This Is Important - Ep 18: Blake's December To Remember

Episode Date: December 22, 2020

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what's obviously the most important shit in the whole freaking universe. Today we talk about back in the day when like resources were thin, you're watching Nick at night, you got to do what you got to do. I deserve to be more drunk. I wish I was like six. I wish I was double the amount of drinks deep. Cut your fucking hair. Why are you afraid to cut your hair, you bitch? I'm not going to king shame you, but you like to jerk off the... Here we go. Start your engines. It's a hot one. It's a hot take. Well, Kyle's internet is... What is it doing, Kyle? My internet's chunking right now. It's just chunking like a moa.

Oh, I love that. We all know that classic internet term. When your internet chunks, get VPN. It is chunking because this is... We're not working right now. Everyone's kind of chunking over each other. We're chunking a little bit. I feel a little chunky. Oh, man. Especially this holiday season. I'm feeling chunky. Yeah. How's everybody's post Thanksgiving chunk coming? You know what? I was afraid to do a pre and post like that day. Because remember when I would

visit you, Kyle, I would gain like 10 plus pounds on over Thanksgiving? Yep. You hold the record. Oh, you were afraid to do a weigh in before? I was afraid to do the weigh in just by myself. Because now I'm... When I was doing it with Kyle, I'm 23, 24 years old. It's fun. It's funny. That's a young man chunk. You can put on the chunk, then you can easily lose the chunk. Now I'm afraid this boy's not losing the chunk. This boy has turned into a man,

boys to men, and I won't be able to lose the chunk. So I just weighed myself this morning, and I am up just a couple of LBs, like almost three LBs. That's not bad. I can lose that LBs, but I didn't weigh in the day of. Well, you know what they say, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. They do say that. That's what I heard. That's the saying I heard. I've never heard that. That's cool. Really?

No, people say that. No, I'm not saying that. But also, just don't be a fucking lazy ass, dude. That's if you eat and then you just never work out. You never do anything. You're not active. I think by the time we're at 40 on this pod, we're going to have just a sick little string of Adam's workout tips and body dysmorphia. Yeah. Dude, I'm fitness inspo on Instagram. That's my new thing.

Yeah. I have noticed you're leaning into that. I'm leaning into that. Yeah. I'm kind of going to be basically poor man's the rock. Right. You're stepping into the playbook. Yeah. I'm going to be a lot of like how to work out. I don't have a sick gym. I actually have a pretty wack ass garage that I work out in, and that's sort of my life. So if you're sick of the rock and his dope ass gym and him like saying, I don't got time to bleed and all kinds of cool catchphrases. And if you're sick of that, come over to me. I have minimal catchphrases.

I don't really know what I'm doing, and I'm just copying other people's workouts that I find online. Right. What catchphrases do you have? Yeah. I said minimal. Kyle, you're chunking. You're chunking a lot, Kyle. I know. I'm going to be chunking this whole app. Sorry about that.

Okay. Did you hear that? Because you sound like diarrhea. Remix, baby. Yeah, we got some diarrhea up. This is important. And sometimes when I mix up a workout, I say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's a little bit of a diarrhea. That's the OG one.

I like the high pitched one, the dance party diarrhea. Little did I know is that Pepto Bismol has been like going at this song and dance diarrhea for a minute. So there's a wealth of commercials to draw from. I would say little did anyone know. Yeah, a lot of people didn't know that. Yeah. But we're bringing it to him. I deep dove.

I didn't even know where you got that clip from. And then I was watching TV with the whole fam the other day. And my dad hears the Pepto Bismol diarrhea and he's like, yeah, baby, diarrhea. And I'm like, oh my gosh, I love that commercial. And I'm like, oh, shit. Blake straight up nabbed that one allegedly. Allegedly. He allegedly took that from a commercial.

I'm trying to be the guy on the street that people used to yell tight butthole to and now go, it's diarrhea guy. Okay. I also want that for you. It's going to happen. Yeah. Do we, was I just, I think I'm drunk again. My boy's drunk again.

Oh man. Hey, can I just say I wish I was more drunk last week. You were drunk enough. No, no, that's the thing. I wasn't. I thought that was one of my third drink. Listen, no one's saying you didn't drink a lot. You were drunk enough.

Well, no, it should have been for as much flak. As much fucking a flak I got. I deserved to be more drunk. I wish I was like six. I wish I was double the amount of drinks deep. Sure. Yeah. We got to do one.

We got to do a pod where we get really hammered. I'm actually switching over. I'm starting an event that I'm calling a December to remember is what I'm trademarking. Hopefully that's never been done before. No, I've never heard of that. Yeah. Not like on a jewelry commercial or anything. I've never heard of that.

No, I think that's a ridge. I don't know, but I mean, you're not like blacking out or what? Since, you know, we're not going to any holiday parties and I really won't have any chances to black out. I'm really looking forward to remembering December completely and I will be drinking NA beers for the month. NA beers. Don't drink beers.

Why even? So you're having a sober November or sorry, December. December to remember. Yeah, December to remember the whole name of the month. Right. I'm not drunk. I swear to God. So then why even drink the NA beers?

Because those are gross. Well, I want to taste test them. There's so many options. Last week I tried the Budweiser Zero and yeah, it's really pointless to drink, I felt. Yeah, it doesn't make NA sense to drink. Well, I feel like they all are pretty pointless to drink if they're not getting you drunk though. Right.

Kyle, let's ask this sober friend, Kyle. Do you, when you were first saying, you know what? I'm done drinking. I'm not going to drink anymore. Did you drink NA beers or were you like those are gross? Oh, I filled my fridge with them. There you go. Because it was like I needed, I felt like I needed to drink a beer, but.

Yo, I love that visual. I filled my entire refrigerator with that alcoholic beer. But then when you really break it down, it's like they don't taste good. They don't get you drunk. There's nothing good about them. It's kind of like. I disagree. Right now I'm trying this NA Heineken.

It's pretty freaking tasty. Yeah, but you could also just have a LeCroy, you know. I'm liking this. Yeah, drink water or like some, what is it, Mio? Little Mio squirt? Well, so, so what is this for? What is this, what is this for, Blake? Are you just trying to, you're tired of pissing out of your ass?

Is that what you're tired of? What are you, what are you? Waking up in. The cause of diarrhea. All right, we got to diversify the portfolio. That's the only downside. That's the only downside. Unless you are like blacking out a lot or you're driving into trash cans with your bicycle

and breaking other arms. Yeah, is that happening? That did happen over the quarantine. I did hit a garbage can. He did break his arm and you couldn't go shark diving with us during Shark Week. You had to sit on the boat. That's true. But I, I don't know, to me, like I, I grew up with an uncle and a stepdad who drank NA beers.

And I, oh, good for you. Good for you. I think they're kind of freaking cool. Dudes who drink NA beer or chicks that drink to NA beer. So this is part of you rebuilding your image? Yeah, I'm trying to go bad boy. Oh, okay. But then that's fine.

I get it. Had I was working out online, you're doing this. Yeah, I'm trying to give fitness inspo to the people. Sick. Ders, what are you trying to do? You're just still being a basic ass regular actor in TV and movies. Whack. Yeah, come on.

What's your 2021 vibe? I'm a non-alcoholic. Yeah, I got nothing. Whack. Fucking diversify, man. We already have a podcast. We're already branching out. That's it.

I'm podcasting now. I'm branching out. Podcasters. You're podcasters. Yeah. I'm a, I'm a recovering alcoholic. Adam is a fitness inspo guy. Guru.

I'm a fitness guru who says still an alcoholic. I'm not an alcoholic. The emptiness in your laugh was pretty cool. Fitness guru is still an alcoholic. Pause. I did. My parents just visited and man, we drank a lot. Those folks, they've been living at Lake of the Ozarks now for a couple years and they're just going for it.

Not a lot of NAs. They're a level of going for it as, as full steam ahead. And my parents didn't drink a lot when I was growing up. My dad actually didn't drink. Yeah, me neither. Uh, for like, from like when I was seven or eight till I graduated high school and then he started drinking again. Right. I'm gonna get back on it.

And then now he's like back on it, which I love. I think it's cool that you guys are all watching TV together. I feel like that's like a lost family thing that like families just sit and watch one thing together. Yeah. Well, what sucks is my dad's like, ah, son of a bitch. God damn it. Because he doesn't like streaming. He doesn't like not just being able to flip through the channels.

Wow. He's a surfer. He's pissed every time you'd like go to grab the thing and like go to turn it. And then it would just come back to the main screen. Right. Yeah. Where it's like, and he's like, ah, son of a bitch. Because he's pissed now.

He's pissed now because he wants to watch all the, all the, you know, the fun commercials, the life commercials and all the fun things that we're missing out on. Adam, were you the one who says flicking channels? Or is that Kyle? No, that's like flip off and flick off. I didn't flick off channels. Flipping. Somebody used to say flicking channels and I was like, it's flipping.

Yeah. Yeah. What are the shows that families watch? I mean, I watch sports with my family, but other than that, what is it? Like Masked Singer or something? Yeah. It used to be like American Idol. Yeah.

We watched a Masked Singer and my dad, although he's the one that turned it on, he was like, never seen this show. And I'm like, well, why are we watching it then? He goes, because it looks stupid as shit. And I'm like, okay, well, it seems like you wouldn't have turned it on if you hadn't watched it. And then he was like, guessing who it is. He's like really invested.

I'm like, it seems like you watch it. He's like, I might have seen it a couple of times, but it's dumb as hell. This part's good. Well, listen to this. Oh, this is good. Oh, I've got to see who the, Jenny McCarthy. Jenny McCarthy. Yeah, she gets it.

I just got to know who the cakehead is. I got to know who's the cake. It is a crazy show. And now they're doing the Masked Dancer. Yeah. Like they need to just mask off. Like how many Masked Versions could you get? Oh, they're going to spin that off.

Have Future host it. Mask off. That would be synergy. And yeah, and I understand that reference. What does that mean exactly for the listeners who doesn't? Mask off. It's a hot track. Our listeners know they're, they're young go-hards.

Well, some of them are. And some of them are our age. Some of them are knocking on 40. Children and families and maybe don't. Well, they still got to listen to Mask Off by Future. Come on. Well, some of them do. And some of them don't.

So it is a song by Future, Mask Off. Yeah, I guess I can cue it up and we can play us out with it at the end of the pod. Yeah. Oh, please. That's what they're going to wait. They're going to wait on. Wait till the end. Babe, I can't stop listening.

Mask Off is about to play. Do you guys think you could have a normal conversation with Future or no? A normal conversation? I don't even know who Future. Future is? I know who he is. I couldn't tell you what he looks like or what.

He looks fucking cool. Yeah, he looks like a lynx. I'm sure. I'm sure he's cool. He kind of looks like one of HR Giger's aliens has became a rapper. Oh, he's like tall as hell, right? Yes. He's like six, eight or something.

I don't know, he's six, eight. He's not like seven, three. Two chains, tall isn't he? I think I'm thinking of two chains. Two chains is like the lanky ass dude. Two chains is dope and he can ball. But Future just, I feel like if I was in an elevator with him and was just like, hell of a day.

Yeah, man. Like I just want to know what he would say if he'd be like, yeah, he'd say nothing or if he'd be like. Do you remember when Blake and I were at the NBA All-Star Game? When I did that weird song and dance with Queen Latifa and Jamie Foxx and Kevin Hart for the NBA All-Star Game in LA. And then I came out. It was so weird.

It was the weirdest. It was literally me, Queen Latifa, Jamie Foxx. Who else was there? Kevin Hart and like two other ludicrous. I shared a room with ludicrous and like our green room was the same room and he was getting his hair cut and he's like, anything you want to listen to Adam? Wow.

And then I go, oh, anything by word of mouth. Ready for ready for him to be like, ha ha ha. And he goes, nah, man. And I'm like, okay, anything else. I don't think you're going to have a good conversation with future either then. No, but I remember when me and Blake were at the game, the slam dunk contest and Migos had just won like the celebrity MVP and the celebrity All-Star Game and he had the trophy.

I believe Quavo. Quavo. Quavo. It was Quavo. Yeah. Migos. Right. It was three people.

That's right. Quavo. And I go, yo, so you won the trophy, huh? And he was holding it and he's like, yeah, man. And I'm like, where are you going to keep that trophy? Bad question. I'm just trying to spark up a conversation. He's sitting right next to me and he's like, I don't know, man.

And I go, are you going to put it like in your bathroom? You know, people put trophies in their bathroom and he's like, right, goofy. Nah. And I'm like, oh, okay. So you got a shelf or something? Like really trying to get a conversation going. And he goes, yeah, man, I got a shelf. That's cool.

All right. Okay. The cool thing, maybe he didn't even have him in a shelf. He was like, fuck, I don't know what to do. He was probably super high, just having a good time. I hope he was. I also kind of think he was probably really nervous to talk to Blake and me. He was like, oh, shit.

Yeah. Super starstruck. He was like, it's the guy with the hair. Yeah. He was like super starstruck by us, the guy with the hair, the short one that was just dancing with Queen Latifah, uh-oh, nervous. King, it's King Latifah. It's King Latifah.

You've done a lot of singing and dancing and I'm sure you're like under contract. But if you're on the, if you're one of the mask singers, can you like blink for us or something? Like how far away or are you currently masked up and doing the show? I cannot say. I cannot say if I'm a mask singer, if I sing with masks on or off. Oh my gosh. I feel like you're seasons away.

Can you say, have they come to you? Have they offered? Does Robin Thicke have your phone number? I don't know if Robin Thicke does, but someone over there does. And I will say that. Okay. You're built for that show, man. You're really built for it.

Short and squat. How am I doing guys? I moved a little closer to the router. Am I still chunking or what's up? You seem less chunky right now. Yeah. You seem a little less chunky. Everything feels a little bit smoother.

I moved upstairs. I'm sitting on the floor. I'm very zen right now. Okay. All right. Good, good, good, good. Well, don't come back in and take over the whole goddamn podcast we're talking about. Yeah.

Just fucking bulldozing the whole thing. What are you talking about? What did I miss? What did I miss? Just we're not doing that. No, no, we're not going, yeah. No, no, no, no. All right.

Where are we at? How are you doing with the podcast, Kyle? Because my mom is really worried about you. After last week, I kind of told her about the podcast and she had listened to a few episodes and she thinks we're giving it a little too hard to you. I'm going to take Penny's advice and I'm going to be nice as fuck to you from now on, at least during this podcast. I feel like you say that every weekend, then you rip them to shreds.

No, I don't. No, I don't. I always try to be nice to Kyle. And then at the end, he backtracks and then stabs me in the back when I'm trying to just love my buddy. I'm trying to kiss on my daddy, dude. I don't mind it. I don't know, it doesn't bother me.

It's just as an entertainer, it feels a little one note. You know what I mean? It feels like, I feel like I don't want it to become predictable. I would hate for our podcast to be like, I've heard that episode before, so I think it's good to switch it up. I think that's just good from an entertainment standpoint, bro. Yeah, that's absolutely right. So we got to find someone else to kind of dog on.

Hey, Blake, fuck you, man. Yeah, fuck you, Blake. See, I don't know, that's not the same. Cut your hair, you bitch. Think of how many episodes. Okay, okay, everybody. Fuck you, Blake. Cut your fucking hair.

Why are you afraid to cut your hair, you bitch? You know what? Looks like I'm chunking over here. I might have to log off. Okay? Yeah, that's a nice little defense mechanism. Yeah, it works. And I disagree.

I think yelling and ripping Kyle apart every week is money. It's like, I love Lucy. Come on, she's going to get into trouble every episode, okay? Yeah. That is, yeah, that's absolutely true. The fans, the fans need it. And the aruguloids, I feel like they also like it. They're like, you know what?

I like salads, but also I'm getting a kick out of this too. And I would venture to say people have been saying we are the I Love Lucy of podcast. And that's such a topical reference. And I think a lot of people are, you know, during quarantine, they're going back and they're watching all their classic favorite shows from their childhood, especially fans of our podcast, people that are in their 20s

and 30s and some in their early 40s. They really remember I Heart Lucy. I love Lucy. It's one of the... Yeah, I love Lucy. I Heart Lucy. It's I Heart Radio is our podcast channel. I actually might start a spin-off podcast where I watch

every episode of I Love Lucy and I just chit chat about it. That's what the people want. Yeah, thank you. Lucyleball, what a budget. I'm not pissed now. What else did I know that that show was like groundbreaking, game changer, super hilarious, still holds up? What else did she have?

I know she produced things, but did she star in other things? Like, did she ever cross? Lucyleball. Yes. Lucyleball. I don't know. I don't know if she did. I don't know if she did anything else except for that show.

Like, did she cross over into movies or like, did she have a podcast or, you know, that's actually really crazy. Yeah, if she doesn't have a podcast, was she even an entertainer? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I mean, at this point. I'm sure Desi Arnaz had a radio show or something like that that she was on. Desi Arnaz was a major player.

He bought RKO Studios after the Orson Welles era. Right, but wasn't she the business savvy one? Yeah, but I think it was a different time and Desi was kind of the guy making the deals. The puppet? She had her fucking fist up his butt and was like talking with him. You got some spending to do. There we go. Can I just say I'm looking up some Lucyleball right now?

Yeah. She's for like, even though she looks, even when she's younger, she still looks like she's your grandmother just because that style and hairdo. But kind of a babe. Babe grandmother, right? She was hot. Yeah. Fucking crush on that.

When I'd be home sick from school. Did you really? Yeah. What's up with like black and white porn? Wait, you jerked off to Lucyleball? Yeah, for sure. Ew. And Patty Duke?

Patty Duke on Nick at Night, for sure. Who's Patty Duke? Yeah, what the hell? Don't make the noise, dude. Patty Duke, the Patty Duke show. It was about twins, but it was played by one lady, Patty Duke. Okay, yeah, this woman's pretty, for sure. My old time lady was Mary Tyler Moore.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was my, that was my speed. Come on. It's also weird because my mom would get that she looks like Mary Tyler Moore, kind of a lot, like when we're out and about. Yeah, that is weird. Yeah, but I wasn't like jerking off like this creep.

I was a child, I'm like eight years old and I'm going. Yeah, baby. And I'm going like, oh yeah, that woman's pretty, like my mom's pretty. I bet you'd take care of me and give me food. I bet you'd love and appreciate me the way my mom does. I love Mary Tyler Moore. We got, let's get out of this one. Whoa.

Patty Duke is Shawn Aston's mom and you look like Shawn Aston. So what is going on there, dude? I do look like Shawn Aston, but I don't know who Patty Duke is. I just looked her up. She's a pretty woman, but I'm talking about Mary. Patty Duke is Shawn. Wait, Adam, what Kyle's saying is that Patty Duke is Shawn Aston's mom. You, you look like Shawn Aston.

Uh-huh. True. So do I want to fuck you? Right. And I feel like we've covered this. Oh, okay, yeah. You fucking idiot. Good radio.

Yeah, what the fuck, man. Yeah, this, we've already, it's already well established that he would marry me. Oh yeah, Catalina. Yeah, to, to take my boat to Catalina and fuck me on the boat. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads.

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like the old school. Oh, well, I mean, Sophia Loren, like there's some rails. I mean, you obviously have a weird, like, kind of, I'm not going to kink shame you, but you like to jerk off the old school footage of TV starlets. I'm not saying I do it now. I'm not going to kink shame you, but you like to wrap your nuts in tinfoil and stick them in the microwave.

Oh, that's good. I'm not on Pornhub, like, hitting, like, 60s sitcom bays. I think you are. Is that a category on the hub? I'm saying back in the day when everything is a category. Take it to the hub. Wow. But I'm saying back in the day when, like, resources were thin

and you're watching Nick at night, you got to do what you got to do. No, because come on, MTV, like, Beach House is on. What do you mean? Don't get me started on, oh, say, can you say? Hey, first of all, Blake, Ders is the oldest person we know. He wasn't watching Beach House. Beach House is when we were kids. He had to watch old black and white, old timey.

Oh, maybe, like, I dream of Jeannie. Oh, boy, come on. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, my God, Ders. Oh, wasn't the guy, who was the one, the dude in one of those old shows, like Hogan's Heroes or something, where he was, like, a total porn addict, or not a porn addict.

He was, like, addicted to fucking and him and his buddy would, like, film each other and make their own homemade pornos. And then he got murdered. Yeah, that movie, the autofocus movie is off the chain. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, who was in it? It was, like, Greg Keneer or someone.

I love me some Greg. Keneer plays the dude and his best friend is played by Willem Dafoe. And he's, like, a, he's, like, a gearhead that's, like, a photographer and gets all this, like, early camcorders from Japan and stuff. And then they just started filming pornos. And there's a great line where they're, like, sitting watching their fuckfest from the night before. And he's, like, hang on a second.

Pause it. Who's, uh, who's hand is that on my ass? And Willem's, like, that's, that's mine. He's, like, what do you mean it's yours? He goes, well, I have my thumb in your ass. You didn't seem to mind. Hot, hot, hot, hot. I like that.

They freak out. He's, like, what are you talking about? Hot, hot, hot. He's, like, hey, it's a, what do you call it? He's, like, it's a grab-and-go or some shit. I gotta check that out. Yeah, it's a classic grab-and-go. Oh, my God.

You know? I'm a big Keneer fan. So good. I think my, with this count as an old-school lady, I, I, I kind of thought, uh, Gina Davis was hot. What do you want? I like her in, uh, yes. Gina Davis is unbelievably beautiful in Earth Girls or Easy. Gina Davis was super hot.

She's kind of weird-looking. No. Oh, man. I didn't, no, that's not my reference. That's not my reference. My reference. Fly? League of their own?

It was League of their own. Yeah. Super hot. Yeah, well, she's so hot. She's the star. Yeah, but also League of their own, she was a babe, dude. She's the star of the movie. She's a super hot movie.

Yeah, but now I look back, I like her younger sister, Kit. Right? Is that her name? Kit or Kat? Well, that's not, that's not like- Oh, you talking about- Kit, I think. Yeah, from Free Willy.

You look like you're seeing a ghost. Bro, she was, she was great. What was that woman's name? He's hot. Tank girl. What, what was her name? She was one of the first people I saw, I saw her when I first moved to California in Venice Beach with her, she, remember she had a shaved head for a while?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can do this. Don't tell us the name. Don't look it up. We can do this. She was in, in the army now. She was roller skating, sorry, skateboarding barefoot down the street in Venice, holding a bottle of red wine.

Wait, roller skating barefoot? No, no, no. She was, sorry, skateboarding barefoot down the street holding a bottle of red wine. And I was like, welcome to California, man. This is the coolest fucking place. Lori Petty? That is her name. That is her name.

God, I think she went to my college roommate's high school and that was his claim to fame. Claim to fame? Yeah, somewhere in Iowa. She was great. Oh, that he was. No, like that she went to his high school. He was like, that's how cool I am. And I was like, that's fucking sick.

Yeah, that's super dope. Yeah. And she was roller skating while skateboarding? Yeah, Lori Petty rules. That's amazing. No, she was skateboarding, man. Hairfoot. God damn it.

She was skateboarding hairfoot. Tank girl, she could do it. Welcome to California, baby. We've established that I am drunk again. I'm drunk again off my caffeine high. I'm riding too high off the fiend. Wait, by the way, Gina Davis is like shockingly beautiful. Yeah.

The bone structure on that. We were talking about like, and also Gina Davis is a little old. We're talking about women that are now in their 70s or 80s. That's what we're talking about. We're talking about like grandma style. This is important. Welcome to our, like Gina Davis is what could be like what? Like an older sister, like a little too young to be your mom, probably.

Yeah, she's 50s something. Right. Gina Davis. Yeah. Gina Davis, man. No, she's like 70, dude. Are you kidding me? Yeah, you guys think you're younger than you are.

It's snow, dude. No, get the fuck out of here. How old is Gina Davis now? Look it up. I'm going to say she's 53. No way. No. I'm going to say, yeah, 55.

She's almost 70. No, she's like 67. Yeah, I'm with you, Blake. He's got to be up there. No, she was 13 in a league of their own. Oh my gosh. No, she's almost 70, if not 70. She's 64.

That's exactly what I just said. 64. She's 64. No. You're 10 years old. She's 64. 64. So I was three years old.

So I got it. So yeah, she is our mom's age. And so Blake wants to fuck his mom. That's weird, dude. And it's a whole circle back, baby. What are you? That's weird, dude. How come everybody's sitting?

No, that's not what I'm saying. That's kind of your thing. And that's fine. Maybe that'll be the thing that everyone likes about this episode. It's this, because we're not beating up Kyle. OK, well, I think they're going to like that you beat off to Nick at night, OK?

Yeah. It's an Oedipus complex. Everybody here got that. No. Oh. What does that mean? An Oedipus complex is when you want to fuck your mom and kill your father.

Correct, it is. Oh, it's got to be both? Huh. It has to be both. It's not just fuck your mom. That's just kink shaming. I got news. If you fuck your mom, that's going to kill your dad.

Yeah, true. You can do it all in one stroke. Yeah, admittedly, dad would be pretty salty on that. Yeah. Yeah, that'll break his tart. And that's cool that I know that my parents listen to the podcast. So this is going to be fun for them. There's going to be a fun little few minutes for them.

It's going to be a fun drive to the supermarket. Mine don't. But they were the ones complaining that we pick on Kyle so much for, so be careful what you ask for, you know what I mean? Yeah, see what happens when we let him loose? Mike. Yeah, totally. He sets us up.

I didn't mean that we all had it. I was just relating it to us in like a way, but we don't. None of us have that. Right. No, absolutely not. Nah, nah, we don't have that. You guys ever watch, you ever see the graduate? No.

Yep. Not enough. Of course. I mean, I did. I have. What's her name? Is that Mel Brooks' wife? Oh, I don't know her name.

What's her name? Stunner. This is like the golden age of Hollywood, correct? Is that what we're talking about? No. Yeah, the graduate kind of kicked it off. No, golden age. We're talking like.

And Bancroft. Oh, yeah. No clues. Jesus Christ. No one remembers who this woman is. I just pretended. Yeah, I know Kyle's just saying, oh, yeah, I know. I know it because he's a director, so he has to pretend he's seen films.

He's like, oh, the graduate. Yes, my favorite. Well, it was either like, it was either right there in that moment, it was either, oh, yes, or the golden age of Hollywood is actually the 30s. Is it? Yeah, it's the 30s. Yeah, for sure. No, the golden age of Hollywood is when Fight Club came out,

and the next year was the Matrix. Fuck y'all, dude. No, the golden age was in 1994, when Jim Carrey came out with Ace Ventura, Mask, and Dumb and Dumber on the same year. That was the golden age. Okay, get at me, Hollywood Historians. How are you not hitting the sound board?

Shekaka, thank you. Man, redo. Shekaka, Shekaka. There we go. Thank you. Two Shekakas. Oh, I'm like, what? Yeah.

Hey, Kyle, how often when you go into a meeting and someone references, because you're not very well studied when it comes to knowing. Movies? Movies. Well, that's kind of not true, but what's that? Well, I think it kind of is. Hey, no, no, no, he's seen 10 movies, but go ahead. You've seen 10 movies.

How often does someone, like a producer or something, say like, oh, a deep cut movie, and you are like, because I do it sometimes, but I'm sure as a director, it happens to you so much more where they're like, oh, yeah. And you remember this film from like 1964, and you're like. Well, tune. Well, that's true. I mean, no, no, you're.

But like a deep cut because you're not a true cinephile. You're not like studying films all day, every day. I'm getting more so, I'm more so getting there now. Like I just watched Citizen Kane a year ago for the first time. I had never seen that before. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay, good.

Because I wasn't interested in studying it. I was more interested in making the films. You know what I mean? And just the craft of doing it. But yeah, you're right. No, I get it. Wait, Kyle, is that your argument that you're like, I don't watch movies.

I make movies. That's what it was. Yeah, for sure. You know that doesn't work, right? Okay. Well, now, now he knows and he's, and he's doing it. Are you having a laugh? How do you handle a line?

Do you say, oh, I didn't see that, or do you do a classic? Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm that guy. Because that's what I do. I, for sure, I lie almost, I would say 80% of the time. 20%, I'll go like, you know what, I don't know that one. But most of the time, more than most of the time,

I will go like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like, I'll do that when it comes to actors and actresses. Like, I'll definitely be like, oh, right, I remember him or I remember her. But not when it comes to movies and plots. Right. When it comes to movies and plots, I'm just like, I'm not lying.

You know what I mean? Right, because you're watching it for shots. Sure. In case they have a follow-up question and they're like, so what did you think of this plot device? Were they, and then you have to be like, oh, yeah, I haven't seen that one in a while. Right.

I can breeze past like an actor and an actress and just be like, yeah, or like this actor or this actress. Like, you can kind of do that. Or someone that I know. Right. Exactly. Or one of my friends. From Mortal Kombat the movie.

Yeah. Yeah, I find that sometimes people will be like, you know what's their name or like your friends with it. And I'll be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they continue with it. Like, so yeah, I was just talking to them the other day. And you're like, yeah, I actually don't know that person at all. Right.

Angelica Houston. Yeah. Yeah. And I'll be like, yeah. And you're just like, mm-hmm, sure. Jelly? I probably met them at a Comic-Con when I was blackout and they remembered the time I met them and I don't at all.

Jelly. Well, that happens to me. I would say that specifically from you, where people being like, yo, dude, I'm Blake's homie. And then I have to, well, this is in the before times when I actually would go out places and see people that I didn't know. But I would always get people to be like, yo,

I'm homies with your friend Blake, man. And then I have to like have a conversation with them for like 10 minutes. And then I kind of put in it together like, oh, he doesn't really know Blake. He like was at a bar once with him. Yeah. And for some reason, they feel like they have a connection

with you that then they go like, hey, we're really good friends. The next time I see one of these guys, I have to let them know that they're YouTube friends. Well, next time just FaceTime me and show me the person and, you know, we'll sort it out. That always works. And then you could be real harsh with this. Like, I don't, I do not know that man.

I don't know. I'm sorry, man. Walk away. I do not know that man. Run. I don't know this person. Get the hell out of there. I just turned it wrong.

See ya. Kyle, what are your five most as well? Let's do this two ways. As a director, what are your three most influential movies? And then just as a movie fan, what are your three favorite movies? Just so we can get inside that brain of yours and not make funny or whatever. Oh, well, yeah.

I think my one of my top influential films is The Wrestler. Okay. Tight. The Wrestler. Sick movie. Very nice. That's that's up there. I'm an old piece of meat.

Is what? What did you say? The Wrestler with Mickey Rourke, Aronofsky. Oh, yeah, you love The Wrestler. That is true. Uh, and I also love The Big Lebowski. But Big Lebowski is so underrated. Yeah.

I was just talking about this the other day. Absolutely not. It's, it's perfectly rated. I feel like people love The Big Lebowski. No, no, no, no, no. It's underrated because the swing that the Coen brothers took with that fucking movie with like, it's insane. It's crazy.

And for some reason you just go, it all works together. For some fucking crazy reason, all that stuff together works. And it should. There's like, there's like literally like the dude days. There's like holidays surrounding. People obsess over it. You're right. There's Lebowski Fest.

There's, there's all that stuff. I know, but I'm saying as like a film, I'm saying as like, not like, oh dude, we used to get stoned and watch that shit all the time. I'm saying like, what those guys did, they like created a whole new genre in that movie. And I think they get the love for that. I really do. I don't think they get it for that movie from like film critics. I think you might be right.

Stoner dudes are like whatever and film critics are like Fargo Millers crossing. And you're like, all right. Yeah, I watched that movie. I remember I got, when I was doing, I used, when I was a kid, I would do voices on the radio and get free tickets to movie premieres and like concerts and shit. And they gave me and my dad a ticket to go see The Big Lebowski. But I'm in like seventh grade, sixth, seventh grade. So it was way over my head.

I remember just leaving going like, I don't know what the fuck I just watched. And it wasn't until I watched it when I was like 19 or whatever that I was like, oh, that was actually great. Dude, I saw The Big Lebowski right when I was making like stuff with my friends and I watched it and I was like, what? That felt like the most natural film I've ever seen in my life. Like the performances had to have been improvisational. They had to have been like, what did the actors like bring to that?

Like what? And then when you go and you actually do your research on that movie and you're like every word, every punctuation was thought out by the Coens, right? And you're like, oh, so this is a testament to fantastic writing and a testament to the fucking best performances I've ever seen. Like all those guys made that shit feel right there in the moment. Very casual and just so sick, dude. But this is what I'm saying is you have that where you're like, oh, they're just recording

these friends talking. Then you have Julianne Moore coming in and doing like that whole fucking thing. And it works. And you have the other Lebowski being very performative. You know what I mean? And you have Philip Seymour Hoffman very kind of doing his own different thing. And for whatever reason, somehow Terror Reid steals the whole fucking movie. Yeah, yeah.

With the toe. Exactly. Like how do you get that? I mean, that's just that's just good performances, man. That's like PTA level performances. And the dream stuff fucking unreal with like the Vikings and like. I mean, great soundtrack. Soundtrack bangers, dude.

So what's your next one, Kai guy? You're on a roll. I think I would actually go to, I think I would actually go talk about Paul Thomas Anderson and talk about either Boogie Nights. I think I got to talk about Boogie Nights because that's like just Yeah, Boogie Nights rules. Fucking so good. Again, great performances, great shots, great story.

Julianne Moore. Like great tone. It's like, you know, funny at times and fucking really like heart wrenching. A lot of the times too. It's like, I love that. I love when I'm laughing in one scene and then I'm like kind of fucking feeling. In the next. But mostly Walberg's cock in that one shot.

Yeah, well, that's that's his best performance of all time. Right. Yeah. I mean, that was the cherry on top for you, Kai guy. I don't know. I heart Huckabees. He's pretty cool. Fear.

Yeah. Just sort of that fear. Right. Fear is good too. That's very true. Oh, fear, man. He rules in fear. Yeah.

Huckabees was good as well. For sure. Welcome to my dojo. I mean, it's good. What's that guy's name? Gungnay. The Yeller. Who made that movie?

What's his name? Screamer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dan or David. I don't know. Oh my God.

Where do you stand, Kyle, on the first 45 minutes of blow? The greatest movie of all time. The greatest first 45 minutes of all time. Well, now that's me as probably, so Der has also asked as a movie watcher. Like, blow is really fun for me to watch. I love watching that. Yeah.

Because I get fucking juiced. It's like the rise to the top. It's very fun. And Pee Wee Herman's crushing. Dude, Paul Reumann slays on that movie. I used to watch that movie every night before going to bed like a psychopath. Yeah, you love that.

I loved it. I would watch it as I'm going. Well, I slept on a couch for like two years of my life. So I would just, I'd be in the living room about to go to bed and I'd just put it on and watch the first 45 minutes as I'm falling asleep and then turn it off. Because then it gets kind of sad and you're like, oh, it's nice depressing.

But the first 45, when he's just like a kingpin. He's peeking. Weed dealer. So you don't like the latter half of that movie? No, I like the latter half too. But I'm like, I'm not trying to go to bed being like, oh, this poor guy lost everything. I'm just trying to go to bed being like that.

Drugs rule. Yeah. I'm going to have nice dreams. Yeah, just saying drugs rule. That's a major cautionary tale. You should probably spend the next 10 years of your life just watching the second half. Funny how life changes.

No, I've seen it and I get it. The thing is deal weed, not cocaine. Hello. Smoke weed every day. The best part of the whole movie is Penelope Cruz in the wind suit at the end. Oh, damn. I miss her.

God, Penelope Cruz rocked. She looks fucking cool. What happened to her? She was sick. She's still doing it. She was in Zoolater too. Come on. Hell yeah.

Yeah, what happened to her? He has cocaine in the trunk. He's got cocaine in the trunk. And then bust his ass. Oh, man, I was so mad at her. But you know who killed it in the same vein with Sharon Stone in Casino? Where it's just like the woman in the relationship

who's basically sticking her neck out on the line for the guy and she's like, fuck this, this is insane. We have a family to raise and just throws it all into the fire. That's kind of a cool role is the cocaine queen. In most of those cocaine movies. The wife of the king or the actual Iron Man charge queen? Yeah, it's like Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface and Penelope Cruz. Well, you know how they're turning every movie,

Hollywood's turning every movie on its head and like making the women be the leads now? And I want to be the cocaine queen. I want to be like the just the, I want to play like the coped up wild man husband who is she's making all the money. And you're like, I can't control this hot piece of ass. That's what my wife is saying.

My wife is going like, I can't control this hot piece of ass. I'm only keeping around because of his thick, juicy ass. Look at that ass. And then gratuitous ass shots of me like walking around the pool. You're always in a speedo. You're like, honey, come here. And you're just like, she's like, ah, she has berries in her face and your ass.

Like how guys always like crumbled to their knees and just put their face right in her crotch. Like baby, I'm so sorry. I just want to go home. Yeah, exactly. That's those are the roles I'm trying to get right now. That's why I'm working out my fitness, trying to be a fitness inspo. Oh, so it all comes back.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. How is it playing? Because that is true, Dersey. You've been playing these, you get roles that Blake and I do not get, the hot boy roles, the hot husband. Not too hot. He's just, he's home, isn't he? He's just home.

Hot enough. Yes, stoked you married him. Right, right. What's that like, man? Well, you get both. You get stoked to married him and then like, oh, he seems like a great guy, but he's actually a cheating bastard. I turn on everyone.

And that's why ladies at the airport fucking flip me off. Do they? They're like, fuck you from the intern. That's right. Yeah, well, explain your role in the intern and why the women hate you. The movie, the intern starring Adam Devine and Anne Hathaway and Robert De Niro. Bobby De Niro becomes an intern for Anne Hathaway, who runs this big like internet clothing store.

I'm her husband. She's at work all day and I get lonely. Watch it on a plane. It's a great plane movie. It's probably being watched on a plane right now. Daddy gets lonely, steps out. The Anne knows. She confronts me.

I apologize. She stays with me. Game changer of a movie. Wow. Yeah. Well, didn't have to. Could have left your ass. Oh my God.

And a lot of women are mad. They're mad at you. Day one on that movie was me crying with Anne Hathaway. Oh, that was the first day? Oh, what a brutal first scene. It was so rough. Oh my God. Got to rewatch that.

I didn't realize you cried. How did you cry? Because you don't cry that often. Yeah, what did you do? How did you do that? Yeah, you are a robot. Did you use the tear sticks? Let's get real.

Let's get real here, ready? You ready to get real for the first time on the pod? Yeah. I squeezed my nuts really hard. Let's go. Get ready. I'll get real. I was like, yo, you got to get in fucking gear for this.

This is Anne Hathaway. It's a big movie. You don't do this. Nancy Meyers. Nancy Meyers, director. Big writer, director. World famous. You have to step up.

You have to deliver, especially because in the audition, Anne cried when we did our one-on-one thing. She's so fucking good. She's so good. She cries exactly what she's supposed to. And I was like, fuck. So day one, I had just had a friend pass away, RIP Trip Healy, my man.

And I was like, just think about your homie, how much you miss him, start to cry, and get into gear. And five minutes before, as I'm doing my thing in the corner, I'm like, this is the fucking worst idea, the dumbest fucking shit. My homie, Trip, would be like, what the fuck are you doing? Put the picture of him away, and just go tell someone to put eye drops in your eyes. So I was like, fuck this.

So you almost were method, and then you decided not to do it? I was just like, this is so fuck. I have a real friend who died. I'm not going to use that to pretend to cry for a movie. Interesting. And I was sad. And then I was like, OK, what's the scene? And I was like, the scene is sad.

You can be sad. And then I never cried, so they had to have someone come what, blow the menthol in your eyes. Yeah, tear sticky or whatever. I fucking love those things. When we use those, I only had to use them once in workaholics when I was cutting my dick off. And I was like, yeah, give me more.

I love it. Yeah, so it's like a menthol. You know when you have a cough drop, and then you put on your fucking mask these days, or you're chewing gum with your SARS mask on, and the fucking COVID. Yeah, but I have SARS. I mean, you get that fucking little wind of peppermint

blowing on your eyes, and you're like, oh shit, that's essentially what we're talking about here. And I love that story, Dersi. That was a beautiful story. Can I say that Blake fucking missed a prime time opportunity that when he was being very real for the first time in the podcast, that's when you should have done, yeah, baby, yeah, right in the middle of it, man.

Why don't you cry about it? I mean, I thought we weren't doing that today. I thought we weren't cutting each other. I thought we were kind of, you know, just. What? No, we're not picking on you. Shut the fuck up, Kyle. That's not it. We're not cutting on it.

That wouldn't have been cutting on Ders. That's delivering a funny ha ha, a gig for our listeners. You know, because they're here for the gigs. They're here for the ha ha's. I disagree. That's my bad. This is your worst day at the sound board. I must say.

I have an explanation. I just wasn't set. Because you came out hot. You're like, look at all my new things. And then it's like. No, my shit wasn't, my shit's not set. My shit's not set. What do you mean?

It's like, okay. Did you just recently have a homie die? No, I did not. Well, then what's your fucking excuse? I just didn't get my sounds to a little bit before, and I was having technical issues, but I finally have figured out how to have like, more than just 10 sounds.

So. Soundboard chunking. Okay. Well, we're. Well, that checks out. My shit wasn't ready. Okay. Okay.

It was a little chunky. Yeah. Soundboard chunking over there, baby. Yeah. Well, what, you know, what can I do? Rubber. Soundboard chunking. So wait.

So you didn't tell the story of when you were at the airport. It was like right after, it was like after the intern had been playing for a little while, you got women coming up to being like, how dare you? Oh yeah. They had just watched it on the airplane, and then they see me and just fucking flying punch me. Yeah.

I did have one woman push me. Like, like playfully. Really? Like, I don't like you. And she like pushed my shoulder. And I fell off, fell into a garbage can. And I fell down some stairs, honey. No, but yeah, it's, it's part of the, it's part of the gig.

So guys, come, come play the husband, the boyfriend. Cry your eyes out. Yeah. I'm trying to be a sexy bad boy. That's all I, I want. And I, I don't see it in the cards exactly, but that's, that's. But why? What the fuck would be fun about that?

Playing the sexy bad boy. Oh, what's fun about this? You're working. Yeah. Well, working's cool. But if you just have to pick your. I don't know, I get that, but like to shoot for it, like why would you, I don't know.

Yeah. But are you looking at my face right now? Oh, shit. I hope we're rolling on that. Because it's fun to play something different. The cause of diarrhea. You know, that's the cause of diarrhea. Cause Adam's always fun and fun loving and like lovable and all that.

And I'm sure he wants to be the guy who's like, actually fuck you. And everyone's like, whoa. Well, I do say that my dream would be to do like the movie fear, basically with Mark Wahlberg, where you're like, oh yeah, he's a great boyfriend. We love him. Every, everybody seems to like this guy and then just turn. And I'm actually a fucking psychopath.

Do you think you would get taken seriously? Yeah. I definitely think if you took a turn into your fucking insanity, that would be fun. Yeah. I think, I think you could turn into your insanity really well. And it would, it would be like not in a comedic way, but in a very dark way.

It would be awesome. Do you think America would let you do that now? Oh yeah. Do you think in a movie theater people would laugh? I'm sorry. Is America your boss? Wait, I'm not saying like, I'm saying, do you think America would interpret him as a serious scary guy?

Or would they be like, I think it would work. Yeah, I think it would work. I know you. I'm talking about the general pop. I'm pissed now. You know what I'm saying? You got to try it, I guess. You got, I think you just got to try it.

I don't know. That's why you go out on a limb. Well, also like, would you think that people would take after Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore would take Sandler seriously? And then they do. And I don't. I never have. I think it sucks when he tries to be serious.

Have you seen all those? Wait, really? I'll see. I love it. And then the same with Robin Williams. Robin Williams killed it. Wait, what? What?

Wait, hold on. Let's talk about Sandman for a second. What's the matter? What's Adam Sandler does great in those roles? I disagree. I don't think he does. I don't think I don't. What roles are we talking here?

What movies? I mean, we can talk about PTA's movie Punch Drunk Love. Punch Drunk Love? I would have loved to seen anybody else in that role. What about Uncut Gems? That movie fucking rocked. I'm going to go to Uncut Gems next. But Uncut Gems was a better movie.

And it would have been an amazing movie. He killed it. Yeah, he crushed. I also think he crushed him. Even in Rain Over Me, he did a great job. I don't know what the fuck that is. And no one else does because they don't want to see that shit. That's the one with fucking Don Cheadle, bro.

The post-911 one. Hate it. No one. Yeah, hated. Thank you. I fuck with the cobbler. But that's my point is that if he was killing it, I would, you would say that name that movie.

And I would go, oh yeah, of course that one and everyone else would too. But no one's seen that shit. Well, even I said two and you know what they are. And so like he did a great job. And people accepted him as that. No, sir, I don't like it. Who?

Huh? Nobody accepted him as that. Who liked him in Uncut Gems? No, Uncut Gems. Yeah, he was great. I loved him. Kyle, I'm with you. I think Sandler does a great job.

I don't mind. People liked him in Uncut Gems and everyone's like, he got snubbed for an Academy Award. It's like he didn't get snubbed. He wasn't awesome. Oh, wow. Shut the fuck up. You're wrong.

He didn't give a fuck about that FYI. That's not why he did it. I think he did. Because he liked the script and liked the character. He doesn't care what people think about him. Let's get him on the pod. I'm on right now. Who do do do?

Yeah. The worst Sandler impression of all time. I just think you're being a little tough on the guy, man. He fucking. I think so too. And we can't be tough on guys? No, you can, but he just is like a homie. And I'm like, I back him up.

So I feel like. So what do you want me to do? Be like, do you want me to not say how I feel? No, I just think that like you are contradicting yourself in saying that he was good in in uncut gems. Therefore your initial statement was a little bit kind of. I thought it was fine. I just don't believe him in these things.

That's all. Yeah. Okay. I feel you. I feel you can have your opinion. That's cool. But then what about there's other actors? What about Robin Williams?

When he when you said that, I said he killed it in like goodwill hunting or whatever. Yeah. Right. So right. I'm not saying no one crosses over. The whole beginning of the thing was, do you think America in general would would believe you

as the scary mean guy or would it be? No, I think I don't think I'd be. I think I would be like a little bit of a psychopath. And I think if it's turned on the head where I'm exactly what you think I am at the beginning of the movie, I'm like a fun loving guy that everybody kind of is just like, oh, this guy's fun. I like having him around.

And then all of a sudden I turn. I think that's a good plot device in a movie where you're like, oh, what a fun turn. I didn't see that coming. Right. Then you take your shirt off. They would invest in the character. And then they see those abs.

And then I wear the that the the ads that I'm going to get and my fucking cheeks. Yeah. I was going to say the tattoo of that goat man on your back. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I I want to see you in that role. I want to see Ricky Gervais in that role. There's like a lot of comedians.

I would love to see like that. Wait, what? Yeah, I would also like to see that. I mean, look, Jim Carrey, the fucking man. And then you put him in like the number 23. And he's like, yeah. And you're going, no. That wasn't a great grip though, right?

No, that's not a great one. Yeah. But Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, that movie ruled. And he was great in it. Yeah. He crushed. And he was great after the Riddler. I thought he was fine.

And you just had to pick the the correct movie. I know, but I thought he was fine. Check out that. Did you like that movie or or I mean, his performance was good. I didn't love that movie, but I thought he was fine. And it seems like you like people when they just play in their lanes. And I like that too.

Because I mean, there's a reason Sandler keeps going back to the well of making his type of movies because people just fucking love him in that realm. I mean, by the way, I'm not a huge Sandler guy like period. So that doesn't help either. OK. But no, it's a very limited lane like John Candy in JFK. It's interesting.

Like small part, but it was like, whoa, holy shit, this dude is like this fucking Louisiana guy now. That's weird and crazy. And he pulled it off. Some people will do it. Some people do it. Mm hmm. Yeah, I don't know.

I think he'd be a hater. Yeah. I think he'd sip in a big glass of Haterade. Haterade. Dude, you're sipping so much goddamn Haterade right now, Durs. It's cool, though. That's our opinion about your opinion. Right.

That's why I just go, OK. Yeah, yeah, I know. Well, Dursy, I think you can very easily get out of your pigeon hold existence as the hot boy husband and, you know, play a super fun loving swinging cat. Oh, dude. And that's my fucking dream role is like, I keep saying to our manager,

can I just be a fun living, fun loving swinging cat? OK. Maybe it could roller skate and skateboard at the same time. Here we go, Blazer. Durs, what would your role be if you were going to, like, reestablish yourself as something? Like, what would you want to take on where people would be like, oh, whoa, damn, I didn't see that coming.

But you think you could kill. I want to see Dursy as a little bit of an action hero. That's what that's my vote for your career. You've already kind of done that, though. I would love to. If I want to do the thing I would want to do right now next would to just be like what Adam does, which is like the ridiculous friend of the person who's

like crying about some girl, you know, I think that would be fun to be like the absurd dude who gets to say the most insane shit. But they don't want to see me be insane because they're like, ew, frack I chill, you know. Right. You're too hot to be insane. Right.

Hey, 80s movie villain. You're too hot. I don't know what my neck is too long. I don't know what it is. Now grow your hair out. No, I'm not saying people should stay in their lane. I think that it is a fucking it's a it's a hard needle to thread. Not many people can do it.

And you guys think some people can do it that I don't, you know. I get that. Yeah, I do love watching people put themselves out there. And I guess I do give them a tremendous amount of credit for even just stepping out of their lane in general. So like because I think that that takes guts and takes like, you know, it just takes it's a tough thing to do. So I maybe I am giving people more credit than just the role

at face value for even stepping outside of their lane and taking the risk as a performer because that takes guts. You know what I mean? It's it's cool. I like that. It's also rolling the dice as far as like your career goes. You you want at the end of the day when you're when we're all fucking old people and we're just like on our deathbed,

you want to look back and be like, oh, I did. I did step out of what I do all the time and I tried a little bit of everything. And then maybe you try something and everyone's like, absolutely not. Never that again. Then just don't you don't do that shit again. But or maybe you do it and people are like, oh, I fucking did not expect him to be like a psychopath in this movie.

And that opens up a whole other, you know, segment of your career that you never thought was possible. You know what I mean? Like like I'm doing a lot of I've been doing the last few years are like rom-coms where I'm like the cute guy that gets the girl at the end. And I never saw that coming in my fucking life. If you would have told me when we were all 23, 24 years old and we're like on the precipice of creating workaholics that I was going to be like a romantic comedy guy,

I would have gone your fucking nuts. But then the opportunity arise and I was like, OK, I guess I'll roll the dice on this. I guess I it comes down to like I appreciate I know what you're saying about people stepping out of their comfort zone. I don't think that that's that big of a deal. I think you are being a little generous with your like, hey, just because you did that movie, I'm going to give you props. Like I don't think it takes that much guts to do that.

I think people get bored being the same guy and they're like, oh, here's my opportunity to be a weirdo. And they're like, I'm going to do it to say like, fuck you. You can't control me or pigeonhole me. I'm going to show you how good I am, how diverse my portfolio is. Well, the the guts, when people say guts, like acting, it takes no guts. There's no guts. That's not true.

Yeah, I disagree with you. Well, no, I would say to do some things, it takes guts. Yeah, I think it does. But I mean, sure. But like really, we're just acting. It's not real guts. It's no one out fucking firemen running into burning buildings. It's like you seem backdraft.

I disagree. Some people are really afraid to access certain emotions. I think it can be a very, like for people who take on roles that are really heavy, like who likes to sit and think about their dead friend? Right. Because you're playing in a movie, where that's where you're living for three months is in that headspace. Or if you're playing a real life person who's still alive and it's like an important movie,

there's like risks involved with like fucking that up and feeling horrible about it. For some people, that is the one of the scariest things. Sure. Yeah. Right. Like Kindergarten Cop. Yes. That like Arnold and Kindergarten Cop, the amount of lifting.

Or Demolition Man and Wesley Snipes, his portrayal. Yeah, he's Simon. He's like a serial killer. He has to live in that. Yeah. He has to live up to that. He has to live up to that. Are you kidding me?

Dude, but honestly in Kindergarten Cop, can we talk about the bad guy, Crisp? Because he was fucking so good. Where was he when he made that movie? He's a killer. Hey, I take it back. I don't want Robin Williams' career. I want whatever that guy's name is. So let's get into that.

That guy, he was in a movie called Three O'Clock High where he played the bully that was like, I'm going to kick your fucking ass at three o'clock. He was unbelievably scary and fucking good. In Kindergarten Cop, super fucking scary. And then he's in like all the Fairly Brothers movies and he's super fucking funny. That dude, that dude gets my fucking seal of approval. There and that. That dude wins it.

That's cool. That's just a character actor that's trained and goes in wherever he feels like he's talented. And kills. Yeah. I'm team Crisp. So is there any takebacks, compliments or whatever put-downs? What the fuck? Or what's the other way?

Yeah, put-downs though. Takebacks and apologies. How do we not know this yet? Takebacks, apologies. Compliments and put-downs. Eighty slams. And also ultimate slams. Let's add ultimate slams, please.

Compliments or yo mama jokes? I would like to compliment Kyle on finding the good Wi-Fi. He was chunky. I thought he was about to bail. I thought he was like, hey, you know what? I'm going to go eat some fish tacos or whatever you're trying to do with your life right now. I'm making an independent movie. Make an independent movie?

Or I don't know, maybe I thought during that time you got a little hungry, you wanted fish tacos. I'm not sure exactly what you were doing. And so I'm glad you came back. I'm glad you found the good Wi-Fi. Welcome back, bud. That wasn't chunky at all, my friend. Thank you.

I would also like to apologize for the chunky Wi-Fi at the beginning. I know that all the aruguloids out there miss me for those five minutes. I don't know what was said. I don't know what was going on, but I was happy to be back. It was the peak of the show for sure. Right, right, right. Well, December to remember, I'll text you about it. I did want to talk to you about that, Blake.

I was bummed I couldn't talk to you about your freaking NA, man. Yeah, and I just tried all free, not good, not good. You're on your second NA beer. Drinks a case a night. Can I compliment Blake for going for the December to remember, going 30 days without booze is not an easy thing. So great job, buddy. Probably won't make it, giving in a shot though.

Is it really that hard? Yes, absolutely. I love beer, especially during the holidays. It's a tough thing to do. Yeah, 30 days. Come on, it's going to get boring as fuck. I don't think I could just. We didn't get quite into that.

Why are you doing, is it like a health thing? You're trying to tighten up the midsection. You're trying to tighten up the game. No, because he's drinking beer every night still. Or you just were blacking out a little too much. He's blacking out. It's to remember things. You were blacking out too much.

Just enough. No, it was a little bit of just coming off the holidays. And also, I just want to try NA beers. And I thought it would be fun for the pod for you guys to journey with me. I'll be probably instying about it. We'll never know, Adam. I'm telling the truth.

Sure. And I'm trying to remember December. I'm not trying to worry about that. Let me, I compliment you on telling air quotes the truth. Okay. Okay, thank you. I would also like to compliment you for really digging deep there and telling us exactly why you're giving up drinking for the month

and just being real and serious with us December to remember. I'm going to have shirts made. Because by the way, you can taste NA beers and still drink beer. But hey, the birds one stone. Yes. So the whole point is to stop. He's blacking out. The truth has been spoken.

December to remember. Yeah. He was, yeah, he was blacking out a little too often. He's blacking out way too much. He's been blacking out. He's been blacking out too much. So I'd like to compliment Blake for, you know, realizing he's blacking out way too often

and sort of correcting the course. Okay. Just, hey, we're steering this. The ship was going off the side of a cliff. And let's steer that back out to the wide open ocean. Okay, you got it. And my apologies will be, I guess for, you know, the soundboard. I dropped the ball.

I didn't come prepared. This will be the last time I have an excuse because I officially figured it out. So all my, all my borders out there. Because I'm going to kill myself. Get ready because next week we're going crazy. All right. Excited for the board.

Hell yeah. The cause of diarrhea. Not board members. The board teenagers. The board members of the chairman of the board. That works. Chairman of the board. My compliments are to the chairman of the board.

They've got some good songs. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Okay. And with that, we will play off with mask off by future. All right. Okay. I know this one.

Okay, everybody. Perk-a-set. Perk-a-set. Oh yeah. You know it. Perk-a-set. Taking Perk-a-set. Okay.

Everybody keep your mask on, but mask off. There you go. You know future. Everybody keep their mask on. Guys, this was important. Yes, it was. Oh, God. I feel so turned.

Here we go. Down the shit goes. It really does. That was, dare I say, Liddy? It was. Liddy. And we're out. Hi, I'm David Eagleman.

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