This Is Important - Ep 172: Live From Oakland: Super Duper Hyphy In The Bay

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

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Today we talk about, I'm the Jeffrey Dahmer of Chisine on every part of my room. Farts were so open in my household that it is now my love language. I'm about to eat my weight in Shreampa. Here we go. Start your engines. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Come back for the ground tonight Here in the back You should be up cooking breakfast for somebody Get into the shit Oakland I love you baby There he goes

Chugum if you got him I want to kick it off stage. Really, I want to fucking kick this off stage. Really bad job kicking. There you go. There you go. There you go. Like that? There you go. I'm a big fat dick. My fucking microphone is all up in my shit, bro.

You were not. A lot of people would say you were too high-feed, dude. I was way too high-feed. That's what a lot of people would say you were too high-feed dude. I was way too high-feed. That's what a lot of people here I think would say. Yeah. I don't know if you can get too high-feed. We're in the bay, dude. That is true. It's impossible.

Yeah. I mean, I feel like I already saw a homeless guy ghost riding his shopping cart. Yeah. That's his whip. That is his whip. You can still call that whip. That's exactly that counts. Yeah. Ooh. his whip. That is his whip. You can still call that whip. That's his whip.

That's his whip. Yeah, there it is. And so, as you could probably tell, I got a ton of room up here on this fucking cow. Something is off. What is it? What is going on? Well, you know what? We cut some dead weight. We cut.

Yeah, we did. Now, Durs is being a total bitch. And he is having a family emergency bitch. Shut up, yes. Yeah, but I guess it is serious. And Yada, Yada, he couldn't make it. So we fucking hate him for it. And we're forever gonna shit on him for this.

Yeah, no guys. We have a lot of power in this situation. I want everybody to go in his fucking DMs tonight. Yeah, slide the one for 3,000 people in his DMs and shut up bitch. I don't even want it to be like aggressive. I want everybody to write really sad shit like really big. Yeah, actually good call because I would really affect him more. Yeah, because if everyone just goes, you're a bitch,

he'll be like, I know. Yeah. But if you were to be like, you were always my favorite one. Yeah. Right. And I didn't get to see you tonight. Actually, you know, we're obviously we came for Blake and Kyle. They're from the Bay.

And that means a lot to us. It's good to be fucking home, baby Yes, and to be home and obviously they felt the love but secretly Don't like the little one Love the big one no, fuck that you yep, and we didn't get the chance to see you tonight Yeah, but do you think Durs is capable of feeling that guilt that we would be putting on him? Absolutely not. No, that's why I wish I could take some shit back like I wish I could like Undo going through the mother fuckers wedding fuck that yeah, that's a good thing. There's a lot of things

We should take back. This is my hometown show dammit. Yeah And when you know how important this fucking shit is to me, Dirt. That's right. That's right. I just lost the fucking age to Las Vegas this week. That's right. Bro, we don't need to... Okay, let's get all this...

And just because someone in his family maybe, maybe close to death, we're not exactly sure. You should say that to him. You should say, you know how important the a's are to me? And I think that would resonate. Yeah, say Oakland is down bad right now, and we wouldn't need a healthy dose of Dursdick. Yeah. Yeah, to stir the pot.

I wanted to see the big. Because you know he's got the longest hanging fruit of the bun. He's got a big one. He's got a big. Yeah, no, I'll admit it. longest hanging fruit of the bun. He's got a big one. He's got a big. Yeah, no, I'll admit it. The biggest cop of the crew. Honestly, I wasn't ready to say it.

I wasn't ready to say it until Halloween and he wore that chucky outfit. Oh my God. Oh, the boy had a package. The boy had a package. Dude, I thought he had a few buzz balls up in the mix. Yeah. And part of me was like, I know, dude. So you're like a show or not a grower, right?

And he's like, no, a grower's on my arm. I like to be that thing gross. I really love that that's how good a friend's we are. We came out here to shit on Durs and we're just giving in the most possible men. We're like, dude. And he's not even here. We're like, bro, you got the biggest take.

And I love that rock, bro. I love that. You know what I like? 40 years old. We're all like, I just turned 40. Durses 40, I'm wrong. He might be, he might be 50. 49, I think, yeah.

And then thank you. And then you guys are turning 40 this next year. The fact that we still, the best compliment to get would be you've got an awesome dick. Yeah, not like, not like you're a dick. Because that's for sure, like a compliment you want would be, you've got an awesome dick. Yeah, not like, not like you're a dick. Is that for sure like a compliment you wanna hear when you're like 19 years old

because you're like, is it awesome? I have no idea. I hope someone finds it awesome. Yeah, once you get our age and you're like, yo dude, you got like a super sick dick. It's like, we should be offended. You should be like, hey, don't talk about my dick. I have a family.

Yeah, you're legit not allowed to my son's second birthday anymore. But we're still like Bayeriya. Yeah. Yeah. What do you see, my dick? Yeah, I love repping Oakland, I do. But truth be told, I am from Conquered. Yeah. Yeah, where from Conquered.

Yeah, where's Conquered at? Oh, we got Conquered in the building. So they made the hike. I remember, fuck yeah, dude. How far is Conquered from Oakland? Conquered's like, good, 35 minute drive. So a lot of people are screaming, that's when I know you're lying. Because, no, I'm not lying. You know, because that lot of people are screaming. That's when I know you're lying.

Because, no, I'm not lying. It's because that's what people always do when they live a little bit outside of the city. They go like, it's actually not even that far. It's not that far. It actually takes me like 20 minutes. I can get there quick. I mean, it's quicker on Bart.

Keep it real, dude. That's sure it is. It's quicker if you take part. The cause of diarrhea. Is Bart? With Bart, is that cause of diarrhea is Bart with bought bar does that cost of a diarrhea? Um, there's just diarrhea everywhere on bar Tire

That's true. Is that real, babe? I've never traveled. I don't think I've ever traveled on bar I'm sure yes. Yes, there is diarrhea on bar. You can get a yeah 100% there is a train that has diarrhea. Yeah, it's got some spray on the walls So out of all the barred trains, you're guaranteeing that at least one of them. I would bet $200,000. There's... Hey, at least a speckle of diarrhea in one of the cars. So you'd have to get CSI out there to find it. Oh no, we get MTV Room Raiders with the purple light light dude. dude you just unlocked something I remember when I saw that for the first time I was like oh I would be so fucked Oh dude

I think that was one of our first sketch ideas that we ended up not doing was doing MTV room raider of my room yes and then you go in and it looks like a fucking Giz death scene yes yes I'm the Jeffrey Dahmer of jizzing on every part of my room. It's marking territory. That's all that is. It's dropping your seed. There's come everywhere. Wait, you squeeze the toothpaste

that even the toothpaste is gone. How did that happen? You're still beating off into the little toothpaste hole. I don't know why. I'm a freak like that. Wow. Yeah, that minty freshness gets me going. Yeah, baby.

I'm sure there's health benefits to brushing your teeth with calm. Let's keep it real. Okay. I'm going to calm my mind. And Kyle. All right. And our families are here. Why the fuck did you say something so brave, so brave?

Thank you, thank you, Mike. But, controversial. Yeah, we don't talk about it enough, but I would, and I also don't know if, we don't talk about that enough. I don't know if, scientifically, there's anything to it. I'm just saying maybe there's something scientifically to it.

Well, because the internet has ruined us as a society, and there's a sea of freaks out there, right? Oh, yes, like people fuck absolutely everything including toothpaste I'm sure there's a subreddit for that being like if you guys actually tried it and then there's 40 little horny Fucks from around the world being like yeah Yeah, I fucked the tube So yeah, fuck the tube for sure there's people saying that actually there's some health benefits right Electoral used to be shitty. I feel like I saw this though

I feel like this was like HBO real sex or something like that like there what the fuck is that? Dude that that's the most that has not happened in any other city That's the most Bay Area shit I've ever seen It's got a fucking huge horse fly Flies one house fly just bothering us up here. It's just straight pestilence. It's got a fucking huge horse fly. Just one house fly, just bothering us up here. It's just straight pestilence, it's just from the Bible. I have something. I think the doors are going to blow open, a bunch of fucking

locus or if you can. Of course, it happens in the bay. Everything starts in the bay. Oh, there we go. Oh, yeah. Like other people claim hella. Hella is not from anywhere but the best. Who's claiming hella?

He's not from the way. Hella. The one who's not here, who we shall not name, wonders, claims it fucking was started in Chicago. What? Which is absolute trash. It's fucking trash. Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. And is that real, Bam? Yeah, no, nope, nope It is that real, bam what that is that hell is started here or the come thing I thought we moved off of the come thing, but I know that you want to go back to it No, I just have a I have a memory of a woman like washing her hair with jizz and I don't have to do it I just had to close that gap in order to make room from new cool shit. Yeah, okay

Yep, but now you got me interested in this come thing. I know, but I think it's like because it's protein come as protein Are you asking? No, I'm telling you I'm telling you come as a protein. Hey Pamela. Yeah, ma How proud of your son are you right now everybody quiet I don't hear this a lot. I'd like my mom to have the floor. Hey shut up You can cheer scream out an affirmation I see her I see her right there Now her voice is a little bit lost so everybody to shut the fuck up real quick Mom got him has a question. Hey, if you could scream out one affirmation for Kyle right now

because he's talking about a lot of giz, thank you for standing up. Nucky Grandma! You had the floor. You had the floor. Okay. You punch it hard. You got to say something nice about me.

What you're wearing? I got my shirt on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I love you. Sit back down. Yeah. You're your woman is strong. That woman is strong. That woman is strong. Love her to pieces, but honestly.

Dude, we're like, I mean, all she had to be like, well, to be fair, I think her voice smart. Yeah. No, she did the most love you. She did the most mom thing. She's like, well, when he was three, I knew he was musical. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit, here we go. Yeah. That's my mom, everybody. My mom used to fart in, yeah. Tell more stories about your mom farting. My mom did not hold back in a house of voice. She farted all the fucking time. Like, my friends would try it. My mom and my dad would both fart and their sleep tremendously.

Oh, well, sleep parts are different. Like in the middle of the living room when you're watching Philadelphia? Yes. No, there was no holding back. I actually believe that because farts were so open in my household that it is now my love language. Goodbye. I've noticed that on this tour. It's been a while since we've been in very close contact with each other and you just let them slide on out. I'm telling you

dude, this happens in like jobs that I go out, if I fart in front of you, I truly respect you. And I believe that because... And you say you haven't worked with Spielberg or anyone? No, not yet, I'm still waiting for you to call. Yeah, yeah. And I can tell it's your love language because it's impossible for you to fart and not stare at the person you're farting at. That is true. Kyle will just be like this. Like his, his fart is the home improvement noise.

This Tim Allen. Oh, His fart is the home improvement noise. It's Tim Allen. I heard. B-Burnin' it. That was it. I feel like I've had a fart like that. Absolutely. Absolutely. Well, I will say that, because I grew up with you, Kyle. I grew up in a new a check household.

We used to eat ego waffles together. Dude, and in every morning. It weirdly always smelled like eggs in that household. Yeah, eggs, eggos, dude. No, I know. Yeah, but it did smell it weirdly always smelled like eggs in that household No, I know yeah, but it did smell like rotten eggs Well, it just was but I do recall both you and your mother farting. Hey, she's not dead, dude Namaste I'm gonna say mama mama mama mom Your guys, but Farts sounding identical.

Yes, yes. Which leads me to believe, and maybe we could prove it tonight. Oh, detective. That you have twin buttholes. And how, and okay, now, and how might we prove this? Is this another CSI, room raiders type thing? What is this? It's two different snowflakes looking the exact hey, you know the odds of that

Lake knows One in a billion dude one in a billion one in a billion. I believe I bet we do have a similar but hole Wait, are you saying that? Snowflakes and but holes are I'm not gonna show them like fingerprints. It's like That's mine for me. They're like for me my mom What what but holes are the are the fingerprint of the backside? But holes are the fingerprint of the backside is one of the coolest things you've ever seen Okay, check it out because this kind of always you want to get I'll give some points for that

Thank you, and you know what so we've been taught are one of our producers and he mixes everything and edits everything for us on the podcast. Yeah. Uh, he, he went back and tallied up all of the points, which is incredible, and turns is winning by a lot. We don't talk about it. So I know. Oh, sorry.

The one that shall not be named. The one that shall Oh, sorry. The one that's not gonna be named. The one that's not gonna be named. The one that's not gonna be named. That's why we each get 10 points for being here. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yeppping because I'm like, you know, eventually we run out of phone numbers, right? Like we're just gonna run out of numbers. Somebody's gonna have the same phone number eventually, right? What do you mean, explain? This is what I'm saying.

No, I wanna, I wanna unpack this with this. This might be a really long walk. Okay, let's do it. You know how you take your fingerprint, like your thumb print is on your birth certificate or they take your foot. Yes. So eventually, people are gonna start

to have the same fingerprints. Now, what? No, that's not how fingerprints work, but all you know. You are, hey, hit, you are so dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are so dumb. I'm a dumbass.

Yeah. All right, that works. Well, what I was trying to get to, even though I don't know how fingerprints work, what if we start identifying ourselves at the DMV, I'd go in in the bathroom and kind of you dab ink on your butthole? Dude. So you're spreading it, you're spreading it,

and then you're sitting down on something like such. Yeah. Dude, imagine how salty the woman working at the DMV would be, to then have to also deal with all these butthole photos. Yeah, well, and I'm also gonna say right now, I don't think my actual butthole was touching the ground at the moment. Like, that's tough to do.

Well, there's only one way to find out. There's a couple ways. Isaac, come out here and paint Kyle's butthole. Uh, there's a couple ways. Isaac, come out here and paint Kyle's butthole. Oh, painted yellow. painted yellow will sit on the ground like baby, Nurch. But Isaac, does there like a towel I'm sweating? I'm very hot. I'm pissed now.

I'm running out. I don't know why hot hot hot hot hot hot. Yeah, maybe it's a, maybe it's hot in Oakland. Hot hot hot hot. Did your mom fart a lot, Blake? What's going on with your mom? Hey, my mom's here too. Bring the lights up.

Mom stand up. There is Laurie. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. mom, say something nice.

One nice thing, let's bring the house lights back up, please. Go ahead, stand up. What's scream, one nice thing about him. Shh. Oh, my God. She said, you're my first born. That's not nice, mom. Oh, wait, she's holding her hair.

The hair is the hair. The hair. I think you interrupted her. Wait, but she said, she likes your hair, but your hair is like the hair. The hair. I think you interrupted her. Wait, but she said, she likes your hair, but your hair is like her hair. So she kind of complimented herself. I think she said, out of all my children, I like you the best.

No, don't, my brother's here. I know. You're here. I know. But obviously, obviously. Wait, bring the lights up. Let me see where they are. There he is.

Oh, he's in the aisle, dude. That is the fucking young gohar, bro. You're not coming up here. What is he up here? Dude, all I'm saying is that's when I thought I heard, AJ. I'm not trying to fight, dude. I'm not trying to fight. Don't.

Do not take your shirt off and flex for this audience right now. Yeah, do not take your shirt off and flex for this audience. AJ, take your shirt off and flex for the audience. I'm sure it's not a joke. I'm sure it's not a joke. I'm sure it's not a joke. I'm sure it's not a joke. I'm sure it's not a joke. I'm sure it's not a joke. I'm sure it's not a joke. I'm sure it's not a joke.

I'm sure it's not a joke. I'm sure it's not a joke. I'm sure it's not a joke. I'm sure it's not a joke. I'm sure it's not a joke. Yeah Yarramine Dayory of Nip I haven't seen fucking AJ in a long time, man Yeah AJ's looking good Isaac, this is a nice, rowdy show

Tonight would be the night to show your nipple Let's see him This is what it is Tonight would be the night Tonight is the night. Tonight is the night to show your nipples. The nipples. The nipples.

The nipples. The nipples. The nipples. The nipples. I knew I was up to the nipples. I knew I was up to the nipples. We're at home. We're at home.

It's the home. Show us your fucking nipples. I know there's an ear. Show us your fucking nipples. I know there's an ear. Show us your fucking nipples. I know there think is in here Don't toy with us, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes So people are money water respect. Yes. He is what he needs. You have no idea what a big deal that was, guys. This is our 20th show of the podcast of the live show. And Isaac, we've been asking him from day one.

I'm like, let me see those translucent nips. Because you can see, if you look up close, if you hold your eye to it, you can see his heartbeat and shit. He's a human eye to it, you can see his heartbeat and shit You see the longs you're like yeah, yeah, Isaac's body is like the same color as when they find ET by the river dying yep Like it's just like it's like ET if ET was inside out boy It's like it's like one of the that weird exhibit like the human body Where you can just like see through it. Yeah, I think is that also a walking a walking talking MRI Isaac 20

Shows to find the guts To do that and we So so proud Yeah, I love I love that we immediately start to just shit on him. Hey, but by the way, I do that's not shitting. I think that's fucking cool. I wish my body wasn't so thick and dense with muscles that you could see. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know some of that.

Isaac. It sucks that I had this addiction to being shredded and ripped. Yeah. And fucking bulky and huge. It's like AJ, man. But I do need to make it. I mean, exact same as AJ. That's what I saw from the bodies. You saw the need to make it. I mean, exact same as AJ.

That's what I'm saying. You saw the bodies or the sir. That's that conquered meat back there. You. Yep. And conquered's known for their meat. Well, actually, we did have, I used to work, didn't, Fritz's meat off of the way road.

Yep, Fritz's. That is a butcher shop. And our competition was none other than Kinders meets. Yep, her to it. Yep. And who, who, who, who, who, who have heard of that one? And who won? Is Fritz still around?

Fritz is out of business. Yes. Kinders one, Kinders one. Kinders one. Kinders one, and I'm proud of Kinders one. Yeah, rightfully so. Kinders fucking rocks. All right, hey, you know what?

I'm from Omaha. I feel like we're more known for our stakes than conquered. Hey, you know what? Yeah. Hey, you know what? It is not here. Kiss my fucking ass. I will fight each and every one of you.

Almost, take so I fucking die. That's actually tight. We here in the Bay, we respect that kind of hometown pride, bro. Yeah, yeah, I'm right here. And hometown pride, but I'm going to say something. First off, I want to give Isaac. Yes, points. Lot of points. Lot of points, Isaac.

That's big. That's big time. But I will say, since Durs is dumbass ain't here. Yep. The bitch. Oh, the bitch. And Adam is a motherfucking rock star coming out to Oakland like a get-exancster.

Yeah, sure. I would love to make Adam an honorary Bay District in tonight. Oh, thank you. Oh, okay. Look, we got him. You know what? Wait, what? I'm good.

No. Whoa. I was about to go into a whole bit of what's the ceremony. How can we do this? No, dude. I love doing shit like that. Adam is obsessed with being a WWE bad guy. Which is cool. That's fucking sick. Yeah, you would for sure be like, if Adam was in the WWE, I'd be Hollywood Hulk Hogan.

Well, dude, Hollywood Hulk Hogan is my favorite fucking wrestler. Me too. I think he would be more like when mankind first came out and he's like super evil in the corner like, when mankind first came out and he was like super evil in the corner like ah wait that's that's what you think I'd be like yeah dude what about my personality makes you be like I'd be like yeah I don't know that Adam would play the psycho in the corner I feel like he's

he's the American fucking heal that's why he has to go against type dude oh okay he's gonna be like sort of like goff and brew you're actually American fucking heel. That's why he has to go against type dude. Oh, okay He's gonna be like sort of like golf and you're actually you used to be kind of golf, right? That is not true at all I was never got blinks blinks on a blip you good I'm fizzing bro Yeah, I love that we're like not to shit on your offer I would I would love to be an honor a member of the Bay. Okay, Bay does. Okay, do we let him back?

We let him back. All right, will you allow me back in? I know I He's goofing makes makes makes bag, but yeah, you gotta be careful with that dude. Yeah, I'm fine either way No, I think you're in I think you're in. I think you're in. Yeah, I got it. We respect that. I love coming. I used to come up with you guys, and I would spend Thanksgiving at your house. For like six years in a row, I came.

It was like a handful of years. Every year, some shit would go down, and we would fist fight one another. Yo, and the shit that went down, it all started at the fucking Clayton Club. So I don't know if we got Clayton Club, you know, here. It's deep east, it's east deep. And I remember we got in a fist fight, and then me and Kyle, as we used to do.

And then I, like, wasn't allowed to sleep at your house. Or maybe I just didn't want to. And so I slept at Blake's house and Blake is like, you have to sleep in my brother, AJ's room. But AJ was like a middle school kid. So it's just like this, like, six or seventh grade would be like, I guess it's okay that you sleep in my room.

Dude, I don't think we've gotten into like why we fought that night, but the guy that caused it is here tonight. My friend Justin, yeah, we were so fucking wasted. And my friend, our friend Justin Kramer, who's in the building right now, was up Jay. What's up Jay? He's somewhere around here. Somewhere. But he was puking or no, he was pissing and you were puking next to him. And I was so mad that you were by the way, next to him was 15 feet away. But for whatever reason I had created this space in my brain that you were too close.

And right before we went to blows, it was like, you're fucking puking right next to where my friend is pissing. You're too close and you're puking next to my friend who's pissing, it's not, you're a fucking youth, and then we fought. I remember, you're like, you're puke next to my friend, and then I'm like, I'm your friend, and I'm like, but so is he, and he's pissing, and piss and puke, that's too close together. Pissing Trump's puke, give him space.

And then I'm like, hey, pissing Trump's puking. That's fighting words in my mouth. First, did I swing first? I guess I can't remember. I can't remember. I'm sure I can't remember. Sorry about that, love you, dude. Yeah, I fucking love you, too, man.

I love it. You love it? Yeah. I mean, that's just like growing up. You know what I mean? Oh, dude, he's got a whiteie. There's that good old fucking Bay Area meat right here. He found it Damn you that is a that is a lean shank

Some good good not not a lot of meat there damn you got a whole new kinders counter in your head I just felt it Blake. Hey, no, he doesn't he pickleballed that thing right off. Yeah, well, there's still barbecue sauce that comes out. Hey, oh, hey, okay. That was fucking bad. It's bad. I'd like to just switch gears real quick. All right. Just, boom, boom, boom, boom. I am Daniel Tosh, host of new podcast called Tosh Show, brought to you by I Heart Podcasts. Why am I getting into the podcast game now? Well, it seemed like the best way to let my family know

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My dad turned 69 last week. What? Let's best burn them. The greatest birthday. And he's over here. He's over here. Let's turn the house lights up and have poppin' newts stand up. 69, geez. The greatest birthday. Look, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's for a grandpa. You know, that was the like, Dougie of his time.

I don't, what's so cool is I'm so old now, I don't know a newer dance. I'm like, what's a new current dance? Shmees. The Dougie. What is Shmees? No, he was doing a fucking close stick dance.

I think your dad is out there raping. He's a secret raver. He could be, he could be the guy, the guy said LSD is his favorite drug of all time. My dad told me one time he goes, well, the only drug I haven't tried is heroin. And I'm like, the only drug?

Because there's a lot of drugs out there. And you've tried them all except for heroin and he's like, yep. This fucking double down on it. I'm like, fuck, I'm dead shit's important. There he is, there he is, there's Dennis. Beautiful. What do you guys think you'll do to celebrate your 69th birthday?

Well, I'll tell you one thing I hope I'm doing. Fucking 69, dude. I thought for sure you were in this. No, dude, when you're 69, if you try to 69, smothered, you're dying. No, no, that's like, but kind of a cool way to go. Yeah. That's like the most golden of birthdays.

Sure. 69ing, when you turn 69, that is the, that is, that's a good cool of achievement. I agree, it would be magical. And I don't want to, hey, hold on, I don't want to know if you guys did it. No. We're not asking.

69, James. We're not asking. Keep that to yourself. Nucky Grandma. We are not asking. No. You know what, I'm asking. Don't ask.

My dad just do that dance again. So you're going to spend the whole entire day. You know what, I'm asking. Oh, but I remember. Don't ask. My dad just do that dance again. So you're going to spend the whole entire day. Well, I said one thing that I would do is 69. Actually, yeah, I think that is what I'm saying. I wasn't saying that at first, but now it's become like a challenge. Yeah, I think. Because you say I get smothered if I'm 69,

but I hope I'm in enough shape to where I can 69 all fucking day. I think you could, yeah. I like it if you make it like, I'm 69 but I hope I'm in enough shape to where I can 69 all fucking day. I think you could yeah I like it if you make it like I'm just saying I wasn't saying like you had to be smothered and you you're definitely gonna die I'm saying if you do die at 69 And you're 69th birthday being smothered in a 69 That's a legendary funeral that is legend very shaggy Okay, your funeral is attended by the Pope That's a legendary funeral. That is legendary. Very shaggy, dear. That is legendary. Okay. Your funeral is attended by the Pope.

King's Queen's, everyone from all over the lands. Maybe even Steven Spielberg will come. Yeah, they'll finally roll through. He'll come. Oh, come. Do you need a come? Oh. He's definitely gonna be dead by then, though, right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It'll be like, Well, 69 is 30 years though, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it'll be like that. Well, 69 is 30 years from now. Fuck and shit, bro. Wait, no, 20. Wait, wait, 39, 49, 59, 60. No, it's 30, it's 30.

Hey, shout out to Clayton Valley High School. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, we do it. There is Clayton Valley people in the house. Yeah, I don't know. Some ugly eagles in the building. Um, I feel like if being 69 is that far away, I'll probably go somewhere tropical like fucking Antarctica at that point. Oh shit. Why is that?

Uh, Global warming. Oh, blinks taking us down a pep. We're about to get polychar here. So the only place. Yes, points. That was a little bit of a walk. I don't know if it's the direct points. My stepdad called for it. Oh, well, okay, good job, Andy.

Well, should we stand up? Yeah, sure, fuck us stand up. Andy, where you well, okay, good job, Andy. Well, should we stand up? What's going on? Yeah, shit, fuck it, stand up, Andy. Andy, where you at, dog? I see him right there. Let's turn him up. Let's give him, let's give him, let's give him, let's give him, let's give him,

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It's not about bitch. I'll just keep house like that. He's like, Bernie, motherfuckers. Perkin breaking buzz balls on everything. Oh yeah, that one fucking popped up there. I know, dude. That was our first pop. And it makes me go like, I'm a bitch. I can't throw a buzz ball all the way up there.

Yeah, I like this. How does that feel to not be able to? I mean, I got it up there. On my second one, I got it up there. On the first one, I for sure, I felt like a bitch. Yeah, I like this. How does that feel to not be able to? I mean, I got it up there. On my second one, I got it up there. On the first one, I for sure, I felt like a bitch. Yeah, bitch made. Like the one who shall not be named. Yeah.

Yeah. You guys are certainly getting horny right now. You guys are talking a lot of horny stuff. 69th birthday. Well, you guys are sort of nasty dudes. If I- Nasty fucking dudes. Yeah, we kind of are, I guess, a little nasty dude.

Yo, you know what I'm saying? You guys, that reminds me of a little song, you know. Yes, since we were, you know, kind of in our hometown, we're from Concord. Um, Concord. You know, like, 40 minutes away. Well, 35, I said 35. It's okay to round up.

There's probably some traffic. I'm buffering it. I know the real time. Traffic Barker. Barker. I kind of feels like we should probably do a sort of a special performance Like what Should we do you want to stand up or what do you know? Todd? I was wondering if maybe we could get a little nasty If you catch it a little nasty. If you catch it. I'm kind of nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of nasty

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Yo, honestly that was points Yo, honestly That was That was fucking cool Like from back there. She's like, yeah, I'll do it in the closer. She got. She's like his nipples are so hairy He's actually sweating a lot very hairy nipples. Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, that's alright. It's just a little slippery. Now that song that no I do have a question like what's up? I Did not know you had the song prepared

I feel I feel like I'm a little bit the outsider. I'm not the bearer boy You guys play in this whole fucking thing don't even let me in on I'd show my tics I mean I'd show my dick and asshole I did it in a movie I would have I'm saying as I would have loved to be a part of that but we can maybe we can maybe come out with with a new version of that track maybe we can bring you on that version. I mean, now that song is incredibly complex. Yeah, the lyricism. The lyricism is incredible. We saw it all lived together, and every once in a while,

I would come home from work, and these guys would be like, you have to listen this track. Oh, yeah. And I remember when you showed me that track and you had already cut the music video to it. We did it. Yes. We were like, it was all on photo booth on a on a Mac. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just you got it's exactly what you just saw. But with like funny backgrounds, you guys were like on rollercoasters and shit. Yeah. And we got we had tank tops on. The tank tops had funny things on the tank tops.

I think it was one of those nights where we were just smoking a lot of resin. Oh, dude, the resin ball. A lot of resin. Which by the way, we do not have to do that anymore. Nope. And I kind of miss it. Dude, we used to scrape resin balls so fucking hard, man. Dude, I'm telling you.

Yeah. I think I'm the one that showed you how to do it. You did, and then Blake like perfected it, and he would collect these balls that were like that big, and you just break it off and fucking throw it in the pipe and smoke it. Yeah, because my whole thing would be like, you guys would be like smoking weed, and you'd be like,

you want to hit, and I'd be like, nah, cool. And then you guys would go to work. I'd still be at home, and I'd be like, time to cool. And then you guys would go to work. I'd still be at home and I'd be like, time to boil the pipes. They'll never know if they're stashes missing if I'm literally drinking the butthole juice of their weed. But that shit kind of funs me. A resin high is way different. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. The resin high is way different. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

It's a push. It infinitely works. Yeah, it's like. Is it? It is, right? It's the like, I mean, you're so unbelievably high. It's like the crack rock. Yeah, it's like, is that, is it resin?

I feel like this audience would understand. It's the crack rock. Deez. Deez. The bit. I mean, we drove through the city a little bit. Yeah. Is it like early dab?

Is that is that dab? Oh yeah maybe that's the beginning of dabs. People were like I like this high but it could be much cleaner. I feel like I don't need to get a headache five seconds after I smoke it Dude, I can't even do dabs. I'm so immediately. I'm already hanging on by a thread with my intelligence, right If I do dabs, I remember I was in like Wisconsin in a meat freezer With these college kids It was like 4 a.m. And they're like, I, it was like, though, my dad runs a delicus testin.

We can drink there. And so we're drinking in this delicus testin and they're like, let's smoke dabs in the meat freezer. And I'm like a famous comedian at this point. So like they're stoked to hang out with me. And I do, uh, uh, what dabs. And I go, isn't it weird that Marmalade and Marinate are the same thing My buddy walls and Adam Ray were there with me and they both go

No, it's not and these college kids are like And these college kids are like, I just want to tie. No, those college kids are like, you are so dumb. I don't always want to do it. It's so dumb, man. Yeah, and I never felt dumb in my life. And I was like, I can't do it. I'll stick with my regular wheat.

I feel like I'm a grandpa with my wheat smoking right now because I just smoked joints. Yeah, no, that's the way to go. I don't. Joints me too. I'm there too. Joints rock. I think my mother and I just smoked joints. Yeah, no, that's the way to go. I don't. Yeah, joints, me too. I'm there too.

I'm there too. I think by the way, Oakland, I'd love you guys. At California in general, I love because every California show that we've done so far, we've just been given double bags of weed. Dude. So much fucking weed tonight. So much fucking weed tonight. So much fucking weed tonight. So much fucking weed.

No, and I'm not kidding. No, literal stuff. Three duffle bags full of weed. Yes. Yes. Yep. The logistics of getting it all on a plane don't matter. It does not matter.

We're going to San Diego. I'll be like, try to stop me TSA fucking agent. Bro, we should just chat. And then I go, did you check my butthole photo? I'm good to go. That's me. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just and then I go did you check my butthole photo? I'm good to go That's gonna be the new TSA clear is your butthole photo

Yo, that's so funny. He's clear plus Cuz they make you get sick when you put your eyes up there They're like get a little bit closer get a little bit farther away. That'd be epic if you're spreading your cheeks And you're just like, am I, is it, uh, is it good? Is it, uh, cool. That's the exact pose I do when I wipe my ass. You guys ask how I do it.

Is that really how you do it? Yes. You're going like this? Well, no, not like that. I reach around. Yeah, yeah. You go back, you go front to back. You don't go front back.

Well, no, I know. But I can barely reach that. What are you doing, Kyle? You're doing like go front to back. You don't go front. Well, no, I know but I can barely reach that What are you doing Kyle? You're doing like fucking yoga over here Well, you don't got to go on doing what he's saying. Well, sure. I'm not saying you have to go like Would you sit the exact pose so I don't know we hear why you're here's the post here's the post okay? hook it up I'm gonna be like these guys see it and then you go Because his the cheeks are spread.

So it's like, yeah, that's chill. I have never tried it. I've never tried it. Dude, we were shooting a game over man. And yeah, it's a good movie. And we were shooting a game over man, and we were doing a scene that ended up getting cut. That was going to be the end of the movie,

and then we changed it, because they're like, wiping his ass, is the end of the movie, and then we changed it, because they're like, wiping his ass is the end of the movie? Oh, yeah. Maybe not. And then I, they're like, and then wipe your ass. I'm like, okay, and then I wipe my ass, how I wipe my ass, and everyone,

the whole crew goes, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you doing that? I'm like, well, I'm wiping my ass. And then I remember like one crew guy was like, well, I might be in my ass. And then I remember, like, one crew guy was like, yeah, that's how you wipe it ass. Yeah. I remember after all that, it was cool,

because we were like, fine, okay, you wipe your ass standing up, and when you stood up, there was your dick again, right in the shot. And so the real ending of the movie was not just you wiping your ass, it was your dick standing right in Big fat dick coming from East over. Oh, good. Hey, that's when that was like.

Big fat dick, thanks dude. Good looking out, good looking out. Yeah, that was like the only note that fucking Netflix gave us was you got to change that ending. That was it. The dick is too big. What the, I said, can I get a fucking beer out here? God damn it Make it to you buddy

Yeah, I lost this little dick head do we have areas I see your titties I said you're titties dude Isaac is coming out here a changed man Isaac come on everybody Yeah, get in here. Dude, Isaac is coming out of here, a changed man. Isaac, come on there, buddy. Yeah, get in here. Oh, cool. We got the Isaac time. Come on. We fucking love this man. We love him.

Isaac signed us when we were all like 22, 23 years old. You're really touching my thigh there. Well, you guys, I got in when we got work at Hollacks. You wanted nothing to do with me. Yeah, he didn't like you at first. He didn't like you at first. It's true, and that's how we started. But it's okay, we're past that, and I love you.

Adam continue, we love this man. So we love him so much, and the cool thing about doing the podcast is we've said so many stories about Isaac, that now when he comes out, people lose their minds, and it's so cool to see. Yeah, because he does not. Yeah. about Isaac, that now when he comes out, people lose their minds and it's so cool to see. Because he does not, and my favorite part about it is he does not like it.

No, absolutely hates the attention, could not dislike it more, hates being here, and that brings me so much joy, too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I don't know like you guys tell me a shaman tits. Go joy, dude. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wait, were you born here? Bro Isaac was born in San Francisco so give it up Yeah, that's fucking you I know I like damn that's fucking huge That's fucking cool the Isaac Horn is back

Oh Yeah, wait just just the Paramount Theater have anything to do with Paramount Plus Plus? No, no, no, you cannot get those wires crossed tonight. This is one of the coolest fucking theaters we've been in on this tour. It's gorgeous, a fucking gorgeous theater. It has nothing to do with that dumbass app.

Where's he going? It's a fucking gorgeous theater. It has nothing to do with that dumbass app. Yeah. What is he going? What is Adam doing? I don't know, but now it's us. Should we do like nasty dude again or something? This is what it is. I don't know dude, something's come over me. I haven't been able to walk hardly for like a year and a half.

And suddenly I come to the bay and I can fucking run That bay water, baby That East Bay mud that dirty bay water trash some got in me So we were given this shirt By I believe his name is Sid or her name is Sid. Yeah, is this sit right here? No, you're just a guy or her name is Sid? Yeah, is this Sid right here? No.

No, he's looking at me. I do not see it. So we were given this shirt, and I'm not going to say what it says, but you want to chant a word? Go ahead. One, two, three. And if you all want to do it at one, two, three. One, two, three.

One, two, three. Again. One, two, three, four. Yeah, Ramim. That's it. Wow. Yeah, unless, and we have to quantify this, unless they want to hire us for something else. And let's say, yeah, and this we're hired for anything,

in which case, we would love to go back. Yeah, or if they some, we have to. We actually were kind of counting on that money this year, so it's kind of really fucked up. Yeah, that's it. Really fucked up. That is why we're on tour. Currently why we are on tour.

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No, no, Durs just texted actually. He put, it said, honestly, right when he said that, he texted a broken heart. Oh. He's sad. Why? Because someone for sure texted him, going like, dude, he texted a broken heart. Oh. He's sad. Why, because someone for sure texted him, going like, dude, you're a fucking bitch, why aren't you here? No, no, no, they probably said some really sad shit.

Oh, sure. I think we might be finally getting this with my make-a-wish to see the four of you together. Yeah. And I'm dying in 3-2-1. No, this is good. He's showing emotion. This is good.

This is what I'm trying to learn. That's what I'm trying to learn. Last night, we put a spotlight on him since he's never said, we've all been best friends for 20 years. And these guys even longer. And so when you grow up with each other, and then we've had this crazy wild ride with each other, with workaholics and the movies,

and now the podcast, it's been pretty crazy. Yeah, yeah, very crazy for these guys. So, we mean so much to each other, and we love each other like brothers, and we've all said, at some point, like, dude, I fucking love you, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. I love you guys. Sometimes, I love you very much.

I love you very much, and I also love you very much. I love you as well. I love you guys sometimes I love you very much and I also love you very much. I love you as well Maybe 50 times yeah, and he's he's always like and also with you And I also you guys are really cool dudes that I work with and we're like all right Yeah, you guys are the sickest work friends ever dude I couldn't imagine better work friends and last time we put a spotlight on his ass and made him say really nice things. Yeah. And he slipped at the very end.

He was like, I love you dudes. Yeah. He did. He did to each one of us. It was really quiet, but he did it on stage. I love you. But now I'm starting to realize he's the type of guy who will say, I love you. And then he thinks he can do like 50 mean things in a row now. I'm like what I told you I love you big fucking deal so I borrowed your car.

Wait that's a mean thing borrowing a car. I thought you're gonna say I didn't show up. Yeah I thought yeah you're gonna go right to that. I thought you're gonna say he faked a family emergency. Yeah. That's probably the logical thing I should have said but. Yeah because dude if you want to borrow my car you're more than welcome to borrow it. Yeah. That's probably the logical thing I should have said, but... Yeah, because dude, if you want to borrow my car,

you're more than welcome to borrow it. Yeah. To me, that is the greatest slight you can do to it. Fuck you for asking me to borrow my car and me saying, yes. You know what, fuck you. And for an afternoon, for a whole afternoon at my house. The fuck? After I said yes and gave you the keys.

I'm a fuck. You. I'm a be honest man, we're hitting that minute where the buzz ball finally goes to the next level. Woo-hoo! Is that how buzz balls work? They start down here, they just go, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh,, no, you're never like in Beverly Hills and there's a buzz ball on the street It's always like like actually my wife we live in it, you know, we live in a nice neighborhood and

She saw a buzz ball on the sidewalk and it was not me and she goes We have to move Let's go We have to move Let's go There goes the neighborhood goes the fucking neighborhood dude I am Daniel Tosh host of new podcast called Tosh show brought to you by I hard podcasts Why am I getting into the podcast game now? Well seems like the best way to let my family know what I'm up to instead of visiting or being part of their incessant group text.

I'll be interviewing people that I find interesting, so not celebrities, and certainly not comedians. I'll be interviewing my plumber, my stylist, my wife's gynecologist. We'll be covering topics like religion, travel, sports, gambling, but mostly it will be about being a working mother. If you're looking for a podcast that will educate and inspire, or one that will really make you think, this isn't the one for you, but it will be entertaining to a very select few, because you don't make it to your mid-40s with IBS without having a story or two to tell. Join me as I take my place among podcast royalty like Joel Olstein and Lance Bass. Those are words I hope I'd never have to say. Listen to Toss Show in the

I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. The assassination of President John F. Kennedy is the greatest murder mystery in American history. That's Rob Breiner, Rob called me, so let Ado Bryan and ask me what I knew about this crime. I know 60 years later, new leads are still emerging. To me, an award-winning journalist, that's the making of an incredible story. And on this podcast, you're going to hear it told by one of America's greatest storytellers. Well, ask who had the motive to assassinate a sitting president.

My dad, the father of JFK, screwed us at the Bay of Pigs, and then he screwed us after the Cuban missile crisis. We'll reveal why Lee Harvey Oswald isn't who they said he was. I was under the impression that Lee was being trained for a specific operation, then we'll pull the curtain back on the cover-up. The American people need to know the truth. Listen to Who Kill JFK on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Deanna, you may know as Body Movin.

My friend and I, John Green, were featured in the Netflix documentary Don't Aff with Cats. On our new podcast, Two Crimes of John and Diana, we are investigating two cases that are currently still active. The case of Jared Bridegan, father of four, who was murdered on his way home, while his two-year-old daughter was in the car. Police say 33-year-old was shot dead.

Detectives confirmed that it was a targeted attack. This is very active, so we have to be careful. And Shakyablu Harding, a young indigenous woman from Billings, Montana, who one day vanished without a trace. We speak with our loved ones and to the experts while we search for answers to try to help these families find peace and justice. I've heard that there's a house that

has some bodies in the basement. I knew. I just knew something was wrong. Maybe there's a house that has some bodies in the basement. I knew I just knew something wrong. Maybe there's something more sinister at play than just one young girl going missing. This is True Crimes. Listen to True Crimes with John and Deanna every Wednesday on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you want to do some hot hot stories or what are you thinking? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do some hot hot or wherever you get your podcasts. The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

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And then I go and I'm like having fun and I'm maybe drinking a little too much and I go to the casino. And then immediately I lost like $500. And so I went from like, come on down to the casino to like, don't come to the casino. Yeah, fuck this. Yeah, let's take all your fucking money down here at the casino. And I'm talking like the 4,000 people that are on the cruise ship. Like you can hear it if you're in your room brushing your teeth ready to go to bed Me going like don't come to the casino Stupid asses

How do you even play crabs fucking rigged and they immediately came down like can we see your microphone? I thought it was chunking and they were like, and you're good with the microphone. And also, by the way, so many people offered me cocaine. On the cruise ship. On the cruise ship. Like they're, and they go, they snuck it in their alttoids pack. He is what it is.

Wow. So the fact that they, a lifetime band for CBD gummies, you while, incarnable. Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah, I consider that. I consider that to be fucked up. Yeah, what the hell are you supposed to do on a cruise ship besides get like completely blitzed at your very mind?

Well, I think you can play like CBD. You're not even getting blitzed, dude. Yeah, that's super true. You're like taking a nice bubble bath. Yeah, you're just trying to let your joints relax a little bit. Yeah, I feel like CBD is the equivalent of like a scented candle. Dude, you should see my CBD game at home.

Really? I chew like 50 gummies a nine. I got balm that I rub on my joints. Oh, yeah, you do. OK. Hey, doesn't work. Yeah. Oh, sir, I don't like it. Snake oil. Yeah, hey, doesn't work. Yeah. Oh, sir, I don't like it.

Snake oil. Yeah, that's. Let me win it. Yeah, okay. Yes, I promise I am doing that. Have you guys, by the way, have you guys ever been on a cruise? Oh, fuck yeah, I have. Fuck yes, I have. I've been on a cruise and with the one that I went on had unlimited pizza. What? 24 hours unlimited pizza. Oh, I think it? 24 hours unlimited pizza. Oh, what?

I think it was 24 hours. It was fucking awesome. And were you a child when this blew your fucking mind? Or pizza? I was. Pizza. I was about 15 years old. Yeah, so 15 is about the age.

When you were just like, fuck, I mean, I can't party. I'm with my parents. I'm on a cruise ship. Yes. Yes. So my whole deal is to see if I can make them run out of pizza Yeah, well, I just got to get another pizza, dude Here's a quick question if we did a cruise

Hang on If we did a cruise when you guys show up to that shit Yeah That's good to know do call it the water trash crews. That'd be the best The water trash crews That would be so fun, you know what because you we can do it. There's like I mean, I think I'm they're between two thousand and four thousand cabins Sick, let's fucking bang that shit out dude. I think I think I think these fucking cruises got pickleball courts on them now. I feel like if I get on it, I just want somebody to fucking knock me down. I'm like, goro.

Yeah, and that makes me rethink my pitch. Why? You don't want me to, okay. Fuck you. Dude, that's blowing my ear drums out. It blows you fucking back, baby. This is deris fighting us for talking so much shit earlier. He unleashed the ghost in here.

So Red Lobster just lost a lot of money. Oh, this is great. They've lost so much fucking money, $20 million on endless shrimp. I'm pissed now. Dude, they said, hey, we're doing endless shrimp and then so many fucking awesome dope dudes were like, oh endless you say? That's good. I'd like to put that to the fucking test at my local red lobster And then they just show up and house $20 million dollar loss

Dude, that's incredible. Holy shit, balls. Yep, yep. And I like red lobster, and their shrimp is all right. I fuck up their shrimp, but it's the cheesy bread you go for. Oh, dude, cheesy bread, fucking. Yeah. Now, this was, they just lost $60 million,

because the TI nation showed up and ate them out of cheesy bread. Yes, that's what I really want to hear in the in the news. Yeah. What do you say? Cheddar biscuits, better biscuits. That's what it is. Cheddar biscuits, of course. Yeah, of course.

Order biscuits. Or just Jello at the at the at the salad bar. Imagine eating $20 million worth of Jello at the salad bar. Imagine eating $20 million worth of jello at the salad bar. Dude, that's a fuck ton of jello because jello is pretty cheap if I, if I record. Jello's cheap is fuck, but I'm a, like it just turns into liquid in your mouth, so.

So you can basically drink jello? Well, did they even serve jello at Red Lobster? Oh, maybe I'm thinking of sizzler. Yeah. Yeah. That is a superior establishment. Sizzler, they are the... Hey, dude. I take back that I love you from earlier because fuck you.

Dude, you want to... When you're going to Red Lobster over Sizzler? Wait, really? As far as a good meal goes. Yeah, dude. Oh, I guess, yeah. I mean, as far... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I guess yeah, I guess I mean as far I mean Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold a great place in my heart like anytime you put the little like

Leaf on the steak. I'm like oh, I was fancy. Yeah, the garnish. Yeah, that's called parsley by the way Yeah, is it okay to eat the garnish? The parsley I remember yeah asking if I could eat the garnish. I remember being in like I was like six or seven and my parents They would allow you like you know, we didn't have a ton of money when I was growing up and they were like we can go out to Eat on your birthday you get a pick the restaurant, but I don't know fucking restaurants do it on seven and they're not telling me restaurants Yeah, they're not giving a list of nice restaurants are just saying you get a pick and they're like fucking don't pick Chuck E. Jesus God damn, that's the only one he knows or make McDonald's would be fine but Chuck E. Jesus fuck no. And then I saw a sizzler commercial and it looked so goddamn fancy.

Oh yeah. I was like so I go upstairs and I remember like being a little nervous and being like mama. I was like mama. And she was like, when did you become a British little boy? And I was trying to be fancy. I'm like, mama. Yeah, mama. Yeah. Can we please eat at this fine dining and establishment I saw on the television set?

And she was like, what is it? And I go sizzler. And my mom, the look of enjoyment, she was like, oh. And she was like, what is it? And I go, sizzler. And my mom, the look of enjoyment, she was like, oh. And she was like, yeah. I think we could swing that. And I remember thinking, I'm taking them for all their work. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Got them with the broadcasts. I'm about to eat my weight in shoring on pop. Him and Whittet Blake. Oh yeah, of course, and I will do that immediately. Noise. Zombie deer disease. Okay. Confirmed.

What? Yes. Uh, what? I like how one woman was like, no. Get the fuck outta here with zombie gear disease. Zombie means that you come to life after your death. Yeah, yeah. So this is talking about reanimated deer.

Hey, shut up, you bitch. I'm about to read it. I just want to know, yeah, read it. Yeah, just like you read it. Hey, dude, by the way. It's kind of more fun without doors, right? Yeah, I've had a much better time. Sorry, dear team. You're off the project. Goodbye.

Zombie deer disease confirmed at Yellowstone. What? I know. Officials warn to avoid wildlife. Yellowstone National Park Officials are warning travelers to steer clear of wildlife after a zombie deer is found dead near Yellowstone Lake. A hot spot inside the heavily visited National Park. Huh? Okay.

The deceased adult mule deer suffered from chronic wasting disease or CWD, a contagious and fatal sickness that infects deer, reindeer. Are those even real? The cause of diarrhea. Rain, rain, yeah. They're all like, it affects deer, reindeer, bigfoot. Yeah, bigfoot, bigfoot. Satsquatch, chupacoprop. Dude, reindeer are real.

I did not know that. And ghosts. Well, this makes me not believe this is a whole thing. They just snuck in reindeer, like I'm not going to catch that shit. Yeah. Smarter than that. Santa Claus could not be reached for comments. By the way, it's for sure real, and we would all fucking eat shit on. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? A fifther be like wait the real Adam I just don't fly you fucking idiot

yeah Adam I was playing along but reindeer is a very real animal yeah do you know I know that you know that for a fact yes I've eaten reindeer in Alaska oh okay yeah well then great yeah dude and I also knew that. Yeah, me too. Or I'm a dumbass, and I just had a hot dog in Alaska. It just said reindeer on the vineyard. And they're like, tell this California bitch it's reindeer. You were eating in North Pole, the ingressor, aren't you? They don't know.

They don't know. Yeah, they all hot elfirs on. They're like, yeah, it's reindeer. I don't know, dude. So fucking ballpark Frank dog. I don't know, dude. It's a fucking ballpark frink dog. I don't know, man. reindeer elk and moose, causing zombie-like symptoms, including excessive drooling.

Okay. Kyle. Perupineers. Me. Head tremors. Blake. Keith grinding me and reluctance to move. There is currently no vaccine or known treatment for the disease.

Wait, but can't it spread to humans? Can't it spread to humans? No Pfizer's cooking up some shit. Yeah. Like the next grade pandemic, baby. Here it comes. All of a sudden, we just hear reindeer loosen, Major said, look, and how did a reindeer get out here? Dude, hurry. It's jumping out of a Pfizer van.

They just spray paint fucking deer green, and they're like, look out, it's on me, dear, get a poke! You got to get back to me. Get checked. green and they're like look out it's on me dear get a poke you got it I stand by the vaccine I've got in all the boosters can I get some hot cues and hot eyes? Oh hell yeah. BOOP-BOOS-SAH! Does it say, it doesn't say that if it can go to humans, right?

It can't transfer to humans. Not yet. It does not say that thing. Okay good. Appreciate that. Isaac Horn, everybody. Boom, from San Francisco. Yeah he is.

It does not say if it can transfer, you know for sure in 2024. Oh shit What was that? Okay, we're not gonna do it now. Yeah, there's no way He just threw a brick at me and was like make this movie All right, we'll check it out later. All right. No, I will read it. I will read it.

I will read it. What if that's my next wife? What if that was Steven Spielberg? And I just fucked it all up. Good. That's how my mom thought Hollywood worked when I first moved to Hollywood. She was just like, just introduce yourself. Just go to the studio, say hi, I'm new.

Well, that is how Spielberg got in. He like snuck onto the fucking lot and took in, took in office. Hey, well good work, homie. Yeah. By the way, on to the Paramount lot. By the way, we couldn'tount lot, by the way, we couldn't even get our movie made. So yeah, right.

Yeah. We're actually having a lot of trouble. We're not those guys, pal. Yeah, the green lights just aren't coming as quick as the used stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Ehhhhh

Hi, I'm Daniel Tosh, host of new podcast called Tosh Show Brought to you by I Heart Podcasts Why am I getting into the podcast game now? Well, it seemed like the best way to let my family know what I'm up to instead of visiting Or being part of their incessant group text I'll be interviewing people that I find interesting So not celebrities And certainly not comedians I'll be interviewing people that I find interesting, so not celebrities, and certainly not comedians. I'll be interviewing my plumber, my stylist, my wife's gynecologist.

We'll be covering topics like religion, travel, sports, gambling, but mostly it will be about being a working mother. If you're looking for a podcast that will educate and inspire, or one that will really make you think, this isn't the one for you but it will be entertaining to a very select few because you don't make it to your mid-40s with IBS without having a story or two to tell. Join me as I take my place among podcast royalty like Joel Olstein and Lance Bass. Those are words I hope I'd never have to say. Listen to Tosho on the I Heart Radio app Apple

podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. The assassination of President John F. Kennedy is the greatest murder mystery in American history. That's Rob Breiner, Rob called me, so I'll let O'Brien and ask me what I knew about this crime. I know 60 years later, new leads are still emerging. To me, an award-winning journalist, that's the making of an incredible story, and on this podcast, you're going to hear it told by one of America's greatest

storytellers. My dad, 5JFK, screwed us at the Bay of Pigs, and then he screwed us after the Cuban Missile Crisis. We'll reveal why Lee Harvey Oswald isn't who they said he was. I was under the impression that Lee was being trained for a specific operation and will pull the curtain back on the cover-up. The American people need to know the truth. Listen to Who Killed JFK on the I Heart Radio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Diana, you may know as Body Movin. My friend and I, John Green, were featured in the Netflix documentary Don't Aff with Cats. On our new podcast, Two Crimes of John and Diana, we are investigating two cases that are currently still active. The case of Jared Bridegan, father of four, who was murdered on his way home, while his two-year-old daughter was in the car. Police say 33-year-old was shot dead. Detectives confirmed that it was a targeted attack. This is very active, so we have to be careful. And Shakyablu Harding, a young indigenous woman from Billings,

Montana, who one day vanished without a trace. We speak with our loved ones and to the experts while we search for answers to try to help these families find peace and justice. I've heard that there's a house that has some bodies in the basement. I knew. I just knew something was wrong. Maybe there's something more sinister at play than just one young girl going missing. This is True Crimes. Listen to True Crimes with John and Deanna every Wednesday

on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So you guys had some hot cues and we got some sweet, sweet A's. Here we go. Oh, Bill Vee goes blank with the next location point. Would you rather make the Workaholics movie or oh shit this

heavy hitter okay bring the A's and Raiders and Raiders back to Oakland. Oh my god. Whoa. The Workaholics movie or or the A's in the raiders. Well. Well, see, and I know Blake's a pandering asshole, so I have a feeling what he's gonna choose. Well, it's all hypothetical, remember, bro.

Yeah, you don't hold this power, Blake. Yeah, no. But your family would have food to eat for another year if you chose the Workaholics movie. If you choose the Raiders or the A's, you'll watch a team absolutely suck top from an entire season. You don't fuck around like that, bro.

Hey, dude, I watch the games. I like both those teams, but. Yeah, well, and I don't know if people that bro. Dude, I watch the games, I like both those teams. Yeah, well, I don't know if people are gonna get mad, but... You know, I'm one of those people who's a A's, Niners fan, so... Oh! Whoa. Damn! I got two!

Oh my god. So I'll just say, I'll make the movie okay. Hey, I love it. I would love to make it. And bring the warriors back to Oakland, got down. Oh, so okay, the worst. Let's reopen Oracle, be out. I'm sorry, get it.

So Sean T goes, have Kyle and Blake collaborated on a Buzzball Pickleball collab? Blake collaborated on a buzz ball pickleball collab? I brought a demo of a pickleball made out of an empty buzz balls. Okay. Later, homie. We have not collabed on that just quite yet. Okay. But maybe we will.

Yeah, I hope you guys do. And buzz and we hold no weight with Buzz Ball. So we can barely get Buzz Balls to the venue. Sometimes they're like, do we have to send more? And we're like, we've kind of made it a thing that we're throwing them out. And they're like, all right. All right, guys.

So Zach Thompson wants to know, can you guys energize us tonight and give us the menorgy friends till the end? Oh, wow. No, but we're hoping a portal opens up to another realm. and give us the energy for it's till the end. Ooh. Wow. No, but we're hoping a portal opens up to another realm. Yeah, maybe we can get a little. Maybe we can get a little. We hope you get some energy from that.

I hope so. So Leslie asked, can you ask the Wizards if they will ever perform at the gathering? The dark carnival of the souls as Adam likes to call it? Is that now it is called? The dark carnival of souls. I now it is called the dark carnival I thought it was called the dark carnival That is what it's called. That's the gathering. That's the gathering but yeah

We we can ask the cause of diarrhea now. We don't have the power to open the portal They come out when they want to but I bet I bet Juggalos could summon the wizards for sure Yeah, if anybody could Juggalos so yeah. I think he liked the chuggalos good. Yeah, if anybody could, chuggalos. So Aaron N would like to know, if you were a Thanksgiving side, which would you be and why? Dude, I'm that stuff and do you miss a little one to be? Damn, no boy, you gravy, you smother over everything. I'm gravy, I'm gravy. Um, I have some diarrhea. I'm green bean casserole

And acquired taste but boy do I love it? Yeah, but my cousin Devon fucking kills it and she's in the building Give it up for them. I'm gonna have that on Thursday. Oh It's around the be ready Devon. I want that casserole girl So just just the sneeze Nams, knees All right of the four of you who has the best three RIP Durses dead to us of the well, no, we could say this for Durs of the four of you Who is the best chance of winning dancing with the stars? Oh? Oh, wow, who has the best moves? I don't know.

Here's what I think. I think, speaking for myself, I think I would probably, if I was at peak health, but I'm not. So I'm going to give this one to Blake. I think he would. I kind of think that Blake would. Because he also has the hair. He could, like, has the hair. Yeah,

but isn't dancing with the stars like really technical dancing like you're doing like that? Yeah, you got to basically be like, please don't stop the music. Yeah, I'm going with, I'm going with Adam. Even if you're hurt. Here's the thing about Adam. He's fucked up He doesn't even give a fuck once he gets on stage. He's just like How fucking crazy fast I was running earlier I Okay, so Neville, Matt and Sid wants to know what is the highest paying job outside of the entertainment industry? You think you'd be able to successfully fake it through a day through at least a day The highest paying job at least a day president of the motherfucking United States of America Okey-dokey Trump proved that anyone can fake it.

That motherfucker does not know what's happening. But I all right now, Joe Biden is fully just asleep. Other people are doing shit. It's incredible. The last two presidents have been some of my favorite. The funniest, the funniest. Yeah, the funniest. Guys, I'm just the type of guy that, you know, I'm an anarchist at heart.

I love to see it all burned to the ground. And, hey man, we're headed that way. Adam would be a president who just makes hella holidays. Yeah. Like this is, this is an official holiday. Today is Sizzler Day. Absolutely, buddy. In the first, heartily me big, This is an official holiday. Today is Sizzler Day. Yeah, so be it, buddy.

In the first, heartfully me, Bitt, in the first 30 days of his presidency, Adam Devine gave us a 120 new holiday. He's an executive power. And he pardoned a lot of people, too. And then weirdly, he turned every water fountain into milk-shake water fountain.

Yeah, I did. No H2O for the kiddy, he's got a plump up. He turned every water fountain into milk shake water fountain. Yeah, I did. No H2O for the kitty, he's got a plump up. So sugar. I think I could fake my way through one day of being a crab fisherman, and then I would cry. You think you could deadly as cat? I think I could fake my way through one day.

I'm not saying. Well, that's why he's doing so much pickleball. That low stance to be on the rocking boat. Just like, yeah. But they get paid a lot. That's where I'm like, that's why he's doing so much pickleball that low stance to be on the rocking boat just like yeah, but they get paid a lot That's where I'm like that's a high paying job Like by faking it do you mean you just like curl up in a ball and sleep in like the bunk? That's definitely what's happening day two Okay, day one of you

For a day. Yeah, day two I'm trying being like a high stakes like Wall Street trader and just being like, we gotta sell it because like, you know, you make it through one day and you go, fuck, I was wrong, I don't know. Be like, let it burn. Wait, wait, wait. You're like Procter and Gamble, fucking Continental toilet paper, we gotta sell off. And meanwhile, they're like, no, everyone needs to wipe their ass, they're like, run,

and I'm like, I feel like I could fudge it through one day of being a lawyer. Oh, really? Yeah. You're constantly going like, I do to play a role. Exactly. Or like, would you be like caveman lawyer? Where you're like, I'm just a caveman. I don't understand these flying machines. No, you just have to stall. You just have to keep being like, can I approach the bench? Right. He's like, again?

He's like, yeah, man, I went, I just, there's some shit. I gotta go poo again. So your dad being a lawyer is you have your chronic diarrhea. And the judge is being like, Jesus, crap. Okay, another recess. This guy's sitting in his fucking pants. Yeah, man. There's a certain amount of time

you just have to kind of fake have in diarrhea and then they're like, all right, we're gonna continue tomorrow. Hey, you don't know. Court adjourned. Yeah, I'm done here. So, the top guns, they want to know, can we get a shout out?

Hey, by the way, love this, no question. Can we get a shout out to the top? I guess that is question. Can we get a shout out to the three top guns in row three? Okay, Marita Lindsay and Cheyenne. We want to go to the MAMP camp baby happy early 40th to Cheyenne, I believe. And then the most important thing congrats on surviving cancer big shout out. There we go. Big shout out. There we go. Yes, er.

Hey, there's the top fans right there. Yes, er. Love you homies and congrats on beating cancer, fuck cancer, absolutely. Fuck cancer. But by the way, that is not the third row, and it's not even close. Yeah.

Fuck you guys. Way to flex on the card and then get spotted in row 13 They're like row three and then they get here and they're like and that one was in front of the three was to be fair Though they sat you in front of where my own mother is No, those are good. Those are good seats. These people in the front where I were like This is too close. Yeah. Yeah. This is too close. Yeah, this is too close. Kyle really does smell like shit. I do, I do, it's true.

He kept farting. He said, Marita wants to know, please ask the crowd, what's my favorite word? Yeah! Yeah, y'all nailed it. And with that, I think we go, any take facts, any apologies, any epic slams. Oh, yes. Yes.

I guess I would like to apologize for not making it on the top balcony, that first bus ball toss when I try to throw it a pressure. And I hit the side, it exploded, and I just imagined this is like a fancy old-timey theater, and a lot of times when people come to fancy old-timey theaters They Where their favorite minks, you know, minks? They wear their favorite minks I gotta get a favorite and so they have their nice minks out and then all of a sudden a lime arena buzz ball Raines down upon them, yeah, and I ruined their favorite mink

Yeah, and you have to talk to Isaac, and he will repay you for that mink. Okay. Do you have mink? I have a few epic giveaways from my personal collection. First off, I have a Ramon Luriano Bobblehead. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm wondering. This is before they found out he was doing steroids so he could still throw people out. That's for you. Then I have a starting lineup Mark McGuire. Oh shit dude, I'll take that. I'll take that. You'll home the outtake.

This was also before they found out he did steroids. I'll take that. Pre-steer. He's my hero after I found out he was also before they found out he did steroids I'll take that Here these are here after I found out he was on steroids and then I just want to think I'm a baseball glove dude is dope that alias here. That's Next I want to give something away from rap bay calm who wants a fizzle Washington, Matt Ray B.com who wants a fizzle Washington, Matt Dre backpack. The proud one's that. The proud one's that. Oh shit, that was like a misdirect.

Yeah, that was like a boomerang. I thought that was going there, away over there. That's you. That was great. What about some of these, oh yeah, what, you want to throw some a t-shirt? No, we'll do that later. Happy birthday, dude.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, dude. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Am I dead? Am I dead? Am I dead? I mean, I would just, I would like to do an epic slam. Sure. Sure, sure, sure. I would like to do a house like sound, please, for this.

Because I don't want to see their faces when I fucking tear into Blake. What? What? Because I know it's your hometown crowd. And you're, no, hey, you know what? And you're like a super cool dude here. OK. Yeah, no. Hey, I get it.

Boo Blake, I understand your booing Blake. What? Wait, did you really hurt my feelings earlier? How? Because you said that I'm a fat fuck. I did? No, when we were backstage, I had my shirt off. I'm looking at my body.

I'm on, currently on medicine that makes me hold on to weight. Gabba Penn, look it up. Your boobs are huge. And he was joking. So I'm on this, I know, and I'm on this medicine. And then Blake, I'm like, dude, I'm getting some weight. And you go, yeah, this is the fattest I've ever seen you No, I didn't say that and that could have stayed that age the fact that you fucking said that no that is no the fact that you said in front of the

Like you know this meant a lot to me tonight. Thank you Oakland for coming Oh, dude, he was just Sandering no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I love this, I love this because I actually have another take back. All right. I would love to take back the last 20 fucking years of our friendship because you fucking suck. Oh, fucking what the fuck? No, I wish it was DERS instead of add up

Fuck you, dude! Oh, fuck you, dude! Are you fucking getting me here? Yeah, fuck you, dude! Fuck you, dude! No, fuck you, I'm over there! No, no, no, I seriously fuck you! What are you gonna do about it?

Fuck you, dude! No, fuck you, no! Fuck you, no, no, no, no! Fuck you, dude! Fuck you! It's my whole town show, I'm- No, fuck you! What the fuck is going on, man?

You're on a whole-stage-no-unlocked-a-treat! I'm on a fucking train! I'm on a train! I'm on a train! Where's the exit? Show out no fuck what the fuck is I'm the one walking on say you Very slowly oh really you're walking up there Exit in this or you dumbass fucking even know how to get off the fucker stayed you dumb Fuck you stop my ass stop What stop Just stop for seconds to dumb to know how to fucking work. I just stop Just give me two seconds and stop for a minute. Hey Kyle Yeah, I'm gonna try to reconcile this, or I'm gonna have to hate my best friend forever.

Well I have a gift. Well I have a gift. I have a guitar in my hand, and I'm not afraid to use it. Please start. I'm looking out the window, watching rain fall down, for my best friend but he's nowhere around I can't wait until I can see you I'll pick up some steaks we can have a barbecue behead you, show me friends until the end

cause you're my or the fucking best friend you're my best friend you're best friend, you're my best friend You're my best friend, you're my best friend Until the day that I die, you're my best friend You are my best friend, you're my best friend Until the day that I die Looking at my window, watch a car drive by.

Just thinking about you and it makes me want to cry. I miss you so much since you've been away. Really? Other people start to think that I might be gay. Like your family. I just think you are really cool, dude. And sometimes at night, I see you in the stars. You're my best friend, you're my best friend.

You're my best friend, until the day that I die. You're my best friend, you're my best friend. You're my best friend, you're my best friend You're my best friend, until the day that I die You're my best friend, you're my best friend You're my best friend, until the day that I die You're my best friend, you're my best friend You're my best friend, until the day that I die Friendship fucking rules

And I love Oakland yeah, I'm so glad yours isn't here. Yeah fuckers. What does it? Massim epic give away It's just a Cuckard shirt to way Epic giveaway ladies and Junkers you guys fucking rock You guys fucking rock Oh, thank you for coming out right in the center Right down the pipe

You know that's for dead for it We fucking did this shit together That's fucking sick as fuck That's for sick as fuck. That's for the coke. My gosh, thank you so much, Oakland. Yes. This was such a fun show.

This made so much for these guys. Look at this. Show it up and show it up. Look at that. Look at that. I'm gonna come up. I'm gonna come up. And I am.

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