This Is Important - Ep 180: Live From Tulsa: The Ultimate Retirement Destination

Episode Date: December 26, 2023

Live From Tulsa! Today, this is what's important: How Adam almost died in Oklahoma, dying, body switching, being hot, buying weed, fighting in school, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... There's no rules in the pickleball handbook that say you can't use your penis Some Santa Claus is are really hot and I'm like get me on there. I Far all the time there all the time. I'm always been in my taking weird directions Here we go start your engines

We go start your engines Sip the poison the poison man That was your first buzz ball. Where's the. Oh, fuck yeah. I love when Blake comes out with the buzz balls and then just sets them right in front of the speaker. So every time you go down, your ears are just bleeding.

You're like, I love this. I love this. I love this. Get up and come down with a set, just. I know, that loop goes on forever. I am sensitive ears, dude. Oh, man. It's so cool.

It feels like we're on a cruise ship. It's just like a fun boat atmosphere here. Yeah, that is. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. This place is sick, dude. I've never been to Tulsa. I don't think.

OK. This is the first time. OK. So far, I saw the hotel in here. And I like both these places, so okay. It went for me, but you know I used to live in Oklahoma City. What? What?

That is hometown. Bump, bump, bump. Yeah, I live in Oklahoma. The ripe old age of one to two and a half. Okay, my dad got a job for driving Frito Lay trucks. Okay, and he was like, we have to move my family across the country so I can deliver these Frito, these crispy chips. Oh, hell no. I feel like half the audience

when you said my dad got a job driving for Frito Lay. Teres, are you dying? Half of them just went like this. Yep. I feel that. Yeah, man. Good job. Big chip. Big chip. Hey, I've lived here in tow. I was like three.

And I actually almost died here, too. What? This is like a recurring thing for you. Yeah, I almost died here. I think it was here. It could have been in Iowa, but I'm pretty sure it was here. Oh. It was, hey, what I, but I'm pretty sure it was here And my mom sent me down on my my neighbor was like she was having a folly not with the guy she was dating So my mom like takes me over there to be a good neighbor and spill all this tea

Right and she says me on the couch and then she looks at like me a few minutes later She's like I was being a little naughty bitch. Oh, yeah, I know I love little kids get the naughty face. Oh, yeah, like nothing. I'm not doing anything Wait, why did your tongue come out? What the fuck? I'm being a naughty little two-year-old. I'm not doing anything I'm not doing anything. Eh. Eh. What's the sexual? I'm free.

Yeah, what's the sexual? Hey bro. And. Dude. And then guess what I was eating? I don't know. Frito? Frito?

Yeah. I know this story. Barbitu-it, Tommy. What? I'm pissed now. What the fuck is it? What's a barbitu-it? That's like some shit that in the 70s is when you want

to keep your hair up as a girl. You put your hair in the tails of barbitu-it. Oh, yeah. Is that like a quailu? It's a quailu to quailu. That's what I meant to keep your hair up as a girl. You put your hair in the details of Bart Bicchowicz. Oh, okay. Is that like a quailude or something? It's a quailude, a quailude. That's what I meant to say. A quailude. I like it.

Both those names are pretty cool. Hard to tell which one I like more. Quailude or something. Yeah, so it's a quailude. And I guess the why she broke up with this guy is she found out he was a quailude dealer. Uh-oh. And I found a secret stash hidden in the the cushion of the couch, right?

And I ate like 12 quailudes. And that's a that's a lot. That's a ton of quailudes for two-year-olds. Is that why your tongue was starting to be like, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the guilty face. I mean, looons. And I think that's why I am, how I am.

Right. I'm a human quailude, dude. Dude, that's fucking scary, though, man. Dude, and then this is why my mom believes in God because a man in a white cowboy hat who for sure was there to buy drugs. All right, he was. Rang the doorbell and he was like,

hey, is a dwein here? That's the guy. I'm assuming. Yeah, good man. He's like, is dwein here? And they're like, no, but my son is dying. He's turning blue and he's on quailuits and he's like, oh shit, getting my truck, I'll take him.

So he takes me and my mom's like, it was a white hat and a white pickup truck. As if an angel's coming down and being like, white everything. Right. You know what, I want a Toyota, please. No, angels drive American. Okay.

And then I hope that's the new commercial for fuck. That would be good. Chevy, angels drive American. And then they're like, Chevy's like, but aren't most of your plants overseas? Shut the fuck up, bitch. Shut the fuck up. We're making a commercial here.

It's an American name. So then he doesn't drive me to the hospital. That was the scary part. My mom was like, we're being kidnapped. This guy is going to fuck me to the hospital. That was the scary part. My mom was like, we're being kidnapped. This guy is gonna fuck me over the corpse of my dead child. He was a working angel. This is your mom's quote, like she said that. She said, Penny, divine, said this. Yeah. And so she was like, no, the hospital's that way. And he's like, I don't know where to go. And he takes us to like a drug store. And he walks right in, walks right out and gives me an epic

hack. Oh yeah, making people run away. We did that in an episode of Make Me Beacuse. Yeah, no, that's smart move because you probably, yeah. Yeah, and then I yak to, then when I got to the hospital, they were like, if he wouldn't have puke to, would have died. Yeah. And then where's the white-capped hero, the angel, and he disappeared.

And my dad was like, yeah, because he was there to buy drugs. Of course he knew where the epic hack was. Right, I also need a dozen times. That's also why he disappeared, because he's like, I don't want any part of this. I got some shit in my throat. I was just trying to save a quick child and do my drugs and peace.

Also for sure that guy was not there and your mom was on Helo Quayloos. Yeah. And this story is like, so there was like a fucking angel? I don't know. I don't know. I got caught up with some shit. I was at a neighbor's house just, she's, I don't know, breaking up with her about a boyfriend. I carried you down.

Your mom was going to sell you for quayloons and should hit the fan. She's like, next thing I knew, I stole a white truck and we went to the hospital. It's gonna be like that moment in rookie of the year where like he pulls the thing up the glove and he's like, it was you playing Catch With Me Mom. You're gonna find your mom's white cowboy hat

causing her, and her, it was you, like a tackle box full of old timey drugs. I want to say to you. Just quailudes and liquid cocaine. Smoke weed everyday. Relics. Old timey marijuana. So you guys still say fixin.

Is that still a word that said here a lot? Wait, I still say fixin. What do you mean for like a side of stuff. No, no That's like if you're about to do something you're saying fixing to go to the store right now I always fucked with that one pretty hard my like that were you know because we're all from Iowa and Nebraska And we don't say fixin and my mom for whatever reason drew a line in the sand probably cuz she was high on quailids and my mom for whatever reason drew a line in the sand. Probably because she was high on quailids. Yeah. Loads were a big thing in the fucking 70s, man.

She was like, you're not saying a fixin' and then one of my first words, because I was there from one to three, was like, oh, it was like, I got a time. I'm playing. And then she said, I looked up into the sky and I said, looks like it's fixing to rain That was one of your first words like sentence. Yeah, yeah, looks like it's fixing to rain

And she's like pack up the freedom of the truck. We're going home. Yeah, we are out of I don't care how lucrative this job is I know I'm getting barbecue twist for free, but fuck this. Oh damn dude. I wish I wish the honey the honey barbecue. This was like 80 84 85. We're not having bar barbecue twist. Yeah. Coming into 2023 are your kids obsessed with tockies. My kids are not obsessed with tockies. No. It's like when you're in jail, you have cigarettes like you good barter and shit. Tockies are that at school. What are you talking to? They're like they're basically like are they like rolled up. They're like the rolled like you good barter and shit. Tockeys are that at school right now. What are you saying? They're like, they're basically like, aren't they like rolled up,

like the rolled up fritos. Yeah, like with a, with a, with a, with a fucking uh, uh, taste on them. Lots of dust. Lots of taste dust.

Do you guys have talkies in Oklahoma? Of course they do. I'm not, I'm not a fan of talkies. I, I think they're too good. Oh, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're a sister of old bitch. Yeah, you're a bitch like.

Fuckin' boo. What the fuck? I just said I don't like it. No, there's a lot of people out there. So Kyle, hey tonight, you poo us off stage and there'll be one person left standing. That's the way it works. Okay, ready to go.

You hate us, we'll leave. Then I'm like, we're calling this. I don't give a fuck. We're calling this came Tulsa King and the last man standing is the king. Yeah. Okay, I'm in this. And then fly comes out of the news. We're calling this came Tulsa King and the last man standing is the king Okay, I'm in the Slike I'm so Kyle can't handle talkies. I can't I don't like him Not to jump on you right now, but why don't your kids like talkies?

Are do you just feed them like? Raisins or like what are you? This is a fair question because you're the Aruga Lord. Yes, you're wearing the hat. Yada yada. Which you can get. You can get at the bridge. Oh, yeah, the Ruga Lord's a creep.

That's the good thing. That's the good thing. Anyone that adds a Lord to their name is for sure. Oh, yeah. You're definitely everybody. Yeah, and like wearing leather and whipping people as well. I'm being rude to Lord, not just lettuce, bitch. So no, I don't, we don't have tockies in the house.

We don't have tockies. We don't talk you like a no garbage food type family. Because I'm about to have a kid. No, we have a, we have a few of the ample, so I'm trying to decide like what kind of parent I'm gonna be, is it gonna be like, it's too late, all the kiddos all day? Yeah, we probably. You can't do that, you can't do all the kiddos all day.

I don't know. Would it be funny if my kids are just 300 pound 10 year olds? Yeah, just all linebackers. Just all just offensive linemen for Nebraska. Finally, we're come back to dominance. They might be offensive. The divine boys are just 300 pounds. Your boobs are huge.

I do like that you started your fatherhood journey with wouldn't it be funny? Right. Right. It's all, hey, life's a bit and then you die. You know that, you know that about me. I know that, I know that. I do like that you think your children are going to be 300 pounds. Because I'm going to feed them nothing but Skittles.

Right. But they'll be 5, 8, 5, 7 with diabetes. And 300 pounds. I'm gonna feed them nothing but Skittles right they'll be 5.8 5.7 with diabetes and 300 pounds and that's not an offensive line that's just offensive okay wait there's some points yes now that's the points but are people behind us do dude? What is happening? We're surrounded. Well, dude, this is an old-ass theater. This is like, there's definitely spirits in here somewhere.

How old is old-ass, huh? How old is old-ass? I heard in 1910. That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. Yes, it's pretty funny. Yeah, it's pretty funny. I heard it in the audience.

Yeah. He burnt you pretty bad. Hey, whatever. Do you pronounce my name right? I'm sorry, but. Hey. So I got you. It's 1910. That's what I heard.

Right before we got on stage, dude, it was like it's old theater. So I just came up. So someone you didn't see them just whispered. I never saw them during soundcheck. I probably won't see them off. After the stage, but you know what he told me? That somebody hung themselves up in the rafters. Just wait a minute.

Wait, old building that you're ever in. Like the improv in Hollywood, like every, in the comedy store in LA, every old building, they're like, most holidays. You actually know someone murdered themselves. Yeah. Well, I don't say to your side, I say murder, then. What do you go a century without somebody murdering themselves in a building? You know, that's hard.

You can't. Yeah. You's hard. You can't. Remember that documentary on, I don't know, something? It was about a hotel, downtown LA, where this woman was in the elevator, and they're like, she's looking at something. Someone was there. Oh, I went to that hotel. We almost shot a bad idea, it's episode there.

And I'm like, has no one done drugs here? This lady's cracked out of her mind. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what was the document? What happened? So what happened? I went there. I almost did a like a special on it for it. It's just scared. I forget the name of the hotel, but it's downtown LA. I think she's saying Cortez. Wait, Cortez is what they're saying. Okay. I got it. No, Cortez is what they're saying. Okay. I got it.

No, she said no. You're fucking wrong. The f- The C-Soul. The C-Soul, that is right. That one's right. C-Soul. Hey, C-Soul.

C-Soul. The C-Soul gets into the elevator and you see her and she's like kind of winging out and she's like, get, get, get, get. That's like, good, good, good, good. That's all, just, just, yeah, just fully on baths all day. Dude, I wish we got to bring baths all back on it. She runs out, she's like, she runs out. It's like someone's chasing her, she's like hitting the button

and looking out as if she's chasing her. And she's like, new to Los Angeles and kind of like a good girl. So like, there's no way this is possible. That's the backstory. Yes, there's no way that this is possible. That you immediately get here and some guys like bitch, you like bath salts. Right here, right.

Right. And then she was, there was like a water tower at the top of this old ass hotel. And then they found her like in the water, like she drown herself. She like went in there, she found her way into the water and then I think over time,

like her body was decomposing. What the fuck? And that we was going into the water at the hotel. Oh, I get it. You were drinking her juice? Or you were showering in that water. Oh my God, that's actually kind of hot, dude. Shut the fuck up.

You're like, why is this more shower pink? Like fun atmosphere here at the sea. Actually, if you planned it, if you were like, yo, if you said to your family, when I pass away, like I want you to have me in a water tower of an old hotel. I want you to put me in the water of your home and bathe yourself with my essence.

That's kind of a cool dad move. That's a normal essence. That's kind of, that's a move. Yeah. I don't know if any family member would be like, That's herbal essence. That's kind of, that's A move. Yeah. I don't know if any family member would be like, because hopefully you die and you're like 80 years old and your kids are like 50, right?

Yes, sure. So then your 50-year-old kid is having to be like, Oh, yeah, no, that's, I feel like you're getting sick. When Blake's on his deathbed, let's just be like, Yeah, we're gonna do that. Yeah. We're gonna do that. You're gonna be in the water, everyone's gonna be like, yeah, we're gonna do that. Yeah, we're gonna do that. You're gonna be in the water, everyone's gonna be fresh

on their teeth with your fucking liver. You swear, you swear, you swear to God. Yeah, no, I swear to God, because that's definitely who I believe in. Yeah, we got you, we got you. Yeah. Yes, that's gotta be the wings. We gotcha! Yes, that's gotta be the wings. Wings? Nice!

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Yeah, so by the way, just two days ago, he got another cancer-free, uh, there we go. It's a good, that shit's go. She's smelly. There we go. That's good. That's important. That's a good thing. Once again, David's the baby. That's good.

At least, at least, that's what he told us for the podcast. Yeah, he said it for the podcast. I know what it does to the ratings. So, what is your mom saying? Is she talking about what she wants to have happened to her? Yeah, my does. And she's like, I do not want want an open casket which all of our family has done an open casket and it's so much fun to look at them all weird looking Right, I've never I've never seen an open casket You know, I've seen every member of my family. I've had like eight family members die. You have to see every time

Their goofy is hell looking. It's really fun Interesting and you to kind of touch them for a little bit every time their goofy is hell looking it's really fun. Interesting. And you kind of touch them for a little bit. You're not supposed to touch them. They're gonna make sure they're dead. You don't know. You're never gonna hold them. You're holding a cold hand, you jiggle it.

It's true. You draw a dick on their forehead. We do. I believe you do. You do touch them, you jiggle. I want them to do me, but I do something a little funny. Yeah. Like my zippers undone or something.

Right. I want to have your finger pointing at you. My tongue's just like, pull my tongue out of my mouth to the side. That'd be great. Or just give me blackface. What the fuck? People are like, Jesus Christ.

This is offensive. I will say. He's dead, dude. He didn't do that. Adam constantly talks about wanting to do it, but like he spheres the ramifications. Yeah, so I'm waiting Don't say like your mom's like I don't want to do an open casket, but like really who fuck it? You can do whatever you want after she dies. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying I'm like it's not up to you. It's our party right lady. Yeah, right. She's like I don't want anything

Just cream at me and scatter me in the ocean. I'm like, I don't even like the ocean, lady. I don't think that's the mission. You're like, I don't think that's the mission, lady. It's gonna be like, kids, the pinata's ready. Grandma! Yeah. Oh, man.

Absolutely. Fill me up with some talking. Yeah, I'm ready. No. If you hit grandma hard enough, Fritos come out. Yeah. Yeah. Dude enough, Fritos come out. Yeah. Yeah.

Dude, vintage Fritos. Dude, that would be sick. That's a good idea. Becoming a pinion. I love this podcast. She's gonna love this one. I like that idea though. I like becoming a pinata after you die.

Like take all my bones out. Yeah. Take all my organs out. I think I have the capacity for that. Oh, they, oh, trust me. Just some weirdo can do it. Yes, they already with like mashed potatoes and shit and let's have a play your same note empty your body of bones and just fill you with fucking mashed potatoes. Yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying. I feel like you know, you'd be hard pressed to find a funeral house or whatever.

I'm not going to a fucking funeral home. Those things are a scam anyways, bro. They charge you so fucking much money. This is the most Kyle shit. Have you ever, that's a scam as fuck, dude. They're like, oh, you have to pay this amount for this casket. You're like, that's fucking worse than that. I see where you're coming from. It's just, it's one of those necessary evils, man.

Yeah, you have to. What are you gonna do with your body? My body. I'm not gonna get you so dark, but. No, it's okay. Here we are. It's fine. I think I don't know. I don't know what all I think I just figured it out though. Fill me with mashed potatoes. Yeah, but nobody wants mashed potatoes. But we're also saying someone has to do that. And so now that the fuel is freaking freak out there, then it'll do that. Yeah, let's say you die at

35. You're gonna spend the last Durses dead. In this is a no. Is it dead before me? Oh, yeah, first to die. What I mean? What is that where we're doing? Are you saying Blake or you? Who's the first to die? It's me. I feel like we covered this. I think you say in him. I think I am. My body's already falling apart now. Right. you're gonna, you're gonna live a really long tortured body. Just painful life. I'm just like, you're gonna be, you're gonna end up being like crang from Ninja Turtles. Your head is gonna be in the body of a bigger gentleman. Me, I will

become your body. I'm gonna pick a new body. I'll pick a different body. What the fuck? I just offered my body to you and you said you're gonna pick a new body. Yeah, I'll get a stronger, more appealing body to walk me around. What the fuck? We were in Philadelphia the other day at playing in some casino

and there was a pit boss type dude who was enormous. That's your body guy. Big man, yeah. And then you know when you go through life and you think everyone else is a grown up and then you talk to somebody and you're like, I think I'm like five years older than this motherfucker.

Oh, dude, the other day I found out I'm as old as Chris Hemsworth. Oh, right. Well, yeah. I'm as old as Thor, dude. Look at if Chris Hemsworth was on stage with me right now, you'd be like, Adam is a child. He should hold his hand and have, he would lead me around. If we were at Disneyland, I would just instinctually hold his hand and have, right, he would lead me around. If we were at Disneyland, I would just instinctually hold his hand and make sure I'm going the right

way. Daddy, Chris Hemsworth did worth the same age. I just can't believe you refused my body. I feel like I, I'm sorry. In your mind, how old is Chris Hemsworth? If I get, where'd it guess? 50 years old. You think Thor is 50 years old dude. He's gorgeous

Thor is I know you can be gorgeous now forever he's gorgeous Forges all right, I know I know I'm I know I'm just a problem. Yes, I would say 36 47 right but into your 40s, but he's so I don't so young I don't think I would have thought that yeah, yeah, you would think that Thor is 40 years old. Yeah, Chris Hemsworth or 35 Even I'm 40 so how is that even possible? I look like a fucking child compared to him He might look younger than you No, he doesn't no he doesn't

Better better looking is different than younger. Can we all agree with that? We have to. I look like a child. I look like a kind of like a six or a seven. Wait, as a child. Are you saying seven years older? Are you ranking yourself one out of ten?

No, I'm not. I can't self as a young man. The only thing older. And that's what I look like. You think your as seven. He look as a ten. Yes, yes. But as a 50 year old man. I think like that.

I think like that. I think he's both those things. He's both younger and better looking. I think the only thing that feels older about Chris Hemsworth than you is the way that he speaks. That's it. Or like the size of his career.

And also the size of his career, yes, real. Yes, like I always feel like that's the thing that makes me be like, God, that guy's he's been around forever. And they're like, he's done two movies and he's the biggest star in the world. Yeah. Yeah. Shut the fuck up.

I guess he has only been his famous as long as we've been famous, except for he's been way more famous this than you. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like, am I told this on the pub? Yeah, I think so. But yeah, it's all to get. Went to a house party when I was nobody

And like I mean we were doing our sketch thing. You're still like buddy bitch. Yeah. Thank you I appreciate that Godzilla on Apple plus make me somebody please. Please make me somebody. Oh I'm young John Goodman. It's not good. It's called monarch legacy of monsters Hello, if you're gonna pick your shit, you gotta say the I appreciate that no one will remember that though Yeah, it is a good show. You should watch it. Cheers. So I'm at a house party.

I literally, I work in a place where we make other people's headshots, right? Like you come in as an actor and actress and we go, this is a headshot. So I go to like my homey who I work in this house and they have a huge poster of the hottest guy you've ever seen. And I'm like, oh my god.

Why do you guys have this poster of this person I've never seen? They go, oh, it's a friend of ours. He's actually coming over later. Okay. Chris Hemsworth comes into this very busy party. Everything stops and everyone turns and looks at this man. And I'm like, who the fuck is that? Like Dreamweaver, Dreamweaver plays?

That's all I have. Hot, hot, hot. Everything's slow motion. It is weird. And then nine months later or less or more whatever They go marvels found its Thor and I go of course I remember back in the day you like coming over and being like I saw this guy He has to be a movie star. It's like seeing

When he was 18 years old Isn't Brad Pitt from Oklahoma? No, well, yeah Wait, isn't Brad Pitt from Oklahoma? No. Well, yeah. Really? Well, I didn't know that. I think there's a little discrepancy because also Missouri claims him, Springfield, Missouri claims him very hard.

He's a road dog. Hey, hey guys, I'm not from Springfield. Fuck them. I just told it all day. Yeah, yeah, Brad Pitt's from here. Brad Pitt's from here. I know. I just heard he's from Shawnee.

Anything's from Shawnee. By the. I just heard he's from Shawnee. I know. I just heard he's from Shawnee. I just heard he's from Shawnee. I know. I just heard he's from Shawnee. I know. I just heard he's from Shawnee.

I know. I just heard he's from Shawnee. I know. I just heard he's from Shawnee. I know. I just heard he's from Shawnee. I know. I just heard he's from Shawnee.

I know. I just heard he's from Shawnee. I know. I just heard he's from Shawnee. I know. I just heard he's like my pick is Sooners by three Three I don't know. I'm a 63 baby. Well, they're not doing that well anymore. Keep it real Yeah, I've actually you it is weird when you cuz you just think of when you think of hot people I never think of like hot dudes, you know sure yeah me neither dude me neither

No, but it is weird when you like cuz I've worked with a bunch of hot dudes like it's usually me and we know we're going Yeah, I'll give it to you guys you guys are considered hot dudes. You don't okay finish it I'm like Zach Efron right And then I did a movie obviously him hemsworth I'm like it's weird when you see like a guy walk into a room and people like stop people like yeah, yeah Because we we reserved that for women usually Yeah, and then you get out to Hollywood with these hot chiseled guys My god, we get the house lights up so I can see some hot chisels like

Look at this guy. Yeah, there's one. Oh my god. What do we got? Yeah, that's it. That is very odd. Look at this guy. No, he's like neck jiggles. That guy's tweaking his neck.

Yeah, this guy's having a good time. The perfect body. The perfect body. The perfect body. Anyone else? Look at everyone. This girl says a shirt that says, I heart sluts.

This guy is nice hair. I love everything you play. Yeah, I love everybody there. Oh right. The choice. Hey, my man. Hey. Okay. How's your choice. Just like, hey, my man. Hey, how's my stand? How's my stand? I'm getting hard.

I don't understand why we said, yo, we just want to see hot dudes. And all the dudes start to show their tits. What the fuck? Because they get it. Because you guys are kind of nasty. Yeah, it's a showclah homo. Yeah, we are. We are.

I know that. I know that about you. Yeah, man. That was crazy. That That was a lot of really hot dudes in one place. This is psycho. I like it. Yeah, this is actually fucking wild dude. Smokelahoma, bro That very second we got off the airplane a guy who was probably 50 years old. Well, you don't know how old people are. Yeah, could have been my aunt. He was 140, I think. He was as old as this theater.

We're at the age where some guys, I just turned 40. Some guys are fully gray and bald and look like full grown adult men. It's like when you're in, they're not. It's like when you're in junior high and there was like guys with beard. Yeah, exactly. Those guys are now great.

Our beard's guys are now faddle with head and with ball heads. Junior high with a beard? No, just like, there was one dude. Hang out, let me just close my eyes and remember. Yeah, remember, just like a lot of pubes. A lot of pubes. Hot, hot, hot, hot. But no beards. Well, this guy came onto us and was like, Just like a lot of pubes But no beards with this guy came onto us and was like

You got your medical card here, and I'm like wait what so you need to have your medical card here still Y'all in the stone age we could just walk up to a store. I know Well, well, dude, it's crazy. They like it like that. Still a little bit naughty, isn't it? I like it. I actually kind of missed when weed was illegal. Right. It was a little more fun, right? I get that. I still get that.

We're being bad. I still get that, because I've smoked backstage after every show on this fucking tour. OK. Smoke weed every day. Hey, Kyle. Unreal. Yes, it's like this guy. Yes, yes, that's a frog unreal. Yes, that's like

No, that's my shit that's like I love it, but but in some places. I love it. I need it I don't have a problem. I just need it shut up. It's not a weaves not a problem, man It's not a problem. I just have to do it every day Solution my man. It's a solution in like in like Texas and shit people like you have to put it out You have to put it out and it you get that energy like that Oh shit, I'm about to fall like what the fuck that it's a good I remember that growing up with that was cool I like what Adam does do more of that please Closed it have like weed pockets in it. I remember when I first got out to California,

if you find back to Nebraska, I had this girl that lives in my apartment complex. Nice. A pouch in my boxer shorts, right under like on my tank. Like why are you wearing it? So I could take a quarter pound of weed back, a drug dog walked right past me and I was of course Stone of shit and I was like this is how my nuts get eaten. Oh, yeah

That's not the right place to put it. Hey, but guess what I made it dog. Dude that's cool. That's tight You guys ever smoke weed in high school. Yes smoke weed in high school in the high school Oh, wait. Oh, I get the bathroom on campus. I smoke I stayed smoking weed in my high school I smoked weed in the bathroom at high school and I smoked weed out by the baseball fields That was it, but I was smoking cigarettes every day at school. I'm like name everywhere you smoke to go I remember smoking weed like on the roof of the school one night Yeah, that's right. We do that. That was like the same, I think, one around the time we tried whippets.

No, do not do whippets on a roof. Short lived heroin days. Did you ever do whippets? Dude. Look at how I speak and how I communicate. Oh. Yeah, whippets were like that thing that everybody had to try.

I was, me and Austin Anderson's apartment looked like Steve O's apartment in that documentary. Steve O was the perfect cautionary tale because you're like, oh, what's not do that? What a dumb thing to get obsessed with whippets where you just do it and you're like, like, do you even get to recycle all those things and get like at least any of your money back? Like, it's not a safe, very stupid, you're right.

That's what she goes. Yeah, that's a very stupid, you're right. Yes, that's gotta be the wings. Wings, nice. Where'd you order wings from? Louisiana. Enjoy a wing night in with Popeyes. Popeyes hand-battered wings

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Dragged did you open my red my dad. I thought it was a fucking ghost dude. It wasn't a ghost. Oh, no Dude it was the man who hung himself he came down. He's like crack to red boys like gives me wings Thank you. Thank you of course and. And in it, so we're in the the dark room and you couldn't come in, you know, it was awesome in high school. And so we would lock the door and be like, you can't not come in here. We're developing film. You're ruined my photo. And then we would just smoke so much weed in there. And then one day my teacher's pounding on the door. She's like, I have to come in. I have to come in. And we're like, okay, we're finished up. And we one day my teacher is pounding on the door. She's like, I have to come in, I have to come in.

And we're like, okay, we're finished up. And we're like trying to buy it through the vent. I know you boys are fucking each other. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. She comes in and I think she can smell the weed. And she's like, what the fuck? It wreaks of weed in here.

And we're like, I think it's coming through the girls vent. It's actually crazy because the vent's right here and it goes right to the girls bathroom. I have to be the girls vent because you're right, it does. Let's go get them. Yeah, well, and then she runs around, we follow her, stone to shit.

And we're following her like, get her. And then she goes in the girls bathroom and we're like, we're fucked, we're gonna get suspended. Like this is gonna suck. And then she comes back and she's like, yeah, you guys are good, It reeks of weed in there I You had the dumbest teacher though you have she ran around and she had the choice

She's like I'm not gonna fucking get mad at these guys. I'm the cool photo teacher You know your book for a teacher, you know, I think she was like, you know, one I teach your book. What do you do? I think she was like, you know, one of the hot dogs. I teach your book, what do you do? These guys are artists. She was probably fishing to see if you would fucking smoke her out, but you were like, yeah. Boom, boom, boom, I need to get in there. I need to do.

Oh, she's gonna bust us. She's hooked like Kyle. Gotta get high. What's up, bro? You gotta fucking nickel bag or what? What do we got, huh? You got a little twump. You gotta twump on you.

It has been well established on this podcast. The teachers are always trying to fuck kids and get high. And do a job. Hey, teachers, they're just like us. Teachers. Wait, you said fuck kids? No. No.

I did not hear the first part. No, you did. And you doubled down on it. Is twump? I know my apology at the end of the show. Is Twomps universal? Is the word Twomps? Yeah, I think every where in America, right?

Everybody knows what Twomps is, right? Yeah, in Oklahoma, do you ever say, I'm fixing to buy a Twomps. This guy said no. So Twomps is a Twomps? No. Which usually was a gram of weed. Yeah, it's a 20 sack. Yeah, I love going in five dollars on a bag of weed Yeah, five on a twomp. Yeah, five on a dude. Yeah, so you said five, but you wouldn't say 20

It was just twomp us for 20. Yeah, twampus for 20. Twampus for 20. So you would say if you want. You say, nickel sack is five and then a dime bag is 10. And then twamp. Oh, he's buying a nickel. I mean, that's what Harley time is saying. You're saying you have five. Well, that's when we used to suck. When it was like, yeah, it's $5 and you get this much because there's roaches in it.

Yeah, you all see it. Yeah, yeah. I remember the first bag of weed I bought was like five. It was like a five second It was a lot of fucking seeds and I fucking smoked them. I smoked them until they popped on the top of a fucking like Park's root beer can that's right Yeah, too. Were you like jokes on them? I'm gonna gross so much weed. Yeah I'm growing in my

So actually I remember thinking that all the seeds are probably gonna get me higher dude I remember thinking that, oh, the seeds are probably gonna get me higher, dude. Because they're a whole plant concentrated in one seed. Yes, I remember thinking that was the logic. Yeah, it didn't happen. I remember in homecoming, like junior year, these older kids. Or maybe a sophomore year. Maybe they were a hundred, maybe they were 50, maybe they were 16. Yeah, I could have been senior.

They were like, hello, there were three thores and a lokie. And and so these kids we were trying to buy weed off of them and then they they sold us weed like on the dance floor We were free dancing And so we we buy the weed and then later we found out it was a regano and then later we found out it was a regano and then yeah that was a big big dude and then me and my buddy Walsh were in the parking lot afterwards and we were by the way two of the least intimidated guys ever were like whoa fucking fight these guys beat the asses and then they come out of the dance more in the parking lot and then we literally just did this for like three minutes it was just us just going like

come on. What? To the guys? Yeah, to the guys. The guys are just like, what's up? Yeah, guys are, yeah. So if you're listening, if you're listening, you're kind of getting into it. He's getting maneuvers like fight moves.

Are you looking at him? He's a big guy. He's a big guy. He's a big guy. Well, you threw a kick. Okay, what? What's wrong with this bro? Yeah, dude, until they go, we're sorry, we'll smoke you out.

And then we're fine. That's because weed heals every good. You threw one of the sickest kicks like the stepping backwards kick. So much power behind that. Hey, if they're charging, that's what you have to do. It sends you backwards. The original style bender. that's what you have to do. It sends you back to the style vendor. That's amazing. That's great.

Come at me, bro. No, really, come at me. The only move I know is the jump backwards kick. If you don't come at me, I will not kick you. I'll never connect. I'll never connect. Did you ever get in a fight in high school? No.

I ran. I ran. No, Blake weighed 87 pounds and had the cutest little afro in high school. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Per real, how much do you think you weighed in high school? Um, I have 115 to 20 pounds. Like senior year? Senior year, I started to load up a little bit. Got up to 130, 130. Yeah, I was probably 130. Wow, that's so tiny. Damn, I think I was a Bucks 70 by, in high school, once 65, something like that.

Oh, yeah, dude. No, this dude weighed something too. That's what I'm doing. Now we're all fat. Tight. Senior year was a race to 200. I remember I wanted it so bad. It was like, give me that.

But I did get in a fight. I got my ass kicked in junior high. At our first homecoming dance, I was in line. And there was this girl. I knew this other girl. She was my friend. And she was getting pushed by this older girl. That's my hero.

And I was like, just a friend getting pushed by this older girl. My hero. Just a friend? Yeah. Well, yes. Yes. Yeah. I was in six right. I was like 12 years old. Could you ever have a girl that you tried to date?

I did feel like it was my place to stand up for her. So I was like, hey, fucking hall monitor asked me. Oh, why don't you call it a lever alone? Yeah. Why don't you leave her alone? What happened and then hurt the she's like it's okay. It's my dad. No, I thought him leave me alone. Then the mean girls younger brother stepped up to me

and he was short. He was like this big, right? And he was like what Marvel character? What Marvel character? Just I know how old he was. I don't watch more of Spider-Man. But this dude was like looking up at me like, what the fuck are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?

Huh? And he's looking up like this. You want to make something out of me? And I've never been in. You want to make something out of me? And I was like, fuck, I don't want to make something out of me. Yeah, that's what he said. What?

That's what you were saying. And then I was like, I don't know what he was saying. You want to make something out of me? What the hell is that? You want know what he was saying Yeah, you want to make something out of me what the hell is that something like like you want to make up? You want to make me a pretzel? That's no angel. That's exactly what I did. I was like yeah chocolate chip cookies I don't know. Oh shit, Tulsa! I don't know. You got me, Tulsa. Tulsa, you said I wouldn't make Tulsa shit.

I didn't quite understand what was going on. I was like 12 years old. He was like, you want to make something out of me? And I said, yeah. I'm like a tall house! But then, I'm like, a bitch, go fucking mother! Yeah. Ships a whole bunch.

And then, bro, fucking hit me once hit me twice and I was done He was offended you were like I'll make you a chocolate chip. He's like fuck you In eighth grade my homie stepped in and hit him Did you guys win this fight? No, my homie stepped in and put him. And you did you guys win this fight? My homie stepped in and put him on the ground. My friend's active. You always gotta have a homie to step in. No, he didn't talk him out. He just picked him up and then he put him to sleep.

I got to fight with a golf kid in eighth grade. Oh, shit. And when he flew on me twice and his sleeves were so long, only the sleeves hit me. Turned. All right. To be fair, his round. To be fair, his round. Then I tried to hit him, but my hand was limp, risted. So I hit him, and I ripped his top earring out of his ear.

I mean, this man, he was bleeding, and then I was like, I'm so sorry, dude. This is fight of the year dude. I do love the heat tells that story today. He's like, I thought one time in high school, the closeted kid came at me. And he had like this limp, like, kind of drunk and mantis style.

He just gave me, he was like, he hit me with two sleeves. I'm not gonna close fist him. That doesn't warrant a close fist. No yeah, everything warranted. Yes, yes. No, yeah, everything Oh, so you made the choice because it was such a soft I made the choice if I was just kind of in shock that I'm in a fight because he kind of came out of nowhere It's what what was the deal? Why did he come out of nowhere? What did you say to fucking make the golf kid mad, dude?

It was it was some shit in home room or not a homeic. And it was, I was making- That's a homeiconomics. Homeiconomics. And I was making fun of the way he was like, I don't know, I was making fun of him. And a way he was making an omelette. I don't even really remember, right? It was just like, I was like, your mom let fucking sucks, you got weirdo.

Nice, nice omelette, go. Nice, nice, nice, shitty family life and probably wanted to shoot up the school in a few years. And it's like, I'm gonna take this fucking kid down. Nice, dude. I wish he would stop talking to fucking failed, dude. I would do like gym class fights. You know what I mean? We're like, you're doing whatever sport and it gets physical and then you just are about to box.

Oh, shit. Okay, I like that. Give it box or just about to. Well for sure, but that's nice. It wasn't like, I wasn't targeting problematic children who needed help. It wasn't just kids with snap and came at me really hard. I was fighting people who were crowding the bass

and kickball or whatever. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was in the heat of battle. Adam was more like, you've got egg shell in your omelet, you got bitch. Oh, shit. I know, it's really hard not to get the egg shell in it. Dude, by the way, this is eighth grade.

So I'm still like, either I was just off crutches or I still was on crutches. Right, so you needed to establish yourself, like, presence. So I remember this kid, I'm not a told this on the podcast, but this kid, I was at a dance in a in seventh-eighth grade And I'm in I have my crutches because I was a crippled little bitch and I'm like it's electric Boogie boogie boogie with my Crucises. Yeah!

And then this kid fucking kicks out my crutch As I was dancing and I dancing and I'm falling over. I swung as hard as I possibly could and you know the little butterfly thing that this grew, that tinked up. I'm stuck in his leg, dude. And he started to run off with my crutch in his leg and I'm laying down the ground like boogie, boogie, boogie. That's intense.

Yeah, I did. And then I find out later the reason he was so sad is because his father just died like two months prior. Oh, Jesus. Fucking a hooker. What? Fucking a prostitute. He had a heart attack and died.

Oh my God. So big shout out to your listeners and the podcast, dude. This is your legacy and I'm gonna tell forever. Wow. I like that. Don't pick on the cripple kid, man. He's gonna end up getting a TV show 20 years later. He's gonna pick on your back.

I like that the golf kid was in the corner being like, I will avenge you one day. Don't worry. With my sleeves of fury. No, he's gonna be like Steve Buscemi and Billy Madison. Oh yeah. Put it on. Put his lipstick on.

He's here tonight. Oh shit. Dude shit. Put his lipstick on. He's here tonight. Oh, shit. That would be crazy if you got murdered tonight. That would be crazy. I will go on record is saying that would be crazy. Isaac admittedly. Isaac, can we get some motherfucking beers out here, my brother? Yeah, I'll tell you guys, it doesn't even bother to be here.

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He was like a senior whatever and I'm like this guy's the coolest man alive right? Yeah, he was I had that great It's completely gone. Look at that. Completely gone, everybody. Wow, that's science. The perfect poor. The perfect poor. Yes, that's gotta be the wings.

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Di-yo, wee-yo. I'm with you in my mirror. No, I'm with you. Yeah, go flip, film it. Wee-oo. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Adam wants me to time it. Here we go. Here we go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 3.3 seconds. That's the record. That's actually a little slow. That's real slow. I am impressed. I had a two second time back in the day. Two seconds. It's okay. No, dude. It's actually really a little bit. It's fine. It's

fine. You're like, you're the age of a Thor. Like, dude, it's fine. That's true. Damn. You need another beer. Yeah, I got one. Wow. I love that I'm impressed. Oh my god. I'm just glad I can use this watch for something Because I can't tell time. Yeah Does anyone else just have like an apple watch to find your phone? Oh, dude. It's the best. You're like, I don't know But I can need either find my fucking

It's that how it works. It's super helpful. Yes, I actually hate that everybody has Apple watches I think we're too connected. I don't even like I don't even like having my phone that close to me I'm like I don't I'm bothered I can get with this I can get with this. Yeah, I think it should Thank you Fuck it I can get with this. Yeah, I think it should. Yeah, I miss the days where thank you to him. Fuck it. You broke your promise. I'm gonna keep my watch on. What you had is the Isaac Show Your Nipples. I'm gonna go. Do it Isaac.

I'm gonna go. Isaac, last three shows. Last three shows. Show your Nipples. Next show. Last three shows. Let's tickle. No.

Last. Oh, maybe the show is gonna go. I'm gonna go. Hold on Chico. No, no. Last two. Oh, maybe he's gonna go. I'm gonna go. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. We're doing well. We're doing well. Now get your pet her heart. So shit. That is hot and juicy. That was hot. That is pretty fucking cool, man.

I'm gonna go. I got a spinner manager for almost 20 years now. Yeah. Jesus cool. And now he's not. That's it. I can't believe you did that. That's when we lost all respect.

We're done here. Fuck yeah, that's disgusting. You think you have to do that to be your power? To be your power. You're power. I'll talk to you in Tensel Town, pal. Brown, Brown, Brown. You think you have to do that to be your power. You're power. I'll talk to you in Tinseltown pal Should we do speak it out should we do some Tulsa Dude so the thing about Tulsa okay, yeah, they're aiming to be a retirement destination city.

Oh, shit. Yep. Tulsa City Hall is making a big fucking deal about Tulsa City. Let me gobble. A retirement destination city in the focus of a new resolution. Make a grab on hot hot. Oh yeah. They're like, ayo, this is very inviting to be a retirement destination city.

Said Tulsa City Council member, blah, blah, blah. Because all the old people will fucking love it here. Nuckagram off. We're going to work with people at the AARP and have to go through a number of different, also, why the fuck do you want all these old people moving here? Hey, hey, we're loud. Hey, guys.

Listen, listen, old people, they got money to burn. Yeah, yeah, around the way out. Yep. So by 2030, by the way, I hate the staff of you guys, because this is aging you up real quick. By 2030, not that long from now, one quarter-thor, one in five individuals, it holds up with these 65 years or older.

We all get old. So we're seeing the growth of an older population. We need to make sure that we have communities and certainly the city of Tulsa is playing in ahead to that. You know what that means? You are about to get a fuck ton of pickleball courts. Oh, that's okay. That's what's actually right.

That's exactly right. I saw some pickleball paddles in the audience. We're in a pickleball paddles. That's so gay. That's what's actually right. That's exactly right. I'm not bow. All these balls, we pick up all paddles in the audience. We're the pickleball paddles. Yeah, I saw them. There's one. Look at that. Let's get weird.

I was saying I saw a fuck ton of pickleball paddles in there. I saw two, I saw two. I saw two. Sir, that is your penis. Sit down. I'm hanging out to that. Beaver tail penis. He's like, I got my pickleball paddle right Yeah, I got to see this next like, I got really drunk and put it in a waffle iron one night.

Right. Here's my pickleball paddle, and they're like, Well, it is regulation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we have to allow him to play. He's pretty good. He says so, Kirk on it. It's tattooed, that's why.

There's no rules in the pickleball hand, but the same can't use it. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, So we have to allow him to play. He's pretty good. He's so quick on it. It's tattooed.

There's no rules in the pickleball handbook that say you can't use your penis. It's true. God dammit, he's right. He's coming in with a very unconventional style. It seems to be working for him. That's the pickleball movie that we write. A guy to flatten his head of his cock to make it a... It gets run over and then he thinks it's all gone. And he's like, I have nothing, and then he goes pro pickleball. Do-

Hang on, I'm thinking and going, I do love like discovering this kid somewhere. It's like, hang on a second. You tell me you play with your dick. And then it's just like, it's like sea biscuit or some shit. Like we take it, hell is seriously. No, it's like, it's like, it's like, I'm gonna come. No, that's a comedy.

That's a very funny comedy. Let's just take a seriously. Let's just take a seriously. You want to take a seriously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We want it real serious. Wait, what's so bad about a bunch of old people living here? What's so bad about it?

It's not about it. It's bad about it. I just think, you know, you want your city to be young and vibrant. You don't necessarily want to go like, this is where the oldies come to buy pickleball and die. I'm gonna figure it out. I'm gonna figure it out. I love playing pickleball with the oldies. Yeah, I know you do, because you can win.

Yeah, yeah. Yes, exactly. I stomp them. Good, so I'm having hip surgery. Again, my second one this year, because I'm an old man. I'm having a hip surgery next Friday, and my hip surgeon in LA was like, I am flush with clients. I'm like, what do you mean he goes,

pickleball is so good for me. Yeah. Everyone is just blowing their hips out, right? I didn't even know you could hurt your hips. I had no idea until suddenly I was like, why can't I bend? And they're like, your hips are shit. Ironicly, he's getting so much money, he's building a picture score. Yeah, and Chris Hemsworth is your same age.

Jimmy with a Blake. Oh shit, you got it, bud. How do you feel about this? Okay. Dremon Green. Okay. Easy. Easy, that's my guy.

Dremon Green suspended indefinitely. Oh, I saw this. I saw this. I saw this. I saw this. I saw this. Was this the, was this the, no. So Dremon, Dremon, Dremon is the NBA player

that my wife gets very upset about. Because I make her watch basketball and she ends up like an aunt even though she does want to. And that's kind of like me. Every time she watches, it's Dremont green kicking someone in the nuts and then acting like he didn't mean to fully kick them in the nuts. And then I've been like five times and then like choking someone out and being like, I didn't mean to choke him out And then now he straight up did a spin move that didn't make any sense. No, no, no, it was good. I saw this It was cool. It was like cool. I felt like it moved the like nerd does in a real fight

Yeah, where he's like, uh, and then he goes I saw this in movie Dude it it was straight up when you played streets of rage on Sega and you press C and you go yeah But he he hit with his dominant hand. He spun all the way around look it was it was the guy's guarding him from the back I remember it stand up stand up cow. Okay guard me from the back Now get me from the back Like this like this, and then he just knows what's been moving, goes. And then I'm like, yeah.

And then there's like, oh, that would be a spin. I didn't mean to spin. What's crazy is like, all right, look, for me, I go, okay, I feel like I would want to kick it with Dremon. I feel like he'll be a good time. I feel like Dremon is smart. I feel like he'll be a good time. I feel like Dremon is smart. I feel like he's got a high basketball IQ. Yeah.

I feel like Dremon has lost. Yeah. It's not even a rage issues. I feel like he's lost total control of what he knows is appropriate. Oh. Like I don't think he's been like penalized in a way where he's been like, I got to stop.

I feel like he doesn't know that he can't do these things and just doesn't. So that's why he did it. Now he's just, no he found the one. And that's why he's taking people and that's cause no one's been like, no dude, you're fucking done. Dude, what I hope right now is, S.P.N. hears this segment of the podcast

and I was like, these guys need a show. Rich Eisen's like, why aren't they on S.P.N. Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, Gare, these guys need a show. Rich Eisen's like, why aren't they on ESPN? Great, that's what I mean. Got to lean, Steven. Yeah, what's your analysis? I just think when he kicks other people in the testicles, he gets their power, it transfers to them, and that makes him a better basketball player.

And then we're actively talking about how he should squash his dick to make it flat, to be an extra thing to hit a basketball with He could totally go play football you want to know my solution because I love Traymon I'm a Warriors fan and he is a champion four times. Yeah, I'll take the Boots. I'll take it. I think that the way I think the way I think the way I think the way I think the way I should hire a guy who is on the sideline that when Raymond is really fucking fired up He goes over to him just fucking kicks him in the balls and fucking stomps on his shit

And then he's like opposite that's the thing is the opposite of what you need he did cooler You need you need someone to just who's just like a weird vibe Zan, you're like hey dream on and dream on like oh shit Who's just like a weird vibe? Zayn out, say Dremond. And Dremond's like, oh shit. And just kind of like weird to mod enough to be like, I'm not gonna fight anybody. This guy's like, Dremond take a seat next to me. Yeah, but it's not like it builds.

It's not like it builds. It's like it just happens. Yeah, man. It's like he just flips the switch and is like, I'm a fucking kill some buy-out well you know you're on television on a court making millions of dollars you're gonna see you do a sitting ha

hey man hey me with a blank what video game was it I said streets of rage but that was street fighter that was Street Fighter. That was a Street Fighter. How do you do that? What was Street of rage? That was on Sega, and that game kicked fucking ass. What was it different than Baddudes? Dude, Baddudes was my favorite game, and it sucked. And it was just guys that go like, yeah, dude, Baddudes, the art on the arcade was just a rage.

Baddudes was just two dudes back-to with black tank tops and they're like bad dudes. I think that's the best. Yeah, we need to get back to that. Should we make that? That's what we should be made. Should we make that? I would love to remake dudes. You know what, you have to, in order to make a movie in Hollywood now, is it has to be

a Konami game. Yeah. It has to be an IP. We should just do bad dudes. That was a great idea. We just wear tank tops and we just go fight crime. It's a great idea. Easy. Yeah, and the commissioner is Dremont Green. He's like, go fuck him up, dude. I don't give a fuck. Great. He's got the power. Well, you're going to have a job with us after the NBA kicks him out of the league indefinitely. He's he's been like a blank. So Bradley Cooper explains why he doesn't allow chairs on set.

Okay. Oh, yeah, I read this. This is a Bradley Cooper's a bitch. No, no, no, no. Give me a fucking chair, hold on. I'm just gonna send it. I got bad hips. I'm hurting.

I need to sit down. I also don't even have those, and I just want a chair. I just want a chair. If you were on Bradley Cooper's set, I'm sure you could be like, hey man, let me get a chair. Yeah, we do the thing, please. No, so essentially, I read this earlier and essentially what he's saying is like,

he hates chairs, he feels like your energy dips, the minute you sit down in the chair, so an apple wants chairs. Yeah. Well, what I feel like this is it's a very like app thing. It was imagine you go to your job and your boss is like, hey, new thing. I know it's a 12 hour day.

No chairs. You would go fuck you. Give me a fucking chair. You psycho path. Well, wait a second. I feel like an energy dip. Only in our business are they like, but your energy will dip.

And I'll be like, kiss my fucking energy dipping ass I feel like it's I don't feel like this was the a director answer This was an actor pretending to be in directors answer. Okay, that's what I feel because sure I know and then his quote is he was like in America. He's a good filmmaker though. He does make good in American house So was the first time I saw an actor stay in the voice of a character It was Christian bail I heard her Is a total cycle by Lewis he named the two most annoying actors Christian bail and Daniel day Lewis We're fucking done here

We're done for your good guy more done professional Okay, yeah, yeah, it's it's fucking stupid He's like I didn't know that you could go not full method is basically what he's saying. And they're like, what the fuck are you talking about? I thought he was gonna- You didn't have to be the character all the time? I thought it was gonna say some cool shit. Like, Daniel DeLewis never left the chair

and they had to green screen it out. So if you like, if you rewatch Lincoln, he's just like this. Yeah, right. He's just like, Marlon Brando when he got old, when he had like an earpiece hand. Oh, yeah. And then to have like notes of his script everywhere. Yeah.

And the godfather, there's just like someone holding like a sign with all of his dial on it. And they're like, that's why he's a great actor. He takes these weird pauses, but really it's just him like. Well, that's what I'm just reading. That's what Brando would do. That's what what because you've processed everything as it would come in Yeah, that's what we're talking about So remember when you saw the trailer for Lincoln, because no one went and saw that fucking movie.

Now, and his voice on it. I was all crazy. And you were like, I'm good. He was like, I'm Abraham Lincoln. I was like, you sound like the creepy girl, bro. I was like, it must be cool to be. We're good. Because of any of us were to take any choices like that

while acting where like, if on the side of the right is Jimson if I was like I think I think Kill then I think he'll then look like this Well, you got to go in like Jimmy I feel Danny would take me inside of me like no, you're not bro Good day for bringing in Michael Sarah real quick And then he does the same thing. They're like kind of works No, you're not, bro. Goon-Nay! We're bringing in Michael Taro real quick. Yeah. Goon-Nay! And then he does the same thing and they're like, kind of works.

Yeah, works when he does it. But with that said, tomorrow in Kansas City, no chairs for the pod. OK. It's going to ruin the end of it. Hit me with it, Blake. Oh, shit, man, I was. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I know we're in Oklahoma. Curve your enthusiasm. Larry Davis is like, you're in Oklahoma. So, Kirby Othusiasm, Larry Davids. It's like you're in Oklahoma. I said tomorrow, I'm in Kansas City. I know I'm in Oklahoma, dude. Yeah, get it right. Oh!

Oh! Oh! He does it. He does it. He does it. So, Kirby Othusiasm, evidently Larry Davids said today, I did not see this. Yup. They're gonna end after 12 seasons.

Well by the way, 12 seasons, we did seven seasons of workaholics. Curve your enthusiasm has been on forever. 25 years. Yeah, that's crazy. Technically that show. And they only did 12 seasons. It did so.

I would love that if they would allow us to just go back and do one season every like two years. That'd be great. That's what it did. He took like a six year hiatus I think. By the way, can we just say fuck Paramount Plus real quick? Because it's science. Three, two, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here my plus but people are doing it is what I'm saying no no not fuck community good for them fuck them for not allowing us to come back Yeah, when we were ready to go this good for so damn funny. Yeah, wait. I mean I'm still I'm still You know what curvy enthusiasm will be missed I It's the worst well, you know what curvy enthusiasm will be missed I

I Love that show I don't know if I've watched the last two or three seasons I definitely I was like the first one or two and then I'm like it's so good I can't wait to tune back in and then I just forget I can't stop Play play play I love that fucking Also like yeah, it doesn't need to be that many more. Yeah, I love it. I like it. It's better than everything But I just I'm like I can't does anyone else's brain not work anymore about TV. Oh Yeah, I know what you're saying. I'll just watch all workaholic episodes over and over again Seriously, yeah, I watch no shows

Except for curb. That's the one that I'm like boom when it comes out. Oh, it's been nice. Yeah, I don't shows except for a curb. That's the one that I'm like, boom, when it comes out. Oh, that's been nice. I don't watch it, but it is funny. I'm gonna cry about it. Yep, you got it. I'm still like, oh. Not a big comedy fan. I'm gonna do that.

I get that. It's true. I do not watch comedies. What do you? No, though, I watched the wire. I'm literally watching it. Yeah, you're thinking she's saying you're a liar, but she's saying the wire. The wire. No, you I watched the wire. I'm literally watching. Yeah, you're thinking she's saying you're a liar But she's saying the wire like no, you're a liar. I'm not lying. You son of a bitch

The wire is pretty funny though When they're all searching for the body When dookie does cracking dies Dang it. I'm okay. Yeah, this is the way Hey, move it up like shit. I did fuck So Santa asked a little girl three years old when I lived it looks like it's fixing her rain If she wants to sit on his lap and she goes looks like I'm not gonna fix to sit on your lap Yeah, so this little girl she She was like hey, you gotta sit on Santa's lap and she goes I don't want to okay

And then Santa's like that's perfect. It's your body your choice and it's going viral right now Whatever yeah, by the way it depends on the Santa Claus because I remember being a kid and me like this guy's yeah You know, oh yeah, yeah, I'm sitting on Santa Claus lap a scare Rees some Santa Claus is are really hot and I'm like hop it like hit me on there. Yeah, I know that a bunch Yeah, yeah, yeah, still that way. He's still that way. I look at it this way I go look a tradition is a tradition you sit on his lap if there's any sort of insertion. That's just part of it Let's just sick Christmas came early Christmas comes And maybe Santa did too. Did Santa come?

Did you ever come in? I mean, did you ever remember how I was in Santa's sack? Weird moments with the Santa. I don't feel like I ever had weird moments with Santa, but I remember the Easter Bunny being sketchy as fucked. Yeah. Where at the mall?

Yeah, where? Yeah, like the Easter Bunny always sketchy as fuck. Yeah, we're at the mall. Yeah, we're at the mall. Yeah, like the Easter Bunny always was like, you could see his whole face in one eye. Like, if you look at the pictures of me with the Easter Bunny, it's a whole dude in the eye like this. Right, right. Like not smiling, just like, yeah.

Let me out of this fucking bunny suit before I strangle this child. It was, it's scary. I don't know. I don't have any bad center. I said on my dad's friend, this is not, he was not, oh, he was not. But he had, he had long white beard, right? Right. And it was like a white beard. And I remember, he was like white beard and I remember it was like

older guy who worked on the railroad and it was all yellow and brown right here because he would chain smoke cigarettes right and I remember asking my dad like what is that about and he goes oh yeah the guy's a drunken he just chain smoke cigarettes all day long you don't want to do that because it'll turn your facial hair all weird colors on my gross And then I go to the Santa at the Sears where my parents took me to sit on this 50-year-old man's lap And he had the San Yellow Brownish orange shit, and I'm gonna be like this Santa's a a drunk Yeah, he's fucking change science. And he made me go like, kind of a cool sand, pretty cool.

Sand, he's gonna be Lucy Goosey with those gifts. Are we giving these guys a break? Like, I can see how we can go like, yeah, you must be a creep if you take this job. Also, it's got a pay pretty well, right? Do you think? Oh, yeah. Really? I bet it pays.

Okay. Well, yeah, they're not living on the beach in Orange County. But I'm saying like local Santa, like a few weeks, I'm sure it's something they look forward to every year. We're gonna like, do you think they love kids' butts? I don't know, I never thought of it as a great thing. Yeah, they're like, they're like, they're like, high paying.

Dude, that's the thing, if you find the Santa at the mall who's like, actually, I don't need to be paid. That's crazy. That's crazy. No, I bet they make a good hour. The smiles of the children are enough as long as you make them sit in my lap. Obviously, there's gonna be creeps,

but you hope it's a cool guy who just loves kids and it's probably like 30 bucks an hour, dude I'm saying I think that's probably right like 30 bucks. That's not bad. That's we got a screen About a long are you Santa for you Santa for what a month a month a month a two weeks a couple weeks You're Santa your whole life that you're never not Santa because you can't grow it back That you guys will see when it's a bunch of Santa Claus' that's running an old ass Oklahoma, you guys are gonna be sitting in his lap all the time. I just want everybody.

Rrrrr. Yeah. I'm still gonna send it. Hey Isaac, remember how you showed your titties? And now they don't give a fuck about you. Yup. Okay. Oh, don't do that. So you guys got some hot, hot cues and we got some sweet, sweet A.

Hot, hot, hot, hot. Your boobs are huge. So Cameron Sanchez, yes. Do you ever fuck Santa? Hi, Cameron. I ripped my pants immediately on arrival. Sorry, bud. Yeah, that's so.

Also, how do you rip your pants just going to a comedy show? Probably doing the splits or something. Yeah he's like watch this. Yeah I'm funny too. Yeah I ripped my pants immediately on arrival. Got any good ripped pants stories? Ripped pants? I do. I have one I was on stage and I think I was on stage like Penn State or something is a big show back in the day and it was like oh you know it was like 2000 kids and I did like a High care coach I used to do when I was able-bodied and my pants exploded and then my dick the little pocket Medium size pocket of my dick

Me just kind of was hanging out of the pants of my dick, meat just kind of was hanging out of the pants. So that reminds me of the fucking 90 crabbit skiff. Yeah, that's the ultimate ripped pants. So this little meat pouch just hanging there, and then the whole show became about my meat pouch because I get a little gust of wind. Did you see it move about? And, uh, sure.

It became the entire show. I do like how people in front were like, did you see what happened when that gust of wind came through? Oh my God. I think it was. I was gifted ever so slightly. His medium meat pouch shifted. It's not common.

Guess have any rip pants stories? I don't think I do. My mind went to shit pants stories, but that's not the question. No, that's not the question. You got to get shit pants stories. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,

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He was like, how come Kyle knows my shit pants story more than me? What the fuck? Because we worked at the movie theaters. Because we're best friends, Davey. That's right. The fucking best friend. Because you ended up, you ended up ditching them

at the bottom of the waist basket in I love Teriyaki. Yes. We both worked with him. What is it? I love Teriy Yeah, you just keep saying this phrase like anyone knows what the fuck you're talking about. Oh, it's just like a fucking story. That's a story. You can't just love Terry Ocky 12 times and move on. I can't. I can't if I want to. I will explain it. It's just like a meat place that sold Terry Ocky, right? Well, that was a terrible explanation. We both worked at the same movie theater, and it was connected to a sushi and teriyaki restaurant

called I Love Teriyaki. Okay, thank you. I went there on my lunch break, and then I went back into the ticket booth. You know that people are like, how many are whatever? And I was like, I gotta fart. I like how you guys are from a place where you think you need to explain ticket booth, but eat place. I don't know.

I don't know if people go to movies anymore, but I. Thank you. Support the industry. Support the industry. But I thought I was gonna fart and I ended up charting. And instead of like telling my boss and all that shit, like I need to go home, I'm like, can I take a bathroom break?

I went into the bathroom, I took my underwear off, I hit it behind the toilet at the movie theater, and I went back to work. That's what. Wow, the B in America. So, no pants, no pants, no pants for a big story. I salute you. I only really had the one story

when I did stand up and shit in a pot of plant. Yeah. And that's the kind of the only shit story. I never really, I'm not a big shit in my pants. You guys really let, you guys really let Farts seep out. Well, I really rip out. I fart all the time. I know all the time.

So I know that's why you probably have more short stories than anyone else, because you're always like forcing this fart out of your ass. I think at least once a week, I have a great catch. Oh my god. A catch in a least type situation. It's a great catch. Yeah, it's a fantastic catch.

And I wipe it away. So, Nordogs has Chloe ever fucked you Amazon style. Oh, Amazon style is epic. That's my, what does that mean? That's my pregnant wife, you're talking about. Amazon style, what do you say? What do you say Amazon style? I think Amazon style is like how Alice fuck

Durs in the episode like basically the dude lays like this. Okay, pushes the dick like that. Hello, GD. And the girl is here and fucking whoopin. Oh, yeah, whoopin. I know Amazon style Amazon style. All styles on the charts.

I didn't know that that was the name, but that's not how people normally fuck. I know I know how it goes. Wait, why is that Amazon style? Yeah, why is that anything anything cooler? I think it's because she's delivering it to you because it's like I think is a domination thing Amazon. Hello But also like where's that coming from like we we got a we got to update that one I think yeah call it wonder wonder woman style Wonder Woman style gal Gadot. I'm gonna gal Gadot you.

I'm gonna gal Gadot you. Yeah, call it the Murphy, yeah. No. Gadot. What the hell is your question? Every Thursday if I'm lucky. But he didn't know what it was. All right, nice.

From now on, from here. He was in sports. I don't know. I just didn't know the name of it. Hey, and shout out to Ethan. I'm always been in my dick in weird direction. Yeah, I was gonna say shout out to all the guys who can bend their dick, whatever how many degrees that is down that way and enjoy that.

Yeah, well it's not even about enjoyment, it's just about, it has to be done. It's like, it's a duty. Your girl says it's time. So show the A-S with two shows left. What type of lug and jav you've been touring with? I got a Ramoah. Give me a hell yeah.

That's pretty sick. I got a new Patagonia backpack. I talked about a couple weeks ago. Oh yeah. It's givir. And it's got a pocket specifically for your electronics so you can really get to it easily. Just take it out.

I don't know if you can see it, because we travel a lot, obviously. And how nice is it? I've gotten a few times where people are like, that's a nice bag. And you're just like, yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

I was doing the nomadic grouping, this small little thing and then the other thing. Who cares? How do you like the nomadic grouping this small little thing and then the other one How do you like the nomadic because I feel like they like it like goes like Blake carries everything in like an old shoe I think I dig the nomadic, but I just it wasn't big enough I had to transfer to that north face to get So trade Jaminas has to get all those. Okay, so Trage is, it's like an international kill. So Trage, Jimina has, you gotta get a bigger bag. You gotta get a bigger bag. You gotta make a big deal.

You gotta make a big deal. Because fuck Paramount Plus, we can't get a clever. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But I'm wanting to do it again here in those of fuck Paramount Plus. Fuck Paramount Plus. Fuck Paramount Plus.

I'm Paramount Plus. And let's say. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- What advice would you give a grip? Oh, wow. A grip. Who wants to direct? Oh, man, yeah, that's a road that isn't often traveled. Explain what a grip is. A grip is like a... Essentially, they're the construction worker of the set. Yes, the shape light is what they do. They use flags to shape light and they are the friend of the shadows on the set.

They don't touch electricity, but they do all the car rigs, they do all that stuff, it's fucking dope. I think the only thing you can really do is start directing. That's what happened to me. I was gripping because I loved it and then I just started directing with these guys. And that was kind of. Yeah, just get a bunch of

You honey movie star friends really hot them. Yeah super sexy hot, but I loved I was directing and doing the car rigs I was directing and fucking with the sea stands. I was like for a while. I was like the I think the question over How do you make that does so how do you make the the leap over many many years? You just just give them the first step Subdick get a fucking camera roll and start camera pointing subjects pointing out your friends and make a movie Yeah, good ideas and fucking shoot so Jeff Mack was to like get on TikTok. Yes, dude tick Jeff McWatts, who was your favorite actor to work with? Blake.

My favorite actor to work with? Daniel Stern. Oh, Daniel Stern. Daniel Day Stern. Daniel Day Stern. Yeah, he was just such a nice guy. He was. Daniel Stern.

He was just super into, uh, dude, if you don't know, Daniel Stern, he was in Game Over Man, he was in Workaholics, also he is bushwacked. Verm? He's in homelun. He's one of the sticky bandists. He's the pitching coach in Rookie of the Year.

I mean he's he's also directed. He's the voice on the wonder years if you're my age. That's why he is. No one is. which he also directed. He's the voice on the wonder years if you're my age. That's right, he is. No, no. He's also in city slickers. He's in city slickers. He's a legend.

Every time we worked it with him, he was just very nice. The nicest guy. Yeah, he's just the best. He was just the best. Cheers. Man, you know who I really just love that he was in my life was Andy Dick?

Because, yeah. I watched that dude in movies Man, you know who I really just love that he was in my life was Andy Dick because okay Yeah, I watched that dude in movies and I think he's the funniest fucking person in the world because nobody commits harder He commits so hard he had to be committed but tied tied with Mindy of course, right? Yeah, Mindy's deep in character Yeah, super deep. Yeah, for me. I would say I just worked with Pierce Brosnan,, right? Yeah, Mindy's deep in character. Super deep. Super deep. For me, I would say I just worked with Pierce Brosnan, which was super fucking cool, dude. Yeah! Like James Bond, and he was just the nicest, coolest guy,

and just thought things were funny, and really liked working on the movie, and he was just the best. Yeah, man. And that's a quote. Yeah, I think things are funny. I like working on the movie. Yeah, it's cool and also like we went I have a cool video of him like singing me happy birthday That's cool. I went out to a big dinner for my birthday and

Nina Dobra have this sick video of him of Pierce Brosson just singing me happy birthday Which I should I'll post that shit tomorrow. I think like, yeah, I think like, I mean, I've worked with so many great actors, but the guy who I really love working with is Matt Berry. Okay. I love Matt Berry. I hate Matt Berry. He always impresses me.

So you still fag a Matt Berry over me, huh? Well, I haven't worked with you in a long time to be honest. I light it up. Hey, I'm all making it worse. Some bullshit. So this one is just for Blake and Adam. Do you believe in aliens? Why is that for you guys?

That don't matter. There's no way that aliens don't exist in this infinite universe. There's just no way. There is a way. They just don't. But I think they do. Because so many things have to happen for us to even be here.

So it's possible that they don't, but also way cooler if they do. And then they just take us all up and butt fuck us. That's cool. That's a cool thing. That they're like, we don't know how to figure these humans out. Do we butt-fuck-ho? It seems like the way into their brain is through this little...

This little brown hole. This perfect little starfish we found. Let's go! Do you guys, I know it's just for us, but do you guys believe in aliens? Yeah, yeah science in the way that you're saying like sure like there's infinite everything out there something as a Exist yet. Do I think they've been here? I think they're in this room right now Absolutely absolutely there's a big question. Oh, that's what's my favorite one anybody that says no is afraid I think okay So Chelsea Rysman goes Adam your parents are true American heroes. Thank you for birthing you

Can we please give them the proper respect of giving them their celebrity couple name penis? celebrity couple name, Penis. Don't want to make it. That's what I think is Penis. Yes, points. That's probably Penis. That's funny. That shit's important. It's Penis.

Penis, Penis. Penis, then she fucked up. Penny, Penis, that person fucked up. I liked that. It was right there and you were. Penis. No, Penis is funny. I think Penis is funnier than Penis.

I like that. You would. So the fish fried scene. You would. What episode was that that we fought with fish? What was that? Oh, the fish fry. That was the fish fry. Oh, that was the fish fighting dude people.

Yeah. That shit's a horror. So the fish fried scene made me nauseous. How did you guys film the actual scene? That was actually gross. Didn't one of you guys actually puke the day? Dursed it? I think Vomd.

I think because we had, yeah, you actually Vomd in the pool. We were smack in each other and you Vomd. Dursed your bitch. It was my no, no, no. Isn't there a part of the show where you actually vomit into Adam's face? And I think that that ended up being real.

Like you were like, and it think that that ended up being real. Like you were like, and it was like, that was more than we put in your mouth, dude. Like we put all of this fucking mouth or whatever. That sounds familiar. Yeah. That was it. Yeah.

But, uh, I don't remember this show. I'm a rocker. It was on seven years whose uncommon center is co-worker hall exchange trial of all odds. Yes, yes. I'm young John Goodman now, dude. I don't know. Yeah, I'm sure.

So, Jenny wants to know, what percentage of guys of your guys' bodies would you donate to Adam if he would cure all of his ailments? What percentage? I don't even think that my body can do that. I know you can't donate 100% your body but like a certain amount. Oh, this is different. Like if I could give you like a tendon or something like that. Yeah, what would you give as a tendon, 10% is that my 10% of my tendons? I'll give you 10% of my tendons. Thank you guys. I don't even know

that we if like you know friendship is just it is what, it's, that's not the question. You go girl. I'm falling apart. I can't walk more than a quarter mile. I might be able to share with it in a year. How much do you want? I would give you five percent. You're missing your little toe.

Three percent, three percent. Three percent is chill bro. You can have three percent on my body. If you're missing a little toe. I'm missing a little toe. I am. You can have one of my my body if you're missing a little one of your little toes I am you can have one of my toes. Yeah, that works. I'm your freedom. We are building him You can have my hair. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'll shave my head and give you a wig I'm not balding. I need I need other I need ligaments. I need a good I need to help the hips

You need muscles. We doesn't need muscles. Sorry, bro hair is the same as like a rhino's horn So if you just pack it in tight enough, it could be about that's true I mean whatever you want man. My body is your canvas. Oh my god. I don't know I'm glad you finally said it Are then he takebacks any apologies and the epic I definitely want to take back the whole meat meat pal meat shop thing I was fucked up my explanation of teriyaki. Okay, yeah, yeah, it sucked. Yeah, I was just a Restaurant yeah

That's a meat place that's the word I like to use yeah, um, I said something earlier about stars They're just like us and like Kids and I'm taking that all the way back. Now you were saying something about like fucking kids. And you know how much you love that. So it's already out there so you freak. Well, let's edit that out Isaac. Yeah, Isaac knows how to edit things.

I got a big apology. I'm sorry I'm not spending more time here at Tulsa because like I walked out in a little bit today. Yeah. Yeah. It's where I walked, there were no people. Oh, what? Yeah.

And the people that were up there, I think I walked in the wrong direction. So I want to spend some more time here. Hey, but what's up with? I walked around a little bit and I saw a bunch of people with oxygen tanks and pick them all up. Yeah. Oh all the buildings like it kind of looks like Gotham City out here. What's up with all the fucking buildings?

It's kind of crazy. It's old, right? It's like. Blake has never seen building before. No dude, it's like I this is. They're like it's art deco dude. I know it when I see it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I see it. Yeah, yeah, it's I Told what wasn't that Gothic wasn't that black wall street? Yeah, yeah, oh, that was yeah, I think it's here They're government problem just for like what was what is that again? I don't know I watch one movie with Chad Ritt Boseman and I you know, right?

I was like yeah, I was kind movie with Chad Ritt Boseman and I, you know, I was like, oh yeah, I was kind of tied here for a while and for Black folks. I think the watchman did a little bit of that. Yeah, I think that was it. I think that was it. Oh, what's up? I'm scared. Thank you, love our fans.

All right, let's get some more. I gotta give them a round of these guys. You guys don't even know. Thank you so much, salsa. Thank you for coming out. That made it. That made it. Oh, baby, yeah, you got it.

You got it. Oh, shit. There's one on the ground right there. There's one on the ground. Woo! Oh boy. Thank you so much, Tulsa. You guys have been great. We've never been here before. We've lost it. Thank you for having us. Thank you for showing up. Thank you guys.

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