This Is Important - Ep 176: Live From Long Island: Whiskey Dick, Cocaine Dick, Or Long Island Iced Tea Dick?

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

Live from Long Island!  Today, this is what's important: Break dancing, dog fighting, long island iced tea, the best Long Island celebs, Robert Moore, headphones, Buckcherry, tattoos of the guys, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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mom pooping on my back, that's all right. Let's bring back Buck Cherry, Jesus Christ Christ what are we doing as a society grandpa are those those dog fighting guys with the ex-presidents why oh what everybody's judging me now because I'm bloody my j-fuck you buckle up bro what happened with Mary back carry back kick. Yeah, let's kick I have received I tried it again. Should we do that one more time? I'm gonna be real with you guys Everybody super quiet. Let's see if you can do it like can you not kick did we just find that out? No?

No, I I used to hacky sack all the time dude. Oh shit. I can do it check it out. I'm like there we go Oh, you want to hack it? That the time dude. I can do it. Check it out. I'm like, there we go. Oh. You want to hack it? That was really bad dog. Hey, we can do this. You guys care if we just hack and sack for a little bit? Now let me disappoint it if we hacky sack to both ball for an hour I think.

Go. I will say, I think this show my go off the fucking rail The grill here at the paramount are fucking awesome and then we bust off with them backstage And then they also have a lot of buzzballs here A lot of buzzballs here. Oh my God, so many. Yeah, there's so many. And if you've tasted that poison, you know that it could really go off the rails tonight.

Yeah, yeah. Normally, I have like the tequila Rita. That's the espresso martini. Ooh, that sounds delectable. Is this the first venue that serve buzzballs in our honor? Yeah. Yeah, I think. I think so.

How do you put it up? Well, we'll see. I mean, thank you guys. Thank you. Buzzballs in our honor. Yeah, yeah We'll see I mean thank you guys. Thank you. We'll see how the show goes. We will see Because we're at the Paramount theater, but part of me is like yeah Well, yeah, yeah, but this is the Paramount theater. So let's let's hear it for the Paramount theater Yes for the Paramount theater And then let's very much not hear Paramount plus yeah Yeah, fuck Those of you that are in the audience that are just here on a date, uh, or you're like your dad brought you that has been happening a lot

We're like it's a teenager who's like I didn't ever really watch you guys But my dad's a big fan and then I'm the he's a designated driver at 16. Yeah, and then the dad is like already And we're like, oh fuck we're old now, too Yeah, and the kids like old dudes the kids like you raised me and we're like yeah, you're doing great Yeah, well done. All things considered, you're crushing it. He has like eyeball tattoos and he's like, actually I watched every episode since I was six, right?

Yeah, we know. You're good. Every time you blink, it says tight butthole. That's right. I like that. That's a decision and I encourage it. And he's like, actually, my dick says, keep it sleazy. And my asshole says keep it sleazy and

Passful says and I'm out young man. Hey young man. So let's yo, that's a good tattoo to put above your asshole and I'm out and I'm out Latro yeah, yeah, I'm out. Peace. I like that Let's get it tonight. Let's do it live on stage bring out the tattoo artist all right ready to rock Damn dude Kyle gets in that position one so easily and so frequently Legs on your head it's a stretch can you put can you put one or both legs behind your head and one science? There's no way I could do that but I'll try for you. Let's see. Let's show you what you replay Wow way I could do that, but I'll try for you. Let's see. Let's should we, what should we play uh, hold up. Wow. Oh, pretty good. Now go for the other one. Hold up. That, that, that was not cool. Hold up. You're right. Kyle, the other Thanksgiving turkey. Where were you that you did the breakdancing? It was wild. That was we did that just the other day in Texas. Where were we in Sugarland?

Sugarland, we were in Sugarland. Yeah, it was in Texas. This guy fucking breakdanced, and I'm not going to ask him to do it again, but look at his body. Sugar haunches to the crowd. Check out the TV series. Do look at these. Oh, too.

Show. No, look at this. You see what happens when you breakdance as a 39 year old man? Goodbye. Hey Hey guess what? It's on one side. It's also on the fucking other side, bro. Bro, good to down. Bro. Those hips do not lie. Yeah, you turned your muffin tops into brand muffin. Holy shit. Yes, point. Okay, I'll get myself some points on that.

Yes, point. Well, he already gave points. What is it? What do you mean by brand muffins? How is that a joke? Yeah, I'm saying that the color of his why didn't you say blueberry muffins? Right or you could Dirt that's a better joke, but that's still you still get points for doing a joke Yeah, just because you have a better one in the chamber. You got to come with the jokes a little quicker if you want to get points. Are we on stage yet? Yeah. We're currently on. Shit, we are O-Fuck.

We're here. We're here. But the blueberry is obviously better though. I want to figure this out because blueberry is obviously better than brand. Yeah. So give him points as well. Okay, fine. I guess that's just a guess.

I hate that you guys are bullying me into points now Well, just shut up for a second. Well, I don't have a I don't have a dog in the fight I'm the I'm the oh so you believe in dog fighting. I'm wow Michael Vick over here Oh my god putting words in my mouth. No, I'm just I'm on the bottom Another one topic like I don't want to see dogs die for sure I don't see that right the dog fighting like just, just as a one-time thing to go to. Like a whoops. Like, where am I even going?

And then you just see one crazy nine. You have the one wild friend who has an iPad and he takes you to do a dog fighting ring and then you might... Who? Okay, I would probably be... I'd throw out a few dollars. If you have to see...

The big one. If you have to see dog fighting, who's the person that the headline of who you were with would like bury the Method man, okay? Method man if you're with method man, he takes you a dog fighting ring You just go like I don't know. Yeah, I was gonna say DJ Khaled. I don't know why that came in my mind No, DJ Khaled is not no because it's another one. Yeah I don't be like is there a is the one dog dies? He's like and another one?

They want the people want points for Kyle Got it in you with the points tonight. Yeah, I'm willing to take votes. Let's just be a democracy. I like this Right, I want to go with Michelle Obama. Okay. Yeah Wait, that's what you want a dog fight with yeah, or this is I'm gonna go with Michelle Obama. Okay. Yes, points. That's true. Wait, that's what you want a dog fight with? Yeah, or this is who you're with. Haven't you seen the video where they put the, I feel like this is just, I'm gonna finish my talk.

I don't know what's going on. He's just trying to talk to me. I don't know what in the long island has gotten in you tonight. Can't appear. No, it's not that it's buzz balls. I think that's true. Haven't you seen the video where she dunked on somebody

at the White House and was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I got a feeling when the first dog dies, she'll be like, oh, oh, oh, oh. And I'll be like, I guess it's not that bad. Dude, in dog fighting, maybe I take this back because I don't want to see dogs die. I thought they just fought until one dog was the winner. I think if that were the case. Yeah, no for sure No, Adam. They're like all right dog you won dog, right?

Right, I feel like that was like fully pinned down It's like yeah Yeah, like all flower ear, you know, they're pinned against the mat. Yeah, no, they um they like rip each other's throats out And then one dies I take it back. I don't want to go there. Okay. I don't even care if method man's taken me. Yeah exactly. I don't even care if Leonard. But that being said a great pretty crazy night. Yeah. Yeah. It was a wild one. Rockweiler. Rockweiler. That's right. Method man. Right. Let's pool is a Wu Chen clan from Long Island. Is that right? That's that my wife that my island's fucked up

Okay, okay, we do our research. We went on Wikipedia for about 90 seconds and then we did buzz balls everybody relax Yeah, you see what I'm wearing Come on now. Yeah, give it a little day, La. I know what time it is. I did not know what that shirt was for the longest time. And I was like, you're from Omaha, that's fine. Yeah. I mean, I didn't read it.

I just thought you were making like bold color choices. Like, OK, Ders. These are my friends from Summer Camp. Yeah. Yeah, that is probably one of the loudest shirts I've seen on Derswear. Yeah, I like to wear Hawaiian everyone's. The lineup of...

Oh, like that. The lineup of Long Islanders is pretty... It is. It's a blazing title of Sick. Long Islanders or Long Islanders? What is it? This is Long Islanders. Yeah.

Okay. Fire. Yes, blow. We should be drinking. Okay. Long Islanders team. I know what's up with long-earned iced teas That's obviously from here, right? Yeah, I would think so yeah, you would think so I would like to meet that fucking Drumcast bartender We'll just mix it all together and then it was actually

Delicious, what is it? I don't I don't remember what along I was just a ton of alcohol It's just makes together a little bit of Monica. I don't know what it is like a suicide for Someone knows someone for sure knows and I want that person to come to the stage. Okay, here we go What's going on island iced tea? Here we go Is it like, what is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?

What is it? You tell me. It's IST. What? What? What is it? It's IST. What?

There's no IST in it. I'm almost positive. There's no IST. There's no IST. There's no IST. There's no IST. There's no IST. There's no IST.

There's no IST. There's no IST. There's no IST. There's no IST. There's no IST. Vicky Rambo. Vicky Rambo. Vicky Rambo. Vicky Rambo. Vicky Rambo. Vicky Rambo. Adam Go. Adam. They've already booed him in a bunch of booze and whiskey. Adam, that was why. That guy buzzed off a little too hard. That was why if we went like, what's in a white Russian and somebody was like Russian.

Right. Right. In white. A white. I actually feel, drummer then when we started the question. I don't think we've learned anything about it. We didn't learn anything from that I know He's like oh yeah get him out of here security was like security's like hey bitch. You don't know what's in a fucking long You're looking at a fucking check yourself

Yeah, this is the flashlight and my microphone at the same time by the way That's the work I'm that. Yeah, I love that. This is the flashlight and my microphone at the same time, by the way. That's the work I'm doing. I really like your home. You're home. You don't know what's in a long Island IST. By the way, neither do we. Yeah. And by the way, after the show, that's the charity guards

and be like, hey, funny show, don't you ever fucking do that again? No doubt, no doubt. No doubt. I mean, I mean, I think that's what's the beauty of a long Island IS tea is like the drink is brown So you can mix whatever the fuck you want. It's gonna be I like how he said it to he hit the long Island tarve That's the beauty of the long Island iced tea. You want to hear what the official rep recipe

Are you good? I mean just yeah, yeah, let's hit it with you want to hear the official recipe on please This is gotta be the dumbest website ever liquor calm. Yeah Pretty good grab it's a three-fourths vodka three-fourths white rum three-four silver tequila three-fourths out to gin three-fourths out to triple sec three-fourths out to Cypals are up three-fourths out of lemon cypals, syrup, three-fourths, ounce of lemon juice, freshly squeezed, cola to top, and a lemon wedge. Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!

Whoo! And it didn't say one drop, a iced tea, brother! Yeah! By the way, he started... You are so dumb! He started so confidently, I was like, we all know, starts with ice tea. like we all know starts with the base of Hey, at least he didn't say long Island wasn't it, you know what I mean? It's one one is it possible for us to get

We get three long Island iced teas Isaac get off your fucking phone right now I Said Kyle wants a virgin that'll be like I want a virgin long. I would like to That's gonna be three fourths a little bit of soda water and then Coca-Cola and That sounds like a wild. I like it put ice tea in mine just put just give me ice tea This is the farthest I've been out in Long Island. I don't know if I've ever been in Long Island. It's fucking cool. The drive out here was beautiful.

I was like, these are some nice, nice ass neighborhoods. Yeah, Adam slept the whole drive. But I popped up and was like, that's a nice house. Adam was like, Google Maps while laying down. Oh, dude, I'm rewatching the wire for the sixth time. Okay. Go off.

Go off. What happened this time? Method man was in there. I think that's why he was top of mind. He's a cool drug dealer. And he actually dogfights in the wire. And made me go like, yeah, I'd kick it with Method man one night. Oh, so that happened in the wire?

In the wire, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't. There's a sweet synopsis. Do you want to know who some famous long Islanders are? Yeah. OK. Yeah. He made it out the island to start it off It was somebody who performed here. I guess Billy Joel's heard of them. Yeah, there's a there's a cool like circle on the ground up here Where he performs? Yeah, where is it? I hear we're gonna get circles. Oh shit. There is

20. Yeah, it like, metal and shit. Dude, it says Billy Joel played on this spot, October 16, 2013. That's right. Yeah, he did. OK. And then it says alive. They're going to get, like, little, like, buttholes. Yes.

Whoa, look at that. What is that? Is that a gunshot wound? Dude, you can add a, so the next time. It's just whoever's playing here. They're like, he's a buddy Adam, there's still time for you to go right here and whip your dick out and we'll say Adam divine whip this dick out right here Yeah, there's still time a lot of time. There's a lot of time for that. Yeah, we do a time for that

Yeah, we'll just make circle back, maybe yeah, we might circle back to that one good call though, dude Yeah, that's cool I do like how I do like that like the brass the paramount are like somewhere up there just like what the fuck did it just say? Is he really gonna do this? I thought these guys are cool but now I realize they're way cool. Yeah exactly I like to think they're like how do we get the but holes on the plaques? They're already googling how to get but hole memorabilia. Yeah.

Well, second to Billy Joel is of course, Rosie O'Donnell. Of course. Hey, now we're talking. Whoa, not a huge uproar for Rosie. Oh, give it up for Rosie. So, Rosie, through out the coup spalls, right? Yeah, she's coup spall. And you're not gonna fucking cheer for Kushdie.

She's straight up to her. She's Betty in the live-action Flintstones. Come on, show some respect. She's a true man. She's a true man. She's a true man. Also in a League of Their Own. Show some respect.

She's in a League of Their Own, man. Show some respect. More fucking Rosie, oh, Donald. She's in, is it sleepless and, yeah, I don't know what she's in one of those movie now I picture is the friend in that she's a friend in most movies. She's a friend in a lot of movies That's the career I want. I just okay, okay Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sir that's poison and we need and we need a virgin later. I'm waiting for my soda Oh, yeah, no, I I taste I taste the three fourths ounces of rum Why did I think they had ever clear in them?

I don't know, but this is tasty. Yeah, it tastes like poison for sure. I do like that we throw out buzz balls all the time and we're like, they're really bad, they're poison. And you guys are like, our fucking national drink is poison. Yeah. Our hometown drink is just a bucket of booze. I like that.

It's like, a taste like what, have you ever done like a mat? I have before. A mat shot. A scus, it's disgusting. We would tell people what a mat shot is. So a mat shot is the bar, when they're like mixing the drinks on that little mat

and chit spills all over. And then, you know, they sometimes, if you're cool enough, they'll pour that mat into a shot and give it to you. If you're cool enough They'll pour that mat into a shot if you're poor enough Please and that's what this tastes like to me. Well, yeah, it's probably the same shit Yeah delicious for a second. I think they're booing because a match shot is like their state appetizer. Yeah I'm still gonna send it I think they have a name for that as well. I feel like Long Island might have a name for everything.

It's called the Turnpike. It's called a Ternpike. It's called a Jersey Turnpike. What, that's what the match shot is? Yeah, that's cool. All right. I thought a match shot was this guy I know, Matt, who he can really shoot shots.

Really? This is delicious. I also long Island is the, just the name of it is the most long Island name. I don't disagree. They just gave up on naming. Like a lot of islands have really cool, pretty names and they're like, it's fucking long. I don't know. I know. It's a long fucking island.

We're done naming. It's a long island. What more do you fucking want from us? You think like the bosses left the mapping session. They're like, can you guys just finish it? I got kids. I got to go. What about this one's pretty big.

The long one? They're gonna figure it out. I'm going home. I don't want to confuse him when he gets here tomorrow I can be pissed off so it's long island. That's so fucking stupid. I don't know who's that boy. It's simple It's to the point who's up next on the fucking wow It's actually surprising and fucking I'm about to geek the hell out Mariah Carey

Whoa Wait a minute. I didn't know that. What are you doing? It was a real quick task. Do you guys want to know when White people peaked? Yes. Because I know when it was. My guess is 1995.

No, no, no, no. I feel like that's a real year. It was not January 6th. Uh, White people... January 6th. It was a couple of times. 1995. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go! Yeah. Wait, I don't remember that even a little bit. Because like, Mackay Fiverr had Brandy and Monica all to himself in the video, and I'm like, sure. You got Tyson Beckford in videos, and I'm like, we gotta get one, Gerry O'Connell, in the movie theater

with Mariah Carey. I don't, what movie is this? No, it's a movie. It's a music video. It's a Mariah music video. I think it's the butter. Do you even know your white history? I know. What movie is this Video I think it's the butter you even know your white history Wow, you're you're not invited to the meetings anymore You just got disinvited to the clogging session No curly my one and me to clog as a child. I've told you guys this before clogging is wooden shoe

That's where you wear wooden shoes in dance and my mom was like this is how he's gonna find it It's very German and like you're from a German area Not really what do you mean pretty Irish where I can I tell you something? I know it's German because they offered German at your high school They're not gonna do that in Los Angeles. Yeah, but I'm not German. I know, I'm not talking about you. I'm saying the area of Iowa and Nebraska.

Very dramatic. They offered that at our school too. I don't remember it being like predominantly German. You had German? Yes. You even know how French is? Yes, I took French. On French, eh? We win. Oh, okay. Thank you. Yes, I took French on front say

You guys are just all the soul bang but I do have a question. Sorry. He's yelling at me Yes Aside from grandma got run over by a reindeer. That's the only one that can... Thank you Kyle. Yeah, that's the one that I think might beat this. This one just puts you in a mood, you know? You're at Macy's. It plays 30 times while you're there.

Imagine if this started playing as soon as you got into the dog fighting ring. Yeah. Imagine you're a weak, okay? You're like with Michelle Obama. Yeah. Come this way, come this way. Look. Look, that dog he's dead. Yes. And that one's dead. And DJ Khaled is here, and Method Man is here,

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Wavy not people yeah, and a half the time you could tell they don't even like know who fuck I am. They're just excited that a flow is coming past. Yes! Yes! And the best was like, you see a dad who's about 35, holding his two young children, and the mom is the one that's been excited to be there. And you could tell he's just dead inside. He's like, what the fuck am I here? And then he looks up at sees me.

And it's literally on maybe 10 occasions on the two and a half mile parade route. A guy would be like, a tight one but whole. A tight one but whole. Hey buddy, you know. Excuse me. I thought you were about to say on 10 occasions,

a dad dropped his child and went, oh, oh shit, oh shit, I'm a dad. Oh I remember in my youth Meanwhile, I'm like a teal scarf there for bumper and Berlin Yeah, meanwhile. I'm on a float like doing shaking my hips and dancing. Yeah, that's fun Yeah, that was cool. That was cool to see you up there How did you do three parades last year? No, two parades.

I did, it was that one, the Macy's Day Parade. And then I was the King of Boccas, which is a huge parade in Mardi Gras. And I was the King of that shit, which was fucking wild. This was this year or last year. This was this calendar year, right? Yeah, the last year. Yeah, but what fiscal year wasn't right? Are you in the red word mean dog?

Which quarter was this again? Q1, Q2 is today. It is cool. The darkest thing because I didn't really know that much about, you know, Marty Grau, but how much like remember we met that or I met that old jazz singer in the Portland airport. Yeah, I was like talking to me and he's like man you might be an actor, but I'm a big deal too I got six albums man, and I'm like all right you fucking old Bozo. You don't have shit

Yeah, I'm the big deal at this airport bar But then then I was like have you ever played jazz fest? And he's like, I used to and then I had a misunderstanding with the promoter. I'm like, this guy's an asshole. And, right. And then, uh, I was like, oh, I, I did a marty girl this year. He's like, oh, you went. And I was like, no, I was the king of Bacchus. And then all of a sudden, he stopped being a dickhead. And immediately was like, no, I was the king of Bacchus. And then all of a sudden he stopped being a dickhead and immediately was like, oh, hell Bacchus.

It was like a real recognized real. I was like, oh shit. And then I listened to his albums, the guy fucking ribs, dude. He does. You're free, Robert Moore. Check him out. Robert Moore. Does anyone here know Robert Moore?

Anybody heard Robert Moore before? No one's ever heard of this guy? This guy was a ghost. Yeah, it's unclear. It's unclear if this guy actually existed at the Bor. This was the ghost of Christmas past visiting you. Ooh. That's a little...

Is it real? Are you gonna cook this? We don't know. Is that real, babe? Is that real? Is that real? Is that real? Hold up.

So this is the first... We're excited to be here. This is the first of four New York area shows. It is. It is. Thank you, he's close. Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby.

Here it is. I don't know if I'm making it to the rest of. Oh, blue eyes. Before the show, we were doing sound check, and I just kept saying you And for me that's a lot of fun that was fun for you. Yeah, I love being on it I'm feeling like extra gully out here in New York, dude Really now why you feeling extra? Yeah I know I just do it and for those of us that

Don't know what the fuck you're talking about, what does that mean? Yeah. I'm just saying like, are you cold? I'm just a California kid when it comes to like coming over the East Coast. I'm kind of a little ho, I'm kind of a bitch, dude. Yeah, we know, we know. You know, you're a bitch back home. Yeah, yeah, like I've never been on the subway ever and I've been here several times.

What do you mean you've never taken the subway places? Let's take the subway tomorrow, dude. Let's go get it. No, fuck it. Let's do it tonight! Let's take the train home. Yeah. Can you take the train home? I think we're kidding. We can take the train home. And what's the MTA? What's Stirr is doing right now?

I got an officially licensed MTA show That's it. I think I could ride for free Yeah, but I don't know something like as soon as I got out here. I'm like I got to start like scheme and like make money out I think you just need to get a some way you immediately just start doing like three card Monti and shit Okay, it looks like he is doing like hide the queen kind of shit. OK, so everything based on New York for you is from like coming to America. I'm going to start working at a fast food place.

You don't tell me. Like dowels. OK, so at our hotel, like there's a little basket where they got like, he has his own money. Where? Go ahead! Go ahead. Go ahead. There's a little basket where they have like free headphones and straight up, if you all want some.

No, no, no. I'm selling this ship for $15 a pop after the show. Come find me over. Damn. This dude has prop comedy. Have you seen one of those? What's going down? You still have these? So this is your whole hustle plan,

is you stole these from the hotel we're at? Yeah, if you are doing the E-Greet, I'll sell that shit to you for 15 bucks. 15 bucks? What do you have? That's four of them. So you're going to make 60 bucks. Is this from the gym at the hotel?

Yeah, man, I got another one too. How many do you have? Five, so you're doing another one too. So how many do you have five? You know that 75 bucks they have like security cameras. No, this is this is apple. This is apple Look at him flick the fucking bitch that that's that's sample He's like you got that apple. I got that sample. It's sweet. It's made from the best up on earth here Here you go. You want a free sample? Hey! It's a...

Also, homie. Tell him. Tell him I got the good, the good, good. Also, homie, nothing plugs in like this anymore. I know. Try to plug this into your phone. Okay. Yeah, this is obsolete.

This is shit my dad would do for like a day being like... You know what? It's good for like cleaning your ears out Does anyone else put ear pods in all day long and now you're fucking ear wax is crazy? My ear wax is the spotlight on yeah put the spotlight like are you guys seeing anything come out of this? Well, you know, dude. I saw something Sorry paramount. I am foul.

I'm feeling that I was straight of confetti coming out of your ears. Yeah, I'm like, if you have a party, call me up. As soon as it hits midnight, I'm like, I got it. What's going on there? It's a birthday party.

I got it. Hang on, look at that. It's Gully, bro. So what does Gully mean? Because I know I'm a Midwestern outsider who doesn't know he's just a German kid from the I know I was I was just thought like gully grimy like you know just get we're in the streets We're getting money. That's it. We're just gully

We we drove here. I mean these people are fucking rich. You saw some of these fucking houses me No, but These guys aren't grimy in the and the streets. Yeah, I don't know long Island is a mixed bag, right? It's like a weird socioeconomic experiment on an island Yeah big long island dude. There's so many people that live here I didn't realize I looked it up because I'm you know trying to find some stats to talk about right Uh nice and then I stopped at this one step There's eight million people that live on this fucking island. Oh, what?

That's a time And you know what they call it you'll like this It'll actually give you a moment to do something very special for them. They call it Strong Island. Okay. Okay. Please don't stop the fuse. Okay.

We do. Oh, shit. You have to do it. You got to get your thing. You got to flip through it up there. Rrr. What is that? What is that?

Bopal, bopal, bopal, bopal, bopal, bopal, bopal, bopal, bopal, bopal, bopal. Damn. Yeah. I just want to say there's a guy right here in the front with sunglasses on that might not be real. I feel like the dude next to him brought him so that like he wouldn't have to sit next to anybody else. He's into it. What's he shaking his head about? He thinks he's bigger? I think he just had the hiccups. You got the hiccups, buddy? I will say there's a 0% chance that any man under 5, 7, and 3 quarters, yeah, yeah. And that 200 pounds has bigger arms than me.

Just, if they, Dude, you're on... This is longer than I want. It's under 5.8 and also around the 200 pound mark. Because if they're 5.8, and they're 360, they're gonna have some big ass arms. Also, it doesn't have to be a dude. It could be a female. We got a buff-ass female.

It could be, but they're juicing. Is anybody in here super mega buff and I don't want anyone to But they have to be sure because this is all I have at this point how do my feel like you kind of nailed it on the head I don't see anybody. Yeah, no, it's really sprouting out. No, it exists. There is no contenders Hey, by the way, is it weird that like when the show starts, you're not allowed to buy alcohol like these bars close? That is a truth. Wouldn't it be crazy if we opened it right now for 60 seconds? Let's go!

Well, do it right. Bar lights on! Bar lights on! 60 seconds go! Do it right! Was that even a thing? That's true, I don't know. Doesn't seem like they're doing that. Okay, so we asked for that, they said, no, God damn it. And if we do that, there's for sure, the owners aren't

going to allow to have little tiny butthole emblems on the ground. We need to preserve our refutation in order to get to the brass buttholes. I appreciate what Ders did and it sucks that he can't make it happen. It would be really cool if that like happened to Oprah as well. She's like, and under your seat, you have a new car, a new car, and then they're like, no, they don't. And they're like, yeah. Right? Yeah. You get a buzz ball. Yeah. What if we were like, one person here, Oprah's under your seat. And then she was like, hello! Beat to beat to beat to. Oprah, where have you been? It is kind of weird that she was,

is the word you bick with us? She was like, she was everywhere. And then now I'm like, what happened to her? I don't know, Oprah. Oprah, Rosie came for her top spot. She threw all those push balls, she couldn't compete. Yeah, she's so hard.

Oprah had like her own network though, right? For what? Her own network. She said what? She said what? She said what? Her own network. Holy fuck.

Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Yeah, come down. Yeah. Dude, dude, I've just seen the wall and the hallway upstairs.

Somebody fucking bands have played here dude It's pretty radical. This place has only been open like 10 12 years something like that I think those guys have been managing at 10 fuckers. Oh, is that right? I don't know. I don't know I asked them how long they've been open. They said 2011 Yeah, but you know back here is 2013. So that was near the beginning. That is right. Kind of makes sense. Buck Cherry has performed here. Remember Buck Cherry? I love the cocaine. I love the cocaine. I love the cocaine.

That falsetto is everything to me right now. Where do you go from, I love the cocaine? Like if that's your hit, and then you're like, No, then, then, then, then, then, didn't you also have you crazy bitch? You fuck so good, I'm on top of it, and I'm, damn, I'm living you well now. And I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm's all I'm saying. Yeah. So, my dad picked me up from high school. My dad went through a midlife crisis and bought all kinds of subwoofers and speakers for

his truck. I gotta get my system straight. He opened up all of his truck doors of his Ford F-150 and just blasted. He was picking me up from high school, I'm a freshman. I'm also on crutches. So I'm like crutching up from high school. I'm a freshman. I'm also on crutches. So I'm like crutching out and My dad is just blasting

And my dad's like this serial ribs You're about to get ripped out of your car and frisk He was bumping limp bestie. He like, this is actually a George Michael song! He did? Now I like it. You know what the, uh, so crazy bitch is the number one song by Buck Jerry. The set. The set.

The set. The set. According to Apple Music? Yeah, Apple Music, of course. But the second song is, sorry. What, sorry. I don't know. It's just probably like their apology for me. Yeah, they're like I mean

I know that they're sober now. He had to be oh I wait like 85 pounds and just screamed about cocaine. Yeah, he's gonna find the end of that Road he had to be sober or else he would not be performing on this day So that's his he's got a song. I like to think it's a cool ballad where he's just like, I'm so sorry about the bitch thing and the cocaine. The guy I respect women, I respect women. The guy who sings, I love the cocaine is sober now. Of course you are.

Yes, 100%. You have to be. I got a song that looks cocaine. Hey man, maybe not. You can't love the cocaine for 20 years No, you can have like a window of you can have the cocaine for three to five years Three to five and then you really got a sober up buddy They definitely did because the songs so you can like the cocaine. I like the cocaine

Yeah, he's like, hey, and I know I enjoy the cocaine on New Year's I like that. And I like that. That would have been a different. That would have been a different. That's how you take it. He's like, hey, I enjoy the cocaine on New Year's. Yeah, right. Yeah. On really special occasions, and we check it for Fountain Now. Yeah. When my mom and dad have our kids, I do some cocaine for one night only. For one night only.

And not a lot. I still have to go to bed. Only one bump. Only one bump. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're starting a lawn mowing service. We're starting a lawn mowing service.

Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. Oh, nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. I work at Hertz now. I'm saving money. I'm a small business man. The song isn't a hit. the song isn't a hit. And then what's the pussy one? Where's like, she rides it or whatever.

I feel like that was all like Mike's to Adam. He's like, that's the pussy one. I feel like we've done a lot of, I love the cocaine riffing. And now I'd like to riff just for a little bit on the, why are you trying to do this thing? Which one's the pussy one? It's not the pussy one. That's the long, it's the-

That's the long island talking baby. Oh my god. That one is, you crazy bitch. Yeah fuck so good, I'm on top of it. Hey, we're on top of it. I'm leaving you on nine. I'm leaving you on nine. Yeah.

And you know your dance like this you know it fucking oh yeah, dude. Oh, yeah, I do remember the guys The guy the guy makes you feel a type of yeah all of a sudden we're just in a coyote ugly and it's just like It was weird that my dad who like he worked for the railroad for 35 years. He wasn't doing cocaine. He was like they get drugged as well the fucking park. Sure. Good, baby.

Yeah. It was weirdly the song he chose to pick me up from high school and he's like this song rips on my new speakers. I'm like dad, there's literally no bass in this song. Yeah. You have to play some fucking ludicrous to hear that those bass pop maybe. I do love the teachers, the teachers. Seeing your dad pick you up and be like, yeah, that checks out. There goes the whole divine clan. German. Do you know the German?

That shit's important. What's sorry? What is I I'm sorry so it was crazy bitch weirdly sorry is number two will you play and we got a hero wait a little bit sorry okay unless you have an agenda let's hear Okay, yeah, I started a small business with the money I say from Yeah, that was I don't know why that's number two Dude, well, I tell you why it's number two is because all of the meetings he's probably going to all the time now Right fucking telling everybody in those meetings. Just like, listen to my new song. Sorry. It's wasn't in a movie. It's been in a movie.

There's now one of the fucking steps to sobriety. So he was like, I apologize. Yeah, well, I didn't do the steps. Yeah. Oh, hey, step one. Oh, my god. Step one. Let me get another.

So he just decided to make a song and be like, I'm gonna blank it everybody with Cuz I went to a narcotics anonymous and alcoholic anonymous in marijuana anonymous, okay, I was caught with a bowl of weed And remember I was with you and and we smoked weed in my car in the cop, all those sober was like, what the fuck man? Would you have like a salad bowl of weed on the console? Yeah, I did. No.

Oh, it was a real cop salad of marijuana. Yeah. And we just got done smoking. And so then they were like, you have to go to 10 meetings or this is gonna be on your permanent record. I'm like, fuck, sorry, I went to these meetings. And admittedly I was like, this is kind of, it was a cool, like, I know people were there getting sober, but it was fun for me.

I bet. But honestly, I've never been to, I've never been to a meeting. I've never gotten out. We should go. Oh, I mean, now it's kind of fucked up, but I would go and just tell, tell. Now it's fucked up. Now it's fucked up.

Now it's fucked up. Now it's fucked up. Now it's fucked up. Now they would be like, oh, you're getting sober, and I'm like, well, no. No. No, I'm not getting sober. I'm they would be like, oh, you're getting sober? And I'm like, well, no. No, no, I'm not getting sober. I would do like characters. What?

You were coming to disguises? Well, yeah, I had to go to these different places. Did you like, did you like, totally enough for the total flop? You can't, it's pistachio. What do you mean, like, you'd be doing smolly, maybe, it is the sky. No, no disguises. I would like have a like I put on a little persona and get up there and share a story that

was false. Oh, yeah, I would lie. Wow. What's crazy? I feel like you'd be. I guess it doesn't matter. Yeah, I guess it doesn't matter. If you did this in LA, you'd be one of four actors doing the exact same thing.

It wasn't LA and yeah, I felt that way. Yeah, you'd be like, you know, the exact same thing? It wasn't LA and yeah I felt that way. Yeah. You'd be like, you know Ryan Gosling, are you like working on a part? Like what we talking about here. Yeah that's why everyone's undercover. Joaquin Phoenix is here, that's cool. In character. Yes, in character.

Yeah he must be character, oh boy. Okay wait you gotta hear the top five of Buck Cherry. You gotta hear it. You gotta hear the top five. And then we'll be done with Buck Cherry. How did we get to Buck Cherry? I can't believe I saw them on the road. And I was like, not only do they have

Steely Dan and the wall, they're on the wall, right? And like the Eagles and Billy Joe and Sheldon. They have cool bands like Buck Cherry. So, okay, so it's Static X. We went through Crazy Bitch, sorry, which is number two, and we listened to we're like, uh, I don't know Then it's lit up. That's I love the cocaine Yes, and then in the number four spot. It's say fuck it

He was really going through a real down period right then that's right when they were like hey, you should write a song called I'm sorry and When he says it is does that have anything to do with the other song we're talking about? Oh, well, that's the other member of, uh, of his band was named it. Talk on the whole. Say fuck it. Yeah, uh, play a little lit for me. What lit up?

Say it, say fuck. Wanna hear lit up? You know it. Yeah. Okay. So yeah, you just clicked on it. I did oh Yeah, yeah, I think it has base. I think you'll be surprised. I think it fucking rips on this Is this what you guys thought you were getting tonight? DJ Uncle Blazer Yeah, cuz it gets up all lit up on the couch again by myself. Please just get to the hook. I don't know how to get there

I'm on a train. It's like always this far into the song. Oh, they really take us on a ride. I can't I can't get that song is like I'm all lit up again on the couch by myself. Is that song where he says I'm by myself? It's about shacking off really hard. Oh, I'm all get up on the couch. I love the stroke, man. I love the stroke, man. That's, if you really pill back the layers of that song, it's not about cocaine at all. It's about jerking off alone on the couch. It's about jerking off on cocaine,

which is notoriously very hard. Yes, very soft. It's complex. A little bit above. Hey Adam, guess what? Yes, fine. Woo! Say nice! Say nice!

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I thought when you do cocaine, I've only done it once on New Year's. Oh, you mean, I thought you were like beating off like on cocaine. But you met like, you've been beating off on cocaine. No, that's, dude, that's going well. That's what I was like, line it up. Literally, people call my giz fentanyl bro Cuz I just be putting it on all Because it's kind of in all cocaine

cocaine with it yeah No, I think it's really I think it's I think it's hard to get your dead hard on cocaine It's like there's whiskey dick and there's coke dick. I think those are both types of dicks. Long, whiskey dick, cocaine dick, or long island iced tea dick. Which is like three or four sounds whiskey dick. Viacurac dick is the hardest for sure. Does that mean somebody said thank you, doctor.

Yes, he is. He actually is a is. He actually is a doctor. He's up front. You got it. If you're up front in our shows, you're a doctor. Yeah. You might be a doctor. All the doctor bros hearts. The fifth most listened to song is called porno star. I just want to let you know. And then we can put this to and then we can put this to bed, and we can put this to bed. But that is the saga. Crazy bitch, sorry. Lit up, say fuck it. Porno star.

And these guys are so good. All I'm saying is there, that's why when people try to say like the 60s of the 70s or even the 80s, were the best generation of music, you're wrong, it was the early 2000s. Yep. We're buck cherry.

Sure. We have a puddle of mud. No need to. We are the hits. No need to even continue, really. Yeah, that was our Rolling Stones and Beep. Right there. Puddle of mud and buck cherry.

Yup. And system of the down. And everqueer. Yup. System of a buck puddle. When just this up. We you started cover band Called system of a buck puddle. Yeah a cover band called what system of a system of a buck puddle System of a buck puddle. I like that. Is it possible to get a beer or a long island iced tea out here. Or boo! Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop! All right, let's see a Isaac will show you.

We got a two hour drive home. Yup, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Isaac, come out here with your shirt off. Isaac, why are you doing a shirt? He's not a shirt, but I'm not a shirt. We should have seen your shirt, Liz. You just mouthed to me, said it's too cold. Like it does it every other show.

If you would like to see Isaac Snipples right now Whoa that person's serious Really back really back. Oh my god That's running back, running back. Oh my God. That was epic. Oh my God. Honestly, Isaac has done that once before in Oakland, so that's...

That's a big deal. Dude, this is a really, really big deal. Yeah, this show is basically an NFT, okay? Lots of value. His nipples are board eights. Yeah, anyone rolling on that? Anybody roll on that? I'm a lot more.

Oh, rollin' man. Nipple FT, Nipple Fundiable Tokens. Nipple F. Oh, okay. Oh, should I give him points for that? No, we can beat that. We can beat that. I don't give a shit if I have points or not.

So, we can beat that. Well, do you remember what NFTs were? Oh, my God. We're gonna be a thing and everyone tried to convince everybody that they were gonna be a thing? I think that was the point of NFTs is like, you're like, dude, it's cool, I swear to God. Do you imagine how stoked are you if you're the guy

that drew that dumb little ape, and put like a sailor hat on him? And then Justin Bieber was like, I'll pay one and a half million dollars for that. Right. And you're like, okay, great. I feel like all they had to do was just find better marketers to explain it more clearly. And then everyone, no, what?

Really? Yeah. You are so dumb. No, what? I mean, we're with like six bucks now. I know there were six bucks now because no one in this room can explain them. Well, but isn't that- You just have to say blockchain is a blockchain,

is a blockchain. I'm just gonna go over to this guy, and he's gonna be like, you start with iced tea. Exactly. Exactly. That's the best thing that's the best. That's the best thing, right? I think that when they figure out how to explain it,

it'll be back. But what do you mean? Like explain it to me in a way that I can't. So if I could, I would have a million. I feel like I'm in a big shock. I'd be out there watching you guys. Telling jokes for money. Help us let it consent.

I'd be like with the fucking goggles on, like not even watching the show, just as a cyberverse. So you think those six dollar NFTs now could end up being back to 2.5 million in another. Well not in our I don't think that'll ever have no. Yeah. No. Yeah. It was a way to make money up out of nowhere. That's all they did. You're children? You're children? That's gonna be their money. Okay. The six bucks? Currency, as you know, will cease to exist.

Oh my God. Okay. You're gonna be buying groceries in little ape coins. Okay. Dude, I just wish the metaverse was cooler. Everybody's like, it's all gonna be on the metaverse in the future and we're all just gonna put on these little goggles and it's gonna be way cool.

And then you go on in there and you're like, this place fucking sucks, dude. I have to think about this way. I have to think about it this way. I have to think about it this way. I mean, more hub.com's kinda cool. Yeah, it's okay. That's fine.

It's okay. Hit it. I'm just fucking for a current. I'm kidding. What I'm saying is like, I don't really, I don't really game, but like kids my kids age do and every parent is like, I don't even give my kid real money anymore. I give him like cyber money to go buy shit in a place that doesn't exist.

So all those kids growing up with that as their thing are gonna grow up and be like That things worth money to me. I get it Dorks, I guess we're the last cool last generation. Yeah, let's go smoke some cigarettes So in 20 years that shit's gonna come back when the kids get up to like run wall street and stuff They're gonna be like, hey, that old fucking ape with the hat on, let's bring it back. I had this celebrity kid's play soccer and like one of the moms was like,

I told him if he scores a goal, I'd give him $10 or $100 in like, Skins money or something. Or like Robux or whatever. And then he scored like two or three goals and I was like, okay, let's keep that going. Oh, yes. So it skins money, you still have to spend $100.

So. But it's like, it's, I don't know how to say that. You have to buy it, don't you? Do you have to buy Robux? Like, if you're in a game, you have to purchase, like, so all this sucks. And the final sounds the best. And it's little room. And the worst part is, the dude with his hand up the whole time is the fucking

Ice tea bro Put your hand down. I got to hear what this guy's acting like this is a classroom Like what the fuck dude? Sir for my trouble. What what what do you want instantly regret this? instantly regret this. This checks out. This checks out. He has all of our portraits tattooed has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Yeah, but just so you know, no love. It's no.

Here, well, we have to see it. Is there a way you could come up here? The security guards like this guy. This guy is out of here By the way, by the way if anybody here wants to murder us just say you got a tattoo of us on your And our egos will be like oh my god, we have to see it. We have to see it He's getting on stage. He's getting on stage. You just pretend like you're getting out of a pool and we have to see this It's like getting out of a pool. We have to see this. It's like getting out of a pool.

I hope everybody can see this shit. I hope the tattoo is unbelievable. Leigh bad. I know they're so bad. I will, Adam, I'm going to call this right now. I don't want like that's the pass of Lord of the Rings. Hey, I guarantee this guy does not have me. Yeah.

Oh no, he's got you down the stairs. Oh he does? Wait, okay. Okay, yeah, you can do that all right, bro He is full on shorts. Oh shit look at Adam right. Oh shit Got look at yours Wow, dude wait, can I see me regret? Yay! Ah! You're on there, too, guys. I'm right there, that's epic.

You don't have that? This is great. Get out of here, dude. No, Kyle, you got a goal. Kyle, you're on his couch, dude. Oh, I'm up there. Oh, I'm up there. Where's Kyle?

Let me see Kyle. I'm right here, I'm right here. I'll say it's all very wet down here. Damn, by the way, show the camera. Turn around, man. Here, turn around, brother. Let me get time right here By the way show the turn around brother That's a long island I see right there, okay, all right Let's hear for this Let's hear for this psycho Vinnie Vinnie Vinnie Vinnie Vinnie Vinnie Vinnie

Vinnie Thank you Dude unreal good shit brother. I'm real that guy rocks worth it. Yeah. No, I was actually Pleasantly surprised. Yeah, that was those are real tattoos I wonder like how bummed was he I mean he might have been more disappointed that the workaholics movie didn't happen than we were right here we go he was like finally these tattoos are gonna make sense again here I know you're doing here you want some points yes points yeah he got points he got points yes points yes I'm like I'm like heartbroken that he said iced tea that's okay man but like you're good you're good to me yeah you're you're cool That's points. Yeah, I'm like heartbroken that he said iced tea.

That's okay, man. But like, you're good, you're good to me. Yeah, you're cool with us. I love you too, man. You're a great guy. That's wild dude. You're a great guy. Because what's crazy is I'm gonna die

and still be alive on your leg. On his thigh, yeah. Tonight. The best is gonna be, there's a leg. I'm gonna die on this way. Yeah, that's what the prophecy told me. I kinda hope now that our careers like don't go Anywhere yeah

Just for the sake of that tattoo. So yes, his grandkids are like what is that again? They're like grandpa it was a show from 2011 You could have got a fucking NFT you dumb bastard grandpa are those those dog fighting guys with the ex-presidents wife? The hell? I mean, by the way, you think that's crazy, but then people in the 70s who are like, you know who I really love.

Oh, Jay Simpson. And then touch a little bit later, and he's a black hero. Okay, so what do we have some headlines? Well, he was cool about this guy. I bet my boy Vinnie who rocks. I wonder if I rolled up to Vinnie just in the street. I wonder if you would even recognize this, because that's happened multiple times,

where I was just at the Winmery Young Festival, and this person was wearing the Blink 182 T-shirt that she's wearing, yeah. Yeah. That they're wearing with our faces on it. So this is official Blink 182 version. Oh, shit. That they released, and it has our faces on it. So this is official Blink 182 per shit that they released and it has our faces on it and I saw this guy with that shirt on it. First of all, I ran up to him and I'm like, six shirt man

and he goes, thanks. And I go, let's go. I really like that guy and he goes, I like my name. Yeah, I actually like the other one. I'm gonna... I like the one with the hair. Okay, yeah. James Blake, he's my best friend. Yeah, I love you. I love you. And who are you?

Dude, and I had to be like, oh dude, that's me. And he goes, oh shit, I didn't expect you to be here. That's tight. Right, to be fair, you caught him off guard. Yeah. But the level of excitement was nothing. It was like, I didn't expect you to be here.

As if he was about to swing on me, dude. He's like, you kind of popped out of fucking nowhere, you little bitch. I get where he's coming from. It'd be like, if I ran into one of you guys at the grocery store, I'd be like, dude, if I ran into Rosio Donald, I would fight her okay if you're wearing a Rosie O'Donnell T-shirt though right then I'm cool I'm sure you're AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH a crazy woman who dances alone with knives. How's she's like a Tik Toker IG star now?

Yeah, now she's an Instagram star, but she used to be like a really famous pop star. Right. If you don't remember her. Now she's talk her, uh, sister was Jamie Lynn Spears, who was just like this girl who is on like the Disney Channel and shit, right?

And her dad is also named Jamie Spears. It's all very confusing. Yeah. So Jamie Spears, leg was amputated the other day. Wait, and by the way, the mom's name is Lynn. Oh, really? It's what I just heard backstage, Jesus. But so sorry, so sorry.

So Brittany, but Brittany's older, right? Is Brittany older than Jamie Lynn? So they were like Brittany and then it's like you get my name's sake and you get both of our name's sake. Yeah, there are some swamp people for They're true swamp people, but For them but poor Jamie Spears. I guess I was either one Jamie Spears was the dad his leg was Amputated after an infection

He was the conservator What that's what happened when you try to chain Britney up you're gonna lose a limb bitch Yeah, and you know what hey, okay, and just a just a piggyback on what Blake is saying, you know and now she's just dancing with knives That's fine Yeah, no, that's you just dancing with knives. That's fine. Un... Yeah. No, that's... You can dance with knives. That's not against the law. That's it.

She's not dancing around her kids with knives. That's not against the law. It's not about the law. It's about her safety. It's about her well-being. Oh, I'm saying, Blake, if you were having a hard time and suddenly you just started to post Instagram videos, if you shirtless with giant butcher knives it could happen in boy shorts it could happen in boy shorts yes I'm conservatory in your ass everybody starts

somewhere I'm like not like chuggling fire like your dad in charge of your money yeah you would think they have a conservator. Well, then I hope my dad loses a fucking leg. Fuck that guy. No. No dad and I know you listen to all the podcasts and I love you, dude. No. Yeah, so sucks for Jamie Spears, poor guy. That being said, maybe fuck him, but also, you know, also, you know, I don't wish anyone to not have a lose. Honestly, like, that is such a bummer until Halloween, rocks the peg leg, kind of fun. But other than that, other than that, it's honestly, there's ways to work a, a no leg. It's a cool situation.

He'll figure it out. He'll figure it out. The peg leg is definitely a little bit bad. The peg leg is so far. Like, Captain Hook is a legend. Yes, he is. His new name's me, Jamie Leane Spears. Oh, K.

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So Blake, I'm gonna have to ask you to explain this. Sure. Riz. Yeah. Familiar? It's, is the Oxford University Press word of the year this year raises. What are we doing? Riz.

I don't know what that means. I do not know what it means. I have a little definition here, but I want Blake to explain to me because Blake's are, he's the one that stays plugged in because I mean, yours is nearing 50. And I just turned 40 and these guys are going gonna turn 40 in a matter of months. I might barely leave the house. Blake's been known to hang out near the middle school saying, what's the cool phrase now? He's always holding a skateboard outside of the middle school.

He's on Fortnite like a dude. Hey, do you guys ever want me to try to hacky sack a buzz ball at the beginning of the show. Oh boy. That seems so long ago. It does. It does. There's no way kids even hacky sack, right? No.

Even if we were standing around with somebody's like, keys, we would do that. Also, yes. Yes. No one is always kicking things. Now they live in a virtual world. Right, fungible. It's fun.

God damn. Let's bring back Blake. Buck Cherry. Jesus Christ. What are we doing as a society? With it Blake? I'm hidden with you again. No, what is risk? Riz go Riz is like your game like the way you approach a partner, right? That's like you're you know what? Riz is short for right? Charisma there you go. Oh, there're the short for, right? Um, charisma. There you go. Oh, there we go. Short for charisma.

Yeah, hey, that was fucking sick. Oxford University Press, word of the year, more than 32,000 voters backed Riz. Dude, I for sure thought it was like a new way to say Jiz, and I'm like, why is everyone just saying Jiz a lot? And it was like, he's got a man, he's got man Riz. I'm like, how do you know that? That it's actually when you have blood in your jizz is red Oh

You gotta be careful you're gonna get an infection and your dicks gonna get amputated Well, yeah, we don't check out. Oh, sorry, maybe I had a little too many long Be careful you're gonna get an infection and your dick's gonna get amputated With your Amputated I guarantee it's well is the biggest is ever been dude, then you know what you get a peg dick Okay, so the definition of ways is style charm or attractiveness the ability to attract or romantic or sexual part of it. Did they not put the word charisma in there? Yeah, it says short for charisma. Okay, that's how they started. I say let's go one by one and show your best ris to the audience.

To his? To his? Show your best ris. Hey. Oh, shit. Let's go. How are you? Put the hat on.

I'm falling. Put the hat on. I'm falling. I'm falling. Negative amount of ribs right there. Negative amount of ribs. Honestly, I wasn't mad at that. Go ahead.

You weren't mad at what I said. Thank you. You guys want my ribs? Yes. There's a hell of ance out there like oh shit mini project My wrist is some right here Good point in a lot of pointing staring off in the distance acting a Lou Now I feel like Ders is a little bit of a,

he likes to throw the nags out there. I don't have the Riz, I have the Ma. The Ma? Yeah, what's that? Like, charisma? Like a lot of people have Riz, I'm like over here with the Ma. Like,

Right. This is a famous, this is the work. Look at this Ma. Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it with your Riz. Oh, I just got like, I just go. Oh shit. Oh shit. I just go like I just go oh shit Oh shit I actually kind of scary. Yeah

Kind of scary. I would like to I would like to go in a mosque with you, please And is this what you do outside of the middle schools or I would like to go in the mosque with you, please Are you marry me? That's his make-up line. I want to be with you please. Will you marry me? That's his makeup line. I want to be with you for the rest of my life. I love this. Yeah, I have cave man where you just club the person and drag them by the hair. That's your wrist.

Okay. This one's mine. Okay. I see that for you. Yeah, it's a little dated. I need to switch it up. Do you know it's 2024? Yeah, I need to switch it up.

Mine is much like Ders'es, it's a little you know it's 2024. Yeah, I need to switch it up. Mine is much like Derses where it's silent but it's creepy. So you're here and then you got to just you always have to have a little something on your lip that you got to get off you got to go. That's come. You get you get there's the rays off the lip and then you you're always looking down and then you got to look up and something's in your eyes Oh, my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh shit You always have to walk backwards. There's no Brother don't fall

I'm not gonna lie Adam has hella Riz. Yeah. Adam, because Adam sends us Riz videos of guys all day long. Have you guys seen the video of this guy with like the like the white goat T and he has like super blue eyes and he just looks at let he looks at you like he can take the whole cock in his mouth. I love it.

I said these videos to this guy all the time. It's just like, it's just a guy, he's always in his truck and he's like, Hey, how you doing? To music. And his eyes are like lights. And I feel like you can suck the shit out of him. I find that shit so funny. Why is that like straight?

There is no idea what it is. I don't know what I am now. Yeah, I'm confused as well. But it is weird that now for decades that's been, because I was like the new kids on the block thing, where they're always like nah. Right, right. Joey McIntyre.

I was like, whatever it is, it's like, I can't, they're a little bashful, but they're still confident. Yeah, a little confident vulnerability. They're like, stop. And then five seconds later, they're like, bam! Right. Hang tough. And you're like, no, I'm good. I'm gonna go. I'm not gonna hang tough. I'm gonna go. You're gonna go. Oh, yeah, of course. You know what I'm like. Oh, yeah, of course.

Dude, so this is actually really sad news. Okay. Yeah, I know. I know. Oh, I thought that was one of you singing. I'm like, you guys are great singers. Yeah. I never got this.

I thought that was you for a second. I'm like, my god, man. We hear it. Kyle, go for it. Let's hear it. New York. Wait, hold on wait wait, I got another one I'm gonna try to hit that yeah

No I had the ribs going No way I had the risk going You put me up Play the other play the other yeah, you want the you want the real real Yeah, I think I'll have that I had it That's not bad, that's good Hey guys stop coming out there There's too much risk in the audience Jesus. Jesus. Hey guys, stop coming out there.

There's too much Riz in the audience. So bad news, everybody. Bad news. The Riz. Nicolas Cage. Ready to quit movies. No. No.

He says he's ready to pack it up. I'm filming and Pivot's to television. No. All right. All right. Same thing. Same thing. What are we talking about? I feel like they don't even make any movies anymore. Yeah. And now okay. All right. Well, same thing. Same thing. What are we talking about?

I feel like they don't even make any movies anymore. Yeah. And now it's just TV. Oh, he's so, he's, I don't want to be in Transformers. Oh, the movies are Transformers. Well, he's done like over the past like five years. He's done like fucking like 15 or 20 movies, I think. Yeah, he's got his own cares.

He's gone. But like, yeah, like, I mean, isn't TV kind of where it's at? That's like, I don't know. That's like, what's the difference? I don't want to go to drug dealers anymore. Oh, whoa, I didn't know that. Yeah, I just want to go buy weed at stores. Right, right.

Yeah, that makes sense. That's where we're going. Oh, you know, I love Nick Cage, and hope I could see him more on on my screen Wherever that screen may be movie around Give me what I'm like you got it Suzan summers we guys remember Suzan summers this is step by step. Yes step by step. It's a company Well, I went hang on and also Suzan summers. Are we more three companies? Susan Summers? Or are we more step-by-step shout-out Cody?

Susan Summers. Oh, I thought that was gonna fucking go up. It was way more Actually, both were pretty mid so yeah, there are well. Are we thigh master Susan Summers? Are we thigh master Suzanne Summers? What the fuck am I going to do? She's a giant baby! Beautiful, so she's dead. I don't know if you guys knew that. What? She's dead.

She's got RIP to her. Dot, dot, uh, diamond. Suzanne Summers, husband, reveals why she was laid to rest wearing Timberland boots. Oh shit! Suzanne Summers, like the fucking coolest chick. I think she's outdoorsy Cuz she's gully bro. She's gully. Yes, Suzanne never really had boots designed for hiking on the rock

So I ordered which is weird she never had them so in death he ordered her Timberland boots Yeah, and then he made my He said I made my gift personal by drawing on them in a few words that represent our life to some degree and made them very Personal to Suzanne right? She part of the Soutang clan. Oh, I'm gonna stop. No, I'm gonna stop I'm gonna go I like that. I'm gonna go take away I'm gonna take a shit. I'm sorry. I thought you're about to say like she had a dude who used to blaze her while she was only in like Timberland boots or something Yeah, her husband was like so just

Just honor her her before I married her there was a guy who used to I beg your pardon blaze my wife In only Timberland boots, so I'm gonna write his name on these boots And that's what shoes would you guys want to be buried in if you could have a choice? only Timberland boots. So I'm gonna write his name on these boots. And that's what shoes would you guys want to be buried in if you could have a choice? What shoes would I be wearing? I mean, it's kind of tight that sand summer's known for the thigh master.

Man. So like favorite shoes of all time? I feel like, it depends on when I die. If I die young, just to like kinda like punk my mom a little bit, it'd be clogged. Okay. Right. So she's like, I knew you little bit. It'd be clogs. Okay. Right. So she's like, I knew he wanted to be something. He's dancing and having, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, gone often That works. I mean, you spent like, like the gutter.

Because pickleball, man, you know what I mean? I only got time for one cool thing. So not pickleball shoes. Okay, Blake. I think I would like, do you remember the shacknosis where it was like the box? Of course. I probably, I probably get one of those giant red boots had everyone's wearing now. The big red boots, the mischief, big red boots. Literally, they're called the big red boots.

Are they the Mario boots? I'll go New Balance 585. I was like Ash made America. What about you? No, they're not Astro boys, because then they get sued. They're called the big red boots. Okay, okay, Durs. Don't fight on our waters.

That's okay, long Island. Just be strong, Island. Okay. Okay, Durs. Don't find a lot of orders. That's okay. Long Island. Just be strong, Ireland. Okay. Wow, dude. What are you getting buried in? I just said, no, no, it's 585. I just said it again. You fuck face. Son of a bitch. I just said it three times. Who cares? I am saying it out. So, Serena Williams says she's been putting breast milk on her face to help treat sunburn. Same. It works. What's what she says? Dude, I like how half the audience is like, they can get sunburned.

Okay, because I Google it and then I'm scared to hit search. Because then they know that I asked and now I know Thank you. I don't think I don't think breast mocks gonna help my white ass skin I think I'm gonna need something a little more, but I'm willing to ask my wife for breast milk on my face every day I need it for my sunburns. Yeah, real quick before I go out Honey, I got a meeting. Hang on, come here. My wife's pregnant.

We're good. Super. I'm super excited. Yes. Super excited. I don't know why, but I think that's going to cool. I think it's going to be positive. I think it's going to be positive.

Spoken like someone who has milk kids. He really is. It's not about the kids. It's about milk, which I love milk. Spoken like someone who has no kids Not about the kids is about milk which I love milk Squirting out of my life who I love Squirting out of her tits which is my favorite part. Yeah That's like a dream imagine milk is one of my favorite beverages. Yeah, I said look at squirting Yeah You're gonna be a good girl. It's got grip on a German farm in Iowa. What if Chloe's squirt out fucking long Island ice tea Okay, Adam what is the only way to get better? Adam was just sugar-free red bull and vodka on him

In one in each I'm so sorry. I did this for sorry. You do this you do this all bit Okay, so you're your wife's my wife's Don't Teresa Caputo You guys know this woman is no In divine connections divine Ten amount December six and seven so that's just coming up So I guess she was, who is she?

I don't know, that's tomorrow. Wait, is this like a long Island psychic type person? Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool. You guys believe in that? I believe in her and nobody else. The long Island medium, do you believe in like a medium that can speak to ghosts and shit? Yes. Yes.

Yes. I don't know. I mean, for sure. No, but also kind of cool, right? I bet you. I bet you. As much as I believe that me, maybe me and Method Man are going to have a wild night at a dog fighting ring, I believe in this woman.

Yeah, I think why not? Why not? Why doesn't she have a girlfriend? Is she Jamaican? Is she from Trinidad? Where's she from? Where? From Long Island. I like how there's one dude super casually going like this. I see you buddy. And if you're listening at home, he was wagging his finger at me.

Oh, so joker. Give it up for Isaac. He showed his nipples to everybody. He threw a his finger at me. Oh, so Jennifer. Give it up for Isaac. He said his nipples. Everybody. He threw a great job. It's a nice step. Oh, boy. So wait, is she Hakeshpulsat? That's it. Is he Hakeshpulsat?

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I'm close to that. Yeah, I feel like that was like pretty classic JC pennies when she said that they're selling like the not even lingerie. These are just like old lady underwear Yeah, they're like buy your old lady underwear from these J.C. pennies catalogs that my mom would have and then my cousin Ratted me out my cousin fucking Danny dude Danny I'm eight years old. He's ten years older than me. So he was 18 Yeah, I showed him my box. I had I collected the clipy and a shoe box And I'm showin' him level. This bra has no wrist by the way. Yeah, no wrist

Yeah, Danny's got no wrist. Yeah, no wrist. And so I showed him my stash. I was like look at all these hot ladies in Very covered right in like nursing bras with like the nipple thing. Yeah, but there's a little cleavage. There's a lot of cleavage. Yeah, the play text bras. And I remember being devastated that he came downstairs who's like, Adam is collecting JC pinnie's. Like, what the fuck? Yeah.

Oh, I just showed you my box. You fucking mean, while I was dressed as who are the kids that they turned all their clothes around? Chris Cross? Chris Cross. That was the year that Chris Cross was popular. So I had a hard time running down the stairs after him because my pants were back. Sure.

You ran upstairs. Yeah. Your boobs are huge. Do you guys remember something called TV Week? Yes, points. I don't. TV Week was like an insert in the Chicago Tribune, but I assumed it was national. Anyway, national.

National. It was a bagel. And there would be a little tiny ad for the Playboy channel, and it was the same ad that came every week. So I didn't have to collect it, because it just came, so to speak. Do not come. And it was this lady who is for sure dead down.

With like the strap of her like long gerage just off the shoulder and like the little like slope of the boob. And I was like, I was like, all you need to boy, I was like, this is it. This is the end zone.

Bob Blake. What you guys haven't done your like book end of now of what it is now. I don book end of now of what it is now I don't necessarily want to say what it is now. So Adams is for sure the German Because where you grew up the German parties where there's like women and stockades and barnyard men coming in to have their way Oh boy, it's his upbringing is the German. I still stand by the super German. I can't remember the first time I still stand by the super German. I can't remember the first time I ejaculate. Oh my god.

But as I was the question was, it's crashed. But I was saying like, the first thing you jerked off, please say, come. Can you say, come? I don't want to. That seems crashed. Jessica Rabbit was when I first was like, oh my god. And then, and that's why you're in the hen tie now.

Yes, and then later today, I had hen tie all up on my foot. Later today. Later today. You got it. On the drive back to the city. Not the drive. I'm going to be on the subway with everybody. Just, it's a train.

Just hen tie. So Dylan asked, I wipe my ass the same way Adam does. Spread with the left hand, wipe with the right. Adam, is this something that you will teach your child? You are so absolutely Dylan. And I can't wait to teach my child to be a stand-up wiper. Yeah, but wait, this is like the circumcision discussion.

Like does your wife get a say in this? Yeah, wait, does your wife get a say in it the way your son wipes his ass? I mean, I'm sure she will, but I think she's going to go like, yeah, however you want to teach him to wipe his ass, that's fine. Yeah, I get you exposed them to everything.

See, I wasn't exposed to the stand-up wiping at all. Oh, see, that's how my dad did it. That's how his dad did it. This is a long lineage of devines standing up to wipe their ass. So I first learned about it from you and I'm actually like considering taking the leap of the book.

It's not a leap. You just have to stand up. I stand up. A lot of people lean, my ass and as devines, we have big thick juiciestes. Yeah. So you're not able to get all the way around. So what we do is your original name when you cover

When you guys got to Ellis Island your last name was behind and they were like we're just gonna change that for you How about divine? Yes? Answer your question Dylan Absolutely, yes, I will MJ which one of the bros would be most likely to be cryogenically of the bros would be most likely to be cryogenically frozen. I think it says frozen. It doesn't say frozen, but it shouldn't. Frozen?

Preserved. Oh, dude, I would love to do that. That's like, I'll do that. Yeah. I'll say that. I think Kyle might hop into that. What do you mean? I think, we can both do it.

Why can't we both be called together? Why would we do it together? That's fine. I think it only frees one. Why can't we both be good together? That's fine. I think in only freeze one, who are we letting them freeze? Well, they have spoken. How bad do you want it? I kind of want it bad. Yeah, I don't want it that bad bitch. I think it would be cool.

I mean, if that means you wake up later, right? That's what that means. Well, that's the hope. You only want to be cryed in the eye frozen. You won't be crowned in the eye frozen. If then in like 50 years, they have to unthaw me so I can fight crime. Yeah. No, like demolition man.

Exactly. It's like, this is a demolition man scenario where Kyle and Derrick are frozen at the same time and then they get unthought. Unders. And Derrick. Yeah. Yeah. frozen at the same time and then they get unthought. And the derrors. Yeah. Yeah.

My bad. So this is a sad one. Austin Cassie. Austin Cassie. She says that her father passed away. Sandy. So it would be nice to give him his flower. So everybody gives Sandy his flowers.

Sandy! What up? Looks like this is a fuck cancer situation. I'm with the Cassie Fudger. That's cool. Yeah, I can't have the Sandy. By the way, Sandy is like one of these strongest male names possible. Oh yeah.

It could be a female, I don't know. She just said her father, didn't she? Yes. Yeah, you're reading these, right? Yeah. Okay, you're reading these right yeah, okay use use use your comprehension I think I think Sandy for a dude is a fucking sick name agreed I agree agreed I think Sandy as a state of being after you at the beach like three or four hours later not okay not I think Sandy Duncan is our best Peter Pan go ahead. Sorry, okay?

So Kate wants to know would you rather drink Joey Chestnut's pee the day after? Oh, wait, wait, there's an option? There's another option? The day after he breaks the asparagus, heating world record, or... Oh my God! Dude, that's the most long island question of all time. Or get pooped on by your mom.

Oh, dude. Well, you don't have to look at it. Yeah, my mom can poop on me. Yeah, I think it's fun. And she pretend it was an accident. Oh, no, dude, I'd like to watch. Well, you don't have to watch. No, if I was face down, mom pooping on my back, that's all right.

Wait, face down. On your back? You're saying face down, ass up. That's the way I like my mom to poop on me. Yeah, that's what I mean. I definitely don't want to know my back, because I could feel, I would put you like I could never wash that off. I want it like stomach, stomach or chest, eyes closed, so that like I can scrub for the

next six months of my life. You just can't reach back there. Fair, fair, fair, fair. This is, this is the end of the road here, guys. Those are good questions. Any take-backs, any apologies, any, at the giveaways of the road here guys. Those are good questions. Any apologies? Any epic giveaways? Oh my god. You know what? I would like to take back taking my hat off and show my baldness during the ribs. I liked it. I liked it. That you know you had more

wrist by doing that. By having the ball. Yeah. Okay. I'm covering my covering the the loss of hair. It's not that bold, but it feels bold when I take my hat off. It's just receding. It's just creeping back. That's a receding, bro. Dude, we're in a recession over here. My epic giveaways will be this headphones.

I'm not gonna charge $15. Here you go. They're not good. They're not good. They're not good. No reason to do it. They're not good. I just want to say thank you guys.

We'll show enough. All right, you're done. Are we done? OK. Reason to do it. I just want to say thank you guys for showing up Okay, you go to First time I've ever been to long I'll do it next week, so I want to say thank you guys Not flowers not giving you flowers, but really thank you for showing every really appreciate it. Yeah. Bro. Yeah, baby. Look, yeah. Hey, we have some not-so-epic, in the ways. Dude, I want to give it up for Gimm for Vinny with the tattoos.

Vinny! Hey, where is Vinny? Vinny's right there. Vinny. Vinny, baby. My God, my God. And I don't know if you heard me. I said not so epic. And I mentioned we have literal t-shirts. Yo, right here lady. Oh, she missed it. I'm going deep. Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep. Thank you guys so much for showing up. We really appreciate it.

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