This Is Important - Ep 201: Just A Whole Lot Of Conjecture

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

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Listen for free on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today, on This Is Important? Tickle tickle goes my pickle. Nude skydiving is kind of sick. Yeah, it's my cheese. Oh, I'm really happy about it.

I like it when you call me just Papa, okay? Buckle up. He he he he. Woo. All right. All right. All right. Purple sound.

Oh, there we go. There's the soundboard. I knew it was there. Because what happened last week? What happened last week, Blake? I think this is gonna be irrelevant because I was playing soundboard cues, you guys just couldn't hear them.

Oh, so we get the surprise. Will you go overboard this week? We just do it like my favorite word, ad nauseum. Absolutely. Ooh. Get up and come down with the sickness. There's that word. Ad nauseum?

I did Word of the Day last week. Oh yeah. And I forgot at the very end to ask you guys what you thought my Word of the Day was. Do you use it? I used it several times. And I used it seamlessly into it was gone. No, I used it several times and you guys did not get it.

I mean, I didn't bring it up at the end, so maybe you would have gotten it. I had no idea. Yeah, it didn't feel like any words were out of your vocabulary. It was cohesive. Cohesive. I said cohesive several times.

Okey dokey. I was like, we're not making a cohesive point. I was saying a lot of cohesive words. Oh, I don't know if I would have flagged that word, but now that I know that this is a game that we're playing every single podcast, I will be listening to what you say. Okay.

I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna do a word of the day today. Okay, yeah, all right, good. Okay. Yeah. Look at him take this in. I'm gonna do a word of the day. I like that cohesive. I mean, what is this website? Like, this is...

Oh, you're getting it from somewhere? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought you were making them up. Is it called like smartwords.com? Like up your vocab? No. That shit's important. Is it one of those little calendars? Well, don't look because you're going to see what the words of the... what the possible word of the day is gonna be and then you're gonna be like Adam If you think I'm gonna go

Word of the day dot com just one of the day calm. I don't give a fuck I'm just wondering how like what website is saying like cohesive give a fuck enough to ask Well, I'm just like cohesive doesn't sound like I'm gonna gonna come! It's Merriam-Webster. It's a dictionary. So. I'm going there right now.com? No don't look Kyle. I wanna guess. I wanna guess. When Adam says vibrant a couple of times you're gonna know what it is. No it'll be pretty easy.

Dude I love the big word that you pull. They're like what's gonna be a crazy word? Bro cohesive is not a crazy big word. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, what is this website? Yeah. Like fucking vocabulary for dummies. Miriam Webster. I mean, yeah, it's a dictionary website. That sounds cool. Dictionary. Yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah. Changes every day. What was that word that you said?

Is it ag nauseam or ad nauseam? What is that word? Ad. That was at ad nauseam ad. That ad nauseam seems like a word that would be on this thing because you just don't hear it at least in the circles I travel in. You don't hear it. Fuck it! But what is it?

What is it? What do you mean? At nauseum. I thought it was at nauseum. Like a lot or like kind of like redundant, like repeated. And is it at? I think it's at nauseum. At?

Is it like Latin or some shit? Oh, at nauseum. Yeah. Well, nauseum, maybe it's at nausea ad is it like Latin or some shit Oh ad nauseam Yeah, well nausea. Maybe it makes you nauseous sure I think I'm with Blake. I think I've been saying that wrong my entire life Like at nauseam like you it's so much you're nauseous. Yeah You're like almost sick About how much it's being used right? Yeah, that's what I can pull from that. I'm ad nauseam, OK? I'm about to look it up. And by the way, I think it's ad nauseam.

It's actually a stick name for a club. Yeah. Ad nauseam. Nausium. Oh, wow. Yeah, it is. It is that. It's ad nauseam. Wonderful. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. Adam, that's what we call you behind your back. Call me ad-nauseam.

Are you talking about ad-nauseam design? Damn, that's a sick ass DJ name. Ad-nauseam, DJ ad-nauseam? But it's hella weird, cause it's like, it's like big A, small D, big N. Well, then I guess it's not him or her. What the fuck? So that's also like how I spell my name.

Big D, lower E, capital V. Whoa, dude, this is getting weird. You are so dumb. This is a fucking episode of are you afraid of the dark? It means to nausea. I'm a dumbass. That's what it means. So then it is.

Yeah, it's Latin. You're crushing it. Ders, you're crushing it. I mean, most words are. But we were, you, Adam was right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, guys's a Latin. You're crushing it. There's you're crushing it. I mean most words are but we were you Adam is right Yeah, yeah, yeah guys great job early fucking congrats and pats on the back We got to the bottom of that really like this tricycle was turned into a car Say my friends are a hell of a smaller smarter than I thought

This is insane. My friends are a hell of a way smaller, smarter than I thought. The energy is palpable, baby. The energy is palpable. We are also a hell of a way smaller. Whoa, you guys are way hell of a smaller in person. I'm 5'11", dude. This feels good. Way hell of a smaller. Hell of a way? Is that what you're saying? Hell of a way? I feel like Adam just dropped the vocabulary word and we weren't listening.

Oh, yeah. What'd he say? Did you drop it? I just saw vocabulary word and we weren't listening. Oh, yeah. What do you say? Did you drop it? I just saw him smile because we weren't listening. He was like Facial tics it's like poker. Yeah, I like this It's a fun game and Adam's smiling right now cuz I think I'm right and now he's just trying to figure how to Use it again now. He's trying to fake smile, but I've already found the tell I found the tell Uh-huh. Yes, just smile the whole pod. I'm just saying it's a cohesive podcast that we're doing that sometimes is in shambles and Are you throwing out red herrings now? It's Shambles. I feel like, well, that's conjecture, my friend.

Oh, OK. This is good. Oh, boy. I think it's conjecture. He's not pulling conjecture out of nowhere. Shambles, he says a lot. And the energy is palpable. Palpable.

Wait a minute. Like, he would say, I'm in Shambles. It's definitely conjecture. So the game's over. Conjecture is it. Yeah. And he's not smiling now because I got him. And this is, we'll find out at the end of the podcast.

Okay. Stay tuned. All right, all right, good. We'll be listening. All I'm saying. Stay tuned, but I can't wait. I hope it's not conjecture. Conjecture is just not in, it's just not in there. I'm sorry.

Shambles is. Shambles is in there. It's just not in there. I'm sorry. Shambles is. Shambles is in there. That's Adam's vernacular for shizzle. Yessir. Yeah, my vernacular's pretty dope. I might not know how to say it properly, but I know what it means. Say it properly or use it properly.

Both. Either one. Yeah! It's tough. No, I would say normally I don't know how to say it properly but I'm using it properly I think I use it don't pronounce it I don't pronounce it right I think I know what I'm trying to say or what the word means but I don't know I butchered the act you lose Like my dad my dad the other day. I call my son Bo. I'm that's his name So that's what I'm calling him call me by my name

His little nickname is Bobo could you just say his name twice cute like a little baby thing You know Bobo Bobo that meant titty in my house growing up. Go ahead really I would say wambos You know, a little Bobo. That meant Titty in my house growing up. Go ahead. Really? Really? I like that. Bobo's. Bobo's. I would say Wambos. You're a monster. Wambos. That's been established. Yeah. And you can decide the rules in your house.

Your boobs are huge. Yeah. But this is but this is I feel like I get this from my dad where I just might every once in a while just absolutely butcher a word that is pretty easy to say. I go I I'm FaceTime with my parents. I go, yeah, little Bobo. And my mom goes, oh, my God, that's so cute. That's his little nickname, Bobo.

And I'm like, yeah, little Bobo. And I'm holding him. And my dad goes, little boob, loud bagel. And then but it's like it got caught. He goes, oh, my God, look at him. Little boop. Wow. That's it'sel. Right. But it's like it got caught. He goes, oh my God, look at him. Little boop, wow! That shit's important. What happened?

Is he trying to make a, like change the name or? I think it just came out wrong and then he got stuck and then it came out really wrong. It was Boo, which isn't his name. Yeah. But close, but close. Boo and Bo. Boo and then it got stuck and then he's like...

Gah! Gah! Gah! Adam and Mary are making fun of him but the throat cancer, it's back. Blue blout! He never had the throat. It's not back. It's not back. It's not back. I like blue blout. Yeah, I think I have that. I think that's that's that I get I get that from my father. I feel like a lot of grandparents are named that way.

It's like whatever the grandkids like end up calling them. It ends up being like goblah or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I feel like you come you come into it having a name, a nickname in mind. But then it becomes the name it's going to be through hiccups and slip-ups. Yeah. My mother-in-law wants to be called Kiki.

Okay. Kiki. That's an easy one. Do you love me? Why I don't know. Big Drake fan? Big Drake fan? I don't know.

Come into the stage next. Gotcha bitch. Totally, and my dad goes, good luck with that one, you're gonna be grandma Kinky. And I'm like, oh for sure, for sure she is. Which I'm like kinda. Kinky's cool. I like that. I'm sorry, where's Kinky coming from

besides your dad right now? Well, my dad, my dad. Yeah. No, I know, but like who else is gonna, like the bow's not gonna be like Kinky. Yeah, what Dennis is saying is he's gonna call her kinky. Well, I mean, maybe, maybe he is gonna, he's a divine boy, he might not,

words might come out wrong sometimes. He's a bank robbing pervert on the loose. Your boobs are huge. I think your dad's just saying, your dad's just saying that he's gonna call her kinky. He's like, it's gonna happen, that's what's going down. He's gonna take the power back. But he has a choice.

I know. Exactly. A choice to make a really good bit. A really good bit in the family. He doesn't have a choice. It'll just come out that way. With my father. Fair enough.

Blue Blau. Baby Blue Blau. Blue Blau, I mean it's kind of. Blue Blau surprise. I'm kind of into it. Yeah, it's kind of hard, dude. I've never heard that before. Little Bobo, oh yeah, look at him little boot. Wow!

Kiki's a cool grandma name. That is a cool grandma name. I think that's dope. Have we done grandma names? I know we've done like actual names, but did we do nicknames? Naked grandma! Like what our grandmas were? Yeah, like I had a meemaw and a giggy.

That's right. You had cool ones. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did.

I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. nicknames? Naked grandma! Uh, like what our grandmas were? Yeah, like I had a meemaw and a giggy. That's right, you had cool ones. Yeah. I didn't have any, it was just grandma and grandpa.

Oh really? Yeah, I didn't either. Yeah. It kinda sucked. I had Nana. Naked grandma! Nana and gramps. That was one side.

Pretty good. Yeah, Nana was chill. By the way, I didn't even name my grandparents, or my grandfathers, because one was dead and the other one was just Papa. Oh, Papa. Damn. Pretty standard. Damn.

Big Papa, Papa. Did you say Big Papa or just Papa? Yeah, BP. He didn't like it when I called him Big Papa. Whoop-a! I didn't throw my hands in the air. That's weird. I'm waving them anywhere.

That's weird. I love it when you call me just Papa. Were you chunking or did you have a little divine in you when you said Papa? Cause there was a weird hesitation. Or was that a chunk? Cause he goes, I like it when you call me big Papa. Papa.

I think it might've been a chunk. Wee-oo. Oh, okay. Might've been a chunk. Might've been a chunk. Okay, all right. I like a big pause between the pause. That's British big.

Pause. I like it when you call me just Papa. Okay. I like it when you call me just Papa. I like it when you call me just Papa. Wait, I've got to give him some points. Yes, points! I like that, Kyle. Still really trying to navigate Kyle being back here. I'm trying to like, I heard what you guys said

at the end of last episode, and I'm kind of trying to sit back and let the wheels go. You know what I mean? Yeah, last week. I didn't remember it. That's so convoluted at this point. That is so convoluted. It's conjecture. It's all conjecture at this point. I just feel really conjectured about it. I would like to pay homage to last week.

WEE-OOH! Homage! It was really, it was kind of fun to bring Kyle back into the fold. I'm here listening. And you get to kind of peek behind the curtain and see like how the really the I'm here listening. And you gotta kinda peek behind the curtain and see like how the really, the wheels turn for us. Tight 20 foot hole. Really the wheels turn baby. And just see inside the brains of this podcast,

which was rated the funniest podcast, the best comedy podcast. Yeah, Kyle. As soon as Kyle left, it became the funniest. As soon as Kyle left, we're winning awards. Oh, but that's not based on me being gone in those moments, is it? It was. I think the most crowded podcast 2025. Is it is it based on when I'm out? Because I think so.

Gee, I can do it. No, no, no. They were explicit about that. Yeah. See, I can do it. Yeah. No, we don't want you to, no, no. They were explicit about that. I can see you. I can dip. Yeah, no, we don't want you to. It's fine. We don't. We don't. As a friend, we like it. We don't do this for the awards. It's not. Yeah, it's not about awards as a friend. We we love you here and we're not in it for the awards.

OK, it's about friendship. Yeah, it's about friendship. Yeah, I'm here to do whatever. Unless like the awards start to stop then it's gonna be like Okay, you know hard on the friendship if we lose next year you're out. You're gone. Okay fair. I'm gonna hold you to that You're you're a brother to us bitch. You're a brother to us. You're like kin to us Now is like hitting refresh on the website and using a bunch of words and then he's going to try and use that against us later and I don't like it at all. This is the way.

All I'm saying is you're like kin. Because kin homage, we know these. We know these. Kin, huh. Well, thanks. Thanks for saying that, Adam. Whether it's a word of the day or not, I appreciate being your kin phone. I think he's going back through the last few days now.

What else you got there, buddy? He's definitely looking on his laptop. I appreciate being your kid. I think he's going back through the last few days now He's definitely looking on his laptop the way that dimples poppin I'm like got him. Yeah, sorry I mean we build up, you know because for a while I feel like the fans they build up Kyle as if he's some sort of demagogue But you're just a man demagogue or demigod demagogue. Is it demagogue or demigod? This is the way. And what is a Demi-gog since you got the definition right there? Yeah. I don't know. I can look it up.

It's G-O-U-G-U-E, is that right? Demi, like Demi Moore? I love it. And then gog? Demi-gog. Yes, that's exactly it. Yes, point! Hey, hit him with the points for Demi Moore.

It's... I got him. D-E... Hold up. It's D-E-M-A-G-O-U-G-E. G-E-M-A-G-O-G-U-E. Right. You're a stupid dumbass. I don't know what that word means.

I've heard it throughout my life. Demagogue. It's a dishonest leader who appeals to people's emotions. So that's what people thought Kyle was. That is not what I thought. How prescient. Yeah. Yeah, the Aruga Lord.

Oh, that's good, though. They thought that I was a dishonest leader, but I'm actually not. Yeah, you're appealing to people's emotions, toying with them by being gone. Oh, so that's what I am. You were a demigod. But then you came back.

You came back. I was demigod. I was demigod. You were demigod. And in fact, I didn't really know the definition before I said it. I just, I thought it was, I kind of thought that a demigod was like a, someone that you put on a pedestal.

So I would have gotten that definition wrong. I think that's demigod. I think that that is, that is a word, but it's demigod. That's a semi-god. Yeah, semi-god, demigod. is that is a word but it's demi-god. That's a semi-god. Yeah semi-god demi-god You are so dumb Science I love finding out Cuz you know when someone says a word and you just kind of nod your head

Cuz you're like am I gonna slow this down and be like, what does that mean? You just go? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah didn't think about it like that. But when you say it, yeah It's good to like get this out in the open and learn did um did any of your parents called parmesan parmesan that was big in my household my wife says parmesan okay parmesan yeah parmesan yeah I grew up here in parmesan and that was I kind of want to bring it back Way She says parmesan parmesan parmesan. Why does she put that extra flair on parmesan cheese? Parmesan you're talking to me. Yeah, no idea. She just got it wrong and stuck with it?

I bet Parmesan is right. I don't know if it's wrong. I don't know if it's closer to how it's pronounced. Parmesan. Where it's made or whatever. In Italy? Italy, right? Yeah.

That's Parmesan. Parmesan. Or if she's just a Steve Zahn fan and like this is just another way to get in there. Yeah, just another way. Oh! Oh! Righty then. Steve Z on Parmesan, dude. Damn.

He should start his own cheese. That's a product. That's a fucking product. Damn, Steve Don. Yeah, it's my cheese. Oh, I'm really happy about it. I worked with him all last year, hung out with Steve on quite a bit.

Did he talk about his cheese company? Yeah, he did mention his cheese company. He's way more of a country guy than I thought. He lives on a farm. Yeah, that's what I heard too. Yeah, he lives on a farm. Minnesota? No, in Kentucky.

Ooh, I'm going to do that. That'd be fun for a year. And he says he plays with his tractors and finds arrowheads and shit. He's just like, I have a great life. He owns like a couple hundred acres and just is like, he's just like, I'm gonna go like get rid of that tree and then like work, cut this stump up. Yeah.

That's cool. Yeah. That is cool. Cause then you get the, you have the barn full of all the heavy machinery and you get to operate that shit and do whatever you want to do out there. That's cool. Cause then you get the, you have the barn full of all the heavy machinery and you get to operate that shit and do whatever you want to do out there. That's fun. A new season of Bridgerton is here and with it a new season of

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He has a farm outside of Atlanta in Georgia, And he just kind of just has some tractors and just like drives around on tractors all damn day. Yeah. You want to like feel like you have a purpose when in reality you're just hoeing some ground. Yeah. I feel like for me, I wouldn't like... I think I would like to have like a lake. I feel like I could be an old man and just go fishing every day. But just like driving a tractor all day, I think I would get I would have to rob a bank at some point.

Yeah, that seems so conjunctive. Yeah. So conjunctive. I that's not doing it for you. Yeah. You got to have a purpose if you're driving the tractor. That's good. You got to be like you got to be like, I'm making a road from here to the lake. I'm doing that. That's my purpose right now. It just seems like a big sandbox, right? That's all it is. Yeah, that is.

But then you end up like fucking Hawkeye, what's his name, Renner? Renner, yeah. Jeremy, yeah. Plowing his own shit and like, God damn, dude like ran over himself and I guess he's back, right? No, I don't think he ran over himself.

I think he was like saving someone. It tipped over, no one knows. I thought he was saving ran over himself I think he was like saving someone tipped over no one knows I thought he was saving somebody too I thought he was like pulling them out of the snow and then he got like ran over by the plow I mean that might have been the PR machine I'm just kidding I thought he had a snowplow and then got caught in the snowplow. Yes, I think it tipped back over. Crazy. I think the less we know, the better. Yeah, conjunction.

What's the function? All I know is he was rocking cool glasses when he was like, I'm all right. Yeah, he rocked. That's all I know. And we're throwing up that picture here. OK, so so technically he was rescuing his nephew. Thank you. That's fair. Thank you. I will accept your apology, but it wasn't like

Rescuing rescuing it's not like he was okay like what round wait what define rescue? Well, he was stuck in a car during a bad storm, so he's just trying to dig the car out It's not like a rescue. He was going to his nephew who was in a stuck car Yes, got it so Renner used the plow to rescue his nephew. Well that seems pretty dangerous. Yeah, he could freeze to death. To you, you wouldn't even rob a bank you bitch. Well, I don't know what that would be like to be covered in snow. I mean there was snow out here, and it was fucking cold as shit, dude. I don't think that would be fun. I mean you guys didn't grow up around snow.

So like, you get stuck in cars sometimes okay I mean it's no I mean it's not awesome it's not great no thing nothing you figure it out hold on hold on I got you for that but it's like I'm sure he could get out of the car I think that he was just trying to get his car out of the snow right you know what I mean it's not like he's rescuing his life. He's like... Yeah, he's trying to tow it or something. Right.

Yeah, I want to get my car out. I want to move the car. By the way, Renner must have been so pumped to be like, I can finally use that snow plow. Yeah, that thing sounded sick, dude. That was brutal. So after successfully towing his nephew's vehicle, Renner exited the plow,

and then it rolled towards him, crushing him. So that sucks. Yeah, that sucks. Good for him to be back on the mend, oh my God. Yeah, that's bad. Yeah. Yeah, that would be a bummer.

I don't think I would want more than four acres. Pull back! Four acres is fine. How big is that? What is an acre? An acre was like my house out in Calabasas. That was an acre. Like that's what I'm on right now is one.

Okay. In Danville too. Rub it in. You need another four inches. But so four is good. Four is a good size. But I don't know. I feel like 30 is the right play.

You need another four inches. Yeah. I'll go to state parks. I'll go to like other, like they can deal with it. I don't want to have to like mo police 30 acres and like go for a fence ride and make sure like shits tip top. Yeah, that's a lot of snakes. It's a lot. It's a lot of work.

You're basically taking care of a fucking park. You're right. That's what it is. Or basically what I mean, if you have enough money for all these acres, maybe you have enough money to build an old Wild West town and you can sort of live out your fantasy. We go right. Right. Yes. Yeah. Bank robbing or whatever. You know what I mean? You could really build. So if you have a hundred acres, you could build like a old city street,

like an old New York tiny city street. So you can have old timey gangster shootouts for fun with your friends. By the way, this is the show. This is a show about the people who work at the fake ranch on a billionaire's like farm and they just sit around waiting for him to come back in town and pretend to rob the bank and pretend to like put a gun, but then someone does get killed. And one day it's real. I mean imagine, imagine being, ah it'd be so fun to be like a crazy eccentric billionaire.

A what? A centric billionaire. Is that the word? No. Adam, you know it's eccentric, not eccentric. Wait a minute. It's with an X, eccentric? No, it's eccentric, not eccentric. Wait a minute. It's with an X, eccentric? No, it's not pronounced eccentric.

I think it's E-C-X. Yeah, eccentric. E-C-C, right? Yeah, eccentric, eccentric. I don't think people say eccentric. Okay. I don't think so either, and you're very eccentric. Blake, how would you say it, Blake?

I would go eccentric, But I'm dumb. OK, well, three against one. And you caught me. That's one of the words I say wrong and have said wrong my entire life. But you're using it in the right way. So you're right. But we've been discussing it.

It's kind of fun. I'm using it in the right way. It just happened right in the wild. Yeah. Yeah. Eccentric. Wow. Look at us.

Blah, blah. It would be fun to be eccentric. Look at him go. Hit me with it again, Blake. Eccentric. Eccentric. Oh, blah. It would be fun to be an Eccentric look at him go hit me with the game Blake Eccentric eccentric yeah, okay sounds kind of cool. Yes, she's hot would be fun to be an eccentric billionaire Yeah, because imagine then you could have like a stable of actors to like that are always kind of you and in your bunkhouse that Are always there, and then you're like okay? Hey, we're going to the old Wild West lot today, and you go to the lot as if it's a movie studio lot,

but then maybe you come in, maybe you just go to the saloon and kick it. Maybe you're just kicking out the saloon playing some cards. Maybe, maybe you decide to rob a bank. Maybe there's a shootout in the you know in the main thoroughfare Well, okay. Yeah, I see that yeah This is like Sean not Sean Penn Michael Douglas in the game right like it's all kind of square graph

Yeah, like it gets real enough. You're kind of pitching your own like Wild-west Epstein Island is what you saying right? Yeah, well not Epstein Island It's above the board, it's above the board Yeah, you're not fucking children I don't know why you always have to talk about fucking children, Kyle's always talking about eating children It's not about- I didn't say that

There are children, you're just not fucking them Yeah, you're not fucking them This child actor I was just saying like, this is like your own private area Right, this is a role playing scenario Okay, I don't know why you immediately go to Epstein when you think of an own private area like there's people that just have a Farm and shit you know it doesn't need to be fucking kids. I don't know man I just feel like it's like a place where we all know what what it is, and it's like very private I don't know that much about what it is.

And I've said before on another podcast, I would like also how fun would it be to blow stuff up, have your rocket launchers. Yeah, wake up. Yeah. I remember also that's just something I was like, to what end? There's not even a small part of you

that just wants to blow stuff up with rocket launchers. Not really man That is so absurd to me What does it do for you? It's fun fun. Oh, dude. I bet it's so sick. Oh, yeah So science dude, that's like big science. That's how a fun science It's science. I think about like like when we were on jet skis After Shark Week. Yeah, like I went out and I was like, yeah, doesn't do anything for me. Whoa, no, the jet skis were fucking awesome, dude.

Those are rad. Wait, right? I don't get that much out of jet skis, I guess. What do you like? What really gets you going? What gets your heart pumping? What gets you going? Because we've established that you're not a big adrenaline guy, it seems. So what gets you going? Because we've established that like, you're not a big adrenaline guy, it seems.

So what gets you going? Because I think adrenaline is a pretty universal thing that most young, virile men... I don't need like out... I guess I'm like, yeah, I don't need to blow anything up. Riding a jet ski? I don't know. I don't know what it's... What gets your blood boiling? What gets your heart pumping? Because I could list like 10 things that get me excited. What gets Anders Holm excited here? What gets him really...

What gets you going? In fighter flight mode. I don't know, I mean, I feel like... Airplane rides? Sad life. I just don't get excited about things. I don't know life. I just don't... Get excited about things. I don't know.

Yeah, I don't. Like, nothing, like, if you're seeking adrenaline, man, what are you going to do? Are you running? High dive? Are you jumping off of something high? What's going on? Yeah, do you like to jump off high things into water

and you know it's safe, but it's kind of fun to jump off like a 30-foot thing? Like a high dive or something? Yeah, I've done that, but it doesn't do anything for me. Oh man, dead inside, true robot. What about holding your breath for a really long time? Does that do it for you, Blake? No, but I'm trying to think of swimming activities,

things you could do in the water. I mean, yeah, I guess like when like competing. Competing. Yeah, it's competition. Competing. Competing. Yeah, but that's not the same. Like that's not the same as like a. Blowing something up like a.

I agree, I don't need to blow anything up, I just. What about paintball? Paintball's fun, but that's competing to me. But are you gonna, what if like we were like, dude I got 100 acres and I'm about to blow up this fucking oil tanker out here and come on out and do it Would you are you saying that you I understand you how far is the drive the fucking 30 minutes, dude? It's nothing phone call 20 minutes. It's out. Okay. Yeah Yeah, but if you told me to drive two hours to see that I don't think I would give a fuck

I remember a friend of mine in like eighth grade was like, dude, I wish I could just go into a crate and barrel with a bat and just break everything. And I was like- Oh yeah, I like destroy rooms. That's cool. Yeah, I was like not interested. See that to me, I've had the opportunity to do that. I want to.

It was stupid. I didn't even care for it. I was like- Really? You're such a destructive person. I feel like you would like that. Adam just starts picking plates up and walking out with them. These are nice.

This is a good plate. What was the circumstance, Adam, that it didn't do it for you? It seemed kind of dumb. I wish I had a gun and they were bank employees. Right. Oh, okay. We're back! We're back! We're back!

Uh, first of all, there was nothing like that fun to break. It was just like, yeah, that's a plate. I've, like, dropped a plate before. Like, a breaking plate. There's no one's face to put a gun in. This is boring. Yeah, there's no faces. But what I like about my idea to blow up planes from the sky

that are unmanned, they're flying with drones. Yeah, they're drones. And Adam is referencing a thing from many podcasts ago where it's like, if you had a billion dollars, what would you do, right? Yeah, and immediately I said, and I've had this fantasy of like, I would live on a giant farm and I'd have planes that come over that would just fly over and like Angel

Highway or what Angel Airs and it's unannounced and I have to quickly grab my rocket launcher right and shoot at the the planes how big are these planes are they all different sizes 747 but if they're big they're higher so it's harder it is harder. So I think it'd be fun because I like shooting things. I think it's fun. The marksmanship of it. And I think it'd be fucking sick. And I think I could do it. I think it's like a skill that I have in me because I am naturally just a good shot when I'm shooting guns. And I think I could do it. So you don't even

have to be right up in front of someone to put a gun in their face. And to do that and to hit it, I think I could do it. So you don't even have to be right up in front of someone to just put a gun in their face. And to do that and to hit it, I think, would be wildly satisfying. Yeah, that's pretty fun. Well, yeah, they're so high up in the air and they're moving at such a rate. It's a game at that point.

All your friends have rocket launchers. You're like, I bet I could hit it first. That's fucking fun. I mean, I'm totally... Thank you, Blake. I'm glad I got one. And I'll rob people with you I think that you're gonna have to have a lot of land and guess what? It's competition Durst. It is a competition. You know, that's fun Whoever hits it first. Yeah, I

Don't know. I Don't know. Do you wait it Durst you've never bungee jumped or jumped out of an airplane. Nothing like that, correct? I've never bungee jumped or jumped out of an airplane, nothing like that, correct? I've never bungee jumped or jumped out of an airplane. Okay. But like, look, I swam with sharks. Yeah, you did do it. We're not saying you're yellow belly, we're just saying like...

No, you're not. It's just not... But I'm not even saying I'm like Mr. Bravery. It just doesn't like get me going. But the driving with sharks wasn't that exciting. I think that stuff's so exciting. I love doing it. I was. My heart was pumping when I was not. When we first went down and when we shark dived together

and we first, I think it was one of our very first dives. We went sharking. It was like that. Remember, I don't know, maybe I was the was one of our very first dives. We went sharking. It was like that. Remember, I don't know. Maybe I was the only one that thought that it was like an ancient ship, like an old shipwreck. And turns out is from like 2006 or something. Yeah. And we're like, oh, this because it was like all rusted and gnarled looking.

And we scuba dive down there and we hang on to the side. Yeah. And then and then our boy Andre, who was like feeding the sharks in this metal suit, these sharks are like biting his arm and shit. He's just like shaking them off. It was wild. And there was like 60 sharks and there were like five, ten feet away from it. It was a shark. It was a sharknado. It was. It was a true sharknado. I thought, I mean, to me, I was like, that was wildly exciting.

Your heart's racing. There's all these crazy sharks everywhere. It's pretty cool. I love that I did it. I never need to do it again. Yeah, it was awesome. But like I just what about like a really good book? Does that kind of get you going?

Yeah, no. Blake, between me holding my breath and reading, any other real humdingers? I'm grasping for straws here. Well, dude, I understand what he's doing because we're going, I'm going the one way, the blowing stuff up and you know. Yeah, it's like maybe you are enthralled by- The crazy, the sharks or this, and he's going the super boring route and We're and so far the nothing in the middle. How about this? You know, what gets me going is like creating things

I guess I'm just not like a I was gonna ask that I'm not like a destructor I'm not like a like I'd rather create something like if we're in the writers room and we've put in like a create something. Like if we're in the writers room and we're putting like a episode together and coming up with shit and it's like, oh shit, that and like feathering things together and being like, wow, this actually really fucking works. And then like getting jokes, doing a punch up with you guys was always like very fun. That is to me, it's exciting. Well, that, I mean, that was very fun for me too. It doesn't mean we can't also like to do the other thing. Well, no, very fun for me too. It doesn't mean we can't also like to do the other thing.

No, they're not mutually exclusive. I didn't say, no one's ever said this. Exactly. Yeah, these are not mutually exclusive. The questions I keep asking you, Adam, are like, what do you get out of it? What I get out of like creating episodes of TV is that like, it's fucking cool.

It didn't exist, now it does. You're like Oppenheimer. It's an expression of all of our combined skills and all this stuff. And then people get to see it and they get something out of it. Shooting down an airplane to me doesn't... Yeah. There's no there's no value add for me. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Right.

It's like it's like a fleeting thing that happened that then you're like bigger plane Right, you know, I don't know who's yeah, who's gonna clean it up. I guess it's a Adam who's gonna clean it up. That's the rough. That's the next thing who's gonna clean it up That's the next problem dude, Blake if I could clean up an airplane No, no, no, the thing is, is you live on 2,000 acres. And this is, it's part of the graveyard. And then it seeps back into the earth.

And that's part of life, you know? That's the circle of life. Yeah, that's the circle of life. You put a plane into a ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. Cool. And then you use the wreckage.

And you get dent. And it goes back to my creative instincts. You get to shoot a movie or a TV show around the wreckage. You know, like like that part of the Universal City. Right. From Lost. Yeah. You guys aren't you guys aren't all that different because there's is talking about creating and like Adam is actually doing that right now with his with his whole imagination.

He's creating for the podcast right now. I think like before Workaholics when I was like a coach, I think that that's super fucking cool to like coach somebody and then see them like progress and like get the thing that they want. That's super exciting to me to be like, dude, you fucking did it. Okay, I like that. Or do that to be well, because I know that's super exciting to me to be like, dude, you fucking did it. Okay, I like that. Or do that, to be, well, cause I know that's what we are now. Yes, yes, very good. Okay, I like that, yeah, that's a good.

That's a rush to me, to be like, to see somebody put it all together and be like, dude, you surprised yourself, kinda sick, huh? I agree, I agree, that's cool. That and peeing on homeless people just Just to see what fucking happens Going up like in a going on a grocery store with a stapler and then just like fucking hitting somebody with it and all the watermelon Well, you I mean for sure for sure dude

I mean, obviously I like to go to I like to I, we're looking for something exciting. There's not coaching kids like, yeah. But if you walk into a grocery store with a state, but no, no, no, I'm not talking about the process of coaching. I'm talking about the moment where the process has paid off. That's fucking exciting for me. Yeah, I can see that where you're like, oh shit, they're in a race or playing a game and they fucking get the W and you're like, oh damn Man, we worked for this and it paid off. This is fucking cool Yeah, so to Adams shooting airplanes down like yeah If it was like some sort of stunt that had to be coordinated that we pulled off that's kind of more interesting to me Yeah, well, it's it's less about the coordination like Yeah, well it's it's less about the coordination like a the like it's more like a skill that you have like Don't you wouldn't I mean I I also think I'd like shooting bows and arrows nothing's exploding, but I think I would like Knowing that I could reach out and shoot this thing and hit that bullseye from you're just a mark away

Yeah, I think I like I think that I would have just as much fun shooting bows and arrows than rocket launchers at 747s. Right, it's almost the same thing. So the same amount of fun, which for you is zero amount of fun we've established. You don't like it. No, because if we're doing the, if we're competing and like, yeah, that's kind of fun.

So you would like it, if it's the same amount of fun, you would also like to shoot rocket launchers at planes. But what I'm saying is I don't need it to be that. It doesn't have to be that to. Well, what if it is just one day you go to somebody's house? What if you just go to somebody's house and that's what they're doing? Like, it could be fun. But you're just saying if he gets one hundred

like pieces of adrenaline from shooting an arrow, he's going to get one hundred pieces of adrenaline from shooting an arrow. He's gonna get 100 pieces of adrenaline from shooting a fucking- I don't know what he's talking about. From shooting a fucking plane out of the sky. It's the same, right? Are you saying that the same amount of adrenaline is excreted from your glands, your adrenal glands,

in those two situations, right? Good work. Funny how this guy knows about adrenal glands in those two situations, right? It's treated, good work. Funny how this guy knows about adrenal glands. Yeah, don't bring your baby eating vocab here, dude. Adrenal, right. Don't bring that baby eating vocab. You're saying you get the same though, right? That's what you're saying.

Am I on the right path there? What I'm saying is that if, Adam, if you called me up and were like, yo, come on by, we're shooting bows and arrows, I'll be like, OK. And if you said, yo, come on by, we're going to shoot down to 747, maybe there's like a sliver more of me that's like, I guess I got to go see these dudes shoot down to 747.

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It's unreal. We did it, we go on a hunting trip once a year with my family and friends, and there's like 15 of us that go and we put a bunch of Tannerite inside of a pumpkin, and we took an AR-15 and shot it, and it exploded, it was so loud that it busted windows out of our cabin, like the windows just shattered. It was insane. It shattered the windows of your cabin?

Of the cabin, yeah. Did you do it like right outside the cabin or what? No, it was like 50 yards down. You got something against pumpkins? A lot of Tannerite, evidently. I didn't mix the Tannerite, but it was a hell of a lot. I just want to know whose idea was to put it inside of a pumpkin and what the fuck's up with that Yeah, what was it pumpkin? Did you I think it was just around so that we're looking for something to put it inside of and yeah I have another question. I'm glad I wasn't around

Ders are you factoring that like the room for error, the room for error of an airplane shoot down with that could be way messy and way horrible compared to the room for error? We're not looking for room for error. Yeah, this is a no. We're not talking about last week about how like I also have to be a murderer to rob banks. We're not going down last week about how, like, I also have to be a murderer to Rob Banks.

We're not going down in the weeds with it. I'm just now remembering that. We're not going in the weeds with it. No, I'm not trying to do that. I'm just wondering if the larger scale it gets, the more room for error, the more, or even just cost of it, is that factoring in at all? Or it's just...

No, no, no. There's no there's no cost. I'm only addressing the like the what Adam's talking about, like getting a fucking rush out of it. Like, fuck yeah. I don't know if I would have that that rush. So if you if you are, let's say we're all at a rock quarry. We're at a beautiful rock quarry. And we are at Kentucky. Maybe. And we are jumping off a cliff into the water.

And it's a hell of a drop. Let's say 40 feet. It's a drop drop. And you got to leap off. That won't be exciting for you. I feel like I could do that all day long and have a great time with my friends and it would just be a fucking sick ass afternoon.

I feel like I could do that all damn day. Yeah, I think at a certain point I'd be like, we did it. So there's some interest though. So there is some interest up until a certain point. That's just fun. I mean, I'm in my element. Right, right. And this again, we're jumping into water.

We've already established he likes- I would jump out of an airplane. Likes jumping into water. I feel like if Ders ever had a stand up special, it would be called the wet blanket. I think that that's what Ders' stand up special would be called. Like I'm just not into it. that's what there's a stand up special would be called. Like, I'm just not into it.

I like that. Well, first of all, stand up just doesn't interest me. It's not that exciting. Wait a minute. Come on now. Actually, yeah, you'd be creating live. I like if it's so high that like you really can't do anything. But jump, that's less interesting to me than like a lower height where you could like do tricks off of it. If that makes any sense. Like I'd much rather jump off of a like springboard three meter that's like you can do like flips and like that kind of shit than just like jumping off

of a 10 meter where you're really not doing anything except falling. That's not interesting to me. But what about if you had to do what if that if you convince yourself to do flips off the 10 meter? What if you were like I need to do flips off that? What if that was the charge? Well, Kyle, that's stupid to do. Why? Because you can fucking break your back landing on water from that height. But that's like what the adrenaline seekers are after. They're looking for that. But that's stupidity. That's dumb. Well, I mean, the cliff divers do that shit all the time.

They land it. They land it. Of course they do. You know why they do it all the time? They are professionals, so there's not even a rush. They're just doing what they do. But the only reason they're professionals is because they're seeking that rush. That's the only reason there but that's not true You think they started at 10 meters? No, they started at one meter and worked their way up and blah blah blah

Yeah, of course, that's correct. But there but there's still is a rush because even yeah as a stand-up comedian Even though I've done stand-up a thousand times or more, probably, you still get a little rush every time you go on stage. And if you don't, you're fucking lying. You know what I mean? Right. Right. But at a certain point, the rush leaves and you do your job.

I don't think the rush ever leaves. It never leaves. No, no, no. I'm not saying leaves. I'm saying during your set. Like you get out there, you're like, it's fucking go time. Just like when you watch that free solo, like the dude's heart rate does not go up, even though he's bare handing fucking El Capitan.

Start to settle. Yeah, for sure. You're out there and you're and you're doing your you settle and you're doing your job. But still, like it's like you're on your toes like every you know you're you have to be like very in the moment you are or else it's gonna go south you know and like I gotta go I gotta take a nap yeah yeah no matter what there's a gear up process and that can be part of the adrenaline seek as well when you're gearing up that could be like oh that's where the adrenaline really kicks in for me because when I get out there, it's not happening.

I have one, Ders, what about space exploration? Would you be willing to go on some sort of space ride? Not really interested. God damn it. God. Ders has been on a good one the last few weeks. I'm just saying, like these are, you guys are asking me, no, I'm just saying,

no, not really interested in that, or like going to the bottom of the ocean. So you don't want to go with like a crew of like with six scientists. You're going to go around the moon and come back to Earth. There's problem solving along the way. You're part of a team for what? To just have gone to the moon. Isn't that a big risk factor? That's a scary thing to say you're going to do.

When you're an old Ders, when you're an old man and you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be like, man, I did all these incredible things like I went to the moon. I went to I took a submarine and I went to the Mariana Trench. I I did, you know, climb this. No, I don't give a fuck! I want to look back and go, hey, did you do the things you wanted to do

to the best of your ability? Mm. Yeah, that's it. But I don't want to just be like, hey, did you do all the stuff that's crazy? Okay, okay, wait. So, what's one of the big checklist things, what's one of the big bucket list things

you wanna crop off? That I haven't done yet? Make a good TV show with funny people? Oh! I mean, you said yourself that. Burn! Burn! Burn! What the hell? I feel like I'm at a point of,

I got a lot of privilege here. I'm like, I've done a lot of the shit I wanted to do so you're done. You're good. Yeah Durs in retirement mode dude damn well when I think about an adrenaline seek that I'm trying to get I don't have much That I'm looking for I've jumped out of a plane twice. I've done that That's not I don't think I would I don't think I would do it again. I don't think I would seek that adrenaline again. I wouldn't chase it.

I would do it if it presented itself. I've done it a few times as well, skydiving. It's fine. I mean, it wasn't like the coolest thing I've done. I feel like shark diving to me is way more fun. Standing 69, go ahead. And standing 69 is like way definitely more fun. Wasn't the coolest thing I've done,

which we all know standing 69. That's the coolest. I feel like it was kinda, after the initial drop, it's kinda just boring. And then once the parachute comes out, it comes out like way too soon, and then you're just like floating. Wait, are you on record saying skydiving is boring?

I mean, sort of, dude. There's my guy. No, it's just a bunch of air, dude. I thought that when we did the demolition derby, that was way more fun. Well, yeah, because there's way. Yeah, there's a ton more X factors. There's people out there that was very unique. And I can get behind that being super But the call skydiving boring is a little well

Check your phone while you're going down dude once the once the parachute came out I was like fucking are we done with this right? This is fucking snoozeville, dude Just ten more seconds, but what about when you jumped out? What about the ride up? That's the best part, but it's... Okay, well, that's what we're talking about. The most adrenaline you got while you were doing this. Much like stand-up. But it's the same as a roller coaster. But a roller coaster has unique things happening

moment to moment, right? Yeah, but it's, the drop is the best part, right? That first drop. Sure. There's no way that that's actually true in your mind. I don't know, it depends. That's insane. For me, every roller coaster, the drop, that first big drop is the best part. Is that day new mom? Day new mom.

And that's the same as skydiving. And then it goes away. And then you're flying for a minute and that's cool. But then that parachute comes out. I was just like, dude, I would rather That's cool. But then that parachute comes out. I was just like, dude, I would rather let's I will wear a full on fucking parka, a wetsuit that's like that windproof. OK, what are you doing? Because it's so cold. It's so cold. I would rather go super duper high so I could fall for fucking ever.

I'm living in a nightmare. OK, at that altitude, it's very cold? Yeah, it's super cold up there. Yeah, it's very cold. Or pull the parachute or go regular skydiving. Well, what are you wearing? Yeah, what were you wearing? Nothing.

Nude skydiving is kind of sick. Remember when you were a kid and they were like, some guy's skydiving with a dick in his butt ripped off? Nah, just wearing clothes. And they put you in their little wets, their little onesie outfit. To me, it wasn't that exciting. I was a little bored.

I thought Shark Diving was way better. I thought our demolition derby was way more fun. Okay. But are you saying they're more fun or they last longer? It has more variation. Well, it's variation, yeah. I thought more exciting. Yeah.

More exciting. That's what I'm saying. I didn't think skydiving was that. That's where I'm going with the cliff diving thing, where it's like, how many times can you just jump straight down? That's true. Well, see, but that's the best part. And you get that every time.

You get that every time. I don't get that every time. After a while, I go, this is the same shit. I need to flip or or like try something differently. 360. Where I'm not gonna die jumping from 10 meters. I can fix skydiving. I'd fix skydiving, please.

It's like laser tag. You each have laser tag fucking vest and helmets on. You all jump out of the plane and then you shoot at each other while you're skydiving. And then when you- But the guns are real Yeah, now we're talking. Well, I don't know how the Gravity would affect the bullets, but I assume lasers can show paintball paintball paintballs would fly off

Yeah, that's true lasers was eight, but then you got a account for that. So you got to kind of shoot over here No, it's like that movie wanted I believe right with of shoot over here. No one is going to go that way. That movie wanted, I believe, right? With Angelina Jolie. Yes. Oh, yeah. Angelina Jolie was shooting with a hook on it. So you shoot you shoot down this way and you know, it's going to fucking zoom, zoom back. Adam, what about what about this for skydiving? Real guns, real guns.

OK, real guns. You enjoy your fucking free fall. You're doing that. Everybody's doing it. As soon as the parachutes come out, the real guns. Okay, real guns, you enjoy your fucking free fall, you're doing that, everybody's doing it. As soon as the parachutes come out, the real guns come out. You start shooting holes in each other's parachutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

That's just war. I mean, I'm not really gonna wanna murder my friends. Yeah, I like laser tag. But you're still gonna have enough air to like travel down. It's not gonna like, you're not gonna, it's just gonna get scarier, therefore your adrenaline, it'll get wild yeah I mean maybe dude I would say paintball that would be very fun if you're just

whacking your friends with paintball guns and you're trying to like steer your way out of it that'd be cool I'm into that let's start that maybe even potentially dying getting your parachutes wrapped together. And then I feel what could save Skydiving for me would be to then try to see how close to the earth you could possibly get before pulling the parachute. Well, that is base jumping. Yes, base jumping. And we've covered also that Adam has cheated death, so he thinks he can cheat it again, and I think that's what he's after.

Tickle tickle goes my pickle. I like that, I like that. He's naughty. That's a conjecture, that's a conjecture. Would you honestly like to see how close you can get to the ground before pulling the parachute? That sounds like a nightmare. Uh, yeah, I think that'd be very fun.

I think that'd be very exciting. How close do you think you can get? Ten feet. Like this? Ten feet? This dude said ten feet. Six? I'm still gonna send it.

Six feet from the edge? Ten feet? I don't know. Cause I'm six feet from the edge and I'm bigger. I'm feeling a nightmare. This has to be a contest, right, that people do, right? Oh, yeah, there's some real lunatics out there. What do we think the closest is?

Because what is the, like, distance that it curbs? Yeah, well, they have those watches that tell them when they have to pull it, so I don't know what that is. Like when you jump out, what, you jump at like 18,000 or 10,000 feet or something like that? I think you have to be up above 10,000. When I jump, I jump 10,000. So I think, I would imagine if you're free falling, you probably have to pull like five. No, I think you're thinking 10,000, that's just when Wi-Fi works.

I think that's really good. You're thinking of 10,000, that's just when Wi-Fi works. I think that's very good in that. You're thinking of 10,000 maniacs. No, no, no, I'm thinking, I remember I had a choice of going 18,000 feet or maybe it was like 10 or 11,000. Did you go high or low? No, I went low. When I went with my mom, we went higher. Why?

You went with your mom? Yeah, I went with my mom, my dad, my sister. Grandma Kinky? Just a family of bank robbers in the wrong era. I guess we gotta jump out of an airplane. Yeah, I went with my dad and my brother for my dad's 50th. No, actually, I don't think my dad went. I think it was my mom, my mom, and my sister.

That shit's important. My dad gets vertigo. My mom loved it. Yeah, my mom loved it. And the bank robber is on my mom's side, so. There you go. There you go. Birds of a feather.

She looked at you across the way and pointed her finger and said, I wish this was real. Boom, boom. Don't let me in the bank. Give me all your money. That'd be cool if your mom started robbing banks at this age, just for the rush, after listening to this episode.

It's like the end of Rookie of the Year. She's like, yo, you remember how I always told you it was your great, great, great grandpa? It was your great, great, great grandma. Oh. Oh, I thought you were gonna say it's me. Yeah. Well, no, she couldn't live that long.

She couldn't be back from 1901. Yeah, but she could've said like, that's not doing it now. I thought she's like, dude, I feel like you guys are conjuncturing me right now. I thought she's like, dude, I feel like you guys are conjuncturing me right now. Dude, the energy is palpable. Is that it?

I feel like you're conjuncturing me. The energy is palpable. You're acting like a demagogue. I feel like you're conjuncturing me. Are we going to jump out of an airplane together at some point, guys? You guys, honestly, you're like kin to me, bro. The fact that you're jumping down my neck about this.

I would I would go skydiving with you dudes for sure. Yeah, OK. I would skydive again. I'm really scared. I will do it, though, if you guys do it, because you're like kin to me. Blake was so scared, dude. When we were doing the demolition derby, we got very funny footage of him freaking out that we ended up not using Because you Blake seemed too scared didn't hurt his back bro a I don't drive stick dude neither

Do I and the dudes came up to me and told me they were going to hurt me they told me I know they said The same thing to me. I was right with you. Well. I don't want to that doesn't tickle my pickle, bro. I'm not a bank robber Yeah, fair enough didn't even ask me what excites me tune in next week fair enough We we have footage of Blake looking so scared that we opted to not use it because I was like I Yeah, it's not it wasn't funny. I was acting obviously. I saw the cameras. I was playing it up for the cameras It wasn't scary right you were in character. Yeah, I saw the cameras. I was playing it up for the cameras. It wasn't scary. Right. You were in character. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's scary. That's easy to me. Oh, are we going skydiving? Is that what's up?

Is that what what Ders is saying? I was just thinking the other day, I don't need to do it again. But now that Ders is like, I'll go if you guys go, it's like, well, shit, maybe, dude. Here's what I'm going to say is that I'll go. We just don't know if a billionaire is going to shoot us out of the sky. I love it. Right. That's fucking dangerous. We have to go over.

I'm sorry. The only private the only sort of private island where billionaires do stuff or private area where rich people are is Epstein's Island, according to Blake. So we have to do it wherever that is. Don't I don't know where it is. Any apologies, any epic slams? Burn. Oh, first of all, would anyone like to guess what my word of the day was?

I said a lot of big. Ders, you should take it. What was the one you said back in the day? Convalescence or something? It's the base. Conjecture, conjecture, conjecture. Conjecture. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going with that as well. That is. Yeah, thature, conjecture, conjecture. Conjecture, yeah. Yeah, I'm going with that as well.

That is what it is. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, me too. Conjecture wasn't even on the list. That's just one I threw in, too. Okie dokie. What? Okay, hold on.

So, okay, so let me say, so it's palpable. Blake? It was? It was palpable? I guess I'll go with- Are you pointing like I got it, or are you pointing like- No, I was pointing to Blake.

Oh, we can't tell. I'm gonna go with Parmesan Parmesan You fucking idiot Parmesan Parmesan sounds like a breed of cat What was it?

It was Puppable but also I thought that was a I mean I was like oh this might actually go same as cohesive because palpable, that's one that people say. That's not like- I feel like I know what that means. And that's a funny word.

I feel like that's a funny word that you would say, that you would pick to say a lot. Palpable. Yeah, choose to say, like to try to sound a little smarter than I am. I got it because you brought it back, like at the end of there. You brought Palpable back like first. And so I clocked that and was like, OK, that's friendship.

If it's not conjecture, it's that. Nice. Kyle, even though you haven't been here for tons and tons and tons, you know, you're a guy. And that's cool. And that is not conjecture. Yeah, it is not. Absolutely. It's not Parmesan or Ken either. Just because he missed something like 60 or 80 episodes of the podcast, he-

I think it was 100. Upwards of 100. Yeah, 100. He knows his guy. He knows his guy. Happy 100th episode, Kyle. Thank you. Happy 201st to you guys.

I think I owe you an apology, Adam. I'm sorry that I thought you didn't know the word conjecture. No, I feel like, you know, I owe you an apology and I'm sorry for that. That's okay. All is forgiven. Now you better not ever work at a bank, dude, because I'm coming in guns a blazing. There's no doubt in my mind.

Maybe I need to be robbed no we know how that went my fucking porch pirate still still thinking about it yeah got higher got higher res cameras I had a cop come out and he goes you can't do anything yeah there's nothing I think he goes you know you could do more on your property than I could do. I was like wow thanks. I was like blue blue-cop love Yeah, so you miss this Kyle, but Durs had some something stolen off his porch little porch pirate Stealing stuff which they do and he and he was pretty raged up. That's actually what gets him going.

We figured it out at the very end of this episode is what gets him going is having something stolen from him. I don't wanna rob people. I don't wanna rob someone's property. Just banks that people work at. Yeah, you just work, so what do you care? Give me the money. You know what I mean? What do you care? It's just like a fun afternoon for you.

It's like a thing that happened, you know? Someone came in and robbed me out. We're going to bang. I'll be like, hell yeah, dude. This isn't my money. I'm taking some, too. Yeah. What do I care? That's gorgeous. But I don't want to rob. Like I would never steal from someone.

You know, I'm not going to, like, actually rob you guys. You know what I mean? Goodbye. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Is that a promise? Is that a promise? Yeah, for sure.

By the way, no one was talking about you robbing us, except for you right now. And I don't know how to feel about it. I'm not going to rob you. I think I said that. It's just conjecture. Kyle's already checked out. Look at him.

He's checking his phone. Jesus. Goodbye. Yeah. He's just conjecture. Kyle's already checked out. Look at him. He's checking his phone. He's geniuses. Hey, goodbye. Yeah. He's on that Ronto time. And that was another episode. And he took a dump. It does.

Cut. What is this? This is important. That's a strike. You're really going to stick by the- There was no take backs. There was no apologies. I feel like you guys did some.

It was fine. There it is. That's another episode of- Adam likes. It was it was fine. There is another episode. Oh, Adam likes to be the one to do it. Does it? So that's good. Yes, go ahead. Fire us. Well, I didn't I didn't think I didn't think we did. I didn't think we did it.

You know, I didn't think we did. But then you started to say it. I well, no, I was like, well, OK, we're we're ending it fine. Let's do it. I'm not in it. I'm staying on for a long time. You want you want to know gives me a rush. It's the best. You end it first. No, you end it first.

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