This Is Important - Ep 168: Live from San Jose: Gavin Newsom Hates Blake’s Hair

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

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I said, no bitch, you read, and while you're at it, play the harp. Damn, I'm never going to forget that. I'll take that to the grave when I die of diarrhea and you guys all laughed at me Do you guys have any cool like you bonded with teachers and they took you in the car and jerked you off stories? He knows not what he says. Hold on Let's go. Oh my god. Here we go, baby Say no say! Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- Like that tell the people that forty water is back You say that 40 water is back. You have to tell the people that. Yeah, who does have a drop on our board?

He does go. I got a lot of surprises and say. Oh. Do you guys hear my question? Do people live in San Jose? All right. Okay. What makes you so. What makes you

so 30 30% of the crowd. What made you? What made that your question? We should it one because I feel like a lot of people you you say San Jose and people are like yeah and then you say Bayeri on people like. Because the Bay, San Jose is one part of the Bay, right? For sure, but, so the Bay, if you go, if you go, all in Capsuleing is the Bay. If you go, I'm from Omaha, Nebraska, right? And I go, and I go Omaha, and Omaha, it's gonna go wild. But if I go all of the Midwest,

I go, yeah, right. but what if you shout out miller No, there'll be like 12 Friends Because they're all like too old to go out now. They're like I have four kids. Yeah, but it's real it hits hard Well, that was kind of like when I was doing that or when Kermit was doing the intro My fuck or when Kermit was doing the intro, oh my fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, talk about ruining the illusion, hello. And I shouted out Concord, I didn't hear too many cheers. Where the Concord's at?

Yeah, oh shit. I'm moving back to Concord. They're still not cheering for Concord, huh? Well, they're water trash. OK. Hey, you watch it. Now, it's a term of endearment. That is a term of water trash.

Yeah, absolutely. This is the birthplace of water trash that Baywater creates kind of Mepi trash people. We all know this right. It's that. I love them. We all know this. The brain eating amoeba. So what? What was it like where did water trash because I feel like we've been calling you guys water trash? Okay, water water Since I saw Kyle I Felt it. Yeah water. Yeah, of course you did because that's in my blood

I'm 75% water trash in the body the older he's getting he's getting more of like a golf adjacent Thank you. Yeah, which is just Bigelwald. Yeah, right. Yeah, I bet. Which is just pickleball. Yes. Right, yeah, it is pickleball. It looks like he's ready to go pick up a paddle and, uh, Dink and Dwayne can do it. I love it. Yeah, finally.

I'm ready. Dink, Dwayne, drop, whatever you need. But when we first met Kyle, it was like, his armpit hairs were always sprout now. Yes. Yes. And they got a mind of their own, you know? And you look, you always look a little wet. And I thought that that's what we got.

Because I always had sweaty hair I just sweat too much. No water trash is impossible to clean. You want a spotlight for this? Can we get a spotlight on him? We have a spotlight on him. Okay, well if we're doing the spotlight then we should get into the lineage of water trash. Oh wait are you already taking off clothes? taking off clothes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, dude, talk about like a guy taking off a sweatshirt to reveal one of the best bodies you've ever seen. Dude, I was saying Kyle has gotten, he's gotten like way lean.

Thank you. You're looking really hot. It's all the dinkin' and doinkin' and dropin' baby. This is some of, this is, this is peak level Kyle. Yeah? What do you say Kyle take off your shirt and shake your titties? Oh, no, don't be craft. No, what is this? This isn't the chance. This isn't the strip show. Now, what did you say Kyle? Pull down your pants and finger. Oh my god. This isn't the what did you say? This isn't the

full-monkey. What do you think you think this is signed up to lots of full Monty bullshit my favorite part about this show already is me seeing all this dirty stuff for you to do and I know your mom is in the audience. Yes. Yes. Mama's here. Where's that spotlight? Mama. I know I know your wife's wife's friend. Oh I see some other eyes in the audience. Yeah grandma's here. That's right.

Wow. Hey Papa Neuches here. Yeah. that's right. Wow. Hey, Papa Neuch is here. Yeah, there you go. That's big. Papa Neuch, who coined the term that gets my pecker heart. Okay. Hey, wait, you know what? Yeah, I think you heard it.

While I'm here, while I'm here live, Papa Neuch. Yes, points. Oh, there it is. There it is. You know what? My mom really, really wants points, too. You don't have to give it to her, but I just don't let you. Well, I it is. You know what? My mom really, really wants points too. You don't have to give it to her, but I just don't let you. Well, I deserve them.

Besides giving birth to you. Also, how fucked up is that, Eddie's like, dude, my mom really wants points. In front of all these people, he's like, you don't have to do it. She can't say. So if I don't do it, I look like a total. As someone like, no, she's got to give her a reason.

You can't just give points for no reason. What is some funny shit that your mama said? Yeah, you know Mom what do you got? Don't leave your mom hanging because she's funny come on I know Pamela this is fucked up. Where's my spotlight? Give my mom points for just having me as a child. Okay, you know what, that is noble. For raising me, give her fucking dealing with me, dude.

I was trying to start fires everywhere. Give her points. Give her points because I whole punched her once on her. Give her points because I punched her, yeah, I did. What was she gonna say to your hair? Or she was like, she was doing the lice comb and I couldn't take it anymore and I smacked her. So this is not a smack.

That's a punch. Close fist. I did a nice little delicate. She's also the woman. Your parents coined every phrase. They pick, pick, pick, pick her heart and then like, a story needs to be full of lies. What was the other one?

Don't ruin a good story with the truth. Right. That's our family. That's right. That's my mom's sack. That's right. Yeah. That's right. That's wrong. Good. Hey, well, come on. Can we shift the spotlight a little bit? My mother is also in the building. Where are you mom? You know, it would be really cool. Hey, dude, I just saw the door open. She just left What would be awesome as if she said she was here and did not show up And you're like what was your favorite part? She's like the weren't you guys talked about your but yeah the diarrhea I'm sure you mentioned your but holes at some point

The diarrhea monologue. It's really good monologue. Oh Anybody with me there. Yeah, but diarrhea with you say mom a log. Well, there's that too. Okay Well, you can tell who my mom is because she has the exact same hair Yeah, that's true I just see what seems like a Blake wig just running out You just see what seems like a Blake wig just running out. Her hair is a little has product in it and mine is like hey, I'll say it your mom has it's nicer. Oh It's much nicer head of hair like you look at hers. You're like

She's a proper looking woman if you put your hair on a woman. You're like oh Sweet honey, right. I think I saw. You're like, let me brush. Let me take care of you. I saw a street lady the other day with your hair. Yeah. And I just was like, you look like you have things that are living inside of your hair. Your mother doesn't look that way at all.

No, she does not. Yeah. My hair looks like it would light on fire so easy. Yeah, right. It does. It looks like a brush fire. It's right up. Gavin Newsome fucking hates my hair. Right.

Gavin, Gavin hates your hair. You can't even walk through a, a, a, a brushy area. No, without Gavin Newsome saying something. That is his first name, right? Sure. I say, Javin. His name is Javin Newsome. Yeah, Javin. Javin. Where is Javin? I bet if he rebranded as Javin, he'd get some votes. But also, I bet, I bet Javin. What's voting? I bet

Javin Newsom hair is also like mad flammable. Oh, dude, he's got so much product. Yeah. Oh, shit. That's just going up. It's like a helmet. He's a human Tiki torch. I got a weird feeling that he's anyway. He's just he's just water trash that's slicked it back. One day dude. He's got suit and was like I'm Patrick Bapeman. Yeah. He's dressing up. He's water trash all dressed up. Pickleball style. He might be. Yeah. I like this guy. Check his back for tattoos of random words. Oh, dude, and that's a Kyle reference. Dude, Kyle has a back of tattoos into random words. Have we seen, I feel like he's a guy we've seen with the shirt off. Have we seen new some with the shirt off? Do you need a moment? He's fuccked.

My man's had one beer. He's already fucking tripping. Guys, I throw up. Are you about to fall? Do you need a moment? He's fuckeled. My man's had one beer, he's already fucking tripping. Guys, I've got, I had a buzz ball too. But, oh, sorry. My man's had one beer end of buzz ball. And also Blake is, and I don't want to blow up his spot. OK, but obviously, if you're saying that, you're about to.

So he's been battling four or five days. Five days he told me in the car today. Explosive diarrhea. And that's not just for the show. And that's not hyperbole. That's exactly what's happening. And before the show, I... And Anders comes up to me and he goes,

dude, did you shit on the toilet seat? No, not on the toilet. Did you shit on the front of the bowl? On the front of the bowl. It's here, it's this part. There was this part, there was a spray of shit. I should always go in the toilet. I know I'm for not flushing the shit,

because I want my friends to appreciate my work. Okay. Is that why? I'm like, I'm a ham too, I want people to see my shit. Diary of my arm. But Blake, very scared of his shit. Does it want anyone to know he poops? And apparently it was you. I'm like somehow, chat forward. Dude, guys.

Did you sit, did you like AC Slater, the toilet backwards? And just rest your arms up and yeah. That's the only explanation. And go to work, is Adam calls it? You know, I put, he did you hang out again? It was cool, no, what I do when I take a shit is I get a bunch of like scratchers. We get the spotlight one more time.

Yeah, let's get the spotlight on our breakfast. Just so everyone understands this, including their family members. Jesus Christ. And we can bring the rest of these lights down. Wait, you're gonna highlight me as I talk about my diary. We're not trying to technically direct this, yeah. Yeah, there we go.

Thank you. Have you guys ever seen the vagina monologues? We're just the diarium monologues? Yeah, that's pretty good. So what do you do, Blake? Well, if I have like scratcher tickets, I put them on the back of the toilet and I... So how often do you have scratcher tickets?

I keep a scratcher ticket in my wallet for every time I take a shit. Because you never know when it's going to be that lucky turn. So you put them on the top of the tank? Yeah, you do never know. I first of all, Blake, I really like that. No more spotlight, please leave me alone with it. Okay.

I really like this. I really like that. My favorite part of that was looking out on the crowd and watching him on Facebook. Right. Right. The cause of that. By the way, Adam, thank you so much.

Do you think I came out here to you guys cheering? It was fucking awesome. San Jose in the building. Yup. And I true. San Jose in the building. And also a lot of the surrounding area. The Bayerio.

But San Jose is also here. But then mostly the Bayerio And so yeah, and like so it was very cool to see the Bayeria And but I tried to be real cute and be like these boobs are And thank you, right? And then Adam comes out and he's like, player, your mic is not on. I know. I was just like, where are you wondering what? You're like, oh, I guess Sam I was saying just not fuck with Durs. Well, we had you come out and you're like, it was it was a little underwhelming, but

then I was like, oh, Nobody told me that Mike was not on Never done a show where the mic isn't on and I'm gonna have someone's head. Oh, yeah, no, your boobs are cute It's will roll so so what did you say? Yeah, what were you saying? I just said that like your boobs are Your boobs are cute. I shook my titties, but nobody said huge and I was like are they not huge anymore? Yeah Are they just regulation? I would say, I mean, no, your titties are always fucking huge. Your boobs are huge. Did you just look at mine?

Well, because for a while there, when you got big, I thought maybe you could do a big chapter. It's a big, I mean, yeah, my wife, my wife, yeah. I think maybe now I'm body fat percentage. I think I'm probably the fattest of the crew right now. Nice. So maybe I'm a baby. I do like that, Adam.

Maybe you got big old boobs. Want us to win at everything, even if it's like, actually, I'm the fattest. Let's get let's find out. Let's get the calipers out. OK? Who's got the worst, whatever? Well, I don't know. I mean, maybe you have more fat on your body. I mean, it's possible. calipers out. Okay? Who's got the worst, whatever? I don't know.

I mean, maybe you have more fat on your body. I mean, it's possible. Yeah, God stop. I think I have the most skin out of all of us. The most skin. I think I have the most skin out of all four of us. Are you not circumsorting? Hold on, you're.

Go for it, hold on. Show the crowd. Oh, okay. Oh my God. Well, anybody can do that. Yeah, that's not where I can show how much fat you have. I can't get a grip on this shit. What's going on? Slipy.

Hey, Kyle, you're gripping it, buddy. It feels like it's slipping through my clutches. What you look like fucking Jim Carrey in the mask, Omi. That thing is. So then there you go. Like I said. Oh, or you look like the bad guy when he got the mask. Oh, where's that guy? He seems like he's got his name. His name was Damien in the movie in the movie.

But the actor the actual guy. I don't know. He died in the 90s. There were a handful of like scary white actors. Yeah. That were the bad guys in movies over and over again like the dude from the crow. Yes, where that guys fucking What happened to Dominic? I'm not scary Dominic was that guy in kindergarten cop. Well wait his name No, no, no, no, his name is not Dominic. His name is Chris. His son is Dominic. He's Chris. Yes Chris Run get to the chopper now do it. It just your no there's no chopper. Those are seven movies. That's right. Because it's not going to run. Get to the chopper. Now do it. It turns your mouth. There's no chopper. Those are seven movies. There's no chopper in kindergarten.

Dominic run. Sure. But I don't know if there's a chopper. There's definitely no chopper in kindergarten. Cops. No, Adam watched the extended cut. We're at the end. Arnold, this is mowing down fucking kind of darkness. Right. They've turned into zombies. Right. And the little principal jumped out of a tree with like, throwing stars and fucking.

And fucking the only kid who didn't turn into a zombie is Dominic. And Arnold's like, get to the chop on Dominic. And he's just mowing down kids. His spirit is staring at these bad guys. And I see why they cut the scene. Yeah. Yeah.

I guess I should rewatch that movie. It's crazy how good it is. Well, hey guys, to be fair, Adam's oldest fuck now, he just turned 40. Yeah. Oh boy. That's right. That's right.

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Yeah, 35 and 40 when they hit something changes. I know what's been interesting lately as I've been getting a little bit older and nearing 40 is like, I don't give a fuck about technology. Like I don't care about the advancements of technology. Okey dokey. At all. And you're a director, so that might really hinder you.

I know, it's fucked up. I just keep thinking about going and doing like plays and stuff. Oh, bye. Wait. Don't do that Kyle. You mean, you have a career. Yeah, they're like, how come you're not responding to Matthew McConaughey's emails?

You're like, I only take written notes in the mail. Yeah, dude. I'm kind of by horseback Carrier pigeon and that's it So unless McConaughey's people want to train a pigeon He's not in the film. I'm off the project Hey, do you think that is that true? What Blake said? What? What? McCartlay?

You legit only will work with a carrier pigeon situation. Is that true? That's how you got a concept. I don't even know. Are you joking or was that real? As of this moment right now, send me a carrier pigeon if you want me to do work. You are almost 40.

That's how it goes. I didn't feel... didn't. Well, Kyle's been saying that he's been 40 for like the last like four years. So ready for it. Right. He's like three months younger than I am. So I'm like, no, you're not, dude. Hold up. 37 years old. I know, but I round up, you know, I always round up. I don't know what this comes from your mom who says when counting life so right? Yeah. By the way, I got to give her some points for that. I can't get a handle where they are. You know what else is weird? Kyle's brother

Adam is taking pictures of us. Literally every, almost new a check has kind of in the building to little we did Louis in the house we do we we are surrounded by new a checks right now it's actually freaking me the fuck out and do you think that's why it kind of smells in here okay no no speaking of which did you put on deodorant because you were he got a two-packed I did I was starting to get a little right. It was like, we didn't, you know how like, you run out of deodorant and then you just kind of

tap it on there when you don't have enough. Everyone's laughing because they don't know what you're talking about. You know, when you get to the end of the deodorant stick and it's like the plastic around the outside and you get all the way there. And you're scraping it. Yeah, sure.

And then you run. So the only way to apply there. And you're scraping it. Yeah, sure. And then you only wait to apply it, is if you tap, a tap, a tap. Yeah. That's what I did today. And then in backstage, I started to stay. And then you didn't think of like, why I have a show tonight, I should have swing through any drugstore. Right.

I asked my wife, another new check in the room. Hello. Hello, sir. Hi, wifey. To swing by CVS and they didn't have the regular arm and hammer, which was unfortunate. That man smells like an old refrigerator. So then I put, she got like the citrus, no, no, she got toms and I was like, you know what, I'll take a risk with toms. Let's do it. There's no aluminum in it. There's none of that. I'll just, I'll risk it with toms and I was like, you know what? I'll take a risk with toms. Let's do it. There's no a boom in a minute

There's none of that. I'll just I'll risk it with toms, but I said I said I said I said I'm gonna go take a shit. I said it's probably not gonna work Let me defend your parents who are perfectly presentable people who I think Kyle's armpit hair situation was like the rebellion was that a lot of people who I think Kyle's armpit hair situation was like the rebellion and the parents are pretty normal and he was like normal. I'm just gonna like fucking never wear sleeves. I got sleeves on now man, what more do you want me to do? I love the transition, I love it. I like that for you.

Kyle's transition need. Yeah, your boobs are huge. And I don't know why we're laughing at that. Yeah, no, why are you laughing at that? No, I'm just happy for him. I always knew it was happening. I always knew it too. We knew. We've had a lot of good times in the Bay Area. I used to come up here uh, everything's giving, which is only in a few weeks. Around this time. Yeah, I just come up.

Everything's giving and have Thanksgiving with Kyle and his family and then Blake I go over to Blake's house When Kyle would get into fist fights. Oh, yeah Legit fist fights like legit fist fights. Yes. Yeah, and then it would just be me like crying in a fucking like shopping mall parking lot like it's shopping mall parking lot. Right. Right. I only regret why don't they like me.

Well, that was like out into like near Clayton. Does there any Clayton people in the house? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. What's that hell? Is that part of Bay Area? Yeah. Because we would go to the game.

What's that one? San Jose What is it from is it from like the commercial for the place? No, it's it well you know do you know the way to San Jose? It's like yeah, yes, of course Who's saying that song do you know the way to what's an idea in a warwick? Darnie Dion war right? You know that's Whitney Houston's aunt? It's Bert Vakarack.

He wrote it. Yes. Okay, but she's saying it. And I'm just saying, you know that's Whitney Houston's aunt? But also why? It's time. I don't understand. I don't understand why was she asking if you know directions to San Jose?

Because the whole song is about like L.A. has too much traffic and they fucking do crack there. Is that just dude and what's the next line that rhymes with that? And then I think San Jose has some good snacks there. Yeah. I don't ever want to go back there. I thought San Francisco had the treats. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's it's about leaving LA and going to San Jose where it's kind of I think it's San Jose it was kind of cracking in the 80s and 90s like when the I think it's still cracking. No, it still is. It still is. The fuck is going on. I'm saying when it was like the come up when like the sharks work the San Jose sharks are like a new team Yeah, yeah, and they're like wait sports teams can wear teal all hail. Yeah, that's true. That's true

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It's probably... What is it? It's 1993. The year was 1990. That makes sense. When the sharks come out, that makes sense. 91, 92. The year was 1990. 91 or 92. OK.

I think, OK, it's 92, 91, that makes sense. 91, 92. Now your job is to listen to my story. And I get a brand new fitted charts hat. Woo! And I remember spending, I spent $22 on this hat. And I was like, this is fucking huge. And where I go to school, you're not

allowed to wear hats inside because you might be affiliated. But most schools, this hat is too good. I throw it on. I walk like seven steps into like sixth grade or whatever the fuck it was. Hot boy. And Miss Green, Miss Green comes by snatches my hat off your head. And it's like no hats inside. That's my now.

I go to her class, third period or whatever. And did you fight her? Hang on. Hang on. I'm being like a huge fucking nuisance because she has a hat rack. And I'm looking at my brand new fucking hat. And I'm just like not playing games.

She's calling on me, I'm like, I don't wanna read. She gives me a detention. You said I'm not gonna read. was like on her jury and I go you Remember how you like sprinkled a story the little eyes, but essentially I was like no, thank you I'm not feeling it today, but thank you though. And I was like why don't you go play the harp because she played the harp I said no bitch you read and while you're at it play the harp So I get detention Okay, because apparently the harpshit hit deep

Too close to home And so after school I got to go there. I'm in her fucking class She's like I'll be right back. I need to go like do some shit. She leaves. Okay. I go to the hat tree Oh shit grab my hat put it in my backpack. She comes back and she goes, okay, you can go now, do you need a ride home? And I was like, no, I'm good, I'm just going to skidaddle. Wait, you said skidaddle? Yeah, dude, he's pretty polite.

I was so much that. No, thank you. When you were affiliated the way I was, you said Skidattle? Yeah, dude. He's pretty polite. I was so much that. Like, when you were affiliated the way I was, you said Skidattle. Yeah. He's part of the boot scootin' boogie. And she's like, where do you live? And I go over here. She's like, that's really far to walk.

I'm giving you a ride. And I was like, you're like, shit up, bitch. Okay. And she's like, do you have your book for tonight's homework? And I go, mm-hmm. Bitch. Okay, then you like, do you have your book for tonight's homework? And I go, mm-hmm, bitch. And now I'm just stealing from Key and Peel. Yeah, but that's a great sketch.

But like, those guys are great. And so she goes, I don't believe you. Open your backpack. No! I open my backpack and to this day, I have no idea where the hat went down She goes into my backpack goes like binder other book other book finds a book which I didn't even know was fucking in there And she's like okay, you have it. Let's go. I'm giving you a ride now. I'm sitting shotgun in a teacher's car Now I'm sitting shotgun in a teacher's car

Wondering where the fuck my sharks had is but were you you're in your teacher's car Were you so she's checking me off? Yeah, where you heart though? That's what I got one leg out the window That's what I thought and Actually, no, it was a limousine We were sixteen That's the story Now we're talking. I get home.

I open my backpack. The hat's right there. And I'm like, this is unbelievable. I go back to school the next day. She's like, you stole your hat back, huh? And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. And she's like, you have to tension for a week. What? And I was like, I don't care. you're talking about. And she's like, you have to tension for a week. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz That's a mystery, dude. What the fuck? Yeah, and from then on I've been super religious Watch you now

The baby the baby angel was Dude, that's huge it was $22. Oh, I remember profusely not losing this hat. It's like a pro fitting to it. Fit it with like the circle with the fin on the back. Yeah, do you pop that from mother fucking lids? I don't think lids existed. I got it from like campus sports, which is like a college pad. Like a champs.

Maybe there was a champs back then or something. No, mother fucking lids, dude. I remember walking. Lids is late in the game though. I'm walking into the lids though. And that smell, you're like, you remember the smell of the lids? I know the smell of lids. Oh, of all those sweet new hats.

You're like, actually, I had so many hats as sports teams. I never was into. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, when you play in a brave so hard, don't give a shit about that. I actually wrapped a brave hat too, but I played little league and I played on the brave.

So, yeah. Okay, well, actually I was into them. Yeah. so you're into them. I was expecting a deeper pool like Calgary heat or some shit But I wasn't cool. I was following the trend they won the championship and like Yeah, that's cool. Who was uh, who was their shortstop on the braves on the braves that year? I don't know where we gonna talk about the braves. Oh, I know he had a dope name. I'm not what you say Santaria. Who cares? I was thinking of was it a chip or Jones the Chipper Jones. I think he was an outfielder. Do, with the name Chipper Jones, you had to be a baseball player. Oh, yes.

If you're not definitely not a golfer. If you're not a golfer, you are a fucking failure. Was that, dude, Jim Abbott on the Braves or just the Angels? Oh, it's a one arm. Yeah, remember that guy? Hero, dude. Yeah, so there was a picture.

I don't know if everybody watches baseball, but there was a picture that I missed. You were a fucking two-year-old. I even if I don't die a re- I'm gonna throw up. So I'm gonna pick one or the other. But there was a picture who had one hand basically. Didn't he have it on? It was like he had like a half arm.

Yeah, and then he was like throw the ball and then put the glove on. Well why doesn't this dude like mad famous on TikTok? Like what the fuck? Well because he's like 70 years old now Yeah, but just like a throwback viral Montage I'm just saying he did catch when they hit it right back at him. He did catch one or two. Oh hell yeah I'm saying I feel like not enough people know how fucking cool that guy Well because he's 70 years old Blake. He's not on TikTok because he's 70 years old Blake, he's not on TikTok. I don't know if it gets a shit about what the kids on TikTok.

Yeah, but like, run BMC had a hot run on there. What's weird is he was also a really good dancer. Yeah. Right. He's got to be one of those hot boy TikTok kids. Yeah. With the fluffy hair. Yeah.

Is that who you would pick to like take off virally on the top? Should they have it? Yeah. Or like, if you, who's a deep cut cut and I'm not talking about the Calgary heat or what are the thoughts you're on baseball player so much like notice anybody to like give like a second moment to on tiktok baseball player favorite San Jose shark player like forever Mike reachy is my Oh, yeah, yes, sir

I thought I was about ready to catch Blaine. Who's my ass? Does it know any player from... Mike Richie was a sickest. He had got no teeth. He was a hockey player, yeah. That's why I caught you playing with the other operation. No, he probably didn't wear a mask ever.

I don't care that I don't have any fucking teeth at all. I'm not going to ever protect my face. That's like what hockey players do, right? Yeah. Which by the way, don't give a shit. They're just like, take my teeth out. Should we even talk about the thing that happened kind of recently? Do you guys know what I'm about to say? They know. Oh, he said, he said no. I don't know. They know. Adam, dude, some brood. What happened? Some dude straight up died during a hockey game, like fucking skate to the throw. It was kinda like, oh.

Okay, we could skip that. What? Like in a NHL game? No, it's kinda like, I think it was overseas or some shit. Oh, well, yeah, well, I mean that's- Oh, well then no one here knows what you were gonna talk about. You're gonna tell the Russians play hockey to the depth. They're geez.

I thought you were gonna to say does everyone know that they haven't won a game until the other night? No, that's what I called to. Hey, now we're turning it around. See, now that's just perspective. The death did not happen, but they have lost the boss. Yes, here in Durses, a childhood story with the teacher. Trauma?

Trauma. Do you guys have any cool like you bonded with teachers and they took you in the car and jerked you off? Not okay today. I used to know but teachers can jerk their students off anymore. It's science. What kind of world are we living in? It's a new one. It's a new world Adam. Yeah that sucks. Do you have some cow? You're about to bust into something. I saw you kind of like... No, no. I was that sucks. Do you have some cow? You're about to bust into something. I saw you in kind of a lot of... No, no, I was just thinking about how I never...

Like, I would always take my grades, especially in science class, to like a D. And then, for whatever reason, I could convince all of my teachers that if I like wrote science in like a really cool, like, mural way and put it on the... He's got the right. I would pass the class.

I would be able to pass like every fucking class, which is art. It's because you would do that and they'd realize how kind of, I don't even know what the word is. We use now for the word we used to use. Retarded. Quarter trash. That's the word.

And I don't know. For sure, the like tiles were tarred. I was thinking. We didn't know this. And so they were like They hate to senior year of I.J. It's unbelievable. They can't draw that for somebody who is You can't, you can't, no, you guys, you can't call me that.

That's just rude. I don't, we did do it for the amount of time. In the amount of DMs, there's this great little retarded kid Who love them, dude. He is like a rhythmic dancer that people just DM'd me. Nice, dude. Because he looks like you. He fucking goes.

He looks just like me, dude. I'm like, I look exactly like this guy. Wow, dude. And I just, I've got like 25 DMs the other day of him. Just fucking, and he's way sassy. He's fucking nice. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best.

You got to meet him. Yeah. Yeah. What do we do with these videos of like, look, I want all children are beautiful. Like the one where the kids never ever ever ever. I didn't say kids are sexy. No, I'm just saying from now on. Beautiful and not a sexual term.

I'm just saying we have a lot of cities left on the tour Just don't start a sentence all that way dog. I'm all I'm gonna say is like don't start a sentence that way I'm not I'm gonna go I don't like the way that sentence starts We work here it goes. What do you mean can be beautiful? Yeah, what's wrong with that? That is some Michael Jackson shit No Michael Jackson shit is kids but holes are beautiful. Right. That's what Michael Jackson was thinking. It was specific about their but holes.

It's different. Yeah. It's a different, okay, go, hey, you know what, go off. And I just, it's weird that you were worried about it. Anyway. And they start the sentence. So I'm watching this video, these kids all fucking. No, this video of like the kids spinning in the kitchen.

And then the hashtags are like, children are beautiful. No, it's like hashtag like inspired. And I'm like, I think it's just kind of a kid spinning in the kitchen. Is it like in slow motion? I haven't seen this one. It's like, he's super fast.

He's got the headphones on. And it's not that big of a deal. I don't know why I kept saying it everywhere. My wife is pregnant right now. And so we're... Okay. Big fucking year for the divine. Stop, stop, stop!

And fingers crossed, he comes out like that rhythmic dancer here. Right. Just stay. When it comes out. that rhythmic dancer, kid. Right. There you go. Right when it comes out. It's like this. Shhh. Right. Toof-tea.

Toof-tea. It's like, baby. And all of my whole feed is just little kids. And it is crazy. It's like, obviously, like, what? Like, is that OK with you? No. Check out.

I'm trying to tap it with my bros right now like You're so weird how offended you are by my Instagram feed being cute little kids like your dick is hard right Here is she Your mom's here is she She definitely might not me. I think she might have grabbed your folks and been like we get a burger Everybody mom are you here? No, no Let's play along where is she? San Jose behave quiet everyone shut the fuck up mom. Hold on. Let's pretend I'm say on scene mom

Back there while we sat her all the way the fuck back there Isaac I think was like you might lose a Some teeth right with a buzz ball right no, man my mom done got teeth, bro Oh, what is she? I'll keep layer of my Greachie my Greachie is your mom beautiful child Michelle Rachel

But so is that what you think of female Mike name is? Yeah, what else would it be Anders Michael? Michelle okay, that's kind of good. It's Michael with the A the H. Yeah, that makes sense. Is that what I worked for you, Ben? It actually is better than any answer I would have thought was gonna come my way. Isaac, I may regret this, but cannot please get a course

lied on stage, please. God, man. Make a two, make a two, make a two. Oh, here we go. Here comes Isaac. I might as well have another one too. Have you guys met our manager Isaac yet? He's pretty cool. Make it do make it do Here comes Isaac Have you guys met our manager Isaac yet? He's pretty cool. Yeah, have you met us? Have you guys met he's just still sitting there

Get radical you know Adam not for you not for you buddy. Hey happy birthday, dude You know what here Adam you can have mine Isaac What the hell dude? You know this is nothing Nothing right here, but There we go there we go Then in her future hand it to me. Yeah, yeah, I said take your shirt off Show the audience your radical Look at this cool t-shirts got pictures of the water Isaac a Kyle give Isaac your mic and make him sing Adam happy birthday

Okay, here you go Isaac come back I don't like you guys tell me to show my ex-sign your mic and make him sing Adam happy birthday. Okay, here you go. Isaac, come back, dude. I don't like you guys tell me to show my ex. Come on, Isaac. Come on. Come on. Do a nice thing for me. For one, senior God, the obli.

He's going to take happy birthday to you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. And now take your shirt off. Thank you so much. Hey, play much. And now take your shirt off. Thank you. Play the I was a drop. Oh my God. He's naked. Oh my god. I got naked. I got some new drops on the board from when Isaac We made him speak on the microphone. I don't know where we're where we were. Yeah, it was a Q&A But we every city we go we ask him to take a shirt off and show his titties

Yeah, and this is what he said. I don't like you guys tell me to show my tits. So that is the hot new drop you heard it here first. Sino Z. I don't like you guys tell me to show my tits. Wait, will you display a couple more? This isn't really for you guys, it's more for us. Because...

Punk rock, getting radical. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Wait, what about the... Oh, here we go. I like getting weird with Kyle. Oh, shit, yeah, dude. This one's pretty good, too.

Drinking with Adams always fun? That one's actually legit. Drinking with atoms always fun That one's actually legit drinking with atoms pretty fun. Well, what's nice is he has such like a short way of speaking Sure, it's nice. He slows it down drinking with Adam. It's always fun. It's kind of a little more melodic Yeah, I don't like you guys tell me to show my tits I don't like you guys show me tell me show my to show my tits. Well, he's nervous. He should be a rapper. Yeah.

Actually, he could be a rapper. He would be really good rapper. What would Isaac's rap name be? Sir Isaac. Oh, sir. I did. Did I just get booed in my f*** in the bay? Oh my god.

Damn. Boom. Damn, I'm never going to forget that. I'll take that to the grave. When I die of diarrhea, you guys all laughed at me. By the way, is there a legit, is there, I probably isn't, but a doctor or anybody in the medical profession here?

So, there's no way your front row is a doctor. Man, are you, you're lying though, right? No, I didn't say adopted, I said that. Wait a minute. Just walk around. Somebody left you at a fire house. Did I say that? Wait a minute. Get the wager around. Somebody let's do edifier house. No, but so what would be get off the floor, ma'am?

That is... 30. What would give somebody diarrhea for four days and I'm asking for a friend? I'm asking the doctor. What do you think? Get over the doctor. What do you think? What do you think? Get give her the mic. All right. What I don't know if I can Let me let me just extend here real quick. Oh shit. I love you. No, but the shrimp. I'm more in steakhouse The shrimp at Morton steakhouse. Thank you, doctor. Yeah, you're a

Medical professional. Yeah, Dr. Gingles The shrimp at Morton Could you imagine and what are you a doctor of real quick? Just what are you a doctor of ma'am? The body yeah Cool, I've heard of these massage parlors. Bro, she's. Oh, oh, oh, here comes the yellow shirt. Yeah, you're getting it.

Oh, shit, oh, shit. She did it to the dirty. It did it to it all. Yeah, all right. Just do it. I'll put you. You know what? No, she's fucking cool.

She's not getting tomorrow for sure. No, she rocks. I'm into her. Yeah. She's, honestly, if that was Bro's heart's not fighting tomorrow for sure. No, she rocks, I'm in the room. But. Yeah, but it's the shrimp when you have it. It's the shrimp for mortgages. It's this kind of stuff. And you're like, what is this? I have this lump on my throat.

It's actually really scary. Is this the shrimp? It's a small lump of shrimp. I think it's a shrimp stuck in your throat. You know when you hear stories in the news about how someone got a pig's heart Transplant it's doctors like her they're like fucking well try it Well, it's just like is it pig yeah, you're gonna die is like fucking

Why not you know like a shrimp's heart Dude you know, it's a problem if your doctor starts a fight with you. Yeah. And you're like, well, how exactly does that work? Fuck you, bitch. Oh, no. It's a heart. Do you want a heart or not?

Fuck you, bitch. Call the cops. She keeps saying call the cops. Call the cops. I'm not scared. Fuck you. Fuck you. Call the cops.

I've had this call for months. It's really scary me. Fuck you call the cops bitch Scared to go back go back what Medical school Yeah, and she goes you want some prosa Right, I got you back. You want some hydros? You just hold a handful out of your pocket. Yeah, I got you Yeah, no, this is a worth you. No, this is a worth or no, this is a prosa. Yeah, I think that's a worth or a loose naked worthers. And I I Subscribe you for prozacs. Like these are Jolly Ranchers.

ran. Man, these are candy apple, cherry tomatoes, and donnie shrimp in the morning. Let's keep pulling this on the part. Man, I'm at an in-and-out drive-through. Sir, this is a Wendy's. Mrs. Green, you're driving me home and your hands on my deck. And that is my shark's hat. Is that a shark's hat in your backpack or are you happy to see me? Yes, please. Oh my good Lordy Lordy. That is my shark's hat. Lordy Lordy.

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Hey, I want to say a quick RIP to Raging Waters, right? Because that's right. Oh, man. Did everyone get a brain eating amoeba's there or what happened? Yeah. Raging Waters. Raging, that's like a wether or not.? Ray, Ray Jean Waters. Ray, Ray Jean Waters. Ray, my teacher, my favorite teacher.

No, Ray Jean Waters was like the... Well, like, how do you say Ray Jean? It says Ray Jean, like it's a fucking country bumpkin. Yeah, and I'm Ray Jean Waters. Yeah, it sounds like a US senator. Right. Ray Jean Waters. Say the word. I pressed the law. a US senator. Right. Say the word. Say the word. I passed the law. Say the word

raging. Raging. Raging. Raging. Raging. Raging. Am I giving the wrong emphasis? You're saying that you're saying, you're saying all the one continue with it. It's not one word. Is that raging others? Wait, no, seriously. Just say it. Just don't think about it. Say it. Raging. So it was a watcher so why are you so like Ian why are you like so nearly

stupid dumbass you're stupid so I'm a dumbass rage rage what how should I say rage just say jane because I'm because I'm saying Ray Jean. Yes, that's exactly right. Okay, so Raging He's so nervous We get a spotlight on this motherfucker to say two words together Voice cracked I'm saying it right This is supposed to be a special moment for me. I wanted to eulogize raging waters. Yeah, you're not letting me.

Well, I think you said it. Okay, that time. Yeah, that was fun. I think you nailed it. That's kind of a bummer because I've been raging. I don't know if in Northern California, there was kind of a trifecta of water slide places. I would say water slide parks.

Okay. What's white water slide parks? Well, nobody says water slide places. First of say water slide parks, okay? What's water slide parks? Well nobody says water slide places, first of all. Yeah, I feel like most people say parks. But nobody says a place. I call them parks. I call them parks. And raging waters was kind of like what you want, raging waters.

Yeah. It was kind of like upper echelon, like the goal. Like this is the best. Did they have like a cyclone? They had they had it all and they had they had the and they had the best commercials They like they would all I feel like they would always flip like songs like Maybe actually maybe this is Santa Cruz Beach boardwalk. I'm gonna confuse now Santa Cruz fucking rocks, too, but there's no water slides there.

You got ranging waters, you got water. Where's Santa Cruz at? Oh, there's probably Monterey people came in. You got Monterey people here too, and you Monterey folks? Seems like more than San Jose. How many people are gonna come to our Oakland show as well? Hey, how many people were gonna go

there and then aren't next time. We swayed them, we swayed them away. Real back just Santa Cruz. Santa Cruz has the best merch. I just want to say that. Yeah well they're the banana slugs. Just like the Fonds game. I thought Santa Cruz was San Jose until I got here. So.

Oh nice. I was, hey. Hey, guess what? Suck my cock. I don't give a fuck. You knew. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.

He knows not what he says. Oh, no, not the shit. No, no. Stay back. Stay back. Don't fight him. Don't fight him. You can't say suck my cock. They're not children. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like the cousin. Man, Tika waterslides. And what is Man, Tika?

Is that like a Native American man? Man, Tika is another place. Is it another waterslides place? Yo, but actually, and I'm sorry, San Jose, but Man, Tika was kind of fired, dude. Well, that's why I was tripping on. When you said, Raging Waters was the crown jewel, I'm like, no, it's not Man, Tika was the crown jewel.

Well, I'm in San Jose, so I'm going to say Raging, but Raging Waters was like corporate jewel. I'm like no, it's not man teaco was I'm in San Jose so I'm gonna say raging but rake waters was like corporate like the real deal Man teaco corporate Well Blake just know that we are recording these podcasts that people elsewhere are gonna listen and no one gives a fuck about Well, I encourage all the listeners and I'm speaking to the listeners Oh no, I'm not stopping a mystery Hi, how's your kids? I just stopped a few The water slide wars of Northern California

should be studied because it is interesting Oh, and there's And there's a good water park And then of course the new comer to water slides was of course our hometown New food it for it. Can everybody say water US let's go Yeah, and you guys say that I'm gonna I'm gonna early take back what I just did Just yet not saying let's go for water world cuz that felt weird

Yeah, I mean that is a Sick name was based after the 1995 film Water World. It was not, and I remember being a little disappointed in that fact. I thought it was going to be themed. Like a dystopian future where there's no land. There is no. But I remember me and Adam, my brother right there,

we thought it was. We thought it was fucking Kevin Kostner. So because there's going to be Jack Black on a jet ski. And Dennis Hopper with my first smoking cigarettes. Yeah, that's a weird thing. She's triple horn almost nude. Really? Nobody knows who I'm talking about,

but she was the female lead, beautiful woman, great actress. Oh yeah, okay. I remember the scenes. Sorry, I can remember some scenes. Beverly Hills one time and I said, wow, out loud. What city, wow.

Wow, yeah. What city? Wow. Yeah. What city was Marine World Africa, USA? That's Voleo. It was called Marine World. That's in Voleo. I actually always wanted to make the reference because I wear this stupid microphone and I feel like I work at Marine World Africa, USA.

Wow. And they're like, in up next, we have a 14 month year old Go go go You're killing it so it's a 14 month year old We have a 14 month year old pup from the Alaska area But I thought it was world I thought it was Africa It was I thought it was Africa It's not like a world Africa USA is all the things. Oh, it was Africa. You don't have like, eat more world, Africa, USA. You have to.

It's all the things. It's like, and it's just 14-year-old, and why don't you come up and say hi! Lootin' it, Dan! I don't know what they're doing. I thought it was 14-month-year-old. And then they get in the water and they be like, on the whale and be like, yeah. I mean, we gotta get back there. Honestly, don't get here, honey. And then they get in the water and they be like on the whale and be like, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, sh It's called Marine World Africa USA. It used to be called that. I don't think it's called that anymore.

It's not taken over by roller coasters. So no, I just don't understand the name. So where is this located? Valeo. OK. It's in Valeo. It's been Valeo. I know that.

OK. And so now it's not called that because it was taken over by roller coasters. Yes. Yeah. Now that's it's a little way. It sounds weird, but. Are these like, these rollercoasters came out of nowhere? South American rollercoasters are these like, uh,

in art to kin. They were, they're fucking six flags. Bro, they're from six flags. Six flags came in and took over half the part. Anyway, it doesn't, six flags have like a dark background, right? What? Yeah, I think six flags meant, like flags meant some shit back in the day.

What does that even mean? I don't know, but Wikipedia that shit. I'm pretty sure it's like, my power. Really? For real? I think so, right? It's like Texas hot. Six flags.

Well, they fucking, the more we say it, the more it seems real. Yeah, it seems real to me. Wait, I got a question about the water park. What are the six flags? Quick question about the water park, white power. But like, oh. That's a wild, I don't know. Did any, remember when water park started using like

the little things that you had to lay on? Yes, the mats. OK, man, Tika. I don't do that. Man, Tika did that. Man, Tika had mats. But the mats, you ended up going faster, which is kind of that. Man, Tika had Matt. But the Matts, you ended up going faster. We just kind of dope.

No, no, no. But you also, what was cool is you also got ringworm from them, that was so good. I never, okay. All I know is I would go, I would arch my entire body, so I'd just be on my back and my heels. Oh, Mart, and I would fucking move. Oh yeah.

But then you hit the, the scenes. That's not a, that's a part, that's the price you pay for speed. He's got a shoulder blades doing all that. That's cool. Give me a hug. And then also beautiful are the children.

How beautiful are the children? Yeah, if you could rank the children, beauty wise, at East Park. I would say raging waters had the honest children In their own here today they've grown up into beautiful adults And then also like at a certain point too many lawsuits happen so they introduced that like the the shit you had to walk on We're by like two hours into your day your feet are on fire And then you'd see the pros who have like the season pass

with the aquasox on. Water socks, dude. But then how do you get on your heels with those? So it's very delicate. You have to use a mat. I remember going down, you'd see a mat that was just like, somebody had lost and it stuck to the side and you try and grab it.

That's what I would do. Because you had to like pay for the mats extra or what? I don't understand. You'd see a mat stuck to the wall? Yeah don't understand, you'd see a mat dress. Stuck to the wall? Yeah, because people would just stick. So if they just give you a mat, like why do you steal it?

This was a fun thing for me to do as I was going down, I would be like, oh, there's a mat right there, grab it. Which makes me think. But what about the mat that you had in your hand? I still had it, I could come out of the tube with two mats. Two mats, two mats. It's multiple mats, so you're going going slower did you have to carry your matter?

Were you given a mat at the top? I think you turned them in at the bottom and then you were given one at the top Okay, I don't think you carried it in line. So you thought it was cool to be like dude I'm not even gonna have to wait for a mat. I got one right here. These are raging water kids They didn't even need mats. They don't even fucking know dude In mantika you had to have mats, so fuck Mantika, dude. Okay, there it is. What?

Now that I'm talking about it, Mantika was fucking stupid, it's raging waters for life. Don't name, but I'm a water world boy myself. Thank you, yeah, conquered water world is the best. Season pass, I should get a season pass now. Did you guys ever, I know this didn't happen to derives But did you guys ever almost die at a water Burke or do you mean because I Time jumped off of I couldn't swim yet

What is that man? I was what were you doing at a water park? No, I was a little kid and I couldn't swim quite yet. I was like I like couldn't you know I was like probably six five and I couldn't really swim that well. Okay that's fine. And so I jumped. I jumped. I was I was. Could you swim when you were six or five? Yeah I was on a I was on a team at five. Yeah yeah yeah. I'm building like a I'm built like a bowling ball, you know, I wasn't built for the water. I qualified for Y states at five. Then transferred to USA Swimming, affiliated team, and J.O.'s were just not a big deal. Wow.

And so I was like, I'm going to jump off the high dive, but get close enough to the edge that I'll be able to get out. This is a water park or this is a pool of the pool. Got it, got it. So I was like, I'm going to leap off the side because I thought like jumping off high things into something that you're not gonna hurt yourself in sounds fun.

That does sound really fun, yes. But then I couldn't get to the side. So I just like kind of sunk down in because I what didn't even float. Fuck. I just remember laying down there and then thinking like, this is how I'm going to die. Right. Perfect. But then the movie Sandlot was out. So I was like, is, is whatever name peppercorn, Sandy Peppercorn, to be paying for their beautiful blonde hair, blue eyes, big titties, and save my ass. Yeah, perfect time to get kissed. Yeah, so who saved you?

Some ugly guy named Clark? Adam Adams ago. Just his bro named Clark. I was like, he was like, don't fucking ever do that again. I do love the idea that he deals with this constantly after Sandlock came out. He's like, look dude, just, no hot babies. Tell me you're not dead.

I'm not kissing you. I don't want to kiss you. We got another dude trying to get kissed. And then I remember telling my mom that I wish I was saved by the girl from Sandlot. And she felt so bad for me. She got me a Kit Kat, You know what the fact did. Right.

She got a Kit Kat? Yeah, she was like, Adam, you'll force a woman to kiss you someday, here's a Kit Kat, I mean time. That's right. So do you have a weird thing with Kit Kat now? Yeah. No. Oh, he said no, like, yes.

Yes, yes. Why, I don't, I mean, no, I don't. Give me a break. Give me a break. Give me a break. It's not a weird thing. I just said, I'm a breaky off so I can kiss the woman and then trick her. It's not a weird thing.

I just like to kiss. It's a kiss cat bar. Give me a break. Right? It's not a weird thing. I just like to freeze them and shove them up my ass. Give me a break. Shut up my ass in.

I'll try something else to kiss me. That is actually, I mean, I was about to say like, Kit Kassler probably the best frozen treat to shove up your ass, but this is good, this is good. No, it's not very, every candy bar is better than a kicker. I got one of them. I'll let cover banana. I would take a Babe Ruth up my ass so fast.

You know what, you're joking? Yeah. Or maybe you're fucking like, mom just ran out the, yeah, this is it. Well, come on man, cram us here. But you know how like they say like, Snickers kind of have like a cock vein on them. Oh, you're right, yeah, I know what you're talking about.

You know what, yeah, I don't know. Do we know how they say that? Look at a Snickers. When you get home, it was just Halloween. I'll wrap them, it has a piece of cake. That's fascinating. It's something that's weird about it. I do like that someone in here has had a baby Ruth

and they're asking, they're super quiet right now. They're like, these guys are crazy. I mean, we should ask our doctor. She's standing up, she's like, I've seen it all. It's actually good for your digestive swing. Yeah. The peanuts dissolve into. Died of an bee. Just don't put a shrimp down your dick hole.

Ha, ha, ha. In a shrimp dick. Whatever you do. Should we do some hot topics? Oh, okay, sure. Wait, is it, here's it, here's a thing. Our shrimp pink because they eat something pink, right? I think so.

No, no, no. Oh, the doctor, the flamingo are pink because they eat shrimp. Is that, that is real? That is a marine world, Africa, USA. Is that real? Yes, that is. I knew there was something. Wow.

But what's cool is that I knew there was something. Wow. But what's cool is that I said our shrimp pink, and she's like, and I was like, and I was like, that is true because in Charleston, there are flamingos. And they're gray.

And they're like white, until I saw one, and it was just like, pink is fucked with all the white ones. And I'm like, look, he made friends with all these other birds. This is a multi-racial front make-up gathering. Yeah, white and pinks.

Wait, but are there no shrimp there? Why was one of them eating all the shrimp? Or what's going on? More shrimp than the others. He's a shrimp. I don't know. What's the word? Plankton? No, no, like a shrimp school.

No, he's the guy who like hordes them all. Oh, he's a shrimp hordes. Are we still here? Yeah, you know. He's like, are we still on? I'm not sure. Sherry. Say hello to a police honored for solving 100%

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We're hovering them. Yeah. A total of 36 homicides were solved. This is actually fucking incredible, dude. 100%. Yeah. That's unreal. Because in LA, you go like, yo, this person was murdered, and they're like, oh yeah, cool. Right. They found them in a bucket? Oh yeah. No, you was murdered like oh yeah cool, right?

They found them in a bucket. Oh, yeah, no You're like oh, yeah, you're like dude. My neighbor was just murder. They're like oh, yeah, were they murdered? No like I saw them they were stabbed at death in front of me. Oh, it was scary Was it a knife for a gun? Neither it was an axe. Oh really? Oh, it's all the shiny. Oh, it's like movies. That seems scary, you fucking bitch.

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On our hard radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get podcasts. So here's what I'm wondering. How bad are these murderers? They're getting caught. Are the cops good? Or are the murderers just like, oh, fuck.

All these people just watched me kill this lady right yeah San Jose murderers are notoriously bad murderers right it's just they're covered in blood and they're like I don't know who did it right there's no way to tell officer no their their main answer is no uh did you do it no uh we know you did you're holding an extra cover to blood no even before this achievement of 100% there are solve rate which is a cool thing to say their solve rate was between 80 and 90 percent whoa okay good on you San Jose good on you. Yeah Both the lowest homicide rate per capita among the nations 50 largest cities The interresting cool

Cool story Oh, yeah, hold on let me get back there now Let's mine something for some comedy here. Robert Kardashian, which he was O.J. Simpson's lawyers, that right? Yeah. I don't know. I think that was it.

Yeah. Robert, his name is Robert. Robert, that's a lame name. Robert is the name of a lot of people. It should be Bobby. Well, wait, it could be Bobby. You don't know him though. It might have been Bobby to his friend.

He's all in your name. His official name is Robert. It should be Bobby Kardashian. But when you get to know, like when you get to know a Robert, that's when you get to call him Bobby. Yeah, that's when you get to know my Uncle Bob was always Uncle Bob. Okay. And when my mom, hi mom, or she's not here. When my mom told me

my uncle's name was Robert, I was like, what the fuck dude? Yeah. It's like you like him. Yeah. When Uncle Bob's name is Robert? No. I have just like the name Robert. We were going to name our child Robert, but I guess not now. So, what's fun about Robert is you've got Bob. Bob, you got Bobby. Yep, Rob. Rob. You got Robbie. You got Robbie.

You've got Bert, if you want it. I know Bert. Bert's a fucking sick ass name. You got Bert, if you want it. Wait, are you stupid? It's pretty cool. It's a fucking dope ass name. Wait, are you saying that every bird that I've ever met,

which is none? We were just on bird christures, like cooking show, or days ago. And also, like, you just referenced bird back or act too. Yeah. I've never met him. And you know, but you know Kermit, and Kermit knows bird and Ernie.

OK, Ernie, I'm talking about here. Shut the fuck up. OK, what's your genius point? You're saying that every Bert is Robert. I think it's either. I don't think every, but I mean. I think people in him, Bert. I don't think Bert is short for Robert because it's BU RT.

I know, I had, yes it is. Bert can be. It's a Campe. If you're a Chrysler's B-E-R-T. That's why I don't count him. That's why I didn't count him. That's why I didn't count him. Oh, his name is your world. He just doesn't exist. Okay.

All right, come on. Just read the story. I'm just saying a couple of options. It's a cool name. So Bobby Cardass, okay. I like this guy. Wanted to marry Priscilla Presley.

Sure. Who didn't? Until she cooked for him. Yeah. Evidently, Chris Jenner was a better cook than, die of man than Priscilla Prusly. What do you think Chris Jenner's like, go to like best dish is?

Shrimp. You said water. Did you say daughters? She'll, I'll serve you my daughters. I feel like that is what happens. She said water, or he said water, but... No, but then I try to make a joke out of it. No daughters was really good and guess what?

You get... Yes, points! Yes, so I mean this is a dumb story evidently. They went on a date and she cooked him asparagus and he was like, fuckin' yuck. Well come on, that's a tough meal. Oh, Jay, get her! Oh, no, you're not. No, you're not.

Yikes. Well, I mean, yeah, that is a weird first date. Like come over to my house, I'm gonna make something that's gonna make your piss smell horrific. Which, by the way, is fucking immediate. Like, when you, does that happen, when you can have a experience? I don't know if it's immediate, but it is fun to wonder how long it takes for your piece to take you. I feel like if I'm out immediate. Like, when you, does that happen, when you can have a experience? I don't know if it's immediate,

but it is fun to wonder how long it takes for your piece to take you. I feel like if I'm at a restaurant. Let's ask the doctor. I feel like if I'm at a restaurant, I'm at a restaurant. He always spells already. A spell.

As soon as you see it, your piss spells. It's within two minutes. You put too many words trying together, they're playing. Sorry, am I bad? What? What, we got some to gather their play. Sorry, my bad. We got some... oh, Isaac. We're done here. We're doing better.

Give us some Q&A's. Those were so hot. You guys have to be... That was you guys, that's very good. I like to drink like you guys tell me something. So you guys gave us some hot cues and we got some sweet A's for you. I'm getting radical. We're not talking about our buzz.

So, so via G, she has, what is your best memory in the Bay? And I'll start off here. Wait, look at this guy, he's getting helped out. Oh, damn. Is he getting helped out? Don't spoil, I do. Wait. Let's applause this guy right here.

I like your style. I like this guy's style. You got it, buddy. He had so many buzz balls, he had to be taken out. I do like that we think he's drunk. He actually just got hit by a buzz ball. best memory. Is that what she said best memory? I would say my favorite memory was when we did Thanksgiving at your house when we used to do like weigh-ins Oh, yeah, and I weighed in like at the beginning of Thanksgiving and then we did like three dinners, right?

Yeah, because we would do like a friends, then another friends giving them like Blake's house, then fucking all over the place. Three or four plays, my mom's got stove top at six. And I'm 18. And I'm 18. From the beginning to the end, like 11 pounds. Yeah, it was a massive increase. Well done dude, that's a Thanksgiving for the books.

Yeah, so that was my favorite memory in the Bay, was how fat I got. Yeah, I don't know what you think's given. That's a goodgiving for the books. So that was my favorite memory in the bay, was how fat I got. Yeah, I don't know what the point Thanksgiving is. That's a good man. Yeah. And yeah, that's a good man. I like that man too. Mine is when my daughter was born here, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? That's a very real. Beautiful. Beautiful. Not your son or what's up? My son was born in Los Angeles. Oh, yeah. So I can do that. I can do that. Beautiful beautiful not your son or what's up? My son was born in Los Angeles

So I can do that I can do that. I knew that so yeah, yeah, you did a dress. Do you have a Bay Area memory? You're looking at it This has weirdly been the tour of places I've swam, and I haven't done a swim meet here. Really? No memories. I have a lot of great memories. A little too many. I've seen like I was there when Jason is re-housing

through the last pitch for the eight. Like we struck that dude out. Oh, right. And then I was here when the Warriors won the championship, that a lot of great stuff. Yup, yup. A lot of great stuff. Party with yep. A lot of great stuff. Party with Clay Thompson after.

Party with Clay Thompson was my little brother, AJ. You got to say how it happened though. OK, so it's like this is fucking good. And this is when the hair comes in handy. Not when it's next to me at the airport. The Warriors had just won the championship in, what was it like, too? Yeah, it's the, no, it wasn't, it is a bagel night. It was not is a bagel night I will because I was here in the bay and they had won the championship

I I was in the car with my brother and cousin Feeck. He's a rapper. He's like a Sikwood at records or whatever we went to this club. Okay, okay That it was the official after party for the Warriors. They just won the championship. I keep saying that over and over again. Yeah, we know. We know. They win a lot of championships. I told my brother to stay close, but he kind of like lagged behind. And the the the bouncer knew me, let me in.

And like as soon as I look back, my brother was not there. He was on the outside. And I'm like, oh, fuck. And they're like, can I get my brother? And he's like, it's not happening, dude. It's like, this is the this is the after party. His hair's too short. I was like, fuck I get my brother? And he's like, it's not happening, dude. He's like, this is the after part. This hair's too short. I was like, fuck, this hair's too,

he's definitely not on your brother. He's too handsome. So I went in, I'm kicking it two shorts there, E-40s there, Javelle McGee's there. Everybody is awaiting the warriors arrival. And I'm like, but I don't have my little brother. I can't. Yeah.

It's my brother. I can't leave my brother behind so I'm like I tell I tell two short sorry, dude I got to leave I gotta go get my brother. He's like I don't give a fuck but okay So I go outside there's my brother waiting I'm like I wish you were never born it're missing the greatest party ever lives. Let's go around the corner. I'm gonna call an Uber, fuck this. We go around the corner, we take a ride, we're walking down, I'm like, you know,

just sad and all of a sudden I hear Blake, like turn around, there's this big black SUV. Okay. Okay. Okay, that's fine. I, I, okay, SUV. Okay. Okay. So yeah, that's fine. I, I, okay. Okay, okay. Okay.

I got a little riled up there for a second. Okay. And the window is rolled down and none other than fucking clay Thompson. Whoa. He's hanging out the window and he's like, Blake, get in. I'm like, and my brother looks at me, he's just like,

jizz and blood and diarrhea. He's like, oh, dude, I'm like, oh, yeah, but then it goes, but not your brother. Yeah. No, we ended up, me and my brother get into Clay's SUV. He fucking, he's like, dude, feel the hat, like Clay's like, feel the hat is still a champagne on it. I'm like, it fucking like smell dude feel the hat like like feel the house to a champagne on it. I'm like

It does it smells like champagne. It really does We go to the back of the club like we wait with the team. It's like Steve Kerr is Everybody, it's a Blake already we walk into the club with the team with my brother It was the fucking best not a real yeah, that sounds dope. Yeah, it was very dope. It was very dope And when we drove home in the Uber my brother looked at me and said I think this was the best day of my life and I'm like Awesome, dude Me too That's dope. Yeah, it was very sick. Very sick. I love it.

Shout out to AJ. Shout out, man. The young go hard. He'll be an Oakland. Commit him. So Marissa Ryan wants to know, what makes you nervous? Ooh. Ooh, what makes you nervous?

I often wonder this about you. Does anything make you nervous? Yes, Adam, you're kind of nervous. Because I feel like I have nerves for everything. And anytime I come to you, you're like, fucking who cares? You're a nurse for everything. Like this fucking crowd.

Yeah, okay. Like do you have anything that makes you nervous? Mr. 40-year-old, why is guy? Yeah. Oh, right up. I don't, I mean... No? See, it's... But there has to be something.

Yeah, there has to be. Yeah, come back to me. There's something for sure. Every, I'm a scary cat. I get nervous. Yeah, Blake's pretty easy. We did like shark week. I don't even, I, sharks. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,. Surprisingly, this kind of shit doesn't bug me,

but that's probably because of the buzz balls. Yeah, yeah, that is it. And we've been performing professionally for like 15 years. So you could still get nervous. Hello. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like spending my entire childhood in a speedo,

you just kind of end up built to be embarrassed or not to be embarrassed about it. You know, we'll slip at the tongue. I think it nervous like right before going out. And I remember I did, like I host, or I presented at the Emmys and like did like this big song and dance. And then like right before going out being like, my heart was a little bit of a flutter.

And then I looked at myself in this reflective like, it was like a poster and I just looked at myself and I go, you bitch. Yeah. Right. And I just went out and say, what are you Kyle? Yeah, I always go, shut up bitch. I always just go like, don't be a Kyle.

And then like, that hell makes sense. I have to. I have too many nerves. I need to. Why? Why? I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I mean, I why I don't know I couldn't tell you I mean I guess it's like fear of the worst case scenario or something you know what I mean if you want to get real

Yeah, but then also you just go what is the worst case scenario you shit your pants and Michael Douglas is in the crowd and he just goes no Michael Douglas just screamed no at me You're like Michael Douglas just screamed no at me. Right. Well, the Emmys, Catherine Tate Jones just pukes. She sees me. Right. And then you go, that's a pretty fun story

to tell on your deathbed. Yeah, you're right. All anything that's like worst case is funny after enough time. Adam just goes, how's the situation to play on my deathbed? Yeah. And then he's good. So Steven M. wants to know, if you were on the game show, what would you do and Mark

Summer will ask you guys? What? Oh, double there? No, it's what, what, what, what would you do? I don't know what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, And the fucking eyeball is like, yeah. And they're like, you gotta go on the pie coaster. And then it was the lamest ride. And you would just like go through like, is that was that was the poster? It was the pie chair that had like all the things.

It was every week with something different. Pie chair, pie coaster, the pie coaster. No one was born when the show was on. I know I know I know what the third one is. What would be your secret talent? Oh, is that what this was about? I feel like for us most of our secret talents we've used them a lot. Yeah, or lack of talent.

That's the secret. I feel like back in the day, if you would have asked me, if you give, like, what could you do? I'd probably just try to fart with my hand and my arm if you don't have this. Let's hear it. Yeah, this is what my mom taught me how to do, man. Hey, it's what my mom taught me how to do.

Let's hear it, dude. Bopal, foul! OK, here we go. Let's see if he's still got it. Arm and hammer. OK, Carl. Not that great. Okay, here we go. Let's see if he's still got it Arm and hammer Kyle not that great. I'm kind of here and it didn't really not that great. Maybe he has to take a shirt off to really get in there No, dude, that worked. This is really fucking hard actually. That was embarrassing. It turns out your talent was, bro.

The one thing you thought was. Why would happen? What am I doing wrong? I know, for mine. It's got to be the deodorant at block there, bro. That's embarrassing. I can pitch for an incredibly long bottom line. Yes, true.

That is true. When I met Adam, I marveled at how long he would urinate, you know, because we worked together and you're on the same pattern, and he would just be at the urinal for a very long time, and then when we would poop together, very quick, very fast. This is before smartphones when you would kind of take a moment, Yeah. In and out. Slides right out of there. It's true. Yep. Do not count.

You know what? I guess I have my like arm thing. Oh yeah. Yeah. Show us. Show us. We got to take a shirt off. Take a shirt off.

I can't. Yeah, one of us will take a shirt off. Can I get your mic right here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. Okay. wait a minute This is so weak We have no talents

I hear it. I hear it. I hear it. Tiggle. Dude, we would have been the worst on what we would have been. By the way, it kind of made a smacky noise, so that was cool. No, that's like a talent. Dude, I'm not going to do something. I'm not going to say I can do something and then not. You have to take your shirt off. I've got nothing. Yeah, maybe if I took it off

Guys, I'll say that these questions here in San Jose historically bad This this one just goes have you ever been white water rafting? That's a great great have. I have. Yeah, I have. That's a great question. Great question, I have. Yeah.

Quick story. Yeah. I went when I was, I guess, six in Colorado. And they were like, you got to be eight. And my dad's like, well, he's pretty tall. I mean, he's probably as tall as an eight-year-old. And they were like, look, you can bring them on if you want, but it's at your risk.

And my dad's like, okay, cool, because we don't want to just leave, we can't just leave. He's like, I don't care if this one dies. The whole family wants to go. He can swim. So I'm sitting on my dad's lap, and we hit our first class, whatever, rapid, and I just fucking go to and slip right down

to the bottom of the boat, and then my dad just goes, and like pins me down between his legs to the bottom of the boat and then my dad just goes and like pins me down between his legs for the rest of the entire ride. And I'm like, essentially below like the outside of the boat, just like, I'm sure it's beautiful. I think you can see my dad's balls. Dude, I love when parents like truly, like your safety was such like a second-eric concern. Like I remember my dad took me hunting. I'm like 11. The shotgun's bigger than I am. He puts me in the back of our truck. It's icy and he goes, we'll just drive around till you see a bird.

So I'm just shivering in the back of this truck. Right. The shot. I'm loaded. My dad stops because we see a bird. I shoot the birds fly away. I miss and my dad goes, we'll catch up to him. Guns it.

I slide, hit the back tailgate, flip out of the truck. We'll load it. We'll load it. Shotgun. Oh no. I'd hit the back tailgate, flip out of the truck. We've allowed it's shotgun. Oh, no. And then my dad just kept driving like a half a mile later until he just sees his like 11 year old in snow pants, really. Yeah. Oh my gosh.

That shit's in the way. The birds, the birds are like, oh Jesus, they're back. Watch this, you gotta see this. I mean a lot of heavy hitting questions here guys. This one just goes, how many squares of toilet paper do you guys use when you're wiping your ass? You know what, I feel like this is our fault though. Like this is the monster we've created.

I like the white water rapids, that was a great question. Yeah, it was a great question. Yeah, it was a great question. Who counts the squares? Who's their counting squares? You count the squares? I tell my kids four squares. I tell my kids four squares. You tell your kids?

Actually, that's probably a good idea. You've never gone into a bathroom after your kids, and you just see nine feet of toilet paper. Yeah, no, no. It's still connected to the thing and there aren't, why don't they're just looking up like, what, this isn't how you do it? The cause of that, you know?

Okay, so it's gonna be four and then you tear, four and then you tear, rinse and repeat. Oh, that's not how I do it at all. I go 36 squares. Oh, dude, that's like, you're just a fucking massive ball. You're like, and you do you. And then you grab it and you pull it out.

Yeah, right? No, yeah, you shove 36 squares up your ass and then you pull it out. Right, that's the best. I know that. That's called the Rapunzel method. Yeah. You guys know I was joking about the four squares.

Yeah, we know. I don't even have kids. Any take-backs, any apologies, any epic giveaways here? Oh, huh. Yeah. You know what? I would like to take back when I try to fight you guys. I really love you guys. I'm having a great time here in San Jose. Just know that there was a huge part of me that right when I said that I wanted to say Santa Cruz just so you guys would be like Fuck you. Wow, that would have been pretty perfect. That's just me being an asshole and that's who I am. Yeah. I've got that super, yeah.

Yeah. Uh, but no, I'm having a great time. So sorry I tried to fight you guys. I love you. That's a good one. That's a really good one. I want to take back that I said, like, Ragey. Ragey. Ragey. You know, it's the best water park ever in existence and Mantika and water world don't even hold a freaking thing. Does it have a straight down slide?

It doesn't have anything anymore because RIP dude. RIP, so I guess it's not anyone. So I would I'd like to take back them closing raging waters that fucking sucks. Yes, that's that's I think you're you're you're we're exploiting takebacks in ways that I get some of my bad. My bad. That's that's undue.

I want to undo the closing of raging waters. Um, like if you had one wish that would be it. If I want to undo the closing of raging waters. Like if you had one wish that would be it. If I had one wish like Ray Jay. Yeah. Let me go to a couple of those. I want to shout out to Ray Cum headphones. You got to take facts. You guys were fucking great. I feel like I didn't cross any lines. San Jose. I'm sorry if anybody goes to this doctor. Doctor, but we do have some epic giveaways in my epic. I mean, so let's bring up some house lights a little bit. Mom, are you here? I see Andrew. Where's Andrew?

I have. There they are. Are you Teddy's here? She did come. I love you mom. Teddy, yeah. Teddy, yeah. Teddy's here.

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