And what's that? Yeah, I swear to God. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit.

I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit.

I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit and then Dave Girls in the crowd, so I'm kinda like, hey, I'm fucking cool, dude, I'm in a shui. And then I go backstage and Dave Girls there, it's like, you don't have to do that, dude. Right. Don't let them peer pressure you. And basically, basically, it was like, you're a bitch. Right, and then he walked away and you were like,

there goes my hero. No! Yes, what! Wow! Yes, what? Wow! And I feel like I've used that one before. April, drummer of Nirvana, Seattle, stand up. Nirvana.

Yeah, all right. I'm going to try and be sexy. So let's see. I'm going to see seconds. OK, I'm counting. I'm the car. Here we go. We oooh.

Ready, when you start, I'll start counting. I'm the car. We go. Ready when you start I'll start counting. I like that you chose like the room temp maybe warmer than room temp. Should we turn this? How I like them self-induced diarrhea baby. I get ready. The cause of diarrhea. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, he's okay. Yeah, I'm account. One, two, three. I got the timer. I got the timer. I got the timer. I got the timer. I got the timer. I, I'm account one Two the time right at the time right at the time right at the time right at the time right at the Goodbye Four five six seconds hit the new record Dude good job You're making bro you're leaking out your ass dude

You there's a bunch of like ice down there that was melting under your hot hot cheeks. I was just joking. I was saying you have to be really good at chugging. It's also why I think I'd be really good at sucking dick. No gag. Wait, wait, wait. Adam always talks about this. I ain't get suspicious. I won't shut up about this. I've never done it. Never say never, but I've never done it. Never say never, but I've never done it. Also, what's weird is like the other day, Adam was just kind of hanging out and he goes, I just feel like I'd be really good at sucking dick.

I don't know. Aperpo of nothing. Well, I probably had just choked something and always reminds me that I could just open my throat so well. I think it took like a deep breath. Yeah, I was able to swallow that breath so easily. We were we were at the hotel pool and Adam's like, actually, I think I'd be really good at sucking dick. Huh, we know, Adam. Well, you know how like nowadays you could just flop genders back and forth.

Sure, Adam. I'm like, give it a go. Yeah, that's not, uh, that's nothing to do with flopping genders You can suck you can suck someone's dead what gender you are right? This is more sexuality You know, I do you I will my dad it continued to love me so right right Yeah, that'll I know you're I know your dad and if you suck dick as good as you think you can yeah Well the bummer would be if I do it and then the guys like that wasn't even good

Right, there's a lot of teeth I know and you swapped genders just to try this once you're bad Do you want to be told you were good or do you want to be told you're bad? And you were like great. I knew it. Do you want to be told you were good or do you want to be told you're bad and you were like great? I knew it. Thank you. You know if I'm going to do it, I want to be the best at it. Oh, yeah. Good day.

And that's the difference between us. You can start at the penis. Wait, speaking of slamming buzz balls, yesterday last night at a different show at the meet and greet afterwards, a dude had a buzz ball and he goes Blake I'm gonna get down on a knee and I want you to pour this buzz ball into my mouth and he just goes like that And we're like cool this dude rages and then Blake just like poured it directly into his eye Yeah, and all over his shirt and then he Blake had just Complemented him about yeah, he was like cool shirt and then he played kid just complimented him about.

Yeah, he was like, cool shirt and then it was a milk chocolate. It was a chocolate, yeah. It was a milk chocolate buzz ball, so it looks like he was the human cause of diarrhea. And like it was this far from his mouth. It wasn't like from a balcony or like some other cool shit. I feel like I saw Blake like a random, I'm like, shake it around too, like he was doing this, like, what the fuck? Yeah, he, because it like was first just chin to chest.

And then I saw him kind of just go into the eye. Yeah. Almost on purpose to the point where I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Well, the best part about that would have been if that guy got up and fought Blake. Yeah. And everyone would have had a really cool story about Blake and this guy, MMA fought each other. Yeah, 22-year-old just made his ass.

Man. You were a hero. I feel like he was like, not good. And Blake is a very, he's a very wiry, strong man. And those guys are hard to fight. A hard to wrangle. I do you think you could have fought and beat that young man?

I think that kid was 13. He wasn't even over your head. He was hella young. He was very slight. Yeah, I think you would have had him. Yeah, but I was, I was really trying to make it in his mouth. Were you really?

What, excuse me, what, what'd, excuse me? What would you say? What did I say? You don't say it again, dude. I was really trying to make it in his mouth. Okay, I bet you were. Were you you were that was in honest attempt because we all stood there. That was your test. It was so honest. I felt like I wanted to fight you. That was you to it was so honest. I felt like I wanted to fight you

And then there was just a pool of bus ball juice All over where everyone the extra 80 people that are coming through the line have to like step in it Everyone's like oh my shoes. It's all sticky and we're like yeah Yeah, talk to your fucking boy. Talk to your guy. I I'm like fuck you, dude. I'm sorry. And it was weird because... What is this?

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Well, we've shared a house before, and I've been in your bathroom. And Madcrusty. Yeeeey. Oh, the dry pee dude. Fuck, a lot of trot pee. Yeeeey. That's such a fucking like, roommate thing, like, fucking dry pee everywhere. I will say the one, the one nice thing about having a wife

who loves me is, the one nice thing is that you don't, your bathrooms, there's no rats. Okay. Yeah. That's it, really. Yeah. That's like the one nice thing. Hey honey, uh, good night.

I love you and thanks for the no rats. Yeah. Big thanks to the no, the work of Hawks House, That's like the one nice thing. Hey honey. Okey dokey. Good night. I love you. And thanks for the no rats. Yeah. Big thanks to the no, dude. The work of Hawks house was rancid, dude. Well, that's when there were so many rats. Is rancid from here?

Just kidding. I mean, Adam, we shared a bathroom and we never cleaned the bathroom. Oh, there was a collection of our pubes. Yes, there was. Just on the pubes. Yes, there was on the toilet seat Yes, there was yeah, but quick question. Oh, yeah, no guys lift the do you did you guys at this time lift the toilet seat to go piss? Absolutely not. No, I I'm pretty good about that and Kyle wasn't what is pretty good. I also like to yeah, thank you I'm a sit-down peer and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Sure. Give me a hell, yeah. Hey, when I'm peeing, I like to take a load off. And during that time, I like to look at my blackberry bold. Oh, yeah, right. The whole screen clicks. I like to tuck my dick between my legs and sit there. And look at the, you you know I do like that your dick is so out of

control that you have to tuck it and pin it down what do you do my dick my dick to it just goes it just is there your dick knows where to go you've trained your dragon well what if you, I mean, you know, because I do it, I fully have to like, wait. What do you have? This is how you have to sit down to pee, you have to push it down.

And why did you push it down? So here's why I said, I do this because you're a guy. I guess I did this. I think it's a little bit of an explorer. I think I'm like this. Right. Yeah, my dick's a little bit of an explorer.

He wants to like see what's going on. Is this because your thighs are so beefy and beauty that like it can't get through? Thank you. Hey, honestly, ladies, thank you. What up? I got a big cock. Thank you. Yeah, okay, okay Oh my gosh That's a big guy. Oh, yeah, oh yeah See yeah, see that'll see muscles dude. I might work out with Arnold Schwarzenegger soon You're doing well! You're not coming. See ya. You're not coming. Seattle, see muscles. Dude, I might work out with Arnold Schwarzenegger soon.

I'm excited about it. What? Are you really? Yeah, I posted the thing about when we were in Columbus. Make a wish. Yeah, yeah. Make a wish in photo I had. That's so cool, dude.

He's a good guy. And there's this giant Arnold statue. And he commented on my photo saying that I look just like him, which is very nice of him. Wow, that's cool. Well, I think you just said looking good, but I think he looks exactly like him. You look like him now. Yeah, I look like his parents. I'm 75 year old man.

Oh, yeah. When he's melting? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not melting. I'm just old. I'm not melting. It's just a tumor. Yeah Mr. Freeze It would be crazy if he did go to the doctor and came home and had to be like it is a tumor

And people are like hilarious. No, I'm serious No, it's a tumor. I gotta go actually I gotta go to the doctor, I'll be back. I'll quote yourself. I gotta go to the doctor, I'll be back. No, honestly, everybody chill, it's a tumor. They need to airlift me to a different hospital, so I've gotta get to the shower. Yeah, it's points.

What the hell are you? There's home is my favorite comedian I hope we do some hot topics, Blakey. Okay, sure Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so Dude Seattle homeowner is forced to live. It didn't say dude. I added that part The dude what if the headline was like, dude, the dude now. This Seattle homeowner is forced to live in his van after his deadbeat tenant listed his home for rent on Airbnb. What you can't just pull your shit off and go like, oh, this is like renters rights or something

like that. Okay. I've had this idea for a show for so long that whatever you could take it. It's called Squadders Rights about this guy. He goes away for, he has a family emergency and has to leave his house for a year or a couple of years. It's a tumor. Yeah, and then he comes home. His mother had a tumor. He goes away for a few years and he comes back and there's just like this whole family living in his house.

Right. And he can't kick them out because it squatters rights and he just has to live with this cool family. Oh, right. And like there's like the young daughter who's like so sweet and nice, but like the parents are crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like, there's no Santa and he's like, oh boy. Like are you Santa? Meanwhile, their parents are just shooting heroin up their dick holes, right? Yeah, but like in a funny way This is a light sitcom, but like there is heroin in tickles. Please tell me your Santa and take me back to the North Pole Oh fuck I gotta pretend I'm Santa Maybe still weird in show ever

I didn't say it was a great idea. It's just my idea. It's a good idea. I like it. I like it. Honey help me find it. Help me find my dick hole honey What up? I've got a big cock hole What am I ever gonna do? Stop Kyle. I say cock hole. What up I've got a big cock hole. Stop, Kyle. I say cock hole. What? What? No, I like if I just drew the line there and I'm like, Kyle, stop.

Yeah, when I'm having the most fun. We get to find the line with each other. We do have to find the line. Yeah, we'll get there. Yeah, we'll have a found it yet. Yeah, we get to find the line. We're so crazy. We're so freaking crazy. We'll get there. We'll have a founder yet. Yeah. Hey, we're yet to find the line. We're so crazy. We're so freaking crazy.

We'll wear Halloween costumes. Well, we won't. Three of us will take it off about halfway through. And one of us poured themselves into it. So they can't. And one of us is committed to the eyebrow. Well, it's emitted. Ladies and fellas, that swing that way.

Durses like a pretty fucking sexy right now, isn't it? Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. He's amazed. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Does anybody know what that's from? One guy.

One guy right. You guys two guys. Animal House. Take off the wig. Fuck you. He's come this far let him do it like they're talking to you dude yeah okay oh shoot him he waited Blake oh yeah you got it so dude check the shit out a small New Zealand city has been plagued by drivers blasting Celine Dion ballads at 2 a.m.

for almost a year, dude. What? So a town of about 60,000 people, there's a group of people that just drive around this town terrorizing. This is domestic terrorism. Yeah, that's crazy. Wow. They just blast.

What's a Celine Dion song? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know? Oh wait wait wait wait wait I know my heart will go He goes what's a Selena Why couldn't remember I was like I know it's from Titanic, but I couldn't remember is there another one? There is there's one that's actually really fucking Titanic, but I can't remember is there another one there is there's one That's actually really fucking good, but I can't remember the name I just watched Titanic Titanic's pretty fucking good

Okay, fuck it God We didn't kiss not gay we didn't kiss dude we got We just do it. would have been less gay. No, I just felt his hot breath. And I was like, thank God we got tooth brushers. And we brushed our teeth out. Yeah, we think that somebody invented tooth brushes. You know what I mean? Kate, one of our producers that produced this live show,

she was like, we come back from dinner and we're all backstage. And she's like, so you guys went tooth brushes and toothpaste? No, I asked for it. Oh, really? Yeah, I was like, my breath is okay. Oh, I thought she just straight up was like, I'm gonna get you toothbrushes and toothpaste. Right. Uh, and here's your paper. What happened? Do we? Yeah, they just sang it. Yeah. They did. There's not another Celine Dion song though. There's not another one.

I can try to... Does she do coming out of the dark? I don't know. Who does that? It's such a career. Of love and sleep. Nope. Nope.

I feel like everything she sings sounds like it's in Pharma the opera. Yeah, right. Oh yeah, she's very dramatic. Yeah, no. So do this thing. This thing is part of what they call us. Oh, because you loved me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's where they're at. What is that one? That's the thing. So this thing is part of what they call siren battles. Okay. And it's a trend that's been going strong in New Zealand for the last couple of years,

which appears to be popular among indigenous people at the Pacific Islands. This is rival crews competing to blast the most powerful and clear sounds from loudspeakers attached to cars to win the title of the siren king. That's funny. Oh, that's cool. Dude, we gotta start that here. So it's like a blues brother's kind of like blast it. So imagine you're, Kyle, you're an old woman, huh Kyle, you're an old woman.

Huh? Imagine you're an old woman. Okay, and you're trying to go to sleep and you just had your night night tea. You're putting your retainers in. Yeah, okay. And then all of a sudden, I'm a garble. Yeah.

Whoa, okay. You're going to sleep. You're not going to sleep. You're not going to sleep. You're not going to be able to be able to be able to be able to sleep. I was just about to have a midnight snack. Okay. That's not going to sleep. You're not going to be a polite sucking dick. I was just about to have a midnight snack. Okay. That's not the best thing.

That is not the scenario. Just be an old woman who's not sucking dick. I'm sucking dick. Why were you sucking dick? I'm so old and tired. I'm sucking so much dick. No, this isn't an old prostitute. This is just a...

I feel so good. Not all old women who suck dick are prostitutes. Nucki Grandma! Yeah, this is... I'm sucking my husband's dick of 50 years. I feel so good. Not all old women who suck digger prostitutes. Nucky grandma. Yeah, this is, I'm sucking my husband's dick of 50 years. Yeah. That's cool. Hey, that's the dream. I guess it's kind of ruined my, what I was gonna say,

because this woman sounds cool, and she would love to hear Selene Dion last night. Well, that's the rest of the scenario. Turn up. Well, then it's a siren battle, and they come through with every night. And then she's like, let me gobble. Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay. It's perfect. It's actually a perfect

scenario. Yeah. So it's been going on every night since last November, dude. Dude, that's insane. Yeah. That's a lot. That's cool. Yeah, New Zealand dudes. Yeah, they drink their own pee. Bro, that's insane. They go with the bubbler? No, they don't. Bubbler, yeah. That's Australia. And that's Australia.

You said it's Australia. Those are different stuff. Oh, it started in New Zealand. Oh, did it? Yeah. All right. Hand me with the sound. Those fucking weird ass kiwis, dude.

You're so well read. So well read. So Kim Kardashian, Skims. Oh, yeah. That's like Durs is wearing tonight. You're so well read. So Kim Kardashian, Skims. Oh yeah. That's what Durs is wearing tonight. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey Kim, K, Kim. Send me all the skims. Yeah, fine. You got the Chuck E. Skims. No, my, I think my wife rocked some skims, dude. And I kind of was like, oh, you're wearing Kardashian shit. But then they're like, pretty dope. OK.

I don't really understand what they're doing. They're just like comfy bras, but then they're like pretty dope. Okay. I don't really understand They're just like comfy bras, but they're they're also like The tins are not it's it's like it's like no, it's like spanks. It's like spanks. Okay. Okay. Okay. They're making everything. They're well. There's bras too. That's uh Hey, it's me my wife owns um so shut up Khloe Kardashian My wife owns them so shut up Chloe Kardashian It's it's it's not a clothing for women So Kim Kardashian's under this launching a bra with built-in nipples With built-in nipples dude and at first I was like oh that's I mean God Kim Kardashian

She's the worst and then I, and at first I was like, oh, that's, I mean, God, Kim Kardashian, she's the worst. And then I saw these bras, I was like, pre-canicle. Right. No, I don't think I can get behind this. I can, because I want skims that have built-in big cacks. Yeah. I got a big cack.

Right. I got a big cack. Oh, yeah, just get some cod pieces. Yeah, but like, really graphic, really bany. It should be yours. You should just launch a bunch of cod pieces. Yeah, but like really graphic, really bany. It should be yours. You should just launch a bunch of cod pieces. I mean, what are we doing? What is Tommy John's underwear or Tommy John's?

Yeah, I was gonna say what is Kevin Hart's underwear? It's Tommy John's. That's Kevin Hart's? Yeah, he's like one of the owners of it, I think. Holy shit. But Tommy John's has been a role on for a while, right? So it's Kevin Hart. Thank you.

Yeah. Wow. Hey, learn something new every day. Yeah, you really do. This is so cool, guys. So cool. Yeah, exactly. So. That shit's important.

So. Oh, you want me to hit it? So this is what Kip Kardashian says, the Earth's temperature is getting, I'm gonna do a Kip Kardashian impression. Okay. The Earth's temperature is getting hotter and hotter. The sea levels are, this is the commercial for this launch of this built-in Nippel bra. The sea levels are rising, the ice sheets are shrinking,

and I'm not a scientist, but I do believe everyone can use their skillset to do their part. That's why I'm introducing a scientist, but I do believe everyone can use their skill set to do their part. That's why I'm introducing a brand, this is real. This is why I'm introducing a brand new bra with a built in nipple. So no matter how hot it is, you'll always look cold. What the fuck? You kind of, you kind of def- You've been sold, dude.

You veered out of the impression. But do they make like nipple piercing versions where you got like the chain that's connecting you could do anything You could put a fucking raccoon tail coming out of there fun Thursday night. Wait a second. It's in craftspra. Raccoon tail I think we get Q&A's buddy. Okay. I see Hit me with it like oh, yeah, what do you want bud? Hemi with it like oh yeah, what do you want bud? So evidently the first ever Florida man games to feature evading arrest obstacle course nice

My favorite visual is Isaac's standing backstage Just waiting because you can't sit in that thing this guy's been standing back there for an hour and a half Yeah, give it up for Isaac. Yeah He's doing his thing So we do a bunch of Q&As you just have some hot hot Q Sweet sweet A's nice a Brano, okay. That's real name. That's racist. Alexa Zambrano, if you weren't doing this,

actor slash podcasters, what would you like to be doing with your life? Blake. Me first? Damn, I have no time to think. You're good. I could go. What would I like to...

Kyle, Kyle, go. Well, we saw the guy on the way here. He was skateboarding with his dog. Remember that? Yeah, I can see you being a drifter. I think I've been thinking about that for like an hour or two and I would definitely be just skateboarding with my dog. Right in the line.

Water trash. I see that for you. I can see you being like, hey man, it's been hard the last few years. It has. Yeah. You got a buck? Yeah, you got it. You, yeah, you got a buck. Yeah, you got a few bucks See that for you. I think for me, I think I would be like a very very hard-haired Real estate agent. Oh, okay

Real estate. Yeah, right they go very and then I try yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah was like, wait a minute. I'm a horror for this hot hot tub. He's like, I'd be on the thing more people are watching. Yeah, I would be more famous. Yeah, I was doing a thing, being way more famous, dude. Jers, what would you do, bud? Instead of being an actor slash podcaster? Yeah, I guess I would just be an actor without the slash podcast. You can't, dude. You can't do that.

Oh, yeah, it's... I didn't know you were in charge of America fucking nobody. Nobody over here. Yeah. Call me Joey Bod. Grandpa Joe. I kind of have Joe Biden. I'm browse right now. Now I know how he feels. It's hella distracting. That's why he's always so sleepy. It's weighing your eyes down. Your eyebrows are literally melting over your eyes.

I can't help. What's the teleprompter say? I think I could move, man, dude. And God bless America. Sure, come on, let's go get some donuts. We're America, man. I don't know what I would be. I guess I'd be like a lifeguard.

Hell yeah, good answer. Yeah, that's good. Like a beach just doing the whistle back and forth. Yeah. And what's cool about being a lifeguard who's in his 40s now? Right. It's like off-putting because everyone is 16 years old. Super tan. Yes, but I don't know if you know this,

but the fucking lifeguards in LA make like 250K a year. Yeah, they're just like spinning that fucking thing on their palm. Yeah, at the beach. And then they definitely just let spinning that fucking thing on their palm yeah at the beach and they definitely just let a because people die every year so they're not doing that great a job well it's hard a lifeguard at a pool is way harder than a lifeguard at the beach yeah the beach you have to know you're that's the dumbest whoa whoa whoa I'm with Blake on this whoa whoa whoa and I'm with Blake on this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And now I'm with Blake. You haven't been in a water park recently.

The lifeguard in a pool seems like it's so fucking easy. It's easy as fuck. Yeah, exactly. You can get to any part of it. Yes. Yeah. So a lifeguard at a beach is harder. That's what he said. That's what I said. That's what he said. said you said the opposite did I say the opposite? No You said being a lifeguard of the pool is way harder obviously the whiteboard at the beach I harder but why did you hear that? That's why he were in an uproar. I heard the other thing that wasn't what you said you heard what I meant And that's why we're best friends and I'm gonna kiss you now Thanks brother And that's why we're best friends and I'm gonna kiss you now. Oh, really? Are you ready? Oh, boy. He did it.

He did it. Thanks, brother. Sorry, bitch. Oh, this is so good. This is cool. This is cool. So, in the last part of the pot, it just turns into Jerry Sprintner. I'm gonna fuck him tonight.

Yeah, actually, I'm kissing him. Fuck you, bitch. Okay. I would work at a bowling alley. Yeah, I'm going to. You say a bowling alley? Yes. Yes. What department? I see that for you Just behind the counter. Yeah, and then you work at Nacho cheese machine No, I spray the shoes. I spray the shoes. Yeah, but when you let's keep it real when you work at a bowling alley

You got to do everything. Well, I'll do it all. I know you probably be great at it And you know what they call them they call them wig libousky. Okay You probably be great at it. And you know what they call them? They call them wig libousky. Okay. Okay. I'll give that for you. Yes, please.

Can I kiss you? Just kidding. Oh, kiss him. No. I want to see you. I want to watch you kiss him. Next question. Yeah, next question.

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Dearest Adam, can you start calling Chloe's baby bump, baby bumper? Oh. Yes, punch! Look him up with some points. Actually, you know what, Kyler? I will, and she'll hate it. He's like, great. Paxi goes, who has the deepest belly button?

What mine is doing right now is surrounded by fat. It's similar to Kyle's. But there's no doubt in my mind. Kyle's. Yeah, Kyle's. Oh, yeah, no, in my mind. Kyle's. Yeah, Kyle's. Oh, yeah, no. Kyle's isn't a piss. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. When I was a kid, dude, I used to put me in my neighbor with like, you're adult neighbor? Go ahead. No, no, this was, yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter. But we used to fucking pretend. It does matter.

It's pretty relevant. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Anyways, we used to put like fucking Teddy grams in our belly Dude, we're just good Kyle. Hey wait, can we get the spotlight? One more time. Let's get that spotlight. We used to put Teddy grams. You remember Teddy Grim just wait just wait in our oh just wait and then we kill let me know when to go Tell me when to go. Yeah, tell me when to go.

You'll know, because the lights will, yeah. I'll read it. Yeah, uh-huh. All right, me and my neighbor, Sean, would get a box of Teddy grams, and we thought this was the funniest shit. We'd put Teddy Graham in our belly button button and chew them and pretend like it was a fucking mouth. Okay, man, spot house, you can bring the light back and stuff. Yeah, we brought it. Your boots are cute. Also probably like fruit snacks and stuff too I think.

Yeah, so for sure Kyle, to answer your question. Yeah. Sarah Bego's poor Blake from a fellow curly girly. I'm a identify as male, but yes. Thank you Sarah Be. From a, yeah, she should have been. Shut up, man. From a fellow curly girly, how do you get your curls? Look at so nice.

Do you have a routine or do you wake up like that? You sexy bitch. What the hell? Does it say the last part? I added that last part. Well, first off, I think my curls look the opposite of moist. It looks like it's about to be a brush fire.

Yeah, it looks like the burning bush. I hate it. But really, it's, I use shampoo. And I have a Jeep that doesn't have a top so it's actually when you get up close to Blake's hair it's very brittle looking right it's very unbalanced yeah it's a mess I've never got a haircut and uh yeah what's the maintenance on that do you even get like the ends clipped or like what do you you just let the ends clipped or like what do you just let the rats?

You take care of your body in any way or you have to cut off the split ends. I'm sure you have a ton of curious do I Literally don't do anything cuz I'm a fucking rocker. I'm grunge like Seattle Good okay, you see how much is coming out? It's in so much hair. You think lame, stale, fucking cut is dead ends? Or whatever, no, man. Is what?

His split ends. Whatever they're called, I don't even give a fuck, dude. It's just fucking hair, dude. Yeah, that being said, panting pro v. Okay, so they're fucking cut it all off. It's just dead end. Yeah, it's just dead end. I'll do it right now.

Give me some buzzers Dear god, I wish we had buzzers So my boy's shirmed dog What's up shirmed dog? He says best 90 sports movie? Ricky of the year That's easy Angels angels in the outfield. No, no, no, no. I take it back.

I take it back. Sandlot. Sandlot. Sandlot's good. Sandlot's a pellet grill. Oh, I know. No, fucking mighty ducks is up there. Yeah.

Yeah, damn. There's so many, so many good movies in the 90s I'm I mean we we all love cool runnings. We all love runnings good call. Oh Dude, it's got John candy and the hot black Jesus from the Lyca prayer music video. Yeah, okay deep cut I remember that dude. I think he had one name. Fuck. His name was fuck.

Yeah, it was Jeff. His head shot was just fuck. No, that's cool. You've got the part. So, Allison and Darren want to know, what would be your last meal go? Oh, maybe my mother's turkey pot pie. Is that what you call everybody say oh?

Yeah, thanks guys, I really love it. Um, I can't I can't even think of anything I'm just thinking about cheese pizza for whatever reason that doesn't seem like the last meal thing But I kind of feel like that might be it. I don't know Yeah, I love you're like dude. I don don't know for some reason I'm thinking of a food. But cheese pizza feels like a worst answer, but it's the only thing that's super satisfying. I'm a satisfying treat. Yes, the last thing.

It was a confusing thought. Is it from pizza hut or dominoes, and it's delivered, and you have a blockbuster VHS tape that you're ready to pop in with your homies and you're gonna watch Goonies in the years 1991. All of that sounds great. And then immediately afterwards, you're gonna be murdered. And she's pizza and followed by pancakes,

followed by a burrito. I feel like it's the one thing. I would try and be like pretty cool to like the chef so that like by the time it was time to murder me. Yeah, for a crime that you're on death row. Then I'd be like, and I would, I get a Chicago style pizza with spinach. Oh, fuck yeah.

And underneath that, I'd have a, a giro. Oh, shit. He'd be like, he'd be like, see, because I was gonna say the kind of the same thing, but like, I'm really cool with the chef and he, we're like homies. Yeah. And so then like,

He's a good dude too. Yeah. Like, he's a good dad. He baked into my chicken pop pie, a key to my handcuffs and a handgun. Ooh. Oh. Yeah.

So if anything, I get to go out, guns are blazing. Dang, that's actually a sick movie. The last meal, storing Adam to buy. Then you just get murdered without the last meal. Yeah. No, I would eat the chicken pot pie, and then I'd have a handgun. Well, what are you doing with the gun?

If you eat all the chicken pot pie around it? He's eating that, too. He's really hungry. I'm trying to say, are you really going to run? I'm saying that you're eating an entire chicken pot pie, you think you're going to be able to run? I don't know. Yeah, and I'm just saying if you eat...

There's some holes in the, in the plan. If you eat it, you're going to see the... And also, Allison and Darren say at the end, also Blake has a flat ass. He's a flat asser. Wow, he's a flat asser. He's a flat asser. Wow, he's a flat asser. He's a flat asser. That's it right there. So, a lot of people say he had the nicest ass on the pod, but I don't know. I would say one, I always got a vote for myself because my ass is fucking

dope, dude. But, you see it on the front. What's he in? Dures his ass and those chucky pants. It was something great. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. That's all. So a man in circle, for Kyle, we went to your Fade Up fadeout by-by shows in LA.

Whoa. Great. Yeah, it's good. Where is your music coming and winner you bringing the show to Seattle? Okay. Oh, well, the Fade Up fadeout by- Bias a band that I'm in and we are actually going to fade out period right now.

We're not sure if we're going to. We're almost fully figured out. We're not sure if we're going to buy by or fade back up. It's been a couple of years. So I couldn't answer that. I don't know. You heard.

How would you describe your sound? Um, random. Okay. Okay. Want to random. Uh, okay. Want to be Zappa. Totally random. If you would have said, want to be Mackelmore, I would have been at the show. Right.

I'd pop those tags. So Monika Pigos, if you could see any grandma naked, who would it be? Any grandma naked? Yeah. In the world? Nuck'a grandma! I mean, the first answer is Laura Bush. There's really young grandma's out there.

Laura Bush, the human cat? Laura Bush. Like George Bush's wife. Yeah, who's the little little woman cat, right? Laura Bush, what? What happened? I got a feeling that there's like a... It's kind of heavy, kind of tight.

I feel like it's Less than tight. I feel like there might be like a younger hotter grandma out there I know, but I'm not looking for a young and hot because you can get that via What? Nucky grandma. I think he wants a bone bone bone. Yeah, dude. I come on dude. I don't know where you have to fuck He's a young and tight all the time, but when you get to see a president's wife, make it.

Yeah. Who's your grandma? I know. I feel like I'm picking Laura Bush over Hillary. Yeah. Just for this, just for this. Because you don't know what she's got underneath those Dr. Evil outfit she wears. Like who styled her? They were like we're gonna make

you look like you're from outer space and I think you'll connect to the earthlings. It was the costume designer from Star Trek next generation. For sure. And they're like we've got you. We know exactly what you should wear Hiddory. Yeah. So what who uh, who, what grandma? Grandma. I want to see them all, dude. I love naked grandmas. Okay. All right.

Not a man, sir. Top out. Ders. Um, the, probably like a stelgetti. Uh, this, this the thing about Ders, he's so old that he's going to mention someone. No one knows. Yeah. Oh, you guys have never seen

Stopper my mom will shoot I have I have it turns out they haven't Still getting and also I would say 85% of the crowd or or room a clan of hand if I could get the whole golden girls cast But naked Okay, yes if I could run train on the golden girls I'm not in train like. That's not the question What's the question? I guarantee you if you start and you end up at B Arthur she flips you around Dude with it with these eyebrows she's throwing a fuck So Kyle don't I refuse to answer the question. Thank you for fucking my friend

because naked grandma's sacred thing. Yes, grandma's not what you don't want to see a naked grandma So I'm not gonna answer that. Hey, I would fuck the grandma from the shining. It's not about fucking. Yeah, she was tight Yeah, that was just about looking It says you just you you want to witness the event. You're not fucking these women. These women are respectful women. It's a president's wife. Yeah.

I feel like next question. Yeah. So I feel like the grandma from Family Matters had something up her sleeve. Oh, yeah. Heriot. Guys, I don't have to take Harriet. Guys, I think I'm having a reaction. What? Go ahead. My eyebrows. They're starting to like it's

really bad. So do paint. Carl, do an Australian accent and say butchug. We got some Australians in the crowd. They say, uh, uh, good, good, uh, butt chug, mate, uh, butt chag. Yeah, it's called, uh, bait, uh, butt chug, butt chag, they get a chag, get, hey, the best is when you meet like a really beautiful Australian girl and then they talk to you and you're like, you're hilarious. Yeah, right. Like, you're so funny, dude. Butt chug. Butt chug.

Butt chug. I think it's like a pretty, I think it's ever seen your life in his butt chug. I think it's bat chug. I do too. I think it's like, Oh no, a bat chug. Yeah.

Bat chug. Bat chug. Cause they say like, watch me, bubble. I'm going, they say down, they say like, Dine. So I don't like Dine. So I'm going down, they say like, dying. So I don't die. I actually, Kips wants to know, who is the biggest dick out of all of you? Yeah, that's crazy.

That's crazy. How dare you? I'm going to be a dick. We get this question. We get this question. We get this question almost always. Yeah, and the answer is, Durs me Blake Kyle. Yeah.

It's a disgusting question. It should be embarrassed. The one time we all docked Yeah, four-way dock. It was like This is cool. They all kind of fit together In a cool weird ways. Yeah, I don't know about I don't know about biggest but mainly for sure So Robert go ahead put testa wants to know who is the dry guy the group, meaning who doesn't use Loub when jerking off? Oh, not anymore. Yeah, that seems what you got.

Not anymore. What happened? What happened? What happened? You know what happened is I just got tired of having to have another thing that I needed to do the thing. So I guess it's like an efficiency thing. Right, efficiency for sure. Yeah.

Alright, well everyone that clapped your all our psychos. No, it's chill. It's chill. Because you rub your dick raw. No, because we don't need, we don't need something else to get the job done. Okay. Okay. But you know, spit is technically a loo. Gross. Also, you know that you're saying,

we don't, the job to get done like is fucking. And like, God lubricates what you're fucking. Well, but that's also you know what, you know what, you're something else. And we're in a, we're in a mega church tonight, right? I think this is about, this is. This is, this is when jerking off I think this is about... This is... This is when jerking off, this isn't fucking, this is you...

Of course, but he's saying like, you don't need to lubricate it to get the job done, and I'm saying that when Adam and Eve were created... LAUGHTER God said, Hey, the snake, Lou bit up. Right, the snake was like,

no doubt. Yeah. Yeah, the snake was like, no doubt. Yeah. Yeah, well if my hand had a lube that naturally came down of it, came down of it. So you're saying that with human evolution, you think that the male hand should produce some kind of lube or can't win it. You would think so, right? I'm thinking like, yeah. It's bullshit that it hasn't, yeah.

In the future, we will it hasn't in the future. We know what the rest of us are. Is it like tadpoles like crawled out of the sea and became turtles or whatever the fuck happened? Like we should have a little secretion. Yeah. I use it when I can. And then when I can't, you know.

Oh, he's a half half. OK. OK. All right. It's always nice. 50%. It's also like wash, it's like washing a car. You know, just always a half half, okay. Okay. All right. It's always nice. It's also like washing a car. You know, just give it a wax.

You know what I mean? I don't understand, but I... Well, you don't wash your hair. What is that? It's like washing your car. Give it a wax. You're just taking care of the skin. Well, wax would be way too sticky, dear.

I'm not saying I literally use wax. I'm saying it's like waxing a car. You're just taking care of it. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. That's what I thought was a specter dick. That's what we're saying. I'm just taking it.

Honey, don't come in here, I'm just waxing. I'm just taking care of it, but the skin of my fuck, okay, okay. So are there any epic giveaways and takebacks, apologies? I feel like I got some epic giveaways. I'm gonna give these motherfucking eyebrows. What a fight! Ow, ow, ow, ow! Oh, man.

Hell yeah. Those are not epic at all. Yeah, wow, that wasn't it. Whee! Oh! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Any takebacks, any apologies, anything like that? Oh, no, candy candy critiques dead ringers

I would like to If anything, I'm only thank you to Blake for putting the spotlight on Kyle so often because yeah guys This doesn't happen that often that gets the spotlight doesn't and he is my favorite actor of all time so I got to see it more. It's Kyle Ed Harris. Real quick, I wanted to say thank you to Angela Powell for coming out. She was just, she just found out she has stage 4 colon cancer and then she said, y'all really gave me my flowers.

Oh boy. Okay. Don't do that to us. Which is hilarious. Thank you, Angela. You're very, very funny. And we want to say thank you for coming out. Yeah. Appreciate you.

Thank you. Angela. Good job. Good job. Good job. And if you don't have VIP afterwards, come to the front of the stage. Our manager will take care of you.

And we'll give you t-shirts and all kinds of cool stuff. So yeah. Yeah. You, yeah. You're the guy wearing the toilet costume. And now that we've said that, I don't want to see some fucking bros like, yo, I got Colin Kane's or two dollars. Check it out, Paramount Plus, right? None of that.

How sweaty is my ass now? Very sweaty. I got no take backs. You guys were fucking awesome. Yeah, see you guys right. You guys were good. You guys were beautiful. I told you they'd be awesome. He was like, man. Yeah, see you guys right. You guys were good. You guys were beautiful.

I told you they'd be awesome. He was like, man. Yeah, I was on the fence, but see you guys so much for coming out. S-town. Oh, hell yeah, let's throw some shirts. Oh yeah, throw some freaking shirts, dude. Hell yeah My will do it live doing live

That's it's important Thank you so much the out of we out of blast Thank you so much, Seattle. We out of blast. Thank you so much for coming out. You guys are the best. We really love you guys. Thanks for all the support. This was another episode of... This is... ...Eri Portee. Thank you so much.

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