This Is Important - Ep 19: Ranking the Guys’ Butts from Best To Worst

Episode Date: December 29, 2020

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what's obviously most crucially important. Today on This Is Important, pull your fucking butt out. Let's go. The food was shadowpond. We're shooting a hardcore gay porno. You should really be hanging your hat on your dick, bro. And here we go. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Oh, yeah. Very good. Oh, classic, that's the entrance one. Hello, everybody. Oh, right. Now you're leaning into it. I love it. We're back. Yeah, way to kick it off with a couple of those. Don't even talk today. Yeah, last week you were really fucking blowing it, Beezer.

Yeah, well, the board is fully locked and loaded. Give me a hell yeah! Hell yeah! Hell yeah! All right! Austin 316, baby! No, baby, I'm hyped. Have you guys met him?

Did you guys ever meet Stone Cold? No. Oh my god. If I met... Oh. I met him and shook his hand and his hand was just fucking muscled up, like thick, like a thick ball. Yeah, I think he's like the real deal.

You know what's awesome? I've met a handful of wrestlers and they're all like doing some sort of zany character that isn't really them. They for sure put it on. And for sure, because if you don't, you're just a total psychopath. But Stone Cold is like the one guy that like he is that guy. He is like the denim dude who just chugs beers. Oh yeah.

His speeches. It works for him. Works for everyone. He's so inspiring to me like I would vote for that guy. For what? No. Anything. For anything?

Sure. City Comptroller. I mean fucking Jesse Ventura was a governor of Minnesota. Minnesota. And he's no Stone Cold. I turned things around for the great state of Minnesota. But the thing is he shouldn't have been. We need to stop electing just celebrities for celebrity's sake.

Okay. You don't like alternative views. Yeah. Wait, was he bad? Do we know if Jesse Ventura was actually bad? He seems like he would be. He does seem like he would be. And then I think he turned out okay.

And then I don't know what happened to him. Like he's turned a little weird lately. Well, I mean, if you if you want me to kick your governor's ass. Give me a hell yeah. Hell yeah, baby. I mean, keep it real. That's kind of what politics is right now. Anyways, feels like wrestling feels like WWE.

It does. My gosh. Where would he be a governor? Obviously he could run for president. Texas. Texas. Is he from Texas? Yeah.

Yeah, the Texas state bird, bro. Yeah, damn right. Tito Ortiz ran for, I don't know if he won, but he ran for like, I want to say mayor of Huntington Beach, which makes perfect sense. But he was sick as mayor. Yeah, he was. There's just like Tito Ortiz. Fucking people were flying his flag all over Huntington.

It was it was quite the event. Yeah, I saw that. He would be the worst mayor ever. For sure. I didn't realize it was actually him. It's just like all fights are legal. Like every like any brawl is good to go. I don't know if did you guys ever watch that documentary?

The documentary on it was him and fuck another dude who like they battled a few times and like the other guy seemed kind of like smart about it and Tito just didn't seem like he had a full grasp of like. What a fighting. No, no, no, just outside of fighting. Awesome fighter. Dude's a fucking hard ass champion. Okay, you meant I'm sorry.

I you meant like during the pre interview or something in the documentary. Oh, okay. You know, they're like, and what do you think about XYZ that's like outside of fighting and he's like, dude, I fight. Okay. And you're like, okay, okay. Well, don't get into trouble in Huntington Beach then because he is on the Huntington Beach City Council.

He won. He won the city council seat. Good for them. Good for them. He was waiting for the belt. He's like, where's the belt? Like it's a whole different. They should make that.

I feel like he could probably enact the thing that I want to have where if you catch a parking attendant giving you a ticket, if they're in the act of it, you should be able to fight them to see if if you get it. Well, you know, I mean, I told the story on the podcast a handful of weeks ago. Remember, I was getting a ticket and she goes, oh, you live here. And I go, yeah, I, sorry, I forgot. It was a street sweeping and she goes, oh, okay, just rip it up. It's fine.

Right. But imagine that if you had to fight her, right? Oh, I would have beat the shit out of that lady. There you go. If you say, if you said rip it up and she said, come get me, come get it. She said, rip this up, rip this up. Yeah. I dare you to rip this up.

Wait, so I have to fuck her? No, you have to fight her, bro. Is that how you describe? Is that sex to you ripping something up? The ripping in the Terran. They are ripping in the Terran. Do we have that sound bite? It's coming.

That that will be next week. It's on the docket. What is the ripping in the Terran from? I just like, I'm like drawing a blank. What do you got? The ripping in the Terran is from one of the greatest internet videos. Oh, hedonism. Hedonism 2 of like the old guy in like a G string or something.

Speedo? Yeah. Speedo, yeah. He's in good shape. He's in good shape. He was in pretty good shape, but he was just like, talk about how he's so excited for hedonism 2 and then goes, the ripping in the Terran, the ripping in the Terran and is like humping the air. Yeah, he had moves too.

The best, the best. Gold. I'm here for the ripping in the Terran. There are certain hip gyrations that he was doing that you're like, oh, this guy knows what he's doing. He's, he's went into a classic figure eight seesaw manoeuvres. I actually went recently on like the Yelp reviews for like the hedonism place and pretty good. They kind of got shitted on dude. Oh, what do you mean?

Really? It seems like a clean like five star island. Yeah, it seems like a beautiful resort. No, people that don't know hedonism is like a swingers festival or something. I think it's an island. No, I think it's a, it's a resort. Swingers resort. Oh, it is a full on resort that you could just go to at any time.

Yeah, there's not like a big event. I'm sure there's many events, but right. Okay. Yeah, it's a Jamaican. It's like a, yeah, little, little, little beach hotel where you go and they have like a nude pool and and the not new pool. Well, the thing is the bummer about that stuff is on paper, you're like, oh, that sounds really cool. Because in your imagination, you're thinking it's like Dan Bolzerian's crew of just like. Yeah, hard body.

Or just Dan Bolzerian. You're like just Dan Bolzerian, just butt naked, glistened up dream that gorilla booty. Oh yeah, just that high and tight and you're thinking a bunch of Dan Bolzerians and a few random chicks. But that's not who's there. That's not who's there. No, no, no, no, no. It is. It's old guys talking about ripping and tearing.

Yeah, it's guys that are like way too. They all like are too into like drawing dragons and shit and like for sure. Like also collect swords and you be too into drawing dragons, Adam. There, there does come a point. What's really wrong with that? No, I'm just saying it's a specific type of person that I feel like if you draw like fantastical women, like if you draw like hot babes on dragons, you also want to go to hedonism to for the rip it in the Terran.

Yes, it makes sense. That does. I understand that parallel so well, dude. Yeah, that actually adds up for me a lot. For sure. Dragon energy. Right. Yeah.

If you have like a knife in a leather satchel that you've fastened, that you carry around with you, that you've made the own leather satchel for your knife and maybe you even forged your own blade, you might go to hedonism. You might go to hedonism. Can we hear some of these Yelp reviews? I mean, not like verbatim, but like what was the? What was the downfall? Like just the crowd or like they shitting on the food?

Yeah, what's up? Yeah, the food, all the chicken tenders. The food was shat upon. Oh, okay. That's a bummer. Basically, I just don't think it probably used to go off pretty hard and pretty cool. There's no doubt in my mind in the 90s, but they haven't updated the rooms like people are saying.

I like all your references are the 90s. The 90s were really the peak of all existence in Blake's mind. Yeah. Anytime he talks about something being the best, he's like, dude, in the 90s? Well, I mean, we're talking about hedonism. It was probably cracking off in the, it might have been 2000. Well, we're talking about hedonism too, right? Right.

We're talking about two. There was another hedonism that was just in some guy's pool. Is that what it was? Yeah, it was just pool in New Jersey and in New Jersey. I don't think they did much of a makeover from one to two. Like all the rooms, they kind of just put the, changed the sign, like flipped it down like a calendar day. It went from one to two.

So the accommodations are just dated is what you're saying? Yeah. They said there were like cigarette burns on the sheets. Is that bad? Look, if you go to hedonism too, you got to know what you're getting into. There's going to be some holes in some sheets. Yeah. Well, that's like, that's like a party island.

You know, it's like people are just out there. They're not taking care of it because you're just getting wasted in fucking, right? I mean, that's all you're doing. Well, basically what the, like most Yelpers, the Yelpers who were there were people who were swingers and they were basically saying there's much better options than hedonism. Oh, there's other options. Yeah. Like hot shit.

Oh, you know, there's plenty of. What's that? No, no. What's the new? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. There's got to be other options than hedonism. For sure.

There's, there's layers and levels to that shit. Hedonism three. Thank you. Hedonism three on the banks of Mikanos. Oh, shit. Are we hitting that trifecta? Dang. The third hedonism.

That's something we should franchise. Yeah. And you know, we would put a Keynes in the hedonism three right as you pull up. Goes without saying. You get your chicken tenders. You get your Texas toast. Uh-huh. And then you don't get too greasy.

Well, or you do. Maybe that's what you would grease up with. Who knows? I'm trying to lick that cane sauce off some nipples. Let's go. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I'm trying to think if there's like, if there is a time in my life. Yeah.

I would have gone to hedonism too. Right. I would have gone at some point. We all would have gone at some point. Right. Right. Right. What does that mean exactly?

I mean, like, like mid-twenties, I would have saved up and got a fucking ticket and gone to hedonism too just for fun. Yeah. At like 20, 23 or something. We would have gone. Guys, guys, guys. No, no, no. There's no would have.

This is a place that we're going to go when shit hits the fan and everything goes south. Like, when you get divorced, lose everything, but you still have like 10 grand to your name. You blow half of that at hedonism too. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Then you hit the restart button, you call your kids and you go, look, daddy's back. I did some thinking. You're just, you're just covered in herpes sores.

Daddy's back. You give daddy a kissy. You just say, daddy got it out of his system. Your brain is cleared out. It's definitely not a place you go in your 20s. This is a place where like, you end up. That's a really cool flick where you're just like, like a cool story. Everybody's getting recently divorced.

Friends decide to go to hedonism too. Well, that's the movie in like five to eight years that we're all writing together. Just a group of friends that are like, our grownups is going to hedonism. Yeah, it's just a very sad, yeah. But then actually it's not sad. We get there and we just have an awesome time. There's no real downfall to it. Well, somebody has to fall in love and it's like, this is real.

And the girl has to just be like, I'm sorry, I'm just here for the rip it in the taran. And you're like, I'm an escort. Yeah, it's like I'm paid to be here. Can you imagine how sad the like, the post-coital like snuggles session is? That's got to be dark, right? Right. Like people are either just like running to be like, I'm done. They leave or like you're holding each other and you both just start crying

and it's not even together. It's still alone. It's got to be bad. Well, you're just in a puddle of flesh at that point. You know, there's just like big faux leather fuck pits that they got. Yeah, they mentioned that. Where there's just one guy just drawing everybody who's just like, I'm a quite the artist. And then he's drawing everybody and drawing dragons behind them and shit.

Can I draw you with a dragon? There's a guy forging steel off to the sun. Why does Adam think hedonism is Renaissance fair by the way? It's probably the same crowd. It's the same exact thing, Blake. It's the same thing. That's cool. This is what goes down there.

The most popular thing is drawing dragons. Then it's fucking, then it's showing pictures of their kids to each other. And then it's smelting towards. Yeah. Hey, Anders, I don't know if we've ever agreed more. That was it. We are 100 percent. We went skiing last year together.

This is them. This is here they are. Wait, don't bite. Don't bite it. Just. I was just giving this mug through my friends over at Oakland coffee and I took a drink and it says our metal mugs are specifically designed and crafted. Please hand wash.

So I for sure didn't wash this cup before I started to drink it from him. That's not. I'm not going to die from that. Right. Wait, so you just drank it. You drank the note. I started to drink the note and I'm still going to drink it. But yeah, I'm fine.

Right. That's just a little muckety mug. That's just I'm not. That's not going to hurt you. That's just paper. This is wet paper. I remember when I used to work at the improv and they gave me all those glasses for free. Oh, we had so many.

And then I was handing them out as gifts for everyone. It was they're cool. I worked at the Hollywood Improv comedy club. It's like, you know, cool comedy club and they gave me all these free glasses and I'm giving them out to everyone and the reason that they gave them away is because there was lead in the paint and they could poison. That's right. Poison you.

Whoopsies. Good looking out. Good looking out. I just I just was really hooking everyone up. And and the three of us shelves of that. Oh, yeah. We drank out of those glasses for many years for years. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, when you were working at that comedy club, do you remember when I did the worst prank phone call ever on you? What? It might have been so good. I forgot about it entirely. What? What is it?

Hey, you're talking about my life, my career. Oh, I had a friend who was an assistant. Why don't you cry about it? Well, love. Oh, daddy like unders. Come on. We do love you. You know, we remember you.

Then let me talk. So I was friends with an assistant to an agent who would always call you to like talk about comics and getting them on stage and shit like that. I was the gatekeeper. Yes. And she called. I think I talked to Adam and I go, when you talk to him, somehow subtly drop that you were hit by a cement truck as a kid.

Oh, shit. Yeah, I do remember this. And then you were like, and I think I was on the line and you were like, wait, what? That's insane. I was hit by a cement truck as a kid. She was like, yeah, I was just like trying to get ice cream and you're like, hang on a second. And then it got like, not.

It wasn't a good. It was just not fun. Yeah. It got too real. Yeah. Well, where do you go from there? Yeah. I've already won.

Yeah. We're just trying to, we're trying to out cripple each other. Yeah. I had, I had 60 surgeries. What? I had 60 surgeries. I had 63. So that's crazy.

Yeah, I could run for a year and a half. Well, mine was a solid two years of not being able to walk. How many bullies did you have? Because I had quite a few. Because I, because you were the bully. Yeah. Because I kicked them down the stairs because guess what turned on his head? I was the bully.

Yeah. I was the bully the whole time. Yeah. That was a fucking clutch. You had a clutch gig, man. I remember you called me because you were like, dude, if you can be here in 15 minutes, Chappelle's about to go up. Yeah.

And I saw Dave Chappelle perform for four hours until three in the morning and was like, he used to hold the room hostage. And that was back when I fucking smoked Ciggies and he would smoke on stage and it drove me nuts. Oh, had you Jones? I wanted to smoke so bad. And I was like, but he's smoking inside. Can I please light up?

Well, that's when you should have just stepped outside briefly as much cigarette came back in. But he would roast you if you got up. Yeah. He would call attention to you and be like, where are you going? And it's like, that's the last thing I wanted was Chappelle. I call him. Yeah.

Yeah. But that'd be your best story ever. I don't want that. I don't want that kind of shit, man. No way. Okay. Fair enough. The very first time I met Chappelle, I was hosting it.

I think this is the time that you guys are talking about. It was I was hosting the Saturday midnight show at the improv. And it was like a ugly. It was like a Christmas themed show. And I told like all the comics and stuff. I'm like, Hey, if you guys want to wear like ugly Christmas sweater, that'd be hilarious. No one did.

For sure. No one did. Right. And I show up in like a Christmas belly shirt, like a total asshole. And I'm hosting the thing. So, you know, I look like a dick. And then Chappelle comes and is like, this is first of all his first show back from he hadn't been back in on the West Coast since he like disappeared and went

into Africa after the whole Chappelle show situation. And so he came back and it was like a big deal that he was going to be there. And and he's like, Hey, man, yeah, you mind if I get up and I'm talking to him with like my belly hanging out, like the cold gust of wind coming down the hallway and hitting and nips flaring up, you know, from the cold winter air. And I, yeah, I'm chubbing. You chubbed, you chubbed. Does it get your pecker heart cop?

You got me chubbing. Oh, okay. It's my pecker heart. So anyways, I told him, I was like, Hey, you can go on now and we could just bump everybody or you could go on in an hour and some people could go up. I'll just shorten their times and then you come back and close the shot. And he's like, I'll do that. And so he comes back in an hour and was on stage for like six hours.

It was like a fully impressed. I couldn't imagine. I mean, just talking for six hours is exhausting, let alone like being cohesive. There were moments of funny, but everyone's waiting for like the best experience of their life. And his thing is he's like, I'm not giving you that. We're kicking it. Yeah, I feel like we were watching like true therapy because he was coming back

from like leaving Comedy Central and like doing all that. And I remember him talking a lot about why he did that and what happened and what the real story was. And that was cool. Damn. But it wasn't necessarily funny. He just did that again like two weeks ago, right? Like, yeah, we helped him shape that 12 years ago.

Yeah, 10, 12 years ago. Oh, yeah, he did. Where it was like boycott because he's boycotting. He's boycotting his own show is his angle right now because he's yeah, didn't get paid for it. Yeah. Well, also neither did we. Yeah, I remember being like, wow, this is such a historical comedy event right

now that's happening. Like, wow, look at this moment and you're the host of the show Adam. This is pretty cool, dude. And then I'm thinking that like while I'm in this fucking belly shirt, like fully just droop and out the bottom. I'm like, God, I'm such a fucking asshole. Ugly Christmas sweaters. But then I was like, there's probably a talent scout in the audience right now.

And if they're looking for ugly Christmas sweaters. Remember that though? When we were at the, you, the SNL talent scouts came to see Bill Hader. Oh, that's right. And you were like, I need you to come here now and laugh super loud in the audience. I'm going to go up after Hader and we saw Bill Hader do his fucking thing. He came out as like an Italian waiter.

Yeah. From the kitchen. Yes. Who was, who I can also do impressions of people. So it was like a character doing characters. Pizza, pizza. And he killed it and he was great. And then it was like, all right, keep it going for Adam divine.

And I saw all those talent scouts just fucking exit the room. They left so quickly. All right. You're going to want to stick around for this next guy. He's got that sauce. Let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah. He's 22 and works the door.

Did you see what you need to see? Yeah. Yeah. Let's get the fuck out of here. He's got really funny Christmas sweaters. Come on up. Yeah. There's a gust of wind around his belly.

Adam. Devon. Adam Devon. It's nope. That's it's divine actually. Sad man. Dovine. Nope.

Not sad man. Just Adam. Where did you get? It's Adam. That's a name everyone has. Where'd you go? Saddam. Saddam the bomb.

It's not a dumb. Saddam Devon. You know my name. Saddam Devon. Well, I think you know my name actually. So tight. That was a cool ass job though because we would just get to kick it at the bar and chop it up with comedians and it's fun.

Yeah. What was cool is like I for the most part it was like it was a lot of me like working the door and then you guys would come in and drink and then like every like 15 minutes I could like wander over to you and like chop it up for like two minutes and then I'd have to be like hold on real quick and then have to go check someone's ID. Also what was cool is like we were so like broke and impression

of all that would be like David tell would come in and buy you a beer and be like oh my that's like my favorite comedian now. He's a God. That's my duty for life. He is a God though. Yeah. Oh yeah for sure.

Admittedly it's still cool. Yeah totally it was awesome and what's cool about that gig is a lot of those guys like it's hazy for them for sure but they like put it together. They're like the I saw David tell like a year and a half ago in New York at the comedy cellar and I went up right before him and had a really good set and then got off and he comes out and I'm like hey Dave Adam Devine nice to meet you man.

He goes we know each other right and I'm like I actually used to work at the Hollywood improv. You bought me and my friend that night. I was like you bought me and my friends drinks. I think to make you us leave you alone and he's like I thought you got I thought you worked at the improv. He was like I knew I knew you worked at a comedy club goes a long way.

I'm like that's cool. It's cool that they people can remember shit like that because people come up to me and they're like we went to eight years of school together and I'm like cool. We did yeah we grew up together. Our moms are best friends. I babysat you for 11 years not ringing any bells though. I officiated your wedding.

That's just your style though. And that's when I go right on boss. See you chief. My big dog big dog big dog. That's right. Hi I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called inner cosmos on I heart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University

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this all the time because I'm so bad with names I mean I'm sure listening to the podcast you're like this dude's brain doesn't work but I always go what's up it's Anders always just to like set the table and hopefully hopefully get a fucking name back so that I can go yes I Roy how are you Roy even if you already know their name you do know if I if I do or I don't I just I just do it I just do that that's why it kind of can come off a little off putting if you know the person and you're

like what's up Anders it's like yeah we did this four days in a row but then you say yeah I just didn't know you would remember me if it's been a while obviously yeah that's that's a very weird moment when you have to be like hey what is your name again like what so I don't want to give that to people my gift to them is telling them my name so they don't have to worry about that is a nice thing that is a nice thing that you were that you are doing that is a gift but some people get like

really bent out of shape if you don't remember them or they to me I'm like yo I don't know like people could just not know who the fuck I am I'd be totally fine if like I had met someone before and they were like sorry I'm like okay that's fine yeah yeah unless we like had the best time of our lives and they're like but we we're blood brothers don't you have this car yeah we cut our hands and shook don't you have this car I do have that scar oh fuck the most brutal shit I heard

was when somebody was like this is in the same kind kind of conversation they're like you know what though if I don't remember you you're not memorable and I was like yeah that's kind of wacky yeah it's wacky but like some people even if even if it's at like a fucking grocery store if they come up to you and they're like yo what's up man you need some bananas you're like I'm good they're like well cool if you need anything I'm Daniel and they walk away and you go

every time you go to the grocery store you're like Daniel Daniel you know it and then some people like they could be the most important person to your like career like you meet them and you're like fuck I can't remember his name what's his name what's his name because he was just not memorable dude so true like even in like studio executives in our business like I do not remember them at all but actors and people with personality it's like hell yeah what's up how are

you or an executive of the personality who you're like oh yeah totally what's up so you're saying you gotta have a lot of fun finger guns if you wear like the cape or an ascot or you just have a really fun scarf in the summer but then you end up just calling that person scarf guy oh shit scarf man scarf guy is just as cool as like the name because you're remembering and now you have like a pet name so it's like scarf guy big scarf right but then you get to that

point where they're like yeah we're we're winning a place in Big Bear do you want to get this weekend you're like yeah for sure for sure these people you want to be there with and then like three days into the weekend you're just like yo I don't know your name what is scarf guy's name the worst thing is when you go on that trip somehow and or like you're somewhere and they see what their name is in your phone and it's like I'm fucking scarf guy oh please tell a story I don't have one

yeah like Tyler big dog this isn't that funny but I don't have one the name of the guy who the guy who owns the company that cleans my pool is named rich so the other day I got a call in front of somebody and it just came up as rich pool guy rich pool guy yeah like oh you know rich person with the pool it's a guy and I was like his name is rich his company cleans my pool shout out to rich shout out to rich pool guy good job years of great service big shout out to rich rich pool guy

that's a good rap name too well Chloe my fiance to this day is Chloe final girls in my phone oh really because I met her on the set of the movie the final girls and now she's the final girl whoa she is the final girl I never put that together now she's the final girl take that out bro exactly no more plural man you got a singular now oh my god yo put that in your vows you got to tears that's great just so everybody knows she's Chloe final girl forever in my phone now dude that's

unreal I show everyone and look here it is I'm going to get the projector out real quick if we could work the IT oh you plug it into the power point yeah and then you show people as you do it live oh cool oh you're he's subtracting the s I would love to see like trying to work the Apple TV you're like mirror screen fuck hang on a second guys because it is on my phone just let me does anyone is it Bluetooth or Wi-Fi how does it connect he actually needs to reach the

whole final girls he's like Chloe what's your number Chloe wait what final girl okay fuck your number gotta upgrade my phone iOS the worst is when you like know someone for years and like don't know their last name you just know them by like specifically one of my best friends fiance now his now fiance I just it was just Zach's girlfriend Chelsea Zach's girlfriend in the phone and for years I did not know her last day yeah which is well we can't say on the show you

can't say on the show allegedly field allegedly the other thing that I have that's a problem and I don't know if it's just our biz or LA or whatever but a lot of my homies I just know by their like Instagram handles like I don't know their real names you're such a millennial no I swear to God I was at a party a few years ago and do you know Shane West Shane West sure handsome actor yeah handsome actor guy he was in like a walk to remember with Mandy Moore my high

school girlfriend made me watch it all the time anyways so I like a matter party at his house and I know him like fairly well we've we've been at parties together before we've gotten drunk together I'm like yeah we know each other and he introduced me to someone this is like years ago and he was he was like hey I want to introduce you to someone I'm like okay and he's like Andy this is Eric or whoever the fuck he was introduced to me too and I'm like what's that he's like yeah

Andy bovine dude so have you seen workaholics and I'm like I stopped him in his tracks I'm like motherfucker do you I'm like you think my name is Andy bovine and he's like yeah and I go my name is Adam Devine and he goes oh I thought that was your stage name right on the show my name is Saddam Devin I'm like you thought my stage name was Andy Bo have you ever heard of the last name bovine that's a fucking insane last name it was a family name I come from a long I don't have cattle unreal

you're from the Midwest right isn't that like where it kind of adds up yeah I guess when you break it down that's wild yeah you know what I'm going back to it I just I yeah Instagram gave me Adam Devine I couldn't take it I like went with Andy bovine and wait sorry the the handle Adam Devine was already taken when you got Instagram yeah yeah and so somebody else had it was there another Adam Devine at some point like a red head that was had more IMDB credits than you yeah he no longer he

no longer want to get into that I mean I just it just sprung in my memory I don't know you finish your story by G but who was that guy oh well he was he was Adam Devine and he was a SAG actor screen actors guild which you know before I was in the screen actors guild so then when I joined I could either be Adam Devine the second in the in on IMDB or whatever it would give you like a number two it would give me like a number two and I'm like well fuck that and so I was like what

if I capitalize my V Adam Devine with the capital V and they're like now okay then you'd be Adam Devine and so for years everyone is like and then my family is going like wait do you capitalize it for did you grow up capitalizing the V no oh my god I thought you I thought that's what you were always saying capitalized the V it was because that was your family name no no no it was because of this fucking redhead Adam Devine actor guy dude honestly

I thought like what still to this day I get people that will just capitalize the V and now you know it's just a thing that like irks me when it shouldn't because it doesn't matter at all but I'm just like that's not how you do it but right yeah so now are you capitalized or are you back with the lowercase on my career has gone better than redhead Adam Devine and I've reclaimed the lowercase V got it dude yeah that's huge to me I remember we used to sit around the fire

at night and just talk shit on that dude sorry bro but like sorry dude my homie needed the IMDB all right sorry bro fuck you asshole let me just say this the fact that we're putting this out there in the ether that dude it's gonna come back to him and he's gonna fucking work so hard he's gonna just charge for you I hope so no no no no because and you guys are gonna start a movie together oh he's gonna be number one on the call she's starring Adam Devine's no

actually fuck that guy because I tried to okay I tried to buy his website at adamdevine.com he was doing nothing with it it was like a nothing page and charging him you're charging him up got him yeah he's coming for you before work all I tried I tried to get it and he was like I'll sell it to for like five thousand dollars or something and I'm like well I don't have five grand like that's a lot for me to spend at the time right and then after workaholics I went back to him

like after maybe season one or two and I'm like hey can I get that and he was like a hundred thousand dollars oh dude supply and demand bro smart and I'm like yeah I'm pissed now come get that shit come get that shit he's a fucking business shark well that's where if Tito Ortiz was the the governor of IMDB you guys could have fought for it man solid call back dude yeah not forced at all yeah so glad we're back to that dude really organic just gonna vote him into

the governor of IMDB.com is there a president of IMDB I'm sure it's a company right yeah I would like to maybe make a my MBD that's him I am it's a woman it's a woman well my bad Ders are you ever coming home you're still in New York City right yeah what the fuck diarrhea guys I was just gonna tell you I'm coming home tomorrow that's why I'm popping some bubbly cheers a sudden attack of diarrhea there you go Blake what was that one it was about diarrhea what is that is

that you're popping bubbly yeah I'm in my hotel room and I'm having some pair of year yo a grand bro damn I would love to join you you're drinking champagne alone in your hotel room he's celebrating with my friends I'm with three of my best friends yeah baby celebrating dude that is true that is true let me just be clear I would have drank it anyway but I'm fucking zoom in with my homies yeah I wrapped I'm a wrap dog so oh you're done oh yeah right cuz you're fine tomorrow I

wrapped two an hour and a half ago that's awesome congratulations on Ders I bet that feels great that probably feels great yeah that's a good feeling speaking of IMDB it's it's gonna be on the stack it stack it up Blake Blake what are you sipping on up there brother well yeah I would love to join you but as you guys may recall I'm having a December two remember so I got a delicious Old Mill walkie okay an Old Mill walkie what Old Mill walkie NA non-alcoholic yeah you gotta you gotta say

that okay well it's America's non-alcoholic near beer near beer that's right beer I like that yeah how's it going dude how's the how's the December to remember what's up it's pretty boring yeah you know we're getting through it okay I think I'm gonna have to break it tomorrow though Adam are doing like some some whiskey whiskey okay wait what so you're just gonna break it well yeah I mean I'm not like straight edge or anything it doesn't care dude straight edge you gotta get

the fucking X tats on your hands well if I ever go full like I'm I'm out the game yeah I'm going straight edge for you yeah you kind of have to at least you're part of a cool team at that right at least you have friends yeah oh look Adam now Adam wants to drink alone okay are you popping some bub are you at the crib solo no clothes downstairs and I'm gonna work out after this but I figured I'm not gonna let my boy drink alone you know he's not drinking alone I have

Old Mill walking near beer so well that's that is you're not drinking guys I got my I got my crystal guys are right up here I'm staying dreaded over here oh shit yo tiles getting in dreaded crazy over here you know what boy that a boy staying hydrated got to drink the water that's how it goes down hey does coffee dehydrate you because I've been mad thirsty for water lately I think coffee is a laxative so you might be shitting water out yeah diuretic yeah that now I

haven't shitting more oh by the way I I put the tushy on I find we finally got the tushy I finally placed the tushy on I need to get larger bolts to secure the seat onto my toilet and sounds intense how are the grips on it yeah pull that shit down because I don't know about you guys but I have like a nice thick ass and so like you know about wait you said you don't know about us you've seen our asses I'm pretty sure you know about all of our butts I got a good ass

mine's thick you got a nice ass yeah yeah well it's not nice I don't know if it's nice yeah it's big the best one of our group is Blake for sure he's got the highest booty yeah he's got the highest booty second derz get the fuck out of here second derz third is Adam and fourth I'll take up the rear that is a wildly wrong statement for sure I have the best ass out of all of us that's bullshit I don't mean to get aggressive about this but like that's bullshit the second

derz is Blake's ass Blake is a nice ass I'll piss now it's a high booty I've got a squatter's booty rotund wait if I was going to say I need an ass in a movie yeah a stunt ass I'm gonna light by the moonlight like Emilio Estevez and whatever that movie a jock athletic ass that you're like yes that you shoot it from the side as a beautiful profile I'll tell you who I'm casting first I'm casting Blake right damn son where'd you find this hands down offer only I'm not

even I'm not even having him read for the part I'm fucking casting him bro Kyle guess what you're off the project no Adam I'm doing the casting you're off the project no no no you're off the project you can go on bergaholics and look at our butts side by side Adam honestly second choice second choice Blake's not available he's already got a gig showing his ass in the moonlight somewhere I'm going straight to Derz and Derz isn't really

reading either I'm going right to his people and offering him the part thank you now Derz is not available it's tough if I'm gonna step in myself or if I'm or if I'm gonna call you wow both of us are doing a side by side because your ass is it dumpy dude it's not done I don't know maybe it used to be dumped I don't mean to talk shit on it I'm gonna take that back early I've been riding 100 plus miles a week I've been doing a lot of leg work I'm wracked and stacked down here

I am a fitness influencer I've been doing legs three times a week my shit is rock solid right now I would stack my ass up with do you think it might just be a little much Adam oh too much dude there's no we're in 2020 Anders there's no such thing as a little much anymore the Kardashians are the queen bees okay and their asses are the fucking size of the moon tell me about Rob Kardashian's ass real quick I don't know I'm not I'm talking my ass is it

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I thought that they would catch him I thought it was just a matter of time is it possible that the killer is still alive listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts I have a female a beautiful females ass and what are we casting Kyle what are we casting that is wildly incorrect

yeah wait what are we casting we haven't even what is the present obviously it's a gay porno no I'm actually saying what's the movie where we're like Mel Gibson in fucking lethal weapon you know what I mean where he stands in the fucking trailer and you got the shot of the ass Adam relax you have the gay porno on lockdown we know that

it's all good but Adam's just delusional about this I'm not delusional he's an influencer he's influencing himself I'm a fitness influencer he's delusional dude I can't let this happen I'm sorry Kyle I think your casting choices are way off base they've gotten me where I am today so I think I know what I'm doing

we've established that I'm the one that gets all the gay guys flooded my DMs wanting to see my thick every day talking about my thick juicy booty and how it makes their fucking mouths water and these guys don't get that don't get that same love so if we're talking about needing men to judge other men's booties I feel we should go to the gay men fans

and see what they have to say okay I don't get a lot of gay guys I get women in the DMs but I don't get a lot of gay guys why don't we just have women judge these booties I feel like the women are gonna go to Blake first I'm making this shot this shot isn't necessarily for gay dudes this shot is for women

and Blake's hair when it's wet probably goes all the way down to the crack and just kind of like leaves your eyes that is correct it's fantastic and I'm saying that from I'm saying that from like an art perspective not from anything really sexual like an artistic perspective

bumblebee tuna I guess that's where we're not we're shooting a hardcore gay porno well that's not what I'm making I'm saying my ass is the star you know how the Seinfeld reunion was on curb your enthusiasm in a fun weird way that they were like

oh it's not going to be Seinfeld it's going to be on curb the workaholics reunion is just going to be a gay porno and we're going to fuck each other and be like but it's funny because it wasn't a workaholics episode it's yet creative we are Jillian good news

we can shoot you out in a day come on in big air griffin we got your Jillian delivers a pizza yeah yeah yeah do we have crickets? I'm off the project oh yeah he took himself off

he took himself off the project it's okay I'm telling you you haven't seen my ass in a long time it is rock solid right now but I know it's still I know your cheeks are still longer than Blake's Blake's is taut

dude there's no way your cheeks shrunk right right yeah you know what I'm talking about they look like they're like hams they look like hams yeah two delicious hams two delicious long hams

they look like two long hams hams that have been left out in the sun Blake's butt has like a narrow nest to it that's pleasant right Adam yours is like a square a squarish nest that does look formidable it's formidable for sure he has a formidable ass

I just don't know if it's appetizing no I think it is I think it is appetizing I think if we were there's the most meat there and I'm talking about the good meat I'm not talking about the fatty a butt steak

wagyu steak I'm talking about like just a nice juicy oh come on you realize that you're the only one defending your own ass here dude like everybody's in agreement you have a formidable heiny dude I'm saying if no one's saying it's not formidable

your heiny is not the star okay oh well if we're just going butt to butt comparison just butt to butt that's all I'm doing okay that's all I'm doing I'm not talking about how you act in a gay porno

can we post butts on Instagram or is that I think we can do we have to take this to an only fan no no if we put on thongs we could do it let's start in only fans I think Derz is actually going to be the sleeper winner if we did that I really think that

I appreciate that but wait Adam let me just circle back to when Adam just said are we only talking about butts yes what did you think we're talking about like as opposed to like butts and what thighs well I'm talking about like

no I'm talking about hair situation I'm talking it's all about hair I mean do we want to break it down by category as far as like I'm saying you slide these ham hocks into some tight jeans and you shoot it from the left like profile

profile I'm talking a nude butt oh so you're shooting a nude butt and you were talking about lethal weapon with him in jeans and now you're talking about a nude butt no no no

you know the shot I'm talking about when he wakes up naked and it's like he's like contemplating suicide like he's popping roach in it very blue it's a moonlight walk it's pre-coiled oh dude my ass looks good in blue blue's my color

is it pre- it's pre-coidal right oh is it pre it might be post you know what I might be thinking of a loaded weapon the send up with Emilio Estevez well that's really what I'm talking about here because that's where they did it perfectly

it's like the perfect ass for Emilio Estevez and for you guys at home loaded weapon was a not Charlie Sheen Emilio Estevez spoof of lethal weapon

and other movies like that in the 90s that we would constantly reference right in the workaholics writers room as our kind of you know at the top of the totem pole of comedy well I think what it was poking fun at was the fact that

Adam in the 90s there was a lot of movies hey it's my friend Blake in the 90s Anderson in the 90s well every it seemed like every movie where it was like

a leading man they had the gratuitous butt shot yes Van Damme got it Van Damme got it Gibson got it I'm saying I've had gratuitous butt shots

in movies already wait you've been fired off of a commercial for your butt let's keep it real dude that's before honestly what is going on

first of all I was I had more body fat at that time by a lot now I'm and that's a bad thing are you fat shaming I'm fat shaming myself

and I was fatter then it didn't look good it did not look good in those doctors that they strapped me in for the Domino's commercial yeah I got fired because of my fat ass

in a Domino's commercial maybe this is why you're not hearing us because that moment stung so bad bro you're triggering you're triggering time you're fucking like you cannot hear this

Kyle for those of you at home the clapping sound is Adam's butt Kyle that was almost 15 years ago my man

that is a lifetime ago I've been doing lots of squats I'm not saying you don't take care of yourself I'm saying you saw me nude I'm your friend I'm a fitness influencer now I am your friend I'm your friend Adam

I'm your friend and I'm telling you this can I just say I think hang on hang on Adam I'm just trying to hold my ground

hang on I said out of the four of us I just ranked the four of us that's all I did I didn't say you can't be your butt can't be shot by a film camera I'm just saying on the four of us

I'm casting Blake offer only film camera right up there you I'm not stoked about you're making me audition for the part

is that what you're saying pull your fucking butt out let's go let's go all right let's see the butt why are we talking about posting it later

let's see this shit look at him look at him clench it dude look at him give me a hell yeah hell yeah wait

it doesn't really have that much it doesn't have shape I'm sorry it doesn't go out much oh yeah dude where does your butt cheek end and your thigh start I think you

well now you're trying to show your dink but I think I think you I think you damn your bike rode your ass dude I think it is a bad angle

I don't think I think it was a bad angle right there I admit when I saw my ass in the monitor and it wasn't wasn't what you remember

huh I can tell you I can tell you exactly you want to see it the differences and I'm spotting I can tell you it's at the bottom

of your ass dude it's your crevasse it's the spot where your cheek meets your thigh it's not defined like

Blake's is defined so I know where the butt starts from the bottom oh really let's see Blake's ass I don't my ass I already got the part

yeah he's off or only he's already signing contracts doggie I'm making I'm making my own film I'm making my own film and it's

cool you're starting it I guess no I'm not I'm casting I want to see what's out there I think you could fire him when it comes down to shooting

because you want it so bad I think he's casting a a sequel to free solo climb up the flat mountain of meat like that there

hey now admittedly I feel that that was not my best showing I just kind of the angle wasn't really working for me and I feel

you can change up the angle I'd be happy to workshop another angle can we get the DP in here I'll give you four weeks by the way I'll give I want to give you four weeks and I'm sure we can have a

screenshot of that before and in four weeks let's see what we're dealing with here diarrhea in one month I'm coming back and you will see I'm telling you

well you're gonna have to you're gonna have to completely change your your fitness fitness regimen you're gonna have to go full honey buns and squats that's fine

he's an influencer that's fine it's like you don't even know my lifestyle is fitness Blake it's all I understand that but you're all day every day I wake up

and I my eyes snap open and I'm like how do I better myself and influence those around me that's all I'm thinking as a fitness influencer while you're doing that

you are losing the ass that you have in your mind I think Blake's right you might be working it all the way you might be it might be falling off man you're chipping away

at Mount Rushmore yeah I'm work I'm pedaling the meat off right you might have had a better butt 15 years ago

in that commercial oh wow wow and they were overwhelmed they were like whoa like we can't handle this people will start fucking

their TVs yeah you can't do that they'll get they'll get too horny that makes sense you have to slim your thighs down does that make you feel better

first of all Kyle no I don't dude I just saw it my thighs are fucking awesome dude big thighs you have to slim them down if your ass is going to be that small if my ass is good

now I have a small ass get the fuck out of here dude you have no bottom definition homeboy shut the fuck up that is insane it was a bad angle it was shot for the

all good look these are just these are thoughts you know what I mean that's it take them or leave them that's an opinion yeah this is my opinion

and I love you okay obviously Kyle has a vision for this movie you know we're not in his head but you know yeah it just came down to it

sure alright done that's good what's up Durs what's on your mind buddy I just feel bad for Adam because I know the pride that he takes

in his butt no it's okay and I just I honestly don't know who he is without it it's fine well here's the thing though here's the thing

Adam pulls down his pants and shows us his butt and we're like okay Blake got the part Durs got the part like pull down your pants and turn around and you got

the best dick we filmed it you know what I mean yeah we filmed it it's the best dick we filmed you can't have it all it's like you just

you can you can you can you just can't bro like your dick is a part of one of the best scenes we've ever filmed as a crew

that is true that's one of the best scenes Netflix I would put that whole sequence of events we're talking game over man game over man

game over man a movie we made for Netflix where we hotel got taken over we were the maids we had to save the day in a die-hard type taken over by terrorists

taken over by terrorists and there's a scene where terrorists are coming into the hotel room that Blake, Adam and I our characters are in and we have to scramble and

Adam's character comes up with an idea where he will pretend to be a guy who's dead in a closet from autoerotic asphyxiation and while they're distracted looking at Adam who was fully fucking naked

in this movie Blake and I attack but then the terrorists turn out to be lovers they start fucking and the whole play and go south as they do

as they do and I would say that I would put that whole sequence up against anything else on Netflix it's better

he's the bae without a doubt that is that is the funniest scene out of any comedy that I've seen in the past five years for sure

the funniest scene it's truly a laugh riot by definition but then you see my ass from the side and you're like good damn that is something else

that is a movie well you see your nuts and taint from the front from the best possible angle you do see my yeah, nuts and taint you see your whole entire dick

you see your balls you see your grundle and we shot it all and you did put put it out there man and you fucking earned that shit player you really did

like you did when we wrote it we didn't think that we would be shooting it in such a way that it would be so fully frontal and then we really

yeah so gratuitous yeah, I was not I was planning on having like a prosthetic dick and when we got into pre-production and Adam finally came out and we were about to shoot

I said Adam look I got him building this prosthetic dick what do you think and he's like Kyle I've made peace with the world I'm gonna show them

my dick I said alright I wanted to show powerful the world my dick yeah and I took that cue and I shot the shit out of it

I get it I get it you guys are appeasing me because you were just for lack of a better term shitting on my ass okay yeah

you were shitting on my ass diarrhea was shit on top and so you gave me compliments to my dick and I understand that you know that I I needed that because I do

hang my hat on my ass well don't make us feel bad about it you should really be hanging your hat on your dick bro are you saying thank you or are you saying no thank you

no no no I'm not I'm not saying anything I appreciate what you're doing I appreciate what you're doing I think you were pretty clear we were shitting on your ass

so we glorified your dick yeah and I do appreciate that but you cannot work out your dick and as a fitness influencer who takes great pride

in is gluteus maximus I can't really run with that is there anything a such thing as a dickness influencer where like everything you post

is about your dick and like treating it right and like getting it to like be its best should I do that absolutely yeah like a dick care

like a like a self care but only for your penis only about your dick like how to like keep the skin right how to get it bigger how to keep it going

how to like you know manscaping all that is manscape a thing well that could be a spin off of of

manscape one of our one of our sponsors it could be a spin on it could be the sequel to Kyle's movie that he's shooting I don't know the plot exactly but

with the butt shot yeah the gratuitous butt shot my butt shot into Derz's yeah we're going to start with the butt shot and we're going to pretty much just feel it out from there

yeah I want I want to be in the sequel because you said you're going to the first one to blick right and then I'll be in the sequel as like the new butt on the scene

and then I'll be like the home video version where it's not even streaming you're happy to get a VHS you're home alone 3 where it's just a it's different bad guys and a different kid

and you're like what is this it's just not the same movie at all yeah somebody got the rights to the butts but it's not the same character

yeah I like Stan is there any compliments take backs I'm sorry no way it's already time for that yeah it is

yeah what Adam's calling it he's bailing man I feel like we still have a good 4 minutes left but hey oh my god this dude's ready to rock

I get it so we're taking it back wait we take yeah take back compliments and apologies Kyle do you have any take backs oh man

wow you're fishing for it huh no I'm not I'm just saying do you have any take backs compliments or apologies compliments or apologies yeah me

take backs back sides you know let me think let me walk back through it what did we talk about again what were the things that I might have

to be taking back was it no sir I don't like it it's fine what was this here I guess I'd like to take back

what I said about Dave Chappelle and said he wasn't funny sometimes he was funny the whole time why was it he wasn't funny he wasn't funny for 4 hours bro

I was sitting right there I was like it was an honor to watch him up there I just don't want people to get the wrong idea it was I'm not saying it wasn't an honor it was fucking

sick because he hadn't shown his face forever and we were there but the anticipation of waiting for like the funniest thing you've ever seen just never happened

and uh true it wasn't funny all the time and I guess he still is not like he's still is he's riding that wave now he's become more

he's got a fucking he's got a nice ass he does yeah that's a great ass yeah fantastic probably a great probably a great dick but I guess in terms of

other take backs uh yeah I'm not seeing any I'm not feeling any really you don't have uh compliments on anybody I don't have any compliments or

compliment to Blake's ass definitely just just I'll do that again I think no doubt compliment to Durs's ass too because it's really good as well appreciate it

perfect beautiful stuff beautiful stuff and Adam compliments to your dick dude compliments to your dick straight up follow me

straight up compliments to your dick compliments to Adam for um pulling his fucking butt out yeah yeah that's good you know even though it didn't

pan out it didn't pan out the way he was hoping um I got something for this bank bank later yeah you do nah man

just alone in hotel room drinking a little champagne I'm saying I just I don't think maybe Kyle isn't into female crossfitters bodies because that's basically what I have

you know that he is I don't think he is he must not be he must like them uh squishier uh

you know not as chiseled and defined and that's okay and I'd like to compliment your specific taste and that works for you uh

and I just want to kind of compliment Kyle and his vision it's just always so clear what he wants and it's it's just I commend you

because you always paint the picture and I as much as I don't have a script I don't know much about it but I see what you're going for I think you picked

the right guy and I appreciate you you always go off an emotional feeling um you know an animal instinct of what is true

uh huh and uh you didn't disappoint today and I appreciate that I'd like to compliment Dersi on drinking champagne

alone in his hotel room yeah that is big maybe the last type of alcohol that I would drink just on its own so long but uh big big shots out to you

wrapping today and that's that is quite the uh the celebratory drink complimented Dersi why is it the last what do you I

cause there's hard alcohol in here but I was like am I really going to start slamming vodka and then there's beer but I'm like beer smear I know that they always

there's always like a a decent whiskey in a hotel room bars and that's what I would probably drink there's a doers and there's a makers mark

little dog yeah I'd probably drink those yeah but those are in here right now Blee so uh oh my god that's why you wouldn't

that's why you wouldn't show what's your ass earlier yeah that's a bad word what's that little uh melted wax cap hanging out of your asshole

awesome this sits up makers mark mini it was uh something from on set it's a funny on set Frank well I will

and I also compliment Adam and not and not really coming after Blake or I about what about our butts and saying that his is

better than ours he was just you were tuning your own horn and hey you were big up in yourself I appreciate that not in a bad way

I will never say that I don't have a great ass I truly believe that I have a stellar backside rick I truly believe that

my my dick I disagree with my dick I think my dick is perfectly fine my ass is an A plus

and you could disagree with that I also think hey I'm in great company because Blake and Ders have great meaty

nice looking ass see now the perspective is what you should be looking at exactly because there's four of us on the call I'm saying I'm in great

company here Kyle I don't think your ass is in our sort of realm of amazing I know this and I I put myself last

I said I'm happy to bring up the rear okay that's funny that is funny thank you I'm happy

I'm not even in it I think the people at home are going to be glad that we brought up the rear on this episode of this is important alright

see you soon hi I'm David Eagleman I have a new podcast called inner cosmos on I heart I'm going to

explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like can we create new senses

for humans so join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior your perception and your reality

listen to inner cosmos with David Eagleman on the I heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts

last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing

an all new story of betrayal Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret

I saw a hidden folder and I opened it what the hell did I just see listen to season two of betrayal on the I heart radio app

Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts between April 1971 and September 1972 six young black girls

were snatched off the streets in Washington DC this child was laying on the side of the road the person said I murdered your daughter

the killer believed that he may have been seen I will admit the others when you catch me if you can sign Freeway Phantom

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