This Is Important - Ep 175: Live From Houston: The Dudes Get Chopped & Screwed, Dude

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

Live from Houston!  Today, this is what's important: Kyle's break dancing, beating cancer, Sugar In The Raw, wedding videos, who is most likely to die sober, teeth, DJ Screw, lean, pyrotechnics, hot ...topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:01 I guess I should have softened that a little. Someday you're going to die. We guess I should have softened that a little. Someday you're gonna die. We all are. I'm Kyle McMahon. And after my mom passed away, I went on a journey to talk with the world's foremost experts on Death and grief for my new series, Death, grief, and other sh- we don't discuss. From conducting a say-out to talking with near-death experiences and everything in between, I hope you'll join me on that journey.
Starting point is 00:01:21 And you should probably do it soon because, who knows how long you're gonna be around. Death, grief, and others we don't discuss. Available now on the I Heart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This is Important, Chop and Screw Music's not good. Oh my God, Adam, you hit someone in the face. I think they're blind.
Starting point is 00:01:54 You have to get out of there. They're calling the cops. Why is there an entire jump rope hanging out of that bear's ass? Back then, Hoes didn't love me. Now I'm hot, they all love me. Back then, Hoes didn't want me. Let's go! Boppa, sa!
Starting point is 00:02:22 Woo! Alright, let's bust off, baby. Oh shit. Time to bust off. Good boy! Woo! Sugar Land! This is what we're going to do!
Starting point is 00:02:34 The poison! Flaf, flaf, flaf! No, sir. Alright, don't like it! What? Yup, yup, yup! Boppa, flaf, flaf! I've never part of that. I don't like it Throwing all the buzz pulls out balls out is then watching people like apprehensively
Starting point is 00:03:01 Yeah, they're like do I have to they were excited to catch it and then when you chug it They're like oh fuck come on I do it in every city I go to you could do it tonight for me hey okay first both and that that's peer pressure you know I see a lot of people that are pretty down on their luck chugging them outside of liquor stores right that's the normal clientele so thanks for joining the team. The social contract, the social contract of like people going throw in the beat, me pointing at them, and then throwing it and they just, you know, no, I didn't mean it. If you can't catch it, don't ask for it. I don't need a lawsuit. To be fair, the red ones get really lost in the dark like so if you got hit in the eye right don't say anything.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Bryce. Yep but if you're gonna see anyone it's onters. Yeah it is. It's really cool to be here on the Millennium Falcon. Yeah. Like the laser. Where's that healing? Dude good call we're going freaking the speed of light right now.
Starting point is 00:04:01 We're getting 11 and I would like to call out the elephant in the room. Oh, OK. And I'm not talking about my recent weight gain. OK. So this is one of our least selling shows we've done on the road, which made me go like, do I dislike Houston? Right. No.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Well, I heard how fucking riled you guys gal when we came out Would you let me Just gotta be the best you know that we're doing The hell is Kyle doing Kyle just I Never seen him do before Shit Kyle I've never seen you do that before and I've known you for 25 years Yo Kyle do that again do that again. He can't he can't Kyle do it again
Starting point is 00:05:01 You gotta give you like 20 fucking minutes. Oh, I thought you're ready to go right back into it. That was a special treat that I felt the moment. I probably wasn't right. I got the energy got in you and it was palpable, dude. Dude, I was wondering, I did it once backstage and I was like, could I do it back to back? Right. Well, that's where you came in the other room and you go,
Starting point is 00:05:20 Adam, I just did a break dance move and I'm like, okay. You're thinking like a pile of online. I have did a break dance move. And I'm like, okay. You're thinking like a pile of a pile of a pile. I have like a bunch of loose meat that I'm eating. It was if he needed mustard and you're like, I did a break dance move and I go, all right, man. Yeah. Can I enjoy my lean cuts of turkey?
Starting point is 00:05:37 Yeah, it was cool. Kyle straight up turned into a seven year old. He's like, daddy, daddy, I did a break dance move. So nice of you. Look at my break dance move It is cool. Thank you guys for showing up Houston we have a problem I didn't hear you guys it does sound like a fucking fantastic turnout. It is cool like Cuz you know uses a huge fucking city. Oh, we're kind of looking the news not the weather
Starting point is 00:06:01 We're it's the size of Texas. We were looking It's the size of Texas. We were looking What happened? It's the size of Texas. This is the Texas Yeah, and I was like why are we not selling that many tickets and it leads me to believe like you guys has friends and they were like Now we're good. Yeah, yeah You guys want to go see the work of us guys are doing a live podcast and your friends like No, it's gonna be it's gonna be sick of them is going to break dance and sweat the entire time. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I was actually, he came out and where were we? We were in a few cities. It was in Dallas. Yeah, we were in Dallas and it's happening again right now. Yeah, I know. I know, I was thinking the same thing. I was thinking the same thing. Yeah. I was like, damn. I was thinking the same thing. I was thinking the same thing. I like dad. I wasn't more people showed up, but, uh, true. It was a little bit of a deal. But that's not your fault.
Starting point is 00:06:51 You guys are here and we love that. It's all your friends. It's your friends. You should do it. It's a shitty friends fault. I'm pissed now. Okay. I came out and just like we did our normal thing. We threw out some buzz balls.
Starting point is 00:07:01 We're all excited to be out here. And then he just I look over and he's like soaking through his shirt. Well, we played some buzz balls. We're all excited to be out here and then he just I look over it And he's like soaking through his shirt Well, we played some pantera, right Kyle thought it would be cool to head bang for a little bit and His titties just started to lactate. Yeah Yeah, which is my thing. Yeah, I'm so sorry about that I was like, what are we doing here? What is the comedy dynamic? Yeah, my bad Yeah, you get you do have the tits of the crew. You're very soon lost them, though.
Starting point is 00:07:27 I think I might be growing your tits. Anything's possible. When you hang out with dudes together this much, it's like we share our period. We like shift weight amongst each other. Yeah, thank you. Your boobs are huge. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Do you like them? Are you enjoying your new tits? I actually do. I know the row it in my tits or my ass which is where I would hope if I were to gain weight it would be in those two places yeah they to these an ass you just want to like fill out like a car that's just it's just my inner thighs baby yeah like yon say like oh the single ladies oh single ladies remember that yeah look at those yeah that's how she walks Oh, single right. Remember that? Look at those. Yeah, that's how she walks.
Starting point is 00:08:05 It's looking good. Yeah. Do you have like a lineup of Houston, because Yonsei is a Houstonite? Oh, she is. Hey. Really? I did not know that. Dude, I, um, I have the classic. Houston, we have a problem.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Which, that's good. Which we don't have a problem because you guys are here in rockin' it. Yeah. Dude. Which we don't have a problem because you guys are here and rocking it And then just a lot of my jails out of my Jones. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah, can you say his number? Oh? Absolutely two eight one three three oh eight zero zero four I literally don't know my own fucking phone. Yeah. Now that one, like, we were the right age for that.
Starting point is 00:08:48 That just burned into our heads, dude. For my age, it's 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, 0, 9. There you go, Ricky. Don't lose it. And if you know, you know, you need to go see a doctor. Because that song, the Mike Jones song was Mike Jones. Mike Jones! What was it?
Starting point is 00:09:01 It's like, NAMHAT. Oh, back then they're all up on me. NAMHAT, back there all up on me now I'm hot. They're all up on me. Yeah I was there back up off him you think the hose left. I think the most I left a little bit. There's no way not here not local He might not be a gloat hey raise your hand if you have fucked Mike Jones Yeah, okay Yeah, okay Yeah, see Guys right up front That was a weird that was a weird night in Houston. Yeah, hey Mike come on out. Do you remember them? Mike?
Starting point is 00:09:33 My job mic you fought Kayla Banderrick is that correct? What's up Mike? my job Mike don't My job my drone Well, I do have some use in experience my dad went to MD Anderson and beat the fuck out of cancer That's it's important That's actually fucking I like my dad's when you drop it drop it again that shit's important So gutter-owned. That shit's important.
Starting point is 00:10:08 You know, Adam, I'm super stoked your dad beat cancer. You are. Um, first I've heard of it. But so, what I'm worried about is if one of our parents doesn't beat cancer, sure. Yeah. Like, oh my dad, we're still going to run around being like last time I was here my dad being cancer Which is like just rubbing knowing myself for everyone knowing myself Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won't
Starting point is 00:10:36 And that's nothing to take away from your parents. No, it's just come But I can't wait to go to other cities and be like dude last time I was here daddy died My dad lost the bat. Dealing with that still. I haven't hashed it out in my brain yet. My dad ruined my dad. Having day. My dad did buy a t-shirt that says, uh, Houston, we have a problem.
Starting point is 00:11:01 No, okay. And he thought it was so funny to get the first dad MD Anderson to be like, Hey, Houston, we have a problem. I don't know. And he thought it was so funny to get the first ad MD Anderson to be like, hey Houston, we have a problem. Yeah. The cancer. And then all the nurses are like, all right, we just have to take a blood. Just right. I think that's sick.
Starting point is 00:11:15 I think that's cool. I love the best. And the best was when he beat it and he came back to ring the bell and say that he fucking beat the cancer. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It says instead of he wrote Houston we and then added a don't.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Yes he did. That's fucking cool. Houston we have a problem. Yes. And then to be like really clear underneath problem he wrote with that cancer that I had before. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:44 It's a run on. No one. No one, my father is a run on sentence. Just wanna make sure the, when he wrote this down, he didn't add the apostrophe. Yeah, right, don't, don't, don't. Yeah, he forgot the end, dot. Houston, dot, have a, what the fuck does your shirt say? Houston, we don't have a problem.
Starting point is 00:11:58 He's like, I'm highest fuck. That shit's important. It is. That shit's important. Well, that was the one thing that my dad asked, because I don't know if you guys have had parents with kids. This is funny. But no, dude. So we had a notebook full of questions
Starting point is 00:12:15 that we're asking the doctor, right? And it was just all like serious questions. I can't remember any of them now. But we had all these questions. And we're asking one after another. And it was COVID time. So we weren't allowed to be there. So we're zooming in. And we're just asking all these questions and we're asking one after another and it was COVID time So we weren't allowed to be there so we're zooming in and we're just asking all these questions my sister and my mom and myself And my dad doesn't ask a single fucking question till the very end and he's in the office with the doctor
Starting point is 00:12:36 He's And he goes to jump on the floor. I got a question and the doctor was like what's that and he goes can I? Smoke weed Just getting ready for it. That's all right. I was legit getting ready in my finger touched it and I'm like fuck And then we were like dad you can't you have fucking lung cancer. You can't smoke weed every day Obviously, that's a dumb fucking question. We're really mean to our dad when he can't right? Well it does fucking idiot I hope the cancer wheel is like it's fucking insane
Starting point is 00:13:10 It seems like an insane question to ask It seems fucking bonkers Yeah, but you understand where he's coming from Oh I do, I get it I want to 100 out of that Can I do my happy thing, doctor? Dude I love numbing the pain And so the and I was like the doctor's gonna say no,
Starting point is 00:13:26 and then he goes, I don't see a problem with that. I'm like, right. I'm gonna dope that separation. They run in here at MD Anderson. Yeah, because marijuana fucking rocks, bro. Okay. I just love it. I truly love it.
Starting point is 00:13:39 I get it. You're wearing a hat with the emblem on it. That's right, but it's kind of cool because it's a Rouga Lowe's. You know what I mean? Available in our website. That's right, but it's kind of cool because it's a Rouga Leaves. You know what I mean? Available in our website. That's what makes it kind of cool and not just cool. Right.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Do you think that the doctor was coming from an angle where it was like, yeah man, cause like maybe the odds were not great. So he's like, smoke it up, dude. Well then I feel like he would have been like, fuck, a dude heroin. Yeah. Well, he didn feel like he would have been like, fuck it, do heroin. Yeah. Well, he didn't ask that. Doctors do that. They immediately go to the hard court.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Trump, you like driving without a seatbelt. Go fucking you just take the zoom and you're like, I think we're done here. Yeah. We're good. Dad exit the office. No, because I think it was like a beatable cancer. So I think they were like just giving good doctor advice. Yeah, so we'd Turns out a weed is dope and doesn't give you cancer I like it when the thing that you want to be true is actually true. I know Hey, you the confetti. Yeah
Starting point is 00:14:40 We have plans I got the budget for one piece and I go, I go 11 minutes into the show if you could just drop it. Right, it was actually from when you were talking about beating cancer, it just took that long. That thing to float down. That was like, as soon as I bring up my dad beating cancer, hose that confetti down.
Starting point is 00:15:01 And then the guy up in the Raptors goes. I wish we had the Force Gump soundtrack music to display as it was coming down. Yeah and actually we do need we need that back. We need the piece of confetti back. So yeah, if we can just we owe it. Yeah, because we have to bring this to Tulsa, Oklahoma That's gonna actually travel with Ben Salem They're gonna go wild you just play the force come music No, let's see if we can remember is it No, that's rooting I know I would do it down first first. I think it's the same composer, just, no, probably not. Jerry Gultzman.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Jerry Gultzman. That was the shit when I would, when I write, I put on some Jerry Goldsmith Rudy soundtrack. I get it. Take, takes me away, dude. I get it. Right. Ders, what should I even, I should look for the score, correct?
Starting point is 00:16:00 Yeah. I believe it's called sweet. Sweet? Like, I'll let you figure out how to sell it. I see why Can you do it? No, I think we need to you spell sweet. We need to remember what it sounds like. Well, we know we just did it Do you know? Oh? Oh You got this oh my god Man, Jenny, but the big fucker, that's man. Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, like a flip on a song nowadays, right?
Starting point is 00:17:06 Do you guys notice that every fucking trailer has a flip on a song? So high right now with the fucker, yeah, well, yeah people are lazy It's just feelers and they're doldwing flips on songs. Well, that's like a slow like scary song If you don't agree with him, he'll attack you. No, no, I took it What happened here? Shoes buddy. I forgot him wait. What you don't have shoes on? No, I, I took it. What happened here, though? What happened here, though? I forgot him. Wait, what, you don't have shoes on? No, I didn't feel like fucking wearing them, bro. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Sorry, yeah. I just didn't. I was feeling the vibe. It's getting in the middle of the room, guys. Honestly, it's because I wanted to do the flair, do the break dance move, and I thought I'd get clipped. So I thought the rubber would clip, and I'd break something.
Starting point is 00:17:44 So it's been about 20 minutes. You want to see it again? I would love to get clipped. So I thought the rubber would clip and I'd break something. So it's been about 20 minutes. You want to see it again? I would love to see it. Yeah. We have a problem. To the forescope. I would love to forescope. Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Tooned up to forescope. Yeah, you got it. Because it'll be inspiring as fuck. Which side? I need to do one side. I'll go over here. Maybe go on this side. You went on that side earlier.
Starting point is 00:18:01 OK, here we go. No, don't just get into it. Make sure sure hit it with an interpretive preamble. Yeah We gotta get to the meat of the song okay here we go There's not much what's going on here man. God damn what are we this isn't there's no meat in the fucking song It's there's some meat dude He has to be some me. I wouldn't touch the keypad. I Whatever Yeah, this is keypaddles. Wait you do the scroll thing backwards
Starting point is 00:18:38 He's rolls down to go up Okay, you got no, No, I don't. You were upside down. Come on, wait, don't. Come on, wait, wait. This is your moment. I'm ready. I'm just trying to hear it, dude. Houston deserves better than this.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Houston, we have a problem. Just give him a round of applause. Here. You know what? Do you want me to just do it? No. Here we go. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Dude, you know what? There it is. He's going to go right off go dude. You know what? There it is. He's gonna go right off the stage. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yes, Kyle. I mean, body by pickleball. Dude, my down. I mean, body by pickleball. I, dude. My down. Yo.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Honestly, Kyle, a lot of it is really good, but then when you hit this part where you're kind of like, bruh, what is that? That's the hardest part, playboy. Yeah. I'm not gonna critique you all, dude. Yeah, I will knock it Because my body is crumbling. So.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Yeah, dude. I'm just in case. You guys are good. If you don't start leading every Hollywood meeting, doing that, that's how you back out of the room. Did you guys have breakdance at all? Do you remember the warm up where you're just like, all right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:20:00 That's my favorite part. That's the only part I can ever do. And I know, you got it. My favorite part is I get in high school. And our high school, it was like 98% white kids, and then 2% Asian kids. And all the Asian kids break dance. Sure.
Starting point is 00:20:16 But those 2% were phenomenal break dancers. Right. And who the fuck is this guy? Oh, hey, look at that. Hello. You brought him a towel. Hey, I Thought we fired that guy show us your nipples So I don't like you guys tell me about your break dancing exposure
Starting point is 00:20:39 Yeah, and my favorite thing was like they would like put on little fucking break down shows in the hallways or in passing periods. Oh, yeah, and then you would get you would go in and I would always do the bit where Where is this you know? Okey dokey Yeah, and then you're you time it to the well of the bell is about to rain Like oh Fuck I gotta get out of here dude Wow right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right Oh, yeah, but ice cubes in that movie ice cubes Houston we have a problem Besides the
Starting point is 00:21:30 I Did you guys have any break dancing exposure? I feel like Just Dude you watched me do that a lot. I don't I don't remember you ever having that move I don't remember you having that move. I don't think I was you had that in your back pocket for I've had it since about Seventh or eighth grade when's the last time you did that the last time I did that was probably like 9th grade or something How did you lose it's probably you know what it was?
Starting point is 00:21:58 So you had it sit seventh grade, but the last time was 9th grade What cuz I think what happened was I went to what happened was I went to high school and I tried it And like the first homecoming dance and it was like everyone was like you're a bitch and we have a couple I was not good enough to be a part of the people that were doing that Yeah, and I was not and I was horrible at it You know, you know, I liked it, but yeah, I have bad taste I also I thought I had a memory of you doing it like for a talent show, but you never busted that out like in front of a crowd. Right.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Well that was a talent show. Like did you do it when we used to have a rap crew called Sugar and the Raw is a Czechoslovakian rap crew. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's pretty exclusionary. And it was. We performed it. It's a white zone Lee rap group
Starting point is 00:22:47 Yeah, looking back on it. It's not a good idea Adam was breaking down the percentages as the races at his school also We were just really so standing up for our Czechoslovakian heritage Yeah, white pride. I'll read it for you. White pride, white pride. But you didn't have a little break dancing moment during our talent show? Maybe I did. That would have been like ninth grade-ish.
Starting point is 00:23:12 So maybe it was then I don't remember doing that though. I just remember not being good at dances. I just remember being like, oh shit, I gotta stop. Like school dances. School dances. Yeah, like homecoming dances, where I think I was like, dude, I like that you guys had to be good at the
Starting point is 00:23:25 dances yeah I was only exclusively trying to finger bang and by weed exactly I wanted I wanted the principal to get on the microphone and say no hands on buns yeah yeah because of me yeah and he never had to but that was the goal every every year. Did they walk around with a little ruler and be like you got to be far apart if you were trying to freak dance with the chick. Oh, yeah, a ruler. Yeah, for me, they'd be like you got to be a foot four of yeah of what I'm familiar with it's like four times the size of my Dude 12 times the size of my dude yeah, man when you guys when you guys go pee now and you look down Do you just kind of go like this is better than the show the curse right?
Starting point is 00:24:25 I didn't see the show, the curse. In the curse, he... There's a small dick that's shown. Part of it is about a micro penis. Yeah. Well, that's our whole show. That's my whole personality. That's my...
Starting point is 00:24:37 Hello, that's my thing. Guys, I'm not saying we were highly influential. I'm just saying now when I go pee I'm like well just get a little bigger A little bit because you saw the micro penis and you're like that's not that micro Yeah, like if you can see it. It's not that small. Yeah, right like if that's the joke I have a cold plunge at my house and I just got out of it and then I was trying to get in the shower and my wife Walked in like right as I'm but naked, getting the shower and she looked at my deck and she goes, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Wee-oo! Never a good thing to hear. No, she goes, she was like, oh my God, I'm like, what, to have something on me. Is there a fire? She was like, your dick is so small right now. Oh my God. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Yeah. Well, you're pregnant and your tits are huge. So there. Wee-oo! She was like, yeah, okay. Yeah, well your pregnant and your tits are huge so there Yeah, epic slam with your awesome. Yeah, for richer or for poor and sickness and in health for bigger or for smaller Yeah, there you go. They need they need to amend Yes, the Bible or where do you where do they read from when they say that? Like what is what is that that's like your vows, bro You kind of right you kind of do I think it was Dr. Seuss
Starting point is 00:25:50 What you think on like Kyle's vows yes this atheist mother fucker. Well, hey, he's coming around I believe that Kyle yeah Yeah, for sure. You had to say something from the Bible, right? You read scripture. Am I wedding? No, I didn't read any scripture, dude. You stood by me, you stood in my wedding,
Starting point is 00:26:13 where you know, we were there. You were there. All of you were there. He quoted everlasting as vows. Yeah, that's right. And then you really might know what it's like. Yeah, right, right. We actually all quoted every sin or vows. it's like. Yeah, right. Right. We actually all quoted every cent of our vows.
Starting point is 00:26:27 There's like, it's so weird. I stayed up all night quoting Everlast. Did you do the same thing? No, I quoted Bubba Sparks. I said, he found you misnubuity. And that's when I knew you were the one. So you were speaking in the fourth person? Is that what that is?
Starting point is 00:26:46 If you say, he, I don't know, I'm talking about yourself. Is he at his wedding or is he speaking at my wedding? I'm at Kyle's wedding. Second person? Oh, so you're at Kyle's wedding. Yes. And you decide to talk. And then in the middle of the ceremony, you say,
Starting point is 00:27:01 he found you misnuboo-dee. Yes. Am I remembering you know any wrong Yeah, I guess I forgot that part of the ceremony That would be the coolest part of the wedding video if I had to watch it 10 years from now Just Blake a fucking so hungover almost asleep Miss nobody just I never I want them to burn my wedding video. I for I like them. Them the people that have the wedding.
Starting point is 00:27:31 The government. The government. The government that you have to send. I might aren't you aren't you the are we back to are you them? Or are you speaking the fifth person? It's a guy the videographer that made the fucking video. He has and then my wife. Yeah, fuck that guy.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Yeah, for sure, fuck him, dude. Are you saying he captured all these intimate moments that I'm like, Yuck, I'm being very genuine in front of my family and friends. You watched it, I still destroy this. I haven't watched my, no, I walked in and Chloe was watching it. One day, we got our video and I watched it and I was like, I just like, right.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Well, why don't you cry about me? You mean the world to me and I'm like, we got our video and I watched it and I was like, I just like that. Right. What, why didn't you cry about it? You made the world to me and I'm like, what a pussy. I know. I remember doing it. Like, look at all these emotions that I'm spuing. You could tell people like the sand kicked up in your eyes. I kept saying that. It's the second.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Yeah. It's, I love you. It's just, it's on the sand in just, it's only Satan in my eyes. Yeah. And then I threw a tarp down and asked someone to break dance. Yeah. Yeah. It's not tarp.
Starting point is 00:28:33 It's linoleum. Oh, is it? Oh, yeah. Because you can't, this is a cardboard, right? You could throw it from cardboard, now. Oh, yeah. I thought he said a tarp. I did say tarp.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Oh, okay. So now it's time for me to work. I'll tell you from somebody who just did a tarp. You're going to get wrapped all up in your body. I'm sure your body It's gonna be fucked up. Yeah, I just covered that just Yeah, I'm here for you too, bro Yeah, yeah, if you if it was like a tarp It would be like falling into a pool that has like a cover and you would immediately drown in yeah be like that except Some land. Yeah, I don't know if what you're talking about what happened
Starting point is 00:29:02 He would wrap up and he would die. He would drown in air. Oh, you're saying I would end up being suffocated in the tarp? That's the word I was trying to get to. Okay. That's okay. Yeah, but I say drown on air. Houston, we have a problem. The problem.
Starting point is 00:29:17 The problem. On March 16, 2000, two sheriff's deputies were shot in Atlanta. Jamil Alamin, a Muslim leader in former Black Power activist, was convicted. But the evidence was shaky, and the whole truth didn't come out during the trial. My name is Mosey Secret, and when I started investigating this case in my hometown, I uncovered a dark truth about America. He says to me, you want me to take care of them for not doing something to pay you something? Like I said, no, what you talking about? But I had no idea who he had become.
Starting point is 00:29:57 That's how he approached you. You know, he meant what he said that. Yeah, I'm thinking, murder, any minute, you know. I think that's what he was thinking to me. From Tinderfoot TV, came-side media, and I Heart Podcasts, Radical is available now. Listen to the new podcast, Radical, for free on the I Heart radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:30:16 or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Mary K. McBrare, host of the podcast, The Greatest True Crime Stories Ever Told. I write about true crime, which means I live inside the research wormhole, but I'm not necessarily interested in the headline grabbing elements, the blood, and the gore, all of that. I'm more interested in the people behind these stories, and what we can learn by looking at their experiences. You can meet me every week
Starting point is 00:30:46 on the greatest true crime stories ever told, where I dig into crimes where a woman is not just a victim. She might be the detective, the lawyer, the witness, the coroner, the criminal, or some combination of these roles. I delve into the good, the bad, the difficult, and all the nuance I can find. Because these are the stories we need to know to understand the intersection of society,
Starting point is 00:31:09 justice, and the fascinating workings of the human psyche. Listen to the greatest true-crime stories ever told on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oseh County, Oklahoma is getting a lot of attention right now. It's the setting of Martin Scorsese's latest film, Killers of the Flower Moon. The movie is based on a book about the 1920s Oshh murders, when white men poured into Oshh County and killed Oshh people for their oil wealth. I am Rachel Adams-Herd, the host of Interest, a podcast from Bloomberg and I Heart Media. For over a year I was
Starting point is 00:31:51 reporting a different story. About other ways white people got Osage land and wealth. And how a prominent ranching family in Osage County became one of the biggest landowners here. Their ranching empire was built on land that at the turn of the century was all owned by the Osage Nation. So how'd they get it? Listen to the award-winning podcast Intrust on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. your podcast. That's a good question. Who out of the four of us would die sober?
Starting point is 00:32:35 Okay. By accident. Doing something dumb. Because I'm the only one on land. Who would die sober on accident doing something on land? On land. Why is it me? Okay, so I guess let's have an audience participation. Or it's okay, we're gonna do each person, you're gonna clap or cheer.
Starting point is 00:32:53 This person is gonna start over here. Who thinks I would die? Sober. Okay. It's really cool to see people quiet like to be like, I'm not, I'm not waiting. I actually don't know what to say. I actually don't know what to say know much they put it actually don't and by the way if you didn't think Blake You are wrong, but where he's already tried well, yeah, but okay. Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:13 Yes, and I say I did say so you so we play what for sure be the one to die. Yeah, if he was drunk It's a miracle your life. Yes, I'm a disaster my guy. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, on her home He's a pretty sad I agree I agree with that, okay? No, you cannot drown I said land you fucking idiot Just kidding you seem like a cool dude All right everyone everyone shut up You seem like a cool dude. Everyone shut up.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Everyone shut up. Everyone shut the fuck up. Am I? All right, ladies and gentlemen Kyle Newecheck. All right, that checks out. Okay. Okay, now, last book, last and certainly least me. Go for it. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:34:02 So, so far in a way. I think you're basically that on how many trips you've taken to the doctor recently. They're like, we're just listening to podcasts. It sounds like you're slowly dying. Well, I am dying. Absolutely. My body is falling apart. My body.
Starting point is 00:34:16 But I thought it was like by an accident that you caused on land. I thought that's what it was. Well, would someone shout it? Like you could choke on a whole chicken, you don't chew your food. Yeah, but I've proven that I can eat it entirely. Oh, dude, I wrote history chicken, shit up the string and I literally tell the tale. And it's eating those in a bathtub.
Starting point is 00:34:35 But if you were so lucky, that string could have gotten your intestines in the mouth. It's not luck, dude. It isn't luck. What is it? My body's built for speed. His intestines have little biceps that just fucking flexed out Well, have you ever seen like the weird my my Instagram feed is fucking bizarre Yeah, I saw one the other day of like this bear that was like rummaging around a garbage can
Starting point is 00:34:58 And he just had like a What do they call those tapeworm? Yeah, Yeah. It's going to call it an Earthworm gym. It's an Earthworm gym. Get an Earthworm gym. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Hangin' out of his ass, it's like a mile long. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Like, you can just have strings within you. Yeah. And you shall pass them. Apparently, it's very common that bears have those hanging out of their asses. Yeah. And they've been hiding it in like the National Geographic shit for just years. It's like dinosaurs. I see it feathers.
Starting point is 00:35:28 What is this? What is this? Because it's gross. But it's nature. We're not. I know. But trust me, if you're in production and you're like, we're going to make these videos, we're going to try and sell them to Disney.
Starting point is 00:35:41 And then you show to Disney and they're like, well, what's all those stuff coming out of their assholes? Why is there an entire jump rope hanging out of that bear's ass? Yeah, there's just two little kids like. Yeah, fucking Walt Disney himself's like, yes, points! Let's get around that. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:35:58 So they just like, why don't they just airbrush all animals and just make them like super cute and sexy airbrush Airbrush. They just didn't show them with them out. Oh, I thought maybe they CGI'd it out. I'm talking There's no other bears. They just like there's other bears that don't have shit hanging out of their answers framed it like Like they were actively trying to hide it I think that they were trying to do is just not show those bears. Yeah, but then they would show those dope Amazonian women. They're like, that have their titties and that. And what percentage were your high school? With Amazonian women?
Starting point is 00:36:34 Weirdly 6%. And Omaha, Nebraska, there was a bunch of low hang in titties. But that was like in elementary school where you would like, I mean, and I guarantee all four of us kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:36:50 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:36:58 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm they put in the magazine. I guess the young women were the bears with tapeworms. That was the, I bet you you're not far off.
Starting point is 00:37:11 They're like, let's not show how beautiful the society is. Let's show like the old longest titties. Yeah, yep. Yep. That's backwards. That was the hack to see titties at school. But now there's an even way better hack to look at titties. What everyone has porn hub and their phones at like seven years old.
Starting point is 00:37:27 And you can hack. No, you can do it like at the library. You can literally see titties anywhere on a computer. It's called looking up nursing videos. Oh, dude. You can see so many fucking titties, bro. Dude, I didn't even know that this was a thing that's real. My manager, he was like, yeah, dude,
Starting point is 00:37:47 we gotta, you guys have to get on fucking TikTok so we can sell tickets. Didn't work tonight, but where are your friends? Where are we? We tried to get on TikTok, and I made a dumb TikTok, by the way, I posted two videos and then gave up. But then I was like, looked at TikTok for the first time like a month ago
Starting point is 00:38:06 Maybe yeah, and they've one of the first videos. They must have just known who I am as a person Which is a woman with her titty out being like and this is how you do it ladies Yeah, and this is a proper latch and I was gonna say yeah, you're probably looking at like baby stuff since you're expecting yeah Yeah, so it was it wasn't Daddy I like how Adam hasn't figured out that that's how the algorithm found out me since you're expecting. Yeah, yeah. So it was, it wasn't to say Daddy's. I like how Adam hasn't figured out that that's how the algorithm found them. He's like, oh, I know I was gonna
Starting point is 00:38:31 see some milking juggs. Oh, yeah. What a cool thing to expose to all the women here where it's like diabolical, like, when you guys whip your tits out, we get a free peek. And they're all like, well, if they put it on the internet, if they put it on the internet,
Starting point is 00:38:52 people also do this in public, and they don't wanna feel like, oh fuck, now I have to like inflate this tube around me so no one sees me as well. Yeah, those, what are those, what are those things at the airport, like the little trailers? Oh yeah, those little trailers,
Starting point is 00:39:04 the little nursing cabins, yeah, nursing cabins. You hiding nursing cab. You hiding those yeah, I was gonna say I sit and wait It's like I got an hour to kill before my flight. I'll just sit in here for a bit That's very united lounge Blake's recreating the scene from me myself in Irene We're the woman's nursing and then she looks down and fucking Jim Carrey's like and then she looks down and fucking Jim Carrey is like tute that movie's a thing. I'm just a movie buff, come back here. Oh, right. I like that.
Starting point is 00:39:30 The few people that are here, I've completely lost and I'm sorry about that. Get him back right now. Get him back right now. I think that there's. Break dance. We got here. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Let's see it. Here we go. Oh boy. Oh, yeah. Not it's good. There's Oh boy How do you do that? How do you spin the will you have to kick it? You have to kick it now It has to be a fluid moment very bad. You do you want to know or do not I actually want it? All right, well you fucking just basically like, you have to do this part. I didn't throw the microphone. But then take it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Yeah, you know how to do it. Oh my god. Yeah. And then you hit. Oh, really? Oh, my god. It was hard to do slow, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Yes, yes. Oh my god. Dude, you almost fucking landed in a pose, dude. Yes, yes Oh, you dude you almost fucking landed in a pose. I also almost broke my neck So I'm not gonna do that. Remember how we were like who's gonna die sober. I'm not sober But I would have just died there that was you almost landed in like a fucking yeah I think that is that is kind of a breakdancing move to like stopping on your head and shit Yeah, and actually the more I think about it, the more I take a offense, say everyone thought that I would die because Blake for sure would die. But he's drunk right now. It was a sober thing.
Starting point is 00:40:52 But he's always drunk. Yeah, I know. So he was, he excluded himself from that man. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that is true. That's my life hack. Uh, you guys keep talking. I'm gonna do a wardrobe change.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Are you really? You do. Go ahead, keep talking. Let's see it. Don't worry about me. You guys keep talking. What gonna do a wardrobe change. Are you really good? Keep talking. Let's see it. Don't worry about me You guys what are you gonna do baby? My Jowls Oh yeah Oh yeah Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
Starting point is 00:41:18 You gotta take that to that take that to the apron baby and it's apron and it's your future huge and it's tucked. Oh god. God damn that is a sick fit and the backwards and the hats backwards so you know I'm about to drop a flow. Where did you do a talent show? I don't take requests.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Terz what about that? What about y'all ain't being gonna be able to do it? What's the problem? Oh yeah, so it wasn't a talent show, but it was, we did a school song contest where like, you had to take the first line of like our school song from like 1912 or whatever, and then you could turn the rest of it into whatever.
Starting point is 00:42:01 So we basically ripped off or lifted Bismar marquis, you got what I need. And so it was like an ode to the high school. And me and my homie, we wrapped it. We had our friends who played in like a band do like the music in the back and play piano and all that shit. And it was tight. And we won. And then we came back my senior year and one again. It's not a big deal. I'm pretty sure no one's ever got it back to back by any chance to you but the best part of the story was the girl in the crowd screaming yeah y'all ain't going to be able to do it right before they started he's got video in this yeah it but you did it. It was we turn the crowd. So yeah, do you think crowd was about it by the way? Do you remember the rap by any chance?
Starting point is 00:42:48 No. Oh, I was about to get freaking hyped. Yeah. Do you guys remember your fucking high school rap? Shut the fuck up. I think I remember our check us with a Valkyrie rap pretty well. Boom, bam, hot damn. Hickum the Czechoslovakia and Whoa, so we make a micapods of pants, and we just caused that line that we drew in this sand Hold on, yeah, I didn't even in it. I didn't even go their high school. I just knew that song, dude When I first met then they wouldn't shut up about their Czechoslovakian rap group I'm every say you best step up or take a take a jump back
Starting point is 00:43:27 The raw is about to attack Sugar in the raw Fucking death row records didn't swoop you guys up. We thought they would we thought they would hold up Wait, but just real quick about the shirt. Okay. Got it from a man blazer. Yeah, thanks. I gave him a gift. And tucked it in, it is super long. Yeah, it's a tall tee.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Houston knows about tall tees. Yeah. Yeah, do you guys remember that fashion when fucking, it used to be done? You guys still rock tall tees like that? I used to think it was so fucking cool. Well, I worshiped Houston for a second. You did, you did, yeah, you did.
Starting point is 00:44:09 I was like, what are some of the people that you worship in Houston? Like all of the swisher house line up, fucking. You can't cry? Asked you, shall we see? I gave Camillionaire a shout out on Workaholics. Oh, right. Oh, y'all, you can't believe it.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Did you mean you pronounce it Chamillionaire on the showolic. Oh, right. Oh, yeah, we all love to be here. Do you mean you pronounce it chameleonaire on the show, though? Yeah, chameleonaire. Yeah. I used to ask my dad every Christmas for a grill from Paul Wall. He never got it for me.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Wow. You got a forming grill. Is he still making grills? Can he, yeah? That's fucking cool. Yeah, Paul Wall is still grilling it up. Yeah, that's good. His teeth are just fully evaporated underneath his grills, right?
Starting point is 00:44:46 The guy who's already did it for 20 years without your teeth just disintegrated. Or is it protecting them? It's not. Is it, is it, the grill is not protecting your teeth? I kind of thought it might. Yeah, like a grill on a car protects the engine. Well, you know how like when you wake up
Starting point is 00:45:02 in the morning and your breath is just foul. Sure. Yeah, science. You like when you wake up in the morning and your breath is just foul. Sure. Yeah. Science. You're never able to open your mouth because there's a grill covering your teeth. But I don't know if you sleep with a grill on. Paul wall does. For sure. If Paul wall ever takes his grill out, I'm fucking piss. Oh, it's like a all in kind of a thing. I was going to say, is it not permanent? Cause I feel like the guy guy who did my teeth my grill He did Gucci mains grill or diamonds or whatever like the whole love before my my teeth and it's
Starting point is 00:45:33 What Your fake teeth my Tows my veneers of veneers are the guy who did my veneers Okay, it's like you know last week or whatever it was, I did Gucci Mane's mouth. I love it. And I was like, Hollywood! I like that. I like that.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Why, why, teeth are so tiny little chicklit, like George W. Bush teeth? Like, yeah. I feel like I'm gonna get to be like 70 or maybe 60 and then just go all in yeah I'll be 69 good and then go all in on some fucking Joe Biden chompers right those are WMDs yeah that'd be fucking cool yeah yeah yeah I thought you're gonna say you're gonna just get a sick-ass grill that says like pay me or some shit No, I'd rather just chew my teeth down to their just gums. Yeah There's no way that's true as soon as he said the pay me thing Adam went okay, deny him
Starting point is 00:46:39 But remember to get that real I wouldn't say pay. I would say it'd be like shut up bitch Argument that would actually be super hard. Yeah, why don't you just get it to say shut up bitch This is a me super hard my mind would just say feed me Okay, smile and fucking give me food. Give me food. Why because you're so old that you're not able to feed yourself? No, because I eat in my fucking mouth. My mouth is what does the eating. Yeah, but you don't feed yourself. Someone has to feed you?
Starting point is 00:47:12 No. This is when he's really old. He might be like, yeah, what is that? What is that saying? I chose 60s and I hope by my 60s I'm not fully incapable of not feeding myself. It's not looking good, either way. I was not thinking that I was just thinking of it as a joke.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Don't try to get funny. Yeah, I learned anything from Bill Pashton. Oh yeah, this is staying character and never trying to be funny. That's right. So just fucking. RIP, heed those words. Yeah, so fucking feed me. So feed me.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Give me a Snickers bar, hold up. Actually, give me a Snickers bar would be really sick. Give me a Snickers bar. Feed me a Snickers bar. I think is it possible to get another mother fucking beer out here, dog? Let's make it around. Let's go to day, Blake.
Starting point is 00:48:02 I went to screwed up records and tapes And is that I don't know anything about this what is that Surprise we haven't fired this guy. Thank you Show us your tit let's see you're hiding keep him covered no one wants see that. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. Now that he's showing them, hey, do not show your fucking titties. You disgust me. Oh, sir, I don't like it. He showed his titties in Oakland and, uh, I know it was crazy.
Starting point is 00:48:38 There was three times the amount of people. Um, but, they earned it. When Isaac showed his titties, they got up and walked out. They were so- It's the size of Texas by it. Yeah, it was screwed up records. Let's go Cody. It's basically DJ Screw's store
Starting point is 00:48:54 where it's like still a monument to him. And so this man, he's no longer with us. No, the RIP, DJ screw is has passed. He is come But basically, you know, he's known for doing chopped and screwed like slowing down records Dude Yes, I have always wanted if you guys don't know yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, And they have an album. I believe it's on iTunes called purple magic. That's right. Yeah This year bigger than Taylor Swift bigger than Yonsei combined. Yeah, and if they were if you really look at the sets And I've always had a dream to make a chopped-in-screwed version of the album called
Starting point is 00:49:59 purple or magic So wait you didn't have a dream to do that. You hope that the wizards would have I'm throwing it out into. Sure, sure. I'm calling all realms. I know that in their realm, they don't have the ability to chop and screw so yeah, because Toby told me that. Oh, yeah, with all their magic and powers are not able to chop and screw. Impossible to chop and screw in their realm. Yeah, they're like if you guys could hit up DJ Michael Watts that would be fucking cool. Yes. Yes You know so like when you walked in there were that were did anyone recognize you were people like oh shit Wait, wait, wait, Blake or were you very anonymous? There's before we go to your story. I just want to just say like about chopped and screwed. Mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:50:43 Scrooating Uh-huh, chopped and screwed-ing. Scroo-ing. Uh-huh. Choked and screwed-ing. It's science. Here's what I'm going to say. Okay. And this is a compliment to DJ Screw. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Because chopped and screwed music's not good. That's not true. You're tripping. You're tripping. You're tripping. Hot. You want to say that? So what I'm saying is, yeah, you're tripping.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Yeah, it's like 10 people going in there. He's, but so what I'm saying is that DJ screw must have been super fucking cool to convince all of us that it was good for Years wait, this is like a this is kind of trippy bro because it is fucking dope and you're wrong That's tripping me out because you're you're totally wrong right now. me. That's tripping me out because you're totally wrong right now. That's tripping me out. I'm not real familiar with it because I only listened to early Blink 82 records. That would be cool to hear that.
Starting point is 00:51:38 So I don't really know the Chopin Screw music or the technology. Adam, it's just so damn. Are you guys doing what you guys do do where we come to a city and you guys pander to the city? No. A whole lot, the whole time. You're like, my favorite place is Philly. My favorite place is Ben Stelum.
Starting point is 00:51:59 No. I'll tell you right now, no, I'll stand up for Blake on this. Blake has, he turned me on to. Why are are you saying over him? I'm saying both you guys Just because he's obviously he's obviously the bigger advocate of this but he's played me chop and screwed music for fucking like whatever 15 20 years now I've always been like whoa this is fucking sick. It's dope. It's what you have one cute up I and it's actually like complex. It's a complex production. Let's not put everyone asleep But yeah, has anybody here actually like drinking lean as we speak that would be
Starting point is 00:52:38 Yeah, I'd be really guy is yeah, I will say I will say my boy Derek out there. I will say if you're on a lot of lean Mm-hmm. Maybe it sounds good. It sounds good. I'll be which by the way. I think I drink lean Drink me I think I accidentally drink lean with my night night juices. Oh you make like a little bit with who? Oh, I said you're okay to us and I was like you should hire new night nurses I have multiple night nurses that put me to bed every night. Yeah, my wife has two women carry me and put me in my bed No, I my nine-night juice. I have a go-go juice which I drink during the show. Yeah The upper oh it's a red bull soda water and vodka and then my nine-night juice is soda water Z-quill or night-quill
Starting point is 00:53:25 My night night juice is soda water, Z-quill or night quill, and vodka. And am I basically drinking lean? Well, I think you're drinking like the more bitch-made version of lean. I think that, but also the one that will keep you alive. Because I think lean is really dangerous for all your, your liver and stuff. Oh, shit, sorry. Shut up bitch. Shut up sorry. Shut up bitch. Shut up bitch. Shut up bitch.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Shut up bitch. I think it's actually like a little bit nervous that it's bad. And you're gonna have. I have only drank lean one time and I was so drunk I don't really know what the effects were outside of the- But lean is basically co-deen right?
Starting point is 00:54:04 Is it codein? Yeah. Yeah. I fucking loved codein in high school, bro. Like I was all about that shit. The liquid shit. I was coding on computers. No, I really did.
Starting point is 00:54:16 I was watching. Yes. Oh, it's like some of my favorite shit. So I just wanted to get that out there. So not anymore. How was your day? What did you see there? Did you get recognized? I think is what? Um, no, because the store just had two people in it and they were really high out of their minds and it was fucking perfect in that way. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I walked into a wall of smoke. It's mostly just teased and they're kind of angry that you're there. I love walking into a store like that where they're like great. BOOM!
Starting point is 00:54:46 Awww! A customer! Dude, I can't even front, they were actually super nice and very interested in where I was from. I'm like I'm from LA and they're like that's fucking cool. There was a dude from France here a couple of minutes earlier and I'm like what the fuck France? Yeah?
Starting point is 00:55:04 That's chopped and screwed French live dude I think he's the association he was probably like E L L well they might have they were so high they were a little confused he was from Paris Texas yeah yeah that's point that's point that's fucking yeah it's to give me the points. Yeah, but it was a lovely experience. I bought way too many t-shirts. I bought like seven t-shirts. Really?
Starting point is 00:55:32 Yeah. Is that one of them? This is one of them, I gotta say. Yeah! Jaya! I mean, I would love to hear some chopped in-screen music. I don't know. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:41 I do not know what it is. Did you get any tapes? I did. I did. But I read the little corny, real, more sand. That's pretty much the gist of it. You probably think it kind of close to the first. No, sir, I don't like it. See, dude, I wanted to like it.
Starting point is 00:56:02 I really did. I was like, the crowd, I know they're kind of high because it's Houston-based and everybody was excited. But I'm not gonna pretend that that was good. I don't, I don't know. So the point is it's just like, it's like someone gargling. No, they take tracks. We take tracks.
Starting point is 00:56:22 What if, they take songs that exist already and then they just slowed them down and you listen to the besiegel. Yeah. Okay. You guys are ruining my life right now. Well, I guess maybe play a better one. I'm just saying that's how cool DJ screw was that everyone's like, this guy's so cool. I'm just going to go along with it.
Starting point is 00:56:42 No, this shit's cool if you fucking click into it. Yeah, man, you got cool. I'm just gonna go along with it. No, this shit's cool if you fucking click into it. Yeah, man You got cool. Yeah, you gotta be fucked up. I'm not on enough coding enough coding So I want some you are yeah, a little bit and I don't disagree if you're near death I'm sure it's soothing That is the noise that you hear like as you're going to heaven. Yes, everything starts to slow down. Everything slows down. You see your life flash before your eyes.
Starting point is 00:57:10 No, it's also kind of slow. No, I'm talking about. Yes, the angel screw takes you to heaven. I like that. Please take me. Take me daddy. So what tape did you get? So there's this huge binder of fucking tapes that they will... Take me, take me daddy. So what tape did you get?
Starting point is 00:57:28 So there's this huge binder of fucking tapes that they will, you flip through it and burn it. But I had like 20 minutes, so I'm like, dude, just give me your favorite and he's like, I don't fucking know dude, here's number 10. Like that new new? No, no, no, it's old school. It's like some, it's some South Side shit, it's dope. I'm into it.
Starting point is 00:57:42 That's cool, okay. All right, yeah, I'm hyped. I can't wait to put it in my CD ROM, which I'm into it. That's cool. Okay. All right. Yeah. I'm hyped. I can't wait to put it in my CD ROM which I don't have CD that was the thing I'm like CD and I'm like I literally don't know where the fuck I'm gonna play a CD right? Oh cuz they burn you a CD Yeah, they gonna see burn you a mixtape My car was just destroyed, you know, so I had my car parked on the side of the street and some guy just
Starting point is 00:58:08 Yeah, the Camaro to An 11 it's also a row convertible and someone smashed into it and destroyed it and I was so excited to keep it forever because it was the only place I could listen to my System of a down CD. We're all back there. Yeah. Yeah. Wake up! It's a fucking bummer. Oh my god. I had my booklet of CDs that I'm like, I'm never gonna listen to this music because I'm not gonna go on Spotify and type in. Sist, don't let me down. Sure. It pops up pretty quick. Yeah. I'm gonna get him down with a sick dust. sis Don't Pop's a pretty quick
Starting point is 00:58:47 When system of a down came out it was like this is like fucking our classical music dude This is fucking I remember my dad being like what the fuck is This dude and I'm in like you don't get it dad when angels deserve to die You don't get it because sometimes they deserve to die! That shit's important. It's like, okay, fuck, dude. Just get out of the car and go to school. He's like, Jesus, just don't shoot up the school.
Starting point is 00:59:20 What the fuck are you listening to? But some angels deserve to die! He's like, just find out if there's a girl named angel at school because this could be a big problem Houston we got a problem. We got a big problem Yeah, I did my parents had to come home one time and my parent my dad got tackled and to the ground and they put cuffs on him Because they thought I was a school shooter. What? Yeah him because they thought I was a school shooter. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:44 Surprise. How have we never heard this story? Fuck it. This happened. My dad actually just reminded me of that. I kind of forgot about it. Uh, my friend, what an asshole. Overthinks giving.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Overthinks giving. He told me about this. Dude, me and my buddy, Zach, we were, we would go and smoke weed and my parents us because no one was home during lunch. Yeah. And we, yeah, you guys smoke weed. Smoke weed everyday. So we were smoke a weed and then we had just bought a bunch.
Starting point is 01:00:11 There was a period of my life when I was a senior in high school that I called myself the rocket man. Toasty. And not because I was a gay dude. Right. But, but because I like had a ton of rockets on me at all time I was like at a party. I would like take a rocket and I'll put a rocket and throw it out the window. I like a bottle rocket. There were more than bottle rockets.
Starting point is 01:00:34 They were like the half pound black cats. Oh shit. So they were fucking real deal. But that's not a rocket. Okay, yeah, great. Yeah, and so They shoot a black cat is very Should so you lie down and then instead of like putting them in something I was a fucking rocket man So I would throw them up. Oh, I know what you're talking about Yeah, yeah, but you had to throw them just right or they would flip around And remember when everyone sheers thinking you would be the one to die on land.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Go ahead. Go ahead. Fair enough. Fair enough. So then we did it. And all the middle school kids were playing down below. And we were like, this would be so funny to blow up these rockets above their heads. Right.
Starting point is 01:01:20 And we did it. And we're smoking weed. And the kids are screaming and they all run inside and they make an announcement because the middle school's like right in our backyard essentially there's like a big hill and then it's like their playground. And so like a perfect vantage point.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Yeah, a perfect vantage point. And then they were like, you see the principal come out and be like, everyone inside. And we're all stone and we're like this is great Calls and I pick up the phone and my sister's in middle school I'm in high school and she goes oh my god Adam you hit someone in the face. I think they're blind You have to get out of there. They're calling the cops and I'm like fucking Jack. Let's roll When I got in my convertible and I was like when angels deserve to Rest by the way my sister was lying. We didn't hit anyone. She was just punking me
Starting point is 01:02:19 Because he was she looked up and saw us in her house Oh wow this is yeah, and then my dad comes home a half hour later. He forgets his keys. He thinks the back door is probably unlocked. So he walks around the back door, the cops are in the backyard looking for evidence, and they fucking tackle my dad. Oh, shoot. And take him to the fucking ground.
Starting point is 01:02:41 Evidence. They think he's a school shooter. He was the one making the pop pop pop sounds. Damn, did they beat the shit out of him? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's good. Damn, that's crazy, dude.
Starting point is 01:02:55 There's a lot of like, is it cool that at least one of the year house we still have like stories that we're finding. Things we're learning about, we're learning about. You know what this guy's break dancing? You're a murderer. Uh, why 10 and just sit at the cell phone and what grade?
Starting point is 01:03:11 No, she went to the office and called. Oh, damn. How did she just sit there? How did the were with all to see you go to make the, that's that's some real clever shit. Yeah, right. You know, I'm a real clever shit. Yeah, bring it up. Yeah, clever girl. She got to school like that.
Starting point is 01:03:29 Move her in a shaker. I'm down. So you guys never had any point in your tracks that they thought you were a school shooter? No, no. I'm not going to ask that. Oh, I had to go to school being like, I'm first, they're coming from me first.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Always be ready. I'm living in're coming from me first always be ready I just have rehearsal for plays and shit, so that's yeah, we were just in drama. Yeah, we were theater kids doing like checkless of fucking rap Well, dude, I was doing that too, but then I also was Deep in a pirate. Well the cool thing about well, no, I I fucked with pyrotechnics I did I just never thought I never got confused for someone committing mass murder. Yeah. Yeah. I, I, um, what was it?
Starting point is 01:04:10 So he was rockin' man. What was your nickname? I used to take bottle rockets and throw them into the pool because I thought it was the coolest fucking thing because they would still go underwater like, right. And then we go. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Like really fucking, yeah. I thought that was dope. And then we also had Roman candles dude You are fucking wild in high school. Yeah, he was do you remember Roman candles? Where goes yeah? Oh, you forgot Roman candles. What is that me rocket? Oh, I haven't told that part of the story we made Yeah, you're just kind of like 20 Remember Roman candles that would be like Yeah, no, I remember Teddy we put we taped two of them on a on a helmet right and
Starting point is 01:04:53 Put them and he put the helmet on and it was like pointing up or like forward pointing up pointing up and he was like fuck it all do it and so then we lit it and it was like and so then we lit it and it was like, funk, funk, but then all of the sparks just fucking were like, but yeah, it shoots out of the back. Yeah, it fucked him up. He got burned bad. I had a bad scar here for a while. It's not that funny, but it is funny.
Starting point is 01:05:15 I'm a dumbass. I had a bad scar here and I'm convinced it's why my mustache doesn't connect right here. Yeah. Because I held one of those big ass rockets and instead of throwing it I was gonna I was drunk at a party and I was gonna stand like this and have it shoot out you guys the rocket man's Performing guys hurry the rocket man the rocket man just said my one buddy Kyle
Starting point is 01:05:35 He's like the rocket man's performing everyone's like who yeah, Zach's like Zach's just like yeah Adam's really trying to get the shot down and like it burned the shit out of my face. Yeah, it's fucked up man. Did you like have a costume made or anything? Like a rocket man cape or something? No, dude, I'm not a bitch. I'm a cool ass dude. I remember my brother wouldn't for sure he did
Starting point is 01:05:57 have some like sunglasses or something. I hope you had at least some sick oakles and we're just like rocket man's about to enter the build. No, that would mean I had eye protection. I didn't think that's true. That's bitch shit. That's bitch shit. On March 16, 2000, two sheriff's deputies were shot in Atlanta. Jamil Alamine, a Muslim leader and former Black Power activist, was convicted.
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Starting point is 01:09:10 There you go. Houston! Ha! Toppins! My Douth! My Douth! Ooh, ah! That was another song I listened to a lot in high school. Yeah, that one was fire. Oh,
Starting point is 01:09:27 I Derb Yeah, fucking kicked out. Do they sing stupify? So I was super fired him up back again Yeah, so like that dude the music I'll stand by it I'm sorry, my dad thinks the 60s and 70s had the best music. No. Dude, early 2000s.
Starting point is 01:09:50 It's good stuff. Early 2000s rap rock, I think we peeps. Yeah, okay. Puddle of mud. She fucking hates me. Yeah, I can't wait till you're like sitting at the, in this house, we listen to corn, okay? Yeah, that's it. I can't wait till you're like sitting at the in this house. We listen to corn, okay? I
Starting point is 01:10:06 Can't wait to be a grandfather be like back in my day Your mom and I met in a puddle of mud show she was a freak on a leash Okay, I will say that the yes Corn fan, but he did have the best microphone stand in the game. Oh, yeah, yeah Jonathan Davis Remember that video weren't killed switch was fucking cool It was like a black dome and the bullet keeps coming through. Yeah, yeah, it was like anime style. Yes. Yeah Right Stomped in break the panel and then you can just go boom Right right to do we do it. I've been back when back when music made sense, okay?
Starting point is 01:10:52 Do you remember when they did the fucking nursery rhyme just like Mary had a little Mary had a little And it everybody in the studios like we got it here. Yeah, we got it Everybody in the studio is like we got it hit yeah, we got it Yeah, yeah, what's the mic? The engineers like turning up the knob? What's he gonna say next? Yeah, it's just like jingle bells jingle, but they're like turn it down turn it down turn it down That's one doesn't work one step too far what if we
Starting point is 01:11:30 Like a post-it each or guy girl get a baby Policit remember lit dude my job dude remember that video with lit with with with a panty Anderson and they're all tiny and they're all naked I think it was you make me Okay, yeah You Like I'm not trying to say like I know what you guys are talking about but I believe it starts with you make me Right, right? I'm gonna come right you and then it's you make me come probably it was fun to sing around the house And like no excuse me
Starting point is 01:12:27 Yeah, let me finish on MTV shut up and then you quietly go bitch right I think it starts if you make me come yeah tap it let's go baby doesn. Do you guys remember this? No. Felicity Huffman finally speaks out about. N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N- number two. Really? Who the fuck? I would not have guessed it. But I think I was really standing up this year for some 41 and I constantly was going like, no, they're actually good. They've got some cuts. There's obviously it's pop punky but there's some metal influence.
Starting point is 01:13:22 Yeah, the doctor said my mom should have had it poor wife is just like I just want to go to sleep Adam. Yeah. My back is killing me. Ha! Topics! That's stupid. We can't.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Felicity Huffman. Ever clear. Was Everclear one guy or a band? No, Everclear was art Alexis. It was how many people though. Dude, it was four guys and dude, I saw I saw them what two summers ago in in Charleston and Greg Montoya was their bassist. Okay, and so I knew that from just being a big ever clear head. What's the song though? Father of mine? Yeah, father. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So father of mine was the song the father of mine? Yeah, so father of mine was the the song he sang about not having a dad is like my father Gave me a name that he walked away
Starting point is 01:14:11 And I would sing it full blast in my room and my dad would pick in be like you want to talk about some button You good you good. I feel like I gave you more than a name You good, but so Greg Montoya was the bassist, and I saw Everclear at a show in Charleston, and they get off stage, and I'm like, Motherfucking Greg Montoya! And the bassist looked at me like, what? And then I looked up quickly,
Starting point is 01:14:41 he hasn't been the basis since oh Ford yeah the business yeah and then he goes he was like I actually know you man good to meet you he knew who I was this other guy who is in Greg Montoya nice to meet you Adam Levine right here dude epic slam those are fighting words you? You fighting words do you have the moves like Jagger? You you gave him a fact I wish I was Adam Levine Maybe he's seen his ads. Yeah, he's got he fucking kills it in the DMs Toppings you gave him a name and then walked away And my favorite thing about Adam Levine these days is just the like the lack of he just has to have sunglasses on now
Starting point is 01:15:26 Does he yeah, he's turned into the guy who's always got the sunglasses on trying to be the fucking rocket man He needs a chill well I feel like if I run because I've ran into Adam Levine before and I was like dude my name's Adam divine your name's Adam Levine It's one letter off. I get so many times when you have a show, I get like, they make, makes up the names and they're like, oh my god, you're such a great singer. Oh my god, I can't believe it. You're so good on the voice, bubble, blah. I'm sure you get that when I have shows and stuff too, right?
Starting point is 01:15:55 And he looks at me because literally never. Wait, but he goes like this. Literally never. Yeah, so don't get it. Fuck that guy, fuck that guy never. Yeah, so don't get Fuck that guy fuck that guy forever. Yeah, ha Tapping Felicity Huffman who is happening with her? Go ahead She's a human woman
Starting point is 01:16:19 Apparently fair. She's an actress right for the Housewives fame. Okay finally speaks out about She's an actress, right? For the scene of Housewives fame. Okay. Finally speaks out about varsity blues, admission scandal. Oh, yeah, she was the lady that bought her daughter's way into college. Is she married? She's a good mom. Is she married to the Shubler, the William H. Macy?
Starting point is 01:16:36 Yeah, would you call them? The Shubler from Mystery Men? Yeah, Kyle has only seen a couple movies and Mystery Men is one of the Shubler's. Oh, the Shubler is the cooler. He's a lot of things.. and this one. Oh, he's the cooler. He's the cooler. He's a lot of things. Oh, but I don't know if he is actually. But I know he's the cooler.
Starting point is 01:16:50 Yeah, did you say the cooler? Yeah, he just said that. But is he the shoveler? All right, well, now we're actually in the hot topics. So we do have to talk about the hot topics. OK, I just want to make sure I fuck you. So she finally speaks out about the varsity blues admission scandal after 11 day prison stunts. Oh,
Starting point is 01:17:05 damn, stint, right? Stint for bribing her daughter's way into college. I had to break the law to give her a future. What a dog. Oh, yeah. Bitch. Yeah. Husband spent 11 days in jail for paying someone to third. So he is SAT score. Okay. I don't look at SAT because I never took it. I was like SAT. That's true. Yeah. Her SAT score.
Starting point is 01:17:31 She says she felt there was no other option because she wasn't getting in. Dude, imagine your kids so dumb that you, but also also imagine you're like, there's not another option. How does she think there's not another option? You don't look at fucking go to school do what I didn't get great grades to get into like an awesome school That was the option right now a parents knew the option right community college go to a Jewish college Fucking boy
Starting point is 01:18:00 Life changing oh shit. I wish I would have flipped over oh pirates Fuck it. I didn't go there. Yeah, obviously obviously just swim your way into college Obviously yeah, or become a fucking stripper like a badass. What the fuck? But she's also like the daughter of wealthy people. Yeah, just kick it Right just ride it out through your 20s, and then meet somebody, marry them, and run around. I guess she paid some guy named Rick Singer, $15,000 to Fudger Daughters SAT scores.
Starting point is 01:18:34 That's insane. In order to land her place at college, among a group of wealthy, famous parents. 15 or five years old. Allegedly. 15, 15. Oh, that's worth it. I would actually.
Starting point is 01:18:44 No. Yeah, that's not. Well, I guess, because I'm about to have my first child. Yeah, you are. 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or 15 or take more math. I went to community college and they were like, your math isn't good enough. So it could go one of two ways. I didn't go to college at all. Yeah, I didn't go. I know. I mean, I met you there, but then I left. You were there, yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:16 People are legitimately shocked that we're uneducated. They're like, how did you do it? And we're like, I have no idea. Yeah. We're actually really crazy. So then she was like, they came into my home. They woke up my daughters at gunpoint. Again, nothing new to the black and brown community.
Starting point is 01:19:36 What? I think you're reading a different story. A different story. No, no, no. This is the idea. Oh, when they raided the house. This is what she said. They came in and they were like and they and then she tried to like, you know, be woke in the moment. What did she say? Again, right?
Starting point is 01:19:52 Nothing wrong to the black and brown community, which makes me like her even less. Yeah, but by the way, like you guys don't and shoot. Go ahead. You dumb bitch. I can't wait till I work with her in the future. She plays my mom in something I'm like I'm so sorry. And weirdly she's like I've listened to every episode. It's actually my favorite podcast. Yeah it's crazy. And then she goes you are so dumb. Yeah and she goes it just felt like I had to give my daughter a chance out of future. And so it was sort of like my daughter's future. So that twice, she is so dumb. Which men I had to break the law. What is she gonna one word?
Starting point is 01:20:33 Yeah, I guess. Dude, you know, so fucked up. If my kid is really dumb, you know, maybe I'm gonna be an illegal badass. Yeah. That's so, by their way, into things. But I hope I'm not. I hope I'm just a cool dude who's like, yeah, I got one dumb kid and hopefully one smart one. Yeah, let him be dumb. They
Starting point is 01:20:48 can get smart when they feel like getting smart, but they can be dumb for as long as they want. I'm such a dork that when I was looking at the article and I saw the picture of the daughter like posing, her feet weren't even strapped into the rowing machine. Oh, damn. And I was like, clearly, she's not even fucking rowing. Yeah. So you think you would you think it never would have never would have Got over on you you would have been like I see it. She wasn't even strapped in but you're supposedly like in the middle of rowing Yeah, yeah, everyone here knows you got a strap in your freaking concept too. Yeah, absolutely do Well, here's the weird thing is she goes I want to really row. I want to go out on the water and row There's one at the hotel. Let's do it drunk drunk and we get back on the water. Oh, no, no, I want to get in a boat and do fucking crew come down to my house
Starting point is 01:21:31 Dude they do it every day. I feel like that would be really fun. So it's in crude So look at said she regretted the scheme Yes, points She regretted the scheme, but felt she had no choice at the time because of Mia who she said previously said has a learning disability Same so okay and Dura has one who doesn't would not have been otherwise accepted now Sophia studying at studying drama at Carnegie Mellon Melon Carnegie Mellon
Starting point is 01:22:04 You triggered him thinking about breastfeeding. No, that is the name of the college right? I have no clue. Yeah, did she shrink down and she's in a cantaloupe? Do I have like a negative points? You are a fucking idiot Carnegie melon is it like name after two? I heard like a lot of old-time guys like or Carnegie Carnegie, no, that's probably not take it like or Carnegie Carnegie. No, that's probably not for Carnegie. It is.
Starting point is 01:22:28 Can I see the word? It is. It's Carnegie. No, it's not. It is. No, it isn't. It's only one way to find out. No, it's not Carnegie.
Starting point is 01:22:37 It is. It's like the Appalachian Mountains. You think it's Appalachian Mountains, but it's Appalachian. Is it? It is. Oh boy. Let me... Isaac, do you not say Carnegie? Carnegie Hall? Here, I'll do the fuck is happening. Guys, I'll do the pronunciation right. Here we go. Ready? Carnegie. That sounds like Carnegie. Sorry Adam. I think that you are so dumb. Yeah, that's got a wrong. Yeah. you thought I had read or I watched I watched
Starting point is 01:23:08 something on the history channel and they kept saying Carnegie and I'm like these guys are fucking idiots and then oh well that's just you thinking you're smarter than the TV. No but then I was like I guess they know right so Carnegie. No you just do. They were saying Carnegie. You stand on this. Where do So Carnegie, but you just They were saying Carnegie
Starting point is 01:23:26 You stand on this. Where do you stand on this? What's the next story? Do you guys remember that some 40? Oh my god, they're in a backyard party and you wish you were there Yeah, drinking in the back of an El Camino. Oh, yeah Hell yeah, baby. So woman who fled Amish upbringing reveals that it's like to date and In ultra strict community what is like to date in an ultra strict community and lift the lid on
Starting point is 01:23:56 Corning ritual called bundling what yeah, that's like when you get cable and then like also Couples perform basically because they can't have premarital sex. And essentially what that means is this something I see Kyle doing. Like, I'm listening. Yeah. This is something Kyle would do before
Starting point is 01:24:15 like he was allowed to finger bang. No, he grabbed all. They would get really loud. They would get really close. And then like tell secrets and talk. And they're on the bed. And they're talking really close and then like tell secrets and talk and they're on the bed and they're talking really close and then the guy would reach in and pull her really close and they would not kiss. Right. And then they would roll. I'm going to come up.
Starting point is 01:24:36 That's the ritual that's bundling. That's bundling. Wow. Isn't that what you do do in middle school before you're allowed? So it's a finger bang. Yeah. A loud. A loud. Who do you like? that what you do do in middle school before you're allowed to finger bang? Yeah, allowed. Who do you like? I was here to finger bang.
Starting point is 01:24:48 What, you didn't have a talk where your parents sat you at the table and say, you're officially allowed to finger bang. No, an alarm went off in my house and my dad goes, it's finger bang. A clock. Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. Houston, we have a goblin. Get him, boy. That sounds like normal, bundling. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:25:08 Isn't that just like on top of clothes making out? But they actually have to roll. Yeah, what's the roll specific? But these are on like 15 year olds. These are like 20 year old people. Right. Rolling around, they're not allowed to kiss. Okay.
Starting point is 01:25:23 They make kiss on the cheek. Do not come. And then, if he really likes you, he may kiss you on the lips. Oh my God. Lucky girl. What? He can kiss on the lips.
Starting point is 01:25:33 Well, actually, it makes me kind of go like, the Amish for sweet. Yeah. Not only do they make like dope rocking chairs and cool fireplaces. Yeah. They're also like really just sweet, nice people. This does seem like a scene out of a dream
Starting point is 01:25:48 in the 40-year-old virgin where he finally meets the girl and then he gets on her and then they just roll around for two minutes, just rolling around. And then give a kiss on the lips and they're like, I just busted a nut. Yeah. Holy shit. You are so nasty. I'm a shrew. Hit a team and you were to bl I just busted a nut. Yeah. Holy shit. You are so nannth.
Starting point is 01:26:06 I'm gonna show you. Hit a team and we're gonna be like, you got it. You got it. Carol Hall accuses John Oates. This is Hall and Oates of ultimate partnership betrayal. And you know what a file ends. This sucks. So evidently some like shit happened between them,
Starting point is 01:26:23 but I don't even care about that. What I care about is you can't go for that is what what you guys would consider What would be the ultimate partnership of try? Partnership betrayal Partnership yes, um Partnership oh yeah, yeah, I also just said Carnegie, which apparently is wrong. But I thought Carnegie was the way we all say it, but that's the wrong way. Loader. I think I said it.
Starting point is 01:26:56 Appalachian. Appalachian. Because it's Appalachian and no one says it that way. Is that like an accent thing? Maybe. I would say the ultimate partnership betrayal would be like, if you guys filmed me taking a shit and I didn't know. Like, and if that's what Darryl Hall did for a surprise.
Starting point is 01:27:18 If that's what Darryl Hall did, the John Oats, I side with Darryl. Wait a second. Wait, why does that matter at all? Because I think I have videos. Yeah, I'm like, what sighed with dare. Wait a second. Wait a second. Why does that matter at all? Because I think I have videos. Yeah, I'm like, what? Then I walk.
Starting point is 01:27:28 What was that? No, that's just not cool. What was that body? What was that pan of my work there? That was my head set. And then my wig. And then my little baby dick. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 01:27:44 That would be, that would honestly be the ultimate partnership betrayal if you revealed to me that you had a wig. Okay. I don't think I could come back from that. Okay. For me, I like it more. I don't think, well, I would, it would be betrayal. I would feel betrayed.
Starting point is 01:27:59 For me, it would be like if we had like an album on Spotify or Apple music where like one person uploaded it, and it was making money, because people were listening to it, and then like, maybe they just didn't tell us about how much money it was making. Uh-oh. Who are back?
Starting point is 01:28:14 Me? No, I'm just, why would you say me? I'm not a Lee. You've received checks. I'm not saying I haven't. Oh, I'm just saying that would be the ultimate betrayal. Oh, yeah, it would be. It would be the different world. That would be bad to happen.
Starting point is 01:28:27 I think somebody had to do all the paperwork to get it up there. You know what I mean? Somebody had to copy right. Interesting things. Somebody made the choice split it four ways exactly. You know what I mean? I don't think that's betrayal at all. What would be Kyle?
Starting point is 01:28:42 And I'm talking about old Toby. And I'm talking about old Toby. And I'm talking about old Toby. What would your ultimate betrayal be? I don't know what it would be. I really am not if you stole my wife. If I stole your wife, yeah. If you try to take my wife. I agree.
Starting point is 01:29:00 That should be off the table too. If we steal any of our wives. That's just not okay Wait, wait, no, in fact, I'd be cool with it Really try to keep it in the family and I'd so get a visit her like on Fam like on like little trips that we take together But when you say steal your wife or you say like I kidnap her or that like I would like I took your girl like you took my girl Oh, yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah, I feel like that's a pretty universal Wait a second wait a second bro
Starting point is 01:29:30 Wait, you were trying to delineate between like kidnapping or just like Right cuz if you're winning her heart and you're like you can kidnap her do not win her heart away I don't know if you've seen the best movie ever saving Silverman, but I don't know if I have actually. Oh, that movie's the ultimate betrayal would be if you guys murdered my mom. See? See? That's the end of it. That's pleasure.
Starting point is 01:29:55 Well, that, whatever, just don't film me taking a shit. I don't want you to see that. On March 16, 2000, two sheriff's deputies were shot in Atlanta. Jamil Alamin, a Muslim leader in former Black Power activist, was convicted. But the evidence was shaky, and the whole truth didn't come out during the trial. My name is Mosey Secret, and when I started investigating this case in my hometown, I uncovered a dark truth about America. He said to me, you want me to take care of them for not doing something or paying you something like that. I said no, what you talking about? But I had no idea who he had become. That's how he approached you. You know, he met when he said that.
Starting point is 01:30:43 Yeah, I'm thinking murder in him in it, you know. I think that's That's how he approached you. You know he meant what he said that. Yeah, I'm thinking, murdered in a minute, you know. I think that's what he was thinking to me. From Tinderfoot TV, Campside Media and I Heart Podcasts, Radical is available now. Listen to the new podcast Radical for free on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
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Starting point is 01:32:57 So we got some hot cues or you guys have some hot cues and get some sweet sweet eggs Nathan Edward's ass which one of you would make the best naked grandma Okay, the best the best picogram. I think Blake wants to delineate now is this like make like ourselves or like do we create one? Yeah, cuz I do need to know if I be coming. I think I know. I think I think I think it's the old lady versions of ourself. Oh, I was thinking it would be me because I already have like kind of droopy skin all over the place. So I already kind of look like naked grandma when I take off my clothes. Yeah, you do. You do. Um, I don't know. I feel like if you got some of that like Halloween spray paint for your hair and just did my shit
Starting point is 01:33:46 All gray. I'd be a pretty cool naked ground. Yeah, I could see you being a great, but you're too you're too bony for me Oh, okay, not you grandma too bony for you to what fuck To me So to me, I think it's it is Durs for me. Yeah, cuz he's got a little print on the question? So to me, I think it is Durs for me. Yeah. Because he's got a little meat on his bones. He's worked out. You know, he was a collegiate athlete.
Starting point is 01:34:10 So it's going to droop in the right ways. For me, as I'm a naked grandma, I'm going to be like one of the, that you're going to call me a broad. Right. It's science. I'm like, look at this broad. I'm like, you're a little card sharp. I'm always going to be like, I have like a cast iron pan. I'm like, look at this broad. I'm like, you're a little card sharp. I'm like, I have a like a cast iron pan.
Starting point is 01:34:26 I'm like, what's cooking? You know, I'm always sizzling up some bacon. Right. Not like, not, what's it, Mama's family? What was that show? Look at this broad. What is it called, Mama's family? With Carol Burnett?
Starting point is 01:34:39 Yeah, that was a chill. I thought that lady was my grandma. She looked exactly like my grandma. And I I was like very young when it was out. Oh, so I just would look at the TV and be like, there's me, Ma. Nucky grandma! You're a dumb kid. Alright. Name Brown.
Starting point is 01:34:56 Blake, does the curtain match the drapes? Oh shit. Does your hair match your teeth? You want to see it? You want to see it? Well, you want to see it. Well, you want to see it. Hey, they keep talking about it. Oh, you guys keep fucking talking about it.
Starting point is 01:35:09 Yeah, you won't shut up about it. Wake it up. Wake it up. Yeah, too bad. Too much. It's right there. It's right there. It's right there.
Starting point is 01:35:18 He's looking at it. Nah. No. Not today. Should we all go get waxed together? Oh, wait. Just to have done it. That's a big to have it. I would I would be down. I want to imagine him Well, he's in really waxed. What did you say? What did you say? Do you want to get waxed?
Starting point is 01:35:36 Oh, no, no. I feel like the only people that would need to be waxed is me and you because we're the only ones that have hair. With enough testosterone. Brass. Still pumpin' it. Still pumpin' it. Natural style. I'm a dude. What? Uh, so Cody Bowen asks, who's your favorite fighter of choice for mortal combat? Oh. That's a very good question.
Starting point is 01:35:59 Yeah. What was the dude? I love the guy with the flat brim hat, the Asian guy that did that. Kung Lao, dude. No, but you're confusing him. You're doing a Luke King kick. What was the dude I love the guy with the flat brim hat the Asian guy that come loud dude No, but you're confusing him. You're doing a Luke King King with the Kung Lao hat. I know I know So which one I thought he was a couple guys would throw his hat, but Luke King would go Didn't read him have a hat Raiden also had I thought yeah, I'm just saying Things from the video I did specifically the cake is what I know
Starting point is 01:36:30 The one that I picked all the time that I would play I would play as was go Because you're go row the forum guy go row he like you had to beat the game and shit Yeah, that's what you saying tumble brag Okay, okay, okay Yeah, Goro was my shit What about you guys so whoops? I'm if I'm I'm gonna guess You're a No, I like
Starting point is 01:36:58 Scorpion get over here. Yeah But I also like to think I could be Johnny Cage I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out.
Starting point is 01:37:10 I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out.
Starting point is 01:37:18 I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I'm just gonna throw it out. I just thought the graphics of Mortal Kombat all be it super violent cool But it was like school shooter kids who like to play it because the graphics were just like the punches were just like a dude going
Starting point is 01:37:31 Yeah, but virtue a fighter and Tekken was it was like three fucking D And what a what a second was Tekken where you could do like that old man who did drunk style. Yes. That shit was fucking epic. I'm Baraka with the fucking knife. Baraka. Obviously. You also telecombo. You could, you could, you had to do something to get him too, right? No, no, he's a character.
Starting point is 01:37:54 Was Vega? Was Vega? He's not an OG. Not in the OG. So Camelo Vermittis. Okay. Cam, Cam. Oh, come back.
Starting point is 01:38:03 After the Oakland show does Adam realize how much nicer and happier he is without Derseran. Tusty! Shut up, you see. And also, whatever happened to Let's Stop, Let's Go. Oh, yeah, I still don't like it. I just did a commercial for the NFL and for Amazon and they wanted me to, they constantly kept coming up to me and being like, and at the end just scream, let's go. And I'm like nah.
Starting point is 01:38:32 And they're like, it'd be really great if you were like, let's go. And I'm like, I'm not going to do that. Right. Let's go. Do you think it was like a passionate fan of ours who was testing you and he went home to the delegation and was like, he didn't do it you guys. Yes. From the looks of this guy.
Starting point is 01:38:48 No, he wasn't. Yeah, I mentioned that. It'd be really great if you said let's go. Yeah, let's go. And let's go. Susanna asked, did Adam actually get his belly button pierced during the episode when you guys switched dealers? And the answer is no, but I did get a printout. There's no.
Starting point is 01:39:08 Which is the piercing through the dickhead. Yeah, Zingra. Blake's pretending he doesn't know from blowing it in the end. So I don't know if you have any five of them. Yeah, my dick is just pissed. With this new watch, it sounds like Santa's arriving. Ellen, wait. But I do remember when we filming that you wanted to do it during filming you were like let's just do it Let's film it and people were like no do you remember?
Starting point is 01:39:34 I do well. Yeah, cuz I always am like let's just keep it real man. Yeah, Adam. It's right. It was drunk almost every day It was just keep it real drunk almost every day it worked. Was this keeping real? It's keeping real, bam. Lots of cheesed corn. And Durs really have a tan dick. Hashtag no home all when he wants people to know that, no home all. Hey, and great questions, guys.
Starting point is 01:39:54 Great questions. All dick related. No, thank you Houston. You know what's really gotten under my skin, my four skin specifically. No, okay. Let's go. Yes, points. I saw some video that the day I saw some girl saying
Starting point is 01:40:07 that white dudes dick look like raw chicken. And I was like, no, yeah, kind of. All right. I think it looks like fried chicken. Because of all the balls and the weird abnormality on it. I think your dick's going to fall off. Your dick looks like fried chicken. Yeah, because of the, balls and the weird abnormality on it. I think your dick's gonna fall off. You're dick looks like fried chicken.
Starting point is 01:40:28 Yeah, because like I said, the bumps and the weird scabs, the flaky parts. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely, man. That's what I thought.
Starting point is 01:40:39 We stand in solidarity. Adam thinks his nickname in high school was rocket man. Everyone's calling him the Colonel. Why does that? Hey, what's up, drumstick? What I'm thinks is nickname in high school was Rocket Man. Everyone's calling him the Colonel. Why is that? Hey, what's up, drumstick? Yeah, fuck it. I'll give myself.
Starting point is 01:40:52 So what was the worst fight between you all? Like whose ass was beat the most? What is this? I think it just covered this. No, I mean, me and you have fought a few times, but none of us ever hit each other. No. There was like, I would get drunk and then swing,
Starting point is 01:41:10 but his swings were like, it was very goro, like. It was my fighting style. It was goro, that's true. No, I feel like we never had any true throwdown dragouts. Yeah, it'd be cool if we were just beating each other's asses all the time. Yeah, I think we would like fucking wrestle, drunk, and make it, but that was nothing, you know what? You don't remember that?
Starting point is 01:41:36 Maybe it's just me and Blake. What? No, sir, I do not. Oh, no, we just got really close and then just rolled around. Bro, that's right. I remember. It's called bundling. Oh, no, we just got really close and like and then just like rolled around Bro That's right. I remember it's called bundling fucking grow up We bumbled you're telling me to grow up. Yo guys roll on out. We got a case of beer We're probably gonna do some bundling
Starting point is 01:41:56 See you in 20. Yeah me and the homies are about to bundle tonight. You might want to pull up So Jose Pena the third asked Ders, can you? Basically is asking can you unleash the Ders real quick? Okay I mean are we just talking about it? Yeah I don't be able to talk tomorrow big text, will y'all be on dancing with the stars or mass singer first? Well, and then in quotes, Adam.
Starting point is 01:42:31 Wait, do we say y'all, but then Adam? Yeah. Okay. I'm not gonna be on dancing with the stars because my knees would fucking explode. I know for a fact. But I mean, I guess watch the next season of Massinger. Oh!
Starting point is 01:42:47 Oh! Someone's dressed as a giant. Bert Marshmallow. Oh! Oh! Oh! That little shanf. Do they have break dancing with the stars?
Starting point is 01:42:58 Cause uh... Damn! Yeah, they should. No. Cause I don't want to out myself. I don't want people to be like like he's not that good of a singer Right, right. Why is he doing it? Yeah, Ken Jong is being like well, it can be anyone from pitch perfect because they're better singers Like it's definitely not a professional singer. I want to do that special forces reality show
Starting point is 01:43:19 What's that one? It's just like celebrities and like housewives, I think going to celebrities is pretty loose term. Yeah, that's why I threw in like housewives like reality people and then like a couple pro athletes and what they like drop them in the game. They go through like the special forces training in like one week. Fuck yeah. And they have to like swim and run and hold their breath and listen to babies crying and I'm like, this is what I do every day. They're like, okay, now you have to waterboard a person. What? Okay, so peel his fingernails off.
Starting point is 01:43:53 What the fuck? Yeah. We're off the show. I'm out. And Ders is like, I won that shit. Yeah, I took on the gold. I'm spitting out fingernails like, pfft.
Starting point is 01:44:03 Landry MS Blake, be honest. Do you really like those balls? The cause of diarrhea Yeah, I do I fucking love them too. Yeah nice Not paying you anymore dude. You could be honest with these people. I they fucking suck I like them. I think they're fucking delicious. Is it that fucking? It's a really good actor. You think they're delicious?
Starting point is 01:44:29 I don't have a problem with them. It's just like, hey, don't have a problem is different than I think they're delicious. Very different statements. Hey, they're liquid that goes into me, guys. I mean, I'm also not like, like, I don't have a problem with black licorice, but I don't think it's delicious. I was like, where is this going? No, I'm also not like like I don't have a problem with black licorice But I don't think it's delicious. I was like, where's this going? No?
Starting point is 01:44:50 Honestly, I love buzz balls. I love the way the make me feel You're lying Varga she has how fat are y'all hey? That's a great question pretty fat. We're getting up there your boots are cute. I did my BMI today because we were talking about it I'm officially oh be see all your boobs are huge. Yeah, yeah He's a size of Texas sir Yeah, I don't I don't know how fat I am yeah, I. Yes. If Adam could pick one of the other boys to be in pitch perfect, okay? Would it be
Starting point is 01:45:33 My child Blake Thank you. I was the one not it's not for singing you just be some hot I can okay We call you you you recycle you're always shirtless on a unicycle I guess I have to rewatch these movies what the fuck is that? Dude, it's real sexy. I would kind of like to hear the like a little bit more of a premise of like this perfect for Yeah, like it's Blake like the main adversary. It's a guy who goes by. He's guy in the deep, deep background.
Starting point is 01:46:08 That's cool. And you don't even notice him on the first and second and third watch. But that fourth watch, you're like, who's that like half naked man in the deep background around a unicycle if you watch it four times? That's me. And I got a spin off.
Starting point is 01:46:24 Thanks, Paramount Plus. Yeah. Now that'd be, oh, that'd be Peacock, okay? Peacock, Peacock. Paramount, yeah. You know what I read today? Just like my own, just to go back to Dun Dun Dun. It was like, I guess Paramount Plus's stock
Starting point is 01:46:41 went up 10% today because there's rumblings of Apple plus like bundling with it Okay, and I'm like is Apple plus like are is Apple gonna start just making blackberries Yeah, they bring back break break break breaker that'd be kind of sick try to get Brick breaker the whole center. I guess Paramount plus is advertising on our podcast We have to put a stop to this. Yeah, we got a People have said like there's commercials for paramount plus on your guys show. They're juicing the stocks people You lose I think it fucking sucks guys. I'm with you. Yeah, but I mean, I do love Apple plus I think it's a pretty cool app that people should get it does rock Godzilla
Starting point is 01:47:20 Godzilla any take-backs any apologies any epic slams boys Got your love any takebacks any apologies any epic slams boys Take backs apologies epic. I'm sorry. I ever doubted Kyle's dancing abilities Yeah, I believe like like like when we came out here and we saw 30 people I was like holy shit and then you broke dance did a broke dance did yeah, and I was like we're gonna rock it and I would like I would like to I was I was sitting on this size of the crowd even though there's over a thousand people here It feels like T.I.M.E. Stand up
Starting point is 01:47:55 It is a huge theater and if you're listening to the podcast there's five thousand Yeah, up to ten thousand people here You guys were small but mighty and we thank you. Yeah Yeah And he take back to any bulge Epic giveaways right here. Yeah, I'll double I remember how we did double down at the last show I'm a double down on chop and screw not great I'm not great. Okay.
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Starting point is 01:48:53 Thank you so much We really appreciate you guys This is another episode Another episode of THIS IS IMPORTANT! Thank you all so much! We love you all! Thank you! Eh? I ain't got that shit over here, man Ah, thank you Ah, yeah, I'm supposed to mix in spell Cats can ride you riding this shirt Head for the hood hat when it sits for pain
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Starting point is 01:50:30 I'm a wizard rich, you can't defeat me Cause I'm a predator too, like Danny Club on the GT And when I rap son, I care spells And when I'm banging your wish I make your reign like hells Yes I did and I'll do it again I'm from the city you win We keep on winch is on binge You can lock me up but I'm break out It's a form I'm ready with the diamonds that I'm paying down And then we hit the club and then we hit the club If they've been tipped to post shit
Starting point is 01:51:05 If your bitch break out of the lotion And now let her run You let her down Grab her hold of my staff You go to town You rig up, way in, huh I'm saying, huh Don't make me get out my spill
Starting point is 01:51:21 But now you're playing hard I'm gonna stay down No, no, no, no home I'm going home, home, home, home This is gonna be your home, no, that's everything was We've been on the wrong road, this is the road Home, home, home, home, home, home My name is Ben, I'm from the Republic of Canada We make you lose, and now we go instead
Starting point is 01:51:41 This is the stew we die We die, we die, we die, we die, we die We're always down to the fly, we fly, we fly It's so selfish, you know who with me is that crazy ass maid? Walkin' out the coblin' fortress with my loaded twelve paid I'm flying on a dragon You keep riding in a river Why you dance up in the club?
Starting point is 01:52:08 I saw the glitter that were missed I'm out down It shows whizzards respect I'll need to bump you with the stab For I'll blast you with the text Of that roll, Harry Potter Ain't nothing but a bit I can like a little girl
Starting point is 01:52:24 Fight as well, Colin W' with, I'ma listen You tell by these nuts, and I'm goin' out spells, cause I know so much They move but I am the best, but we've down for a quest And I never leave the castle though, I pull it through my bed We've got a friend to sue, can't see. I'm a W, I see. Hey, hard-d, I don't know how long the whole world is. It's the people of the world, not something was,
Starting point is 01:52:55 Cause we've been number one since the last. It's the whole world, that made him make him open. But I can't end the group, I can't fool him. How we gonna stand? I'm in a bank of hope, I'm about to run And then the green bag of food And how we constant What is this you need? Da What's up? You know we know we know
Starting point is 01:53:12 Yeah I always doubt I You're half the moon forever You know we're far Wooo La La La On March 16, 2000, two sheriff's deputies were shot in Atlanta.
Starting point is 01:53:39 A Muslim leader and former Black Power activist was convicted. But the evidence was shaky, and the whole truth didn't come out during the trial. My name is Mosey Secret, and when I started investigating this case in my hometown, I uncovered a dark truth about America. From Tinder for TV, came-side media, and I Heart Podcasts. Radical is available now. Listen to the new podcast, Radical, for free on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Mary K. McBrayer, host of the podcast, The Greatest True Crime Stories Ever Told,
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