This Is Important - Ep 171: Live From Portland: Kept Portland Even Weirder

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

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We we keep Austin weird Just walking around a little bit here in Portland. I'm like this place is way we're there dude. Oh, yeah, man Austin pretty fucking normal. The only differences is like, I guess they're cowboys, I don't know. I think they're faking it. But there was one guy who's like, I'm weird, me go, what? And he goes, no, my start-ups called, I'm weird. Yeah. A lot of start-ups in Austin.

No, I feel like Austin's whole thing is like, keep Austin weird. And then like, Portland's like, get a little less weird, okay? Yeah, right. Austin's like, we're pretty weird. And Portland's like, a little less weird, okay. Yeah, right. Austin's like we're pretty weird and Portland's like a smoke crack. Yeah, yeah, Portland's been weird for a long while. They're on the other side of weird. Yeah. Yeah. You're on the back end of weird. And we've all had uncles probably named Mike who already went through that.

Uncle Mike. I got it on. I had it on. I had it on. All right. Uncle Bob's. Um, is the pilot of Anders and I's airplane here? Dude. Dude. Yeah.

Tell a story, tell the story. There's a whole story. Wait, really? The pilot, dude? You invited the pilot? You guys were like 13 year old or like eight year old boys being like can I sit in the cockpit right Blake got a pair of wings sat on his lap in the cockpit he flew alone for the first time yeah no that's

not at all how it went down oh that's right you had on your like really really defensive about it yeah man you're because I didn't do that. Sure. No, I was walking to my seat and then I heard somebody, I swear to God, I was walking to my seat. So now people walk to their seats, okay. Yeah, you weren't running or hopping like you normally are. Seems fake. Continue. And I said what's up to the flight attendant.

I was like, hey, how's it going? And then I walked past her and I was like, and I heard Blake. And I was like, look back. Like, no? And then I walked past her and I was like, and I heard Blake. And I was like, oh, look back. Like, no one's here. What the fuck? Except for in the cockpit, through the door, I see a little, a little mustache face. Yeah.

Now, OK, yeah. Dude, you fucking rock. And I'll see you at the show tonight. Yeah. Oh, fuck out. Oh, wow. That's sick. Hey.

And normally, I would be like, fuck yeah, but whenever the person whose occupation has other people and my life in their hands is a fan of the podcast, I get a little stressed out. It's a little shaky. Yeah. This guy, my part take in some of the sweet, sweet Portland crack. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So anytime we even hit a little minor turbulence, I'm like, we're going down. We're going down. He's topo's out and a little too hard.

Yeah, it would be like if you were just about to go into like a serious like heart surgery and your doctor was like, by the way, you've got a tight butthole. Yeah. Right. Right. I mean, it wasn't a serious surgery, but I'm having all these injections into my lower ass. And nice. Oh, wow.

Nothing like a good injection into my SI joints. And so it's like my whole ass hole is hanging out, right? And they're like, closer eyes. Imagine it. Imagine it. And they're like moving the your eyes. Imagine it. Imagine it. And they're like moving the meat, you know? Oh, so spreading it, like lifting it up. Yeah, because I got to get the right spot,

so they're moving the meat. Are you laying down on your side? I'm laying down with my ass like up in the air. And are your eyes closed? So how are you laying though? I just need to know how. Okay, open your eyes. Open your eyes.

Okay. Great ass. That's like a slow underneath. With a Great ass. It's like a pillow underneath. It's like a pillow underneath. Okay, like this. Yeah. So they totally see my ass as poor table. I had to stand up just to get the proper angle on that one.

That was pretty good. So they fully see my asshole. And then the very sweet nice nurses, like the 24 year old girl nurse who was taking care of me. Afterward, she was like, I'm a big fan, tight-butt hole. Right. You can't do that. She can't do that. And I know she saw my asshole, dude.

And I know, wait, it's not that tight. But what was weird is, she never saw workaholics. She liked pitch perfect. Yeah. And she was just like really commenting on your butt. Yeah, she's just like reporting in. Huge fan, and by the way, my reports,

I will be riding type. Yeah. It's become a medical term. Yeah. Yeah. You're like cool. I cool. I was here to remove a mole on my foot. And while they're there like let me get in there. You're 40. Let me get in there. That's yeah. We'll get to that mall, but let's see that butthole. As soon as you're 40, every doctor just insists on looking at your ass hole. Before you go, when's your birthday? When's your birthday? Yes! Yes, okay, so, then over.

Oh my god, I almost said thank you. Oh my god, thank you. This is totally unprofessional, but nice. No, because I just went, I just had a, what do they call that when they check you out? A physical. I just had a physical. You're very good. Hey, wait, you know what?

Yes, points. Sure, for knowing what happened to me at the doctor's office. Yeah, sure. No, really, wait a find that, dude. I was impressed. Yeah. And so I was having a physical, a physical, and they go, you know, they pull my pants down for me. Oh, they did it for you though.

Fucking get those things off. In one thing, I was like, yeah, it was like really like. They did it. They did it. And then they go, let me, I was thinking I'm gonna get a finger on my ass, you know? Nice. And then he just, I'm gonna go,

and he goes, just spread your ass cheeks for me. And so I'm like, been there. It's finally happening, you know? And I spread my ass cheeks and he just looks at, he just crutches down and goes, looking good. Dude, yeah, Mike, I did the same thing. I'm like, don't you wanna stick a,

don't you wanna do the thing? Isn't there something you're supposed to feel with the news? Shouldn't we be probing? Please, please. Is there something? No, I'm good. I'm good.

I'm like, you're good. I don't give a fuck if you're good. What about me, dude? I asked you about you, dude. I'm here for me. Yeah. And I know you are always heard about your butthole. So nervous about my butthole.

Yeah. It's just an area of stress and nerves. Hell, hell, specific question for you. What's up for you when you when you did this and bent over when you turned back around was your doctor all the way back in the corner and he was like no we're good super weird because he had a clothes pin on his nose right right the doctor looks at your asshole like he's lighting a firecracker fighting a firecracker? Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha buddy you're in control of the points okay thank you well he was doing the bit i think it's hard to give yourself points in my i was getting fucking andro out of the blue dude

is it tough to give yourself points is that uh you overlook yourself no i think like does a great job of giving yourself credit yeah because i wouldn't you know you want to give me a lot of credit or yourself a lot of credit the first one oh yeah yeah you know no i just need i need like a little give me a lot of credit or yourself a lot of credit. The first one? Yeah, I think. Yeah. You know. No, I just need, I need like a little jeopardy button that I could push that just goes point point point point point point point.

Just in case I. So you could run back through the bit and give points or take a shit or whatever. Yeah, just in the stage. Do it in jeopardy. There's a little button that gives a ton of points. Yeah, I don't know what. What's the jeopardy? You have a button when you click in and where it goes blue and and then it goes, do-do-do, and then it

puts the lights on it, then you have the timer to answer the question. Wait, one more time? It goes, do-do-do, do-do-do. BOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOO Jesus me to be on celebrity jeopardy and I just turned that shit down really? Yeah, okay Because I'm like I'm too dumb for that. I don't want to get up there and not know a fucking single thing right? Yeah, but like just be like negative six thousand But that wouldn't be the funny Greek mythology and I'm like

69 yeah, that should have been funny dude. You'll be like medieval times and you're like dinner internament That should have been funny, dude. You'd be like, medieval times, and you're like, dinner internament? No, okay. Well, then we'll just skip that. I did not say what is dinner internament. But that was the correct answer. Yeah.

We had a question on, do you guys remember what our question was on, or what our answer was? Yeah, because you got to go answer first. On jeopardy, yeah. Like a work all, that's why. Yeah, that was tight. I also don't remember. It happened. It did did happen and that's one of the moments where you go That happened. Yeah, that was cool to be a jeopardy answer

You're now because you can just ask the question which I'm assuming the question was what is workaholics? So now you have to say the answer to that I A sick TV the answer to that. The best show on TV. Yes, point. You breaking bad. Yeah, breaking bad. Yeah, suck my dick, the wire.

Yeah, sons of anarchy. So pranos get the fuck out of here. Hey, sons of anarchy, felt me. Son of anarchy, like a show that people talk about still. Son of anarchy. You held on to sons of anarchy. I said that people talk about still sons of anarchy you held on to sons of anarchy I said I said felt to me. I know. Okay. I know but then I you think sons of anarchy is the best show on TV We were naming all time hits. We're naming the best He's also like suck my dick weird science TV show from USA in 1998

The featured science TV show from USA in 1998. Yes, suck my dick, California Dream in the show that came on after Say By The Bell in 1993. Get the fuck out here, city hide. Dude, suck my dick, hey dude. Wait, did you guys, I know what? We are, we are, hold on a second. And you know what, I said it, I immediately take it back. You know, thank you. Dude, remember Christine Christine Taylor who's been

stillers current wife. Yes. From the time he dude and you're just like, I guess I'm into women writing horses. Right. Wait, do you think that the right of passage for all young boys? Yeah.

Wow. There's not enough women writing horse shows on TV for young boys. There should be a channel. I think we all know the number one women writing horse shows on TV for young boys. There should be a channel. I think we all know the number one women writing horse to show what name it. Yeah, just I would love to hear it. Well, I hope she wrote a horse in Zena Warrior Princess.

Yeah. Did she? I like how you're like, I think we know the number one show where she may, may impossibly. And if she did, it's not the main thing. As I'm saying it, I hope she, yeah. You know what's weird, so we used to go to Comic Con of Promote Workaholics.

Yeah, man. And we were at a photo shoot, and I remember like Glad Handing some producer, and then his very attractive older wife came over and was like, hey, she was like a big personality, was really fun. And I was like, what's she has like a big personality, was really fun. And I was like, what was her story? And then someone leaned in and was like, that's fucking Zena. And I was like, what?

Cause she had blonde hair. And then I had to do one of these where you just you cover the hair. Lucy Lawless. Lucy Lawless, I want to say. Is there a name? Mother fucking Lawless. And Lucy Lawless is super cool.

Her name is Lucy Lawless. Wouldn't you be cool if you were Zena, but in real life, your name was Lucy Lawless. And Lucy Lawless is super cool. Her name is Lucy Lawless. Wouldn't you be cool if you were Zina, but in real life your name is Lucy Lawless? Yeah, yeah, she'd be sick. It sounds like she has a porno name, that's what's really tripping me out. Well yeah, I'm sure her name was like, which one? Lucy Schmidt and she was like, I'm gonna go with Lawless? It's Lawless. Lucy, yeah.

What about Lucy? We're talking about her. Lucy Butth with Lawless? It's Lawless. Loose. Yeah. What about Loose? We're talking about her. Loosey butthole. Huh? Maybe something like that. That's a good point on him. I think he deserves points.

I think he deserves points. That's points. Yeah. As much as I wish that was true, he deserves to point. And I like the fervor from the crowd with that one. They're like, you better fuck it. Come on. They were ready to leave. Yeah, they're like, fuck you Blake from the crowd with that one. They're like you better fuck it. They're like fuck you Blake

You better hit that points button. Goodbye Lucy butthole By the way, I just want to imagine like a woman going into like see her agent who's like maybe change her name and she's like I got it Okay, hit me with it sweetheart Lucy Butthole like I got it. Okay, hit me with it sweetheart. Lucy, but hole. Okay. Hmm. For sure her agent has like a, uh, one of those old Mercedes convertibles. Yes.

And they're talking on a old car phone. Sure. Drive through the Hollywood Hills. Yeah, he, and they pick it up. I'm going into the valley. I'm going to lose you, babe. What's the last name? Yeah.

Yeah, it's the last name, babe. And even when you're talking to them, they keep saying, talk to me. Yeah. I'm talking to the middle of a sentence. Talk to me, baby. I'm actually trying to right now. Talk to me, babe.

I am. I'm trying to defend these agents, though. When you get an agent and you talk to people who talk like that, it's pretty cool. Yeah. It makes you feel like you're really there. I got one. I got agent and you talk to people who talk like that, it's pretty cool. It makes you feel like you're really there. I got one, I got one of those talk to me, babe guys. Yeah.

They're real. Talk to me, babe. Cause we have one of those. Talk to me. Oh, we gotta talk to me, babe. We got a big time talk to me, babe. He says I love you a lot. Yeah, this grown man who I've known for three months loves the fuck out of me.

I'm sorry, but wait, how does he tell me more? I just can't handle it because I'm like, I'm leaving that. Yeah, hanging. Jersey's like, no one has ever said that to me. Yeah. Wait, you're saying this? I've never felt these emotions. Wait, how does this happen?

This is bonkers to me. What do you mean? We don't have the same agent. I mean, I feel like it's just 2023 and people throw it around a lot, but I feel like he means it. Like before you go to, before you hang up. Before I go to bed at night, he calls me back.

And he goes, hey, sweet dreams, I love you. And then I just go, ugh. I love it too. I would never say I love you back. You loving? Yeah. I love you. I love Forum. I love you, I love you. I You love him? Yeah. I love you. I love Forum.

I love you, I was okay. I have love for him. Right. Sure. I just don't know if I would ever say, I love you too, man. For real. Well, I've said I love you to all of you guys.

I've never heard it back from Durr's, but I don't know why you would say that. I've never heard it back from Durr's either. But I do love you guys. I wouldn't say I love the agent that I've known for six months. Right. That's right. I think that's different.

You guys have known for 20 plus years. Yeah, and there's love for you guys. That's true. We have this, okay, but there's love. That's what you said about your agent too. There's gotta be some kind of a... There's all sorts of love, and then that love is... It's out there, guys.

You guys can take it or leave it to you guys it does come from you it's up to you to me right no say it I like this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's let's get a spotlight on there get a spotlight whoa time out time out if if this is the circumstance that causes doors to say I love you this fucking stuff yeah this is the circumstance that causes Durs to say, I love you, this fucking sucks. Yeah, that's fucking weak. We need a spotlight on him if you're gonna do it. Hey, by the way. Oh boy.

All right. We need this guy to give us our Durs. We have to go around and say one thing that you love. You're not saying I love you. You're saying one thing you love about. Or you can say it. So you're not saying I love you you're saying one thing you love about or you can say I love you or I love you I think if you want to why not well obviously if you want to but the guy is a robot say anything program that way okay you know it's crazy what I feel like Portland is the only place where I could say this. So... Yep.

Because earlier today, did a ton of fentanyl. Yep. Oh, sure. As one does, as one does. And now I'm feeling all sorts of vibes. We're waiting. Kyle. Yes? I've said this before and I'll say it again.

And then we come over to Kyle, maybe make it a... Come over to... We're good. I'll just scoot you in. I'll scoot you in. It's fine. Yes, Anders. Kyle Nguacheck is a creative fountain. Okay. Who? Who? He's blowing. He's blowing he's blowing who Make who who makes art for himself as Yeah, in a good way in a good way. Thank you, and I love That about him Fuck so close dude to that's okay I just went in and I love him and uh, what hey

y'all heard that shit and Shut the fuck up Portland Sorry guys is a moment we could have had this any other place but it makes most of it here in Portland This is why we defunded the police Yes, I'm just Adam yeah divine That's right. That's my name besides the fact that my man can barely fit up in the shirt

Wow in a good way oops shirt. Wow. In a good way. Oops. Adam Divine brings in, and you know what, I'll take this because I didn't speak at your, I wasn't there for your, uh, rehearsal dinner. This is good, Blake. Yeah, because I heard Blake gave like a really good speech at the rehearsal dinner.

By the way, why don't you just hit buttons from the board, you fucking weirdo. Hey, you do your love and get ready for it. Adam Divine brings an energy to every room that is infectious and makes you super jealous and that's true. And that's just one of the many things that I love about him. And I love you. And uh, 16 of you. And he said it.

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Yeah, that's right. I know we want to just fucking run the clock, but guess what? We got shit to talk about, man. We got stuff to cover. Gaza. I got this one take up. You know what, let's circle back. We'll circle back.

We'll circle back. Yeah, I've got a guy that's taking me. We want to hear about our Gaza take. I had a Gaza take in Seattle. I just didn't get to it. Maybe we'll get to it later, but I got to take it. It's a crazy take. We'll do it live.

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Yeah! And we're having a blast. And every city I go to, I sniff around, I go, what's the Hornian city? We put a leash on him and we go, get out there! And I'm on all fours, and I just whip out my old Hornian Australs. What are you sniffing for? And I feel like, what kind of stuff? Phoenix, Arizona, that is a horny place.

Everyone's all like real, like two tan, no one's wearing clothes because it's so fucking wrong. It's because it's so hot. I think, I think horny obviously comes with the hot. But then when no one's wearing clothes, the dude's Brazilian wax, which is a whole other level. Very shagged, Derek. And when you're not wearing any clothes, you're sort of like, well, I guess we can just

fall off. Always horny, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah. Right now. Flip flops. Where's this going? But then in Portland, I've heard that there's like strip clubs absolutely everywhere.

Okay. Wow. So maybe this might be the hornyest place on the tour. Right. Hey, well, maybe, correct me if I'm wrong. Correct me if I'm wrong. It rains a lot here, right? So like, I imagine like a long time ago,

somebody came into bar, they took off their wet jacket, and then someone was like, I dare you to take off the wrist. Yeah. Your boots are huge. She just got like a $10 bill in front of her and the guys Okay, well hey here we go. I don't know This could work and this is and this is so long ago that a $10 bill was like a hundred dollars. Yeah, so Old-timey money. Yeah, go with us guys. I like to think that is how strip club started is just there

And then all of a sudden it was like well your shirts off. I guess your pants should come off too Yeah, I can guarantee pants should come off too. I can guarantee you as way sadder, let's move on. Yeah, definitely. You want that house, huh? Fuck, honey. Oh, me? I don't know.

I think strip clubs are super happy places that bring people to life. Yeah, there's no doubt. Your boobs are here, man. 69, dude. Right, it's like we're most chefs get their start. Yeah. Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind.

I've been to a few strip clubs in Portland. They're fucking cool. You get to like, what do you get to do? Like, it's like, yeah, what do you get to do? I feel like I know what you get to do. But what do you get to do that's different here? No, they're like, really cool. There's these back rooms.

And if you pay like a ton more, they're like really cool. There's these back rooms. And if you pay like a ton more, you can go back there. Uh-huh. And you get to watch them run away. You get to like squeeze butts and stuff. No, you get to know their real name. Hey, for $40, I'll tell you my real name. My real name's not BMW. My real name isn't Lucy Butthole. Yes, points. Points. Yes, points. Yes, points.

No, it was cool because the strip club I went here, it was like a bar and you could like, you could play pool and shit, it was super cash. I like it. I love you, Blake, because you're like, oh, whoa, dude, there's a bunch of pool tables here. We know this thing. I think that is what's cool about Portland strip clubs

is it's not a strip club. Yeah, because it's just like a laundry man. And some girls like, right. I think there's this fin cycle. Welcome to this fin cycle. Right. But can you imagine like Like getting up all the dust to be like

All right tonight. I'm I'm I they said I could strip and I'm gonna go. It's my first night And you're competing against like a fucking Adam's family pinball machine Hello There's just like a long line of guys this for this with stacks of quarters and you're like, hello! There's just like a long line of guys that's with stacks of quarters. And you're like, yeah. When Blake was talking about going to the strip club out here, I feel like I was there. And didn't like you and Josh Wolf just start doing pull-ups at the strip club. Is that like, were you working?

Yeah. Yeah, it was amateur night and weekend. I have this image of you just doing fucking, trying to get in a pull-up contest with Josh Wolf at a strip club I Truly do not know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah, it doesn't hey I feel like the only organic way to take this is blazer if you were a stripper what would that look like? Yeah, oh my god. That's right. What would that look like bees? Well, I would have to have a poll

Kyle What do you want me to do get your job? Pull I was the ball All right How am I gonna get music or is this not place that fucking play like some fucking tool bro? Brad it Dan

Oh, Brad This is what it would look like but I'm a man, do it. What's up, where am I fucking do it? Hey, Kyle, do you want to just strip? Kyle, go. Yeah, Kyle. That's what it is. I did it.

Kyle's really feeling it. Your nipples are how I stand. That was it? Yeah. Coming up to the stage. Lucy Butthole. I did it. No, how would you strip?

I'm not going to strip in front of these people you get up in strip I can't there's no fucking way. I can't have two minute close on to go for shoes. That's sexy. Yeah Yeah, that's actually pretty sexy. I don't know fucking take off your clothes in front of these people It's not the right song for me. I can't even hear the track It's not it's not third-eyed It's too old. I do remember some girl was like this girl there was a girl there was like To Hey two, such a man. This is it.

Hey, hey, that's for you. Then you have to come back and pick them up at the end. That's the shittiest part. Like, oh, thank you. Thank you. I don't mind that, actually. That part to me is like, oh, yeah, you got to do that. Dude, Kyle, Kyle, how much did you just make?

Seven bucks. Seven bucks. That's how it starts. If you break it down $7 for 15 seconds of dancing, you're fucking crushing it. Fucking solid, bro. I get it now. You don't want that?

No. All right. Oh, fuck it. Six bucks. You can take that one. I'll take that. Yeah. Hey, seven bucks.

If you were a stripper, what would your stripper music be? I think I'm gonna say name and I was like, Adam Devine. That's kind of a stripper name. Yeah, for sure. Um, um, probably pop that pussy. Yeah. Yeah, I'd say that's a go-to.

Right, I feel like that one goes pretty hard, right? I guess it's probably me pop that pussy, right? I guess I would do the only, yeah, go ahead. This is only one place where we can go to see for the host's doing shows. Yeah, and then you know how it goes. Is that like, pop that pussy? Pop that pussy. Yeah, I would slow things down and go after the older clientele.

Who like, start spreading the news. Yes, it's not spreading. That's not the only thing I was spreading. That's what he calls his ass, the news. And now come into the stage, the news. Start spreading the news. I would do like a Arosmith crazy. Oh, you would get money, bro.

Sure. Or info, given them something he can feel. Oh, okay. You would wear like long gloves up to your elbows and just... Yeah. I mean, that's what I normally wear. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. No, you have the guys bite it all.

Yeah, bite it all. That's my fucking finger. Yeah, you fucking... What the fuck are you doing? That's my finger, Adam. I said, bite the glove, you stupid bitch. That'd be cool. I feel like that's got to be a problem in strip clubs where guys are biting fingers, aesthetic gloves, like big,

god, big problems. Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big. Anyway, what would your song be? My song, I think, would be, I don't know. I probably, you went old, I would go wildly new. Ooh. Hasn't even come out yet. Yeah, it's like some new drops. Sure. By a little scrappy. Sure.

You just named it a song. You just made a song since 2000. Yeah, I was gonna say. I was gonna say, I just say, I just say, I just say, I don't know, little scrappy was a real artist. Oh, very much though. I was trying to make up a, like, a little, little, little capadil.

No, capadil. You were all trying to think of something besides Blink 182. That's all that just happened right there. Right. Because all of you mad credit for that. Because all the small things would make a great, striped song. Be great. And you go out with your like pretty small dick and that's the song you mine. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, are we supposed to be stripping as ourselves or as

gorgeous women? No, you're just yourself. Oh, no. I got up and stripped as myself. I was picturing myself as like a cool lady. Oh really? Yeah. We put after I actually did that, you changed it in your mind. I got up and stripped. I think maybe I just came out as, yeah, Durs is always imagining himself as a cool lady. Oops.

I did it again. I can see that. I feel like out of all of us, who would most successfully transition. You would think it's Blake because he has the cool hair. Right, yeah. But it's dirt. Thanks, dude.

I appreciate that. I believe in you. Okay, let's do it. I'm not gonna touch that one, but. Why not? You don't think dirt would be successful. I have seen dirt in full like cross dress makeup for a project that we did. That's right, we did that.

We'll post those pictures now. Yeah, and the listeners at home looked fantastic. Well, I will say I wore like a dark brown haired wig and I got green eyes so they popped. You, oh my God. It's not saying what you popped. They popped. I did look really nice.

Something popped. Whoops, something popped. I looked like my mom super young, which, oh my god. When I sent the pictures to my brothers, they were like, who is that? Really? And I was like, my old,

there was like, that looks like mom. That looks like mom. And I was like, is that some Polish lady who looks like mom? And I was like, that's me, dude. Mom. And then I said frickin' deal with it. Oh yeah, well, it's 2000. It's 2000.

It's 2000. It's 2000. You okay?, wait is your mom Polish? No, but I looked I looked I Looked Polish I was in like he was giving Polish five. I was in what everyone here would imagine a Polish person was wearing I'm trying to think of what Polish women I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say what it was, because that would be like a stereotype. So I'm gonna let everyone here imagine what you think a Polish woman in her early 30s

would look like and what she would wear. I know what you were wearing. Okay, go ahead and say it. A fucking like zip up hoodie and a workout. Like yoga pants and like a hoodie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and that is polished to you? Dude, that's full polish than anything. Ha, ha, ha, hoodie. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And that is polished to you? Dude, that's full polish than anything.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I did not know this. No, he's right. I've actually heard that about Polish women. What are you doing like a Polish accent? I don't even know how that would go. My eyes were. Oh, yeah, it's true.

I can vouch for that. Yeah, I bet you can. Good shit. You look great. I remember saying that we should just use my real voice. Oh, yeah. We made like an artistic choice, because it was like, oh, I could do like a thing.

And I was like, I think it might be better if I just talk like this. Yes. And it worked. It was way better. It was a hit show. It was a hit show that we all remember. I don't even remember what the fuck it was. It was a pilot presentation we we all remember. Yeah. I don't even remember what the fuck it was.

It was a pilot presentation we did for adult swim. Yeah, they were like, we're good on this. Yeah, they didn't take it. Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, no, it was art for art's sake. So that's like what it was, right? It was for it's a TK project. Yeah, it was too crazy.

TK, who was the slam dunking Aladdin on Workaholics. Yup. Yes. He said, they. That's cool. He would have loved that. Among other things, yeah. Yeah.

He's dead. He's just, he's not dead. What the fuck is that? He's not dead. Why the hell would you ever say that? He's so, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, Fuck is not dead. Why the hell would you ever say that? I feel like it was a bet. Blake always gets offended when we put death on our friends, but it's always really funny.

Yeah, I thought that was hilarious. I loved it, but I was like, whenever I leave the room, tell the other person I just died. That's really funny to me. You're good, buddy. Isaac, can we get another round out here, please? Oh, okay. Oh.

The VIP experience. And I think if I know. Oh, wait, no wait, I'm so sorry, I just remembered. We were just... Isaac died. Isaac died. We were just talking about the strip clubs, and if I know anything, Isaac's going to come out here without his shirt on

Also like Also like where the fuck are you? I know he's been bed over I'm not trying to be like holly weird, but Braykey beer now Yeah, but he is microphone and I know know, and I know he's going to take his shirt off. I'm going to say it does. Please. Sit up and come down with a sit.

I said, all right, everybody. Pull, pull, pull, pull. What happened back there? Why did it take you so long to pick up three beers? A bunch of lacroise and everything else on top. Sorry. Oh, that was a crazy top. Boo. Let's see him.

Let's see it. Let's see it. Oh, boy. He always does that. He shows us his thoughts. What's that says? I mean, we'll tell like crazy stories about Isaac about how like, yeah, him and Blake fucked.

What the hell? No, no, no. We don't tell people about that. No, I mean, we've been around Isaac when he's been buttoned. He's like whipped his dick out in front of us and wiggled it around and shit. Yeah. But then he won't whip out his translucent titties in front of 2,000 people. It is weird.

It is weird. And it makes no sense. I kind of get it though. I didn't want to do it, but then like in Dallas, I took my shirt off and tonight, and then it became a dick dig and now tonight, I've shown my tears. And then you saw how much that crowd loved it. Yeah, it's very, it's a very easy trap to fall into.

You know, he's... Kyle, what time did you get here today? I got here yesterday. I got here last night. Have you been pickle-balling dude? You couldn't get enough of it. I didn't go pickle-balling this morning. It was too cold. I got here last night. Have you been pickleballing? You couldn't get enough of it. I didn't go pickleballing this morning.

It was too cold. I didn't bring base layers. I fucked up. It's fucking cold up here. That's very true. I feel like later. Can I take my love back? Like what the?

What? I signed up for something. I signed up for a game, but then I just had to go. What do you think? You said no before going out, right? But you didn't get there. I signed up for something. I signed up for a game, but then I just had to go. Well, what did you say, Chew Hengen? You said no before going out, right? But you didn't get there. Because then once you get out there, you're moving around.

I know. It's like 50 degrees. It's not that old. I was fucking like 35 this morning when I was gonna go play. There was no way. I feel like I would have gotten sick immediately. No, 40. 40.

Stop, Chew Hengen. Who's 40 to be? I checked those again. Who is 40? 45 degrees. 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 I checked those out there it was 45 degrees Yeah, but so the low today Kyle Kyle's On was 45 degrees It was 45 no it wasn't what time Were you going at 3 a.m. No I was Going to go at 9 o'clock in a place. So guess what,

come. We're going up to 50. That's not by 930. Yeah, 530 was 50 degrees. You don't need base layer. I got 50 degrees. Yeah. Was it 50 degrees? No. Yeah. I'm seeing 39. I'm seeing 39 this morning. I wish that this is 49. I wish that this is the way that the news in Portland did their weather. Oh, you bitch. Leave those base layers at home. You're fucking policy.

We need to have a weather channel that has two weathermen that disagree on what the weather's on now they disagree on what is called the people it's forty-five you don't have to weather base layers and the other guy going you fucking psychopath uh... get out there what if there's sweater i'm a hardcore sweater as soon as they start playing i sweat like a mother fucker i thought you were saying a sweater a sweat tile are you one of those cool kids are you one of those cool kids that I'm a hardcore sweater as soon as I start playing I sweat like a mother I'm a person so kids are you one of those cool kids that wore shorts year-round a cool no no no really Yeah, it doesn't matter what I wear I fucking start sweating So even if I was shorts in a t-shirt today, which is why I didn't go because I want to brush your shirt

I thought you said you signed up. I did sign up. Wait a second, you're getting your stories all that time. Yeah, you know what, you said you signed up and then they just didn't reach out. So is it that or that your image and didn't wear clothes? I signed up on the internet last night. I'm well aware of the internet. Okay, so that's what I did. Oh yeah, the bitch. And then I also noticed that it was in a place called

Camus, which was Washington. Yeah. And it was kind of far away. Are there some camus holes in the building? Yeah. Yeah. A camus hole. Yeah. Some super Thai lady shirts.

I did tell Blake that I wish I did go play Pickleball. So I do wish I could go play Pickleball. So what did you do? You didn't play pickleball. Did you enjoy the sides of Portland? I did not. I stayed in my hotel room all day. Little naked yoga.

For sure. I did a little naked yoga to start the day. Yeah. Well, you hung out with, there's a fee. Naked yoga is jerking off, by the way. He jailed all day in a weird position. There's a VIP in the audience. Our buddy Thomas, if you're out there,

Thomas are bro. Where are you, Thomas? Thomas is like this right now. No, I'm good. That's good. Thomas? We've been friends for, there we go. I think that's him.

Cool. We've been friends for like, what, 20, 25 years with Thomas, 30 years. Yeah, but you guys are only 28. Well, Thomas is a very special friend. A very, I love you, Thomas. I love you very much. Well, what do you mean? What do you mean, special? You guys see.

Are you as agent? Why are you saying I love you? I love you, babe. Let's talk, Ciao. You know, my persona is kind of like a super- persona? The fuck is happening right now. I know, like, I'm like a super cool guy exterior. Wait, I'm going to go take a shit. What?

No, I would say, Blake puts on like a guy who knows how to skateboard and play guitar and surf. No, he doesn't know how to do any of that stuff. But there's a second side to me. Something that really... So someone besides a liar. Yes. OK.

It's the side that's on your shirt right now. Fantasy, D&D, computers. I'm a bit of a nerd, and I was like... Did you say computers? Yes, he did. That's why you have to sound for it. I'm a I'm a bit of a nerd and I was saying computers What else the nerds like computers? Dude, Tom. You're not in the computer. Dude Thomas was my gateway friend to like like gateway computers. Yeah, exactly Dude, I don't know I don't think you know but in like in junior high, like talking to a girl you like is like super scary, right?

But like approaching the computer lab to talk to like the nerd guys is super scary too. That's not. See, I disagree. I was totally fine talking to those guys. I was like, how does the printer work? Yeah. I'd be like, hey, what happens when you restart it and hold down control, open Apple, delete? Yeah, I'd be like, hey, what happens when you restart it and hold down control, open Apple, delete? No, I'd be like, do you remember? I'm like, I don't know.

I'd be like, hey, what's up? Hey, Keith, how does the printer work? You know how we play? I'm sorry, that was stupid. You know, we play D&D together. Because I'm always like so deep in the fantasy. No, dude, I kind of know what you're saying because the kids that would play

match at the gathering at lunch. I was, yeah. So yeah, that is, thank you. I knew it and sort of like, I wasn't in that crew, but I'd be like, you know, I had a few friends ever doing it and I'd come over and be like, ah, cool. Yeah, and then you put those cards down and then you kind of stack those cards up.

You flip the table. And then I go, hey, how do you do it? And then just look at me and go, nah. Yeah. Yeah. Like they looked at me and you're like, you're not gonna. I had like, I had a line where I would, I would sit down and play, but I would, I would always borrow everybody else's shit because I was, there was no way I was gonna fucking buy that shit on my own. You mean like you would be like, hey, deal me some cards, but you never had your own. I would, because they all everybody who plays collects so many cards, and they have all these different decks, and I was like, well, see to me that seemed like the cool part about it, you get to collect a bunch of shit. No, but see, I had that line drawn where I'm

like, I'm so much not a nerd, I'm not gonna purchase anything. Yeah, I get that line. But then Kyle, what happened? I never purchased a fucking thing. No, but then what happened? What happened? Yeah, that's all indolent. I just asked him, I was worried.

I do like that they were like, not for you, man. Yeah, they were like, hey, why don't you go to homecoming? Yeah. You fucking dork. Hey, have fun smoking weed, bro. Have fun smoking weed and hacky sack and you fucking nerd. I'll be like, yo, where's Thomas? Where's Thomas and Teddy and be like, it's lunchtime.

Why aren't they eating fucking Taco Bell with us? Like the fucking normal. And they're like, they're in the computer lab and they didn't invite you. Yeah, they're playing fucking starcraft. And I'm like, what the fuck they're like in the computer lab and they didn't invite you. Yeah, they're playing fucking Starcraft and I'm like what the fuck? Yeah, you can do that at school. Yeah, dude. I feel like me and 1800 other people don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I was trying to like I'm like what is I was sure you were looking at me like I know what Starcraft is. You guys don't know what Starcraft is. You guys don't know what Starcraft is? All right.

Hey. Sure. Yeah. Don't try to be part of the cool track with like, sure. Yeah. Okay. Maybe you don't know what, do you

know what Warcraft is? Yes. Like World of Warcraft? Like World of Warcraft? Like, wow. Yeah. I mean, I call it wow. I call it wow.

I call it wow. I'm always like, wow wow you guys are still famous Is it world of starcraft or starcraft within the world of warcraft? See this is where I get this one I'm talking about with nerds It's like I don't even want to fucking explain it to you fucking idiots See that's how I felt at that lunch table Right. It's like there was warcraft then there was starcraft then there was world of warcraft What you fucking guys heard about?

Wait can I get into this world real quick? Can I get in this world as an outsider? Yes. And don't ruin this. But ladies, any ladies in here play this game? And how that's, hang on, hang on, follow up question. How was that? Was that, your boobs are huge was that like rad or like I

would say it's fine if it's if it was rad but I'm just like I would say 60% of those women were sitting next to guys going babe you fucking played it right we got to go you played it I just like why why did you bring me here? This is stupid. Yeah. I remember people in like a basement playing a lot of Mario Kart. And like, I'm not a huge Mario Kart guy or a video game guy.

So I sat with the ladies and we just waited for it to end. And like, none of them played. I have an asshole. Yes, that's right. Uh, you have an asshole. Well, that is never ended. I know. Well, that's right. You have an asshole, man. Well, that is never ended. I know. Well, that's what was super sick about playing D&D

is like it never ends. So if you're like, chick is waiting for you to be done, you're like, it's never done, babe. Yeah. I remember what you're like. But then she like takes her glasses off at prom and marries the like promkin. Marries Adam. Yeah, she runs out with Adam to like prom weekend, dude because she took her fucking hair down in her glasses off. Oh, or are you or are you

getting married? She's Rachel Lee Cook. Or you get married online and ever quest and she's the coolest girl you've ever met. Oh, yeah. No, I think you said that wrong. She's the coolest girl you've never met. Right. IRL. Because she's like, no, dude. She's not real.

Dude, she lives in Portugal. Yes, of course. Her dad is like, the king of Portugal. Oh, for sure, online gaming was like the first cat fishing where it was like, dude, I don't know, I just met this dark elf girl and like we fucking We just clicked and we're like legit married and you're like and I'm meeting her tomorrow And then it's just like you're at the airport and the dude's like Wait, it was 1995 Chris Farley that's sick dude

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Shopping. That's why they have couches. So you just sit there drinking your ice coffee, staring at your phone while your wife is like, I don't know, is this right? Is this the right size? What do you think of this? Does this color pop or is it too much?

Is it too much pop? I love that shit. I'm like, not enough pop. Let's find some pop. I'm gonna over here going like, yeah, I kinda drink shopping too. love that shit. I'm like not enough pop. Let's find some pop. I'm gonna over here going like, yeah, I kinda, here's pop, we got some pop right here. Let's put the pop right there.

Let's try that on. I don't know, we can try that on. Go ahead, try it on. Yeah. I dig shopping, I don't mind it. I like shopping. I like picking out outfits with my wife. Yeah, I think that's cool.

Yeah, I like it. I'm with it. I'm with it. I do, we kinda just got into it this like in the last couple years where it's like, what's your closet look like? And it's like, oh, it looks like this. What pieces do you have? Oh my God, my closet looks the same.

Oh my God. We're the same closet. You just got into it the last couple of years. What does your closet look like? When I see the guys in the couch, I go, you don't know what you're missing. I mean, like the piece is in your closet. Pieces.

Yes. What are you doing? Okay, that's, is your wife on wife on selling sunset like what the fuck is she wearing dude? I don't know That's just the way you say our articles of clothing right like pieces because you can have like a statement piece or like regular pieces Man look at Kyle go. Okay. Yeah, damn what are these pieces dude? Well, I mean, yeah, it's pretty plain actually, they're just colors for the most part, which is a choice. I agree, those are colors. Hey, I'll agree, it's a choice. So wait, wait, wait. What's your fucking pieces?

What are those fucking shoes? What are those? These are Portland's finest flower mountain. Wow! Bro, you better be careful out here, it's like Nike gang, bro. You better chill. Hey I don't know I just I just saw these on Instagram and I was really stoned and sometimes when I get really stoned Yeah, a shoe show up at my house

I gotta go and my wife is like did you buy these? I'm like I think so They're in your size so you bought those off of Instagram. Yeah, I bought those on on purpose Small weed every day. There's a bigger size. So you bought those off of Instagram? Yeah, I bought those on purpose. I'm pretty sure. So there's a very good chance they're just going to explode on the airplane. I think there's a very good chance

that it's just one guy named Jeff who's sowing together shoes. And I'm like the fourth guy that bought these shoes. You know it's crazy. There's music coming from them. I don't know if you can hear that, but. Is it weird that when I see I saw a little kid and he had like those light up shoes?

They're not LA gear anymore, they're like another brand sketch. There's so many that have light, yeah. A lit up shoes and I was like, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch. I wish they could fit me. Yeah. Because how fun would it be if we all had lit up shoes up here? Dude, we'd have the best time. We also before LA lights was it British nights?

Did British lights didn't light up? They didn't light up. I don't believe so. Yeah, and then and then we were like fuck British people That's right. That's right. We're talking about if you had your LA lights British if you had your LA lights and your LA looks in your hair What did I say you said LA lights? What's fine everyone got it fuck dude. It's fuck take away points I don't have that button take away my points Damn, I'll just say no no No kids for sure we got hit points dude Yes, yes

But like I forgot he said yes over How the fuck did you forget that? I thought he just said points Overshoes that light up which are fire. Yes, all agree light up shoes are fire Fire. We can all agree, light up shoes are fire. Fire. Fire. Hili's.

Hili's? Oh, Hili's. Oh, shit. And as soon as you see just like a person walking and they're just like whatever age and then they like fucking hit in that slide and they like go somewhere you're like, well that's not fair. Yo. That's really cool.

We had a math teacher who rocked Healy's life. He sucked. His breath was so bad. Horrible fucking breath. Bro had some halatosis. I've only failed one class in my life. Hang on, like a legit F, you're talking to the king. Do a straight up F. He was our math teacher, and I am really bad at math, but I couldn't ask

him how to do it. That is true the other day I was like seven times seven he was like what? 42 nine I saw that conversation he would he would cut like if you asked a question he would come by him on his fucking he leaves so cool and get down you were just intimidated dude, because his breath would bounce off your desk into your nose and be like, ah! I'll take the F, fuck it! Fuck it! His breath was so bad. Yeah, I passed all my classes and all their breath.

Yeah, sorry. And all their breath was fine, dude. Really? Oh, I got diarrhea. Yeah. There it is. Nice. That's the diarrhea drops today.

Adam, why did you even have to say you passed all your classes and your teachers' breath smelled good? Well, I think what does it do for you and us? Well, because I think the only reason you guys are failing classes, and you said you failed a lot of classes, I think it's mostly breath-related. It probably was. And so I think we got to go to some of these teachers and be like, you know, let me breath check.

Maybe you can do it. Maybe they can do a breath check before school. Maybe they can implement that. First of all, they all need to carry guns. Yeah. That's before breath. Yeah. And then they all got to check their breath.

I'm listening. That would be really cool. You have your gun? They're breathing to my nose. We had a teacher who someone caught eating mayonnaise out of the jar with their hands. Oh shit. At lunch, they came in to be like, hey, do we need to do

that homework? And she was like, hang on, hang on, hang on. Rough. Yeah, that's incredible. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, incredible. We're up with the whole flip. Like she's like like combing the rim like no, this is this is a tall tail. And she's like kind of looking for a napkin like yeah, yeah. Yeah, and who walked in the principal and like somebody we know walked in and was like she was eating

mayonnaise out of the jar with her hand What's cool is like I can't even imagine There's just napkins, but she just is taking like book reports like right right Yeah, I was just you caught me grading you caught me grading now We don't have to name names, but you know how like all these teachers are getting fired because they have only fans Yeah, this one did not have that. Sure. Uh, Miss Manace hands didn't have only fans. First of all, how cool would that be if your teacher had only fans and you were like 17 years old? Um, I feel like it would be

one of those things that changed the course of your life entirely. Yeah. Because I think you move the Portland and you start a laundry match for club. Yeah. Because I think you move the whole thing about. You move the whole thing about. You move the whole thing about. You move the whole thing about. You move the whole thing about. You move the whole thing about. You move the whole thing about. You move the whole thing about.

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Yes, points! I'm glad you mentioned how bad my breath is because I had a 24 hour ass eating marathon. I do like that, excuse me, I hate to be like a jerk, but your breath smells like ass. You're damn right, it does. Hey, it better. That's no surprise. Hey, it better. That's no surprise. No, it's not my mind that it does.

I didn't even have time to brush my teeth before work. I just fucking did a little. I like that he did it before school. He's like, he's a third year old. He's like, he's a third year old. He's like, we got to film some content. It was a schedule wise. It just worked out better for me that way. It was a 24 hour assing

Oh wow It would have to be like Sunday all the way to Monday. He was eating ass. He's like oh shit It's 6 a.m. I better get to class time to teach pre algebra. I got an a period today And tell everyone in the audience what that means a period. Oh, that was like a We had a and B period. Yeah, you could take a really early class, and then you could get out of school early. And smoke a bunch of weed.

We call that mad. Or in my case, play Starcraft. Yeah, you were not smoking weed, bro. When did you guys start smoking weed? When I moved in with you guys. Is that real, bam? Yeah, Blake didn't really smoke a lot when we were in high you guys. Is that real, Pam? Yeah, Blake didn't really smoke a lot when we were in high school.

Yeah. Like, rare. That's probably the only reason I passed high school is because I didn't catch the gonja dragon. I did not. When we would smoke it, you did not. You would roll like the tiniest little fucking pinner joints that were basically paper and be like,

I'm going to smoke with you guys too. I basically paper and be like, I'm gonna smoke with you guys too. Okay, but then what was your whole stance? I just I liked drinking beer and that was about it. Yeah, like a lot of beer. You're a dumb or something. I was kind of like on the Jeffrey Domer diet. Yeah, I just thought we could get together and drink beers and you guys started smoking weed and now I can't cut you up. I don't beers. I just feel like if I drink beer. Just does too good of a dumber dude That's shoot me to my fucking core right watching that so I was like this is every dude I went to Wisconsin with Yeah, just fucking have a beer. Maybe we fuck. I don't know

Wait till every dude you went to Wisconsin with trying to fuck you. Hi Don't what you say though? When you're that look good looking. After a 12 pack of beer, everyone in Wisconsin tries to butt fuck you. OK, I didn't learn that. That's actually true. So would you some hot topics?

Let's do it. Portland hot topics. Dude, we actually were talking about this earlier. Snoop Dogg says he's giving up smoking. What? Smoking weed. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a statement saying on Instagram. He's saying like, please, please respect my privacy. But it makes me think that there's something wrong with him like medically. Oh, is that real, ma'am? That's what I thought.

But you don't need to announce it. No, it's getting you down just announcing. Then you just stop smoking weight. So what's up? Is this another snoop lion thing where I'm doing this? And then I'm gonna do this. Yeah, but it's another snoop lion thing where I'm doing this? And then I'm gonna do this. Yeah, but it's another snoop lion thing where you're doing this. Yeah.

Yeah, I think one of the classic snoop lion things where he's doing this. Well, when he went snoop lion, I was like all in on snoop lion. I thought it was cool. We were all in on snoop lion, right guys? Yeah. That's when he, all he did was call him so snoop lion and then made a bad reggae Look we all want to get snooped upside the head. What are we doing here guys? Come on? Maybe you can't Maybe he smoked way too much wheat a lot. Well, oh boo That guy could not open his eyes. I met him like 15 times every time was like

Yeah, man. Hold up. So yeah, he, he, he, he known as a weed enthusiast and rapper, Snoop Dogg announced that the unthinkable on Thursday, he's giving up smoking. Who wrote this? I think they're writing this like crying. He said the unthinkable on Thursday, dude. And, and this is gonna be a Netflix documentary in six months. That's why he's doing it. Yeah, I do. He's trying to stir up some stories. And then I gave him a smoke of weed, and then I started again.

It's like, honestly, dude, but. With my brand of startup weed, there it is. Hold up. And that is, that is trip walkin' you're doing, or? I don't know, I heard somethin', yeah, somethin it is. Hold up. And that is, that is trip walkin' you're doing or? I don't know, I heard somethin'. Yeah, somethin' popped. At this point, why the fuck is he giving up, dude, whatever you have, you're done, dude.

Dude, and he's done it. He's made a ton of money, and now he could just do heroin and die. I'm with you, Kyle. That's why I think I'm with Kyle. I think there's something else underneath this that's more than just a publicity stunt. If you're saying this for health reasons, dude, he's a goner.

He's been smoking weed for so long. But he was stopping now. Yeah, that's why I'm like tripping because him and Willie Nelson were the people that I was like, well, they're still fucking smoking and they're fine. Well, they're not. Wait, wait, wait, you need to tell yourself that? This is what happens when you because I like smoking weed. I know, but why do you need to hold yourself up to somebody else who's old and does that? Because they're like, you know, pillars in the community of marijuana, dude, those fucking dude smoke all day every day. And I figure if they're good at fucking 70 or 80 or I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.

I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.

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I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. So you don't have to do that. The whole perk of getting super old is like in your last five to three years, you do acid every day. Oh yeah. Like every day. Dude, so Snoop Dogg's like 55 years old.

And that's a fucking great idea, by the way, open up a retirement home where everybody can just do fucking shrooms and LSD into a video game. Hey, and I know you're cheering this, but that's literally what old folks homes are Yeah, that's it. They're just getting it from their actual doctors big farm Just I mean kind of the big problem with Snoop quitting weed is his weed rolling guy

Where's he going now? Yeah, he's just out of the streets now or is he going to be his salad making guy? Yeah. He's got to get a whole new. He might have done a couple things. Like he washed the car as well. Yeah. He's like, now I make the shakes in the morning because you have to fill in a pay cut. You have to fill it with something else, right? Right. You do. Yeah. Now I make the shakes as I do that. So, Sundog was addicted to smoking. We now he's like, he's rolling dollars. I drink 60 shakes a day. Right. He's going to be like, suddenly he's going to be like 280 pounds.

Dude, I got a weird feeling, still need to pick a ball. I'm Snoop Whale. Yeah. He's going to be fucking rapping those pickleball paddles and shit. Him be with him like,'m like. Shake dog. Shake dog. Botox and only fans. George Santos, who I just learned who this guy was,

but evidently he's like a congressman. Evil name. Yeah. George Santos won't run for re-election after damning ethics report. Dude. Yeah, so I guess he was like kind of fucked up, right? Yeah.

I think he was like a big liar, right? Yeah. He lied about everything. Yeah, so he's spent all of his like election money on Botox and Only fans. Awesome. Which makes me like this guy so much more. What a psychopath, you know. What a psychopath.

He was voted into office. Yeah. He's like, I can't like everyone. I kind of like that we're all like, oh that's crazy. I'm like, yeah, but we voted into office. Yeah. He trod everyone. I kind of like that we're all like, oh, that's crazy. I'm like, yeah, but we voted him in. Well, we didn't. No, but like people did.

It's representative of us, guys. Like it or leave it. Go to fucking Canada, okay? Go to fucking Canada. So evidently, it was a congressman from New York blatantly stole from his campaign and used it on Botox and only fans dude I love it. I love it. How much can you spend on Botox? I know you can spend a lot of $200,000 they think 200 can you see in his face on Botox and only he has crazy DSLs

Nice loose crazy DSLs. Nice. Loose butthole. Crazy. Loose butthole. He was the one that when he's like walking through the halls of Congress and the reporters are asking him questions, he's like, stop! He did. So you do know, I don't know.

That's the only thing I know about him is he was like walking through, this is just a week or two ago. And he's like, no! Right. Stop it, I'm going out to the question! And you're like Jesus Christ, my guy. That's so big! I don't want to!

Shut the fuck up! To do that with DSL is so hard. But I mean, he was sexy looking when he did it. Right, right. He just is a Kardashian. Dude, Botox treatments luxury fashion purchases. So like what Kyle's into yeah Trips to Atlantic City and Vegas holidays and the Hamptons and even his own rent. Yeah, dude I mean all hail King George Santos like honestly the ultimate grifter

Like if you're getting if you're getting texts from a politician and you're like, yeah, I'll give you money, you're crazy. You're crazy. I mean, fuck. The text right now? If I get another text from anybody, I don't care who it is. I'm probably not just, I'm just not gonna vote.

Dude, so I'm a registered Democrat and the amount. Oh! Hey, I also don't know how I feel about it because these motherfuckers are relentlessly. Wait, but you also bought a Make America Great Hat and then somehow got into their email, dude. I bought it when Donald Trump was just running and everyone kind of thought it was really funny.

Yeah, thought it was a joke. Except for my uncle. Yeah. He was really into it. Right. Still is. And I was like, so I bought a ton of great, make America great again hats for the work of Hawlick's

writers to like toss out in the room, be like, you made the story great again. And I thought it was hilarious until I got on that email chain. They're like, you're one of the good ones. Welcome to the club. And I was like, oh, these guys are psychos until I registered officially as a Democrat. Fucking Adam Schiff, that guy is always like, hey Adam, and you just see Hey Adam in an email head and you're like, oh, fuck it. Is this my grandma? What's your... Click, click. And then it's just like, now's more important than ever.

Give us $10 or we won't have highways. Yeah, I think. Yeah. I'll see him in part. It was just true in LA. Yeah. Do you not want the garbage taken out? Because the Republicans love garbage piles on your streets.

Yeah, yeah. Well, how do I get some emails from fucking George Santos? That's like, what's up, bro? I need a new Gucci suit. I hate bitch. I need product. Yeah. And then he does the suit dog damn.

I don't know if you've heard, but I spent a lot on this platinum grill and I'm kind of strapped. That would be a good email. I feel like you could slide in his DMs and he'd be cool with that. Oh, for days. Yeah, I feel like Trump is the closest to that where he's just like, I'm probably not going to spend this all on political stuff. And people are like, right on! He's my kind of president.

I bought a boat. I bought two boats and a painting and a painting was of the boats. Oh, they want that's not even. The people want points. Yes, points. The people want points. And we want more beers. And that's why people love Republicans so much,

because they're just fucking lunatics. The Democrats always try to make it seem like it's for something good. When we know they're just getting Botox and driving off to eating babies. Teachers. We got pretty Polly Charger right there. I'm pretty pumped up. That's a most Polly segment I think everybody.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. So, I'm almost sick about talking about this guy, but Travis Kelsey, sure, I'm talking. Sure, Travis Kelsey, old tweets. Reposted by Taylor Swift fans ahead of Eagles vs. Chiefs, and they

are pretty fucking good. Travis Kelsey in 2011 goes, why do I always have to be the one that stands out? I'm getting stared at like crazy in the airport, shake my head. I mean, is that because you're six, five and cocktail? Like I think everybody looks at whoever's that. At least I do. That's a cool tweet. Yeah, and then also in 2011, he goes,

about to go go cart racing. Ha ha ha. Sure. Sure, that's fucking sick. See, but this is exactly what Twitter's supposed to be. Yeah. This is what it was when it first started. You're like, I'm eating pizza.

I don't know. Yeah, it's not even exagger started. You're like, I'm eating pizza. How the fuck, I don't know. That's not even exaggeration. That's what people would do. They'd be like, I'm on the train. Exactly. And then 2010, he goes, the moon looks crazy tonight. I'm a chill out here a little and just visualized my success and vibed to the scenery.

You see, here's where I have a problem with this. I guess I like this guy more than I thought. That's what you have to do to become a fucking hall of famer. Yeah, you have to find the moon and you visualize your success. And yeah, how are we hating on this? I'm not not we, but collective we. I hope no one's hating on this. People are complaining. Now I want him to impregnate Taylor Swift. I hope they have a. Yeah, I hope this guy impregnates Taylor Swift.

Imagine how great the lyrics are gonna be. That baby is gonna be, oh my God, looking at the moon. The lyrics are the next tweet of, I just gave a squirrel a piece of bread and it straight up smash all of it. I had no idea they ate bread like that. Ha ha, hashtag crazy. Okey dokey.

That's, yeah, the hashtag is a little more. That's a fucking rocks. He had no idea they ate bread like that. No, you're right, you're right. The hashtag crazy is a little much, but that's a perfect tweet besides that. By the way, I think, I don't know what MTV or whatever it was. We saw Taylor Swift.

She's a big woman. She's tall. Oh yeah. She's like 5, 10, 5, 11. The fact that she was dating all these like little bitch ass rocks for her dudes. Yeah, she's found her gene pool. It's go time. Yeah.

Well, because she used to date Taylor Lautner from a fucking that werewolf show. The little wolf man? The little wolf man. Yes. I'm like Twilight bro, Twilight. You know, I was in, I was at a party once with him and I was sizing him up I'm like I think I got fucking wrap him up right now. Oh, you thought you could. Oh, yeah, dude You thought you could go toe to toe with a lot man

I feel like we talked about this before but he did his like SNL He like hosted SNL and he did the opening monologue and then just resorted to like doing sword play and like flips and shit And I was like just sick. Yeah, oh, maybe I and shit and I was like, this dude's sick. Yeah, maybe I can't, maybe I can't kick his ass. Yeah. I'm on. I'm on, I have a team at word, but let it be known. Okay.

2009, about to go get some Taco Bell, then hit everyone up and see what's popping. Bop-bop-sa! Ah! Yeah, fucking Mary-Him, Taylor, this is too good. then hit everyone up and see what's popping. Bop-bop-sa! Wow! Yeah, that fucking Mary-Him Taylor, this is too good. Taylor impregnate him. To be fair, Taylor's tweets are just her songs. She's like, shake it off.

It's like the same shit. I was actually looking forward to that Charles Barkley Taco Bell commercial. Highly upset right now. That's cool, so pretty. Yeah, that's cool. He's emotional. Up at Olive Garden with Papa had to grab the fetichini

with the chicken alfredo. Hashtag smacking. See, but that's not, then, he's not getting paid for that. Do you think he was getting paid for that at that time? This is from the time where like, A, he was young, and B, this is what Twitter was. You had like knee jerk reactions to be like, I'm lonely, I have to reach out to the universe.

Right, they have to know that I'm there. This makes me want to dig back to our 2010. Oh yeah, Twitter's, we gotta go in the crates for that. My shit's all like, this soup was off the hook Hashtag bowls be having soup in them. Yeah Breadball they find would be like eight hole bag of flaming hot cheetos my bussy hurts So you created the word You created the word. You were saying it was a typo.

Yeah, it was a typo. Cool. A driver's galaxy. I have 12 exclamation points. I love coming here from breakfast. I think I'll have the T-bone steak in eggs, please. Ha, ha, ha. With some white toast on the side.

That's got to be an ad. That's an side. That's got to be an ad. That's an ad. That's got to be an ad from back then. This is what I'm wondering if he was early to the ad train. And this is actually like the corruption of Twitter. This is 2010. This is 13 years old. That's that, that's that, that's that, that's that.

It doesn't mean he wasn't monetizing it. Yes it was. How do you know? Because he was in high school. Yeah, exactly. How old is this guy? He's like 20, so I don't know. Taylor Swift, this is Twitter. How old is this guy? He's like 20, so I don't know. Taylor Swift, baby.

But dude, this is Twitter. How old is Taylor Swift? I have no idea how old is this. This is Twitter high school brain. You, this is all new. You're tweeting everything. You're f**king. So I don't think he's getting paid.

I just think the guy gets rock hard for IHOP. Yeah. He's like, ha ha, okay, so that's crazy. My friend, hashtag crazy. But didn't you at 17? I mean, absolutely, I just didn't have Twitter. I would have been like, haha, okay, so okay, that's crazy. But didn't you at 17? I mean, absolutely, I just didn't have Twitter. I would have been like, yeah, jizzying over some quesadillas and taco bag.

Yeah, totally, yeah, totally. The fact that we didn't have an outlet saved us. Just fucking diarrhea on a water slide. Pass tag crazy, pass tag crazy. Haha, I just puke to kept walking. Haha, crazy. Got a bunch of creamer from my dad's work, lit it on fire. Damn, slice my nuts open, shaving that shit.

Hashtag oops, I did it again. That's how I know you guys are younger than me. What? You're shaving your nuts in high school. Oh, I thought you were about to be like, my tweet would be like, damn, the Civil War sucks, bro. All right. Should we do some hot cues?

The British are coming. Let's do it. All reviewers tweet. OK, so Ben Anderson asks, Ben Anderson. Oh, by the way, hot Ben Anderson asks, Ben Anderson. Oh, by the way, hot cues are questions from you guys. Yes, questions from you guys. We got the hot answers.

Answers. Ben Anderson writes, if you could turn anything, no, go ahead. If you could turn any animal, I like it. If you could turn into animal out into a prostitute. Yeah. If you could turn an animal inside out, this is basically that. If you could turn into any animal, when you come, oh, nice.

Then, what would it be? How long, do you know how long you're into that animal? What, will you read that question just like? If you could turn, if you read it, don't just, as you were jizzing. He's saying that as you're fucking and you're about to come, you basically

are animal-feeling into. But it doesn't as you're fucking and you're about to come, you basically are animal-feeling into. But it doesn't say you're fucking, you could also be jerking off. So you're just like, if you could turn into any animal, when you come, why do we create this house we live in? Yeah. I know, I remember I was trying to close the other night.

My wife Chloe about like some of these questions we get are absolutely insane. And she's like, well, you guys did this to yourselves. Yeah, we did. We did. That's like 15 years into this kind of comedy. And I haven't answered it. It would obviously be a warthog.

Oh, that's good. I see that for you. Yeah. So the question is, the question is, if when you're climaxing, you would turn into an animal, what animal would it be? Well, I didn't even think about the sound you would make, but that's a great sound.

Yeah, because what I would do, I would jizz, and then immediately come into one of those giant fucking bats. I was gonna fucking say bat, dude. Giant bats, because how fucking dope would that be? That's so cool you guys have that. Yeah, I'm gonna jump. I didn't think giant, I just thought regular bat, but I was gonna say bat, because I thought it'd be funny if I was just like,

fluttering all over, coming everywhere. Yeah, that is exactly what I was thinking. Bro, sick. Man, so sick. So you guys are bats, I'm a workout. Durs, what would you come as? Fuck. It's just cool that my mother-in-law's here tonight.

Um. Oh, baby. Sorry about it. Oh, man. I guess, if I really thought about it. And I wanted to really be a good one, guys. I guess I'd have to be a beagle. It's science.

Like, kind of cute and kind of just like tiny and also like huge loads. Yeah. You know that answers just for the mother-in-law. Yeah. OK. Respectable. Yeah.

She hasn't just sat through an hour and a half of us talking about the worst shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess hasn't just sat through an hour and a half talk of us talking about the worst shit. Yeah, I guess it's just like a nice lap dog. Upbeatable because they're very stoic and noble. Yes. So Josie wants to know, Josie. What's the drunkenest you've been on tour? Indianapolis.

Is that when you jumped down the, did the baseball slide? Yeah, that's when you, yeah, you pissed in the middle of the street and almost got caught by the cops. Is that when you pissed in, that's when you pissed in your suitcase? I pissed everywhere that night, brother. He was like a bat flying around his apartment.

I was, I was marking some territory. I don't know what it was about Indianapolis, but I said, I should go and, it was that it was boring. Well, I think it was, mine I think it was Dallas, dude. Just a few nights ago. Or that last week.

Yeah. I got sneaky drinks. And then afterwards, I was like, I don't understand how I got so drunk and the guys were like, it's because you chugged a red bull vodka on stage and then torpedoed a beer also on stage. Yes.

And then later that nights of girl came up to take a photo with me and I go, you dirty bitch. No, she goes, she's like, I'm sorry to be that bitch, but can I have a photo and you go, of course you can, you dirty bitch. We're all like, I'm just looking at you like a 50 year old trucker like you dirty bitch. She didn't say the dirty part Mine was of course what what town was that Denver Denver Oh Denver yeah, when you drink that we got Alice of champagne. We got there early So I hit the pool. I'm hanging out and like I set up shop in a place where apparently was reserved

So the guy felt really bad and he goes hey, can I get you some'm hanging out, and I set up shop in a place where apparently it was reserved. So the guy felt really bad and he goes, hey, can I get you some champagne for moving you and I go, sure. He comes back with this size of a cup of champagne and I go, yeah, okay. And I drink that and then he's like, we doing another and I'm like, yeah, for sure. He's like, hey's a dirty bitch. And I showed up 20 minutes late to the lobby and I was just like an insane person. Because in Denver, I wore like all, like, super Denver. Super Denver, like Gore-Tex gear.

And then, Durses, Ann Uncle, we're there, or sorry, Blake's Ann Uncle, we're there. Yeah. And then later, like a few weeks later, we're like, yeah, when we met Blake's aunt and uncle and there's just like I wasn't I didn't meet them Yeah, no, you did Kyle would you say yours was oh? I got the drunkest I've been on the tour Whoa Kyle doesn't drink but yeah,'t drink, but he did take little

binocca sprays of LSD in Seattle. So, yeah, that's true. And he also has eaten some sausage on this tour. I did have some sausage, just fucked up. It's really a real hard one. And Kyle, Kyle, the teeth merch is still here, but this is the way. So Daniel wants to know, if you were a woman,

would you let the homies bang? There's no doubt. There's no doubt. Dude, what kind of doubt? Hey, that's the easiest question we've got all tour. There's no doubt, my love. Yeah, you get that, you get that, you get that. Hey, right here, my man, you get that.

Hey, dude, we be fucking each other a lot. Let me get that. I just thought we were with him. I love how you guys think we got to be women. We definitely do not. Definitely do not, but it would help. Kind of like, hey, you guys can fuck me. We're like, nah, we're good.

We're good. We're good over here. There's no way I'm letting you have this, dude. We're good over here. No fucking way I'm letting you have this. Yeah, this, oh, that temple. It ain't happening, dude. Esme wants to know Kyle.

What is your favorite go-to meal to cook? Oh. Ooh. My favorite. Go-to meal to cook right now. I don't really cook it. I just kind of put it together, but it's a fucking tuna fish sandwich, dude.

Jesus Christ. Oh, unreal. Why also as me Why Kyle he's not known for being a great chef because he's probably transferring from being like a meeting I'm cooking if I'm cooking and using fire to heat my Then it's a fucking no it's a fucking egg, some cheese on top. Scramble eggs with cheese on top. Water trash. Wait, so just, wait, but hang on, just back to tuna sandwich.

That's not just scraped out of it. You gotta make the tuna salad, right? I have to take the tuna and I drain the oil. I don't need to play by play. But do you want to know them? It's in a tuna sandwich. Is it a tuna salad sandwich? I put a little bit of spoonful of mayo in it and I do that.

Are we doing celery? Are we doing, um, no, I'm super fucking simple bro, tuna, a little bit of mayo, a little bit of mustard up in that mix, a little bit of... A little bit of monica. Toast the bread. I toast the bread. You gotta toast the bread. Yeah, I fucking toast the bread, bro. So I am using fire for that as well.

What about Dill? No Dill? No Dill? No Dill. No, I don't have the time for that. I normally I'm like really hungry. Yeah, I'm done with that. I don't have the time for Dill, for sure. Okay.

So, Jules asked. Great question. Great question. Yeah, you didn't like it, but time for Dill for sure. Okay, so Jules has great question. Great question. Yeah, you didn't like it, but I appreciate it. Controversal. Thanks guys. Yeah, Jules says, what is one thing you are each jealous of one another for? I thought this was written like a perfectly normal sentence, but I just wouldn't write it like this because I'm a fucking idiot, and I couldn't read it. What is one thing you are each jealous of one another for?

I would say, what are you each jealous of each other? What are you each jealous of each other? For the bagel. For me, it's gotta be Adam's girth, Blake's length, and Kyle's hair. No, not's hair. No, not his hair. Not necessarily that.

It's dammit of it. Disposition, just check your overall disposition. Like the way you sit in that chair, I wish I could do that. I'm never going to do that. No. I would say for me, it's Kyle, and it's kind of changed a little bit because his eyes aren't quite as wonky. But I like how you used to be able to see two things

like at once. Oh, something over here and you can see them, which is tight. Blake, I would say for you, it's your ability to just morph into any situation. You could be a skater. You could be a cool rocker dude. You could be a nerd that knows about Dungeons and Dragons and Cool stuff. Computers.

Durs, I would love to have your body and your life. Okay, here we go. Here we go. I'm jealous that Durs is wit and is mustache. I did two things there because I like it. Pretty witty, fucking chill. I'm jealous of Adam's natural performing ability. It's unlike anybody I've ever seen in my life.

OK, I'll get real for a moment. It's Kyle, make fun of me, though, like I did to you. It's no fun. I want to take the moment to be genuine, you know? Because it'll make you feel bad on stage. Blake, jealous that you get to, they're the only one that gets to touch the board. Yes, points! Wow. So Edgar would like to... Oh, sorry, Blake, go ahead. I'll say Durses, Athleticism, Adam Strength, and Kyle, just you're a great cook.

Point! Yes, point! So Edgar would like to know what's more important, beard hair or ball hair? Okay. Wee-oo. I would say. Say it's Edward. Great question, Edward. You're still team Edward? Oh, more than ever.

You have a Edward. And you're saying Edward, right? Edward. I thought I heard something else for a second. No, not. Nucky Grandma. Just like you said. Beard hair or ball hair? Beard hair. Yeah, ball hair is not important. Well no, it's important if there's as much hair as on your beard. Why is that making it important? quantity makes it important well because then no one will ever go down there oh Yeah, okay

Oh, I would say Ball hair is more important than beer than beard hair because beard hair Like if it comes in patchy that's fine, but if you I don't I would mind if my ball hair came in patchy I think that that's fine. I don't understand the question. Nothing it does. Also, what's your logic that the ball hair is more important than the beard? It's just like having good beard hair.

I think it's, is that the question? I think you want to have good beard hair because more people see your beard hair than your ball hair. Hey, says you check out my only fans. Ha ha ha. Fair enough. Fair enough. He found it. Fair enough, hey, too, Jay. Oh, Jason wants us to sing

Catherine Zeta Joes. She dips beneath lasers. Oh, she has entrapped me and Sean Henry. Ooh, ooh, ooh. That's not bad. Any take-backs apologies, epic slams? I would definitely like to take back, stomping around. I'd like to take back not playing pickleball today.

I feel like a fucking idiot. I can't believe I did that. I thought I needed a day to chill. Obviously, I should have played. My bad. Oh, good, dude. Yeah, you did. I'll forgive it.

Yeah. Anything over there, Blakey? Take backs. I don't really, I feel like I was well behaved today. You know what, I'll take that. You didn't want to dance on Kyle. Yeah. What did I not do?

You did not want to dance on Kyle and act as if he's a pole. Well, I can't take that back. Well, of course you can. Yeah, you can. We're letting you. When were you thinking I was a pole? That was the bit.

He was going to come and pull dance on you and you stood up and then that didn't happen. Oh, I thought I was dancing that whole time. I didn't even realize I was supposed to be the pole. Yeah, we were trying to get Blake to dance on you. Are there people just telling me to grind on him? They're saying do it live. Blake, go fuck your friend Kyle.

I held it didn't catch that. What's cool is Kyle's like, I mean, yeah, like if you want to, we can't. We can, I mean, like, if you want to. I thought that whole thing was just me getting up and dancing. I had no idea that you guys said go be a pole. Oh Here we go Yeah, oh my god

I didn't want to do it. That's fucking wild, dude. It actually looks way natural Hey Blake and like I want to apologize for how short that was what the fuck? Honestly, turns his dick got so hard so quick It fucking freaked me out. Hey, there's no way his dick was like I dropped down and as soon as I came up, something went on my spine, I'm like, yeah, okay. Well you back there, you fucking back then dude, what do you want me to do? No dude, that's just the growth on his dick.

Yeah, that's not a tool mark. No bro. When you kicked me in a heart, I was like, what are you doing? I thought you were going to spin around me or something, like grab me and try and climb up, but you just straight up. Like, is that a dancing move? Blake is a spinner, I'll tell you. I just, I put it on you.

I think you could see my face was very surprised when you get that, okay, if anybody was filming, my face was surprised. Yeah, there is any take-backs, Faljus, any big fun. I just feel like I shouldn't have had anything emotional to you guys tonight. I'm gonna regret that. Yeah.

Well, I would like to take back not catching you saying I love you because I was a big moment in our relationship. And maybe I haven't even said it. You did. Check the tape. Check the tape. I've got it right here. I filmed it. And I would love to say I love you guys too.

I love you guys too. I love you guys. Yeah, love you guys. Hey. Love you guys do I love you guys. Yeah love you guys We got some epic Some shirts. Oh shit. We got some All right here comes on Nice All right, we're coming in here Yo, check this out.

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