This Is Important - Ep 199: Are The Guys Low T??
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Today we talk about...
Whoa, this is what you call a glory hole?
I like the loud farts, dude.
I like them.
I like the...
I'm the one who knew Gus Gus.
Fuck y'all, you all aren't Disney.
Here we go.
Woo!
Go back, go back, go back!
Whoa, Adam!
Wake up! Wake up!
You guys even know what this symbol is, dude?
Is that SEAL Team 6?
No, no, no, no, no, it's a new emblem.
Corinthians?
Okay, Corinthians. Christian Rock. No, no, no, no. No. Oh god. Here we go. Should I go?
It's whoa
That's their new I don't know how I feel about it I do not good not good
It looks like a cock ring from song. Yeah
It looks like something you put your dick in
and then you can't get it out of it.
Yeah, a cock ring from song.
You try and pull it and it's worse,
but if you leave it there,
it just kind of becomes part of your dick.
It's like a Chinese, what do they call it?
The Chinese...
Finger trap.
Finger trap, yeah.
And what is Chinese?
Yeah, those are my favorite.
Okay, no, not this time.
You better not do this shit.
Say it! I'll stop the podcast. I like those Chinese finger traps. Okay, no, not this time. You better not do this shit. Say it.
I'll stop the podcast.
I like those Chinese finger traps.
Adam, have you heard,
because the back logo, that ship,
Yeah, I think that's right.
but it kind of looks like a yacht.
That's the problem, is it looks like a yacht.
It's supposed to, right?
Well, it's supposed to look like a ship.
No, if you really analyze it,
it's like those are the sails,
but it looks like a yacht off first glance
Okay, do you want to we're talking about this Los Angeles Clippers logo if we haven't said it all the new Clippers logo
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a little indifferent. I understand. I guess when they talked about
Changing I hate change the the the name change people were adamant that they did not want a name change.
Whose people? People internally or outside of Philadelphia?
Philadelphia. This is the Los Angeles Clippers.
I know. It's a joke from last week. I don't know if you remember.
I don't. It's too long ago.
I love it.
This is internal.
No, this is a...
Genpop. I love it. This is internal. No, this is a Pop people Jen pop survey that they did and it came back and it was
Overwhelmingly positive that they didn't want to change the name
They wanted to keep because why in your estimation of why anyone would give a fuck to hang under the name clippers history
Well, I think it's because if you've if you've been a fan of the Clippers for so long
You want to win as a Clipper you because you've been a fan of the Clippers for so long, you want
to win as a Clipper.
Because you've been the person that people have kicked and they've thought that your
team sucks.
Even if you go to the games, they don't let you on the court.
Wow, dude!
That was security that wasn't the Clippers.
The Clippers people are very nice to me.
I was probably a Lakers security.
I'm sure. I might be a Laker fan, that guy.
But who?
How long have the Clippers been an L.A. team?
Uh, since like 86 or something.
Great year.
And then, you know what?
86, 86 the name.
OK, wait a minute.
Yes, points.
That's a long time.
I guess I'm just like, you're such a second fiddle.
No, I don't know.
I'm like, who fucking cares?
I know you don't care because you're not a Clipper fan or really a basketball fan besides
women's college basketball.
Hold up.
Yeah, but like, I understand Lakers.
Lakers ain't going nowhere.
Are there any lakes around here?
No, but keep them because they're historical.
Well, for sure, because they've
won championships. But I think the thing is, is Clipper fans, they want to keep the name
because they want to then win a championship under their banner. And if you change, if
you change the name, then, then it's like you, it's almost a stamp of like, if you're
a Clipper fan, you meet another Clipper fan, you You're like oh, we've been through it. We've had our ups and downs right we've
We went through the bad days the good days the worst days
We've had a very racist owner. We've had maybe the coolest owner in sports history and bomber
So and now I think we're turning the page.
I don't know.
Who gives a fuck?
Who cares?
No, it makes sense.
To me, it just doesn't seem like,
it doesn't seem like a team that matters
as far as a name like that.
Like Chicago Bears, New York Yankees.
Like these historically,
like Boston Bruins,
like where it's, it's it.
Clippers.
I'm like, why don't you guys switch it up and maybe you'll win, dude.
Well, you could maybe shake a curse loose or something, but I think with sports,
changing anything in sports is weird to me.
Like the fact that like some rules are starting to change with like kickoffs and
footballs, it just messes up all of like that new rule, but it messes up all the
stats from the past, like if the sport is all of like that new rule, but it messes up all the stats from the past.
Like if the sport is flawed, like that's just it. But now you can't compare. You never, you never
could compare though, but everything's changing all the time. No, because people are playing on
like turf now and it's like, well, I don't like that. So the game's way faster. You know, they
should wear meat helmets and play on dead grass. I mean, look, as you guys know, we're going through this
of swimming as well.
There's things that change all the time.
Technology. Who cares?
Paul Biederman still has got the rig in the 200 freestyle from a swimsuit
that's been illegal for 20 years.
That's what we're talking about.
I guess I guess my thing is who gives a shit.
No, but you can't compare it anyway.
It's like when people talk about LeBron versus Jordan.
It's like LeBron's using moves that didn't exist when Jordan played, but Jordan changed the game in his day.
Like, you know, like it's irrelevant.
The rules change. It doesn't really bother me all that much.
But the name changes for the fan base. I understand.
Yeah, it sucks.
For the fan base, for other people that aren't fans. Yeah, obviously who gives a shit. Why do you care? But then you just end up going to Mitchell and
Ness and getting some throwbacks like nobody gives a fuck. What are the Oakland A's going to be
called in Vegas? Probably the Las Vegas A's. Yeah, it's tragic. It sucks. And I feel very hurt by
that. I feel I feel backstabbed, betrayed. I want to get over it. Even the players don't give a
fuck. Like those are the people who really don't care.. Even the players don't give a fuck. Like those are the people who really don't care.
Well, the players don't give a fuck
because then they get to live in Vegas instead of Oakland.
Oakland.
Like Oakland sucks, dude.
I mean, there's nice parts.
OK, Blake.
Where? Where, dude?
Where are the nice parts?
I would have.
Jack London Square is lovely this time of year.
I would have loved if you, when we were on tour,
when we stayed in Oakland,
if you would have showed us the nice part.
Because remember, security had to take us
to walk down the block.
They're like, don't go outside.
And we're like, the hotel?
And they're like, yeah, just stay close to the buildings.
Stay close to the building, what does that mean?
Like literally keep a hand on the building.
Keep a hand on the building. Don does that mean? Like, literally keep a hand on the building. Keep a hand on the building.
Don't let anyone talk to you.
Gross.
It's okay. We had a great time.
We ducked out, but we had a lot of fun.
Clippers. I did.
Family emergency is the best.
Yeah, Clippers.
I don't know. I don't know.
Because you're dealing with all these logo changes anyway. So just like, I don't know, I don't know. Because then, because you're dealing with all these like logo changes anyway.
So just like.
I don't know. Clean slate, clean slate, sick jacket, though.
I dig it.
It is kind of fire.
I actually I do like the jacket and I bet the emblem is going to I'm going to end up liking it.
The cock ring from saw.
Yeah, the cock ring from saw.
I'm going to end up liking it on a hard.
I didn't mind the L.A.
and then the sea wrapar, which people like, hated.
People are like, well, that's ugly.
And I was like, and we're posting that now to YouTube.
I don't even know what that is.
But yeah, I think a lot of people know what that is.
You can't please everybody.
You can't please everybody.
You just got to fucking.
What is the the Arizona hockey team is moving to Salt Lake City?
Are they keeping their names? The coyotes or whatever?
That I don't know.
Yeah, that's a good, and they're moving to Salt Lake City.
I didn't even know this.
From Phoenix to Salt Lake.
Can we play a fun game?
If the Clippers changed their name, what would you name it?
Well, see, it makes sense because LA,
there's a lot of boats here, you know, we're on the ocean. There's like a makes sense because LA, there's a lot of boats here.
We're on the ocean.
There's a lot of marinas.
There's ships.
It does make sense that we are the Clippers.
The Lakers make less sense.
So you don't understand the game?
It's Ingle.
I'm not disagreeing with that.
I just said if they did change the name,
what would you think would be a very apropos,
to use one of your new words
name for a Los Angeles basketball team? Well I don't know if I was a
I like it I like it too I think I'm gonna say the same thing is this a naughty is this a naughty thought I see a smirk for me and I like I like
Like what's coming? Is this a bad boy naughty thought?
Because I have my word of the day and I was trying to slip it in right here
But but now I know I can't because you guys are obviously gonna catch it
I'm not gonna say it cuz I know you guys are good Why don't you use it in a sentence cuz damn right?
Well, of course I can but then you got it'll be the big word in the sentence and then let's hear it
That shit's important. Well, I'm going to slip it in later and you guys won't know. Okay. Okay, you won't even know dude
Now throw out like a kind of a false flag here for for the name and we'll go
Oh was that word of the day, but then it won't tyrannical
I don't really I don't even like this game because I don't want to change the name of the Clippers
So I don't even want to I don't even want to spitball on possible names. Okay, okay
Will you put us on mute and then Blake you can go?
So are they still Los Angeles or because they're relocating to like Inglewood, right?
Oh my God.
Let's move on.
Yes. I just said, what if they did change the name
and not just the logo?
What would you name it?
Well, you could be the Inglewood.
Bacon wrapped hot dogs.
Bacon wrapped hot dogs.
That's kind of hard.
Cause we're up to no good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. The Englewood bacon-wrapped hot dogs.
Yeah.
It's so good.
It's pretty good.
You never had so good.
Yeah, that is pretty good.
I don't even know if I want to go.
I feel like how am I going to...
That's not fair.
Yeah, we should switch the Clippers, the name that it's been for...
It was in...
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It was in the...
It was in the...
It was in the...
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It was in the... It was in the... It was in the... It was in the... It was in the... I don't even know if I want to go I feel like how am I yeah, yeah, we should switch the Clippers the name that it's been for
For it was it was the Clippers in San Diego, too
So it's been a very long time if they've been the Clippers
So yeah, we should change it to the bacon wrap hot dogs. We should build a two billion dollar stadium
To change the name to the bacon wrapped hot dogsnier. The jerseys are flying off the shelves.
It's funny.
Dude, that's like, there's so many like minor league teams
that have really cool names like Modesto Nuts.
Those are pretty, pretty sick.
Well, the Rancho Cucamonga Quakes.
That's pretty hard.
Bakersfield Blaze.
Quakes is better than Clippers.
Quakes is cool.
Until there is a huge earthquake and a lot of people die and then they're like, rebrand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I disagree. And when we win the championship this year,
Okay.
Then you guys will all eat your words and Clippers will be cemented as one of the great teams in NBA history.
I like that. I like that for you.
Yeah, I think and then if they don't, sorry, I meant to say when they don't, what? Then what?
And then we just keep on sucking. But it's like I'm a Nebraska
Cornhusker fan. We haven't been good for 20 something years. I'm still going to root for them.
You know what I mean?
Can I tell you something about the Cornhuskers?
Great name.
Not trying to change that at all.
Love that.
Cornhuskers is cool.
I like that.
They don't need to change it.
I think a lot of people would disagree with you
and say that that's a stupid fucking name.
But I don't.
I like the name.
But it is.
It's super duper Nebraska.
It's super duper Nebraska, yeah.
Yeah.
I thought it was shucking corn.
What is the difference between husking corn and shucking corn?
That I think is the same.
A shuck and a huck.
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It's farming shit.
It's farming shit.
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Husking corn is the act of removing the husks from the corneers.
Another term for the process is shucking.
So I got it right, man.
What if they pivoted to Nebraska corn shuckers?
That's kind of hard.
Would you be down?
I mean, the shuckers, the shucker, shucker fuckers, the shucks.
Oh, shucks.
You're fucking disaster, my guy.
Go shucks yourself.
Shuck. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. Go Shucks yourself? Shucks?
Yeah, if you are like a gang of chicks
that just really want to fuck football players,
you call yourselves the Shuckerfuckers?
That's kind of a tie.
That's kind of a tie.
Yes, man, look at this.
We're in, dude.
I'm telling you.
Yes, points!
Scores.
I think it works.
It's a slight rebrand,
but it reinvigorates the crowd.
For that one, I'm willing to change.
Not the Clippers though, not the Clippers.
Go shock yourself.
Clappers.
Yeah, I don't know.
Don't we have Cougars here and shit?
Like the P22, oh my god.
So I would say if you're a burgeoning team in LA,
and you're- Burgeoning's the word.
Burgeoning's the word. burgeoning's the word.
It's gotta be.
It has to be.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, son of a bitch, man.
I had him, like, come on.
Oh, man.
Goodbye.
You got me.
Without even like a question.
Tom Bergeron, have you seen the movie Sniper
is starring Tom Bergeron?
Bergeron.
He was in Major League, what is it, Bergeron? Tom Bergeron He was in Major League
What is it Bert Bert Bert? Tom Bergeron's from Dancing with the Stars. Is it Bergerine? Is it Bergen or Bert?
What is it? Bergen record?
Bergenene like Bergenene. Bergenene. I think you said Bergering and I was like, that's a bitch. No, I said Bergenene
I said Bergenene. Play the tape. And so and that means like
Like you're the beginning of something.
Sure. So thank you, Webster.
No, I knew Blake didn't know what the fucking meant.
What? You're a stupid dumbass.
I know what that means.
So if you're a new team, I think, yeah, you can be the Quakes.
You can be something cool.
But if you have any amount of history, you have a fan base
and you have to respect them.
And that's-
Who is the most legendary Clipper player
in the history of Clippers?
Michael Oluwakandi.
Well, dude, cause it only really,
we only got good in the 2010s when I became a fan.
And that would be, I mean,
the greatest is probably Chris Paul.
And then now it's Kawhi. Great warrior.
But even like bad teams have like a legit stud and they're just like struggling on their own.
No we never did. But you're thinking about like bad teams that were actually like good in the past.
Yeah like Charles Barkley on the suns back in the day it was just like him and then that white dude.
Yeah but they were good and they would make it to the Western Conference finals.
Because he was so good.
Sure. We never even got close. We never even made the playoffs. We were historically the worst team
in the league and that's why it's cool. That's why it's cool to be a part of the league.
Yeah. Chris Kamin. Chris Kamin.
Yeah.
Legend.
Yeah, dude.
Chris Kamin said we're switching the name up.
Baron Davis
I talked with him the other day love that guy. Yeah, my job that guy bear on Davis
I told him the story and he was like cool
He was like I don't get it. No our people reached out to your people you said no
No, they were it was during the season so he couldn't and he was playing but the story is so the bear code and workaholics
The bitch better have my honey. I'm gonna have some fun. Instead of getting we're like, what was the plot?
We're gonna give it to mark Summers or or no is mark. We needed Clippers tickets. Yeah, and then
Mark Summers was there
It happens at the very end. No member like like the whole episode is about us trying to get to a Clippers game.
Clip show.
And because you, your third love, Shrek, like Shrek's.
Yeah.
So she'll Sydney Derdepe.
Yeah.
Uh, you, you, we promised them that we would go to a Clippers game, but we thought
we had tickets in hand, so we like do everything to get Clipper tickets.
We ended up getting to the stadium. We don't in hand. So we like do everything to get Clipper tickets. We ended up getting to the stadium.
We don't have them.
But then as we're leaving, I'm wearing the bear coat.
Mark Summers is rolling out.
He's like, I need that coat.
And that's what gets us in the game.
Right?
Something like that.
Dude seems like we could have tightened up that plot a little bit, but you know, it was loose and fun.
And that's, uh, that's what people like to buy.
We're calling it seems like you're explaining the bike holiday.
Yessir.
Yeah.
It's been a while since I've seen that episode.
I just know Dyrs was in a tank of horchata to win tickets.
I just know that my whole thing in that episode was I liked Escalades and I
still get people sending me pictures.
If they like walk past an escalator like,
I bet you like this.
I'm like, it was a show.
Yeah.
Dude, escalades are pretty fire though.
That was probably the most flex SUV.
That new E1 looks crazy.
That was the most flex SUV you could have for a minute.
Right?
No, your word of the day is SUV.
SUV, that's it.
So now word of the day is just when you flub something.
Your word of the day is the dumb shit.
You're not allowed to try and talk that way.
Dude, Blake is burgeoning on learning how to pronounce words.
XUV?
Yeah.
What was a better SUV than that?
I would say maybe a Tahoe.
Tahoe's were pretty fire.
I think an Escalade. Yeah, Dwarves. Are they not made by the same company? Yeah, would say maybe a Tahoe. Tahoe's were pretty fire. I think an Escalade, are they not made by the same company?
And the Escalade is just the better version of a Tahoe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're way better than Tahoe.
Range Rover is always top of the line.
The Range, the Range.
Although I think I say in the episode that like a Range Rover's
gauche or something, a little too bokeh.
You do. You used the word gauche.
Which gauche is a good word of the day.
That would be very good.
Gauche, fuck yourself.
For sure, when you pitch that joke, I'm like,
Range Rover, what else was that?
I mean, is this H2 era?
That was like the LA Hollywood whip was the-
I think this is a little before.
Oh yeah, they were all over the place.
And you always kind of thought it was turtle from entourage every time you saw it
You're like, is that turtle kind of always turtle is that turtle? Is that Jerry Ferrara? Yeah
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I believe it's G-Force.
I believe it's G-Force.
Wow, I did not even know that that's something that's real.
I've never seen it, but...
That sounds impossible to me,
based on the fact that you just named the sequel
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Is that real bad? Yeah, you would like recalls are common. I don't they have to recall every single one of them
That's crazy, dude. There's only like
4,000 but still well why do mean, I guess I live in Orange County
and Los Angeles and there's probably just way more here.
Yeah.
I see them constantly.
Yeah.
I'm always seeing them and they're the ugliest things.
Yeah.
And you know, Happy Dad Seltzer.
I like them.
Happy Dad Seltzer.
Sure.
Of course, yeah.
You know that.
Not quite as good as Ashlyn, yeah, not quite as good as Ashlyn
But yeah, not as good as Ashlyn not even close to as good, but they have a wrapped
Cybertruck that drives around Newport Beach, and I'm like oh
It makes me not like their brand and I
I've never had it. Yeah, but it makes me not like it. I will say that yeah, it's it's an acquired taste
I don't think I would want to own
one, but I would like if I was on vacation, I think it'd be fun as fuck to rent one. Well, sure. But
I mean, it'd be fun as fuck to rent just ATVs for the day, but you're not going to commute. That's
true. You know what I mean? It's like, that's yeah, I feel like that's kind of what I just explained.
Point counterpoint, bro. You just got burgeoned. Yeah, that's burgeoning. Yeah but you wouldn't want to drive it every day Ders. Correct? You just got burgeoned bro and that's a XUV. Yeah that's what I'm saying
I wouldn't want to own one but I'm happy they exist. I think that they're cool. I just don't
want them in my drive. I'm just initially seeing the pictures of them. I'm like, oh shit, this is straight up out of Robocop.
These are gonna be so dope.
Very total recall.
Yeah, now that you see them on the street,
I'm like, hmm.
I do not think they're cool.
I think they are hideous.
I think I actively dislike them.
And I thought they were,
and it makes me like them a little more
that I found out that they're not that expensive.
Yeah, like they are expensive cars or new cars, but like they're I thought they were like 200 grand or 250 or something.
And you can get them for like 60, 70 grand.
OK, not yet. I think that they're 100 right now, but they're coming out with a motor that's 70.
I thought I just looked it up.
I can see it.
Well, that's because they crash into the wall a motor that's 70. I thought I just looked it up. Freaking see ya.
That's because they crash into the wall
and the accelerator gets stuck.
So they're like.
So you could get like an old one that will crash into the wall.
For 760 grand.
It's a high discount.
Now we're talking.
Yeah.
All you just got to be on your toes.
OK, so the price of the Cybertruck starts at $81,000.
So I was off.
And those are available now? That's what it says. The price of the Cybertruck, $8181,000. So I was off. And those are available now?
That's what it says, the price of the Cybertruck,
$81,000 and goes up to $100,000.
Ooh.
Freaking seal.
I think the ones that are $100,000 are shipping now.
And the next model is starting at $60,000.
Right, and again, not cheap but pretty cool.
I think the only way they would be cool
is if they were three times bigger.
Like they were humongous.
Like they take up two lanes on the freeway.
That would be fucking cool, dude.
And that's cool.
That's a problem.
Yeah, that's cool to you.
I think that would be cool.
The one that they drove out originally at like the show or whatever was larger.
It was bigger than this one.
Yeah.
I want it to be gigantic.
It's just kind of just a little bit bigger than a Toyota truck.
Have you guys ever seen those six by six G wagons?
I have not seen that.
They're like two wheels in the front and then four wheels in the back.
God damn.
And six, but like huge G wagon with also a pickup bed lifted to the fucking heavens.
This is the way they're like a million and a half bucks
thats a xuv baby
i like that
what if i was a big truck guy
i dont really carry myself that way
but what if that was my shit
like fucking ashton kutcher had that giant diesel one
blake walks around with
small dick energy
but i want you to
pizza pizza i want you to have more small dick energy, but I want you to,
pizza pizza. I want you to have more bigger dick energy.
And yeah,
you want me to start swang and nuts?
Yeah, swang some nuts.
Isn't a huge truck small dick energy?
Hey, no dude.
I'm trying to get Blake to play a huge truck.
Oh my god, damn dude.
And we're back brought to you by Zoa.
Do not come.
It would be cool if Blake was a weird car guy.
Yeah, I could see that.
You're not really an anything kind of guy, are you?
That's the meanest thing anybody's ever said to me, dude.
You kind of have no remarkable,
distinguishable characteristic about yourself.
No, you get... hair. Way to go.
You got the hair.
Gotcha, bitch.
So if I just let mine grow, I'm what you are.
Well, you're a Jeep guy and you have a Jeep.
I love Jeep.
But you're not a, what I'm trying to say is you're not like a...
You're not my friend.
You're not a good friend to me.
You could have went to the basketball game with me, and you didn't go
the Jeep you're like when people say they're Jeep people they like have dumb tires on it
It's not only they collect little money jeeps. Yeah, they got a Jeep wave. I don't do the Jeep wave. I don't
I don't participate mmm see and when you Durs, he's like a Tesla guy.
When he first got the Tesla, he wouldn't shut up about the Tesla.
It was constantly talking about the Tesla.
And that was his personality.
Was I?
Yeah.
Yeah, you talked about the Tesla quite a bit.
Yeah, you were showing us the charts and shit.
It was weird, dude.
Yeah, we were hearing a lot about that Tesla.
Yeah.
It's weird.
Yeah, specs.
And I feel like I'm just a go-fast guy.
I'm not really that brand loyal.
I just want to vroom vroom.
It's science.
That's kind of my thing when it comes to cars.
You've got to get a really, really, really fast one, man.
Come on.
I've got a GTS.
Hello.
It's pretty damn fast.
Hello.
Is that fast anymore?
I'm not trying to be, you It's pretty damn fast. Hello. Is that fast anymore?
I'm not being, I'm not trying to be,
you know, flying the ointment here.
Well, it's not a Tesla.
It is in a Tesla, but it's fucking fast.
This is a Macan GTS?
Nope, this is a Panamera GTS.
Oh, this is the Panamera.
Beautiful. Oh, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beautiful bean foot.
You know who would like this conversation?
Kyle!
Is that a, it's a V8, the GTS?
The GTS is a V8, correct?
I do believe so, yes.
Wow.
Wee-oo!
But it's not a turbo.
It's naturally aspirated V8.
Is that what we're talking about here?
It's not a turbo.
It's not a turbo.
But it sounds better than the turbo, I would argue.
Oh, I don't know.
See, this is when I'm like, oh man, I wish I was a car guy.
Yeah. Fucking intriguing.
So you would know what the hell we're talking about.
Yeah, because it's about the sense.
I will say I don't want to get a Tesla or electric car because the sound sucks.
Like I like the turning on the car.
Dude, you know how bad ass it sounds when I pull up to somebody and I go later?
Yeah. Yeah. like the turning on the car dude you know how bad ass it sounds when I pull up to somebody and I go later yeah yeah that's not fun like I'd like I like the loud farts dude I like I like going through a tunnel
and just whoop whap it's a good time yeah I just don't want to go to a gas station anymore I'm like when I
take my wagon to the gas station I I'm like, people still do this?
How do you know what the new flavors of fucking ZOA are
if you're not in the gas station?
I go to 7-Eleven.
If you want to get an exclusive flavor,
they've got mango wha-wha.
Actually, Amazon's a pretty good place for it too.
Yeah, Amazon also sells ZOA.
Costco, yeah, Costco.
Dude, it's that BD, baby.
I love it.
Yeah, but going to the gas station is just like
another thing.
I like to go to the gas station,
cause I'm with Blake.
I like to go with-
Well, you go to Glory Holes.
Yeah, I go there for the Glory Holes.
Right, and that's-
Are Glory Holes still a thing?
You can do that at a charging station.
Really?
Cause there was a Glory Hole at the truck stop
that we used to always go to in high school.
Oh, really?
It was called Truck Haven.
OK.
Allegedly.
Allegedly!
Not allegedly.
What happened?
Yeah.
And it was called Truck Haven.
OK.
What happened?
Sop Brothers Truck Haven.
And you'd go there.
There's glory holes.
And if you stuck your dick through it,
they'd chuck your corn.
A hot babe with whiskers would suck your cock
No obvious I didn't stick my dick through there but I did suck a handful of dick
We did all like go like holy shit. There is there is a fucking hole here
Like this is for dick sucking for truckers that just go like,
And that's real. And that's real.
That's real. Who put the hole there?
Yeah, I know, because that's we talked about this too, because it's metal.
Right. Like, how do you get through this?
I mean, one of those old school, like, drill things where you crank it
and it's like a wide bit. Hand drill.
I guess so. But these are also truckers,
so they got tools.
Yeah. Sure.
And also their dicks are super calloused.
And who's taping it off?
Cause like they like to tape around the edge.
Wait, Ders, wait, what do they do?
Ders knows a lot about these glory holes.
What do they do?
And like, you know, sometimes there'll be handles
that they've drilled into the wall to hold on to
Who does that who does that work?
Yeah, be a mirror right here so you can you know people look at like to look at themselves
Yeah, you and you're like, oh you get these little mirrors. Yeah, like kind of there'll be a little tray for a drink
I think you could buy them at the truck start. They'll get a pool noodle and they'll make it like a little bit larger
Yeah, dude. Yeah, I do want to we we just do something called Pimp My Glory Hole, where we like soup up gas
ate, we cross the country and we go and we go, whoa, this is what you call glory hole.
How old's this thing?
And then we pimp it up, dude.
Yeah, dude.
I like that.
I like that.
We put in some Bose speakers to set the mood.
Rocked you by Pornhub.
It's just a full aquarium. You're just wet.
Yeah.
You're just standing in an aquarium. There's fish.
Yeah, there's fish all around you.
There's those fish that chew the dead skin off your feet and I guess it kind of adds something.
Exhibit is kind of, you know, I haven't heard a lot from Exhibit.
He might be looking for some work.
Yeah, where's he at? Exhibit is kind of, you know, I haven't heard a lot from Exhibit. I was, he might, he might be looking for some work. Yeah.
Where's he at?
Yeah.
X still has to give it to us and I want him to give us a Pimp My Glorial.
God, that'd be great.
Yeah, I like it.
Hey, go ahead and stick your dick in there.
See how soft that is.
Oh, that is good.
This place was wild because we would get there and we would, we would be so drunk.
Like that's, that's where you would go to like sober up at the end of the night and and it's like
let's go to the glory let's go to the glory hole and so I'm sorry is this like
this is on like a freeway yeah what take us through the it's off the side of the
freeway it's called truck Haven and okay allegedly allegedly and that was like on
route for going from like home to home.
Yeah, it's kind of a little bit of ways, but not it's like a few miles.
We would drive 40 miles.
No, it wasn't. It wasn't that far.
We were living in the suburbs.
So like it was very close to like the country and the interstate.
We're like, as soon as you left Omaha, there's
nothing for 5000 miles.
So so you this I'm sure it was like the place that the trucker stopped to get
gas before they head out of town or stopped to fill back up or whatever.
Oh, yeah. I'm sure they fill back up.
Yeah. And so so we would go there to like sober up and eat pancakes and eggs and shit
because they had like a like a diner.
Yeah. Blake, pancakes and eggs and shit because they had like a diner. You got Blake, pancakes and eggs?
No, I'm like, you trust those pancakes.
What's in the batter?
Oh yeah, it was great.
Oh boy.
It was great.
Come on now.
But you would see the little lot lizard slurping about,
just wiggling through.
And you're just like, oh man, this is a wild ride.
And so I always thought it was funny when,
remember when I first met Kyle,
he kept saying how he wants to be a trucker.
Remember how we always say that?
Yeah.
It got me thinking why, and it's the glory holes,
it's the lot lizards.
It's the pancakes.
It's the pancakes.
It's the metaphor.
Loose but whole.
If I could just drive away from all these problems.
Amen.
Wherever you go, there you are.
It is a trip though, like,
cause when we were on tour, we like,
we did drive, did we drive to Nebraska?
Yeah, we drove to Nebraska from Kansas City.
Yeah, and it was Tulsa to Kansas City,
Kansas City to Omaha.
And you'd just be on the long lonesome highway,
and then all of a sudden out of nowhere,
it'd be like, porn barn.
And it would just be like this huge barn of porno.
Like, what the hell happens there?
That seems cool.
People buy porno.
Is that not a thing in California?
I feel like driving up to Wisconsin from Chicago,
that was like a big deal.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I know exactly the porn barn that Blake is talking about and guess what there's a glory hole
there too. Allegedly! I would hope so yeah that's where I want my glory hole
that because they don't serve pancakes there I'm guessing. I think we pulled up
in one and there's like little peep show things where you can like put the video
in and the guy would just come in and be like you're not allowed to jack off in
here and I'm like yeah. Well what the fuck jack off in here. And I'm like, yeah.
Well, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
I'm 18 and a half years old.
I'm not jacking off here, but I need to see some porn.
Oh, this is, this was 1974.
Yeah.
I'm gonna start saying mind you
at the end of sentences by the way.
That's my thing of the day.
Because you're that old?
This is 1974 mind you.
Really? Cause you're that old? I'm 1974, mind you. Because you're that old?
I'm that old, mind you.
Thank you, Blake.
Yeah, I remember going into the porn barn outside of Omaha
and going, I was like looking, like just checking it all out.
Because I remember, it was like literally the first time.
I'm 18 years old.
It's the first time we were like, let's go.
Taking it all in.
18 in a day.
Yeah, and we were so high.
My nautical star tattoo was fresh.
Mine too.
Let's smoke weed and go to the porn barn.
And go to the porn barn.
We went to the porn barn, and we're just like all kind of
looking, checking it out.
And then I kind of wandered in the back room and looked at
the little rooms to jerk off in.
And I'm looking at it, and we'm like, wow, this is crazy.
There's a glory hole there, and then a guy's behind me,
and he's like, are you using this?
Yeah.
Tight one.
Blood hole.
So polite.
He's like, excuse me.
Mind you, are you using this?
Pardon me.
That's not how it works.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Are you using it?
I can also go after you.
Are you done with the glory? And I go, I'm a burgeoning porn
collector and I'm just here to collect some pornos.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Me and my friends rented an XUV came out here.
We're high as fuck.
I was just about to burgeon his glory hole.
Mind you, the more you've tried and use that as a joke, Blake doesn't,
it doesn't take it away. No, I like it. I like it crazy. No, you're trying to own it and guess what we own you
Oh, I just remember the sections and like kind of browsing around and then seeing like the most
And and you guys come at me like how I came at you last week
Normal looking dad in like a suit.
Yeah. What's normal?
Exactly. What is normal to you?
It was like Kelsey Grammer from Frasier, just like arms full in the gay porno
section. And I was just like, is he even a gay guy?
Well, he's for sure closeted and that's how he gets his fix. I don't know. Maybe he's reselling.
Maybe he's a reseller. Oh, yeah, maybe.
It was like he's got to collect them all.
Yeah, that's probably true.
He looks at you go, it's not what it looks like.
I'm reselling. Oh, yeah.
That's cool. These are worth a lot of money, mind you.
He's like Gus Gus from
Cinderella where he's got all the corn he's got a whole stack of frickin porno up to the ceiling Yeah, we know Gus Gus. Okay, cool is Gus Gus the cow. No, he's a mouse
He's the fat mouse fuck is Gus Gus. You don't know Gus Gus from Cinderella
No, no, I'm a 40 year old man. How do I know Gus Gus?
Yeah, when Gus Gus when Cinderella came out that was like it was a cracking as Disney movie. That was like the 50s
Yeah, that you weren't born when Cinderella came out mind you.
Mind you!
Well done Adam.
When did Cinderella come out? Cinderella was popping that was like a-
No, it came out in 1636 or 1634. yeah, but it was it was still cracking in the 90s
I know Becca just put it in the chat. I recognize this character. That's Gus Gus. He's a legend
It's cuz you have two daughters right you you watch we don't watch Disney nobody watches old Disney movies anymore
That is straight from my childhood. Why hang on. Why does no one watch old Disney movies?
1950, by the way.
Mind you.
Because animation like that, nobody...
You gotta be like CGI, Pixar.
That's where it's at.
No, dude. The OG shit is hot.
Kids don't like that shit.
No, they do.
And the entry point, the entry point...
Adam's very familiar with reaching the entry point.
The crest. The crest, the crest.
Iron Giant.
I mean, Iron Giant is a flawless film.
And that's how you get back to the animation.
Then you're watching the rescuers,
you're dipping back into it, baby.
None of that is Disney, by the way.
That is outside of Disney.
That is like Fox animation.
It's on the Disney app.
Well, Iron Giant, I believe was Fox.
If we're just talking about OG animation,
my kids watch 101 Dalmatians on God.
Yeah, that actually really pisses me the fuck off, Blake,
that your family doesn't watch any Disney.
That really peas my biscuit.
And what's the cutoff?
Is it Aladdin throwback?
Hey.
Yeah, Aladdin is throwback at this point.
Okay, my kids love that shit. Beauty and the Beast is amazing.
Really?
Blake, so when you take your children to Disneyland, are they like, who the fuck are these characters?
What is this? Why are we even here? This place sucks.
Take me around.
Or do you not take them to Disneyland?
Now there's Star Wars. Star Wars is like, that's still on and popping.
Have you taken them to Disneyland? I've taken my children to Disneyland. Yeah, okay
All right, let's check three times mind you won't let him watch the movies. I'm not a huge fan of Disneyland
I think that place is kind of kind of trifling sus. Are you gonna say sus? Yeah, you were does it trifle you a bit it was
It's kind of a little trifling big Disney. I don't know California land. I'm in Disneyland California adventure
Yeah, that place is he's like I don't know what it's called mind you I mean
I my son is obviously too young to go to Disneyland, but I
Rise get him a little teacup well throw him on Space Mountain scramble
True, but I think Disneyland's cool. It's like quaint and it's old-timey. I like that shit. I think it's rad. Yeah. Yeah, it's cool
Yeah, you gotta remember Blake's from California. He's seen it all. I'm not a Disney adult or anything
I'm not that I'm just not that guy. No one said you were relax. Okay, chill out
Well, dude me either
But I you could still like Disneyland without like wearing that denim jacket and fucking putting all the pins on
I know like scared going to get sucked in.
They're all in.
I'm the one who knew Gus Gus.
Fuck you all. You all aren't Disney.
I know Disney.
Go ahead. Keep going.
We're not. It's some argument of who knows Disney or not, man.
Well, it seems like it's getting that way.
You guys are saying I don't like Disney.
I don't expose my children to Disney.
Well, you don't. Well, you don't.
Don't say exposing children in the same sense.
Yeah.
You're the one who said, like, you know Gus Gus,
but then you forbid your children from watching Gus Gus?
Weird.
Yeah, because it's probably really problematic.
I'm not gonna watch Cinderella.
It's fucking-
We learned from our history.
Gosh.
That's why I got, oh, I can't remember the racist movie. Yeah, that's why I got a
Go, I can't remember the racist movie. Anyway, all of them on repeat. I tried to kill Oh, is that racist? Well, I think it's a I think a time to kill is about like
Racism and like well sure but it's I think it's on the right side of things, right? Sure. Sure. Sure
It's probably a bad. Well, actually I only watched it up to a certain point and I turned it on
I got changed this. it on I got changed
James yeah, well, then you just explained to your children like oh it was a different time like women had to wear glass shoes
Yeah, you explained to you them you go. Well my grandparents. They were all racist right and
parents, they were all racist. Right. And grandpa used to be racist. And then he became less racist as he got older and
society changed.
The thing about grandpa is now he's less racist. He's way less
racist. Way less racist now.
He doesn't say it. He thinks it, but he doesn't say it.
Because times have changed.
Times have changed. And I am the but he doesn't say it. Because times have changed. Times have changed.
And I am the first one that is not racist.
Yeah, I'm not.
Grandpa's less.
It's like the first one to go to college in the family.
I'm actually the first non-racist in my family.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Grandpa's less.
Less.
I'm not.
And you're actually probably going to be so not racist that it'll end up being
racist.
Being kind of racist.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kind of racist how not racist you are. racist. Being kind of racist, yeah. Yeah, kind of racist, how not racist you are.
You're going to hate grandpa for it.
Yeah.
For sure, you're going to end up hating grandpa,
without a doubt.
It's the circle of hate.
But I had lucked out, and I had kids old enough
that grandpa will be dead by the time they end up
hating grandpa, by the time they're old enough.
They'll dodge that.
Thank goodness.
They'll dodge that. They'll dodge that.
Blake, no Jungle Book?
Jungle Book rocks.
Problematic.
None of these movies play in my home.
I was testing you.
It's actually problematic.
None of these movies play in my home.
It's just don't.
The old Disney just doesn't hit.
Did you ever give it a go?
Did you guys watch Tailspin as children?
What?
Yeah.
Tailspin?
Yeah.
I did not.
Remember how sick that tiger in a suit was?
Shere Khan?
Shere Khan, like when Idris Elba was on the wire,
I was like, this is Shere Khan.
Mm-hmm.
Did he play Shere Khan later?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I kinda don't remember exactly who you're talking about.
I remember watching tailspin, but I don't remember
You don't know Gus Gus. He was like the bad guy business suit tiger. He was sick. Yeah
That show was fucking sick
I'm gonna go watch the episode where they like tried to mail a letter super cheap, but then it needed to get there
It was a real like they sent it f-class and then they ended up taking it themselves
Yeah
We need an episode number.
If somebody could DM Anders, the episode number of tailspin is sliding to Ders is
DMs.
This shit works, man.
People know people know.
Oh my God.
Look, just Elba.
Yeah.
Voices, sheer con and the 2016 live action film, the jungle.
But how did you do that?
How did I pull that?
How did you cast it? Pull that I pull that? How did I pull that? You cast it.
Pull that.
He does have a cool voice.
I'm acting opposite Idris Elba in a animated movie
that should come out next year, yeah.
What?
Purple Sal!
No, we're talking.
Yeah.
Me and Idris Elba, we play dogs.
Couple of dogs.
Wait, so does that mean,
are you going to a wrap party
with him or what? Well, it's an animated movie so there's not really a wrap party
but I'm sure there'll be some kind of premiere that I'll go to and chop it up
with my boy Idris. You should throw one, just throw one yourself. Yeah, invite him out.
Dude, he's a cool motherfucker. He's so cool. He's probably the coolest. I think he
would have made a great James Bond. I'm kind of bummed that.
Oh yeah.
It's kind of a bummer that that didn't change hands
like 10 years ago.
I know we got some good, what's his name movies recently.
Daniel Craig.
Daniel Craig, I like those.
He rocks.
But man, getting a 10 years younger Idris
running around doing shit would have been sick.
That would have been so sick, dude. That would have been a game changer. shit would have been sick. But that would have been so sick.
That would have been a game changer.
I would have really enjoyed that.
Instead. I can we announce it here, Blake?
Yep.
Yeah, please do.
Please.
You guys, it's, it's going to be, I know there's a lot of like Aaron Taylor
Johnson shit that's smoking mirrors, baby.
Blake Anderson.
Yeah.
You're already here first is the next bond.
Burgeoning.
Yeah, baby.
Keeping them alive.
Just a little sneak peek. Can you. Yeah, baby. Keeping them alive.
Just a little sneak peek.
Can you do Bond, James Bond for us?
Yeah.
Bond.
James Bond.
Yeah.
Actually, not bad.
Kind of works.
Ders, can you, you do it.
You do it.
In like a real, like if I was in this movie and I had to say this iconic line in the scenario.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Blake just did it and I thought that was really good.
You just pulled your dick out of the glory hole and the guy's like,
wait, what was your name though?
Oh, okay, so it's cool.
Bond.
James Bond.
Cognac.
You're out of breath. You came so hard, you're out of breath.
I like that.
Yeah, this guy was just working me.
You're not fucking him. You just put your dick. I like that. Yeah, this guy was just working me. I imagine. You're not fucking him.
You're just, you're, you're just put your dick through a Glorial.
Yeah, but he took his time and you know, he, he, he like...
He took his soul.
He sucked his soul out of my dick.
He sucked your soul out.
Wake up!
I like to think he gave me a little rollercoaster, like a little up and down, a little not yet,
not yet.
And I go, oh fuck, this guy's good.
Okay.
Damn it.
Glorials are funny because for sure,
it's so like you imagine a chick sucking your dick, right?
No.
No.
I imagine nothing.
I imagine just the shadows.
I imagine nothing.
No, I don't imagine.
Well, then why the glory hole?
Then why not just get your dick sucked in the bathroom?
Because you're getting blown by a dude and you don't want to admit it
But you're on the road and you need some fucking dome fuck it. Yeah, so but you're imagining that it's a chick
That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, I thought you meant me. I'm like no I imagine that it's not a chick
I thought you meant like in my summation no no no no if you were to put your dick through a glory hole you are
Imagining that it is a girl on the other side, but what a hundred percent of the time it is not a girl correct
Not a girl
Imagine it's bond James Bond in the history of the world
I wonder how I wonder what the percentage is of an actual woman
sucking the dick through the glory hole.
In the real world.
Under one, it's under one.
Oh, way under one.
It's.0000001.
Yeah, I don't know.
I wonder how much, I mean,
they're still probably really in use, right?
Blake, it's like you still believe in Santa Claus.
What do you mean?
Because how did the presents get there?
Wait, it's not, it's not?
But it could be.
It's not a beautiful maiden on the other side of the wall.
Oh my God.
Oh dear.
Bond, James Bond.
That was yours.
No.
Adam.
Is that pretty good?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to take back.
Crikey.
Crikey.
Oi.
Oh, fuck off.
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Real quick, I just want to address this.
Okay, please.
Okay.
Yesterday.
Yes, yes, yes.
Package thief at the house.
Hate that.
Hate that.
Broad daylight.
Dude, your house too, and you live in a little cul-de-sac.
It's kind of hard to get down there.
It's very hard.
And I got the cameras.
Can't make out the plates exactly, but I'm going to get this fucking lady.
This lady gets out of her Volvo.
So this is a V on V crime.
Betrayed by your own kind.
By my own people.
And just walks up to my house pretending she's on her phone.
And I'm like, okay.
She's good.
Wow.
Picks up the package, goes right back to her car, drives away.
I post the video on like the local like neighbors app or whatever and someone's like fucking rob my neighbor, too
Doing it get her. We're gonna get her do so when your boobs are huge
So remember when I explained my clipper story in the the security guard the entire next day
I imagined like if I did snap and like how I would beat him up and destroy him and like what and I also like
Got really violent in my dream my daydream about how I would maybe bite his face off
Yes out of my fist at this person
Yeah, did you then think like I would have came out with a revolver shot her once in the leg got my package back
Yeah, did you get really violent in your mind like I did?
Yeah, absolutely.
And by the way, I just wanna note,
people say scenario now,
and we all used to say scenario,
and for whatever reason we're saying scenario now.
So the scenario that was in my head was that-
That's your word, scenario.
I come out, because I was home,
I was in the garage working out., yeah, you were no big deal. I was working out for this this this now fantasy that I have
Where I come out she's walking towards the car and I go
Excuse me, and then she just drops it and keeps walking but just before she gets off my property line
Yeah, I grab her by the fucking hair. Yeah, I just drag her back
Holding her out like this as she's spazzing.
Laying about. Yeah, she's all over.
So she like immediately like had a stroke or something.
I'm I'm ringing her neck.
And then I got the phone out over here.
I'm like, 911, we got one straight out of Ghostbusters.
Yeah, that was my thing. I was like, am I going to have to like,
what am I doing? Am I grabbing this person?
Am I holding them down for the police?
Am I just taking a picture of the license plate of the car?
And that's like the easier way.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
Finish him.
Or is this like the perfect opportunity to like curb someone?
Yeah, curb, curb stomp.
Now, I because when something like that happens to me, when someone
light her on fire, when someone does something to me and it feels like they've,
they've like stolen from you or you've been violated anyway. Yeah, you've been violated.
Or they won't, yeah, they won't let you back to your seat. I immediately, they won't let me go
back to my seat in the fourth quarter of a playoff game. Yeah. I immediately, the next day, or even
like on the car ride home, I would just, just imagining how I would have how this fight would have gone down and how I would have punched through his face and then I would have elbowed the other guy then the cops would have come, but they like couldn't get me off of them because I'm biting his face off.
Because I'm eating his throat. And if the Clippers organization is living right now...
Hypothetical, total hypothetical, he's not biting anyone's face off.
It's a hypothetical, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it, but it's like when Sandy Hook happened.
And I remember...
You've got the floor.
No sir, I don't like it.
And Ders and I, this was important, Adam you've got the floor. Whoa, whoa, what's going on?
Why, why?
Why, you liked Sandy Hook?
You were pro Sandy Hook, you fucking scumbag?
What are you saying, Mayor Blake?
Well, it's been a sec, no, it's been a sec.
Blake's bowing out because he doesn't think it happened.
It doesn't think it happened.
Yeah, you're that guy?
God, you suck.
The actors hired actors?
Go ahead, Adam, I'm with you.
Okay.
Sandy Hook.
So, when Sandy Hook happened, I was so mad, right?
I felt like, as a society, we were violated
by this fucking piece of shit that did it.
My ex-girlfriend caught,
I think I might've told this on the podcast.
You did?
Yeah, I was in my bathroom and she walked in
and caught me like choking out the air.
Like I was like, I was like in the bathroom,
like acting like I was getting the shooter.
And I'm like that, is that a normal thing or does everyone do that?
And I know that Ders does that to some extent just from what just happened.
Do you do that too, Blake? Or are you saying Ders just do we have more testosterone?
We're just freaking alphas, dog.
If you know me and my guy, Adam, we are alphas.
I don't need it.
I don't need any of this because my truck
is so fucking big, dude.
You can see me coming down the fucking street
in my huge H4, baby.
Okay, but when there's a,
you don't let your children watch Disney movies and you don't care about the kids at Sandy Hook. Okay, but when there's a, um, you don't let your children watch Disney movies and
you don't care about the kids at Sandy Hook. Okay. But you got a big truck. All right.
Wow. Wow. Okay. Well, I feel like you're putting words in my mouth. Yeah. I, yeah. You play
it out. You got to play it out. So do you get, when something like that happens to you,
do you think of how you could physically harm that person?
But do you think of it ending right or wrong?
I always think like, oh no, like I just killed this person by accident
I always I always go a little too far like when I thought about eating this man's face
I was like, ah, yeah, I shouldn't have eaten his face
I should not have eaten his face right that that might that could get me in trouble that mugshot
Yeah, no, this is the blood things don't trigger me to like that point
I think the only time I have like those scenarios run through my head would be like a home invasion if someone were to come
Into my home. I would then I would have to take crazy measure
I mean I had that too and I I mean the same I had the same thoughts
You know I mean, I had that too. And I mean the same. I had the same thoughts, you know, but for like a package for not letting me in a seat for messing up my you put mayonnaise on my turkey sandwich.
And I said no mayo at freaking Jersey Mike's.
I'm not I'm not going to go crazy. That's not that's an accident.
See that that wouldn't do it. The Jersey Mike's Mayo wouldn't do it.
That's an accident. Unless they write on the bag, no Mayo for you, bitch.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, if they wrote no Mayo for you, bitch,
I'm burning their house down
while their family sleeps at their home.
In my mind, in my mind.
I'm not doing that, but in my mind.
In my mind's eye.
No.
Mind you, I'm not doing that.
Right. Yeah, absolutely.
Is your birch a name?
Right. He wouldn't do that, mind you, but he's thinking of it.
Yeah, no, I don't really, I don't focus on that stuff.
Okay, alright.
You never, so do you take a shit once a week or something?
Like, what's bottled up in you?
How do you, do you play guitar at night and express yourself that way?
How do I get rid of my rage? I don't have to.
Yeah, how do you get rid of your toxic male energy?
I feel like, yeah, I don't really have that much, you know low T. Why are we friends again? I can't low T
I'm trying to put my finger on it here
You can put your finger and have you been tested for low T or no
How would what would be some symptoms with me not having visions of killing people not not knowing not knowing what the symptoms?
I think this okay. I might have low tea. I might need to check my tea. How's your day?
Check my tea. Yeah, I'm actually afraid cuz I'm like I because in your 40s, that's when men start to take tea
That's when you get the tea and I kind of want to take some tea cuz I'm like with like aches and pains and that
Kind of thing it's supposed to help. It's supposed to feel better
So I'm like, I mean with my many ailments aches and pains and that kind of thing, it's supposed to help. Of course. You're supposed to feel better. Sure.
So I'm like, I mean, with my many ailments, I'm like, maybe that's just one thing to add.
Tita.
Yeah.
With the chiropractor and the acupuncturist and the body work and the physical therapy
and the tea, maybe that's the X factor.
Give me some tea.
Let me know when you get on that tea.
Give me some tea.
I feel like tea is becoming like lip filler for chicks.
Yeah, I think so.
You just like, at a point you're like, we're all doing it, right?
All guys are just getting tea.
What's the side effects?
Just being cool as shit and jacked as fuck.
That's what I heard.
Yeah. OK. Hey, sign me up.
That sounds freaking cool to me, dude.
I'm a dude. Also bloody shit.
But I'm also kind of like, I don't think I'm like,
because I have these crazy thoughts when something like that happens.
Like I do get like, I have this like bottled up
like rage within me.
I don't want more of that rage.
I have a perfect amount where it doesn't actually come out.
And I'm during the argument with this guy.
Sounds like you sassed your way
into a basketball game the other day.
So it wasn't even that much sass.
It really wasn't.
In hindsight, I was being fairly polite.
I was just saying, I'm not gonna go back with you.
There is.
Unhand me.
Adam, but do you think there's some of that
is you considering that you're a public figure?
What if you were just an average Joe
and you'd be like, fuck you, man.
Like, that shit could come back to you.
No, because I've never, but I've never been that way
I've never been like fuck you
Man, but you're a child star. I was not a child star. We became famous at the exact same time
children quiet on set yeah, so I don't think I think I think it's just
I don't want more of that because I don't want it to come out. I don't want it to actually come out.
You know what I mean? Right.
So it feels like you're laying the groundwork for a for a murder right now.
Where you're like, I'm already well, I've been check that episode of the podcast.
Clearly, I'm insane.
I'm so deep in OJ Simpson shit right now.
And everything you're saying is like really alarms are going off.
OK, really bad. Well, that being said, mind you, how deep are you?
How much deeper can you get than just watching a couple of shows?
I'm reading his book.
I'm watching shows.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm so big into the estate.
I'm so deep.
Well, no, this is this is Blake's weird thing.
It's like we just have this this rage that's in us
that then never really comes out.
This is yes
Your thing is you truly love serial killers and you know, no, no, no, no, no. No
No, I'm intrigued by the psychology of of a murderer. I think it is a very I like that aspect
I think it's very intriguing what how a person like you. Well, yes, to be driven to murder.
Not me, not me.
I could you're giving me your case.
OK, I hear it already.
But see, the thing is, is you have to have like these outbursts,
which I don't have.
They're all in my mind. My outbursts.
Let's keep them there. OK.
Yeah, they're not out.
The OJ's thing is like he was like a wife beater.
He was like a super violent rage. He was like super violent.
Rage issue.
Yeah, yeah.
Extreme, maybe brought on by CT.
The fact that he didn't get his brain checked out is crazy.
Well, now they're gonna check it out, right?
Maybe.
No, they're not.
He's getting cremated or he was cremated.
It's science.
They should just take a little slice.
Yeah, they're like, yo
Just give it a little piece of the brain. Give us a little piece. I know I guess he's he's not like and also
Why not just do why not brain, right? Yeah. Yeah
I don't know. I kind of want to get mine man. I probably have CT from the
Cement truck probably shook something loose. I mean, gone down.
Again, it seems like he's laying the groundwork.
Yeah, man, we've got it.
Definitely CT.
So who knows what could happen?
Who knows what I'm capable of?
It's science.
Who knows what I'm capable of?
Security guard.
I think his name was Victor outside the Lexus Lounge
at the Crypto.com arena.
Uh-oh.
Adam's like, I think the name I found on Google was Victor.
Hey, I'll see you at game five.
Adam, if it happens again, can you just do the Mark Wahlberg from Fear chest pound, please?
Oh, gosh.
I know.
And then find the owner and be like, my chest, this bruised.
I was actually pretty polite during the moment.
The rage, that's how it always works.
It's like when I'm in an argument,
I'm never the guy that's like yelling back at the person.
I'm always like, yeah, okay, all right.
And then when I get in my car and I'm driving away
is when all the rage comes back.
When you get home to Chloe.
Well, no.
You're punching your steering wheel.
No, I'm like, I'm not even punching my steering wheel.
I'm like thinking of all the things I should have said,
like in the moment.
But I'm just too, I'm too shook.
And you're going what, 90, 95 miles per hour?
I'm definitely speeding.
Oh, yeah.
Just white knuckle.
Just, this is how Adam.
Oh, dude, I speed.
I'm like, they're going to take my car away
because I drive to my physical therapy place in the morning.
I go there every morning. I should have killed. I drive one hundred and twenty miles an hour there.
I get on the freeway and you get on the freeway and it's the second exit.
I can get up to 120 and get over and it's and I'm done.
So you're on for just a moment. Just a moment.
I punch it. I go 120 and then I get off.
Punching a long on ramp in California is a good time.
Oh, it's the best.
It's the best.
Like why do they even make them like that?
They're hell along and straight.
And I'm smoking weed a lot of the time.
I'm smoking weed a lot of the time.
Allegedly.
I'm worried about you.
The take backs and apologies have turned into
Indictment
No, no, by the way to make it worse just to go no no, of course, I'm kidding
That's that's all it all this is just I'm joking. I'm kidding. There's nothing
I can't fix at a glory hole at a truck stop.
And mind you.
That's all right. Suck the rage out.
XUV.
Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams here, please?
Um, I'm kind of getting excited.
Our next episode is episode 200.
Maybe there's something big brewing, who knows?
Can we, next time we go on the road,
and I don't know how they do this,
but can we do a tea test at our next live show?
Absolutely, that would be awesome.
I think that'd be cool and fun, guys.
Here's what we do.
Yeah.
We go, if, you know, I would like the next big show
to like be in Vegas or somewhere cool,
like a big party place. That would be awesome. That'd be what would happen.
We go, we get a doctor, we do the t-test before in sealed envelopes.
OK, yes.
And we get Tom Bergeron to.
Yeah, that's actually a really good idea.
We get. Thank you, God.
Or do we get? Yeah.
I don't know.
Do you get Jeff Dunham? Oh we get Jeff Dunham to come out and the dummy does it for us?
I thought you were going to say Morrie.
I thought you were going to say Jeff Foxworthy, but Morrie actually is probably the most one-to-one.
Morrie Povich? Is that what that is?
Yeah, Morrie Povich.
Oh yeah.
That's a sick last name. I don't think I ever thought that. Povich?
That's my guy Povich.
Yeah.
Well, I'm just thinking someone that is in Vegas.
Like, he rolls over from the Luxor.
But this is a guy famous for opening results.
Carrot Top.
Carrot Top.
Or the Blue Man Group.
Or the Blue Man Group just comes and does drums as we...
That's something.
That's what we're talking about.
That's something. That'd be sick. Yeah, that's a great call do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do And I have zero tea. There's a chance. I mean, it's possible. My body's falling apart. I think whoever has the lowest tea,
the other people pay for their tea.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's a good idea.
And that's just a soft way of me saying,
I'm not hanging out with you guys unless your tea's up.
Okay.
And you could also have low tea, Ders.
To which I say, guys, I need a little help.
Really?
I need a little help.
I would love, if I had the lowest,
I would love some help paying for my tea.
Yeah, it would also explain why my dick's shrinking,
but like any other.
How much does tea cost?
Oh, by the way, dude, I just went to my guy today,
my bodywork guy, dude, full on chub.
It's not bodywork with this guy.
Okey dokey.
Full on chub, he was shaking it loose today.
It was actually a little... It was embarrassing.
Today was embarrassing.
He's the best!
Anyways...
Episode 200 coming at you next week.
My man is just laying the groundwork.
No take backs or apologies from me.
He's capable of murder and he gets boners.
Episode 200 is going to be a big one.
Please, two minutes.
Is that next week?
A big one.
Next week. Next step. Next step, next step, next step baby.
Next step baby.
We made it.
What a world we live in.
We made it.
And this was another episode of
This is Important.
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Last time we investigated the murder of Gail Katz.
This time we're uncovering the identity of the woman who was buried in Gail's grave for
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