This Is Important - Ep 173: Live From San Diego: WaterBedTime Stories

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

Live from San Diego!  Today, this is what's important: Being stoked, Adam looking like a cop, John Cena, American Idol, whale's vagina, running away from home, Comic Con, childhood bedrooms, school memories, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm Daniel Tosh, host of new podcast called Tosh Show. I'll be interviewing people that I find interesting, so not celebrities. And certainly not comedians. We'll be covering topics like religion, travel, sports, gambling. But mostly, it will be about being a working mother. If you're looking for a podcast that will educate and inspire, or one that will really make you think, this isn't the one for you. Listen to Tosh Show in the i I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast,

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The American people need to know the truth. Listen to Who Killed JFK on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My name is Payne Lindsay. Throughout my career, I've had the chance to travel all over the place, investigating true crimes, researching the unexplained, you get your podcasts. There's something here, truly something going on. And honestly, just whatever the hell is on our minds. Wait a minute, we should be very happy with you. You want? This is Talking to Death. New episodes of Talking to Death are available now.

Listen on the IHART radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This is Important, a production of IHART radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically crucially important. Today on This is Important. You know when you're bare-knuckle boxing your father,

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So horny Oh my god San Diego, where the fuck you have? We love it. Oh bro. They're right here. Yeah. Can you really not see them? Oh? My god That was like a little scary on this end Blake. Why didn't you just say to them? They got them so riled up. I said San Diego Where the fuck you at? Oh? It's a little bit of a call and response Like where are you and they're like right here? Yeah, I'm like literally where are you?

I'm like here Blake's blind? They're playing Blake's blind. Blake's blind. Blake's blind. He would blind. Do you have your buzz balls? Do many buzz balls? Which guys normally I come out here with a bunch of buzz balls. We were told we can't throw buzz balls.

Yeah. Boom. Yeah. It's a bummer. I think it's safe to say none of us are gonna drive a Honda Civic Theater ever again. Yep. But that means that if they want to invite us back, we would love to come back. It's a beautiful theater.

We don't like it. We don't like it. We don't like it. We don't need to throw them. I just feel like it kind of goes against San Diego Brandi because this is the Norris city in the fucking world. But Blake, you just said about Oakland last night. No, no, no. You're called Oakland Norris.

No, it's a specific, no, it's a specific adjective. I would say it's between here and Phoenix. You think, okay. Hey, you know what? Hey, you know. Hey, I don't give a fuck. Okay. Okay.

Phoenix can't be more. You have to be by the ocean. Phoenix is definitely not NAR. No, see the difference. You're you're you have to be by the ocean to be NAR. No, you have to be. No, I definitely. Yeah, see.

Yeah, I agree. I agree. Phoenix is loco. Phoenix is loco. be by the ocean. I think stoke is reserved for the ocean. Stoke is real. I've been using stoke wrong for quite a while. Stoke? How does it stoke? I used stoke almost exclusively not about the ocean. How do you use stoke in a sentence for us please?

Yeah, like let's stoke this fire. No, like, oh, yeah, well that works. I'm stoked about the masculinity of the head of my dick. The head of your dick? You're having your dick in the headoo! An in-baskular I'll say that I'll say that much It's oddly colored Yes

It's purple It's dark It's a dark maroon I don't like you Sorry My bad You look at that and you go That'd be a nice color for a car

Right It's like Kyle's pants Yeah it's a little bit darker The head of my dick looks like it's been coughing for two minutes. Yeah. You're like, that's dick. If your dick walks on an airplane, you're like, we're all getting COVID again.

Fuck. We suck. Right. Yeah. Donatello, man. You got a Donatello dick. Yeah, it does machine. Leonardo Brain, Donatello dick.

Yeah, baby. Blake, what about the head of your penis? The head of my penis. Does it look like it's been coughing? Or? Mine looks like it needs air. Oh, it's actually like colorless. It's blue.

Yeah, it looks like a baby that's choking. Yeah, it's like I whip my dick out and people think it's a gender reveal party. Look, I'm excited. I blew. Well, I guess a boy, boy I think I don't know and where you're whipping your dick out in front of people yeah like at live shows I do it all the time yeah

I like that like you're listening at home right now he just whipped it out a lot of people got hurt he put it back in I like that the venues like you can't throw buzzballs but you can whip your dick out of Spaniard. No, they definitely didn't say that. No, I imagine it's like remember the in the movie like the doors when they would like go to or like an NWA. Wait, hold on a second. I rock biopics correct. So the doors, Jim Morrison did whip his dick out first.

Yeah, and then the cops arrested him. Right. I think that should happen tonight. If there's a police officer here, but did once, wait, Rick, whip his dick out, you have to arrest him. That would be the best thing to happen to the podcast. Yes. Yes.

I don't know if that would be the best thing. I think like, come on, maybe let me. Well, we were just saying that it sucks that none of us have like dope, like the coolest headshots of all are mug shots. That's true. And we don't have any. Right. So we need to start collecting.

That's not exactly true by the way. We're not doing gnar enough stuff. Yeah. And this is the gnar city. So let's fucking get arrested tonight. Yeah. All right. I just want to make it clear.

I'm not welcoming me still. I'm not welcoming that to me. I don't want to get arrested. Why not? I don't want to go to jail. You don't want to go to jail if you get arrested. Really? Yeah, you could just go like this and get the fucking...

Oh, I'm down to run with you, bro. That'd be sick. I did have a friend who got arrested. Amos and Anders had got cuffed behind and then like, that was good. Fucking got his legs in front and then was just running around being like you didn't do it right What other friends were like you're making this so much worse like they were ready to let him go and then he like snuck his legs through and was like Nanny nanny boo booing the police officers. He said you didn't do it right

He's drunk. You're bad at hand, caffeine. And they're like, we're great at police brutality. Yeah. What? The night stick slides. Yeah, fuck. And one for you, Kyle. Yes, thanks.

Thanks, Chris. There we go. Thank you. Thank you. Was that for Amos and Anders? Yeah, which is a cool reference. That's a movie, probably not a lot of people have seen. What is it? Nick Cage? Is Nick Cage in that flick?

Who's in Amos and Andrew? Dude, I had no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Amos and Andy? I think it's called Amos and Andrew, but I don't know, cares. I'll just take the points and shut the fuck up. Yeah, I'm gonna take the points and shut the fuck up. Let's just say, by the way, that sucks, dude. You shouldn't get points for fucking up a movie that no one saw on it.

I thought it was a cookie. I thought it was like famous Amos and then you just added and onters. By the way, I hate to say this. I'm pretty sure Amos Annie was like a radio show where two white dudes pretended to be two black friends. What? And now you're co-signing that with the Yes Points? I was talking about the movie about two people that were handcuffed.

And I don't know if one of them is hand-cuffed together. They were stuck together like this. Hey, don't bring me in. I know you're on your own here, pal. You're digging your own holes here, homie. Now I'm suddenly not stuck. Help me, God. That was very not-n-our-of-you. What is the name Amos, though? What fuck is now cuz I think it's fucking cool Good a all right there goes up there the guy in the 12th row just screamed it rhymes with anus Give

Fucking check out sir. It sure. Honey, we can leave now. I feel like this is a good place to get a rest. I feel like there's a lot of cops around, I feel. Or a lot of guys that you're like, I'm like, I fucking cop. Right. You know what they say? No, I'm just in the military.

Exactly. What's up with the military here? Are we here tonight? Military? Yeah. Where's our chat? They're like, no, we're not allowed to smoke weed. So, uh, yeah.

And we're not in your guys. Yo, military, if you're drunk tonight, thank you for your swerve-ness. Hey! Like that point. That's tight. That was very tight. Dude, now let me know if this is something that I should be proud of, because in the moment I was really proud of this.

Uh, last time I was at San Diego, I was at a Starbucks, and it was like a Starbucks for your outside, and I'm like kind of zoning out as hungover, and I'm waiting for my Starbucks like a walk-up window. And it used to be right in front of the US Grand Hotel, and now it's under construction. I've already checked it out. And there's like a guy there and he was just was wearing really super baggy basketball shorts. And I was thinking, I was like, man, you don't see guys sagging that low in basketball shorts. That was an era.

And I'm like, look at him go. He's rocking some like 1992 basketball shorts. Like as if he's like B bugs bunny and taz on that t-shirt where they just hold yeah oversized everything backwards Everything was real even even babs bunny had his slung low And so that's what I was thinking and this guy looks at me and he goes what the fuck are you looking at bro? And I go, oh nothing, sorry. And he goes, are you a fucking cop? Really? Yeah, to me. And I go, you think I could be a cop? Right, yeah, that's a badge of honor in the Midwest. Yeah, that's cool. Is that something to be proud of? No, because I told Anna our producer and she's like, no, that means you're a bitch dude. You're like a snitch right like that guy looked at you

And you're like don't I'm fucking trust this fucking punk, but to me I'm like no that means like I'm looking pretty swollen my shirt I'm wearing a shirt that's like a little too tight. You know how fat dudes do that we have to we have to But like no I'm in shape Um, why is my shirt so tight? I think it's more a comment on your haircut. You kind of have like a... High and tight, yeah. You kind of rock like a...

You do have a haircut. He has a John Cena haircut. Right. No, dude. No. John Cena has my fucking haircut, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Yes.

Fine. You don't see me. Oh, all right. I'll stand on that. Fuck, fine. You don't see me. No, no all right. I'll Stand I'll stand on that fuck John Cena You're saying that you had your you're I fucking hate John Wow, well, okay, can we get a spotlight? Can we get a spotlight on Adam to explain why he hates John Cena? Boy, this is yeah, give us this You can tell I mean it goes back and it's maybe because I love John Cena, but- But-

Wait, you know how you hate, you know, like, you hate something that you can't have? Sure. I do know what that's like. Where's this guy at? I fucking love. I hate Ferraris, right? Yeah. I fucking sucked it.

Right. So, no, so I was doing, it was a movie, you sucked it. Right. So, there we go. No, so I was doing, it was a movie, you played the Hollywood song, it was a fucking movie. I recorded this, it was a Ferdinand the Bull, this animated movie. And I was going to be the, I was going to be Ferdinand, dude. The fucking Bull. That, that doesn't want to do dastardly bullshit, he wants to sit on the hillside and just sniff flowers.

Like a good bullshed. Right. Right? Ferdinand, motherfucker, y'all read the books. Did you? Bullshit he wants to sit on the hillside and just sniff flowers like a good bullshed. Yeah Right Ferdinand motherfucker. Y'all read the books. Did you? Well the one book. It's one book. It's one book and like 11 pages. Oh, it's not a long book. No I like fuck with Ferdinand so I'm like I got the role. I recorded this for a year and a half Constantly I was Ferdinand the Bull I kept recording it and they're like, oh, it's so good, great job. And then a week later, they're like, yeah, we're gonna need you to come back in.

And then all of a sudden, they go, we don't need you to come back in. And I go, why? And they go, because John Cena is now playing fernando bull. Fuck that dude! So fucking sucks. That is so fucking fucking fucking fucking

whack yeah that is nothing to do with John Cena no because I have never even met the guy I'm sure he's perfectly fine but out of this no way but he has my haircut dude yeah yeah yeah I get him is fucking get him bro get him dude yeah so fuck John get him bro you know what I heard about John Cena, though, is that he calls around town, hit the music, please? Ah, sure. Oh, I'm going. Oh, Lee, what? He calls around Tinseltown, that's what I call it.

Yeah, you do. And he goes, now shut up, now shut the fuck up. And he shut the fuck up. And he goes, hey, I heard about that movie. Who's playing that guy? And he goes, OK, good to know. And when he called about he shut the fuck up and he goes, hey, heard about that movie, who's playing that guy? And he goes, okay, good to know. And when he called about Ferdinand, what? They said, oh, it's Adam DeVine, we're very happy about it.

And he goes, yeah, but what if it was me? Oh shit. Call me back in 24 hours. This is John Cena. And then he goes, Cena out. Yeah. Wait, so he goes, wait, he goes, you can't hear me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah goes you can't hear me

I'm waiting my hand in the phone right now they go pretty cool. So he He took your hair and then he took Ryan secrets secreced out from secrets. Yes, you guys are fucking thieves Seek Ryan secrets. Yeah, you said secrets. What are you saying Ryan is miss last name secrets? Ryan I would have a lot of dude I have a lot of questions for Ryan Hi, it's me Ryan secrets That's a great fucking I feel like I would fuck with that dude Ryan secrets Well, you want to go out on night on an tinsel towel. I wanna party with Ryan secrets.

Ryan secrets. So top, top, like when American Idol is at the top, dude you loved American Idol. You wouldn't shut the fuck up about American Idol. It's a well made television show. Yeah. American Dolls have talent. He would always come over and be like,

did you guys see David Archaleta? Yeah. Oh yeah. And we're like, you know, we didn't. He's like, Clay Aiken's actually really talented. I came in after Clay, because I truthfully didn't watch for a season. I'm like, why would I enjoy this? Then I caught maybe what season three?

Is that the stuttered? Is that Ruben's stuttered season? Oh, Ruben's stuttered. That might be, that's Clay Aiken that season two. Because it was like, Justin Guarinear. Yeah, Justin Guarinear. Oh, that was a Aiken that season two because it was like Justin Gworeini or yeah, Justin Gworeini That was a bad that was a bad era for me when Justin Gworeini was in the news. Yeah, for sure Because I also was just beginning the long hair transition Like what Blake went through like a really awkward

22-year period Yeah, the Guarini phase. Yeah. And my hair was from my Afro was starting to fall and sort of part. Blake looked like truly when I first met Blake he looked like a worse-looking version of Ice Spice. Right. He looked like I At big Melting But like in those years in the 2000s I feel like the TMZ era of whatever that was was just Ryan Seacrest at the club getting wild. Okay, and just watching him tow the line of like interviewing true psychos and being like wow you were just Unbelievable in there. I've never seen anything like that looking at the camera going like you know what the fuck I mean, but them going like thank you Ryan Seacrest thinks he's never seen anything like me before

Thank you. I put my heart out. He's talking to his talking to his camera to you at home Okay, and be like this guy was insane. Right. It was William Hung, right? Right. Yes. Oh, she bang, she bang. She bang, I was like, I have to move to Hollywood. Right. I was like, I got a shot.

Yeah, man. I don't know. I just feel like Secret's Gibson. I feel like if your name is Ryan Secrets, you always have something in your ass. That's your secret? Yeah, you're like, fuck, fuck, I don't, I want to smoke this joint with you, but I don't have a lighter and he's like, you want to know a secret?

Fuck it. You want to know a secret? I want to know a secret. The secret's out. It's a zip-o, he just has to do this Right to come down the pant leg He's opening the flame from his butthole. Yeah, there's butthole. Yeah, you took it on the pan like but I'm right there with you in the butthole Yeah, and so you got to get close you got to get that's why we're better friends wait the flame is coming out of his butthole Yes, Kyle. He does this

Fucking follow along and a bitch He does this fucking follow along and if it's gross I don't know we were there man Dude he keeps things in his ass hole That's one of his many secrets I heard that part so why would it go down his pant like he's not shitting it out? How do you even know he's wearing pants Kyle? I thought that the lighter was falling out of his butt hole But he had to hide it

This is crazy, this is crazy I'm so sorry. I like to. What he would do is he would slightly gape. As one does, he would lightly gape, shift appropriately, flip open the little latch, hit the flint with the rim. Then do the rim. With the rim.

That's what I want to know. He's flipping the flint with the rim. That's one of his many secrets loose I can't I thought I mean you took it to another level I thought the secret was I carry lighters in my butthole. Yeah, well I'm saying is a lot of you took it to like this is like a cartoon thing. You think I thought we were fucking grounding this in reality Oh, I guess I guess we're not I'll take it. Okay. Have you seen any of our comedy? We're not grounding it I must have missed it. I also like to back to reality. Have you seen any of our comedy? We're not grounding it in our channel. I must have missed it. I also like to think that like this is the discussion

that breaks up our friendship forever. Right. What fucking universe are we in? You know what the fuck you do? What can you do? You're off the project. He's off the project. Wait, but real quick, just to like back to opening your butthole,

do you guys remember when you were a kid? Back to fun stuff. and like I had an Autumn in growing up no big deal. Oh, okay, and you'd watch TV like this and then your butthole would just go And you'd be like well, I'm watching Durekis Castle, but suddenly something very entertaining is happening back here and then you're like fart and then you're like, fart. And then you go, yeah. And you fart again. And then I'm in a fart.

It's just kind of like a full, it's male quefine. It's what it is. Yeah, well, it's anybody quefine. Oh, yeah, cause did you know girls have bottles? No! Wait, what? Sorry. Uh, that's an adress.

Normally I follow you on this journey, but it's not based in reality. I don't remember my Do you grow up with an ottoman? I guess I have an ottoman. Oh, well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sucking Aaron to his butthole and then let it out. And this guy was your mother. This guy was my mom, yeah. I'm just going based on the crowd here tonight. I heard some like uncomfortable giggles because you guys know what I'm talking about. But can you still do it? Can you still like summon Aaron to your asshole? If you hold a sheet of paper 10 feet away,

I can suck it right in there. See, now this is the kind of stuff I want to learn about the bud. If you hold up the entire daily times, dude, this is under kind of stuff I want to work about but if you love the entire daily times dude This is under secrets right here The secrets now that is some senjaya shit I love that he's been sitting over there with that in the chamber like say no did the senjaya joke now No, I'm waiting for my moment. I didn't want to send you on that

I also I feel like 60% of the crowd is like who the fuck is he? No, I'm waiting for my moment. I didn't want it. I didn't want it. I didn't. Also, I feel like 60% of the crowd is like, who the fuck is this arm? But he's telling himself, they're gonna know. They're gonna know. They're gonna know. Who's in Gia? I'm guessing it's an American idol.

Because you got it. And it's a Gia man or woman. San Gia was a young boy who is almost, I don't use spirit animal as a thing because it sounds stupid and it is offensive apparently but like spirit animal Sanjaya use same guy dude. I have big Sanjaya energy. Yes We're like everything's funny you laugh at everything because you're just like Because he came out wait is that why Blake giggles so much?

Yes, boys, holy shit wait, is that why Blake Giggles so much was going over there? Yes, points. Holy shit, wait, that's how... Is that points? Okay. Yes, points. It's that okay. Guess I'm just okay.

But why do you laugh? It's not funny. Well, we're saying it's not funny. It's not funny, dude. I'm just drunk. Okay, fair enough. Hi, I'm Daniel Tosh, host of a new podcast called Tosh Show, brought to you by I Heart Podcasts. Why am I getting into the podcast game now?

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The End of the Video Dude, last time we had chosen Oakland or wherever you get your podcasts. Dude, last time we had chosen Oakland and I know we're gonna get to that level tonight, dude. But yeah, I got kicked out, he punched someone on the way out. A guy puked someone pissed themselves. We don't need to punch anybody tonight. Let's not do that. Hey, don't do that. I don't know if you're rockin' roll, fuck you.

If you don't fuck if you're rock and roll fucking anger yourself send Diego so the the San Diego post anchor man whales vagina like whales vagina nice that is science are we are we cool with that or not it's science you have to be cool with that. What's so like, if you speak Spanish, are you like, these fucking white people? What is happening? What is happening? What is happening?

What is happening? Now it's cool because I'm a movie super old now, but now like young Gen Z kids are like, oh my God, that's a classic and you're like, I am so old. They're like, breakfast at Tiffany's. But I feel like in the moment, it had to have been a nightmare. I also, the amount of.

But it's still things, it's still a thing people say. Yeah, but now it's like a throwback. It's why people still fuck with us because they're like, yeah, I remember when these guys had a TV show. Right, right, right. That was cool. Every night, I like that. It reminds me of a fun time from the past.

Yeah, I used to like my life back when those guys had a TV show. It seems like me now what happened. Right, but what is a whale's vagina called? A whale's vagina? It's called a whale's vagina. What is it called? It's a special name. Animals, vaginas are just called that animal's vagina.

It's a mammal's pussy. I feel like Thank you doctor. Thank you. It's a mammal. I feel like if your dick is like sick enough as an animal They call it something different like isn't like a dick is sick enough No, let go let him continue Blake like cuz it's like your bulb is blue cock Yeah, isn't like a whales dick called like a dong. Oh you mean like a whale's dick called like a dog? Oh, you mean like a dog? A dog. A dog.

I don't know if my grandma Arvela taught me that. She did? Arvela was a down-ass chick. Yeah. She's like, I used to gobble an entire door. Nucket grandma. No, I was like, call my sister a dog. And she's like, I wouldn't call her that if I were you.

Right. And then she goes, that means a whale stick. And you're like, yeah, then she's a girl. Yeah, I'm going to call that all the time. She's a fucking whale stick. Our fella. Is that one of the old animals that has its own name for a dick? A dog.

Yeah, the dog. Something else. Something has it. It's all like little kid slams. It's like knitwit is like a squirrel car. Yeah. Yeah. Knitw a squirrel car. Yeah. Yeah. Knit wit's good.

Yeah. Dumb bow is a elephant's god. Yeah. He inserts the knit wit. Disney got in a lot of trouble for that actually. I feel like door, the little mermaid. There was like a like it's ocean expo, an ocean expedition.

And like the fucking sailor guy in charge of everybody was drunk and they were like, whoa is that the whales penis? He's like, yeah, this is big ol' fucking dark. And they're like, doorknake and he goes, yeah, sure. And then the textbooks were written and all the scientists were like, that's good. We're using that. That's why we all got a home story. You guys all got a home story. Oh, we all have to. What did you found to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to I'd be like and count those tiles while you're at it bitch Okay, you're gonna need 40 tiles this way and 75 tiles that way can't I'm up why you buckle a man?

You bitch whoa, why didn't you cry about it? Are you calling your children bitch? Yeah, he's a good father at school nonetheless That's but it's you that you do that so they develop tough skin so they go out in the world They're like you think bitch hurts my feelings? Yeah. I barely, I'm planning the murder of my father. I like that there's, I also like that. There were people like super cheering for you doing that. Like, yep, my parents call me bitch.

Look at me. I know, there's some tough love lovers in the audience. I like a little too much. No, I like that. I mean, sometimes you gotta hold them underwater. Yeah, yeah. My family wouldn't, I was never grounded when I was a kid. My dad and my uncles would make fun of me so much that I would never do whatever I just

did ever again. Oh, really? That shit's important. So they taught you humiliation technique and that's how I'm going to parent. Yeah, that's right I'm gonna parent yeah you stupid fuck it yeah fucking yeah I'm gonna be a great father few months few months from now yeah yeah I grew up in a ground and pound house

yeah your ground that was the first UFC fighter. Yeah, he was. He was Ken Shamrock. Essentially. What do you mean by that? My bare bottom ass was the oxygon. What the fuck? Yeah.

You good? Yeah, you good? Wait, are we out there live? Yeah. There's like, what are you? 200, 500 people here. You good? San Diego knows what I'm talking about. What are you? 2,500 people here. You good. San Diego knows what I'm talking about.

You know when you're, you know when you're bare knuckle boxing your father, but you're eight and he's 50. You know, too real. You know when he, you know when he opens a big garage door and says you can go if you can get past me. Right? Good luck. Why? Because you were running away. Did you guys run away a lot of children? I tried to go away. Yeah, I tried

to go away in my car once and did you say go away? Yeah, I tried to drive away. But he just said run away and then you changed it to go away. Well, I guess he was driving. So you're not going to run away in a car. No, I was so fucking pissed. I'm like, I'm leaving. I'm leaving, I'm never coming back. I'm asking for my fucking car. Were you like 28? What the fuck? No, it was like 17. Okay, see, it's not.

Well dude, we're talking about it. There's no more running away when you're 17. That's just leaving the house. Yeah. True, I was trying to move out. No, I'm trying to do a little kid. Kyle, you tell me when you went to college? You can literally go to the courthouse and be like, I'm wanted to be emancipated. And a judge would be like, I don't to a little kid. You tell him when you went to college? You can literally go to the courthouse and be like,

I'm wanted to be emancipated. And a judge would be like, I don't give a fuck. I was freaking see you. My real Adam, I did run away. I went to college. That's what we mean, right? Yeah, I'm gonna go to Thanksgiving and then I'm gonna run away from my family after that.

And go back home. Yeah, after five days, I'm running away. No, but my dad fucking, I was all stoked to run away and I go into the car and I start to fucking stoked. He, the car wouldn't start. Stoked is actually a walrus' dick by the way. The dude fucking pulled the spark plugs out of my car

so that I couldn't leave. Oh, what? Yeah. Like he had gone out there, he knew I was gonna leave and he went out, popped the hood, pulled the spark plugs out and then I couldn't start my card I would if it was fucking genius. That's it. It's not genius. That's that's weird That's like the beginning of it was cool

But there's lunches visible man movie Just let your kid run away. I guess I mean he's 17 years old. I'd be like okay, you bitch. Yeah Also the shit you've been living here for free. That's true. 17 years. Give me a break. He disassembled your automobile. Yes, he did.

Yep. Please tell me, please tell me he did some cool ass shit. Like you got in the car and he's like, you're not going to get very far without. That's it, dude. That's it. And I'm like, what is that? Yeah, you're like, I have no idea what you just dropped on the ground.

What is that? You're like, what is it? But watch how fast I can run and then you run with your arms behind your back away. Right. Shinobi. I'm like, it's too bad. What's the new thing?

Because Shinobi was the first time I ever saw that shit. But now, Blake, you know. I believe it's Naruto. Right. And is that the same place where women cross their eyes? Oh, no, that's just porn hub. Okay, thank you. I just wanted to clear that up.

Yeah, wouldn't that become such a thing? I'm like, wouldn't it like a brain dead ladies become like a sexual thing? It's always been a thing. Oh. Bro, when Blake's getting done, Blake's getting dumb when he goes like this. And then you do the... Oh! And then you...

But you are so nasty. Just cross. Bro, that's some straight, senjaya shit I pull. Nah, dog. That's some David Archie let him. I don't even know who that is. What's crazy, living in LA, you do meet like ex-American idol people like at parties and stuff. Yeah, hell yeah.

They're on that ride and you're on that same ride. This is when you see like super old people that are like friends with random, because they became celebrities at the same time. Like kid from kid and play in Bill Mar are like best friends. Right. And you're like 69, dude. How did this happen? And then you realize they must have like the same Coke

dealer in the 80s for sure. And they for sure were in those good orgies from the 90s. That good, good big push. Yeah. Those different decade. Yeah, orgies in bush! Yeah. Yeah. Different decade. Yeah. Orgis in the- That's true.

Orgis in the 90s were fucking sick. Well, have you been to Orgis now? I'm sure they're good. Yeah, they kind of are lacking. What's going on with you, Vinda Orgis? Talk about this. Speak on it. Speak on this.

We get a spotlight on Black. I'm like, speak on these Orgis that you can see. You got a spotlight here. Well, I thought you said Welsh Corgis. Spotlight on black on I'm like speak on these oranges that you can spotlight here Well, I thought you said Welsh Corgis no, no spotlight on Blake the one with the hair Let's just say What what happens in Comic-Con stays in Comic Con stays in Comic Con? I don't know. Hey, that's a cap out. No, this dude is probably in a cosplay.

Yo, what'd you do? This dude fucked the Avengers in shit. We don't know what Blake does after 2 a.m. in Comic Con. Bro, this dude fucked all the expendables. Bro, I had all the infinity stones up my ass. Oh, see, it grits out. Dude, the infinity ga up my ass. Oh, see, it breaks out. Dude, the infinity gauntlet was like, you're right.

Dude, you know what? Hagrid from Harry Potter fucked Sailor Moon that night. You know those fucking big ass Hulk hands? Yeah. I had that shit in my bussy. Oh, dude. With a B. Get the spotlight off me, please.

No more spotlight, no more spotlight. Of course, spotlight. Go please. No more spotlight. No more spotlight. No more spotlight. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. I'm like, sweet talk about Comic Con. Comic Con, I'm just thinking about it. Yeah, I wonder if actual San Diego natives like Comic Con? They're like, oh, you hate it?

Or if they're like, Jesus, he's freaks. Right. No, they're stoked. They're like, this is the one time a year. Well they're here. Right. They're here. You could just ask it. I guarantee you that. They're like, it's the one time a year. Well, they're here. Right. They're here. You could just ask them. I guarantee you that people here

like, one time I beat up this steampunk chick. And that's not OK, guys. So we used to come to Comic Con a lot for Workaholics, even like before Workaholics. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We came and we treated it like the spring breaks we never had.

Is that fair to say? Yeah, I never had a spring break. I didn't have a spring break either, too busy swimming. Yeah. I never had that. And it was just like a four day blackout. I'm still good. Yeah, some of our interviews back then,

because the show wasn't like, it hadn't even come out the first time we came right and we're giving interviews I remember the first red carpet we're just blackout you see it on our eyes we're like right right well we we've talked about that so new so new to people looking at us and we had to beg to get on that carpet no no the remember the PR girl goes uh and it's always sunny and Philadelphia. Oh fuck that's right. Yeah, that's right And then we get it go on there and then the photographers are like, I don't know if this is right They were they just we got lumped in with sunny and then we were like, that was so cool You guys like we were watching you guys we have a show coming on like a month is basically ripping you guys off

And like it's nobody like we like you guys you guys are cool and they were like, okay, just go into the party Yeah, and we did and we did and we did we got into the party and what was cool is like six years later I met the broad city girls at a party and they came up to yeah yeah they came up to me and they were like hey so we got a show coming out it's basically ripping off you guys and we're really like you guys and we think it's so cool that we're meeting you guys and I can't wait to get in this party. Right. And I go get it the fuck in this party. You know what's cool? I heard you, you told me that story and then I was like, oh cool and then the show came out and there was zero references to us and it was mostly the Louis references, so how'd that work out? Oh, nice, cheers.

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And then there's us, brand new to the scene, not really knowing the power of an open bar. And no, how do I know that? We're going down with this. It's going to run out at some point. Right. It was holding like six vodka sodas each. Yeah, man.

You get drunker faster if you drink vodka. Right. Yeah. You're playing it like one of those big Flutes that are like I knew it was bad when we were so drunk that like Tom Green was like you guys are fucked up. Oh, yeah I'm gonna that with no children and I was just like You're the gorn everybody! Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Secret out he showed them last night in Oakland. He did it. He did it. And by the way, just as translucent as you thought they were. Yeah. It was like looking into an aquarium. Oh shit.

You know when you're a kid, when you're a kid and you put those like lone-ed-er stars on your ceiling? Yeah. Adults do it too. That's what examples look like. Adults do it too. Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go That's what examples look like We do we do we do those stars were the fucking shit that was like Yeah, just like pieces of plastic. Yeah, they were I like pieces of plastic Then you stuck up there. Yeah, but like you can't bend over them like an ottoman in front no No, I always wish I could a little different than an ottoman where you can gap your but hole That's a seven-year-old. Yeah, I guess it's a little different than that. I just like it in my money's worth, you know

I mean how about this voyage hard I see. I wonder where I could put this. It's pretty good stuff. Yeah, no my whole room was covered in that shit. Your whole? My whole room. Yeah, what were your what was your childhood room decorated in? Oh, this is perfect. I love this. I want to hear it. I love this. I want to hear it. This is a lot of fun. He was a lot of stuff that I stole.

OK. What a, like, it was like what? Just a bunch of fucking car stereos. Dude, it was, it was a lot of like a car stereos. Like a fabric, a fabric and a thing. What are we talking about? No, it was a, I stole like all these I'm not a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

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Where's that collection now? Dude, my mom goes, we kept it all. And like, one of the last times I went home, I was like, well, then let's see it, bitch. Right. And she's like, where did I put that? And I'm like, because you fuck it through it away the second I moved.

Oh, that's right. I would never do that. And then she found some pez and there was like 11. And I'm like, I had over 500 pez in my collection. This is not all the time. Did you really? Yeah, I had great question. I have the spider man that the eyes popped out

and it didn't have feet. Pre-fe feet. What? I had before there was even flavor. They just were mint. Oh I don't even have heads to add them chill Now that does suck when your mom fucking sells shit that's well she didn't sell it Crazy place you know when your don't know any crazy place. You know when your mom's out there selling stuff and you wish she wasn't.

Dude, my mom sold my first car without asking and it fucking pissed me off, dude. Jesus. What car? This is fucking car. Why is my car? What's with your family and your transportation? I don't know.

I'm just putting it in a good way. Yeah, my mom actually fucking sold my scooter out from underneath me. It's fucked up. Sucks, dude. Fucking sucks. Oh, my mom actually fucking sold my scooter out from underneath me. It's fucked up. Sucks, dude. Fucking sucks. Oh, I didn't. You cry about it.

I looked down to the sun. Obviously, I am. I'm in a weird spot. I woke up with a price tag on my feet one morning. Wait, so you had 500? I didn't, I knew you collected. So I thought like 7580. That's a time.

Well, how do you display 500? Did you not? I had full How do you display 500? Did you not full display cases of 500? Yes, I had multiple display cases in my bedroom So will you like you go up to every one store and then the different toppers that you put on that have like Like onion and lettuce and it's like a Star Wars theme And then I had different ones that you could slide off and on I had like looney tunes and Star Wars And then I had different ones that you could slide off and on. I had like looney tunes and star wars. Dude, I was a fucking door.

So there's a big, if you remember, the big fucking blue cases, and then they had the little boxes that you slide out, and then they're all filled. And there was like 50 a box. And then I had them all full. So wait, let's hide my drugs inside the case, because you just have to pick it up. You guys want to come over for some pezz. And then I also hit hide my drugs inside the case because you just had to pick it up. You guys would've come over for some pezz.

And then I also hit my beer underneath there, but that's also where the heating vent was. So then I go to bring the beer out. We were gonna drink beers in the park, and it was 85 degrees. These beers were fucking, and they were also bushlights, so it's already kinda stuck in here.

And we're like 15 years old, so we're all like, oh yeah, this is good. Right, but you know what, it's already kind of stuck. And we're like, 15 years old. So we're all like, oh yeah, this is good. Right. But you don't have any better. Dude, drinking beer is so cool. Dude, I'm so cool right now. And it also, so are you. So they were tucked away, like they were tucked away

in like essentially like a plastic filing cabinet of sorts. No, you, have you been to the store and seen all the peas in the blue container? Adam, I'm sorry. I don't have a visual. I know you spent a lot of time explaining this, but I do not have a visual of what to talk about. Like, what trophies and ribbons look like.

I just don't know what, you know, like, dude, I fucking hate you. You fucking think. The thing is, I didn't just collect it because I'm a nerd, which I am, but I was a crippled boy. So, I was, was I funny. I was. It's pretty funny. And so, I was a nerd, which I am, but I was a crippled boy. So, I was, was that funny. I was. It's pretty funny. And so, I was a crippled boy.

I was hit by a symmetric as a kid. And so, when you're hit by a cement truck, which happened a handful of times where people will, they brought, you got hit by a cement truck, a handful of times? No. Yeah, you always told us just once. Yeah, just once.

Okay. Yeah, hit by a hand. There's a little cement truck. guy who kept driving around the neighborhood. He's gonna pop his old fuckers. There he is. It was the fucking, it was the mayor of America. Yeah, his brother's the mayor. He's still walking, get him.

That's the little sign stealin' piece of shit. This time after you hit him back over the mother of your fucking dumps of cement on his pissboard. Piss on stuff. So when you're like a cripple kid, you can't give them a basketball, which the driver of the cement truck gave me. Well, but that's inspiring.

He's like, no, no. Someday you'll dunk and you're like, that is not at all how he framed it, dude. I mean, I'm in full traction in the hospital. My legs are up like this. I'm in a bone. Like Bruce Lee? With pins in my knees Fucking messed dude and then he comes in with the basketball and he's like huh and I go

Kind of punking him right right right and cuz I'm all morphineed up so I'm feeling good And I'm like what am I gonna do with this and then he goes oh Jesus Christ. Oh man, really? He's just trying to get out of the law. So I didn't keep a job. He goes, this guy's this little boy's 11, what do you want 11 year old boys like? Basketballs.

So then my mom, like someone gave me a pez, and I go, this is kind of cool. And my mom goes, he likes pez. Right. He likes pez, get him pez. But then you liked it. Yeah, and then you're like, you have, suddenly you, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, I recollection it was that spider man that the eyes popped out I also had the pezz gun that was from the 60s that shot and it shot it so fast that it You might poke your eye out

Let's go and then I also had the the super old ones that were the the mint Flavor yeah, you but that's just the inside right look like what it looks like? What did it look like? Yeah, so it was without a head. Oh. It was like a numb. It was kind of like slated up. I'm listening. Yeah, it's just numb. It's a mint holder.

This is cool. This is cool. I didn't realize they made ones with heads. This is cool. I like the fucking pezz as a mint holder. I didn't know it started like that. That's cool. Hey, we're lying to some, you thought this is all going to be butthole talk?

We're going to go a deep dive into my pez history. Yeah. And this pez stand for something, or is it short for something, or is it... That I die. Is it like a thing you should talk about for a long time on a podcast or something? So penis. Penis. Penis ejaculation.

Zaddy. Penis back people. Zaddy. Yeah. For me it was a penis is ejaculation sad Yeah, that's what it was back when they were meant that was back when they were meant I started out on his death bed. He's like To his like youngest daughter who's like gonna inherit the whole fucking whatever. She's come to me. Yes. Yes, grandfather

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Listen on the iHeart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast Well, did you guys have any weird collections? I also collected like Like I also collected berries skin poison the areas the skin of my neighbors No, I had I had poisonous berries in a neighbor's tree that I would pick and smash and made like a Nickelodeon Gack type. Right. The kind that I got. And then I sold it to the neighborhood kids.

Yeah. And then they got like really sick. Right. Because you were essentially fermenting stuff and they were drinking it. I didn't know why I didn't say eat it, but you know kids be crazy. Kids be either like, what does this taste like? And. And you know kids got crazy. Kids be either like, what does this taste like? And... And...

And, uh... You know, kids got really, really sick. I think we talked about this because in like six grade, me and my homies, he shouted buzz balls. Very cool. Yes, I wish, too. I wish, yeah. Me and my homies, do you guys remember this set, Old I Am?

Um, you would kick the can down the street. Uh, there was a little... I remember the first car. A little too, it was called a horseless carriage. It was a bagel. A little tube of like, like plasticky, squeezy schmutz. And there was a straw.

And you'd poke the straw in it and like blow the bubbles. Oh, I know what you're talking about. And then you could, then you would seal it, right? Yes, exactly. So we went to the store, took all the straws off,

took like the label off. Don't say when hailed it into your butthole. Listen, right? Yes, exactly. So we went to the store, took all the straws off, took the label off, and we went around. Don't say when hailed it into your butthole. Listen. No, no, that's just where your brain goes. That's called boofy. And we would, we sold it to kids as a drug you would huff. Oh, shit. But it wasn't.

You couldn't get high. But then everyone all week long was like, dude, I got super fucking high, huffin' that shit. Can I get more and then like some kid told the vice principal Who who was called the flash Who was a Reverend on the weekend and a vice principal During the week that we were drug dealers and we got brought in and he was like what is this shit? And we were like it's it's this thing. It's the toy fucking. It's not drugs and he was like Don what is this shit? And we were like, it's this thing, it's the toy, fucking, it's not drugs.

And he was like, don't give me that cerebral shit. After we like, call them sir. And then we basically got like a free sermon. And, oh nice, we're suspended. That's cool. Why did they call him the flash? Was he like super fast? He was like a local track legend.

I thought maybe he like flashed his dick to kids You're principal the the flash This dude. Hey, you know who he was do so at my middle school Martin Luther King day was a week okay, and it was like Assum all day assembly after assembly after assembly and it was off the fucking chain You're your school sounds so much cool. It was so fucking good We had like dance troops come in we had like wrapping police officers come in and before and He would calm the crowd of like rowdy-ass kids at the beginning of the assembly every time by just going

going. Okay, but then Martin Luther King week he would go King King and everybody would shout that shit it was fucking lit. And then you'd come back to school the next week and be like this shit fucking sucks. Can we chant these again? It was so good. Can we get that going here? We didn't have the end game. We're down the flash, Michelin. Can we do this? Yeah, absolutely. Give me a hell of a gun.

Yeah. King. King. King. King. King. King. Oh my god, I love it.

I love it. This is having flashbacks to high school. Flashbacks. That's very funny. Oh shit. Yes, boys. OK. OK. OK. This is having flashbacks to high school. Flashbacks. That's very funny. Shit. Yes, boys. Okay.

Dude, we didn't have anything like that. We just had a guy that was covered in tattoos head to toe and we called him, he's, he's like, call me Mr. Tattoo. And really sure. And then he was like, don't do drugs guy. And he was like, look at me. I've made some mistakes. That's fucking cool.

Yeah, do you trust me, people? The teachers booked him twice in my four years in high school. And it was on my freshman year, my junior year. They like, forgot they booked him twice. And then I see in a second time, I'm like, I just saw this fucker. There's not one other guy in Omaha that could scare us into not doing meth. Yeah, what's up? I love that assembly though where he's like kids let's talk about prison rape

We had a we had a chicken high school who like had HIV Like like talk about safe sex she came in to talk about safe sex and she's like, like, as a, like, we talk about safe sex. She came in to talk about safe sex. And she like, for me, she for real, like, walks down the aisle and was like, you know, like,

hey, it's gonna be here, and she's like, stand up to one like, child. And she's like, and she goes, she's like, you like what you see here? And she was attractive. And then she was like, you would hit this see here? And she was attractive.

And she was like, you would hit this, huh? And you see all the teachers just go like, oh boy, oh boy. And she's like, well, guess what? I have HIV. So if you fuck me, now you got that. And then she comes back to stage and starts to just give an entire assembly like, you think you could run around fucking whoever you want. and I'm like,

actually, you know what? You come fuck me right now. Oh, dear, you, you want to know it? I'll teach you how to get a car launch, like, free ride to just do her thing because the message is strong. Oh, you're so much cooler than mine, dude. Yeah, your school is really cool.

You have a live sex show for assembly? Yeah, it was dope. That's fucking cool. I hit this. I thought my school was cool, because we got hot pockets one year and I was like, yes! Wait, but you guys had the,

you guys both had the cool thing that I didn't have, which was like the stage DUI situation. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're the grim reaper. Do you guys know about this? Yes, this was like the stage do you I oh the every Faction minutes dude. Yeah, where the Grimm you guys know about this. Yes, this was like this was to teach no fucking don't drunk drive and so like the Grimm Reaper would come into your class yeah literally like dressed up with the

sickle and everything and say like you yeah yeah point at you and then you got fucking taken out of class And they like mark you they mark you they put it like a black X on your cheek I actually got taken out of class Yeah, and then we had to go spend the night at a fucking like another place we got taken physically out of school was overnight No, we got taken to this center conquered place. What did they do to you man? Dude, I remember it was just like who else don't

get the spotlight on him, please. Yeah. I What you can complete overnight. San Diego has you. Yeah, no, that's what it was. We got pulled out a class. What's up? What's up? What's up? We got pulled out a class and taken to the center of town in this fucking teen center thing and we spent the night and there was Kyle What just embrace the spotlight, dude? I see you shine away from it. No, no, no, I mean, I love it. Yeah, I don't mind it. Yeah It's all gravy just embrace it

But there was it was the messaging was kind of tough because we knew we weren't dead and There was well. Yeah, yeah, but there was girls there and the girl all you were trying to do was like fucking finger bang and make out with the other constantly every moment of the day go ahead yeah And then we fucking and then the next day so you spent the night the next day, they stage a fucking car crash on the field. Right. The football field. And you're like, how did this car get here? What's your dad in charge of all of this?

Ah, no, my dad was not. It's like, no, my dad, like, they went to my parents house. You wanna run away, you bitch? Here it is. Here it is. They fucking went to my parents' house. They had a cop and a coroner go to every kid's house and say, we're sorry, but your son or daughter

has died in a car accident. It was so fucking real. That's what they said to your parents. Your son or daughter. We're not sure about it. Go either way. That was a strange time. They're like, why?

Because the body is so man-gold and it's like, no, we just couldn't find his dick. I hadn't sprouted your daughter with a giant glitter. Son with a very small penis is dead. Yeah, we could keep this on. This was tight. What's up? Hey, what's up? No, we didn't have that, dude. We just had, they came into our class.

Take it off. And they put it, I was stoked, because I also was a chosen one to be murdered. Yeah, it was fucking cool. I think they went to the problematic children, by the way. Probably. They looked at me and they were like, this one. He's going to drink and drive.

And it was like the leaders. It was the leaders. It was the way. You think it was like the leaders. It was the leaders. It was the way. You think it was the social leaders? It was so cool. No, I think it was the kid that they look at you and they go, you're gonna be an issue here and about a couple years.

Yeah, they knew it. Small weed everyday. They ex my face and they were like, I was stoked because I was chosen, so I'm like, oh shit. I'm like, yeah, so this is tight. They ex your face and then they go, and you can't talk the rest of the day And it was like the first period so now you're just walking around school being like

Yeah, see that's whack and guys. I don't know if you know this Adam invented texting that day. Yeah, he was like Somebody give me a phone. Yeah, you see how there's little letters on the top What if we just use that to communicate my real name is Adam Motorola What if we just use that to communicate? My real name is Adam Motorola. Oh shit. That's a hard ass name. Okay, I got it. Did they do the car crash for you on the field and stuff as well?

Did they stage the car crash because they picked like, no, we all went to like the commons area and late we all just like. Right, right. Yeah, they're like, this many kids die in Omaha every year. And we're like, not that many. March does, there's like 40 kids, dad. You're like, for us, it was every 38 minutes HIV Jizz gets shot out.

And they would shoot Jizz on your face. And you couldn't, you couldn't talk for the rest of the day. No, dude, you couldn't lick it. You couldn't lick it. You want to because it was just frosting. It was just, yeah, it was crispy creams frosting. So you're like, kind of good. You want to lick it so bad, but you can't because this HIV

is you weren't allowed to. So you're like, I want to taste it. Leave it on there. Leave it on there. Leave it on there. All day, all day. Home, stop touching your giz you have eight Yeah, that is so you are so dull that's cool that they just made you guys do planking that's really cool

You're just like yeah, we're all just like it's actually corpse pose Let's Yeah, let's fucking bring planking back that shit was floor. Oh, that's just the floor dog. I'm just doing the shape. Well, you're just being yourself. That's not really it. I think just being the shape. No, he legit wants to do it on the table, but he is afraid of it.

I'm just doing it on the table. I'm just doing it on the table. I'm just doing it on the table. I'm just doing it on the table. I'm just doing it on the table. I'm just doing the shape. Well, you're just being yourself. I'm just being the shape. No, he legit wants to do it on the table But he is afraid. Okay. Yeah, there we go It's so nice. That's great. Now, did you keep it hold it hold it? Yes, hold it Okay, for the rest of the show already shaking

to the show. Already shaking. Already shaking. But she is pretty good dude. I'm actually proud of you. That's that's some sick core strength. I'm just looking for some other shit to plank. Dude, what can I fucking play? Body by pickleball right here. Hey, you guys remember when Kyle had short ass blonde hair on the show? Man, that was a tight era. And so, do we like this better? Do we like this better? Yeah, what do we think? Do we like the long hair? Because I'm actually a little bit fucking,

sometimes this shit fucking pisses me off. No, not long. And I want to cut the fucking, I want to cut it. I did you, did you grow along because you're like, I am thinning, so I want to have long hair one more time. Or do you, Oh you grow along because you're like, I am thinning, so I wanna have long hair one more time or do you, oh because I'm bald, yes, exactly. I figured I was gonna lose it, so might as well go fucking long now.

So long, Michael, this is the best. The best is when someone's like totally bald, but somehow they still have long hair. You're like, that's the best. Well, that's what I kinda thought, I thought I'd be at a skull it by now, but I'm not even close. It's fucking sucks. You're doing all right.

It's hanging in. What? What's up, bro? No, you're hanging. You're hanging in there, dude. What did your childhood better look like? My child, you know what? I painted a fucking happy face.

It was all black. The whole thing was painted black. It was just an anarchy symbol in like the fucking devil was me I was dude. I was all hot topiced out like 100% I had fucking I had drip candles. I had fucking And wait for somebody who never had a candle Uh, what's a drip candle as opposed to just a candle? Well, a drip candle was something that it burned, it melted in rainbow colors. It was like, it was like, as it burned, it turned into different colors. Yeah, so you put it in like a bar or something like that, and then it would fuck like a whole.

But you still got a night ganky candle, right? No, hot topic, I was at hot topic all the fucking times. Yes, I remember we were there together. We were there all the time. We would buy Ravens Revenge. Ravens Revenge. Okay. What's that? What's that? What's that? Ravens Revenge is like hardcore fucking pixie dust. Yeah. Is that what is I'm sorry. What is Ravens Revenge and what is pixie dust? It's a sugar. The only thing I've ever ever pixie dust is a wizzor about pixie He's talking about pixie sticks I am talking about pixie sticks

It was like a harder pixie sticks Like they had like black lemonade So it was like golf pixie sticks Oh dude this shit was so good pure sugar You guys are wild Yeah your childhood was cool But you know what we did in fucking member in middle school We got in trouble for snorting that shit

Yeah dude In the fucking locker room dude Yeah they weren't in trouble for snorting that shit in the fucking locker room, dude Yeah, they weren't in trouble. They were trying to save you. Yeah, the principal was like These kids are such bitches. Can you imagine the tide pod kids right now? Like they fucking knocked on us, dude when we're doing tide pods They're just trying to save your life fucking Caleb. You're right. I don't think we got in trouble We got laughed at. It was cool though, because you'd have like just a black drip going. Tell me about your childhood bedroom.

Yeah, Blake's probably was super funky. My room? Yeah, all nerve. Blake was, oh, yeah, Blake's was so. Yeah, it was just a kush ball that you went inside. It was all kush, everything. Well, I remember in elementary school, when they would put it the big tarp

and all the kids would go underneath it. Yes. So you don't underneath it? That was just your bedroom. That was your room wasn't it, before you read it? You think that? That's how you're seeing it. No, wait, dude, I was cool as fuck.

My room was the garage. Exactly. Oh, yeah, you were Mike Seever? Nobody gets that reference? I do. Yeah, my room was the garage. So. Oh yeah, you were Mike Seever? Nobody gets that reference? I do. Yeah, my room was the garage. So it'd be really fucking cool. You could open the garage and just beat off.

Be cold as fuck. It's a watch. And be freezing. Don't do that. What, I'm in my room. You could open the garage and have headlights on. What? What, Mrs. Johnnaka, my next door neighbor?

Oh, you're walking your dog. I'm jerking off. It's my room. I'm in lights on it. What? What, Mrs. Johnna come? My next door neighbor? Oh, you're walking your dog? I'm jerking off. It's my room. It's my room here. Jeez. What's the deal? I can get out of here. You're walking your dog somewhere else

if you don't want to see me jerk off in my room. Nice stroller. Yeah, I have a finger in my ass. What's the big news? My room. Hey. So your childhood room was like the first man cave. Yeah, for sure.

I started man caves for sure. Um, sick, don't I? And you had a water bed, didn't you? I did. Oh, did you have an ottoman? You must have an ottoman. Dude, my butthole was sucking wind, bro. Sucking wind.

No, actually now that you mentioned it, it's really fucked up because the water bed was definitely my mom and stepdad, so they fucked on it a lot. The water bed I had was my parents as well. My parents went to get rid of their water bed. Wait, why do you guys all have water beds? This is crazy. I don't know.

I guess our parents be fucking. You had a water bed too? No. I go, I have to get, give me that water bed and they go, my dad goes, you don't want this water bed. Yeah, yeah. And I did not get it at the time. I'm like, I don't forget. Maybe it's uncomfortable. I don't know. You're parents don't sleep on separate floors. Also, if he said that about a lot of items too, it's like, can I borrow your a pair of sweatpants? He's like, you don't want these sweatpants.

Hey, have you seen the TV remote? You don't want to touch the TV remote. Keep it real though, how hard would it be to fuck on a water bed? That I've never done that. That has to be in, it was, yeah, it has to be really hard. I feel like that requires skill. It's hard with that talking about the whole thing.

No, you get good at it. That's why so many like 50, 60 year old men now have like slip discs. Right. They have like herniated discs. Well, I imagine don't you just use the flow of the water to be like the motion of the ocean. Oh, okay.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. I think you as a swimmer would have a little easier time. But me. I'll just put on the nose. Me and the water. You see, I try to fight it. I'm like, oh! Right, yeah.

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Or I'm talking about... Oh! San Diego Hot Topics! Get it. Let's get it.'s get it. I love that story. Please send us the pandas. That's the quote. I go, please send us the pandas. San Diego residents want to see giant pandas return. Where's that at the zoo? Y'all know. Is that the San Diego Zoo? Yeah, yes. So I guess China was like beefing with America. Yes.

I guess still is. And they're like, you know what? Fuck it. Give us a pandas back. Please don't take the pandas. That's your thing. That's your thing. Which is like such a hard stance.

Yeah. That's so funny that that's the thing that gets people riled up. Right, yeah. It is kind of like a cultural blow. We're like, you would think China would be like, what if we sent missiles, we're like, bring it on. They're like, what if we took our pandas,

we're like, yo, let's talk, let's talk. Yeah, hold on, sit here. Hang on, wait, what the fuck did you just say? Wait, what? Are we talking like pandabas or like, kung fu pandabas? We're taking it. What if they said you can't watch kung fu panda bear anymore

No, that would it's just a kung fu panda bear. It's not the name of the movie. That is it. That's a bad title What if they said they would take bear the medicine? But would you rather them take the actual pandas or panda express? Like those pandas can kick rocks. Yeah, yeah Oh, like those pandas can kick rocks. Yeah, right aren't chicken is here to say that is the Okay, good. That's fair. That is the hangover saying Chinese president. She She she she just say she is just X bro XI XI I mean XI kind of a tight name. Yeah, it's kind of a tight name. She. Yeah. She, she, she, she,

all right. Go ahead. Now, hinted at possible return of pandas to the San Diego Zoo and others across the country during a visit to California for the Asia Pacific Economic Corporation Conference. Been there. Yeah. And then he said basically like, Yo yo bitch, I'll give you the pandas back if we let us like have nukes. Adams reading from the New York Times. Adams reading directly from the New York Times. This is the Brozark career.

The Bears have long been the symbol of the U.S.-China friendship since Beijing gifted a pair of pandas to the National Zoo in Washington in 1972, and they take them just like that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. It's a symbol of friendship. I guess it's kind of cool. That's fucked up. Well, what are we giving to other countries?

We're buying all their shit. It's a fair deal, yeah. We're giving them our jobs. What do you mean? There you go. Now you're talking. This fucking can. These pants, my dildo. Nothing.

Although like it, you don't want my dildo. I mean, I don't know what you do. I don't. I never asked for your dildo, Dad. Well, you don't want it. Trust what I bust. I didn't even know you had one, though. I didn't know you had one, man. I'm not saying you don't want mom sex swing.

Mom has to be no. You don't want my wife, you're mom. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, true. Hit me with it, Blake. The weird thing, it'd be worse if they had like a button they could hit where like the pandaas just dropped dead Oh codes, yeah, the codes if they had the codes or the pandas would just like I would be worse Eating eating and then they just fall and then I would be way worse somehow. I have to make a code out of them now

Sam dude, you know, okay anyway Hit me with it like you know, you know Did San Diego make the right call, just clamping down on eScooter companies? I mean, yeah, fuck those things, right? Those things are fucking wild, bro. I know that I would have tried to take those, if I was younger and on those,

I would try to take them off ramps and shit. I would have fucked myself up. I'm running away. Yeah, that doesn't move. I'm going away, daddy. That's what you're not doing. Yeah, but you don't have a credit card, so it's not moving. Look, I got to go on the side of like, people, you got to know your limitations. Okay. If you're too old, stay the fuck off these scooters. If you see someone scooting and they're smiling, they think they're

going to die. If you see somebody who's like 22 on a scooter, there's no smile, they're just getting where they got to go. Hitting jumps. It's great. Some of these young bloods on these scooters. The only time I've ever taken them, immediately, I'm like, shouldn't be on this. Right, exactly. I'm like 11 drinks deep and I'm like just smiling and I just have to I just have to go Three city blocks and I'm like now we got to take scooters And then the app you're like yeah, just let me get the app here Yeah, it gives you a lot of ways to back out, but you're so drunk. You're like fuck and I'm You know there's no helmet, check this box.

They're like, by the time you would have gotten through all the app, you could have just walked there and you're like, fuck it. Fuck it. Calm, calm, calm. Have you ever gone to a city and already had the app? No. No. These people have.

Like, yeah, we're line boys for life. Right, but line boys here. But then you go to another city and you're like, I don't know what the fuck like bird is or what the squirrel or another animal. Another animal, dog. What the fuck is dog and dork? I thought that was a whale dick.

Well, how did they clamp down? What they do? Clamp down. They said they clamp down. What they do? Yeah, seems like it. Well, walking, we went for lunch earlier and I didn't see any. I was like, they must have clamped down. They said they clamped down. They do. They do. Yeah, seems like it. We're walking. We went for lunch earlier and I didn't see any. I was like, they must have clamped down. Yeah. How did they clamp? What was the specific

clamping? There must have been a clamping. Yeah. Strict rules were enacted by the city council to limit speeds to three miles an hour. What the fuck? That's low. That's low. That's really low. Other restrictive measurements or measures, that's, I can say, that's slowly pushed out operators of e-scuters. Restrictions from governments include citywide bands in places like Paris. Oh sure. We win the AGO band in Paris? We miss you. Is that, was that a drop? Or was that you? Oh that's you. So basically they Was that a drop? Was that you? Oh, that's you. Wee-oo. So basically, they're just like cities are just going, you know,

fuck these e-skuters. And they're also just littered all over the streets. That does bother me. When you see like a dead scooter. Yeah. And like, what? Like, OK, I'm talking to whoever here has done this. What the fuck are you doing?

Like, just stand it up. Don't be a fucking loser. And I know you think it's cool and rock and roll? No, it's not rock and roll. It's fucking snore and you're stoked. Yeah. I like the hard stance of doors like, use your kickstands. I fucking swear to God if you don't use a kickstand,

it's on sight with me, dude. I just, I think it's like the lowest of low flexes to be like and I'm not even gonna leave it standing up because the rest of my life I have zero power. Like that's what you're saying. As soon as you don't leave a fucking bird scooter standing up you tell everyone you are the absolute bottom of the barrel and this is your flex. But as an adult yes I agree with you just use the kickstand but you never as a kid rode your bike as But as an adult, yes, I agree with you. Just use the kickstand. But you never as a kid, rode your bike as fast as you can,

and then jumped off and let it soar off into the distance. That's like, go side. Yeah, but that's A, that's my bike. B, that's cool. Yeah. And C, way cool. My, that, that, that, that, that sucks up my whole point. Yeah, sometimes, sometimes you have fucking diarrhea,

and you gotta just drop the bird, bro. So you think every bird on the ground is somebody who's about to shoot themselves? That's the case. Knowing how often Blake has diarrhea, it seems like one and four men have diarrhea every day. And I'm one of them. All one of them. I am that one. Hit it right in right here. Oh, yeah, of course. I was, uh, dude, woolly mammoths, talk to me. They're coming back. Yes.

That's fucking sick. We got real life Jurassic Park happening. Deextinction of the woolly mammoths. Oh, I've heard about this. It's about 2028. Yeah. Colossal biosciences, plans to combine DNA from ancient species as long as they don't bring back my ex-wife With living Asian elephants to birth a calf that could live on tribal land

Okay, first of all I didn't understand the whole back half of that sentence. Yeah What yeah, just I didn't even know there was like Asian elephants. By the way, you want, you think that's right? That's why I'm an elephant that's just like, I'm actually from Iowa. Right, yeah. I'm a North American elephant. I do love that they think like the tribes want this on their land.

They're like, didn't we already get fucked on this whole deal? Now you're gonna put like 50 foot elephants on their ship. Now in these giant elephants. We're being trampled by deal. Now we're gonna put like 50 foot elephants on our ship. Now in these giant elephants. We're being trampled by woolly fucking mammoths. I don't know, we're good. Didn't we learn in Jurassic Park? This is not a fucking good idea. Yeah.

I feel like we've learned that through. Dude, I feel like all the movies from our childhood were just not learning from them. Like, to ask for. Terminator, they're like, yeah, AI, it'll fuck everything up. Totally. And we're like, I don't know, seems kind of cool. Yeah.

Easy money. Yeah, man, what about T1000, bro? I don't know. Like, Dursu said it's a link of like, what was it? It was like old. I don't know what you're talking about. No, I sent them a link. I drove down here from LA, long drive.

And you're just, you're scrolling a lot of time. You're scrolling, you're looking in the discoveries And I I clicked on this this account called like AI grandmas and it's just like He's that are like they're like jacked grandmas. Yeah, but they're not real they're AI honestly It's a good follow it on any gram and go to the A one you go I can't believe that's that's not real no I know I look at one and you go, I can't believe that's not real. If you look at two and you go, I can't believe I need to keep looking at this. I guess aging isn't that bad because these are some banging gram. Yeah, yeah.

But the AI is not fucking around. Then there's one that's like a nun with like inner like fucking high cut phone. Underwear and you're like, I didn't go that deep in the crate, but... I sent it to you. It's not a gum, it's not a secret. It's how real they are. They look. Yeah, AI porno. But here's the weird thing about... If you look at AI picture,

if you zoom in on, I guess, like, the fingernails and teeth, you start seeing, like, the weird pixelation that you're like, oh, this is far from real. That's, but you know what? That's already getting, like, fucking better by the day, I think. But, just by the minutes, by the seconds you did. And also, like, the shits moving fast. Like now I'm starting to like, like fucked up hands.

Like that's my new kink. Oh shit. Like, you're like, oh, did you have like a machine accident when you were a child? What up? What up, girl? Wrap that thing around me. What then fingers don't do. Yeah, let me see that little thing.

Everything. Kyle, earth, Kyle. What's up? Isaac. Him and with those Q&A's, dog. And it appears. It's a beer. It's a beer.

It's a beer. It's a beer. It's a beer. Bump us up. There he is. I need to beat everyone. But I need to beat them. Ooh, a little bundle. I think I said too.

So we got some you guys have some hot hot cues who got some sweet sweet a So Evan in the crowd wants to know did yours go to an all black middle slash high school? That's for real. Yeah, no, it was like middle slash high school. That's for real? No, it was like 60-60-40s. Because he's seen a tune to rap and famous American Africans. Which? American Africans.

Do you know of black person? They're like, no, actually don't call us African Americans. Call us American Africans. Says like one guy to him in eighth grade and he's like, all right, from now on, every black person I meet is gonna be a mayor. Let me just say this it was like 60 40 but like 60 40 white 60 black 40 white, but very cool Just because you know about wrapped as a mean shit. I have black role models teachers principles the black and heroes and local like the flash Local legends that I looked up to it's a whole different thing than like watching MTV next question

And there we go. It also says I also went to an all black school I'm a white guy and also into the same shit. Hey Evan. Yeah, no, you're not But Evan just to be real we should compare rap albums from a great yeah I know when you would like tell us about rap stuff, I'm like, I don't, so you're telling me, Mace isn't the coolest guy of all time. Yeah. All right. Okay.

Okay. MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice were pretty rad. Very radical to me and Mice in my middle school. Shout out to Kamen. Himatah. Kamen. Rutiger. What's it known? Rutiger? Rutiger. school shout out to comment. Hamlet time. Come in. Rudeger.

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So that's funny. That's funny. Naked grandma! So Wolves of Rancho was an episode, I actually directed that episode and, uh, what? Let me add this in the guild. Nice dude. He paid all those dudes.

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It turns right the first two questions. They're just all very personal And then did you get the one about like is it really that slow? So Connor Zatino what's it now? Is it normal that sometimes when I shit I come? I wouldn't say normal, but I don't know if you're worried one time. I got a foot massage and gizzed immediately. Yeah I don't know if you're worried. One time I got a foot massage in Gisdy, immediately. Yeah. I don't know why. I got a massage. She put my feet in a bag of hot jelly.

Wait, really? I don't know. I've never been to, like, I don't really go to spa and shit. I'm not used to being comfortable. So she put my feet in, she's like, can I do this special treatment? I think you'd enjoy it. I'm like, no, yeah, sure. I don't know. And then she put my feet in, she's like, can I do this special treatment? I think you'd enjoy it. And I'm like, no, yeah, sure, I don't know. And then she put my feet in hot jelly and I go,

gah! Right, now I'm gonna come. I came, eat meaty, it, please. Can I ask you something? You came your pants? No, I came the little towel. Like a towel, right? And this is like a, like reputable place.

Yeah. Have you either, a, have you either gone back or thought about going back? Now every time I get it like, because sometimes we'll be standing in a nice restaurant or a nice hotel. And my wife is like, I'm not sure about the same thing

as press restaurant. I'm into this steakhouse and I just started blowing loads. Yeah, go to the steakhouse. I'm like, you got any hot jelly back there? Wow. I love it. No, nice hotels and my, you got any hot jelly back there? Wow. That's it. No, nice hotels and we'll get a massage my wife and I,

and she's like, I'm always like, yo, what's it with the hot jelly, and they've never heard of it. Every time they're like, what? I'm like, yeah, the hot jelly. Yeah. The hot jelly treatment. I love it. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Where you put the feed in the hot jelly and then you know. And you go, wait a second, what about about Mike who used to dress up as that woman? Didn't didn't he get fired for doing that weird shit? I The stuff that makes you come your towel. I'm gonna go Do not come I'm gonna Ben and I lean dover goes in episode of faux chelah bend over I lean dover

That's really good. How did you guys decide on Third Eye Blind? Because we sang a wish you would step back from the ledge, my friend. Did we decide on it or did it decide on us? Yes. I think it did. It was the best. I think we did.

Did Creed say no? Wow. Well, yes, points. Third Eye Blind, one of Adam's favorite bands, which by the way, dude, I saw them in Bonnaroo. And I was like, I don't know, third eye blind, they're kind of whack. And then, at the end, I was like, Wait, you said they're good.

Yeah, you're in the shadow of that. Pits. Pits. Yeah, while it was wearing a leather skirt, and I'm like, this guy is cool. Right. I mean, like like you got to remember they said Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do and somehow like shit went. Yeah, yeah I did

It did this person Chris Loved in goes Adam. Can you sing suck on your boobs song from Carl's wedding episode? There you go. I don't know if I can. Bucky, bucky. I don't care that you suck and you're toothless. I don't care if your body stinks. I don't care if you live in an alley.

Because some titties make my heart sing. I want to suck. Suck on your boobs. Cause I'm titties make my heart sing I wanna suck Suck on your boobs Maybe some kissing Then back to the boobs Let them say what they want I'm just jealous of your boobs and your homeless, but Yeah, it's wild. How it's like you just started unbelievable comes back

Honestly like I don't know jealous is the word, but like I'm definitely Disappointed in myself that I don't remember anything I only remember for whatever reason music sticks in my head and I can remember Anything once you start the riff I read I played I played onters. Yeah, no that yeah You were one of the main three. I remember that was there I was like remember the Dolph thing just a second ago Yeah, you got that. Yeah, that's a plot point. Oh, okay. I think you just remember this writing something Yeah, maybe the stuff you do but that was when you like took bath salts and went into the dream or whatever

Yeah, it's character no no on set Adam was doing bath salts and we're like what the fuck are you doing? It's like they're my funny rocks All right, what I win is the release of Adam demand fitness videos Dude when we did work a holics. I was like dude without a doubt Isaac hit up a dentist hit up fucking case with Hit up a Nike hit hit up fucking case whist, hit up a Nike, hit up any, hit up Puma. I'm glad you do some fucking commercials of fitness videos, dude. And then apparently he did and I was like, what they say and he was like, nah. They were like, they're like, we're good on that. Man.

I thought you're about to be like, sketch, sketchers is interested, actually. Sketchers is big, man. No, they're like, Snickers is interested. Snickers work out videos. So sick. For your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your body, your

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The Sanchez What is your favorite line from the show? I'll go first damn what up with all these books It was dang That's pretty good yeah, I really like like guy living in an ab guys I Classic iconic Classic I don't like the B word you go ahead go ahead Kyle. What's your favorite? I think my favorite one that I like is I'm

What the fuck was it? It's like I got the fuck up. Yeah, no, I can't I can't I know I'm not I'm maybe water trash I maybe water trash but I'm also a water human Okay, I think that's what that's a fantastic line and that was just something Kyle said in the writers room and I said Can I use that? Mine is for sure without a doubt forever going to be The doctor said it's the size of a pizone Which to me is the funniest

line in the history of comedy Because it has the word pizone in it. Yeah, and it's always trying to Yeah, yeah, and they're saying that the doctor said it's the size of a pizzone. Also almost everything Jetset said was for sure. Yeah, he's like that's my fucking cactus. He's out of my house. He's having the line delivery where he said suck my dick. He's out of my house. Remember the line delivery where he said suck my dick. Oh yeah, right. And I was like, that was perfect. Dude, that was just a fine dude.

He was, it wasn't like a real actor, can you tell? All right. Every line he delivered was like way better than anything we could have. Yeah. Like when he just said, get up out my house and we're in the cubicle. And we're like, yeah?

We didn't write that. He was just telling us to get out of the fucking house. The best. All right, we knew we knew we had solid gold when we had him on, if he was just background then we gave him a line where we're like, hey, just say you want string cheese in the break room and he goes, got it.

Rolling lights action. I want spring cheese. Yeah. Yeah. In the break room. And we kept being like, so it's a, it's string cheese. You know, like the long he's like, I know it. Rolling action. I want spring cheese.

And we go, you know what, he's right. Yeah, that's right. We're wrong. This guy wants to bring cheese. Yeah, extra fresh. And we go you know what he's right Yeah, extra fresh and he's sprung on to the same that's the thing Well you guys I mean we were just able to pull that one from the abyss that song is there any song that you and Kyle can sing Do we have do we have that time? I don't know if you do any nasty dudes? Oh shit, really? I love to see it. Afterwards I might go take a piss though.

Oh shit. Pump it up, Todd! I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when I grow sucks on my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when I grow sucks on my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when I grow sucks on my tits.

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My tits Tits I'm kind of an nasty dude I like it when a girl sucks on my tits I'm kind of an nasty dude I like it when a girl sucks on my toes I'm kind of an nasty dude, I like it when a girl sucks on my toes Oh, oh, oh, titties, oh, titties, oh, titties I'm kind of an nasty dude, I like it when a girl sucks on my toes I'm kind of an nasty dude, I like it when a grow sucks on my tits I'm kind of an SD dude I like it when I grow sucks on my tits I'm kind of an SD dude

I like it when I grow sucks on my tits I'm kind of an SD dude I like it when I grow sucks on my tits Oh, titties Oh titties Oh titties Oh titties Here's the thing Thank you, thank. Thank you.

Thank you for giving that up. Good to do damn. And I'm going to be honest, that's the second time we performed it. I don't know if my girlfriend likes that. No. But it was really cool if your mom to come out to play. Yeah, next mom. Swerved the Titties in the front row.

We're a team player. Dude. OK. OK. So your boyfriend said it's OK. My girlfriend doesn't. Husband. Your husband.

She's like, I got a ringer. I'm not a ringer. She has a really good latch, a healthy latch. Well, Blake, you didn't have to go out there and give, like you're nursing a newborn baby. You can stand a few feet back and not be ready for the latching. Right, yeah.

I don't know if we're gonna do nasty dude, I wanna get my titty socks. Okay, yeah, good. I'm so like, that is true. You guys have any tape bags, apologies, any epic slams? Um, Blake and Y. Yeah, anything, this is your chance.

Hey, I wanna apologize that I didn't get the throw bus balls to my homies out. Fuck. Yeah, fuck this place. Fuck this place. Fuck, fuck laws. That being said, yeah, if they invited us back, we'd play in a heartbeat. Absolutely, without this place.

No, without this place. Take backs. Take backs, apologies. I don't know. Yeah, I feel like we're we're really standing by everything we're saying up here Doubling down on I like to double down. Yeah, no take backs We're flying by the seat of our pants all apologize right now to our editor who's gonna have to sift through all that Fucking gold that we gave you guys Who's gonna have to sift through all that? All that a lot. That fucking gold that we gave you guys here.

Sanded it dude. First, very enough. Oh my god, I would like to... I would like to say thank you to everybody that's coming out to these shows. We appreciate you guys so fucking much. And I truly, I mean that. So, I lie about a lot of shit up here,

but I really do mean that. And it's amazing that after all these years, you know, our show's been off the year air for like six years now. He's very drunk for six years now. And the fact that you guys still show up means a lot to us. So thank you guys. Thank you. That's an epic moment of gratitude.

It's cool. It's cool that just six years later, you're willing to suck on this dude's. Yeah. Sliced and dice dice pectoral bustle. You know, they snatched the workaholics movie from our grasps. We were about to fucking do it. But they'll never take our freedom! That's right!

And if we wanted to chant Fuck Paramount Plus, I'm willing to do that with these. Fuck Paramount Plus. Fuck Paramount Plus. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! No. All right, you guys said it not me. I got some epic giveaways, guys. Fuck, parry with those! No, alright, you guys said it, not me. I got some epic giveaways guys. We love you, baby.

We lost some shirts in the motherfucking audience. Let me get a few of those. Let me get a few of those. I'm gonna go deep. I'm gonna go deep. I'm gonna go deep. Right in here in the center. You ready? Nice catch, let's get it over here. Let's get it over here. Here it goes. It's gonna go real high Thank you for hookin it up, actually. We love you guys. Thank you. We love you. Thank you. Yes. Yes. Yes Daddy got a pp She bangs she bangs. Thank you guys so much. Here you go

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