This Is Important - Ep 193: You Don’t Need Teeth To Take A Jello Shot

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

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Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... I'm actually not letting him suck on my titty, and if I did, who gives a shit? You don't need teeth to take a jello shot if Adam bends over he'll show you a Nebraska taco buckle up BAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY comedy podcast according to iHeartRadio. So in the world, out of all podcasts, we are the funniest ones. So that's unreal.

As voted on by you, the iHeart Brass. Yeah, who does vote on it? How is it kind of, how is it decided? We have no idea. No idea. Not that it's a hard decision to make, but. I mean, I'm sure it's like the Academy Awards. There's the Academy and there are thousands and thousands of members.

They vote. And it's a huge voting committee. Committee. Committee. Climity. Climity. Adam, for what it's worth, I heard it's both a committee and a committee. Yeah, a climity.

It's an extra itty. It's not the heat, it's the committee. Extra itty with that titty. Hey, some. Yes, points! And our producer, Anna, says there is a voting committee. And she is on it. And did we get the vote from Anna?

That's the question. OK, so our producer is one of the voters. OK. Did she vote for us? That's the question. Anna, drop it in the chat. And she says. Circle yes or circle no.

Maybe. There's nothing coming up. And she said yes. OK. So there's one vote. OK, cool. That's very cool. So I wonder if there's like three voters.

And we got one in the bag. She works with us. So I think it was kind of stacked in our favor. So lucky us Do you guys ever vote for like sag or WGA? Never never once I never have done that. I always get the email and I'm like, so If I click on this, how long is this gonna take? Like yeah, is it all through it's all just like you evo you don't like send it in through the mail. Do you I think it's digital?

Okay, I like that don't case is that to like just it in through the mail do you? I think it's digital. Okay I like that. Is that to like just nominate like the president? Because I get mail for that. No I'm talking about for like the SAG awards and the Screen Actors. Oh for the awards. WGA awards. Oh right right right. Yeah Screen Actors Guild, Writers Guild of America's awards.

Tallest showrunner. Yeah. You know that kind of stuff. No, never, never, ever. I also just got an email saying, do you want to re up your membership to the Academy? OK, the Television Academy. No. And I'm like, it costs like 200 bucks. So I'm like, yeah, I guess.

And I also was like, I didn't know I was in this shit. Yeah. What the hell? You're part of the Academy. What do you get? What are the perks? I literally have no idea. I don't know how long I've been in it. I don't know how many times I've said that someone might have said yes on my my behalf and just as paying this thing. And I don't know if there's a single perk. I like I should at least like get like a free Hulu subscription.

You know, at least help me like a free Hulu subscription. You know With some Netflix shit like your least watched app is that why the that punchline is so funny Uh, no, I would say who lose right up there. Okay, who knew no who lose? That's where I watch live television is through. Yeah, I watch a lot of Hulu actually Okay, I would say Paramount Plus. I literally never watch it now and actually. Okay. I would say Paramount Plus. I literally never watch it now. And they're garbage. They're garbage to me. They sure are. Yeah. What's on there? Oh, I watched Good Burger. Did we talk about John Stewart is back? Oh yeah. I'm kind of hyped on that. Don Stewart. Don Stewart. I think we did. I think we did talk about it. Or did we just talk about it in our lives outside of the podcast world?

Because all we talk about is Comedy Central. Yeah, we talk about our old boss. We can't stop talking about it Yeah, I I mean it's fine. I I would argue that He is just light years more watchable than anybody else doing that type of job. He's just great at it. Yes Yeah, I do wish that there was some young person that just kills it that could come in and revitalize the show. Because you're just like, yeah, OK. But where do people watch it?

Is Comedy Central still a network? Can you still? On Paramount Plus. That's what I brought up. Oh, you got to watch it on Paramount Plus. That's the only reason I go there. But Paw Patrol is on full blast in the crib. I watch him on YouTube.

I'm kind of a YouTube guy now. I watch everything through YouTube. Every night. I swear, yeah. And you can fall down some crazy holes. You can watch all of Jon Stewart on YouTube, like through Paramount+, his page. You can watch like his like monologue

or whatever you would call it. Like his real, like a. Okay of his written stuff. That shit is always freaking fire dude. Let me write that down big Okay, Blake's really explaining stuff to us this app. Thank you dude, man, and it just started So I'll be explaining a lot. The professor! Yeah just keep on coming up to the teacher's desk and I'll tell you what's going on. I bet you will. That's a weird thing to say. What? I can teach. Come up to the teacher's desk dude. I can teach. It's not that weird for me to teach. Not that weird. Anders come on up to the teacher's desk. Okay. why don't you come up here? Let me help you

I might have taken a crucial misstep in promoting our show because I posted a video Okay, of uh, and it's not it's not a real, you know, he's not actually sucking on my titty, but I My son sure sucking on the And he's not actually sucking he wasn't into it. He did not want to suck And people are real riled up in the comments. I know just looking at the comments and Some people are so Riled other people are like I love it. He's so hot haha. Can't wait. This is great

I'm excited for I know but I'm like It's so weird that people get so riled up about other people's kids I'm actually not letting him suck on my titty and if I did who gives a shit. It doesn't fucking matter It doesn't matter No, dude, I can't wait to for your July 4th party when you pass them around Yeah, but I'm like good like them get a nip, that tip. Because if you're doing that, I'm coming. Just shooting rockets for the bit for the bit.

They'll have teeth by then. Even better. Are very obsessed with other people's children right now. It's freaking crazy. What do you mean by that, Blake? Will you? I mean, in a lot of ways. Yeah. Will you expand on that? No, people are like people like bad timing, bro.

People like bad timing. And I'm like, bad timing. What are you talking about? It's like I just had a kid. Do you say something else in it that's bad timing? He's now my prop. I just had a child. I know. And then like reading the other comments, I guess it's because like a bunch of celebrities are being outed as pedophiles, but I'm like, I don't think that that's real.

I think that's just conspiracy theory, like bullshit. What celebrities are getting outed as pedophiles? I think all of them. As far as you know, the only person fucking around with children is you. Yeah. And it's a bit. For sure.

No, you know what I do? I do think it was like some like speech coach there like a like a dialogue coach or something somebody what oh, yeah the Nickelodeon thing with Drake Josh and Drake guy Drake so yeah, dude bad timing. Yeah a baby Your kid on pretending to breast. I know, dude. People are so weird. I can't believe you did it, actually. If you want to do an early take back. I'm kind of a wild man. I'm like an edgy, kind of a wild edgy comic. Yeah, I do kind of wild nasty sort of stuff.

Yeah. I mean, that's the other thing is I feel like people think that everybody is so up to the second informed on everything that like, yes, like what the fuck? Like who, how would we even know that like that Nickelodeon thing came out unless you're like constantly online, like absorbing this information? Well, technically I did. Technically I did know, but I never thought about it twice. I just read an article and I was just like, yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah, it doesn't apply to your, your actual in your actual child it's it's very interesting yeah I'm like I'm sure there's some creeps out there without a doubt I wouldn't say like there's that many more in Hollywood I mean maybe yeah maybe percentage-wise but your team Drake though like to what you're saying, Blake, like the I was reading like my shitty Google News. That's like for me, right? It's like they they give me the stories I want to see. It's such fucking trash and the headlines themselves, the like way they try and bait you. I'm like, it makes you feel bad

about yourself when you see like your algorithm at work and you're like, oh my God, my algorithm is out of control, dude. We should just trade algorithms by the way. Yeah. Can I get another article from Swim Swam? We get it. It's NCAA season. I don't even know that that's a thing. I don't even know that that's a thing, dude. Okay. Everyone at home is joking. He knows.

I know Swim Swam. He knows Swim swim swim. Come on I I don't even get the fun ones that I used to get which were like what ain't it cool news What are we talking about? I think my algorithm thinks I'm a I'm literally a breastfeeding mom I think it does it's all like breastfeeding stuff and like little kids shit seems like you're really obsessed with breastfeeding, dude It's pretty fucking weird. I Can't get enough. It's a lot over it. I can't get enough Well, it's basically our entire lives right now. There's so much milk everywhere so um

You know having having a kid. It's it's a it's a wild. It's a wild ride Suddenly you go from being able to do whatever you want to suddenly you still get to do whatever you want. Except there's a kid that's just with you all the time. Wake up! Yeah, I was wondering, have you guys gone out to the Cheesecake Factory together yet? No, we haven't gone to the Cheesecake Factory. And we know that's on your list.

Oh, wait till your first Cheesecake Factory. There's a little pizza restaurant that's right down the street from our house. It's like a little stroller walk away. And I'm like, that's my angle. I'm like, I think we could make it there. We could, you know, get a picture of beer, get a picture of beer, watch a game, black out, black out drunk.

Yeah. I have a few shots. Fuck it. Put maybe a jello shot, a stroller on autopilot, send them home, dude. Like you don't need to take a jello shot. Fuck it. Maybe a jello shot. Put the stroller on autopilot, send him home. Dude, like you don't need teeth to take a jello shot. Okay. That's something. Yeah, okay. Here's the one tip.

The one tip is that if you do bring the kid to the restaurant and like put them under the table, you're good to go. Yeah. Until you like drop a fork off the table, like under to where they are. And they just catch a fork to the face. No, you put the kid on top of the table.

It's the centerpiece. Come on now. Well, I think you just leave them in the stroller, right? And then you hold them. Yeah. No, you got to have like the car seat. But like to like make them sleepy, like you just put them under the table in the shade and like less noise down there. Oh, that makes them very sleepy. Well, it's an indoor pizza restaurant.

It's not an outdoor. Yeah, I don't think there's a lot of sun. No, shaded from the light from the lights above. Oh, from all the bar. It's a it's a it's a real sexy pizza restaurant. Everything the light touches. It's red. It's Cha Cha Lounge. What's that? What's that conspiracy theory place?

Pizza gate. Pizza gate. Pizza gate. Pizza gate place. Is that pizza? Is that pizza restaurant? Of course that's where you're going. Of course that's where you're going. You fuck.

You fucking creep. Check your emails. Freaking. I'm with her. Check your emails. Well, I'm bummed that people said all those mean things about you, but God, people are bored. Yeah, it's okay. I'm like, when we did it, Chloe's like, people are going to come after you for this. And I'm like, I think those people are dorks and I don't want them following me or liking my shit

anyway, because they won't. Hey, now we're talking. There you go. And then now that it's happening, I'm like, yeah, I should have probably not done it. Oops. I'm a bad boy. Man, I just saw the visual and the visual of it was making me laugh, but I did not listen to what you said. I mean, it's fine. I'm just saying that he can't get milk out of my teeth. I'm playing dumb as if I don't know that you men can't produce milk. Right, right, right.

So that's the bit. Have you tried? Yeah. Have you tried? Yeah. Have you honestly tried? I'm expressing, I'm expressing. And mind you, I'm pretty fat now. Dude, coming back from Austin, I was the fattest I've ever been.

Again. Diet started Wednesday. I do love the like, repeatedly saying, I mean, I am the fattest I've ever been. And it just keeps getting bigger. Well, cause it keeps going up, dude. Yeah. Your boobs are huge. I got it to 207.8.

270.8. Dude. 207, not 270, dude. Come on. I mean, I will say, OK, so we were in Austin. I'm not Kyle. We were in Austin a few weeks ago. We usually been like seeking destroying

like barbecue while we were there, but went back to trying Texas tacos. there's still the fricking best. Texas tacos are so damn good. So as a native Californian, that's where that's this is what you're doing. Yeah, you're saying I would say I enjoy California tacos more. It's a different version. That's just straight up like Mexican tacos. But if Adam bends over,

he'll show you a Nebraska taco. Give it to me baby. You want a bite of the Nebraska taco? It's just a super hairy ass crack. Yes points. Hey Anders, thanks. Thank you. I'd like to give you my thanks.

No, but a Texas taco is much different than a California taco and it is freaking bomb. Will you describe it for the people of the Midwest who've never ventured out of their area? Well, I kind of feel like they were the curators of the breakfast taco. They kind of put that on the map, which is off the chain. For sure. Did they? Maybe. 100%.

Yeah, I would believe it. They stamped it. Well, I mean, I feel like Texas, everything's bigger. So it's just like the meat is chunkier. The tacos are bigger. And I enjoy that as a as a obese man. Sure. Mm hmm. As a wide mouth man, as a man who technically right now is obese.

I enjoyed it. You saw me. How's it technically? Yeah, technically, culturally, literally, literally, actually, even technically. Yeah, technically. Technically. Culturally. Yeah, literally. Literally. Actually. Even like the big taco shop out there, it used to be like a trailer was like Torchy's taco. And then it kind of like expanded.

And then I was like, oh, maybe like Torchy's like lost its edge because it became like a chain or whatever. Because it became successful. Yeah. Right. Okay. Yeah, but then I pulled up this weekend

or a couple of weekends ago. It was, it was so good, dude. Yeah. It's I pulled up this weekend or a couple weekends ago. It was it was so good Yeah, it's badass and they you went to Torchies. Yeah I had the late flight member you thought I had a day where I was just kind of walking around South Congress It was it was delightful. Oh, that's kind of fun. You would have been 208 Adam. It's all good The tacos are way bigger to do I would have getting gotten past 210. It's all good that the tacos are way bigger What do you noon I would have getting gotten past 210? That's yeah. Yeah, no by the way uh I'm 201 right now, so the way it is dropping off man

It really is you know what the the best diet that I found What's that starvation starving yeah? Yeah, that's the Hollywood cuz that's what I'm doing. I'm so hungry. Are you? I'm so fucking hungry dude. I'm so fucking hungry. I'm so hungry. It sucks. What do you do to subside the... how do you not eat? Eat? How do you not eat? I chug water. I'm chugging water like a fucking lunatic. I'm so fucking hungry. Oh yesterday I ate an oatmeal. A 200 calorie oatmeal. A mush.

Oh good Oatmeal they're delicious some blueberries overnight oats or like are you microwaving this shit? No, they're overnight oats and then I like that and then some blueberries and then a salad with some chicken breasts on it and Low-cal dressing and then a shake for dinner and that's all I ate dressing and then a shake for dinner and that's all I ate. And a milkshake for dinner. And a milkshake for dinner. A protein shake. It does sound like you ate anything. It sounded like you drank and slurped a bunch of shit.

Yeah. Did you ever have to chew any of your food? What the fuck? The salad. The salad. I chewed that. I was chewing that. You have to chew salad?

Oh my god. Yeah. I've never chewed salad. Oh my god. I don't like your tone. I don't like you attacking our new fattest member. Yeah the podcast I can't stop eating Dude, oh my god, that sucks. Yeah, I you're a guy. I'm the new fattest member of the podcast because Kyle's gone Yeah, and uh Durs is is real lean right now. He's got you know, what's weird? I'm heavy, but I'm I'm actually in a decent shape. The shape of my body. You're in a good place. Fine. He's coming together. Okay. Well, because I haven't been able to work out for a few months because of my fucking elbow, right? Yeah. So like, hell, now it's for a second. So you know about the back, right? Cause that's all I know about. I know about the back, the hips, the Nebraska taco, the hemorrhoids. What happened with the elbow?

Yeah. Well, the back and the hip, I could work out at least upper body and I could do some different shit. The elbow, I got tendonitis in it and it's fucking kills me so much. I just got a shot in it the other, uh, yesterday. I had that. I know how how to cure it i can cure it for you pal please i i i gotten shots in every part of my fucking body that elbow shot you got back shots i got tons of shots my boy dr villaswamy was uh was pounding me out yeah he's pounding me out with He gave you back shots? Yeah, he's pounding me out with the needles. Oh shit, that's crazy. Those long and leans.

Okay. Okay, my boy's getting back shots. That's what I call a shot, the long and leans. Dang, all right. So you got back shots so hard that now it's in your elbow? It's in my elbow, the pain shot up in my elbow. You got the stanky arm. Damn.

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a roundup of the weekly headlines. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, so you have 10 nights in a day album, but you got shots all over your body, including your back. Yeah. What kind of shot? I mean, I've gotten all the shots.

What do you mean? I've gotten back shots shots I'm saying what's inside the shot slap shot? PRP in the elbow what and what is PRP? That's where they take your blood They spin it around they take all the white blood cells out and then they inject some just the white blood cells Into the injured part of the hell that's racist. You really think they're doing all that They're like, yeah, we, hey, we took it back in the other room and we spun it.

We're gonna just. Yeah, here's $2,000. Thank you. This dude's getting Aquafina put in his arm. The doctor's just in the other room like. Shaking that shit. Just make sure it gets frothy. We don't have a centrifugal machine, fuck that.

Centrifugal. They spin it and then they put it back in. Yeah. Have you never had it done? I've had it done so many times this past year. I've had it done like a dozen times. Wait, what do you mean? Is that a normal thing to get your nose?

I think if you're injured, it is. I think it's pretty normal. Yeah. Yeah. And the elbow shot. I don't get back shots. I've got a lot of back shots. We talked about me getting the fucking spinal tap. That was so gnarly.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did we or was that outside the pod? Yeah, we talked about the bone. The bone juice was clear and how we don't like bone marrow, but we do. Yeah. Out of the, yeah, out of the spinal, the actual the fluid in the spinal tap is clear.

It's like water. It's fucking bizarre. Anyways, so those are my ailments. But I'm I so I couldn't work out. I saw my body. I literally I saw my body because I was in good shape. I was like really probably the strongest I've ever been. I was like really good shape. Big arms, big shoulders. Yeah. What you putting up like over 300 pounds on the bench and shit.

Yeah, I was fucking real strong and strong as hell. And then I've seen my body melt like a candle. I saw it is just like a thing sag. Like now I now I can do this, like have a meaty hearty. Oh, yeah. He's grabbing this. Hey, welcome to the party. Yeah, I got a meaty hearty. It's hanging over the 40 the underwear. It flaps over. Dude, welcome to the party. That's cool, dude. I got a meaty hardy. It's hanging over the underwear.

It flaps over. Dude, I can't handle that. The underwear flap will just give up and just like, I'm gonna lay this way now. You broke the bridge. What's going on, underwear companies? I don't think that's our fault. Oh.

I don't think that's our fault, Adam. Oh, you think they're making weaker elastic? They have to be. They've outsourced the elastic and it's going to China. China. It's going to China. Here's the deal. Adam, we're big guys, but we're not huge guys.

So I'm like, what's happening with the elastic? If you're 270, like a truly obese baby eating type person would be. Yeah. Kyle, so what is your underwear doing in that case? If you're 350. Well, I'm like what size, cause I've got big thighs and I got a big juicy ass

and a medium sized dick. Pretty seah and there's a lot to pack in there. So I go large. I go medium. Right? Large underwear. I wear medium. I go large underwear just because I'm thick through there.

I'm real thick. Right. I'm built, like Blake said it before, I'm built like a thumb. I'm like kind of all the same size, all the way down. Yeah, I'm on record. Yeah. I'm built like just, that's my whole body is just like one. Built like a thumb.

Yeah. Just my whole body is just that. Yeah. Like a lot of bodies, your skinny legs and then you V out a nice taper. Yeah, you're one. I'm one size. Yeah, the whole way down. One direction. I'm wondering. I'll show you my Harry Styles. OK. Wait, hold on. Hold on a minute. I was asleep at the word.

But also so but I go large and it's yeah, I'm wearing large underwear. and it's still a flop so. Yeah, buying large underwear, but that's still, that's the coolest sides to buy in underwear. It's not cool to buy small underwear, like like your boy here. Well, I don't know. I'm not, it's not a cool thing.

It's like a fit thing. You buy small boys? Yeah, I tend to go small. Cause I go medium. I refuse to go large. Blake, you go small underwear? How tiny are you? What is that waist doing, bro?

Are they gonna be like clear? Like is the fabric see-through? Can you see your fucking conquered taco? And also, by the way, it's not about cool or not cool. It's about the size that fits you. Now I'm interested in the size that fits you is small. It's about cool. Because I've been your size before.

I've been 165 pounds before. High school was dope. For a high school. Oh, no. My condemnation wedding dates. I was one sixty five in that. Damn, that's crazy. I got to rewatch that one. I was fucking looking real good. He's us. Dick was looking real big. I was once I was one sixty five and and I didn't wear smalls.

Yeah, I wore mediums and those I had and those, I had to throw those all away. I didn't even keep them. I'm like, these are going in the trash. I'll never get back to this. I mean, okay, for sure my undies are medium, but like if I buy sweatpants, I'm going small. That's not what you just said. I know.

What is hat like? But now that you guys have made fun of me, I now buy medium. Look, I'm of me, I'm now buy medium. Look, I'm going online. I'm buying new underwear. Oh. I'm going to start buying medium underwear. It's fine.

Because you're right. Maybe the small is too small. Well, wait, you said that you do buy medium. So you lied to us to be cool or something. I don't know. You want to see it? You want to see my underwear? Yeah, you keep talking about it.

Yeah, you keep talking about it. We'd love to see it. You want to see my underwear. Yeah, you keep talking about it Yeah, you keep talking about it. We'd love to see it Okay, yeah, yeah, what are you showing us? What are you showing you got to show us the no Well, what are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your underwear? What are you wearing? What are you wearing? Yeah, what is it? It's stance underwear from over seven years ago It's stance underwear from over seven years ago. Ten years ago! My god, I remember when they gave us the stance underwear. Jesus Christ, what are you doing now?

See, that's what I'm saying, when you stretch it, it's see-through. I know, you can see my butt crack. But you don't wear small. I don't think I wear small, I think I wear medium. Alright, okay. But I wear small sweatpants. That's really good to know. I wear small sweatpants. That's really good to know. I wear small sweatpants.

It's good to know. And what's cool is like, I'm finding myself growing out and I'm like, I'm not gonna buy extra large underwear. I'm too short. You refuse. I refuse. I just won't wear underwear. I will throw all my underwear away

and just free ball the rest of my life. Right. If my obesity takes hold. Do you guys buy things? Do you guys buy aspirational sized clothing? Oh, OK. Oh. Or am I the only gay guy? OK.

I don't know. OK. Yeah. Girl. OK. This this one's for my girls. Ders has this little tube top in the bathroom that he's like, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get there. I'm gonna slide into this one. Hang it up right there. It's got all dust on it. A hang a hang in a prayer.

But I feel like I've been somewhere where I've been like I try on the for me. It's usually like an XL or an L and I'll be like, For me, it's usually like an XL or an L. And I'll be like, XL's just, it's too fucking big, but I can't really fit in that L right now. I'll get there. And some of those shirts? Still, still hanging there. Still hanging there, still got the tags.

Yeah, mine are pants, cause my pant game is crazy. Pants just do not fit me. I'm not built for pants. You know what I'm really excited about is Now the style is like straight-legged and like big-ass jeans. Yeah, it's getting loose again I mean, it's is a straight leg or is it blousy? Yeah blousy But then but then if I wear that people are gonna go oh he is obese like he's hiding a lot of thighs in there Yeah, like his thighs are really filling that thing out, right? They know you're you're you're in movies, but naked dude Don't worry. They know what?

Know what's happened. Those were better days. Those were better. Yes, dude. You're fine But I'm just saying there's an if you're aspiring to the the large why not aspire to get in fit into the extra large Why not go that way? I don't want to be any bigger. I why not aspire to get in, fit into the extra large? Why not go that way? I don't wanna be any bigger. I don't wanna get any bigger. That's why like when I lift, I can't go heavy weights. There you go, get it brother.

Cause I just do this and then it's. Sexy, hot, cool. It's too big. It's too big for what I want. Tell that to Arnold Schwarzenegger in his career. And John Cena at the Oscars. Tell that to Christopher Hemsworth. Yeah, you know what I got I was doing creatine when we were on tour. Okay, like just

That's why you were so angry with everyone Holding the leg extra water weight. I'm like, I don't want to do that anymore Does creatine do that? I didn't know that yeah, you like retain water in your muscles. Oh, what the hell? Why were you doing creatine on tour? Just to get jacked up. Because I knew I wasn't going to be working out as much. And I wanted like to really kind of go after it and recover. And OK, I feel like we really were able to get it on tour.

I feel like there's nice hotel gyms. I feel like we were, you know, this is true. But then we sat on airplanes a lot. Yeah, a lot. That's true. A lot of sitting, a lot of airplanes. And I don't know I think I drank a little bit Yeah, we might have we might have drank a little bit. I think I had a few 3 a.m. Milkshakes Winning just poured it on a pizza and fold it in half. I can't stop eating

Have you ever seen anybody do push-ups in like the aisle of an airplane? Is that frowned against and upon? Oh Yeah, I've never seen I haven't seen that I have seen People like do walking lunges up and down the aisles really yeah, was it fucking Jillian Michaels? Who is oh? Yeah, I've seen that as I've seen that more than one time. I've seen that more than one time I'm like why not bring it like a little little weight set onto the the airplane and do do some shit in the aisle How long we have common courtesy I was intoxicated full-on crossfit workout in the in the aisle Why not have a gym on the airplane? Please take I don't understand. I don't disagree. They should have like a plane you could pay extra for to like if

you're gonna, it's a two hour flight, great. Yeah. Spin. And it's all, it's all bands and shit and spin bikes. Yeah. There's one rower. Can I get a rower? Can I get a rower? It's all strapped in. You can put this seatbelt on and do like the recumbent. It would be it'd be fire. Well, it's like remember when we did Shark Week and we were finally it was the best. They put us on this like big private yacht. It was the fucking best because it was during Covid and they're like, you can't stay at hotels. It's too dangerous.

We have to put you on this yacht. We're so sorry. I know. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. What? No, no, no. Not in the middle of the no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, They had a gym and I tried to work out in it once and I was like I'm gonna fucking kill myself Just cuz it's a little it's so we weren't in like rocky waters, but you're still in a boat or on a boat So you're just sort of yeah, you know and you're lifting you're like trying to do benchpress and suddenly you're like fuck I'm gonna well, that's part of the training. That's part of the core stability Yeah, yeah, and that's what I don't have. I can't stop eating. One of my like dumb, like Instagram of myself type memories

I have, like where I just took a mental picture was I was doing this jump rope pushup routine on the bow of that yacht overlooking the Caribbean. And I was like, this is it. You've peaked here. And that's a wrap. I remember you doing that. I remember being Durs is being like really hot right now. I remember I remember thinking that.

Yeah, I can't stop eating. You're right about the little gym. It was like, cool. They had a gym, but it was very small. And I was like, I guess I'll go out here and just I was. I thought you were like hoping the camera crew would kind of like, yeah, kind of like catch that moment. Like, you were kind of hoping the camera coup would kind of like yeah kind of like catch that moment like you were kind of I'm gonna go out back and like just kind of jump rope and do some do some free weights. Don't film this

I have my mic on I have my mic on yeah, I'm just gonna keep my mic on I didn't bother turning it off I do like I sense Blake coming for me and he stumbles words and I just seize on that. Oh, yeah kamikou Yeah for sure If the kamikou is Anywhere near me. You are so dumb the kamikou I can't stop eating. Oh, man. Do you think they going to invite us back to Shark Week or you think we're done there? Yeah. Dude, I don't know.

I think we might be done because I mean, I've done it a few times, but then they pivoted and now they're going with the Jackass guys and they did it like two or three years in a row now. And one guy got like attacked by a shark Which remember they kept telling us like in our 25 year history or however long no one's ever been bit by a shark So you guys are safe. Don't worry about it because we're free diving or we're in scuba tanks, but we're we're diving I got attacked with sharks. There's no cage. We're just with sharks. They're everywhere. Yeah I got attacked with sharks. There's no cage. We're just with sharks. They're everywhere. Yeah Yeah, Derscott. Yes. He got nibbled by the tiny shark

But but I was just Sort of and then we definitely thought mama shark. Yeah. Oh, yeah, what a shit show that moment was Oh, man, but dude also they're not doing it that way anymore anyway So I'm not even sure I would love to go back and forth from the hotel to a smaller boat where I'm for sure gonna barf. Right, right, right, right, right. The big yacht we were on that had like the stabilizer joints.

It was perfect. We lucked out. That was money. Unreal. That was money. Another great thing about that, engineered disease COVID. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you, whoever engineered it.

Thank you. Yeah, I love that much. Thank you. Whoever engineered it. Thank you. Yeah, I love that man. Praise be. Praise be. Yeah, it was in that moment that we thought the mama shark was going to come attack that I saw Ders' physical prowess, his athleticism firsthand.

And it was astonishing. Astounding, astonishing. He was behind it. You can't swim on top of the water, right? Because if you splash, that's why sharks attack. Because they're like, what is that thing floundering? I'm going to take a nib. And so you're trying to swim under the water. Durs was like a fucking dolphin, dude.

And we were just with, we weren't scuba diving. We were just snorkeling at this time. Ders swam under- He was on the surface at that point, yeah. Yeah, he swam underneath me and I just saw him like dolphin kick, like, and then jumped up onto the deck, the platform, like without the ladder.

He got up there so fucking fast. I was like- He was wild, dude. I was like- And so fucking fast. I was like, he was wild. I was like, uh, and then a little bit I was like, he's, he's, he is leaving me to die. But I did say go, go, go, go, go, go. You got this. You said you got this. Yeah. Underwater. You're like, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, to die. Because the whole week, they, as you're saying, they're like, you guys will be fine. I'm like, there's no way. And then whenever they talked about tiger sharks, they were like, it was a whole different conversation where they're like, so there's a tiger shark. Do not turn your back on it. They do eat people.

And so when I was fully attacked by at least a one and a half foot baby tiger shark, super aggressive. Super aggressive. But the baby, guess what? You know who's near the baby? The mama. Mama. Yeah. And so we come to the surface.

I don't know if that's how sharks work, but. We told the story. I think they do. I think they tell every animal works. I think they do. Blake's like, no. That's not true. My mom never fought for me.

No, some moms do not hang around their kids. Blake, take that back. I was partying with your mom on your 40th birthday just a few weeks back. That's true, my mom was a real kill. She told me that night she would kill for you actually. Yeah, she kept saying that. She actually kept saying that.

Allegedly. Allegedly. But the whole thing was that we come to the surface after kicking that little thing away, little guy away, away and everyone on the shore, the stern of the boat, baby is like, you guys, we gotta go. You gotta get out of the water. You get out of the water. All of us, I think shared the same thought where it's like, Oh mama shark. Yeah. We started and we for sure with the, with the intensity and their voices, it was so intense. We were like,

it was so insane. It really was. And then we all get to the back of the boat and Let's go. We just we need to break for lunch. It's lunch. We're about to go on a meal penalty. Yeah. And this yacht costs a lot of money. Yeah. Can't go over, brother. You got to go eat lunch right now. Get out of that wet suit. When you're filming for people that don't know, when you're filming,

if you don't cut for lunch, cause it's like a union show. You bought it. Then everyone gets like time and a half or whatever the penalty is. And so the production- You have to pay for the next 15 minutes. Even if you go over by two seconds. So the production company never wants to do that

cause it costs them a ton of money. So then it's always the biggest deal to be like, okay, we gotta get it, we got one shot. But we didn't know, they're just like, okay, we gotta get it with one shot. But we didn't know, they're just like, okay, out of the water, out of the water, come on, come on. And we're swimming like fucking lunatics. I've never swam faster in my life. I wonder how many of the takes that are used in Hollywood

are right before a meal penalty. Like when, I bet they just really slay it. Yeah, I wonder. Just everyone just dials in, they're like, we have're like we have to Oppenheimer every shot is right before lunch hey we're silly and we're gonna do the big monologue right before lunch mates silly and you got 15 or or he's calling a lot of little meals he's like we're not doing a full lunch break we're gonna going to do a lot of it's a snack. It's a snack type movie. He's always screaming meal penalties.

No way. And Ders, it's not silly. And it's isn't it Killian? You're killing me. It's silly, mate. Well, I've been saying I think it's killing and it's killing. And because that was the whole joke. OK, Kimmel said when he does come in. No, don't be a dick about it. It's Killian.

You got it wrong. It's not silly in. All right. Uh, we were genuinely angry about that though. When we got up there, we were like, so don't do that. We've never been around sharks. You get to share it, scaring the shit out of us. I was very scared.

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Oh when we were going to New York for the This Is Important live tour, we were on a fight with Killian and Omar Rebs. So. Damn. Dude, it was studded. Dude, that's a studded flight. It was, yeah.

And shout out to Killian's friend who was it with, with the feet just up on the wall. Yeah, she was just like, yeah, she had her feet on the ceiling. I was like, somebody's doing some wall lunges up here. Well, that's why they need to have a gym in the back. I do that too, a little bit though, because I hate the bulkhead. I hate the bulkhead. What is that? What's the, oh, that's the first seat. The very first seat, they call that the bulkhead.

You know what I hate paying for things I'm not stealing stuff Rules Adam because you can't stretch out your legs and my my legs they like well, you know I got some bad legs I got some real doo-doo legs if I can't stretch them out. They'll cramp up, and it's a whole fucking thing Yeah, I will I I don't like that about myself, but I'll put my feet up there. I will okay No, I just kind of I just like shoes on or off the shoes are on the shoes are on socks on or off This was a shoe socks. This is a shoes and socks off. Yeah. Oh, well, that's a no. No. Yeah Yeah, that's a no. No, you gotta kind of keep your shoes on on the plane, right?

I I mean, yeah, but I have been known to take them off and just go sock if I'm just shoes off I think is okay socks off is next level. No socks off the socks have to stay on. The socks off. Sarah I've seen I've seen Isaac go take and he's just wearing flip-flops like a fucking lunatic. Well he doesn't even wear underwear that dude is fucking weird as fuck. That is foul. Isaac sucks dude. Blake you prefer wearing shorts on an airplane, right? I do. I like to wear like a loose fitting pair of umbros and then longer socks. And why?

Um, I get hot. I run hot. And then- Go ahead. I'm going to go get a snack. You go ahead for five minutes. Go ahead. I just find that planes get a little hot and I just-

I feel like they get cold really Interesting and I run hot. Yeah, I always go I layer up I'm wearing a hoodie and then and then I could take the hoodie off where where it is little blankie, right? I like to have something where I can completely cover my head because I don't want I know you're thinking I don't want people taking pictures or videos of me sleeping. I don't like that. They can still do that. It just won't see your face. Yeah, but no one has ever done that.

Except for I do. I've done it like a dozen times. Every flight I've taken with you, I take photos and videos of you sleeping. Yes. And that is why. You think someone can't take a picture of you and just be like, look how dumb Blake Anderson looks with this hoodie up. Yeah, but how famous do you think you are that everyone's just trying to get some Blake Anderson footy?

Every day at the 78 year old woman sitting next to you from a Eugene, Oregon's like, I gotta get it. I gotta get the footy. No, it's not even about they're doing it because I'm a famous person is because when I sleep, I look so ugly that they're like I gotta get I don't know what's happening now Blake stop it no Blake I think you're a little bit of a hot sleeper Adams Right you've been so when I sleep it's like I just don't want no I don't want no bitch I don't want video of me with my mouth open and my eyes closed. Oh, so now you think people want to take videos

Video picture I want no media as an ego maniac. I want no media of me like this. Mm-hmm Yeah, you put the me in media. That's what that's for sure. Okay I'll give you a point. Thank you. Yes So you get hot on a plane it does start out hot on a plane, but it gets it does freezing really hot Well, and that's when I especially when the door flies off the airplane And rips your shirt off and you and you do this when we're going to New York in December and you're wearing um bros You're wearing like yeah soccer shorts. Yeah in soccer shirts. Yeah, bro. Yeah Yeah, you know what he's thinking. He's thinking notice me senpai

Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, you know what he's thinking. He's thinking notice me Senpai Notice me Senpai notice me you're from California. So you don't right? I mean Isaac will do this too sometime and Kyle You guys will just like not plan for the weather even a little bit because you assume it's gonna be 70 degrees Yeah, cuz they never left California. They don't know there's other climates But also, you know, it's never as cold as you guys claim it is. You're like, oh you better be careful It's cold out here. It's minus whatever those three guys freeze to death outside Kansas City when we did they I don't know fake news To me did tell me where that is. Did they freeze it up? Yeah It was like a it was like a party the day of that super cold Chiefs game. Oh yes, no, they got like frostbite,

like 13 people had to like cut off limbs in Buffalo. Right, but like three dudes died mysteriously in some guy's backyard too. Well, that might not be. Oh, that's right. They said they were leaving, and then they found them just in the backyard. Wait, what?

Yeah. I don't know what happened. I don't know. That seems like fugazy. Well, that's the whole thing. I think it was kind of like, what? Yeah. I don't know what happened. I don't know. That seems like fugazy. Well, that's the whole thing. I think it was kind of like, what happened here? And a lot of like, I don't know. Well, maybe they were so drunk.

They were like, let's nap in this backyard. Honestly, I'm like, that could have been us. All three of us. We'll see you later. We make it five steps. I'm actually so surprised that we haven't died died some workaholics If anything those dudes fucking throw down like if you're gonna go those guys are yeah, they're party animals for sure There's there's zero possible way that I will ever allow myself to freeze to death.

Okay, I'm gonna find a way to get warm. Trust me. Alright? I love that guy in the friend group. But dude, I thought, dude, okay, sure, but I thought you run hot and you're fine with the cold. You wear umbros. That's what I'm saying. You're never gonna catch me freezing because I run hot. And if I start to get cold, I'm going

to find a way to warm up. Oh, OK. You're going to find a way. Just how you say it, we've got to believe it. Yeah. You put a little extra sauce on the fine. Whether I'm hugging my bros or what, we'll find a way to warm up.

Like the skin to skin. Whether I'm climbing inside of my bros Yeah, it's actually way warmer if we all take our clothes off and hug with no shirts on skin to skin It's actually I like where Adam it is where you cut someone open and climb inside. Yeah, Clyde Yeah, I thought just like he's inserting his dick inside of one of us Yeah, or maybe that's yeah, maybe that's how we survive. I was thinking Tom Tom you were thinking Maybe it is the back shots. My dad likes to tell a story about it. He's like, yeah, one time, he's going to love this.

One time we were at sleepaway camp for boy scouts and we were in a tent and Jesus Christ, it was cold. And my my my buddy, he had a summertime sleeping bag, so he's freezing. Think he's going to die. And so I'm like, all right, you can get in my sleeping bag. He climbs into my sleeping bag. Guys freezing me out. I'm like, Jesus Christ, we're get in my sleeping bag. He climbs into my sleeping bag. You guys freezing me out.

I'm like, Jesus Christ, we're going to die out here. And then we had to strip down into our underwear to keep each other warm. And so we slept that way the rest of the night. So if you're ever for hypothermia reasons, you got to strip down and get in the. And I mean, even as a little kid, I'm like, this is an insane story that you tell me all the time. Always coaching me to strip down with my buddy. For hypothermia.

When you have a baby, you got to pretend your breastfeeding. Totally. I've been groomed for so long. Nothing other than hypothermia reasons. Sometimes you got to take your shirt off and lay in a sleeping bag with your best bro, okay? I think this is a story your dad had where he was like, he was gonna take it to the grave but then he just thought it would be better to get it off his chest to someone young who

doesn't understand it. Yeah and you're like, yeah, okay dad, sure. Or just keep your clothes on. And you tell me this a lot actually, yeah, this is a story that you keep bringing back Yeah, but am I alive did I survive the night? Yes? Yes, I do That's why I'm here today anyway, then the story is here's your dad And here's your dad Don't ask how it happened, but this is also your dad

my two dads We mixed jizz what? Wait what yeah, we uh Centrifuge we put it in centrifuge. Yeah, man, just like PRP It's crazy spins It spins it. You ever see Gremlins, the new batch? You gotta try it sometime with your boy. Anyway.

Real quick, what was My Two Dads, the TV show about? Was that about two dads who loved each other or was it like, what was the premise? I think it was two roommates. Yeah. Like a judge made them take care of some kid, and it was like Paul Reiser who was straight-laced, and then some cool, hot artist guy. Oh, here we go, she's quick. Oh, and a super quick.

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago, now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter. Oh, wow. OK. All right. From step by step. Who might be either of theirs. So OK. So that's how they. And how do the men settle their problems with a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two dead

nuclear family under the watchful eye of the family court judge. Dad and dad's and daughter adjust to their new situation. OK, I remember the judge. The judge would always come over to the house and was always just swinging by. Yeah. What the weird remakes me and Blake or Adams. Were your dad, Adam? Yeah, I could see that.

You play like a teenager. Yeah. Yeah. I was having a bad. So that's I grow my hair out, Adam? Yeah, I could see that. You play like a teenager? Yeah. Who's always got his hat on backwards? Stop! I grow my hair out floofy and I'm always going like, fucking get outta here! Dude, last night was a movie! Dad!

Well, what's going on? You have a lisp? Your kid has a lisp? No, that's you! You have braces. No, braces would be more like this. Okay, last night was a movie. Also, Blake, don't give Adam line readings, please

Yeah, I have my own character that I'm building you don't okay. I think Blake wants to be the kid Are you trying to because out of the three of us are the only one who's never directed So I've directed some stuff. You just haven't seen it. What? You just haven't seen it, I'm not telling. What? Just some directions on Betty Crocker boxes. I'm not telling, bro. I'm not telling. Okay.

The 80s and 90s were absolutely wild. Yeah, every idea was gold. Like that already right there, fucking money. Money in the bank. No holes. The judge comes over all the time. The judge is a good friend. He swings over.

And is he a good friend, or is he going to blow this whole thing up? Yeah, I don't know. But he's going to swing over for a noonday snack. Yeah. Of all the characters, why the fuck is the judge always popping in? Yeah, shouldn't it be like a social worker? He's just checking on, no, no, no. That's because then you're getting into like

the intricacies of the government and the, hey, don't get me started on the bureaucracy, okay? We don't wanna get drained this much. We do not wanna get started. Okay, it should be the judge to go over there. We don't need all this red tape. We do not need this one. Yeah, let's get the judge in here.

I just wanna know where my money's going. I want the judge spin off. I bet that's know where my money's going. I want the judge spin-off. I bet that's cool. Where the judge is just going house to house like. They spun off a lot of shows back then. There was a lot of spinning off. Yeah. They were always spinning.

Let's get the judge spin-off. Come on. Okay. Well, we'll take it to Paramount+. My one judge. I'm sure they have the rights to it, those son of a bitches. Any take backs? Any apologies? Harsh language. epic harsh language? Oh?

I'm pissed out ways That dumb thing you said the other dumb things can you take it back? What I I was on fucking point to there you kidding me? Oh, okay? Do you want to take back what the the did you already delete the breastfeeding video? Oh, I'm keeping it up out of spite now. That's a, that's a double down. Yeah. You got a double triple down.

I'm going to switch titties. My next child, I'm going to have two and he's going to be like four. And then the other child is going to be on there. It's going to be a whole thing. It's going to be my new brand is breastfeeding. Oh, you know what? You're reminding me. I think there is somebody, I think there is some news story about a guy

who was breastfeeding his kids. It's science. But that's not possible. I know, I know, but I think he was saying he's a woman and wasn't making milk, but like still wanted to breastfeed. I think that's in the news. So Adam, horrible timing. So Adam, for bad timing think that's in the news. So Adam, horrible timing. So Adam, bad timing. I'm off the project. That's what I was doing for sure. That's what I was doing. Bad timing, dude. Oh my God. Well, dude, I will say there are like fake titties you could

buy that dads can wear. Oh yeah. Which is hilarious. I think I took a pair on tour. Oh, you did? Maybe they'll show up in Atlantic City. Atlantic City! Ooh! Hey dude, I'm 19. I'm so stoked for this. It's gonna be a blast. Oh it's gonna be wheels off baby, let's go. Now Atlantic City, I guess I thought it was near New York,

but it's at the bottom of New Jersey. Yeah, it's more Jersey bro. It's a little far away. I've been to Atlantic City once and had a great time. And I think we are going to have a blast once again with my boys. It's going to be a blast. What's it like? So it's on it's underwater, right? That's Atlantis. That is.

Oh, can I do my swim move again? Oh, I thought we were pulling up to Atlanta. You guys were thinking there's an underwater like aerials there. Like, I thought we were pulling up to Atlanta. You guys were thinking it was an underwater like aerials there. Like I thought I was about to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to put around with Sebastian or like the dude with the little fins on his feet from Black Panther 2. I'm trying to fly around like that guy. Oh, wait. That's a name or obviously. That sucks that it's it is.

It's all on land as far as I know. Everything is. I guess I'll kick it with you guys. It's all on land as far as I know. Everything is. I guess I'll kick it with you guys. Yeah, it's all oxygen breathers. So it's it's all on land in the air. Well, that's cool. But it's still really cool. I think you guys are going to like it. I can't wait to see that T.I.I. faction of Atlantic City pulling up, baby. You know, they're going to roll through to shout out to Hard Rock for hosting,

like letting us take over their got the if I don't get a Hard Rock for hosting, like letting us take over their, if I don't get a Hard Rock letter jacket. Maybe that's the thing. Maybe that's the fun thing that we do as a couple of wild boys off the leash for a one day getaway. We all treat ourselves to Hard Rock Atlantic City letterman jackets. And what is, and is the, cause if it's $700.

Hey, there's no way. We're doing it. There's no way I'm getting it. No, there's a way! And it's a t-shirt. No, no, no, no, no. I think five is as far as I'm gonna go. No, no, no, no.

To a jacket, I'm going to throw away a turtleneck. No, no, no. No way I'm spending $700. I'm kidding. I will get it framed. I will have You guys sign it and frame it exactly put it we're all gonna sign it and we're gonna frame it to commemorate this event Put it behind you like there's nothing You're set up. Yeah, I will say sucks. Yeah, it's a bad setup. It's cool. You have a good one I got kicked out of my office. I gotta yeah, I'll put something up Yeah, I got a folder from second grade. It's kind of cool. You have some of a good one. I got kicked out of my office. I got a yeah, I'll put something up Yeah, I got a folder from second grade. It's kind of cool. That's pretty cool. Is that garbage no kids?

Yeah, love the garbage spill kids love them put the kids back in the pay Watching so much TV. It's kind of the best this age is like I understand. It's gonna be get real hectic, but right now It's kind of the best. You just sort of sit on the couch, you hold him a lot, you feed him with a bottle. With a bottle, not out of my titty, it was a joke. Unless it's too far away, for sure. Come on, Jesus.

Yeah, so it's kind of dope. No take backs, any apologies, any giveaways? No, no giveaways. Yeah, we're giving away jackets in Atlantic City. Be there, be square. If you're there, there's a jacket with your name on it. You might get a jacket. Yeah, absolutely.

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