This Is Important - Ep 179: Live From Parx Casino: It’s Always Sunny In Bensalem

Episode Date: December 21, 2023

Live from Parx Casino in Bensalem, PA!  Today, this is what's important: Bensalem love, pre-internet rumors, Kyle being too comfortable, grandmother names, divorced dads, Kermit, bullying, the house computer, the mall, Adam continuing to live regardless of his choices, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Salem bitch Hey Shit dude, we've been I've been circling this one on the calendar Dude congratulations, we're here We're fucking here man We've been talking about Ben's in for a long time We then we want shut up about Ben's head Sounds like a fake place. It does. I mean they might as well have called it like pilgrim town Right It sounds like like a haunted man. Yeah

Ben's Pilgrim town right it sounds like like a haunted man. Yeah, Ben say October for that guy he was the one dude witch I'm Ben say love They're like getting the water bitch You know what a list bottom a little bit because he was making sure that everyone knew that was a gay person. I did not say that. I'm offended. You didn't have to. I'm offended now. Come on now. We went over the scripts earlier and you had, we write every podcast.

Yeah. And in Parenz, which is sure for parentheses, you had, remember the gay list. Well, last time was a weird night. We went over in New York. There's a script. We let you do your own thing. Oh, fuck me. That's not in a script. We're in New York. There's a script. You let you do your own thing. Oh, fuck me. We were in the script.

We were in New York last night. We did the beacon theater. Yeah, we did. Yeah, it was cool. I prefer the parks casino. Yeah, we did. We did. We like the parks casino.

Exite center. Ben, Sanlo, Ben, Sanlo. There's no game of skill and Chance at the Beacon. Yeah, this rocks. So, but we went on afterwards and we went to this bar, Josies, right? That's the name of the bar, this is cool dive bar. And then we get there and then there's just this straight up dude.

A straight up dude. Like not trying to be a woman even a little bit. He had like scruff. Like he didn't share for a few days. Yeah, got it. The biggest titties you've ever seen. Oh shit. You're not in a pinch.

Now what are we talking about? And not like Ders. Not like Ders. What are we talking about here? They were massive. Like they were like this big. Yeah, you're saying he had implants. Implants.

Yes, they were like, I thought he was smuggling like, globes. Wait, but you said he wasn't trying to be a girl. Are they implants? I mean, he wasn't trying hard. Yeah, what's your definition of a girl? Oh, I don't know. Pants, oh. Well, he was a really hard at all.

He was just like, it's like he just started with the titties and he was like, yeah, and I'll go from there and then gave up. I'm a dude. This is what I wanted. But I mean, maybe he was just like, let's start with the titties and he was like, yeah, and I'll go from there and then gave up. I was gonna do, this is what I wanted. I mean, maybe he was just like, let's start with the titties and he was like, actually, we're good.

Yeah. This is kind of all I wanted to do. I feel like I would stop there. I'd be like, no, I'm gonna cut off the hole and then did boo and then I'd get the boobs and go, no, we're keeping the hole. Kits, brutal. I get this, the one, two punch right here.

I'm a walking hen tie. I can't. The doctors. I'm a cool, Bortna bad in the corn. Yeah, I get this the one to punch a walking hen tie the gift the doctors Not cool pork. How bad the corn? The doctor's getting too weird for me. It's like don't you want to fuck your step-cister? Like no, I don't Hey, your step-cister is trapped under the sink. Yeah And like those are what a fucker one her head is trapped under this load table. They're not even trying anymore. It's like, I rolled a pencil and it's this table

and they're like, okay, I'm gonna get it. I mean, I mean, Blake, oh my god, I will say like, Blake, what's his underwear situation going on right now? This is definitely stance underwear. I got 25 years ago. Hit your hair away from my hair. Sorry about that. And then there's like the ads that are like this porno game will make you come in five seconds. I'm like, I have a solid half hour to kick it.

Yeah, why do you want to go? I'm actually looking forward to spending some time with my porno's. Pull them up. I'm trying to get you, blow my load. You know, too quickly. I'm gonna gum. I got nowhere to be.

Yeah, man. I really like that. I like giving yourself some time to just sit with your dick and really ribbing. You don't get to get stuck today because I was at the hotel and I was like, I wish I could suck it, but I can't. I'm trying, not flexible enough.

Truth, bro. Remember the rumor where Marilyn Manson removed his ribs and he could suck his undecided? Yeah, that was cool. That was like a big rumor when I think we're all near the same age, I'm old. And it was like in middle school, and everyone was like, did you hear?

Marilyn Manson removed a rib and he could suck his own dick and you're like, aw, gross. Was there, was there, was there? Is that, is that all it takes? Yeah, wait, how many ribs are we talking? Yeah. Because we have like an extra rib or something, right? Maybe I'm going to have one more than we need.

I don't need all these ribs. No, it's, the whole cage right here. You can still have a cage without one of the bars Adam stopped eating mick ribs just in case There's like, no, I know it's back, but we'll go with the salad. We're good. We'll get a mick cafe and we're good How did that spread pre-internet was that just like I? Marlin, there was a handful of things that just spread pre-internet and like was there no internet? I think it was early days of internet.

Yeah, so we're just going into chat rooms and being like, Yo, what's up? Did you say how did, how did things spread pre-internet? Yeah. Oh, the internet's only been around for like a couple decades. Yeah, so like. So we still have questions. Forever before that, there were just people, newspapers.

Yeah, you would talk. Well, they're not putting that in the newspaper. I'm talking about the, specifically, the Maryland Manson Consecure Zone Dig. How did that spread through your... No, that was in the... That was in the New York Times, actually. Read all of it!

You didn't know that? This fucked up dude, Sub-Zone Dig. You're like, who wrote this article? How did this get past the editors? Well, they put it in arts and leisure. It's like, you know? Yeah. Now that's great.

I like that that it came out that he was like a fucking psychopath and people were like, I can't believe he's a psychopath and they're like, dude, for real. You couldn't have guessed? Yeah. He gave us no signs. Yeah, that he was a psycho. Yeah, he started the rumor himself. He's a sexual deviant, bro. Well, that's actually a good idea.

I should start some rumors. I can, I can lick my own asshole. What? What? I can't, I can't. I don't define got his asshole removed. He's got a scratchy the stretch is as whole right next to his nipple so we can easily. He moved his ass hole so he can lick it. You installed a chest but hole. I like that. Dude, I like it's not a surgery. It's an installation. Yeah, you got a home Depot. Yeah, you see a guy sitting against the wall. You're like 100 bucks. If you could install my asshole into my nipple,

right? I just need to round it real quick. Just reroute. Just circunthroat. Sir, this is a geek squad. We only deal with tech. You're going to want the plumbing section right down the way. I love it.

One of the things we're there, there was like, I remember there was Vin Diesel died. Did you guys have that and your diesel died? They said no no hang on this was a rumor or was it We It was a rumor and my middle school and they were like I'm sorry to say Vin Diesel died and like Who we Did your principal announce it on the school?

No, it's school. It was probably the same guy that came up. Sorry to announce. Vin Diesel has died. During the passing period, please. A silent time. Silent time. Silent time period.

The quietest passing period. There's ever been. So sorry, was the rumor that he died, period, or he died, and someone is now like walking around as him with sunglasses on? Well, like a blonde, like a conspiracy theory. I don't remember this one. So it's just that he died?

Yeah, it was just, and I was just, I was, I was fucking devastated. That's a prank. Yeah, it was a prank. I don't know. It's the same thing as Marilyn Manson removing it. No, it's not. Marilyn Manson's around and you can speculate. Vin Diesel, you could just go, he's not dead actually. Yeah, there's a new fast food.

Yeah, but I don't know, my parents, we didn't even have, dude, we didn't even have a del at this point. So I couldn't easily go check to see if Vin Diesel was dead. And Vin Diesel wasn't walking around Omaha, Nebraska, just kicking it at the fucking Sears. That's kind of weird. I was thinking he would be at the Sears in Omaha.

That's weird. If Vin's going anywhere in Omaha, it's the Sears. He's got to get his tools for his cars, his craftsman tools. What was Vin Diesel's pop off? It was break dancing. It was a break dancing video on the internet. No, it was definitely fast and furious. It was a big.

He didn't do anything before fast and furious. What about like the boiler room? He was in boiler room. Boiler room, that's right. He's like Seth, you be crazy Seth. He's got other shit. He's got what was it? I can't remember.

The like chronicles of ridden. The triple X. By the way, wedit. The Chronicles of Reddit. By the way, we gave Kyle way too comfortable of a chair dude. Yeah, what the fuck? You look like you're about ready to fall a fucking sleeker. Yeah, sit up straight you asshole. Oh, poor. No.

No. People paid good money to watch you be engaged in part of the show. They can't even see you. Sit the fuck up Kyle. What's up? What the fuck? Kyle fuck you dude. There we go.

There we go. And I'm back on board. And I'm back on board. Fine. I will now my Arugalord once again. This one, Bradwood. Didn't you ask? Didn't you ask to touch that man's titties last night?

Yeah, the man at the bar at Joe's. What you think, if he's walking around with those titties, he wants to be fondled. Right. You think so. And that's the kind of thinking that gets people in trouble. And I realize that. Right.

It does. It doesn't matter what you think they think, you should be respectful and keep your hands to yourself. Yes. What happened? That being said. That is right. But what did you do? That being said, that is right. But what did you do?

Well, I was very drunk last night. OK. And yeah, I kind of just walked up, because I did not think that it was something that was real. And I'm like, can I touch your boobs, dude? Really? Yeah. And he was just like, absolutely not.

What are you doing? Yeah, dude. I love it. Yes, right. I was like, you're right. But like, doing? Yeah, dude. I love it. Yes, Rob. I was like, you're right. But like, looking for it. Yeah.

Looking back, like, that's the answer you want. As soon as you start doing it. Right, because now you're involved in something. Now it's, it's slippery. And then you're like, hey, here's my hotel room key. I think I'm gonna fuck this dude's tits. Yeah, you guys just see me leaving with him. He's, bye guys.

My bitch. Whoa, Blake left with the boob dude. You act like you'd be walking. He would carry you. See you guys. Yeah. Also, they were way wet. You remember that?

They were way wet. Yeah, maybe that's a. I don't know if they were... How wet. How wet were they? How wet were they? No, they were like, I mean, for sure he like dribbled on himself. Right.

But there was like a pool right here. Like your purpose, you think? Is it real? I think so. You don't think it was sweat. You don't think it was, it was chest sweat? I don't. Okay.

Just checking. I just wanted to check. Doesn't that go under? I don't. Okay, just checking. I just wanted to check. Doesn't that go under? Isn't that the under boobs? Yeah, the under boobs. Oh, so it would have been cheap. That's what mine is. These boobs were so big they sweat from the whole radius.

They sweat from the whole? They sweat out the nipple. They sweat around the nipple everywhere. Yeah. I'm excited for my wife to be producing milk. Okay. That's around the corner. I'm way she thinks it's so gross. She's like you fucking foul I like what I did an impression of Chloe. I was like you're fucking foul She thinks it's gross

She's like it's weird how excited you are to have milk shoot out of my titties. But I'm like, that's not weird. It's the coolest thing in the world. No, it's dude. It's the coolest thing in the world. Like, as a little boy, I wish my dick shot out orange juice. How fun would that be? Well, your pitch shoot out milk?

That's like, I mean, a child's dream. I would say, hey, give me some of that milk. I'm the, the cereal's a little dry and she's like a child's dream. I will say that. Hey, give me some of that milk. I'm the, the cereal's a little dry and she's just like, but you said as a little boy, as a little boy you wish, orange your shot on your dick. Do you still wish it did?

Yeah, sure. If it didn't burn. I don't know why I'm assuming it would burn now. If you could choose, that'd be cool if you could just like choose what comes out of your dick. I can't. I got two choices though.

What? I know. I know. I know. I know. Okay. Kyle just said what? Obviously, it's blood and penis.

Yes, it is. If I keep you hard enough then not, it could be blood. That's true. So you're saying you wish that your dick was one of those really cool future like coke a coke machines where you could be like us You're like I actually want orange coke. I've never even seen that. I like it orange vanilla coke. Please. Thank you I'd be down for that. Yeah, this is just another install that you get from the geeks blog to like on your belly Oh just the button. Like the buttons. Yeah.

And then you're like, well, go ahead and get it. And then obviously they only get pee or carbonated. Yep, or carbonated. Or those are the buttons. Or carbonated come. Maybe those are the buttons. It's just carbonated come. That's really good.

It's really good to be here tonight, guys. Oh, man. It's like here. You are so nasty. I know, dude, I here to my guys. I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, long. Yeah, well, I don't know why y'all are picking on the way that I choose to sit because you set 14 different ways already. I can't get comfortable in the fucking lazy boy. This is where I'm comfortable, but that's a problem for her and I'm doing this for her. So you can't see me. This guy can't see me. So then I come up here and now when I'm up here, this is a little FUNNY. There we go. That's for care. this is a little fucked up. Here we go.

That's for carry. This is a little fucked up. That's for get what I will say. That's one of the funniest ways. I'm not going to move the couch. That's one of the funniest ways for you to die though. Yeah. It's like, well, what comes out of your dig besides what two things are there.

Right. And then your wife is like crying, balling. We're trying to like, sooth her. And she's like, whoa, where is last words? We're like, your name. Well, you couldn't figure out what comes out of a dick besides carbonated comb. Yeah. Yeah, he mentioned carbonated comb and then,

and I had him clocked his head. Yeah. And then we just ended the show early and went and fucking put it all on black his head. Yeah. I really was. Then we just ended the show early and went and fucking put it all on black, baby. Oh. We got some gamblers in the house. So lucky. Oh, lucky lady.

True, true. Do you not know the words to it? Because we're backstage and he just goes, luck, Pia. And then like went for a carrot. Yeah, it's a. And now you did it again. It's yet. No, hey, don't be an asshole. Like, sing the entire song for a carrot. Yeah, it's now you did it again. It's yet.

No, hey, don't be an asshole. Like sing the entire song for these people. The entire song? No, just that one. Well, I'm pretty sure it's... Sing it. Hey, I say hesitate. Look, I can't...

That was right. It was so hard. Hang on. Why do you let out that weird gas before singing? You just sing, you don't wait. That was great. It was so hard. Hang on. Why do you let out that weird gas before singing? You just sing, you don't go. Huh. Huh. Huh.

I really want to nail it, man. I really do. Well, do it. Let's stand up. Okay. Make it naked. Yeah. He's just dying for his throat.

Four times. I feel like I'm a frickin' Jersey boy. I think it's guys with dolls. No, we're in Ben Salem where you're not in Jersey. I'm offended. This is Guy's Dolls, is that what this is from? I have no fucking clue. I don't even know what the song is.

I just say it luck. And I get, no, here it is. Luck be a lady tonight. Nice. Yeah. That's great. And then it's, I don't know those other guys you've been fucking on the weekend. Lock the old lady tonight.

Yeah, those are good lyrics. That's pretty right. You can also go like, I don't even know if I understand the lyrics. I think it's supposed to be Let's Eat Some Gravy Tonight. Okay. Wait, it just let me lady me like be good to me, like a lady is good to me. So he's asking luck to like, luck be or is he saying,

I want to fuck tonight, where are the chicks? I think it's like luck. I want to get lucky with a lady. I don't know. I think it's a surprise. It works both ways. I don't want to, I'm not leaving here until we find out. I think you want luck to be as nice to you as a lady,

and you hope that you're, if that's not the case, then you do hope that you get lucky with a lady. Yeah, Adam died. Who died? Who died? Well, if you're saying that like- Fuck. Ladies are night, then it should be the nicest lady you know,

which is your grandma, so it should be, luck be my grandma tonight! Yeah, but your grandma might be great. Not all grandma's are nice. Thank you. Grandma tonight! Mickey Grandma! Mickey Grandma!

Sure. Luck be a whoop app! Yeah. Whoop app! Tonight, today? Sure. Falk time. You need time.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. You guys still have grandmas? Do we still have grandmas? No, I got no grandmas. Yeah, that's true. They're up there. This one's for you, our Bella. They're over there, they're down there, they're right there,

they're up there, they're right there. This one's for our Bella. fellow. They're over there, they're down there, they're right there, they're up there, they're right there. This one's for our fellow. Yeah, surely, give it up for Shirley and her bro. Shirley Barbra and Stephama Joan. Shirley Barbra, solid gram on names. I got Arvela and Frida. Frida. That's wild.

I've got Fiaan and Dorothy. Fariaan? Fariaan? Yep. Wait, how did I never know that? I didn't know that. I've known his grandma's name for two years. Well, because I spit out our vella a lot,

because that's a kind of a weird name, but it's a cool one. Fariaan? Fariaan. Can you spell that for me just so I get a spooch? I mean, what lineage is that from? They're like, we come from an Elvis clan. Yeah, this is what is cool. He sure would for us. that for me just so I get a what what linear just that from like we come from an L this class yeah this is cool he sure would for him I was

born in the fires of more talk I I think it's Irish you I don't know is it f is it like fairy f a i or why no I think it's f you are why so fairy like a boat like a boat So fairy and like hey just drag this woman across the water right It's cool. It's like they named a boat and then also had a baby and they're like we don't want to name two things We'll just call it the same thing. It's fair, it's a fairy, Ann.

All right. That one's Ann and that's fairy Ann. Yeah. We should have switched it. I, uh, I, I don't know. Now that you guys mentioned it, I've never written my grandmother's name out. I've just always called her. What do you do when you write a card to your grandma?

I say, he's a bad grandson. I would never call my grandmother Shirley. Yeah. She wanted to be called a grand mother. Did she say, and don't call me Shirley? She said, don't call me Shirley. She wanted to be grand mother. Yes, point.

Yeah. My, dude, when I told my mom that Chloe was pregnant, the first thing she said is she's like, should I be a grandmother or should I be a Nana? Oh yeah. Oh, I had a Nana. I had a Nana. Right.

I love it. Dude, moms get like really like up in it. Like I want to choose my name, but the children choose your name for you. Totally. The more you push, the more your name's about to be like. Well, so you kind of want to like.

Blue, blue. Yeah, dude. That's true. That's why you kind of want't like, just as a bit, like, hey grandpa's name is shithead. LAUGHTER It's not your deal. They're like, it's grandma ma and shithead.

Oh yeah, but they just say, shah-ha, he's like, shah-ha, I kind of like that. Shah-ha, my dad had a really close friend, and he made me call him Fat-Dudu. That was his nickname, and he fucking hated it when I called him Fat-Dudu. Wait, dad, my dad's friend. My dad's friend, well, it was his roommate.

My dad's divorced. Okay, here. So, when I was a boy, he lived in an apartment with this dude. And this dude, the giant biggest cities you've ever seen in your life. Yeah. Huge. I was reunited last night. Like fat dude dude, and he's like, let's fuck.

Look, be a lady. Look, be this dude with globe boobs. Worldwide. But I remember, like like one night they were over like watching a boxing match and like, they were so old. To be honest, yeah. To be honest, you were over.

You weren't even staying at the house. You just went over at six years old to watch a boxing match. Yeah, I would visit my dad on weekends. You guys don't know the plug and play of divorce families. Okay, there we go. On weekends, I would visit my dad on weekends. You guys don't know the plug-and-play of divorce families. Oh, there you go. On weekends, I would go to my dad's. There was a boxing match at my dad's and fat butus house.

Yeah. Yeah. And their whole thing was like, he always made you say, he's like, my dad's and he's like, and also fat dude is. I pay half the fucking rent here, Blake. Yeah. And your fucking toys out of the middle of the playroom. I also fat dude is. I pay half the fucking rent here Blake. Yeah. Yeah. You're fucking toys out of the middle of the playroom.

And they, I think it was my dad's idea, but they're like, they're all betting on the boxing match and they're like, let's just say that. And then there's also like a rooster fighting match in there. Blakes like, on the balcony. Blakes like, dad, why am I sitting in this pile of money? What did you bet? Yeah?

There's just like 15 guys throwing dice against a wall Blake first that kind of was the scenario. Yeah, but what I guess what my dad built up He's like yo, let's just say that Blake one like he picked the the right round for the fighter to get knocked out And then let's give him all the money. Oh, okay. Yeah cool This is a great dad man. Yeah, my dad was, my dad never gave me any money. So I was like,

Oh, so you can be leverage against his mom. So I remember being like, winning the money and being all pumped and I'm like, hell yeah, like, fucking, is this cool fat dude who, and he's like, like you could tell he was not in on the thing, and he's like,

don't fucking call me fat dude who again. And I was like, oh shit. Yeah. Then my dad moved out of that apartment and got in a place. Yeah. Well, I guess if you're like an in-shaped person or even a lean person, you wouldn't get offended. You called someone called you fat dude.

Because you're like, right. Yeah, I'm not. What was this dude's body like to describe it for me? He wasn't a little bit of a fat dude who's like, right? Yeah, I'm not. What was this dude's body like, dude? Describe it for me. He was a little bit of a fat dude, dude. Yeah, he was kind of like a shaped like Santa Claus for sure. That's the new shape I'm going for. Santa Claus is Jack now, dude.

Is it Tim Allen? Yeah, we saw a fucking movie poster for like the clauses. They're just now just lumping them all together. Right. And it's Tim Allen down in like a fucking Avengers pose. Oh really? And I'm like, this motherfucker hasn't been like this since last time he fell. I couldn't get up.

Yeah, since Buzz Lightyear. I like that. That's the only way they got Tim Allen to come back to do that movie is he was like, well, I have to be badass. Right. Santa's a badass now. And they're like, is he? Wait, so they have like a Santa verse going on now?

Is that what it is? It's a fucking... Yeah, it's the... Everything's a universe now. Everything's a verse, they call it Christianity. Oh. Yeah. It's the whole thing.

It's the greatest MCU. Yeah. Religious. It's weird. It's weird, dude. Easter Bunny and Santa fucking Unites. Jesus rolls up. Yeah. They're like, we thought you were dead. It's really good. It's really good. It's really good. It's really good. It's really good.

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Right. He's still got it Shout out. Somebody say he's blessed But in blessed baby. The pain was sick, dude. Didn't somebody didn't need an't mean an order to care for you, or live in the attic on that show? Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, what was the friend's name was like, fat dude or something? Oh, dude.

Dude, the friend's name was Boner. Boner, that's right. Boner. This is not, I'm happy. I'm about to not tell a happy story. Oh, great. We already talked about how all our grandmothers are dead. People are like, what the fuck?

Hey, that's life. Hey, that's life. When I moved to LA. No, great. We already talked about how all our grandmothers are dead. People are like, what the fuck? That's life. Hey, that's life. When I moved to LA, and I was like, trying to be a writer, my friends were like, oh, go do improv. And I go, all right, so then I went to a couple like open mic improps at the worst at the second city.

Yeah, it was like the worst experience. Basically a bunch of like wannabes, and they're like, someone come on up, and you just go, ah, fuck it. And boner was there. Right, right. Boner was there and he was dressed fucking cool as fuck like leather jacket.

Was like pretty funny. Okay. I was dark struck. I think it was like the first famous person I'd seen since moving to LA. And then he like 10 years later or less like went missing and is not no longer with us. He went missing? Yeah, he longer with us. He went missing?

Yeah, he's with our grandmas. Oh, yeah. That's life. But he was boner. He inspired me. And he lives through me today. Yeah, he lives on here in Ben Salem. Oh, shout out to that dude.

Hey, sorry, Ardello. We're taking it back. This one's not for you. Yeah. It's for Boner. And by the way, my grandmas were Kit and Gigi. Kit and Gigi. And Gigi?

Yeah, they were crime fighters. Kit and Gigi. Yes, points. They do sound like Transformers or something. Yeah. Kit and Gigi were the racist Transformers. For that one that were like were like break dancing and doing this a lot.

Nick Agramma. Yeah, that's their real names or that's what you blessed them with. Gigi was Gertrude and Kit was Catherine but she was also Mima. Oh Mima is a good one. Mima is a really good name. Well we were going with the actual names. We weren't going with like fun names. My mom is now just grandpa.

Adam's a big rules guy. I quit that. He's taken over. My mom tried to force Grammy Pami. She wanted the kids to call her Grammy Pami. It did not catch on. But one that's cool is we have a grandpa Gilbert, and my kids can't say his name.

So they call him grandpa yogurt. That's the way. Wait, why? I mean, okay, that's tight. When you're two years old, you know, you can't say, you're dumb as shit. You're still seeing just your locks. You hope that's why they call him grandpa yogurt. Yes, I do hope that's why they call Grandpa Yogurt. Yes, I said that. I never get off his lap, he's like spilled yogurt again. Okay, we're talking about my children. You guys go play on the swing.

Okay, I got to go. I can't. I was talking about Kyle's kids. It's a pronunciation thing, nothing more. Okay. Grandpa yogurt. Yeah, actually, my parents told me that I used to call my grandpa a gistane.

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Listen to On Musk on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Isaac. Isaac, can we get some drinks out here? Where the hell is he? He's got the Benz, he's got the broken slot machines that bastard. He put our check on black. Yeah, he's got the Wheel of Fortune slots. He's the fucking slot machines that bastard. He put our check on black. Yeah, he's at the wheel of fortune. Loose, he's spent the money. He's got a lot of money. One thing I've heard about parks, loose slot.

You know what's great? Like, as Blake is announcing me and I'm like, getting ready to come out and like ready to come out. Blake, I thought it was Kermit. Yeah, Kermit Kermit Kermit. I said as Blake put the gun to Kermit's head down, it's loose. Yeah, Kermit.

This is your gun. It is funny that we're obviously Blake put the gun to Kermit's head down, it's just Kermit. This is your gun. He was just doing that. It is funny that we're obviously Blake is the one that does the Kermit boys. That's the fun. Sorry. Hey, the cat's out of the bag. I do not.

And I like that he's fully stopped doing the impression of Kermit. It comes in goes. He stopped doing it. He used to be like, Kermit be frog here. And now it's like, hey, what's up, Ben Sanlem? It's Kermit. It's me Kermit the Frog here. When I say, come, you say, come.

Yeah. Kermit. I noticed it today, because you don't even say Kermit V. It's so shit. Here we go. It's science. Motherfucker, my eyes are baby. Thank you, baby.

Everybody. Oh, yeah. Wee-oo. Tornin'. Tornin'. It's science. Thank you, sir. science Tartan Science So to get his eyes it how about the hill show us the hands on the back I do bad no respect for Ben Salem from I said I hate it when you guys tell me to show my tip what I was saying was as Curman the Blake was introducing me. Uh-huh. I'm like ready to step out and the guy goes Hey, also I was telling the guys before to mention the beer garden. It's got class and I was like

I'm walking out Yes, and so guess what? I just mentioned, what's the beer garden? Yeah, let's hit the beer garden. Well, I'm excited to check it out. I mean, I didn't expect it to look like the goddamn Las Vegas Sphere when we rolled up. When we rolled up, I was like, this is Sphere Level type shit.

This is Sphere Level technology here in beautiful downtown Benzade. Look at that. Look at that. That's sphere level tech right there. I'm telling you what you're doing. You know the lights coming in? I'm used to like a shitty ass hair as where you pull up and you're like, is this a casino? Yeah.

Or it's just a crematorium. Yeah. This was like Emerald City and we started singing, Ezone Down the Road and Skipping. It was tight. That's Wiz reference. Oh, I know that song. You fucking honkies.

He's so nice. He's on down down the road. Don't you guys want to go to a meeting? Nothing. You guys want to go to Jackson. He's innocent. You don't know. Yeah.

You guys went to Geno's and Pats today. Yeah, we did. Oh, yeah. Let me tell you. Yeah. And let me tell you. OK. So here's the deal, guys.

OK. And I'm glad you're doing disaster, and let me tell you okay. Here's the deal guys I'm glad you're doing disaster I didn't go nor did I Was you I'm over Here's yeah, fucking dude. I was tired too. This is the reason you came out here. Here's some homework We need to know where to go because paths's and Geno's is absolute trash. So what's the best one? Yeah, that's what I told him, that one. That all checks out.

Did everybody hear Planet Hollywood? Yeah. Hard rock cafe. It's so rough though, we got two from each and they were like cold, not made with love at all. What's up with that, huh? I'm the first time we ever came to Philly. We got two from each and they were like cold, not made with love at all. What's up with that, okay? The first time we ever came to Philly,

this is way, way back in the day, like Workhawks just come out, and I forget why we were here. It's just the Maiden America tour. There it is before then. It was before then. And I forget why we were here, but we're all in town together,

and we go to Genos and we go to Pats, and I remember that guy just tried to fight me. I'm like, fuck it, Philly is aggressive, too. Yeah. Ogressive. Yeah. This guy goes... Don't turn lights on.

I don't know. Lights on. Lights on. Lights on. It's a strike. Lights on. Now this guy goes, uh, is like, Yo, we're go-holics. Hikeshats. And we're like, uh, uh, is like, yo, we're going to hallets, hot shots.

And we're like, oh, yeah, hey, how's it going? And then I'm like looking at the guy going, who's fucking call me a hot shot? This is kind of cool. And then he goes, fuck you, Adam. And I go, and he goes, what's it like to be the least funniest one? You fat fuck.

And I'm like, he's coming to the core. Everything that he could have said to hurt me, he could have said so many other things. And I would have been able to brush it right off, like get back in your wheelchair. The least funny is, fat fuck. Your head is huge. Yeah, he could have said like, your head cut sucks.

And that would have been fine. You got too much white skinnier hair. It's really bad, he could have said. Yeah, my mustache was really bad. That's why I shaved it. Yeah, what else? I remember, though, no matter how much working out you can do, you will never look great.

Yeah, that's right. And that would have been fine. What else? And that would have been fine. What else could have been fine? You got too much wax in your ears, do you know? I just cleaned my ears up. Your breath smells.

Yeah. Does it? Yeah. Yeah, does it? Yeah. Yeah, no. Kyle, the game was like to be very specific about that. It's specific to me. You're just saying things like about you. I'm looking at your wax right now, bro.

And you smell this, bro. I'm fucking with you. I don't have your wax. Yeah. He could have been like, you hold the microphone weird. I kissed out like this. He kind of holds it like a ice cream cone, which I like. I'm ready to go.

I like it. Yeah, but then, but then, the guy just fucking, coming to the core, was like ready to fight. And then, and then Isaac had to be like, we gotta get out of here. We're causing a scene. We've gotta get out of here. Oh, yeah.

He didn't let me slide either there. I remember he was like, yo, you long hair fruit cake. He didn't say fruit cake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He probably did. I feel like that flies quite freely here. Right. He's a long-haired fruit cake. He didn't say fruit cake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He probably did. I feel like that fly is quite frilly here. Right.

And at one point I remember I was behind him like, yeah! Yeah, just like, real quick. Yeah, weirdly, durs, switched over really quick. We're like, we're like, we're like, always Sony's bad at this look, please. Like, what the fuck? We like that.

I'm not so far. I just bought Dursan's sandwich. What the fuck? We like that. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I just bought Terms His sandwich. What the fuck? I feel like Terms His. I missed his, I mean, he missed his decade. Like, if he was in the 80s and he was an actor, he would have been the 1980s bully in every ski movie. So we take a moment of silence?

Yeah, yeah. Instead, I'm just a bully now. Yeah. Yeah. But bulls don't get a moment of silence. Yeah, yeah. Instead, I'm just a bully now. Yeah. Yeah. But bullies don't get a lot of love anymore, which sucks. I would like to. We talked about this last night, but I would like to bring some bullying back.

Yes, we need to bring a certain level of bullying. There's a certain level of bullying. Keep that key. Not a ton of it, like not a ton of it, just like an early 2000s level of bullying. Where we're aware of like, maybe we shouldn't call everything gay? Right.

Like, you remember how in the 90s, you would be like, I don't like those shoes they're gay. Oh my god! And then by the, you get to like 2003, you're like, well, we shouldn't say that. Right. That's what we should go back to that time. We, we're in first place.

Back to shoes are gay? Yeah, we're in first place. Are you some of those specific shoes? I'm looking at Kyle's shoes. I am looking at Kyle's shoes. But no, we go back to time. What is your platform you're standing on here, brother? I'm trying to play.

This is important to my platform. Hey, if you would shut the fuck up. I haven't said anything. Hey, you lost hair too, take some of the fuck up. All right, guys. See a little, see a little bit of bullying. See, exactly. OK, let's go. I'm saying let's go back to the time right right, guys. See a little, see a little bit of bullying. See, exactly.

Okay, fine. I'm saying let's go back to the time, right after we figured out that you shouldn't call everything gay. Okay. That's an appropriate time. And then, but you could still make fun of everyone. What'd you say, Terce?

I just said, was that, was that Columbine? I think it was Columbine. I just want to go back to the Columbine. The old fork in the road, we were like, maybe we ease off the guys in the back of the lunchroom, just a little bit before we all get smoked. Yeah, yeah. To that time.

Yeah. I heard one of them go, I have a grenade, maybe we chill. No, I can't. I actually remember after calling my school hat in assembly where they're like, yo, we gotta start being nicer to each other. Yeah. I mean, it each other. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's true. Our school was like a, it was a big thing for our school

because we had the exact same layout as Columbine, like our high school, like we were designed, or Columbine was like designed after our high school. So you have the schematics. Yeah, so it was like the same. So it was a big deal. We also had a, a big meeting. Right. An assembly, it was a big deal. And we also had a big meeting right an assembly if you will and I will and they were and then a bunch of seniors I remember came dressed in trench coats

What? To the line to that They know it was on purpose. It was for sure on purpose But I didn't know that these psychopaths in Columbine or trench coats. Oh, boy. And I just saw the seniors and I'm like, oh, that's kind of a cool look. Right. And I remember going to my mom being like,

maybe I get a trench coat. And she's like, what the fuck? Yeah. Are you a psychopath? And I'm like, did you know Marilyn Manson removed a rib? Right. I'm just trying to get their mom. Yeah.

That's it. I'm actually really into get their mom. Yeah, that's it. I'm actually really into it. And he seems like a cool chilled guy. We're all stars. Just like that's wild, dude, cause Vin Diesel died. Go to your room. Go to your room. What?

Why would you say that? Let me use the house computer to find out if it's real. Where's the house computer? Back in the day when there's a house computer. Let's just say I needed that game that could get me off in five seconds. Yeah. You weren't taking a half hour on the house computer.

Do the house computer, man. I was so excited when, dude, I finally got a Dell. Yeah. Because the basement computer where our TV was downstairs, I remember, the first time I used a computer by myself in the website I went to, we talked about this on the podcast, was boobbs.com. Still exists.

Shut up. And I like move the whole computer like this way to face the wall. And my dad's watching Star Trek, next generation or whatever. And he's like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm like, I just don't want to bother you I don't wanna bother you, it's too bright. Yeah, you're already know about like blue light. You're like, it's just not good for your eyes. Yeah, I don't wanna bother you.

You're too old. You would be bothered by the lights. I have to get blue balls. Meanwhile, the computer's like, bring, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, rank, rank, rank, rank, rank, rank, rank, rank, rank. Right.

It's just like, it takes 45 minutes to see like half of a nipple, and I'm like, whanca. Right. It's just like... B-b-b- load and you'd be like, okay, Q face. Ah, fuck, okay. Right, to lay it in. It eats fucking wood. You have to do that. You have to do that, you have to do that, you have to do it again. Not again.

It's the same dude. Dude, remember going into chat rooms and riding like age sex location? Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah. And for sure, every like, you're like, I'm talking to a smoking hot babe right now. And for sure, it's just that guy with the giant tits from the bar last night.

For sure, he was on there going like, I'm just stretching for two minutes. I'm a 16 year old hot babe, just like you are. That's so weird. Yeah, we would have like groups of dudes and one guy would be at the computer, like typing and it's like, okay, you're turn. You come up with me.

Yeah, everybody knows. It's like when fire was invented. If she still wanted it, it was starting to fire and everyone's like, you gotta see this. Like it just, and then it's warm. Yeah. It was our version of that.

It was almost exactly like that. That's her picture, that's her friend. That's what we're talking to right now. Yeah, we're in junior high. She's like, she asked what her job is. That's her picture, that's her friend. That's what we're talking to right now. Yeah, we're in junior high where she's like, she asked what her job is, what's her job? That's the way. Fucking safe pro wrestler. I do.

Where's the W. Safe pro wrestler. Safe pro wrestler. No, we gotta think of something like that she would actually think I am. I'm the mayor of Baltimore. No, no, no, no. I drive monster trucks. Fuck. Fuck. Meanwhile, no, no, no. I drive monster trucks.

Fuck. Fuck. Meanwhile, every... No, something that we actually could be. Every girl in here is like, I was never ever in a chat room. No, never. You know why? I could just walk around and people would say hi to me. Dude, do you remember going to the mall and like cruising for chicks?

Yes, yes. And for all my friends, wouldn't go talk to them. They were all like good-looking people, and my little crippled ass was on crutches. Right. So they would always send me over to be like, oh no, it's a guy. Oh my god, no, it's a guy.

And they're walking faster, so it's me just like, right. There you go. Excuse ha ha ha ha ha. Excuse me. Excuse me. Part in moa. Beautiful lady. Why is the accent?

Why is the accent? I'm suddenly British. Beautiful lady. Excuse me. Excuse me. Part in white. Are you going to eat all that cinnamon? I hate to be a ma-

I'm going to use that that cinnamon? I hate to be a barber. I'm going to use that extra cheese on your pretzel. Before you enter that hot topic, my friend Trent would like to talk to you. Do you think he's cute? Yes, and no, or maybe. And to this particular... Check this box, and I'll return it to him.

Why would I know my friends went up in escalator. I'll be back in 45 minutes. See now I have to use the elevator because I'm on the crutches. I hope this Christmas is good. She's like, just like, Adam, we're in science class together. Adam, we are in the same grade. You know me. You've known me my entire life. Excuse me. I'll go. Adam, go away. Didn't you hear fucking Vin Diesel died? Yeah. And then I just dropped the crutches and suddenly can walk.

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I'm thinking it's idiotic to buy Twitter because he doesn't have a fingertip feel for social emotional networks. And when I sat down with Isaacs in five weeks ago, he told me how he captured it all. They had Kansas spray paint and they're just putting big axes on machines and it's almost like kids playing on the playground Just choose them up left right in center and then like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde He doesn't even remember it getting the bars done Excuse being a total But I want the reader to see it in action My name is Evan Ratlif and this is on musk with Walter Isaacson

Join us in this four-part series as Isaacson breaks down how he captured a vivid portrait of a polarizing genius Listen to on musk on the iHeart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Dude the mall culture. I didn't have a mall. You didn't have a mall? I know there's a So weird sucks dude you didn't kick it a hot topic. You didn't see the chicks at synabond. Honestly They were always at synabond dude. You never you never even fuck up a popcorn opalus. I don't even know if I know a dude's sun coast music. You didn't have sun coast music in the mall. Anybody know?

What about wetsels pretzels? We shouted them out on fucking workaholics. Wetsels pretzels make some even wetsels. You guys just saying you're Annie Anne's out here? Yeah, Annie Anne's. Oh, Annie Anne's is fine. Yeah, it's good. I don't know. I'm kind of a wet-sky.

Hey, it's good, hey, boy. Maybe this is how I get my ass beat and Ben Salem. I actually think that Wetzel's pretzels now, as almost 40-year-old, Wetzel's pretzels gives me heartburn. Any ends does me right. I do believe that that's cool. That's cool, that at 40s, they still eat enough pretzels to have real opinions enough pretzels to have real opinions

Yeah, about pretzels. I feel like I fall in way off my pretzel game. How do you walk past without? Getting one thing is I'm no longer in malls So I don't walk past many what is that some I'm gonna lead it. I don't what is that welcome? The other side. What is this bullshit? You're no longer in malls? You got a point. Why are you not going to malls? Yo, Adam Divinekick would all fuck a mall bro.

Dude, I'm like, let's ruin the entire environment. Give me everything. Box is big cardboard. It's a border of big cardboard. And bumper could just go to a mall, dude. Fucking bump outta here. Yeah, now is the time to go to malls when it's like holiday shopping.

Like you can go like all I wanna do is go into a hot topic. Like literally I love that store. Okay. But I saw like a mean the other day that I'm like, oh, that's actually kind of a dope idea. It was like for millennials when we get old and we are in a retirement home,

they need to turn all the old abandoned malls, just into malls again, and have apartments, and then you can just go to the food court, have an orange Julius. I would love that. Yeah, eat a giant cookie. I would love that. Like in sync will perform, like in the,

by the Christmas tree, and you're, you act like you don't wanna see it. You're like, oh, I hate in sync. These pretzels are tearing up my heart. So why is going to the mall right now at Christmas the best time to go? By the way, there's no malls. I don't want to hear it actually.

There's no malls. There are malls. There's plenty of, I know where they all are. And yeah, dude. Burbank. But if you go now, you can act like you're going into hot topic to shop for someone else. But really, I'm in there fucking loading up

on fucking anime shirts, dude. You can do that. You can do that whenever you want. I can. You don't have to wait till now. Go in there and buy your nightmare before Christmas backpack, bro. Where we shoot the righteous gemstones. It's, yeah, hell yeah.

We shoot in a mall in Charleston, South Carolina, and we took over the seers and made it our studio. That's fucking cool. But it's so weird, so on lunch breaks, where I'm dressed as Kelvin with his dumb ass haircut, and I'm wearing a scarf, and like so much fucking jewelry and shit. I like your outfits. I'm like, I will sometimes walk through the mall

and go to the food court. Wait, it's still open? Dude, but it's a ghost town. It's, so everything, it's all boarded up and then you get there and there's like a Panag Express and they're like, they're like, surprises to you. They're like, oh, hey, uh. Right. Uh, uh, right.

We got one right I mean, I have the orange chicken. Yeah, that's all you need 25 minutes. We got a little what else do you need besides a panic Express and a brookstone chair to sit in well, that's it honestly brookstone one of the fucking coolest stores Give it a, really, rock. Are you buying stuff from there? Huh? What are you buying? Yeah, you can buy massagers and stuff and luggage. What luggage are you buying? Oh, shit. Oh.

Oh, wait. Dude, you were so old. Wait, look at this talk. That's his God-o-Wag. By the way, just got myself a Ramoah, so. That's crazy. Dude, I'm testing out the fucking North Face hard case that we got.

Yeah, damn. And it fucking rocks. No needles, but I feel nice. It rocks. I got a new Patagonia backpack. I'd had a top loader for years with like a sinstring. I'm not doing any more guys. No.

I needed the little laptop. You know the pocket on the back? Oh, yeah. Like a laptop. The one that my pad goes in there. Oh, yeah, I just take it out. Go to the security. It a laptop, your iPad goes in there. Now I just take it out of the security. It's great. We're so old.

The one that's doing me right besides the North Face is the nomadic, the nomadic weekend or case. It's fantastic. No, mat, interesting. Oh, I mean, interesting. Yeah, it's do you remember Eddie Bauer? This is the door at the mall, Eddie Bauer. The model?

Yeah, it was just like, I mean, I'm sure Durs were shit. Like that is like, I think I have a creepy guy stuff. Eddie Bauer geastering on right now. Yeah, I'm just flannel. But then they were so popular that Ford was like, yeah, you designed the interior of my car. Yes. Yeah.

That's tight. That is tight. This is like a thing everyone knows. No, I'm like, why does that have any more? Any more, like why doesn't like a clothing come back just designed the inside of your car? You're in your car just all the way. My whole interior is just ug, but yeah.

Sure, but whatever. Yeah, I love that. What do you mean, shelling? That would be kind of sick. That would be way comfy. I think they do do do, very funny. I think they do do do do do I think they do that. She's important.

Trying to do do there was a not a good minivan for a while. Oh, yeah, that's pretty good. Okay, that's kind of funny. Yeah, the Eddie Bauer one you had that didn't you have the Eddie Bauer? Yeah, I flipped it on the freeway. Yep, yep, yep. I did I flipped it on the freeway.

I spawn I hit a puddle in LA and I spawned four four four lanes of traffic and then I hit the guard rail and I, my car did a full flip and landed and I'm like hanging from my seatbelt and the back, the metal part, shot through the back window and so if you're in the back seat, you would have been decapitated. And instead of like being freaked out that I could have just died,

I was so freaked out that I lost my monster energy drink. I addicted. And then I found it, climbed out, it was raining, and I left my keys and my wallet and my phone in the rain. It ran 12 miles. But you had the monster? Between this and the cement truck whole thing, I'm convinced that you were like a final destination escapee.

Yeah, it just keeps happening. And he's pushing it. Like, when we went shark diving for shark week or whatever, Adam's like can and bowling at tiger sharks and shed. He's made for good TV though. Yeah, he's got, he created a whole show called Bad Ideas. I'm like, don't, I don't want to die. What's happening? Yeah, I created, I did the show called Bad Ideas. I'm like, don't. I don't want to die. What's happening?

Yeah, I created a show called Bad Ideas. And where we went and we did all kinds of crazy shit, we drove up one of the worlds, like most dangerous roads in Peru, which is pretty scary. And then we did this crazy demolition derby and I broke a rib. Yeah, that was fucked up. That was fine.

Hey, dude. And it's fun. You're alive. You broke the ribbon I was like hey, it's broken minus while taking out that huh? Okay Pull you out of the car you're like, ah, they're like we got to get you to the hospital. You're like wait wait wait wait wait It's good. Yeah, no we're fine We're good Isaac gonna pull this one out. We never needed this one Isaac we drive me home stars now in the dope show. Yeah, baby. Oh should we do some Ben Salem? Toppy Ah!

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Yeah, is it like with gold whiz or some shit? I'm gonna say a hundred and thirty five dollars Okay, and yours what are you gonna say besides 69? Bob cow, I said 35 bucks wait. I'm changing mine fucking 420 Bob Kyle. I said 35 bucks. Wait, I'm changing mine fucking 420. Nice, good call. Okay, you blew it. Because it is $140.

I said 135, I was so close. I have a change there. You changed it. You're for 20, that was for you guys. Wow, it's a 100. Lift for yourself, loser. Oh, you want to hold it? $140.

$140. $140, Barclay Prime on Rittenhouse Square. Do we get it? Dude, I love that. I love that if you just make something expensive, a rich asshole will be like, it has to be the best. Let's go. No, that is the truth. That is the truth.

We can share it. I mean, safer in its better if it's more expensive to a rich asshole. Yeah, safer. Oh, you're talking about those guys who went down in the to tight day five years ago. Yeah. Or the guys in the explorer that the submarine that just clumped crumpled in on itself. Yeah, they would have loved to say which five years ago, chef Mark Torsky reworked the sandwich, subbing in Japanese A5 Wagyu beef. Frick, see ya. Fucking dick.

And a house made, truffled whiz. Shut up, bro. Made of some kind of cheese that I can pronounce. Can you see it? Let me try to pronounce it. Okay, time to cut your eye. Oh, K.O. and cheddar. Cut your eye. Cut your eye.

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rival cheese fan Look under your seats. You have won under each of your seats. Yeah. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. This is a high-pitched. I mean, look, you look, we fucking got you, you think we're gonna give our pants anything?

We take it all. You get bus balls and you like it. 12 of you get bus balls and that's it. Drink it, I'm gonna drink. Yeah, and they're like, I can't believe we drank that buzz ball. Yeah, holy shit, they really aren't cold. Yeah, dude, so they stopped. I think because we keep shit, Blake is the only one that likes buzz balls.

And they, I mean, as they taste like poison, they've stopped sending us buzzballs. Blake is like the face of buzzballs, and they're like, nah, we're good. Yeah. Although I do have a theory that like, because they're so bad, there's just a basement of buzzballs somewhere and they're starting to run out

because we're the only people like distributed. Oh, yeah, that's probably true. It's not even a real company, it's just Isaac. Like, just let Blake have this. Yeah, it's just some guy who's like Grandma's company's really like in college when we used to like have a party and and Remember when we made that like jungle juice and we used yes, I do we used a trash can not a clean trash can Not a brand new trash can. That's not okay. Our trash can. Yes, we host it. We did hose it down and we put a plastic bag. Oh yeah, that's fine. Dude, but then it fell in immediately. It could hold the water.

And we spun it with, we like, mix it up with a two by four. And you were dressed like a fucking treasure troll, just like mixing this. It was a Halloween party. I'm dressed as a naked treasure troll. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

That's pretty good. I'm gonna put it in here. I'm gonna put it in here. I'm gonna put it in here. I'm gonna put it in here. I'm gonna put it in here. 2x4 and you were dressed like a fucking treasure troll just like mixing this it was a Halloween party I'm dressed as a naked treasure troll. I'm in this. That's pretty good. I'm colored onesie with a belly button jewel where I constantly asking people to pay the toll That's pretty good. It was so fucked up. Remember we were so before that we didn't want to just dump it out We put it in pictures and it stayed in our fridge. Yeah, like we gotta keep this yeah, so that's essentially what buzz balls taste Weirdly at the party people would be like is there a spaghetti in this Oh

It looks like you bought a slim gyms and a pack of camel lights Kyle use a Slim gyms and a pack of camel lights Kyle use a wrist of my Yeah, sorry I see that for my taxes. Yeah, actually need that. That's a write-off Yeah, this is a write-off, bro Hit me with it Blake. Oh, yeah, hold on. Give me a fucking second Fuck off sometimes we get real with it. So fucked up so real water trash Wow to wow So real. Water trash. Wow. Wow, dude. So, dude, Philadelphia's bagels are boiled in beer. Bagels, whatever. What are the shit?

Wait. No, the bagels. You guys are cooking. There's a bagel. They're boiling doughnuts. How did Bagel and Subway? There's a bagel. What did I say?

I said bagel. Hey, you know what? I thought I'd like Ben Taylor. I'm fuck y'all. I'd say bagel. I I said bagel. Hey, you know what? I thought I'd like Ben Taylor. Fuck y'all. I'd say bagel. How I'd say bagel. Fill it up, he is bagel. He's saying bagel. He's just saying it's a bagel.

I think you're saying the same word twice. Bagel. Bagel. All right. Fill it up, he is bagel. Are boiled in beer and they're delicious. Good to know. Are they good?

They're good. Relatively know. Are they good? Relatively new, regional offering is solely a product of Philly style bagels. A shop that started in 2015 and has established a two brick and mortar locations in Fish Town in Old City. This is just a commercial app. What are we doing?

Why are we reading this? This is a commercial for the... It's like that's weird, huh? And also check out the beer garden. Yeah, yeah, but this place beer garden all day, by the way I didn't want to take it out The food was bomb. Yeah, over there is fucking good dude, and what's cool is you two's performing here? Oh my god wait after us. Yeah, no shit the edge is just like After us? No, shit, the edge is just like something.

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To listen to the luminary, original podcast, guys, be f***ed on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. When Walter Isaacson set out to write his biography of Elon Musk, he believed he was taking on a world-changing figure. That night he was deciding whether or not to allow Starlink to be enabled to allow a sneak attack on Crimea. What he got was a subject who also sowed chaos and conspiracy. I'm thinking it's idiotic to buy Twitter because he doesn't have a fingertip feel for

social, emotional, networks. And when I sat down with Isaacson five weeks ago, he told me how he captured it all. They had Kansas spray paint and they're just putting big axes on machines. And it's almost like kids playing on the playground. Just choose them up left, right, and center. And then like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, he doesn't even remember it, getting the bars, done and excused being a total ****. But I want the reader to see it in action. My name is Evan Ratliffe and this is on Musk with Walter Isaacson

Join us in this four-part series as Isaacson breaks down how he captured a vivid portrait of a polarizing genius Listen to on Musk on the iHeart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts New York man, dude, this is fucked up. I'm really cool for him or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh my God. Fuck yes. Fuck yes. That's really cool. That makes me think he's got something, like some kind of cool printer that he's just making these things. I didn't know what I mean. He's figured it out. He's like the McDonald's guy who sold the fucking monopoly game. He's game this. He's like, good job, guy.

Okay, when it first second year in a row, and obviously the officials are like, bitch. Something's up. Yeah, my ass. you can't win two years in a row. He's like, look, be a lady. Two years in a row. Yeah, it's points. That's it. Damn points. Yeah, he purchased both winning tickets

at the H&A Gas and Communion store, located, you know, who gives a shit. Lane. You guys like, no, where is he? Where is he, by the way? Who gives a shit, right? Yeah, actually is where is he by these give us a shit yeah actually that's probably the most valuable information for one oh two Avenue age in Brooklyn. So the lucky winner decided to take his winnings in a single lump sum payment of six million one hundred and twenty two thousand four hundred dollars after required with holdings after both victories. That's really cool. That's a cool scam.

We read it one more time for me, because I just got to miss. What was the address? One more time. 4-1-0-2, Avenue A, Chin Brooklyn. I like that scam he's running. The story is just that someone won it twice. You want to have two times as fucking nuts.

At the same place, he was running a cool scam. He's like, yo, I got burnt DVDs. I got winning lot of tickets. If you want that, we got that. If you want that, yo, you can watch the new Marvel, the, the internals or I got that winning. I got winning scratchers. I got winning McDonald's. Not first time. How much did he win that first time? I think you won 10 million both times. And then he took the lump. Are you like super nice the first time

and then the second time you're like, all right, I was nice, nobody gave a fuck, I'm gonna piece out, talk to these people. Well, what do you, I mean, a friend of mine's dad won the lottery when we were in high school, which was sick. And then like how much? He won, I think six million bucks. Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, how much? I think six million bucks.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, pretty tight. And then he showed up. Which could happen tonight here in Benzalo. Yeah, yeah. Parks can only be. No, lots. So sorry, so make up.

Get yourself some beers and get on out there. Go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, and then he like left his family and just sort of fucking hookers. He did. Yeah, right away. Yeah. Which I think is what we all would do. That's so close.

She's like, he like won the lottery. They're all like celebrating his wife comes over. He's like, don't touch me. He's like, nope. Yeah. Hey, I do like that. She's like, why are you doing this? He's like, I can give you six million reasons, man.

Show your tits. Why? You know what? I actually don't want to see him tonight, okay? Kudos titin. Actually, I think he bought a bunch of cars for his family and then bought a couple homes and- Honey, I gave you a button car! Get out of here!

Yeah, he didn't leave this family. Damn, this guy's got a stroke. Or he's having a stroke, I can't tell. One or the other. You guys had some hot cues, we're gonna be some sweet A. Okay, let's do it. So Megan asked Folger's song, Singoff.

Love you Blake. Have a wait, done this. Hey, it's Megan. We're doing it. Let's do it. Is there a different one we can sing off? Can we get a different suggestion from the crowd? Well, I don't know the words to any other song.

I guess I just like go listen to the one we did. No, we're doing it again. Catherine said it again. I'm not going to do it. Oh, my God. Doors. I'm going to focus on this song. And the best of hard to wake you, no.

See, it's already stupid. All right, I'll try it for a while. He doesn't want to do it. You influenced my dumbness. Adam, you don't have to do everything they tell you to do. The best part of it. I'm a nice guy. Get up, shut the fuck up.

It's Folgers in your cup. Very good. Blake, you want to hit him with it? The best part of waking up is for just in your hookup Pat! Blake's the best. I will say Blake when he sings it looks very painful. That is what a good singer does.

The more in pain you look at him. Like it's hurting you. Yeah, that's what the best singers do. Like Jared LaVert style. Yeah, just like, yeah. Who's the guy who's got the like giant mole on a face air in never I thought you were gonna say in reeky English. Oh, yeah, and too, and I does he have a mole He got it removed. He did

Sucks, all right, I don't like that the best part of waking up I don't like that. The best part of waking up is forges in your cup. That's good. Probably the most marketable voice. Please don't stop the music. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P Yeah, I'm not I'm not interested. Wow What a dick That's chill is chill. He's right. You can't go listen to the episode We're here. There's this the villain of our group Catherine wants to know of the four of you whose poop would you eat?

In order and This solid No. In order and Catherine. This, Stalin! Not a real answer. Cheers. Yeah, good question, Catherine. The best part of waking up is eating Kyle's shit.

Is it? Because that's not where I would go. Dude, I had a couple bonkers shits today. You would not want those. Now here's who shit I would eat. Bonkers. This is the shit I would eat. In order.

I would go. Durs. Durs eats healthy. What? What are you talking about? Are you fucking insane? This is where I'm like, what are you do you know me? Yes, I do I went to two cheese take places today No, no wait for it. Yeah shut the fuck up. This is my story. Okay, I went to They can't shut up Genos and passats. It was so bad. I went back to the hotel and walked to the carvery or something like that.

Choppies, what's it called? Choppy. Huh? Cleavers. They got another cheese steak that was fucking bad. Hey, get what? And a. Hello? Hey, get what? Hey, get what? I am the milkshake.

Hey, guess what? I'm eating your shit for... When have you seen me eating healthy meal ever? I've seen you starve yourself for rolls. That's different. That's not eating. I would wait until you're starving yourself and then I would eat your shit. That's not eating.

Starving is not eating. I feel like I've lost a friend here. I eat you. He doesn't eat food. I eat because he mostly consumes alcohol. So he's gonna have the runny beer shit. It's his phone. So you can drink him.

He's here. It would be, it would be DURES. And then I would eat my own shit. This is, Catherine wanted to know the order. I'm telling you my order. And then I would eat my own shit. Then I'd eat Kyle shit. Okay.

And then I'd Blake, then I would take a spoon and soup up your shit. It's science. Right. Okay. I do like how... She just wanted to know who's you would eat. And you were like, in this order, I have to eat all of this. I don't know. So it's you would eat and you were like in this order

I have to eat all of this is in order. Oh, it is I would do probably I think I would eat Kyle's first because he eats a Bunch of vegetables. Yeah. Oh, well, that's that's foul, dude. You don't want a bunch of vegetables Are you sure? Yeah, at least I feel like I'm getting some sort of vitamins as I eat shit There's no vitamins It's not about it's that it I eat shit. There's no vitamins in shit. It's not about, it's the consistency, it's not about vitamins. There is zero vitamins in shit. That's what we don't need.

There has to be some vitamins in shit. Maybe in like a little piece of corn or something. There's gotta be because like, Dung beetles, you know how you shit in your backyard and the... Yeah, no. No. There's some vitamins in shit for sure. I would probably go Yeah, no. No. There's some bite of the shit for sure. What were you saying?

I would probably go, Kyle's shit. Yep. And I'd have to eat your guy's shit too. Yeah, you have to eat all of our shit in order. But remember, it doesn't have to be best to worship. You might want to eat the worst one first. Or you can wash it down with someone else's delicious shit. Well, that's what I'm saying.

And then you leave with that taste in your mouth. I'm trying to figure out what would be the difference between you two guys' shit. Well, that's what I'm saying. I would leave with that taste in your mouth. I'm trying to figure out what would be the difference between you two guys' shit, but I don't know, I guess not a fix because he has the Omaha steaks hook up, so I get my veggies, then I get my meat, I get whatever there's dice roll, the three fucking cheese steaks or whatever. And then getting your own shit last. I feel like. Chippy choppers. Yeah, I mean, I do that.

That's normal. Wait, I don't think you have to say your own shit. Yeah. OK, so who's up next? Kyle? Well, I'm going to eat and quickly. OK, I'm going to eat both your guys' shit just at the same time.

Nice. Drink. Stir it up. I'm going to stir it up. Stir it up. I'm going to drink same time. Nice. Drink it up. I'm gonna stir it up. Stir it up. I'm gonna drink Blake's. Nice. Whoa.

I'm gonna add him who's on like a fucking regimented meal plan. Okay. Then I'll go. I'm not. Please be me. You're not on like, you don't do like, well not, not for years I've done that. But you don't do like, this is the meal prep for the week. I mean, before the tour. Oh, before the tour. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I've done that. But you don't do like, this is the meal prep? No.

For the week, I mean before the tour? Oh, before the tour, yeah, I mean, yeah, I eat pretty good. Yeah, I'm just saying generally. I mean, yeah, so I'm getting your meal prep, Pupu. This is, then I'll probably go Blake because he never eats, so the turds gonna be small. Okay.

Then I'll go Kyle to get my nutrients. Yeah, see, there's no nutrients in shit. I'm telling you You're not getting nothing from these things then I'll eat my own Just to say I fucking did it science. I like it Catherine. Thanks Nikki Zajak as first off Kyle betrayed us why? Yeah, oh probably As first off, Kyle Betretas. Why? Oh, well, probably. Yeah. That's life.

You know what I mean? With Adam becoming a dad, can each of you share your best piece Of parenting advice? And what will gross him out? Oh my god. And what will gross him out? Nothing, dude. Nothing.

We just talk about eating each other's shit. Yeah, I don't know. Nothing grosses me out. Your kid will shit on you for sure. Oh yeah, it's dope. Into your hand, I've had that happen. Very cool. It just pools and you're like, I don't know.

But what's cool is when you wipe someone else's ass, you kind of go, oh, maybe I'll wipe mine a little differently now. I learned a thing or two with learning techniques. You're like learning some techniques. It's a whole new angle, you get to see it from. Yeah, huh. Maybe I will use a wet wipe. That's good. Maybe I should wear a diaper Yeah, huh. Maybe I will use a wet wipe. That's good.

Maybe I should wear a diaper, so I can. Maybe I should wear a diaper, so I can show wherever I want. Yeah, I think my advice would be like, you know, when you feel like you want to or should be them, just don't. That's a good advice. Just don't. It's amazing.

Oh, kiss now. In front of people. Yeah, in front of people. There's the real advice. Whispering into the microphone. I would say just get real familiar with Miss Rachel and Blippy. Well, there you go. Start now.

Who's that? Yeah. Yeah. For the sake of your marriage, step up and change a diaper every once in a while. Dude, I know. My wife thinks I'm like, Chloe's like,

you have to change diapers. I'm like, put me on diaper, dude. I don't give a shit. I'll change a million diapers. It's a lot of diapers. It'll change a million diapers. Bring him out! Dude, that first,

because when you first have a kid, it's like 10 fucking diapers a day. Dude, watch this. That, what are you doing? Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh perm. Okay. Okay, so good, so good. No, but you know what? I will say. You see that shit dog? We got a homie who writes on the Simpsons, who gave me that,

who basically gave me that advice. He was like, just change the diaper no matter how bad it is. Like, just take it away and take care of that. Yeah. Because it's like, finite. Whereas like, when a baby's crying, you don't know when that shit's gonna stop. Totally.

So just change the diaper and then it's over. Yup. So Chris McElroy would like to know, there he is, Chris McElroy. McElroy, he goes, why is Todd our sound engineer and editor wearing a shirt? It's his hometown show, Todd show your titties.

Lights up, lights up, purple, lights up. Oh, he's already got it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. What a good boy. Yeah. Purple, purple, purple, purple.

It's up for Todd. Tits, tits. That was weird. That was cool. He was ready. Yeah. Did you write that, Todd Todd A. Tits, that was weird. That was cool. He was ready. Yeah. Did you write that, Todd? Yeah.

Yeah, Todd's like, oh, writing it, not his hand writing. He's so... The two who just kills it on the sound and is from Philly, show your titties. What? It did say Chris McElroy, aka Not Todd. Yeah. Oh, sure.

Interesting. Okay, it couldn't be Yeah. Oh shit, right. Okay, it couldn't be them. What was your favorite Christmas gift as a kid? Guys, oh, I know mine. One year my dad got me season tickets to the Oakland Athletics or IP, but tickets were like, Jesus, they were like five bucks. Your dad's dead?

That's what? No, the Oakland A's are dead. Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember the one Christmas, my dad got a bonus and we all got it. Oh, I thought you were saying something else, but I'm going. I got a bonus and we all got pop guns. What?

What are pop guns? Pop guns are like little, little corked guns where you go, yeah. It's on a string and then you bring it back. Oh, yeah. I remember when you were doing that. What was that bonus? Huh?

Yeah, dude. Your dad got a bonus, so he got you like a $3 pop-up. No, I know, I know. It's like, I got a bonus. I went to Parks Casino, lost it all. You got the pop-up. I know, yes, there's a later one. But you don't lose here at Parks Casino.

No, no. The loose is loose. Loose slots. Excite center Ben Salem. I remember, my mom said, I was like nine or 10, and my mom was like, okay, you can finally have a BB gun and my dad and my uncles I got so many fucking BB guns. I got a BB gun rifle with a snipe on it. I got a scope. I got handguns Sure BB handguns dude. I was like that before after you asked for trench coats

Cheers You in like doing new trench coat with my guns What's that for after you asked for trench coats? Right. Cheers. Oh, man. You and Mike going to do trench coat with my guns. Best Christmas ever. It's all working. I love that we're all over the place. You got season tickets to a professional athlete. That's crazy.

Yeah. And then you got wooden dog shit. OK. You got weapons. I was just going to say,'t remember getting a my pet monster. Oh yeah, those were sick. Those were fucking sick. And then you could take the handcuffs and like,

put them on yourself and like, break out, like, fucking... What? I don't really remember what that is, but you are the original... There was a stuff, a lot of stuff. There was a monster, you know? Like, I got a color television. Yeah. He was like the blue monster with the...

RC. I got a radio. The boom too. He was like the blue monster. RCA. I got a radio. The boob too. It has this new thing called FM. Any take backs and apologies? Any epic slams here for Ben Taylor? Dude, I'm just here trying to shout out the beer garden next door. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. This is just the one that I shot out of. Beer garden. Fuck a beer garden. Glass windows and shit. Yeah. Yeah Beer garden Windows and shit I mean I circled this one on the calendar. I was so excited to come a beautiful Ben Salem Yeah, and you guys did not it's a point. Yeah, yeah, honestly you guys were the quickest show to sell out So you fucking rock. Yeah, fucking go, man. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, I do we do Give away

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