This Is Important - Ep 178: Live From The Beacon Theater In NYC: Deadass On Arrival

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

Live from The Beacon Theater in New York City!  Today, this is what's important: Antonio Brown, rapping mime work, fisting, Kyle's mom's 68th birthday, theater, make up, the Spotify wrapped, deadass, titties, New York City experiences, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Do you suck each other's pinkies in New York? You wanna flop your nuts right on someone's forehead. Remember when I wore that diaper for like six months as a joke? You know what, I'm gonna go backstage and fist myself real quick. Buckle up New York City

Whoa Whoa I didn't think anybody was gonna beat match the energy of crazy ass long Island and wild ass new Jersey Let's see if they can do it. Look at the glitter. Blowin' the lid off this bitch. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, New York's like, I'm the daddy. I'm the daddy now. New York. New York is kind of the daddy. I feel like New York's daddy.

Get a world. New York is fucking cool. Yeah, that's fucking this much. We haven't had that before. That's just a swivel chair,. Yeah, but a pretty standard-ish. It's actually pretty fast. Jesus. swivel is pretty fast. So that's what we're going to do this podcast. I was going to swivel in this chair. Yeah.

So we actually didn't, we weren't here. There's a beautiful theater. Dursan, I weren't here for the, we do like a sound check, we're Blake, make sure the, the cause of diarrhea is the perfect. Yeah. So that's what we're going to do this podcast. Yeah. We weren't here. There's a beautiful theater. Dursan, I weren't here for the, we do like a sound check, we're Blake, make sure the,

the cause of diarrhea is the perfect, the perfect level. That's the Sonic. We take care of the sonics of the show. The perfect levels. It was a date night for us. It was. I'm glad we got to have that.

I'm kind of jealous now. What do you guys, you still got stuff in this mustache? What happened there? Yeah. Oh yeah. Whoa! What? That's a wildfire.

That's a wildfire. Hello to each other. That'll get your becker hard. They don't do that in New York? I don't know. Do you guys do that? Do you suck each other's pinkies in New York? Yeah!

That's how the West Coast thing you do. All right. Yeah, we were all, dudes. Dude, we were in our hotel in the lobby, and this guy comes over and he's like, oh shit. I know you, and I'm like, what's up? And he goes, you're in movies. He's like, I know you are.

I'm like, I know you. I'm like, I'm into movies and TV and stuff, and he's like, I know you are, which one? And I'm like, a bunch of them and he goes, yeah, but which one? And I go, I bet, maybe pitch perfect and he goes, ha ha, you sing! But he was angry the whole time and I'm like, Yeah. Like I thought I was gonna fight this guy. And then I'm like, yeah, sing. But it's just like that New York energy.

You guys have that fun energy. Right. We're the like, you sing motherfucker! This motherfucker sings. I'm a fan of you! It's like a, it's like abrasive, like a deep tissue massage. It gets in there. Where he's just like, I'm a big fan!

Fucker! Right. All right. Which is the highest praise about to beat your ass off top because I love you so much. I love you, right. And then he goes, I'm about to go get someone. And I'm like, okay, holy shit. Like what is about to happen?

And then it comes back with Antonio Brown, the football player. Hurting. And Antonio Brown, I don't know if he knows who I am. And he goes, he's in that movie and Antonio Brown's like, yeah. And he's like, we're getting a photo with you and Antonio Brown. And I'm like, all right. And so I take a photo with Antonio Brown. He's wearing this white marshmallow-y,

but like stringy coat. He looks like a time traveler. He looks like a time traveler. Yeah, from the future. From the future. It was stringy, it was stringy, it was delicious looking. Oh, okay. Like mushroom, or I mean like marshmallow noodles,

is that what are we gonna do? Yeah, it's like a marshmallow, if it's like, has like coconut flakes all over it. Yes, he looked like a hostess snowball. Yeah, okay, that's exactly right. I kind of wish it's like, has like coconut flakes all over it. Oh, he looked like a hostess snowball. Yeah, exactly right. I kind of wish it was like literally just like string cheese stapled to his jacket. And you're like, that string cheese is like,

I'm on some more other shit dog. More, more, other, other. And then he goes, and then I go, dude, I have that exact same jacket. I wish I was wearing it right now. That would have been hilarious. And he goes, and then he goes, ah, you're fucking with me. You're funny. And then he told his friend, he's like, he's like, you said he was funny.

As if the friend went out there being like, this guy's hilarious. He mentioned the one movie that I know. Yup, right. What a funny guy. Funny. And this motherfucker sings. I gotta imagine like if the tables were turned, someone was like, hey, you gotta meet this guy.

He plays football. And then you go meet Antonio Brown, you're talking. And then suddenly he just is like, catching footballs, you're like, see? I told you he played football. I wonder how often that happens. Where, you know, people will come up to us and be like yo tell a joke funny man Right or for me. They're like we would a bunch of girls like oh my god Can you sing something and I'm like no bitch?

They're offended for a second. I go just kidding please stop the music I'm gonna be the bottom up, be the bottom up, dude. We're basically rock-a-pella, dog. Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. I don't know. By the way, it's exhausting being your friend because wherever we go, he might have to do that. And I'm like, yeah. Bump, bump, bump, airplane. Wherever I'm at.

Your house. If one, if one 14 year old girl comes out and goes, I can you sing? I have to say no bitch. Pro, to put them on their toes and then I do it. And then I do it, because I am a nice guy. Yeah, you were a nice guy. It's all a fun.

But then we had a nice little dinner date while they were doing the work. So thank you guys. Yeah, absolutely. I'm here. How does it sound, everybody? During the dinner day. Is it good? It's okay. Okay. It's actually like I could go for a little more

of the monitors. Oh get out of town. I don't know what that means. During the dinner days. Yeah. This is why he's telling me about meeting Antonio Brown and Antonio Brown just in the street out the window with like a full length. What do we call those? It's like a fluorescent. It's like a tube, a tube light. They're called the music video. They're called asteratubes. Asteratubes, right. And there's two guys holding these tubes.

And then there's a guy with a camera. A guy with a camera for being smart. Yes, point. Hey, intelligence points. And then there's two guys holding these tubes. One guy with the camera doing this move. Yeah, and he's like, yeah. And then Antonio Brown and his like two friends

are like wrapping, but it's so funny when you can't hear the wraps and you just see guys going like to the camera. You're the camera. You're the camera. And string cheese jackets. And the dude wrapping was very. And Antonio Brown. Right. Antonio was intense and the tall guy And the dude rapping was very... Antonio Brahms, I think. Right.

Antonio was intense and the tall guy was very like that new style rap, which is kind of like... Yeah. Goodbye. It's just a lot of... It's a lot of mind work. It's a lot of like loading guns mind work But it's like that nuts and bolts of it like right. Yeah, drop in the clip

Like rappers have like a mimes. They want to make sure you understand because they they see the like this The sign interpreters on the side and they're like we don't need her like let's not pay her I'll just do it all here. That makes a lot of money. They save money. They're getting smarter about business. I like that. They're really getting good at like, they're super getting into the gun mime mean. And like at one point it's like, it's going down and he's like shooting.

And he's like, oh shit, the safety's on. Right. He's like, cat, cat, cat. The space work is getting in. And then he turns it off and goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's an accident. And then the other dude's like, is that YouTube?

What did you do? What did you do? Wait. Oh, he's recestitating you, dude. Yes, yes, of course. Yeah. OK, yeah. I got a call.

Yeah. OK, you're getting points for that. Yeah, it's points. Mine points and tell it to points. I did shoot myself in the head, so I don't know for recestitating me. You head, so I don't know for assassinating me. You never know. I don't know.

You never know. In fact, that just makes more blood squirt out of my head wound. Dude, you have to try. You have to try. Like, he's been shot in the head. Just electrocute him. Just suck his dick real quick.

What? Whoa, that's just given the shocker. And one person goes for the defibrillator. The other guy starts taking his pants down and it's like, I don't know how this is gonna help. Come on. There's no pink, but there's a lot of stink. Should I go three in the back?

What do I do? How do I do? I'm in the pink. Is it one or is it two in the back? It doesn't look like the stink would even feel the two. Somebody cup his balls and then I'll put three in. We gotta go five in the sink. We're in the sink.

Why are you in this dying? Why are you in this thing? Why are you in my grandpa? And you know what? I guess you guys aren't tripping, because that's just another night in New York City for y'all. Oh, wow. That's just how it is.

New y'all. You guys are like seeing it. Not a big deal. Yeah, dude, five in the stink. That's just our lives That's just our lives That's the best thing you heard me go. I love it. Five in the Stink, but he said I love it guys. I love it. I know we were kind of talking all over each other and the crowd is like we know I was screaming that

Just a minute ago. Okay, well you guess what? Yes, point It was a very fertile area. We all wanted to jump in with our actual amount of the thing Remember when you thought fisting was like this and then at some point you learned it was like way more gentle Yeah, you know what's cool is like well that makes sense for a lot of people I guess when they're learning is from you right now. Yeah, right.

And whenever I see anyone having a conversation, it's like, I assume they're talking about fisting. Anytime you go past an Italian restaurant, it's just like, yeah. Like the sopranos I used to watch on mute while I folded linger and I'm like, oh, they're really like fisting on this. Oh, my God. It's HBO.

So I guess I can get away with it. Break with people. Well, I mean, that makes sense. Like, you're really going to come up to the fucking Poonami like this, bro. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Or the butthole.

Right. Yeah. Stinker, pink. What are we talking about? I figure you can fist anything, right? You can fist anything. You can. Knock yourself out. You know what? I'm gonna go backstage and fist myself real quick. Hey there we go you guys just hear me When is that gonna become a thing people like you know what go fuck yourself? Oh fuck

What is he doing it? I think he's fixing himself. Oh shit. It was good He's been talking about this a lot on tour how he wants to take more time for himself I just had a whole prop where I'm just up to my elbow and I'm like yeah, I can't get it out right I can't get it out I have to sit like this the rest of the time fuck. I don't know. Um, hey guys tonight's special I just want to do this real quick because speaking of fisting my mother is in the audience Tonight's special I just want to do this real quick because speaking of fisting my mother is in the audience And it is her birthday today and is it that yeah Is it the funniest birthday? Unfortunately, no she's 68 and we're all fucking pissed about it. She should be turning 69

That's way funnier of a birthday. Yeah, but it's okay. Here's my problem. It's like, it's like you don't care, Pam. It's like, you don't care that we're at the beacon theater and what we need is a 69th birthday. That would really put it over the edge. You knew we were gonna be on tour. You couldn't adjust fast forwarded time a little bit, mom.

The fuck. No wonder he's so fucked up. Yeah. But but still in honor even though it's not the funniest birthday. It's a special birthday. I feel that we should all sing her happy birthday to you. To you Happy birthday Papa Thank you I love you mom. That's a really sweet moment after the fisting discussion. Just reminded me of her. And by the way guys, Kyle's mom is super cool. Not 48 hours. Did I see a go? Did I see her pole dancing in long Island? Oh my God. That's so true. She was.

Yeah, we got we got there just in time for her shift. Yeah. I just saw her just getting off. She took her knee brace off. off, climb, grew up on right up on that wall. But what was cool is your dad, this was like at a speakeasy under the venue that the owner had with like a secret locked door. You know what, I heard that. Yeah. So he wants you to know he's cool and he was invited to that. We get it.

You know what speakees these are. So there's a pole there, your mom gets down, you're filming it. What? I was filming it. I got the camera. But then, of course, I'm about to do the camera. But then you do you check that footage before you hand it over to I heart. Okay. But what's cool is your dad was just kind of in

the corner enjoying it as one would, right? But then he peels his coat off and is like, my turn. And straight up was like, and did a whole 360? And then laid on his back. He landed on his back somehow, let him soak down, and there's laid there for like 30 seconds, and I'm glad he's okay. I'm glad you're okay, Dan. That was big. We were just raised differently.

Yes. And there's an appreciation, but I watched that, and I just, I go, wow. Well, I think that's why we work together so well Ders is I feel like your parents to do that Blake's parents to do that Would you I think well my mom was a cheerleader, so I'm assuming yeah at some point Would your mom get on the pole away from the pole cheerleading? I think it's a logical jump. Yeah, that old tale. Yeah, my mom Was it cheerleader, but for the wrestling team? What? Okay, I was wait was your mom miss Elizabeth with Randy Savage? Yeah, so I was like so like if that's probably just as good as the football basketball team, right? She's like no

He's probably just as good as the football basketball team, right? And she's like, no. Different. He's like, I tried out for that and landed on the wrestling team. She did a cartwheel and got stuck in a handstand. And was like, I can't get out of this. That's pretty good. Go hit the mat. I didn't realize that different sports had different cheerleaders.

I didn't know that was a thing. That's cool. You got to do sports. Hey, you're never done sports. That's how you have to actually watch women sport. Oh, yeah, that's true. I need to I need to pay attention. Did you not play any sports? So I mean, you play baseball and then what have the cigarettes cigarettes out in the way cigarettes got in the way.

Yeah, I chose a chose that nicotine over the home runs, man. Yeah, yeah. The worst it was a bad choice, but that got me into theater, which was cool. You know, for me and Blake. You saw all the nerdy kids were in all black and the outside of the theater and you're like, those are my people. That's it. They're also choosing nicotine.

I like that. That's good. Hey, you noticed you're smoking. Did you see auditions are up? Yeah. I might as well try. But then I ran the spotlight. I didn't get it on the stage.

They put me on top of a coke machine. Because you can light a cigarette off that hot ass light. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was fucking wild. I think we're going to let you run spot. But in terms of high school, I got my letter as a boulder. I was a boulder.

That's where I got my varsity letter So there was absolutely big time You got some letter on the sleeve a letter on your varsity jacket, you know put on the sleeve not the chest. Oh, I never did that part You know, it's crazy though now you're in front of the spotlight. How's it feel, baby? Feels wrong, man. I feel like I should be right up there operating that spotlight. I feel most of the crowd agrees. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I get it. I don't like they look at us and I think how should be running spot feels like a snuck up here. It was like, somewhere.

I didn't, I didn't, I, yeah, I had an accident on as a kid so I couldn't physically play sports. So I got into theater too. And you were almost crippled. And so I got into theater too, but I was a little embarrassed by it. Now I'm like, why the fuck was I embarrassed at the time you were there? Yeah, at the time I was like, where I would like go to rehearsals. And then I would go smoke weed with my friends after school. And then have to make an excuse that I have to leave and be like, I gotta go help my dad build a deck.

Smoke weed, every day. I was building a deck for like four months, dude. But really, you are building a character. Do you think that there's something just a little embarrassing when you're very young to be like, I'm gonna go pretend to be someone else because I'm not enough as myself. Oh damn. I'm gonna go play football, I'm gonna go be on the chest team, you go pretend to be someone you're not. I'm gonna go be Macbeth. I'm not trying to get hella deep. I'm gonna be Peter Pan. I'm gonna be

gonna be Conrad Bernigan. But is that what's kind of embarrassing that you're like, I gotta go check out from who I am for a minute and be somebody from 112 degrees in the shade? No, that wasn't what I was embarrassed about. It was the amount of makeup that they had you put on. Yeah. And you looked fucking insane. And then my dad's still to this day is like,

you still wear makeup for like like, for, not now, but like for like when you're shooting a show or a movie or whatever, they put makeup on you and he's like, you're wearing makeup, Bet De Niro doesn't wear makeup. And I'm like, I was in a movie with Robert De Niro, he for sure wears makeup. In fact, I think he probably wears more makeup

because he's 80 years old. Yeah, he has a makeup line for sure. That's so cool. My dad's like doubt it. He like refuses to believe. Yeah, so I wasn't supposed to say, but that's not his real nose and it hasn't been for decades. Yes, but I actually got one.

He has to reapply that shit. Yeah, so the reason you were embarrassed this because your father shamed you. Which I actually think is a good thing for children. I think, yeah, that's a little bit. I really do. I think we need to bring bullying back. By your shadow. By your shadow.

No, but to an 80s or 90s level. Right. But like, to a 2002, 2001 level. I agree. I do agree. A certain level of bullying can help you. A second guess certain decisions that you're making as a human. Yeah. Maybe I'm not fully goth. Maybe I'm not a human vampire. Yeah. Maybe I stop at the eye shadow. You know what I mean? Maybe you don't even start there.

Maybe. Maybe. Right. I do kind of want to see Kai with cat eye though Like just the little subtle. Did you ever wear eyeliner, dude? I wore eyeliner Well, I didn't wear it on my everyday life, but I guess there's no question I jumped at the chance whenever it was a possibility Literally, so that's dude, so that's every day because that eyeliner costs a dollar Literally, so that's, dude, so that's every day because that eyeliner costs a dollar. No, but I mean, like I didn't do it like if I was just going to 7-11 to get a slurpy or something like that, but if it was like a special party that was like a goth party, I was always like, wait Kyle, you guys went to high school together.

How many, how many special goth parties were there? I feel like there may be a birthday you got invited through that I did not. No, I mean, I'm in a birthday at Dragon's House. Come dark or don't come at all. I'm thinking like Jillian, Jillian had a golf party once and like I fucking wanted to wear that. That's as an adult 24 year old human man. He's talking about Jillian Michaels the Fattest guru. Yeah, relax not Jillian Bell, but we love her as well

We do love Jillian Bell give it up That's not when you were in high school Kyle that was that's you were a 25 year old man in high school fuck with I Yeah, that was like peak irony so you could get away with anything Yeah, remember when I wore that diaper for like six months as a joke. Yeah, that was And Ders was like I'm shitting right now. Yeah, isn't it hilarious? We're like yeah, dude. It's gonna catch on I Wish you wouldn't but I kept saying pamper yourself That's true. You should pamper yourself. And I can't you know what? Yes, points There's your points now I get it now. I get it. I just got it actually holy shit. Good funny. Good

That's really fun. What else? You didn't go through any weird phase. Did you did you go through it? Well Blake, he's in it. Yeah Blake is always our fashion forward friend. So when it was like a Ed Hardy type age Okay, okay, you never went at hearty, but you wore some Ed Hardy adjacent type clothing Yeah, and I bet a little more money in your pocket You might have been at heart Wait, so did you buy at Hardy? Or were you gifted at Hardy?

No, I think it was a fliction because that shit was fucking. That's a good way to describe it. Huh, cool, even worse. It was in a fliction. No, all of that kind of clothing, those were gifts. They were gifts from who? From my stepmother. She's like, I want you to be a fucking Eddie Hardy bro dude what's right yeah I don't know why I don't know why

she like thought I that was my vibe was that was hot right then that was like that was the that was the move yeah but I also had like a little afro and like zero muscle or anything so I just was like this was your like start this was your start like you just start her kit You get the sure New build like please God don't be a little bitch, right? If we buy him this he'll drive a lifted truck and start grappling. Yeah, but every shirt I wore it be like a fliction, but it looked like I was wearing like a 90 teeth like I was going to bed right Like right, but one day you would roll up cock diesel with corn rows and she'd be like, we did it.

We did it. Honey, we did it. Yeah, I wish. We got him. I miss Linda. She's a great person. She's still alive. I just don't see her.

I'm just curious how that happened. She's dead to me. But yeah, yeah. Had to choose sides. Never met her. I don't think. Yeah. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Every holiday season, my family has a gag gift-only rule.

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Listen, relax, enjoy. Listen to stories from a village of nothing much on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I never really went through like a real, I guess I'm still in my exact phase. Yeah, what's that? You've been through the truck?

It's a truck all-star. Okay, for sure my exact phase. Yeah, what's that? You've been pretty true. You've been pro-proc all-star? OK, for sure. For sure. Yeah. I'm a genius. Just loving Green Day and Blink 182. Yeah. Yeah.

So no growth. No growth at all. Dude, no. I think I talked about this few weeks ago, but we found this old note that I had to write for some class. And Chloe found it when we're back home visiting my parents. And now we can't find it again, we should have kept it. But it said, like, goals for my life.

And then one was Gittin' Buff. That's sure. Check. Check. Buff. Fuckin' big time, Jack, dude. Careful, the bus that one. And he's the stuff out of this jacket dude

What to was being big time comedy star? Righty, hey, that's what you don't know this you don't know this when you're not around That's what we fucking I know I know I know we don't want to do it's your face cuz like weird But like we're like, where the fuck is the buff big time comedy star? And then three was ladies. Okay. Wow, dude.

Yeah, dude. So and that's essentially my life. So yeah, I'm the same exact person I was in the seventh grade when I wrote that letter. There's a certain beauty to just remaining on the same flight. No girl, baby. No girl, good job, man, way to go. Yeah, I have to go grow. I haven't grown at all, just even in my musical taste.

Right. Because my like top, we looked us up the other day. On the Spotify. The Spotify wraps. Oh, yeah. It has a nice. Which shout out to everybody who was your number one podcast was this is important. That's That was big time that was cool. This year's thank you very cool. Oh, here's the photo of me and Antonio Brown

I don't know if you can see that but it got smaller it got smaller You guys take a picture you can zoom in later. Yeah, just take a photo of that because there's me and We'll do it. Yeah, the best of friends. Yeah, it'll be funny He's he's probably here, but go ahead. Yeah, yeah No, I I took a we my number one was blink 182 Okay, rock. Oh, let's go then Beastie boys I mean y'all get real okay then raise it against the machine Hey, I mean, y'all get real. Okay, then raise against the machine.

Raise against the machine. Then, Irwin Day, and then the Pixies. I have not grown. Wow. Oh, the Pixies, yeah, dude. I'm kind of proud of the Pixies. That's a good vibe. I'm into that.

Thanks. Name 5 is pretty far down there. Was it purely just from Fight Club? It was just that one song from Fight Club over and over again. Closing credits. Yeah, I like this. What was just that one song from Fight Club over and over again. Closing credits. Yeah. I like this. What was your top five Kyle? Oh, mine were all like friends.

No, no, I wanted to read it. Kyle, we looked up Kyle's top five. And it was like, I'm on another planet. Oh, you live on another planet. They weren't even in bands. They were just weird instruments. You think you've heard of. Yeah, they were like, good.

Yeah, number one is really stupid. Number one artist was you've heard of. Yeah, they were like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Number one is real estate. Number one artist was a Theraman. Yeah. Where the fuck is it? Oh, I must have lost it. What? What's a belly heart? No, dude, this is perfect for me, though.

But my top artist, number one is a French guy named Lonely in the Rain. Oh, wait. That's his government name? That's his number one artist for the year. That means when he listens to music, he's listening to Lonely in the Rain. You listen to 20,000 hours of Lonely in the Rain. You good?

Are you good, bud? I don't, I'd be like, reach out. No, I'm not okay. I'm dealing with some shit. I'm a phone call. I'm okay. Also, you haven't grown either because you've always been a kid that if it's raining outside, you're out there like mad

skateboarding, be like, oh, 100% is epic in the rain. No one gets me. Like, Kyle, and then he all these this high off the ground And then falls and then eats shit in the rain. Yeah number two. Let's go down your sick ass I'm still bucking the system by not wearing shoes on stage. Yeah My guy I have them here. I did enter the stage with fucking shoes, but I got hot. Okay.

I got fucking a little bit too toasty. Yeah, I'll say. Number two is an artist called Plume. Okay. All right. Big roar from the crowd, by the way. Number three. They're losing their minds over.

You're not going to throw me in the rain and pl plume and then there's another French guy named mr. Tulim on Do you speak Hey Quick question. Do you speak French? No, okay? Go ahead. No, I don't French though, right? Well, he sings his song His song is a song called sunny day. I like that song. No, that song is Sesame Street. Oh, right. This is my kid's top artist.

Yeah. That's Big Bird. And then another band called Trinix, and then number five is T-Mid. So nobody knows, I'm on another planet. I already started this with the same shit. We have no more another planet. Trinix.

Bro, but I'm happy over here. I'm happy for you, Kyle. I'm happy for you. You found what you you, Kyle. I'm happy for you. You found what you like. Yeah, I do. I do what my ears like. What time is it? How much time do we go sit here?

Remember when we talked about bringing back bullying? We're doing it. See, we don't just talk about it, we do it. We're doing it. And honestly, it helps me consider what I'm doing. It does. That's great. That's great.

BomDee, you want me to play the number one song by Lonely in the Rain? I would like to doing it. That's great. That's great. You've done it. Mom, do you want me to play the number one song by Lonely in the Rain? I would like to hear it. Okay. Alright. Let's see what kind of tip Kyle's on. And Rips. No, these. Oh, yeah.

Oh, so this is music you jerk off. Dude, yeah, this is Kyle. This is Kyle like doing reverse grab. Dude, I love this. It just makes me happy. I'm happy. Like, rubbing the top. Kyle, it's your turn to take the kids to school. I'm coming.

Yeah, sports. This is, you can even maybe bend your dick in your own butthole. Nice. And just kind of sit with it for a little bit. This is the kind of shit I I want to break hands to do Yeah, this feels like the seat. Hey, was that it? Can you go to like the middle of the song just to get like a little bit? I can't see it is the exact same thing Wait wait

I take it back. Should I do it? Shall I how they break it. Oh, Jesus. Oh, shit. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Are you okay?

Are you okay? Oh my god. Oh my god. Stop. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Stop, shit. Oh, shit Oh shit Oh shit No

Oh yes Stop Yeah Oh my god Holy son of a pole dancer Dude I love that so much That's like when like a little kid is like Their parents are panatidium and they're like mom watch it. Yeah, watch this watch this

But we have to be the mostly dude the slide That hurt this slide on my knees my five-year-old son. Yeah, you taught me that Really impressive how are you watching you do that? Oh, fuck my pants up. Of course you did. You just fuckin' slit on your knees like a five-year-old. You get the fuckin' streaks, bro. Kyle relax, just call. Call bonobos and you'll get another pair.

Guys, there are no bows? There's a layer of Kyle's knee right here. Yeah, that boy. Oh, wait, there's a Kyle track. This is Kyle's, yep, that's Kyle Take a picture. We'll we'll post that later on the socials Watching you do that it reminds me that like when I'm working out and doing like actual exercise And I do like a pull up you look great by the way he looks great when is my last pull up when my last pull gonna happen? Oh, like you're saying like due to age or like your arms

come on. Yeah, because at a certain point, you can't. Right? Kyle's happened in 2007. Yeah, that's kind of what I can't do. I tried it at your house. I remember. Before we did the Irvine show.

We I remember. I got pretty embarrassed by it. But I would not consider that my last pull up. I would consider that pull up bar to be a bully to me, and now I need to work harder to get out of it. That's why you fit so well in today's society, where you blame the pull up bar, not the fact that you can't do a pull up.

Right. So maybe we should bring bad bully. That's what I'm saying. I didn't play anything. It's all me, bro. Everyone here tonight, leave this place and go bully someone. It's like fight club.

Go pick a fight. Dude, we're in New York. They literally do that all the time. Yeah, they're like, that's true. Yeah, I'm just like, hey, you don't have to worry about us. New York stays New York. I saw a dude today come from around a block to one of the stands where they just sell gum and hot dogs

or whatever. That's a hot dog stand. Yes, yes, yes. Pretty famous. And he just came from all the way down the street. He's like, you owe me $4. OK, yeah. And that wasn't just like he paid earlier.

I think this was from last week. I was like, holy shit, how's this going to end? I kind of just stood in the back. You walked like, holy shit, how's this gonna end? I kind of just like stood in the back. You walked away, but you turned to see it was still happening and the guy was like, you're like, that just went south. It was literally. Dude, no matter what, when you're in New York,

people are having, it's usually on their phone, but like the most serious conversations. Have you guys seen a girl crying yet? No. Every time I go to New York. You guys has so many videos on his phone of girls crying. That's kind of what he Instagram algorithm is just women crying No, but like New York is a unique place where like kind of everything is out happening in the open and like yeah You always see a girl just leaning up against the building like

Sobbing fully crying in LA the seat is reclined in the car and it happens there. Yeah, right. When they're done, they come back up and dude, I was at um starbucks this morning and there was a nice on the phone and she like the music was kind of loud. So she was speaking loudly, but also she's from New York. So she was speaking loudly. Right. Yeah. How loud, dude? How loud? She was speaking loudly, but also she's from New York, so she was speaking loudly. Yeah, right.

She's like, yeah, how loud, dude, how loud. She's like, I don't know, I just feel like you've been being real shady to me lately, real shady, and then she like, wait, and she was listening. And what school was you're doing the exact voice? Yeah. And it sounds exactly like Irvois. It was me talking to my mom. No, she sat.

She sat, she wait, she listened, and then she's like, are you being dead ass? Ah! Ah! And she's like, are you being dead ass? She's like, all right, I gotta go, my coffee's ready. And I was like, I heard my first dead ass in the wild, yes! That's crazy. I was watching, it was like the complex,

was it complex where they say like goat, it's like goat talk between two celebrities, and our favorite person, Ispice, was on it. Yes, we love Ispice, yeah. We love Ispice. Don't know who that is. And they were like, don't know who that is. They were like, what's your favorite slang?

And she goes, oh, I gotta go like, way old school. Deadass. And that's way old school? Well, she's, I haven't even thought of that. She's gonna let that one get. But like, that's crazy. That's deadass to me. Yeah, that's so deadass.

I don't think that works. I think deadass is serious. So deadass means serious. Yeah. Are you being dead ass serious? Right. And then you cut out the serious and you just end up dead ass. Yeah.

It's after you've hit him with the defibulate and shoved your fucking fist up their ass. It's dead ass. They're dead ass. Dead ass. Dead ass. Yeah. Yeah.

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He we're in New York City. So you're nipple Bernie We're in New York City. So your nipple He showed his This is what I bet we want to get the big ball back. Get it down, baby! Show me what this is for! It's the big ball! Yeah! It's the big ball. He's pulling back. Yeah, he's pulling back. He showed him.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I didn't realize how wild people were going to get to see somebody's titties. Yeah, that's a big, dude. Kind of makes me want to show mine. Ooh, what? This idea. Oh, shit. This idea. We have some nasty dudes in our midst. Oh, this idea. I like this idea. We have some nasty dudes in our

midst. Oh shit. Hold on. Let me block that. We got some nasty dudes. Oh my god. Hey Todd, would you mind playing me something real nasty in this motherfucker? What's happening? This This one's for the people at top I'm kind of an nasty dude I like it when a girl sucks on my tips I'm kind of an nasty dude I like it when a girl sucks on my tips I'm kind of an nasty dude I like it when a girl sucks on my tips I'm kind of an nasty dude

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I like when the girl sucks on my teeth. I'm kind of an nasty dude Oh Oh Teenies I'm kind of an nasty dude. I like it when that girl sucked on my tits damn Hot hot hot hot hot hot those are so good look at them hang you guys How much weight is on those are slow? Oh, these are about 85 pounds. Can I? I jiggle your tips?

Yeah, this is like a fucking wait a second John Cena weight vest Can I, uh, may I jiggle your tips? Absolutely. Yeah, this is like a fucking... Wait a second. John Cena, wait, Vest, right here. Adam, help me flip this cushion over. It's soaked. Oh, hey. This is the first time I've done this before.

Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I don't believe you. Wow, that felt good. And it's like, uh... Homey. Homey. Wow, that felt good. And it's like, um, homie. Homie. Oh, big dog.

Death by Titi. Hey, let's just get rid of these guys. Come on, this is so stupid. Homie, why do you own those? For the show, Adam, what are you talking about? Did you get a deal? Was it two for one? It was.

I'll give those points. Yes, points. Yeah, no. She really, she really went after your talk. Yeah, holy shit. You sucked on my titties so long. Yeah, that was. He's now already.

Who did that? Well, what was cool is incredible. And I saw people, I saw the legitimate. A lot of people knowing that song. Yeah. We might have a hit.. Yeah bro. We knew it wasn't hit from the moment we recorded that though. Hey, maybe we could collab with Lonely in the Rain. I bet you could. I bet you could. I bet it's just some guy named Jeff. Yeah. Who's like I

would love the literally caught your title right? You're the only one who listens. Yeah, I'm in the top. 0.1% of your listeners, bro. What's going on? Like, Kyle, you finally called. I was waiting for you to reach out. I'm trying to figure out how to say that in French, but it is me just saying. Just sweet, unastey dude. Yeah.

Yeah, like it when a girl sucks on my tits. What is just sweeping? I am. Okay, not Jim a Pell. Like I am nasty. You feel like a gemanasty dude to Pell or something like that. You put it in the center.

I was legit afraid because I purchased the set of titties online in LA, but I was scared to bring them on the flight. Online in LA. You were scared to what? Well, when I was scared to bring them on the line. Online in LA. You were scared to what? When I was packing them in my bag, I'm like, I'm about to get flagged on some weird terrorist shit. Yeah, that's a lot of silicone. Oh, maybe now.

Whoa. Maybe, oh no, he did it. You already did it. That's fine. Yeah, maybe now he's putt. Now it's time to show you what's it is. So, show your fucking hole. But now it's time to show you. Soap. Soap. Show your fucking hole.

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To be fair, that's kind of why I got the fake titties. We did that song two other times and I would just show my titties and I'd be like, yo, come suck my titties and then I, when a stranger would suck my titties and I'd be like, yo, come suck my titties. And then I, when a stranger, when suck my titties, I started to feel bad. You get rock hard. I'm like, I hope my girlfriend doesn't find out

and break up with me, immediately. All of a sudden your pants go, right. So I'm enjoying this too much. Right. Yeah. I'm partially kind of still nasty, dude. I don't like it when a stranger girl sucks up my tits Right, well, I would say that if a girl were to suck up my tits

That's your boobs are huge. Hey, can we get a spotlight on Adam? Yeah, let's let him take this one for a walk. No, let's let's get a course light spotlight on Adam real quick Very shank it's not it's not quite there. That's fine. They're fine. They're up there smoke at cigarette so the spotlight person guys Do I need to come up there? Oh, they're just chain-swag at six. It's fine. I don't need it Yeah, if a girl sucks on my tits that does nothing for me, dude. What do you mean? I? Thank you. Oh, there we go. Yeah, there it is great Well, you got it. You got to turn us down. Yeah, turn the rest us down. Turn the rest of that. Turn the rest of the stage down, please.

And let this man speak. Thank you. And now we praise. Oh! Ipa girl! Spoken word. Ipa girl, word to suck it

on my ticacals. All right. Picacals. It doesn't do anything for me. What does it do for you? This is monologues, sir. It doesn't do anything for me. Or boobs are cute, honestly, dude.

You should let me try. Oh. Oh, no, no. Okay. Not now. Not now. Come on, suck us titty, dude. Dude, that's so tired.

I'm not into that. That is so what he want me to do. That's like, that's like, mammogram ready. Whoa, this is getting to be like fucking... That's Blake's job. Hey, can I just say something? I hear you guys. I hear you guys. Durs why didn't you say it then dog?

Yeah, that's good. And to be fair, I hear you guys, but... Um... Why did you say it then dog? Why did you get the word? It's a channel for Connolly in the Labyrinth. You have no power over me. Oh, yes.

Yeah. But then also that's kind of bitch, man, because you literally just said, I'll suck your tits. And then you back and literally say that. I said, you should let me try. OK. And then I was like, OK, he didn't say now on my time. All right.

I do believe that if Titi sucking is going to happen, you want to do it in private. I'm more, obviously. Yeah. It's me, you Antonio Brown, yeah, I knew homie, with the two blight and I'm I'm concerned about your nipples though, Adam,

because for that to not be in a roggin Is don't I don't think they're big enough for it to like what's going on? How do you have nothing when somebody like we're to lick or suck your tits? You have no feeling? Well, no, I mean no because I'm not a a woman. I think Women have more advanced nipple technology That's very fair and very true. Adam Well said. Yeah.

I was like, yeah, that works. Yeah, that works. Their nipple technology is through the roof. Yeah, men have much dumber tech. Yeah, in their catalog. I think I saw that in a Schemes commercial, where they're like, women's breasts, advanced technologies

really crushes their boobs together to make them look good. Right, you think you saw that? I think so. What is Schemes? What the fuck is Schemes? Schemes, that's like Kim Kardashian's fucking, I think the NBA wears them now. It's like body suits.

They do, with the NBA wears, it's sponsored. Women's bras. It's the official shapewear of the NBA Shapewear. Yeah, hot hot hot yeah, like spanks Yes kind of yeah, but spanks are not skis. Yes, spanks Oh, whatever who cares Basically that one lady made a trillion dollars on spanks and Kim Kardashian was like I think if we just make them in brown We'll make hella money to yeah $1,000,000 on Spanx and Kim Kardashian was like, I think if we just make them in brown,

we'll make hella money too. Yeah. And then the Spanx lady was like, fuck, I never made it in brown. Damn it. What color did you make? I made it in Barico's faint white, fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. I didn't know. And why did the NBA players wear them? I don't know. Because now it's available. Because they're like, they're like, they're like, we're, right, right. We're fat, right? No, and why did the NBA players wear them? I don't know. Because now it's available. Because they're like, they're like, we're right, right? We're fat, right?

I think it was from when dudes were dunking on dudes and their nuts were just in there on their forehead. They're like, let's suck that up a little bit. Yeah, but isn't, you want the other guy to do that. You don't want to do that. You want to flop your nuts right on someone's forehead. Yeah. Are you like the guy who doesn't shower before the wrestling match to use that as part of your advantage?

That's a fantastic tactic. I never was a wrestler. But in your mind, if your legs actually worked and you could do anything with the legs that you lost, no, I'm just being straightforward. Hey, we need to go alone. We need to go alone. We don't. Because anything would you not shower?

The boy, I mean, yeah, would that what I would I win them? It sucks if you're in a show called by a funky ass dude, as opposed to a dude who's like fully brooded out, like you're kind of like I could live here for a little bit. I see that's the difference between us. We can start at the penis right? Or we can scream who gives a fuck and see who means it. I think I'd rather have BO than too much cologne. Too much cologne drives me fucking crazy. Too much cologne's rough.

So that would be your tactic. Yeah, I just mouse myself in cool water. Right. But then it backfires because cool water is an affidicia act. Right. And he just can't help himself. He just starts fucking. Right. And then they're like negative points.

I don't know, I think. I mean, technically, yes, you pinned him, but you also entered him. Right. You can get up now. Yeah, I don't know. How many points do you get for that? What I really want to see is like,

this year's slam dunk contest, whoever's in it, they're do you get for that what I really want to see is like this year slam dunk contest Whoever's in it. They're like oh shit. What's he doing? Oh, he's taking the skims off Yeah, dude, and then it's just some dude just Dropping his nuts on another man skim sanity Yeah, that's what I really want to see that you you want your dick to hit someone in the face when you dunk But to me, I'm like it's not enough to make a whole line Specifically geared towards NBA players to squash their nuts against their thighs I'm like boxer shorts can do that boxer shorts or boxer brief

You said boxer shorts and you were wrong. I did say that he was wrong. He said the wrong thing. He did say the wrong thing. He did say the wrong thing. Get him. Fuck the monsters. He missed both. Hey, you know what? And you know what?

That's fine, because I'm all about bringing bullying back. We don't let shit slide. It's okay. If you, if your friend mispeaks, you're allowed to bring that back around for eternity. Oh, yeah, for ever, dude. Right. At his funeral in shit, be like, he was a good guy. Couldn't speak the fucking English language, though.

Yeah, he was trying to speak. He said New York. He said New York once. He said Newark. Oh, yeah. Remember how mad Newark got at us calling him Newark? Because I guess it mad Newark got at us calling them Newark because I guess it's Nork Like someone said it's Nork and I was like you're a fucking Nork. No, dude. Holy hashtag bullying's back

Yeah, my year of fucking Nork dude. Don't know what's in my pockets now. I know though. I will never say no No, I think it's it's if you're Educated it's, if you're educated, it's Newark. And if you're a fucking moron, like us, it's Newark. Right. Right. I think that's right. I think that's right.

New York City. I love that. I love that. That was the, was that the Pace Capone? Pace Pican Te sas. Pace Pican Te sas. Yeah, that was the, yes. I had to Capone? Yeah, Pace Paconte sauce. Yeah, that was the, yes. I had to look for you for help with that one.

I was like, it was Pace Paconte sauce. They say, get a rope. Yeah. At the end of that commercial, somebody died. Yeah. Right. A New Yorker died, right? Explain that to me.

The commercial was this Pace Paconte is made in like San Antonio, okay, and they're like oh, we like San Antonio. That's fucking great That's perfect. Yeah, and then He looks at the the label and he says what the fuck this stuff's made in New York City Want that? New York City Yeah, and then they say get a rope to string the dude up to kill him. Which I feel like is maybe an overreaction. I would say that's a little bit of an overreaction. And also I love the marketing because you know there's a marketing call and they're like,

and we're going to kill him at the end. That's what I'm just going to say. Load the shotgun. And they're like, whoa, you have have the shotgun and they're like revolver and they're like Maybe we get off guns and they're like Sharpen the knife and they're like well now they're visualizing someone being stabbed to death right? Sharpen my knife. Yeah, and they're like how about get a rope and you're like I guess we could hang them Yeah, that's not offensive to anyone

guess we could hang them. Yeah, that's not offensive to anyone. Yeah. No, it'll be offended by that. Yeah, it's in the 80s and they're like, great, let's go do a bunch of Coke. Yeah. All right, cool. Coke time.

And by the way, for sure, the dudes making the commercial were from fucking Madison Avenue. New York City. Dude, I remember the first time I like salsa. Yeah, me too. I just also remember the first time I like salsa. Yeah, me too. I just also remember the first time I ever came to New York City. I was like a big deal for me, because when I was 18, I was like, am I gonna move to LA or New York?

Cause my dream was always be on SNL, failed, and they will not return my calls. So I wanted to be on an SNL so I was like, maybe I moved to New York and then my dad ran into someone at a hotel lobby and they were like, oh yeah, it's like $3,000 for one bedroom apartment in New York. And my dad's like, you're moving to LA. Yep.

So then I moved there. But then when I got a live at Gotham, which was the standup show for Comedy Central, and it was the first time I was gonna be flown out to New York, I was like, mom, dad, I want you to come out to New York. It'll be our first time all of us in New York City. It'll be incredible. And my dad goes, fuck that.

Jesus. And I'm like, what? And he goes, I never wanna go to New York. And I'm like, what are you talking about? And he goes, too many people, I don't like it. Yeah. And I'm like, what are you talking about? And he goes, too many people, I don't like it. And I'm like, all right. And then I found out years later, it was just because he had a fishing trip planned.

Oh, what? That shit's important. He was going to go on a fishing trip with his friend, Scotty the body. Oh, we know the body. We found the body. Yeah. You know the body.

And he like just didn't want to reschedule the fishing trip. So he made a huge think about like, I hate the body. Yeah, and he like just didn't want to reschedule the fishing trip So he made a huge think about like I hate New York, right? All the subways and the people and the good food. Yeah Good food fun places to hang out easy to get around super walkable fuck that Fuck that fuck that really good piece of Italian food, not for me. I always hate an Italian food. Dad, it's your favorite food.

Fuck that. It's subway meatballs sandwiches or nothing. There we go. I bet they don't have good steaks in New York City. Dad, they have the best restaurants in the world in New York City. Doubt it. Yeah. And restaurants in the world in New York City down it. Yeah, fuck that Also, what the fuck is a York? I Don't know that's actually to be fair dad

I'm just gonna be on TV for the first time in my life and maybe this might be the last time. I have no idea Don't get me started on TV. Yeah, I'll TV. Oh it fuck that I'll TV with the TV that you bought me with the money that you're earning from this I'd rather go fishing fuck oh Did me JK that shit's important PRB And then by the way now he did nice that story all All day he came and visited me when I was shooting. And he has a huge apartment on 57th and 3rd.

I don't even know if that's the day that I'm sorry. He came to visit me when I was shooting the Issa Romantic movie. He came to visit and he was like, tell you what? New York's pretty damn fun. Oh my God. First, sure your dad loves it. He's like, he's like, this place, rips.

That's his new thing. He learned to rip about five years ago and now everything rips, yeah. Rips. I just want to part. He was like, hey, you dead ass, it rips. You're dead saying dead ass is good. That would be great.

That would be fantastic. Yeah, dead ass it would. It really would. Dead ass. To me, it would be great. That would be fantastic. Deadass it would. It really would. Deadass. To me, it would be deadass. Honestly. To you, it would be deadass.

It is, yeah, that is cool that he likes it now. Blake hates it. Wouldn't shut up about that backstage. That's bullshit. So he starts pandering about how cool New York is and how it's the greatest thing in the world. When was the first time that you came to New York, Blake? Was it, were we all together?

Yeah, it was probably on some comedy, central. Do you remember, we didn't go to, first time I went to SNL. When we went to SNL, that was the first time we came. Jillian was a writer. Adam Ryletter. No, Jillian was a writer on SNL and we all went to her apartment and stayed in her apartment that week. Gillian Bell and there's like after right after season one, I think.

She went to go with film season one. It hadn't aired yet, I believe. So we were before season one because we weren't sure if she was going to be able to shoot work a hallix. That's right. And our number two would have been Rebel Wilson. Rebel was, oh yeah, we were gonna go out to Rebel if it wasn't gonna be Jillian, but obviously fuck her. Sure, but Jillian, she was riding for SNL and we were like, we wouldn't be able to

together and we came and we visited and that's when I almost got in a fist fight with Andy Sandberg. Oh yeah. Because we went to the after party. We go to this after party and Jillian goes, hey, let me introduce you to the lonely island guys and we were all fans. I'm like, okay, cool. And she goes, which is across a busy table and she goes, Adam, this is my friend Andy, Andy, this is Adam.

And she goes, I'm going to go get his drinks. And she leaves. And I go, liar. And he nice to meet you. I'm Adam. And he goes, I'm gonna go get his drinks, and she leaves, and I go, liar. Andy, nice to meet you, I'm Adam. And he goes, no, my name's Andy, not Adam. And I go, I know, I'm Adam. Nice to meet you, and he goes, I'm not Adam. I'm Andy, nice to meet you.

And I go, I know your name's Andy. I'm Andy nice to meet you and I go I'm Adam and this is what it's like being friends with Adam I go for a three of us are on this fight and so quick Lauren Michaels is at the bar like oh fuck it's the guy who keeps Yeah, the guy who keeps calling I thought we got rid of him years ago. But that was your guys first time and I believe we like really milked the SNL after party and stayed until like the sun came up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And went to like, I don't know the place to watch the sunrise. We were like in central part of the way. And there was bikers, there was a whole bunch of bikers doing their morning shift. We drank like cyclists. What's the like milk, the cola with like milk in it or some shit? Diet, diet coke.

Yeah, diet coke. Queen, what are you talking about? What, it's like milk or cream, egg cream. That's shit, right? That's the thing, right? Am I fucking tripping right now? I've never had coke with milk on purpose. Maybe somebody was punkin' me.

If I had been told- If I had been something else. Yeah. From California, I'll figure it out. I'll text you guys later. Yeah. Parachio Sans was like, drink a Coke with milk. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Rachel Dratch popped out of nowhere. Hey. You've been Dratch. No, I- I've been to New York a lot of times. No, I love New York. I really do fuck what they're saying. But.

New York rock. Nope. So do you have any other cities with me? Tonight, I did something I never thought I'd do. Oh, what's up? Yeah, I did a bunch of cocaine. And here. Wow. The first time.

War fake titties. You war fake titties with public. Dude, I rode the fucking subway. Yeah, we did. We did. We rode it. Big step for Blake. Big step for Blake.

Yeah, I don't know. I had a great fear of the subway, and it was pretty regular. Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, it was super chill. Well, it sucks to buy a year first experience though, is the subway dancers didn't pop out? Yeah, I was waiting for some shit. I wanted to get stabbed or see a performance, anything. What's so fast, what's so fast? What's so fast, what's so fast? What's so fast, what's so fast, what's so fast? What's so fast, what's so fast, what's so fast? What's so fast, what's so fast, what's so fast? What's so fast, what's so fast, what's so fast?

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because they're perfectly fine dancers, they're doing an okay job. But then watching the people that are just like, on their phone, like, being like... Right, they've had it. They've had it up to here. Or just reading a book and not even bothered a little bit by these like 13 year old poppin' and lockin'.

What are they doing? Why are they doing that on the subway? Just as a pastime or is it because they have a captive audience? What's going on? I think it's money. Money, what the fuck are you talking about? Oh, oh, right, yeah, they got that.

They got that accent on. Yeah, they're like giving me some good. Like most things in life. Okay, yeah, I don't know. I saw a really cool one where like a dude was dressed as Spider-Man and then he like hung upside down, hung on the bars, and then like he kissed his boyfriend. It was fucking cool, dude.

That is cool. Wait, when did you see that? The other time you were in the subway? Or never, because you know, I was talking about Instagram at this point. You know what? He's on the internet. You just reminded me, I saw something similar.

It was the exact same thing, but the guy wasn't dressed as Spider-Man. He just hung upside down and kissed his boyfriend. That's fucking cool. The subway is cool. I'm taking it everywhere. Yeah. All right.

You can and only go to certain places. Oh, does it? I don't know how it works at all. Yeah. It kind of has to go where it goes and then you get off and walk cool. Yeah. What is your like touchstone?

What's your reference for Subway? Not the same which is, but like in movies or TV. Mine is ghost. Yeah, it's definitely ghost. I was, it's, no 100% it is ghost. That's where like Patrick Swasey learns how you can like kick the can. And the can, never. Did anybody else move you?

You never see ghost? You guys keep telling me to see. I still never seen this movie. You never see ghost. You guys keep telling me to see ghosts I've never seen it. We ghosts just so good. Yeah, that's interesting. You never seen it. Dude, that's the one where he's doing the pottery and he's like fucking the pottery. We know.

Everyone knows the pottery. I've got it. I haven't you watched it. But the thing is, I know the pottery and that's the only thing you're talking about. So I'm like, I'm good to go. Okay, well, there's also this really cool scene in the subway where like there's an angry ghost

and he like pushes Patrick Swayze and he's like, how did you do that? And he's like, you gotta get really mad. And then you can touch shit. Yep. And it was written that well. Yeah, that is a straw. I'll just wait for the next ghost busters for that Well, let me also whoopie Goldberg's in it and she kicks fucking ass

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I heard of it. Panera every once in a while. Fuck yeah, doll. Panera bread. What do we say the other day? We were driving by a some town. We were in Long Island. I'm like, Panera is valid. No, we said this town is panera five.

Panera five. Panera five. Yes, we did. We have no points. No points. It was so good. We like this place must be legit. They're panerifies. Yeah, I like it. I'm giving them no points Pinarabreads charge lemonade charge lemonade dude. They have this lemonade. I got to get me some okay charge lemonade Blamed for a second death That's a verified if anything yeah, dude so put it on bread They have this highly-cavenated charge lemonade and it's not blamed for the second death and there's a lawsuit and it's a whole

Fuckin thing this fucking psychopath RIP. You know, he's dead. He drank three of these fucking things. I mean, that is kind of tied up. Are they energy? Yeah, let's deal. Yeah, so there, there, I guess there's like, I read, yeah yeah at 390 milligrams of caffeine. That's a lot That's way more than my pre workout lit AF. Yeah, so a large cup contains more caffeine than the equivalent of Standard cans of Red Bull Monster Endure drinks combined plus the equivalent of nearly 30 teaspoons of sugar, dude. Oh my God. This is for a three-star-sapper sugar. Thank you, God. Dude, this is how I don't want to die with cocaine in my system, because fentanyl, that's a bitch-ass drug.

I definitely want to die this way. Yeah. Whoa. Well, you saw this. This is the most, like like I never went through a golf phase or an emo phase, but I went through a pop punk chugging monster energy drinks and putting a ton of LA looks in my hair. That's cool.

So you just you want to die foaming at the mouth at a panero bread. Yeah, cool. That's cool. No, no, no, I left a panero bread. Now I'm alone in my car listening to music from my youth. Yeah. OK. That's how I would like to talk about that.

You did see that after those people died. They just renamed a drink, Lemonades. You saw that, right? No, I didn't. That's what they did. Like that. And legally, now they're fine. Yeah, so I mean, fucking absolutely crazy.

Yeah, that's nuts. Are they taking it out? I mean, there's got to get it. Well, that's the cool thing Are they taking it out? I mean, it's a cool thing. Well, that's the cool thing is they it already murdered one guy and they kept selling it. And this is the second guy and then this absolute psychopath

RIP. You think? You think? You think? Dude, he died. Yeah. I bet I could drink that much and not die. Yeah, you got to try.

Let's all go. Dude, that's the next Instagram fucking TikTok challenge But didn't you guys they're putting tide pods inside of it? Yeah When people started dying from Chipotle like how long did it take for you to go back? People were dying from Chipotle. Yeah, remember they were like maybe just E. coli What a bunch of people got sick all at once. I bet I never stopped going. Yeah, but that was just a batch, right? That was just a bad batch.

This is not a batch. This is what's inside of it. This is death choose. This is the fucking. Third ingredient is fentanyl, actually. Good boy. Now that I'm reading it. Well, that's like when four locoes like change their recipe

after like a solid five years of going strong. Yeah, and they're like, okay, now it's just three, it's three locoes. Three locoes, yeah. Panera bread is now a cult. It sounds like that's what it is. You got to drink that kube. Let's get tattoos tonight. And also what's crazy about it is it doesn't seem like Panera bread would be in the one to lead the charge on charge lemonade.

But there it is, they lived the charge. That's fucking weird, you like one. It's not like you go to Panera Bread being like, I wanna be hyped out of my fucking mind. No, you go there for a bread bowl. But you would think like a 7-11 would go like, hey, we're gonna sell the craziest drink you can drink. But they're angles that they don't make coffee

and they don't wanna buy a bunch of coffee machines. So they're angles that they don't make coffee and they don't want to buy a bunch of coffee machines, so they're just going to serve people poison. That's cool. Oh, that's an airlock. We already make lemonade. Let's just hit that shit. And did you read the quote because that's what the CEO of Panera Bread said?

Fuck coffee. Hey, guys, this quarterly meeting, stocks are up, so thankfully we hit that shit. Back to work. By the way, shout out to bread bowls. Dude, yeah, sour dough. Never when you could just eat an entire bread bowl, and it was normal, and you could go be a part of society, and now if you do that, not good.

Yeah. It's like who's still eating the taco shell of the taco salad, like, salad like dude come on chill out Me dog Everyone Much better as it goes down to two very different things you fucking idiot skinny you skinny bitch Fuck you stop bullying me you fucking ass off. We can't it's part of the campaign. Okay. I'll take it I'll take it. What a skinny bitch.

Hit me with a bike. Pfft. Oh, no. Oh, no. So, woman who threw burrito bowl at Chipotle worker. Whoa. You know what, we're on a good one. We're on a good one.

Yeah, good one. Woman who threw a burrito bowl at Chipotle worker sent it to work two months in a fast food job. Oh damn hard time. Do what a cool what a cool sentence. That's a sentence Like if you get caught selling drugs are like, okay, well now you have to work at a dispensary. Yeah, yeah For two months what for pay? That was here. No, it doesn't say no. Oh, oh, hi, a woman. Why do I feel like a month and jail? Oh, a month and jail and must work at fast food for two months after she attacked it to put a worker. Well, I want to know like how aggressive was this

attack? Because a month and jail for throwing a burrito bowl. Come on. Yeah. I would prefer like I want. And this where bullying comes in. I prefer the cop to just punch me once in the mouth Bullying that's that bullying Adam. That's just a soul I would prefer a police assault that hey, it's all good He got his punch in this is my private I've a broken nose and a missing tooth Yeah, I'll get that fix but now I don't't understand a month in jail, just because some Chipotle worker was being a fucking bitch.

But you're not spending a month in jail. You're spending a month working at, not a fast food place. I just read it Kyle, and your dumbass just checked out. You fucking, hey, I did, I kinda spun this way. I was like, I don't know. You're too excited to be in a spinning chair. I know, I can't stop.

Why don't you go try and break dance, you fucking idiot. Listen, try. No, she said it's a month in jail You're too excited to be in the spinning chair. I know, I can't stop. Why don't you go try and break dance? You fucking idiot. Listen, try. No, she said it's a month in jail and must work at fast food for two months after she attacked her Chipotle worker. The two months working fast food kind of hilarious. It's hilarious if you actually have a job

and you have to be like, actually have to, I have to now go scoop black beans into a burrito court order also court order court order. I know I'm a lawyer, but I'm a I'm a court order sandwich artist right now I do like the idea that like her joke every day was like, God rather be back in jail. This is tough I'm kidding. This is fun. This is fun for me But I do see the potential for a real Hollywood movie if this was a princess of some sort. She's like a princess and she's like, I'm starving.

Pull over, Salisbury, who's the name of the driver. Yes, ma'am. And then she goes in and she's like, I don't want this slop. And that's like, I didn't order sofreetas, you fucking idiot. Right, yep. And what are sofreetas? What are sof free tuss?

It's like tofu fine Wait, tofu or swine? I don't know fucking idiot I thought like just made up some shit like you couldn't just say chicken. No, so free this is funnier than chicken dude Yeah, it's you know how many it's super no wonder Lord Michael's is a return your call Do you know comedy? It's super. No wonder Lord Michaels is a return here called. Don't ask. So free.

I like this bullying thing. So there's a princess who's now working at a burrito place. And the name of the movie is Kyle. The name of the movie is Chipotle less. I don't know. It's not. What is it not that? No, definitely try again.

OK. It's not that. It's not that. You lose. It's the Burrito Princess. That's better. That's better. I bet a studio have would be like, we got it. Yeah.

I was really trying to do a play. Oh, scooping beans with a silver spoon. That's the tagline. Okay, so that's like maybe like the tagline at the top of the poster. Yeah. I was thinking some like Princess Diaries, but since it's full It's like diaries diaries That's good. That's what's this diaria. Yeah, cuz she puts up the That's good the princess diary

Yes, either you have diarrhea or you don't okay? I'm still by the way I know you're ready to move on and you can but in my mind over here I'm still trying to work like extra guac like yeah If you find it let us know Okay, so like is it yeah, yeah, keep working on it We'll see the cream as a sentence in the judge asked the woman if she would like to walk in the person that she threw the burrito bowl at shoes for two months and learn how people should treat people. Yeah, that's the movie.

Or do you want to do jail time? And she goes, fuck you bitch, call the cops. She said, lock me up, throw away the key. Damn, I'm afraid. Nobody. Yeah. Don't be a minister. Sounds like a show.

Don't be a minister. Sounds like a drinking you're just in the hood. A very, very funny movie deep cut Yeah ready Adam He'll be with him like So dude, this is how dope New York City is because you know how like it's like super Illegal to have guns here when like in California. It's it's still kind of cool mandatory Yeah, yeah, you yeah, everybody has to have a gun on them

Adam stays a strap. I'm always strapped okay NYC like he wears a girdle cuz his back is Hell is strapped up. Yeah, I'm wearing skims skims, but I have little pockets for my pieces Lauren Michaels call me and why see robbers I Learn Michaels call me NYC robbers Use pretend guns to steal one million dollars worth of real jewelry So they held the guns together like this and then like I'll do it. I do like that. That's kind of cool What is it? Why were you holding? Oh wait did you say ten guns? No?

What did you say pre-ten? I heard ten I heard 10. I heard 10. I thought you said, I heard 10 guns. I thought you said he came in holding 10 guns. Like, that's what I thought, too. I have fucking 10 guns and I'm holding them like this. So it will fan out.

I can hear him. He's telling me, that would be way funnier. If he has them like taped to him, his chest. I gotta read it again. No matter what happens I can keep shooting yeah throw the necklace on me let me get that bracelet if you can do that they should be like you've earned the jewelry sir pretend guns okay I like I like that they pretend guns. It doesn't say like how they're

pretend. I wish I wish it was like like remember in the movie hook when they couldn't see the food and they're like just imagine it Peter. Yeah. Right. If they go in, they're like fuck you. Give us a jewelry in the guys like. Does he have anything? Right. He's just like a pointer finger. It looks like he's anything? Right, he's just like a pointer finger. It looks like he's holding nothing, but he's waving around like he's got something. Yeah, his mind work is just too good. I like to think it turned into like when you're on the playground

and you're like, I shoot you with a grenade launcher and you're like, oh, because I have a shield. Right, yeah. He's like, well, but I have infinity bullets, so it just keeps going and then your shield broke And then the guys like all right take the jewelry fuck But we're in space and guns don't work in space Fuck and then the guys like guns don't work in space

Learn something new. I don't know if they do I kind of just said that out loud and then I was like fuck I'm on stage at the beacon theater. Yeah, yeah I think why wouldn't they work in space? I can like fire combust zero grab in zero gravity. I feel like I can't come bus Can I come out to come bus? Do we have any scientists? Can a bullet fire in space? No, no person just goes ah No, because this person just goes, Ah! The fuck?

Yeah, I have a real scientist. Ah! I have a real scientist in New York. Bring him out, bring him out. Bring him out. Bring him out. I said, bring him out. I said, bring him out.

I said, bring him out. I said, bring him out. I said, bring him out. I said, bring him out. I said, bring him out. I said, bring him out. I said, bring him out. I said, I think you rock You saws titties Your boobs are huge that's the thing about New York they always want more they do they can help them more how many jetskeys Beats a pizza, okay? He's got some hot Qs and we got some hot hot hot hot hot a's

Questions and answers so my boy Dubie Okay, I know Dubie doobie Trinidad Dubie doobie goes if one of the gang that's us was on there miss built there deathbed and Frightened about death What would you say to sooth them? What is the crusader one more time? So let's say I'm on my deathbed. Okay. Yeah. What would you say to soothe me?

I'm gonna die, you know that I'm dying. I just chugged a fourth charge lemonade. Yeah. Sure. The cause of diarrhea. Blake has already fisted my asshole. Yep. There's nothing that can be done.

Yeah, this is it. Well, this is it. I've already been fisted, so there's nothing that can be done. Yeah, this is it. This is it. I've already been fishing, so there's no more you can do for me. And I'm scared because I haven't accepted Jesus' life. Jesus Christ into my life. You're not ready to go. I'm not ready to go. I'm definitely gonna be.

I do in a last-helt manner and be like, yo, are we cool now? I know it's been 40 years of pretty much not believing, but right now, I do. And according to my mom, all you have to do is ask for forgiveness. So where you went. So be cool about it.

Hey, God, I'm about to dip. We're cool, right? We're cool, right? Yo, dad asked, I'm about to dip. Yo, we cool? What would you say to're cool, right? We're cool, right? Yo, dad asked, I'm about to dip, yo. We cool? What would you say to Suthmikah? Well, I'm not gonna say it myself,

I'm gonna put on lonely in the rain for you and just let you drift off, but, oh wow. House music. And I'll be holding your hand and I'll be wiping your brow. Okay. And I'll say that I love you. I guess this song does, I said I love you.

That kills a lot of people from Bordeaux see you bro and I go to say I'll go say see you bro and then I literally wake up and go anything but this yeah he's back yeah I've heard that right what would you say to suit

me shut the fuck up me yeah oh shit you're on your deathbed are you say to suit me? Shut the fuck up. Me? Yeah. Oh shit. You're on your deathbed. Are you in a coma kind of thing? No, no, I think I am. I can't, I like, they're giving me ice chips because my voice is real scratchy.

Yeah. You know what I would do? I would use my Hollywood connections. Oh. And, sorry, connection. And I'd come to your side and I'd say Adam I know this is something you wanted your entire life. I have Lord Michael's on the phone And then I would hold my phone up to your ear and it would be a recording of me saying psych you bitch

Ashton Kutcher comes out and it's like you're getting pumped. Right. That's not one of the chance to wrap her. He did chance. When they brought it back. Yeah. No one saw it. But anyway, rest in peace.

Yeah. RIP, you bitch. Like, I guess, you know, do you guys know, Adam's going to be a dad very soon. Yep. Yeah. Okay. So me, Dine would be like a big, dead big dead ass it be a big bummer for him Yeah, so I would probably I would probably like tell you like I got I got your kid bro like I just we got you bro

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So Francesca, Francesca wants to know Durs, a sign Blake Adam and Kyle, a dog breed. A dog breed? Oh, that's kind of nice. A little note that Durs knows every, for a person that hates dogs. He hates any dog that he sees out in the wild. knows every, for a person that hates dogs. Hates any dog that he sees out in the wild. And, but he actually knows so much about dog roots. I love dogs, but my wife is allergic, so I will kick the shit out of your dog

if it comes near me. Cause then I gotta go home and like take a fucking shower it's a nightmare. Kyle's a saluki. A saluki. Where's a saluki? Oh, I'm a saluki. Yeah. What's a saluki? What is that? You got to Google it. I don't know. Anyway, Blake, I mean, yeah, Poodle's kind of an obvious

one, but I do think you are a Poodle. Fuck you. I'm a fucking husky. but I'll give you the amount. No, you're not. Since I like the basement, you are a Cocker Spaniel. Oh yeah. Oh, it goes up for the end of the Cocker Spaniel. But aren't they known as the dumbest breed? That's okay. Yeah, hey, dude, I heard Cocker Spaniel's don't have a butthold, dude. Wow.

So do you not? And then Adam, for sure, 1,000% is half Jack Russell Terrier Half French Bulldog I'll take it. He's a Jack dog. Yep, Jack and also like you feel sad for him You're like he can't get up the steps right? He's got one of those like the steps. Right. He's got one of those like little wheelchairs. He's got the wheelchair. Durs may I ask you a personal question? No. What kind of dog do you see yourself as? Oh. I mean the hardest question of his life. I like to think I'm a boxer.

Think I'm a boxer? Okay. Nope, but you're not. Okay. But I think I'm closer to like a Chesapeake Bay Retriever. Okay, awesome. Because my hair's kind of red and wavy. Yeah. And my feet are webbed.

Okay. Okay, good answer. So the coat girls, Dez and Veronica, where you at girls? Hey. They left. They left hey. They left after. They left after. They left after. They are.

I don't believe them. They left after we talked about 15 assholes for the first 10 minutes. They're like, you know what, we're out. That was early. That was early. But now that I read this question, no, they stuck around because their question is, what is the least, what is the least amount of money you take to take a shot of one of the guys come. Oh my fucking God.

Let yourself stop them. And you wouldn't end up doing it for free. And here's why. So that's it. That's always an interesting question to ask somebody. But you wouldn't know what, but let me just finish this thought, because we have a little bit of time.

What? No, no, no. Let me finish the sentence. I don't like the start of the sentence. Like, if you asked me 20 years ago when I had 69 cents in my bank account, we'll find out. I just go like, I don't know, like $800.

But when you have a little bit of money, this is when you start to find out who someone is. Well, I would drink your guys' come. I wouldn't have any problem with it. As long as I know, you guys don't have any venereal diseases, I do not care about your gizm. So, $0? Yeah, I probably, I mean like Dude what? I actively don't give a shit and that doesn't it would mean nothing to me if you put it on like a piece of She it's about to go down tomorrow night in Philadelphia Just to just to put on a you're to put on a piece of sushi and they're like it's a delicacy and I go well

What's a delicacy and then the famed sushi chef was like it's one of your friends jizz and I'd go and well, what's the delicacy? And then the famed sushi chef was like, it's one of your friends' jizz. And I'd go, and you say it's good, and they go, it's salty, I'd go, go. Goodbye. Yeah. It's a famous bleach fish. Oh, that's insane. You would do it for nothing.

You would be, and this is what I've been, I've been, I've been, $10 million to give me, because sure, I'd love $10 million, but honestly, like, yeah, I don't think it's a million. It's not that much, it's less than that. It's like, it's probably like, well, if I was gonna take money, I'm gonna, I feel like a million is fun to say though.

Like, I did it for a million dollars. But wait a minute, he put it on food. That question specifically says a shot. It does take a shot. That's different. All right, well, where are we going tonight, homie? Two-hundred. I don't know, man.

I was gonna say. Narrow! We actually show up to whatever bar wherever we're at. They're like, actually, the fans called ahead. Yeah. And you're not allowed to jizz in a shot glass and chug it. Just so you know. Yeah, it's a bagel. Okay, so, uh, You're not allowed to jizz in a shot glass and chug it just so you know

Okay, so Free yeah, free is yeah, I was gonna say a pretty high number But as soon as Adam said free. I'm like well of Adams doing that. I'll do it to them Yeah, I love dog just on some friendship dude mines gotta be like Yeah, yeah, a lot of dog just on some friendship dude mind's gotta be like Between five and ten thousand dollars. Yeah, and you know what for me. I'll pay ten thousand dollars. Let me go Actually worse if you are like my I I let my friend drink my comb for $10,000. I don't think that's worse. I think that's worse.

Dude, that's too big. I think you guys are fucked up. There's something sadder about like handing the money over here. I don't like you working that way. You're not paying them to do it. This is a hypothetical where money is no object. And these coke girls with a Z are wild bitches.

Yeah. They're over there. They're over there. They're great questions. So, by the way, ladies, start charging 10 grand. Yeah. So Maggie dies too. And then she has the last name, but it's unpronounceable.

OK. Spurduc met suvec. Can we all try? This is kind of fun. A bunch of white guys trying to pronounce some names. Spurduty Mustavik. It's kind of close. Nope. It's a hyphen situation. Spurda mate Sevik. Don't mind if I do. It's Spurda. Don't mind if I do. It's Sparta. It's Sparta. Yes, points.

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, we find out Kyle can't read. He's having a stroke at all. It's, uh, what, eight, five. Sparta Mates of Act. Sparta Mates of Act. Well, don't combine it to. What do you mean? Well they're two different names.

It's a hyphen. It's a hyphen. Her parents are hippies. There's two different names. Yeah. Burda. She had one insane name and then she got married and then took another insane name and she was like, I can't lose the other insane sounding name.

Yeah. I gotta combine these. When two people with hyphen names get married, what happens? It's a lot of hyphens. Too many. What do you do? So, you like put names in hats? This is for me.

This is for Blake. Oh boy. Would you drink Adam's comp right now? What the fuck? For Blake, shave your head or quit the pod. Whoa. Quit the pod. I'm about to quit the pod. Whoa. Quit the pod. I'm about to quit the pod.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Peace. Tourism was talking about it. Yeah. Does that mean I don't have to go to Philly tomorrow? Okay. Just kidding.

I love Philadelphia. Shots fired. They don't. Hey, well, hey, New York. Hey, whoa, hey, New York. Act like New York and just don't care. No, they're acting like how they act. So you're saying I thought New York didn't have to boo other cities.

Shave my head or quit the pod. If I quit the pod, I still get to kick it with the bros on like weekends though. No hearts are broken. Yeah, I guess I would quit the pod. Remember this. You're going to be drinking his come. Well, then I'm going to quit the pot. Remember this. You're gonna be drinking his come. Well, then I'm gonna shave my head.

So this question is just, is honors okay? That's a good question. You good? No. No, he's not. I'm money. And thinks so, didn't think so. Eat him yourself from the inside.

For money. So here, is it weird my wife wants to name our first boy, Anders? Yeah. Or are we flattered? Are you what? Are you flattered? Sure, it's a name that exists. I'm not the only one.

I met it, I actually on Long Island, I met a fucking Anders and he was like, I met a fucking Anders, and he was like, you know, in high school, I was Durs, and then your show came out, and I was like, how'd that go? And he was like, I hated it. It was, I think he was cool about it, but I don't think it was a good thing.

And I said, fuck you. De La La. Well, that leads me to believe that that Durs didn't party, because if your name is Durs in high school and your show came out, fucking everyone was just chanting on leash the Durs all the time. That's fucking cool. Should we bully this dude?

Yeah, absolutely. Fuck that guy. Hey dude, go back to Estonia. Hey, leave him alone. So Nikki would like to know, tell us about the cameo and neighbors. How did it go down? The cameo and oh, when we played beer pong, when we played beer pong in that movie, we played beer pong in the beginning of neighbors and we were the people that invented beer pong, according to the folklore of neighbors. Yeah, I want to say it was like a Tuesday they said,

hey, we're filming this tomorrow. Are you guys available and we were? Yup, dude. We left the Workaholics Riders room, and in fact, it only took a few hours, and it was sort of a nothing thing, and it didn't even feel like we're a part of the movie because we only shot that one thing and then left. That when the movie came out,

I forgot that I was in it. Oh shit. And then I went with a bunch of people, and then everyone's like, well, you didn't even tell us you're in like one of the opening scenes of the movie. Right. And I was like, I forgot I was in it. Yeah.

That's pretty sick. It was pretty tight. Let me all let the premiere together. I don't know, good story though. Oh. Oh. So Victoria Conway, Blake, what products do you use in your hair? And number two, have you ever hidden anything in your hair?

Have I ever hidden anything in my hair? Like shame? The product I use is shampoo? Is that a product? No. That is a product. I don't think you realize the reach of our podcast. You could get free shampoo for days.

I want to say, this guy is using autopops in his hair. All I know is when we were getting our hair done before we'd film episodes like Tina gave me a huge bottle of Alexander Drench and I'm like, so this is my product now. Does anybody know what he's talking about? I think he's talking about Alexander the grape.

And do you know most of our audience is hair dressers? Maybe it's some bootleg shit. I don't know, maybe it's just. You see it? Every morning. I love that over 10 years ago, one person gave you a bottle of shampoo. Yeah, this is just,

and you still have that fucking face? We have it off the air. I'm like, I just use a very new amount. But you have so much hair. I know, man, it's crazy. It doesn't take much. Oh my God. That thing stinks like shit, dog.

That is a gross wet mop you got up there. You are not a cock or spandial. Since it's culturally appropriate to eat chicken eggs, is it therefore appropriate to gargle horse come? Good question. And that's our time, guys. All right, we take bags. I mean, yeah, I do it. Yeah.

Okay, yeah, that's well documented. I guess I'm wondering like, eggs are food. Gargling horse come, is that like something you do when you have learned Gaitis? Like what's the, what's the, what's the value add here? I'm gonna come. I don't know, that is a, that's a, that's what I call a stumper. Yeah. And here's the very last question. Is Kyle okay? Yeah, I'm good, thank you. Appreciate him. Yeah, yeah, I'm doing all right. I think you saw a great dance. Do we have any takebacks in the apologies and epic slams here, guys?

Oh my God. Takebacks. No apologies. No. Moments of gratitude. Thank you, New York, for coming out. I would like to thank you, New York. I'd like to thank you, New York. Thank you, New York, for showing me a back tonight. This is a zero takes back, nice for me.

Yeah, zero take back, nice. I would like to double down on Happy Birthday to Kyle's mom. Double down on Mama. You're almost 69, that's pretty fucking cool. I love when we go to shows and the upper decks aren't empty, so shout out to you guys. I see you. They all just flashed us. They all just flashed us.

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Okay, what is this a bully thing? Is this fucking, are you being a bully? Yeah, no, I'm not being a bully. I'm like, well, why when you go, when I ask you to go to lunch, you don't then just say, okay, come with me and Isaac, we're going to lunch, you go, just all it said was no. Okay. And then you go to lunch with Isaac and I'm not even getting to go to lunch and then I didn't even get to guess what I did.

I went to Starbucks like a fucking asshole okay and aeghuda fucking bacon egg white sandwich like a skinny bitch When you know I'm a fat fuck. I don't know if this is part of your fucking the dumb bully shit You were talking about all night or whatever like I there was shit I needed to talk to Isaac about that. You just didn't need to fucking, you don't need to be there. You don't need to be there.

No, that's a thing. No, that's a thing. It's like, obviously, I can talk to Isaac about anything and happening in my career in front of you. Why can't you talk about anything in front of Isaac? So you just say, guys, is this really the place? What the fuck are we doing? Is this the way we want to end our show? No, no,? He's like oh it's bully and you're like you're telling me

I'm a fucking cocker spin like you a pile in on me all night sometimes I take I need to take a walk and just hang out with Isaac and I just need time apart from yeah No, there's always I mean we say date the same girl the same they were What the fuck you're fucking my We don't hang on we used to date roommates and then I would be like are you going over to their house tonight? Because I'm gonna go over to their house tonight and then you'd be like okay, no and then have her come over to our house So you would hang out with me. You know what? This is some demon take back. I wish I could take back our last fucking 20 years of friendship man

Fucking over it. This is fucking stupid. What do you do? Isaac? Isaac? No, fuck you. I got a Fuck you guys This is fucking stupid. I'm sorry. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. Yeah Okay, like Fuck you dude dude. It's just fucking bullshit dude. It's New York. This is a major American city dude Yeah, well, we're not going to fucking the suburbs. We're playing a lot of American Cincinnati or some shit, not New York, Jesus Christ. We're not playing Cincinnati, you fucking idiot. Dude, fuck, dude, okay, I don't think you can get a blow up like this.

What is Cincinnati, dude? Lay off Cincinnati. I didn't know it was gonna blow up like this, okay? Whatever. Kiss my ass. Fuck you. Cheers! Looking out the window, What's a rainfall down? Waiting for my best friend, But it's nowhere around.

It's not around. I can't wait until I can see you Like picked up some steaks We can have a barbecue Me and you shall be passing till the end Cause you're my mother fucking best friend You're my best friend, you're my best friend You are my best friend, into the day that I die

My best friend, you are my best friend into the day that I die my best friend you are my best friend he is my best friend until the day that I mucking out my window watching cars drive by I'm just thinking about you and it makes me want to cry, yeah! Okay, I miss you so much since you've been away. Other people start to think that I might be gay.

You're family. But I just thank you. I really cool dude. And sometimes at night I see you in the stars You're my best friend, you're my best friend You're my best friend until the day that I die He's my best friend, he's my best friend He's my best friend until the day that I die

He's my best friend, he's my best friend until the day that I die is my best friend he's my best friend he's my best friend until the day that I die is my best friend he's my best friend he's my best friend until the day that I die

sorry about that thank you Thank you. Thank you guys so much. Yeah, we have this squash to be. Hey, I'm glad you guys made up. That's good. We have to make it the way in the form of a t-shirt. We have to make it the way in the form of a t-shirt. We have to make it the way in the form of a t-shirt. We have to make it the way in the form of a t-shirt.

We have to make it the way in the form of a t-shirt. We have to make it the way in the form of a t-shirt. We have to make it the way in the form of a t-shirt. We have to make it the way in the form of a t-shirt. We have to make it the way in the form of a t-shirt. I'm going to get through that. Wonderful, here goes. Oh, righty then. That was beautiful, you guys. We're going to take this one. I'm going to do the way up. I'm going all the way up. That was awesome. Oh, yeah.

That's it. Oh, I think my mom got it. That was such a special moment. I'm never able to get past that. Thank you so much to your ticket for coming in. No, no, no, no, no. Thank you guys way up there and down below. We really appreciate it.

You guys rock. And this was another episode of... This is important. Thank you so much. That's right. Hello, this is Christina Hutchinson. And Corinne Fisher. We are co-hosts of Guys We F*** the Anti-Flock Shaming Podcast.

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