This Is Important - Ep 20: In Defense Of Mario Lopez As Colonel Sanders

Episode Date: January 5, 2021

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Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's obviously most crucially important. Today on This Is Important... And was it up to us to put it in his mouth? It kind of was. When you're here, kill your family. Oh, that's right. You always wear sweatpants now. Let's go. And we're back. All right. Whoo. Oh my god. That was a hard go right at the beginning. A lot of tech stuff. We're dealing with technical issues over here. Tough tech. Tough tech. A lot of tough, tough tech. So I guess we should just come clean, right? We should tell everyone what's happening. Well, they're going to want to know. They can tell we're coming into this with a head of steam.

Oh, yeah. We've been waiting on the tech. 2020 tech talk. Here we go. Let's talk it. So, you guys and gals, listening out there. What happened? Don't upgrade to big sir. Thank you for saying guys and gals. Everyone's included over here. And also, people that don't, they're not even, they're genderless. Also, those people. Welcome. Oh, hell yeah. Audience. Yeah. I mean, you good? I'm fine. Great. Yeah. I feel like it goes without saying, but okay. No. A lot of people think about these people. They think about us and they're like,

hey, these guys, they're talking to one gender or another gender. Guess what? We're talking to all genders and all humans and also people that aren't humans. So them too. Fair enough. Yep. Very inclusive podcast. We're sending this podcast into space. So everyone out there, don't upgrade to big sir. You got a podcast because it ain't going to work with your focus right equipment, which is top notch equipment that we use every week, week in, week out, but it ain't work today. That's just the price you pay for being ahead of the curve for being one of the first to be at the tech. You have to be willing to

experiment because a lot of times shit ain't going to catch up. We got nice window when things all work, then it keeps moving and evolving. And see what honors is talking to our producer Anna and they're like, oh, did you get big sir? Are you in big sir? I thought you were traveling and you were at the beautiful mountain town of big sir. And I was like, oh, maybe his connection's bad because he's in big sir. But no, it is a computer thing, a technical computer thing. Technically it is a computer thing. Yeah, it's like the operating system update is called big sir because it used to be like El Cap. It used to be some other shit. Dude, they're California crazy. Oh my God. I camped in big sir this year,

Father's Day weekend and God damn, it's a beautiful place. Have you ever been there? It's goodbye. Super dope. Goodbye. We heard, hey Blake, they work better when people are listening. What did you do? Did you do one? Did you do a little butt aisle? Slam me again real quick. God damn, it was gorgeous. Goodbye. Oh, right. Okay, great. Thank you for the redo. So yeah, you guys have been to big sir. I just remember driving through it and feeling like the world was on a tilt because it's like, it's just like a big mountain that just goes into the ocean, right? Yes, it's like cliff side. It's a little free. Oh, that's right. I drove to wine country and I was like, you know what, let's take the chill, the chill ride up the one and then

left too late and immediately it was dark and I'm just on the side of a cliff. That drive always feels like we're going to take the scenic route and you get on it and it's like, and you're just like, what the fuck am I doing? This is taking like eight hours too long. Yeah, they made highway five for a reason, but you get super drain to drive that drive to because you have to be alert the entire time or you'll drive off a cliff. But guess what? What? You're not, you know, you're not alert. You're smoking weed. You're smoking weed. You might stop off and have a lunch beer or two and you might drive off a cliff and kill you and your fiance. And is that what you want? I don't know. Maybe. Are you like excusing a murder or one that you

already, what's up, bro? What's going on? Yeah. Is this another screenplay? Catalina too. Scenic 101. Big sir. Do I need to call Chloe in here? She's here. I swear to God. All right. We haven't seen her for months. Yeah. Yeah. She's a deep fake, bro. She went bird watching again. He deep faked your fiance. That would be awesome. Come on in here. Come on in here. Is this like old school CG, Adam? Dude, that would explain why she's so pretty. You guys ever watch those date lines where they like, it's like a date line missing persons and they keep trying to be like mysterious about somebody who just walked, they said they were going for a walk and they never came back. What happened? And it's like, they killed themselves. It's so obvious, but they just

try and like drag it out. It's like, but he said goodbye to everyone as if he would be back. The thing was, it was so cold and he didn't have a jacket, so we don't know. Right. And you're like, dude, he jumped off a cliff somewhere. It's damn. Earlier in the day, he was listening to the saddest music. Yeah. He had dogs. He just left his dogs. All right. Yes. He was clinically depressed. Yeah. He was going to kill himself. That's sad. Thank you. Thank you, boy. It is sad. Hey, it's great TV. Yeah, killer radio. Deadline is they're sad all the way to the fucking bank. I wish they would, I wish they would have lifelines, some uplifting stuff where people live their best lives. Can we get that? What about good news? I think it's called a lifetime, the whole channel.

Okay. You basically said it. Oh, you got Deadline and Lifetime. Yeah. Well, Lifetime, and that is one of my favorite channels. They have a great holiday movie. Can we talk about that fucking commercial? The Mario Lopez, KFC, uh, Tela novella on Lifetime? Yeah. Pretty great. It's awesome. Have you guys seen it? Nope. People are like, are like shitting on being like, oh, this is the worst thing, of course, 2020. Oh, 2020. Of course this is happening in 2020. Yeah, it's fucking this dope ass thing happened in 2020. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. What is it? What is it? What is it? Somebody give me the context of this fucking thing. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. I think it is real. And I think it's like a full

blown like, it's a full blown production. It's not a movie. I think it's like 11 minutes long or something. So it's a short film, but it's, uh, it's basically a Tela novella involving Mario Lopez playing the Spanish version of Colonel Sanders. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. We like it. The Rippin and the Taran. There we go. All right. Yes. Yeah, you know, Mario Lopez is Rippin and Taran as Colonel Sanders. The thing that I think why people are like, uh, upset it is because it's very confusing as to what's going on. It's like, like it's a, it feels like a sketch, like a funny or die sketch that is put on by lifetime, which is normally not playing in the comedic world, right? Am I out of touch with that? I think they kind of do sometimes because

wasn't it lifetime that did the, uh, the, um, Will Ferrell movie a few years ago with, uh, where Ferrell did like a, he did him and Christen. We did like a lifetime full on movie that wasn't a comedy movie that they just played it as seriously as they could. Oh, but that's the bit. But that was the bit exactly. But they made the movie when I did the intern. I was joking in the intern. Oh, you were really? Yeah. That was a bit. Oh yeah. I don't know if Nancy Myers would be pumped on that, right? Yeah. No, she was in. It is Nancy Myers. I am going to pull that quote and send that to Nancy. So they're down with satire and that's what they're doing. Like they had, like Will Ferrell and Christen Wig satirized them. So they're like, we can laugh at ourselves. And

now this is the next step of what's going on. Yes. Now I fucking love it. They're going from comedy genius to comedy genius. And just, uh, and by the way, is it like an origin story for Colonel Sanders? I think it's a love story for Colonel Sanders. Well, they can, it can be one in the same. True that. I don't think it's an origin story. You know what? I haven't admittedly. I haven't watched it yet. I just do like, I watched like the teaser trailer for it. Yeah. And I liked that. I'll say it. He looks great. I want more cross branding like that. You will get more. Yeah. Like TV shows about just Pace Picconi salsa. Yeah. Please. Right. Please. Yeah. We're like it always ends with the New York City line. We are in a fucking whirlwind of, of collabs. You

will get everything your heart desires. Mr. Peanut, Sex in the City, Collabo. That will happen. I want to tune in. Blake, you think this is going to start that? Like it's just going to become par for the course now? Oh, absolutely. Look, we're talking about it. Everybody was talking about it. That's how you get Twitter to trend. It's just, it's great. It's a great marketing ploy, but it's, it's not real. It's the new campaign. This is the new commercial campaign. Yes. Yeah. Adam is saying Collabo, we're just talking about products, the show, right? Like you're saying, somebody said Sex in the City and Mr. Peanut, but it wouldn't be Sex in the City and Peanut. It would just be Mr. Peanut, the show. Exactly. But in the style, right? It would be

valviling the sitcom. But you want to hear Mr. Peanut about him fucking people, right? Yes, of course. Mr. Get That Nut. Well, you would. He has the monocle. He's nothing. Yeah. He has the monocle. He has the cane. You know, women are going to be after that nut. Okay. Yeah. The origin story of Mr. Peanut. Who plays Mr. Peanut and what kind of prosthetics? Martin Lawrence. He has to sit in the chair for like four hours. Martin Lawrence. It's either Martin Lawrence or I'll do it. Or Adam. Yeah, either one. If you had to sit in the chair for like six hours every morning and get done up like Mr. Peanut, you'd still be all about it. I would be more about it, Kyle. Oh man. What would you bring to the character of Mr. Peanut, Adam? A fun voice. That's for damn

certain. What does it sound like? I'd say, hello. I don't know. No, I like this. I'm casting Adam. I like this. Thank you. Wait a second. I'm clearing the air here. I was baby nut. Yeah, wait. What? I'm baby nut. What do you mean? I'm already in there. That's right. I forgot. Derb's was the voice of the classic commercial baby nut. Everyone's talking about it. The commercial everyone knows from the Super Bowl that almost got canceled because of the virus. Kobe Bryant circumstances back in the day. But when we were in Peru filming, every night Adam would go to drink beers and write more stuff for the episodes and I would just go crawl under a comforter in my hotel room and record different lines for baby nut to say. We were shooting Bad Ideas,

the travel show that I did for Quibi. RIP. RIP, Quibi. We were in Peru shooting all kinds of insane shit. I think at that point we were doing the episode where we were on the side of a cliff in an ice cream truck. That's right. And after we were done, it was a fun shooting day because by the time the sun sets, you were done because you might just drive off the side of a fucking cliff. Yeah. So then we would go hang out, kick it by the river, drink some beers, talk with the crew, you know, chum it up. And Honduras would have to go back to his room and just do baby nut voices. And I'd come back to my room and just hear him like, do it in front of little voices. Is that what you sounded like? I haven't seen the commercials. What did you sound like?

Yeah. Can we hear it? Oh, dude. So there were like four days in a row where they just rung me out and I had to do like 40 different versions of stuff where it was like, do languages that don't exist. And then they come back to me and they'd be like, they kind of sounded too much like real languages and we don't want to offend anybody. Can you do everything? Herdy, Verdy. The Swedish chef. That is so frustrating when like, you're doing voice over, because I also do a bunch of voice over stuff. And when they don't know what they want, and they're just like, they're just making you try a ton of stuff the whole time. Yeah. And you're like, I don't know what you want.

So how am I supposed to give you what you want? Yeah, that's pretty wackadoodle. I told our manager, I go, hey, let them know the next time they call, there needs to be more money put in my bank and then I will continue. Yeah, man. Giving that baby nuts. This ain't a motherfucking craft. It's a business. I'm making a fucking language over here. Yeah. You know when what Adam's saying, when they don't know what they're talking about, like, odds are it's going to turn out sorry. So like, it's not going to be, it's not going to be great. And you're like, well, I might as well get paid more for this. It's the truth. There are lines in this business and you have to draw them because you will get

squeezed by the motherfuckers in the suit. Yeah, I love it. You don't want to get squeezed. And you just know that like, it's not going to be a game changer for you if they're like fucking floundering. You got to go, oh, this is going to be bad. I should get paid. Because also at that point, you're technically writing the commercial when they're just asking for different reads and asking you to do your technically writing. So it's like when they're asking you to improv the entire thing. Right. It's it is a commercial the other day in my backyard. I saw that they just brought a ton of snow and put it on, put it in my backyard and I there was like a Coors light snow snowman. Oh, I saw that too. I got to be in a Coors light commercial

my backyard is the fucking best. That's so sick. Pretty cool. Yeah. I'm like, I wish everything that I did, they just brought it to my backyard and I just stumbled out from the warmth into the cold. That's what we're learning this year during COVID is like how much people how how what you can get away with like I'm directing commercials in Korea sitting on my couch in Los Angeles. I directed four NFL Apple commercials at the same time in four different cities from my couch. Nice. It's going to start to be a big power play, I think like I do think this will stay around where like if you're a big actor or writer or whatever and you don't really want to go across town to meet some executives, you'll be like let's zoom or if you're a big time executive

and you're talking with some like nobody actor or writer, you'll just be like why don't we zoom but then there's going to be that weird middle where it's like we should meet in person because we're both kind of big but kind of not. Some of it I I miss some of I do admittedly I do most of the time I'm like this can just be done over zoom we don't need to travel to go see each other but sometimes I'm like I just want to get out of my fucking house and go eat a fucking uh you know midday burger right so that's what I'm saying yeah that's what I'm saying is that you will be like hey uh I gladly come to Santa Monica and see you and they'll go I think we can do this over zoom and you will know where you stand and what then then I got to change out of my sweatpants I

don't think so oh that's right you always wear sweatpants now I'm fully banking on this staying around I mean I'm I'm leaving Los Angeles you're investing in COVID yeah you're out I'm out I'm no more there's no the only reason I was staying here was to drive around and go to studios and talk about projects because I don't shoot anything here not to like see your friends every once in a while for sure copy that hey we can zoom well no I mean I'm still gonna come down and hang we get it loud and clear I'm still coming down and hanging all right I'm crashing on your guys's couches let that be known yes you should but when it comes to the business like we I haven't shot a frame here since like 2016 when we wrapped workaholics like I've been in Canada why don't

you cry about it and then it was like okay I can get out of here you guys fucking railed me for the one I dropped fuck y'all go ahead we didn't rail you we just didn't hear it we wanted to hear it hey whatever goodbye see when it's when it's nicely I'm sick of being precise all right I need all my borders to report to the fucking insta comments and stand up for your boy all right go ahead Kyle dude the border patrol oh my god that's my fan base okay and we're fucking hardcore okay where are my borders at dude I'm a border whenever you play that bro see yeah I'd say I'm a border I'm a Rugal Lloyd I'm a three-point stancer I would say I'm a border line border okay um I come and go because

sometimes I just feel like you're asleep with the wheel and someone's gonna get hurt oh god okay are they bored can we just hash this out real quick because I gotta know are they bored teenagers because that's your brand or are they the border patrol oh I like that I like border patrol oh what makes them the patrol I don't know they like it just because we're patrolling the board finding what's the best one to drop give me a hell yeah hell yeah brother yeah okay I get it now the bordering the patrol in the board the board but they're not teenagers either and I think that gets confusing because it's his company that's the board teenagers so I'm like maybe there's something else I don't know am I overthinking this fans are all teenagers there's no adults respect this guy

you have no power they turn 20 and they go oh man that was great they jump ship there we go well whatever yeah fuck LA bro I'm out of here all right there we go just say it yeah and wait like so you lived in LA for how many years 18 years I've been down here and do you like it more than you dislike it uh I all I think for the past like 10 years I've been like well my business is here okay you know what I mean I don't necessarily love Los Angeles but I love my business and I love creating and doing all that so like I mean if you ask me if I like seeing my folks like once every or like three times a year no I mean I'd rather kick it with them you know I'd rather go to my mom's house for dinner sorry I'm not I'm talking about this

like the city of Los Angeles do you like it well no I mean I'm out in Calabasas I like I like Malibu I don't like LA really you know what I mean I studio city was cool for a little bit like stay out good bye okay yeah yeah we don't uh we don't want you so bye well yeah see you bye later au revoir well what are the things that pull some of us to remain in Los Angeles I mean it is hard to kind of know and remember what we love during corona it certainly took away a lot of the stuff I liked like live shows and fucking basketball and oh yeah but dude talking to my folks who live in Chicago land they freeze their fucking asses off and sit inside during like coronavirus times and they're miserable whereas I'm out I'm like out fucking hiking and shit yeah

like sounds awesome and I'm like it kind of is yeah admittedly like I loved it here uh down in Orange County for the coronavirus times I'm like I'm always outside it's awesome well to be fair there's no corona down there that is true there is a weird bubble no one's wearing a mask that is a weird bubble down here in Orange County yeah because it's hot can't survive in the heat yeah hey Trump was right it can't survive hell yeah oh dude every time homie but I know you mean LA's got some rough aspects about it but I fucking dig it at the end of the day as we've discussed with that man's and coming from the midwest it's I mean yes are you kidding me California weather fucking rocks and especially southern California it's the best like southern California

you can't beat that yeah it rocks and there's a lot of great people out here I mean I know Kyle doesn't have any friends but it's like it's it there are really friendly people out here for sure he went hiking a few months ago we're his friends buddy we're his friends yeah no if I if I moved if I had to make the choice to go back to the midwest and and bank on that I don't think I would do it but really like me going five hours north back up to the bay where I was where I grew up is not really it doesn't feel that different well and also I mean admittedly just in your situation where you you got a little baby yeah and your wife is from the bay area as well her family's up there and your family's out there it just it makes a lot of sense yeah it totally clicked and like

yeah there's the whole zoom element with the industry just tipped it and it was like okay it's undeniable and also it's nice admittedly I'm sure it's going to be nice for you to just go hey mom and dad you want to watch the the kid for a night while I go do a thing yellow also let's keep it real it's going to be great for me to be like okay babe I'm going to go down to LA by myself for a little bit yeah now I'm going to be the guy that comes down fucking hot like let's fucking go yeah you're gonna come in uncle Kyle except for you like don't drink it or shit like that so it'll be like let's go eat some fucking salad let's stay up late I wanted to play video games and drink Mountain Dew you don't play video games you don't play video games though you don't play

you don't even play video games I'm gonna start I'm playing video games I'm playing the bass let me come help you with your backyard what do you need any kind of honeydews I'm on it do you want help in your garden let's build a fence can I build you an orchard can I help you rebuild your deck hey guys I uh I covered a watermelon in Vaseline it's kind of fun and slippery to toss around like can you catch it yeah I don't know man I don't know if I can catch it dude 100% I don't know man do you just want to go to a bar or something no I don't I don't I don't drink I don't drink no I don't drink okay sir I don't like it I think feel like we could have we could have just as much fun in the park have you been in a bar when's the last time you've been in a bar though

not not even drinking but I'm saying like to be there I used to go in in a bar a lot when I had when I was playing with the band because we played bars all the time right and did you have one of those things under your pants wrapped around your thigh with like the spikes and you would pull that what is this kind of be like oh oh oh you just pull do you like do not drink you don't even want this and you pull on it and it digs into your thigh to kind of stop you from wait that's that's a thing I think like all Catholic people wear it oh I'm Catholic though I'm never yeah but you you led into your carnal desires oh baby that yeah that is true I do let into my carnal desires that is so true yeah you're not very devout carnal desire that's the Mario Lopez project hello salute

carnal desires no it's an old like old throwback Catholic thing for like priests when they would be uh thinking about fucking kids and they're like don't think about fucking kids tighten the chains hi I'm David Eagleman I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads on my new podcast I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident or can we create new senses for humans or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet

so join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior your perception and your reality listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it what the hell did I just see I was scared that he was coming home what Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life she was like oh my god I gotta get out of the house he's gonna find

out that I've seen this he's gonna come kill me listen to season two of betrayal on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts between April 1971 and September 1972 six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington DC it took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible I will admit the others when you catch me if you can sign freeway fan this child was laying on the side of the road it appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car it's thrown out of the car the person said I murdered your daughter the killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother that guy is he's out of sync with even the worst people I thought that they would catch him I thought it was just a matter of

time is it possible that the killer is still alive listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts uh porn hub did you guys hear the news okay they deleted like something like 30 million videos from porn hub oh that's good that's a good thing yeah they like purge themselves of anything that might be even remotely I guess there's a New York Times article about how they're like there's like porn hub community now and so like anyone can just like put up their video and be like yeah this is me uh jerking off on a cantaloupe and then my fiance eating it or whatever uh and they're like there's no way to prove that these people are of age or there's not any weird like incest thing going on right this is this

is a really great thing for a society yes how's that possible how did they not have that to begin with they just had to click something it was like you're 18 right I'm sure I'm sure it was just that simple word just like yeah I say that I'm 18 so I'm 18 yeah it's the tech thing dude it's like when you're forward on the tech you're gonna fucking it's not gonna be all perfect it's like just like YouTube they were putting that Momo thing in the children's section and people were putting these fucked up things in the children's section yes that was funny though that's cool the Momo thing was devilish kids would be watching videos they're like hi it's a kid's show da da and then all of a sudden this character called Momo would be like kill your parents tonight

kill your parents tonight and then it would flash back to and they'd be like what and then it would flash again like shit in your sister's lunch shit in your sister's lunch they'd be like tonight when everyone's asleep go outside and stand in the road what yeah but when I was making the Momo videos it was a bit I could see out of the four of us you'd be the one to just make some weird Momo videos there's there's is Momo yeah my nephew saw my nephew saw Momo my brother would do it and my nephew saw Momo and was like yeah I know who that is and it's like what happened you're doing the face really good right now Kyle oh yeah I know who that is you did it perfect I'm I need to Google Momo is it like this yeah it's it looks like that's Derz is perfect spot on he looks like

the screen mask oh fuck this is scary as fuck you saw Momo are you just looking at it yeah this shit looks like some Jun Junji Ito shit duty yes oh shit oh that's terrifying see if you're a kid and you see that your your world has changed and you're convinced that that thing is everywhere I mean that just scared my soul just Blake just showing me now if I was eight nine oh my god dude if I was eight nine years old for sure I'd listen to it I'm still gonna send it and I'd send it for sure I'd have to shit in my sister's lunch pail yeah so yeah that's the when kids were just watching YouTube that character would come in enough to subliminally fuck with them and then go away and that was because they weren't policing all the uploads on YouTube they can't there's too

many why isn't this a major motion picture this is the scariest monster I've seen in years oh god because I won't sell the rights those are mine fuck dude this is really on it for sure it's in the works I mean without a doubt yeah Blumhouse has like uh they're gonna invest uh you know 63 000 into the movie and make 200 million I don't know I think this lives on lifetime I think you hear the true story of Momo you have her orange in the love story yeah it's the true story of Momo brought to you by Olive Garden uh endless breadsticks and salad oh my god kill your family but in the meantime enjoy endless breadsticks and salad when you're here kill your family yeah so like Pornhub is is obviously not going to be as like forthright and cleaning

up their act than YouTube mm-hmm it's the porno industry like they're not like wait I'm sorry nobody let's get this straight what nobody at Pornhub is interested in underage pornography I'm sure someone there is but they're not why would they want that you say that so confidently yeah Daniel they're one dude Daniel's in the Daniel in the basement they don't want it that's bad for business do you know I'm saying like yeah well right and so they finally deleted all of these things but Adam said how many videos is on there oh it was like they just like got rid of everything they just said oh fuck it and they went from like I mean we got to find the real stats here because I'm just shooting from the hip but uh I'm already on it Isaac was telling me earlier today our manager

Isaac super and that guy's in the porno yeah bro he's so into porno he's so into porno man he loves it but he was saying that they went from like 30 million videos uh the now they only have like three million videos or something oh man that's not enough huh well dude for real you're right Durs but by the way I was like scared when Chloe told me she because she told me the other night about this too she was like yeah they they got rid of like all the videos on porno I'm like oh yeah that's crazy immediately I'm like uh I have to go to the bathroom I like just started looking guess what guys there's enough yeah there's a there's enough videos you're not gonna notice it's like back in the day when you used to when you used to put a VHS in

to watch pornos like you would have that that warning that was like everybody is consensual in this hot hot hot then we entered this whole time where it was like none of that shit it was just whatever you see goes we upload it from the phone it goes on there that's it was that called Gonzo yeah now we're getting back to you gotta prove and sign the waivers proof of concept you need a script you gotta have the proof of concept right but there but there was even bullshit back then because what's her name Tracy Lorde was like I think she was two and a half when she was doing yeah she's two and a half years old oh my god no but she was like 16 or 15 and then they had to like burn all those tapes so it's been half wow but this is a mask you know this is great 13.5 million

videos down to a little under 3 million videos do that's a lot of videos gone but that's not that hang on that's not that's not because they were all child porn they're basically saying we can't corroborate I don't know the fuck confirm whatever so they were like they're out yeah right so all those people who got their videos deleted it's actually kind of sad because some of those are just small business owners you know what I mean like and the worst part is some of them are probably legit right they're probably great pornos but I mean the small business of it all they're no longer getting paid per click small business of it all that's where the tragedy is right right and now your your video vixens your your big box uh vixen video right now we're back to vivid

owning the industry right god big porno big porno strikes again big porno is back big porno is back baby well you know I mean it's fine they're just going to go over to only fans come on now well yeah there's always going to be a place hang on let's be clear not that we're rooting for this no I'm just saying Adam it sounds like you're instructing everyone like it's okay they're going to be at only fans you can have that way I'm saying yes probably I'm letting them know I wonder if porn hub actually has like a place where you can download I'm gonna go ahead and pivot because I'm saving you Adam but no no no no no I'll double and triple down what are you double and tripling down on what are you doing if you if you have like uh let's say you're into the

the community aspect of the pornos yes and you like this couple yeah they're probably gonna go to only fans just go to there and look for okay doggy but it sounds like you're saying hey if you're still looking for underage porno I had to only right you gotta be really direct here but we've established that it really wasn't about the underage porno it was about you couldn't establish if they were of age right but I think the subject got muddy go over to only fans I think that they're they do a better job of confirming because you have to set up a whole account until more of a thing it's more of a process it seems yeah but all these people who got their videos taken down they just have to prove that everyone was consensual and of age and then they can put them right back up

yeah I bet the vetting process wasn't that uh wasn't that great over at porn hub I'm sure it was nothing I'm sure they were just like yeah I'm still gonna send it like yeah I'm still gonna send it it was just that dude Daniel like okay all right they probably have a button you can click now when you're a community member that's just like here's the boilerplate like legal paperwork that you need in order to post hey they're clicking my button I mean imagine how warped your brain is if you're the guy that has to look at every video and make sure that everyone is of age like your brain is melted like you close your eyes and you just see buttholes winking Blake's just shaking his head if Blake's like no he's good I mean isn't it like a bunch of like college age

kids that are like it's their side job kind of thing where it's like yeah man it's pretty sick you just bring snacks and you just click porn or not and like see I think it'd be fun for like three hours and by that fourth hour you're like oh man well Adam you're a human yeah right some people are like just killing time they're like dude it's fucking sick then we just go skateboard after seven hours deciding what's porno or not I'm hungry yeah how do you regulate it's like the kid who would uh when you were like uh dissecting the frog in class and they'd be eating the push sandwich while you're doing it remember that guy yeah you want to name names yeah who was it who was it remember that guy I was caught it's Pat bro oh Pat of course Pat did that shit I like

porno as much as the next guy I just don't want to watch so much of it that then you're like I can you just shit on my chest this is the only way um I can ejaculate now yeah yeah I don't know how it gets there if you go too far down the rabbit hole if you watch a lot of porno though the only way you're gonna be able to ejaculate is by your own hand hello what because you're fucking jerking off the whole time so like you know what it's funny you should say that I always find uh sex with my wife way better yeah me too me too huh it says my hand my hand is a it's a distant second yeah I took a leap right there I see I know what you're saying I just am wondering I don't know I took a leap we're all just wondering that's what this pod is about is

wondering aloud and stumbling through touchy subjects this is important guys you're right this is important you know what this is important we just don't want to get that weird no you know do you guys want to hear some shit this is this is kind of pertaining to the technical difficulties that we had at the beginning of this okay please I love tech shit so right now I couldn't use my laptop guys and gals at home and humans humans and aliens so I had to plug into my iPad which is now at four percent batteries and I don't know how deep we are in the podcast we're about halfway we're about 35 minutes deep yeah I guess I'll be bowing out oh so you have to right so because you can't charge because there's only one port they still only have one port yeah Steve

Jobs come back from the fucking grave already pal we need you give us another port dude that's so whack-a-doodle man what's up with that shit goodbye yeah I mean so anyway I'll let you guys know or I'll just disappear I guess yeah you'll just disappear right to the end I'm just giving your heads up to everyone at home who you can turn it off when I'm done you know there's gonna be some people that just jerk their car into a tree when Der's leaves they're gonna be so fucking pissed yeah sorry RIP to those people we can also just always take breaks and recalibrate it's you know can we it's not live guys it's not live what it's not a live show I'm sorry you want to take a break you're trying to take what so we're gonna sit and wait for Der's to charge his iPad we're

not doing it we're not doing that play but what are they gonna do then they're gonna cut it and then put a commercial in and then make it seem like it was last time or something that's actually a great idea brilliant I don't want our fans the Rugal Lloyds the three-point stanzers the borders border patrol the board patrol I don't I don't want them I don't want to betray their trust like that okay Blake yeah okay you are so dumb so wait let me get this straight though we would just be able to take a break and he charged it and then they would cut the audio and put a commercial in there is this breaking your brain I just don't I guess I don't understand our podcast work I mean look at and the producers are now on here they're like yes that's what you can do guess what we're

not doing it that's not loose and fun and magic like what we do every week well then why don't we just go live unedited I like I thought that's what we were doing you thought we were coming to you live do y'all want to take a break and charge a little is what our producer no we don't want to do that no this is good radio we're loose we're magical and when I'm gone you guys can uh you know probably just you can talk about me are you gonna talk about me you're probably gonna shit you're probably gonna shit all over me when I'm gone you're just gonna be talking about me yes thank you Arnold you can talk about whatever just keep it going oh thank you for blessing us with talking about whatever oh thank you jerse can we talk about whatever wow thank you so much for

allowing us to talk about whatever while you're gone Jesus Christ yeah you're welcome I'm sorry I'm just upset that you're leaving early like that's freaking me the fuck out guys we're at 3% make it count make this last 3% count 3% should we talk about should we talk like swimming real quick before I go out get out of here whatever you want Anders it's your fucking show you're on borrowed time right now so please just whatever Anders would like to talk about okay yeah I will say you guys like cake of course goodbye yeah talk about the band come on man let's talk about cake the band oh I love cake the band is cake the band underrated no uh I don't know about underrated I think they're rated right where they're gonna be I think they're rated just fine I will say that when

my I really like cake and I liked cake as a kid the band yummy and also a cake was pretty I'm over pie guy yeah really yeah I didn't know that about you yeah I'm over pie guy but we'll talk about that when Derz goes on when my dad told me that he loves cake the band that's when I knew that my dad had awesome musical taste like before that I'm like uh-huh I'm like yeah he likes all old guy rock he's like is like fucking Bob Seeger rocks and I'm like sure right right right sure he does yeah okay he's like Aerosmith rips I'm like yeah they're fine I guess I don't know and then he's like I like cake I feel like I took them for granted yeah I think that's probably seems about right what your character I disagree took cake for granted man but cake always was going the distance but if

they come on now I'm like this fucking band is good and they were doing weird shit and I don't think they got their full do I don't I don't know I don't think they're sound transferred I'm not a huge fan of prong look at your face as you do it you're smiling see oh you're wiggling and you're it makes me turn into fucking Momo dude I'm not trying to get down like that they had great base and great horns they were like borderline they were like ska rock like because they had a killer horn section he's going the distance he's going for speed they weren't ska they had a horn section it did they were much they were I believe that they were in the same vein is like a primus they feel like they could have been on the same bill as primus and everyone would have been happy way

more accessible but primus didn't fuck with horns that's why I'm like they're like ska for sure they were heavy on baselines is I think what Adam is is picking up on here yeah they have a groove nothing compares I would say primus seemed a little angrier a little less accessible more metal more a little more metal a little more speedy yeah these dudes were just more alt rock and just experimental in a fun way that's like hey look there's a fucking phone dialing in the middle of this song do you appreciate me or is it going to take 20 years I love that Deris loves cake I love that Deris loves cake yeah I love that this was your 3% with Deris yeah I like he had this in his back pocket ready to go he's like I'm gonna wait until it gets signed about 3% and then fire off this cake

reference cake is yeah I think they're rightly rated people from the 90s my favorite era just favorite era it won't shut up about the 90s have a soft spot for them but other than that I I think you leave them there right where were they from where was cake from guys 2% I don't know I really don't know California band or they sound like they might have been from like Cleveland or something if I had to guess I feel like our manager would know where's cake from cake is actually from Irvine I went to high school with them and Big G they used to work at the ARCO um actually if you heard their first album they were fucking actually punk Sacramento dude they're NorCal they're NorCal oh so they're Sacktown baby you you're changing your tune there no

not at all Sacktown and back down wait Blake why do you think you just don't you just don't you can't they don't go they don't go as hard as you would expect them to go no they don't go oh I'm sorry Blake they're not I don't know what are the kids saying they're not litty I don't know wait a second I like a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket you are so dumb yeah I hate that I I'm like I'm into it I did I wasn't into it at the time I was all hip hop and then come buddy kill me please all right baby yes give it up for Sandman Sandler represent yeah you went from hip hop to cake and that was your intro to alternative rock music no what I'm saying is I was mostly listening to hip hop then didn't kind of skipped most of

alternative rock I think I was listening to like Soundgarden oh yeah uh mostly Soundgarden but then like recently in the last five years whenever cake comes on I'm like oh yeah from fucking MTV when I would just be watching videos and you can kind of pick up everything that's going on and I'm like I'm not turning the station well my musical taste as we all know has not evolved since eighth grade diarrhea and so I'm I'm still all I listen to cake once a week by choice or is it just on the playlist or something like I play like I listen to a lot of Spotify and then I'll just do like alternative rock playlist and then there's like 200 songs and it'll it'll blast off some cake yeah and a primus and that's probably why I was like yeah they're like kind of the same

well I mean they're super high rated they come on all the time lithium this man dude if you don't start rapping all lithium gear I don't know lithium on serious exam oh yeah yeah yeah what is lithium I believe it's named after a nirvana song yeah it's a nirvana song but it's the it's the 90s alternative rock station on serious exam oh I thought you said rocking lithium gear like they have merch that I should swag yeah merch I assume oh yeah okay or just like a belly buster tat that says lithium across wow that'd be so fresh oh that's kind of hot adam commit bro I feel like I'm pretty committed I don't know how I mean other than like rocking merch I feel like well he just said you could get a tat well does green day know you bought the house next to them on purpose

I just socked them down so I could be friends I have an article star tattoo yeah that's very cool that's true and if that's not more 90s pop punk era I don't know what is you know that's true you are rapping yeah I'm rapping Blake's favorite decade more than anyone I think you've immortalized it it's true you're going the distance I'm going you're going for speed you're all alone all alone time of need and a time and that is a cover right or no their cover was uh I will survive oh yeah we'll survive but I think going the distance might be a cover as well is that no way there's no way somebody else did a song that's called going the distance and it was so specific I could be making that wait a second oh yeah no one's ever said going the distance a idiom but that's so like a

story of a race car it's like so like out there in strange if that's a cover I will be blown away it's a very weird song I don't think the Shangri-La's were singing that in the 50s spiders oh damn man on that goodbye there we go like there we go thank god fucking dead weight Jesus Christ yeah for real god you can can you believe it we were like we give you three percent to go and he goes was cake overrated he's not even talking about the baked good no he's talking about the band I'd rather talk about Adam's love for apple pie well admittedly I thought that was a fun unlike little tangent we went on you know I think we've been talking over each other a lot in this podcast I don't know if this is our best one I'll say it I don't think this is our best cast oh well wait

wait a minute hold on a second what's up dude what's on your mind yeah what was was it dirt what's going on give us notes give us notes like the director of the podcast okay here we go I think we came in it was fun and dandy but we were speaking over each other a lot I was really quiet we're not giving each other a lot of wiggle room to go out on on a limb and and then kind of go in on each other which I feel I know the three-point stanzers enjoy that Ruegoids like that too near Ruegoids like that as well how are the borders how are the borders liking that Blakey um just shut your big yamper that's what they're thinking that's what they're thinking so they don't want to listen to podcasts no they just want me to do random uh board drops the whole time sure

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alone go away go away i'm doing the best that i can go away that's a pretty legit lyric right there i'm doing the best that i can now go away yeah dude okay well just stop poking me about this i'm doing what i can it's just like every 14 year old boy talking to his mom just like do the best i can go away or it was like the anthems you would sing right when you got off work that you couldn't like say to your boss so just like i'm doing the best i ever can go away what'd you say to me what would you say to me employee i didn't say anything uh nothing i didn't say anything all right i'm just i'm just singing a song dude chill out what a weird time in music too uh there was it was just so fucking angsty like you know what i mean there was just so much just uh

oh yeah so much yeah i would i think there were lots of like fucking like join the army commercials on like comedy central and we were always just being told to go out and go fucking drink mountain do and go that's true yeah well no i think it was drink at that point in time i as in uh blake's favorite decade in the 90s it was drink surge and go unleash the beast there we go and uh and go surge was huge what the heck happened to surge it's gone yeah they just like fold it up shop huh who owned it i don't know if it was a coca cola company or whatnot i don't know the inner working surge was for the listeners that are too young and don't know surge it was essentially to go against mountain dew right and it was like

and before energy drinks were a thing it was like it's got more caffeine than mountain dew surge unleash the beast and it had that commercial where the kid like slammed a surge can down and then he goes surge right and then all the kids like are sprinting for the surge and then there was like it was like the first viral videos of kids like attacking each other for surge cans and in my middle school i remember they put in surge uh uh vending machines all of that idea it was a fucking horrible idea there was fist fights over surge kids got like their ass kicked over fucking 20 ounce bottles of surges teenagers are having heart palpitations it's just bad fully pouted out admittedly dude i've been going hard lately on

my caffeine intake and i'm also like wait what you already go hard every day boy you're going harder i'm going harder i'm trying to like slow it down a little bit um because i'm having a hard time going to sleep like i'm it's like it's like two three a.m and i'm still the heart's just like yeah brother yeah why are you going deeper into the calf what's going on in your uh well i'm trying i if you guys have been following me on the gram i am a fitness influencer always i love your shit yeah thank you and i'm influencing i'm influencing big time right now and i'm just like trying to get out there and really fucking bring it and also i noticed that i uh i've been sorry i don't mean to laugh at you it's okay and uh i've been adding to my collection of fat

on my neck and my body right so i i think that was post Thanksgiving where i went a little i went ham on the ham okay and i've added uh to my collection of fats so i'm trying to take that off but while from taking that off i have to um really double and triple down on my caffeine in order to get the energy to go out there and truly bring it in the streets or with my cycling and with my cross-fitting okay so right now you're uh influencing people to what to get fit yeah for yeah overall fitness lifestyle but see the thing is Blake uh it can't just be all fitness because i follow a lot of fit people on the instagrams uh the Jeremy Scott fitnesses the ryan fishers those guys get them out get them out they're beef cakes and these guys live and breathe fitness that's not

me good that's not the people that i'm influencing i want people that are like yeah i like working out i like uh curbing the chin fat but i also like beers and bratwurst and cheeseburgers and caffeine well yeah i thought the other day you fucking nailed it like i was like oh this is the influencer this is the fitness influencer that i'm following is the guy who's out there in the streets yep peddling cycling because he went a little hard on the burgers and the beers yeah i had a big weekend i thought that angle this is just a little thought from me i thought that angle was very good very universal and i feel like it's something you should run with bro because you're not gonna i don't run i have bad knees well you should uh go with but like yeah but you know

you're not gonna be those influencers that just have like a ton of fucking no body fat you know they're just like muscle you're not you're a comedy guy first and foremost so play to your strength playboy uh maybe or maybe they're just uh having a really hot sex with other super hot people not sure exactly and i'll never get there i just don't think that my body i i'm not willing to not eat a cheeseburger or not have some french fries or not eat the pizzas you gotta live you know i think that's exactly the type of guy that i want to follow but i do work out every goddamn day like a fucking lunatic out there yeah in my bangerang garage where i'm out there throwing medicine balls around whipping the battle ropes up and down doing the pull-ups swinging the kettlebells

and you know i want to applaud anybody in this uh quarantine who has gotten fit stayed fit just good for you guys staying uh dedicated to the craft yeah it is it is a it's no i wouldn't say disappointing but it's like when you see someone that is lost a ton of weight and you're like holy and everybody's like oh my god you're you how'd you do it you're so great uh but then like i'm at a point that like i my body won't lose a ton of weight it's basically i can lose like 10 pounds maybe it would be the max that i can lose and it is frustrating when you get down to those last 10 pounds and you're like well i wish i could just take out these stupid fucking 10 pounds um but it won't go and it is it is frustrating and people send me that um that uh workaholics gif of me

when i'm like gripping my fat and i'm going stupid fat i hate myself i hate myself in my body as i'm like smiling through and i'm like oh that's uh there's a reason we we wrote that show you know do you want to unpack that like where where your body dysmorphia spawns from or or yeah let's go deep like you know i uh i don't i don't think i'm that morphed i think i'm the right amount of dis morphed i yeah i don't think uh i think i'm the right amount of chubby you know i think you're perfect thank you blake well i don't even think you're i don't even think you're chubby yeah i think you're you're not fat at all actually fitness yeah i think you're right in the wheelhouse of a very physically fit human yeah god dammit guys and this is why we cut dur's loose get the

negativity out of here yeah let's get down to real shit man and the three of us will ground and pound some compliments out on each other this is why we lived together and he did not live with us this is what it was like at night yep that's right power of the the the positivity triangle yes we're all about building yeah yeah building and you know what the the house was weaker when we added that fourth corner so i agree yeah triangle is the strongest uh structural shape structural shape yes yes as it goes back to the ancient egyptians i believe it does pyramids it is they knew what they were doing uh can i say kyle today you look like dave girl and i think dave girl is a really handsome looking guy and just specifically today a lot of days i'm like

kyle doesn't look like dave girl but today dave motherfucking girl all right that's cool man yeah you you're aging like you lived a very hard rock style life that's how you're you're aging and i think it's beautiful i love dave girl i love dave girl and i just super talented super talented a nice guy he just always feels like when he's doing like a sonic highways and stuff that he's just so happy to be in the craft that he's in and he's been given a gift with every moment he gets to play music and experience music and i just think that that is i know you're not complimenting my attitude you're complimenting my looks but i'm kind of taking it as a complimentary towards my attitude yeah you can take it however

you want i'm in a certain way but you can definitely take it however you would like and i hope to always have that attitude towards my craft of filmmaking absolutely absolutely stay passionate and i'm not cutting my hair because why would i why would you uh and let's see how long that hair is exactly it's kind of blending into your shirt it is getting long it looks really that is that is getting long isn't it yeah i think durz would probably say he hates it and it's ugly and it looks a little like unkept but um i think it's really looks really nice yeah i personally think it looks great durz would definitely mention that it looks like a rat's nest and it looks disgusting and it looks stringy and it you're definitely bold and this is what durz would say right no i appreciate you

talking for him but i know you're the triangle of positivity so it knows you know that i think it's great but durz would definitely say that you that it looks that it looks like you're bolding and it's coming down and it's stringy and you can see your scalp through the strands right this is this is why it's great that durz is doing the podcast right now because that would throw me into a fucking like fire sale mode and i would try and rip them down and yeah you know just be mad and then i would actually carry that that with me for the next couple days and i would feel ashamed and yeah it's i'm just glad that he's not here to say that honestly thank god durz isn't here to say that uh because i that would have been really and then and then Blake and i were kind of put on

our heels and we're really going like whoa should we stand up for our friend kyle no i know yeah but we know we gotta have the podcast and can't just be us like defending you the whole time but durz would probably be talking about your big forehead i don't know he probably would be this would be going in right now about your forehead and how you can land a plane on the thing dude i know i've heard it all before from that motherfucker i know how your hair used to come down inches inches and inches down uh you know south on your forehead it keeps just creeping back is what durz would say i think well this is this is like i know i've heard it all before from that fucking asshole he's a real prick yeah and like you know i'm just happy that you know you guys are my old roommates

and my best my current best friends yeah you were there to not you wouldn't say that to me but not ever we wouldn't say that not not from your own mouth or your own mind no absolutely no but i don't like it when he does that in front of us and and i don't speak up because you know it's just that's the way our group works and we gotta kind of keep the water still don't want to make waves but uh that's right yeah and that's in any great friendship group uh you know there's there's ebbs and flows there's yin's there's yang's and i know durz would say that it that you look like you like he would have taken the day of girl thing uh and and kind of spun that out to like yeah grungy like gross you look dirty um you look like you've lived a really hard life and uh you

went through periods a real periods of uh alcoholism and drug addiction right and that's what durz would have said probably and i hear all this and i i hate that prick but like yeah honestly like you know having heard all of this and heard you i think you could stand up for me every once in a while you know as a friend like you could but especially you Blake i've known you for so long i know i know like we we go back to third grade i mean it's like we go back a solid 18 years now kyle that's a long time that is a a human adult yes adam but i have not it's not since third grade yeah that is true third grade is longer technically right well it's it's obvious and i feel like durz would chime in and say yeah like do basic math adam like you know like that's obvious but kyle have a much

stronger bond yeah durz would kind of go in on like whether i know basic math or if i'm an idiot or if i'm the dumbest friend and then he'd kind of spin that off onto you being the dumbest friend Blake and how fucking stupid you are and then yeah he would go in on both of your stupidity and your ignorance and how you're lucky that you're comedians because otherwise you'd just be the dumbest people in the room yeah it's just just failures as far as humans durz is classically going after that kind of stuff going after your intellect because he thinks that you are not well read yes you are not uh you do not know and he would be probably would be right as far as uh reading books because the last book i read actually i was gonna shit on myself in my uh i've been

reading ten really okay congrats i've been reading books i've read like six books over uh quarantine oh wow you know i was i was saying like not quarantine during the corona times which now it's been like 10 months so that's actually not that many books yeah that's slow but uh it's like a one every two months i was like oh i'm gonna read a book a week and then and then i read so god damn so i'm like i'm gonna read a book every like month and a half i will say you used to fucking crank out books dude when we live together you would crank out every biography yeah i like biographies every fucking comedian and you were dude you did some fucking research bro yeah man you gotta see you gotta see what they did so you so you know what to do and what not to do you know

my homie has learned and you gotta you gotta be up to date what to do cocaine and heroin what not to do oh baby also cocaine and heroin see it's a double edged sword yeah yeah you can die from it you have to do it until your hair gets stringy and you start to fucking wither away you lose a good 10 years of your life but then bounce back and have a nice little fucking story you know yeah so to whimper out on that note uh any compliments take backs or uh giveaways what are what's the third one compliments take backs or apologies apologies yeah i like giveaways though yeah so if you want to give away something yeah let's add giveaway yeah i have a couple jolly ranchers here that i'd like to give away to the guy who guesses my favorite color okay very good is it uh green

you got it it's coming your way okay expect that in the mail uh i would like to give an apology to onders for putting a lot of words in his mouth although those were words that he for sure would say without a doubt 100 he would say all that stuff but was it he's a prick was it up to us to put it in his mouth it kind of was but you know i'm so i'm i'm i'm stealing the waters as blake so eloquently said earlier thank you and uh i'm gonna steal the waters and and apologize to him yes and i want to compliment both of you for just enduring the abuse that derz has wrought on this group for years now christ thank you and also does he even have a huge fan base like the three of us have we have the aruguloids we have the three point stanzers blake has the borders yeah derz has the

league of extraordinary assholes but oh the league of extraordinary assholes and you know what actually i would like to take that back what i just said because i think there's a lot of extraordinary assholes out there there are there are you know what i mean it's great uh when you find a group of dudes uh like a a dude crew like we have there's always somebody that is just kind of an asshole yeah and i think uh they're they're all in derz's camp yeah yeah and you know the abuse he has caused us you know it's like the pressure on it and we've come out diamonds is what what it's a pressure cooker baby that's right that is correct and i'm not the dumbest friend derz yeah and and once again blake so eloquently said i'd like to compliment blake on his use of the

board and his use of words and just his hair and like you know like just being homies with me since we were in third grade way longer than anybody else on the pod absolutely i feel connected to you in a way that uh should last lifetimes and do you want to fuck blake no no well i already did i fuck him or did i marry him i can't no i fucked you i married i mean i yeah i want to marry him bro oh this is from the game that we played fuck mary kill not you didn't actually fuck and mary of course not you guys go back on the pod it's a classic episode oh no there he is there's derzys back he's in the car and we're just wrapping up guys i just want to apologize for my battery dying hey it's okay hey there it is all right because this is the apology segment

so yeah we you entered back in at the very end of the pod uh we're doing apologies we're doing take backs we're doing the other one compliments can i take back the whole cake you can't that is forever no the the cake thing great we were off to the races with that thing dude i like three percent left and you just hit us over the head with a fucking grand slam knockout punch thank you for that that was cake the alternative band thank you for that thank you andres all right well apologies i've given but i just want to give compliments for uh seamlessly letting me back into the podcast on my phone while i drive awesome all right great yeah hey and we're glad that uh this podcast is uh is something that uh that you're able to do from your car i know the rest of us

sort of have all this equipment set up and we're all you know fully charged up ready to go and we're just happy that you're able to do it on the go yeah yeah uh you know i'm not a fucking idiot time is money and i gotta i gotta be places so uh i bob i weave but on a serious on a serious note does it sound that much worse uh yeah it sounds horrible yeah i think it doesn't sound that bad i think it sounds okay oh i think it adds an edge to it should we all be driving when we do this we should definitely have the driving episode i feel i think if we get it sponsored by a car we each get in like a scion we take a road trip and talk it'll be it'll be perfect ilan where you at baby come on tesla yes andres i would like to compliment you for uh all the words

that we knew that you would say to kyle when you left you left and we me and blake spoke for you which i know that you are 100 okay with yeah we spoke we spoke for you and uh you and call do have a lot of beef and you do have a lot to work out um but uh i'd like to compliment you for giving us that ability to speak on your behalf yeah thank you honestly i don't even want to know i just want to listen to it when it comes out in a few weeks or whatever yeah okay well you were just pretty standard issue prick yeah you were kind of right down the middle yeah you hey kyle yeah people like me keep people like you alive okay you would have jumped off the bridge a long time ago if i didn't give you tough love fallow okay get in here give me a hey oh boy see there we go all

right hey that is true kyle definitely would have killed himself all right and we'll see you next week this is important oh yes all right so good this is important all right now we're talking bye bitch bye bitch hi i'm david eagleman i have a new podcast called inner cosmos on i heart i'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like can we create new senses for humans so join me weekly to uncover how your brain

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