This Is Important - Ep 177: Live From Newark: He Has Risen Using Rhino Pills

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

Live from Newark!  Today, this is what's important: Dick pills, aphrodisiacs, cologne, Lola Bunny, harmonicas, how to keep a man happy, heights, Ben Stiller, McDonalds, high school, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to the Amy and TJ podcast on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... New Jersey thinks I bust big nuts. He doesn't have big, big energy, he has huge, com shot energy. Hey big lads, smell pretty good, what's up Jersey?

Hey man, will you jizz on us? Here we go, start your engines. Rang, rang, r most old Jerry's eating. Time to boys off, baby. Here, sit. Whoa. Whoa. There's a cause of diarrhea. Boys. That was cool.

Fricking gymnastics. Adam, I'm gonna build this table. I'm table a little closer. Don't don't do it We're gonna make ourselves at home now if I'm confused are we an old jersey? Are we a new jersey? I don't get it. I bet everyone who comes here does that joke I just thought I would a wow dude old old new and that's the show now do people cause ways new uniformer new jersey that's gotta be the other one I like that a lot that's probably another world that everyone always does somehow

got worse you didn't give him points for that did you thank God But I enjoyed that. I like your uniform. Well, first of all, thank you guys all for coming out. This is sweet on a Wednesday. My God! You guys are on Fire Baby! By the way, this place is sick.

It's beautiful. And the fact that they, like, Savion Glover makes an announcement, and he's all fancy, and this place is so beautiful. And then we're going to come out that they like, Savion Glover makes an announcement and he's all fancy in this place is so beautiful. And then we're gonna come out and like talk about our buttholes for like an hour and a half. Ty 20 buttholes. Center for performing farts.

Farts like a very nice security guard back there named John and I'm like, I'm gonna disappoint him. Right, I know, there's no way we're gonna- He's not prepared for what's about to happen. He's like, okay, I hope you guys have fun out there. I'm like, it way we're prepared for what's about to happen. He's like, okay, I hope you guys have fun out there. I'm like, it's not gonna be fun for you, John. Yeah, we're not even close to the beauty of this theater. No, this is a very beautiful place. It's gonna soil it too. Yeah, we are filthy. We're filthy. Mopping to stage with mud. Uh,

just nothing but hard cocks and hard. What? You're already hard. I was science. As soon as I heard I was coming to Newark. I'm not a radio. Rock hard. Bam!

Give it up for rock hard dance. You know, you keep talking about it. It's been six months of an origin. It's actually really painful. As soon as it was routed on the tour. Really painful. What is the like on the tour, really painful. She's my dick. What is the like, that's been too long.

I've had this bone for too long. Oh, when does it become a danger? Yeah. I've been at a gas station and you see those little pills behind there, like, no, they're huge. They're fucking rhinos. Yeah, oh my God. I love that you know the name of them.

Yeah. Because I was about to say they're called rhinos Like I'm assuming you're like I won't my dick to be as hard as a rhinos tusk. Yeah, that's exactly Too hard. I'll say you have never Dabbled have I ever dabbled in a rhino in a rhino? Kind of hot those These are all of our best friends from New Jersey. They made t-shirts.

There's a guy who has a wizard over there. Yeah, you can talk about that. Dude, I'm on a rhino right now. Nice, you're on a rhino. Yeah, I am on a rhino. But you're not. And we're asking if you ever have. So stop dodging the question.

I have never done that. I am afraid that it would make my heart explode and my tick pop. Yes. Yeah, that'll happen. Your dick will pop, I heard. It will swell up and then explode. Well, I have.

And he's got a gravel right by the front door. No, I have to. What? And my girlfriend was like, why are you sweating so much? Right. Because it causes you to sweat. Heart attack, that's what you're saying. And then also, they don't tell you

that you're just going to have an erection. You think it's like one night of having an awesome rhino-like boner. Sure. Yeah. It lasts for like two weeks, dude. What the fuck? And it'll be anything we'll just set it off.

Like, you'll hear like a crumpling of a paper. And that'll do something to you. Really? I never did carino. I think the closest I ever got was taking a little Spanish fly. I think that's like a little pill, but it was just like a horny pill. It had nothing to do with boners. It's just supposed to make you horny.

Are you a time traveler from the past? Yeah. I had done Spanish flyer. Yeah. That's your house. That's some like 1970s. time travel from the past yeah I done Spanish fly yeah I was at a treasure that's some like 1970s like fake thing yeah you still have to be tapped into the love part of everything do you still use the word exotic a lot look at exotic magazines exotic videos no that's erotic yeah Yeah, I said exotic. Points. No, I really think that is the word he was trying to use.

Yeah, I think so. It was. Yeah, stupid. So, why would you take the Spanish fly? You have problems. I mean, my problem is it's being horny. Well, I don't have a problem. I just like being black out drunk and having my dick work.

Well, see, I don't, I mean, yes. Hey, good for you. I mean, I think that's a really great goal. That's a fantastic goal. There's definitely people here that are like just modern family fans and they're like, what is he talking about? He's at the center for performing arts.

And he's a young dog. This man he is fucked up. It's a spin off. Is Spanish fly like funky cold Medina? What is that? What does that mean? It's a whole rap song by Tonloak. Well, I know that but he gave it to the dog. The dog was home in his leg. Yeah, buddy. I guess I never broke the down the lyrics of funky combadena. It was about like, date Spanish fly. I think it was about like a Afro Diziac. Yeah. That's what it is. Spanish fly is like a Afro Diziac. It's just supposed to

get you horny. You still are, should be able to get your own boner when you're on a Spanish fly. Oh, okay. Do you think, if I bet you get your own boner? Never had a problem, okay? No, I have a problem. Can you think if I bet you $1,000 right now,

you could spell Afro-DZ act? Yeah, for $1,000, Blake will not pay you. Right. Just let it be known. He will make a bet. He'll shake your hand. I think I got it. Yeah, for $1,000 Blake will not pay you Right, let it be known. He'll he will make a bet. He'll shake your hand. I think I got it I'm notorious never ever pay you. I'm pissed now a P H R O D E S I A C you were so close You were so close. Wait, what happened to you? You did like a third letter? It peas in it?

Yeah, APH, Afro. Well, that's not how I spell Afro. I almost went there, but I remember it's a pH. Where did I go wrong? Afro, Didey? Yeah, you said E instead of I. Where? Spell it out for us.

APH, R, O, D, I, S, I, A, C. Oh? Spell it out. Spell it out for us. APHRODISIC. Oh, I got it. So I did the E as the first I. By the way, whoever out there can spell it. You're probably not our fans. Yeah. What the hell? You guys got the seasonal tickets.

Or they really are, and they're just very horny all the time. Okay. They're like, I know exactly how they're always doing this. Maybe that and the kitchen exactly how they're always doing this. Maybe that and like the kitchen to like their lover, they're like, hey babe, where's the milk? I got some milk right here. Dude, that's, yeah. Sweetheart, have you seen my keys? Yeah, I got your keys right here. I can unlock that box anytime. I just got back from the doctor.

It turns out my aunt, she's not going to make it. Are we going to make it? Why did their eyes go dead when their tongues move? What's going on with these guys? Wouldn't you want dead eyes or do you want eyes that are like this? I kind of want those wild eyes. You like wild eyes. Okay. And then you just spell aphrodisiac.

I get where you're coming from. Yeah. I'm more of like a, your soul leaves your body and. Yeah. Your eyes are going, bro. You're like what I imagine. Like, you know how like, I mean, it's in my standup back, but when you're an old person, you lose control of your tongue.

Right. That happened in my standard back, but when you're an old person, you lose control of your tongue. Right. That happened in my great aunt. She was like 104 years old. She's the sweetheart, but like she would just be like, I'll share it. Be donkey. Right. It just slips out.

Yeah, I would just fall out of her face. Gravity. Gravity takes hold of your tongue when you're 140. I don't think it's even gonna take that long. I feel like I'm like a human bass at home. Everything is starting to droop Yeah, and like really sad gross ways It's gonna be I'm gonna be I'm eight years away from just being you being a half. Yeah

You had to say like Adam put your tongue back in your mouth your tongue Dog catchers gonna grab you and be like oh, sorry. Sorry. You're a human. It's Adam again Adam. It's Adam divine again I thought you were a hairless Adam. As you were. You are shitting on the sidewalk again Adam. By the way, what happened to dog catchers? Shit. I don't know, dog catchers. Or dog in Spanish.

Five of mine is well getting to it. What happened to the mountain man? People used to catch dogs and like, but now dogs are just everywhere. Will and Il, we're dog catchers. Ever a real thing or was that just from cartoons? No, they were dog catchers, but I think they just turned into animal control But dog catchers were six specifically catching dogs dream job dream

Get them off the streets, dude. You just spit on me so much You were so excited to see her dream job that you just spit everywhere too. Goodbye. Do you guys remember when you first heard what an Afro-Diz-Yak was? Like you could like eat a certain thing or like, you could like put a certain cologne on and that would get the girls real ill. Yeah, I'll do. Do you guys like love like a love potion movie?

I can't remember. Oh, you have a Sandra Bullock. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah, that's right. Love potion number nine. Oh, yeah. It's a song too bear with us. We're gonna take 20 minutes on Oh song. Who was that written by again? Love potion. Who does props department run by on that? Love potion because the bottle was very unique. What's that isn't oysters oysters are a natural afro-diz-yak? Oh yeah, yeah. Natural, natural afro-diz-yak.

Natural, natural, natural. You got it. Tyros having a stroke. Bro. Dude, I used to... I used to smear myself in cool water cologne. I would thought you were going to say cool ranch Doritos and I'm like, I try to fuck you.

Yeah, sure. That's a natural afro-diz-yak. Oh fuck you hungry. That you. Yeah, sure. That's a natural afro-gaze. Oh, fuck you, hungry. That gets me hard for sure. Why wasn't going for my friend Blake? Well, in the eighth grade, when I was pouring cool water on myself, because one person was like, yeah, I don't know. It's like an Aprodisiac.

So do you want to buy it or not? It's $11 only. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Well, if you ever find me drunk and you want to fuck me, just like rub yourself in Funnians and then I'll be all over you dude. Funnians! Yeah dude, the dollar funnians makes my dick act like it's on a rhino pill.

Okay, be honest. Did you fuck a funnian? What's going on? I put my dick through a few funnians, but who has it? Honestly, that's a cool way to start measuring dicks. Is like, how many fungions can you put on it? And then it becomes like Jenga or like that game topple where like you're really trying to get that one last on there.

He'd be like, it's 11, dude. 11? 11 fungions. I was going to say, that's a whole bag. Four. But, this guy can put a whole bag of fun you know God damn bro. Yeah, I'm not over compensating What about Kalamari that's more my size like

Kalamari rings. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm stacking lifesavers over. Are we talking? Yeah, I'm stacking life savers over. Are we talking? Are we talking? Damn. I'm stacking life. Oh, are we talking fried? Are we talking grilled? Oh, we're talking fried.

OK, thank God. It's driveled up. You, it's, but it's red. You get a little extra cake on that. There's a soft measurement and then a hard measurement. Sure, sure, sure. We're talking about growing and showing. What other, what other foods would you guys measure your dick back?

Slim gyms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I told the woman backstage. She's watching on a monitor back there And I was like you're about to see the dumbest thing that's ever happened on this stage Okay, good. I'm excited. He thinks we're being modest. Yeah, and we're it's a fair warning. Yeah, just like you guys know. Yeah, it's real. Bam. So what what else did you guys as far as I was a cool watered boy? What did you guys fuck with? I think I always wanted to get Michael Jordan Cologne, but it was like unavailable to at least that's what my mom called. I think it was called jump juice. I thought it was called the air.

I think it was too. It was just an empty spray bottle, but anything Michael Jordan said, you'd just be like, yes, I have to have it. That would be unbelievable if you were like, I think it's all. It's exactly the same as the premise of Space Jam, or it's just labeled as like Michael Jordan's special juice. And you're like, right now I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it.

And they take the sticker off and it's like, Bill Murray could dunk the whole time. Is that how the movie goes? I don't know. I think I think of a Dumb O. I don't think Bill Murray dunks. I don't think so either. I think he just plays golf with a cool umbrella hat on. Yes.

No, they definitely let him play. Oh yeah, he does play. You hat on. Yes. No, they definitely let him play. Oh, yeah, he does play. You're right. Yes. Yes. Wasn't the whole dust up of the new space jam is like the new, the new, uh, Lola Bunny. Oh, yeah.

It was like really hot. Yeah. Oh, but then, but then didn't they, like, didn't they redraw her to be on the outside? They unhotted her because Lola Bunny in the original space jam has a fucking donkey, bro. Okay. So wait, and then the new one, they're like, it's too sexy for kids.

We got to ugly this bunny up. Yeah, because she had like a gnarly camel toe. Yeah, and she had a huge camel toe. Yeah, she had a huge camel toe. You didn't know that. Yeah. Actually, my tea. I thought it was a bunny with Lola-look camel. It turns out holy shit.

But she also had them shorts, like the boy cut shorts, whatever. So you can see the crevice, the bottom of her butt. Yeah. You know, these horny animators are just having a time with it, too. Oh, for sure, dude. They're a lot to that little room being like, what if it was a little shorter?

Yeah, they're like, you know, we can have a computer draw. All the rest of the frames are like we're good we're good yeah I got this yeah I got this dude what is this scene where it's just the monsters railing lowly that is not in the script I thought I read that on things you know we didn't have this in the script and it's a 23 minute long scene. Michael Jordan's number. It's Michael Jordan's number. Animator Mara Cutt talked to you.

The janitor found this waste basket full of rhino pills in your office. What's going on here? Yeah, man, we had to finish the cut before midnight. We're on a deadline over here. And why are they called boy shorts? Boys don't wear those. Yeah, why aren't they just called short shorts? Why aren't they called, or they called boy shorts? Boys don't wear those. Yeah, why aren't they just called short shorts? Why aren't they called or like girl shorts? Because it was

probably someone had it. No, I think they were, they're the style of shorts that like it is in a 1980 slasher film. When like a guy was wearing like a cut-off t-shirt. Sure. So, 1980s. He had shorts like this. Right. I think it comes from that. Because I'm so old that that was my gym uniform shorts. And you had to sag them like fully below your buttocks. Right.

Much like Blake. But those, even if you wore them high, the boy shorts are like tight, tight fucking underwear with the booty shake hanging out. Thank you, Dad. They're like boxers? No, boys shorts are not like boxers. They're not like any boxers I've ever taken off of a man.

Boy shorts are not like boxers, they're not. They're totally different. You know the roll-up boxers to get them to be boy shorts. That's what I think. Dude, I guess he's pissed now. Yeah, I'm pissed now pissed now! How pissed now? That's what I think. Why did you hit the middle of Kyle?

And now there being S-mon on some more. I think it's boy shorts because it's... Welcome in ladies, you haven't missed much. Just to recap. Or just to recap. We hit a buzz ball. I think it's boy shorts because it's probably a mom who was who had to dart out and she took her

little sun shorts and put them on. Oh, the backstory. And then they're like, what's up? Why are you wearing your boy's shorts? And then that's like spread like wildfire. Some guy definitely like came out and was rubbing his hands like, what's up, mom? Why you wearing your boy's shorts? And she's like brilliant billion dollar idea. Right.

She's a, let's spank Slady. Is this spank Slady from Jersey or New York? Who? Spank Slady. The spank Slady. Kim Kardashian. She's Jersey. She's Jersey.

Yeah. Fucking sick. What? DDP yoga? It's DDP from Jersey. It's DDP from Jersey. She's Jersey. Fucking sick. What? DDP yoga? It's DDP from Jersey. She's the same as Lyon. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. That's it. Oh my god. Oh my god. I feel the bang.

I do like how I'm getting good energy from New Jersey. I did a mini bang. That was a mini bang. I mean, if we're starting to claim stuff about New Jersey, let's just say we did a little Wikipedia action before the show And my snooki who else We found the situation to just to just tie together ddp yoga and snooki Do you guys remember when snooki wrestled? Yeah, and she did like a full on she did like a flip-flop back flip. I was like a full

Jack it was good. It was unreal. Yeah, I was a stupid fan. Yeah, she saw Oh that guy's pissed. Oh Yeah, dude fucking there's so many we haven't got beat up in a show. Yeah, Jack is from Jersey. What the hell? There's so many we haven't got beat up in the show yet. Is from Jersey? What the hell? Chiquillo Neil Chiquillo Niel is from Jersey. Oh no the other shack Shack oh fucking Throw my from the train must be Newark. Oh my god David Copperfield is from here. Oh shit. I saw David Copperfield live in Las Vegas when I was like 16 and I was on a rhino pill. It was crazy dude. Well he made my On March 16, 2000, two sheriff's deputies were shot in Atlanta. Jamil Alamin, a Muslim leader and former Black Power activist, was convicted.

But the evidence was shaky, and the whole truth didn't come out during the trial. My name is Mosey Secret, and when I started investigating this case in my hometown I uncovered a dark truth about America. He said to me, you want me to take care of them for not doing something or paying you something like that? I said no, what you talking about? Well I had no idea. Who you know, who you had become?

That's how he approached you. You know he meant what he said that. Yeah, I'm thinking, murder, in a minute, you know. I think that's what he was thinking too. From Tinderfoot TV, Campside Media, and I Heart Podcasts, Radical is available now. Listen to the new podcast Radical for free on the I Heart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Yes. Well, yes. Of course. Willis. Yeah. Yeah. Bruce Willis. No, I thought it was Bruce Almighty Yeah, that was shot here. Yeah, Bruce brings team he obviously rules

But my dad had a weird beef with him when I was a kid like really like the most blue collar guy was a railroad conductor for 35 years has like grizzled hands talks like this right and five years has like grizzled hands, talks like this. And for whatever reason, I was like thinking as a kid, I was like, my dad's gonna love Bruce Springsteen. I remember my friend's dad listened to it a lot, and so I go home and I'm like,

Dad, you should listen to Bruce Springsteen. I think you would like him. I'm like eight and my dad goes, he's a fucking pussy. What the fuck? That shit's in the court. I'm like, did my dad have like actual beef with Bruce Springsteen?

Cause he's not that, he doesn't have that much hate in his heart. Bruce was like actively like, fuck Bruce Springsteen. He's just like, I hope he dies. Bruce made an album called Nebraska. Dude, I don't know why my dad has such hatred in his heart. Is that why he's mad?

Cause he's like, I was working on an album called Nebraska. And then this new jersey. I can see that for my dad is like have it is because my dad he's never told me he wanted to do anything and entertainment and then once we had our show we're called and uh oh you've heard it. Yeah. Watch we had our show and it was successful He came to me and he was like, you know, this was always my dream. I'm like really like no it fucking wasn't right

You had no dreams. Yeah, yeah, no, he's like I just the rich part I had two dreams to be Bruce brings to have your specific career. Getting a television show and strangling Bruce brings to death. Can your dad play the harmonica? Yes he does. He's recently played harmonica. I feel like that's more of a Bruce Willis deal, right? Maybe upon your birth in New Jersey,

you're given a harmonica, which is really cool. That's a cool thing. Is that a thing? Your dad, dad your dad fucking I don't know if he still plays harmonica but I've jammed with him a few times he's fucking rips yeah he's pretty good on your jam with his dad or Bruce spring no with his dad that's when he was still he was recently retired so we picked up a hobby and that was playing the harmonica last time I was like dude where's all up a hobby and that was playing the harmonica last time I was like dude where's all your harmonicas and now he's so stoned all the time It seems like the perfect time yet. Yeah, exactly. I go where's her harmonica?

He goes I lost them shit somewhere What the fuck dude? He was all about it. Yeah, he had a mall in every key was fucking it up Where's the harmonica the The harmonica's right here. I got your harmonica right here. See about blowing the harmonica. Hey, tennis, come play this harmonica. And that is my mother we're talking about. I'm talking about Adam's mom.

I'm sorry, I'm a penny-divine. I have an early take back. That's cool. That's really cool. At a penny-divine. You're a fast-divine guy. I hope you have a really healthy sexual life at that age. You know what I mean, right? I hope that.

Yeah, for sure. I don't like to think about my parents doing it, but I'm okay with thinking about me being very sexual at that age. I remember, I came, I mean, my parents, my null of, whatever, fuck them. Oh, God. I love them. But, you know, they birthed me, so this is what they get. Payback. They gave you their dream.

Yeah, he gave to me his dream. I was in a wheelchair, and they didn't think I was gonna like reverse out into the hallway, and I see my dad. I like was gonna yell something at my mom, so I rolled backwards in the hallway and I see my dad being like, and my mom walking down the hallway, like that's a fuck real quick?

Yeah, I think a blow job is what he was asking for. And my mom was like, right on it! She said what? Door closed, she was like, I'm right on it. Yeah, I was like, yeah, sign on it. You call your dad going like Right wait Your dad's super good at trades. Wait, what? Spit on it.

Was it Titty's looking at the line? By the way, it wasn't a big house, so it's not that long of a hallway. They're just doing charades in the middle of this short 15-foot hallway. Why did I think this was at a hospital? No, I thought this was like you were doing like P.T. at the hospital. He was like

He's like quick on the nurse. Janitor's closet The dog like they can't go to their own room They were there were going back to their room. Oh, well then you shouldn't have been in there. I was in in the room Yeah, I was at the far end of the hallway. I was watch I was a my teacher was there I had a like teacher a teacher to come to my house So I didn't fall behind in school when I was a incapacitated in the wheelchair Adam your parents were fucking your teacher Whoa, and my teacher was back in my My mom did say something funny to which is a cool thing for a mom to say to your future wife.

It's right before we got married. My mom told Chloe she goes, a way to keep a man happy is always keep his belly full and to, and I'm quoting. I'm quoting my mother. I know this. And to suck the poison out. Wait, really? Yes. Okay, I've never heard of something like that.

What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I know it builds up and it clouds their judgment. It's poison. You have to suck the poison. I've heard this. Your mom's on a ride. I've heard this your mom's our rhinopills. I heard this phrase, but it's not like that. It's like keep his belly full and his balls empty. It's like, but not suck the poison out. My mom said suck, come is not poison. A two penny divine it is. Wow. But then like you're ingesting the poison.

I love which makes your brain crazy. And so you say things like keep his belly going. I'm not going to go that far with that. I just thought it was kind of a cool thing. But you're assuming to sort of hype up my wife I love which makes your brain crazy. We so you say things like keep A cool thing for my mom to sort of hype up my wife to give me more blood jobs It is that's actually that's like a good looking out by a mom. Yeah, I bet he'd like it Grandma told my wife that I was like grandma give me I Well that your parents would have yelling matches and your mom would be like this is the poison talking Stop yelling that your parents would have yelling matches and your mom would be like, this is the poison talking! Right. Stop yelling at me, God damn it. Stop yelling, get over here.

Let me, get her. No, no, no, no. Give me the poison. Good handle, dude. I love that. Keep his belly full and suck the poison out. I don't know how to say it, honey. Let's watch my guy.

I was, it was a, Chloe came to me like shell shock. She was like you're saying, honey. Let's watch the guy. Yeah, it was a, Chloe came to me like shell shot. She was like, your mom, yeah. Just said something to me and I'm like, oh, fuck. What? And then she told me and I was like, kind of true though. Yeah, then you go over, give your mom a big hug. I was like, actually, that makes a lot of sense.

It does. She's got, that's valid. That's a valid point, mom. And I'm not feeling good going at mom also a little hungry yeah yeah I'm like oh man I don't know my head feels cloudy and I feel devious it must be all the poison something's building up like I'ma just pop a rhino pilling yeah how about a little mac and cheese thank you for making me dinner come get some of the the cobra spit Cobras are a poison of Jesus. Yeah, no, they're not actually not actually vulgar for me

I'm venomous. They're venomous. You're right. Fuck what's poison? What's the difference between poison and poison is what comes out of your penis? Right, right and then venom and venom is what's fits out of snakes Penises, okay, so it all comes out of penises. That's good. So I think your mom as crazy as that sound she meant venom sucked a venom out Yeah, I'm gonna have to bring that a tour and say she misspoke Hey, mom real quick about the poison you were wrong. Also, actually, you know what? All I want to know is where she learned it. Like where did that come from? I hope that that was a phrase that was passed out

for generations through. I feel like it's like, yeah, it's got to be religious, right? It sounds like she was in like the 700. Wait, you think that's religious? I do. I do too. It's like, yeah. Homey, you got to go to church.

I haven't been in a long time. Maybe I should go to the fresh. That's not what they're talking about. I feel like a religious person might be in a conversation. On the third place, rose again. And on the fourth, she sucks the poison. Yeah, there. Lightning bolt. He is risen. He is risen in prison.

He is risen using rhino pills Brought to you by rhino Jesus Christ resurrection Easter brought to you by rhino XL Feel the horn Resurrection man, they're so dumb. We are a little bit aren't we? I'm a dumbass We are a little bit aren't we? I'm a dumbass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isaac, is it possible for me to get another course lot out here? Yeah.

Hey, just pick it around, pick it around, pick it around. Isaac, Isaac horned everybody. Come on, bud. Isaac horn, he's coming out. Thank you so much. Look at this sexy ass. It's a guy. My guy.

Thank you, baby. Tall drink of water, this guy. Wow. Southern California's beer. Now do you want to show your nipples tonight, Isaac? Isaac, they want to see the nips. You guys weren't loud enough tonight. If I had to guess, he'd be out here once or twice more.

So you're going to get a shot. Are you guys blown away at how humongous he is? It's crazy, right? He looks like a shaved bigfoot. It's cool. I think the eyes are huge. I'm like, he's smaller than me. Well, you can fit 10 funnions on your cock. We know you're the leaven, it was a leaven. It was a leaven.

My man is packing. It's a whole damn bag. I sometimes, I think people think that I'm smaller than I am because they think Durs is smaller because Durs is actually I want to say seven two I want to say that, but how tall are you six three or six four six three? So people stand up to next to him And they're like oh, he's way taller. So then they get next to me and they're like your boobs are huge Big ass dude. Yeah, yeah, I think I think you're big as fuck, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I think you're biggest fuck, dude. Thank you.

And while we're at it, I'll tell our you. Um. You guys are getting the scoop. Never been set out loud. I'm 5'11." Are you really? I thought you were 6'5". Oh, dude.

I had some of my driver's license, but I lied. Really? Yeah. Well, you bumped it up for your driver's license? Yeah. He had a man bun on him. I told him I was 6'7". I wonder, can you really fuck up?

Well, if I went and my driver's license, and I was like, I'm 6'2". I'm 6'2, 115 pounds. Yeah. What would they do? What would they do? All right, fuck it. I don't care.

I work at the DMV. Yeah, I think you could throw it. I think you could fudge it by 10 pounds down and about three inches. No, I think I'm gonna throw it. I'm like 40 pounds down on my license right now. Yeah, you should go into the the DMV and put in like those cat like contacts and be like, they'll'll be like what color are your eyes and you just say cat. Yeah Feline License revoke all right They're like all you had to say was brown, but now you can't drive for two years Fuck I'm six two and my eyes are cats

Do that's an episode that I that I sometimes forget about is the front yard wrestling match. Oh, yeah, yeah, the Dell. Hey, I know we got one DDP fan in here. Yeah. Yeah, so that episode we had Ben the show. I was like why? Definitely like why did he see it? He's like no Weirdly when he showed up on set we all just apologize. I'm sorry. Yeah, right Sorry about this. He was really awesome though Did not pull any punches in the wrestling. Yeah, he was great. Yeah, that's cool. He was also a fucking ditty. Did not pull any punches in the wrestling? Yeah.

No, he was all about it. Very physical and jacked. Secretly jacked. Like Blake. Dude, heavy weights, he's buffing heavy weights. Has anybody seen the movie heavy weights? Oh, yeah. Dude, he's buffing a chopic thunder.

He's buffing, chopic thunder. The guy is buff. He's been buffed. I think he's buffing Walter Mitty too, isn't he? Dude, guys, he's so jacked and Walter Mitty. The person getting our words makes up, okay? Because he's not buff. What do you mean?

He's tone shredded. Okay, he's shredded. He's pretty jacked. He's jacked and chopped up. You know, I'm buff. What is the difference between you two? You're not buff. There's a layer of fat over your muscles,

but they are large muscles. Okay. That's a buff boy. So buff is a...'re not allowed. You're not allowed. You're not allowed. You're not allowed. You're not allowed. You're not allowed. You're not allowed. You're not allowed. You're not allowed.

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I think surfers are shredded. Yeah, they're shredded. I think they're cut. I also think no the lean they are But shredded is lean that's what was no shredded is more defined than lean Shredded is bigger than lean, but they're both the same definition shredded shredded literally This is important shredded and diced diced Hey hold up who's our diced I diced. I do literally these guys all work at G&C. And this is gonna get you tired. And then he shook his head. He's like, I know diced. And then I looked at him and he goes, no, I don't know diced. No one knows diced. It's because it started as sliced, but then the coolest dude in the friend group was like, you mean diced.

I mean, yeah, we met diced. They'm sorry. They said that anywhere, it would be in New Jersey, and they said they don't say it. They don't say it. Like, I feel like they'd be like, yeah, I'm diced, bro. Like, you guys say, bro? Yeah, I'm diced. Who doesn't say, bro? I think everyone says, this is cool.

You guys get a sneak peek into what it was like working in the work hall of Straters Room. Where it was eight hours of us trying to figure out the perfect words for toned men. And then one hour of actually working on the stories that made the show. Yep, yep. And our writers were like, yeah, I guess it goes shredded

then buff, then yokes shredded. Well, we have that on the whiteboard. And they're like, I get paid just to be here, right? I went to Harvard. What are you guys talking about? I'm a smart person, actually. That was cool to just watch Harvard people look at us, like we're in a zoo.

Yeah. Yeah, so essentially when we sold the show, they were like, we want to buy this idea from you guys. You guys will exactly to produce it and start it and write it. But you need to hire a show runner who's smarter than you and writers who are smarter than you. And we did that. We got like all of our writers, season one were like Harvard guys and girls and they were

way smarter than us and couldn't come up with the level of dumb that we were able to come up with, which I think was the special sauce. Right. Yeah, we'd be like trying to pitch stories and they'd be like, you mean like McBeth? And I'd be like, I don't know.

It was like, I don't know. What is that a new cheeseburger? I don't know, this is like McDonald cheeseburger I know this is like McDonald's Hey, that's points bro. That's big points That's big big Big bad? You're like no It's like that episode of Ghostbusters the animated series And he's like that was based on McBath and I'm like

Okay, yeah, so says you? Yeah Is McDonald's making new items or are they only letting like Rappers have like meals now? Where it's not new? Dude, I would love it, Bose. What is it? I'm just saying collabos. Oh yeah, collab.

Well, no, they're doing a new- They're doing a new- They're doing a new high-end McDonald's cafe. Okay. Yeah, they make it. Make it. It's gonna be, it's the coffee. It's gonna be like straight up a Starbucks. The cause of diarrhea. Okay, yeah make it make it

It's gonna be like straight up Starbox the cause of diarrhea that sells pastries and other types of things, but it's gonna be McDonald's coffee so Let's all go right now What are they doing? I think it's fucking delicious. Just take just take the make a whole new thing. Which would be why you didn't spin it off from McDonald's. Why why not? Oh yeah, McDonald's is trash. Okay.

You don't like McDonald's? Fuck you. I don't think youngsters fuck with McDonald's. I'm not a fan either. I'm not a big McDonald's. Where am I nine year old, Zach? You guys see McDonald's? Dude.

So I was, I was absolutely raised on McDonald's like it was I know but you're four years old yeah I mean I mean I love that I have like the half-chack and Chipotle dude they don't fuck with it anymore my child bride what what my child bride Chloe she's eight years younger than me. Okay loves McDonald's, dude. Oh, so there you go. I just said nine year olds. Not nine years younger than us. I don't think they fuck with it. Okay, it says you. I just remember that I would face like 20 nuggets a night like big time. The little cowboy boot shaped ones. Face. Yeah, dude. Face me. What do you mean you would face them? What what's your sauce? What's your sauce? Face is like you know how like jack does rip like face is like eating very fast like inhale

Yeah, I'm feeling food is like facing it. I faced the nugget Jesus You're fucking cool. Thanks man. Is that like who heard it? Hey all I know is you're not getting very nice You're not getting diced up if you're facing too many nugs No, no, I was I wasn't putting I wouldn't put on any weight when I was a kid I remember like yeah, that's how childhood is yeah, you can eat whatever you want I don't know. It's kind of a fat little kid. I started fat, but then then leaned out and then got I was a little chonkster little We've got dirt devil, but maybe you're just getting the pool Adam, huh? We'll get you in the pool and But then then leaned out and then got out a little a little chunkster little

Devil but maybe just get you the pool Adam, huh? We'll get you in the pool and could straighten you out I'm an adult man now, so we'll get you in that speedo someday I want to see you in a speedo that shit would be fucking fire you want He's talking about it. It's right down there. You want to see it? I'm a dude. Okay.

The center for performing arts. No, very nice thing. Wait, you got to shift. Nope, not today. Damn. Fair enough. Did. Nope, not today. Okay. Damn. Fair enough. Did you guys, when you, hey, just, hey, you don't wanna see it.

Yeah. Did you guys realize that McDonald's McNuggets were like a tempura batter? Oh, is that what they're claiming? This is what it is. It's tempura? Yeah. Tempura.

Sure, whatever. What, what is that? No, you said tempura? Yeah. Tempura. Sure, whatever. What is that? No, you said tempura. Wait, wait, wait. But like other ones are like the little breaded, like whatever. And I didn't realize that they were tempura. Oh, so that's why they're super fucking crispy. Like crunchy, crispy, that's fucking dope.

I mean, the fosters farms all day, bro. That's why they have sweet and sour sauce. I like the way nobody else offers sweet and sour sauce. Interesting. Oh, really? It's important. So it was wrong with the dogs, fuck around with pay and that's important.

Yeah, that's good shit's important. I love that. I'm like a foodie. That's why I know these things. So. The end. The end. The end.

The end. The end. On March 16, 2000, two sheriff's deputies were shot in Atlanta. Jamil Alamin, a Muslim leader in former Black Power activist, was convicted. But the evidence was shaky, and the whole truth didn't come out during the trial. My name is Mosey Secret, and when I started investigating this case in my hometown, I uncovered a dark truth about America. He said to me, you want me to take care of them for not doing something or paying you something like that. I said no, what you talking about? But I had no idea who you had become. That's how he approached you. You know, he meant what he said. Yeah, I'm thinking murder in him in it, you know. I think that's what he was thinking.

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This is the first time that we actually get to say, what happened and where we are today. Listen to the Amy and TJ podcast on the I Heart Radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Jack Nicholson is from here Cool segue. I mean is he claiming New Jersey? I feel like the people have to claim the state It can't be like he that's what's born here and then moved away immediately immediately. It says he's from Neptune city Where the fuck is that? He's a Neptune all right. That guy's a weird strange bird

What what's that? That's their high school he went to high school cool Yeah, hey Did you guys have any Tom Hanks went to our high school? That's true. Yeah, that's cool. They're one of the schools around us Hey Tom Hanks grew up in a town like right next to ours. Yeah That's actually really tight, dude. Oh, yeah, that's fucking dope.

You have to be famous people. Michael Jordan went to high school. Michael Jordan went to high school. Yeah. Do you have any famous people that went to your high school? I have a lot. Yeah. OK, yeah, don't name any of them.

You're called. I'll never tell. I don't know. Have you heard of Jeremy Piffin? Yeah, I mean already from on fresh Jerry. Jeremy Piffin all the Qsacks Michael Shannon Lauren Lapkiss okay broke down the street from me Eddie veteran went to my high school for a minute. Okay Dang, dude, that's a cool. I don't know. I don't know who like, oh Michael

Madsen and Virginia Madsen. Oh shit. He was in free willy, which I fuck with. Apparently our cats lived in my town. I don't know if they went to my high school though. I think man, I had no one. It was like the Chris Klein from, yeah. I thought you're about to say Chris cross and I'm like fuck yeah, dude both of them Yeah, both of them that got that like Jack from American pie Yeah, he only won that went to my high school. Yeah, I was like it can be done He's your north star. Yeah, I was like all right. Yeah, I'm gonna get that well Tom hangs went to a school by us But yeah, Tom hangs went to Piedmont. That's right. I was born in the same hospital as Kyle gas Really, how did you figure that out? I think it was the internet search

Like but say miss from like to Bay Area, like, I'm sorry, hang on, like, okay, but like, did you search the hospital, who was born to that hospital or like, we're looking at Kyle Gas and it said Kyle Gas was born here and you were like, I think I heard the Kyle Gas is from Walnut Creek and so then I looked it up and then I saw he was at John Mirror and that's the same hospital that I was born at.

So that's tight. Who cares? You guys, to me, you guys, to you guys need to say Neku or something? Same room? What's up? Same room? No idea. Buzz Aldrin is from New Jersey, so that's pretty much it.

Oh shit. Is Buzz Aldrin the one who punched somebody who was like, you never went to the moon? Yeah, that shit was fucking horrible. And you know that tells me, he never went to the moon. No, I bet he gets it all the time. I know but just have that big dick energy and be like okay Yeah, like if you've been to the moon and someone's going you never went to the moon you're like Okay, man, but if you tell everyone you lent you went to the moon

Yeah, and they go you didn't your piss. No, they're like you never been that's not true because if that happened you For 60 years you would punch a man, but it didn't happen I know like the last 50 years I like I like to think that he harnessed it that long and it was just finally was just like Dude I met sweetheart. I'm gonna sock this fucking bitch This guy he was jacks. I met him one time and he like basically broke my hand when he shook my hand. Yeah, it was like vicious dude.

He's like, say it, say I didn't go to the moon mother. Fuck, I believe in you. I wish you both of them are willing. I know you wanna say it, you fucking pussy. Oh, I believe in you. I'm beating the moon. He was like the OG Lance Armstrong. He was like, it's for the cause.

I gotta just live this charade. Why was he OG Lance Armstrong. He was like, it's for the cause. I gotta just live this charade. Why was he like Lance Armstrong? Cause Lance Armstrong lied to everybody forever. Yeah. All right. He's saying their butt's in. Hey, but like all the cancer research. So who fucking cares?

I thought Buzz said he didn't go to the moon. I thought he said it. What? I thought he said it. Did he not say it? He said he didn't say it. He didn't do the fucking moon. They tried. He's like, we couldn't find it. Yeah

We got up there. I got scared trust me. We fucking looked for hours I was like Neil other guys Man, I don't see the moon anywhere. Let's just flip a bitch. Oh make sense man. They could CGI this shit later Should we do some hot topic? Let's do it. Newark hot topics dude. There's a lawsuit speaking of McDonald's new work woman burned by hot tea. Sues McDonald's dude. Yeah. Yeah. She's suing McDonald's after suffering burns from hot tea, Su's McDonald's dude. Yeah, yeah. She's suing McDonald's after suffering burns from hot tea. This already happened to them when we were kids. There was a lot of soup.

That was coffee. The coffee did. This is totally different. Totally different. Why would you bring that up? But why didn't they fucking get their temperature right? What's going down? There are two guys.

I'm just saying, assume that it's hot and don't spill it on yourself. Didn't the guy who did the coffee thing he won the lawsuit? It was a woman and like the burn was gnarly. They did a whole documentary on it. And her inside of her thigh was like fucking uh, sweet and sour sauce. You'll be who?

It's like tempura. We have a fuck ghost, McDonald's, in order to hot tea, that's weird to me. That's suspect behavior to me. Well, they suspect behavior to me. Well, now they're Mick Cafe. So I think everybody's going to be doing that. If they're following Starbucks. Tea?

So she says in a lot of... So weedy meal with a side of hot tea? No. Sorry. She says in the lawsuit, it says the workers failed to warn her that tea was unsafe and dangerous. Well, they failed to give you the right order half the time. They're not going to tell you that your T is unsafe.

Right. Yeah. By the way, you know, it's real good is when like you order a T, but you get like one onion ring in there by accident. Yeah. And you're like, fuck yeah. Yeah. That would be sick.

That's always good. They throw a little onion ring into every thing, dude. Yeah. You're going to like that. Trust Like, you're gonna like that. Trust me, you're gonna like our onion rings. Like, you don't even have onion rings on the menu anymore. I know. I know.

I just found it. Also, you can, if you pull your dick out, and they drove up. Never mind. It's kind of a unit of measurement, too. Yeah, if it's really cool, they just put in another cheeseburger into the bag. Yeah, not from McDonald's. They put in an in and out burger. And here's an actual cheeseburger. Yeah. So I guess she's really hurt. I hope she wins this lawsuit.

Fuck them. Yeah. McDonald's hot, hot, hot, hot. Yeah. Also also I will say to that person Head's up tea super hot usually hot. Yeah, you should be talking hot piping hot. Yeah, it has to be so it can steep Yep, yep That's a huge part of it's a big so head up. That's up. I'm actually hot. Hit me with it Blake Do Norman Lear TV legend dies at 101 to damn you guys know who that is he did Dude he with he revolutionized American comedy was such daring immensely popular hits such as all the family Okay, Sanford and sons okay amongst others He was a fucking legend this guy did Sanford and son still plays it's so fucking funny red fox

Like he's so funny. He what did he say the other day? The other day I just was watching it the other day. Okay, so the neighbor lady comes over The neighbor lady comes over and she's like super salty about him building this like This like junkyard sculpture and he's like this is art I'm gonna sell this and she starts hating on him and she's like getting mad about it because it's like ugly And she's got her like bottom lip out and he's like when you stick your lip out like that It looks like you got on a black turtleneck And I just laughed until just backstage 10 minutes ago

just laughed until just backstage 10 minutes ago. Yeah! I'm still chuffling on the inside. Just lighting each other up. But then she came back with something equally. And I'm like, this is so fucking funny. Funny, dude. The guy's a legend. How old was he?

101? 101. That's awesome, dude. I saw him give a speech at some award show just a few years ago. And I was in the audience. And he was so quick and funny. I had to give a speech at some award show just a few years ago and I was in the audience and He was so quick and funny and it was like 99 years old dude. It was unreal I'm like I'm gonna be such a bag of laundry and 99 Yeah, so he's like a fucking lump

So his tongue wasn't just like flopping out everywhere. I don't know how he did it Cuz I'm going to be swabbering. Hunter is one is extremely wealthy. And that helps. That's a long time to be on this earth. Dude, I would love to get past 100 man. Which you rather live for 250 years or live for 50? And then for 1,000 years, live for one year every 10 years I would do the second one I would do whatever that second one that you're working on it. I'm the prototype, bro

Yeah, okay, hang on the world will be toast You're gonna come back. You're living on just dystopian and planet So you're you're with you'll take care of because you're, you're, you're, you're well taken care of. Cause like everyone on the planet's like, oh, it's Adam, he's the guy. So like you're insulated, people are rooting for you. No one's trying to murder you. No, that's probably not true. Dude, I'm saying that the world won't even be here.

You'll come back alive and it's just gonna be like a fucking dust bowl with like firewolves. But then you go back to sleep for 10 years. Right. And then you come back to sleep for 10 years. Right. And then you come back and you know, all the 10 years later, it just fucking got better. Yeah. Like the climate just figured itself out. Like I hope so.

Yeah, that'd be tight. Yeah. In 10 years, it's gonna be better. Just for the 10 years, it's gonna be fine. Just for more years. Hit me with a blank. Okay. Dude, and this is something that I've never been more sad about.

Daddy Yankee. Daddy Yankee. Wait, did you say Daddy Yankee? I did. Oh no. And that's why I want to start off most sentences. Daddy Yankee says he's retiring from music to focus on his Christian faith. I'm pissed now.

Okay, okay. And I get it, dude. You can be Christian and also make reggaeton hits. Right. What was his big one? I don't know. I feel like that's a command made by a daddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm like, is he not Mr. Worldwide? Is he not a dude? No, you know exactly what this guy is He uh, Gasoline Oh, okay Part of the show and we're all still sitting down So For me, yeah, that's a song works for about 30 seconds

And then it's kind of the one where you're like It doesn't change No, that's what makes break it tone hits Okay, here's dude and I guess I don't mind like house. I don't mind for on the floor But that one just seems to kind of not really travel and war and for me Do you you worked in comedy clubs in the year 2004 when that song or five or six or whatever it was? They're like because I was performing in predominantly Latino clubs and I'd be like one of the only white guys there And then they would play that song to bring me up Adam DeBine. They would and then they'd play that song

And not turn it off and I'd have to stand on stage at the Ha Ha Cafe in North Hollywood while the whole crowd was... Yeah, okay. And it's just me being like, all right, yeah, we're all having fun. Okay, everyone just chill out. Like, so LA traffic, that's weird, right? Right. It never rings, right? All right, that's my time.? Right. It never rings, right?

All right, that's my time. That's my time. Thank you. Big to get, Lee. Now I'm at the prices on the day I die. OK, you got points for that. Late points, give me that. Yes, points.

So by the way, Daddy Yankee has sold more than 30 million records. Yeah, that song is like, can't change your body. Can he not just keep doing music that's Christian and make maybe more money? No, all I'm saying is, you can still. You're but a God and Jesus.

Yeah, should we call that? Should we call that? That was perfect. You're but a God and Jesus. Give yourself a point. Wait, will you zoom in? Just put your mouth in. You're but a God and Jesus. Yes, put your mouth in. God and Jesus give yourself point. Wait, will you zoom him? God and Jesus Holy spirit God and Jesus

Can we get points like from him like on the back end? Yeah, I'm gonna call daddy Yankee after this Daddy Wouldn't that be cool? You know how sometimes we get that question? Who's the most famous person in your phone? And I'm just like Daddy Yankee. Yeah, that's a great one. I wish we had Daddy Yankee's number. We're just bros. Me and Daddy go way back.

I mean, nothing. I wouldn't surprise me if somehow Blake was friends with Daddy Yankee. Because we did a podcast, this is like a couple of years ago now, we did a podcast and at the very end of the podcast, this is one we are doing it not live and we're just in our houses via Zoom and at the very end of the podcast he goes, oh dude, I had a crazy night last night and we're like, oh what? We got to go, but go ahead. Yeah, it's like we're wrapping it up and he goes oh I lasagna in a backyard with

sting from you too. Oh the edge. Oh, all those old guys are the same to me. That's something for sharp Jesus. Yeah, the edge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Does he have a real name or did he change his real name to the edge? It's Edward. Yeah. Team Edward. Yeah. I'm team Edward. It's so good. It's Edward. It's Edward. It's Edward Norton. Weirdly. You are so dumb. Sorry. Hit me with it, Blake. Okay, you got it. Oh my god. It finally happened. And Jalena Jolie made quit acting and live in Asia. Oh, I know, guys. Wee-oo. I know.

Freakin' see ya. And we're not gonna get Tomb Raider for or whatever the fuck she acted in. What's up with everybody quitting the arts, man? What's going on? Freakin' see ya. She's got a podcast. Oh, she got a podcast.

Okay. Huge, huge in Asia. She says she might do it after her divorce is finalized with Brad Pitt. By the way, it's not finalized yet. I thought they were. They were. They were for a fucking century. Yeah, they can't.

Do you know why? Why? No, I'm not going to do it. Who cares? Who cares? Right. Um, I mean, they got like, hella kids that are like, he like, I don't know, man. What the fuck?

Wait, what? The gossip rags are not taking it easy on those kids. Okay. Well, I feel like the lawyers need to step in and fucking chop this up. Yeah, the lawyers want to make money. Yeah, the longer it's going on, the longer it's going on. I think they just need to get in a room and play that daddy Yankee song and figure it out. They're not good to do. Someone needs to suck the poison out of something. I think she did that with Billy Bob Thornton.

Remember that? Yes, she has to wear a vial of his come on her neck. I don't know. I thought it was. Same thing, Kyle. He's blood. He's blood. Hang on a second, everybody. Just like one second.

Hey, so they're totally different blood. Blood's blood, come is not blood. Wait, what? Yeah. Then why did my doctor say my blood type was Jizz? What? Oh my god. You went to Dr. Rosehark's town with jizz.

Blake. Hey, where's that guy? Told you. Yeah, sorry, man. I'm going to show you. So she said, I mean, I admittedly, Angelian Joly, a very beautiful woman, she's a fucking cook, dude.

No one would make. She goes, I grew up in quite a shallow place. Of all the places in the world, Hollywood is a healthy place. You seek authenticity. Okay, sure. Shut up. She is a dark soul. I believe she's a dark soul.

Yeah. I mean, I guess I'll say like, I know where she's coming from, but so then don't do an interview. Yeah, just go. Just go to Asia. No one needs to know you went. Just go. That's very poignant, Ders. That's very good.

I couldn't agree more, Ders. You know? Also but like where? Where in Asia? Ders. Where? So hit me with it. OK, you got it.

So Yellowstone creator, Taylor Sheridan, Su's star, Cole Hauser's coffee company. Okay. For burning the coffee burner. His coffee was too hot. Yeah. Wait, is the coffee place called like, Adam, was that the yellow snow? Well, there's a huge article here and I didn't see this before. So I don't really know why he sued. So the creator sued the star's coffee company? Is that where we're at so far? Imagine suing a coffee company.

I'm gonna circle back real hard just to get this joke out there. It's because he named the coffee place Yellow Scones. Yes points! And sometimes you got a circle back Like it I didn't like it for it though. Yeah, well that was pure pressure I wish I could come on guys fine. What did he name the cop place then guys? It's it has to be funny and creative. I didn't think so star fuck that's hot. No wait That was like star books. Yeah,, that's hot. No, wait, that was like Star Books.

Yeah, dude, I failed, I'm sorry. See? So essentially it looks like whole house are like snuck a free rain sticker or something on in an episode of Yellowstone. Oh, that was like when it was like Game of Thrones and there were just hell of Star Books in the shot. They're like, what the fuck?

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Oh my god. All right, blow the fuck a roof off and you might see his head as soon as you're in. Isaac! Isaac! He did it in the hammer. I like how people were like- I think they turned the lights up for you, dude. This is kind of your big shot to show them this. I get on, get on. It's not gonna happen. Turn the lights up for you, dude. This is kind of your big shot to show them this You guys had some sweet hot cues and we. He's telling me something. He's like, you guys didn't see you, but what do you handle me in the cards?

You got poison? You got way too much poison in here. I noticed that you've been carrying around too much poison lately. I can't believe that. I can't believe that. You're scaring me. Billy wants to know Blake.

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Your color and then if it's curly and curly. Normally it is, but in this case, oh boy. No, this shit down here is a straight brush fire, dude. It's bad. I believe that. I think it's a little darker. Oh, dude, and what does that even mean?

It means if you drop a match down my pants, it will ignite. Okay. But that's mostly because I use really flammable styling gel on my feet. It's just, it's not a few that's a whole lot. That's the only part of your body that you style as your pews. Yeah, I just take my hair spray and I, yeah, I dig down. Shhhhh. But that's just, like, it has two beads in his taint hair. You didn't know about it. Oh, yeah, but he knows about it. Yeah, my taint looks like I went to cancun

It's if my taint has a wrapped in boots Like that you were so dumb. Yeah, I am your taint wears wraparound sunglasses for sure his t tape knows the lyrics to every Rihanna song Check me out it's getting late Making my way over to my favorite place. I gotta get my bad move. I check the stress away Hey, thanks for helping me out there. I'm out there. I'm out there. I'm out there. I'm out there. I'm out there. I'm out there. I'm out there. I'm out there.

That was hot. You can't mention re-ree without me shaking it. Come on, Ruboi. That was hot. This is not Ruboi. Give you guys a ride or? Yeah. Yeah.

Ruboi gets me real hot. I get one and then I go, couldn't handle it. Dude, Rue Boy rocks I love Rue Boy. I was being honest with her life, I wish she would marry me. Sorry, Hannah. That's the one person that Chloe is like, if Rihanna ever wanted to have sex with you, you're allowed to. And I'm like, I think you're okay.

Not in a million years, so I think I would see Rihanna and she's like, you. Yeah. I scurry up to her. Me. Me, me, me. Yeah. Well, come on, Rude Boy. I mean, you're kind of the ASAP Rocky of our crew.

Yeah, that's true. Don't you look at him and you're like, yeah. It makes a lot of sense. It does make a lot of sense, yeah. So Mason Thayer wants to know who, I mean, our fans are absolutely out of control. We built it. I see you Mason. Mason Thayer asks, who has the biggest cum shot?

What the fuck? Cum shot. This dude is like, who has the biggest cum shot? I will say it's it ain't me. Okay. Mine and is a slow erupting volcano. They're like, oh, that didn't really burst, did it. This is sort of bubbled up. I just sort of bubbled up.

I love that everybody's going, kai-o. Yeah, I mean, probably. You can just tell the way this guy carries himself. You can tell he blows a big load. Thanks, man. Thank you guys. I appreciate that. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Com shot is huge. Appreciate it. He doesn't have big dick energy. He has huge, cum shot energy. Yeah. I got the, I got a splat energy. Big splat.

I feel like in your younger days, in your younger days, it was like too much in that you would get overwhelmed by it. Do like a fire hose that you just couldn't control. You like have a beach towel next to your bed and set us some tissue paper. Yeah. Come running out.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

He just runs out to the living room. Daddy, what's happening? Daddy. Just covered. What happened? He's like, it's honey, I think it's time for the living room. Daddy what's happening? Daddy! Just covered. What happened? He's like, it's, honey, I think it's time for the poison talk. Yeah. Hold on, I gotta come backwards. I gotta come backwards. Come backwards.

Kyle, you ever give yourself a full-time coffee? Oh! Good, good, good, good. Beautiful. All right. Do you know Kyle? Oh, sorry. So Alex Mendez wants me to give and her sister Haley and Jaden Mendez a shout out. Okay. No. No, not today. That's not a question. That's not for you. No happening. Ashley goes, Goss, Goss wants, she's asking, it's my husband, Aaron's birthday, can you sing him?

Happy birthday to you. That's him. And many more. That's beautiful, Kyle. A great question. On channel four. Gentlemen, like to know, what was it you said? Stop.

How's it? On channel two. He's all all gas stuff from the crowd thinking he's got a Fire all night we're gonna get back to the hotel and he's like I can't sleep They think I have a giant load I have the biggest load of the crew. My life is complete. New Jersey thinks I bust big nuts. You're good out here, dog, from now on. You're good here. Best time I like, I like your jersey. I like you guys.

Yeah, I do. And it's cool. I hope it actually really works. I hope like five years from now you're you've fallen off the wagon We're out of here trying to buy some meth and these guys are like easy mark. We're gonna rob his ass and they're like hold up Hold up your big nut Kyle big nut new a check Will you jizz on us? Come on, I don't do that anymore unless you got meth.

Unless you got all that meth. You got meth, I'll show you the nut. By the way, Kyle was never a meth head. I put that on him and I realized I just did. That's okay. It's fine. Jen wants to know, what would you say is your biggest best career accomplishment?

Does far. Oh, a real question. I don't like those, but we will. We don't answer it. I mean, let's keep it real. I'll keep it real. It's fucking workaholics because without workaholics, none of the other fucking career would have taken off.

It would be true. Okay. I have to. That's absolutely true. And I mean, it was unreal on like the first episode of Workaholics, I went to my like Starbucks and I got recognized like that day and I was like, oh shit, we were really onto something. And I remember the argument that we had with the network for the very first episode when

we named it piss and shit. And they were like, are you sure you want to name their first episode when we named it Piss and Shit. And they were like, are you sure you wanna name their first episode of your TV show, Piss and Shit? And we're like, yep, yep, yes we absolutely do. And thank you for going along this ride with us. Yeah, thank you guys, thank you guys. Woo! And here's the be Muppets or what?

Not for me Monarch, for sure. Yeah Monarch. Yeah. Well, for me, it's being a judge on, is it cake? So, we can. We were good. We were good, judge. Yeah.

Absolutely. Like, I finally got respect from my daughter for that. Yeah, that's good. Well, yeah, Kyle and I were on a show called Who Gets the Dog in 2005. Yeah, we've worded and you know what we won. We won a dog. The dog. We want to rescue dog that was a fucking nightmare. Yeah, we would just eat our carpet. I don't know how he did it, but he was like, this is delicious. And just on the floor. Yeah. You know dog catcher dog catcher. This person wants to know honors. What was it Delicious and just Yeah, on the floor. Yeah

You know dog catcher dog catcher what did that person wants to know honors? What was it like to be raised by possums? Don't get awesome I don't do you know what that's from or what that's I think it's from the show. Oh, cuz I'm like Originated raised by wolves and I think I did I was raised by Possums. It was awesome. It was awesome. That's right. Oh, yeah, it's your rap. That's right, that's right.

Oh! In the woods, because I was raised by Possums. Yeah, that's right. So they found me. So, this guy, Dick Blownoff. Hey, we see you. We see you. Oh, Adam.

We see you. Adam. Which potted plant did you poop in before the show tonight? Okay. We'll see. I'm not I'm no longer very nervous to come out here so I don't have to shed in potted plants before. So I just shed on the green room floor. I don't have to hide my poops any longer. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. That was a story quickly for those that don't know. The first time I ever did stand up, I was nervous, and I was right before I was about to go on stage.

It wasn't the first time I was headlining a show. The first time I was going to do 30 minutes. I sneezed and a perfect log shot out of my ass. And I was next to a pot of plant and I grabbed a bar napkin and I fished it out and I put it in the potter plant and then I went on stage, had a great set and then it was such a good set that at the very end I go, thank you guys so much. I did not think tonight was going to go well because right before I came on stage, I shitted that potter plant. And the crops like what? And then one guy got up and looked in the bottom

and churned up, there was my perfectly placed log. Oh my God, dude. How many funny and rings long we talking? That was about a five-fungion ringer. Okay. Five or six, damn. Five ringer. That's a healthy log.

A good ringer. That's a healthy log. So we all know Shax's cock this person Brian Francis Lenberg Brian Cranston nice dude. What's up? He's from here, so we all know Shaq's cock is the one to see sure But which but hole is the one to see? Great questions New Jersey. Yeah, you guys really nailing it. Wait step it up Old Jersey would never have questions. Well, I mean, that is a good question because if you to see it, because the question before

was, who's cocked out of any cock would you want to see? And we all pretty unanimously, we're like, Shaxx. Yeah, Shaxx the one. Because it's great either way. Either it's astoundingly huge or it's not, and that's a conversation piece a win either way sure sure But but all is different because you don't want a gross but hole. No, I think you weren't like a old but hole No, like a Helen Miran like a Helen Miran. Yeah, James James But I don't want to see like I don't want to like like be genderless but like or do we have categories for like best male but hole? I would say Kevin Costner. I bet he has got a nice but hole. Yeah, I was thinking I want to see all the bond but holes

Every James Bond you know my boy peers quality but Oh, yes for sure dude if Daniel Craig's but although could put you in a chokehold Yeah, it's strong. That's a fucking yoke to butthole. Yeah, you know, shot to the bottom. That butthole is diced, bro. You got that diced so cool. Ramsey wants to know, this one's for me,

I randomly heard your voice acting for a throwaway character in a Disney plus cartoon. My toddler was watching called Vampira. Do you even remember that gig or were you too zquilled out? Is this your doctor? That's my boy Poltergeist Pat. Okay. And he fucking rips, dude.

Okay. Yeah, I love doing cartoon voices, so when they ask me more times than not, I say yes. Can we hear pizza Steve, please? Oh. Pizza Steve! Yeah! Oh, yeah? Oh, pizza Steve! Yeah! Hell yeah. Dude, that was my favorite when I would do pizza Steve.

I did this cartoon called Uncle Grandpa. And I was a piece of pizza. We come to classes. And I do colleges. And you know, people are yelling out, we're going to like some pitch perfect. And then it was always the most stonery dude. Who's just like, P-t-a-steen.

Even I'm like, I see you, my fellow stoner. Pizza, pizza. This person might say, who can stay erect for the longest time? My money is on Adam. Okay, well I think you.

That's fair. You're competitive, so yeah, I get that to you. Yeah, you can stay a long time. You wouldn't quit. I would not quit. No. No. In fact, I might juice up my, might be on a little rhino juice. Yeah.

OK. Well, let's just find out tonight together in my hotel room. Yeah. Please don't stop the music. Dude, we had an interview this morning, and then Blake, we went on to lunch afterwards. And Blake was like, man, why didn't you remind me to send an alarm?

And I go, because you're a 40 year old man, what the fuck are you talking about? Blake was late to the lobby. And he goes, he goes, but we were drinking in my room. And I go, I know, I remember. And he goes, I don't. I don't. It was, it was a Tuesday.

Let's just say the long Island ice teas went right to my dome. Oh, that's right. I forgot about we pulled right out the river. I Was just feel cremated. We want to know what does Kyle actually smell like and by the way I got a whiff of this guy the other day. I used to we used to joke a lot that Kyle stinky, but I used to, we used to joke a lot that Kyle Stinky, but Dude, it's fun. Because I look like I smell, it's fun. It's all good. And you change up your aesthetic. You used to look like you smell.

Now you look like you're very cozy right now, but you could play pickleball at any moment. Yes, I can. Wait, what's this guy's name? Who asked mentioned? Bill Cremsley. Where are you, dude? Are you, there he is.

Billy Graham's, Billy Cram. Are you in a position to get down here and smell Kyle? You want to smell Kyle? Would you like to? Come and give a wiff. Oh Graham's Billy Graham. Are you in a position to get down here and smell Kyle? You want to smell Kyle? Would you like to? Come and give a whiff. Oh fuck. No. Come and give a whiff.

Ah fuck. Don't get it. Alright, well where's we're going to meet, where am I going to fucking meet you? Dude, what part of my body do you want to smell? By the way, this is just some other guy. Oh, that's weird. It's Kyle from the future. Which part of my body do you want to smell?

No dude, that's Kyle from the past. This is my armpit. Just get in there. Holy shit. Yeah. Wait. This is my armpit. Just get in there Yeah, okay Okay, cool. Yeah What give him the microphone so we can tell everyone what you smell like. Yeah, what do I smell like water trash? Actually pretty good. It's pretty good. All right. Thanks. Thanks for keeping it real man pretty good I like pretty good big loads. Hey big loads. Well pretty good. What's up Jersey?

What's cool about that is that guy is like probably five or so years younger than you maybe more and was like What am I gonna smell like in five years? Because he looks very Submarine. Yeah, that made me want to come out with a fucking line of cologne called water trash. That would be hot. I feel like that would say it's an afrodisiac. Yeah, I know the bottom. So you know, all those eighth graders to be like, it's a what?

Afrodisiac, APHRODISIC. Yeah. Joshua wants to know if you can have a Workholks crossover with any show from then or now, what show would it be? USA Up All Night with Ronda Sheer. Okay. I mean, I think the easy answer would be always sunny. I think that would be a fun, I think people would like that crossover. Right. A harder answer would be Powerpuff Girls. Yeah dude. That would be fire. That would be something. That would be fire. What is American Gladiators? Can we do that?

Can we just be contestants on American Gladiators? I think we did that episode basically. That would be really cool to go in the eliminator. Mr. Ed, just to like me to talking horse, that's crazy. That would be wild. That would be wild. So Mel wants to know, does Durs know he's autistic? Wee-hoo! I'm autistic. And some of the things he says, ellipses.

Well, let's give the man the food. Hey, life's a spectrum then you die. There we go. Some of the things he says. It's science. Do you guys have any childhood pets? Any pets? Yeah, I had a hamster named Franklin and Franklin.

Yeah, sick. Yeah, just named him Franklin because he jacked. He was jacked as fuck. That was a dice-dass hamster. Yeah, sick. Yeah, just named him Franklin, because he was chatting to his fuck. That was a dice-stass hamster. But the way I found, I came home one day and he was dead in front of my house being eaten by ants. Oh, man, he tried to escape.

In front of your house. Yes. His mom had it. She's like, I'm not gonna be interested in this one. Dude, I'm like, mom, what the fuck, dude? Franklin is being eaten by ants on the fucking stoop. But you were crying. How did she, how did he get out?

I think my mom just spiked him. That's horrible. Yeah, no, it's scarred me. I've never had a pet since. Yeah. I named all of my pets were like named after like foods My first pet was hammy the hamster. Okay, that's pretty good. And then my other my first dog was hot cocoa Oh hot cocoa, that's cool. That's delicious household

I had a turtle and a named a Michelangelo because they little orange stripes on Michael Angelo, because he has a little orange stripes on him. Hey, here you go. Young Prince. Yeah, points. Bro, it was like half water, half land. Like, you could do both, I guess, swim around and stuff. Yeah, turtles are amphibians, so that's what that means, right? Yeah, but Duke got stuck under the fucking water

and between some rocks and just fucking, he was toast. He was toast, buried him in the backyard. RIP. Yeah. I had a dog named Fred Rico. Sexy, sexy names. She's a little hood rat. We liked her.

Denny, I'm going to butcher this room, romance. Not a name. I've watched you guys at season one of Workaholics. Not a question really. Well, why'd you write it? Just wanted to say thank you guys. Love, love, love you guys Smoke weed with me. Okay. Oh Takebacks and apologies. Yeah, I got a really quick take back I said that turtle is an amphibian. It's not oh, okay, so let's get into that

It's a reptile for sure. Yes. For sure. It was special. It could go under the water. What's an amphibian, a frog? Yeah. A frog. But an turtle's are not at all.

They're reptiles. See, because the mother fucker drowned. And I didn't think that was like possible. Right. Maybe it was a tortoise. No, it was a tiny little turtle with like a little one, like it had a fucking bite. I remember when I bit my finger. It was like a tortoise. No, it was a tiny little turtle with like a little one like it had a fucking bite I remember when I bit my finger it was a cool, but rude, huh? Okay, but you're not

a part of part of you acting like my mom sucking off my dad or You're not gonna take that part back or you like that But I'll see the turtle part. Yeah, yeah, no that was was fun I want to actually earmark I wanted to add on to that wait can you do it in the hospital this time for me for me absolutely wait what are you asking do it oh she's gonna add a smile to the a nursing uniform, right? I like that, I like that. I like that. And then like his dad gets out the stethoscope. Right?

Hello. And then Adam's mom does this, and then Adam's dad does this other thing? Hell yeah, dude, your autistic has flowed. Yeah, we see broaddesty. My quick take back is that last bit. Yeah, didn't land. Loose but hold. I would like to stand by everything I said,

including all the things about my family and using their actual names and telling real stories about them that might hurt their feelings. I stand by it. You created me, and this is who I am. And you paid their house off. Yeah, and I paid your house off. Epic.

It's fun. Epic. No take backs, no epic slams. I do want to try and do the little spin thing on my back though, if that's possible. Yeah, it's a little break dancing. Yeah, it's a way some appling. That's got a whole new category. Yeah, this is a takebacks giveaways or dance tricks?

Dance moves. Because I did, I broke out the break dancing the other day, but I got these big ass fucking bruises on the side of my body. Yeah, you did. And I think it's because I went into it so hard and I just want to try and do a twirl on my back All right, let's see. Let's see if he forgot to do it before I guess a lot of stretch No music here. I'm trying to play daddy Yankee

But I think he called the venue and said do not play my shit in yeah Daddy has a direct line to get this here. You know, waiting for you guys. Oh shit, okay. Now do we want to do any pre-dance to warm up a little bit? I want you to be a whole thing. I'm trying not to hurt myself, but I was... Oh, okay.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is he doing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah! Yeah! Two times a day! We got him for his chance! Thank you guys so much, New Jersey. We had a blast. New Jersey! Thank you, you guys. I'm Felicia. You are on a whole day.

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