This Is Important - Ep 17: The Dudes Get A Little Drunk
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Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart.
I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling
unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your
brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David
Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception.
I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal.
Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see?
Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get
your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off
the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said,
I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others
when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart
radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about
what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet.
Today on This Is Important. If you're ever on a date with a girl, just don't yell out the window at
anything. Is Green Day's Time of Your Life up for best song? Temecula, when you look at it on a map
or whatever, it looks like Tarantula. How much fucking Zquill did you have already?
Buckle up. Hey guys, great news. We're gonna keep doing the podcast. I love it. I'm doing it.
That's first and foremost. The only thing that's a little bit strange is we're knocking it back
to one a week. We've been giving them two a week for quite some time now, but we all are getting
busy. It's the holidays and we're just gonna give you one a week now. Deal with it. You know what
I mean? Oh, Kyle. The aruguloids are going to be pissed at you, dude. I just don't know how else
to phrase it. It's like, I want to do two a week. I hope someday we're going to be able to do more,
but right now schedules are getting tight, so we got to go back to one a week. And I think
they understand that. Yeah. If I know our fans and I don't, they won't. Right. But that's what
we're doing. But we're asking you to stick by, like, and subscribe. And that's the most important
part. Just like, keep liking, keep subscribing, and we'll keep bringing you our salty, salty sauce.
Let's do a mental check-in. What's up? Well, hey, I want to mentally check in with you right now,
because you got some little angst going on. I can tell you're fired up. Oh, before we hit record,
you were calling me a fly and you're like, oh, sorry, something was coming at me with some
challenges. And so, yeah, I said, like, you know, buzz off, man, I don't need that. This was supposed
to be a check-in, guys. Not an argument. This is, we're checking in. Right. So how are you mentally?
Like, I'm not going to put any projections onto you. He just asked you. I just asked you that.
I'm good, but you don't sound good. If I'm honest, you don't sound good. You're projecting on to me.
Do you want to pass for now? We'll circle back. No, I'm happy to let you guys know how I'm doing,
but I'm not that happy for you to project what you're thinking I am before I have the opportunity
to respond. I am. What do you say I am? If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? Do the whole song?
Radio won't even play my jam. Okay. Adam, you were right. I do have a little bit of angst going
on. I have the anxiety happening because I know... Well, why did you cry about it?
It's time to cry already, I guess, but I am like shooting an independent movie in a week,
and it's during COVID, and so we're all bubbling up, and we're trying to figure that whole thing out,
and it's definitely challenging. So that's the undercurrent. Okay. Yeah, and that's why I wanted
to check in right away. By the way, Kyle, you're just supposed to say, I'm fine, a little weird,
but I'm good, and then we move on to the next person. You're just getting too real. That's not
great radio, bro. I'm here to make fantastic radio. I'm frustrated with Kyle right now.
Can I just say that? This is why I'm frustrated with Kyle. Okay, what up, buddy?
You just said radio? Okay. What's wrong with radio? Dude, we're not on the radio, homie.
Welcome to the new millennium, my man. We're pod boys. I'm Pod Adam. Should we have a roll call?
Pod Adam? Of course, I'm podcast Kyle. Yeah. I'm Pod Blake.
Ders? Very nice. Podcasters. Right, that's the best one. Podcasters, that was very good. We need
shirts of that. Yeah. So, Blake, let's have a mental check in over there. How are you doing, bud?
I'm good, man. Surprisingly, I went on a Kyle style hike, not that early. I had a normal time
of the day. Started around 10 o'clock. It was lovely. Cleared my mind, felt good. Feeling good.
Beautiful. Wow. Beautiful. How long was that hike? It was about three hours round trip.
Those quads, those butt cheeks, those hammies, they were burning. They were feeling it. You had some
sweat trickling down some crevasses. Paint the picture. I love that part.
I got sweatier than I thought I would. I will say that. The butt crack was sweaty.
I got wood now. Hello. Hello. What were we saying, the other podcast? What were we saying?
That made my pecker grow or whatever. Oh, yeah, pecker. That made my pecker hard.
I was thinking about that. My dad definitely is the guy who said bazoombas when we were
making workaholics. He's like, she's got some great bazoombas. And that's a name for a woman's
breast, correct? Yeah. Yeah, that's what he thought. It's almost more sexist to say bazoombas,
I feel. I feel like it's, and I know he didn't mean it that way, but no, no, he's a very innocent
gentleman. Hindsight 2020. You say bazoombas. It's almost more grotesque than saying breasts.
Yeah, baby. Yes, Adam. 100%. 100%. What do you,
breast is a term the doctor uses? Yes. No one is like, I who go look at that woman's breasts?
No, no, no, no. Doctors say whambleys. No, it's like, ma'am magic, you're left whambley for a lump?
Yeah. Well, I know one thing. If this is the Thanksgiving episode, I'm getting the turkey
bazoombas on my plate, baby. Give them. Oh, dang, turkey bazoombas. Blake, where'd you hike?
I can't really remember somewhere in Northern California. It was golden and beautiful. Oh,
you're up north? Yes. Yes, I'm in my mother's guest room right now. Terrific country up there.
Yeah, it's really nice. And what is that artwork over your shoulder? What is that?
It looks like some sort of a dock on maybe a lake of sorts. I love mom artwork. My mom has so many
goddamn signs in her house. She's letting you know she's near a lake. It's lake life, eat, drink, lake.
Steve, my mother is nowhere near a lake, but she represents it on the wall. Hey, I feel like if
you're a mom, you got to represent either a lake life or mention that you like wine in a sign.
Can we move the frame just a little to the left, your right? It's really hugging that window.
Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Hey, guys, I'm not a cinnamon photographer, okay?
All right. It's a joke on cinematographer. That is. You're a spicy
photographer, that's for sure. Welcome to This Is Important, though, where you get those jokes.
Hey, Ders, let's have a mental check. Yeah, Ders, honestly, dude, what's up with you? How are you?
Anders is trying, let's set the stage. Anders is drinking out of a, I want to say, a goblet of
sorts. It's a cocktail glass. Yeah. It's a martini glass. Kind of a martini, though.
I guess you're right. It's a cocktail glass. You're right. You're right.
He's currently in a nice New York City hotel COVID ground zero next to Wuhan. Yeah. And
he is shooting a big time show for the Netflix. Sorry about it. Yeah, look out world top secret.
It's a remake of the movie Top Secret. Damn. God, that would be so tight. Are you Val Kilmer?
Yeah, I play a Val Kilmer. So you're out there, you're working. How's that going, my bud?
It is, it's fucking great, but you have to wear a mask and goggles on set until they're like,
and we're going to call action. And then they pull it off your face, you act a little bit,
and then they just put it right back on you. So it kind of sucks. Yeah. Yeah. And I was working
with a baby all week. It's not a remake of three men and a little lady or a baby or a look who's
talking now. I would have got the call. I think I'd be in that if it was happening. So I had to
really quarantine and just fucking be at this hotel, which is a great hotel, but like, you know,
it's wearing on how long do you have to quarantine for something like that? I mean, I've been here
two weeks. You have diarrhea in the hotel for two weeks. Yeah. And then then you have your first
day of work or no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm getting tested constantly every day. So there's
some like, I don't know, loophole where it's like, if you're here working, you can if you're here to
family. Okay, it is something like that. I believe it is that it's so kind of all of garden slogan.
But you can't go out on those New York main streets and just hope it around and go check the
sites and you know, no, I wanted to go see the Statue of Liberty. I couldn't do it. You have to.
When you're there, you have to take the ferry. Lady Liberty, see Lady Liberty. Oh, sir, I don't like
it. I've been eating pasta and pizza, pizza, pizza, because the the restaurant here at the
Hotel's Italian. Okay, great. And the first two nights, I'm like, delicious. And now I'm just a
walking breadstick. That's my boy. That's awesome. That's how we like you, though. We like you with
a little, little more meat. I like that when those derv's titties are popping. Yeah, that's bomb.
Your body settles well. For I do feel that Anders weight, like my weight goes to my I get
chin fat, I get a fat head. Right. And then secondly, like I just my dunker just bottoms out.
Yeah, I get a trump bod. Thank God. But Dersey, it goes straight to his titties, dude. Yeah,
how do you channel it there? Yeah, the first stop is the tit stop. Or bazoombas, your father would
say. The tit stop. The tit stop. But I like your wordplay. I thought the tit stop was really great.
That's fantastic. The tit stop. Yeah, the first stop is the tit stop for Dersey. Yeah. Yeah,
it's the tits. And then it's it's the love handles. It's just that, you know, legs,
they find the face can go a little the neck. Yeah, the old spare tire, you get the old spare tire.
I do feel like it is a four week cleanup job, where if I'm like, you know what, if I eat well
for four weeks, it looks okay. And then that just never happens. Yeah, we clean up. Yeah,
four week cleanup job. Yeah. Yeah, I could do it right now. We're following along with that.
What do you mean? Well, I haven't started it. I haven't done it. But we know it's a four week
cleanup job. We're gonna hit it harder than anybody else, because it's all about the hardest
worker in the building. I would I didn't I never said I was gonna start it. I just said that's what
it is. If I if I decide to do it, that's what it is. I'm not I'm gonna say I'm gonna do it.
This is what I like to say I do. And then I don't actually do this. But I like to say that I stay
six weeks, either direction from death or from absolute health or a human being. Okay, right.
Like six weeks, I can be like, you know, like a romantic calm, that seems to be what I've been
doing lately. So like, yeah, it's six weeks, I could lose the chin fat, I could tighten up my
dunker will shrink a little bit, it'll squeeze in some regular size pants. And I could be in a
romantic comedy. Or, hey, I'm a funny fat friend. And I'll just let it droop, get droopy six weeks,
eating the pies, eating the cheesecakes, having the drinks. Yeah, baby, that's the life isn't it?
Yeah, you steal the scenes, you're like the rude guy, did he just say that? Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, no, no, he didn't. Well, he's kind of fat, so it's okay. I like that. Where's your
turnaround point? Like, where are you like, okay, this is my edge of six weeks toward death? Like,
what do you see in yourself that's like, I got flipping around? It's when I see with good lighting,
looking at myself in the mirror and seeing that second chin, while not sticking my neck back.
Right? And it's just like, the good light, and it's hit me just right. And I just see it
starting to flop down. You can't see what I'm doing, but I'm pulling it down now. And it's like,
you can see it on me, specific, but you can also just grow a growing neck beard and hide it. Come
on. That's what I do. I always know if I got a big neck beard, I'm probably pretty overweight,
like where I want to go, because I'm asking what's going on underneath the chin. A little beard
going and add it to make it a eight week swing. Right now I got this and it's like, I just don't
want to trim up the neck because I know I'm at my top weight. This week's episode brought you by
male insecurities. Thanksgiving. For a solid dose, just look in the mirror any morning.
When the light hits you right and you just can't stare at yourself anymore.
The thing that you guys have that I don't is any amount of height. So like, right, taller guys can
stack weight better. Me, if we ate the exact same way, and with our mouths, with our mouths,
intravenously, with our mouth holes and gain weight, the same amount I would then look fatter
quicker. Right, you're 4'11". I am 4'11". Oh my God, I'm sorry. No, he's 5'7". I've also given you
an out clause and you have never really tried it to its full extent. Can we see you with a full
grown beard please? I bet you'd be hot. Yeah, I bet you got it. You have a decent beard, right?
It's the mustache that's tough, right? I thought you were going to say fully erect.
We've seen that. You've seen that? Okay. What's cool? What's cool about this podcast?
No, no, no. What's cool about this podcast is you can pause it right now because when did you
see Adam's fully erect? No, hang on. I'm looping back to fully erect. Okay, but I'm fucking with you.
I don't have a memory of Adam's fully erect penis. I was fucking with you. I'll be fully candid right
now. I don't think Kyle has ever seen me fully erect. But what I'm saying about this podcast,
what's great about it is we're recording it around Thanksgiving time, right before Thanksgiving.
Allegedly? Allegedly. Where? The Americans have Thanksgiving. And my mom and dad are currently
in the other room hearing me scream. Kyle sees me fully erect into a microphone.
And they're right in the other room going, okay, well, he says to be quiet.
Yeah, no, I knew something was up about them. They were roommates for too long.
But what's the deal? Are you ever going to throw on a big fat beard for any reason?
Please, I want to see it. I can't. Well, yeah, I think the beard would actually come in okay.
It's the mustache. And to me, if you have just a beard without the mustache, it's a kind of a bad
look. Yeah, have we seen that before? Abraham Lincoln. And I mean, it's an Amish look, which,
hey, I don't know, they make great furniture. I just don't think that their style is necessarily
my style. Somebody cool has got to start it. Was it was the last time I think I saw you with a
beard or the only time I've seen you with a real beard was when you grew like a summer beard.
Do you remember this? A classic summer beard. A summer beard. It's just not hot enough.
I need to have sweaty nexus. I don't remember why it was a summer beard, but I think we were also
fighting for like the best tan. Dude, that was when we were like 23 or 22 years old. And at that age,
you're just trying to see if you can grow a beard. My first beard. It's like a
Kyle had already like had the mustache Blake had like really long nipple hair. So you just knew he
could. Unforgettable. And so then that's why I gave it a go. But admittedly, I don't think I look that
good with the beard. I think. Oh, come on. I shave almost every day because when I let it go a few
days, like I feel like I'm not myself. I feel like I'm in a funk. I feel funky. Oh, baby.
I can't imagine that you feel like you're not getting it done. Like you're not operating at your
highest level. I mean, yeah, I guess so. I just, yeah, I just don't feel like I'm fully, uh, fully
me. Right. You're not like, like it's part of getting up in the morning, like setting course.
Yeah, I bet I would be, I honestly think I'd probably be pretty good in the military besides
the fighting part. All the killing. Uh, even then, actually, even then, I bet I'd be okay at that.
I think I bet I'd be actually a pretty decent killer. I can get there. I could get there. Yeah,
mentally, I think I'd be like, okay, war is war. First one's the hardest. Yeah. But just like
feeling like you accomplished something. And when you shave for the day, that's like a, hey,
I accomplished that thing. Hey, I did that. I do get that. Right. You can shout that at your fiance.
You can be like, I shaved, but I shaved though, but I shaved. What'd I say? I shaved though.
I did something today. The closest I've ever came to that was like,
fucking shaving my neck once a week and trimming everything with scissors. That's the closest
I've come to daily shaving. Cool share. Yeah. I'm just letting you know. I can't even imagine
putting a razor on your skin like every day. Hey, I'm with you, Kyle. 100, like 100. I just can't.
I can't. You have to do it. I know, Ders, you do it when you're working because you have to
maintain a certain look. A boyish young look. Yep. Yeah. But and just for continuity, but like
when you're not on set and doing that, you grow it out. Yeah, you go haywire. Well, I was just,
admittedly, I was just on set. I was on set yesterday. So I was working yesterday. Thank you.
Nice. Get home. Goggles and mask. No gox actually. No gox. Did you do a shield? No shield. No shield.
You just got COVID. I collected COVID real quick, collected it. They were like, here,
let's spray this COVID in your face real quick. No, it wasn't as intense as what you were doing,
but it was fully at NBC Universal, like on stage and everyone gets tested. And then I had to wear
a mask everywhere, obviously, until you're actually shooting and then you take it off and
hide your mask and then do the thing real quick and then put it back on. But it was it was weird.
And it was also just hard to like hear people, like people are like, yes, giving you directions
like, okay, so you're gonna need to over there and then come around and make sure you hit this
mark. And you're like, yeah, man, um, what? I'm really not looking forward to that part. You got
to take your mask off and tell me take your mask off and let me breathe on you. That seems like
the hardest part is like just like translating what you want people to do and what they need to do.
I gotta go up. When I go to Canada, I have to quarantine for 14 days in one room.
Is that where you're shooting this bad bitch? No, that's for when I do shadows.
We're shooting this in a bubble down in Temecula with just like 20 people total.
That's we've still the unions are still saying like, you have to get tested like every three days.
Do you guys think Temecula, when you look at it on a map or whatever, it looks like tarantula?
I do. Every time I say I swear to God, I think that I'm always like tarantula, cool tarantula.
Never thought that's a sick ass fucking city. Remember when I saw a guarantee bank in the
Bay Area and I looked at it and I don't know. I might not have ever seen the word guarantee.
This was a weird moment in our friendship. Yeah. And I was like, dude, what the fuck
kind of name is that with Kyle and Blake? And I was up there for Thanksgiving and I was like,
dude, for the first time. No, I went like four years in a row. But I don't know what year,
but I was like, you were a staple. I was like, warranty. What the fuck is a warranty?
And they're like, ha, ha, ha. And I'm like, kind of wouldn't let it go. And I'm like,
what a bizarre name for a bank, a warranty. What is that? A fucking weird fruit.
It was funny the first time. And then they're like, wait, you really not know
what that word is. You had to kind of reel it back like, no, I'm I'm messing with you.
You know how funny I can be. Right. It is one of those moments where I'm like,
damn, Adam's hell of a funny dude. He's great at wordplay. Like he's like always entertaining
and stuff. But then he kept bringing up later and later into the night. Wait. Oh, you're dumb ass.
Right. You're dumb ass. Okay. Oh, you can't read. This is also like when Adam came to LA,
he tells a story about, I mean, I'll let him tell, but I think he's gonna throw up on himself.
When he's driving through West Hollywood, and he thinks he sees Amish people driving,
and he's like, you're cheating. Oh, they're Orthodox Jewish people.
I swear to God, dude. It's so stupid. It's so I can be so dumb. But I humble pie. I saw
some Hasidic Jewish people. And they if you don't know what Hasidic Jewish people look like,
they kind of look like if you don't know Amish people. If you don't know what Amish people look
like. And then I do know what Amish people look like because I grew up in the Midwest. So you have
experience with actual Amish people. I know what Amish people look like. That's why I've seen
Kingpin. I've seen people. Well, I remember in my elementary school in Iowa, there was a the
alleyway behind our school, you would hear clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop. And the Amish people
would be taking their like little wagons with horses behind there like to go, I don't know,
buy coal or something. I have no idea what they're doing. That's all they do is buy coal.
Yeah, I have no idea. Wood, coal. I don't know what they're doing. But some sustainable something.
They had to buy something and not chainsaws. That's for damn sure. Long saws. They were probably
trading. They're trading. So anyway, so I saw them and then I moved to LA and was like, see these
Pacific Jewish people and see them driving BMWs. I remember the neighborhood I was in Highland Park
and I leaned out my window and I'm like, Jeter, you're supposed to be in a horse and buggy.
And I was like with some girl and she was like, Hey, what are you doing? If you're ever on a date
with a girl, just don't yell out the window at anything. Yeah, that just seems like a red flag.
That's like a interesting move on a date. She'll see that my guy can be in charge.
It also seemed racist. It seemed racist. It still is yelling at Amish people and saying you're
cheating is not like your job. It's not nice. That's very judgmental at the very least. You know
what I mean? It's incredibly judgmental. I just thought it was being funny. I thought I caught
them. I thought I was like, ha, ha, look at you. I caught you. So you like ribbed your girl. You're
like, Hey, hey, hey, watch this. Well, you know how they can go on vacation like Amish people get
a year. That was like a true life MTV or a documentary or something. Room Springer. Yeah.
Yeah, that's it. What's it called, Durst? Room Springer. Room Springer. Yeah, that's great.
Yeah, but it's called like Hell Week or something. Yeah. So they get a room Springer and they can
leave Amish world and go get a room Springer and go to LA, right? They get to go to LA.
Room Springer break. Yeah. That's what I thought they're doing. I thought they're tasting the
local flavors in LA, driving the BMWs, getting the diarrhea, and having pink hot dogs getting
diarrhea. And that's what I thought. I was thought I was like, yo, I see you dude. You know, I didn't
think I didn't mean anything by it, but by the way, I don't know what's called. I think it's
called that though. I think it is Room Springer. It seems right. I thought it was just called Hell
Week, but maybe that's football. Yeah, Hell Week's football. That's like when you're gearing up to
doing like two a days. Yeah, you're there the whole day. Blake, in the future, just take a moment
before you say stuff. Hell Week? Bro. Oh, sir, I don't like it. All right. All right.
The Ashland, baby, we got the pod sauce flowing. Oh, I think Ashland sent me some seltzer,
but I'm in New York City, so somebody reached out. Hell yeah, baby. Well, I don't know if it was
either Blake or myself. We own such a small part of the company. It's hard for us to even get
six baskets. There's going to be a can in my mailbox. Yeah. Yeah. You're lucky if you got a hat,
buddy. Yeah. If you're in Southern California, go grab yourself some Ashland hard seltzer.
All right. Yeah. The official pod sauce of this is important. And cut to ads. Yeah, right. Oh my
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according to the Grammys, according to the Grammys, allegedly Blake. First of all, Blake,
you're the only one that has a true pulse on the new songs, I feel. Okay. But I'm going to
lean the bet your way. Basically, what I'm saying is- Do you have the list? Is Green Day's Time of
Your Life up for best song? That's an old song. All I'm saying is right now, because in my mind,
I don't know, you guys have definitely heard Dua Lipa's song Don't Start Now, right?
Do not know. I have no idea what you're talking about. Can I play? It's basically one of the
three greatest songs of all time. Can I play a snippet of it? Sure, go ahead. You say Dua Lipa,
I jump in the air. Okay. Blake, Blake, hang on, because I don't think we could just play a Dua
Lipa song. We can play up to 15 seconds and then I have to cut it. But you will know what it is.
I'm going to play it right now. You're going to know what it is. My man did his illegal shit.
Okay. Yeah. All right. You guys know this one, right? You guys know this one, right?
Yeah. Okay. This is Dua Lipa? Yes. This is Don't Start Now, possibly the greatest songs of all time
in my opinion. All right. We know your opinion. Yeah, that's great. Allegedly. Dude, it's a party
starter. If that comes on, you're having a good ass time. I don't think you're going to remember
that song in five years. I don't even remember it right now. Well, you're wrong. It's going to play
at my funeral. Okay. But did you see how my body moved when Blake played that? I did not, I wasn't
prepared for it. He played it and something ignited in me. It sounds like so many other songs right
now. It doesn't stand out to me. No, this is not saying it's bad. It just doesn't. Here's the deal.
I'm putting my balls on the line here. Okay. That song was nominated for best song of the year.
I'm saying I'll give each of you $100 if it doesn't win best song. Wait, okay. Okay. Great.
I'll take that. Again, do you know what this is? Like, I thought we were going to all choose for
one, but this is just you saying I bet you guys. No, no, no, no, no, no, Kyle. Why are you talking
him out of this? He's going to give us $100 if it doesn't win. Yes. What do we have to do if it does?
Nothing. You have to give me $100. Do you see what I'm talking about? No. Yes. You have to give me
$100 if this song is. What are the other nominations? Exactly. This is what I'm talking about. Blake
makes these fucking bullshit half ass bets that are not even thought through. Okay. Look, there you
go. It's Black Parade by Beyonce. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hang on. Blake, we're doing a podcast.
We're not sitting on the back porch drinking beers. Play 10 seconds of the other songs for
everyone else at home who's jamming on the pod. Okay. Okay. Yeah. If we're going to do this,
I want to make a choice. I want to make an informed decision. I just don't want to bet your opinion
against nothing. Well, the thing is, is I haven't. I'm pissed now. I'm pissed now.
The thing is, is I haven't even heard any of the other competition. I've only heard that song
and I'm so calm. And that just shows you how divided this country is, guys. Red and blue,
black and white. Are you ready for the first 15 seconds of Black Parade by Beyonce? Okay. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Here it comes. All right. Ooh, a lot of bays. Yep. Already more interesting.
I agree. It does sound like every Beyonce song, though. I fucking love Beyonce.
Oh, I'm fucking with this. Okay, wait. Well, that's all you get because that's 10 seconds.
That's good. I like that. Boy, I thought we got 15.
What? We do, but I don't want to get Beyonce coming for me. Are you kidding me?
The Hive coming for him? Yeah. We don't want the Beehive. The Aruguloids, I don't think,
can handle the Beehive. Okay. This is the only song I'm actually kind of afraid of.
Like the Dua Lipa song for me is like a thing that comes out of the gym that you're like,
fuck this song again. All right. I guess I'll keep getting ripped.
I agree on this. Oh my gosh. Anytime it comes on, it spurs me into a mood of euphoria. I just
can't even get enough of it. What I just heard was better. Yes. Oh my gosh. Well, put your money up.
I'll put my... Well, I got to hear the other ones. Yeah, I got to hear the song. I mean,
that's my front runner right now. You already think Beyonce song is going to be Dua Lipa,
so you already got a hundred bucks if you're that confident. There's other horses in the race.
I want to know what else is there. I might change my fucking opinion, player.
All you have to do is beat my song. That's all you have to do is beat my song.
What if I think something's going to beat Beyonce?
That doesn't matter. That's not here nor there. I know Blake's saying we still want to hear the
other songs and serve those people at home. The other day on Howard Stern, I heard Harry Styles,
and I don't know shit about Harry Styles. I always assumed he was just like a pretty boy,
boy band guy, and then he was on Howard Stern, and Howard Stern is like sucking his dick.
But also, can I say Howard Stern sometimes has bad taste when it comes to service?
He has the worst thing taste constantly. And so I was like, I didn't know how to take it.
And then Howard played a Harry Styles song, and it fucking ripped, dude.
No, don't tell me it's that watermelon shit. I just listened to that whole album on the Rolling
Stone 500 Greatest Albums of All Time, and I was like... It was good. I liked it a lot.
I couldn't tell you the name of the song it was. It was just a song he played, and he's like...
How'd it go?
Hey, I'll pull it up. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying like how to go if you can't.
You taste like a watermelon. Dude, I'm so bad with music. I don't know any song ever.
I just don't know. I wish you were like, I don't know any stuff things that musicians don't know
anything ever. Do you guys want me to keep going down the list of these songs?
How many are there? There's like eight. Yes, eight. Okay, we got an hour to kill.
Well, that's a lot. Okay, here's the next one. This is the one I'm actually afraid of. If I'm
being honest, who is it? This is the one I'm actually afraid of. It's Roddy Rich.
I'm guessing you've heard this one. It's a goodie. Oh, it's the box. Oh, cinematic.
Yeah, it's very good. The song does rock. Like I said, this is the one I'm afraid of. Come on,
man, this is the shit.
Can I just say, speaking as are you drunk, Adam? A young Genzier, I might be. You look drunk.
How much fucking Z quill did you have already? No, no, just just three three Ashlands. Okay,
a young Genzier. That shit slaps. Yeah, he's fucking drunk. Yes. And imagine being the dude who
made it and you're like, hang on, let me put this on the song. Okay. Yeah. And it's a hit. Can I give
you guys an argument? How often do the Grammys reward the song that slaps? That's not the whole
thing. That's not what we're talking about. That song also goes. Okay, that goes right. But what
I'm saying, are you speaking as a young Genzier? As a young Genzier, that song not only slaps,
it also goes. It slaps, it rips, it goes. It rips. That's ours now. Yeah, that rips. Okay,
here's the next one. I've never heard this song. I probably have, though, if it's nominated for best
song ever. Okay. Yeah, no. No. I already hate it. Absolutely not. Who's is that? I'm not into the
vocals. Listen to who it is, and then you'll probably change your tune. It's Tay Tay Swift.
It's Tay Tay. Yeah, it's Tay Tay. You can't just roll that one over like it's not a contender.
She's not going to win everything. Yeah, exactly. She's doing some really good stuff from a business
standpoint, re-recording all of her songs to get out of the label shadow and all that. That's great,
but she's not making hits. You guys better tread lightly with who you guys are talking
shit about. They're going to come for you. I'm just saying that she's doing great stuff.
I'm still on the Beyonce song. Hey, I'm almost 100% positive. There's not a huge overlap between
Die Hard Tay Tay Swift fans and Pod Important fans. Dude. You never know. They infiltrate. Yeah.
They catch wind. I'm not willing to say that there's not. And also, I saw Taylor Swift at the
iHeart radio festival like three years ago or something, but I saw her and I never seen her
before and didn't know a single song was like, I think she's going to, you know, whatever it's
Taylor Swift. And then she rocked. She was truly incredible. And I'm like, God, I was like, Holy
she's a superstar. And she's like 511 or 510. Yeah, I thought she was a LA spark. I remember
seeing her at some MTV awards in person and being like, Oh, got it. Cool. That was also,
we have to, I'll post the photo that I have. I presented and I get there and they're like,
Hey, it's their heart radio awards. This is like five years ago. And we have drunk. You have to
look cool. What? I've had three Ashlands. Yeah, I'm feeling good guys. No, I know. You just said
I'm at the art heart radio awards. No, yeah, you're having trouble, but I like it. Hey,
I'm coming for you. It's okay. Yeah, I'm not having trouble. It's holiday season. I'm succeeding
right now. This is the holiday season. It ain't easy. That was cool. And I'm at the
I heart radio festival and they were like, yo, we need to flat iron your hair. You have to look
cool for this. And I was like, uh, yeah, I'm like, I guess I don't know. And this woman convinced me
to flat iron my hair and she flat ironed it before I presented. And then so I look insane. I look
different than I've ever looked in my entire life. I might as well like throw on eyeliner and
sing it like the black parade. You might as well. Dude, MCR. That's a great phase. It was a great
phase. And I was like way out of pocket. And then they were like, who do you want to introduce?
And it was like between Jason Derulo. Okay. And like Lord. Like me some Lord. And I was like Lord.
And then they were like, okay, you're introducing Lord. But I never saw anyone say that. I just
saw it written. Heard. You never heard it. Never heard Lord. Have we covered this? And it said Lordy.
And I said Lordy. Were you for real? Yeah. Oh man. On stage. You said that? No. Chloe caught me
right beforehand. And I'm like, I'm introducing Lordy. And she's like, it's Lord. Oh, but you
almost did it. So this is back to the guarantee thing. Yeah, they're telling us we have covered
this. We have covered this. He's drunk. But like he's drunk. This is back to the warranty. You're
just like our dumbest friend. You know what I think? I'm switching stories because Lordy,
that was actually at like a Viacom marketing thing. And I did say that. And it was it was a
different band. It was a totally different band. And I'm going to find out
he just left his headphones. He left the room. Actually, I think he's going to throw up next
song for sure. You want me to play next song. So so you don't think Adam needs to hear it? No,
it's over. Okay. Okay, so this is the song always gets stuck in my fucking dome. Okay,
so you're aware of this. This is a post Malone circles. Okay, the song is good.
It's a good song. That's it. Yeah, that's it. That's 15 seconds. Yeah, you know, very early on
in our fame, I feel like post Malone reached out to me on Twitter and I was kind of like,
yeah, I don't I don't know. I just but I wish I could take our fame or his fame. In his fame.
His fame. Right. He reached out like, what's up? Everybody used to hit me up and say like,
you look exactly like post Malone. You look like post Malone. So I avoided his career for the longest
fucking time. I was like, oh, I guess I'm hot as fuck, dude. That's the same. I just don't like
being compared to anybody else. But then like two years ago, two or three years ago, I fucking throw
on some posty. And I was like, this dude is fucking good, man. I have a serious question.
Is your worst fear to be unoriginal? Oh, that's a great question. I do enjoy being original.
Yeah, it's a kind of a recurring. Yeah, weird for weird sake. That was that's not the question.
I don't think that's my worst fear. But I do think you've hit a very
truthful vein in my body. When people were like, oh, you look like a fucking fat post Malone or
you look like an ugly post Malone. I was like, you know, first of all, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're way hotter. No, no, no, no. But you said they that they were saying that you look like him.
And now you said they were saying you look like a fat or ugly. Yes. Hold up. Let me protect my guy
right here. Thank you. You might be fatter, but you're way more handsome than post Malone.
Post Malone. No, I think he's hot. No, post Malone looks like he's he's got you know,
when you put pantyhose on your face to go rob a bank. Sure. That motherfucker's got some play
techs over his face. His whole face looks like a stamp. That is actually so true. Yeah, that's
a good I think Kyle's got that weird. He's got that weird hot like I see him with a beer and
like a ciggy in his hand. And I'm like, that fucking reminds me of me, dude. I really do want
to meet this guy one day. Well, what's cool is like when Kyle looks at you with that one good
eye, you really melt, you know? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. If there were two, it'd be a game
over. Yeah, if there was two, it'd be lights out. Okay, so I just can I finish the end of my story
because I went and got I finished another drink. What was this? What was the story? The story was
I at the I heart radio. I said I would Oh, Lordy, Lordy, I'm over 40. It was Bastille.
The band. Yeah. And I said, right. Yeah, I'm about to introduce it was like minutes before
I'm in it was in a basketball stadium. There's 20,000 people there. It's also live to millions.
And I was like, yeah, I'm about to introduce Bastille. Have we covered and Chloe was like,
no, we covered the Lordy Lordy. Dude, how do you get that wrong? How do you think it's Bastille?
Yeah, isn't that a I was I was about to sound just as dumb being like, isn't that a city in France?
It's a French word. He took German in high school. I got your back, dude. Okay. All right.
I just took German. I didn't know I didn't know. All right. And also also is your name Blake. If I
said Basile, I'd be confident in the fact that I got that wrong in front of all those people. And
that's is how it is. And they had to come out to Basile and my bad. I cannot criticize because we
did those like video game awards that one time we kept calling Bethesda like every other word
except for Bethesda is like Beth. We didn't know how to pronounce Bethesda Bethesda. Do you remember
when we introduced whatever that game was? And I said it's like a something like Steve Spielberg
and Albert Hitchcock. Yes, I have that on video. But I meant to do that. Like that was my whole
MO was to to fuck them up. But like, you're like Albert Hitchcock and slam them. Steve King, Steve
King and Albert Hitchcock. We covered Bastille as well. Yeah, I know it. I know it. We're repeating
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So Circles is close to Beyonce for me. For you. For me right now. I'm not sure what my- Okay, well then,
you better put a hundred on the line. I'll put a hundred on the line once I know what the fuck
my choice is. You've already said that you beat my song, twice. This is going to evolve into what
who wins because we're all going to have difference. Blake is taking his song versus the field. So if
you've already picked one that's better, you pick the field. It doesn't matter. Well, we'll have to do
a fucking one up on the bed. Well, yeah, if you guys want, I didn't really want to hear all these
dumbass songs, but whatever, do a Lipa for life. But I want to hear the songs because I'm 40 years
old almost and I don't know shit. Admittedly, I think do a Lipa is the new hot shit. I think this
is her year. Thank you. So I already like this better. Who is this? Billy Eilish. This is me.
I wish he was fucking sick too. Well, we only got two more seconds. I know that track. Really took
us on a slow, slow ride. That's some beautiful keys. We only played 13 seconds, so I get- I'm
going to do two seconds right in the middle of the song. Okay. They called me weak. Okay.
Feeling it. I'm not even a fan and I'm on board. That sounded classic Eilish right there. She
actually does have some hot tracks. I am down for her. I'm a bad guy. Dude, Adam, stop. I'm getting
chubbed. I'm down with Eilish too. It's her and her brother, right? Her brother makes all of her
beats and I think they were like homeschooled. Yes. Yeah. The future. They're the future. It's just
the most insulated development where it's just like me, my brother, we were homeschooled. We made
these fucking songs. They're totally different. Hey, and it popped. Yep. What else did they do?
To make a song that crazy, what else did you do? What's up? What are you alluding to?
What are you insinuating? Are you saying they point? What are you saying? Okay, next song.
Yeah, what are you alleging? You said alleging. I know. This shit is dope. This is
H-E-R. This is like modern solid. It feels throwback. Hold up. I was about to wrap. Oh,
forget it. Okay. Oh, Derz is about to wrap. No, freestylist. I guess not. I guess we can't.
We have to clear some beats if Derz is going to. Wait, did you fill that drink up on Derz?
How come it's the same level this entire time? Are you going to drink that drink? What's going
on? Goonye. My boy's drunk. God damn. He ordered two for the pod. Yeah, we're having fun, man. I'm
loving this. We got some drunk assholes. Yeah, me and Adam are drunk and... Drunk assholes. It's
holiday season, baby. Okay, relax, bitch. It's cool. It's cool, y'all. Put the guns away, man. Just
be cool, bitch. I was doing a callback player. It was a comedic callback, y'all. Come on, baby.
I feel like you're judging us, and it's a little whack, admittedly. All right, well, come at me,
then. I'm not coming at you. That's what I'm saying. I'm just over here having fun,
not coming at you. Well, don't fucking backhand some shit. Just come at me. You know what I mean?
I'm not. I'm saying you called us drunk assholes a second ago. I'm saying we're not being assholes.
Comedic callback. No, I'm going to take the high road. Thank you, Hunters. Michelle Obama,
I'm going to take the high road. No, I'm taking the high road. All right, can I play the last song?
Yeah, we, Adam, you and I. We're both taking the high road. We're on the high road. You're not.
How am I not taking the high road? I'm taking the high road, brother. Smoke weed every day.
Very funny. High road. Do you guys got a favorite Nate Dogg song? Nobody. Nobody does it bad.
Although you know what? What was the Eminem song where he raps on it? Eminem and Nate Dogg?
Is that the song that? Do you guys want to hear the last Grammy nominated song?
Because you're the Grammy. You want the Grammy? I want the Grammy. Okay, this is by J.P. Sacks
in Julio. Who? I don't know. Okay, and that's that one. Dude, this is dope librarian shit?
Yo, that was like librarian shit. So those are them. All right, I'm sorry. You can go a little
longer. I just was being funny. Oh, this is what Mr. Rogers fucks soon. Okay.
This on some like Frank Ocean. Yeah, who is that? That's J.P. Sacks. Yeah, and Julia Michaels.
No, I fuck with that. You know what? That's a sound. That's a sound that sounds like that dude
whose name is like Frankie Orange County or whatever, Johnny OC. Rex Orange. Yeah, it's
like the same kind of like, right? Am I crazy or am I just 39? That kind of sounded a little
Frank Ocean to me to be honest. But they, I mean, they're all cribbing from him.
Sure. Sure. He is the father. I heard some Channel Orange in there. Yeah. Okay, okay.
You heard some what? Some Channel Orange. Sure. Sure. Isn't that Frank Ocean's album,
one of his albums? I like that album. Yeah. Yeah, you said it. Absolutely. It's a great album.
It's a great album. Well, you're looking at me like I didn't make any sense. So I'm like just nervous.
I look, I'm all flush. I'm like nervous. Why didn't you cry about it? You don't have to be
nervous around us. Kyle, we're your friends. I don't know what kind of stuff I'm going to get
from you all. You're lucky if you get it. So here's the deal. I will say that I have wavered
quite a bit after hearing the competition because I had not heard those songs before and there are
a lot of really good songs, but I'm still willing to pay you $100. Can you play Dua Lipa again or
have we already done it? I am going to go ahead and admit that I haven't heard the Dua Lipa song
and I know nothing about this artist. So when you just heard it, that was the first time?
First time. And it didn't ignite your soul the way it just did for me. Yeah, it didn't make you
want to just, because I was ready to dance. Jump out of your skin and have the best time of your
life. Okay, it looks like we can play it again. Yes, you can play again, but we may need to cut
out the second playback. So, okay, that's all right. So, hey, we're going to play it right now
and we might need to cut that out and you'll just hear our reactions. Play it, Mikey.
Do you want me to play it from the beginning or do you want to play it from the middle sort of?
Hey, man, it's your song. Whatever you want. It's your favorite. Yeah, okay. It's your pick.
It's your dumb song. What? This is the part I hate. This is the fucking jam. No, this sounds
like every other song. When it goes into the other hook, then it's okay. It's not. It's kind of wack,
dude. Okay, you know that song goes. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. I don't think that goes.
What's the blonde girl from like 10 years ago who was like,
tic-tac, don't stop. Yeah, body rock. It's the same shit. Exactly. It's two pop. And by the way,
and by the way, that is the fucking jam. What's in it? Is it Kesha? Was it Kesha? Kesha. Yeah.
The Kesha song goes. I won't argue. They're saying it slaps now.
Does it slap or does it go? It goes. It goes, it slaps, it bangs, it does it all. That Kesha song
cooks. Oh, no. I feel people say that. It cooks. Yeah, I've heard it cook. With a Z. With a Z? No,
I haven't heard it with a Z. I said, cooks. Yeah. Oh, cook. I like that. That shit cooks.
That actually works. That shit is fine dining. So are you guys willing to go in on this bed against
me? I have heard that song before and that's what tells me it's not going to win because it took me
two times to remember that I've heard it. The song is not that great. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean,
it's fine. I think it gets the party started. She might want to do a leap off a bridge after she
loses. I do think she's going to win, but I'm not confident enough to put up 100. What's her story?
Win me over with her story, Blake. What's her story? The Grammys don't take that in. I don't. Oh,
they do. They always cast off screen. They give awards off screen. Of course they do. I don't.
I don't know her story. Ignorant to the Grammys. If I'm being honest, I know nothing about this
artist. I just know the song. I think it's dope. I know a little bit about her. Okay. Her videos
are dope. So what's her deal? She looks French. I don't know her background. I just know she's a
good artist. I don't know her deal though. She's got it all. Okay. Great videos, good looking,
sings great. What do you mean she's got it all? Videos? Where are videos playing anymore? The
air net. You can find them on Quibi, man. Come on. Bebo dog. I think Blake just has a little
bit of a chub for this girl and he's fallen in love. Dua Lipa is very pretty. Okay. So she's
from London. She's from Westminster. Yeah, look at that. She's Albanian. Okay. So to push this along,
I'm definitely fucking going to say that I'll take your $100 bet against Dua Lipa. Okay.
But I'm not sure exactly who's going to win. My choices are... You don't have to know. The Beyonce
song. 10 seconds. I was like, I don't know because I actually like circles. No, no, no. But Beyonce's
won too often. She's been winning. So I think they're going to give it to Dua Lipa. Hey, Blake,
I'm with you. I got $100 on it, bud. Okay. So, okay. Well, wait, what does this do? I'm sorry.
Was that the bet he offered? Yeah. Are you saying you're joining my tune? I'm joining your...
I'm joining your bet. That's not the deal. Oh, hey, then I'm out.
Do you want to go against me? So no, you don't. Hey, I'm not going against you because I think...
Okay. Hey, that thing knighted something within me, that song. Okay. Yes. That the other songs
didn't ignite when you played that song. Uh-huh. Oh, boy, something happened. I was ready to dance.
I was shaking. You saw my body move. Put your car keys on the table. That's my boy. I think my
favorite song is Circles. I want to hear the Beyonce song, but I kind of think that that
fucking J.P. Sax song might fucking take it. I don't know anything about it, but like, that
shit buzzed my ears, man. Yeah, that's not winning. That's not winning. I don't know. So you got buzzed.
Hang on a second. Do you guys like buzz the ears more than you like, that's fine dining?
I like, that's just... No, J.P. Sax was fine dining. That's for real. That was fine dining.
I like to say that's frozen pizza because it's so cool. That ain't frozen pizza, dude.
Because it's so what? It's so cool. Oh, well, you warm up the frozen pizza.
You don't just eat it cold, right? Yeah, but it's frozen. But you buy it frozen?
No, I say that's frozen pizza. Sure, I get it. I know, but you don't eat it frozen.
You don't eat it frozen? Do you eat it frozen? But is it ice, though?
No, no, no, it's ice. Why don't you be like, that's, that's just ice cream.
Hey, guys. You have no power of ice. All right, leave me alone.
Albert Tromp. Just leave me alone. You got no power. Oh my gosh,
sister's coming at me with some hoggle. Yeah, you could say like,
that shit's a slurpee better than frozen pizza because frozen pizza is not good unless it's
hot. That shit's a slurpee. Wait a second. There's so many. There's so many fucking...
Gungnay. There's so many things from labyrinth that I need to have on that sound.
I don't know what we're doing. With like, well, laugh.
Okay, I'll say next, next episode I'll have a full labyrinth of the board, okay?
You say that word so often. Like, I feel like you really need to just have,
have themed boards. That's what I think you need. I think that will be, that will make it very fun
is to have a little theme board. I have been kicking that around. And are you getting a great
response from the boards? Sarah! I'm seeing in the comments a lot of people are positive about the
board, so I'm feeling good about it. Derz is drunk now. We got Derz is drunk.
I'm getting some hate for the board. Sure, sure, sure. And guess what? I disagree.
I were bored all the way. I'm team bored. They said, oh, sir, I don't like it.
Yeah. I'm bored teenagers. Yeah, dog. There we go. We got my bored teenagers. We got Kyle's
aruguloids, the Anders League of assholes and Adam. The Adam idiots. The Guaranteed Guar Army.
I love it, man. We're starting. League of extraordinary assholes is kind of tight.
Yeah, that's for me. Yeah, that's for you. Hey guys, join up. And gals. Yeah, anybody,
anyone's invited. Derz and Kyle are going to owe me $100 Adams out of the bet when Grammy Day shows up.
I feel bad that Adam can't come in on the bet with you and just I know because I feel like I
could be like, you know what, Adam, go ahead, throw 100 bucks with Blake and I'll put $200 down
and say that that shit is going to fucking not win. It's not it. Yeah, that's good radio. Oh my
God. I'm you guys, I'm so sorry you have to listen to this. Yeah, the show shows over, man. I'm
trying to wrap it up. God damn. I'm just saying, well, what if I bet 100 to Kyle and you bet 100
to Blake or something? You know, what's up with it? Can I be part of this better? I'm trying to do.
I'm trying to bring you in. I feel like we're a squad and Blake's saying that I'm in the bed.
Derz in the bet. Blake's in the bet, but Adam got to sit it out. And I'm like, I don't want to sit it
out. I'd like to be part of the you want to take the field or you want to take. Yeah, that's what
I'm trying to I got your back home, boy. Thank you. So now we have to figure it out. It's a
warranty that I'd love to be part of that. If Dua Lipa wins the Grammy, you owe Adam $100 and you
owe me $100. If she doesn't win, we owe you guys $100. See, so the stakes were just raised for me
and Anders for all of you keeping track on this bet. Because he's paying out 100 and we're paying
out 200. We have the chance. It's now become a $200 bet for me and you. What about Adam? Where's
Adam at? No, because you're paying out to you're getting 100 from either. Wait, how is this going
to fucking work? Wait, how is it? Hang on. Let's split the bet down. Was it the bet? Adam's joining
Blake, right? Dua Lipa wins. We pay them $200. When Dua Lipa loses, they pay us $200. But they
should have to pay each of us $200. No. No, Kyle, are you drunk? No, I'm the only one not drunk on
this fucking pod. Well, you're acting like a god drunk. I don't think that works. I don't think
that raises the stakes for me, right? Yes, now. You know what I mean? You're gambling addict. We
don't need to raise the stakes. The stakes of the stakes. Can't you just be happy with the stakes?
The Omaha stakes, which is my Thanksgiving dinner is sponsored by my freezer right now. I'm very
excited about it. So are there any callbacks, takebacks, or apologies, guys? I'm down for
whatever, whatever, man. My wallet's open for you gentlemen. I want to apologize to everyone
listening for this podcast. It was off the rails from the jump, but guess what? That's kind of the
fucking deal. Oh, a little mission statement from Will said. Yes, that was kind of the deal.
It's not always going to be polished. Yeah. Rehearsed. You've always been the word,
Smith of our crew. What else? Polished and rehearsed. Okay. It was pretty much this podcast
was pretty much frozen pizza. There we go. Cool as fuck. Cool as fuck. Yeah, that being said,
cool as fuck. Yeah, delicious when heated. I would love to give a compliment to all the Grammy
nominees. A special shout out to Power Trip, RIP Riley, Thundercat, Flying Lotus, two of the
best guys. Congratulations. Grammys 2021 tune in. Big stuff. Big stuff for them. Yeah. What are you
going to do on Grammy night? Do you watch or do you just kind of watch Twitter and see what happens?
I definitely tweet along. Let's all tweet along for these Grammys. But do you actually watch?
Do you actually watch? If we're still quarantining, I will be glued to that television.
Hey, it's a guarantee you're going to be quarantining. Okay, then I'll be there. It's a
guarantee. You're cheating. It's takebacks and compliments and all that shit. It's takebacks
and apologies and then we let you put compliments on there. I have zero apologies. Takebacks,
compliments and apologies. Zero apologies, zero compliments. What's the other one?
I'm not going to tell you. Takebacks and apologies or compliments. Your sober brain gets
a memory in here. Zero compliments, zero apologies. Kyle, you should apologize to me for coming after
me right from the jump. You really went at me at the beginning. I don't think I deserved it.
What do you mean? I'm pissed now. I'm pissed now. Run the tape back. You were coming at me. You were
putting words in your mouth. I was not coming at you. I think, hey, we'll roll the tape back.
I think a lot of people are going to be like, whoa, this is really embarrassing for Kyle. He
was like a real dick out the gate. Adam was kind of wearing his heart on the sleeve. He was telling
some stories about how he was dumb. Is that endearing? Do people like that? Yeah, they do
because I'm not afraid to admit that I sometimes put my foot in my mouth and you were coming at me
a little bit. I think you guys were coming at each other. You guys were coming at each other.
You were docking. Here's what it is. I'll take back something from the last episode. Oh, last
episode that we recorded? Yeah, the last episode that we recorded because you were giving a compliment
to the aruguloids for standing by me and I kind of took that as like, hey, this motherfucker's stepping
in and taking my aruguloids from me. Yeah, taking your fans. Yeah, and I felt that way. But when
I thought about it over the last four days, I definitely has been like, dude, dude, let it go,
bro. You got to let it go. You got to get a fucking other hobby. No, I know. I hold these things. I
hold these things and I got it and I apologize for that. That's what was bugging you when we started
off the podcast. I take it back and I also apologize and I'm going to compliment you for
making my fans our fans because without all of our fans, this podcast will not survive.
Yes, it wouldn't work. Yeah. Okay. And thank you, Kyle. And I want to thank you for being the
bigger man. Taking the higher road. And I would like, and taking the higher road. Way bigger.
Much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much bigger wider. Yep, could squash you.
Yeah, I'm a denser man. You know, it's crazy. It's this is you guys are gearing up and it's
on the eve of Thanksgiving that cannot be a coincidence. It's this time of the year. Yep.
Because you guys have fist fought like two or three Thanksgiving's you guys have fist fought.
Yeah, our Thanksgiving is when Kyle and I really for whatever the moon
hangs low for us and we got a howl at it, baby. It's when the night is night for too long. We go
at each other. Yeah. Yeah. That's when I'm pissing in a bush next to his childhood friend. Also,
I've been friends with them for years at this point. So it's and it and his roommate for years.
And then all of a sudden he like shoves me. He's like, you're pissing too close to my friend.
That's the time of year it is. But the best part was he was puking. And I was like, you're pissing
too close to where my friend's trying to puke. Oh, sure. But I was the one who started pissing
first and he came up next to me started to puke. I'm a defender, you know, I defend
when that happens. I did this stuff to Durs. It's like, I just do it. I choose these sides and I get
angry at one of them. You know what I mean? Okay. It's tough to it's tough to find a compromise
sometimes, you know, especially in my drunk brain. And now, you know, I don't drink no more. So
and on that note, this is important. Done with that take back or apology or whatever that was.
Hey, but also Durs, I'm like, they're still open. Yeah, honestly, they didn't do anything.
He didn't do anything. I did. I complimented all the Grammy winners. Yeah, I got through it. You
guys have been rambling like some fucking loser. I was the first one to say I apologize to the
guest. Oh, you apologize to the guest. I complimented the Grammy winners. Yep. You already
Blake, you do that all the time. By the way, let's just talk about now because Blake, you always
like throw shit out to the world. You don't throw shit to in the circle. You know what I mean?
I don't want to talk to you guys anymore. I want to go to my mom. I'm at my mom's house. Please
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