This Is Important - Ep 189: This Ep Is Wicky Wah Wah!

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

Today, this is what's important: Butt dials, the Super Bowl stories, getting older, Wild Wild West, Usher, nepo babies, Super Bowl commercials, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...tion.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi, I'm Laura VanderKam. I'm a mother of five, an author, journalist, and speaker. And I'm Sarah Hart Unger, a mother of three, practicing physician, writer, and course creator. We are two working parents who love our careers and our families. On the Best of Both Worlds podcast each week, we share stories of how real women manage work, family, and time for fun. From figuring out childcare to mapping out long-term career goals, we want you to get the most out of life. Listen to Best of Both Worlds every Tuesday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:00:34 What if I told you fairy tales had a darker side? He locked her in this dungeon. He ordered her to do this impossible thing. He threatened to kill her multiple times. That's one where Red and Grandma are just dead. She takes the frog and with all her might, throws him against the wall. Join me, Miranda Hawkins,
Starting point is 00:00:54 as we step into the twisted world of the Brothers Grimm. Listen to the deep dark woods on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. History is beautiful, brutal, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you find your favorite shows. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important Today on this is important. Hey, you didn't like the jizzy bathwater take it up with Carl Reiner I'll know bro. I just know it looks like fucking popcorn dude. It's not good
Starting point is 00:02:00 This is important to me. This is important to me. Pray attention Let's go Blake's already got me laughing. Let's go. What did you just say Blake? What did you just I said will Kyle be joining? say Blake, what did you just ask? I said, will Kyle be joining? At this point, he has to ask his way back in. He's, he's not getting a free ticket back into the show. I'm sorry. Here's a question. Did he contact you guys and was like, Hey, I'm not going to be doing the podcast with you guys. Wait a minute. He hired a sky writer. Yeah. He had somebody come do a Candy Graham at my doors at Tandy Graham did he no he works through our manager as I want all things now
Starting point is 00:02:53 Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's what best friends do when they're not gonna join a project that they've been part of for four years They just go through the manager and they don't reach out individually and say, hey, I'm too busy. Usually they just go through the manager while they're eating babies. Rick, see ya. Yeah. Water trash. Oh, hey, manless. And it doesn't piss us off.
Starting point is 00:03:14 I call them and then I was like... Straight to voicemail? No, it was a butt dial. It was a butt dial. Oh, that's a good one. That is a good one. It was a butt face time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Butt face. That is a good one. I butt face time you. Sorry about it. But face. Have you guys ever had have you ever received or given a butt face time? I don't know. I think I yeah from my pocket. I believe so. Yes, great. That counts. Yeah, that's what literally what we're talking about. Blake's like, well, this one was from my pocket. Yeah. You know what a butt tile is? It's anytime you accidentally hit it and you're not. It doesn't, your ass cheek doesn't need to reach out and get in the top of the number, but. Yeah, you know of all the episodes we've done,
Starting point is 00:03:57 and I said some really fucking stupid shit. That was the first time I didn't think about one fucking second of what I was about to say. And that is pretty stupid looking. Well, I only did exactly the thing we're talking about, but not really. I'm still going to send it. It's this Zoa, baby. It's got me tweaking in a good way. You don't look tweaking, Blake.
Starting point is 00:04:16 You look really tired and it is 11 a.m. It's not that late. Have you been up for hours and hours with your two year old? I've been, I've been up just, what do you mean? I wake up at six 30. I feel great. Oh, okay. Yeah. What's going on at six 30? Whoa, you look like shit, dude. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:04:34 Yeah, you look unwell. You look unwell. What's any different? My hair, I glued it on. What looks any worse? Wait, what looks any worse to you then? Well, now your eyes are open. For a second, your eyes, let's see, now they're open. Now they're too open. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:04:50 But for a second, I look really bad on the podcast. I feel like I'm, I swing the most of all of our faces. I feel like I've got the gummiest face. So therefore, I can then get very ugly looking. Like my baseline regular like. Continue. Okay, he's strapped it in. He's got hair and makeup and then when I look tired.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Is that a divine? He really strapped it in. He strapped it in. And then when I'm tired, I look viciously tired. And I feel like most times I can't tell if you're tired or not, except for one minute ago, I thought you looked really tired and now I think you look you look a little less tired Yeah, oh my god, sorry. I think it's because I just cracked open this Zoa and I took my first sip and now
Starting point is 00:05:36 I am back to square one, baby. You know what? I think it is I think he's been crying for days because this fucking team lost the Super Bowl The big game come on man I do feel like I'm on the brink of tears at all times, but none none have been shed none When we FaceTimed you because I FaceTimed Blake or I guess our agent FaceTimed me and then I caught you back Whatever, but we got ahold of you. We butt FaceTimed me and then I caught you back, whatever. But we got ahold of you. We butt FaceTimed you and from the pocket. That's why dude, I've never seen a person look more sad to be at the Super Bowl in a box.
Starting point is 00:06:14 I know, like it seemed like a really cool thing. Blake like didn't even like look over at the camera really. He was like, very much staring dead ahead. And I'm like, Blake, you, you you did you at least have fun? Like we're celebrating because we're chiefs fans and then that's when literally no well my family is I don't give a shit Oh, we were having you know, we're just having a good time and then you looked so sad dude Yeah, of course I was we were on the brink of a championship. It was about to be one of the funnest nights of my life I saw it slip through my fingers and that's that yeah, that's yeah
Starting point is 00:06:47 God the fact that they went for it without calling a timeout right there was some G shit like that's that it sounded like Nate dog was calling that play. Yeah, they were trying to have a merry thismus I feel oh my gosh. Yeah, it would have been it would have been an incredible Moment in time, but you know what I feel like today game great game. I feel like you couldn't have just been stoned great game nah Christian McCaffey Unbelievable love that guy would have been cool to party with him. Yeah, damn it. Well you hey you could have like no no no no no No, you don't you don't know what's partying trust no
Starting point is 00:07:23 We've done this before Blake and I have we told this story on the pot No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bring everybody for whatever reason everyone didn't go it was just me and Blake and we went to the Broncos losing team party yeah and it was oh that's cuz I I was on crutches remember yes yeah that's right yeah yes that's right and Kyle well we know what he was doing fucking things baby baby baby baby baby baby back cracking the spinal cord so like the party was just empty it was just like Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, That's kind of fun though. No players. It really isn't. No players. Players don't go to that shit. Player. There were no players. There was zero players.
Starting point is 00:08:28 No players. I mean, I if I was playing on the team and I lost, I would go for the free cake. I want, I want my cake for sure. Yeah. For you would, you would. Oh, dude. Well, don't you just go because you're, you've never been to the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Like a lot of those players weren't there in 2019. They weren't there. So it's their first time at the Super Bowl. Don't you just go, well, fucking, our season's over. No sweetheart, come on, let's go. Our wives are there, my mom is there. They, I want to show them a good time. No.
Starting point is 00:08:59 I go and then I get, then get so black out drunk that I end up fighting someone. Don't you just do that? I don't know. Do you do that? That would be cool. That'd be legendary. Well, hold up. Hold up. The part of this story is that this is my confession. West love is like, hey, this is not great. This is kind of boring.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Do you want to go to princess party? Oh, yeah. God. And we're like, for sure. Yeah, we want to go to princess party. He's like, okay, it doesn't start for another hour, but go here. And so we went there. It seemed like nothing was happening. It's just a target parking lot. You're like, this is the right it was a it was a door to stairs that went downstairs. And
Starting point is 00:09:40 there was just a guy there. And he was like, who are you? What's the deal? And I'm like, ah, fucking. And so we were outside trying to like navigate in and he finally came back and was like, OK, I got the text. You guys are in. We walk in. It's in the basement. It's packed. It's just fucking people partying.
Starting point is 00:09:57 A lot of a drogenous people where you're like, what is that? Oh, androgynous. Androgynous. What did I say? No, add. Add. Addrogynous. Yeah, I like I like how I said it, though. I don't disagree. I like it too. Yeah, wrong. And, uh, I like how I said it. It's a good time. It's a good, yeah, you can love that.
Starting point is 00:10:15 It's a good party. And we're kind of exhausted. We don't know anybody there. It's late. I think it's now like 4am at this point. And so one of them nights, there's like a fucking old country buffet set up. And we just are like, let's max out on these like hot wings or whatever. We sit down and sitting across the lake. Dude, I like all this androgynous people there and you guys are just maxing out on hot wings. I love it. I just want to party. So now you say correctly? I thought, what happened to the way you liked it? He's learning.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Well, I'm learning. Oh, that's what this pod is for all of us. We learn as we talk. I'm learning a lot of new words. I know what but dial means now. It's evidently. You call someone from your pocket. OK, great.
Starting point is 00:11:02 And so we're hanging. And then all of a sudden this this dude with like a cane sits down next to me and then there's a melon first super large Guy standing behind Blake, and then I just turn to my right and it's Prince And I look at the game. Yeah, I'm a dude. Did you smell him first? Did I smell Prince? I always fit like I feel like those really, really, really, really, really famous people. You smell him first. Like when you smelled Beyonce first.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. That's how I feel Prince would be. I hate to let you down. Didn't smell Prince first. That's it. Turned, looked to him. He looked at me and I just gave like a nod.
Starting point is 00:11:43 I'm in like fucking a little khakis and new balances He's in like the full ice skating jumpsuit, right? Rogalia and I look at Blake looking like he's about this skate for Team USA look at like Christie Yamaguchi out there do a little couples routine with the Rodney games routine with Rodney Gaines. Um, Yeah, Rowdy Gaines. That's swimming.
Starting point is 00:12:06 He's in. Wait, who's the guy who's like, oh my God, who's a figure skating? Oh, yeah, Bob, not Bobby Boy. I thought his name was Rodney. No, I do not know. We should know. He's been. He's just a star.
Starting point is 00:12:23 A blade. He's the villain of blades of glory Tara Lepinsky and the other dude with the crazy haircuts. Yeah, those man. They rock. I really ain't ski She rocks American treasure. So so did you do it like across the way and I'm like, oh my fucking god And he's looking at me like No, like whatever and then all all of a sudden is Blake there? Like we're sitting across me. No, no, no, no, no, mentally is Blake there.
Starting point is 00:12:51 This is late at night. It's late. It's late. You've been at the Super Bowl. No, I'm there. I'm there. Is he a shell? Is he a shell?
Starting point is 00:12:58 You know, Blake, Blake leaves the building and he just starts spitting on people. A little bit of a shell. Okay. So come on, man. Five minutes later, Prince finishes whatever he's eating and like does like a wait, you saw Prince eating? Yeah. Next to me eating.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Yeah. Oh, I didn't know he was eating. Yes. See, that's a special moment. I feel like not a lot of people get to see Prince eat. I feel like people see Prince every once in a while, get in and out of his chariot. Right. Or his hot air balloon that he just takes off in or whatever weird photo transportation. But not eating.
Starting point is 00:13:33 What was he eating? Do you remember? I was too, I didn't want to like look and stare. No, it wasn't even, I mean, it was dark. Good. Yes. It was dark. Adam, it was, it was cavernous. But like, I just wasn't like trying to make a big deal or what blow up his spot or whatever. Hey, what are you eating?
Starting point is 00:13:48 Yeah, he's just eating a. What is that porridge? Yeah, no, that was that. He gestures to his giant gestures or gestures, gestures. And they leave. 10, 30 seconds later, the lights come up and everyone's like, time to go, it's over. And I'm like, oh shit, like let me just finish my food here or whatever.
Starting point is 00:14:11 And then Blake and I walk out and I'm like, that was fucking crazy. Worth it. I know dude, like fucking a prince impersonator at a prince party. No. Dude, I remember this. I remember this. We've told, dude, I remember this. I remember this.
Starting point is 00:14:25 We've told this story. I remember this. I was like, no. And he goes, oh, you think that was actually prince? You think prince would just be there sitting down? I go, eating. Oh, you think prince eats macaroni? And I was like, you think there'd be a prince impersonator that when he gets up and leaves,
Starting point is 00:14:44 the lights come on and a giant bouncer follows him and the party's over. We were just sitting next to him. Oh yeah, the bitch. I mean, honestly, I mean, I understand where Blake's coming from because Blake is like a little bit of a conspiracy theorist. He's not down a rabbit hole, but he's always like.
Starting point is 00:14:59 I'm not eating babies or anything. Yeah, he's not eating babies, but he's eating baby adjacent. Yeah. You know. He's not eating babies, but he's eating baby adjacent. Yeah. You know, he likes to look. He is from Concord where where they grow the baby eaters. So I could see him thinking that for sure. And that does sound like a pretty cool Prince thing to do. It's just an impersonator to go to his party. You know where I think the root of that grew? It's because I went, I saw Prince three times in my life. And one time I went and there was a guy at a Prince concert
Starting point is 00:15:32 who looked exactly like Prince and he was like front row of the show. Like the probably the most obsessed stalker of Prince ever in the world. So I had just assumed that those people were out and about and following Prince around the world. And I don't know. I just that, so I had just assumed that those people were out and about and Following Prince around the world and I don't know. I just that's what I had do We think I think you were really drunk That's what I asked was Blake there right That's what I'm drunk now was he there enough to know that it was a he was a real human sitting in front of him Not Blake going like that was crazy that that
Starting point is 00:16:06 Prince robot was there. It would have been cool if I talked to him and I'm one foot away from like next to him. Blake's just three feet essentially like across a table from him across from me. I was intoxicated. If only Blake actually because you were probably drunk enough to then become good friends with him. I should have talked to him. Right. It was like that WME party where I barely remember this, and it's not Prince, but I had Jude Law and Robert Pattinson and Headlocks. I had them both like this. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:16:41 And Chloe said that we were laughing so hard that we were crying. And I don't remember what that was about but I won't. They were like this waiter is wrestling us. I think I was just you know you're at that level of drunk where you just don't care how famous they are you're just operation. I just want a party. Yeah, I bet that's got to be the first time either of them have been headlocked in decades. You wish.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Or unless they're headlocking each other. I don't know. That's their fucking kink, man. I feel like if you're that famous, you have to have a dominatrix step on your balls. That's why I would like. Oh, shit. When you're like, not Ivanka Melania
Starting point is 00:17:27 And Trump go off you're like for sure. She kicks him in the balls at night That's like how because he's been too rich and powerful for oh you think he likes getting his nuts stomped without a doubt without a doubt Because because Melania if you were to, like, write a script of a dominatrix that kicks a person in the balls, it would look exactly and talk exactly like Melania. It would be exactly her. Which is what? Like Russian.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Yeah, just the hottest Russian lady. Yeah. Where's she from? Slovenia? Yeah, but I mean, that's Russia, right? I don't know. Yeah. It seems Russia. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Where's she from? Slovenia? Yeah. But I mean, that's Russia, right? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. It seems Russia. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. It's over there. She's from one of the stands. Yeah. I like when people say that. Well, that's cool, man. I like a good Super Bowl. Yeah. I mean, and that's, and so then yes, FaceTiming, I also face,
Starting point is 00:18:22 butt faced Blake after the game. And then in my my homie Bernie Lomax was out there big game And I'm in like a text chain between the two of them and Bernie's like Blake. This is the Bronco Seahawks No, no, no, no, this is just the other day. Okay, this is Vegas cuz I was like, oh my buddy Bernie's gonna be there You guys can link maybe whatever and so so Bernie goes, where you at? Where you going? And Blake just sends a skull in crossbones. And he was like, okay. Yep, I went right to bed.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Dude, that's the most disappointing thing is you didn't go out. No. You didn't go out. No, I went the night before. Because dude, and I know we talked about this, like half of the previous like NFL dudes who are like, our age are there
Starting point is 00:19:06 Oh, yeah, just promoting their new vitamin water or what the fuck so much body armor water They all have a podcast. Yeah called like gridiron talk. Yeah, and so like get out there Yeah, no, I mean I went hard the night before and I would have gone really hard the night of but Shit didn't work out. So I just went to bed I was tired the night before sad boy. It was awesome. It was awesome. Yeah great time got to roll with our agent a Boushee he's a great time. We had it. We had a blast Okay, how was how was the box the box was dope anybody from any vampire movies in the headlock? I was kicking it with Druski. Oh Yeah, oh, how was that guy? He's hilarious that guy from any vampire movies in the headlock. I was kicking it with Drew Ski. Oh.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Yeah. Oh, how was that guy? He's hilarious. That guy, I don't know anything about, but he... Oh, he's so funny. Yeah, I think he probably is from like what I could tell on Instagram. I was like, yeah, this guy seems like he came out of nowhere. I'm sure he's been doing it for 10 years, but then is now so famous.
Starting point is 00:20:01 I feel like he's, he's everywhere. Yeah. And also I'm like, what does he do? I don't know. Skis. He's a skier. Yeah, he's a skier. And he draws. Is he a stand up? Um, no, he does. He used to draw. He used to draw. He drew. He drew. And now he's tired. Yeah, I see that. Yes, points. Yes, points. There we go. No, he does like all social media like he just rocks it. He does this thing where he like does it's almost like a talent show where you come in. What's the name of his?
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Starting point is 00:22:23 Susie and I have put together a whole new collection of episodes about the pop culture moments we all love and love to pick apart. We'll dive into the nuance behind real life controversies like the dramatic dethroning of the first black Miss America. We'll also explore the real world impacts of the fictional characters we all grew up on. From four Kaftan-loving Golden Girls. To one wildly demanding boss. And even a cringe-worthy group of teenage versions and one hot mom. There are many more topics, moments, people, and things
Starting point is 00:22:53 that shaped us and the way we think. We've got all that and a whole lot more on the new season of In Retrospect. Listen to In Retrospect on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. respect on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. I feel only in the last like maybe six months to a year. Do I feel like truly old where I see like a person on social media and I'm like, who are they? Right. What are you? People on social media and like feeling older, whatever batch does those very funny videos where like he does
Starting point is 00:23:33 something batches our age. Essentially, he's only a few years younger. I just want to finish my thought. Good. Speaking of people being old and emerging things here, he does bits about how he's getting older. Sure. Where like he'll do something and then it like the person recognizes how old he seems and then it keeps intercutting and like he suddenly has a cane then he suddenly has like gray hair as they just drive away and he's like new balances. Yeah, I can't remember his examples.
Starting point is 00:24:01 What is it like wearing a seatbelt is like for old people or. Yeah, okay. Kids don wearing a seat belt? Is it like for old people or something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kids don't wear seat belts anymore. They're like, fuck it. You know what's back? I've been told recently by a teacher. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:15 A high school teacher. She goes, teachers. You know what I mean? I've been told by a teacher that vaping is out and smoking cigarettes is back Wow, okay, yeah, dude vaping had its time and we're like we're just now going like okay vaping Wow, the kids are vaping. Oh man. That was that was that came and went baby. They're back to them hardcore Ziggy, I wonder what's worse for you I really wonder.
Starting point is 00:24:46 And why? I don't know because every generation kind of wants to do their own shit a little bit. Well and because out here at least in California they started making it where like vapes you can't flavor them anymore so they probably just taste like shit and cigarettes taste so good. So I was gonna say and cigarettes are delish. Oh man cigarettes stay so fucking good, dude. Well, they don't want that popcorn lung, didn't Adam? Didn't you tell us about the popcorn lung? Yeah, that shit. Yeah, well, that was the rumor. I don't know how real that science was, you know.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Yeah, I do. By the way, who was like, it's called popcorn lung, technically. Some doctor has saw it said that should look like popcorn, dude. And like, that's it. Yeah, that's a good, yeah, Dr. Brozarks was like, oh, shit. Oh, fuck. That looks like popcorn dude. They're like that's it. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, dr. Bros. Arx was like
Starting point is 00:25:31 Jiffy pop dude Opel is so I want to taste that flavor Reddbocker it's his first time looking at the CAT scan is the patients like it so am I okay? It's just oh no, bro. I just know it looks like fucking popcorn dude. It's not good. Whoa That is the cheddar cheese portion of the container Holy shit, dude. Nobody's touching that. No one touches that That's the gross flavor. I Will say the cheddar popcorn kind of came up once they started mixing it with the caramel and then you get them both together
Starting point is 00:26:08 By the way, you take out the little divider and you mix it yourself Them big-ass canisters or yeah, oh, baby the three Three flavors right I would not last in my house You had to get in there if you wanted anything because a day or two later, it's gone. Mm. Mm. You'd end up getting the regular ass popcorn.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Fucking yuck, dude. Oh, what, oh yeah, just the butter? Yeah. Yeah, that shit was gross. That was no good. I mean, you gotta get the kettle. I'm so fucking hungry. The cheese is the banger.
Starting point is 00:26:44 But to go back on these young influencer kids. Yes, please. Educate us. I just this morning found this kid and I'm sure he's been doing it for a decade. Okay. This morning, he found a kid. Hot, hot, hot, hot.
Starting point is 00:26:58 I found a kid. You found a child? For Kyle. Yeah. For Kyle to eat. He was a little a drogenous. He might be a little adro... But it goes to my point that like, if you're 20 years old, I no longer know...
Starting point is 00:27:11 I was. I mean, I was. I no longer know who you are. I don't. I'm so old now, dude. Right. So you're... I had mentioned it early, but you would...
Starting point is 00:27:21 Have you watched Salt Burn yet? Were you completely lost on everybody in that cast or what? I don't know that cast. No, I do not know that cast. So salt burn isn't a app? No. I do know that. I mean, I've watched Euphoria. So I know that that's like kind of the jock with the gay dad and he has a lot of violent tendencies. And now he's... Yeah, that's what that show is.
Starting point is 00:27:42 He's really, he's really sexy. And then the guy drinks his jizzy bathwater Woltry guy. We are yeah, I mean that movie sucked though. I'll say it it's salt salt burn. Yeah. Yeah, really bad You're out. I gotta watch it. I gotta watch oh really really bad Kyle spoiled it for me He like told me the three parts so I yeah, right. Yeah, the jizz water for me. He like told me the three parts. So I'm right. Yeah. The gizwater. I well, I mean, it was you because they say that you have to have three parts that you could water cooler moments in a movie for it to really be successful. Of course. Who said that? I want to say it was like Carl Reiner or someone or Mel Brooks, someone someone.
Starting point is 00:28:21 And so it was like they just wrote those three parts and then built a movie around those three parts. Oh, right. And they're like, Hey, you didn't like the Jizzy Bathwater. Take it up with Carl Reiner. Yeah. So they were sitting around there like, so we've got the Jizzy Bathwater. No, they felt like they wrote backwards from Jizzy Bathwater, which, which I mean, I don't know. Right. That sounds like a workaholic episode when when we were when we were writing game over man One of the first things we put up on the board was auto erotic Affixiation and shaggy singing at young point. So I get it. I get it. That's crazy. Take it back. I love that movie I looped back around to other than the three scenes that Kyle has taught told me about and spoiled for me. I have no clue what it's about.
Starting point is 00:29:12 And so you haven't seen it either. No, I have not. You didn't see it. You didn't watch it. Oh, so why do you disagree with Adam? What do you mean? I didn't disagree. You don't watch it. Just watch the movie. Sorry, Maybe I have misheard you. I thought Adam said it sucked and you were like, oh, come on. Yeah, you were saying I thought he was responding the way that made it seem like you like it. I thought so. Maybe not. Well, it's not that I saw it.
Starting point is 00:29:35 I'm just like, it's not nice to say something mean about it. Oh, dude. Fucking, have you even had a Zoa this morning? Treat yourself to a Zoa and get here, dude I mean I'm a couple sits in you're so tired See me have a Zoa get your fucking mind right good Is that is that the meanest thing you could I'm sorry I said one of the meanest things you could say to another person is it you you look really tired Oh, that never feels good to hear
Starting point is 00:30:02 Oh It never feels good to hear that and go to sleep is tough. Do you ever shut up? It really hurts. Do you ever shut up as a classic? That's a heartbreaker. That's a heartbreaker. If anybody hits you with the do you ever shut up?
Starting point is 00:30:19 You officially just have to go home. Well, my my thing with salt burn and then we'll we'll it to, and then I will shut up. I will shut up. Come on. Come on. Is that you don't like anyone in the movie, and you're not rooting for anybody, and everyone is gross. You love him? You don't give a, you don't give a shit about any character. And then it was just like, you don't care about anyone. No one's particularly like, you're like, kind of rooting for them. Because you know how succession did a good job of like, they're all really bad people, they're all kind of suck. But you do end up rooting for some of them, because
Starting point is 00:30:55 you're like, I get I get a kick out of this guy, or you see little glimpses, they're charming here and there. Yeah, yeah, of them being charming. There was none of that. And then there was just those three moments that you're like, okay, that's why people are talking about it, but you don't care. Okay. And that's why I didn't like it. Okay. Well, I mean that now I like your negativity towards the movie. And also, hey, dude, by the way, am I so old because I think every young person is like it's the best movie ever But what was the I'm blanking on it. Durs would know the Jude Law movie sleepwalkers. Oh go ahead House guests. No the Jude Law Matt Damon movie
Starting point is 00:31:37 Talented mr. Ripley talented mr. Ripley perfect It felt like a much worse version of the talented Mr. Ripley. Wait, I thought that movie was about like, that was like a caper and they were like stealing shit. No, no, no. You've never seen the talented Mr. Ripley? No, but if I have, I'm not recalling it very well. Yeah, you definitely didn't. Then your homework is to go watch it. That movie is amazing. That movie rocks.
Starting point is 00:32:01 And essentially, it's kind of the same thing. It's like a person of lower social class trying to get in with a higher social class and sort of lying their way into it. Did you see Ingrid Goes West? Yes. Ingrid Goes West is a like, I'm not knocking that movie, I like that movie a lot. It's a beat for beat like character for character, Talents of Miss Ripley, not Ripoff, but homage. But that one's in like Palm Springs. Well, this one, this movie Ingrid goes West was at least it felt like a new take on it with social media and that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Right. Exactly. Yes. It was an update. But this seemed like they're just trying to do that movie and it's not as good. Interesting. So Townsend Miss Ripley did and it's not as good. Interesting. So, The talents of Mr. Ripley, dude. And it's just like fucking gorgeous. Eye candy. Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:32:51 The guys. That too. Oh, dude, the guys, man, they both deserve a headlock. I'll say that. Ooh. If I saw them at 2 a.m. at a party, I'm gonna headlock them. So, Saul Byrne is about somebody working their way up into a higher society? Yeah, essentially. And he like...
Starting point is 00:33:10 Yeah, he was old as time. I like that. He befriends like a super hot rich guy at school and then sort of lies his way into being best friends. What's the Will Smith movie where he's like, my dad's Sidney Poitier and everybody believes him? Hancock. Hitch? Hitch, yeah. dad's Sydney Poitier and everybody believes him? Hancock. Hitch? Hitch, yeah, it's Hitch. Was that Wild Wild West?
Starting point is 00:33:29 Six degrees, I think. He's Wild Wild West. I love this joke format. Wow, dude. Dude, is that wiki Wild Wild? Or... It's Wild Wild West, yeah, for sure. Jim West, Desperado.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Rough Rattas, don't want none. Dude, I mean, I don't want none. Dang, now that's a movie. Now that's cinema. I'm that age right there. You give me with a wiki-wawaw. Yeah. That's, you know how old you are? Like, I feel like next time we do this, we're at a, we're at like a bar or club
Starting point is 00:34:00 and we know the DJ, which, by the way, we're still cool. We know DJs, guys. Okey still cool. We know DJs guys. Okey dokey. We know DJs. That makes you cool. We got to get on the mic and go, hey guys, wiki wah wah wiki wiki wah wah and see how many people respond to that. The way you do it, I'm like, I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:34:22 I know exactly what that is. What are you even saying? Wicky Wild. Hey, guys. Wicky Wild West. Wicky Wild Wild West. Jim West. I feel like if someone got on the mic and did that at a bar or a club or whatever, you'd go Wild West, Wicky Wicky Wild West.
Starting point is 00:34:41 I don't even know that post-it song. I just know West, Jim West, Desperado. Desperado. And then they go, Wiki, Wild Wild. I don't even know that post song. I just know West, Jim West, Desperado. And then they goes, Wiki, Wild Wild, Wiki, Wiki, Wild Wild. And then what? Dude, I don't know. I think they just recited back. Dude, play that song for us. Well, you know I'm not going to hit it at the point you want.
Starting point is 00:35:04 What? Yeah, do they sample? Is it Stevie Wonder? Who do they sample on that? I can't remember. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. West. Jim West. I think that's how it starts. And then it goes West. Jim Rest, Desperado. Did you pull it up? I have it. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna play the beginning of it. Do you know the timestamp? Dude, I have it okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna play the beginning of it or is there do you know the time stamp dude? I know the time stamp so Jaden look it's only a couple more Sorry
Starting point is 00:35:44 I got the rain sorry what should I do next no no no no and that's all we got oh sorry and I'm sorry man but unfortunately that was 15 seconds oh can we fudge it since no music play hey Adam since uh he can't pull it up maybe Adam just wraps the entire thing yeah Jim well it starts off with wiki wow wow wiki wiki wow wow West Jim West Desperado okay here I'll do Jim. Well, it starts off with wiki. Wow. Wow wiki wiki. Wow. Wow West Jim West Desperado Okay here. I'll go 55 seconds. Yeah, it's not it's not 55 seconds. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Yeah Yeah, it's super. It's it's dude go it 20 seconds in okay, and then and then start it Okay, this is second 20 and I'll play it for two seconds because we only have started. Okay. This is second 20 and I'll play it for two seconds because we only have six seconds left. Dude, I, I put,
Starting point is 00:36:28 right, man, fine. No. That was 20 in so 20 seconds. He just talks to Jaden about whether he should sing this song or not. Blake, you're like, as far as the 15 seconds, I feel like we still have six seconds on the clock not unlike What Kansas City had on the clock? Here he goes Bully
Starting point is 00:37:00 Okay, so where do you want to skip to where would you like to skip to 36 31 seconds? Okay, what were you just at I was at 20 and he was still talking it feels like he was wrapping it up though He would say 25. Okay. Let's go 25. Okay. We'll go to 25. All right seconds Here you go. Okay Ready wait for it Wiggy wah wah Wiggy wiggy wah Wah wah west, Jim west, Desperado So I wasn't that, I mean I was a little off but wiggy wiggy wah That's crazy
Starting point is 00:37:31 Adam, I ride with you Yeah man, forever now Hey Adam, guess what dude Thank you You know what you got brother Yes, clients Thank you You are still cool and relevant and know the DJ
Starting point is 00:37:43 And have the talent response online No dude, see I don't know the DJ I know you guys relevant and know the DJ and have the talent response online. No, dude. See, I don't know the DJ. I know you guys who then know the DJ. I don't know. You are my salt burn. Thank you. I love that Adam knew that. I also want to know what you know about wiki wiki wiki world news. What's the wiki wiki weather today? Wikipedia. Dude, I was just watching Christina Amapour right before hopping on here. So yeah, I'm well versed Ukraine's that now you say it. How do you pronounce it Christina? I'm a poor also not right? Okay?
Starting point is 00:38:13 Who's that and in there? I'm a poor. I'm gonna go poor myself as oh, I'm the poor. I'm the poor Omnivore she eats everything bro. No I'm on poor I'm on poor. I'm on poor. I've been saying it wrong the one other time I might have said her name. And what do you think the first name is? Christina, right? Christian. Oh, fuck. God, this is hard. Christina Amidpour. Well, dude, I miss Wolf Blitzer. It was so easy to say his name and really, really cool name, by the way. Who? Whose name was easy?
Starting point is 00:38:48 Wolf Blitzer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Wolf. Yeah, my boy Wolf. The Situation Room, dude. Yeah. They made it feel real special.
Starting point is 00:38:56 They made it feel real special. Do you think Wolf? By the way, guys, there's still a war on Ukraine. All right, and we're back. And we're back. Wait, is it a wiki-wiki war in Ukraine? Yes, goodbye. Ukraine. All right, and we're back Wicky wicky war in Ukraine. Yes, goodbye Ukraine don't want nothing Wolf Blitzer looks eyes exactly like Wolf Blitzer Or do you think he looks nothing like what his name is he looks exactly like his name? Yeah. Yeah, he looks like a Wolf Blitzer
Starting point is 00:39:20 Yeah, interesting. I kind of expected something else. I mean, he's an old man I feel like young wolf you might go. No, he doesn't look like a wolf blitzer But he's aged into a nice looking wolf a good-looking wolf and is his name Wolfgang We need to look him up young because I have never seen him outside of the age. He is now, which is what like 2000. What? Where is he going with a two? He started with a two. Dude, you haven't even got it. You gotta finish that.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Zoa. Dude, how tired are you, Blake? God damn, buddy. Vegas takes a toll. Hey, producers, what is his full name? Is it Wolfgang or is it Wolfpack? Wolfpack. Oh my God. I would argue to say this fool looks more like Wolf when he was young. Wolf pup. Well, his middle name is Isaac. Show your
Starting point is 00:40:11 tits. His name is just Wolf. Okay. His middle name is Isaac. His name is Wolf. Strong, dude. Where is he from? Adam, is there maybe a Hail Mary name situation right now? Can you switch it up real late in the game? Not unlike a football game that just... I'm drunk now. I'm a little disappointed because everyone gave us... I'm blanking out. When you put the name on shit, what is that called? Rattles.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Divers. What are we talking about? I don't know. You know, when you... When you put your name on things, when they, when someone embroidery, no embroidered. Yeah. Okay. So we have a ton of embroidered stuff with Bo's name on it. Okay. So now, even if you, you, a really cool name like Wolf comes up, you're like, well, then I'd have to buy like six blankets. So not worth it. Not worth it. You know, this is this is what happens when you let the name out the bag early
Starting point is 00:41:06 Yeah, people get They do they already start sending you embroidered shit and by the way I love love the name bow and we're sticking with it I remember how we were like dude. There's no real epic slams on bows name Uh-huh, and then immediately people like boner, Bo nerf. And I'm like, oh, yeah, classic. Classic. Yeah. Did we say there was no? I thought there was something like, Bo, you're a fucking bitch.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Shut the fuck up. Yeah, there was something like that. You need another four inches. Yeah, there was something like that. There was. And it was. Which, in about a week here, I'm going to be saying that when he's crying. I'm like, Bo, shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Shut the fuck up. Hey, as long as you keep him away from Kyle, it's gonna be fine. Yeah. Oh, he's not coming over. He's not coming over. He's not coming over. Yeah, we haven't even talked about that. I wonder, I wonder what would happen. Would you would you use Bo as bait just to see if we can tempt Kyle?
Starting point is 00:42:00 Just to get just to get it solidified that he is indeed eating babies. Well, I feel like No, probably because he's my child But if he was anyone else's then absolutely who's side are you on seems like you're not willing to sacrifice my my side No, sir. I don't like it. Yeah, my said. Yeah, his family side and Adam you passed the test. Yeah First test past dude. Well done. You are a protector of the family. Wicked, wicked, wild, wild. Damn, I'm actually so proud. Because I was second guessing when you guys were like,
Starting point is 00:42:31 no, it doesn't. And then I felt so vindicated. So thank God we found that part of the song. Yeah, that was huge for you. And that was at 25 seconds, which you called, which is another bonus point. Yeah, I felt really good about it. I felt really good.
Starting point is 00:42:49 And can you play just that part of the song over again? Or for the rest of the time? You're asking a lot of me. I could probably get it on the board next week. Oh. Dude. We could do it. Wild, wild, wild, wild.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Yeah. Wait, is Cisco on that song? Is Cisco? Is that Cisco? I was like, ask that Cisco. No, right there is Cisco on that song? Is Cisco? Is that Cisco? I was like, that's that Cisco note right there! I heard that he- Yeah! Holy shit, wait is Cisco in the video?
Starting point is 00:43:13 Oh my god, did you guys see that video? By the way, Cisco is 40. Did I love how we heard this V Cisco note? That's how you know you're old too. Yeah! Oh, it's Cisco. Oh, it's Drew Hill. It's all of Drew Hill.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Okay, oh, I know. Which is just Cisco, right? Who else is in Drew Hill? Hey, that's Cisco adjacent. Who else is in Drew Hill? Wolf Blitzer. Drew Ski. Drew Ski.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Yep, he's in there. That was his first thing. He was a infant. I saw the Hill, thought, hey, might as well ski. I need the members of Drew Hill. Oh, no. No points. No points. Sorry. I'm just looking at your name. No. The listen to these dudes. Okay, there's Cisco. You want to listen?
Starting point is 00:44:01 His name is Nokia the entity. I don't know that's just a hard-ass name Hey, Chloe we got it audible Entity no we're switching up to Nokia the entity divine. That's what's that hard? Go ahead. I think it's Nico Nico Ruffin. That's his real name Hey, now we know and now I think it's Nico Nico Ruffin. That's his real name I and fingers crossed I hope that what is it again the end titty and I think I hope that he's one of those like behind the scenes Gazillionaires who produces a ton of shit. Yeah. Yeah, I hope that for him too Cuz you know how people have like a one hit and then they disappear because Cisco doesn't seem like he is. Did you guys see that video of him doing the thong
Starting point is 00:44:50 song on stage and he's now 40 years old with a little beer belly and it's the best. I'm like it's exactly what I wanted for Cisco because remember how tiny like Cisco was a little way fish man. Now he's got like a nice little like he's been Swallowing but heavies hole for for 20 years, and I'm like You think that's his drink of choice, but that that is my body He is me and I am him. Yeah, it was so exciting to see I was really pumped on it and is Cisco his birth name It was so exciting to see. I was really pumped on it. And is Cisco his birth name?
Starting point is 00:45:25 Uh-huh. That's a great question. Or was he just a big Cisco systems guy and then he was like, well, I got to flip this. He was in like business school. And then he was like... And isn't Cisco the like, they are the ones that deliver like beer to bars and restaurants? I've seen the trucks. I believe so. I thought, oh no, that's a different Cisco. That's
Starting point is 00:45:45 CYC. Yeah, I don't get it. C-I-S-C-O. There's Cisco systems and then there's Cisco, which yeah, which was always pulling up at like your school. Yeah. Well, at the improv, I was the one that had to let them in in the mornings to deliver all the beer and liquor and shit. Can you imagine if Cisco was driving? What up, bro? Hey, are you delivering that beer? And he just goes, Yeah! Hey, do you got that Heineken light?
Starting point is 00:46:16 We are. Yeah! Can you bring it around back? Yeah! Yeah! Dude, how is that not a Super Bowl commercial? It's just Cisco saying, yeah to things? Yeah, Yeah! Dude, how is that not a Super Bowl commercial? It's just Cisco saying yeah to things? Yeah, yeah!
Starting point is 00:46:30 And then at the very end you have Lil' John come out? I'll tell you how. Because we're kind of in the deep die right now. Not everybody knows Cisco. I don't know. Everyone would know. And then you button it with Lil' John saying yeah! At the end.
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Starting point is 00:47:49 And I miss her, then. I said, what? So I drew that one. This season we're diving deep into some of McCartney's most beloved songs. Yesterday, Band on the Run, Hey Jude. And McCartney's favourite song in his entire catalogue, here, there, and everywhere. Listen to season two of McCartney, A Life in Lyrics, on the iHeart radio app Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Hi retro fans! Are we going with that? I think we are. Okay, hi. It's your favorite Thurbeck podcast hosts, Jessica Bene. And Susie Bene-Kerri. Here to share that there's more in retrospect coming. Susie and I have put together a whole new collection of episodes about the pop culture moments we all love and love to pick apart. We'll dive into the nuance behind real life controversies
Starting point is 00:48:41 like the dramatic dethroning of the first black Miss America. We'll also explore the real-world impacts of the fictional characters we all grew up on. From four Kaftan-loving Golden Girls to one wildly demanding boss and even a cringe-worthy group of teenage versions and one hot mom. There are many more topics, moments, people, and things that shaped us and the way we think. we've got all that and a whole lot more on the new season of In retrospect listen to in retrospect on the iHeart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite shows Dude did you guys love the usher performance and was that moving for you Blake being there for the usher performance? Yes, I was at a high at that point because my squad was winning every fucking track usher was playing. I knew all the words. Oh yeah, me too. It was unreal. I actually I would like to go back and rewatch it just to see it.
Starting point is 00:49:41 You know, I saw it live and it was amazing. Yeah, I want to go back and watch it too. Because it was just I was so I was fighting so hard. By the way, I'm in my living room. So I'm not even there. You know what I mean? Yeah, I was I was really, really feeling it with my pregnant wife and my family. And meanwhile, I'm like 11. course lights deep. Sure. Never checked that.
Starting point is 00:50:05 I was intoxicated. It was so fucking great, dude. And I heard after the fact that he got like hate for it, people said it sucked. I will say this. What happened? He was not singing as much as I thought he was. The mic was kind of in and out.
Starting point is 00:50:22 No, I think it's because there's a lot of backup singers in his songs. So he just sang his parts and then, yeah. Right. I kind of wish I heard his voice more, but when I did hear it, he sounded good. He roller-stated off the chain. And my new favorite musician, her. Oh yeah, she rocks. Oh yeah, she's so cool.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Just jumping out on the guitar. I feel like she pops out. I think she was in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. She performed there like the other day. Yes. And you're going to hate this, but her tiny desk is very good, Anders. And I know you hate that and you don't want to listen to it, but it is very good.
Starting point is 00:50:56 I'll just listen to her everywhere else. Her big desk. It is very good. Get a big desk. I'll listen to her big album. I didn't know who she was. Not she, a big album. I didn't know who she was. Not she, her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:06 I didn't know who her was. Yeah! Sure. Sure. I didn't know who her was. And I was like dumbfounded. I'm like, where did they find this? And then I looked her up and like she's already like a Grammy winning artist.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Yeah. But she's young still. She's like 26 or something. But she's clearly like a fucking, what do they call him? Savant? She's Salt Burnin. Yeah. She she's young still she's like 26 or something, but she's clearly like a fucking what do they call him? So mom she's salt burning. Yes. She's fully salt burning right now. Yeah, she's so vaunted And like stage presence the way she plays guitar I'm like you have stage presence like I don't know who else dude You could eat in a dark room
Starting point is 00:51:41 You could eat a bowl of mashed potatoes next to Anders and Blake and Blake would be like That was crazy that that her impersonator was Who was at this party in that while? That was weird, right? I'm like no that was her. I'll be like who? She's she's heard at all. She's heard at all. Oh, man. We are so dumb. I promise now we're firing now I mean when you have three quarters of a Zoa some and your body just feels right. Yeah, it makes you feel real good Cisco's real name is mark by the way Dude, that's what's so cool. I'm like these are Cisco? I'm like, these are the things I'm curious about.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Well, that's what's cool is like, I'm, you know, you name your son one name, Bo, and you think that's and then you meet like, imagine if Bo is like, my name is, my name's no, well, I don't even know how to come up with the name Cisco. Trisket. Yeah, Mark. Trisket. It's Mark. I'm Trisket. I'm Trisket. I guess. But is that like a stage name? Because then I'm like, sure, man, Trisket. It's Mark. I'm Trisket. I'm Trisket. You're like, I guess. And... But is that like a stage name?
Starting point is 00:52:47 Cause then I'm like, sure man. Trisket. Go get your biscuit. Okay. But if he's like, I want to be known as Trisket. Yeah. I could see Bo being a little, a little performer. You know.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Yeah. Nepo babies are back. Yeah. I'm trying to, I'm trying to have a little Nepo baby. I'm still going to send it. Okay. I like that. Dude, I saw a Nepo.
Starting point is 00:53:04 I really don't Nepo baby one this week that I just blew my fucking mind. What was that? I can't remember it, but I was like holy fuck. It was like a whole line of plumbers Yeah, and it was the grandfather was a Plumber and then all the way down the line is pretty wild dude actually no Adam It is it gets one. Oh, it wasn't that It is. It was. It wasn't that. It was. I can't remember who it was. It wasn't that.
Starting point is 00:53:28 It was the Vendere's family. That's not wiki wiki wild. Wait, can we circle back to commercials real quick? Please. I'd like to. One of the first commercials right out the gate was the best far and away for me and that was the Kawasaki Mollit commercial. See, I saw none of them so you have to fill me in.
Starting point is 00:53:45 What was that? I was at home watching and was really enjoying too many Coors lights to really remember any commercials. Really? Were you black out at that point? No, I wasn't. I wasn't, but I feel like I was just talking with people. I did not tune into the commercials.
Starting point is 00:54:03 OK. I'm joined now. You know, we were eating a lot of chicken wings, right? I was alone with three children saying shut up the fuck up It's commercial. This isn't important to me. This isn't working to me. Bray attention This is Kawasaki commercial are you? They have mallets look at how funny this is. This one has Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, that's special. What was that one?
Starting point is 00:54:29 Was that? Was that Dunkin Donuts? What was that? And I think Ben Affleck directed that commercial too. If I know my commercial histories. Yes, points! I thought that was a good one. I thought it was such a huge kind of like
Starting point is 00:54:47 swing. I don't know. Like it wasn't like so creative. It was just kind of like, let's make these people look ridiculous. And you kind of go, that's very funny. They're game. But like the mullet one was at least kind of, I was like, oh, that's funny. They're driving around people get mullets. And then in the end, it goes Business upfront party in the back and I was like, okay, that's that's great. It was it was weird how I mean I feel like they stopped making like very funny funny commercials and now it's just like how many celebrities can we get in here? So let's throw in like Glenn close and you're like Right, and you're like close but no Right. And you're like close, but no cigar. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Let me give you some points. That's not moving the meter for a football fan. Do you think someone's watching the Super Bowl and they're like, oh, I hope Glenn Close is in this. That that'll really hit home for me. There's just some wife who's like, I loved damages. You'd be surprised to know. Was she an 80 for Brady or I feel like maybe she pulls up in that movie
Starting point is 00:55:47 Is she not? Damages was so good. I'm just like I love damages the damages NFL crossover is crazy Yeah, oh my god, everybody can't get enough of it. How about just the fucking Jesus commercials? I'm like, oh. Oh, yeah. Dude, Jesus commercials rock. That was early on when we were like, that seems like it. Who is, man, because these commercials for the Super Bowl
Starting point is 00:56:13 cost like $3 million for like a 30 second commercial. Hold up. Who is paying for the Jesus commercials? What do you mean, dude? The fucking Gemstone family. Yeah, man, it's freaking big religion baby. Well then I feel like these righteous Gemstones need to throw their name out the end of it
Starting point is 00:56:30 and just be like come on down to Gemstone Salvation Center. Yeah, right. That would be kinda cool. This is just a blanket Jesus. It's kinda like when milk commercials were going wild. Oh, here's, in the chat we got Isaac, show your tits horn saying it's the hobby lobby family.
Starting point is 00:56:48 He's lying. And Todd, who we respect and love our editor confirmed it says it's partly funded by a hobby lobby. Wow. Like a blobby body. By the way, do they really make that much money? Hobby lobby. Oh yeah,
Starting point is 00:57:05 hobby lobbies are everywhere. Because I feel like the only time I've ever been in a hobby lobby, I spent $4. Right. I get pez and I leave. Yeah. Go in there. I buy I buy a pez and and some like, hemp when I was making hemp necklaces when I was in the seventh grade. And then I would... I do believe Hobby Lobby's now have like pharmacies inside of them, like they... Oh, yeah. I think they're like community centers now,
Starting point is 00:57:32 where people get a lot of this. Hobby Lobby's are crazy. Am I wrong? Or maybe I'm thinking of dollars. I don't know that they have. Maybe, but I feel, I could see Hobby Lobby being, since they're Jesus centric, then they go to church and they're like come on dad. They give You know $10 million to their what just having a ghost push something off
Starting point is 00:57:54 You got spirits in your house you're talking about Jesus. Yes, we're talking about Jesus and stuff He just knocked over your black sheep I feel like then Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, people really follow if you, if they know that you're a Christian organization, they go there, they flock there, you know, the flock as they say. Yeah, the flock, the Jesus flock, the Jesus flock, the flock of flock, the flying V flock of flock. And there's, dude, at my movie theater here down here, there's a If you're listening Adam has a movie theater go ahead
Starting point is 00:58:30 The one I always go to there's always a Jesus movie there There's always a Jesus movie, and I'm like money. Yes, sir I'm like these Jesus move we got to get into Jesus movies, dude We've we've covered this what do you mean? Jesus? Are you sure it's not Lord of the Rings? Like what do you mean there's always a Jesus movie? There's only so many Jesus movies. It said Lord of the... Some...
Starting point is 00:58:50 Yeah, Lord. No, no, no, no. That was the Lord of the Rings trilogy. The last one was the child trafficking movie, which I think is Jesus centred. And then now there's one called Chosen, which I believe is a Jesus movie. That's frozen.
Starting point is 00:59:04 No, they ran out of letters, bro It was The F when they were putting the sign up. I fuck just right chose. Yeah, just chose and the kids You are so dumb Just do it So dumb. And they're like, just do it. Wicked wow wow. Do we have any tape backs?
Starting point is 00:59:27 Any apologies, any epic slams here? Oh, please. Oh, please. Take back. Just like, I guess, boner as a good slam. Kyle, Kyle, do you have any tape backs, epic slams or, Kyle? Oh no, I'm in video village on my TV show.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Yeah, no. I got nothing. I'm skateboarding in the parking lot of my TV show. Today felt pretty good. Yeah, you know what? I'd like to take back being so fucking tired up talking while I was a little sleepy, but I feel like I really came alive at the end. It must be this Zoa hitting my string.
Starting point is 01:00:01 And what is that word that I mispronounced that? And thank you for calling me on it every time, Ders. It really. Voldemort. Androgynous. Androgynous. And I said, I said, in. I think I said, androgynous.
Starting point is 01:00:13 I think you said ad. You said ad. Androgynous. Yeah. And how is it pronounced? Just for everyone. Everyone at home, not for me, just for everybody else. Ann.
Starting point is 01:00:22 It's got a hard Ann. Yeah. Androgynous. Yeah. And now, hey guys, and now we know. And. It's got a hard and. Yeah. Androgynous. Yeah. And now, hey guys, and now we know. And this is what the podcast is all about. It's learning. We're all learning. It is important.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Now, this really is important. And if you guys are listening at home, go ahead and get out your phones and rate this episode, sliding Blix DMs and let them know out of 10. 10 being perfect. Yes. Definitely sliding into Blix DMs with a rating scale. One being garbage.
Starting point is 01:00:46 And also not flowers. We gotta find something else to give people that isn't flowers, but to show respect. Oh yeah, show respect. Is it just a shout out? Can it just be respect? Yeah, respect. Yeah, hey, I'd like to toss some respect usher's way.
Starting point is 01:01:00 Just a little bit. Okay, absolutely. I mean, he got some hate afterwards. I thought it was fantastic. The fact that he got married right afterwards, I thought it was a little guy. Okay, absolutely. I mean, the he got some hate afterwards. I thought it was fantastic. The fact that he got married right afterwards, I thought was a boss move. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. He is not. Yeah, his longtime girlfriend, which you know, I don't know his dating history, but evidently his longtime girlfriend, right after the Super Bowl, they wouldn't got married in Vegas. Wow. Was it his chick on the side that had one on the way?
Starting point is 01:01:25 Did he boo her up? Who is it? I don't know. I don't think it's a side chick. From Confessions. He's, that's a lyric. That's a lyric. Oh, it's okay.
Starting point is 01:01:34 Yeah. This is my confession. One on no way. Oh, okay. Sure, sure, sure, sure. And yeah, shout out to Roller skating. Is he gonna be Roller skating? And I will say that someone put like a meme up of like the woman on the pole falling into like is everyone gonna pretend
Starting point is 01:01:49 That she's didn't fall she didn't fall because there's a woman in the background on the pole that went down to the exact same time as her Hmm. I don't think she fell. Yeah, fuck you you bitch. I don't even know what you're talking about So stop coming after pole dancers if you think she fell fuck you after pole dancers. If you think she fell, fuck you. Hey, no take backs. No respect your way. I don't know exactly what Durs is mentioning, but I'm with him 100% because he's my boy
Starting point is 01:02:12 and together we are wick-a-waw-waw. No ifs and drogenesses or face butts about it. Gosh. That could have been some good. I gotta feel it, I'm gonna have a lot of people in my DMs tell me, 10 out of 10, baby. Yeah.
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