This Is Important - Ep 195: Toe Talk Wit Dem Boyz

Episode Date: April 9, 2024

Today, this is what's important: Atlantic City, white noise, Seal & Sade, toes, film critics, comedy films, & more.  Buy your tickets to the LIVE This Is Important in Atlantic City HERE!See o...mnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:52 This is a huge fungus that you just aren't taking care of? Let's go. Oh my God. Oh My god, oh my god hit the board let it rip let it rip I think this podcast is gonna come out and the week or the week before we're in Atlantic City here we come Man, what a blast that was. Get down with this. Oh, yeah. No, I don't think I don't think we're there yet. I think I think we're almost we're almost there.
Starting point is 00:03:33 We're like kissing it. Yeah, I was joking. That was a joke. I didn't begin a time comedy now. Oh, baby. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're already starting off. Yeah, this one comes out April 9th. Oh, 10 days. 10 days to go. 10 more days.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Get your tickets now if they're not already sold out. Have you guys spent time in New Jersey? Yeah, I performed in Atlantic City before. Ups, winning. And I think I shot a commercial in there or something. And then also in our producers are saying Newark, we went. Yeah, we went to Newark. And we had a good time.
Starting point is 00:04:11 It's right over the. Yeah. I mean, deep Jersey. No, remember, they don't say Newark. They say Nork. It's Nork. Yeah. But but was that guy that we were talking to? Did he have Down syndrome? I don't know. Yeah. No, that's all I know, because he definitely said Nork a lot. And I don't know, he said nork, that's all I know. Yeah, cause he definitely said nork a lot,
Starting point is 00:04:26 and I don't know if that's how. Adam, I don't know what to tell you, but that was in our dressing room, you were looking in the mirror. Ew! You are so dumb. You had a few, and you were talking to yourself. Nork.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Nork. But deep Jersey, you've been to Atlantic City already, Adam. Yeah, I've been to Atlantic City a couple times, I think. I feel like people don't really rep it. I feel like they kind of are like Atlantic City kind of man. Well, I think it's a little, it could be parts or a little rundown, but they got some nice stuff, I think. I think they do.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Yeah. I'm sure it's come around. I mean, you know, that gay dude was right. It's the circle of life. That is true. Pizza, pizza. Elton John said that. And that's a that is a rap lyric I'm quoting. Of himself. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Don't come after me. Sorry. Of a wizard. A wizard. Yes. The portal open. Lamal Spellswell said that. Yeah. So I'm sure it was shady and that's nice. Atlantic City kind of has like a Reno vibe or what? Because there's kind of like are they similar? Have you guys been to Reno before?
Starting point is 00:05:25 Never been to Reno. No, I've never been to Reno. Reno's fucking cool, dude. Rude. I think I would go to Reno. Let's book a casino gig in Reno. That sounds kind of fun. Great.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Reno, Las Vegas. Reno, Reno, Las Vegas. Famous workaholics. And it's, I guess the premise of that joke is that we thought that's what the song was. How did we walk that one? Dude, I love the our show. It was so much fun to just be so dumb on television.
Starting point is 00:05:55 It was the best. It was the best. And people thought that we were like super different. And then they hear our podcast and like, hmm. You are so dumb. Talk about boners more somehow. Yeah, somehow they're dumber. They're dumber.
Starting point is 00:06:09 They're dumber than they care. How did they write this show? Did you hear the one where Blake wants a reader? You want somebody to read aloud? Is it read out loud or read aloud? You shouldn't be allowed to read. I think it's either, either, or. It can be both, I'm sure either word
Starting point is 00:06:25 Yeah, allowed and out loud mean the same thing. Yeah. Yeah, so Last week we were saying what guy? if you were to have if you were to be a So famous that you have people you have guys doing things Like like how Kanye had a chair guy come in scout a bunch of chairs, right? Would you you you said that you want it... I want to dive in a little deeper. A reader. Alright, this is worth revisiting.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Leave him wanting less. A reader. Yeah, someone to read aloud. He's allowed to read. Oh, okay. We misunderstood. Well, I mean, I feel like we're seconds away from AI being able, like you just choosing, you want it to sound, yeah,
Starting point is 00:07:09 you want it to sound like Morgan Freeman, and Morgan Freeman could just read everything to you. And they do through the powers of AI. Is that who you would want? Oh, this is a great segue, Adam. Who would you want to be your reader? Brrrr. I was gonna say Becca, but nobody else would get that joke.
Starting point is 00:07:28 It's pretty funny. She's not even your own. She left. Let's see, who would be my reader? Like Macho Man, I think that would be kinda cool. He's like, yeah! Once upon a time! The three little pigs, yeah!
Starting point is 00:07:44 That's, yeah, okay, so you want a reader, because you've actually told me early on when I just had my son, you were like, hey, when you start to pick books to read, pick short books. Oh yeah. Don't pick a long book. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Yeah, no long books. And then you went in a little bit on Dr. Seuss. You're like, Dr. Seuss's books. Little too long. They're a little long. Yeah. A little long in the tooth. Yeah. Like, oh, the places you'll go. Not for me. So this is why you want to read it. Yeah. To read to my child that night. For a second, I was like, oh, Blake can't read.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Like he has a hard time. He's busy catching up on idle. Yeah. Yeah. I'm downstairs watching idle. Here's a book. I'm talking about someone to read to my children in place of me. So I can keep watching basketball instead of tucking them in. Yeah, that makes sense. So the nighttime, I'm we're just now getting into like a real nighttime ritual because when they're true newborns, they're just kind of asleep all the time.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Right now. Huh? Yeah. Hmm. Hollywood. What's the Hollywood ritual? OK. A baby, right now. Huh? Yeah. Hmm. Hollywood. What's the Hollywood ritual? OK. A baby, a ritual. Yeah. New it kind of gave me his whole ritual that he does. Yeah. A little run of show. Yeah. OK. The whole nighttime routine, right? So I don't. So now we're like, now it's a routine.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Yeah. We're walking it back. Nice pivot. So now we're like, you know, doing the bathing, doing the bottle, and then the night time, you know, turning the lights off, getting the little sound machine going, you know. Tucking them in.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Yeah, you got the sound machine? Oh yeah. We got a little sound machine. What do you guys go with? Babbeline Brook, White Noise, what are we talking? We're White Noise family, yeah. We're Babbeline Brook, White Noise, what are we talking? We're a white noise family, yeah. There's White Noise. Our entire upstairs, every room has a White Noise machine. That's what teachers called you in high school behind your back? You got White Noise? I got White Noise for third period.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Here we go. Yes, boy! Dude, that is such a good nickname for Dyrs, going to a predominantly black high school and he's just the one white kid in a class. Fucking white noise over here. White noises, yeah. Whenever the babbling brook or the raindrops, I don't fuck with that. Because if we ever have a vacation, sleep with him in the same room and
Starting point is 00:10:06 that's going on, I'm not sleeping. Dude. Adam, that reminds me the one time we went to Catalina and we were like sleeping on the boat, you played fucking the loudest, like water noises. So it sounded like the boat was taking on water. I was having like a panic attack while you were sleeping. You thought you were submerging? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Oh, I thought we all enjoyed that. You easily could have told me to- Oh my God. It was so loud. It sounded like the boat was taking on water. I thought we were dying. Blake slept with his life jacket on. Hey, Blake.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Justin Kessler. I think you need to stand up for yourself a little more because that's an easy pivot, buddy. I'm your buddy. You could have easily gone, Hey, no none of this noise or a different noise I'm not gonna interrupt whatever you and Chloe are doing. I think we know what guy Blake needs to hire Who's that the guy who goes and like stands up like a backbone guy? Yeah backbone man. Yeah Yeah, you need to hire your asshole. You're too much of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:11:07 You're an asshole in your life. You need to hire an asshole who just goes, I just want a hot asshole. Yo, Adam, turn off the fucking rain, the rain, the jungle noises that you have going on. That person didn't give me the correct change. Can you tell? Rainforest Cafe.
Starting point is 00:11:24 That waitress at Rainforest Cafe didn't give me the correct change. Well, I'm sorry I did that to you. I do turn on like a white noise or some kind of noise. I don't know what I did that night, but usually it's a white noise on the boat specifically because you end up early in the morning, you start to hear other boats and people on the shore and you just, it's very loud. You hear whales and shit just fucking... Yeah, you just hear seals trying to fucking attack.
Starting point is 00:11:52 You left a bag of chips out on the deck, and the seals are just going ape. Arrrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, arrr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr? That attack humans? Uh, no, I know, I know a guy that was attacked. Oh, shit. I'm living in a nightmare. The floor is yours. Mm-hmm. He was surfing, and then, but he, the seal was like, kind of like, telling him to step off. I think his seal had like his seal kids with him. Sure.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Pups. They're called pups. And so he just wasn't, because it was in the surf spot that was breaking. And I it's not my story to tell. I kind of forget exactly. It's like a friend of a friend. Clearly. I'll give you a little I'll give you a little background noise. Adam's like surf water pup zone. But anyways, he was fucking bit by this seal.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Go ahead. Paint the picture. Yeah, there was a dude surfing when the seal bit on his heel. I almost got attacked by a seal. This is a seal attack right now. I almost got attacked by Blake's seal attack. You ready for a seal attack, brother? I jumped, I was in Laguna Beach, and I jumped off a rock and landed on What I thought was another rock exactly and I slipped and turns out it was a fucking seal who was
Starting point is 00:13:14 So mad at ya. Oh, yeah seals are their own re mm-hmm. Yeah Undeniably mad at me so I hear an angry seal. They could they could be uh They'd be pretty vicious. I don't know if you have angry. You know, I was listening to a bunch of shoddy the other day as one does. And it kind of blew me away that seal and shoddy never did a collab. Oh, did has shoddy ever collabed with anybody. Has she ever done a duet? That's a good little question right there.
Starting point is 00:13:46 I feel like she kinda keeps in her own lane. I don't know. I will say, let's name three Sade songs, cause I don't know if I could. Sweetest Taboo. Yeah. Play me a little Sade, Blake, cause I don't know if I know.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Yeah, why don't we play. You wanna hear a little Sweetest Taboo. What is the most famous song? I mean, Sweetest Taboo is famousoo? What is the most famous song? I mean Sweetest taboo is famous, but no the most famous is um let me skip up, okay? I mean I and then seal comes in and goes Dude she's okay the fact that Dyrs was listening to this the other day God, you're so cool dude You have to tap in
Starting point is 00:14:31 I've never once tapped in I think you would enjoy it, I think it's undeniable Oh, it's the best I wouldn't even know how to tap in If it isn't Beastie Boys Radio or Blink-182 Radio or Rage Against the Machine radio, I don't even know how to listen to other music. The most famous song she has is Smooth Operator, probably.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Oh, so that one is it. Yeah, that's it. I mean, yeah. Here, you wanna? I'll play the first one. From Indecent Proposal, This Is No Ordinary Love. It sounds like Br got a fast forward. We got a fast forward of llama.
Starting point is 00:15:06 We got a fast forward of llama. We got a fast forward of llama. She's so sexy. I mean, I don't know this song, but I do want to have a slow, slow pump sesh. Okay. That's what I call having sex. Oh, I thought you were saying you wanna work out to that. That would be dope.
Starting point is 00:15:26 No, no, no, no. I thought it was J-O. No, no, no, having sex. Yeah. So is who we are. Well, we all thought it was something else. It's been a while. Pump fest. It's been a while.
Starting point is 00:15:34 It could be a couple of things. It's been a while. It's not really a fest these days. You call it a fest, huh? Okay. Or a ritual. Mating ritual. A slow pump fest. Oh yeah, I think Shade would work.
Starting point is 00:15:47 But Shade and Seal, guys, hello, do you like money? Yeah, I'll take that. Oh, she, Anna saying Shade, and by the way, Sadie, how it's spelled, is that how it's spelled? Sadie. Because it looks like Sadie. That is correct. Or Sadie.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Yeah. Okay. Some people say Sade, but I believe it's shot a shot shot a he has a hard shot I like I like that. She's doing her own thing with this name And it's just saying like I'm it's gonna be sexy the way I say it where is she from be the most popular name? Is it in Brazil somewhere S a de? She's Nigerian British. It's like when I go to Minnesota it's not a big deal. Okay, so maybe in Nigeria shoday is just like fucking Jeff or something. Yeah. Yeah Emily yeah, Emily
Starting point is 00:16:39 My name is like Jeff where I am from unfortunately Where I'm from, unfortunately. My name is Jeff. By the way, this is my hog. Enjoy your pump ritual. So, Shaday's collaborated with Jay-Z on the song Moon and the Sky for her ultimate collection set. Yeah, but that doesn't count. I don't know. Sure. I'm not interested in that as much as I would love to see, like, Seal.
Starting point is 00:17:03 We're talking a duet. He seems like the male Shaddae yeah, that makes a lot of sense like them together Yeah, and come on is is his real name seal. There's no doubt okay? Yeah, his parents named him seal his parents the parents saw him and they're like that's a seal That's a seal his name might be something like wildly complicated for like Western Audiences and when he came in they're like He looks like a big fucking seals what you look like
Starting point is 00:17:29 I read I would rather not use that name at all. I hate it Do you want money or not? His name is seal Henry on re a loose a gun? Alumidi at Dola Samuel. This is why I want someone that reads aloud for me. Yeah. Holy shit. He looks, uh, is that Nigerian? Is that what's happening? It's definitely something.
Starting point is 00:17:49 He's Canadian. It's definitely something. Everyone's something, just for the record. Everyone's something. Not everybody, man. I'm a nobody. I'm nothing. I don't relate.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Yeah, there's nothing here. Sewell Henry. Some of his kids are god cats these days are shitting in cat boxes in the bathrooms. Oh, no, let me tell me they're installing kitty litter in the kids' bathrooms. So he was born he was born in Paddington, London, England. Sure. OK. So, yeah. So his parents just truly just named him Seal.
Starting point is 00:18:27 That is wild. Yeah, that's that's pretty shaggy Why not walrus that's a cooler name right and what's cool is like I wonder if he kind of looked like a baby seal when he was born Mm-hmm a pup. Yeah, it looks like a little pup and they're like, all right Yeah, I almost named Bo piglet sure All right. Yeah, I almost named Bo Piglet. Sure. Look like a little, little, little piggy. Little piglet. I was so close. I was so close to naming him Piglet. We know how you work.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Yeah. As a white person looking down at my feet and sometimes thinking they look like, like little pink pig hoofs, it's one of my least favorite things about being white is that my feet look like the feet of a pig. Hot, hot, hot, hot! Are we recording yet? Are we on? Do we start? What up? I am Dramos, host of the Life as a Gringo podcast.
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Starting point is 00:22:49 I would I would need it would be like a whole thing. I went to a podiatrist when I when I took the one. Remember when I found that random stitch in my foot from 30 years ago? Yeah, that was the wild podcast. Hi. Yeah. I was at the podiatrist. I'm like, what's good with this? And he's just like, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:23:06 It doesn't hurt anything. What's good with this? Nothing. Nothing's good. It was Dr. Brozark. So I got to speak to him. I said, it's all G. It's all G, bro. It's all G, son.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I mean, there's no way this is a stitch from 20 years ago. Wait. That's what it is. Oh shit So he essentially was like it's it if it bothers you we can do something about it If it's like a big deal, but it doesn't matter at all and you're and basically your feet are so fucked up looking anyways Like it's not gonna be it's not gonna hurt my health. You're fucking disaster, my guy. They're just horrific looking. Just let me know when Chloe starts hiding mail that comes from you. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:23:51 What's this from a lawyer? It's nothing, it's nothing. Just take care of your goddamn feet. Oh, because she's gonna divorce me? Is that the joke? Yeah. I mean, why would you cry about it? That one hurt.
Starting point is 00:24:04 I'm just saying, if you have a fungal foot and... Well, it's the first time Adam's been hurt on Pod. I'm just wondering about the pump fests. That one actually hurt, brother. Wow. Wow. Uh, I've actually never thought of that before. Uh, that could happen.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Fuck. Wait, there's a huge, huge pile of mail in her office. I'm pissed now. That one hurt. She does have that huge pile. Wait a second. What is that? I guess I'm just wondering, this is a huge fungus that you just aren't taking care of?
Starting point is 00:24:37 Yeah. No, the doctor said fuck it, bro. That's correct. The doctor said it doesn't matter. He's like, it won't hurt your health. It's a cosmetic thing. It's totally fine. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:24:49 It's like it's a cosmetic thing. And I'm like, well, my feet are already disgusting. Laurel's Barclay. So fuck them. Okay. So fuck them. But that being said, when I look down at them, I look like, if my feet were just poking out
Starting point is 00:25:03 of a children's bed, that's the scariest thing. Like, I kind of feel like what I have when like my son is a little older, he's having little sleepovers with his friends. I might just dangle my feet under a bed. Wait, but is it fungal? I don't. It's too. It's too fungus, dude. They're like yellow. Wait, wait. This is all I'm saying is that like when Namba is a swimmer, like sometimes you get athlete's foot because everyone's on their deck barefoot.
Starting point is 00:25:28 And like there's fungus that's there. So if you're just, I don't know, fungus is, you can fungus spreads. Yeah, that shit might, that might start going up your shins and then it's at your knees. It's not. It's not. I've had them for years. I've had it for years. The fungus. The fungus. Look at my toes. Next time you next time. We're all barefoot together. Hey when we were on the I'm not taking my shoes off around you no more dude. I don't want that. It's not gonna hop on to you I'm hopping on to you
Starting point is 00:26:00 How often are tippy toes rubbing for real not often I don't I can't remember the last time. And they haven't, you know, I've been in the same bed with Chloe for going on nine years, and her toes, chef's kiss. They're great, they're great toes. Okay. You know, my toes.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Chloe's got toes. Like, so many thumbs down. Garbage man's kiss. Across the board. Yeah. It has, if my toes were a movie, it would have the worst rotten tomato score. It would literally be rotten, like worse than Game Over Man. Worse than worse than any movie I've been to.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Game Over Man's rotten tomato score is so low. Like there are movies that are terrible that I have been going on and like checking the rotten tomato and they're better than ours. It's like, what the fuck? What is it? Well? I think once because if you're a film critic nowhere got a higher score than us what the fuck? Well, it's pretty fun movie, but it is a great movie But it's if you if you are a film critic you absolutely don't want to see my taint Mm-hmm. I think second they say, and then you also maybe don't want to see a man
Starting point is 00:27:07 get his face sliced off in a meat slicer. That part rocks. I mean that part does rock, but we're not film critics, because we're not fucking dorks. You know what I mean? Film critics are such dorks, dude. That is true.
Starting point is 00:27:19 I mean I will say the audience score is way higher at 47%. That's good. That's good on Rotten Tomato. I wish that I agreed with almost any of Rotten Tomatoes. Well, it's a, they've been exposed. It's like kind of a shitty thing. They've been exposed because essentially they, a critic will write a negative review and then they're syndicated in papers across the country and then those negative reviews is counted like 15 times or however many papers he's syndicated in.
Starting point is 00:27:59 So it's a fucked up way to do it and so if you're if you get a negative, if you know, you get a few negative reviews, it's like you got 40 negative reviews. OK, if there's if they're syndicated. And a lot of times these guys are. Yeah, I mean, but also, like some of these movies where they get like a 99 percent, you're like, oh, so like what what did like Goodfellas get a 97? And you have an I guess just you're like, what the fuck are we? I don't know. It's just crazy. Oh, yeah, I know. I I I and I think I'm OK with knowing that I'm just never going to get if it's a movie that I'm the lead of these critics. They're not they're not for it.
Starting point is 00:28:40 They're going to and that's and that's fine. That's fine. You know, I'm OK with it. They're not for it. They're gonna tomato. And that's fine, that's fine. You know, I'm okay with it. Can you, I'm looking at the worst ranked blockbusters of all time. Can you guess what leads the list? And that's a list they've made?
Starting point is 00:28:54 Yes, these are the lowest. Cool site. Lowest tomato score. Can you guess what it is? And this is on RottenTomatoes.com? Yes. Lowest blockbuster score. Is it Wild Wild West?
Starting point is 00:29:04 Wikiawawa, I bet Wikiawawa's on there, dude. It's not. Rotten Tomatoes dot com? Yes. Lowest blockbuster score. Is it Wild Wild West? Wicky Wawa. I bet Wicky Wawa's on there, dude. It's not. Because I remember that was a fun one for critics to just shit on real bad. Destroy. It's not. It's an Adam Sandler movie.
Starting point is 00:29:17 I'll give you that clue. Oh, it's the one with him as a woman, right? No. Jack and Jill. That was a fuck. Jack and Jill? That's a banger. That's my dad or whatever.
Starting point is 00:29:26 That's my boy. By the way, Wild Wild West is number 16 on the list. Okay, so that's up there. 16%, so really good pull. I like where my head's at. Okay. Was it That's My Boy? Not That's My Boy, who was in that, is that?
Starting point is 00:29:40 Okay, and that's Samberg, and by the way, I like all the sailors movies even the ones I was just gonna say we can't keep naming movies that we think are the worst, I think it's a brilliant It's a brilliant film. Yeah, you got a rewatch. So I'm not saying we aren't saying this. I know I know we're just saying I know I know I think I think even the critics good appreciate and by the way there. I mean Appreciate them mr. Deeds. No That's a great I know I'm just I'm just, I'm just. Ed Haston.
Starting point is 00:30:25 I honestly don't know any other movies. Sandy Wexler. No, it's actually kinda, I'm kinda pissed about this, but I've never seen this movie. All right, well just tell us, I don't wanna shit on every. It's Grown Ups 2, Grown Ups 2. Okay, okay, I did not see Grown Ups 2.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Grown Ups 2, older now. Followed by Little Fockers. Oh, Little Fockers. Crazy. Did I see that? grownups to grownups to older now followed by little Fokker. Oh, little Fokker. So did I see that? And then this is where they lose good. They lose all credibility. Every fucking credibility flies out the window when I knew he was looking for every, every credibility, every credibility floats out the window.
Starting point is 00:31:04 You know how you lose. Oh, you have one credibility and then there's another credibility. Yeah. All these credibility have gone away. They're telling me that Crocodile Dundee 2 is 9%. Are you fucking crazy? Okay. Alright, and we walk away. This is insane.
Starting point is 00:31:19 You pieces of shit. Are you fucking crazy? Hey, fuck you, Rotten Tomatoes. And, uh, Stupid Rotten Bitches. You piece of shit. Fuck you, Rotten Tomatoes. Are you fucking crazy? Kiss my dick. I'll give a shout out. Please kiss my dick.
Starting point is 00:31:36 I think it was, uh, I know it was a McBride show. I can't remember if it was Vice Principals or if it was the Baseball one. Eastbound and Down. But they used the score from Crocodile Dundee 2 that I was obsessed with for a very long time. And I wanted somebody to sample it on a hip hop song, never happened.
Starting point is 00:31:54 I'm sitting there watching Eastbound and down and I just hear it fucking kick on. And I was like, no fucking way, they just used that. Kung-ne. Dude, Crocodile Dundee 2 is a super impactful movie for me. Like that movie. Yes, I thought he died.ee 2 is a super impactful movie for me. Like that movie. I thought he died. The end is insane.
Starting point is 00:32:08 The switcheroo. Unbelievable. Anybody at T.I.Nation, if you haven't seen the film, you gotta see it and then go to Rotten Tomato and boost the fucking score. I like it better than one. Oh, way better. I mean, Rotten Tomatoes, it's I mean,, they've lost all, all, every credibility. Oh, this, they're out the window.
Starting point is 00:32:28 The credibility, they're out the window. Yeah. Crocodile Dundee 2, that is a fucking banger. That's crazy. When he's got the, like, is that the one where he's got the rope in it, like he's calling the bats? Yes, guano. That sucks.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Go down the top 10 list. I bet there's gonna be some bangers here. Well, the next one is Dr. Seuss, the cat in the hat. Dr. Seuss is the cat. Okay, that's Mike Myers Okay, yeah, which great makeup. Hey, I thought it was kind of fun. It was it was kind of scary I never saw it. Yeah, we might need to check that out. Let's watch it together Yeah, we should we do a pod co-op or you watch them then we talk about on the pod We all bring our kids and make them watch this bad Did you hear that where they fucking watch it along with cat in the hat
Starting point is 00:33:14 Hey, it's not a bad idea. I'm sure it's out there. It's not a bad idea. It's not hey keep going We have 40 more minutes. Okay, then we got couples retreat. Yeah, darn Vince Vaughn Jason Bateman. Well, okay, that wasn't a great movie. I've saw it. It's not great. I didn't love that movie, but also considered one of the worst movies. 10%. This is insane. That movie was during an era where like I think the batting average for comedies was pretty sky-high. It felt like you could go to see a comedy almost every weekend and be like, I think the batting average for comedies was pretty sky high. It felt like you could go to see a comedy almost every weekend and be like, I think that was the funniest movie of the year. And then you'd see another one in two weeks and you'd be like, well, fuck,
Starting point is 00:33:54 that was hilarious. And I think it was in that era. What era, what era are you talking about exactly? Cause I thought the two thousands. Yeah, this is 2009. That's a little late. That's a little late that's a little late 2008 yeah this was probably the end of the whole era but I mean like when it was like killed it killed the era that's why they're so mad when it was like old-school into anchorman into early Judd Appetown movies into what all those other like yeah Seth's movies like shit was people were coming on fire they were coming on fire. They were coming on fire. They were credentials were out the window and cum was on fire, baby.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Yeah. Yeah. You're you're not wrong. You're not wrong. The hangover movies were blossoming or sprouting. Yeah. Like Dodgeball was like like if dodgeball came out now, it'd be everyone's favorite movie. Then it was just like kind of like second tier. Yeah. Wedding crashers. Wedding. I mean, dude, it was people were, as Blake says, fire coming on fire. No, dude, if dodgeball came out now,
Starting point is 00:34:53 it would get a one percent on Rotten Tomatoes and it would be critically panned. And also people would be afraid. People would be afraid to like it because it wouldn't be cool to like a dodgeball movie, but back then you just watched it you just watched it Yeah, people were like critics like people weren't critics back then. I think the gen pop would love it right now I don't know. I don't people like to people like to dunk on shit more than they like to uplift stuff nowadays That's true. And you're blaming Michael Jordan for that? I am.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Chalk with Thunder? I would like to blame Vince Carter for that. Vincent Carter. Lebron James. By the way, Anthony Edwards dunk the other night? Oh my god. Anthony Edwards. Oh, I thought you said Anthony Anderson and I was like, damn, okay.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Yeah, dude. Wow. Is there like a celeb? He dropped the weight and now he can dunk dude. Yeah It was a really cool episode of blackish. You gotta see it. Yeah More of a mixed-ish. I think that shows off the air. But yeah Okay. Well look look who shows up again coming in at number seven grown-ups one Unfortunately, they really hated these grown-ups Look who shows up again coming in at number seven, Grown Ups 1, unfortunately. They really hated these Grown Ups movies. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:36:07 I kind of thought they were, I mean, I don't know if I, truly I don't know if I saw the Grown Ups movies. And this is Sandler, it's Spade, Chris Rock, and Kevin James, right? Yeah. Yeah. They gotta be sorta funny. I, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Oh, for sure. Sandler movies are, I mean, there is at least a billion jokes in it I mean the guys are joke joke machines. Yeah, so it cannot be the worst movie ever Yeah, and then number eight and nine is fifty shades darker and fifty shades freed What is free? Uh, you know, yeah, I think they made like three of them. Well, she finally like got out of the basement. Like this is kind of weird. What the hell is 50 Shades of Frid?
Starting point is 00:36:51 She's like finally escaped. What the hell? From Ders's basement of terror. Yeah, we got to check. Dude, people were legit, Matt. I posted the photo saying that it was you of like that What was he German Norwegian? It's this yeah Norwegian serial killer and the guy like torture. I don't think it was Norwegian Austrian Austrian. Yeah, that's it. That's what we just don't do that
Starting point is 00:37:17 We yeah, that's way scarier. Yeah, that's way scarier Burn churches and durst looks exactly like him and people are like how dare you post this photo of this guy? And I'm like I'm saying my friend. I'm making fun of my friend Don't think twice also you were like that's not him that's durst. I'm like that is durst. That's not the guy pal That's not the guy. That's my friend Doris That's not the guy pal. That's not the guy. That's my friend. Double down. He's eight, 70 year old man. Eighteen doors, that guy. Okay. Okay, so, all right. So we didn't see those movies.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I bet they're not great. Yeah. I guess Dakota Johnson's kind of on a roll of movies that are critically panned. Cause I think the, Madame Webb came out and people fucking hated it. Yeah. They were bummed on that one.
Starting point is 00:38:04 But I think she was also bummed on it. But then her like PR train was like I mean I worked with her She's she's pretty funny And I like how she just doesn't let people fuck with her. I don't know what this movie is. She reminds me of like an like if Bobby Althoff that Podcaster right was, was an actress. Was a real person. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Fuck it! I get the similar vibes from them. Just like, I'm cool over it. Mmm. Yeah. No, it's less that and more like, I think when people bait her, she's just like, I'm not doing it. And they go, you're not gonna, she's like, no.
Starting point is 00:38:44 She's not playing the game, but yet she is. Not playing along. Like she's the one who made Ellen, like she's the one who goes on talk shows. What'd she make Ellen do? When she's not playing the game, like if you're doing a bit or whatever, it can seem like it's going over her head
Starting point is 00:38:59 to someone who's like in comedy, but she's, and that she's like, oh, I'm just kind of like ditzy, but she's not. She just doesn't think you're funny. And so like Ellen was trying to like fucking do jokes and she was like, huh? And then she was like, Oh, you don't get it. And she's like, I get it. I just, you're being, I hate you. No, I pick her thing. I, I watch, I actually saw this randomly. I know what you're talking about. She said, it was like she invited Ellen to like her birthday party.
Starting point is 00:39:27 You don't get it. And then she was like, ah, I wasn't invited. She's like, you were and you didn't come. Yeah, she wasn't playing the game. You were invited and you did not come. What is this episode of Ellen? I gotta see this. Yeah, and she's like, aha,
Starting point is 00:39:38 and Ellen's trying to like get past it. She's like, why? Why didn't you come? Well, you had something better to do. And you're like, ah. That's a good bit. And it was like mad awkward, which made for great television. So yeah. And then who was the other one? There was another. Was it Fallon or was it Kimmel? Yeah, but I'm not shitting on Dakota Johnson. I'm like, I also, no one, no one likes my movies either. So no, no. This is just the 50 shades.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Would you like to know the number 10 spot? Our final. Oh there's only 10? No no let's stop at nine. Good call. And that's our top nine. What would number what would it be? There's no way that video game
Starting point is 00:40:23 one where like everything was like a video game. Oh yeah. With, um, the dude from game of Thrones. Maybe. I think that was a Sandler movie too with the Pac-Man shit. Yeah. Pixel. Is it that?
Starting point is 00:40:36 Pixel. No, it's not that good. Yes though. It is. I'll give you a hint. It's a CGI. There are CGI characters in the film. This is the number 10 spot. CGI characters. Okay, give us one more clue.
Starting point is 00:40:51 Because that's not CGI or animated. Is it animated or CGI? And what is the difference? Roger, this can't be Roger Rabbit. No, it's not Roger Rabbit. It's CGI. CGI characters. Okay, give us one more. This is fun for us. And everyone listening. It's a property.
Starting point is 00:41:10 It was a show when we were kids. It's a property. What the fuck? Fuck you, Blake. Inspector Gadget. Great guess, Ders. Wow, man. You guys are guessing really good guesses. Well, Ders is guessing. But Inspector Gadget, I rewatched it the direction is
Starting point is 00:41:27 Bonkers, it's crazy. Like whoever directed that knows how to make a movie I just don't think they nailed what that was anyway, I would love to yeah, I need to watch that I want to watch shots are crazy. I want to watch mr. Magoo as well. I bet that's pretty fucking funny Oh, yeah, Adam you any uh, any you wanna see? What is this movie? I am excited to go back and watch a lot of animated movies with Bo when he's old enough in like a year?
Starting point is 00:41:54 When you start watching movies and shit Three, if you're a good parent Immediately I gotta wait three years Forget the white noise machine just play fucking movies Well he watches a lot of the idol Right the HBO show idol. Yeah, he's a big fan of that He can't stop watching he doesn't know why I think we waited till three with our oldest and now we have a two-year-old
Starting point is 00:42:20 Who like we let watch some of what the movies are at the house. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That seems fair. What's number 10, Blazer? Give us one more hint, one more hint. So everyone at home is playing, if you're just screaming into your iPad right now.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Yeah, you're like, God, these guys are fucking dumb as fuck. We know it's Harry and the Hendersons, dude. No, it can't be, that's a classic. Okay, here you go. It's the star of the movie is Jason Lee. Jason. Oh, Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Damn it. Alvin and the Chipmunks. Chipwrecked. Chipwrecked, guys. Dude, how could Chipwrecked... How? Fucking Rotten Tomatoes, you stupid fucking idiots. How? Because Rotten Tomatoes... You fucking idiot. If? Because rotten tomatoes. You fucking idiot.
Starting point is 00:43:05 If you have a slogan that, for a sequel, Chip Ratt? Chip Ratt, yeah. That's great. It's already 15%. And remember their other movie, The Squeakwell? Yeah, that's the greatest title in a movie of all time. They're the best. You're already, that gives you 35% out the gate. You're just tacking percentages on beyond that.
Starting point is 00:43:25 That's crazy. And what is the lowest percentage? And what is Game Over Man? The lowest? What is the lowest? I think Game Over Man was 18 or 13. I think we're 22 or something, would be my guess. We're 18.
Starting point is 00:43:37 18? Pretty low. Oh, shit. I missed the lowest one. Number one. Number one. Was M. Night Shalemansans The Last Airbender at 5%. 5%.
Starting point is 00:43:49 See, but that's all the airbender people going on, Rotten Tomatoes and going hard. Yeah, that's crazy. And being like, this sucks. Get out. And being mad about it. That's crazy, because the audience score is 30%. But the-
Starting point is 00:44:01 And it's probably all the dog lovers going on and giving us shit. Yeah, man. Fuck, dude. Oh, I bet giving us shit. Yeah, man. Fuck, dude. Oh, I bet. I bet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:09 And that is Ders' fault. I will say, yeah, that is 100%. I'm going to say this till the day I die. I wrote it, but when we watched the cut, I said I would take away that frame from the top where it explodes. I would cut away from that because you're seeing the dog in the thing and then it just explodes. And I was like, I would cut before that
Starting point is 00:44:29 so you don't see the dog and then it explodes. And so you are saying it's our director, Kyle Newitch High School. You're putting it on Kyle. I'm saying I said that out loud. And then he was like, what? He was licking his fingers, eating a baby. What he said at the time were baby back ribs.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Little did we know. Yeah, little did we know. They were the back of a baby's ribs. Little did we know. Oh my god. That was my suggestion. I'm so fucking hungry. I definitely wrote it.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was your, you really fought hard for that bit. I remember early on, we were like, well, we could not do the dog killing. And you were like, the dog is killed in this movie. I know, but I was like, dude, we can get like seven of these things. And then you guys told me that they don't actually kill
Starting point is 00:45:16 a bunch for the shot. And then I was like, well, then maybe we don't need to do it. I came up with the best fix like 10 years later or however long it's been. We should have just in the credits, had the little dog walking around with the use of a skintendo suit.
Starting point is 00:45:30 So it's still kind of like alive. Like dancing to a very expensive song. Yeah, and it's like. So, but the blood was, it truly exploded. Yeah, but it's still, everybody's like, oh yeah, the dog's still alive. Right. Or like pictures with the crew all holding it, like a Fairly Brothers movie where they're like, the dog's still alive, right or like pictures with the crew all holding it like a Fairly Brothers
Starting point is 00:45:46 Movie where like the dogs get like we all love the dog. Yeah Yeah, maybe next time next time baby game over fucking rotten tomato Yeah, I would love to make that movie with you guys like a a true, let's just do a true 90s wacky farce with each other. You know? Yeah, I would love to do that with you guys. Let's find that money. What up? I am Dramos, host of the Life as a Gringo podcast.
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Starting point is 00:49:36 the conjoined twins movie. I'm like, oh yeah, stuck on you. Yeah. I bet that has a low rotten. Dude, I love the Fairly Brothers movies. I think they're so fucking great. Of course. Yeah, they're hilarious. Dude. I mean, he's made some of the, like the fact that he, Peter Fairly, the fact that he did Green Book. Which one is Green Book?
Starting point is 00:49:53 Mahershala. And then he made the greatest beer run ever and then went right into Ricky Stinnicki. Wow, what a run. Hot, hot, hot, hot! And I haven't seen Ricky Stinnicki yet, but I'm like. Ricky Stinnicki, that script has been around for...
Starting point is 00:50:07 Ever. 20 years? Yeah, I remember back in the day, it was gonna be a Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey, right? That's such a crazy story. I don't understand how, like, how good is a script that it sticks around for 20 years, but doesn't get made?
Starting point is 00:50:22 Yeah. Like, who's hanging on to the script? Someone made it their mission to get that made, their life mission. 20 years but doesn't get made. Like who's hanging on to the script? Someone made it their mission to get that made. Their life mission. Someone really wanted that movie to be made, yeah. Why? Isn't that crazy?
Starting point is 00:50:32 I don't know, it's Hollywood, dude. I don't know, I have not seen it yet. It's probably some darks. I'm sure it's pretty funny if it's a Peter Fairley movie. He does do a great job. Toasty! That's it. Oh, here's the...
Starting point is 00:50:45 The rap wrote a thing two weeks ago about Peter Fairley breaks down the 15-year journey to get Ricky's Taniki made, so... Wow. So, was it in his hands the whole time then? So it was his movie? I guess so. I'm not... Okay, then that makes sense if it's in one guy's hands. Yeah, he wrote... I guess he wrote it. the writer and director, Till's rap, yeah. Wow. Good for him then.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Yeah. It finally saw the light of day. So that's, he's the reason that it gets made, because Peter Fairley has so much juice, baby. Yeah, passion project. And I love that he just goes from like wacky comedy to an Academy Award winning movie, the green book, was that what it is? Yeah. That won an Academy Award winning movie, the green book.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Was that what it is? Yeah. That won an Academy Award? I believe so. And then he goes and makes Ricky Smith. He bobs he weeps. Like a lot of times when people win an Academy Award, they go on that train for a while.
Starting point is 00:51:38 They're like, I'm a filmmaker. They become Adam McKay and they're like, I'm making. They get pretentious and they wear weird clothes. Say it. Yeah, you wear weird clothes. They get eyewear. And no shots fired against of McKay and they're like, I'm making... They get pretentious and they wear weird clothes. Say it! Yeah, you wear weird clothes. They get eyewear. And No Shots Fire gets out of McKay, because I'd love to be in one of his pretentious movies,
Starting point is 00:51:51 but... Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not for me. I think it'd be kind of tight. I think it'd be kind of tight.
Starting point is 00:51:59 No, not anymore. But he didn't do that, which I think is cool. Who didn't do that? Peter Farrelly. He just made the green book and then immediately was like, and then I'm back on my fun comedy shit. Yeah. He said that, actually.
Starting point is 00:52:15 To go and I'm back. So tell us about Rinkus and Nicky. Well, I'm back on my comedy shit, guys. I'm on that funny. I'm on that funny. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams or giveaways? I would like to give away a bunch of t-shirts at the Atlantic City gig on April 19th! It's coming up!
Starting point is 00:52:41 I can't wait! I think we're almost sold out. Yep. We have to be, we have to be at this point. I have not checked, but. Sorry, I didn't finish my sentence. I think we're sold out is a thing they want us to say, so we urge you guys to buy tickets.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Get in there before it's too late, baby. Yeah, but no, I do think it's almost sold out. Atlantic City is about to be hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Burn that fucking city down, man. But also respect the establishment. Also respect the establishment. Atlantic City, Hard Rock. You know what?
Starting point is 00:53:15 Hard Rock, dude, that's cool. Dude, the Hard Rock Casino, that's sick. I bought a Hard Rock shirt in Seattle, and it had a very strange fit to it, so I didn't wear it. It was like super tight on my shoulders and then long as fuck. So Hard Rock Atlantic City. Well maybe that's just how bodies are,
Starting point is 00:53:31 like the kids that are buying Hard Rock t-shirts, maybe they're just long and lean now. Okay. Yeah. You know, they don't got that wide swimmer back like you. Fair enough, that's true. Can you wear it to the live show, please? Yeah, maybe I'll take some scissors to it.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Well, without a doubt, we all have to get dope, hard rock gear, whether it's- We've talked about spending $1,000 on a jacket. Was it 800 or- $1,000 on a leather- I thought it was 500. I said 500. I think we went up to 1,000.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I think we did. Oh no. I think we did. And we're getting matching Letterman jackets. You were like, we have to. Oh no, no, no.. That's what I said. And we're getting matching Letterman jackets. You were like, we have to. Oh no, no, no. Yeah, you what? You were on board before, Blake.
Starting point is 00:54:08 I don't know why. Maybe you hadn't had a ZOA that day. I'm drunk. I was drunk. We gotta get matching. I'm drunk now. Card Rock Atlantic City Letterman jackets and wear them for the show.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Why not? Yeah. Let's get sexy up there. I'm down, I'm down. I do want a I want a good Atlantic City dinner on Thursday night. Oh, let's do it. I'm still gonna send it and by dinner you mean Martini vodka Drink our dinner that night
Starting point is 00:54:42 I Can't wait. Yeah, maybe I would love to take back the rotten tomato score for crocodile Dundee too. You are so wrong. Can you cue up the score for us to go out on? Very, I mean, I know it builds very slowly, but if you started it now, it'd probably be pretty great and you could run for 45 seconds. I'll pay for it.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Um, that's very nice of you, Adam. Thank you. No, no, no. I don't remember the soundtrack. I I'm excited to hear it for what feels like the first time. Yeah, it's going to, it's going to be a minute. I mean, dude, if, if anyone else knows how to end a podcast, like we do fucking step up to the streets on me, it doesn't seem like they have crocodile Dundee too.
Starting point is 00:55:27 They do have crocodile Dundee one. The first one then we'd like, we like my cover. It might, it might work opening titles. So do you have any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams there, Jersey? I don't think so. Uh, epic slam Blake. You're a bitch. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:42 It just seems like it's not that epic. Yeah. That was that epic at all Sorry classic plant slam, so this is the song that you're no. Oh here we go Wait what? That's 15! Dude, it was just building! Just play it, they don't- That's 15, brother! I'm sorry!
Starting point is 00:56:06 We'll get a cease and desist, they'll pull it out later. Rules are rules, brother! I'm sorry! Anna, can we just have it play it and if someone flags us on it, we just cut it later? Ders said he would pay for it. Let it play, dude. Okay, hold on, let- I'll- wait. We can play it and then we can-
Starting point is 00:56:26 Cut it down in the edit. Yeah, this is one. Two has stronger vibes. I mean, it does, and it kind of gives like a sexy- It builds, dude. Oh yeah. And the woman who was in that movie- Yeah, we can't give more than that.
Starting point is 00:56:40 God damn. All right. I know I said white people at pig's feet. Okay, crocodile. She does not. Okay, crocodile. That's not a knife. I know I said white people like crocodile. She does not Okay, that's not no I mean dude coming off of that song. I guess this was another What's this one? I don't know, the walkabout bounce. Oh my god. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:14 This is him walking around New York City? Yeah, oh my god. That's not a knife, this dude. And then Reginald Vel Johnson says driver? And he has like the boomerang satellite on the limo? Yeah, fucking rotten tomatoes. Bitch ass rotten tomatoes. Bitch ass rotten tomatoes. Wait, but is that Reginald Bell Johnson?
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