This Is Important - Ep 181: Live From Kansas City: A KC Masterpiece Podcast

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

Live From Kansas City! Today, this is what's important: Good energy, skate tricks, Kyle becoming a pro pickleball player, Adam's bachelor party, the Ozarks, noodling, Travis Kelce, rockets, cheerleading, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Wow. I think that might be Dr. Brosark. That's him. It is. I think that's him. Wow. I have a diagnosis for you, sir. Dude, this is crazy. Yeah. Yeah, you guys have some black and gray eyes.

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That's a cool thing about Blake is he looks like he can kick flip and do all this cool alternative cool shit. Yeah, but he can't do any of it. Well, unless you just meant like do a flip where you kick and you can't do that either. Are we talking skateboarding or what? No, actually, it's kind of weird because, you know, we've been on tour for a long time.

This is our second-to-last show. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, we're at the rounded out here. Lucky dog. And while you guys have been in your hotel rooms sleeping, yeah, or their homes, because they probably live here. I'm talking to you guys. Oh, yeah.

We're talking to you guys. Oh, OK. While you guys have been sleeping I've been out in the streets practicing my skateboarding Shut the fuck up. No, you have it. I doubt it. I doubt it. You bitch. You want me to prove it? Yeah Well, you get this fucking skateboard, bro Hey, hey hold up. Let me get my board dog Wow, street hood. Hey, hey hold up. Let me get my board dog. Get out of town. Okay. I'm really excited for this. I'm like, dude, you're gonna get ready.

Oh, shit. What? Wait, what? Whoa, dude. Did you see that shit? Blake looks pretty good. Oh, my god! Oh my god! Not that bad!

Wow, big props. Pretty fucking sick, right? Pretty fucking sick. It's incredible when you, uh, Blake, when you skateboard, it's incredible. You look like a world-renowned Kansas City skateboarder, legend, legend, Chon Malto. Yeah, it's incredible. You look like a world-renowned Kansas City skateboarder, legend, John Malto.

Yeah, it's weird. I'm in trouble with that. It's weird, you look almost identical to him when you skateboard. Hold on, I don't want to have this on stage all night, so I got to take it back. Like a true skater. Oh, there you go. That's the way to skate.

Unreal. I remember doing this shit. Have you guys ever been against this interview? Have you guys ever been here? Maybe we... I don't know. Maybe for a swim meter or something. Yeah. Did we fly here? When we landed here? You flew here for my bachelor party. You guys landed here and then drove the three hour drive. That's true. That's the only time my parents house. Yeah. To the world. Yeah. I have good memories memories here. My first ever stand-up show was at Stanford in Sons, which I think is close. Oh, yeah, dude.

I mean, my friend Austin Anderson, we had fake IDs and we came down here and I was like 16 and I looked 12 and I was like, I'm old enough to drink and they were like, all right. Right. And all your, all your standup was like, the thing about homework, from like way back in the day. No, it was actually like, think about being an adult and drinking. And as I'm good at it.

And they should get me more beers. Because it's legal. Because I'm totally old and it's legal, dude. I, that's my time. I gotta go get my son. That was my move whenever I had a fake ID pretty. I was like 16, I had a fake ID. And that was my move out.

I always walk into the gas station and be like, I would lower my voice and be like, Jesus Christ. Right. Yeah. I looked so young, dude. I was like, Jesus Christ, the weather out there. It's like 70 and sunny Yeah, like the weather man. Did you see the NASTAC?

Totally was what it was again. Yeah, Dow James is James is up and down it's up. It's going down Hey, is that the working for the city? There's Jack Hammer in this morning breaking up some concrete. And I need to tell you, I need to do it. Now I need beers. This is a big show for me, these last two shows. Kansas City, I got a lot of family here.

Give me a hell yeah. Give me a hell yeah. I got a lot of family here in Kansas City. Where's the, where's the divine set? Where's the divine set? Hey, what bond set? Hey, you guys can't all. You're not divine. I don't think there's 60 of them back there somewhere. Right.

I feel like they all got kicked out already. I think some people are faking the funk a little bit. They've been detained already. They were taken out. You're like, I have not seen you at Thanksgiving, sir. Right. Where are they? They're just at the bar just shot gunning beers.

Yeah, they're not really. I would believe it. They didn't make it in. They're like at the bar just shot gunning beers. Yeah, they're not I would believe it They didn't they didn't make it in they're like sorry. We couldn't make it. Yeah, we got detained at the yard house That'll happen that'll happen it happens to the best of us. You have to finish the yard before you can leave It's bad luck if you don't finish the yard. Yeah, they're playing like a football game with it. It was like, well, it was fourth and nine. We had to finish nine yards real quick. You're a your aunt got two first downs and blacked out. I was just thinking when you guys were when I go, sorry, when Kermit was making not Blake, when Kermit was making the audience chant come over and over I was just thinking of my yeah My aunt who I'm pretty sure is here who like I'm pretty sure is still a kindergarten teacher

Just going cut nope no kids right Hey, so guess what guys, I signed a document today. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is big for Kyle. I'm gonna sign a document. Yep.

Yep. I signed a document today. Hey, it's points. Thank you. Wow. I thought it was great. Do you know what this document states? Wow, I mean, I'm, I hope you can get that out.

I'm hoping you can get that out. I don't know, dude, it's a guess. He's back on the grid I'm officially a pro pickleball player Take your lap Big All the way down now for the ending up for thank you. Yeah, thank you. And then he got hurt He pulled every muscle so call goodbye. I

Mean it's like a league that you sign up for and then you call yourself a pro Pro's get paid are you just being this? Well, I'm getting paid in the form of gear Okay, I'm getting like all the gear I need I thought for sure. That's called beam sponsors Yeah, but not sponsored is pro. I think it is it's exclusive sponsor show is But you know it's better than gear Money yeah money or or you walk your way or hear me out Pringles would be pretty cool if I got paid in Pringles that'd be epic. So wait who's the sponsor? Selkirk I got paid in Pringles, that'd be epic. So wait, who's the sponsor? Sel Kirk.

Okay. Sel Kirk, baby. Sel Kirk, paddles. What's up? We love you. What is that? I don't even understand the words you're saying. Sel, Sel sir?

Sel Kirk. Sel Kirk. It's a pickleball brand, and I've signed a document. Yes. And I'm now exclusive with them, so that's big. That's big. Don't spit down. That's big time. I'm from Kansas City.. So that's big. That's big. Don't cut me down. Just don't cut me down From my friends in Kansas City. Yeah, that's big time dude. I'm gonna try and be positive tonight too

So you know what here's the Kyle if you're gonna sell out till Kirk This has been quite the experience going on tour man. It's cool ending here with such a lively crowd. Yeah, this is not these last two shows. I think are gonna be pretty bang. These guys, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. It's getting a little long. And backstage, I was like, fuck it. Let's do it. And then the way you guys brought that energy right behind this curtain, I got a full boner. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Joe's gets fully erected for more. And it's been years. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yours gets fully erected for most of them. And it's been years. Yeah.

It's been years. No, it was. I fell off of it like when a space shuttle is going to take off. It was like. So yeah, that's when your boner falls off. It's been a while. Oh, yeah. When my boner falls off.

No, ice falls off my boner when I, oh, I didn't hear the ice part. Yeah, I feel like you're acting like I'm making this up. But you saw it backstage. Remember you just lit down the ice. That's true. I did. I took on hard in all this ice fell off of it. We're like, we have to go on.

This might be a medical emergency. And you're like, what is this? A space shuttle and I was like, that's a good way to illustrate it to everybody out there. We have to bring that up. Anyway. It's gorgeous. That's great. I'm glad you got a bon there. We have to bring that up. Anyway. It's gorgeous. That's great.

I'm glad you got a boner over here. It's really happy for you. I mean, I'm just trying to talk about my life in front of people and be open and honest. We have experience here in the beautiful state of Missouri. Show me, say. Show me. Show you something.

What is it? You guys came to my bachelor party, which was in Lake like the Ozarks I was so hung over on the third day. I thought I had like a deathly version of COVID I was like I got the I got the really bad strain right? Yeah, oh yeah I mean a three-day hangover is something yeah That's a pretty phenomenal amount. I feel like you could call a three three day hangover is something yeah Pretty phenomenal. I feel like you could call a three day hangover asickness. Yeah, it is I was fully poisoned actually a three day hangover is COVID-17. Oh really? Yeah, right? It's an older older strand

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know where COVID started Wuhan, but like Yeah, it goes back. Yeah, I don't know where COVID started Wuhan, but like Or how it started it's a lab for sure But the Ozarks it definitely got like a shot of steroids Well, wasn't it it was like a was like shady gators, right? Oh, yeah, that was like Dude that was World it was like world news. It was like these people aren't taking it seriously And then it was a shot of shadyady Gators and everyone's literally going like, just, just, just licking each other. Like, go, Pat. I remember, my mom's like, I swear we're not there. They were there.

Yes, you are. I remember I didn't know the protocol of like, because there's a pool at Shady Gators. And like, you know, we were all rolling up drunk already, and I kind of showed up to shady gator a little late. So I'm like, I'm just gonna dive in and go underwater and swim in. And open my mouth and drink it with this open wound. And as soon as I popped up, everybody in the pool was like, you fucked up.

Yeah. Yeah. And I was just like, what? Instant pinker. And it's just a ration pink eye on it. Suddenly open source just start opening on your face. What's happening? What?

I just came in on the jet ski. What happened? Blood out of your ears. Dude, one of the best times we were there, my mom, my mom and dad retired there, and they love it, dude. And it is an awesome place to retire for sure. But my mom, we go to this pool bar. We make fun of her because she loves the pool bars so much.

And where is she? Nucky Grandma! We're at Penny's stand up. Let's turn on some lights. Let's go to Penny's wedding. We got a spotlight. Oh, I see her. Yay!

Penny, look at that. Hey, everybody. Hey, you look beautiful tonight. What the hell? What do you mean what the hell? She's always beautiful woman, but I know, but she looks stressed out. It's like she's going to the Oscars. I love it. Yeah, you have to see her.

Well, she knows she's never going to the Oscars. Hey, never say never, bro. I think that's what it is. I think she's like, this is my Oscars. I've seen what he's done. I don't know, dude. I've seen his dick in a movie. Yeah.

She sat right next to me during Game Over Man, and while my dick is out on screen, you guys haven't seen the movie, don't watch it with your parents. Just watch it on your phone right now. Yeah. My dick is out for like three minutes in this movie, maybe too long, some say, but we said that perfect amount.

And my mom, my mom like grabs my knee right as this scene is happening, and she leans over and she goes, I'm so proud of you. Hot, hot, hot. And she meant it, dude. That's all cool, Penny, divinas. Big shout out, Penny. Give it up, Penny.

She looks great tonight. Oh. Part of me, part of me wonders if you misheard her. Divinas big shout out Penny giving up the penny she looks great tonight Part of me part of me wonders if you miss heard her and she goes I'm out of here I'm leaving you're an embarrassment. I'm so out of here The way the Ozarks at like the Shady Gators pool next door and My mom goes, oh, this is a nice one. I've never been here before and then on cue the waitress comes over and goes Penny, hey, you said Adam was coming Really? Yeah, why almost didn't recognize you with your top on

Did you end up getting those piercings? I know you were talking about it. That's so funny. I didn't recognize you. Oh, I've never been here before. Oh, and also, dude, another big shadow. My dad just got his six-month cancer free. There we go.

Is he here too? Yeah! He's here too. Life's not. Open up the lots of games. We're going to be important. Open up the line to get. There he is. Living legend. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Dennis. We'll do it live. Love you, pops. That's important. That's important. The only guest ever on the pod? Yeah, the only one. Yeah.

He awkwardly, he was battling cancer, and I'm like, it's your time to shine. He was like, Jesus Christ. Right, it's important. What are you doing to me? And I go, just say the name of the podcast, and he goes, that shit's important. That shit's important.

Close enough. Oh my, yeah, close enough. Close enough, yeah. The name of the pod is, this is important, all right. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna night he was deciding whether or not to allow Starlink to be enabled to allow a sneak attack on Crimea.

What he got was a subject who also soared chaos and conspiracy. I'm thinking it's idiotic to buy Twitter because he doesn't have a fingertip feel for social emotional networks. And when I sat down with Isaacs in five weeks ago, he told me how he captured it all. They had Kansas spray paint and they're just putting big axes on machines and it's almost like kids playing on the playground. Just choose them up left, right, and center. And then like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, he doesn't even remember it, getting the bars,

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So insane. Yeah. And, you know, the Dumber family lost. My family. And it was closed. It was going to go on either way. You could go on either way. Honestly, it is a thrilling episode of this one.

Thank you. Thank you, buddy. It comes down to the smallest margin of points. It was my fault. The question was, who's on the Mount Rushmore of Television Host? And then it gets to me. And there's a game show host. Of Game Show Hosts. That's of television host? And then it gets to me. Oh God.

And there's a game show host. Of Game Show Host. That's why he lost. And then it gets to me. And I couldn't think of Bob Barker, like a fucking idiot. That's a bummer. And it's fully on me. And then my mom said Drew Carey, because it's a good answer.

Is a good answer? He's the guy now, but it wasn't Bob Barker. And we lost it. But my dad, the question was, the question that he's legendary for was they go, this is a lot. What was the exact question? What is something a husband would want his wife to wear in the bedroom?

Oh, sure. And we're like, And you want to say like lingerie, leather, nothing Steve and Steve and Steve Holt. Full makeup. High heels. High heels. Yes.

A made costume. Like things that you go, fresh is your XY costume. A normal stuff. Normal stuff. Normal stuff. In them. Peekachoo. And then my dad goes, it gets to him and he just quietly looks at Stephen goes, rubber balls,

Steve. I thought that was epic. It's funny on two levels because one, bad answer. He meant to say ball gag. Right, right. And two, he meant to say ball gag. Right, right. He meant to say ball gag, Steve. Right, he meant to say ball gag, Steve.

Yeah, right. A lot of follow up questions go through everyone's head. You instantly want to see the porn hub history. Well, that's what it is. It's a rubber ball Steve. That's what he's looking up. I do not believe that my father. I do not believe that he knows how to work porn hub.

Because this is how he types. Hey, so you think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but if you've got all you need to type it is the pee. How do you work porn hub because this is how he types a so you think? Yeah, yeah, but if you all you need a type is the pee. Yeah, it pops up. Yeah Just never clear your history. I like that Adam is naive to that. It doesn't matter how much He's living in the Ozark. He's got all days just like You don't even need it. You don't even need to go to porn hub if you live in the Ozark You just go to like what like, but fuck cove or whatever. Dude, they have a but fuck cove?

Yeah, basically. Can you get there by Jetsky? Yes. Because I don't mind. You absolutely can, dude. That's my whole life, man. Wait, what am I supposed to do? Where is but fuck cove?

Yeah, I would go. I let that one go, but. We didn't make it there on the bachelor party. I said, let's steer clear of but fuck cove. We would lose play. I'm upset. I said let's steer clear of Budhukov. We would lose play I'm upset. I'm upset that we're just been off. I like this place Dude, but I got butt fucked in the Ozarks and all I got was this fucking t-shirt Where's hey, where's Blake? He's in the back

Hey, where's Blake? He's in the back. I love the Ozarks. I'd never, I had kind of been there, but not in, in the lake, and like, kicking it, frallicking. Yeah. And then when, when I got back and told people, they were like, how about all those snakes in the water? But there's no snakes. We didn't see any snakes. But this dude's not gonna get me like, they saw a giant. I think he's gonna nod and everything. It's a lake, so there's gonna be animals. But those water snakes are scared of us, right? They're not coming after you. Have you seen Lonesome Dove?

Aren't you my age? Yes, I know, I love Lonesome Dove. When Ricky Schroeder gets bit on the face by that snake, he's like, hey, I guess that's a water snake. Durs, I guess I'm not 85 years old. I have not seen Lonesome dove. I know, Lonesome dove. Hold on. You should check it out, it's a water thing. I guess I'm not 85 years old. I have not seen loans. Oh, you should check it out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, fucking guys. And you're like, Jesus, this actress is going to have an aneurysm in every scene. Watch Deadwood.

I'm not so worried about water snakes. It's more like the worms in the water that swim up your dick hole. I don't like those. Right. Well, I think you got to be more worried about how loose your dick hole is. What is that? Right. Honestly.

If you keep a tight dick hole, you don't have to worry about it. You're going to do your dick kegels. I'm not going to worry about that. Are you doing the whole like thumb thing? Yeah. Wait, what is it? Hey, what happens in butt-foot cove stays in butt-foot cove. Fair enough.

Fair enough. Let's just say I can fit a triple-a battery up my day. Oh, no. Wow. This is called sounding. This is a thing when it's sounding. Let's just say I can fit a triple-A battery up my day. Oh This is called sounding this is a thing when it is sounding Why is it stuff up your dick hole? Yeah, I've never tried it but But you know exactly what it's called It's okay. Yeah, you know exactly what it's called also. What's up mom? Yeah, right? No, wait

But why is it called sounding? I don't know. Because when you do it, you're like, ah! Ah! Okay, that's like, what does that sound? What does that sound? What does that sound? You'll never forget that sound.

When you hear, you can hear your neighbor do it. You're like, oh, he must be shoving a battery up his neck. Right. A fucking battery in your dick hole. And how do you know it's called sounding like, where did you come across it? Because I've definitely been like browsing and been like oh But I wasn't like wiki dad

No, no, I think my buddy told me that he saw somebody stick he saw he watched the video my buddy told Or he put triple a batteries We put triple a batteries Yeah, what else did your buddy see? Hey sound off man, let's go We horny sound off fuck And then Blake Blake drunk like drunkenly jumped off the my dad's boat as we were cruising along. Yeah, that's a very bad, he's very big into water safety. And he was legit mad at you. Yeah, he also thought it was a good idea to bring the keg on the boat.

Yeah, that's a bad idea. That will not work. All I know is if you're gonna jump off the boat, don't jump off the front of the boat. Yeah, right. And that was your mistake. And I kind of did it off the front side. It was a front side. Yeah. Did you jump out the front side towards the middle? Do which I can front side this stage right now, bro, whatever. But I mean. But dude, that would be one of the funniest ways to die would be

Blake Anderson, dove off the front side of a pontoon boat. Sorry mom, a tritoon boat. I like that after the show. She's like, what the fuck are you doing up there in Paris in me on stage? It's a tritoon. It's a tritoon. There's an extra tune. And the tunes are the things, the tunes are the other things underneath.

And then his body washed ashore in butt-fuck-cove. At least they buried me where I wanted to be. underneath and then and then his body washed ashore and but fuck co at least they buried me where I wanted to be they didn't bury you they buried themselves in you that's points that's points I don't know I assume I assume that's what happens they just see it as wash a bunch of shore they're like we don't have to call the cops immediately They're like fuck oh We do they're like holy shit is that a whole ass and your jeans are all hanging off your fucking ass anyway Look at this loose dick hole

This guy must have been sounding his way hang on I got him This guy must have been sound in his way. Hang on, I got him. I got him. Yeah, God, that's just insane. Hey, no honestly. Oh my God. That's called them. Dragging somebody by their dick hole.

That's called Newtoline. That's called what? It's called Newtoline. How do we know this? Is Newtoline your point? Are you making that up or is it? Do we get points for knowing stuff? Newtling is the cat fishing, right?

Isn't that what you do? Where you put your hand in and you're like, Yeah, I don't know much about the science, but from what I've seen on YouTube, it's when you go fishing. You know much about the science, correct? Yeah, yeah. It's science.

I think the science is easy. I think what you do is when you're when you're fishing for catfish, you just have to like stick your arm in the water and then they come they come. They come the whole. And then you and then you don't call it out. Yeah. Dude, it is like the toughest thing. I want to do it because because you get a little bloody so it looks cool. And then you just yank like a 40 pound catfish. It's awesome. But you do have to stick your fucking fist in that hole in the mud or whatever.

I don't know, that's scary part. It's a water. Yeah, it's the water. I thought you'd have to go in there little houses. No, you just do this and they come up for it. Little houses, where do you think catfish live? In the little holes in the side of the... I'm signing with Kyle, I think he's right.

I think you have to put your hand in their little houses where they fucking chill. They don't have, they don't have a house. They fucking know. Yes. I love guys who live in the water. These people are drunk. These are holes. These are holes in the side of the bank, in the bank.

The bank of the river, or the bank of the lake, or wherever these can't be shown. They call right okay, yeah, I didn't know yeah, I know what I'm talking about I usually use a fist pull when I've caught that face before I've never used my arm or like a shotgun You just or dynamite like crocodile done D bro. Yeah, Isaac. Can we get around a beer's over here? Okay? Can we get around to beers over here? Okay. Okay. I just can't. I just can't.

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I'll do it again. You got to fight! Fuck you, Ryan! Define! Yeah. Whoo! Who said that? So when the Kansas City Chief won the Super Bowl,

yeah, I'm not happy about that. Okay, they like that. Yep, when they're there. As a 49er fan, I admit defeat. Okay. Hey, he just said I admit defeat. I admit defeat. Travis Kelsey, our boy.

Yeah. Yeah. Got on the mic and said, I gotta fight. For you right. Come on. Got the got on the mic and said Wait that's him saying it's pretty good. That's pretty good. The guy can do it all can he? Because he sounds like a rock star doing it. I feel like we would blow it. We'd be like right our boys would crack right If you had to do that like a little too high, I'd be like Should we try? Should we try it?

Should we try it? Yeah. You go first. Yeah, you can do it. You got to fight for your right to party. Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah, but I was like, you want to give it?

I recommend standing up. Do it from a show, petitions. No, it's actually cooler if you do it from a chair. You got to fight. No, it's actually cooler if you do it from a chair. You gonna find, or you're right, to party. Pretty good? Yeah, I'm right. That feels good. I'll stand, I'll go.

Yeah. You gotta find, for your right, to party. That's good. That was good! Very dizzy right now. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Okay, Durs. I guess I would be like this.

That first time he's done. Oh, shit! I'm gonna shoot that. Oh shit. Do you got a paper right to put it? Bro, that was heavy. Oh my god, you did. That was sick. I don't know. I feel like I would just do it that way.

Yeah. Yeah, that was the right way to do it. You know. I think, yeah, I love it. Did you even say you got a five for your rights of party. I Don't know what just happened. I also don't know. I don't think you said it But I kind of yeah, I think you should drink and then kind of forgot to say the catchphrase we can run the tape back I just didn't put in like the stops. Oh, you just

I'm gonna find a party. Yeah, okay. You said it more like a one statement, no beats. Yeah, we're not fighting for the right pause to party. Right, yeah, I'm not singing your song at the right point. Also, you're right, my voice is feeling like it's going. Yeah, one of the cheers. What if there's natives that we are little cuckoo? What was that? What did that say?

I'm gonna be with my nose. To the city natives that we are little cuckoo. What was that? What did that say? I'm gonna be with my nose. What was that one Blake? I think that was a six tech nine drop. Oh tech nine is from... So tech city natives that we all look Okay. Okay.

Tech nine is horror core? We are a little cool. Okay. Okay. We are little cool. Tech 9 is horror core? I don't know if Tech 9 is horror core. I don't know. I don't know if that's it. I'm not trying to put anybody in a box. No. I'm just trying to fight for my right to party.

So Tech 9 is horror core. Is it he? So that's like your goth, but you're into rap. Yes. And you like that. Man, that's a your goss but you're into rap. Yes, yes. And you like that. Man, that's a weird crew. Right. Well, that's like, you steer clear of those kids

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It's gonna be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Dirty on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm recently into Tete Swift. By the way, I love that you have all the bracelets on. We've been giving, since Taylor Swift did this giant fucking tour, the eras tour, and took over the world,

every show we've done, girls will give us, and I'm sure it'll happen tonight, and the Mean Greets, girls will give us fucking little bracelets. They're called, they're called, they're called candy. Oh candy? This is candy that you put on your tight candy. And what's cool is that normally they, they will say,

you know, I'm sure very cute stuff. Like you're my best friend. And Arsays says like tight butthole and popos out. Or diarrhea. Diarrhea. Come. My favorite one that I, my favorite one that I've got is this really big one that says weed. But, weedria, come. My favorite one that I, my favorite one that I've got is this really big one that says weed, but they ran out of

d's, so it's an O and then they sharpied a d, so it's, yeah, so it's kind of a double meaning. A classic star, and that's your favorite one. Yeah, that's my favorite one. What is it? Also, I'm pretty sure that's an M and not a W. Yeah, it is. Yeah, wow. They ran out of W's and D's so I don't know I think it says something else. Oh my god says me

Okay, I love that we were talking about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey and everybody was like Travis Kelsey's about to walk out But he did not respond to my dance We tried so we tried our best we tried Kelsey is about to walk out, but he did not respond to my deans. We tried our best. We tried. We really tried to reach out. We did our best. Our buddy Sean who knows him texted him, he was like, oh shit, that sounds fire.

I should probably roll through or something like that. Probably. And then, just didn't. You gotta love the use of probably and definitely probably. I mean, he's in season. I'm pretty sure he's in season. Yeah, he's in season. Yeah, he's, he should be concentrated on football. And also like, he'd come out here and see my body next to his body. Yeah. And he'd be like, it's fuck. I could have just gone into comedy. Oh.

You know what I mean? Dude, I'm just, I was the only one thinking of the opportunity to touch a bunch of football players. You did? Yeah. What? I did these commercials for Amazon. They did like a Black Friday football thing. Right. I touched Andrew Whitworth.

That guy's fucking a monster dude. What position does he play? I don't know, some big ass position, like a 7 feet tall. He's a lineman, the probably. I probably don't know. Is he 7 foot? It's a giant dude. So it's's a line man. The problem. I probably know. Is he seven foot? It's giant dude. It's not a running back. He's not like a little old. It now starting as the big ass position. But you think you look at this guy and you're like, oh, look at this. You're like, he's going to be a fat guy, right?

He's going to be mad squishy. And then you touch him. It's rock hard, dude. What is? Damn. All of his parts. Oh, yeah, for sure. That's what I, yeah, was there like ice coming off? touched football players it gets rock hard That shit's important that shit's important. Yeah, those dudes are massive And I so you when I was in college and like the swim team would hit the weight room. Oh, God. Okay Here we go They got like this we got under armor, but we all weighed like 175 pounds, and we're just like We got under armor, but we all weighed 175 pounds. And we're just like, and then the football players

would come to the weight room. And it was like fucking unbelievable how huge these dudes are with like the leg braces and shit. And then they just pick you up because they want power eight. And you're like, thirsty as fuck. I like this, like they're like, dude, I went to the, this is important podcasts. And they just were worshiping dude bodies. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, they know what they're like dude I went to that this is important podcasts and they just were

Warshiping dude bodies. Yeah, I mean they know well they seem that they've seen the show They know that we just worship dude bodies. We do know how hard it is to achieve that and we have respect for it And we also love to look at it. Dude. I'm melting. I'm like a melting candle. I turned 40 and my body just gave up Dude, I've been melting for fucking years. I've been squishy for years. Yeah, we know it's Recently, are we not proud of Kyle? He's recently lost 130 pounds What is the number what is the number? I recently lost 130 pounds give it up for Kyle Subway we do need to do like a biggest loser in the year. I'm 15 on this tour. Yes.

Oh, 55. 55. Over the years. You must keep it real. Over the course of two fucking years. That's fine. Yeah, but I'm just letting you know that's just that's what it is for everybody that you know.

Yeah, wait, have you gained any back on this tour? No, no, I'm keeping it low. I mean, have you gained any back on this tour? No. No. I'm keeping it low. I mean, I've gained 15 pounds on this tour. Really? Yeah. Wow.

No, I don't know. And you know it all went straight to my ass face tits. Oh. I'm pissed out. I mean, I know it's a little loose in the cage over here, too. Yeah, I definitely got what do they call these love and talk? Somehow Gain and Extra Ab. Right, yeah.

Yeah, that's his fat rolls. It's just another ab that forms. Well, today I hit up Arthur Bryant, which was, didn't help the process. Yeah. Legit. So how do we feel about Arthur Bryant? It's a barbecue place, obviously.

Is it the best? Or I'm seeing a lot of... He's the main. Whoa! Okay, damn, I was here in Elvin. It was time to go to Slaps, is that true? He's the main. So guys, do you like your barbecue or not?

What's happening right now? All right. Makes back. Yeah. Yo, I'm personally more of a state man myself than a barbecue guy, but... Yo, all I know is when Casey masterpiece barbecue sauce hit the grocery stores, my shit was changed. Dude, I don't know if you guys claim that? They don't.

It seems like that. Well, you should. Because to us California boys, that shit was fucking good. Yeah, because... And I used to eat that shit with like hell of chicken nuggets I would I would eat like so fucking chicken nuggets. I don't think you can compliment your way out of this I think they hate it When you put Casey masterpiece I Basic as shit that you guys in California are like wow, this is different. I know

We grew up eating craft barbecue sauce. Yeah, I think craft bought Casey Masseypiece. Well, smart business move. All right, that's our time. See ya. I think Netflix bought craft. Damn, I can't believe you guys don't fuck with Casey Masseypiece. I got a tattoo.

OK, OK, no dude. Okay, okay, no, dude. Okay, goddamn. Is there like one hitter, like the number one? We're never gonna find out. It doesn't sound like it. It doesn't. All I hear is them saying hot dogs. Yeah.

What are the kids call hot dogs now? Grizzlies or? No, glizzies. Glizzies. Glizzies.islies or no glizzies glizzies glizzies We got the best glizzies dude. This is where I used to because I grew up in Omaha, Nebraska And I would drive my ass down. Yeah, there's a few of us out here I would drive my ass down here. There's a time a time period in my life that I would

Unironically call myself the rocket man would unironically call myself the rocket man. And we had like, like block scheduling. So I had an hour and a half off of a school and I had two blocks off, so I had three hours. So I would, whole ass down to, not Kansas City, but Missouri and then buy a ton of rockets. Mm-hmm. Yeah, dude.

And then would go up and then would blow up rockets in my high school parking lot. Do you got it? When those things, it wasn't legal in Omaha, you could buy it. Very illegal in Omaha. Yeah, I like how you have to drive to get your rockets place.

We would have to go to the Shacks. Yeah. That's in California, too. We'd have to go out there and go to the little Shacks on the different, we would go to Salano County, which is a different county. But that's still California, right? It was in California, real.

I was just hyped on sparklers. Who cares? I could see that for you. Like, oh, I'm riding my mom. Look, I'm riding my name. You're just super stoked on the snake. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, snakes were so sick, dude.

No, my parents were wild sick My dad loves fireworks He I remember I was like seven or eight and he bought me a gross of bottle rockets Right and was just like have fun and I'm like I'm gonna kill myself. Thank you. Yeah bottle rockets are no joke Yeah, yeah, what do you mean they're no joke? I mean, they're not a joke They can fucking fly and go there or go there or go there or go there. I wouldn't call my joke I would call that a small explosive. Yeah, they're not a joke. They can fucking fly and go there or go there or go there or go there or go there I wouldn't call them a joke. I would call them a small explosive. Yeah, they're like They're kind of a joke. They're kind of funny. Yeah, I guess there's nothing to be taken lightly I'm am I stuck it in a tree and my dad's like just don't light just don't blow your hand on

Off and I'm like yeah, don't blow my hand off get it in a tree and then I lit it like this At your face. At my face. And then I didn't realize, obviously, it was about to explode. And until I see it, like, the last little, and I dove out of the way. And my parents had just bought me, yeah, we were rich. I had LA gears, okay? That shit's important.

My mom clean houses and my dad worked for the railroad. We were flush with okay? That shit's important. My mom clean houses and my dad worked for the railroad. We were flush with cash. That shit's important. I had lit up LA Gears. And I dove out of the way and I kicked my legs up and it flew into the little pocket of the LA Gears and got stuck in, I found on my shoe, and blew up the light up part.

My LA Gears! Yeah, Jim. I want that shit on double there, fuck! Lights out. Dude, I guess they're, uh, I guess basically I want to do only wear stuff that you could wear on double there. They're no joke. They're no joke. I like, I hurt you.

I used to like the firecrackers and hold them until the very end. Oh my god. Wait, wait until you hit and then throw them. And sometimes, a couple times, I never even threw him. I just held it in my fucking hand. Title famously wanted to die his entire childhood. No, and you're playing with that shit.

You weren't you also fucking jerking off while you did it. You were like, this is the only way I can go, baby. I'm just trying to bust when it pops. Well, actually, I put one, I, that's how I learned about sounding. I threw one right in the tip of my deck and let that shit. I knew it was gonna loop back to sounding somehow. I pissed out. Yeah. We would cut off, we would get the artillery shows and they got a long

extra, uh, wick, you know, and we'd cut it off and then throw them at each other like grenades. Yes. That's great. And then throwing them at each other. Those are ones that look like grenades? Yes. Those are ones that you put in the big tube.

And then there are the huge explosions. Pre-human. What are you talking about? Are you talking about like M80s or M100s? No. I'm talking about artillery shells. Know your fireworks. Well, I don't think that this was available in Salano County.

I don't think that- Probably not. It seems like Salano County is a bitch-ass California county. Well, who doesn't sell proper fireworks? That's... Absolutely, sure. And I'm incredibly jealous of what you had at your disposal. Yeah, so they're like the real ones.

When you see like the babe... In the sky, you're like, oh, that one was beautiful. But then they only sell them like one by one. So what you do on Fourth of July is you line up like 32s. And then you and 15 other guys go out there and like us, two, you go, and then back up, so it's like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr My God. Thank God we have these men in our neighborhood to put on quite this show. And you're the Lord of the hood afterwards. Rocket man.

I remember when it calls you Rocket man for a while. What was the name of that county? What was the name of that county up there in California? Salano. So here's the thing. Shout out to Salano. Salano about Salano County in California, general.

The names sound real soft, but the people out there are All right Way for those flat brim my fuckers to show up here all tatted out like this Heliseries like yeah, but where's Solano County? This seems like a wine drinking county bro in Lynn California I'm not fucking with it. No, I'm not fucking with it. No, I'm not fucking with it. No, no, no, no, no. They show up fully fox geared out. That's true. That's fully fox geared out. I was going to I was going to look up Salano, but I really don't know how to spell it. Oh, dude. Oh, man. I remember putting a ton of fucking bottle

rockets on the back of a skateboard and lighting them and thinking like it would push me. And it did not. It did not, but it was a cool science experiment. Yeah. Yeah. This guy's diarrhea finally dropped to the bottom. I mean, diarrhea.

Diabia. Goodbye, sir. We left this hat on stage. Isaac, is it possible to get another beer out here? I'm drinking a lot. You're not drinking a pool. I think R.E. showed his nipples. We saw nipples the other night. Show your ass. Well, anybody show their ass? I think R.E. showed his nipples.

I think R.E. showed his nipples. We want to see something else. Yeah. We don't see a nipples. We saw nipples the other night. Show your ass. Well, anybody show their ass? We saw nipples the other night. Show your ass. Well, anybody show their ass?

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How do I get the right? How do I get the right? How do I get the right? How do I get the right? How do I get the right? How do I get the right? How do I get the right? How do I get the right? Yeah, I would say this is one of our rowdy or shows which I love dude. I love that shit But I actually walking around the city with my buddy Sean and Brittany you guys that was the best Very clean city this place rocks. Yeah, I can't city rules there. This is a little hidden oasis Don't tell anybody keep it the way it is

Blake not that hidden pretty big city. Yeah Hey, Blake, not that hidden, pretty big city. Yeah. She's got to teach us that win Super Bowls quite often. Yeah, World Series. Yes, that's true. Yeah. Not that hidden of an oasis. I know, kind of.

In the Midwest, very large oasis. Honestly, part of me wishes I could have gone to Kansas City before you guys wanted everything. I want to know what it was like. Dude, my guys used to come down here from Chicago to do like I guess there's a big art scene here right and my guys they used to come down here with Obey and Doug graffiti and shit oh really that's cool so your friends would come and band in 2002

long time ago Throwing an article and then they would drive over to Ohio a hit up scribble jam What is scribble jam? Does anyone here know a scribble jam is? Nope, I don't know. It was like a hip-hop line Fair line where it was like graffiti like rat battles. This was like M&M was discovered all I thought he was in like in a basement singing about his mother's spaghetti. Yeah, that too Sorry mama Anyway, triple jam Well, you're talking about you're talking about cool hip-hop music. Should you freestyle rap something about Kansas City?

Kansas City Can't see the city Kansas City Kansas City like a pair of two big old titties If I was younger I would say Liddy But I'm oldest fuck trying to earn a buck on the tour but getting fat as fuck. That's all I got, huh? That was good. That was so good. What a true talent.

What a true talent. Did you hear how I say Kansas City and then nothing and then just two big old cities? I don't get it easy. Good. And everybody went like this. How often do you wrap a true Kansas City rhyme with big old city? I guess often. What's crazy is when I was up writing that last night? How often do rappers from Kansas City rhyme with Big Old Kitty? My guess... Often. What's crazy is when I was up writing that last night?

Yeah. Because this is all written, this is all planned. This whole podcast, as you can tell, how it flows, so even though... I was like, this is gonna slap like the barbecue joint. Yeah. And then it didn't. I like it. Kansas City.

Rest, rest, rest. Like two dope titties. Rest, rest, rest. Like two dope titties. Rest, rest. Rest getting Liddy. Yes. Shitty. It's not shitty. It's definitely not shitty.

It's not shitty. If anything, it's very, very Liddy. No, it's very, very Liddy. It's very, very Liddy. When Walter Isaacson set out to write his biography of Elon Musk, he believed he was taking on a world-changing figure. That night he was deciding whether or not to allow Starlink to be enabled to allow a sneak attack on Crimea.

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I'm sleeping in somebody's car tonight. Okay. You're sleeping in the parking lot of Stanford and some slock your Saturn. And dude, there was, there was like so many conventions happening there. No, it's, there was like an aluminum sliding convention, a bunch of like cool looking dads. And then there was a, there, then there's a cheerleading competition. Yeah.

Okay. The cheerleaders have taken over the hotel. Yes, so many little girls just standing there as their parents are just pounding drinks, just going like, yeah. I, I, I hit the gym earlier to do like real work, you know, trying to get like, because if Travis Kelsey showed up, I just needed to have any sort of firm. We would have to flex on them. And I'm on the treadmill and then I get off and I'm like all right I'm gonna hit the circuit real quick and there's just like

Six or seven. I don't know tweens drinking Starbucks. I'm like the lat pull down machine Just like pulling ten pounds like this. Yeah some little girls. I'm like the leg thing just here like this Just holding their Starbucks. Just like, do they drink coffee? Because to me, I was like, I was not, I'm on the age that I did not drink coffee until I was an adult man. But you would have been that I was a cheerleader. These are cheerleaders.

That's true, I was never a cheerleader. These parents are like, they wouldn't have me. They would have slammed this caffeine. We're not losing a date, Darla. I need you to pop. Woo! That's where they're like, dude, I get in the, what? The flyer, you would have been a flyer?

Yeah, the flyer. The flyer. But what is the, you need to pop. Woo! You know how all the fucking cheerleader music goes, what? What? Woo!

Yep. Yep. No, but I love that you know cheerleader. Blake actually has cheerleading moves. I think you could do, I've that you know cheerleading. Blake actually has cheerleading moves. I think you could do, I've seen you dance cheerleader before. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know if you're sister or cheerleader, I feel like you know. Yeah, okay. Oh. Wow. Legendary. Oh, total. Wow. That's hard.

I don't know. I know. I was one of the dudes who's just like just looking up. Oh, total. I know. That's hard. I don't know. I was one of the dudes who's just like just looking up. I mean, dude, that's what I wanted to call a base. That's what I wanted to be. I was like dang, I wanted to do that. And then they were told me, no, we're good.

Yeah, you wanted to be a base. I was like, I was like, I'd be sick. I'd love to be sick. You can't hold. And then they just saw me and they're like, no, you're good. No. You don't want to do that anymore. We'll throw you. Oh, you could have been a flyer.

Oh, you're a little bit just. We'll throw you. When that be cool, but you'll go viral. Because these guys, they like pick these women up by like the seat of their pants. And then they like set them down and then just go. And they might be wiping their nose, but it doesn't matter.

It's on ESPN 2. It went viral. Oh, I didn't know that. There's hell of a dude that are like, good job, Brittany. What the fuck sneak a little s- I don't know if they're doing it to be like Poverts now or if it's just chilly that night. No, they're in the sweaters. Yeah, running the sweaters. You never know They're really I did hear these two women when I was coming down from the elevator of the hotel where St. Ed and over here.

And it's got elevators. There's elevators. There's elevators. And lots of them. The one, I didn't realize that there's a cheerleader commission until I got in the lobby and then these two women for sure cheer moms and the one mom is going this fucking bitch. And I'm like, what? Yeah.

What's happened in there? She goes, she doesn't even want to be a cheer captain. Talking about her daughter. No, talking about, I think, not a cheer captain, the cheer leader of the coach. Oh, my gosh. She never even wanted to do it, and she doesn't respect the cheer moms. And then the other woman called her a cunt. What? You know it. He said he's standing there against the wall going please don't recognize me as bumper

right now. Please don't recognize me. That's what I was like. Please don't stop the music. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, check me out. It's getting late. Making my way. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, I did it and then you decided to figure my asshole right there, dude. I did it and then you decided to figure my asshole right there. I didn't do anything.

I don't know what you're talking about. This dude is like, alligating as shit. Dude, I, I, I, I, what do you call that shuffle step? Yeah. And then, yeah. And then, whoa. My boy really got him a man. Yeah, we got two more shows just getting weird.

Yeah, I just never, I don't know man. I never get to do it. Do you think that gets a reaction out of you? I thought maybe this would do it. I think that's it. And what was like, do I get into sounding? I like that so much. Kyle goes, I never get a reaction from you.

I guess I'll molest you. Yeah. Look, I guess I'll molest you in front of 2,500 people. That'd be the perfect time to shine. He's like, I'm calling HR. Oh, and a cool part about the St. Cote, I'll say it now. Lucky?

Obviously, all the cheerleaders at stuff. And then we're standing out waiting for the car to pick us up to take us here Yeah, and then this guy comes up and he's like, hey, I'm not with the cheerleaders You mind if I get a photo for my daughter and I'm like, oh who are you here? Are you here with somebody and then he goes? Yeah, well, I'm with the girls wrestling team Yeah, and there's like a girls wrestling competition I think that's awesome. We love it. It's cool. I do everything in Kansas City. It's fucking sick, dude. Yeah. I didn't know that girls wrestle

I didn't know that oh, yeah, I feel like if you're gonna wrestle it's gonna be It's gonna be here in the Midwest if you're a girl. Oh, yeah, right If you're if you're a strong-ass chick and you live anywhere else in the country Your family has to move you here to get on the squads. And that's how you're gonna be robbed of fucking rousey, man. I have no trouble in your way to start them. I love that discussion where it's like sweetheart.

I don't know, Jenny is buff is fuck. Yeah, that's a cop. You live in Connecticut, that's just a conversation you have to have with your wife. Honey, I don't know, but, Sadie is shredded. Yeah, all right. We're moving.

We're moving to the Midwest. Out in California, they just throw those lace in the pool. They do water polo, dude. Yeah, water polo, ladies. Yeah, but that's a bitch ass pork. It paired a wrestling, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, They're fucking toenails into you almost you almost said nipples and that's where you almost said nipples You're just qualified what I did not you're like oh they should they shave their nipples. I heard you do They shape I still can say nail and then I said no nail. I thought you

Mr. Sikko which is also like not true I know you're trying to like make a statement, but water polo isn't as aggressive as but Water Polo isn't as aggressive as wrestling, dude. You're at wrestling, I don't think you're... Wrestling is literally your fighting, and if you've ever seen those wrestling, when they get someone, you're at the wrestling. And then someone just takes a thumb and just goes, think!

Right in someone's asshole. Adam, you're talking about getting a pit bowl off of someone. Talking about what I just did to you, bro. And wrestling is not literally fighting. It's literally wrestling. It's wrestling, yeah. But water polo is, you can't breathe underwater.

You can hold people underwater. It's crazy. It's a brutal sport. I just don't think you can call it a bitch-ass sport. I agree. I'm not going to a bitch-ass sport. Don't you call it a bitch-ass sport? Can pair to wrestling.

No, you can't even do that. It's just a swing. I don't know. Hey, let's do some hot topics. What do you say? OK, but let's educate. And the city. Hot topics.

Yeah. Due to two Kansas City area highways, among the America's most loathed in a report Interstate 70 and interstate 35 ranked among the top 100 most low highways in America Low then no why Low literally, I do know that like they are sucks in the middle of the winter when those things freeze over There's just like fucked up crashes and then you're just stuck on the shitty freeway That's for like 12 hours if you're alive. There's there's nothing but black eyes

I love that in the middle of winter when they're like watch out for the black eyes Whoa, and you're like well, we're not gonna see this ice right. Yeah, there's no looking out for it That's where are they saying it like that? The news dude you got to watch local news Okay, all I know about black is is that it's the best flavor of the those sent trees There didn't be like a more on brand-bake statement yo, I fuck with the black eyes trees. They'll smell so good, dude. I know what you're talking about, and they do smell good. They do.

Intense. They're intense. Yeah, real strong center. Black eyes. Yes. I don't know. Have you guys ever flipped your car in some black eyes? I'm definitely spun out and ran into a snow bank.

I don't know if it was black eyes or just regular colored eyes, but. I'm gonna set it in the car. You know, they probably rewritten history, but I bet you was white eyes. And then they just were like, it was black eyes. You're like, well, I didn't see it, but that's interesting.

Interesting how you came up. Yeah, interesting. It was black eyes. I've only seen white eyes. I don't know about this black eyes. These feels made up. I've seen clear eyes. Clear eyes.

The deadliest one. Car accidents in the snow were weird, because I remember I've only been in one, but I saw the car locked up, and I was in my mom's van in the back. And it was like 50 feet of like, well, we're going to get fucking smashed. We're going to get smashed.

This car is not stopping. It just happens at slow motion. You're like, we're sliding, and you're like,, we're gonna get fucking smashed. We're gonna get smashed. This car is not stopping. It just happens at slow motion. You're like we're sliding and you're like, and we're sliding. And we're sliding. And we're sliding. Right. And we're dying.

We're dying. You cannot stop. Doesn't matter if you're steering reversing. It doesn't fucking matter. You're just like, we're going. We're just sliding. We're sliding. Dude, I do miss the snow though.

I do really do do I wish I was kind of bummed that all this rain has happened I'm like this would be tight if it was just just spitting on us a little snow yeah it would be cool that would be a little white Christmas that be sick dude because the best this is the best time of the year when it's like that when it's white and beautiful and then you get in a February and and late January and it's just like beautiful. It's just this funny how it's just yellow and dirty And you're like this is fucking foul Interesting white and beautiful yellow and dirty interesting Mickey Mouse is entering the public domain.

Oh shit. So that means that we can make like a, or not we, people could make Mickey Mouse porno. Yeah, yeah. And there's nothing Disney can do about it. And I know that's what Kansas City's been clamoring for. I can see it. I'm looking out the audience and I can see it. Yeah.

69, dude! Who did that, though? Winning the poo, the Winning the poo horror film was a person who I came out. I didn't see it, did you see that? I was more thinking like you could make Mickey Mouse sweet or some shit like that. Oh yeah, that's cool. Mickey Mouse Club. Adam would go Mickey Mouse porn first.

You would go weed. Yeah. Yeah. Horror film. I would do a Mickey Mouse horror film. Mickey Mouse porn first, you would go weed, Kyle. Horror film. I would do a Mickey Mouse horror film. Mickey Mouse horror film? Yeah. That's kind of sick. What about you, your cheapest? Probably the cheapest to produce.

I don't know. I don't have a funny answer. Well, why don't you just do a drama? Yeah, there he goes. Yeah, I would, I would, I would, I would remake Mad Men, but it'd be Mad Mouse. That's, and he'd be like, What the fuck? Yeah.

I would love to see like a Daniel Day Lewis in their will-be blood, but he's Mickey Mouse. Yeah. Right. I take your milkshake. There's gotta be some fun. I'm milkshake. Goofy, you goofy son of a bitch.

Right. I have a band in my boy Why can goofy talk and Pluto can't say shit. It doesn't make sense You're both dogs Shut the fuck up and bark Abusive Mickey shut the fuck up Well, yeah, so that's what you guys would do. Him and I would have liked, those are bad Mickey Mouse impressions, by the way.

Very, very good. What's about his bad, his Blake's, Kermit the Frog? I don't do that, that is actually Kermit. By the way, when we started this tour, he was doing a great Kermit the Frog impression. And then we got like four dates into this tour and he was like, hey, what's up guys? It's Blake.

Bruh. Up first, the guy from what we do in the shadows, you know him. The tall drink of water, you know him. He's on the, the King Kong, or the Godzilla show on Apple and then bumper with the dumper. And I'm just smoking a cigarette backstage. And the bus ball guy. Let's go. And now the one with the hair. Blake smokes cigarettes like a French person kissing an audience. Yeah, honestly though. Let's smoke cigarettes tonight. Dude, I do miss them. I do miss them. You know honestly though Let's smoke cigarettes tonight. Dude I

I do miss them. I do miss them. I Never smoke cigarettes dude. I'm coming up on fucking like 10 years. No siggies and I do miss them Congratulations, Kyle. That's big time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah They'll buy you dude my dad quit smoking. He's been Isn't smoke the cigarette for seven years. Yeah, and then he got cancer Dude, yeah, that shit's up work. We're gonna go Dennis. That's our word. I remember me and Dennis used to smoke siggies together What was it like to like just like quit having a personality? The thing that made me a good musical call to call Kyle the human cigarette. Yeah. We be like, where's that smoke dude?

Well, it's a lot of years of reinvention, and now I'm sponsored by Sail Kirk Pickleball. So I'm gonna do it all right. Do it. Do it. How you're a guy that is a comic talent? I need a rubeless talent. So wait, but Kyle, and I'm not trying to be a dig. Not school.

J.K. Okay. They also sent me free stuff. Oh, sure. But I'm like trying to be a dick. Not school. JK. Okay. They also sent me free stuff. Oh, sure. But I'm like, I signed the contract. I know, but I didn't have to do that. But I've gotten a lot of free shit from him. Okay.

Fair enough. And I haven't purchased a paddle in fucking two years, okay? And let's just say I'm up to date. Me neither. Give me a minute, Blake. I want you. Got it, buddy. Oh, you see? I don't know if there's an old one. The carbon fiber. Those are old ass. Those are old news. Me neither Like one got a money. Oh

The carbon fiber those are all that's those are old news the Sorry more highway shit go ahead Dude a fossil of a prehistoric you're gonna like thisters because you're on the Godzilla show on Apple yes monocle of prehistoric dragon as big as a great white shark. Holy shit. Japan, everybody. That's dope. Godzilla is upon us. OK.

The 100 million year old giant dragon, the size of a great white shark was unearthed. Nice. And they're saying it's crocodile-like head for wing-shaped flippers and a fin's tail. So it's a water dragon? Who writes this stuff? Like, don't we know that all these things exist,

but they're like, it's a dragon. And like, are great white sharks? Yeah, they're not that big. They're not that big. No, this sounds like a water dragon water. Water dragon. Yeah. Oh, there it is.

Oh, shit. I mean, where did they find it here? Japan. Japan. Oh, okay. So that makes it extra cool. Kansas City of the East. Right.

Yeah, that's what they call Japan. Pretty cool art scene. Yeah. Can I get those hot cuisines? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody. C. Everybody. Custody.

Remember when he showed us his nipples? And his belly button. Wee-o. Yeah. See what happens? See what happens? To Chugga beer here in Kansas City. It's one of my favorite things to do.

Let's do it. Wee-o. Wee-o. Take the lead. Wee-o. You should take the lead. That's really cool. They found another Dino-ino sore dragon. They did. I mean that was kind of a bullshit

By the way this right here's a chugasaurus You can beat it last night. Oh, yeah! Woo! Yeah. Let's go. I got you three seconds time. Pretty good. Terz, you took that job of timing him so seriously. I watched you.

I'm glad he got it. Well, now that I know how to tell time, I'm obsessed with that. I'm hooked. A lot of people might not know that Durs cannot tell time. And so we're proud of him that he's finally learning. Yeah, it's really good. And that's not a joke. That's a real thing that he deals with.

And we don't make fun of him for it. We don't. Oh, we're nice gentlemen. It's 9-28. So, good job. There's a digital clock. No, no, no. That's also digital.

No, he's got the key. He does, good job. There's a digital clock. So, no, no, no. That's also digital. No, he's got this digital clock. He goes, he goes, he goes, he does. He goes, he goes, he goes, he does. When Walter Isaacson set out to write his biography of Elon Musk, he believed he was taking on a world-changing figure. That night, he was deciding whether or not to allow Starlink to be enabled to allow a sneak attack on Crimea. What he got was a subject who also sowed chaos and conspiracy.

I'm thinking it's idiotic to buy Twitter because he doesn't have a fingertip feel for social emotional networks. And when I sat down with Isaacs in five weeks ago, he told me how he captured it all. They had Kansas spray paint and they're just putting big axes on machines. And it's almost like kids playing on the playground just choose them up left right in Sennah and then like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde he doesn't even remember it getting the bars done excuse being a total **** but I want the reader to see it in action. My name is Evan Ratliffe and this is on Musk with Walter Isaacson. Join us in this four-part series as Isaacson breaks down how

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So you guys have some hot hot cues and we got some sweet, sweet A's. Hot hot hot. So Zach wants to know, where did the name male order comedy come from? Oh, no puns. No puns. That is our name of our sketch group and we came up with it like

Over 15 years ago now. Yeah, right. I'll see M.O. C is what we call it came from up So it was the pilot when we started doing sketch comedy basically the internet was still kind of brand new You are so old. We would have people Send we were nobody so I don't know how we thought it was gonna work Well, we we were hoping that people would send us like one sentence ideas for a sketch and then we would make it So it was like email order comedy you would mail us an idea We would make it and then send it out there and then literally that never happened never did it I know but we would so we were doing sketches around town and like that was just our moniker And we we kind of tried to change it and the guy who was doing most of shows was like it's too late people already

You know he was this and we were like yeah people know us Yeah, they do all the 40 people the lower shorts wants to know since we are near the land of the Ozarks What is your favorite memory of leg of the Ozarks? I mean we kind of did this but I would say my favorite memory was we get back to the, my parents' dock. And for whatever reason, like these girls showed us their tits as we were like leaving the bar and we're like,

oh, it's naked time. So then we just get back to our dock where it's just a bunch of dudes. And then we'll all just get butt naked and go swimming, dude. And by the way, it's one p.m. We tried pass on our on their trytunes Just a family just going out for a brunch or whatever and we're just dicks out just cannonball So there's just these very pink asshole that day wildly pink asshole. Yeah, I did a whole like that day. Wildly pink asshole. Yeah. I did a whole like run jump, gabe into the water. Dude, I was like, he is a...

It was athletic. It was athletic how he spread his ass cheeks for his friends. Graceful. Because I know I couldn't have done that. It's amazing. It was wild. It was wild. I was just like, hey, grab me a beer and I crack open a beer and I turn around and I'm just staring into the, the, the abyss, which is what I call Dirt's Asshole. We call it hand brown eye coordination. Yeah. That's very good. That's what I'm going to say.

That's what I'll take away from your bachelor party is like, you know, you're always kind of wondering what is my bros Dicks looks like I can always always like 12 of my bros I know exactly what their dicks and but holes look like it's crazy The Osarks hey, it's the show me state Oh, yeah, show me your bottle. Show me your good one. That one I want, actually. That's good.

That's good. Yeah, it's points. Ozarks memory, though. It had to have been leaving our friends out in the cold. That is right. So two of our friends got super hammered very early. And we're like, we need to go read. Well, it was my mistake because I had my dinner

at a steakhouse. It was like whatever Steve's steak shell, or whatever it's called. It was great. It was awesome. And we had a great, and they are vegetarian. So there was literally nothing for them to eat there. Yeah, nothing to eat.

That's where it was a Yeager fountain. Yes, there was a Yeager fountain. That was where my broken had salmon because I was so fucking hungry. Yes. So they got blackout drawn. I'm not and then and then we meant to send them home but then we put in the wrong address and they never made it home. I was given an address. I don't know if I misheard it or it was told to me

incorrectly but they went somewhere that wasn't home. Yeah. And then we kept going out and then we just didn't know where they were. And their phone's died. And they slept in a barn under a tractor. You don't get it. And my mom is super offended by this because it's not a barn. It's a shed.

Yeah. And it wasn't that far from her house. It was like maybe like six houses down or something. And she's like, it's actually, it's not maybe like six houses down or something and she's like, it's actually, it's not a barn. There's no barns in our neighborhood. Well, there are no barns. They should have pulled up.

It's a large shed. There is a tractor, but it's not a big tractor. They should have pulled up to butt-fuck-cove. We would have accepted them with arms wide open. Something wide open. So Hayley Glover wants to know, Does Kyle, and I didn't know this, but I guess this is a known fact within the fan base,

Does Kyle really have the smallest penis? Oh, what? There's no way. I think I think you make the joke about having the smallest penis the most. Yeah, well, you know, there's truth in comedy, and let's just leave it at that. Very shaggy, darling. All right.

All right, we don't need to get into it. Yeah. We don't need to get into it. Hey, there's only one way to find out Kansas City. You want to see it? You want to see it? You want to see it? You keep talking about it, and I might as well show them.

Hey, this is Kate, everybody. She's the other star of the show. K-k- it, take it, take it, take it, take it. You'll see. Yeah, they do. All right. It's down there somewhere. I'll tell you where to put it. Yeah.

Nope, not tonight. Not tonight. Not tonight. Not tonight, it was the gentleman. Not tonight, sorry about that. Kyle's uncle or grandpa had the best joke ever at the urinal? Oh, yeah, at the urinal. He was wearing swim shorts and I'm at the urinal and he pulls up decks to me And he's like just taking down swim shorts. He's like said now where did I put that thing?

This dude wasn't very funny either so that was like that fucking coolest thing I could have heard him Well, what cool is he might not have been joking? But his name... Like knowing your family. Don't you think that's funny? But his name was Dick. His name was Grandpa Dick. Yeah. Dude, one of my, I found out that one of my teachers

in elementary school, her name was Miss Dickie. And I found out that her husband's name was Harry. Harry Dickie. How could you name your child Harry if your last name's Dickie? Yes, you're the funniest person alive. That's how. So, Christian Chaddic, in quotes, wants to know, why is Adam the kind of guy you don't bring home to your parents?

Well, that was a character. Oh, yeah, that's it. Because he might fuck your mom. Yeah, because I might fuck your mom. Yeah. That's from the show. In real life, I probably won't fuck your mom. Yeah, you know, I'm a married man. I have a child on the way.

I'm very excited about it. Yeah. Just gonna hang out. I'm like, you food and talking to'm very excited about it. Yeah. Just gonna hang it on like we do in the talk. More than likely, more than likely. Now fucking your mom. So more than likely. But there's still a chance.

I'm going to say what's in there. What are your favorite ex-miss carols? And can you sing them? Silent night. Wow. Holy night. Silent night holy night Oh Is

The Oh Tender and by sweet sweet Perfect Wow Oh, sweet, heavenly, King of all. Please don't stop the music. Please don't stop the music. What I love about that is that you know when you go to church with your dad for the first time and you see him sing

and your whole life is like, what? Because your dad puts on that church singing voice. Do my dad, my dad was the king. And he was like, he's almost was making fun of singing like how intense he got into singing. Like, it's crazy. And my mom would be like, yeah, too much. You're riding the line. He be like, yo, too much. You're right.

He's like, you're dead too much. But then he's kind of elbowing me and being like, yo, we're singing so loud right now, because it's Christmas. And you can. Yeah. He's like, hey. So loud.

He's like, get ready. This is my shit. Hark the hair all day. Oh, say. That you want to move, move, move. This is my shit right here. If you're going to be the new born king. And by the way, if you had your light on, I saw that. That was the shit on Christmas Eve when you would go to church and make a lighter candle.

Oh, yeah. And you would just be like melting the wax in your hand. Do yes. Yes. We're like lighting people up here. And you're a kid and it's midnight mass. And you're like, this is the best night of my life Right I have a fire in my hand and my dad is egging me on to

Sing away too loud in a place Yeah, there was a draft of game over man where I don't know what was going on It was in like the first 15 pages where we like saw some go down and we were like it looks like Christmas Came early and then we like backed out of the doorway going That's a fucking I Am a lot of good Christmas bangers Christmas my favorite time of the year. I fucking love it, dude Christmas rocks. I can't wait to get I love it celebrate it. I Like Alvin in the chip monksunks, so that's my favorite. Right.

You want to sing a little bit of it? Me, I want a hula hoop. That's his fire. Right, good. I'm more of a California raisins Christmas-type guy. Oh, what did they bring? I did a brain. California raisins sing Christmas songs.

Do you remember the California raisins special where they had the dinosaur and he's saying, here we come a waffleing. and he was even talking waffles. I think that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, I don't, but it was a dinosaur. Sure. Yeah, dude. So Mike Ferguson wants to know also Christmas theme. This is nice.

What is everyone's favorite Christmas movie? Because it's Christmas time. Oh, dude, it's. It's not easy. It's die hard to Christmas movie. it's Christmas time. Dude, it's... It's diehard of Christmas movie. Yes, it is. And it is the best one. And that one, right? Mine would truly be home alone, dude.

It's so... It's so great. It's such a classic. It's good. Mine has always been, always will be Ernest Saves Christmas. Wow. That is a good one. That's classic.

That is a good one. No one to me. No one to me. No one to me. No one to me. What's yours, Kyle? It's a wonderful life. Oh, that's sick.

Yeah, I go old school. You're sick. Did you drop on? I fuck with grandma's. Yeah. No one to Christmas. Yeah, it's fun. Like, grandma's is, I just watched it the day, that movie fucking rips, dude.

Those grandma's are getting drunk, is fucking the bar, and she's like serving the mouth of the hall, like it's totally normal. Wait, you might have watched that, this ain't grandma's. No. Have you never seen grandma's in the front? Have you never seen grandma's in the front? They hit the bar, and she's like opening, like, beers for them. I feel like the next movie that we do because it's not gonna be the work of

a holics movie fuck Paramount plus Yeah We might be going fuck Paramount block What Fuck Fuck, Baron, not block! Fuck, Baron, not block! They fucking sucked, dude. Yeah, that was a real bummer of the song.

They pulled that movie from us five weeks from when we were about to start shooting. We were all so excited. The script was so funny. And we were so, I mean, we were so ready to give it to you guys. Fuck, Baron, not plus. Well, why didn't you cry about it? It is really. Why was I even saying fuck Paramount Plus? I don't know.

I'm just excited. You're just excited, and that's fine. That's OK. You're in Kansas City. What happened? Is it real? Oh, I was going to say maybe the next move we do, because it's not going to be the work of a movie.

It's like a creature feature, dude. Let's do a creature feature. Yeah, like a grandma's Thai movie, or a the work of the movie. It's like a creature feature, dude. I was doing a creature feature. Yeah, like a grandma's Thai movie, or a tremors Thai movie, that'd be fun. Full blown down. Yep, I would love to do a creature feature with you boys. What's the name of the bar in Ozarks, butt fuckers? Butt fucko.

No, there's like, dicks halfway in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, my favorite thing about the Ozarks is every name is like, hey, welcome to Coxhuckersco! And you're like, hey, welcome to Big Bertha's Butthole Barn. And you're like, aren't you? I love it. Yeah, Dix have a good experience.

Hey, for a nickel, you can get a shot of semen with a minnow in it. And you're like, do I have to take that? And you're like, you do. All right, I guess so. 69, deans. Welcome to Dix all the way out. So Nick would like to know what would Brozark's part two look like.

Bitch, we would die. No, Jetski's all day, but I can't wait to get back. I wrote on a back at Kyle's Jetski. This dude has no fear. No fear on a Jetski. You went fast as fuck. I thought were out to can cuss each other. He wants it I was shuttling people to the alligator bar right I was like the DD the whole thing and you'd hop on and then he would just rip and I'm like I think I'm just gonna fucking

Back to your head. I got a bail. I got a bail I wanted to give you a line there should be some fear because people die on that like I wanted to give you a line. There should be some fear because people die on that like multiple times a year. Yeah, but you guys were all going fucking hard. I felt like I had to go hard at something. You know what I mean? Yeah, we were going hard on like ruining our livers. And like Blake was just swallowing COVID water.

Yeah. He was just like, Kyle's back at the house like, did you hear about all the celery I ate? Yeah. Yeah. Shake out. Yeah. Yeah. Kyle was like, dude, hey, there's not gonna be any celery

for the Bloody Mary's tomorrow morning. I ain't afraid, you guys out. Why on earth? Hey, good luck. Good luck with your Bloody Mary's tomorrow. You might notice there's no celery left. Ask me about it, ask me about it. Doodai, 50 sticks. We didn't ask.

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Somebody has to raise my children. Just your children, just like... Because I die. This is the mother and father were done so dude. This is my last will in We died on a Jetsky adventure in the O's Right, don't get gonna say Blake me. Yeah, because we sucker because we're in the same we grew up kind of the same. Yeah, you we sucker, because we're in the same, we grew up kind of the same.

Yeah. You know, I think I never hoods. So I'm about to have two more kids, bro. I can't handle that. I know I don't think this is the most responsible answer. So Blake's going to have now four kids from three different women. That's a relay. It's a lot. It's a lot. three different women. It's a relay. It's a lot. I'm pissed now. He's a goddamn basketball star. Just because I know. Yeah, I know they'd be going to the bay for holidays and stuff like that. Yeah. What would you do? What would you do with his kids? I'd teach him how to play basketball. It's fair. Because obviously Kyle has his influence on his children.

What he envisions them to like maybe this is such a complex question I'd rather talk about it backstage I would put them down You put them down. Yeah, I put them down. See that's why I didn't choose you. I knew you'd go fucking deep somewhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now with your kids, I would raise your kids. I would do a great job with your children. I wouldn't give my kids to any of you guys. Oh, okay. I would put them down.

Fair enough. Yeah, that would be like a weird clause in the will and I'm going, oh shit, okay. Adam is a new father. I think I would want to meet Adam's nanny. Yeah. Just some. I'm going to have like 12 nannies to her out.

Because you're going a lot. This guy's busy. Yeah. But maybe she's pretty cool. Yeah. She's going to do a good job. Yeah. I guess I'll go with Kyle as well.

And because we're both from the Bay Area, so. I know. It's just like a geography thing. Yeah. And like upbringing. But honestly, it's just like a geography thing. It's like a upbringing. But honestly, I didn't. I mean, they'd be hyphi. I knew it.

They'd be raised by you. They'd be hyphi. Dude, just please, make sure they're low-level eyes or mac tray, OK? Well, on that note, any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here for Kansas City, guys? Any double downs? Any Merry Christmas's? Yes, I have a Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to guys. Double downs. Hey.

In the Merry Christmas's, yes, I have a Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you, everyone here. Yeah, okay. Okay. I would say happy holidays to you guys. Happy holidays. I mean, admittedly, thank you guys so much for coming out and showing so much love.

Yeah. I was certainly in these days on the calendar the entire way. I knew Kansas City and Omaha would come up to support. And you guys really did. So thank you for showing up and showing up. And I feel like I would be remiss. Yeah, you would. Oh, yeah.

Because you guys know that I and I know what that means. I would be very remiss. Oh, it's me too. I also know what remiss means. To not compliment Blake on escape boarding skills. That was pretty. Yeah. Yo, that was beautiful. I also know it remiss means to not compliment Blake on escape boarding skills I'll mess there's anything you need to say which brings me to my special uplifting moment Is that one of the things we do? I just want to give a special shout out to Sean Molto Kansas City I'm not saying he came out here and did a little flips of do's a rusell, but I'm just saying that bro is

And also I would like one more time to shout out my family. Thank you for showing up My family members if you can just stand up, all of you, that's a blue ball. Stand up, device. Bobo's side. Where are they? Everyone out there, they're there. They're here to stand up.

Is that the community that they're doing? I think I see you back there. Everywhere my family members, there they are, there they are. We do them all. There they are, I see you guys. Thank you. You're welcome. Sorry for all the talk about Jason but holes and stuff. Oh Sorry for all the talk about jizz and buttholes and stuff. Yeah, but we got some epic in a way That's line in the form of just t-shirts. Just keep moving the couch Hell yeah

This is going deep I'm gonna go all the way over here. You all ready? Oh, that's sick. I'm trying to get the device. Thank you, sir. Yeah. Thank you guys so much. We're going to be party tonight. Hopefully we'll see you out in these streets! And this is another episode of...

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