This Is Important - Ep 170: Live From Austin: The Guys Kept Austin Weird
Episode Date: November 21, 2023Live from Austin! Today, this is what's important: Olympians, Waco Surf, harassment vs assault, two-stepping, their ideal men, Austin stories, getting cut out of projects, Ice Spice, hot topics, Q&a...mp;A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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My whole goal of the tour is to kiss my best friends
in every city.
I did PCP tonight.
I thought I could lift this whole truck up.
This dick looks like Eatsy's finger and it lights up.
Yeah, that's great.
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Buzz off.
I just want a party.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
I just want a party.
I got Austin.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Oh, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
You know, I know it's pretty exciting for you guys to see us throwing buzz balls out to you.
Very scary for us.
Why are you so scared?
Because tonight I'm seeing a lot of like, yeah, here.
And then as soon as it comes to them, they're like, yeah.
So like, I don't want to hurt nobody.
Am I threw one up there? I saw that are you are you good?
Yeah, yeah, I feel like they're good up there
I feel it's a way to buzz is Texas not a baseball score. They more of a football school
I'm still gonna send it football's been doing pretty damn well
Yeah, but football you got a catch to don't you? well. But football, you got to catch two, don't you?
Not all the players.
You got to catch when you play football, though.
Not all the players, Kyle.
A lot, though.
Right?
Some players are not allowed to catch the ball.
I just learned.
Right, yes.
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I mean, like six is a lot named.
Brendan Hanson, Aaron Pierceall, Joseph schooling,
Art of Them.
Who else?
Somebody shout more.
I mean, they, Nate, Nate, Nate,
Nate, dozing.
You say Nate, not Michael Phelps.
He went to Michigan.
These are all really impressive.
Also, those could just be,
Neil Walker.
Neil Walker.
Right, guys, remember at NCAA's,
when he won the Hunter back,
and set the record with a broken hand?
Wow, really?
Remember that, guys?
I like that some people too.
How amazing.
Yeah, you guys didn't know that.
I'm actually blown away, but as much as as like this knowledge is incredible, I'm impressed.
It could very easily be completely made up and none of us would know.
I don't think there's works like that.
I don't think there's works like that.
You actually knew four people from here.
Four swimmers, huh?
That's impressive.
Did I say more than that?
Oh, I thought you said four.
You said forest Whitaker?
I know that's not a swimmer.
No, he actually had sick under waters
He would just throw on the nose plug and you'd be like bye. We actually just win swimming
I haven't been swimming in so long. We were at we did the wake-o surf. Yes, we did
Yeah, shout out to wake up. Is that what it's called wake-o surf?
Waco. Yeah, yeah, that was fucking sick dude. They invite us out there
They have like the the wave pool and dude
We were all so not a way of pool. I mean it is a pool that makes waves, but it's so much more
It's a man. It's you call it a man-made wave
Not a wave pool. Why are we shitting on me for what I call it's a wave pool? I
That's a you know, that's just, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't think so.
No.
What would you call it?
Wavy waters.
Fair enough.
I would call it a surf lagoon.
I'm going to go.
There has been no points awarded.
But like, we know what a wave pool is.
That's where, when you're 10 years old, you go in there
to be like, oops. That was you. You were a creep when you were 10? No, pool is that's where when you're 10 years old you go in there to be like the best
That was you you were creep when you're 10. No, I said that's what people do. Oh wait you go and wave pool and you select sexually harass people I said that people do this not I was a
Do you have to watch out for that?
Yeah, right wait. What's the difference?
Should we have this conversation between harassing the small thing?
I can't think of a better time or place.
Between harass and assaulting, is that right?
Yes, harassment is just being like,
when you see like a fine booty and you're like, damn,
I want to eat that fine booty.
Yes, but it's also, but it's in the break room of your work.
Actually, Blake, that can be anywhere.
Right, it doesn't have to be just in the workplace.
You can harass anybody on this.
It turns out nowadays, you can't say you want to eat a girl's ass in any location.
That's just the society reliving folks.
We're good for good or bad.
So is the assaulting version of that?
You actually go up and start-
Thank you try to eat the booty.
I'm just like through the pants or whatever. Yeah, you get a little fork and knife out.
Ooh, get on your knees.
Ooh, yeah, put your napkin in your bib.
Yeah.
That's aggravated assault.
Yeah, there's levels to it.
I think that might be attempted murder at that point.
If you're actually stabbing the person's ass,
because I,
the knife is mostly for show.
Well, it's definitely a salt with a deadly weapon.
That is.
I didn't say what kind of knife.
You didn't say what?
It's a plastic knife.
It's still, I think a plastic knife could be deadly
in some scenarios.
I don't know.
But they could be as I'm thinking of.
It broke right in half as soon as it touched it.
If you break plastic, the ass was so blooded out.
So maybe it made the knife even pointier
when it broke.
I don't know.
Maybe it's more deadly at that point.
Yeah, you don't.
Yeah, it's real.
Yeah, it's real.
What?
Oh, no.
We got here a day early, dude,
and we had a great night.
We went to, what was the name of that restaurant?
Jeffries.
Jeffries.
Did Jeffries?
Yeah, that place fucking rocks. Yeah, Jeffries.
We haven't been there. Go there. Yeah, we were Hello, fancy. Yeah, it was Hello, fancy.
Like, I mean, I didn't know you could make devil eggs any better than regular devil eggs.
Oh, so good.
Yeah, I was a guy or a guy or a guy.
It was so fancy. Me and Kyle had a game where he had to finish two glasses of water to the bottom.
Yes. Without them coming to like refill it. Right. where he had to finish two glasses of water to the bottom
without them coming to refill it.
Because they're so good at filling your water.
And I was only drinking water.
Usip and then they'd be like,
yeah, good go.
But I couldn't like chug it.
I had to be like,
you weren't allowed to, you had to drink it regularly.
This is how wild we got last night.
And I fucking, he filled it up the first time when it was like down here, I was like,
Durs, check it out.
Next drink, Bro came in, it was like, right in.
Fucked up your whole world.
Do we think that guy was just graded his job, or did he like mouth type bottle?
Yeah.
He'd like look at you and go, no.
Well, then after that, I got it down two times.
I got it to the ice two times.
Yeah. So he was slackin', we caught him slackin'. I won. I got it to the ice two times. So he was slacking we caught him slack
I won
Is that is that a
Sexual harassment just saying type but hold on it is I think it yeah, I think it is our show would not get made in today's
Climate yeah, it's probably always been sexual harassment if you say that to
somebody. It's just how we're kind of. Dude, I get harassed every day of my life.
No, it means something different. It's like how Blake always says gay and then
it's like, I don't I don't mean it like that. I mean it's different. Yeah, Blake is
always saying gay and retarded and all kinds of a really fun. Oh boy. Oh boy. And this is
like, now this is slander. Oh boy. And this is slander.
I mean, it's so fucking slander.
Yeah, Blake is always saying stuff like that.
What the hell?
Yeah, and he's always like, I don't know,
ISIS has a point.
Right.
Right.
Wee.
You're always like, Blake is always saying shit like that.
You're always like, I wish ISIS was gay.
And it's retarded that they're not.
Yeah.
Yeah, Blake is always saying pretty offensive stuff like that.
And it's just like that's a weird thing to get tattooed on your back.
You sure?
Hey, dude, why do you have that tattooed on your butt?
The only way to prove it is by showing the audience your ass.
Okay, okay, wait, time out.
There's only one way to prove it.
Time out, time out, time out. Now's no one way to prove it. Time out, time out, he's talking Austin.
Now all you motherfuckers are sexually harassing me.
Oh, that's right.
And I wish.
Now you wish.
And I know Texas law and I will sue your ass.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't think there is no Texas law here.
Yeah.
I think this has the most laws, doesn't it?
Doesn't Texas have a bunch of laws
There's no laws you can do whatever until somebody ropes you and then like you're done Yeah, how can they told me I couldn't fucking smoke weed on the streets then like what's up with that?
Because
I was gonna I was gonna say the G word, but I won't even do it for the joke
Yeah, you like to use it with like like vicious anger behind it.
I don't like this big guy.
And then we went after we freaking house some food at Jeffries.
Then we went to my favorite bar that I've been to.
The last like three times I've been to Austin, the only place I ever go to is Whitehorse. Yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
And it rules and every time I just get roped into dancing with some girl and a cowboy hat that
pokes me in the face and she's like, I'ma show you the two step.
Right.
And and watch this shit, Kyle.
What do you need me to do?
Yeah, we're trying to do the two step.
I don't know how to do the two step, bro.
Here we go.
Here we go.
16, 9, 10. Here we go. Here we go.
Okay, hey just relax. Okay, you're too tense with the two. I don't know what the fuck is going on So the two-step you got to be loose and casual and just move these head
Okay
Hey, you want to play a something? What the the fuck yeah, I'll play you guys something. Yeah, play some
Bring it back. That's actually nice. You got it. You got it there towards the end
Thanks, I'm I'm very very,000% positive. That's the first
time somebody's two steps to Steve Stone Cold Steve Austin's entries music. Steve cold
Austin maybe. That sentence took me four days to say. Yeah I don't know what's going on
with you. Steve, we drank a lot last night as what it was. Yeah we know we've been going
pretty hard in Texas. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah, we did.
It's the only way we know that it's the it's the cowboy way, isn't it?
By the way, we don't go hard. We go pretty hard. Yeah, I mean, I get I feel we're getting old. So
now going hard is just doing two shots. Right. Man, for me, for me, I don't even drink. So
going hard is. Yeah, it's doing like two to three shots. Yeah, no, for me for me. I don't even drink so going on drink
Stass is doing like two to three shots and 15 loan starts No for me for me. It's for me. It's going to bed by 10 and waking up and getting a massage
No, it's hard. Kyle for you going hard is literally challenging the waiter to fill your water before you finish it
Dude I fucking won one I won I won
before you finish it. Dude, I fucking won.
He won, he won.
I won, I won.
Amen.
Come back.
Anybody care about that?
Do people care about that?
Because they do.
Hey Kyle, and guess what you get for that?
Yes, points.
Get some points.
Thank God.
You get some points.
Sick.
You get some points.
And then after the White Horse, after you were two stepping?
Yeah, so I two stepped a lot.
Thanks for teaching me that, by the way.
That was, yeah, my body physically hurt all day and I had to stretch for like half the
day.
And then we went to, what was the name of that bar?
Yellow Jackets.
Yellow Jackets.
Yeah.
And I love that place because the bartenders were mad cool, dude.
We come in and they're like, we close in 10 minutes and we're like, okay.
And then they're like, a closing time comes and they're like, do close in 10 minutes. And we're like, okay. And then they're like, a closing time comes
and they're like, you guys want a bunch of shots?
We're big fans.
And I was like, oh, fuck yeah.
I thought you guys hated us, but you actually love us.
Right.
And then you guys stayed at the bar.
Mad light.
Yeah, yeah.
I think we ended up leaving around like 3 a.m.
So.
Woo!
Pretty hard.
And I'm going to say this publicly, I'm proud of my group of friends.
We don't do cocaine.
So that's a big feat.
Yeah, that's true.
Adams like I will, but someone can have some.
I'll do it, but I don't actively do cocaine.
Yeah, come on.
Staying out till 3 a.m.
off the strength of frozen margaritas is pretty fucking good.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's like, I feel like that's the perfect time
to go to bed too, like to start toning it down.
Cause you don't see the sun come up,
you're not weird on the next day,
you still feel like you can get some Z's.
Yeah.
And we surfed all damn day
Like professional surfers. Yeah, well, it was so funny to do because it's like
They invited us to go to the the wayco surf and we were so pumped to get there
We thank you by the way and then there was like a bunch of people who paid to be there
Mm-hmm, and they're all so fucking hot
So hot so shredded so good every fucking dude was just like the coolest
looking motherfucker, they're all like,
so like you guys getting after it?
I'm like, I don't really know what that means,
but yeah, we're trying like perfects, like sunkissed skin
and like the hair was like perfectly tussled.
And the body's out of the fucking box.
69, dude!
My God, dude.
And then after we flopped in the water for an hour, dude, it's the perfect wave, right?
The whole thing is it gives you the perfect wave to get up.
My fat ass couldn't even, I was like, I was like fighting the water the entire time.
I was like, ah!
And then at one point I got on my knees like this.
I go,
and then afterwards everyone's just so supportive
because they're just cool-ish.
It's like, you actually fucking ripped, bro.
You did, bro.
Yeah, thank you. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, you actually fucking ripped, bro. You did, bro. Yeah, thank you.
And then I'm like, oh, maybe I did kind of rip.
And then they got out there,
and they're playing like fucking cool-ass music.
And it was just big ass, like the ways were four times the time.
Did you hear music?
There was no music.
When I looked at these men, music played in my head.
Adam's like, remember when everything slowed down
and it was like slow motion and you're like,
yeah, weirdly the cow is parted
and sun shined on their abs.
Adam, they shredded through the water.
Your dick just cut out of your wetsuit.
Can I ask you a question?
No.
Okay, moving on.
I'd rather you didn't.
I would like you didn't.
I would like to hear it.
What type of guy would you be into if you had to choose a type of guy?
What do you mean?
Like obviously, you're like hyper attracted to California surfer, bro.
He went out of one of the saltwater kisses.
No, no, no, it's not about, I'm not trying to.
I don't want saltwater kisses, dude.
You're the one that's wildly homophobic of our crew. No, no, it's not about, I'm not trying to throw water kisses, dude. I don't want saltwater kisses. Yeah, you do, man.
Well, you're the one that's wildly homophobic of our crew.
We've established that.
Yeah.
I love it.
But I'm also, I'm not into guys sexually.
But I look at them and go, oh, I wish I didn't,
I wish I wasn't 45% body fat right now
You're more you're more appreciative you're not horny. I'm not horny for them. I'm going oh, I wish I was I wish I was a classic hot boy
Well, I think is that this question is that like what this is like you know
It this is just like we're in a room to get forget that
Thousands of people are watching this conversation. Okay. I'm asking if you had a... Josie, you had a broadcast.
If you had to pick a genre...
Well, hung black guys.
Which say that specific master party?
Said, well hung black guys.
Oh, well hung black guys.
Oh, well hung black guys.
Hot, hot, hot.
Yeah, guys with huge fucking cocks.
Yeah.
Okay, put...
Let's check that out.
Can you want me to make believe, you know?
I feel like I would be a size queen, probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Size king.
I was sitting.
I was sitting.
Sorry.
I guess maybe I didn't.
Did you mean like personality type?
I kind of just made no.
No, I mean.
Because I just want to argue that that is a personality type.
If you have, I think more than eight inches, that's your personality.
Because you're always measuring things opposite your dick.
You're like, what is this, eight and a half by eleven?
That's about the size of my dick.
That's eight and a half on that side.
I know that.
Yeah, that's about right.
Hey man, could you see that's the eleven side.
Could you hand me your eight and a half inch microphone real quick?
Hey Blake, this is an eight and a half inches buddy. I would have known. I've never seen that measurement of
length in my life. It's more the microphone's nine inches okay. Okay.
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Boy cows. Yeah, and boy cows are just like overweight
Thing with it. Yeah
Well, dude, I'm sitting right here. Don't get sexually attracted to me, dude
And Kyle yeah, I was just super in the golf dudes. I was gonna say mechanics, but a golf mechanic is tight, you know?
Right.
Woo!
Oh god, that is the perfect answer for Kyle.
He's like, I don't know, covered in grease, it does something to me.
Yeah, I mean, just knowing how an engine works.
Oh, I mean, we're gonna twist the right knobs and poke the right stuff.
They know what's under the hood.
Actually, now I want to change my answer.
Oh, wait, let me just, because I think I'm stumbling into something
that the first Goth person was probably a mechanic who just
got oiled right under his eyes.
And was like, this works.
Yeah.
I have to go out like this.
Yeah.
Yeah. Go ahead to go out like this. Yeah.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Holy shit.
Mind blown, baby.
Go ahead.
I just want to say now that I think about, because now I'm thinking about what their occupation
is.
That's what I thought you meant.
Like, what are they into?
Yeah.
Well, firemen, firemen are pretty hot.
Well, yeah.
That classically firemen are hot.
They got calendars in the shit.
They're heroes.
Which by the way, I'm so bummed that we never came out
because we talked about it all the time
in the workaholics writers room
that we gotta come out with like us on a calendar.
We could, we could do it.
I thought you just said that we never came out
and I'm like, we're doing it.
We could do that.
It would be what?
It would be three pictures of each of us.
Because that's 12, 12 months.
I'm doing math up here.
I don't know what you're saying, ladies and gentlemen.
Live math.
Wow.
That was crazy.
They are able to pull that together that quickly, don't they?
You know what I mean?
I still got it.
Fucking proud of you, don't.
Wow.
I'm a dumbass.
I feel like firefighters are bad boys
that like cleaned up their act.
Because for sure they're into fire, so maybe they're a little arsonist.
I mean they're wild, they're willing to run into burning buildings.
Yeah.
And so they probably used to do stuff like that before, but now they do it for good.
Okay.
If we took pictures, what would your pictures? What would your spread be like you know
If we had to take it like we all I don't think we have overlapping birthday months so we could all do our own birthday
I would be me not catching away that wake up serve
I'd get January so it'd be something by the fire and like a fur coat or something like
Are we calling months now? Well, I'm saying it's my birthday so I think we can all do our birthday months
Okay, I don't think I have overlapping birthday months. Okay, so I'm just a fucking a bunch of leprechauns
Oh, you're saying patties they think well Blake you don't have to fuck them. Yeah, what are you?
This is a sexy posed photo. This is not yeah, you don't have to fuck them. Yeah, what do you yeah? This is the sexy posed photo. This is not yeah
You don't have to fuck everything I mean in this but in this calendar you can if you want to we can discuss that but like
We all our own photos. We bring it together. It's like Blake's just fucking a leprechaun
It's just fucking a witch for October. It's fucking a old pumpkin. old pumpkin. Yeah, meanwhile, I just have a head coming out of a turkey.
Yeah.
I have like a star's and stripes top hat.
Yeah, oh, fuck you're doing it.
Kyle, that's really creative, and then we get to march.
Oh my god.
Do you do this?
You have two leprecon's butt fucking you.
Who's hand is that?
This might be our gayest episode yet.
As it should be.
Dude, RuPaul one time said that we had the gayest show on television.
That is true.
That is true.
That's why I was like, that was tight.
Yeah.
That's amazing. I feel like we did talk boys! That was tight. Yeah. Yeah.
It's amazing.
I feel like we did talk about when I was a young boy and she came out on Beauty and the
Beach or like MTV Beach Club like Spring Break and she performed work.
Yeah.
And I didn't know what I was like, that's the tallest woman I've ever seen.
And her hair's blonde and she's black and I'm throwing you for a little hard.
Yeah, you're rock hard.
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So we've been coming to Austin for a long time.
We came to South by Southwest.
Before Workaholics had even come out.
Yes, yes, That's right. Yes.
And the box was coming out like in a few months or whatever, but we're there to like do promo.
But no one knows us. Did we play it at Emo's or whatever? Did we error? We did. We like did.
We had like these sneak peeks that we were doing. There was sneak peeks and there was like
posters on the on like six street or whatever of your guys' faces
So we had to take those posters down and be like see yeah, we were just standing by the posters all night long
Yeah, I think we didn't we show it at like a vice party and everybody came and watched it and
Did not like it and then immediately afterwards Tyler, Tyler, the creator, performed here.
But he's like, this is why we were here.
That's right, right.
I totally remember.
But they made him sit through our episode.
You couldn't hear the show at all.
That's why they didn't like it.
That's why.
Well, yeah, it was not the,
I remember being very frustrated
and it was not the venue.
And then remember, remember, we were,
it was like TV on the radio was performing and we were going to introduce them
Yeah, we're stoked right and so it's like a big crowd TV on the radio is about to perform and then they come out to us
And they're like actually you're not going to introduce them because the teletubbies are here
No, it was not the teletubbies. I thought it was a black thought.
Who was it?
What is that black thought or quest love or somebody?
No, you, what guys?
No, the fucking, what are they, what are they called?
It's yo gaba gaba, you fucking weirdos.
Right, thank you, yeah, you got gaba gaba.
But I'm not way off.
Yeah, so we got poms for yo gaba gaba.
Which, my crazy?
I still have no fucking clue who yo gaba gaba is.
What?
No idea.
You know what, Kyle?
You're off the project.
Am I supposed to?
I mean, I remember what they look like
from when we introduced them and nobody fucking cared.
Goodbye.
No, we went on stage and we're like,
what's up, we're the workaholics.
It's just like 5,000 people like.
Yeah, no, I think one guy in the back was just like,
fuck you. That was our buddy Teddy Teddy it was a lot of that get off the fucking stage
we've been here for three seconds we just got here we're literally just announcing
the band and then we were we're always we got no cheer and we're like and we're
introducing yoga Gabba Gabba and all of a sudden it's just RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I want to fuck you. We put today. You got to get it.
It actually made me go like fuck.
Should we make a children show?
Right.
Just lose them.
I'm going to talk.
Do they talk?
No, you're going to get a smoke for them.
I think it was black thought.
I don't think it's black thought.
Is this a...
Is this a Bismarkey?
No, I think it was just an actor. He wore like the big black glasses
Don't look at me. Dude. I have no fucking clue. He's people are I have no idea I was there
Oh, we had another I think it was another South by Southwesters after the show had come out and
We throw this big-ass house party
Yeah, this was sick. Where was that? Yeah, we came back and shit was real different. I don't remember. Okay
Was it was yeah, it's raining. Anybody at the workaholic's house party
Hey, yes, thank you for thank you for sticking with us after all. Yeah. Yeah, thank you
Thank you. This was like a 12 hour event. We got there in the morning and it just was like we just drank all
Fucking day. It was the past. I remember drinking for, I think, 12 hours
and then around our 10 realizing,
it was super fucking hot that day, sweating like crazy.
I realized I hadn't gone to the bathroom yet.
Right.
You're pissing through your pores.
I was just sweating the beer.
I remember we had 10,000 people on the guest list, but you could only 500 people fit inside
of the party, so it was one person in, one person out, so there's just like a line of my
along.
So we felt bad, right?
So I was like, we gotta go entertain these people.
So I hopped on the back of some guy's motorcycle and then cracked two beers and like as he was
driving,
of course I'm like holding on to him like this.
That's cool.
Like such a little bit.
That's actually tight.
And then drinking the beers like, okay, no, that's not a little bit.
That's cool.
And the cop grabbed me and was like, I don't want to arrest you, but that's not legal here.
See, there's a lot of laws here. By the way, if you're ever in a line outside of a thing
We're doing an atom comes out to like be nice and glad hand. He's just looking for free weed. Oh
What's up, man? You want a picture? Somebody smells like reefer over here
What's up with that?
I'm still gonna send it That shit was cool. We had so many bands play at that house. Yeah, we had the cool kids.
We had a trash talk. We had Freddie Gibbs. I think Waves played it.
I think the portal opened up in the Wizards performance. They did.
I remember that. That's right. They did. That's wild when that portal opens up and those wizards come out.
Yeah.
For wild time.
Bigger scrolls that happens tonight, we're not sure if it will, but yeah.
It's up to those wizards.
Yeah, it's not up to us.
It's up to them.
Oh, and then my dad came, right?
Yes.
My dad was on a fishing trip, dude.
Wait, he was on a fishing trip with his buddy Scotty.
And my dad calls me, he's like, eh, you in Austin. And I'm like, yeah, we're doing that thing I told you about and he goes,
I were gonna roll through. And I'm like, awesome. He pulls up in his
truck, towing his bass boat. Yeah, yeah, that was great. And they were so
sunburned that like their faces were peeling off. It was not even like funny.
It was like, worry some, it's scary. It was not even like funny. It was like,
worry something scary.
It was concerning.
Yeah.
And then he's like, it'll be fine.
And then he proceeded to drink with us all night.
And at one point I see,
because I came, I introduced him from the stage
and I'm like, that's my dad right there.
So suddenly he's like famous.
And my dad would make a horrible famous person.
Because immediately he was just grinding on 22 year old girls. he's like famous and my dad would make a horrible famous person because he
immediately he was just grinding on 22 year old girls.
Yep, that's me.
And I like her, yeah.
That's me.
Yep, that's me.
And then I was like filming him and he's like, yeah baby.
Rockstar live in.
And then he recognizes that I'm filming him and he goes, I have the video and he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no not be mine. That's how I found it. No, they're not. They're not. Wait, so
your dad told your mom before you sent the video or did you send it? He, you know,
asked it, the classic move where you out yourself first. Yeah, yeah. Look, Adam's going to
send you a letter. I was going to rat my dad out, you know, but he didn't know he
wasn't sure. He got ahead of it. That's also one of my favorite moments of all time
is we're on the way home in a van with your dad.
Blasting pink Floyd.
Yep.
Teachers leave those kids alone, whatever.
And you know how they say and they go,
teachers, but your dad kept coming in early
and being like, teachers, no, teachers, no.
Teacher, no. Teacher, no.
Ah, son of a bitch.
Teachers, leave those kids alone.
It was great.
That's a baby.
That's a great, fucking moment.
Listing the drugs he may or may not have done.
Yeah, and you were like, whoa, what the fuck?
That was like, I did PCP tonight.
Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, I can lift this whole truck up, I did PCP tonight. Yeah, oh my God.
I thought I could lift this whole truck up.
I still got the foiley right here.
You weren't a little bit of it.
Yeah.
And then they were gone in the morning, like super early.
We couldn't find his friend.
Remember, his friend went missing.
My God, they were 60 year old friend,
Scotty just went missing.
And then we found him at 4 a.m.
sleeping in his truck like this. And we were calling him. He was body. Remember we were calling him Scotty the body and so after we found him we're like
like we found the body. We found the body. Well, what have been so cool for the whole time? We're like, dude, look at Scotty Scotty the body and then that morning
He was dead. Yeah, it would have been a different kind of like shit. We so cool is the right phrase. Yeah, it would have been a different kind of like, oh shit, we so cool is the right phrase.
Yeah, that would have been way different.
You would have been like, oh fuck, we found the body.
Yeah, this story would have ended a little different, we'd be like, and now a moment of silence
for Scott.
He was so sunburned though, you wouldn't know he was dead for like several days.
Why did he fall asleep and fucking, dude, you know why?
You know why?
Because he was ready to drive, dude.
He was in the car, ready to take drivers in the morning.
And that's what I, cause I called him the next day
cause they were gone before we woke up.
And then they were like, just such an old man thing.
They're like, yeah, I wanted to hit the road
before traffic, right?
Right.
Right.
What?
Meanwhile, you're like, you're driving,
you're driving to Omaha, Nebraska from Austin, Texas. Yeah, dude. Yeah, you have 12 hours ahead of you dude
I'm telling you by 8 a.m. Austin to Omaha is a parking lot
We're lucky we got out of there before 7 30
Especially during South by when everybody's on the go
Especially during Southby when everybody's on the go. Scotty the body.
We found the body.
We found the body.
Thank God, we found the body.
Isaac, I went through this pretty quick.
Can I get a fucking beer out here, brother?
Whoop!
Isaac, hoop!
Isaac, I need an MF in beer, dude.
He's coming, he's just,'s just we just bring a whole round please
Thank you brother, Judy show his nips or what's the deal?
Come on tonight is the night where sexual harassment doesn't count. Yeah. Show us those names translucent nips. What do you say he wants to eat my
butthole? Yeah, somebody just exactly what I heard. I like how he's like no I'm
gonna shout it again honey. I'm gonna ununseate this time. She's like, no, I'm gonna shout it again, honey.
I'm gonna un-un-un-seate this time.
She's like, I wish you wouldn't, I wish you wouldn't.
And he's like, you're gonna like this.
Oh, man, man, man, man.
Just why don't you go home and don't go into my closet
where I keep my manifesto.
Fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
Oh fuck, oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
He said, show us your buzz balls.
I heard you, but I can interpret blackout drunk.
I'm really good.
You can speak blackout.
I speak green.
I'm fluent in blackout.
That was me last night when I was like earlier in the night.
I'm like, absolutely no shots.
And then we took like three shots.
And at the end, they were like, do you guys want shots? And I was like, absolutely no shots. And then we took like three shots. And at the end, they were like, do you guys want shots?
And I was like, absolutely.
Teachers, I'll take shots for me and my friends.
Yes, please.
Yes, please, I'll take a shot.
Yes, please.
And seven younger shots.
What did you say?
He said seven younger shots.
And he said, please.
I said, please. So he has to lie down.
I'm blackout drunk, but I'm very polite.
I'm very polite.
The most polite blackout drunk.
Yeah, I do.
You are.
You're a super happy dude when you get to play.
Yeah, I'd say, I'd say, I'd say,
I'd say, I'd say, I'd say,
I'd say, all of us are pretty happy.
Blake, Blake and Dallas kept kissing on me.
Oh, boy.
Oh, really?
Kiss on the busie.
Yeah, he kept, he got, he made like a speech
about what a good guy I am and he was like hanging on to me and he's like, I did. See you
guys are so that's sweet. That's sweet. I also did that in San Jose. Do I do that in every
city? I think I was thinking San Jose. Here comes your San Jose kiss. Have you gotten
your Austin kiss yet? Here's, here's the, yeah.
Yeah, my whole goal of the tour
is to kiss my best friends in every city.
And you, and you ask the gay question,
it's all making sense.
Get over here.
So you guys don't fight each other
when you get blackout drunk anymore.
What's up with that?
No, the only person that would fight is you Kyle.
It doesn't happen when I'm answering.
That's why we are still out degenerate alcoholics and you had to stop.
Yeah, wow. That was all of the...
You would always wake up and you're like,
why are my knuckles bloody?
And you're like, I got to drywall the whole way again.
Well, good for you guys. I'm glad you can do it.
That's cool.
Cheers to you.
Yeah.
I'll drink to that.
I'll get to that.
Playboy.
Are you gonna drink to that?
What do you drink?
Like, just like water?
Or fucking what?
I drink water, bro.
Cheers.
I'm asking for me.
This is a classic.
This is a go-go.
This is a Red Bull vodka mixed with soda water.
All right.
I'm still gonna have a harder time. I to cut it a little bit with the soda water,
you know.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
Classic go go.
So you're a Red Bull guy over just monster?
Come on dude, monster energy fucking wrong.
What's happening to monster?
Why don't you do monster and what is all this is in there?
Vodka?
Is that what you said?
Yeah, why don't you drink vodka?
What are you drinking over there?
Coffee, dude.
Well, I mean, any energy drink will do,
but there's sugar free red bulls here,
so that's where I fucking pound.
Is that a boss move?
Like, how come no one goes up to the bar tender
and says, let me get a vodka monster?
Almost all bars do not carry that.
But I'll be honest,
haven't you always been pissed when you're like,
I'll take a Red Bull vodka and they're like,
we've got rock star.
Oh, that's rare.
I do want to smack someone when that happens.
Well, only if the bartenders
weren't like a very flat bill baseball cap.
Oh, yeah.
That's the only time that happens.
When you have
monster when they have monster and rock star. The flatter the ball cap the more
likely they're having rocks for our energy. So check out the bartender and you go
not even gonna ask. Dude the worst is like now we stay I mean we're
boozy assholes we stay like nice ass hotels and you're like I sit like this
I'll take a Red Bull vodka and they're like,
we don't have energy drinks.
Right.
Right. Oh yeah, it's so fucking,
it's tough to get a shot of Yeager at some of these places.
They're like, we have a Celsius.
Sure.
I hate it when people are judgmental
about my Yeager intake.
Yeah.
I'm like, yo, can I get a shot of Yeager?
And they're like, this isn't call-litch, man.
Well, dude, that was last night when we got Yeager at Whitehorse.
They were like, Yeager?
I had to say it like three times.
I was like, Yeager, myster.
And he's like, Yeager.
Sorry.
And I'm like, he's the sound of myster.
It sounded like you said, Yeager.
And I'm like, why might've been saying it like,
Yeager?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Right.
Adam Navin is here.
He's shouting anger at everybody.
Anger.
LAUGHTER
Stinger!
Anger!
Ain't shot's anger!
Oh, man.
By the way, shout out to the bouncer who was like six thousand feet tall and for some reason still
Had the feeling that he needed to like push and touch
Everyone that he walked past I'm like we're all moving
I step aside and he like reaches to be like move it fuck face
I think I think for you you know how like other big guys have to check. Other big guys? A little bit, I guess.
Yeah.
Your boobs are huge.
I think probably he just saw your boobs are huge.
A bunch of big guys.
I was like, I got it.
Before this guy gets out of control, I got to let him know.
I can shove him.
Right.
Also a big guy.
Yeah, because they're bigger guys.
They just let me run about.
They're like, look at this little fella.
Right.
Right.
He went, and I got in his hand, and then he put me on the stage, and he's like, sing something
for the people.
And I was like, please don't stop the music.
I've done that at like six shows.
Dude, it's so fun.
That goes well.
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Teachers
Hi, okay, yeah, Adam's gonna be like just shooting side. I like don't do it. Yeah, I won't do it again I won't do it again. I'm getting lack to cast it my legs. I won't do it again
I won't do it again. I'm getting lactic acid in my legs.
I won't do it again.
Please stop the music.
Oh fuck.
I feel like I've been skiing all morning.
Please stop.
That's the last one.
Please stop.
Oh, that's like Simon Says.
I was ready.
I like that it brings people so much joy.
The police don't stop the music.
That is cool.
Rihanna.
It's a fun mixed bag of people that know pitch perfect
and people that, yeah.
But then there's specific work of hallac fans that
detest it.
That are like, I'll meet them out and about in the world
and the guy will be like, holy shit bro, keep it sleazy.
Tight butthole.
And then the girl will be like holy shit bro keep it sleazy tight butthole right and then the girl will be like uh how was fat Amy and I'll be like shut the
fuck up Diane I'm talking about sleazy wow we're keeping it sleazy talking
about tight buttholes with him loose butthole loose butthole that is that is cool
that you got like it all covered that's amazing
wait how many people liked pitch perfect yeah okay I love those but holes are tight
mind you notice a more gutter-old noise from the but holes yeah yeah and how many people saw me as a judge on is it cake? I saw that shit plate. I watched that shit when I was in Hawaii. It was sick.
Thanks bro. Oh my god. That's like my biggest credit.
Jesus. No, you're in that episode of Entourage. That is true. That was very That's very early and all I had to do was like ask for a condom and I couldn't get the fucking lines right and Jeremy Piven was
fucking pissed
You don't want to be on that guy's bad side. What did he what did he do? He had a line
Well, it was like in Entourage you like act like they cared about the words a lot. Like, you had to say your lines, right?
And what a beautifully written show that was
where Trudeau's like,
what fucking chicks we bang at tonight, Vince?
Hold on, nope, that's not right.
It's actually babes, you said chicks,
we'll take it again, we'll take it again.
Right, right.
Sorry, I have to say,
yo, dude, is it cool if I rip a condom from you
or something and they're like actually?
Probably wasn't that, but go ahead. Definitely, I definitely said rip cool if I like rip a condom from you or something? And they're like actually probably wasn't that but go ahead.
No, it definitely I definitely said rip because I was like, nobody said,
dude, the condom ripped.
Yeah, that's that is confusing.
You ripped a condom.
They're like, uh, well, you don't want a torn condom.
You want a condom that is fully, yeah, that's a really weird.
It wasn't even that word they got hung up on.
They were like, not a condom. it's that condom from you or something.
And then like, I just, it wasn't clicking in my brain.
And I just remember Jeremy Piven, he's in the car during the scene.
He's just going, come on, Blake.
I mean, yeah.
I was, he probably had a fucking dinner reservation. I was like I
Was really scared of him
How many at least he knew your name. Well dude. He was he was already gold dude that guy was intimidating
Yeah, he was probably in care deep in his probably character
But I eventually got the line and I didn't get cut out of that episode. So that's pretty fucking cool.
That's good.
That's good, because you do get cut out of stuff.
Yeah, that happens.
I have been cut out of a lot of things.
A lot of commercials.
McDonald's commercials.
Got cut out of a McDonald's commercial.
Yeah.
You got, I don't remember this one.
Wow, I'm moving back to Concord.
I wish I had a piano right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like one of the, so I got a McDonald's commercial and...
That's a restaurant chain.
Yes, they sell hamburgers and nuggets.
It's kind of like Weta Burger.
Yeah.
Sort of in the same vein.
Okay.
But I remember that it shot really early.
I had to be on set like at 5am. and he doesn't do good like that.
And a lot of times when you're shooting a commercial,
it was like a big campaign.
So they were knocking out like six commercials in one day
or something.
So there was a lot of like waiting.
And I don't think I was on set till like noon or whatever.
And I was super tired, falling asleep.
So I'm like
I'll try coffee for the first time. Oh shit, and um, what do you mean for the first time?
I had did you burp? No
It's just coming out of us. I mean just see that red bowl. Sorry. No, it was me. I was me. It was me. I farted
You farted
No, I didn't.
Okay, sorry.
I had never had hot coffee before in my life.
Just plain.
I'm like, I have to stay up.
So is the end of the story you shat your pants
and they cut you out of me?
Literally, they're like, all right, Blake,
it's your time to go on set.
And right when they said that, it just went,
I was like, oh, fuck. It was like one of those coffee shits and right when they said that it just went Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I have to. I'm like, no. You had 11 hours to take a ship. You could have been using the restroom for literally six hours.
I was like, I have to.
So right there, I'm going to make sure.
So I went, I fucking shit my brains out.
So and when I got to set, the director was just like, here's this guy.
Hold in the shoe.
And I think for that reason, and not my performance because my performance was very good.
Yeah, right.
What was your performance? Is it McDonald's commercial? Aren't you just holding a cheeseburger going like?
No, it's like, oh shit, I won the monopoly game.
You said shit?
Well, I, yeah, I hate you.
You can't just keep changing the scripts at these jobs, bro.
People like this stuff.
For real.
You're cut out, you're cut out.
Oh shit.
I won the monopoly thing.
Oh, fucking shit, dog.
I just ripped this monopoly thing and I won this shit.
This is crazy.
Yo, I just took $12.
Actually, you're just supposed to hand her $5 and say,
take the bag and say thank you.
But you added a monopoly element.
Actually, we haven't done the monopoly in 10 years.
You said take it's lazy.
It's weird that that's what you remember about McDonald's.
Blake brought his own old ass box as a prop.
He's like, oh, fucking shit.
Yeah, Blake comes out of the trailer, dressed as Ronald, and they're like,
that's not the commercial at all.
We're talking terrifying, too.
And why does this shit pour out of your pants, your left pant leg?
It's landing in your fucking huge red shoe.
What's going on?
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I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Huge red shoe, what's going on? Dyerian! Hahaha!
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commercial.
Oh yeah.
Because my, yeah.
Yeah.
My ass was too big.
Yeah.
Not necessarily good, but just too big.
They didn't say it was good big.
They were just like his ass looks huge in those pants.
We don't want our dominoes associated with that fat ass. Well weird. That's harassment. I think you have a lawsuit. That's fucking it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks.
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We never see each other.
Right before show we're like fine.
Yeah, and I texted the guys, the fellows, and I'm like,
Hey, you guys want to get together and just talk about ice spice?
Let's see.
Slowly, he's like, I wasn't there when we talked about this
because I actually just saw a video of ice spice.
And I was like
Who the fuck is this? Oh, yeah, this is the best performer of all time. Yeah, doesn't she just have a red
Ronald McDonald's
But dude I was saying like before before I spice and it's great
Wait, and we like that everyone has yes, too
Everyone had to dance before like your Janet Jackson's your Madonna's your Britney Spears is this is
She just kind of
Shakes and it's better than all of them somehow. Is it like because it's like
Like the most confident thing you can do on stage?
The most confident thing you can do on stage? Yeah. No, it's because she has huge
tits in the big ass. Yeah. Okay. Or she's gonna go to the bathroom. Yeah,
she do music. Yes, rapper. But when she ran over the fuck as person is when she
raps, she just puts like a hand here and just does this and you're like I love it best ever go the go I
call her ice goats and that's how you know I'm young and cool hey son I don't know who you're a gabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabag the Brendan Hanson of rap. Who's swimmer I named an hour ago.
Oh, oh, dope.
Well, can you play an ice-pice song?
Like, what would I know?
There's probably no way that even if I play it,
you're going to know what it is, Adam.
You only know Blink 182.
She's not a new Blink album.
Yeah.
Well, I like great music.
Adam's like, wait, is she on the new Bl blink album? Yeah, is she Tom DeLong?
Or not? Okay, I'll play a I spy song and then we do the dance
Okay, this is catch so she's basically wiping her ass back to front. Yeah
And we're all in agreement that that's dope wiping her ass back to front. Yeah.
And we're all in agreement that that's dope.
Well, she's standing and wiping her ass,
so she might be a three point stancer.
She's amazing.
Hey, Kyle, guess what?
You get points for that, bud.
Yeah, cool.
Excellent.
Yeah, she is publicly wiping her ass.
Just like back to front wiping her ass.
And that is actually what the term ice spice means
Yeah, because our top nice and cool
Yeah, and I actually that's actually what I did on the on the set of the McDonald's commercial and that's
That's probably why I got cut out of it.
You're like, can I rip a condom? Adam Spice and Jeremy Pippin was like,
Blake! Come on Blake!
Come on Blake! What up! I won the monopoly game!
Wait, hearing you guys say, come on Blake,
made me realize how good your impression was
when you said it, because it did sound like pivom.
Really?
Can we get it one more time?
Oh, I lost it immediately.
Get back into it.
You can do this.
I, you're an actor.
I just, I, like, like, go back to the time.
Go to the moment.
I get it, and this is why you're cut out of things.
Can we get a spotlight? You lose your confidence, but I know you have yeah, let's get the spotlight and then take us down please take us down
Okay, rolling Jeremy, okay, should I roll should I roll on you're on say
You're hitting your mark rolling sound speeds and
I'm going to go to the park. Rolling, sound speeds, and...
Not a bell.
I'm going to come.
Nope, you get it too quick.
Okay, rolling.
Oh, what the fuck?
Are we rolling?
I think they bet.
Oh, hold on, how are we going?
How are we rolling?
I got two minutes of tape.
You better fucking hit this Blake Anderson.
Rolling.
Sound speed.
We're going into grace.
And I just came my pants.
You get it too soon.
You got to wait for action, buddy.
Rolling.
Sun feeds and still rolling.
Action.
Come on, Blake.
No, let's take it again.
Try it one more time.
Action.
It's a cool if I rip a condom from you.
Wait, are you doing, what?
You're not doing it. You're
doing it. I'm actually we're going to be
Pivot. Do you need somebody to feed the
camera the line off camera? And here we
go. Hey, can I rip a condom from you?
It's cake. It's cake. It's cake. What?
Cake. And you're cut out the scene. Yeah,
let's bring it in. Bring it in. Mom, Blake, cut out the scene. One minute no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Well as you did it the first time because it was a great impression. Yeah, sorry guys. And then
then he kind of froze. He got really sweaty. Yeah, really sweaty as soon as the spotlight came on him.
And then we were doing our pivots and come on Blake.
I heard the news today. Oh god. Yes. Got cut out of the commercial the McDonald's commercial in the dirt
it hurts so bad
sorry guys if I had a piano right now
that would have been sick dude
I wish we could wheel out a piano every now and then
it would be cool to have a piano on stage
just to hit that yeah maybe have you ever been cut out of anything?
A government cut out? No, just fired off entire projects.
Yeah. No wait, I was cut out of a, uh,
fucking a Paul Thomas Anderson movie called uh, Inherent Vice. You can see my body.
Oh, that's right. You just can't see my see my face yeah which is a choice and i respect it
yeah there are like people be like oh dude we'll just take the body thanks
we're watching this movie that's very serious is that the durs
i'm pros you can't really take it out of this walking phoenix vehicle now
i'm here to see my dick dude, I got hired to act one time, and I got cut out of it.
What was that?
You're my favorite actor, so this doesn't make any sense for me.
It makes no sense.
It made no sense.
I played an ambulance driver on the series finale of, what the fuck was it?
CSI.
It was CSI.
Yeah, CSI. And I guess I sucked. I don't know what's
up. Well, I shaved my entire face for the fucking roll. Well, that's why. Yeah, that's why.
They asked me to. I did what they asked. Oh, really? Yeah, I was being a good actor and listening
to the director and the producers and all that. And then they were like, wait, so did they
go, Oh, you shaved?
Why do you think that has anything to do with it?
No, they went.
I'm just saying I did that.
No, he shaved and they went,
oh, you have three chins.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I had to make it in here and make up
and get it back on them.
Right.
Do you remember when I did your
friend's student film?
And this is like the first thing I did.
I was like 18 years old or 19.
And you were like, it was your friend's student film
at LA Film School.
And your friend was casting the role of hottest man
in the world.
Yes.
And then he's such a good roommate and friend
that he goes, I got just the guy.
And then my
Pudgey ass shows up and it worked. And I remember the director being like, this
is the guy? Oh yeah, but we were like, it was so booty, dude. We were
unlike the corner of a parking garage and it was supposed to be a fancy
restaurant too. It was a garage dress as a restaurant.
I was the fucking production designer on that.
So I was like hanging streamers.
So they're like, yo Kyle, so here's the deal.
We need a really hot guy, and we need a fancy restaurant.
And you're like, I've got Adam and a garage.
Yeah, this is what I can give you tomorrow.
Cool brain. Yeah, I just
remember him being like, so he's the hottest guy in the world. Okay. Yeah. Look at
Hollywood. I had a similar thing. I always forget this actually happened. I was in a kid rock
music video. Oh yeah. Hot hot hot. You're like a boxer, aren't you? Yeah, so my buddy who's handsome and fucking sliced
was like, hey, they're looking for somebody's super handsome and I'm like, all right, I'll keep my eyes open.
He's like, no bro, I'm talking to you.
And then I get to see like a few years from now, PTA is going to look at that body
specifically go and be like, I got to have it. Let's go to a frame with it. And so I get the feel like a few years from now, PTA is gonna look at that body specifically,
and be like, I gotta have it.
Let's go frame with it.
And so we get there, I'm just doing pushups all night,
but we get there the next day, and they go,
okay, shirts off, we're gonna oil you up,
and I was just like, fuck.
And then I take the shirt off,
and you definitely see people go,, well oil them up oil them up
Whatever you can I remember being excited that you were in that video
Yeah, yeah, and then watching the video and they like blurred you out. Well, it's like he's it was like a
Direct oil choice again. I respect these. I'm in the guild myself
So I respect the choice you were like just a blurry figure in the background. You were just like music shadow
You were like moving flesh just sort of, yeah.
They ended up rotoscoping the whole thing.
Yeah.
It's because, there's this tits were so big, they had the blurrum.
Right.
So, I was scared to break.
It was a huge.
The video was like three st- like it was like the dream, whatever, dream day for each of
the people.
Like Kid Rock had his, somebody else had theirs,
and then like the like heavy set, black drummer lady.
This was her fantasy to see like two young white dudes
killing each other in a pit.
And I think I did over here her say,
nobody on set has bigger tits than me.
Get them out of here.
Right, I choose.
I choose, think I heard that.
That's an American badass right there. I do think I heard that. That's an American badass right there.
Do you think I heard that?
Those things jiggle.
Should we do some hot topics?
Let's do it, baby.
All skin hot topics.
Love it.
So Joey Fat 1.
Okay.
He's a fat one or a foot tone.
It's a ton.
Let's keep it real. Let's try some of those. I think I said fat one or a foot home. It's a ton. Okay.
Let's keep it real.
That's right.
I think I said fat one for so long
that now I just say fat one.
To be fair, it is spelled that way.
It's like how we used to always misspell manana.
Manana?
Like tomorrow.
You guys would say manana.
And we would say maniamlo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just as being idiots. Yeah, it's like. I caught myself being like, all would say, Maniamlo, just as being idiots.
I caught myself being like, all right, see Maniamlo.
My mom was.
It's not right.
Sorry, bro.
So Joey Fat one, 46 years old.
He gets candid.
By the way, pretty young.
I thought they were older.
Yeah, that scared me.
He gets candid about his hair plugs and fat removal procedure.
And he says, men get stuff done too.
It's science.
I mean, yeah, keep it a secret, bro.
I agree with you.
I think like we should be ashamed.
Yeah, put the shame back in that.
Yeah, as a society, I feel like we need to have more shame.
Right. Especially men. Put the shame back in that yeah, we as a society. I feel like we need to have more shame right
Especially men then should bottle everything up
I don't know what you keep it bottled. I don't know what could happen
Men should show no emotion if you cry here
You should have it bottled up and nothing bad will ever happen from that. This isn't like a dig or a burn on Joey,
but like you'd think he would have had like his one jacked phase,
right?
I feel like everyone's having their jacked phase,
and he'd be able to stay in it or like they fall back.
But like.
You can't be with cause and swimners.
You can't be with cause and swimners.
You guys, we all can't be Wisconsin's women's women.
My dad's here.
Appreciate that, dad.
I'm kidding, my dad would never support me that way.
No, that's the same guy from before, and he's like,
I'm gonna redeem myself, honey.
Honey is a fun ball, bro.
And he's like, Diane, shut the fuck up.
I'm gonna say something.
I wish you wouldn't.
I wish you wouldn't.
I got it.
I figured I'm gonna write something down so I you wouldn't. I wish you wouldn't. I wish you wouldn't. I got it. I figured it out.
I'm gonna write something down so I don't
fuck it up this time.
So, here we all can't be
with Wisconsin swimmers.
Honey, you hold it while I'm saying it.
I'm gonna hold the bathroom and practice it.
I'll be back in 15 minutes.
He was gone this whole time.
Yeah.
Hopefully they don't cut me out the back
Or it's been a bathroom by the merch booth. Oh, can't be which constant swimmer
No, yeah, but bro. I gotta give him credit. He was better than Blake on the set of entourage. Yeah
Hey, buddy, hey, can we give him points for that in my
What can we get points for that in my
Plug gates are open. I would never cut you out of my movie buddy. There we go
Yeah, so I guess he's had like a ton of shit done He had his fat removed from his chin and stomach. We all can't be Wisconsin's words
He's also gotten hair plugs
Dude by the way if I ever went bald, I'm getting,
I'm gonna ask Blake if I can plug his hair into my head.
Oh, a hair transplant from Blake?
Yeah, that's cool.
So I hope I only like lose the crown,
so just up here, it's just like, that would be unreal.
Whoa, if you could get different kinds of hair in your head?
I think you can.
Like different colors and kinds and twists and turns.
Yeah, you just gotta sell your homies,
you're like, I'm very interested in this concept.
Now I said colors, kinds, twists and turns.
Like people's hair is a Dr. Seuss book.
What the fuck are you talking about?
That's what I want my head to be.
Dr. Seuss does hair, bro.
By the way, well, it wouldn't be tight
if you could go to your black friend and be like,
go, can I get some of your hair?
And just you have like a sick ass fucking black hair dude.
Right.
So whenever you go like to like a 7-11, the guy's like putting some cigarettes away.
And you're like, hey, can you help me?
Turns around he just goes,
I would just look exactly like kid from kid in play.
Yeah.
Just staring like, kid from kid in play. Yeah. Just staring like,
how?
But you also like gout some hair from Andrew Santino.
So it's like, right, shock red.
This would be close.
It's ice-pice.
I know you don't know who ice-pices,
but she has a very orange aphorose,
so look that up.
That's sick. I'm into this.
Dude, she's cool. You got to look her up.
By the way, Joy Futson.
He only told us half of the stuff he got done for sure.
Yeah, he's like just the hair plugs and I had some fat removed and you're like, there's no way.
And also I had like a third nipple that I took off and raffin plants.
Right. Yeah. It just keeps going.
You ever see the guys that got bicep in plants and they just look at fucking insane, dude.
Yeah. What it's gross when someone gets bicep in plants?
That's like weird. What is in there? What is that? It's a
brisket in plant. They put a breast implant in your bicep.
Oh, I thought it was just like breakfast burritos or something.
Hey, we're not going to use I was joking. it is that.
Oh, no, I was just being silly.
Well, you know what, Joey Fattone?
I guess good for you, but I think as a society, we should hold things in more.
So hit me with a blade.
Now, this is a fancy Dior.
Is that the right, how you pronounce it?
Deor.
Christian deor.
Deor.
Deor.
Deor releases skin care line for babies.
Oh, shit.
Which includes $230, scented water, and $115 moisturizer.
And this is why people hate rich people.
Like fuck off.
Yeah, you don't need to do that.
But who do you hate? Do you hate the people who make the product. Yeah, you don't need to do that. Who do you hate?
Do you hate the people who make the product
or the people who buy the products?
The people who buy the product is.
So then this is fun.
Make it.
That's great.
What they're doing as a business is fun.
That is true.
I think it's kind of fun.
I think it's like, you know how people will only buy
whatever the most expensive thing is like rich households.
They're like, I guess it's more expensive.
If it's better, if it's more expensive,
we're like safer.
Yeah, right.
We should come out with like a thousand dollar
like in, you got this, you got this, you got this.
Would you say butthole?
Buzzball.
No buzz ball.
Either way, sounds on bread.
I would actually, I'd drink one before I died for sure.
A thousand dollar buzz ball? Yeah, like one before I died for sure a thousand dollar buzz ball
Yeah, like right before I fucking croak. I'm like crack me open one of those thousand dollar buzz balls
Is it like a inch? I don't yeah, I don't understand
It's basically like you know gold slogger where it had like the gold flags
Yeah, yeah, can I break some news to you what you could drink that now. Oh shit. Yeah. What the buzz ball? Yeah,
a thousand dollar buzz ball. Yeah, you could drink that. You don't have to wait till you're dead.
You're good. Bucket. Tonight's the night. Okay. Well, we don't have one. Hey, we with it. Yes, sir.
So a Delta flight attendant. Did you burp again? I did that time. We just had Marbick. It's like
red bull burps, right?
So it's just kind of like hangs.
But if that's the same smell that you smell before, then definitely before you when you said
you didn't burp you did.
Yes, well it slips out.
It slips out. You know, sometimes you don't even know you're doing it.
So do you know that you did it the first time?
I knew it right now, I knew it.
But the first time I did not know.
Okay, but we've now concluded that it was in fact you.
I believe it is me. Good job.
Alright, cool. Hey, then, it's a truly random thing.
Broom! Can you stop?
Oh, it just came out.
Fucking thing sucks!
Hit me with a bike.
Oh shit, I already did, man. I'm looking at porno right now.
I'll call him, man. hit me with a bike. Oh shit I already did man I'm looking at porno right now. So a Delta flight attendant threatens to have Grammy nominated gospel vocalist Bobby Storm
cool name. I scored it from playing after she refuses to stop singing to passengers.
Wait what? This woman. She don't stop the music. Yeah.
She couldn't stop singing, dude.
So you have to leave the playing.
Whoa.
That's a gift.
And she's like, no.
I'm never going to stop singing because the Lord.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah, she.
And then you come down with a sickness.
I guess other singers you'd be like, well,
fuck off. You're being an asshole quit singing
But like she's like God is telling me to right. Yeah, you can't argue with that when the spirit said seeing you got a singing
Shout baby, that's it. How annoyed would dares be if that woman was sitting right behind him and instead of like a crying baby
Or a dog or something. It's just this woman being like
Hallelujah Yeah, I don't know, you or something it's just this woman being like ha la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la leap of fucking lost. Yeah, man, what the fuck? The fact that to a leap of dim when best song is Travis. It's a travesty. It's a travesty. It's a travesty.
It's a travest. Yeah, travest. Himalayan like oh, zip ones. They got zip ones.
I got to close out all my my porno tabs. So a Disney guest allegedly... Okay, I'm looking for it, Jesus Christ!
Allegedly!
Allegedly, poop while waiting in line for rides.
I get that. Was it the first time drinking coffee?
Hot coffee. It's not coffee part. Wait, so evidently, two Disneyland
custodial team workers known as cast members
wrote about it in 2015 book,
cleaning the kingdom inside our tails of keeping
Walt's dream spotless.
What are we doing now in society?
Did everybody guys talk about their hair plugs
and custodial workers write books, dude.
That's what?
Why do they think they have the shit in the books?
But do we play the people writing the books or buying the books?
Sorry, good.
But also, why do they have to shit in line?
You could just have somebody hold your space, right?
Can't you still do that or no?
No, dude, no, I empathize with this person.
I get it, man.
Okay, please elaborate.
Tell me why they don't...
If you get a bad cup of Joe, you gotta shit, you gotta shit.
I almost shit my pants at South by Southwest.
We've told the story on them.
But these things happen.
Oh, with the converse papa.
Sometimes you gotta shit your pants.
I remember that.
What the frickin' W.F.? Pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, bu, bu, buh, bu, buh, bu, bu, buh, buh, buh, buh, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, buh, buh, buh, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu my underwear just like, uh, fuck. And so I put them back
on and went to another bathroom that I had someone told me had like the garbage can, took
them back off, did a whole thing, and then like put them at the bottom, covered it up.
And then had a great time in Austin. And I like how ashamed you were in that moment.
You're hiding the underwear.
No one can ever know about this.
And then 10 years later, you're just telling thousands of people that you...
Hey, man.
Well, the fact of the matter is, we can't all be Wisconsin's weirder!
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So you guys have some hot hot cues.
We got some sweet sweet A.
Hot hot hot.
Questions.
Hot hot.
You got questions
I don't know what Laura wants to know what's the weirdest shit you've ever seen at a Hollywood party
Hollywood artist shit the weirdest dude. I know I know I know I saw one time I saw this fucking wild dude jump off a fucking roof and break his pack on a fucking beer
paramedable I saw that same thing it was fucking insane dude
that was a Halloween party you said Halloween no Hollywood Hollywood oh I
though they said Halloween it was a great year Halloween our future was
there trash talk was there Hollywood party we're not really invited to a lot of Hollywood party. I did see how
I can't remember his name. Tom Hanks e to baby.
I saw that. That a Hollywood party. Kathy Bates blowing Henry Weakler. Yeah. I just saw that one time. Yeah, that's, we clear. Yeah.
I just saw that one time, so.
Yeah, that's just Hollywood though.
Yeah, that's weird.
That's just Hollywood.
Yeah.
What cool stuff you see, like, oh, dude, at Hollywood party,
I saw Guy Pierce.
I was there during the filming of Colin Ferrell's sex tape. Whoa!
Hollywood!
The drug structure was...
One time at a Hollywood party.
Fuck off, man. What are you gonna do? Cut me out of the fucking podcast!
Yeah, good, buddy.
You dare all the sickness?
Get up and come down when you said this!
So Abraham, aka A.B.
He wants to know, is there any truth to the derives?
And if so, we'll find out tonight in the Austin.
Say it, say it.
Yeah, I feel a degree.
Yeah, I feel derives gets to a level and suddenly you're like, uh-oh, yeah.
The derives is steering the ship tonight.
Yeah. I mean, the steering the ship tonight. Yeah.
I mean, the first time you guys met,
you guys like fist fought each other.
And my love you know, it's true.
That's true.
And you were in probably full derives form that night, right?
If I was in full piss my bed for it,
you were in full derives form.
I, well, just to defend myself a little bit,
I think I was being kind of normal,
maybe not fully normal.
But you definitely just had come inside from fighting Adam
and had never met me.
And I was going through your DVDs looking for my Jamie Foxx.
I might need security DVD.
Yeah.
Because I was going to leave.
And then you were like, why are you taking our DVDs?
You cannot take those.
Those are Adam's friends DVDs.
He kept it.
He kept it.
He kept it like that DVD belongs to Adams, friend.
I'm like, I think of him that friend we just met
who were at least acquaintances if not comedic muses
at this moment.
Comedic muses.
I'm writing for him.
And then I let you walk out the door
and I did piss the food on that night.
Yeah.
So I guess now that's when the Kyle comes out.
I feel like the Durs is more the Kyle.
Oh, maybe there was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Stephanie Minehart would like to know, she says, they're, hang on.
What?
She says there is a talent scout in the audience.
Uh oh.
And it may or may not be me. Okay. Okay. Give me your best dance moves.
I was in Austin Osborne once to know did Blake pay each one of you $100 from the Grammy
bet that Deweleepa's song would win song of the year. Oh, speaking of the bull. He didn't win.
He bet each of us $100.
That's right.
That Duolipa would win Best Song of the Year.
And it didn't win and you did not pay us Blake.
Yeah, I never received my cash.
Yeah, well, I think if you listen back to that episode,
you guys were acting real silly.
And we, we, what?
What? Wow. Somebody wrote this motherfucker. Wait, what? back to that episode you guys were acting real silly and and we what wow
somebody wrote this motherfucker wait what we were I think silly wait wait wait
who what's the name who wrote that Austin Osborne Austin Osborne fuck you dog
what are you doing bro oh shit hey it seems like it's just $300 I feel like
you could just peel a few bills off for your homies you lost a bet. How maybe you pay up pay your homies. Okay tomorrow
What what I'm gonna look into that?
Yeah, thanks Austin
So natty light wants to know, now is that your birth name?
If you could all invite anyone into a circle jerk,
what the fuck?
This is our fault.
We did this to ourselves.
Who wouldn't be?
Wait, how many people are in this?
Oh, it's just, are we naming the it's just are we naming the crew or are we naming the
Yeah, it's like we're in a circle jerk are we watching like wild things or like it?
We're just jerking off looking at each other like what
I'm a pleat the fifth
I would just say
The whole fire team fire fire fireman team. Oh, yeah,
God, there's no fireman teams. That doesn't seem real.
Definitely going to be a mechanic shop.
It's going to take place. I think you would have to go someone like kind of funny, right?
Like like DL Hugley.
Man, just so you're having a good time. I can't believe I'm here because of that thing from Austin, dude.
Just so you're having a good time. I can't believe I'm here because of that thing from Austin, dude.
Yeah, I can't believe I have to be in this circle jerk with you guys.
Like Bernie Macs there, oh sorry, RIP.
Right.
I said that.
You're not jerking.
So that was my Bernie Mac.
I feel like I'd make it like a business move.
It'd be like Steven Spielberg.
Oh, you know, and I would be like soft pitching.
I'm like, yeah, so it's not necessarily time travel per se, but there are dimensions, okay?
There's something in that effect. Yeah, that's great turn a circle jerk into a networking event. It is dick looks like ET's finger and lights up
and we
Tell me it. And it's closed.
It can be pie-o-you-suck-its.
E-T-bone home, okay?
You want that?
Yes, it's closed.
I think it's a shirt though.
You said turn a circle jerk into a networking thing,
but that is what circle jerks are.
Come on.
Right, that's what you have.
No, I'm sorry, yeah.
If you don't get out of the circle jerk
with everybody's number in business card,
did you even circle jerk at that point?
Okay, we're done.
Can you hand me your business card?
Here's mine.
Here's my card.
Oh shit, you're a manager at Ike's Sandwiches School.
Wow, I'ma come over there.
I'ma come over there.
Shlotskies, a lot of sandwich makers here.
That's where I heard it.
Wait, you were, you drive for FedEx.
I thought you were a CEO of some sort of FedEx, but, okay.
All right.
So, a nice package.
A big daddy with a pap would like to know.
That's a good name.
What is the angriest you've been at each other on set?
And what caused it?
What was it?
What was it?
What is it with the angriest we've been at each other
on set and what caused it? I don't think there was ever a fight. I don't think there was ever a fight. You know, we might get a little annoyed by each other
or whatever, but yeah, but have we ever been angry? I mean, no, dude. It almost seems like we're
hiding a story. This wasn't angry and this was kind of funny because it was a bummer of a day for
Adam and I was directing an episode.
Wait, are we going to cry?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
And you had a scene with like a monologue and it was you and just
Weiman.
And I think you were like yelling at Weiman.
It was like a page long thing, but you had just found out that you were going
to be out of town for like the entire Clippers season.
Oh, yeah.
And you had just bought season tickets
like two weeks before.
RIP.
RIP, my Clippers season tickets.
Whoa, why didn't you tell me about it?
You couldn't get through the scene,
like the monologue or whatever,
and you were getting really angry yourself.
And then you went off and I'm like,
it's all good, dude.
And you're like, I just fucking found out.
I can't go to any Clippers games.
And I was like, I just fucking found out. I can't go to any Clippers games. And I was like,
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
But you got this.
Let's get back in there.
Come on.
Come on.
You guys never really got mad at me,
but Jeremy Piven got fucking pissed.
Yeah, there it is.
Different environment.
Bigger swing and dicks over on a ron.
Yeah, yeah.
So that stuck with me. Yeah, yeah.
Apparently. Kyle would just walk away and come back with bloody knuckles and be like, let's do another
take. Yeah, I thought that was just a good resolving my issues. No, Kyle doesn't get angry. When you do
something wrong or bad that he doesn't like, he just goes, that was great. That was great.
What if we did something totally different was great, that was great.
What if we did something totally different?
Yeah.
That was great.
What if Adam's not in this scene?
So this person did not put their name down because they were ashamed of the question,
but it says, we had the Cleveland steamer and the Chorglombus.
Yes.
What is Austin's sex name?
Oh, Austin's sex name. Oh, Austin's sex name. It's Austin Powers.
Okay, that's a movie character.
That's a start. It's a start. There's no bad answers after that one.
Okay, I'm really pissed. I'm not heard.
I feel like Austin's already like a sexy dude name.
Right. So, right right what about Austin powers
What about the Austin power
Okay, it's like it's like you're doing the wheelbarrow. It's
Getting closer, we're getting closer.
Hey, that's a fucking bitch.
What?
I'm feeling like it's something, hey, and hear me out.
Something to do with hook-um horns.
So it's like, if we're going whorries,
I think it's going to help us to use sex us,
like Austin's sex us, but not Austin, something dirtier.
So what if it's like the butt fuckers of Austin? but not Austin, something dirtier. Okay.
So what if it's like the but fuckers of Austin?
Sexist.
Oh, that's sexist.
Sexist.
Sexist.
Yeah, and we found it.
Yes, what was it?
What did we find?
Don't worry about it.
Listen back to this episode.
Live television ladies and germs.
And this person, Kyle Dillin Dylan wants to know can Blake not ride
In cursive what's the deal?
With his art rap judging from the posters. Oh
And and also
Can you?
Can I write in cursive? I wish we had one of those old fucking projectors that I could just go through it.
Right, yeah.
I cannot say 100%, I could get through
the entire alphabet, uppercase and lowercase.
I promise you, none of us can do an uppercase G.
No, I guarantee I could do an uppercase G.
Because it goes like, goes here,
and then back on another disease.
And then like, swoops, doesn't it like go around?
Nope.
And then it kind of loops down here.
The G is simple, the G goes like this.
Oh, the G starts here and then it goes,
do you see that?
I had a teacher in like fourth grade go,
my handwriting was so bad,
he was like, you don't even need to learn it.
Right, you got the past.
He was like, it's all going to be on computers anyways. Truthfully, he was like, it's fine. He just gave you like a
sponge. He found it was like, I go play with this in the corner.
Yeah, he's a futurist. And then it was just me in the corner like, yeah, he's like,
hey, every morning Adam would just walk you walk in the class and he just give you a bunch of kush balls
Here In the corner if you shut up for the whole period at the end of class. I'll let you juggle kush balls for the class
By the way, have you ever heard like on like entertainment tonight?
Some comedian will be interviewed.
And be like, I had a teacher named Mr. Jenkins,
who if I was quiet and well behaved,
you would give me two minutes at the end of class
to perform.
And I'm always like, so I'm sorry,
the rest of the class has to watch somebody
as like, whack ass comedy routine at the end of class.
Yeah.
I guess so.
Well, that teacher was trying to fuck that hot A-lister.
Okay.
Okay, I never thought about it that way.
You've got a, uh, interesting way to see.
Yeah.
So, thank you.
So, my boy, Rocco Juan Carlos Ramirez.
Okay.
I see him.
Hello.
I know you want Carlos.
Looks like he's got a plug.
Rocco Juan Carlos Ramirezirez in honor of keeping Austin weird
Isaac we're gonna need you out here buddy
Come on
Yeah, just come on
Okay, look at this guy with his hands in his pockets. Lookin' all fucking through.
Yeah!
Isaac, that'd be extra cool.
And this isn't sexual harassment.
Here is what.
Harassment?
I had a vice principal that called harassment.
Okay.
This isn't harassment.
Harassment.
Isaac, can you just take off your fucking shirt already?
It's a question. We're not asking.
We're not asking. It was the question.
I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits.
It's a good looking thing. It was lost in sex us.
Finish him.
Come on, dude. Let's do the Austin plower.
And honestly, dude, Isaac just ruined the show.
Yeah. Finish him. Little bit. Isaac, we love ya. And honestly did Isaac just ruined the show
Yeah, that sucks hold your ground brother now now Larry from H town
Okay, she is can we get a live performance of I'm kind of an asty dude. Oh
Shit
The beat is like, I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits.
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Here's the deal I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks so much
So for people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he's fucking.
Let's make it.
He's like, they got they did it.
Cause I think we're on the show just a few seconds ago.
We had to save the show with that.
For people who don't know the song,
that is the lyrics.
We didn't forget them.
It's just us saying that over and over.
I actually think we did a pretty good
First time we've ever done that live since we made
And I'm not trying to my own horn. I kept the beat going while Adam burped right into my face again
Any any take-backs apologies epic slams Dude, dude, dude. Is that barbecue, dude? I don't know what to say. Dude.
Any takebacks, apologies, epic slams?
Any apologies?
I, okay, I will like to apologize for saying that
Blake hates gay people because he's alright.
Yeah, first off, yeah.
I think you got it.
Okay, he actually loves this gay people.
And to sort of follow along with that,
I feel like I kind of freaked out Texas when I said,
I think Cowboys are hot.
And I'm a fireman guy, OK?
I'm a cowboy.
Cowboys are, Cowboys are, y'all are cool, dude.
What's the thing where he's like, I'm a cowboy.
He's a cowboy. I think that's a really deep cut jack-in-a-box commercial
I thought you were singing like I'm a cow boy baby
I know I know I know I've been in a kid rock video. I actually even think it might be a like a Dion Sanders like EA sports
This is we can't talk about this.
Yeah, it's a cup of bags of apologies.
No, no, I got one apology.
I'm going to apologize for later tonight
when I do this a lot of the bar.
He's like real people in.
Oh, OK.
OK.
He's a lady.
And it's just going to be to each of us,
and we're going to be like, yeah.
Sorry about that yeah, that's okay. I like that worst case scenario
It's just me in the corner doing it and the bouncers like well
I know we got some epic giveaway
Okay, that's pretty we're gonna warm up the arm because we were looking
at today, and my shoulders are fucked.
Please don't stop them.
So let's just get this ready.
I feel like I'm gonna try to go way out there.
Oh, my God.
What do we got?
Four shirts?
All right.
Hey, just married.
We're ending our heavyweight sell.
That's cool.
Way to go guys.
I'm just gonna hook this out that way.
You guys ready? Let's go over here.
Let's go over here.
Ready?
And who got it?
You got it.
I just broke it.
Good crowd play.
Where's that said?
Thank you so much, Austin.
Austin, blast.
We fucking got it. Yeah, we got it. We fucking rock. I play well here since it thank you so much
Right congratulations they were just
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