This Is Important - Ep 182: Live From Omaha: Adam Comes Homaha

Episode Date: January 2, 2024

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Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Immortant? Oh yeah the four dudes who talk about coming to Haryah live. Give it up for his fucking titties! You're flying without kids, good luck with that. I knew a middle school teacher of yours, you pancake dick fuck face.

Buckle up. Oh my god, we made it We're pulling in the city I said like 30 times like hey guys welcome home a hall. Yeah That's good and I don't know I don't think anybody's ever said that before yeah no I think that was an original thing that I just came up with on the on the drive-in that's a dope original thought to have oh hell yeah it's just a good one and I he comes originally there we go baby the best result when you like uh when you would come home from college or what I didn't go to college when I came home from you

Imagine you read this in a book when I came home from smoking weed with you guys And then like unironically saying to my friends like They'd be like welcome home a hall and I'm gonna be like it's good to be back home a hall It's good to be back home. Home. Right. Oh, that sounded ironic. It was from your heart and from your soul. At that time, you have to get that tatted across your chest tonight, dude.

Bring the tattoo artist out. We're getting a lot of ink done. I don't think we couldn't get the tattooers, but I never got it. Or lower back if it just said, hola-ha. Holah-ha. Yeah. Welcome to my hola-ha. Okay.

Yes, points. Give it to you. No, no, please no. No, no, it's the last stop on the tour. Points are flying tonight. Oh, no. Wow. Okay.

Sure. I feel like you are really willy-nilly with points specifically to Durs. I feel like Kyle and I could say something very funny Yes, we can and we don't and we should go boner. Oh, points are different than and points are different than funny And if you didn't know that by now you'll never know and what what is the reason for this hat Durs what? Did you think that everyone in Omaha dresses like this or what was the I? hat, there's what, did you think that everyone in Omaha dress is like this or what was the, I, okay, truth be told, this is white face, I feel like, I'm putting something on right now.

Yeah. Oh boy. I also went to Bass Pro Shop today and I was gonna come fully camoed out. That would have been sick, dude. That's cool. That would have been sick. Like those places are insane. Yeah. And then as I like held up, they're Disney lands for your dad,

you know? Well, some, some dads. Yeah. As I held up the camo, it was like the montage in a movie, no one's seen. Which one? Bamboozled. Were they like getting the shoe polish on their face again, and now they're really not into it I just held it up and I was like this this isn't okay anymore. It's not you can't do it. You're not a cam off. Yeah Zero points and also I need like negative points. I don't know if it was bright or this fucking hat Definitely tried to loft one to the top bunk up there. Dude is hit a speaker. It's right there It was dripping right over here. I got that right.

It's so, coming out of the picture. We're up to a real rough start. But isn't my hat fun? That'll be a fun way to end the tour. Just it explodes. 32 dead at the Orphium. Robsies. Yeah, electrical shock.

Are they? And then it said, now this was important. This was important. Yeah. Now this actually was. That shit's important. Nope, no points there. No points there.

Oh, it's June. And what's we talking about? Yeah, it's June. So it's the block point. I'm giving you 10 points. Oh, uh-oh. See? Oh, the block.

See, that's what happens when you don't drink the buzz ball, and you just pour it all over your face. I'm good. I'm good. Are you? Look at 10 points. Yes, yes, yes. Thank you. 10 points.

Yes, for it. It's so good to be back. I don't get back here that often, which sucks, dude, because my family, the up and moves to Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri. Right. So, uh-oh. Yeah. Right. So, uh, yeah. Damn.

Yeah, they left you. Yeah, damn. No, they're pretty happy with the decision, but. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah, they live on the lake, so it's pretty cool for them, but they're like, no, live in the suburbs like us.

Right. Live in the suburbs. But I miss it. I miss coming back here, man. Last time I was, not the last time, but the time before I was here, I did this thing called Becoming, which was like this weird documentary about myself,

but I'm not dead yet. That's not what it got. The Brown James put it on as for Disney Plus. And they like, it's like how you became who you have become. And it was like me and Anthony Davis and a bunch of like figure skaters in chess. And sure. And, and, and, and then they did,

they were like a big thing was me being hit by the cement truck, you know, because I was hit by a cement truck on 144th and Harrison. No big deal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I say, bleeding in these streets. Yeah. Yeah, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I out at the intersection. So it's just awkwardly me standing in the intersection going like, that's the spot, that's the spot. There it is. So I was crying about it.

I kept saying how mangled I was and they're like, maybe a different word. And I'm like, I was mangled though. OK, I was all twisted up. Yeah, I was like, that's where I was mangled. And they're like, just say that's where they accident happened. Like, that's where they accident mangled me they're like just say that's where they accident happened I'm like that's where they accident mangled me and they're Stop saying mangled there's got to be another way better work and another thing that I kept doing that

They cut out which I was bombed is I kept Nealing down I would kneel down to the ground and then here we go touch the ground can go see that's fucking fire dude, right? That's good content right and then I would do this like three or four times and then go That's what fucking dads do after they give you like a real heart-to-heart talk they fucking It's like hey buddy No jerking off in the living room, all right? Yeah. Is this him cleaning it up? Yeah, that's a, yeah, what's that? I'm not cleaning this up again.

And that's that. I'm not cleaning this up with my hands, again. All right? You know what? Actually, just go get me a towel, all right? Yikes. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, so I did a, they took me everywhere.

I went back to my old high school when Miller South high school Yeah, I Dramatic my old drama teacher Mrs. Baker and She here she acted like she was like I was her favorite. She's like we loved you. I'm like no you didn't Oh, sir, it's not your favorite. I was not your favorite. Um, what what plays did you do in high school? What was your big jump off? Oh fuck, what plays didn't I do, bitch? Okay.

We got some feet in the streets, and I stay wearing way too much makeup and high school production. Yes, we know. Damn, but seriously, just a couple of plays you did. Yeah, I did a... I would do the comedy every year, and I did Harvey. I wear, you know, it's Harvey like a bunny.

Is that a bunny? It's like an invisible bunny. Yeah, is it a, it's not a Christmas one though, is it? And no, and I remember I got, I like missed, I fucked up my lines, but then I went on an improv Ty Raid. Oh, I was like, I was like, my God, I am weaving gold up here.

Yup, yup, yup. And it's seen that was supposed to take two like, my God, I am weaving gold up here. Yep, yep, yep. And a scene that was supposed to take two minutes, took 11 minutes here. We're doing live. We went off the road. That's so cool. And I don't think it was good. And in hindsight, I think I was just on stage

and loving every second. Yeah, there's no way you're going to be on stage and be like, fuck this sucks. I can go for 11 minutes. Yeah, dude, I rewrote that bitch. Yeah, that's weird. And now there's this. Yeah, and now there's this cool sex scene in the middle And then the Harvey comes in I start fucking Harvey

Your theater teachers just like We just your theater teachers just like Two years I love you. I love you the best. I don't love you But I but then I kept trying to get that like I would on the theater stage. I like kneel down and was like Right, let me let me wipe up this just from our feet the production You jerked off in all these places? That's what Adam thought it was about. And then also I was like, maybe I'd make a big ass donation and like help the school and like make this theater

like really dope, like bring it in the new state of the heart. And then I was like, Miss Baker, how much would it take to really turn this theater around? Thinking it's gonna be like 10 grand. And oh no. No, she was like, I don't know, maybe a million, and I go, I'm good. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot.

Good buy. Yeah, I was like, I didn't then say, like I was thinking about Donate, I was like, wow. Yeah. So you have to ask the state for that, or what? She had to go high.

She had to go high though. Yeah, she was like, how deep are these pockets? Well, yeah, I guess I have done enough dumb commercials that she's like, this guy's a whore for money. He's done some shit. Right. He could do it. Yeah.

He could finance it. Million buck dude, when they interviewed. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. This is the last thought. This is the last thought. Actually.

Well, I remember when they interviewed me, they got me to a point where I actually cried as well. Like I was like, yeah, but then they fucking cut it out. And I was like, thank God, you know. Oh yeah, but you cried talking about Adam? I did, I did. It's in the raw foodie. I think I just got there.

I was like, this is what they want. I'm not fucking. It's because you kept calling me your mangled friends. Yeah, I was like, and then Adam was just, he told me his story and he was just so mangled. He was just me your mangled friends. Yeah, I was like, and then Adam would just eat Toby's story, and he was just so mangled. He was just so fucking mangled. The mangler.

Yeah. I imagine when you got hit by that truck, that it was like one of those movies where the superhero gets hit, and then the whole truck implodes on it. Oh, yeah, like folds around you. Was that very much not like that? Yeah.

He thought it was going to be, he tried to shoulder block the truck and he's like bad idea Yeah, I am I don't fuck with superhero movies now. Yeah, cuz I'm like fake not real not real That would actually really hurt you. Yeah, he would go flying 200 feet like a doll. Yeah 500 feet. I was hidden Sarpie County and I landed in Douglas. Oh, shit. My man's dropping in counties. Yeah, Sarpie. Yeah.

What is that one? That fucking good, dude. That is, I don't even know if Pomeroy is still a band. And I hope they're here. I hope, I hope Jeff Pomeroy or whatever his name is, uh, is here and now. That's their last name. I fucking know, dude.

I don't know. What does dude? They were abandon the early 2000s that we fucking loved. That riff? P-O-M-E-R-O-Y. The Eskimo Pie hits you, rabbit, 20-I. Two, Eskis-Y-Y. Why? Why? Because they're super fly.

Never let them use the guy. That's how I met this guy. I'm like, oh, too. Just all Pomeroy all the time in Orange County. Yeah, when you came to Orange County, you came in hot. Yeah, dude, the Orange County had never seen hair that hard before. Super hard Lego head. But that can't be true, right? Orange County had some hard hair back in the night. Like Adam had some frosted tips.

No, I'm your butterfly sugar baby guy? Oh, yeah. Orange County does notoriously. Adam fitting perfectly. Yeah, it's very hard hair and I should ride. I mean, I should ride. That was your influence. No, like, obviously you're from here, but like,

oh, I was always up at SoCal vibe. I was always up in the Paxon being like, how do I look Californian? Right. Yeah. I don't want to figure this out. Paxon is just billabong head to toe. Right. I get that people are like, how do I look? California. Right. Yeah. I don't want to figure this out. Pakistan is just billabong head to toe.

Right. I get that people like you serve and I'm like, yeah. I'm looking forward to it. What's the little board over there? Yeah, I'm going to go that old one. You were putting sun in in your arm here. Yeah.

I like that your first day at college, you were rocking healies. You're like, this is California, right? I like, yeah, dude. I'm just soap, chewing everywhere. I'm just soap chewing everywhere I'm just grinding on shit Soaps what's up bros. Hey, here you go. I got a drop for you See yo's pizza dude. I love Blake Blake comes into town and he immediately clocks my two favorite rep.

He's like, Z-Yo's pizza, what's that about? And I'm like, Z-Yo's pizza. You never had it so good. Z-Yo's pizza. By the way, I remember in my child brain, I remembered it being way sexier. I don't know why, but I just thought it was a sassy, sexy black woman who's just like, Zio pizza.

Right. You never had it so good. I'm like, I haven't. That explains the relationship with you. It turns out it was like a skinny white dude who's deep in the prince. Zio's pizza. Stick up, Brad, stick up, yo ass. Who's like a skinny white dude who's deep in the prince? Yeah. Zio's pizza. Stick up, Brad, stick up, yo ass.

Zio's pizza. Ah. Extra cheese means we fuck you in the back. Did the day you, doll? Did the day you. And then you also mention, uh, Romeo's, not a typical restaurant. Romeo's not so typical, please. We got it. I that one. I have to go on YouTube That sounds like a Disney fairway song or something

That's a typical restaurant dude, and then I love what they say Not your typical restaurant not your typical place not your typical restaurant and it's not your typical taste Sometimes you want that. Sometimes you want it to taste like Mexican food. Right. Yeah. But what I love about it is they're already, they're just doing some other shit too.

Because it is good. I do like Romeo's, but then they're also like Mexican food and also pizza. Right. Yes, we also. We also. We also, it's. Yes, we also. We also. We also. And also.

Kettle corn. Like. And also. Fish. I actually just got it though. It's nacho typical pizza restaurant. That's what I thought you were saying. Oh, so it's like they're really taking the Mexican pizza

thing to heart. Yeah, they really are. Yeah, yeah. Yes, points. Yeah, they really are. Yeah, yeah. Yes, points. Yeah, I got a show to try. I mean, pizza, not show typical restaurants. I think I can play the song. We might have to sit through a Hyundai ad or a Joe Biden ad.

I can't wait. Here we go. Here we go. Wait, you say. Romeo's. It's got like a Caribbean beat. Romeo's. Romeo's. We can put an end to it. Not your typical restaurant. I like how it's like the Caribbean beat, too.

This is definitely not true. You like Mexican food and the sweet sounds of the Caribbean? What? They're like, no, you're like the... Come on down to Romeo's. There's not one guy named Romeo working there. Right. Guys named Tony. Yeah.

There's Brad with pizza. Your microphone is all sorts of stuff. We gotta get him a new microphone, Sad. Such acid button. Fuck this thing. It's because they hit the speaker. Fuck this mother fucking thing. It is.

It is. Okay. I hate porn everybody. Oh shit. What, let's see, look at him hold that microphone like now. It is. Okay. I like porn everybody. Oh shit. Let's see. Look at him hold that microphone like now. He's got like this. I like this. That's fire. Also, did you need a headset microphone this whole tour? Now that I think about it, I can do my laptop with one hand. Yeah. What have we been doing? It's always this like you have had a Madonna type. Like you're ready to do a full on dance number

I've never like because you were like I need it for my laptop But now that I'm seeing it you don't use two hands with a laptop What's what's weird is every time I've ever been on a laptop. It's been like this Okay, hey, for those in the front row, Anders is jerking off again. I'm just holding a microphone. Do not come. Prepare to venture to the darkest, most haunted locations once again. The most frequent report is that someone was following you out of that ward. once again. As your host, Amy Bruney, I'm ready to take you on a spine tingling journey through the

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That's awesome. What's up middle school teachers? What's up middle school teachers? But as we established on this podcast, as we know, teachers are just trying to fuck children and give them and give them drugs. What? This has been proven almost continuously mostly in Omaha. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm not like the bearer of bad news here. There were some rumors, but nothing proven. They never were coming after the mangled boy. No. They steer clear of the young mangled man. Wait, were you skipping over the one in the wheelchair? He ain't got no dick.

Were you? I'm having dick. I mean, I've had to call for a tip to dick. We call him pancake cock. I mean, Adam, if you're a teacher, I'm calling you pancake cock. OK, who has the number for problem seven pancake? All right, I'm handing back the test. There you go. Beaver Dicks.

That's like good job on that one. Oh, yeah. That boy really approved a mile. And she's looking pancake. Adam. Where you are really throwing it out to your teachers, like trying to get him to fuck us. He just sat in your wheelchair like this. Adam was like, yeah, well, I did. I did, but that was just to get some air, air flush. I was really digging a lot.

You're sitting a lot. Because of Pancake Diction. I wasn't in a wheelchair. By high school, I was out of the wheelchair. I think freshman year, I had one of my last surgeries and then I was able-bodied. They said you'd never walk again and talk again but anyway. There we go. They didn't.

I do. Finish him. Finish him. Yeah, so I was up. I did have one teacher that I mean is this gonna get dark? Yeah, no right is it good? Is somebody gonna go to jail and in hindsight I was like oh I was being a creep but I was just I just said I was a 14 year old 15 year old boy. So I was like

Horde I just thought she was a sexy teacher So I'd always like fake flirt with her in front of the class Yeah as a bit right and then I had a legitimate question after class one day What's up ma? you know how I talked What's up girl Can I ask you about that that problem and she would not talk to me alone in class She was like I'll talk to you in the hallway Because she didn't she wasn't sure. Yeah, you're right. Your teacher was afraid of you

She needed an intimacy coordinator. She was afraid of, she's like, she was a lot bigger. She could have taken me for sure. Yeah, she's not afraid. I saw your production of Harvey. So I saw that 11 minute tirade. Let's keep that door open.

I'm well aware of that. And you keep singing fucking, Zio's pizza with your dick out. Calling me ma. Was I ma? What's that about? Zio's pizza, you never had it so wet. Did you guys have a, like a hot teacher or a cool teacher

that all the dudes or all the girls were like all about? Oh, like, because looking back now, like, fucking weird. Like in middle school, we had a teacher who had like a carabiner keychain. This is like 90, this is like 90. Durses the oldest person we know. He had a carabiner fucking keychain like this. He was like the first dude to do it.

What is that mean carabiner? That's the little clip. Right, right? For rock climbing. Yeah, but for ease. Yeah, wow, for ease. Everybody, every girl wanted to just like fuck this dude. Really? Yeah, how did he handle that? He was just well, I don't know, but like he was pretty cool. Oh, okay. Yeah

No, I don't think anybody wanted to fuck our teacher. We had a super pervert teacher Well, of course, we established that a pervert teacher. Well, of course, I mean, the established that will take your own part in like go to all the girls volleyball volleyball. Go to all the girls volleyball volleyball. Is it volleyball or volleyball? Adam, just call that.

Adam, just call that working at your book. Yeah. That's the same thing. Yeah, yeah. Wait, what teacher was it? I'm not gonna say his name. Tell me after they shoot. Hey, we'll edit it out.

And these are all my friends and family. So don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. Don't do it. Oh yeah, no, I remember that guy was drunk all the time, dude. Wow. Yeah. That's the other thing is, as you get older, you realize how many of your teachers were fucked up.

Yeah, oh, I know. Dude, you're just like, yeah, his face is just always super red, whatever. Right. We had a, uh, he always just smells like grandpa. And that's fine. I don't know. I guess as you get older, you just smell like whiskey. Yeah, we had a cool janitor who told us he saw one of our assistant principals doing crack.

Oh, really? He just want to cry. He was like, don't fuck with that guy. We saw him doing crack. And I was like, but cool janitor. Wait, your janitor told you don't fuck with that guy. I saw him doing crack. And I was like, but cool janitor. Wait, do your janitor told you, don't fuck with that guy. Saw him doing crack about your principal?

Yeah, assistant principal. Yeah, that's dope. Yeah. That's just a cool rumor to start. Yeah, it's like, hey, you know your assistant principal? Don't fuck with that guy. He's in the back. But like, this is the cool janitor.

He was cool. Like, we trusted him. Yeah, you trusted janitor. I feel like we trusted him. Yeah, trust the janitor I feel like that's somebody that you trust at the school your shape literally. Yeah, they've cleaned it up Yeah, they know they always are the ones that walk in on you smoking cigarette smoking weed and you're like bro Right, I got you. It's okay Yeah, I feel like the janitor would have been like you're smoking weed in school. I'm ratting you out No, give me your weed. Oh really cool. Yeah, you didn't have a cool janitor. No, I didn't my janitor's pretty dickhead

janitors. I don't know if there was so much dickheads is mostly they're just you know underpaid and they're cleaning up a lot of Responsible adults teenager shit. Yeah. Yeah, so they're little bummed. Yeah Not so much dickheads. Yeah, Not so much dickheads just kind of- And not so much dickheads as much. Dio Vien, they're just like, yeah, well someone extra-sys style vomited all over the girls' bathrooms, so that's my afternoon. Yeah. I don't know how it happened, but there was diarrhea on the ceiling of the science class.

Yeah. I got you, bro. Dio Vien. What's cool those that like the physics teacher comes in he's like actually this is a pretty cool lesson right so gravity is fun. I can stand on my head and shoot diarrhea up to the

physics teachers they had that one week or day or whatever it was where they thought they were fucking G's they were like so today we're playing with fire. You're like, I do this to every day. Do they get out the Bunsen burner and you're like, okay, that is tight. Imagine how pumped they are when they're like,

okay, so this is what I call dry ice. The dry ice was hilarious. Or what was it like the, were they like freeze a banana instantly? Like, oh, it's like nitrogen. nitrogen they're like watch real banana right when they dip it in like smack it and explode They're like hey don't put your dick in that stuff. I mean yeah, hey pancake dick. Don't flop that in here That will be a frozen they go waffle before you know it We're gonna have to stick your dick in a toaster.

I mean, Adam, it's science. I'm drunk. I'm sorry, I'm drunk. I mean, wasted. I mean, fucked up. I mean, sober. It's science. Did you guys have, but I did enjoy like,

the one where like you put a egg in a shoe box and you had to like build whatever kind of thing and then you dropped it off the building. Or the top of the bleachers. You guys had different, we didn't do any of this shit. Did you ever build a bridge? I feel like it. I feel like it's cut spending for science real early on here.

Did you hear what I said? You know the shoe box and by eggs? Also eggs. Durs, I had to do this. I definitely had to do that. I built a fucking little parachute for mine and threw it off the bleachers and it went That's pretty cool. I don't know if that was legal and where where I came from. Oh really you couldn't do that I think it had to be like internal something or other science

I'm adding inside. Yeah, but you know I did I just put hell eggs in there So one of them was gonna survive. Yeah, and they were like well Yeah, but you know, I did I just put hell eggs in there. Oh, one of them was gonna survive. Yeah, and they were like, well, I love it. There you go, log marriages. What kind of science experiments did you do at them if you didn't have any? Here we go.

Dude, I just remember, we cut open a frog and that was kind of a big deal. I didn't like doing that. I didn't like that. I actually loved it. You did? Yeah. It's kind of a thing I do.

And you're not a serial killer if you kill other serial killers. True. True. That's true. I think we talked about this. Shout out to Eva Swift. When we dissected pigs, she cut the tongue out of the pig. And then the rest of the day, she would just walk my people's desks and throw the tongue on it.

Whoa. And you didn't know what it was because you weren't with her for that class. And then you'd be like, what is this like a racer? And she's like, that's a pig's tongue. Oh, man. It was fun. That's a cool person. Yeah.

There is a cool story about his high school that I'm like, that did not fly. And why did you just throw a bandaid on my table? It's a pig's tongue. Oh, that's a pig's tongue. It's a human penis. And I'm that's a pig's tongue. It's a good. It's a human penis. And the hungry, I don't want to have pancakes. Why is this a, oh, is that picky?

Adam's dick. Did you guys build the bridge out of popsicles sticks? Or were popsicles, we built the bridge out of spaghetti. Adam's like, we built homes out ofoplastic. Yeah. Well I was in these class I was in these like they took smart kids and put them in a room padded room and that's where I was shuffled off too. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. They call this special so I don't know. Okay. That's pretty cool. That's a cool one. The 9th year. The first time was. The 9th year.

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Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, dude, I was really hit that. Dude, I was so stoked on the old spaghetti works. I'm like, we have to go to the old spaghetti works. And then I, okay, and that's like your favorite restaurant. I'm like, best restaurant in the city. Yo, to be fair, that place was fucking popping.

Yeah, it was packed. Yeah, and we went at like 3 p.m. when you're not supposed to be eating. No, hey, and it was packed. Is this thing about us, Nebraska? We stay eating. Right. Stay bleeding in these stones.

We stay eating spookies. We stay eating. We sat at a table, but they did have booths that were behind wood or whatever. Behind wood. And in a weird, not great seat. And the host has brought a couple to the booth that was behind the wood thing. And the woman was so excited. I was like, yes, I got one of the

wood wall boots. I mean, yes, you can't see anything. Yeah, because much. That's why we enjoy the simple things here. What do you know? It's awesome. I love it. Yeah. If only I took you guys so good. Yeah, we love Zio's pizza. The old spaghetti works in the Henry Dory Lee Zoom. Call that a fucking weekend. But so, I've been there. We get this spaghetti because that's the name of the restaurant. Blake famously always does not order well. Right, well, I walked in and there was a whiteboard and it said Saturday special and I'm like, I'mma need that.

Yeah, on the whiteboard. They think that they just made up. Yeah. Right. And yeah, it was an intense meal. It was an restaurant when they do like a Saturday special That just means all the shit that's about to go bad. This is what I was trying to tell them room Yeah, they got rid of the scraps from the weak bro. Yeah, it's true It had a bunch of random shit in it. I don't know what was a little scrappy over here What was it? It's like had some weird ass little mushrooms

Some like cut up sausage. It was like John Belaya adjacent. Yeah, just like random fucking pizza crust I don't know I never had it so good. That's not the restaurant But I feel like you kind of left something out at them what's up with fucking runs as a Dude they're awesome and the amount of times I've DMed with runs it because I'm always talking about runs And I they're always like DMing being like hey thanks for mentioning us that thing and I'm like you're welcome Send me some right Right, right. And they never do.

They're like, by a fucking runs asshole. Is that as runs as to be fair to be fair. Do they have them to send? Like is it a restaurant or yeah? No, you can't. I don't have to, we have the same question. Of course, yes. Can you, can you, can you travel with the runs

and can you send the runs in the mail? Yes, you can. Can you give a answer? I did. You'll shut up. There's more to my question, right? Okay. I'm done. mail. Yes, you can. Can you get a lands or anything? You'll shut up. There's more to my question. Okay, I'm done. Okay. Yes, dude, they will freeze the runs up.

Dry ice. Dry ice. Dry ice. I have to send you fucking runs, dude, that way when you're across the country and you're trying to watch Nebraska lose by three points. Right. It's science.

If you're trying to watch. Order trash. three points. Right. It's science. If you're trying to watch order trash 20 over 20 seasons now of losing by three points. Yeah. If you're trying to soak in that for a Saturday afternoon. Hold up. To like Wisconsin. Then you could go in your freezer, get a run to and enjoy that. That's that'll be the bright spot of the game. Yeah. Yeah. The meat. The twinkies. That's what it's like. Should we get those later? By the way, that Dylan Ryola kid. Okay. Okay. Five star recruit. He's evidently he's visiting Nebraska. I think he visited yesterday. Yeah. This is a well, I hope. This is a ray of hope. Is that what this is? What Nebraska fans, what we like to do,

is we fail miserably. Okay. And then at the end of the season, there'll be a glimmer of hope. And we go national champs next year. We're coming back. So that's where we're at now. So you're national champs next year.

And that's the best part of Nebraska football is not the football season Was right after the football season when you go, you know what we lost by 3.7 times. So imagine if we didn't Imagine if we won those games that we lost dude. That's true. We'd be fucking undefeated We would have been great if we won all the games that we lost. That's so true. I never looked at it that way. This is such a good. Losing is just winning, but not.

Dude, and I like how we're all going to turn. We're about, we're so close to turning on Warren Buffett, the Oracle of Omaha, who we all just instinctually love, because he's like 80 years old. He's rich, but not an asshole about it. He's big, isn't he? Yeah, and he, yeah, he just goes to DQ every day in his camera.

Doesn't really. That's DQ. Yeah, yeah. Dwips around town on a camera. Do we know his order at DQ? I know he gets an ice cream cone. Just fucking houses that thing. Yeah, I was, I was hoping he got like a blizzard with like nerds.

Right. He's like, I'm a little cookie. No Nebraska fans are about to turn on them because now that you can enter the portal and you can actually pay these players some money, we're all going, fucking Warren. Right.

Drop a little coin, brother. Fucking slice off a piece of that pie. But you gotta look, this is Warren Buffett. Like he's not gonna, it's a bad investment to just give a kid a bunch of money. He's not showy. He's just, dude, drives a camera. Yeah, I know. I mean, but he'll be like, I'll buy more books. Back. Yeah. Also, what is this portal that you're talking about? What is this? You can pay? You can. I don't even really understand. So this is what Adam's talking about. There's

two things. There's two things. There's the transfer portal, which you used to get like locked down. If you wanted to transfer, you couldn't play for a little bit. Now you could just transfer willy-nilly and name image and likeness means you can get paid. So people can basically pay you to come to school. Oh, okay. So it's a loophole. Yeah, I looked into how much I was going to do.

I looked at a loophole. It's what it is now. It's a loophole. Right, right. It's a loophole. Yeah, I looked into how much it's a loophole. It's what it is now. It's a loophole. Right, right. I looked how much he would cost. I was like, oh, it was maybe 10 grand. Yeah, he's looking at like four million and I'm like, and I back away.

Right. That's cool. I made basic cable television money, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a big percentage, okay. Yeah, I got 10 grand. Right. And you're 10k. You talked about that. Yeah, you's a big percentage, okay? I got 10 grand. Right. Any 10k, you talked about that. Yeah, you talked about that.

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Yeah, but if you're listening on the if you're listening at home, three people were stabbing each other on the way to the stage. Yeah, that's how crazy it got. To slop up Blake's sweaty nipples. Yeah. And now she's back in her seat going like this, going, yeah, just to get the little hairs back from a tweeter team.

I do weirdly have pretty like hairy nipples. Do you sense? Yeah, you do. Yeah, just to get the little hairs but from a tweeter team. Yeah, I do weirdly have pretty like hairy nipples Yeah, you do you have like nobody here, but there's a lot around your Yes, that's that's that's that's yeah, that's that's not this that's not so typical. Okay. Yes, because that's not so typical Mailchess I'm I'm pretty I'm a little Yeah, okay, I'm okay Yeah, I'm a little What do they call that that bear the California Sunbear sure? Yeah, oh, yeah, like that has just like the little

furry pouch on on his belly are very even your Bully you think the rest of it's not furry? Yeah. Huh? What? No, the rest of me isn't furry. No, but you were like a California sunbar, sunbaric scum. No, it's like a different color. So it looks, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Turns is like virtually hair. Yeah, man. He's our human dolphin. Oh, we're putting him back down. Yeah, no, man let it all hang out. Hey, by the way, you guys are all looking at us going like, wow, they don't keep it very tight. No. No. No. It's going to hell with you guys are all looking at us going like, wow, they don't keep it very tight. No.

No. No. It's been a hell of a few months. You would be right. This tour, we're talking about doing like a biggest loser after this or something like that. Yeah. I have to say.

I have another surgery next week. I think I'm going to lose that one. I'm going to be 250 pounds by next week. Which is big. Hard one for five foot eight. Did you say 250? Yeah. You're not going on 250. Did you say 250? Yeah. You're knocking on 250?

No, I'm at 2.05 right now. But I think I'm having to hit another hip surgery because I'm old as fuck. Right. And that's what you get. When you turn 40, the doctors go, we should work on both your hips. Right. So I'm having another one next week. And then from then on, what I do is I eat my feelings right hopefully like you

have to start eating through a bag or something dude yeah fingers crossed on man I will say since this is our last show of the tour the fact dude Adam has been going through some damn shit man with these hips and but he made every damn show you showed up brother On you Yeah, so Adam got 20 point I am I am paid to be here, but yeah, yeah, it's for the love Dude I will like to shout out. Thank you, Blake. That was sweet of you I would like to shout out to my parents are here in the audience. They made the drive up Oh, where are they tonight? They made the drive up from Omaha, Nebraska if we can bring the house lights up I'd like to make a big fucking deal about my parents being

Where are they? I'm looking see them. I saw Yeah, I'm fucking see him I saw my own there there everybody legend you see him

they made it points for making out of yeah I was brooding his book and then came out of her vagina that's how it works that's how it works. I really, really also in her concerns. It's so intense. It's so intense. I'm recently learning all about this

because my wife is pregnant. So I'm like, true. So you're like, you're about to have a baby. I'm like, wait. That's how it happens. Yeah, you're like, what happened? I'm like, yuck, dude. I did not think it was like that at all.

Dude, that is foul. That was just match. So they went through a lot raising me. This cement truck injury, I kept almost dying a lot. Right, yeah. There's been like three or four, like truly I almost died, scenarios. Been you almost killed many people.

Yeah, I'm always almost killing a bunch of people. Stay, hey, stay bleeding in the streets. Killin' stay eatin' bro. Yeah, I stay doing a lot of things. Yeah, you have to. They almost went to prison for me. I threw a party that was so wild in high school. Wait, was anybody at this party?

Like, that's in the audience. So we put it this way. I feel like some of those people are faking, but I bet four or five of them were. Right. The cop is here. Yeah, I had a party going in, I think it was my senior year of high school. It was like the last weekend of summer, and I go, I'm going to throw a party in the

backyard, and I put up a bunch of tents. We're not rich. It was like a regular ass backyard, and I just was like, I put up tents being like, everybody just drink inside the tents, and when you're out of the tents, don't drink, because my parents are home. Right. That last stage for half of a minute.

Right. And then, of course, it's high school, so everybody tells everybody else, it was like, as a party at, you know that little mangled boy? Yeah. He's having a little mangled party. You're the little mangled party. Oh, yeah.

The point. Yeah, pancake cogniz. Hey, wait. He's not a little man party. Oh, yeah, the point. Yeah, pancake, huh? Hey, wait, he's not our janitor. Oh, shit, what's up, dude? So like 800 kids showed up at my fucking house. Oh, damn, that's funny. If you guys could all go in the tent, please. Yeah, this party sounds intense.

Hey. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yes, that's Kyle. That's points. Yes. That's points. I like to think you weren't shaking his hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, One was specifically Bushlight. I love this. One was, this is the weed smoke intent, you know? Whoa! And that didn't work at all. And when the cops showed up, I was, I didn't speak or set up, you know, as one does for a chill party. Like this?

And I was blasting Blink 182. Okay. Let's go! Let's go. Let's go. And I go to the cops, just drunk off my ass. I'm like 17 years old. And I go, sorry officers, I'll turn it down. And they're like, we're arresting you and everyone here.

Keep up the good work. You guys are great. Grab a beer on the way out. Grab a bush light. It's in the third 10 over there. You're going to want to stop by the Yeager 10 and then hit the weed 10, right? Swing through the gold slogger 10.

Hey, and don't tell my dad. Meanwhile, your dad is in the weed 10. Yeah. No, my dad was so furious, dude. Like, he didn't want us to, he was like, they're gonna be drinking. And my mom's like, 10 is snow, they're not gonna be.

She believed you. I knew, I do a good impression of both of my parents and my dad was like, Jesus Christ. They're gonna be fucking wasted. Oh! Yeah. And my mom's like, oh, chatch, Dennis.

They're not gonna be drinking. Adam said they're just putting up tents because there's gonna be a sleepover. Yeah, he's having one of those 800 people sleepover. Sleepovers. We've all been there. Dude, the hell, like we have like one police helicopter in Omaha.

There's not like a ton of police helicopters here. Right. And I mean, maybe there's more now, but in O1, there was like one guy. It was the one guy in the police helicopter is like, I guess, fucking be up here. That's good. He was like shining in my backyard.

Oh, that's fucking scary. It was sick, dude. And he goes just tell everyone to go inside the house so I go up to the top of the stairs, and I'm like, run! Run! I'm like, everyone get out of here. You instantly started crying.

Yeah, my voice just cracking like, I was, and then we ended up getting like 26 or 28 counts of pecary now called a minors. That's a lot. And then it was like a hundred thousand, they said it was up to a hundred thousand dollar fine per child. And my dad is like, Jesus Christ.

Dude, that's, I'm financially ruined forever. Yeah. And that was so good. For my mom and my dad. So obviously we're super fucked. I like to think you were on the news and it's like footage from the chopper and it's just you crying going

Dude I like it's like I was like a fucking crack kingpin or something the way they just fucking hustled in there They were tackling kids My friend was on acid in the party and he got away by hiding in my next door neighbors garden And just putting dirt over topple him. Yes and he got away by hiding in my next door neighbor's garden and just putting dirt over top of him. Yes. And he lied for eight hours, face down. I wonder if the cops like Shina Flashlight

just thought it was a body and they're like, oh jeez, not tonight. Yeah, too much paperwork. I'm not doing all that paperwork on this shit. I like to think that he just was like fucking passed out in the next morning, some old lady went to go garden. She's like, oh fuck! Right.

That is the weirdest looking cucumber I've ever seen. The boy's pickled. My God. Yeah, and then my buddy rolls over and he's like, God? Yeah. My God. Yeah, and then my buddy rolls over and he's like God. Yeah, God. Yeah, and then somehow we got out out of all that shit, dude. Oh, yeah, it was like, because I was like a good kid and we hired a lawyer and the lawyer was like, he's a good kid. And I was like, right.

And the lawyers are the judge was like. I don't give a fuck. This is really like this kid had a party like fine. But it was fun. All of my friends, I had like, you know, 28, I think, or 26. I'm like that of my friends that got minor in possession of alcohol. So they had to like do all this shit. They're on probation. Do all this stuff.

And then I didn't, I got out of all of it and didn't have to do any of it. So, you got to, you loyered up, but they were like, all right, I'll take the tickets. So, they're all like, they're like, dating lines on the street and you're walking by. I'm like, what up? Shuckers!

Should have stayed in the Yeager, myster 10. They didn't look there. But I've never seen my dad more mad. My dad, he's a very nice guy. He would never get mad. Oh, dude. He would never get mad. Even when I was a little kid, my mom would be like, my dad was off that work and he'd

come home and she's like, he was being bad all day. You have to punish him. And then I'd hear my dad go, Jesus Christ, at the bottom of the steps and change his voice. He'd be like, and then go lower. He'd be like, get Adam, get down here. And I was upstairs being like, bitch. That's your fake mad voice. I know you're real mad voice.

And then he's like, I got a spank you now. I'm spanking you. And then he would pull his spanks. He'd be like, spanks. I kind of remember my dad pulling the spanks too. Yeah. That makes two of us. My dad would yell too. My dad yelled at me real hard once. Oh, okay. Yeah, boy, I called my mom a B with an itch. We've covered this. Yeah. Which is the most Kyle thing.

Yeah, it was definitely pushing boundaries. And like, I think we actually put it in the show. The line, like, I was like, mommy, your mom's acting like such a bitch. And then, like, my dad was like, oh, you want a yell? Let's yell! Water trash. Which is like, all timeline. It's still just doing that rocks me to my core.

Oh, look at the shrine. Yeah, I'm feeling that right now. So this is like good, is that good, good, good advice? So my newborn child, when he's screaming, when he's screaming, I'm like, you wanna scream? Let's scream! You wanna cry, let's cry!

So that's cry. Well, no, what's cool about it's cool about it is crying back in his face You'll find this out like when you have a baby you could just shake it Oh, is that right? Yeah, you don't even have to like blow your boat could you sing? Yeah, you know, we this is our Insta right but you can shake it. Yeah, it's pretty cool And what's cool about this is I'm learning all kinds of new stuff. Yeah, and I'm a sponge and I'll take it all in and then like you know You're in their room and then you say now go to bed chuck it of new stuff. Yeah, and I'm a sponge and I'll take it all in. And then like, you know, you're in their room and then you say, now go to bed, chuck it and you leave.

Yeah. All right. If it lands in the crib, you just are like, that's a tough, tough, tough, tough. Yeah, it's like, if it lands in the crib, five points. Yeah. Yes, points. But anyway, that's just how we did it.

That's how Durs got to be the way he is. But what's cool about my kids who've grown up now, no matter what building you throw them off of they can land on their feet now. Yeah, I didn't know that. They're like, go, I'm as a new father. I'm learning a lot of new stuff. Yeah, they actually land in like the Spider-Man stance.

Yeah, it's outrageous. Not today, Dad. It's a lot of people, though. I mean, Dersen and I both did telemarketing, him a little later in life, and me. Was this a satir? Yeah, satir. I did it in high school.

I worked for Omaha Stakes, and then I also worked for PRC. Oh, yeah. Professional research consulted, which I don't even know if that's a real thing. Is it still a thing? It's okay. Which is time. So that was the basis of where we were choosing

like where to work for workaholics. Durson and I were both like, hey, the saddest place in the world to work. Yeah. Is a call center. Because it's always, it's like, I was always pretty good at it, which was embarrassing.

Right, yeah. But then the people that are even better than you are lunatics, do you? Yes. Yes. They're fucking crazy because they're like, man, you just gotta, they can't say no. When you're like, they can.

But yeah. That's like a main rule in life is you can say no. Right. No, you can just hang up. It's fucking weird. When you do telemarketing and you get into people's homes, then they just start talking to you and you're like, oh, I just want you to buy this thing or whatever.

And they're like, yeah, I'm just watching this show and you're like, oh boy. And then you just take the headset off. No, just see what you later ride because it was like connected to a computer where as soon as you were doing the call, it would dial up the next one. So you would just be like, I'm gonna set this down.

I'm just gonna kick it. And they're just talking. That's when you just, in conversation, you just in conversation me like that is so funny and your visa does that start with a four or what number Is that a four five? Because mine's a four is your five or is your favorite steak? Yeah, just constantly leading them And if you did my steaks you'd buy eight? How do you how do you sell a steak over the phone, though?

Isn't that something you got? They sell themselves. Dude, what I would do, one of my main techniques was I would get them on the line. And people are actually for the most part kind of nice. I'm so they're like, you know what, I, we just don't have room in my freezer, whatever. I'm not in the market for frozen steaks right now

Yeah, and then I would go hang on one second and then I go what's that? Well, that's not until the holidays Yeah, and then and then they're like what's true cycle path? No, it's not until the holidays and then I take a piece of paper and go And then I go I you're not gonna to believe this, but this just came in from upstairs. Perfect. That paper, what's the paper? I don't know if you heard that paper. What's the paper noise? That was the sale that my higher ups just gave me.

And I can't believe it. Yeah. I do like the idea of the person being like, all right, I'm going to wait. Is that paper? What is that paper? I need to know. And then I go, I mean, you're not gonna wait. Is that paper? What is that paper I need to know? And then I go, I mean, you're not even gonna believe this. We normally don't do this until after the holidays.

So this is crazy. If you buy 16 bone-in rib eyes, right. Yeah, perfect. But why did you stop there? I mean, if you're gonna lie, you might as well be like, what's that? Wait, there's an attacker in the building.

I'm gonna say this. If I don't sell, if you don't buy $10,000, where's the stake? He's gonna kill me. He's now the gun to my head. I went out here. And trust me, this is good stake. There's more believe.

There's more believe. It's so good. It's actually the filet is wrapped in bacon. When's your expiration date of your credit card? I wouldn't lie that. You can get twice baked potato. I know. He's telling me you're going to really want the burgers too.

It comes with apple crumbles. Oh my god, you got it. OK, thanks, bye. Send me my next victim. I wouldn't lie that much, but but I would do I got in trouble for I would do depending on where I'm calling I would like practice my accents. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah So I'm calling the south. I'd be like hey y'all how y'all doing down there? Uh And I'm like working working that angle and then in New York I'm talking.

I didn't get out about it when I called the East Coast. They're like this guy, where the fuck is he from? I'm like, oh! From the middle of the country where the stakes are good. I'm selling stakes here! You gotta see the muscles on these cows! They build them different out here in the Midwest. These steaks don't forget about it, okay?

Just don't forget about it. Okay, Kyle, you got some points. I like that. I like it better. Don't forget about it. What? What? It was good.

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One last time. Let's go, baby. Dude, I didn't know this. So this is the the What's happening? It says are you a morning person? You may be a Neanderthal You may be a Neanderthal descendant, but I thought so Neanderthals are like cave people, right? I thought we all came from cave people. I think it's a There's but there's like a different, like we,

we bifurced at one point and went, yeah. Like the horn, the true players went this way. Yeah, right, right, right. And Neanderthal's died. Dude, I like that. I posted, I saw this headline and I posted it this morning. And like the photo, I was like, yeah, that could be my uncle. Right, right.

It's like, all the Neanderthal and I'm related to that guy. Do get up early. That's an uncle Doug, what the fuck? But that's, I guess that's cool. Because like, yeah, if you're like a caveman, you're like hella alert. You're like ready to go. As soon as the sun comes up.

Yeah, sure. Whereas if you're like smart enough to like build a house and like do science with the... Science. Drops dry eyes. You can sleep in. It's science. Yeah, so wait, is that the whole study?

They're like, hey, caveman woke up early. And that's it. Yeah, you're like, are you a morning person? You dumb fucking, you have to go to the man. Chase animals. I like, I hope it's just like a reporter for the Washington Post or whoever who's just like, you know what, fuck it, fuck morning people, right?

Yeah. Let's take them down a peg or two. They all think they're all high and mighty. Right. Working out in the AM. Dude, that's always so annoying. Like, whenever my parents come to visit, my dad's always the first one up.

He'll always be like, yep, about 6am, got a cup of coffee. Just sitting here and I'm like, and you were, you didn't come downstairs till 10. I'm like, you and you were you didn't come downstairs till 10. I'm like I know. Yeah. Why are you lording over your knee and earth all this right yeah over me Dennis. You're like I don't want your life. All I'm saying is I've had a cup of coffee. I Jay Ode. I've done a lot this morning. Okay. So talking about Adam Sad, Adam Sad, Jamie. That's my father.

It is my father. I love you, Dennis. I love you, Dennis. Yeah. By the way, that's how dumb news has gotten. Or it's like, if you wake up early, you're in the inner thaw. Yeah.

Did news, I guess when I was a kid, I wasn't reading a lot of news, so I don't know if it was dumb or not. But now it has to be like, you don't get the newspaper, so it has to be like, you don't get the newspaper, so it has to be like a headline, attention grabbing enough for you to click on it. Oh yeah.

And then they just post a photo of a Neanderthal who looks like everyone's uncle. Right. They know what they're doing. They're doing it. They're good. They're good at it. That's Tim Allen. What the fuck? Uh, banana, uh. Uh, uh, uh.

Him and Whitted Blake. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, banana, uh, yeah. Him and Witter Blake. Oh, dude. So this one's crazy. We just found out about this one. A Senate staffer who allegedly filmed, not even allegedly. There's a video out there. They're butt-fucking-in Congress. Allegedly.

Hey, I called that shit. You guys see this? I knew it. Loose. What do you mean you knew it? I knew it? I call that shit What do you mean you call what what's going on? Yes, what's you guys know? I've gone on record many a time being like what are they doing in there butt fucking Yeah, that is an old girl phrase. They always would say what are they doing? No bills. That's for damn sure No, so how did this get out? I mean they're filming it

What's the they wanted out right they wanted to leak? No, they wanted to leave not necessarily They wanted to they maybe they don't want it to leak. Yeah, maybe not maybe leaking in so good in that situation Yeah, I don't know if leaking is what they wanted. Yeah, I like it. It's a byproduct Yeah, yeah what they wanted. It's a byproduct. It just happens. Yeah, so apparently they posted it to like some, it went out in some like thread.

Boots. That is all like gaze and politics. Okay. And so they're like, hey, like cool gaze. You don't have to do that with your knacks. Cool gaze stuff and politics. And then this one guy was just like, here, here's me buff again.

Jeez. At work. He's like, this is my January 6th. Oh. Damn. Storm my capital. There you go. There you go.

Yeah, hey, January 6 inches. Oh, hey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I like that. January six inches I like that Absolutely White House Brown Stop stop Okay, what else Blake you got to get what. Don't forget about it. I was gonna say like Man to men, but I don't know I don't know. No, no, not we're doing it

Men men men me fucking I'll say I'm hard. Oh, yes. I got carried away. Dude, so this one's crazy. Not that last one was pretty tame. Dude, we just found this out. Yeah, the last one was really tame. This one's crazy.

Hit me with it. As dads, which I'm'm claiming even though it's not I'm right here. Yeah, just just chill. No, you're close. Hold on to these hold on to these last months Okay, it's all gonna change. I'm kind of excited for it But you guys keep giving me like weird warnings where you're like actually just enjoy it while you have it Yeah, cuz it doesn't turn our weird we're weird mornings are don't do this Biggest mistake of your line. Yeah, you done fucked up It is funny you see like like because we do meet and greets afterwards and some people like it's the best decision

You'll ever have you're gonna love it and then some people are like Why are you doing this right right. Right. It's both. That's a cool thing. It's both. Dude, you know how you did the tent shit with your dad? Your kids about to do some real wild shit in your backyard. It's about to be Coachella back there. Did the damn.

It is crazy. Because we do live in like LA where a lot of people choose to not have kids and just party their faces off. And you watch them gallovanting around town and you're like just fucking I know you're like oh they're so sad with all their disposable income. What's that what's that thing on their face and they're always going on vacations I bet they're so sad while on vacations. Oh that sucks. Oh they're not doing

all the diaper stuff. Oh you're flying without kids. Good luck with that. Yeah. It's so much more fun with a baby on board. Yeah, you're waiting for your stroller in the What's the tunnel called the fucking to the air like the fucking baggage claim? No, no, no, no, the sky Skywalk, whatever. What's it called? I don't know. Isn't it crazy? We don't know that it's not a tarmac But it's like the fucking get down the Waiting for the stroller right there the run. It's not the runway. It's the it's where you walk to get on to the plate Where the game the game way terminal no

We you walked down the gangway the gangway gangway gangway gangway gangway gangway, the gangway. Gangway, gangway. Gangway. Gangway. I'm a dumbass. Jet way. Jet way. Jet way. Okay, so hey, guys, it doesn't matter. So when you're in the jet way, waiting for the stroller to get brought up with like the other couple dads or moms and you're just like, this is the worst.

Yeah. I will say that it is, it's weird. I keep catching my stale. I never really, you know, you notice kids when you don't have kids. You're like, I would just mean, look at this cute kid. Cool. Now I'm staring at babies. Right.

Yeah, for sure. Now I'm just like, right. Those babies, because you're always going like, how old is that baby? And I'm like, what is that two months? And you're like, this baby's three and a half years old. Right. I'm like, what is that a one-month-year-old? Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is my 14-year-old. He has a driver's permit. You can't say one month-year-old. I like that. I like it. It's my one-month-year-old.

When did I get six month-year-old? You do start nosing kids and you stare at them and you already know which kids will boss you. Yeah. The ones that look back and you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, and they just go, the fuck are you doing? Yeah. You're trying to be sweet to them and they're just like, yeah.

You got to lose her. Why any way? We had a loser behind us, dad. Why is bumper from pitch perfect mugging me, dude? Right. Right. Yeah. I fucking stopped it. Yeah.

Oh, that happened this morning. We were in Kansas City. We had a show in Kansas City last night. And I came to Kansas City. And I was in the elevator. There were having like a cheerleader, little girl cheerleader convention, or competition, I guess. Yeah, cheer competition.

Yeah, cheer, cheer comp. And there was hundreds of little girls that are just like, whew! Oh, dude. Yeah. They're all just like, please don't stop the music. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Check me out. The music. Please don't stop the music. Dude, and so I get in the elevator and this mom and her two daughters and her daughters kind of recognize me but the mom is like staring at me and I'm like pretty hungover. We've got after it last night. Yeah, we did.

We had a good time. Thank you. And my mom puked. So I didn't hurt. What? Just wanted to. Oh, shit. Yeah.

We got after it. We got after it. Please, no stop. Please, sit. And this woman goes, we got after it. We got after it. Please don't stop. You don't sit. And this woman goes, please hold my hair. She goes, are you Adam Levine? Right? And I go, the heart out.

I go, no, I'm Adam Devine. And she goes, shut up. Rough. And I go, and she goes, you knew what I meant. And I go, yeah, I mean, it's a different person. So I was just saying my name. And she goes, take a photo with my kids. They're big fans.

And I'm like, well, a big fan would know my name. A joke, dude. And she was like, I thought you were going to be cooler. And I'm like, this is this morning. I'm like, I'm not ready for all this. But that's why she thought she'd be cooler. She thought I'd be cooler. She was like, this is exactly how I thought you would be an asshole. We find that asshole. You pancake dick fuck face. Oh my god. Hey, I knew a middle school teacher of yours. You pancake dick fuck face. Right. It would have been really awkward to come to the Omaha show and be like Adam couldn't make it. He got arrested for fighting a mom in an elevator. He got beat up by a cheer mom.

Asked he might not make it beat up by a cheer mom. He might not make it. He's a man gold again. He's man gold again. We're gonna be the boys been mangled again. I think you've been mangled James Mangled. Hit me with a blade. Has anybody here been mangled? Okay, no, we'll move out. Mangled you to nine baby. Anybody been mangled? So, well, this is Omaha, we'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on.

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We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move on. We'll move What? Yeah, hold on. Everything's economically motivated when you know

that's not, that's not, well, okay, well. When it comes to business, they're selling shit. I know, dude. When you, when you talk about Romeo's pizza, a lot of it seems sexually motivated. Yeah, okay, sexually motivated. Okay, so what they did, they were, there was like a, so evidently, kids in,

I mean, also adults who fuck up applesauce, but mostly kids That there is the cinnamon they put the cinnamon, you know, that's the best kind the cinnamon applesauce Yeah, yeah cinnamon cinnamon. Yeah, was I saying it weird? No, okay? Just just go them just saying cinnamon just go cinnamon cinnamon applesauce and then they were like adding stuff to the cinnamon to make it cheaper to produce yeah, right? Yeah, that's that fucked it up and I I guess people were dying and they had to recall a bunch of apples. What the fuck are you adding to cinnamon? It's one thing. It's a stick to cinnamon. They're probably cinnamon. Yeah, you know, like with probably like dirt or something No, I think it's lead it's lead Kyle. They're not cutting it with dirt or something

Oh wait, are they cutting with like actual lead? Or are adding it with something that has lead in it? I mean, I'm assuming they're not cutting it with actual lead. But also, I don't know, they cut cocaine with fentanyl. So people are fucking looting it. There's these products out there that they don't serve any purpose. They just cut shit, they're cheaper than the actual ingredients. So they cut it, put it in.

They're like, fuck it, just they cut it put it in like fuck it Just throw some pencil shavings in there Yeah, I mean it is led. It's like mechanical pencils. They don't give a fuck. It's just kids. It's in a pouch You can't see it kids here. That being said kids kids died Completely fuck This is the time to launch our Apple sauce cinnamon brand. Yeah, let's launch a dad brand. Yeah, what would we call Apple sauce?

If anybody bought their kids, our Apple sauce, I would arrest that person. Yeah. They're like, oh, yeah, the four dudes who talk about coming to your life. Right. I want that Apple sauce for my child. Right. No, it's going to be good though. Didn't he say he likes it when girls suck his tits? Give me that apple sauce. Feed the nasty sauce. Can I get those hot cuisines?

Yeah, baby. Cusines. Dude, I mean, God, that's such a unique sound. You know, it's such a unique sound You know, it's funny to me whenever he whips his titties out the next time he comes out the crowds like Yeah, we're good. We don't care. Right. We saw it. Yeah, don't care. Pretty uh, blue and white pink Yeah, pretty pink. They're like don't need that again. I don't like you guys tell me to show my tits That's I think

What's the name of that bar we're gonna go to afterwards? Annie's. We're gonna go, so what is there to want to know, where is the after party? In his inner spot, what would you say? Actually they go, what is the after party? And then they wrote correction, where? Okay.

We're gonna go to Annie's Irish pub, we think. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, I don't know those people. I have no connection there, but we're gonna go there and get drunk. So, what? And I'm just gonna do hella Irish dancing. Get ready. Straight, river dail. What's cool as I'm having hip surgery next week, so I can really let it fly this week. Yeah. You're gonna, you're gonna fucking please don't stop the music.

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, so I'm doing your leg. This person wants to know, it's a no-whole bars battle royale fight, which one of y'all wins. Oh, yours. Yeah, yours. Yeah, he's a collegiate athlete. He's six foot three.

I'm crippled and morbidly obese. So, honestly, it's probably because I will all bite very early. Yeah, like I go. Well, that's why I think I would win because I would I would know myself. Oh yeah. I would be very violent. Yeah. I'm fine. I want to fight him, but it feels so good. Adam, we're supposed to be fighting. What?

I'm a lover. Not a fighter. Yeah, we all, we fall asleep. And then I do this on your body after you come. Spank, spank. And I'm out. He fucks us to sleep and then kills us. Right.

Yeah, I'm going with Adam. Death by on go. I feel like I'm first one out for sure. I think I'm just going down. Kyle would slip and kill himself. And I'm cool, man. I feel like Kyle would just be like, you want to figure this stuff out.

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Didn't you say music was sexual like by nature? I did. I said, and you just said there's nothing sexual about that song. So who are you even? Okay, wow, you're bringing up stuff that I don't even remember saying that's fucked up I just want to know who my work friends are On pizza gate remember how there how that was the thing? Like with the conspiracy theory? So my guy. He was in DC? That guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy do that. So Ben asked, this isn't a question, but Kyle needs to know that murder

mystery is better than it's equal. I have three. I got one question. Why did you watch the sequel? Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, what's the title directed? I did not produce the second one. So it's all good. Okay. Yeah, that's why I watched it. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Exactly. I appreciate that. I worked hard on that movie. I really it. Yep, yep. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I appreciate that. I worked hard on that movie. I really did.

Good job, Kyle. Yep, thank you. Thank you. So Jacob, the snoccup, okay, Blake, will you wear my wife like a feedback? What the fuck? What is this? A CEO's pizza ad? What the fuck?

Jesus. You never had some good. I take you dog. I take you dog. What is this a CEO's pizza ad? What the fuck? Jesus. You never had and so good. I take you dog. I do like that like in their vows when they were getting married it was like I would love you, I will cherish you. I'll let anyone wear you like a feedback.

So are you saying you want me to like tie your wife's legs around my Eyes if we need to make sure he doesn't come to the meet and greet No, he's not the green grade me. He's coming to the green room immediately after I want you downstairs Read back so Jack and then he has last name Dolos Sixth scheme So Jack and then he has the last name Delos Xkii Frick Cia my boy Jack You had it. Yeah Who of the four bros have put more hose before bros

We'd never got a lot of hose Who of the four bros put more hose? pool. There was never many hose to be put before. We were very much only able to put the bros before. It was super easy for us. Yeah, it wasn't really a struggle. Sometimes I will say it's a wives before dyes situation. Yes, that's a different thing. We went straight to that. No hose just wife.

But before we were like, we would encourage, yeah, let the hoes be before us. Get out there. Yeah. I forgot. It's fine. Blake's always been a huge proponent of hoes. Go.

Don't worry about me. I'll be here drinking Keystone like, go get hoes. Spile. Right. And we're like, where do we do that? And they're like, the nightclub, and we're like, do not come. No, we're not going to go. No, that. Right. And we're like, where do we do that? And they're like, the nightclub, and we're like, do not come out. We're not gonna go out.

No, that's expensive. No, let's play beer pong again. Yeah, this is going to be a dirty rack. There was a few times when we tried to go to like Hollywood nightclubs when we were younger. And I remember we would get turned away because like, we're not wearing the right pants. Cause I didn't have a fucking hat on.

Yeah. We're these fucking dicks. Fuck it. They were like, Kyle, you're, sir, you fucking hat on. Yeah. These fucking dicks. They're like Kyle, you're, sir, you're wearing pajamas. Yes. I know. And I should be allowed to be here. Because, because because, man, I'm going home. You know what? Proge before us. Preparative venture to the darkest, most haunted locations once again. The most frequent report is that someone was following you out of that ward. As your host, Amy Bruney, I'm ready to take you on a spine tingling journey through the

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system, help us be more resilient. Because as we all know, the only constant is change. So let's make the most of it. Listen to a slight change of plans on the iHeartRadio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts So Logan Corris goes what was the favorite your favorite episode of workaholics to film? Okay, good one. I really like the early episodes. I feel like when we were still like finding the show out At for me it is the office camp out is one of my favorites We do we do mushroom

We think we're we're getting attacked by terrorists But it ends up being the IT guys and we sing Catherine Zeta-Joy! She gives spinning letters, whoa! She has entrapped me and Sean Patery, whoa! Whoa! Oh, beautiful. Oh Beautiful I do kind of wish we had like a millie vanilla moment where I was like in trap in trap in trap Recording yeah, and they're like wow they pre-recorded that very off key, not put together song. Right, right. Okay. I just saw pictures from when we shot the Payote episode and I just was thinking about how cool those sets were

that we built. Any of the drug tripping shit was like excellent fun. Excellent fun. Yeah. What was the Payote episode? The Payote episode, remember we built the Ames Room where you lost the kid and you had to find the idea.

I didn't have fun during that one. I dressed like a bird and it sucked. Well, that was not the best one. Yeah, that's not the best part of the episode. I was, yeah. What about you, Blakey? I usually say it's the one where we're in the go cards, but now since I've said that answer before, there was one episode where, was it me and you, Ders, where we're in a

backseat just shoveling, panda express. Yes, like we're on a stakeout and we're eating a bunch of Panda Express and like we're like you know what we're not gonna spit it out. We don't need a spit bucket. We're just gonna eat Panda Express today. Right. Yeah. And we ate so much fucking Chowmaine and Orange Chicken. I ended up puking in the street. Right, really? Because the bit was that we were like wolfing it. Yeah, and we're like, we're good. Right, right, right, right, right.

And yeah, it just got to here and then they went, eh! Yeah. But it tastes good coming out. Was that deputy dong? It might have been. Yeah, I think so. I don't know.

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I'm like they made that they might as well. I'm in our suit. It's really good. You got to watch the Zoe 101 Yeah, it's worth it. It's worth it. I can't I get why they pull the book is Zoe pretty good So he just kills she really carries it is a sequel obviously gonna be Zoe's Two two one two one two one two one you go to college. Should you okay two we 101 So game that you two Should you okay to we 101 Let's see we 101 is funny So gave us X which seems like a name What were you miss most about tour did you say wait did you say gay butt sex or his name is Dave but sex

What did you say is Gabe? UT S.E.S.E. UT S E S E game but sex okay, go but game but but sex that's really good game oh did I just got God yeah you got God dude can I see that I've never heard this before you got by the way do sex great one

hey great I never heard yes points you got some how have we never fucking heard that ever heard that I've never heard that's really good I've lived yeah've lived when you really let it flow Game of sex game of sex. I might use that Z yellows pizza On the San Ed floor

Game of sex the son that was the name of the Senate staffer. Senator Gabe Buttsack. What ate Gabe? My boy Gabe. My boy. The game. He wants to know what you missed most about tour. Ooh. Dang.

The bus balls. Yo, I took, I drink a bus ball in 29 motherfucking cities. Shake my hand for that, bud. All right, yeah. Thank you.ucking cities. Shake my hand for that, bud. All right, yeah. Thank you. Sure thing. Shake your hand for that. I'll shake your hand.

Thank you, too. And also with you. Also with you. Thank you. And I realized I couldn't drink them at home, but I've made that. Yeah, you know, that's where you have to draw the line. Do not drink buzz balls at home.

I didn't draw that line. My girlfriend did. Yeah. Dude, you got a problem if you're after a long day of work You go to the refrigerator and grab a buzz ball. Yeah, that's problematic Yeah, you're something's going on long in your household. Yeah, there must be no mirrors in that home If you have mirrors in that home you see yourself A little ball of bad tasting liquor. You're like oh boy. I get a buzz ball. I'm gonna go mo the lawn. She's like, it's 10 p.m.

That's what you go wake up in your wife you just go, I'm so sorry. What a thing. Things will be different now. And then you drink, you have to finish the buzz ball. You don't want to waste it. I don't know what happened. That's what my son.

There's blood in the kitchen. What? I think the baby was crying. I think I'm just going to miss hanging with my bros, dude. It's been tough. I mean, dude, it's like the one that's real because we don't spend a shit ton of time together. We haven't spent a lot of time since that episode of Workaholics game over man. You know, this is like being us, being us for the first time in a long time, and it's been fucking epic Yeah, I mean I'll add on to that. I think that my favorite part of tour was

Hanging with you guys and getting spend some time with you guys, you know, we're all growing up And as you grow up you don't hang out with your friends as much as you know, you turns out you have family and Responsibilities and host and you can't go drink with your friends on weekdays. But it's been great. It's also been great seeing all the fans and realizing like, oh yeah. This silly little show that meant the world to us. It was so cool that it connected in such a way with fans

across the country. It's really cool. And thank you guys for showing up. Honestly, thank you. After all these years, thank you. You guys are so special to us. Yes, yes, yes. Jersey's gonna cry. Is this the first time Jersey's ever gonna cry?

Guys, I am racking my brain, Trying to pinpoint exactly what I'm gonna miss. Okay. I thought it was pretty cool. Obviously, to meet the people who come to show and like, just fucking, everywhere we go, people are so nice to us. You guys are so fucking cool. We get crazy, very strange gifts. Yep.

Everywhere we go. But just seeing like the country and going to cities I've never been Omaha. What up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Omaha rocks. I know you guys probably think I went to countless Olympic trials here and I didn't.

No one thought that. I would just watch it on OmegaTimingSystems.com. But no, I would just say hitting all these cities, meeting the people across the country who talk about how like they grew up watching our show. I'm like, fuck you, don't say that. That makes me old. It is crazy when you meet a man who looks like he could beat your ass and it looks older

than you. And he's like, I actually grew up with you. I now lay brick. And you're like, yeah. And here's my wife, where are like a feedback? I actually grew up with you. Yeah. I now lay brick. Right. Yeah. And here's my wife. Where are like a feedback?

Yeah. Yeah. You might have watched a little too much work of haul. Here's my wife. Where like a feedback. Yeah. And I'm wearing my special work of haul shoes that I've never worn. Yeah.

Those are dope. That's awesome. I plan on being barefoot by her do by midnight Like it damn I'm a miss you guys buzz balls, but now that you guys said serious. Yeah, like I second that I was I was I was I was serious. I just okay. I knew it would sound cool Okay, and he take backs any, any epic slams, boys? This is it. This is the final show. Hey, I will say this.

Tour takebacks. We went to a bunch of shit holes, guys. Oh, yeah, we did. And now that it's the last show, we can talk shit on them. Yep. Omaha is fucking tight. It is cool. Yes.

Omaha fucking rocks. You guys have the biggest fucking playground I've ever seen in my life. We don't fuck around with our shoes or our playground. My dad right now. My dad right now was like, you can look at the play-a-play room. And then I saw like an ice skating rink.

Yeah. Dude, game on. The lead clock. The chain. Game on. Game on. It's good times out here. So no, I don't have anything to take back. I would just like to say once again, thank you, Omaha, for showing up.

Hell yeah. This was home, Omaha. The one I circled on the calendar, and you guys sold out super quickly. It was fucking awesome. I love to be where my guys from. Never been here. This is fucking cool

And you look out and everyone just looks exactly like me Corn husk and beef eating little motherfuckers Adam Adam Can you do me a favor? Do a do a go big red for me. Oh shit. Oh Oh shit Yeah, that's just natural jam. Yeah. Match theers, the year. The tag. All those games they lost could have been wins. We're going, baby. Could have been. Why are you got to say shit like that?

I'll see you at the Rose Bowl. I would like to give some super special shout-outs. Todd, our sound guy who's been rolling with us the whole tour. Oh, yeah. What a top. Let's see this, bro. Yeah, fucking. Yeah, can we show top?

He's a rock guy. Kate, who's just been our day one homie setting up all the gigs in the show is the best tour manager ever. It's a tour manager, tour manager. Hey Donahue. Anna, you're my fucking road dog for life. Anna, we love you.

Thank you so much for this. And I can't believe I'm going to say this, but let's give it up for Isaac Horne. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was one of the first ones to believe in us in Hollywood. Literally no one would sign us. Yeah. And for some reason, this guy was like, I think you guys are like funny.

You guys are like, you guys are our dogs. You guys are like, and you just like say shit, which I think you guys are like funny. You guys are like, you guys are our dogs. You guys are like, our and you just like say shit, which I think is cool. And you're dumber than most comedians. Which I like. Yeah, thanks Isaac. So thank you guys so much. We got some epic giveaways.

Wait Kyle, you got a slam or a shout outer? No slam, no shout out, just shout out to Omaha. Yeah baby. We're gonna shout out or no slam no shout out just shout out to Omaha yeah baby shout out to the bros I do have a take back I just remember what is it? what's there you go because you know I don't I don't know we're in Omaha and I don't want to do this here but honestly like and don't I have to're in Omaha and I don't want to do this here, but honestly like. And don't.

No, I have to. I have to. I just feel like, okay, it's Omaha, Adam, make the show about you. And I had to sit through a lot of Nebraska stories. And I'm sorry that I was on. It should have just been your show, dude. Wait, come on, man, this is what's going on. What do you mean, man?

You're saying you wish you weren't here because Because I mean obviously when we went to Oakland, I was there. You did a lot of Oakland specific stuff. So when I'm here in Nebraska, I'm going to do Omaha specific. I'm going to talk to my people. This is my hometown show. This is a very weird take back. And you know what's fucked up is you always do shit like this.

You always like at the very end. You're all nice and you're all cool. then you pull the fucking rug out from underneath you I'm just like every place we went you're like Blake you pandered you pandered Okay, you are a pandering big. I said I said say go big red once you do it fucking three times I'm like god damn rapid the fuck what are you doing? You don't just say go big red one time You do it three times. Yeah, absolutely. No, no I was saying like how happy I was to be here with the guys. I'm happy to be here with these guys. Oh, okay

That's cool. I'm really glad that this is the last stop on the tour because I don't want to fucking see you again Man, I'm just give you fuck, just chill. No, no, fuck this. I'm out of here, no, fuck you. No, and I'm not going to the after party. I'm not going to. If I do go to the after party, don't be at my table, bitch. Well, bitch, it's not your table because I'm the one who set up the after party and it's at Annie's

and I'm the one who set it up. So you're not even invited to the after party. I'm not going to give you a wristband. Fuck you. Dennis, let's hang out outside in the park. Dennis, his my dad, he's going to be one to hang out with me. He's not going to want to hang out with you. He's not gonna want to hang out with you You said he'd smoke weed with me fuck that yeah, well

All right, I got a fuck with anyone. He's got this is out of you sausage is made sometimes Sometimes you don't want to Fuck you blade bullshit Hey, what's going on with this guitar What's going on with this guitar? Why do you have a guitar, Kyle? I thought it would help things, but I do need it to be turned on. Kyle, why do you have a guitar right now? You know what, Blake? Fuck off!

No, fuck you, dude. Kiss my ass, dude. It's gonna be really weird if we end the show just being like fuck you man, that would really suck It kind of checks out though Dude what the fuck man fuck you it's like white fame when the kid threw the rocks at the wolf because he just didn't want to say goodbye Fuck you you guys are white fame fuck you Well now that this guitar doesn't work now. I feel like maybe I should just make up with you dude or go acapella I don't know I'm still pretty mad. I'm still pretty freaking mad.

I'm so really pissed off at you dude. No, let me check this out, because it's not put in or some shit right? Oh fuck you dude, I fucking hate you dude, I fucking hate you. I'ma smoke with you with your dad. Fuck off dude, I hate you And there's no way any of this is planned Looking out the window Watching rain fall down Waiting for my best friend

But it's nowhere around I can't wait until I can't wait I'm a smoke weed with your death my best friend but it's nowhere around around I can't wait until I can see you picked up some stakes we can have a barbecue me and you shall be pass it to the end cuz you're my mother fucking best friend you're my best friend you're my mother fucking best friend You're my best friend You're my best friend

You're my best friend And to the team that I've done You're my best friend Play is my best friend You are my best friend Into the tazin' Duh Looking out my window

Watch a car's drive by, yeah This is weird The cheers think about you And it makes me wanna cry, yeah I miss you so much Since you've been away Other people start to think That I might be gay.

Most of the thought I just thank you are really cool they do. And sometimes at night I see you in the stars. You're my best friend, you're my best friend, You're my best friend, until the day that I die, You're my best friend, you're my best friend You're my best friend, until the day that I die You're my best friend, you're my best friend You're my best friend, until the day that I die

You're my best friend, right up my best friend You're my best friend, until the day that I die I love you Adam. I love you Adam. I love you Kyle. Let's never fight like that again. Let's never fight like that again. Let's never Thank you so much. Oh my Wait, I'm gonna throw your laptop out. Oh, my God. Oh, thank you. Honestly, thank you guys so much. Thank you. This has been such a whirlwind. Oh, my God, we love you guys. Thanks for showing up like this. We love you. Let's all hold hands.

Let's all hold hands. Let's hold hands. Oh, my God. Let's all hold hands. Hey, we've got another episode. Oh! There's it! It's important! We is it! It's part of it!

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