This Is Important - Ep 169: Live From Dallas: Kyle Is Not Doing Well

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

Live from Dallas! Today, this is what's important: Bangovers, Kyle's tattoos, jerking off, drinking, protesting, Jared Leto, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is Talking to Death. New episodes of Talking to Death are available now. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important? I don't want to take a sip of the ass juice. Dude, I'm gonna go get a fuckin' towel or something.

Honey, maybe just go take your morning poop, will you be fine? I have a cookie dick and Kyle's just juicy. Buckle up. Woo! Oh, no! Picks it. I wanted to feel like a fucking Pantera concert in here. Woo!

You're not done, done, done. And you'll blink. what does that mean? Because I don't know. Probably just like maybe some dudes will show us their tits. Yeah! I got it. That's so much. It's happening.

It's finally happening. I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh my god. Isaac, we wish this were you. We wish you would show us your nipples. These boobs are huge Whoa, look at the cross-poster mustache guys. I do love Thank you for coming

So we're a little like coming out we were in an argument with We were in an argument with management because we did have a lot of buzz balls To throw out in the crowd We were told we couldn't we were told we could not throw them out And that's you guys that's you guys booing the management that is not us. Yeah, we like that. That is not us So it was we knocked down dragout. It was a not down dragout, but we respect the management And it's up to you guys to boost head management Because we because we wouldn't do that we wouldn't do that Would you I am respectful of where we perform and they also cut the checks yes

Yes, but also, if you guys cut the shits. But also, if you guys were to say, if you, we want the buzz balls. Yeah. Oh, what? Oh, kiss the ball. And that's up to them. Saying it, and I don't, I'm not saying I agree with it or not. No.

Because, thank you. Oh, buzz balls, buzz balls. Well, so, buzz balls. Well, buzz balls. Because, thank you guys. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, that hopefully next time Pantera performs, they're like, hey man, we want to see you guys react like it's the CII show. And it starts saying, it's Bones Balls a lot. Bones balls, yeah. I don't think they're performing a lot lately. But, no, we don't reach that point.

Hey, maybe tonight. Oh, fuck. What was that mean? That's just your computer though. Yeah, that's just your computer. Yeah, but, yo, this is Calv- come on now. Come on, now. Let's just your computer though. Yeah, that's just your computer. Yeah, but yo, this is cowboy come on now Turn it up in the monitor so I can fuck you here Turn it up in the monitor

Let's put the hair back in force We got the bangers we got the bangers we got a man Oh, yeah, I got the real man We got a banger. Oh yeah, I think it's a real banger. Oh dude. Yep, I'm like the dad of the concert who's like, Your deck's gonna hurt in the morning, son. You know, if we can beat traffic, if we go now.

Yeah, there's, there's a big... Just from that, I broke a sweat. Yeah, there was actually sweating a lot from that dude. I am pretty up close And I'm seeing some titty sweat some under-titty sweat. Yeah, oh BS. No dude, you're I could tell I'm just not coming through the shirt, but I know those titties are sweat. Oh, yeah, well. I just said it was No, I will 100% have a bang over tomorrow. What is a bang over bang over? I like that. I know what a bang over tomorrow. What is a bang over? A bang over? I like that. It does know what a bang over is. I think a lot of people are saying it, but they're like, yeah. And then now they're deducing.

It's like you have your head banging, and it's your head over. No, it has to do with finger banging. Oh, it is. No, no, no, no, it is. It's from head banging. And then there's morning you cannot move your cannot move your neck right dude do you remember You've had a lot of bang overs from your banging Okay, now it's on the podcast forever I've got a wing over I remember the first bang over we had it was after wait We mean you remember you

It was when Andrew W.K. album came out. So you're not saying you're finger-baking like in the asshole. I'm not saying that. I didn't. I'm just saying that Andrew W.K. was out and it was on repeat. That's still schwitsing, bro. That's what it got. Yeah, great.

Good to grab. So who else's, Pantera obviously is from Dallas? Who else is from Dallas? You heard it in your first? No, Macklemore is from Seattle. We covered that. Yeah, you guys. Oh, no! Hey, hey, by the way, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, saying posty. Yeah, oh post Malone. Yeah, all right. That's right. Yo, I will say that by the way

I love post Malone. I think he's cool people stop I've had people stop me at restaurants and be like hey Do you know post Malone? And I go no why would I know post Malone and they go just figure maybe you might run in the same circles Yeah, you do run it you running no circles and I'm I'm like, not a run in Post Malone Circle. I'm not that fucking cool. I don't have tattoos on my eyeballs. No, it's always tired. I'm actually not tired that often.

I'm on a lot of uppers most of the time. Right, right, right. I'm very caffeinated always. Is it zip in your zone? I'm zip in always. Your tattoos are on your eyelids and it says just tap me awake please tap me No, it's it's on my eyelids because you never see him exactly. I'm so hot Kyle. Oh, yeah, Kyle take take your shirt off. I'm really hot. What the hell are you doing?

disaster my guy You're fucking my zaster my guy My I just feel like I just feel like I need to get cozy real quick because I'm hot as fuck Like a little bit of head banging a fucked me up dude. What the fuck is happening? I just and this is why I love Kyle. This is why this is why I love Kyle more than you guys because This is why this is why I look out more than you guys because Because Kyle Is out of shape still man, you're still out of shape, but you're the most in shape I've seen you in years make it comfortable like but you're not afraid to just like let it all flop out By the way this this person right here just they heard you slap with the belly and they crane their neck over that speaker to be like

I have to take a little walk about show the crowd Get on up. You want me to do that? What because the people in the front? Oh, yeah, okay And please don't show them your back Wow, dude. And please don't show them your back. Oh, bow to your sensei. Don't know how I feel about it. I'm gonna go. I'm so glad sounding.

Hey, so I'm gonna get all fucking up. Over here, maybe show the tattoos. Oh, yeah, check it out. What up? So, Kyle, I mean, we talked about this on the podcast before, but Kyle, at one point, Kyle, I mean, we talked about this on the podcast before, but Kyle, at one point, goes, I'm gonna write all the things that are important to me and put them right a bunch of sentences,

put them, jumble them up, and put them on my back. And we're all like, that's a dumb tattoo idea. I heard great ideas. When you said dumb, I heard great. I was like, seems dumb. And then when that comes out of my mouth, that means great for Kyle. Yeah, because it's confusing.

Yeah, and then you got it all tattooed on you and I'm like, well, what are the sentences? And then you go, I don't remember. Yeah, that was the most bummer thing about this tattoo is I didn't keep the piece of paper with the sentences. And there's, and there's, it says hummus. Yeah, it does. There's a word, it says hummus on his back. Well hummus I got hummus because it's got I got humans on the back.

There's there was a said incident I wrote. There was about human. Let me read some of these words. Go ahead. There's a. Hey Kyle. What's up bro? Oh, why don't you stick your finger in my ear bro?

Let me get in here dog. What are you doing? Let me get in here. I got to see it all. I got to see it all. I got to see it all. Do you feel like, hey, you're fucking score-ching girl. I think I might be sick or something. I don't know if you could agree.

I agree. Quit moving. So it says friends. I said I agree. Always. Wizard. Oh, you're regret. Regret.

Regret. Regret. Regret. And regret is bolded and underlined. Right. Fuck, I'll say it. Oh! Dude, he has cry written on him.

Yeah. Cryle, he got family, Kyle. I'd say it's Kyle. I think I just said that. That's bullshit. Yeah, I would cry. Get to me the mom, women, beer, past essential dye with an exclamation point. I remember that was a big one.

Humans, see that's the humans, so the humans, you're at the humans right? Now what does it look like? Wait, no, I said humans, it's hummus dude. Yeah, but there's another one that says humans that looks like a hummus And that's Hummus is over here. So that's why I got the hummus because everybody's so it's like you got hummus tattooed on your back I'm like no that says humans you dumbass hummus is over here It seems like you got a better tattoo artist to write hummus. I did that was

I think it's like you got a better tattoo artist to write hummus. I did, that was the... Yeah, this was all... I didn't do it. I didn't do it, don't want to be. No, no, you were with me because there's been two sittings in the second one. I would never let you do that. Why did your shoes come off? I'm hot, dude.

I got to take up my socks, I haven't done that yet. And by the way, there's also like... You can't see it from the back, pal. There's a couple flies. Bro, something happened, something was triggered. I'm so... I apologize. It's an early apology for this He wrote heat tattooed N. W. O on his body

Bro, give me some sweets out there. Come on. He wrote confuses Weird one insane. That's a good one. Yeah, Julian. Well, that's I got Jillian I got Jillian in Yeah. Just heard it. Yeah. I got Gillian in the same sitting as Hummus. Yeah. All right. But to be fair, you thought, you thought Gillian was an amount of money that you were going

to have. So, Gillian, I'm going to reach for $1 million a day. Oh, you're right. Who with the question mark exists? And, wait, that was points. Yes, points. Thank you, sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir.

Thanks for keeping it up. Hey, would you guys, if we made a t-shirt that had just that screen printed on the back, would you buy that? Yeah. It's kind of tight. Okay, well I'm going to tell our manager to take care of it and you'll never see it. And then we'll never be able to see that. Yes, you'll never do that.

You take your ever-ad to it, Carl? Maybe. Are you OK, by the way? I'm tripping, dude. I'm like, you died tonight, and we're just laughing as you are in cardiac arrest. That's hilarious. It is. It's the funniest way to go.

That will be the funniest way to go. As you come on stage, you sweat so profusely that you have to take your shirt off in front of like 2,000 people. And close, you quotient want sock. Yeah, yeah, I'm just waiting for the other one. I'm hoping I'm cool and down after I take down one. Yeah, I'm not cool and down. But I will say, you're really first, let's stop. Let's move on to something else. First little, no, no, no, no, for literally as, let's just, as zero muscle mass as you get, as how have. Pretend like I'm not here.

Wardet trash. For the amount of muscle mass you don't have, you look great. And I know that you recently lost like 50 pounds. This is a big accomplishment. That's a lot. It's science. So that skin is drooping and weird and funky ways, but it's because you just lost a 50.

And it's going to settle. It's it's gonna settle and he looks great dude I'm gonna go get a fucking towel or something Isaac can you bring me like a towel or a t-shirt or a bus bomb please take your shirt off and give it to Kyle and have him scrub his body yeah something man this is the way dude um are we allowed to talk about what happened to me in my hotel room today? I don't think I know what happened. Yeah, what happened? So, you know, we're on a tour. We're staying in hotel rooms.

That's what we're doing, because we're not... No one's letting us sleep on their couches. What the fuck? Yeah, that is fucked up, if you guys. And we want to stay at your house and on your... Right. I'm not going to ruin that. I'm not going to ruin I'm not gonna ruin your

present um dude so before they're sitting front and center they want your mask oh you want me to do it and then you get it back yeah that's fucking gross they're gonna give it to you later oh yeah oh it's a shirt that says big check hands so people don't, this is where Kyle one time when he tried to fight me and lost. He kept saying, you're lucky I didn't hit you with these big check hands. Damn. He was like black out drunk. He's like, oh, he like swang, but the swings were like a cartoon.

Like, right. Yeah. Yeah, not a good fighter. swings were like like a cartoon like right. Yeah. Yeah, not a good fighter. Pull back. I think putting it on your back between the like non-braithable leather seat there. Yeah, there you go. I'll take anything right now. That might help a lot. Okay. So my story was that. Wait, it's also very sweaty. What's going on? I before the show, as we all do, I was having a szech.

Which is what? What does that mean? I was freaking Jail and bro. Okay, yeah. Okay. Well, the thing we've learned on tour is you have to check if Porto works in every city. Because we were in Salt Lake City, and it just didn just didn't work. The Mormons were like, not here. Through us for a loop. Okay. So we're away from our loving wives and girlfriends

for hours a day. Yeah. See have hours at a time. I have to see what the internet's up to. And so you were, you were dead. Okay, so you were dead on your session. And then he goes to the gym and just puts his hands on everything. Go ahead. No, this was post gym. This is how I come down, brother.

That's not how you come. I noticed we were in the gym together and you left like with like a lot of time on the clock. I was like, oh, I figured we'd kind of be here and you left like with like a lot of time on the clock I was like oh I figured we kind of be here at the same amount of time with enough time to go get showered and ready and come down the lobby And you're like I gotta go. Good. See you. I'm gonna come So go ahead finish your story all these people. It's around like 5.30. So it's like prime J.O. Time right sure Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. The mood has just risen.

And that's the hottest part of the day. You got to relax. And you know, I'm just like kind of like. Is that a thing? No, I was like, you know, I'm like kind of like this on the bed, right? I got it now. I got a peek over the monitor and see what he's doing.

With the phone. But here's the kicker. Hey ladies, down front, it's pretty sexy. There's, here's where it's a word to the wise I was doing it with headphones on all right and these are good noise canceling headphones oh the racons are they're racons? racons shout out to our sponsor. Ragey. So I'm there and like so Ragey these are Rage Headphones. Known for maybe one of the best celebrity sex tapes of all time, Rage, Kim, Kim, K.

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There he is. I got one. Yeah, we'll be with this. I got one you were hell with this hey Thank you Isaac why did rub him down. What are you doing? So Blake let me just have envisioned on your back I'm kind of here. I got the Raycon noise cancler. Yeah, you know, I'm kind of like with my phone Well, I'm obviously touching myself. Yeah.

How close is the phone? Hey, Blake, and how do you do that? No, no, yeah. What point does this become unfunny? Let's figure that out. I kind of, I treat. So one of my hands is out here. I'm squashing my shit, dog.

No, no. As one does. The student's just like working out. I'm going to be real with y'all. I treat my dick like a stress ball. Yeah. My dick is like one of the, you know those things, he squeeze them in the eyes go, and the ears go,

eh. Yeah? Yeah. My dick does that. Sure. I believe that. I believe that. Well, I noticed that my dick is kooky.

Yeah. I definitely have the kooky stick. Blake's stick has personality. Yeah. Say it. I definitely have the kooky stick of our friends. Won't you agree? Yeah, I don't know.

You tell me, yes, I believe it. I believe that. So I noticed that the Blake's stick looks like it's seen a ghost. I know. I know. I know. Ah! Ah! Oh! What? It looks like it's seen a ghost. I know. I know. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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in the van. We're right next to each other. The right next to each other. Well, my immediate thought was like, does this happen to my bros a lot? That was your immediate thought? Yeah, right. So, we're like covering yourself. Yeah, immediately. Not like covering yourself or the bottom line.

Immediately it wasn't like excuse me, me. It's come back later. Yeah, or it was. Excuse me, is this happened to my bros a lot? He's squashing, remember. He is gripping. It was just happened to my bros. Yeah, first thought, maybe when we stopped squashing.

It was actually like, the interaction was super chill actually. I imagine this is something they see. Oh, that was my second thought. I'm like, how often did the bros get caught? And then she must, this must happen. So what was the, did she, because I've had both, I've also had been in this situation. I do it.

I do it. I do it. I've also been in this situation. Then it made came in. Oh, dude, maybe a half dozen. I like doing it. I've also been in this situation. Did a maid came in? Oh, dude. Maybe a half dozen times. I like to do it. Yeah.

During you being offered just being in a compromising position. Like both having sex. And, but that was maybe one time. And six other times is me, J.O. So, but I don't relax in the bed. I'm like practicing calisthenics. Right. So I'm trying to hang from things.

Right. Wow. Oh, wow. No, but no, I know I understand what you're saying, because sometimes they're like, oh, sorry. I'll come back later. And other times they're like, OK, so when do you want me to come back?

They're chilling. They're already scrubbing. They're like, which I I'm going to chill in. They're like already scrubbing. They're like, which I didn't have to, but I mean, as you noticed, we start to do a Mexican accent and bail on it. Yeah, good job, bud. Yeah, you're a good job, buddy. I was like, I don't know, maybe, and then I was like,

maybe I'll just come back later. Maybe I'll just come back later, sir. What's up, I'm Jeff. Yeah. There's a white boy you went to middle school with. later. What's up, my name's Jeff. Yeah. Just a white boy you went to middle school with. Hey, that's a real good thing. That's a real good thing. That's a real good thing.

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You're taking it to the hub? It was casual, though. Yeah, I was kind of there, and then I kind of was like, you know, like squashed it, and then I was like, I kind of side-eyed, and she was like, okay, I'm a dip. Yeah, right. And I'm out. And then when I came out of the room, she was doing another room and she was kind of like, oh, you have like a double goodbye.

Yeah, about what happened in there. She like gave you a water. It's like you need to hydrate. You good, bro? You want the rest of this dude's BLT? In 2017, Libby Caswell was found dead in a motel room in Independence, Missouri. We have a term called JDRLR, which means just don't look right. My name is Melissa Jeltson. I've spent the last year talking to Libby's friends and family, uncovering details of her

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And you're like, let me get one. I haven't heard your answers. Hey, shut up, it's not about you. I'm asking my boys. No. I don't think so, dude. I think that's gross. I think that's sad.

Because I know that these are usually like a midnight to later night order for me. And then they sit in my room per eight hours before I put them out. Oh, see, I don't. I get, I'm like, let's get the stink out of here. I like to, so it gives you good dreams though. Yeah. When you have food smells in your bed. Oh, I find that good dreams when food smells up your bed. Oh, yeah. That's the Anyway, they're discussing tries off a stranger's Fratress have you now have you never done that Blake? What's your name? Right

Is that Blake? Jake Andrew no, I've never done that. Yeah, I mean either Bullshit I'm gonna call bullshit on you this guy sneaking fries. I'm just saying you guys answer the way you answered I answered the way I answer. Lay off, yeah, I'm starving. I know, but I have eaten at a full BLT. And, sure. If you see the little like toothpicks still in it,

good to go. I'm saying, okay, just to... COVID started with me. Right. Right. I'm the Wuhan bat. Yeah. Your patient zero. Yeah, yeah.

I love that. I'm saying wait, okay. But just so- You are a Hello wet. Like a what? Like a market. Like a wet, wet, no curls wet. I'm wet.

I'm going wet as well, too. I'm almost, I'm almost like fucking regulated, dude. I have a cookie dick and Kyle's just juicy My dick is juicy no just your body is bro. Oh I thought you said you have a cookie dick and not An impression of one of my first stand-up bits. Yes, Adam. Have a Like I don't even remember the bit fully. Dude, do you want to stay up there? I think it's going to be a bit.

It's not that it's not that. You do. Yeah, can you do my same bit? I think I can. All right, yes, you can do it. Can I have a microphone or? You mean like, hey, okay, okay, everybody see like, uh, but like Blake, hey, but also do me a hat him.

Hey, dude, you're me and I'll still command the... But like Blake. Hey, but also, Do you mean Adam? Hey, dude, you're me, and I'll still command the stage a little better. I do, look, I'm you. Okay. This is cool. How about you look like a skater begging for money at the beach?

Why don't you touch my dick when I did stand up on it? Yeah, actually, Adam, you do. You always have. Oh. I don't know. It's a nervous tick. fine it more Adam's like No, dude if anything I'm like I'm like This is the impression of himself is so good

Anything that's how many you know how Adam walks to stage from over there is like this No, he goes like this. This is Adam on a standard special walking to stage ready. Yeah ready here comes Adam coming on stage That is true That is true. That is true. That guy seems pretty fun. Oh! I'd party with that guy. Yeah.

And now I know why your body is throwing apart. I am hurting. A lot of things shifted and popped up. Doing those twinkle toes I just did, my hip just fell out of joint right there. My hip flopped out. And my throat flopped out. I hit flopped out. OK, so girls.

All right. So how many of you have noticed these girls wearing these pants with Juicy written across their butt? Yo, right here, bro. I've noticed that. I have. By the way, this is from 2004. So this is a while ago, but yeah.

They're asking, is Jessie? Wait, you look at the girl and you go, damn, that ass has a lot of juice in it. Did you say that? Yeah, I think so. Did you say that? Yeah. You're like, I see that girl's ass and I want to take a sip of some Trumpa can. I thought it was the opposite.

I thought it was the opposite. Yeah, he's the opposite. You don't want your ass to be filled with juice. I don't look at someone's ass. I don't look at someone's ass and think, I want to take a sip of it. That's a pretty good tip. Which is weird because I feel like when you look at a ass,

you do want to take a sip of it. I don't want to take a sip of the ass, do you? You know, a little defensive. I think that's a whole point. You don't want to take a sip of the ass, do you? He little defensive. I think that's a whole point. You don't want to take a sip of the ass juice. He said, I think that's the whole point. This is his premise. Yeah.

That was my premise. Yeah, my premise was, who drinks juice from a ass juice? You don't look at a dick and go, girthy, girthy. Yeah. Oh, that's the first part. Yeah. Yeah, but then remember, you go,

who takes a sip of ass juice and you go, uh, pulpy That always got me. It's a really good joke. Sorry. I didn't do it right and I also wish I kind of remembered it But I've smoked those brain cells away Good. I didn't really bad and I apologize and that will be my take back later I did that joke on live at Gotham which was a comedy central live at Gotham, which was a comedy central standard special for new new faces in the early Oaks. And for you guys, the audience, Comedy Central used to be this channel. Yeah, hot, hot, hot.

Channels were a thing on a thing called television. Do you have any of you seen the show work a hallex before? Yeah. Wow. So it was on one of these old-timey channels. Yes, dude. It was on one of these old-timey channels dude It was on one of these old-timey channels dude. I forget I forget someone was talking about a show And it's when I was shooting gemstones last season before the strike on the bullshit

And I was hanging out with all the like little young PAs and these kids were like talking about some show And I go what channel is it on and they go what? Channel your oldest fuck dude. Yeah, and I'm like what and they go channel dude channels are for fucking free boats and shit Shut up bitch Channel island and I was like so offended that I live and but real talk I guess I'm just old as shit now is my birthday last week. It was 40 now I guess I'm just old as shit. Yes points. This is 40. Hey everybody

Yeah, yes boys and now realistically This is a vodka Red Bull Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, Adam has this look in his eyes. I've never seen before look at him Well now's when he starts to sweat so I tell it's no, I feel great And what's great about me is if you just drink what's good about me Go and you and my heart if you Drink vodka Red Bulls Continuously and never stop a lot of people in their forties slow down with those right right I never did so So I think my heart is built for speed and I'm gonna live forever like He's a bad pie. That's how I feel by the way. How does everybody feel about Adams mustache cuz

Well, see if you notice I get a lot. Thank you and also killer st. I'm getting a lot of applause from the first few rows, and then up top people like, what must I? Right, right, right. Because I had to print last night, we were in San Jose, and my friends were towards the back, and they were like, I do it, I did not know you actually had a mustache. That's hard to see from over there.

And it was pretty, I was pretty offended by that. Like, but it's coming in, it's not coming in white. I like a lot of people that are thinking. are thinking. I'm over white. I'm over all things white. Okay, don't be. Okay. Because you're a facial hair, you're skin tellers. Everything. Yeah, that makes sense. People paper lobster me lies. Yeah, everything white. Lobster me. Lobster me. Lobster me. Lobster me. Lobster me. Lobster lobster meat Lobster meat people call it white lobster meat. It's the white meat is lobster meat, right? Well, I think poor is important though. Yeah, Blake lobster meat as well. I First of all, it's true. Did you come from a family of wealth? They're eating lobster meat so often that you're you call that the other white meat my poor ass family my poor ass

family is calling pork the other white meat see that's what I thought too yeah okay yeah my nickname in high school was the other white meat because there was one dude angry lots of points for that okay yes points well I always I This is a legit question I've had for years, is if you only ate lobster meat, would you shit white? Wait, this is your question you've had for years and we've never heard of it. We saved it for you, Dallas!

Yeah! Wait, by the way, a quick question because I don't believe, like, quick question, is it grand prairie or Dallas? What do you rep? Let's cheer if it's grand prairie grand prairie Dallas Okay, Dallas. Okay, Houston. That is it.

So we know that Houston didn't win, but for me, Grand Prairie might have won. This one's not for points. We're like, P-U-Stam. Yes, points not for points. We're like P you step Yes points It's not for points. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So answer my question. Would your ship be white? I think I think the answer is yes. I'm gonna say the answers yes if you only ate lobster me and water You know and milk No, and milk. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's to be the milk, that's coming out light.

All I'll say is that if your shit is white, it's gonna be one of your last shits. Yeah. I feel like a white walker has just touched you. Right. Honey, you've just been touched by a Game of Thrones white walker and then this shit just comes out a white icicle in your dead. Honey, I'm pooping white. I think we should say all the things we never said.

It's a matter of time. Sweetheart, I just took a big ol' white shit. You don't want to get up, I love you. You looked out of the toilet and you're like, where is it? Where is it? What the fuck? It's like when the predator has the camouflage, he's can't. Yeah, it's exactly that. You need heat vision to see your shit.

We are, bring my heat vision goggles in here. She's like, oh, are you looking at how hot your shit is again? Honey, it's the matter of life and death. I need the goggles. Babe, that's what I'm afraid of. It's not hot. It's frozen. It's ice cold. Winter is coming.

And so am I. I will say that it sits from the topic of diarrhea. Okay, wait, are you going there? It's so weird for us. I will say that the day that I had the rotisserie string come out of my asshole. Diary of yeah. And you know, some people listen to podcasts,

some other people are fans of Workaholics, and so they don't really know. But one day, maybe a six months or so ago, I took a shit in an eight inch long rotisserie chicken string. Came out of my asshole. Dude, super scary. Because one, I'm like, how fast am I eating rotisserie chickens? I don't notice that I'm eating a total chicken string.

And also, what's happening, what's coming out of my body? I was like, is this, you know, you hear that there's, like amoebas inside of people's bodies? Yeah. And you see like those videos of like wildlife, like bears. And they have the like, what are they called those? It's like a tapeworm. Tapeworms.

Tapeworms. And it's like 13 feet long, and they're just like rummaging for trash, and you're like, I'm all trash eating bear. I'm getting harder. And turns out I'm getting better. But there was a moment there, and that I was like, I'm gonna die.

I'm just hyped you didn't like shit out a whole ass rib cage or some shit. Like you didn't, you didn't, of the chicken. Oh, sure. Yeah, I guess that too. I guess I had that concern. I just kept it to myself. You didn't eat any bones, right?

This wasn't a, as far as I know, no. We ate the bones. We look commercial. Was it where it was like I ate the bones Yeah, what is that like was that KFC? I think it was boneless like It must have been a boneless chicken commercial. Let's take 10 minutes to just talk about it It has to be a bonus something because the bones are gold. Did you guys know anybody who had a black toilet growing up? I've had a black toilet in a house. Wow, okay, I get there's a lot of money here in Dallas.

I heard a lot of like, yeah, for sure. We knew a lot of money or a lot of your friends parents were Coke dealers. Right, right. What was with that? The people who had a bathroom with a black toilet, for sure the walls were all mirrors. Yes.

Yeah, or they're all black. Whoa. Yeah, it's either that or the mirrors. Yes. Or they're all black. Whoa. Yeah, either that or the mirrors, yes. Also, I don't get, I don't why. Well, I feel like that's preferred. Why do you think you don't see the shit? It makes a lot of sense. Yeah, and you don't see like any streaks on it or anything

like that. There's nothing. I picked Chico. We just redid our bathrooms. I was like, maybe we go all brown for this one. Nice. That's a good idea. I did it. I picked a Chloe. We just read in our bathroom sounds like maybe we go all brown for this one We were like a blue blue thing you know No, the toilets white but everything's blue in there

Dark bathroom. I actually preferred to take the lights down when I shit I don't know that you do is. You do, you fucking dirty. I like to blindfold myself. What? Yeah. Yeah. What, it's like a real central process. Sensory deprivation. Honey, where are my nipple clamps? I need to poop.

Yeah. You know it's a whole thing. You know that it's not going to happen if I don't. It's white. What? Hit them with the points, Blake. Oh, yeah, you got some points. Yes, points.

That's just having fun and talking. So wake up. You blindfold yourself when you take a shit? No, no, I don't actually do that. But I have been like, you don't. You lie, Joss. No, no, I'm just saying I have been. I never knew if you're joking or not.

I have been on a schedule, or I'll shit my mind. Right when I wake up. And it's dope, because it's still dark out. And like, I just turn the lights down. It's like, it's just like cool. And like, it just turned the lights down. It's like, it's just like cool. I don't know. Oh, cares. Yeah, I don't even know how I started talking about this.

But you know what? Why are you getting up so fucking early that it, you're getting up at like 4 a.m. Dude, I pop up at like fucking 5.30. I don't know what the fuck is going on. Is this just that life? Is this what I have to look forward to? This was when the demons start telling

Yeah, this is this is demons. This is one Kyle just screams into his pillow for 15 minutes and shadow boxes in the corner and his wife is like You good? Yeah, honey. Maybe just go take your morning poo poo. You'll be fine I already did thank you Get out Get out Are Get out. Are you talking to me or the shit? Yes, points. Get out.

OK, self points. I'll take them. Yes, points. Oh, no. Hey, Isaac, I need another fricking beer out here, bud. Eugh. Bopal, bopal, bopal. Hey, you guys have a view.

Is this? Do people find this move gross? I know a lot of girls find this move gross, but do you guys find it gross? Like, where you take a little grease and then go like, grease from your face and you like kill the bubbles. Hey, is that cooler, is that gross? Cool?

Yeah, but. Hey, hey, hey, okay, is it cool? Or is it gross? Pretty even. I would argue that it's not cool. It's definitely not cool. It's just fine. Like, it's not cool to blow your nose. I remember the first time I saw Mike McCoy do it in high

school I was like this is the coolest thing that you can do yeah yeah I've never seen anyone outside of you do it I think it might be some like Midwest shit yeah we did it it was a high school thing like you have so much grease in your face I think Texas is trying to wrap it yeah but in high school you have so much grease in your face that you can just just trying to rep it. Yeah, but in high school you have so much grease in your face that you can just take the head off of any... But what is it doing? What is the rebel start?

So the grease makes the bubbles dissipate faster so you can then pour the rest of your beer in your cup. Why is the grease making the bubbles go away fast? Because of science. It's science. Oh, right. Yeah, because of its science. It is. It's what the, right. Yeah, because of its science. Because what property is that?

Yeah. So it's actually like a dope thing that I did in a lot of people. Respect it. We didn't get the long stars of it, motherfucker. Oh, yeah. Brian, that'd be sick. Is that a Texas-wide beverage? I'm hearing a nests. I think they were claiming like Shiner

Boc a little harder. Okay. So then let me take back the last 30 seconds. Chris, we didn't know Shiner Boc. You lose. I do love Dallas. I always have a good time here. I was always jealous of Texas, because Texas, because you just watched some movies and you watched TV shows and you're like, right, name two, go. It seems. He's like that. We're like Friday night live.

Dallas, yo, dude, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm with you. And Dallas, my, after the show, Dallas. Oh, you are? Yeah, there was a guy on there named like Blake Carington or some bullshit. Yeah, some bullshit and what's he like a sexy? Dude, I've never watched the show. It's like getting all juicy to this guy to masturbate She was masturbating in a hotel room and a mate came in and she's like She's I'm just naming my son

Sorry, it's cool if you think about what you were just saying. I'm just naming my son. She's just masturbating and not pregnant or having sex. And I was talking about my mother. So that is, I'm going to hell. Mom was named after, so I mean, no, it's so, I guess I'm going to name my son Danny Tanner. You're right. I really respect it. Your son of Dallas is what you're saying. I guess I'm gonna name my son Danny Tanner I really respect Your son of Dallas is what you're saying. I'm a son of Dallas I'm an honorary son of Dallas what always seems so much fun to like grow up here

That's what I was gonna say it seems like yeah because it's just wide open spaces man big space probably a lot of dirt bikes out there room right it also I would do it not like a negative way seems like suburbs yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah definitely pretty suburbs yeah that's not bad that's not bad bro by group and Omaha Nebraska it felt very similar we would have been suburbs we we we would do a lot of drinking in cornfields. Like a buddy of mine just posted like, we used to go, he was from Miami and it's like, yeah, we used to drink 40 ounces of mad dog on this, mad dog 40, 40 on this beach.

It's out beach. And I go, oh, I just think the exact same thing, but in a shitty cornfield, 30 minutes outside of Omaha. Did you guys do barn parties? Go big red. Dude, fuck yeah. Look at that. Interesting.

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I actually remember we I've been to Dallas before what's's the really, really, really rich neighborhood in Dallas? Highland Park. So you remember we were out here with Teddy and we- Anyone that has a black toilet lives in Highland Park. Yeah, these properties were fucking massive. They were massive. And we were just riding bikes through the neighborhood. How old were you? This is not long ago.

We were drinking pearl light. Do you guys know about pearl lights? We had the show. We were doing workaholics with this stuff. Why were you riding bikes through Dallas? We're looking for kids. We were looking for kids. We were looking for kids after like a few weeks,

a few years ago. No, we were just like, let's go ride bikes through the rich neighborhood. That'd be fun. why were you in Dallas? To visit Teddy you say that like it's part of the tourism board attraction Okay, so come rope a steer Rich neighborhood remember the cool statue of the horse and I climbed up on it And we pretend like we were riding the statue. That was fun dude. It was cool because Riding bikes I was so I was so drunk that I was legit like throwing up as we were I thought that was that I remember we were riding bikes puking riding bike

Stringing riding bikes puking riding bike Stringing you you were part of this I was there. Oh, so this is over 10 years ago This is over 10 years ago a couple of years ago This is over 10 years ago. You said a couple of years ago. How much does a couple? A couple's 10? A couple of in 10 years. No drinkies. Yeah, like that. Yeah, I've been sober a couple years. I've been sober almost 10 fucking years. Give it up for Kyle.

Hey, what I'm getting is you weren't- Yes, points! Hey, let's all raise our beers up to Kyle. Yeah, how about a toast? A toast to Kyle. You have our toast and alcoholic toast. Take the guys to Chicago for stopping drinking. Some of us got a note when to stop, and I haven't learned that last night.

I'm kidding. I love you too, man. Thank you. I'll be glad. OK, so I guess I'm getting, you weren't like 37. You were like 29 or 28. Yeah, around there. I've got a couple of years old.

I was a couple of years old. Now I get it. A couple of years together. Yeah, we were riding bikes. We're throwing up. It was cool. And then I realized the next day we were in Texas and I probably could have got my ass shot, right? Yeah. What just for riding a bike? No. Yeah, in Texas. I like it. Everybody here goes, yeah. It's the worst that you can do. For the most part, you can ride bikes. No, not in that. You can't.

Not with this hair. Now with that hair. Now with that hair. Woo! I'll put it now. Take it out of here. And, dude, that's what I'm saying. I've seen the end of Easy Rider.

Those guys get blown away from having long hair. I got scared as hell. Yeah. And the other guys. But Daisy Abuse is said in Texas Texas and they all got long hair and different times different times they got rid of them. Yeah come on lots of people in Texas have long hair. Yeah. I saw the guy. I saw the guy. Yeah. I see a long hair right there.

I don't think it was so much my hair as it was I was throwing up in people's front yard. Well, that was good, man. I think we were also trying to hop fences and get in the pool. We were also trying to hop people's fences. So it's crazy. Legit, we probably should have been job. Well, by the way, those are all things that you do as children,

which are very fun. It's cool that you did them as 29-year-old men. Right. Like I said, man, it's time years. Like I'm like anywhere outside of Los Angeles, 29-year-old men have real jobs. Right. They have families.

They have mortgages. I feel like I was wearing an all-over print curment the frog. Jesus. You're fucking disaster, my God. Just a moving target. I do like the idea that you were in so many people's sites. And then they were just like like not worth it. No

They're like holy shit. It's the fucking one what the long hair from the workaholic show You guys see the news article about that like 75 year old guy that just like it was a climate control Were they laid down in a freeway? What and then climate control where they're like, I just think. You know, like climate control activists would like lay down in freeways, super annoying. Yeah, like, we get it.

None of us like the fact that our world is ending, but also I gotta get it work, you know? And a V8 sounds pretty good. And you're like this sucks, but also maybe don't like smash a painting or lay down in a freeway, And there's fucking loves paintings. And it sucks that this fucking psychopath 75 year old guy just came out with his gun. Just murdered a bunch of people. What the hell? Just shot them. So they were doing the protest and he

shot the protest. Yeah, he just like got out of his car. I was like, look at you do do do do do do do do do and then I was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. When and where? Just like today, I think I saw the news article. What the hell? And there's like crystal clear photos of him shooting this gun. Okay, this is sad. Well, yeah, I mean, it is, but it's also like...

What? You say Panama? No, they said it's in South America. Oh, it's in Panama? Oh, the place that... Oh, never mind. The place that came back to the Van Halen song. Yeah, but I mean, it's just, it's in South America. Oh, it's in Panama. Oh, the place that's themed after the Van Halen song. Yeah, but I mean it's just it's fucking wild that

that this is what it's come to. I'm just saying maybe Adam the get up and preach. Adam. I'm all in. Don't lay down in freeway. Right? Right now, are you siding with the murder? Yeah, I know. I'm not. I don't think anybody should get murdered. But some psychopath might murder you, too.

Right. You lay down in a freeway. A psychopath might do some psychopath shit. This is, like, now I've learned, when you're driving, he's 40 now. Every the cycle passes all around you There's cycle pass all around you it happened like that this dude used to walk around willy-nilly no concern And I turn 40 now I want to be made out in a freeway and now I'm like Maybe everyone deserves to die

You want to make? OK. Remember? So I get it. When you're driving around and riding a bicycle in Texas, you might get shot, too. I'm just saying. OK, I won't fucking ride a bike in Texas anymore. Jesus.

I'm just saying. Who are you Lance Armstrong? You won't point through that? Well, it doesn't ride a bike in Texas anymore. That's fucking it's points. That was a come out. By the way, let's talk about Lancers second. Okay. You want to talk about? What a stunt.

Yeah, hell yeah, right. Remember when no one knew about bike riding and then he was like, I'm the best and we thought it was cool. And then he was all juiced up and you're like, and people hated it and I was like, yeah, that's tight though. Yeah, and you're like, Oh, now you give a fuck?

Who gives a fuck? He had you go into the post office thinking you were part of a team. Did he? Yeah, because he wrapped the post office. The US post office with their jerseys. And you'd go to the post office and you'd feel like a little cyclist.

Terz, you are very much talking just to yourself right now. No, no, no, I feel this is pretty niche. And even though I think this crowd You are very much talking just to yourself right now And even I think this crowd's got some lanterns fans That he so wait he rode for the US postal that's too specific the postal service. Yes, that's fucking cool. I need help. I want to be a mailman now. Too late. Too late. Damn, that's crazy.

Do all post men do steroids? I do it. If you look at the calves on them. The dude. For sure. Oh, massive. Next time you see your mail person, look at their calves. Yeah.

They're all pretty elite. They're pretty cute. It's crazy. Like, no one you see some calves and you can tell that person lost a hundred pounds or more. Because you're like, no thin person has calves that big. And then you go, hey congrats on the weight loss and they go, thank you. Thank you so much.

How did you? You just go the calves. And they know how to see your calves, dog. My calves. Oh, see? You just drop 50. and they know how let's see your calves dog my calves You just draw 50 maybe there are five you got to be at least three bills for a decade to get the calves Oh really Yeah, really nothing You're not bad Oh shit, you're the lighting look at definition hello Oh Shit Definition hello

This guy used to be 250 I was 270 playboy. Oh my god Two sallys bragging about it. Yeah, well, I was depressed in Toronto during COVID. I fucking mate I ate like pretty much a steady diet of macrones I ate like pretty much a steady diet of macarons. Is that what they're called? Macarones? Macarones? Macarones? The little fucking burgers that are made up of food.

He was like, what are those cookies that look like little cookie cheeseburgers? No one knows what he's talking about because you couldn't describe it. But then when you think about it, you go, yeah, that's they are little cheeseburgers. That's what we do. Are macarons? Macarones? Macarones. Macarones. Macarones.

You're eating fried macaroni. You're eating fried macaroni. Macarones. You're eating fried macaroni balls. Wait, what the fuck are they? You guys are saying how different things are? Macarones. Macarones.

Aren't there two things that are macarons? Aren't also macarons like... They're the coconut joints. Yeah, the coconut joints. Those are macarons. So there's macarons, macarons, and macaroni, that's crazy. And macarons. Is when I go to the drive-through.

The English language is bizarre. It is. Macarons, I believe, is pretty some hot topics. Oh, okay. Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah, we're going to cover some news. Let's get in some news. So this is the news, and I'm sorry sorry I brought up a guy shooting people earlier

That was a little speed bump Well, you know literally It was a good point for that actually Yeah, it's a point If you want to be a Protester Someone might shoot you right? He's crazy It's crazy There's a risk in goal

I think that's the point. Just do the news. The protest is the risk. And then this psycho-path might shoot you. But yeah, stop it. I'm in a good hand. He's probably very funny. I don't know.

You think he's funny? I bet he's telling jokes that really go there. Go ahead. Jared Leto. Nice. What did he cut out? Yes. What did he cut out? I don't know.

There he goes. Jared Leto climbs the Empire State Building. I saw that. Dude, Jared Leto sucks, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Leto do that guy sucks. He climbed the Empire State Building that's fucking dope. Dude, there's the biggest building here tonight. Die Okay, I don't know I just I just wait a minute about you actually. I don't know. Yeah, I don't think I don't think I do you think Jared leto Doesn't suck name three things you like about Jared let all of his fucking dude, okay? Okay, you're gonna regret this no

Okay, okay, you're gonna regret this. No, no, what do you like about Jared? I like his hair when he accepted this the Oscar. No, yeah, no His hair was only good in panic room. Go ahead And fight club actually I just honestly I follow him on Instagram And I just think like all of his drip videos are really fucking cool. Just where is the dumbest clothes? No, oh fuck you know what? Yeah fuck Jared let oh, yeah just think like all of his drip videos are really fucking cool. Where is the dumbest clothes? No. Fuck. You know what? Yeah, fuck Jared Leto.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys, this whole fucking room just swayed me, dude. Two Kyle's point, fuck Jared Leto. I believe in our earliest episodes. That's what we said is we would. Or I said I would fuck. We're gonna have to go to fucking Jared Leto early on.

It was like if I'm going to, he's probably the guy. And Kyle, you mean he looks like a woman? Right. Yeah, I guess that's right. He looks. And he climbs buildings. What do you mean he looks like Kyle? Hey, well, man, that's why I like him.

No, he doesn't. Yeah. Different. And Kyle, your on record as Jared Leto is the best Joker as well. You have said that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He did. He said, I'm not a big fan of this.

You're not a big fan of this. You're not a big fan of this. I'm not a big fan of this. You're not a big fan of this. Right before the show, he's like, hey guys, before we go on stage, I just want you to know, Jared Leto is the best Joker. Wait, fuck. I'm fucked.

I'm fucked. So evidently, he's the first person to legally scale the 102 story Empire state building Jared let him in he sucks dude Also, yeah fuck this guy. Yeah, so also legally. Yeah, what a door. Honestly Permission to do it. I bet there's a bunch of cool ass homies and you fucking scale that shit right like King Kong and shit Yeah, exactly. I don't give a ho!

King Kong was like, and it was to promote his world tour for his band 30 seconds to... Pfft! I don't give a ho! But you know what? We're talking about it. Yeah, no.

Yeah, and then he goes, he told NBC today show, my girl Hota, he was like, I was more excited than nervous to tell you the truth, but I have to be honest, it was very, very hard. It was a lot harder than I thought it would be. And then he goes, hold up.

I don't know, that's what he said. So he makes noises like that too. So at the end of saying that sentence, he goes, oh, yeah. So I guess he's like, I guess he's a bitch, dude. Dude, I'm liking it more and more and more of the more we talk about. Yeah, yeah.

I'm seeing little. He's dope, dude. He's dope. Yeah, and then he goes, I made it to the top. Yeah. That's the whole thing. Dude, he's a whole thing. Ah. Dude, he's a bitch.

Ouse but whole. Alright, hey, by the way, I want to say, and I want to stand on record by saying, what Jared let us do. And I hope I run into him someday. And he doesn't know who I am. Yeah. Because that's what happened when I ran into Adam Levine. He was like, who are you?

And I'm like, I have beef with you and he's like, cool. Why? Had we got here? I do get so close to me. But wait, so finish the relevance to that. No, so he just made it to the top of the embarrasite. No, no, no, you and your Adam Levine thing you were like hey, we both get messages from each other

You must get a bunch that say Adam behind the pop before I go I was at a Halloween party and So I'm dressed as a fucking wizard, you know, and Give me a hell yeah, so I know wizards and they're able to give me cool outfits, you know, and So I have a sick wizard outfit because a real wizard gave it to me and I'm at the bar and I look over and Adam Levine is there and I go hey man Your name's Adam Levine. I'm Adam divine. It's one letter apart. I get mistaken for you all the time It's one that are apart. I get mistaken for you all the time where they're like oh my god Adam the Adam divine is such an amazing singer. I'm here at his concert tonight and it'll be a video of your concert And then I go I'm sure you get it sometimes for me to where you're like he's so funny

He's at a the comedy show look at him go and then he looks at me and he goes I've literally never gotten that So look at him go and then he looks at me and he goes, I've literally never gotten up. Oh, he's got the moves I checker. Oh, is that a song of his? Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, I was doing it, that was good. I didn't know. Yeah, you did.

I didn't know what it was. I didn't know what that was. I didn't know what that was. That's Moroon five. Would you rather fuck Adam Levine or Jared Leto? I guess Adam Levine is a little more substantial of a man. I feel like Adam. It's not a fuck him. All right.

Hit me with it. Run. Fuck Jared let him Now I don't want to fuck him but fuck him okay, well, I'm with it. Okay, so so here Harry styles divides fans by debuting a new shaved head Would you would you fuck Harry styles? Oh? Hello 69 a new shaved head. Would you, would you fuck Harry Styles? Oh, hello. 69, dudes. I don't know, I wish Blake would debut a new hairstyle.

We're all getting sick of this one. Dude, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. And I know, and I know, and I know. I know, I know. We all love what we know, but then he mixes it up and you all jizz your fucking pants. Yeah.

Give him a shot He's as weird as head. I live by one rule and it's friends don't let friends get haircuts, okay? Well Blake, yeah, how come every like three weeks to a month you allow me to do it Maybe we're not friends anymore Just kidding you're my best friend You know my best friend You're my best friend Dude we got to bring the guitar out one day. I would have saved the whole damn thing. I love that too So evidently cut his hair who gives a shit?

I don't think I'm ass news I do like how we're just talking about hot guys tonight It takes one to know some right, butly, so here's the last news article. Okay, wait, let's get it off. Let's hit it off. Big last one. So Chicago Hot Dog King Portilos inches closer to Dallas with New York City.

You're gonna get a Dallas Portilos, which is very exciting. You're the first one to get it. At the workaholics, like rap parties and stuff, Ders would always get us Fertilus. Yeah. It's already open, it's here. It's already open.

Well, let's go! Let's go! This is a shitty news. It's fucking legit. I grew up in Chicago, Portilos was a thing, and you gotta get that cake shake Well, it says the Arlington restaurant will do an official ribbon cutting on Tuesday November 14th at 10 a.m Okay, okay, so you're two thousand and early. Yeah

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And now for a little Q and A. Hi, we're you. Sir, a tits. Hi, I think so, your tits. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. Yeah, take it off. I did mine. Pongra, getting radical. So that's Isaac. We got him on the songboard now.

I don't like you guys tell me to show my tits We play him off for me please just play this play him off punk rock getting radical Drinking with atoms always fun I like getting weird with Kyle Does he fuck you? No, man come come on, we just talk about like ghosts and shurs. Alright, so you guys have some hot cues and we got some sweet sweetes. Alright. So Charles Hath goes, Who would you portray in a movie about your life? Or who would you portray?

No, I read that wrong. Who would portray you in a movie about your life? Oh, fucking Milado, dude. Oh, yeah. That was both of that. Yeah, can you imagine it, Trigger? I would, I'd watch the fuck guy in the movie. Every fucking dumbass thing you do is super like sexualized.

So, you're slinking everywhere. So, tell us about your body transformation, Jared. Yeah, he hits a pickleball movie. He just starts at 27. Jared Leto is water trash. Dude that'd be epic. Blake what about you dog? Yes points. I think who would who would be me shut up bitch. So we said paratop and Blake and Blake said, Chetabitch. But also, good cast. Yeah.

It's pretty good. Yeah. No, man, obviously, Cara Delevingler. Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah, I don't know. I guess I could just, I could go the same route as Blake and name the person from Game

Overman. He was Mark Paul Gosler. Who then, this is kind of funny. Have we talked about this on the pod? I don't think so. So in Game Overman, at the end of the movie where we wanted to make our own game, he was like, you guys should be in the game.

We were like, great. And he's like, but I'm going to replace you with famous people. And we go, got it. So we each picked somebody to represent us. I believe Adam was Sean Aston. He was Cara DeLavine. I was Mark Paul Gossler. Cut to a couple years later. I'm on this pilot for mixedish, which is a spin-off of Blackish. Uh-huh. Right? Yeah, right? So we got one huge fan then. They fired me for being two jacked, basically.

Uh-huh. And replaced me with Mark Paul Gosler. Fucking insane. They did wrong. They did wrong. Yeah. Okay, Adam. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

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But like he would die young. Wait, who's the guy who was eating people and shit? Army, fire, fire. You would be Army, fire, fire. Wait, what's that? Allegedly. He wasn't eating people he wanted to eat people. Yeah, it was talking about it.

Yeah. By the way, very funny. Yeah. That's a funny thing. Allegedly. I want to eat people. It was talking about it. Yeah. By the way, very funny. Yeah. That's a funny thing. Allegedly. I want to eat people. That's funny. So both of you guys did your game over, man?

Yeah, I feel like my own would be Lena Dunham. Lena Dunham. Yeah. Not bad. Yeah. Bro, that is actually perfect cast. Yeah. She could do it.

Like Lena Dunham, how I am right now, you know, she could do it. Yeah Little little jumping Lena Dunham with the mustache. Yes, points I like that dude. I wouldn't watch that movie. I've watched the fuck out of that move So what's your go-to hangover remedy hurt you Christina and How would you describe your but hole with a novel title? And how would you describe your butthole with a novel title? That's how you point the whole and Kyle us that one, but a novel title like a book. We don't know books like the Andromeda strain. You want points?

Yes, points. Because when you poop, you strain. Yeah, oh, yeah. My butthole would be the busy world of Richard scary. Okay, my man's got a two-year-old. Dark Crystal. My but hole would be the busy world of Richard scary Dark crystal damn My name would be hatchet by Gary Polson My but hole would be the green mile Oh my god, that's a... I guess that's a book. That's a novel, huh? Yes, boys!

That's what I... So do any of us have a hangover remedy besides the horror or alcohol? I remember what it was when I used to drink. Just fucking smoke weed. Yeah! You just wake up and you fucking start to smoke weed and you're good to go for the rest of the day. Um, mine is... I derived a bicycle through rich neighborhoods

mine is panda express Yeah, right now, yeah, you need a quick 8,000 calories in the morning when you wake up I need to just stop it up boost of sodium. Yeah, sorry Panda expresses what you need your butthole or that's the It's my butthole okay okay in my hangover here So Bri Wolfbane wants to know what cool thing that is a dude real name Millenia right a fake name on here. So his name is Bri Wolfbane and he goes Were you guys able to do every bit in joke or was there something this studio said By the way misspelled said

Like S.E.D. S.A.I.N. Okay, saying that's gotta be a capital D No, that's saying that's I'm saying I'm saying No, that's saying that's I'm saying I'm saying I'm trying to say something like did they say something like No, this is how you describe your bottle with a novel title

It says it says the same shit and then it says fuck by a calm It says the same shit and then it says fuck by a calm. Okay, yeah. Okay, very cool. Yeah. What? Yeah. So if you guys want to say fuck by a calm, that's totally... Care amount plus.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's angsty night tonight. Very angsty. What was the first... Yeah, so are you skipping that one? Yeah, were you guys able to do every bit or choke? Yeah, eventually.

Yeah, I would say for the most part we we wore them down, and we were material. Yeah, the one Adam had that one bit about, I'm just kidding, I was gonna say something about it. The one we really fought for was when we did the Unburnable American Flags, and at first they were like, that's, we can't do that. And then we're like, what if our characters

were on a bunch of Coke when they did it, and they're like, okay, that's all right. Good to go, good to go. Well, I feel like they didn't want us to do the bit where Kyle wanted to cut his dick off. Right. Because, you know, trans issues and stuff and they were like, well, we can't do this because of trans issues, we don't want to offend anyone. And we're like, but Kyle, the character, Carl, the character hates his dick because it's caused all the problems in his life

Yes, and they were like alright and we said it's kind of offensive that you're equating this to Transitioning to be honest. Yeah, and the call was very quiet. Yeah They were like yeah, okay, you do it. Yeah All jokes through. So Sandra, Bolton wants to know, what was your favorite episode of the show to make and does Durs dad really have a legit bat? He did like, Durs dad's father have a huge cock. Wait, I can't answer that one.

Yeah, I can say I've never seen Durses cock Hey, hey cool way to clear the air on that one I always wake up in the morning and I'm like has Blake seen daddy's deck I like that I like that I got so defensive like I've never seen Durses cock Say dad I like that I got so defensive like I've never seen Terz's cock that I didn't say dad. I've never seen Terz's cock. I've seen Terz's cock. Does me have you? Yeah.

When? Don't worry about it. I'm not telling. No, I actually walked in on him as he was standing up from the toilet and he goes like and the dick goes like and I I was like, nice dick. Where? Wearing some of our hotel rooms somewhere, and I like came in the bathroom, and you stood up from the toilet, and I saw your dick go. And I was like, sick dick, dude.

Hot, hot, hot, dude, I came. I guess I'm gonna come and the door was open It was sitting no you were sitting on the toilet you must have been shitting and Did not lock the door and I walked in the bathroom right as you were standing up and it was for me Perfect timing. Yeah, and it was the perfect timing you You, me coming through, and you, at the exact same time. Yeah. I love you. You want to hear something crazy?

I was sitting there, mashing it. Like a fucking stress ball. And I was like, wait a minute. It's a door open. It's for that knob to jiggle. Yeah. I like that you said, the thing that you're like, you said sit cock, like it was like a 90s movie and it's like

I was like Yeah Your favorite decade sit cock, bro. Yeah, I'm it's not like legendary, but yeah, it's a just a Ciccac Your cock or dad's it's Thor Sammer. Yeah, your dad's cock rock So what was your favorite episode of the show to make? Make to make to make what was the one where we read the when we were in the when the the go carts all day Oh, that was the time chair time chair. Yeah, yeah, yeah

Hearts all day was fucking cool. That was the best day at work. Well, I don't know I was pretty great. Yeah, that was a day day of work. Well, I don't know. I feel like pretty great. Yeah, that was a good day. We were crushing that day. I feel for me, it's all the first maybe season or two of the show where my favorite and even my most favorite to make, because everything was so new. It was also exciting still. Yeah, it was very new.

You know, like when we did the office camp out when we did the mushroom, that episode for me, it was very you know like when we did the office camp out when we did the mushroom Yeah, that episode for me it was like so fun It was like the second or third episode in of us shooting right and it was so fun for us to do still and right I mean, it's still very fun, but it's like when it's new. It's exciting in school Yeah, and we're still fighting for every Joe could be like office camp out Maybe we should sleep on set and actually do a camp out here. That would be fun Yeah, being shirtless on a roof at night with my friends. Yeah, so dream come true

Dream come true. Thank you guys for allowing us to have that show because without People watching it. They were not allowed it. So we really thank you People watch it and they were not able out it so we really thank you So Sylvia oh what's it know what's your favorite go-to karaoke song and can you sing a little? The one I sing when I go to Sing it sing it stand up and sing it Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's forepost bed Warner trash Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring

Lot of the words on the screen and I do it's karaoke It's fucked up, I don't remember the thing Shut the fuck up, I'm on the other day Don't worry, I'll take it I'll sing I see I see Get up Get on up Stay on the scene Get on up

Like a sex machine Get on up Get on up Stay on the scene Get on up Like I said, it was my turn Get on up by like I said By the way like James Brown stood but the guys saying get on up every time for the whole song

You gotta give credit credit to you guys. I've got paid a little more because real they're carrying that song Yeah, okay, Durs for me any a landess go ahead Give us some Give us some come on. There's give us some doors. No, I'm kidding. I guess you know what the one I do like to throw on is Stand up do it We don't need another Pro yeah, that's all I know yeah, yeah Yeah You guys are kidding the word is a pitch perfect. Yes, and it is St. John's for but I love dude cuz I'd karaoke the fucking place goes off dude. It's

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Oh. I don't know. Liz, you're not his brother. What is your favorite male-order comedy sketch? I don't know. Liz, you're not his brother. What is your favorite male-order comedy sketch? These two harder. Kyle, this guy's wondering if you're his brother. What's up?

Oh, yeah. Your name is Liz. Is it? Why is your name is Liz? Okay. But Liz, I feel like she's saying that's her brother and then you wrote the rest of this Yeah, you know what I don't know. Maybe we are there. I don't know. I see it. I see it I don't know. What is your favorite male otter comedy sketch?

Probably I really like fortune cookie. Do you guys remember that one? Yeah, did anybody know that one? Really like fortune cookie, do you guys remember that one? Yeah. Did anybody know that one? It's a very deep, almost a less than a hundred. Oh, we were just talking about crossbows and mustaches on the way. So my wife says,

my wife, when we first started the date, she was like, I guess I got a beef up and you're fucking comedy because everyone screamed shit at you when we're out at restaurants and bars. I have no idea what anyone's talking about. Tycoin, but whole, This sounds just like her too. Yeah, so she's like, I got a beef up. I got a beef up, some of the shit.

And then she watched all of our mail-over comedy videos. And then she watched Crossroads and Mustaches. And was like, that is the funniest thing you've ever done. And maybe the funniest thing you've ever will do. So. I think my favorite skit, we did one. We did one called Sierra Nevada Sausage Fest and it was all about like bringing an IPA to a party where it's just all dudes. Yeah. And it's just like a sausage fest. So that's a great. We also have a thematic video that was one of my favorites. Oh yeah, that's a good idea. That was the guy that sang all the theme songs from the 90s.

From TGIF. Yeah, like stuff like that. It was like, whatever happened to predictability. The Bill Man, the people for the evening TV. And the step by step, day by day. The start of the day. So the idea was the guy sang all the time. And then step by step Day by day So it was the idea was the guy saying all those songs including Denver the last time a sore and then he started doing a lot of cocaine Yeah, and then he got in a hair one and then he died in the booth. Yes. Yes last word was like it's worth checking

That's what checking out Michael and Maddie go onters does do you also have a sexy mustache by your penis? I Like how that was the moment for the punchline and you took it And you took it. Yeah. All right. 69, dance. Again, the moment for the punch line. But no, to answer your question, do it again, do it again.

Allegedly. Yeah, I don't, I don't, sorry. Yeah, no, pretty regular. And I've seen his cock. Regular, regular pew. And I've never seen this in a bike. Ever. Come here. So, get over here. regular regular and I've never seen this as a check ever so over here my

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If fame didn't work out, it's not fame. Where did you think your life would be right now? Oh. Homeless. Yeah. Yeah. I think, what? No, dude. For sure, I would be like on a bus stop.

Like my face on a bus stop trying to sell some like bad real estate being like. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And an accident lawyer. And an accident lawyer. Yeah. I'd be accident.

That's still kind of fame. Again, we touched on this the other week where we were like, hey, if you guys weren't famous actors, what would you be? And Adam was like, probably like the star of a reality show. And so he went from, if you weren't famous, what would you be? I'd be on every bus stop you see. Anyway. I think I would be a manager at a waterburger.

A waterburger? I have a waterburger. Hand-brained. Hand-brake. Handbrake. Did they have that in Concord? No, I would move to Dallas, and it would be a manager at water burger.

There we go. Now you would. You're lying. Son of Dallas. Yes, I would. You might franchise one up to Concord. I would be coaching all your children and swimming. There you go.

There you go. Yes, points. I'd be hyped on that. I wish you would still do that. What's the fast? Hang on. Don't say it is like is Kingwood around here? Or is that near Austin? That's that's him. I'm just shouting out fast swim schools that I know, right? Okay. They got a they got a pretty good squad. Texas can swim. Who else is fast? No one knows. It's not. It's a fast at swim. Actually just give me 10 minutes. No one knows you're the fuck is fast at swim. It's fucking facet so actually just give me 10 minutes no one knows you're the fuck it's facet swimming

what's up? what's up? what's up? what's up? who cares? who cares? Zach Thomas wants to know what is the origin of the poop dollar?

I think that is my buddy Goons Kyle Walsh he used to do that at his college in Lincoln, Nebraska. Alma and, and, and University of Nebraska, totally. Words, words, words, words, words. University of Nebraska, and they did an outside of their fraternity. And I always thought it was a funny thing. And then in the first episode of WorkerONGs, we worked it in.

Some right there. There it is. Speed to pizza. That's just wild to me that it was something that was real I could not believe I yeah Miss Chevious you good so Emily So out of just remember he slammed that ripple block. Oh, yeah, no I had to skip a few because it was just like dares show me your asshole Emily I just want to party.

Uh, be, be so for real, Emily says, was that your Dick and Balls game over, man? Yeah, this is the way. I would have, I would have put such a cooler, bigger, Dick and Balls. Right. If it wasn't my Dick and Balls. Yeah, we were, we were about to prep a prosth a prosthetic in case you didn't want to do it.

Yes, but in order to do it, I was obsessed with prepping a prosthetic. I had to prep a prosthetic in order to do that. I'll prep it. So in Game Over Man, I showed my dick and balls, and also my wife has paused it, my asshole, and Gooch right there. And you were like ready the day of you're like we have a prosthetic We can't do it, but I was like my dick would be bigger than because they would have to go over my dick And then I'm like well then I don't want people to be like oh he's strapped on this huge fucking cock. Yeah, it was it was

We got about it. You have to go from 10 inches to 12 inches and that's where it gets into a weird wishy-washy tower. Wow! Yeah, no, you made the right choice there. So Nathaniel Johnson wants to know what is more important in life? Relationship or principle? That's just important. Relationship or principle?

Yeah, I don't know. The fuck this guy is talking about. I don't know. No, we need to help this guy cuz this guy is obviously on the edge of divorcing his wife It's cheaper to keep all right We didn't even throw any buzz balls out we're getting questions like that And we wish we could. We wish we could. All my buzz balls, wish we could.

All right. So Lucas Fabra, Fabra wants to know which one of you could fit a whole fist in your ass? I could. I could. Oh, there's absolutely no way that's happening over here. A fist in your ass, dude. No way. The question is which one of you can fit a fist in your ass?

Who the fuck wrote that, dude? Lucas Fabra. Right there, right up right. I feel like, whoa, this normal hook and tune was like, hey, what up? Why? This boy's a freak. Why?

I could. Yeah. Here's my question. And this is what I love about this tour. So we really get to challenge our minds, our imaginations. When you hear like fist, you think like this. But really, you can do the whole little like Chris Rockhand. Yeah, the tiny, you know, the Chris Rock fingers together in the insertion.

And so I probably still could do it. Yeah, there's no future. You know the Chris Rock figures together Sertian and Probably still could do it. Yeah, there's no I'm sure could I I see you know because you see like start with this bottle you see I mean I could totally I'm not going to and for you guys big what are you Jared let out? I truly think my asshole could just swallow this whole table, dude. If I- Right. You don't have to die, Leigh. You don't have to die, Leigh. Bro. I really think it could.

Do you- and is that because it's already that big or you know how to like relax it? I can relax so much and swallow things whole. I know what that I could do that. Right. I've never- I've never done that. When Adam's hands are full, he picks up things around the house like this. Oh, I'm guilty. Yeah. It was wicked. It was empty. When Adam's hands are full, he picks up things around the house like this. Oh, I'm just...

Yeah, it was wicked. It was empty. That's exactly right. It was empty. Any take-backs, any apologies, any epic slams? Yeah, I'm sorry we talked about, like, my dad's dick. Oh, I'm sorry I sweated so much. Here we go.

I definitely want to take back that thing where I imitated my mom masturbating and naming. That was fucked up when I'm sorry, mama. I liked it. Yeah, I bet you did. I mean, I just, I'd like to, no, I got no takebacks. I got nothing on double the level. What about the whole beginning of the show

where you were having a heart attack? I was going to take that back, but I feel like that only made me stronger because I now know that I'm like It made you stronger. Let's see those muscles No, I mean like emotionally because there was a moment where I almost had a panic attack where I wasn't I wasn't stopping sweating, but now I made it through and I'm stronger now, so what's up? I think you did a great job. And then you also read your back, which was pretty fun Yeah, you know, I think the audience wants great job. And then you also read your back, which is pretty fun. Yeah Yeah, you know, I think the audience wants me to take back me talking about that guy shooting innocent protesters

I guess what? I won't Standing standing by that and I will take back Chugging my red bulls I Chugging my red bulls. I'm gonna pick it up. It didn't slow down my speech a little bit. A little bit. You're fucking disaster, my guy. Yeah, a little bit. I'll apologize on behalf of us that we cannot give you guys

buzz balls tonight. Yeah. That's a big apology. It's buzz balls are from Dallas. It's literally the house that buzz balls build. Have you guys been in the factory? Do they give tours? Do they have Buzz Balls? Go tours. And by the way, it's women-owned. It's the best company. So women make that poison. Very cool. I do that. These women have balls. I like it. I like it. Do we have any ridiculously outlandish giveaways?

Yeah, hey. We have more fucking t-shirts. Four t-shirts. Four t-shirts. Four t-shirts. Four t-shirts. Four t-shirts. Four t-shirts.

Four t-shirts. Four t-shirts. Yo, right here. Yeah, you got it. You got it, that's for you. That's awesome. He's humping in. Oh, there's one down here, baby. Wow, oh yeah.

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