This Is Important - Ep 200: They Ran Out Of Babies To Eat In Toronto

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

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what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important. I'd rather be shot in the face with a cannonball than do that again. The cat came back. I thought it was a goner. Boom bam hot damn. His skull's all over the floor. And look, the last thing I want to be seen as

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something dope, something for real. Hit us with it. I think we have a big secret, right? We have a big secret. No, no, no, no. I'm asking what you specifically are bringing to the table. Me? Yeah, what did you do?

Yeah, what are you bringing to the table for this? We don't want to hear your secrets. Well, so you don't want to hear what I had to say, huh? No, we want to hear what you have to say, but we don't want to hear your secrets. I had a really big secret I wanted to reveal, but I will sit on that for episode 400 when I reveal my secret.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know what. Hey. Hang on. Something keeps popping up. Something keeps flashing. I mean, my tech ghost is haunting us, and I feel like the ghost of Podcast Past is coming back to haunt us. You know Slender Man?

Yeah, of course. I feel like I just saw not-so-Slender Man. Yeah, that's weird. But more Slender than has been before, man. Yeah, very. I would say he's he's entering slender man territory. Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Losing weight, man. For the 200 episode. Hey, shut up.

One more time. Well, let me do it again. Take two. Ladies and gentlemen. All right. Ready? No, no, no, no, no, no. OK, sorry, sorry, sorry. Ladies and gentlemen. For the 200th episode. Ready? No, no, no, no, no, no. Get on my end. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Damn it. Ladies and gentlemen, for the 200th episode, we would like to reintroduce our good friend and ex-podcast co-host,

Kyle Newichand! Hey! Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam! Yo! Hello, hello bam bam bam bam! Hello, hello! Darkudas. Blake, do you have an applause? Or no?

I think that's... Yeah, there's nothing you couldn't add anything to the... I was waiting for a board. Did you have like a fizz plan for your baby? Anything? Yeah, you kind of... I mean, we knew this was happening, Blake, it's not like it was. Right, what'd you pick for me, Blake?

What'd you pick? Yeah, I know you had something planned over here. Come on. Special board drop for your boy? Yeah, where's the special board drop, Blake? Hit him with it. Absolutely nothing. Anything?

Hit him with something saucy. And what are you even looking for? Look at his eyes. Yes. I'm doing my thing. It's okay, the moment has passed, it's okay. The Trojan Man. Oh, okay, Trojan Man, interesting.

That's cool. I would have, that would have been something. It would have been something. Anything of that. If you would have dropped it at the right time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Trojan Man. Okay, thank you, thank you, Blake.

This is only the 200th episode, so. Yeah. You, so we'll figure it out maybe by 400 or 600. Yeah, we're hoping so. Congratulations, gentlemen. Yes, yo, hi. Welcome back. Are we going to let him talk? Dark greetings. Dark greetings. What's up? We're not used to it.

We're not used to leaving that much room for Kyle to talk. We kind of fell into a really sexy groove there for a while. Right. Yeah. Kyle's back. We'll see. We'll see what happens. We're not sure if it's going to be good or bad or how we're. Yeah. Our little chunky. Yeah, I'll tell you.

I'll tell you. It's going to clunk for a little bit. I know it. I can feel it. But once we get all four wheels on the three wheeler, we're going to be screaming, baby. OK, there he is. The king. I return the king. is, the king. Return of the king, return of the king, baby. He's back, Mr. Metaphor himself.

God damn, I didn't want him to be so just good and prolific. Right. And when you put it that way, yeah. When you put it that way, I'm like, oh. Yup, you turn a trike into a car, baby, here we are, what's up, what's up? Oh, now he's rhyming. Holy cow. Rhyming. This guy's coming on fire.

So what happened here, Kyle? Your show got canceled and then you feel like you can come back to the yeah, to the podcast or what's the deal? They run out of babies up there in Toronto. Yeah. You full? Oh, yeah. What the fuck? Because we kind of had a cohesive thing going on, where our little spices were blending quite nicely. What do you got?

The floor is yours. The floor is yours, Kyle. Which part do you want to know about? The show first, or the babies, or what's going on? Which one first, huh? Babies. OK. Well, the babies, huh?

Whatever strikes your fancy. Well, I know your kids, I've met your children. They're no longer babies. Those are children. That's not what I'm talking about. He's talking about the babies. No, I think he's talking about his diet. Yeah.

Yeah, something's going on in the comments because I've been posting pickleball clips and fucking everybody's just talking about how I'm eating babies. And I'm just like, how the fuck did people find out about this shit? That doesn't make sense. Okay.

This is not denying it. Yeah, we knew. Hollywood elite. Hit it. What are y'all doing? What are you doing? Hey Kyle, you're back on the podcast. The floor is yours.

Yeah, the floor is yours. Okay, well that is supposed to be a secret and nobody's supposed to know about that kind of stuff. I thought that was between us. I love this taste. So that's rough. All right, how do they taste? You gotta try them.

You gotta try them. You gotta try them. Oh, no. I don't even. Okay, open for interpretation. What a giving guest. You gotta try them. You gotta try them.

By the way, you're a guest today. Okay, cool, good, good. Yeah, seventh guest on the pod. We liked it. There we go, yeah. There was a lot of guests in Atlanta The last guest was Connor who pierced his nipple and I want to say he was maybe my favorite so far Oh, I definitely saw the footage of that on Instagram that looked fucking wild and cool. We had fun. So you've been

Cyberstalking cyber stalking us and yes kind of peeking in into our world When I get a chance, I definitely check and see what the boys are up to, man, all the time, you know? Thank you. All the time. Thank you. I don't listen, I don't listen. Okay.

But I do watch on Instagram. You never have. Yeah. You never have. Go ahead. Adam, sorry. Floor is yours, floor is yours. When we collectively were saying, we're not sure whether or not, we're not sure if you're off eating babies.

Because we don't know because you're not here doing the podcast. That's what we were saying. We were saying, we never said you, I mean maybe we did, but usually we didn't say that you are eating babies. We say we don't know what you're doing. Is he eating babies? We're not sure because he's not on the podcast and we don't get to catch up with him.

So we're not sure if he is eating babies. If he is quite literally, which is what thing I'm saying now is quite literally. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. And then you come on the podcast and then you kind of just admitted to eating babies. I didn't know that you didn't that admitted to eating babies. Yeah. I didn't know that you left it a question mark.

I didn't know that and it is in fact a question mark still. Okay? Oh wow. I'm not admitting to anything. I'm not admitting to anything. The floor is yours. Happy for the floor. Dude and the other guys have met my son, Bo,

and I don't know if you're allowed, dude. Oh fuck. Too delish. Oh well. Cause he's cute, he's got these cute little know if you're allowed, dude. Oh, fuck. Too delish. Oh, well. Because he's cute. He's got these cute little fingers and cute little toes. You might start nibbling. You might start nibbling.

So much has happened since you've been gone. Adam, in your estimation, is that what you think people eat off of babies first? Is that the best part? Is the fingers and toes? The best part of eating, baby. Is the fingers and the toes I don't know. I mean honestly I think the amount of baby eating is

probably realistically so low so low. But I think we can all agree that it's definitely those baby back rooms. Thank you I want my babies back babies back so alright off baby eating yeah that's cool that's cool we can babies back. So all right Yeah, that's cool. That's cool. We can we can skip so the show so the show

Shadows, what we do in the shadows what we do in the shadows. Yep Adams really going down the note card right now Yeah, I know it's good. It's good We're catching up. I like that. It's been this is is the, I've been working on the final season, man. It's been one week. Oh, you beat me too. It's been. I've been working on the final season. It's been taking a lot of the mind. It's been taking a lot of the time.

It's like, it just, it's a fucking grind, dude. And we're out here doing it and it's almost over. It's almost done. Quick question. Like when you guys are doing the final episode or even the final scene, is it a lot like, is everyone crying getting through scenes? Yes, that started this week.

A lot of tears. This week is the emotional week where everybody's, everything is the final, final. You know, like the last time. That's kind of fun though. It's great, yeah. Yeah, I like it. Remember the last week on Workaholics?

It was just like you're like touching, I would just find myself like touching stuff. I'd be like kind of just rubbing the desk and being like. Yeah, that was my thigh. Yeah, that's what I call my desk, your thigh, dude. That's where I get to work. Okay, sure. Wow.

I guess you sit on his desk. That's cool. Oh my God. I guess you sit on your desk. I'm gonna do some, daddy's gotta go do some work. Okay. You're gonna go sit on his desk. Yep, we heard you say that one, Blake.

Give a new one. No, it's funnier when you say it like four times. It gets better. Go for it. Repetition. You've only said it twice. You had two more? I think he's gonna go sit on his desk.

Yeah. I think he's gonna go sit on his desk. Yeah, okay. Ooh. Beautiful, beautiful. he's gonna go sit on his desk. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Ooh. Beautiful. Beautiful. That's a wrap on it.

Well, why don't you cry about it? Saddlebag! I do remember there being a lot of emotions last week. That was very fun. It runs hot. It's like everybody's feeling it. Everybody's vibing. Everybody's like, oh my God, that's the last line I'm ever gonna say.

That's the last time I'm putting on this outfit That's the last time that this set is being used and as sort of the the general of the production as the producer and director Are you just like yo? Hey guys quit being bitches Focus focus up. We got it. We're making our day. You're you're kind of being a bitch about it Pretty much pretty much and that's where I store it. Do you ever sit Matt Berry down and just be like, hey buddy, you're being a bitch about it, maybe. Like, Matt, buddy, chill the fuck out. We get it, it's the last.

You've been on a lot of shows, dude, you've done this. I expect a little bit more, like no emotions. Yeah, this is just a job, bro. But no, no, I mean, it's, you go that way. I find myself, if I'm being, permission to be real. Yeah, you have the floor. You have the floor. And he's back.

I find myself like suppressing my emotions with that mentality, you know what I mean? Like not allow, like compartmentalizing everything that's making me sad into that area. Are you directing with like sunglasses on so like no one can see what's happening? What's he doing over there? I'm making my sad.

Yeah. I said action. When the emotion comes in, you're just like, oh, well fine, one more week and then I'm out of here. I'm not coming back. And you turn it into a bit, but it's like. Is that the bit? That's the bit. But it's like, oh, well, fine. One more week and then I'm out of here. I'm not coming back. And you turn it into a bit, but it's like. Is that the bit? That's the bit.

But it's like, really, I'm crying. So are you as emotional for this as you were on Workaholics? And permission to be real. Yeah, you have the floor. Okay, permission granted. I have the floor? You do have the floor. Permission granted, awesome.

Yeah, you haven't been listening, but this is like a thing we're doing. We're implementing like the floor, the like the four parliament rules or something. Well said. Well said. I'm glad you had the floor. Parliament. Fungadelic. Sit on daddy's desk or whatever the fuck Blake said. Yeah. Sit on daddy's lap. it gets funnier every time. Kyle, you have the desk, go ahead.

I have your thigh, okay, my hand is on your thigh, here we go, and no, I was definitely more emotional with workaholics and things. Yes, yes, yes, fuck yes. Okay, yes. I wasn't here for, I wasn't doing Shadow season one, so they're, like they played the gag reel. You barely care.

I was there at season two, so two through six and they played the gag reel and a lot of stuff was from season one. And I was kind of like, oh yeah. Might as well be strangers to you. What's the gag reel? What is, is that what I think it is? Or what is the gag reel?

No, no, it's not that. It's jokes, Blake, it's jokes. Okay, my bad. You're thinking about the chore reel? Oh my God, bro. I am, Blake. It's jokes. Oh, OK. My bad. I've been... You're thinking about the Chorg reel? Oh, my God, bro. I am, baby. You know, I always hated the... at the rap part of the gag reels

where, like, everyone has to, like, watch the actors more. I'm like, didn't they all do this all season? Yeah, weren't they all there? Yeah, but they kind of like it. And every once in a while, you get, like, hair and makeup department in something. I like that. I'm a big fan of that.

I'm not a big fan of watching someone try and get a take. Cause everyone's like, yeah, no, that was the day I missed my kids, whatever. Right. Somebody's getting super fucking emotional in the corner. Yeah, you couldn't get that line. I remember that. I remember that day.

That day that you couldn't stop laughing and I missed my daughter's graduation. Right. Yeah, I remember that day. That's a funny outtake. Yeah. Actually, can I get a copy of that? That's a real gag. That was really funny.

That was the day my husband got in that car accident. And I didn't have my phone on me because we were shooting in this dumbass location. Yeah. And I actually, I told you guys and you wouldn't let me rap. You wouldn't let me. So you said I had to be there for continuity. Funny. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny. That's funny. That's a real guy. Funny. It's funny. Gag. Hey, we're not saying it's not funny. But it is the day that my husband got in the car.

Life's a gag. and then my husband died. Life's a gag. Wait, oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's a gag. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, they had a lot of that. They had a lot of like, you know,

behind the scenes in the gag reel, which is, that's a hit at the rap party. You know, where it's all the cameramen and all the everybody, all the gaffers and grips and camera women and camera people and all that, doing their thing. Thank you for mentioning other people. Welcome back to reality, Kyle.

I'm so sorry. Welcome, Kyle. Whoa. I know you're in Canada. Where there's women. Oh my gosh, you guys are ruthless, okay? We're woke now. Get over it.

Hey, we're woke now. Sorry, we're woke now. Finally, geez. Yeah, welcome. Let's get there. We're woke now. Sorry, we're woke now. Finally, jeez. Let's get there. Welcome. We're wokesters. Get with the program. Get with the showgram.

All right, cool. Right on. Good, good. I do like that, like how we had on Workaholics, that we knew it was the last episode. Classic show. You know what I mean? I liked that we went into season seven knowing that it was our last episode. Classic show. You know what I mean? Like I'd like that we went into

season seven knowing that it was our last season because so many shows like I don't know about gemstones. We might just you know, we're doing season four. Maybe it's our last or not. We just don't we don't know. Right. I act every scene as if it's my last. That's you. Yeah. Like kind of full of resentment and like half and like, this is probably my last scene. Fuck this.

Have you noticed that? Watching your performances, I do notice that. Yeah. Can you see that? I'm kind of like, yeah, yeah, like one foot out the door. If I leave now, I'm beating traffic kind of like behind the eyes. That's the vibe. Yeah, that's you call cut. You call cut yourself during the scene and that's a cut.

If you watch closely, you can hear me go cut, cut, cut when they're on me. But I'm not saying anything. Cut. I think I noticed that I noticed that in the intern a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I saw it in that Godzilla. Acting opposite Anne Hathaway and Robert De Niro You're you were like when I divulged my affairs, and I just I'm like you you kept like right there

You got it You got it flashing the camera with your eyes you'd be like in the scene and then go Yeah, huh looking down the barrel down there. We go? I think we got it. And credit to Nancy. Credit to Nancy. Nancy Myers? Same mentality. That's why we click. We text every day.

Oh, wow. She's like, let's just make our day. And the text from her is mostly like, why does your background of your podcast setup look so shitty? Nancy Myers, known for her interior design. Yeah, her design, yeah. It's usually just like, hey, like one poster

that looks like Satan and then a movie poster that's on the floor and a whiteboard with nothing on it, but way off in the corner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, I have to like erase the stuff, because then all of a sudden everyone's going to steal my ideas. This right here? Yeah, what is that? What are we my ideas. Oh, that's true. This right here?

Yeah, what is that? What are we looking at? Yeah, that's Eagleheart Johnny Ryan. Johnny Ryan. Eagleheart from like, I don't know, like a screening that they did. And so, you know. Dude, Eagleheart, legendary show.

Eagleheart was very cool. So good. And then this poster down here. Monsanto, right? Is that a thing? Yeah, it's Game Over Man. Game Over Man. We were in that movie and Kyle directed it. Yeah. It's really good. Hell yeah dude. That movie's great. Shot by Atiba. Atiba. Atiba. Atiba. Oh, the poster. Shot by Atiba Jefferson. Yeah.

The floor is yours. Go ahead. Yep, yep, yep. Well, I just wanted to give Atiba a shout out for shooting our poster for Game Over Man. Well done. Yeah, man. Yeah, go ahead. Yep, yep, yep. Well, I just wanted to give Atiba a shout out for shooting our poster for Game Over Man. Well done. Yeah, man. Yeah, he did our poster for Workaholics, or sorry, for the outlaws as well. Look at that, he's in the biz. Yeah.

And for this is important, he did our photography. That's right. He also shot that, yeah, that's right. That's right, yeah. He always seems to be there. Shooting. Yeah. I think we hired him to do it is what I think.

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Because it does look cool. Yeah, by the time this airs, you won't be there anymore. So can you just dox yourself, please? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I'm in Toronto. I'm in Toronto. I'm staying down by the beach It looks really nice because the last time you were in Toronto It looked it looks kind of depressing your living situation. You're like, oh Just wet clothes hanging off of a rowing machine. Yeah, not bad. Yeah, it looks like kind of sad and more depressed vibes. But this looks like it has a lot of natural light. Is that it?

I mean, it's a staircase, but it could double as an elevator. Are you upstairs at a nice Wells Fargo? Yeah, it does seem like. In like the break area? Yeah, it does seem like a Wells Fargo.. Yeah, it does seem like a Wells Fargo. We found well, I brought the family this year. So like we moved to a house by the beach and basically like just set up shop for four months, man, the whole time I've been out here. Nice. Yeah.

Now, why don't I know how come there's a beach in Toronto? Yeah, well, it's the lake. It's the it's by the lake. So they call it the beach. I mean, you know that, right, from your Chicago? Of course, grew up on the beach myself. Yeah, so. Hey, shout out Lake Michigan. This is all the same lake.

No, no, these are the Great Lakes, but this one is Ontario. This one's Lake Ontario. I'm on the North Shore. I've heard of it. That's the one I feel like a lot of people don't fuck with Lake Ontario. That one doesn't get a lot of shine.

Well, it does. Well, it does. It does have North. It's got Niagara Falls. Oh, my God. Heard of it? Big one. Yeah, I've heard of that. Yeah, I've heard of that.

I've always wanted to go to that. That looks quite intriguing to me. Niagara Falls is one of the sickest fucking waterfalls, bro. Yeah, you pulled up. You pulled up, you pulled up to the falls? Oh dude yeah I'll pull up to the falls anytime especially on the Canadian side up here that's the fucking view. Wait what? Yeah. Oh you're taking sides now interesting. Okay. Yeah you're more of a Canuck now. Okay I see you. For the view

of Niagara Falls? Yeah consider me in Canada., what's the difference? Is it a little lower on our side or what's the big difference here? Well, when you're on the New York side, if you're looking at the falls, the falls fall away from you. When you're on the Canadian side, the falls fall towards you, so you get to see it. It's a better view from the Canadian side, so I recommend that over the other one. And it's fucking they are pounding, dude. Muffin going off this shit in barrels, by the way. And it's the most insane shit still to this day. I thought that was like a 1930s Harry Houdini type show.

They're still fucking with it, dude. No, no, they're still I'm looking at it right now. And a lot of people, a lot of people survive. That's insane. And here's the thought for Bad Ideas season two. If I do see, no, we're back. Don't do it. Maybe I get it. We have scientists, scientists construct like an absolutely indestructible barrel. It's tough. It's tough.

Well, why is it tough? I feel like it's not that tough. What's it's not tough. You put yourself what you do is you crawl inside the barrel and then you it's not that tough. It's not tough. You put yourself... What you do is you crawl inside the barrel and then you just go off of it. It's not tough. Do you know the first person to go over the falls was a 68-year-old woman in the late 1800s? Okay, that... I got to check that out. That is woke as hell, dude, and I like that. Yeah, she fucking had it. Kids driving her crazy.

Yeah, she was the first one to do it. She fucking rocked it, bro. And she was like, when she finished, when she got out, she was like, I'd rather be shot in the face with a cannonball than do that again. Whoa. Okay? That's why I'm saying maybe you don't want to do it, dude. Well, hang on, Kyle.

That would kill her. This chick rips. Yeah. Kyle, you're a liar, because I'm looking at it right now Oh shit, we first one was 1853. That's Joseph Avery dead then an unnamed Oh, that's her that's her then an unnamed man dead and then it's an Edison Taylor 1901 that's her okay. So he's saying first to survive. Yeah, so I'm not a liar small detail the first

He's saying first to survive. Yeah, so I'm not a liar small detail the first Idea I thought you said the first person to do it you fuck it dude, but welcome back Do we put each other in the crosshairs we fucking out drag you over the coals. Well, that's good. Oh, yeah I'll quantify it. I'll quantify it from here on out. I appreciate that kind of knowledge Cat in a barrel and that's right over two days before and she was just like, you know, this cat's fine. The cat didn't die? That's such a derse move. Yeah, the cat was fine. So then she was like... The cat had a little cut on it. That's about it. The cat came back. I thought it was a goner. And then she went and did it and was bleeding. She was bleeding, but it wasn't she wasn't seriously injured so who puts that's kind of tight that this like this I mean looking at her. She's a thick broad this thick broad rock and roll grandma

How did how did they but but how did this even come up? Why would they go put me in a barrel and send me down this thing? What the fuck people are cool dude people's been cool for a long time. That's Canadian. That's on the Canadian side for sure I know the Annie Edison story cuz I've been kind of like intrigued by it over the past couple of years. Okay, pervert. Okay. The last couple of years? Yeah, yeah. Because I shot down there a couple years ago and that's when I first saw the falls and I saw the barrel. He's just ruminating on this.

I feel like Kyle had dark times and he's like, I'm gonna fucking get in a barrel. I'm gonna do it. Well, this is why he didn't have time to record a one hour podcast once a week with his friends. Because he's too busy ruminating about Annie Edison Taylor, 1901. He's writing the Wikipedia page. They're like, where's Kyle? He's like, he's been staring at Niagara Falls for 10 straight hours.

We found him. I'm going to do it. Just holding a pickleball paddle and he keeps looking at it and whispering you're the only thing keeping me here. You say maybe six feet ain't so far. Hey real talk you guys, real talk. You guys know me real well and I like you for that. Yeah that's cool. But her son had died and her husband died and she fell on Just before she went over? Yeah, she fell on financial troubles. She was like a dance instructor and also a teacher.

And then she wanted to retire. And she thought that if she went off the falls, if she survived it, she would be financially stable for the rest of her life. Cause what? She like did it in a barrel that said like- Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo on it?

No, because of just like early daredevil shit. She thought she would be able to do it and then sell out arenas basically and talk about how she did it. I don't know if there was like a religious angle. I love how back in the day you just had to do something crazy and then walk around the earth being like I'm that lady and talk about it. Yeah. She wanted to go viral, dude. Dude, that's the she was the original person to go viral. She wanted to, but it didn't quite work. She did not make a lot of money and ended up dying.

A very poor person and somebody stole the barrel from her, which was fucked up. Are you serious? That's her fucking manager. Her manager stole the barrel. I think bullshit, dude. I'm pissed. Fucking Isaac, the Isaac of her. Yeah, that's fucked dude. I'm pissed. Fucking Isaac. The Isaac of her. That's fucked up. I'm gonna take it to get cleaned. Well, that's why, you're back in the day, it's cool to do

Daredevil type stuff. Obviously, cause that rocks. Like, Houdini type stuff. But, what's cooler is being like a criminal. I feel like criminals, they really shined in the early 1800s. Oh, you're talking about like a... Adam, where are you going with this? He's talking

about a battle of infamies, right? Different infamies or whatever. Okay. Yes. I'm like, if you'd prefer to be... But what do you have on deck? What are we talking here? I like this. You have the floor. No, I think you'd prefer to be like Jesse James if you're gonna Over over evil Knievel. Well, evil Knievel was the 70s. I'm saying like way back over this lady that just fucking yeah What else was going on during this time on our planet while she was going overboard? Like if she you're looking to get rich rob banks with your friends and be a fucking badass. What year was this? Did we have that? This is 1901 is what he said. 1901. And by the way, banks were getting robbed every day.

My great, great, great, great uncle or whatever. This is where we're going. Was in the Jesse James gang. Yeah. And I mean, he was murdered. You know these bank robbers were murderers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just be a murderer and you robbed trains and you rob. And by the way, you don't murder anyone unless they pull a

gun on you and then you, you gotta do murders. I don't know if that's, I don't know if that was true. No, I don't think that was true with everybody. I think everybody had a different code that was like the code. Not for everybody, but hey, for me, if I was going to start, you come from a long line of murderers I think you I might love to justify murder and it's concerning why it straight to the temple divine I think being a bank robber would be kind of fun and anytime I'm in a bank Adam again. These are murderers. Okay I know I know yeah. Yeah. Well, so what are we talking about? Yeah, what are we talking about? You want you think it'd be fun to what are you guys?? Yeah, what are we talking about? You think it'd be fun to... What are you guys, what happened?

Murder people. No, every time I'm in, I'm not talking about the murders. Okay, the murders, they're excluded from this conversation. Those aren't important. Those are just the minor details. We're brushing past the murders. Okay. So you're talking about a different universe

where to be a bank robber, you don't have to murder. You don't have to murder to be a bank robber. Many people have robbed banks murder. You don't have to murder to be a bank robber. Maybe people have robbed banks. And what do you have to do? You don't want to know. I think you just have to show a gun. You have to stick a gun in someone's face and get the money.

You like the idea of sticking a gun in someone's face, maybe even pistol whipping one tough guy just to show the rest of them to shut the fuck up? Yeah, in the early 1900s. Nowadays, no. OK. I don't want to do it. up? Uh-huh. Yeah, in the early 1900s. Nowadays, no. Okay. I don't want to do it. And this is over going over a barrel in the falls. Like, you would rather... Over going over the... yeah. Now, and surviving. And in that parallel universe, I guarantee survival. Okay? Okay. Or being like a Buffalo Bill Cody where you like, you're, you have murdered. You've murdered. Okay.

He's for sure murdered. a lot of people. OK. But then you still get to go on tour. He went on tours shooting, shooting little. Oh, yeah. He's a rock star. Oh, doing the gun show. OK. I guess I don't know who this is. He's like a gun. A gunslinger.

Oh, you don't know Buffalo Bill Cody. Come on, man. No, I don't know the intricacies of. I don't. You know, your wild west heroes, dude. Buffalo Bill Cody. Never, I don't know the intricacies of. How don't you know your Wild West heroes, dude? Buffalo Bill Cody. Never, never, never, ever gave a fuck. Oh wow, that's. I guess, sorry, my heroes aren't bank robbers.

That's weird. I guess I didn't lean in. And also I think, I don't think I would want to be a bank robber over going over the falls in the barrel. I think I'd rather do that. I think I would. Yeah. Yeah, it seems way, way less harmless

or way more harmless. You're doing harm to yourself as opposed to like, maybe having to shoot somebody if they pull a gun on me for robbing the bank. Right. Yeah, but here's what you're doing. You're robbing the bank, okay? Right.

Okay, yeah, keep working on this one. Hey, the bank's insured. Yeah. Fair. The fact that you guys are they at that point? But are the banks insured in 1901? This is actually pissing me off a little bit. Yeah, they were.

He's getting pissed now. They're not insured in 1901. Yes. According to every movie I've ever seen, yes, they were. OK. He does say it in Shanghai Noon. OK, fair. Maybe.

But I'm so, it's actually, I'm like really bummed that you guys Anytime I walk into a bank still to this day. Yeah, I think like could I rob this bank? Sure They're lucky you don't have a gun. Is it is there a possibility of robbing this bank? I'm looking around at any time right any time you're checking this out. He's literally every time I'm in a bank I'm like could I rob this bank? Holy mackerel. You just need new checks. When I see them open, you know, sometimes they're like behind the thing and they open the big safe. Sure. Sometimes. Always.

And you look back there and you're like, man, I would like to repel. I'd like to come through an air duct and repel down. Well, that's the part of bank robbering that's dope. Shoot two innocent people. I'd rather do a mediocre podcast and this before podcasting. I'm not talking about the guys are being such. You repelled. You repel. Yeah, you did repel. You could repel.

You could repel in 1901. You can't repel that stuff. Fucking rope on with some twine. Regular. They got twine and polies. It's going to be rough. It's a goddamn rope. Yeah, Blake, they definitely have a rope. I'm leaning towards Adam.

That's a fucking rope. Do you think repelling is a new thing? Yeah, absolutely. How do you come on, man? What are you doing with this rope? You're having your friend like lower you down. Yeah, that's right. You're going through chimneys, the chimney at the bank.

Yeah, chimney at the bank. This is 1901. You dumb Oh, yeah, no, they did have chimneys that leads right to the bowl. Did have chimney No, you rappel down now you're inside the bank Blake in 1901 banks were almost all chimney Yeah, they had a lot of chimney action You could walk in the front door if you're just going into the bank is that night and you're using dynamite You're gonna blow hole in the wall. You dumb fuck. the bank. This is at night and you're using dynamite. You're going to blow a hole in the wall. You dumb fuck. See, now this is what I like. I like this part.

I like this. So that's a different thing. You want to be a cat burglar, not a bank robber. OK, I would do the thing about me. I do both. I'm fucking robbing. I'm just about that money, baby. I'm not walking in during open hours, man.

I'm definitely plotting and scheming the robbery where I got to get past all the stuff back Okay, but I'm not like I'm not walking in there with a gun and a fucking Mask on just like give me all your money. That ain't me. That's the way to do it. No, no, no, no, no, dude We're not wearing a mask cuz we walk in they know who the fuck we are. It's actually helpful. That ain't me, dude That ain't me. I'll be driving the car. Oh. Yeah, they actually know who the fuck they are. And they're like, we're not.

I like that. But like, that's a good look though. The old like bandana over the face pointed down. Like that's a look. It is a good look. That is cool. But if you're notorious enough, if you're killing tons of innocents in every bank

you walk in, now they're gonna say, hey, just give him the money because he kills children. He kills women. Adam, somebody's getting killed. Somebody's getting killed by accident at some point. He'll kill anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you walk in, well, Jesse James, he would like give people money, you know, so people

were like, all right. You know why? He had blood on his hands. He was like, I might as well go over Niagara Falls in a barrel if I keep living this life. It actually disgusts me that you guys aren't about robbing banks in the early 1900s, late 1800s. Well, look, I feel like you're kind of pitching the bank

robbing idea to me. And now I'm starting to see you have a vision. It's after the bank has closed, it's nighttime, we're using dynamite. Hey, sometimes. Well, that's one part of it. Yeah, that's one part. We're rappelling down with a hemp rope.

Sometimes you're like, hey, we're on the run, right? Because now the Texas Rangers, they're after us. Oh my god. The newly formed FBI, they're starting to come around. Not the baseball team. They're starting to come around. Not the baseball team. The Texas motherfucking Rangers. Okay, got it. They're after us.

I mean, the other states, they're finally starting to talk to each other. They're like, oh, we got to get these guys. We're going from Texas to Oklahoma to Kansas, into Nebraska, down through Missouri. We're fucking on the run, dude. What a nightmare. Well, this part's also cool. I like this part You just like set up shop somewhere like New York City and open up like a I like the on the run part, too I think that'll be fun

I just don't like walking in and pulling guns on people haven't you seen butch Cassie and Sundance kid like it ain't fun It's a great movie, but also Adam so now you're so notorious How do you even spend this money? Like, what are you doing in your spare time when you're not robbing banks? Are you just hiding out with your bros? Probably playing poker. Yeah. You go to it?

I mean, there's like an underground scene. There's like an underground scene. Hookers. It's a hooker bathhouse. Yeah, it's hook, it's poker. A lot of hanging out with hookers. Dambling. A lot of playing, like, underground card games. Okay. Yeah. I'm back in.

Also, there's certain towns that you just go to and they don't give a fuck, dude. They're like, yeah, you roll through Tombstone or whatever, they're like, yeah, he's a fucking notorious. We's actually kinda tight. Isn't that where they all, the cops killed? Didn't they, well, I don't know. I gotta rewind.

Yeah. This is right before that. Yeah, this is when it was cool. At that time. Yeah, Wyatt Earp. This is right before Wyatt Earp showed up to rewind. Yeah. This is right before. Yeah, this is when it was cool. At that time. This is right before Wyatt Earp showed up. OK, yeah. I bet with all that money at that time, you could go and incorporate your own city and make your own up and then have the law be like, I'm good.

You go cool. Yeah. I mean, I mean, honestly. And that's that's Jacksonville, Florida. Sorry. Maybe that's Florida. Like, shut up, dude. What do you mean? Just slamming on the brakes. What do you mean, bud? Put that on the board, please.

Maybe that's Jacksonville, Florida. First of all, all the bank robberies, all the big time bank robbers happened in the Southwest or in the Midwest. Look at this weirdo, dude. So like, what is your, what do you love about it so much besides the murder that for sure happened? Well, in 1901, there was a great fire in Jacksonville, Florida. weirdo dude so like what is your what do you love about it so much besides the murder that for sure happened well in 1901 there was a great fire in

Jacksonville Florida so that was just a little history lesson for my guys the fact that you're not into this actually it kind of weirds me out because it's so cool I love all of those movies I love all the old Western movies and I love the things about bank robbers. I so dusty. Yeah, that's sick. That's tight. It's true. It is. A lot of syphilis to a lot of syphilis, bro. You get those old school STDs where like you're you're you're stricken and syphilis is where they they shove the fucking like wide ass in your your urethra. That seemed like some pretty raw ass shit. Adams already walked down this lane too, Kyle. You're not going to convince me. Down your dick. And then you're back to Robin Mix.

Very, very painful. They put this crazy needle down your dick. It's pretty severe. Adams already figured out that preventively if you put the barrel of your own gun down your dick hole, it's basically loose and wide for whenever you get the syphilis and the doctor's like, well, this is easy. And the syphilis can just, yeah, it can just fall right out. It seeps out. Yeah, yeah. The syphilis will just seep right out. That is really nice.

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listen to TMI on the black effect podcast network, I heart radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. That's right. You're a gunslinger, right? You're a gunslinger and you know, like, uh, you're a good guy. You're a good guy, You're a good guy. But it's the Old West. And if someone pulls a gun on you

or someone steals your herd of cattle, maybe you're running cattle for a while. Sure. As a side hustle. You're a cowboy. And someone steals some cattle, boom, bam, hot damn. His skull's all over the floor, dude. Damn.

And look, the last thing I want to be seen as is a yellow belly. Right. Right. Thank you. Yeah. No, I know. Yellow belly. That's a good call. It's weird because I never thought of I never thought of Ders as a yellow belly. But now until now, now is a no good yellow belly. Don't call them a yellow belly, man. That's a is that racist? No, you're thinking Well, I'm all I'm saying is I'm pitching my cool idea and I thought we would be a fun gang

I'm like the four of us rolling into a bank rolling into town infamy We got the black we got black leather trench coats Oh, we're the guys that wear all black but like maybe one of us maybe the leader. I don't know. Maybe it's me I don't know. We'll see. Maybe he wears a white hat. Oh, it's the white hat. Okay. And so you really know, or like a red hat or something, so you all wear red bandanas, all black.

I wanna wear a purple hat, I'm wearing a purple hat. Okay, well no, it's green. I got a purple hat on. No, and I wear sandals, I wanna wear sandals, or moccasins. Blake's wearing sandals, yeah, that's dope. That I got from a really beautiful Native American woman. Blake thinks he's like Tonto, which is the whole thing.

I'm also not down with the black coat. And they're like, you're appropriating, bro. OK, no. I'm not down with the black coat. I'm wearing a leather vest. Blake has a gun in somebody's face, and they're like, really? You're appropriating?

Yeah. I do the war paint. Hey, guys. What? It's kind of a uniform, and we can't just wear whatever we want like the leader It gets to wear one piece of flair. This is like Papa smurf I feel like everybody should have at least one piece of flair that like I obviously wear a headdress. Yeah

100% well, then who's the leader? Because think about like a band like they're sure there's the lead singer, but then there's like that there's like slash Yeah, it was almost more iconic than Axl Because think about like a band like they're sure there's the lead singer, but then there's like that there's like slash Yeah, it was almost more iconic than Axl. Yeah, it's neck and neck got the hat because he's got the house get the moccasins Here's the deal. It's not it's not just it's not pieces of flair. Okay, it's not the moccasins It's one of us carries a shotgun. Oh The first sawed-off shot one of us has two pistols and does a lot of time. Oh, oh, okay, okay So I spray paint ice I spray paint my shotgun pink. That's kind of hard. There's no spray paint Hey when was spray paint no spray paint in the 80s when I dip it in pink berries, whatever dude

It's pink. Yeah, there you go. You got it with the pink berry wasn't invited You're gonna want the moccasin dude. You're gonna want that. You're gonna want that guy on your team because he's quiet. And can I be the knife guy or is there any use for a knife guy? Well sure, I want the moccasin,

I wanna be the moccasin guy, but hey, we're not gonna be- We don't all have to dress the same. This is cultural appropriation and in my gang, we don't do this, okay? Oh, that's cool. We don't culturally appropriate. So you shoot women and children, but you draw the line at moccasins. Oh, wow.

You took a woke stance. Hey, this is a woke podcast now, Kyle. You missed out. Dyrs sort of converted us the other week. Chill. I'm chill with that. All gravy, baby. Woke is important.

We're going to have a Native American and he's going to be one of the most badass motherfuckers. I mean, he's scalping people what the that seems huh? Yeah Hey, hey Jeff, that's not what they do. Yeah, we're like Jeff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because that's what we call him because he has a like little yellow feather or whatever his like Indian name is and his like Indian name is and but it doesn't roll off the tongue. Yeah and we're woke now? Yeah it doesn't roll off the tongue. So we just call him Jeff. Yellow sound too. Okay well that's cool. I'm not calling you yellow feather. Bitch you are Jeff. Your name is Jeff bitch.

If you're in the middle of a scene, If you're in the middle of a shootout. A scene? You're gonna say a scene. Well, it's all a movie. Adam didn't tell you. No, while this is happening, he's having a guy write out everything. Like, who's taking everything down.

So it could then be a play. Sure. It's an epic story. Yeah, well because movies are just on the rise probably starting to invent film. No, you don't know when anything happened, do you? 1901, all I know is the Great Fire in Jacksonville, Florida, but you guys dogged on me for that.

Well, by the way, I'm saying the mid late 1800s into the early 1900s. Do they have video cameras? The moving picture. Yeah. When did that start? What is that? 1908? It's like the turn of the century. I think the science was being developed around 1900. Yeah, I'm saying maybe you're the first person that they're kind of following around and and take.

Oh, a little dock. We got a little dock going on. Yeah. Oh, the footy. OK, that's cool. I'm into that. And it's a shootout, but they're like, don't move because it takes, if you move, it's gonna be way too blurry. Like, please be very still. Hold it.

Hold it, hold it. Kyle's under that curtain thing. Yeah. Just fucking cranking the camera. Yeah, they say the only thing more deadly than Divine's gun is Kyle's camera, right? And then maybe I'm there to rewrite I don't know maybe that's my job Yeah, whatever as long as I have a pink shotgun. I'm hyped Adams the bank robber Blake's there

I'm thinking he's part of a robber who's trying to take it really serious. She's just like guys no Where I'm the one bank robber who's trying to take it really serious. Who's just like, guys, no. I'm the one that wears the white hat. I have the pink shotgun. He's being a sissy bitch about it. That's how he sounds. He's not very woke. Kyle's trying to film us, even though cameras don't exist. They do exist.

And Ders is it doesn't want to do any part of it. He doesn't want any part of it, because he, in this time period, hate to say it, little bit of a yellow belly. Yellow belly, yeah. But to prove us that he's not scared, he's going to go off Niagara fall next week. And what does yellow belly mean? It means you pee all over yourself. But why does it, yeah, what does it come from?

It is, it's pee pee. Oh, that's right. Like you wet your pants, like you're're I'm afraid to look that one up But my dick is below my belly and pee pee does not go up. No, but like you Your piece so hard it goes up. Well, it's right. It's gotta be pee Maybe it's a snake when you flip it over or a lizard or some kind of a lizard. Yeah What does it I don't see the the definition is a cowardly person? Ent. Well, it doesn't. I don't see the definition as a cowardly person. Yeah. But where does it come from? Entomology. Yeah. And excuse me? Entomology.

Is that a coffee cake? Yellow belly. And by the way, the use over time, it actually, in the 1950s, it peaked. It was really used a lot in the 1950s. So this wasn't even a phrase the time that I'm talking about. Well, you could say that it a lot in the 1950s. So this wasn't even a phrase the time that I'm talking about. Well, you could say that it peaked in the 50s because they put it in Western movies, which peaked in the 50s. Okay. So why don't you peek behind the curtain?

So nobody knows what they're talking about today. I like that. Are you talking about the phrase peaked in the 50s? The phrase. Adam knows he wants to rob banks. That's what he knows. Here's what it is. It's so weird to me. You're telling me that you've never thought about robbing. I don't have these fantasies. Although. Kyle, you have the floor. Go ahead, Kyle. Okay, I'll wait. Well, I just want to say one thing. I kind of now want to hand write, I'm robbing this bank.

Do not hit the button and give me $5,000. No button. And kind of give it to Adam to just keep in his wallet. Okay. Just to have. Cause I feel like the next time you go to a bank, which is never, it'll give you a little charge.

To be like, I could do it right now. If they knew what I had in my little butt pocket here. I wonder if you gave it, if you just like were at a car wash and you gave it to like the car wash guy, like what he would do. Give me everything in the register. You get shot. You get shot, Adam.

Yeah, you can't, if you're saying you're robbing. If it says I'm robbing this bank. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You're getting a gun pulled on you Hey, but guess what I pull one back dude, and let's see what's fastest Guys just washing cars and now it's a shootout But he pulled a gun you're brutal could have just given me the bank But you gave him a note that said give me the money or I'm gonna kill you.

I didn't say, it doesn't say kill. It didn't say kill. I'm robbing this bank. It says I'm robbing this bank. Hey, you started that shit. You started that shit, which is fucking, that's what you like. Yeah, and guess what? You like starting shit, that's your thing. Yeah, I do, and guess what?

I also like ending it, dude. Oh my God. I wrote that line for him. Oh my God. Okay, I have the, I have the entomology of yellow belly if you guys wanna know where yellow belly comes from. Yes. Are you ready?

Yes, Kyle, we do. Yes. Okay. He's back. My god. Well, we might as well learn something, you know? We might as well learn something. So here we go.

The word originally applied to birds that literally have a yellow belly. Like the yellow bellied sap sucker. From there, it came to mean an insult for cowards. If you're afraid to ask someone on a date, you're yellow bellied. If you're easily frightened, you're yellow bellied. I do not understand that being yellow bellied at all

because like, you... Because birds scare easy? I guess so, because they're very like, I'm gonna fly here at the sound, the first sound of something. Yeah, so they seem frightened, I guess. Pfft. Right. That is the thought process of a bird.

I'm gonna fly here. Did you guys hear that? I'm gonna fly here. That doesn't seem like a very cohesive definition. No, if I believe that. What do you mean? You don't believe it. You don't believe that?

Yellow belly is a... Kyle, do you believe everything you read? I think he pees up on his stomach. Yeah, I like that. I like that much better. Yeah, you pee on your stomach at any sort of scary thing. Yellow belly. Here's the, any sort of scary thing yellow belly Here's what's the origin of yellow belly? Lily livered the fuck is a lily livered. You guys heard that one

I think that means you can't handle your booze So our life derves outlaw life There's not one part of you that has ever watched a gangster movie or any kind of Western or anything Where you were like, that's tight. I mean, obviously, I'm not doing that. I know one movie he likes. I'm not actually robbing the banks. But you never thought about just being like, yeah, fuck.

No. Dyrus, you're trying to tell me you watched the movie A Cowboy Away, and you weren't a little bit into maybe becoming a cowboy? I can shorten that sentence to, you never watched Cowboy Way. I've never seen that movie. I don't even know who's in that. What?

Well, that's okay though. I think it's Woody Harrelson. Yeah. Ernie Hudson. Yeah, it's fucking great. I also don't really know a cowboy. What? Dude, it's a classic.

I know Carlito's Way, and I never wanted to be Carlito. You never watched Goodfellas, or's a classic. I know Carlito's way, and I never wanted to be Carlito. You never watched Goodfellas, or actually, the Jers? Or Tombstone, what about Tombstone? Well, Tombstone is kind of like the opposite. Tombstone is the law. The good guys, yeah. Which I personally love, okay? I think that's better, but then you just feel like a narc.

Yeah, but then the law, they're also kind of like okay, dude Well, it's confusing. They're also like sorta bad guys You've never I can't believe you haven't seen a cowboy way the cowboy way the posters these dudes are on horses in New York City They look like you by the way fifty nine percent on Rotten Tomato pretty good score worth the watch but the answer Adam yeah, yeah, I've never been like, I don't know. It doesn't like do it for me. What does it do for you? It's a rush, right? The thought of it is a rush. That's what it's what it boils down to. But what I'm saying is why is it a rush for you? It's exciting. Why is it exciting? Why is it exciting? Well, obviously, it's a ton of adrenaline.

You're going in there. You might get a shootout. You might get murdered. Yeah. I know. But why do you why do you want that adrenaline? Because it's because it's like, why do you want adrenaline that way? Well, so is the sports movie like, which is a totally. Like none, you don't have to murder anybody. Yeah, but I'm I'm good at I think I'd be really good at murder. It's a wild thing to say, bro.

I think I would be I am a good shot. I think I'm a really good shot. Like you want you want to be a gangster. You think that's cool. I think I have a steady hand. Yeah. You could be a surgeon in tough situations. You mean Dr. Giggles in tough situations. Yeah, you could be a surgeon in tough situations. You could be Dr. Giggles. Tough situations. I think, yeah, I could join my great-great-uncle

and be in the Jesse James game. So that's what's happening right now, is you're feeling like you've had family that has gone down this. This might be in your DNA. That's what you're thinking. So you're accepting it. He was murdered.

He was murdered. In the heat of a robbery or what? In the heat of a robbery, yeah. He was murdered. He was murdered in the heat of in the heat of a robbery or what? You know, he didn't hear of a robbery. Yeah, he was murdered outside of a bank. He was he might have been. I think we talked about this on the podcast before, like episode 12 or something. But he might have been like kind of the bitch of the crew because he was just like look out. I think like you put the bitches on the right way.

All the tough guys go inside. I don't know if that's his. That really might have been the smartest one. It was like if as soon as she hits the fan, I'm out of here. That's what I was going to say when you were doing that. They're running the scenario. I'm like, I'll be look out. I'll be with the horses. You know what I mean? I'll be chilling, making sure they're quiet.

Yeah. Yellow belly stuff. But that's not that much. Yeah. That's pretty. The belly is pretty yellow. Yeah, I guess I get that. Yellow belly. Lily. Well, if I yellow belly stuff. But that's not that much of a problem. The belly is pretty yellow. Yeah, I get that. Yellow belly, lily-bitter. Well, I would like to do that,

but I have to go inside so everybody sees my pink shotgun. I need people to see it. Just tucked in your pink boots. Nobody's gonna see it if I'm out by the horse. Come on now. Hold your horses. How'd you get it pink again? You did it with berries?

Yeah, like dipped it in berries. I dipped it in like berry juice. Well, see, what Dyrd says is an understanding. He's just thinking about the murders. I haven't tried it. It's the Wild West though, so murders are constantly happening, but you live, there's a code.

Life expectancy is so low at that point, like, come on. There's a code. Yeah, well, what do you think the life expectancy is in like the late 1800s? Well, if you a code. Well, what do you think the life expectancy is in like the late 1800s? Well, if you're in Jacksonville, not very long, because there's a really big fire in 1901. And what's your motive for robbing banks? Money.

It's just money. You just want money? Well, no, Adam wants to go on tour. Yeah, I want to take it on tour. Oh, right. And that's what this guy did? I guess I just don't think they're cool. I think that they're losers.

That's so sick. That's the sickest thing Ders has ever said. Okay. I think that they're fringe. They couldn't figure it out for themselves so then they had to pull out a gun and kill people. And I'm like, I think you're a loser. Yeah, but that's not fun.

You want to know what's cool? The guy who invented candy canes. Now that's cool. Also 1900, 1902. You just slip the candy cane right in the barrel of the gun and go, you know. I think this is cool. The candy man can.

Boom. Willy Wonka. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like it's people who couldn't hack it who got frustrated and they're like, I'm gonna rob a bank then. And you go, well, I bet you are because you have a gun in my face because you're a loser.

So Ders, you're wider. It is definitely. Yeah. It's the easiest way to make money. Because he's also not going to be a police officer. Right. Yeah. Right. I don't know. It seems like he has the mind for a police officer. I'll be a police officer before I'll be a bank robber who kills people. Okay. You heard it here first. I like that.

Yeah. Why not? I'm a narc. I'm going to be your Huckleberry. I mean, blue line. What do they call it? Blue line love. What is it called?

I don't know. What is this? What is it? Blue lives matter. That's what it is. Blue line love. Blue line love. Blue Line Love. Blue Line Love. That, my friend.

And on that, that's another episode. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams? I would like to say big shout out to Kyle Neuacheck for coming back. I'm here. I think we did 80 episodes without you. And yeah. Jesus Christ, really?

It was good, something like that. And it's really good to have you back. Mm-hmm. It's fine. Actually, it's fine. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like it feels a little crowded. I feel like three people, it's a little easier,

and, uh, it flows a little better, but... Noted. Yeah, it's fine to have you back, Kyle. It's good to see you. Yeah, noted. My friend Kyle, it's good to see you. As a podcast co-host. It pretty indifferent. But to see you as my friend. I love that.

Okay, well, I'll take that. I'll take that. Thank you. Thank you. That's I don't love how you kind of replaced the soundboard today. Blake's really slept through this last podcast almost non existent. He's just in all it was everywhere. Maybe I'm not plugged in. Oh, really? It really was everywhere I didn't hear it you haven't heard it at all hit us with one hit it right now you didn't just hear I'm your friend no oh boy did you not plug in this song oh no man nobody told me I've been playing

sounds the whole freaking time the last sound I heard was like friendship, like in the first like two minutes. What the hell? I didn't switch anything. Dang, that's sad. I was really hitting the board hella well today. That's too bad. You're lucky Adam doesn't come in and shoot you, dude. That's really sad. The fact that my bank robbing fantasies like turned on me and something. I'm like a bad guy.

I'm like, I think a lot of people go into banks and imagining not murder, but imagining how to rob the high. High. Right. We've all seen heat. We've all seen heat, though. We know what happens. Don't do that. And Adam, I think I think Adam's going to find a lot of support out there from droves of losers who also are chasing this high that they just can't, they can't manufacture themselves in their own lives

so they have to put other people's lives at risk. But Ders, I have manufactured myself. Diarrhea. I'm living a very good life. That's what's so interesting is that you still think. I'm living a very good life. Yeah, but why do you need to subject other people? I just don't understand.

I don't understand it. I don't have to. It's a fantasy. I'm not doing everything in my fantasy. But what are you getting out of the fantasy? Just cool imagination. My imagination's running wild. Dude, I need to clear that.

I know, but why? I like that too. And the idea of living in the 1800s. We really didn't get to the bottom of like, you subjecting other people, like you having to dominate people for a rush. I guess I just don't get a rush out of that. I'm living in a nightmare.

I hate this version of Ders. Dude, I love this version of Ders. Are you guys hearing my drops now? Yeah. Very shagadelic. Worst. Yeah, got him, got him. Can that be your take back?

That you have a fucking brain or? No, well, I will say that I do think the board was dropping. You will hear it when you listen back to the episode. OK, you guys didn't hear it on the zoom with the now. As I said, happy 200 episode, everybody. Kyle, happy 100. I'm chunking now. It's good to see you, Kyle. Welcome back. 140. I'm chunking now? It's good to see you, Kai. Welcome back. 140.

I'm here with you guys. 140. Happy 200. And this is the cowboy way. Happy 140, gentlemen. Happy 200, man. All right, boys. It was great to come on with you.

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