This Is Important - Ep 170: Live From Austin: The Guys Kept Austin Weird

Episode Date: November 21, 2023

Live from Austin!  Today, this is what's important: Olympians, Waco Surf, harassment vs assault, two-stepping, their ideal men, Austin stories, getting cut out of projects, Ice Spice, hot topics, Q&a...mp;A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:07 I just want a party. Oh, shit. Oh my god. I just want a party. I got Austin. Woo. Woo. Woo.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Oh, wait. Hold on, hold on. You know, I know it's pretty exciting for you guys to see us throwing buzz balls out to you. Very scary for us. Why are you so scared? Because tonight I'm seeing a lot of like, yeah, here. And then as soon as it comes to them, they're like, yeah. So like, I don't want to hurt nobody.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Am I threw one up there? I saw that are you are you good? Yeah, yeah, I feel like they're good up there I feel it's a way to buzz is Texas not a baseball score. They more of a football school I'm still gonna send it football's been doing pretty damn well Yeah, but football you got a catch to don't you? well. But football, you got to catch two, don't you? Not all the players. You got to catch when you play football, though. Not all the players, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:04:10 A lot, though. Right? Some players are not allowed to catch the ball. I just learned. Right, yes. But they're more of a swim school, and we all know that. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-b Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Name six, name six, fast pool in history in history. Woof. I mean, like six is a lot named. Brendan Hanson, Aaron Pierceall, Joseph schooling,
Starting point is 00:04:51 Art of Them. Who else? Somebody shout more. I mean, they, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, dozing. You say Nate, not Michael Phelps. He went to Michigan. These are all really impressive.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Also, those could just be, Neil Walker. Neil Walker. Right, guys, remember at NCAA's, when he won the Hunter back, and set the record with a broken hand? Wow, really? Remember that, guys?
Starting point is 00:05:17 I like that some people too. How amazing. Yeah, you guys didn't know that. I'm actually blown away, but as much as as like this knowledge is incredible, I'm impressed. It could very easily be completely made up and none of us would know. I don't think there's works like that. I don't think there's works like that. You actually knew four people from here.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Four swimmers, huh? That's impressive. Did I say more than that? Oh, I thought you said four. You said forest Whitaker? I know that's not a swimmer. No, he actually had sick under waters He would just throw on the nose plug and you'd be like bye. We actually just win swimming
Starting point is 00:05:52 I haven't been swimming in so long. We were at we did the wake-o surf. Yes, we did Yeah, shout out to wake up. Is that what it's called wake-o surf? Waco. Yeah, yeah, that was fucking sick dude. They invite us out there They have like the the wave pool and dude We were all so not a way of pool. I mean it is a pool that makes waves, but it's so much more It's a man. It's you call it a man-made wave Not a wave pool. Why are we shitting on me for what I call it's a wave pool? I That's a you know, that's just, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:25 I don't know, I don't think so. No. What would you call it? Wavy waters. Fair enough. I would call it a surf lagoon. I'm going to go. There has been no points awarded.
Starting point is 00:06:40 But like, we know what a wave pool is. That's where, when you're 10 years old, you go in there to be like, oops. That was you. You were a creep when you were 10? No, pool is that's where when you're 10 years old you go in there to be like the best That was you you were creep when you're 10. No, I said that's what people do. Oh wait you go and wave pool and you select sexually harass people I said that people do this not I was a Do you have to watch out for that? Yeah, right wait. What's the difference? Should we have this conversation between harassing the small thing? I can't think of a better time or place.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Between harass and assaulting, is that right? Yes, harassment is just being like, when you see like a fine booty and you're like, damn, I want to eat that fine booty. Yes, but it's also, but it's in the break room of your work. Actually, Blake, that can be anywhere. Right, it doesn't have to be just in the workplace. You can harass anybody on this.
Starting point is 00:07:24 It turns out nowadays, you can't say you want to eat a girl's ass in any location. That's just the society reliving folks. We're good for good or bad. So is the assaulting version of that? You actually go up and start- Thank you try to eat the booty. I'm just like through the pants or whatever. Yeah, you get a little fork and knife out. Ooh, get on your knees.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Ooh, yeah, put your napkin in your bib. Yeah. That's aggravated assault. Yeah, there's levels to it. I think that might be attempted murder at that point. If you're actually stabbing the person's ass, because I, the knife is mostly for show.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Well, it's definitely a salt with a deadly weapon. That is. I didn't say what kind of knife. You didn't say what? It's a plastic knife. It's still, I think a plastic knife could be deadly in some scenarios. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:17 But they could be as I'm thinking of. It broke right in half as soon as it touched it. If you break plastic, the ass was so blooded out. So maybe it made the knife even pointier when it broke. I don't know. Maybe it's more deadly at that point. Yeah, you don't.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Yeah, it's real. Yeah, it's real. What? Oh, no. We got here a day early, dude, and we had a great night. We went to, what was the name of that restaurant? Jeffries.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Jeffries. Did Jeffries? Yeah, that place fucking rocks. Yeah, Jeffries. We haven't been there. Go there. Yeah, we were Hello, fancy. Yeah, it was Hello, fancy. Like, I mean, I didn't know you could make devil eggs any better than regular devil eggs. Oh, so good. Yeah, I was a guy or a guy or a guy. It was so fancy. Me and Kyle had a game where he had to finish two glasses of water to the bottom.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Yes. Without them coming to like refill it. Right. where he had to finish two glasses of water to the bottom without them coming to refill it. Because they're so good at filling your water. And I was only drinking water. Usip and then they'd be like, yeah, good go. But I couldn't like chug it. I had to be like,
Starting point is 00:09:18 you weren't allowed to, you had to drink it regularly. This is how wild we got last night. And I fucking, he filled it up the first time when it was like down here, I was like, Durs, check it out. Next drink, Bro came in, it was like, right in. Fucked up your whole world. Do we think that guy was just graded his job, or did he like mouth type bottle? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:39 He'd like look at you and go, no. Well, then after that, I got it down two times. I got it to the ice two times. Yeah. So he was slackin', we caught him slackin'. I won. I got it to the ice two times. So he was slacking we caught him slack I won Is that is that a Sexual harassment just saying type but hold on it is I think it yeah, I think it is our show would not get made in today's Climate yeah, it's probably always been sexual harassment if you say that to
Starting point is 00:10:05 somebody. It's just how we're kind of. Dude, I get harassed every day of my life. No, it means something different. It's like how Blake always says gay and then it's like, I don't I don't mean it like that. I mean it's different. Yeah, Blake is always saying gay and retarded and all kinds of a really fun. Oh boy. Oh boy. And this is like, now this is slander. Oh boy. And this is slander. I mean, it's so fucking slander. Yeah, Blake is always saying stuff like that. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:10:30 Yeah, and he's always like, I don't know, ISIS has a point. Right. Right. Wee. You're always like, Blake is always saying shit like that. You're always like, I wish ISIS was gay. And it's retarded that they're not.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Yeah. Yeah, Blake is always saying pretty offensive stuff like that. And it's just like that's a weird thing to get tattooed on your back. You sure? Hey, dude, why do you have that tattooed on your butt? The only way to prove it is by showing the audience your ass. Okay, okay, wait, time out. There's only one way to prove it.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Time out, time out, time out. Now's no one way to prove it. Time out, time out, he's talking Austin. Now all you motherfuckers are sexually harassing me. Oh, that's right. And I wish. Now you wish. And I know Texas law and I will sue your ass. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:18 I don't think there is no Texas law here. Yeah. I think this has the most laws, doesn't it? Doesn't Texas have a bunch of laws There's no laws you can do whatever until somebody ropes you and then like you're done Yeah, how can they told me I couldn't fucking smoke weed on the streets then like what's up with that? Because I was gonna I was gonna say the G word, but I won't even do it for the joke Yeah, you like to use it with like like vicious anger behind it.
Starting point is 00:11:48 I don't like this big guy. And then we went after we freaking house some food at Jeffries. Then we went to my favorite bar that I've been to. The last like three times I've been to Austin, the only place I ever go to is Whitehorse. Yeah. Yep. Yep. And it rules and every time I just get roped into dancing with some girl and a cowboy hat that pokes me in the face and she's like, I'ma show you the two step.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Right. And and watch this shit, Kyle. What do you need me to do? Yeah, we're trying to do the two step. I don't know how to do the two step, bro. Here we go. Here we go. 16, 9, 10. Here we go. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Okay, hey just relax. Okay, you're too tense with the two. I don't know what the fuck is going on So the two-step you got to be loose and casual and just move these head Okay Hey, you want to play a something? What the the fuck yeah, I'll play you guys something. Yeah, play some Bring it back. That's actually nice. You got it. You got it there towards the end Thanks, I'm I'm very very,000% positive. That's the first time somebody's two steps to Steve Stone Cold Steve Austin's entries music. Steve cold Austin maybe. That sentence took me four days to say. Yeah I don't know what's going on with you. Steve, we drank a lot last night as what it was. Yeah we know we've been going
Starting point is 00:13:22 pretty hard in Texas. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah, we did. It's the only way we know that it's the it's the cowboy way, isn't it? By the way, we don't go hard. We go pretty hard. Yeah, I mean, I get I feel we're getting old. So now going hard is just doing two shots. Right. Man, for me, for me, I don't even drink. So going hard is. Yeah, it's doing like two to three shots. Yeah, no, for me for me. I don't even drink so going on drink Stass is doing like two to three shots and 15 loan starts No for me for me. It's for me. It's going to bed by 10 and waking up and getting a massage No, it's hard. Kyle for you going hard is literally challenging the waiter to fill your water before you finish it Dude I fucking won one I won I won
Starting point is 00:14:01 before you finish it. Dude, I fucking won. He won, he won. I won, I won. Amen. Come back. Anybody care about that? Do people care about that? Because they do.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Hey Kyle, and guess what you get for that? Yes, points. Get some points. Thank God. You get some points. Sick. You get some points. And then after the White Horse, after you were two stepping?
Starting point is 00:14:21 Yeah, so I two stepped a lot. Thanks for teaching me that, by the way. That was, yeah, my body physically hurt all day and I had to stretch for like half the day. And then we went to, what was the name of that bar? Yellow Jackets. Yellow Jackets. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:34 And I love that place because the bartenders were mad cool, dude. We come in and they're like, we close in 10 minutes and we're like, okay. And then they're like, a closing time comes and they're like, do close in 10 minutes. And we're like, okay. And then they're like, a closing time comes and they're like, you guys want a bunch of shots? We're big fans. And I was like, oh, fuck yeah. I thought you guys hated us, but you actually love us. Right.
Starting point is 00:14:55 And then you guys stayed at the bar. Mad light. Yeah, yeah. I think we ended up leaving around like 3 a.m. So. Woo! Pretty hard. And I'm going to say this publicly, I'm proud of my group of friends.
Starting point is 00:15:11 We don't do cocaine. So that's a big feat. Yeah, that's true. Adams like I will, but someone can have some. I'll do it, but I don't actively do cocaine. Yeah, come on. Staying out till 3 a.m. off the strength of frozen margaritas is pretty fucking good.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's like, I feel like that's the perfect time to go to bed too, like to start toning it down. Cause you don't see the sun come up, you're not weird on the next day, you still feel like you can get some Z's. Yeah. And we surfed all damn day
Starting point is 00:15:49 Like professional surfers. Yeah, well, it was so funny to do because it's like They invited us to go to the the wayco surf and we were so pumped to get there We thank you by the way and then there was like a bunch of people who paid to be there Mm-hmm, and they're all so fucking hot So hot so shredded so good every fucking dude was just like the coolest looking motherfucker, they're all like, so like you guys getting after it? I'm like, I don't really know what that means,
Starting point is 00:16:15 but yeah, we're trying like perfects, like sunkissed skin and like the hair was like perfectly tussled. And the body's out of the fucking box. 69, dude! My God, dude. And then after we flopped in the water for an hour, dude, it's the perfect wave, right? The whole thing is it gives you the perfect wave to get up. My fat ass couldn't even, I was like, I was like fighting the water the entire time.
Starting point is 00:16:47 I was like, ah! And then at one point I got on my knees like this. I go, and then afterwards everyone's just so supportive because they're just cool-ish. It's like, you actually fucking ripped, bro. You did, bro. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, you actually fucking ripped, bro. You did, bro. Yeah, thank you.
Starting point is 00:17:05 And then I'm like, oh, maybe I did kind of rip. And then they got out there, and they're playing like fucking cool-ass music. And it was just big ass, like the ways were four times the time. Did you hear music? There was no music. When I looked at these men, music played in my head. Adam's like, remember when everything slowed down
Starting point is 00:17:28 and it was like slow motion and you're like, yeah, weirdly the cow is parted and sun shined on their abs. Adam, they shredded through the water. Your dick just cut out of your wetsuit. Can I ask you a question? No. Okay, moving on.
Starting point is 00:17:43 I'd rather you didn't. I would like you didn't. I would like to hear it. What type of guy would you be into if you had to choose a type of guy? What do you mean? Like obviously, you're like hyper attracted to California surfer, bro. He went out of one of the saltwater kisses. No, no, no, it's not about, I'm not trying to.
Starting point is 00:18:02 I don't want saltwater kisses, dude. You're the one that's wildly homophobic of our crew. No, no, it's not about, I'm not trying to throw water kisses, dude. I don't want saltwater kisses. Yeah, you do, man. Well, you're the one that's wildly homophobic of our crew. We've established that. Yeah. I love it. But I'm also, I'm not into guys sexually. But I look at them and go, oh, I wish I didn't,
Starting point is 00:18:22 I wish I wasn't 45% body fat right now You're more you're more appreciative you're not horny. I'm not horny for them. I'm going oh, I wish I was I wish I was a classic hot boy Well, I think is that this question is that like what this is like you know It this is just like we're in a room to get forget that Thousands of people are watching this conversation. Okay. I'm asking if you had a... Josie, you had a broadcast. If you had to pick a genre... Well, hung black guys. Which say that specific master party?
Starting point is 00:18:52 Said, well hung black guys. Oh, well hung black guys. Oh, well hung black guys. Hot, hot, hot. Yeah, guys with huge fucking cocks. Yeah. Okay, put... Let's check that out.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Can you want me to make believe, you know? I feel like I would be a size queen, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Size king. I was sitting. I was sitting. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:19:13 I guess maybe I didn't. Did you mean like personality type? I kind of just made no. No, I mean. Because I just want to argue that that is a personality type. If you have, I think more than eight inches, that's your personality. Because you're always measuring things opposite your dick. You're like, what is this, eight and a half by eleven?
Starting point is 00:19:33 That's about the size of my dick. That's eight and a half on that side. I know that. Yeah, that's about right. Hey man, could you see that's the eleven side. Could you hand me your eight and a half inch microphone real quick? Hey Blake, this is an eight and a half inches buddy. I would have known. I've never seen that measurement of length in my life. It's more the microphone's nine inches okay. Okay.
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Starting point is 00:21:13 He's like, I don't know, covered in grease, it does something to me. Yeah, I mean, just knowing how an engine works. Oh, I mean, we're gonna twist the right knobs and poke the right stuff. They know what's under the hood. Actually, now I want to change my answer. Oh, wait, let me just, because I think I'm stumbling into something that the first Goth person was probably a mechanic who just got oiled right under his eyes.
Starting point is 00:21:38 And was like, this works. Yeah. I have to go out like this. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead to go out like this. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Mind blown, baby. Go ahead. I just want to say now that I think about, because now I'm thinking about what their occupation is. That's what I thought you meant. Like, what are they into? Yeah. Well, firemen, firemen are pretty hot.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Well, yeah. That classically firemen are hot. They got calendars in the shit. They're heroes. Which by the way, I'm so bummed that we never came out because we talked about it all the time in the workaholics writers room that we gotta come out with like us on a calendar.
Starting point is 00:22:16 We could, we could do it. I thought you just said that we never came out and I'm like, we're doing it. We could do that. It would be what? It would be three pictures of each of us. Because that's 12, 12 months. I'm doing math up here.
Starting point is 00:22:28 I don't know what you're saying, ladies and gentlemen. Live math. Wow. That was crazy. They are able to pull that together that quickly, don't they? You know what I mean? I still got it. Fucking proud of you, don't.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Wow. I'm a dumbass. I feel like firefighters are bad boys that like cleaned up their act. Because for sure they're into fire, so maybe they're a little arsonist. I mean they're wild, they're willing to run into burning buildings. Yeah. And so they probably used to do stuff like that before, but now they do it for good.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Okay. If we took pictures, what would your pictures? What would your spread be like you know If we had to take it like we all I don't think we have overlapping birthday months so we could all do our own birthday I would be me not catching away that wake up serve I'd get January so it'd be something by the fire and like a fur coat or something like Are we calling months now? Well, I'm saying it's my birthday so I think we can all do our birthday months Okay, I don't think I have overlapping birthday months. Okay, so I'm just a fucking a bunch of leprechauns Oh, you're saying patties they think well Blake you don't have to fuck them. Yeah, what are you?
Starting point is 00:23:42 This is a sexy posed photo. This is not yeah, you don't have to fuck them. Yeah, what do you yeah? This is the sexy posed photo. This is not yeah You don't have to fuck everything I mean in this but in this calendar you can if you want to we can discuss that but like We all our own photos. We bring it together. It's like Blake's just fucking a leprechaun It's just fucking a witch for October. It's fucking a old pumpkin. old pumpkin. Yeah, meanwhile, I just have a head coming out of a turkey. Yeah. I have like a star's and stripes top hat. Yeah, oh, fuck you're doing it. Kyle, that's really creative, and then we get to march.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Oh my god. Do you do this? You have two leprecon's butt fucking you. Who's hand is that? This might be our gayest episode yet. As it should be. Dude, RuPaul one time said that we had the gayest show on television. That is true.
Starting point is 00:24:39 That is true. That's why I was like, that was tight. Yeah. That's amazing. I feel like we did talk boys! That was tight. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing. I feel like we did talk about when I was a young boy and she came out on Beauty and the Beach or like MTV Beach Club like Spring Break and she performed work. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:28:34 So we've been coming to Austin for a long time. We came to South by Southwest. Before Workaholics had even come out. Yes, yes, That's right. Yes. And the box was coming out like in a few months or whatever, but we're there to like do promo. But no one knows us. Did we play it at Emo's or whatever? Did we error? We did. We like did. We had like these sneak peeks that we were doing. There was sneak peeks and there was like posters on the on like six street or whatever of your guys' faces
Starting point is 00:29:06 So we had to take those posters down and be like see yeah, we were just standing by the posters all night long Yeah, I think we didn't we show it at like a vice party and everybody came and watched it and Did not like it and then immediately afterwards Tyler, Tyler, the creator, performed here. But he's like, this is why we were here. That's right, right. I totally remember. But they made him sit through our episode. You couldn't hear the show at all.
Starting point is 00:29:35 That's why they didn't like it. That's why. Well, yeah, it was not the, I remember being very frustrated and it was not the venue. And then remember, remember, we were, it was like TV on the radio was performing and we were going to introduce them Yeah, we're stoked right and so it's like a big crowd TV on the radio is about to perform and then they come out to us
Starting point is 00:29:53 And they're like actually you're not going to introduce them because the teletubbies are here No, it was not the teletubbies. I thought it was a black thought. Who was it? What is that black thought or quest love or somebody? No, you, what guys? No, the fucking, what are they, what are they called? It's yo gaba gaba, you fucking weirdos. Right, thank you, yeah, you got gaba gaba.
Starting point is 00:30:15 But I'm not way off. Yeah, so we got poms for yo gaba gaba. Which, my crazy? I still have no fucking clue who yo gaba gaba is. What? No idea. You know what, Kyle? You're off the project.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Am I supposed to? I mean, I remember what they look like from when we introduced them and nobody fucking cared. Goodbye. No, we went on stage and we're like, what's up, we're the workaholics. It's just like 5,000 people like. Yeah, no, I think one guy in the back was just like,
Starting point is 00:30:44 fuck you. That was our buddy Teddy Teddy it was a lot of that get off the fucking stage we've been here for three seconds we just got here we're literally just announcing the band and then we were we're always we got no cheer and we're like and we're introducing yoga Gabba Gabba and all of a sudden it's just RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I want to fuck you. We put today. You got to get it. It actually made me go like fuck. Should we make a children show? Right. Just lose them.
Starting point is 00:31:32 I'm going to talk. Do they talk? No, you're going to get a smoke for them. I think it was black thought. I don't think it's black thought. Is this a... Is this a Bismarkey? No, I think it was just an actor. He wore like the big black glasses
Starting point is 00:31:47 Don't look at me. Dude. I have no fucking clue. He's people are I have no idea I was there Oh, we had another I think it was another South by Southwesters after the show had come out and We throw this big-ass house party Yeah, this was sick. Where was that? Yeah, we came back and shit was real different. I don't remember. Okay Was it was yeah, it's raining. Anybody at the workaholic's house party Hey, yes, thank you for thank you for sticking with us after all. Yeah. Yeah, thank you Thank you. This was like a 12 hour event. We got there in the morning and it just was like we just drank all Fucking day. It was the past. I remember drinking for, I think, 12 hours
Starting point is 00:32:27 and then around our 10 realizing, it was super fucking hot that day, sweating like crazy. I realized I hadn't gone to the bathroom yet. Right. You're pissing through your pores. I was just sweating the beer. I remember we had 10,000 people on the guest list, but you could only 500 people fit inside of the party, so it was one person in, one person out, so there's just like a line of my
Starting point is 00:32:53 along. So we felt bad, right? So I was like, we gotta go entertain these people. So I hopped on the back of some guy's motorcycle and then cracked two beers and like as he was driving, of course I'm like holding on to him like this. That's cool. Like such a little bit.
Starting point is 00:33:09 That's actually tight. And then drinking the beers like, okay, no, that's not a little bit. That's cool. And the cop grabbed me and was like, I don't want to arrest you, but that's not legal here. See, there's a lot of laws here. By the way, if you're ever in a line outside of a thing We're doing an atom comes out to like be nice and glad hand. He's just looking for free weed. Oh What's up, man? You want a picture? Somebody smells like reefer over here What's up with that?
Starting point is 00:33:43 I'm still gonna send it That shit was cool. We had so many bands play at that house. Yeah, we had the cool kids. We had a trash talk. We had Freddie Gibbs. I think Waves played it. I think the portal opened up in the Wizards performance. They did. I remember that. That's right. They did. That's wild when that portal opens up and those wizards come out. Yeah. For wild time. Bigger scrolls that happens tonight, we're not sure if it will, but yeah. It's up to those wizards.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Yeah, it's not up to us. It's up to them. Oh, and then my dad came, right? Yes. My dad was on a fishing trip, dude. Wait, he was on a fishing trip with his buddy Scotty. And my dad calls me, he's like, eh, you in Austin. And I'm like, yeah, we're doing that thing I told you about and he goes, I were gonna roll through. And I'm like, awesome. He pulls up in his
Starting point is 00:34:35 truck, towing his bass boat. Yeah, yeah, that was great. And they were so sunburned that like their faces were peeling off. It was not even like funny. It was like, worry some, it's scary. It was not even like funny. It was like, worry something scary. It was concerning. Yeah. And then he's like, it'll be fine. And then he proceeded to drink with us all night.
Starting point is 00:34:53 And at one point I see, because I came, I introduced him from the stage and I'm like, that's my dad right there. So suddenly he's like famous. And my dad would make a horrible famous person. Because immediately he was just grinding on 22 year old girls. he's like famous and my dad would make a horrible famous person because he immediately he was just grinding on 22 year old girls. Yep, that's me.
Starting point is 00:35:09 And I like her, yeah. That's me. Yep, that's me. And then I was like filming him and he's like, yeah baby. Rockstar live in. And then he recognizes that I'm filming him and he goes, I have the video and he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no not be mine. That's how I found it. No, they're not. They're not. Wait, so your dad told your mom before you sent the video or did you send it? He, you know, asked it, the classic move where you out yourself first. Yeah, yeah. Look, Adam's going to
Starting point is 00:35:57 send you a letter. I was going to rat my dad out, you know, but he didn't know he wasn't sure. He got ahead of it. That's also one of my favorite moments of all time is we're on the way home in a van with your dad. Blasting pink Floyd. Yep. Teachers leave those kids alone, whatever. And you know how they say and they go, teachers, but your dad kept coming in early
Starting point is 00:36:21 and being like, teachers, no, teachers, no. Teacher, no. Teacher, no. Ah, son of a bitch. Teachers, leave those kids alone. It was great. That's a baby. That's a great, fucking moment. Listing the drugs he may or may not have done.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Yeah, and you were like, whoa, what the fuck? That was like, I did PCP tonight. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, I can lift this whole truck up, I did PCP tonight. Yeah, oh my God. I thought I could lift this whole truck up. I still got the foiley right here. You weren't a little bit of it. Yeah. And then they were gone in the morning, like super early.
Starting point is 00:36:55 We couldn't find his friend. Remember, his friend went missing. My God, they were 60 year old friend, Scotty just went missing. And then we found him at 4 a.m. sleeping in his truck like this. And we were calling him. He was body. Remember we were calling him Scotty the body and so after we found him we're like like we found the body. We found the body. Well, what have been so cool for the whole time? We're like, dude, look at Scotty Scotty the body and then that morning He was dead. Yeah, it would have been a different kind of like shit. We so cool is the right phrase. Yeah, it would have been a different kind of like, oh shit, we so cool is the right phrase.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Yeah, that would have been way different. You would have been like, oh fuck, we found the body. Yeah, this story would have ended a little different, we'd be like, and now a moment of silence for Scott. He was so sunburned though, you wouldn't know he was dead for like several days. Why did he fall asleep and fucking, dude, you know why? You know why? Because he was ready to drive, dude.
Starting point is 00:37:44 He was in the car, ready to take drivers in the morning. And that's what I, cause I called him the next day cause they were gone before we woke up. And then they were like, just such an old man thing. They're like, yeah, I wanted to hit the road before traffic, right? Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:38:00 What? Meanwhile, you're like, you're driving, you're driving to Omaha, Nebraska from Austin, Texas. Yeah, dude. Yeah, you have 12 hours ahead of you dude I'm telling you by 8 a.m. Austin to Omaha is a parking lot We're lucky we got out of there before 7 30 Especially during South by when everybody's on the go Especially during Southby when everybody's on the go. Scotty the body. We found the body.
Starting point is 00:38:30 We found the body. Thank God, we found the body. Isaac, I went through this pretty quick. Can I get a fucking beer out here, brother? Whoop! Isaac, hoop! Isaac, I need an MF in beer, dude. He's coming, he's just,'s just we just bring a whole round please
Starting point is 00:38:57 Thank you brother, Judy show his nips or what's the deal? Come on tonight is the night where sexual harassment doesn't count. Yeah. Show us those names translucent nips. What do you say he wants to eat my butthole? Yeah, somebody just exactly what I heard. I like how he's like no I'm gonna shout it again honey. I'm gonna ununseate this time. She's like, no, I'm gonna shout it again, honey. I'm gonna un-un-un-seate this time. She's like, I wish you wouldn't, I wish you wouldn't. And he's like, you're gonna like this. Oh, man, man, man, man.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Just why don't you go home and don't go into my closet where I keep my manifesto. Fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. Oh fuck, oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. He said, show us your buzz balls. I heard you, but I can interpret blackout drunk. I'm really good. You can speak blackout.
Starting point is 00:39:54 I speak green. I'm fluent in blackout. That was me last night when I was like earlier in the night. I'm like, absolutely no shots. And then we took like three shots. And at the end, they were like, do you guys want shots? And I was like, absolutely no shots. And then we took like three shots. And at the end, they were like, do you guys want shots? And I was like, absolutely. Teachers, I'll take shots for me and my friends.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Yes, please. Yes, please, I'll take a shot. Yes, please. And seven younger shots. What did you say? He said seven younger shots. And he said, please. I said, please. So he has to lie down.
Starting point is 00:40:25 I'm blackout drunk, but I'm very polite. I'm very polite. The most polite blackout drunk. Yeah, I do. You are. You're a super happy dude when you get to play. Yeah, I'd say, I'd say, I'd say, I'd say, I'd say, I'd say,
Starting point is 00:40:35 I'd say, all of us are pretty happy. Blake, Blake and Dallas kept kissing on me. Oh, boy. Oh, really? Kiss on the busie. Yeah, he kept, he got, he made like a speech about what a good guy I am and he was like hanging on to me and he's like, I did. See you guys are so that's sweet. That's sweet. I also did that in San Jose. Do I do that in every
Starting point is 00:40:55 city? I think I was thinking San Jose. Here comes your San Jose kiss. Have you gotten your Austin kiss yet? Here's, here's the, yeah. Yeah, my whole goal of the tour is to kiss my best friends in every city. And you, and you ask the gay question, it's all making sense. Get over here. So you guys don't fight each other
Starting point is 00:41:20 when you get blackout drunk anymore. What's up with that? No, the only person that would fight is you Kyle. It doesn't happen when I'm answering. That's why we are still out degenerate alcoholics and you had to stop. Yeah, wow. That was all of the... You would always wake up and you're like, why are my knuckles bloody?
Starting point is 00:41:38 And you're like, I got to drywall the whole way again. Well, good for you guys. I'm glad you can do it. That's cool. Cheers to you. Yeah. I'll drink to that. I'll get to that. Playboy.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Are you gonna drink to that? What do you drink? Like, just like water? Or fucking what? I drink water, bro. Cheers. I'm asking for me. This is a classic.
Starting point is 00:41:59 This is a go-go. This is a Red Bull vodka mixed with soda water. All right. I'm still gonna have a harder time. I to cut it a little bit with the soda water, you know. Right, right, right, right, right, right. Classic go go. So you're a Red Bull guy over just monster?
Starting point is 00:42:16 Come on dude, monster energy fucking wrong. What's happening to monster? Why don't you do monster and what is all this is in there? Vodka? Is that what you said? Yeah, why don't you drink vodka? What are you drinking over there? Coffee, dude.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Well, I mean, any energy drink will do, but there's sugar free red bulls here, so that's where I fucking pound. Is that a boss move? Like, how come no one goes up to the bar tender and says, let me get a vodka monster? Almost all bars do not carry that. But I'll be honest,
Starting point is 00:42:46 haven't you always been pissed when you're like, I'll take a Red Bull vodka and they're like, we've got rock star. Oh, that's rare. I do want to smack someone when that happens. Well, only if the bartenders weren't like a very flat bill baseball cap. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:02 That's the only time that happens. When you have monster when they have monster and rock star. The flatter the ball cap the more likely they're having rocks for our energy. So check out the bartender and you go not even gonna ask. Dude the worst is like now we stay I mean we're boozy assholes we stay like nice ass hotels and you're like I sit like this I'll take a Red Bull vodka and they're like, we don't have energy drinks.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Right. Right. Oh yeah, it's so fucking, it's tough to get a shot of Yeager at some of these places. They're like, we have a Celsius. Sure. I hate it when people are judgmental about my Yeager intake. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:40 I'm like, yo, can I get a shot of Yeager? And they're like, this isn't call-litch, man. Well, dude, that was last night when we got Yeager at Whitehorse. They were like, Yeager? I had to say it like three times. I was like, Yeager, myster. And he's like, Yeager. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:43:57 And I'm like, he's the sound of myster. It sounded like you said, Yeager. And I'm like, why might've been saying it like, Yeager? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Right. Adam Navin is here.
Starting point is 00:44:08 He's shouting anger at everybody. Anger. LAUGHTER Stinger! Anger! Ain't shot's anger! Oh, man. By the way, shout out to the bouncer who was like six thousand feet tall and for some reason still
Starting point is 00:44:26 Had the feeling that he needed to like push and touch Everyone that he walked past I'm like we're all moving I step aside and he like reaches to be like move it fuck face I think I think for you you know how like other big guys have to check. Other big guys? A little bit, I guess. Yeah. Your boobs are huge. I think probably he just saw your boobs are huge. A bunch of big guys.
Starting point is 00:44:51 I was like, I got it. Before this guy gets out of control, I got to let him know. I can shove him. Right. Also a big guy. Yeah, because they're bigger guys. They just let me run about. They're like, look at this little fella.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Right. Right. He went, and I got in his hand, and then he put me on the stage, and he's like, sing something for the people. And I was like, please don't stop the music. I've done that at like six shows. Dude, it's so fun. That goes well.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Please don't stop the music bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap Yeah, I think that's what he's doing for Teachers Hi, okay, yeah, Adam's gonna be like just shooting side. I like don't do it. Yeah, I won't do it again I won't do it again. I'm getting lack to cast it my legs. I won't do it again I won't do it again. I'm getting lactic acid in my legs. I won't do it again. Please stop the music. Oh fuck. I feel like I've been skiing all morning.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Please stop. That's the last one. Please stop. Oh, that's like Simon Says. I was ready. I like that it brings people so much joy. The police don't stop the music. That is cool.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Rihanna. It's a fun mixed bag of people that know pitch perfect and people that, yeah. But then there's specific work of hallac fans that detest it. That are like, I'll meet them out and about in the world and the guy will be like, holy shit bro, keep it sleazy. Tight butthole.
Starting point is 00:46:44 And then the girl will be like holy shit bro keep it sleazy tight butthole right and then the girl will be like uh how was fat Amy and I'll be like shut the fuck up Diane I'm talking about sleazy wow we're keeping it sleazy talking about tight buttholes with him loose butthole loose butthole that is that is cool that you got like it all covered that's amazing wait how many people liked pitch perfect yeah okay I love those but holes are tight mind you notice a more gutter-old noise from the but holes yeah yeah and how many people saw me as a judge on is it cake? I saw that shit plate. I watched that shit when I was in Hawaii. It was sick. Thanks bro. Oh my god. That's like my biggest credit. Jesus. No, you're in that episode of Entourage. That is true. That was very That's very early and all I had to do was like ask for a condom and I couldn't get the fucking lines right and Jeremy Piven was
Starting point is 00:47:52 fucking pissed You don't want to be on that guy's bad side. What did he what did he do? He had a line Well, it was like in Entourage you like act like they cared about the words a lot. Like, you had to say your lines, right? And what a beautifully written show that was where Trudeau's like, what fucking chicks we bang at tonight, Vince? Hold on, nope, that's not right. It's actually babes, you said chicks,
Starting point is 00:48:16 we'll take it again, we'll take it again. Right, right. Sorry, I have to say, yo, dude, is it cool if I rip a condom from you or something and they're like actually? Probably wasn't that, but go ahead. Definitely, I definitely said rip cool if I like rip a condom from you or something? And they're like actually probably wasn't that but go ahead. No, it definitely I definitely said rip because I was like, nobody said, dude, the condom ripped.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Yeah, that's that is confusing. You ripped a condom. They're like, uh, well, you don't want a torn condom. You want a condom that is fully, yeah, that's a really weird. It wasn't even that word they got hung up on. They were like, not a condom. it's that condom from you or something. And then like, I just, it wasn't clicking in my brain. And I just remember Jeremy Piven, he's in the car during the scene.
Starting point is 00:48:55 He's just going, come on, Blake. I mean, yeah. I was, he probably had a fucking dinner reservation. I was like I Was really scared of him How many at least he knew your name. Well dude. He was he was already gold dude that guy was intimidating Yeah, he was probably in care deep in his probably character But I eventually got the line and I didn't get cut out of that episode. So that's pretty fucking cool. That's good.
Starting point is 00:49:26 That's good, because you do get cut out of stuff. Yeah, that happens. I have been cut out of a lot of things. A lot of commercials. McDonald's commercials. Got cut out of a McDonald's commercial. Yeah. You got, I don't remember this one.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Wow, I'm moving back to Concord. I wish I had a piano right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like one of the, so I got a McDonald's commercial and... That's a restaurant chain. Yes, they sell hamburgers and nuggets. It's kind of like Weta Burger. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Sort of in the same vein. Okay. But I remember that it shot really early. I had to be on set like at 5am. and he doesn't do good like that. And a lot of times when you're shooting a commercial, it was like a big campaign. So they were knocking out like six commercials in one day or something.
Starting point is 00:50:16 So there was a lot of like waiting. And I don't think I was on set till like noon or whatever. And I was super tired, falling asleep. So I'm like I'll try coffee for the first time. Oh shit, and um, what do you mean for the first time? I had did you burp? No It's just coming out of us. I mean just see that red bowl. Sorry. No, it was me. I was me. It was me. I farted You farted
Starting point is 00:50:43 No, I didn't. Okay, sorry. I had never had hot coffee before in my life. Just plain. I'm like, I have to stay up. So is the end of the story you shat your pants and they cut you out of me? Literally, they're like, all right, Blake,
Starting point is 00:50:59 it's your time to go on set. And right when they said that, it just went, I was like, oh, fuck. It was like one of those coffee shits and right when they said that it just went Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I have to. I'm like, no. You had 11 hours to take a ship. You could have been using the restroom for literally six hours. I was like, I have to. So right there, I'm going to make sure. So I went, I fucking shit my brains out. So and when I got to set, the director was just like, here's this guy. Hold in the shoe.
Starting point is 00:51:41 And I think for that reason, and not my performance because my performance was very good. Yeah, right. What was your performance? Is it McDonald's commercial? Aren't you just holding a cheeseburger going like? No, it's like, oh shit, I won the monopoly game. You said shit? Well, I, yeah, I hate you. You can't just keep changing the scripts at these jobs, bro. People like this stuff.
Starting point is 00:52:04 For real. You're cut out, you're cut out. Oh shit. I won the monopoly thing. Oh, fucking shit, dog. I just ripped this monopoly thing and I won this shit. This is crazy. Yo, I just took $12.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Actually, you're just supposed to hand her $5 and say, take the bag and say thank you. But you added a monopoly element. Actually, we haven't done the monopoly in 10 years. You said take it's lazy. It's weird that that's what you remember about McDonald's. Blake brought his own old ass box as a prop. He's like, oh, fucking shit.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Yeah, Blake comes out of the trailer, dressed as Ronald, and they're like, that's not the commercial at all. We're talking terrifying, too. And why does this shit pour out of your pants, your left pant leg? It's landing in your fucking huge red shoe. What's going on? Dio Rea! This show is so exciting.
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Starting point is 00:56:50 Oh yeah. Because my, yeah. Yeah. My ass was too big. Yeah. Not necessarily good, but just too big. They didn't say it was good big. They were just like his ass looks huge in those pants.
Starting point is 00:57:02 We don't want our dominoes associated with that fat ass. Well weird. That's harassment. I think you have a lawsuit. That's fucking it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks.
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Starting point is 00:57:20 That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how it looks. That's how... Usually backstage we're in separate quarters. We never see each other. Right before show we're like fine. Yeah, and I texted the guys, the fellows, and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:57:33 Hey, you guys want to get together and just talk about ice spice? Let's see. Slowly, he's like, I wasn't there when we talked about this because I actually just saw a video of ice spice. And I was like Who the fuck is this? Oh, yeah, this is the best performer of all time. Yeah, doesn't she just have a red Ronald McDonald's But dude I was saying like before before I spice and it's great
Starting point is 00:58:06 Wait, and we like that everyone has yes, too Everyone had to dance before like your Janet Jackson's your Madonna's your Britney Spears is this is She just kind of Shakes and it's better than all of them somehow. Is it like because it's like Like the most confident thing you can do on stage? The most confident thing you can do on stage? Yeah. No, it's because she has huge tits in the big ass. Yeah. Okay. Or she's gonna go to the bathroom. Yeah, she do music. Yes, rapper. But when she ran over the fuck as person is when she
Starting point is 00:58:39 raps, she just puts like a hand here and just does this and you're like I love it best ever go the go I call her ice goats and that's how you know I'm young and cool hey son I don't know who you're a gabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabagabag the Brendan Hanson of rap. Who's swimmer I named an hour ago. Oh, oh, dope. Well, can you play an ice-pice song? Like, what would I know? There's probably no way that even if I play it, you're going to know what it is, Adam. You only know Blink 182.
Starting point is 00:59:18 She's not a new Blink album. Yeah. Well, I like great music. Adam's like, wait, is she on the new Bl blink album? Yeah, is she Tom DeLong? Or not? Okay, I'll play a I spy song and then we do the dance Okay, this is catch so she's basically wiping her ass back to front. Yeah And we're all in agreement that that's dope wiping her ass back to front. Yeah. And we're all in agreement that that's dope.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Well, she's standing and wiping her ass, so she might be a three point stancer. She's amazing. Hey, Kyle, guess what? You get points for that, bud. Yeah, cool. Excellent. Yeah, she is publicly wiping her ass.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Just like back to front wiping her ass. And that is actually what the term ice spice means Yeah, because our top nice and cool Yeah, and I actually that's actually what I did on the on the set of the McDonald's commercial and that's That's probably why I got cut out of it. You're like, can I rip a condom? Adam Spice and Jeremy Pippin was like, Blake! Come on Blake! Come on Blake! What up! I won the monopoly game!
Starting point is 01:00:43 Wait, hearing you guys say, come on Blake, made me realize how good your impression was when you said it, because it did sound like pivom. Really? Can we get it one more time? Oh, I lost it immediately. Get back into it. You can do this.
Starting point is 01:00:57 I, you're an actor. I just, I, like, like, go back to the time. Go to the moment. I get it, and this is why you're cut out of things. Can we get a spotlight? You lose your confidence, but I know you have yeah, let's get the spotlight and then take us down please take us down Okay, rolling Jeremy, okay, should I roll should I roll on you're on say You're hitting your mark rolling sound speeds and I'm going to go to the park. Rolling, sound speeds, and...
Starting point is 01:01:25 Not a bell. I'm going to come. Nope, you get it too quick. Okay, rolling. Oh, what the fuck? Are we rolling? I think they bet. Oh, hold on, how are we going?
Starting point is 01:01:34 How are we rolling? I got two minutes of tape. You better fucking hit this Blake Anderson. Rolling. Sound speed. We're going into grace. And I just came my pants. You get it too soon.
Starting point is 01:01:46 You got to wait for action, buddy. Rolling. Sun feeds and still rolling. Action. Come on, Blake. No, let's take it again. Try it one more time. Action.
Starting point is 01:02:00 It's a cool if I rip a condom from you. Wait, are you doing, what? You're not doing it. You're doing it. I'm actually we're going to be Pivot. Do you need somebody to feed the camera the line off camera? And here we go. Hey, can I rip a condom from you? It's cake. It's cake. It's cake. What?
Starting point is 01:02:19 Cake. And you're cut out the scene. Yeah, let's bring it in. Bring it in. Mom, Blake, cut out the scene. One minute no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Well as you did it the first time because it was a great impression. Yeah, sorry guys. And then then he kind of froze. He got really sweaty. Yeah, really sweaty as soon as the spotlight came on him. And then we were doing our pivots and come on Blake. I heard the news today. Oh god. Yes. Got cut out of the commercial the McDonald's commercial in the dirt it hurts so bad sorry guys if I had a piano right now that would have been sick dude
Starting point is 01:03:18 I wish we could wheel out a piano every now and then it would be cool to have a piano on stage just to hit that yeah maybe have you ever been cut out of anything? A government cut out? No, just fired off entire projects. Yeah. No wait, I was cut out of a, uh, fucking a Paul Thomas Anderson movie called uh, Inherent Vice. You can see my body. Oh, that's right. You just can't see my see my face yeah which is a choice and i respect it yeah there are like people be like oh dude we'll just take the body thanks
Starting point is 01:03:52 we're watching this movie that's very serious is that the durs i'm pros you can't really take it out of this walking phoenix vehicle now i'm here to see my dick dude, I got hired to act one time, and I got cut out of it. What was that? You're my favorite actor, so this doesn't make any sense for me. It makes no sense. It made no sense. I played an ambulance driver on the series finale of, what the fuck was it?
Starting point is 01:04:22 CSI. It was CSI. Yeah, CSI. And I guess I sucked. I don't know what's up. Well, I shaved my entire face for the fucking roll. Well, that's why. Yeah, that's why. They asked me to. I did what they asked. Oh, really? Yeah, I was being a good actor and listening to the director and the producers and all that. And then they were like, wait, so did they go, Oh, you shaved? Why do you think that has anything to do with it?
Starting point is 01:04:47 No, they went. I'm just saying I did that. No, he shaved and they went, oh, you have three chins. Yeah, I'm sorry. I had to make it in here and make up and get it back on them. Right.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Do you remember when I did your friend's student film? And this is like the first thing I did. I was like 18 years old or 19. And you were like, it was your friend's student film at LA Film School. And your friend was casting the role of hottest man in the world.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Yes. And then he's such a good roommate and friend that he goes, I got just the guy. And then my Pudgey ass shows up and it worked. And I remember the director being like, this is the guy? Oh yeah, but we were like, it was so booty, dude. We were unlike the corner of a parking garage and it was supposed to be a fancy restaurant too. It was a garage dress as a restaurant.
Starting point is 01:05:47 I was the fucking production designer on that. So I was like hanging streamers. So they're like, yo Kyle, so here's the deal. We need a really hot guy, and we need a fancy restaurant. And you're like, I've got Adam and a garage. Yeah, this is what I can give you tomorrow. Cool brain. Yeah, I just remember him being like, so he's the hottest guy in the world. Okay. Yeah. Look at
Starting point is 01:06:13 Hollywood. I had a similar thing. I always forget this actually happened. I was in a kid rock music video. Oh yeah. Hot hot hot. You're like a boxer, aren't you? Yeah, so my buddy who's handsome and fucking sliced was like, hey, they're looking for somebody's super handsome and I'm like, all right, I'll keep my eyes open. He's like, no bro, I'm talking to you. And then I get to see like a few years from now, PTA is going to look at that body specifically go and be like, I got to have it. Let's go to a frame with it. And so I get the feel like a few years from now, PTA is gonna look at that body specifically, and be like, I gotta have it. Let's go frame with it.
Starting point is 01:06:48 And so we get there, I'm just doing pushups all night, but we get there the next day, and they go, okay, shirts off, we're gonna oil you up, and I was just like, fuck. And then I take the shirt off, and you definitely see people go,, well oil them up oil them up Whatever you can I remember being excited that you were in that video Yeah, yeah, and then watching the video and they like blurred you out. Well, it's like he's it was like a
Starting point is 01:07:16 Direct oil choice again. I respect these. I'm in the guild myself So I respect the choice you were like just a blurry figure in the background. You were just like music shadow You were like moving flesh just sort of, yeah. They ended up rotoscoping the whole thing. Yeah. It's because, there's this tits were so big, they had the blurrum. Right. So, I was scared to break.
Starting point is 01:07:36 It was a huge. The video was like three st- like it was like the dream, whatever, dream day for each of the people. Like Kid Rock had his, somebody else had theirs, and then like the like heavy set, black drummer lady. This was her fantasy to see like two young white dudes killing each other in a pit. And I think I did over here her say,
Starting point is 01:07:58 nobody on set has bigger tits than me. Get them out of here. Right, I choose. I choose, think I heard that. That's an American badass right there. I do think I heard that. That's an American badass right there. Do you think I heard that? Those things jiggle. Should we do some hot topics?
Starting point is 01:08:13 Let's do it, baby. All skin hot topics. Love it. So Joey Fat 1. Okay. He's a fat one or a foot tone. It's a ton. Let's keep it real. Let's try some of those. I think I said fat one or a foot home. It's a ton. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Let's keep it real. That's right. I think I said fat one for so long that now I just say fat one. To be fair, it is spelled that way. It's like how we used to always misspell manana. Manana? Like tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:08:40 You guys would say manana. And we would say maniamlo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just as being idiots. Yeah, it's like. I caught myself being like, all would say, Maniamlo, just as being idiots. I caught myself being like, all right, see Maniamlo. My mom was. It's not right. Sorry, bro. So Joey Fat one, 46 years old.
Starting point is 01:08:57 He gets candid. By the way, pretty young. I thought they were older. Yeah, that scared me. He gets candid about his hair plugs and fat removal procedure. And he says, men get stuff done too. It's science. I mean, yeah, keep it a secret, bro.
Starting point is 01:09:14 I agree with you. I think like we should be ashamed. Yeah, put the shame back in that. Yeah, as a society, I feel like we need to have more shame. Right. Especially men. Put the shame back in that yeah, we as a society. I feel like we need to have more shame right Especially men then should bottle everything up I don't know what you keep it bottled. I don't know what could happen Men should show no emotion if you cry here
Starting point is 01:09:43 You should have it bottled up and nothing bad will ever happen from that. This isn't like a dig or a burn on Joey, but like you'd think he would have had like his one jacked phase, right? I feel like everyone's having their jacked phase, and he'd be able to stay in it or like they fall back. But like. You can't be with cause and swimners. You can't be with cause and swimners.
Starting point is 01:10:04 You guys, we all can't be Wisconsin's women's women. My dad's here. Appreciate that, dad. I'm kidding, my dad would never support me that way. No, that's the same guy from before, and he's like, I'm gonna redeem myself, honey. Honey is a fun ball, bro. And he's like, Diane, shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 01:10:20 I'm gonna say something. I wish you wouldn't. I wish you wouldn't. I got it. I figured I'm gonna write something down so I you wouldn't. I wish you wouldn't. I wish you wouldn't. I got it. I figured it out. I'm gonna write something down so I don't fuck it up this time. So, here we all can't be
Starting point is 01:10:32 with Wisconsin swimmers. Honey, you hold it while I'm saying it. I'm gonna hold the bathroom and practice it. I'll be back in 15 minutes. He was gone this whole time. Yeah. Hopefully they don't cut me out the back Or it's been a bathroom by the merch booth. Oh, can't be which constant swimmer
Starting point is 01:10:51 No, yeah, but bro. I gotta give him credit. He was better than Blake on the set of entourage. Yeah Hey, buddy, hey, can we give him points for that in my What can we get points for that in my Plug gates are open. I would never cut you out of my movie buddy. There we go Yeah, so I guess he's had like a ton of shit done He had his fat removed from his chin and stomach. We all can't be Wisconsin's words He's also gotten hair plugs Dude by the way if I ever went bald, I'm getting, I'm gonna ask Blake if I can plug his hair into my head.
Starting point is 01:11:29 Oh, a hair transplant from Blake? Yeah, that's cool. So I hope I only like lose the crown, so just up here, it's just like, that would be unreal. Whoa, if you could get different kinds of hair in your head? I think you can. Like different colors and kinds and twists and turns. Yeah, you just gotta sell your homies,
Starting point is 01:11:47 you're like, I'm very interested in this concept. Now I said colors, kinds, twists and turns. Like people's hair is a Dr. Seuss book. What the fuck are you talking about? That's what I want my head to be. Dr. Seuss does hair, bro. By the way, well, it wouldn't be tight if you could go to your black friend and be like,
Starting point is 01:12:03 go, can I get some of your hair? And just you have like a sick ass fucking black hair dude. Right. So whenever you go like to like a 7-11, the guy's like putting some cigarettes away. And you're like, hey, can you help me? Turns around he just goes, I would just look exactly like kid from kid in play. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:24 Just staring like, kid from kid in play. Yeah. Just staring like, how? But you also like gout some hair from Andrew Santino. So it's like, right, shock red. This would be close. It's ice-pice. I know you don't know who ice-pices, but she has a very orange aphorose,
Starting point is 01:12:40 so look that up. That's sick. I'm into this. Dude, she's cool. You got to look her up. By the way, Joy Futson. He only told us half of the stuff he got done for sure. Yeah, he's like just the hair plugs and I had some fat removed and you're like, there's no way. And also I had like a third nipple that I took off and raffin plants. Right. Yeah. It just keeps going.
Starting point is 01:13:03 You ever see the guys that got bicep in plants and they just look at fucking insane, dude. Yeah. What it's gross when someone gets bicep in plants? That's like weird. What is in there? What is that? It's a brisket in plant. They put a breast implant in your bicep. Oh, I thought it was just like breakfast burritos or something. Hey, we're not going to use I was joking. it is that. Oh, no, I was just being silly. Well, you know what, Joey Fattone?
Starting point is 01:13:30 I guess good for you, but I think as a society, we should hold things in more. So hit me with a blade. Now, this is a fancy Dior. Is that the right, how you pronounce it? Deor. Christian deor. Deor. Deor.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Deor releases skin care line for babies. Oh, shit. Which includes $230, scented water, and $115 moisturizer. And this is why people hate rich people. Like fuck off. Yeah, you don't need to do that. But who do you hate? Do you hate the people who make the product. Yeah, you don't need to do that. Who do you hate? Do you hate the people who make the product
Starting point is 01:14:06 or the people who buy the products? The people who buy the product is. So then this is fun. Make it. That's great. What they're doing as a business is fun. That is true. I think it's kind of fun.
Starting point is 01:14:18 I think it's like, you know how people will only buy whatever the most expensive thing is like rich households. They're like, I guess it's more expensive. If it's better, if it's more expensive, we're like safer. Yeah, right. We should come out with like a thousand dollar like in, you got this, you got this, you got this.
Starting point is 01:14:36 Would you say butthole? Buzzball. No buzz ball. Either way, sounds on bread. I would actually, I'd drink one before I died for sure. A thousand dollar buzz ball? Yeah, like one before I died for sure a thousand dollar buzz ball Yeah, like right before I fucking croak. I'm like crack me open one of those thousand dollar buzz balls Is it like a inch? I don't yeah, I don't understand
Starting point is 01:14:53 It's basically like you know gold slogger where it had like the gold flags Yeah, yeah, can I break some news to you what you could drink that now. Oh shit. Yeah. What the buzz ball? Yeah, a thousand dollar buzz ball. Yeah, you could drink that. You don't have to wait till you're dead. You're good. Bucket. Tonight's the night. Okay. Well, we don't have one. Hey, we with it. Yes, sir. So a Delta flight attendant. Did you burp again? I did that time. We just had Marbick. It's like red bull burps, right? So it's just kind of like hangs. But if that's the same smell that you smell before, then definitely before you when you said
Starting point is 01:15:32 you didn't burp you did. Yes, well it slips out. It slips out. You know, sometimes you don't even know you're doing it. So do you know that you did it the first time? I knew it right now, I knew it. But the first time I did not know. Okay, but we've now concluded that it was in fact you. I believe it is me. Good job.
Starting point is 01:15:48 Alright, cool. Hey, then, it's a truly random thing. Broom! Can you stop? Oh, it just came out. Fucking thing sucks! Hit me with a bike. Oh shit, I already did, man. I'm looking at porno right now. I'll call him, man. hit me with a bike. Oh shit I already did man I'm looking at porno right now. So a Delta flight attendant threatens to have Grammy nominated gospel vocalist Bobby Storm cool name. I scored it from playing after she refuses to stop singing to passengers.
Starting point is 01:16:19 Wait what? This woman. She don't stop the music. Yeah. She couldn't stop singing, dude. So you have to leave the playing. Whoa. That's a gift. And she's like, no. I'm never going to stop singing because the Lord. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Fuck. Yeah, she. And then you come down with a sickness. I guess other singers you'd be like, well, fuck off. You're being an asshole quit singing But like she's like God is telling me to right. Yeah, you can't argue with that when the spirit said seeing you got a singing Shout baby, that's it. How annoyed would dares be if that woman was sitting right behind him and instead of like a crying baby Or a dog or something. It's just this woman being like
Starting point is 01:17:03 Hallelujah Yeah, I don't know, you or something it's just this woman being like ha la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la leap of fucking lost. Yeah, man, what the fuck? The fact that to a leap of dim when best song is Travis. It's a travesty. It's a travesty. It's a travesty. It's a travest. Yeah, travest. Himalayan like oh, zip ones. They got zip ones. I got to close out all my my porno tabs. So a Disney guest allegedly... Okay, I'm looking for it, Jesus Christ! Allegedly! Allegedly, poop while waiting in line for rides. I get that. Was it the first time drinking coffee? Hot coffee. It's not coffee part. Wait, so evidently, two Disneyland custodial team workers known as cast members
Starting point is 01:18:10 wrote about it in 2015 book, cleaning the kingdom inside our tails of keeping Walt's dream spotless. What are we doing now in society? Did everybody guys talk about their hair plugs and custodial workers write books, dude. That's what? Why do they think they have the shit in the books?
Starting point is 01:18:29 But do we play the people writing the books or buying the books? Sorry, good. But also, why do they have to shit in line? You could just have somebody hold your space, right? Can't you still do that or no? No, dude, no, I empathize with this person. I get it, man. Okay, please elaborate.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Tell me why they don't... If you get a bad cup of Joe, you gotta shit, you gotta shit. I almost shit my pants at South by Southwest. We've told the story on them. But these things happen. Oh, with the converse papa. Sometimes you gotta shit your pants. I remember that.
Starting point is 01:18:58 What the frickin' W.F.? Pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, bu, bu, buh, bu, buh, bu, bu, buh, buh, buh, buh, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, buh, buh, buh, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu my underwear just like, uh, fuck. And so I put them back on and went to another bathroom that I had someone told me had like the garbage can, took them back off, did a whole thing, and then like put them at the bottom, covered it up. And then had a great time in Austin. And I like how ashamed you were in that moment. You're hiding the underwear. No one can ever know about this. And then 10 years later, you're just telling thousands of people that you... Hey, man.
Starting point is 01:19:55 Well, the fact of the matter is, we can't all be Wisconsin's weirder! Damn you! Yeah. The assassination of President John F. Kennedy is the greatest murder mystery in American history. That's Rob Breiner, Rob called me, so let Ado Bryan and ask me what I knew about this crime. I know 60 years later, new leads are still emerging. To me, an award-winning journalist, that's the making of an incredible story. And on this podcast, you're going to hear it told by one of America's greatest storytellers.
Starting point is 01:20:32 Well, last, who had the motive to assassinate a sitting president? My dad, 5JFK, screwed us at the Bay of Pigs, and then he screwed us after the Cuban Missile Crisis. We'll reveal why Lee Harvey Oswald isn't who they said he was. I was under the impression that Lee was being trained for a specific operation and will pull the curtain back on the cover-up. The American people need to know the truth. Listen to Who Killed JFK on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 01:21:06 I've got this fitness injection. And I'm Charlie Webster. The podcast of Ivan Alcappo, the twins who brought down a drug lord returns for a second season, and picks white back up with Pete and Jay Flores, taking their first steps on US soil after turning themselves into the US government. When the plane landed, I think it was the first time I ever felt like, why are we doing this? You'll hear details from the twins 14-year prison sentence and what it was like to go heads ahead against El Chapo in court. It was so ugly to be in a courtroom, I'm anxious and I'm worried and I'm sick to my stomach.
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Starting point is 01:23:06 Apple podcasts are wherever you listen. So you guys have some hot hot cues. We got some sweet sweet A. Hot hot hot. Questions. Hot hot. You got questions I don't know what Laura wants to know what's the weirdest shit you've ever seen at a Hollywood party
Starting point is 01:23:39 Hollywood artist shit the weirdest dude. I know I know I know I saw one time I saw this fucking wild dude jump off a fucking roof and break his pack on a fucking beer paramedable I saw that same thing it was fucking insane dude that was a Halloween party you said Halloween no Hollywood Hollywood oh I though they said Halloween it was a great year Halloween our future was there trash talk was there Hollywood party we're not really invited to a lot of Hollywood party. I did see how I can't remember his name. Tom Hanks e to baby. I saw that. That a Hollywood party. Kathy Bates blowing Henry Weakler. Yeah. I just saw that one time. Yeah, that's, we clear. Yeah. I just saw that one time, so.
Starting point is 01:24:26 Yeah, that's just Hollywood though. Yeah, that's weird. That's just Hollywood. Yeah. What cool stuff you see, like, oh, dude, at Hollywood party, I saw Guy Pierce. I was there during the filming of Colin Ferrell's sex tape. Whoa! Hollywood!
Starting point is 01:24:46 The drug structure was... One time at a Hollywood party. Fuck off, man. What are you gonna do? Cut me out of the fucking podcast! Yeah, good, buddy. You dare all the sickness? Get up and come down when you said this! So Abraham, aka A.B. He wants to know, is there any truth to the derives?
Starting point is 01:25:07 And if so, we'll find out tonight in the Austin. Say it, say it. Yeah, I feel a degree. Yeah, I feel derives gets to a level and suddenly you're like, uh-oh, yeah. The derives is steering the ship tonight. Yeah. I mean, the steering the ship tonight. Yeah. I mean, the first time you guys met, you guys like fist fought each other.
Starting point is 01:25:28 And my love you know, it's true. That's true. And you were in probably full derives form that night, right? If I was in full piss my bed for it, you were in full derives form. I, well, just to defend myself a little bit, I think I was being kind of normal, maybe not fully normal.
Starting point is 01:25:44 But you definitely just had come inside from fighting Adam and had never met me. And I was going through your DVDs looking for my Jamie Foxx. I might need security DVD. Yeah. Because I was going to leave. And then you were like, why are you taking our DVDs? You cannot take those.
Starting point is 01:26:00 Those are Adam's friends DVDs. He kept it. He kept it. He kept it like that DVD belongs to Adams, friend. I'm like, I think of him that friend we just met who were at least acquaintances if not comedic muses at this moment. Comedic muses.
Starting point is 01:26:15 I'm writing for him. And then I let you walk out the door and I did piss the food on that night. Yeah. So I guess now that's when the Kyle comes out. I feel like the Durs is more the Kyle. Oh, maybe there was. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:32 Yeah. So Stephanie Minehart would like to know, she says, they're, hang on. What? She says there is a talent scout in the audience. Uh oh. And it may or may not be me. Okay. Okay. Give me your best dance moves. I was in Austin Osborne once to know did Blake pay each one of you $100 from the Grammy bet that Deweleepa's song would win song of the year. Oh, speaking of the bull. He didn't win.
Starting point is 01:27:06 He bet each of us $100. That's right. That Duolipa would win Best Song of the Year. And it didn't win and you did not pay us Blake. Yeah, I never received my cash. Yeah, well, I think if you listen back to that episode, you guys were acting real silly. And we, we, what?
Starting point is 01:27:24 What? Wow. Somebody wrote this motherfucker. Wait, what? back to that episode you guys were acting real silly and and we what wow somebody wrote this motherfucker wait what we were I think silly wait wait wait who what's the name who wrote that Austin Osborne Austin Osborne fuck you dog what are you doing bro oh shit hey it seems like it's just $300 I feel like you could just peel a few bills off for your homies you lost a bet. How maybe you pay up pay your homies. Okay tomorrow What what I'm gonna look into that? Yeah, thanks Austin So natty light wants to know, now is that your birth name?
Starting point is 01:28:12 If you could all invite anyone into a circle jerk, what the fuck? This is our fault. We did this to ourselves. Who wouldn't be? Wait, how many people are in this? Oh, it's just, are we naming the it's just are we naming the crew or are we naming the Yeah, it's like we're in a circle jerk are we watching like wild things or like it?
Starting point is 01:28:33 We're just jerking off looking at each other like what I'm a pleat the fifth I would just say The whole fire team fire fire fireman team. Oh, yeah, God, there's no fireman teams. That doesn't seem real. Definitely going to be a mechanic shop. It's going to take place. I think you would have to go someone like kind of funny, right? Like like DL Hugley.
Starting point is 01:29:00 Man, just so you're having a good time. I can't believe I'm here because of that thing from Austin, dude. Just so you're having a good time. I can't believe I'm here because of that thing from Austin, dude. Yeah, I can't believe I have to be in this circle jerk with you guys. Like Bernie Macs there, oh sorry, RIP. Right. I said that. You're not jerking. So that was my Bernie Mac.
Starting point is 01:29:17 I feel like I'd make it like a business move. It'd be like Steven Spielberg. Oh, you know, and I would be like soft pitching. I'm like, yeah, so it's not necessarily time travel per se, but there are dimensions, okay? There's something in that effect. Yeah, that's great turn a circle jerk into a networking event. It is dick looks like ET's finger and lights up and we Tell me it. And it's closed. It can be pie-o-you-suck-its.
Starting point is 01:29:46 E-T-bone home, okay? You want that? Yes, it's closed. I think it's a shirt though. You said turn a circle jerk into a networking thing, but that is what circle jerks are. Come on. Right, that's what you have.
Starting point is 01:29:58 No, I'm sorry, yeah. If you don't get out of the circle jerk with everybody's number in business card, did you even circle jerk at that point? Okay, we're done. Can you hand me your business card? Here's mine. Here's my card.
Starting point is 01:30:09 Oh shit, you're a manager at Ike's Sandwiches School. Wow, I'ma come over there. I'ma come over there. Shlotskies, a lot of sandwich makers here. That's where I heard it. Wait, you were, you drive for FedEx. I thought you were a CEO of some sort of FedEx, but, okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:30:29 So, a nice package. A big daddy with a pap would like to know. That's a good name. What is the angriest you've been at each other on set? And what caused it? What was it? What was it? What is it with the angriest we've been at each other
Starting point is 01:30:43 on set and what caused it? I don't think there was ever a fight. I don't think there was ever a fight. You know, we might get a little annoyed by each other or whatever, but yeah, but have we ever been angry? I mean, no, dude. It almost seems like we're hiding a story. This wasn't angry and this was kind of funny because it was a bummer of a day for Adam and I was directing an episode. Wait, are we going to cry? Yeah. I don't think so. And you had a scene with like a monologue and it was you and just
Starting point is 01:31:12 Weiman. And I think you were like yelling at Weiman. It was like a page long thing, but you had just found out that you were going to be out of town for like the entire Clippers season. Oh, yeah. And you had just bought season tickets like two weeks before. RIP.
Starting point is 01:31:27 RIP, my Clippers season tickets. Whoa, why didn't you tell me about it? You couldn't get through the scene, like the monologue or whatever, and you were getting really angry yourself. And then you went off and I'm like, it's all good, dude. And you're like, I just fucking found out.
Starting point is 01:31:41 I can't go to any Clippers games. And I was like, I just fucking found out. I can't go to any Clippers games. And I was like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. But you got this. Let's get back in there. Come on.
Starting point is 01:31:54 Come on. You guys never really got mad at me, but Jeremy Piven got fucking pissed. Yeah, there it is. Different environment. Bigger swing and dicks over on a ron. Yeah, yeah. So that stuck with me. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:06 Apparently. Kyle would just walk away and come back with bloody knuckles and be like, let's do another take. Yeah, I thought that was just a good resolving my issues. No, Kyle doesn't get angry. When you do something wrong or bad that he doesn't like, he just goes, that was great. That was great. What if we did something totally different was great, that was great. What if we did something totally different? Yeah. That was great. What if Adam's not in this scene?
Starting point is 01:32:32 So this person did not put their name down because they were ashamed of the question, but it says, we had the Cleveland steamer and the Chorglombus. Yes. What is Austin's sex name? Oh, Austin's sex name. Oh, Austin's sex name. It's Austin Powers. Okay, that's a movie character. That's a start. It's a start. There's no bad answers after that one. Okay, I'm really pissed. I'm not heard.
Starting point is 01:32:59 I feel like Austin's already like a sexy dude name. Right. So, right right what about Austin powers What about the Austin power Okay, it's like it's like you're doing the wheelbarrow. It's Getting closer, we're getting closer. Hey, that's a fucking bitch. What? I'm feeling like it's something, hey, and hear me out.
Starting point is 01:33:30 Something to do with hook-um horns. So it's like, if we're going whorries, I think it's going to help us to use sex us, like Austin's sex us, but not Austin, something dirtier. So what if it's like the butt fuckers of Austin? but not Austin, something dirtier. Okay. So what if it's like the but fuckers of Austin? Sexist. Oh, that's sexist.
Starting point is 01:33:51 Sexist. Sexist. Yeah, and we found it. Yes, what was it? What did we find? Don't worry about it. Listen back to this episode. Live television ladies and germs.
Starting point is 01:34:04 And this person, Kyle Dillin Dylan wants to know can Blake not ride In cursive what's the deal? With his art rap judging from the posters. Oh And and also Can you? Can I write in cursive? I wish we had one of those old fucking projectors that I could just go through it. Right, yeah. I cannot say 100%, I could get through
Starting point is 01:34:30 the entire alphabet, uppercase and lowercase. I promise you, none of us can do an uppercase G. No, I guarantee I could do an uppercase G. Because it goes like, goes here, and then back on another disease. And then like, swoops, doesn't it like go around? Nope. And then it kind of loops down here.
Starting point is 01:34:48 The G is simple, the G goes like this. Oh, the G starts here and then it goes, do you see that? I had a teacher in like fourth grade go, my handwriting was so bad, he was like, you don't even need to learn it. Right, you got the past. He was like, it's all going to be on computers anyways. Truthfully, he was like, it's fine. He just gave you like a
Starting point is 01:35:08 sponge. He found it was like, I go play with this in the corner. Yeah, he's a futurist. And then it was just me in the corner like, yeah, he's like, hey, every morning Adam would just walk you walk in the class and he just give you a bunch of kush balls Here In the corner if you shut up for the whole period at the end of class. I'll let you juggle kush balls for the class By the way, have you ever heard like on like entertainment tonight? Some comedian will be interviewed. And be like, I had a teacher named Mr. Jenkins, who if I was quiet and well behaved,
Starting point is 01:35:49 you would give me two minutes at the end of class to perform. And I'm always like, so I'm sorry, the rest of the class has to watch somebody as like, whack ass comedy routine at the end of class. Yeah. I guess so. Well, that teacher was trying to fuck that hot A-lister.
Starting point is 01:36:08 Okay. Okay, I never thought about it that way. You've got a, uh, interesting way to see. Yeah. So, thank you. So, my boy, Rocco Juan Carlos Ramirez. Okay. I see him.
Starting point is 01:36:21 Hello. I know you want Carlos. Looks like he's got a plug. Rocco Juan Carlos Ramirezirez in honor of keeping Austin weird Isaac we're gonna need you out here buddy Come on Yeah, just come on Okay, look at this guy with his hands in his pockets. Lookin' all fucking through.
Starting point is 01:36:46 Yeah! Isaac, that'd be extra cool. And this isn't sexual harassment. Here is what. Harassment? I had a vice principal that called harassment. Okay. This isn't harassment.
Starting point is 01:36:58 Harassment. Isaac, can you just take off your fucking shirt already? It's a question. We're not asking. We're not asking. It was the question. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. It's a good looking thing. It was lost in sex us. Finish him. Come on, dude. Let's do the Austin plower.
Starting point is 01:37:20 And honestly, dude, Isaac just ruined the show. Yeah. Finish him. Little bit. Isaac, we love ya. And honestly did Isaac just ruined the show Yeah, that sucks hold your ground brother now now Larry from H town Okay, she is can we get a live performance of I'm kind of an asty dude. Oh Shit The beat is like, I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I like it's I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks up so much Here's the deal I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks so much
Starting point is 01:38:46 So for people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's fucking. Let's make it. He's like, they got they did it. Cause I think we're on the show just a few seconds ago. We had to save the show with that. For people who don't know the song, that is the lyrics.
Starting point is 01:39:00 We didn't forget them. It's just us saying that over and over. I actually think we did a pretty good First time we've ever done that live since we made And I'm not trying to my own horn. I kept the beat going while Adam burped right into my face again Any any take-backs apologies epic slams Dude, dude, dude. Is that barbecue, dude? I don't know what to say. Dude. Any takebacks, apologies, epic slams? Any apologies?
Starting point is 01:39:29 I, okay, I will like to apologize for saying that Blake hates gay people because he's alright. Yeah, first off, yeah. I think you got it. Okay, he actually loves this gay people. And to sort of follow along with that, I feel like I kind of freaked out Texas when I said, I think Cowboys are hot.
Starting point is 01:39:49 And I'm a fireman guy, OK? I'm a cowboy. Cowboys are, Cowboys are, y'all are cool, dude. What's the thing where he's like, I'm a cowboy. He's a cowboy. I think that's a really deep cut jack-in-a-box commercial I thought you were singing like I'm a cow boy baby I know I know I know I've been in a kid rock video. I actually even think it might be a like a Dion Sanders like EA sports This is we can't talk about this.
Starting point is 01:40:26 Yeah, it's a cup of bags of apologies. No, no, I got one apology. I'm going to apologize for later tonight when I do this a lot of the bar. He's like real people in. Oh, OK. OK. He's a lady.
Starting point is 01:40:40 And it's just going to be to each of us, and we're going to be like, yeah. Sorry about that yeah, that's okay. I like that worst case scenario It's just me in the corner doing it and the bouncers like well I know we got some epic giveaway Okay, that's pretty we're gonna warm up the arm because we were looking at today, and my shoulders are fucked. Please don't stop them.
Starting point is 01:41:11 So let's just get this ready. I feel like I'm gonna try to go way out there. Oh, my God. What do we got? Four shirts? All right. Hey, just married. We're ending our heavyweight sell.
Starting point is 01:41:24 That's cool. Way to go guys. I'm just gonna hook this out that way. You guys ready? Let's go over here. Let's go over here. Ready? And who got it? You got it.
Starting point is 01:41:37 I just broke it. Good crowd play. Where's that said? Thank you so much, Austin. Austin, blast. We fucking got it. Yeah, we got it. We fucking rock. I play well here since it thank you so much Right congratulations they were just Yeah, give it up for the honeymooners
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