This Is Important - Ep 202: The People Vs. Fireball

Episode Date: May 28, 2024

Today, this is what's important: Snow sports, rumors, Fireball, Kyle's smoking habits, speeding, cars, movie pitches, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... Once it hits midnight, I start itching my butt off. Well, getting really drunk rules. But what about if the car is fucking another car? Is that chill? I mean, there's nothing like climbing onto your fucking model T and just fucking burning a dude Here we go start your engines

We're going Hollywood out the gate yeah, we're some Hollywood boys, baby. Do you have an announcement? Did you finally? Did you get a job? We cut the hair wait cut in the hair Are you cutting the hair is that what you're saying you played Hollywood out the gate you got a big announcement guys Man, I wish my top of my hair was gone. No, not the case. I'm still sitting on my fat ass over here. If that was like a hat with a hair in it. Bummer, bummer. Hey, not to bring it back to the clippers, but if you got paid by the clippers to clip your hair,

like if sports cut and clippers got together to shave your head and donate the hair to like the saddest child. Yeah, like really sad kid. The saddest child? Yeah, I would hook a sad kid up. You'd cut your hair for a sad kid. Cool.

All right, well guess what? I sponsor you. Yeah. I sponsor you. And I'm the sad kid. OK. Yeah. Hot, hot, hot, hot.

Kyle's the sad kid. I'm the sad kid. You notice how Kyle's forehead just keeps kind of going further and further back? It's increasing. Well, you're going to add your hair to the front part. I need a transplant, bro. Kyle's forehead is on the run. I need a transplant.

Dude, your forehead is. I need a transplant. Kyle's forehead broke the law and is on the lame. Oh, shit. It looks like one of those moguls that Ders is going down out there on the mountains. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me just.

Oh, yeah, we're up here, baby. I don't know if you can tell, but I kept on my bibs just to keep the theme of the pow pow. Nice. Yeah, you look good, dude. Let me tell you guys how good I am at skiing. Okay. I'm fine. Sorry, Kyle, we're off your hair.

Yeah, but I'm still doing it. I'm looking at myself and it looks good, doesn't it? No, Kyle, that does not look good. Is it real? Kyle, you're a snowboarder, right? Yeah, I snowboarded, yep. I haven't gone in a while, but that's my primary tool out there on the slopes, bro.

Okay. Oh, shit. Grip and rip. And what stops you from continuing to snowboard? You don't like it or you're scared? Your knees, the cold. You cold? No. No. I mean, I took a couple big falls on a snowboard

growing up and I think that I would, I think I would fucking wreck myself if I went back. I feel like- Like tailbone style, wrist style, face style, yeah. Like wrist, busted my wrist, yeah, did a big snapper when I was a kid. And for you, that's major. Yeah, you need the wrist.

He needs his wrist. I need my wrist. You know what? I need my wrist, dude. You know. This guy needs those wrists to be crank and... Yeah. The doctor asked your mom to leave the room and was like, can I talk to him for a second? I'm broke. I need both wrists. Yeah. I need both wrists. I'm gonna, I'm gonna need to talk man to man real quick. Yeah, hold on a second. Look, Doc, I gotta have my wrist. Doc, what did you do? I need my wrist. I've never been skiing though, which is kind of wild. I've been snowboarding like hundreds of times. I've never been skiing, not once. That's a lie, hundreds of times.

Hundreds of times. Hundreds is a lot. Hundreds of times, that's a lot. You're saying 200 times. That's upwards of 20 times a year your entire life. 200 times, yeah, yeah. Really? You've gone snow. 200 times, yeah, yeah. Really? You've gone snowboarding 200 times.

Kyle, you can't come back on the podcast and then just lie and try to fit in and be cool. Yeah. Freaking see ya. I'm not lying, no, I mean, I got a cabin. I spent like all my, like from 10 years old all the way to like 18 snowboarding just in the meadow outside of it.

Okay, okay, I'm glad you gave us the years. So we're crunching numbers. Now we have eight years to work with. Okay. Okay. Hundreds means over 200. Hundreds. Say 200. I was kind of thinking over 100 just to be real, but I think 150 is actually logical. Okay. So you can crunch the numbers on 150 if you want to. Hang on. Ready? When you go to the cabin, you go for a week at a time, right, and you go maybe twice a year, maybe. No, no, no, no, no. We were going up there like two weekends a month

for every winter. So two weekends a month. 150 divided by eight, we're going 18 times a year. Yeah. And so now, are you considering each day? Wait, what's that math? Because I'm talking about just the winter months. Yeah, well, so now are you considering each day? Wait, what's that math? I'm talking about just the winter months Yes, that did you does that involve just the month the winter months or no, right?

Literally just trying to help you out right now. I know yeah No, I mean I I'm not why this is year-round at any time. I'm just saying I'm not lying Well, you're trying you are I think that's okay, and that's fine. I'm not I'm not lying well you are you are I think that's okay and that's fine I'm not I'm not I think I know you think you I know I know you think you're you it hundreds of times but just cuz you've gone down the hill just cuz you've gone down the hill hundreds of times that's not your going snowboarding hundreds of times and the fact that you snowboarded in your meadow that's what you said in the meadow that's not places and then we would go I don't know if that really counts get him Adam I don't know if that

really counts a snowboard Adam's starting to think that you are trying to pretend like you went My forehead's getting bigger by the second. There ain't nothing to take here, dog. Chill, bro. Adam's starting to think that you are trying to pretend like you went snowboarding more, so you aren't part of his society of people who've never gone. And guess what? He's offended.

Oh. Right. He's offended. Have you never been snowboarding, Adam? I can't stand sideways. Right. Oh. You've never stood next to the snowboard.

You refuse. You refuse. You refuse, right? I have seen you on a surfboard, but that was a long time ago, I think. Yeah, and it was one time, and if you noticed, it didn't go great. It wasn't a goddamn natural out there. Wasn't it on the tour?

Yeah. Yeah, and also that didn't go great either. Yeah. I needed hip surgery immediately following that. And I got it. You had emergency hip surgery on. It got worse from that, right? It did.

It was bad. That made it way worse. I it was embarrassing because you guys all got up every we're talking about Waco Surf on the tour. This wave pushes you. It's the perfect wave. These guys, these like they're all workaholic fans.

They're all stoked that we're there. They're like, oh, you bros are going to get it right away. Don't worry. You guys are all athletic. And then they look at me and they're like less so because I was at my all time fattest. And I'm just a fucking whale out there. Your boobs are huge. I couldn't push myself up and bring my hip around that fast.

And then I did that like five times and eight shit every time. And it was very embarrassing that I never got up. You know, when they cut together that little reel of us, we're all kind of surfing and it shows you guys all getting up and it's I'm not in that video. You're in the background getting hip surgery on the beach.

Camera kept like like the fucking digital. It was like, like there was a ghost. Yeah, I'm pixelated out in the beach. The camera kept like the fucking digital, it was like, like there was a ghost in it. Yeah, I'm pixelated out in the background. I'm still gonna send it. No, I can't stand sideways. So that was fun though, man. God, that was, I would, I would go back to that wave any day. I had the most fun on that shit. Was that the last time you had fun, Kyle? Dude, I had the most fun on that fucking wave. I would go back and rip that shit. That was it. I think that was the last time I had a good time. Yeah that was a blast. Yeah that was a fun day. That was truly a fun day. God damn. I think Atlantic City was one of the last times I had a...

That was fun too. But yeah it was on the clock. You know that was... Yeah that's true. But uh... Yeah you're just talking about fun. Like what's the last time you just had a fun day? You know, like, just a fun day without anything going on. That's a great question. Well, I consider being on stage with my boys, I consider that fun. Yeah, that's fair. But I think it also is work. So it's hard to, you know, work in fun inherently.

Isn't that the best kind of fun? Isn't that, to me, is the best kind of fun, fun that you get paid for? Oh, I don't know. Hey, you do what you like, you don't work a day in your life. OK, you know what I mean? That's what they say. Purple sour!

Absolutely. Yeah, so I get that. Speaking of fun, I had a blast Monday on, was it? No, it was very recent. Well, it was, sorry. Well, I did have a fun night Monday. Monday I went to Shane Gillis' after party of his tire show that he's doing for Netflix, which I didn't see

because I wasn't at the premiere, but I went to the after party and just had a throw down. It was really fun. Nice. Met all the Bud Light people. They're great people. Hey. Here we go. By the end of the night, I had them under my arms like this,

chanting Bud Light. Bud Light. That seems to be your go-to. Yeah, chance. You just put people in headlocks. Do you think people like it? No, they don't. At this point, I think they all did because we were all pretty sauced up. Can you imagine working for Bud Light?

Yeah, you get drunk all the time. It's a great gig. That's your job, right? It'd be a dream. How long can you do that? How long can you last before you're just a mess? Well, they were about our age. It was the vice president who was about our age

and then the head of entertainment for all of Bud Light. Bud Light Entertainment? Are they gonna start making movies? No, so like any concert they do that Bud Light promotes, this woman is the head of all of entertainment for Anheuser Bush. Oh, man, I like the idea that they got a streaming service and they were throw down party animals.

I had a great time with them. But on Wednesday, I went to the Avalon because Netflix is a joke. Festival just happened. Yeah. Or is currently happening, I think. And we went to the Avalon. Oh, see, here we go. We can't stay away. Yeah, we went to the Avalon, Oh, see, here we go. We can't stay away.

Yeah, we went to the Avalon, which is our management company. Go, Isaac. Yeah. Getting radical. They had like a little mixer. And so I went, I had one drink with Blake, saw some old managers, saw David Martin, the head of Avalon, Isaac, a bunch of people.

Great guy. And then dipped. But then I guess Blake went on and had a fantastic night. I think, was that the last time that you had a great time, Blake? Whoa, okay. I mean, every day of my life is a great time, but yeah. I feel like Blake has more fun than all of us.

I have so much fun. What happened that night, Blake? Because I heard a story. I did hear stories. What was the story you heard? Who'd you hear it from? Yeah, who's giving you this? I heard a rumor that you were kicked out of the Comedy

Store, which I find hard. Was I? Wait, what? Oh my god. Well, I find hard to believe because I've been blackout drunk. I feel like everybody gets pretty drunk at the Comedy Store.

Yeah. I bet Blake, I know what he was doing. And it's very hard to get kicked out of the comedy store. Who told you I got kicked out of the comedy store? I've heard it from multiple sources now. Really? Yeah. I know what you were doing. You were probably just had your hands on a joint

and you were trying to smoke it all over inside. I know it, dude. Maybe. Dang. I feel like he might have had one hand down his pants I'm just like getting too comfortable. Were you trying to finger your butthole cuz I know that's a go-to Well that that just happens once the bewitching hour once it hits midnight I start itching my bow so what what happened that night because I left you you were on go mode Which I always appreciate I like when Blake is go mode. Is this Wednesday?

Yeah. This is a classic Wednesday throw down. It was a classic Wednesday. It's a classic party day. But it's a festival. There's things happening. Hub Day. I know.

Yeah, sure, sure. The comics are out. It was a fun thing. And there was only a couple comics at the Avalon thing. It was mostly just executives. And it was us and Sam Jay was there. Sam Jay. Very funny.

Love Sam Jay. Hot off the roast of Tom Brady. That's right, she crushed that shit, by the way. I just watched, I only watched like an hour. What'd she call him? What'd she call him? What'd she say to him? Like gay, probably everyone's just kinda calling him gay.

Yeah, I think there's a lot of those kinda jokes. But. I wish. what happened after I left? Because you were you were trying to take shots. Right. Fireballs. And we we weren't we weren't taking shots because Isaac and I weren't taking shots because we were going to drive down Orange County. But then what happened? I just yeah, that's exactly what's happened.

And then Sam Jay was there and I was like buying rounds for people. And then we ended up walking over the comedy store. But it got a little blurry after that. You just buy rounds at the Avalon party. Well, because it ended at like seven. So it was like that's just when we were repping. Wow. So you stuck around. So how long did you how long did you last there?

I was only there till like 8.30 I'd say. So for an extra hour and a half, because you weren't really drunk when I saw you. Yeah, I was just having a good time. Okay. So then what happened? Because I've heard it's a funny story. Let us get to the bottom of it. Isaac told me it was a funny story and then from another source I heard that-

Who's your source? Honestly, it doesn't get much funnier. I walked to the I walked to the comedy store but honestly I was home by 10 o'clock. I don't remember being kicked out. So you were oh my god it just got crazy it just got crazier. It did it just got nuts like so you're out and you're home in bed at 10. Blake you don't realize you got home the next night at 10 o'clock. Wait, no, it's the same day. You were home, you were home at 10. It was a wham bam. Are you sure? Yeah, it was a wham bam, thank you ma'am.

Do you remember going to your house? Do you remember being there? Do you remember being there at 10 at 10 p.m.? Stop it, Kyle. I remember that part pretty well. Don't do this to him. Yeah, okay, so then you don't remember whatever this story is?

Fill in my blanks out, because if you have more details I have to know these you I got kicked out of the comedy store So apparently Blake what you were put in an uber before you could get kicked out the bouncer saw trouble coming and did not Allow you in okay I just got that text so that okay clarity we get Okay, so they saw because I have such a badass reputation. Oh, okay. Oh, clarity. We're getting some clarity. Okay, so they saw, because I have such a bad-ass reputation, this is trouble.

You got to turn around, buddy. You're an improv guy. Wow. Okay. Well, that's, I mean, yeah, you're an improv guy. That is wild, though. I did not see that coming for you that night. And I also heard it was a funny story.

This isn't that funny of a story. This is just like- Also, what's up with the comedy store? Let my guy in there. Yeah, come on. I know, dude. That's almost rude. Maybe I have a swerving. Also, dude, people used to do heroin in the hallways there. I'm pretty sure I wasn't on heroin. If anything, Isaac roofied me and I'm sticking to that.

I've seen cocaine all over that place back in the day. Like, it's... I wasn't doing that neither. Yeah, that feels so whack. Just be like, oh, here comes trouble. No way. That feels so like what? Who's this bouncer?

I must've been really swerving. Hey, actually I think I might have a theory. All right, what do you got? Do you think this bouncer knew Adam's boy from the Clippers game? Oh shit, it's a bouncer circle and he listened to TII? Adam, the dude who bounced Adam from the Clippers game. Oh shit, it's a bouncer circle and he listened to TII? Adam, the dude who bounced Adam from the Clippers game, at least tried to before Adam strong-armed him.

Yeah, that might be. And by the way, what's fucked up about this is there's not real bouncers at the Comedy Store. There's not real bouncers. Right, it's just tall stand-ups who haven't made it yet. It was Eric Griffin. Dude, it's I was a door guy at the improv. You don't even need to be tall.

Right. Like, Tony Hinchcliffe used to be the door guy at the comedy store. Like, they're small people are the door guys there. But that's even scarier. If you see a dude like Tony Hinchcliffe, who's pretty thin and he's working the door. Oh, yeah, he's very slight, slight man.

You think he knows like the five point touch of death or whatever? Right, the Bruce Lee thing or whatever that is, yeah. Yeah. I didn't, I never got that vibe from him. What I'm saying is if you see anybody, him or anybody who's that thin working the door and you're like, well, why aren't they 64, 260?

What's going on here? Yeah, they must have something special. They're packing heat. Well, when you would see me working the door at the improv back in 2004, did you go, oh, this guy, this guy must know the five finger point of death or were you like, I was intimidated.

I feel like if I didn't know you, I would have been like, look at this little Iowa looking corn husker motherfucker who absolutely wants nothing more than to wrestle people an excuse yeah yeah you're like he's just gonna wrap around my leg and might like twist my knee up a little bit which would be a check in the years for like cauliflower that's true that. He's got the broccoli hair and the cauliflower ears. I'm not fucking... Damn. Is it a little vegetable head?

The produce section. Well, dang, dude. I thought it was a way funnier story, Blake. Dang, I wish I recalled something. I thought you had a bridge there because that was the end, and I figured something fun must have happened in the meantime.

Right, who's your source? I have a comedian at the comedy store, who I shall remain nameless, because I don't know if they, it's a girl, if she wants to be outed, outing Blake. And then- Sam Jay. Yeah, and then Isaac.

Oh, Isaac, yes, of course, Isaac. Isaac's loose lips sink ship. So you went from, what time did the ablon thing start five o'clock? I think and so by ten o'clock you were blackout. I was getting well there. I think It sounds like you got into a car right in time hit the ground running Yeah, yeah right in the nick of time and what are we that's from shots that shots. What are we doing? Yeah, well we did fireball right I arrived was trying to get Isaac and Adam right in the nick of time. And what are we, that's from shots, that's shots. What are we doing? Yeah, what, we did Fireball, right?

I was trying to get Isaac and Adam, but then my boys left me. Did you do 50 shots of Fireball? I left, I was like, I have to drive to Orange County, I'm not gonna take shots with you. And then I left when it was time to leave, it was seven, it went to seven, and I go, okay, see ya. That was it.

Hey, did you guys hear this news that Fire, I mean, this isn't even news, I think this is old now, but Fireball's getting sued because their little bottles aren't actually, they don't have alcohol in them or something like that. What the hell? Wait, what? Can our producers like, Google that?

Yeah, find out, because I definitely blacked out drinking those little bottles I found for us. Allegedly! That's kind of wild. Why would a company just omitted the alcohol from the mixture of the little bottles? Allegedly. I'm drunk now. I don't think it was alcohol.

I think it was like a different type of alcohol that wasn't fireball. Here we go. Yeah, it says something January 23. Yeah, sure. Here we go. Kyle's ready to read. It's a whole paragraph.

Is there like a shorter version? Yeah, this is too much. Yeah, just tell us what happened here. We're not reading this whole, I mean. Misrepresentation, fraud. Yeah. They contain, okay, here we go. They contain no distilled spirits,

but instead a blend of malt beverage, wine, and other flavors and colors. So it was That's like buzz balls. It's just not hard alcohol. Yeah. Oh, so it wasn't the whiskey drink. It was right Yeah, it was like not the drink. It's not whiskey Oh, so they're oh cuz they're fireball cinnamon whiskey, but then they're like there ain't no whiskey in the fucking fireball missing whiskey Oh, yeah, that's fraudulent. That is fraudulent straight up. You gotta get sued. Can you imagine missing out on that?

But this is just in the little ones, not in the big one. Just the little bottles, I think. I don't think that matters. But dude, can you imagine, what a good find. What a great lawsuit. Yeah, you're like, yes! How much fun will we have if I made five million bucks suing Fireball, Cinnamon Whiskey?

The party'd be great. Gotcha, bitch! Dude, we would show up to court looking so cool, all slick back our hair, like, we got them. We figured you out! We know what whiskey tastes like! Yeah. Hey, Fireball, you're going down. Oh, good morning, liars.

That would be the exact lawsuit that I feel like we could get behind. You know what I mean? Yeah. And show it to court. That's a good movie, by the way. The People versus Fireball. That's a good movie.

That's it. Yes. The People versus Fireball, that's the movie. By the rights, Isaac, go get it. Somebody had to have the taste, be like, hold up. Some may write about this, and then somebody's like. Yeah, like, this ain't whiskey. A little Fireball sommelier who'm like, hold up, someone may write about this, and then somebody's like, yeah, like, this ain't whiskey. A little fireball sommelier who's like,

no, no, no, something, let me get the little bottle one more time, give me the little bottle. Something's a little, something's a little off. And then there's like the nerd of the group who decides to read the label, and it's like, well, actually, if you look closely. Look at this. It's a blend of malt beverages, wine, and other flavors.

I'm on Amazon right now. I'm getting a testing kit. We're gonna take these motherfuckers to court. It's like the little brother. It's somebody's little brother who gets to hang out there for the night and is like, interestingly enough, and they're like, shut up. He's like, I was trying to tell you.

Whoa, this guy's actually smart. We'll keep him around. Oh my God. Wow. Dang, we gotta get in on that. Dude, that's actually smart. We'll keep him around. Oh my God. Wow. Dang, we gotta get in on that. Dude, that's a movie. He's got a nickname like Uni, because he went to like university and no one else did. Yeah, Uni over here.

Uni over here. Yeah. All right, Uni. Okay, Uni. Uni over here thinks he can crack the case of the fireball. Okay. I'm drunk now. God damn.

I'm kind of getting back in on fireball. I like it, it's good, it's tasty. You got out? When did you get out? I mean, I was just kind of walking the Jaeger path, but I'm really liking fireball. Dude. That's a great, can we isolate that?

I was kind of just walking the Jaeger path. Walking the Jaeger path. ISO, I need that on ISO for the board. You know when a man walks the Jaeger path of life. Jaeger path. Yeah. Woof. The Jaeger path of life. Yeager path, woof. The Yeager path of life. Kind of.

So are you switching over to fireball? Is that what you're doing? I'm kinda in on the fireball lately. Yeah, so you know, I feel like a lot of people, I feel like a lot of people as they get into their 40s, they start to segue out of the liquor of their youth and then become like, I'm into scotch now Like I can afford nicer

Lickers or I like really good tequila and you've you've gone the Buzz balls the egg of my hair and fireball Wow Double down on the really really shitty bad Fucking disaster my guy. That being said, I do like Jägermeister and Fireball. And there you go. Now, Buzzballs, they're fucking garbage.

But OK, come on. But Buzzballs are the same, right? They're malt beverage, just like the little mini Fireballs. They're gross. So do you like the little mini Fireballs? Interesting lawsuit. I haven't had one of those in a while, but I'm going to go get one soon just so I could sue them.

I feel like the little mini fireballs, I don't taste the difference, but the only time I'm ever drinking those, I'm already drunk. You know what I mean? You're at a tailgate or something and someone hands you a little mini one and you're like, oh no. Hey, not to bring you back to Mayamath Mountain, but yeah, that's a good little thing to have in your pocket on the mountain. It keeps you warm, gives you a little tingle in your tummy. I like that. Yeah. Gives you a little tingle in your tummy, huh?

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type situation for you guys? Soco, Soco dude. It wasn't our friend, Grogu. Oh yeah, Southern Comfort. Yeah, it. Yeah. And then what happened? What happened? What did we do? Why did we turn our backs on Soco? Wait, what is Soco again? I can't I can't remember what Soco is. It's like an almost whiskey. It's terrible. It's terrible. What was the mixer Soco and what? Was there something Coke? Dr. Pepper. Terrible.

Blake, your whole life is around wrapped around no No, no, no, no, it has a flavor because I think it was one of the first beverages I ever got like really drunk on so like I still to this day. I'm pretty scarred by that Yeah, I gotta look at the label. Well for me it wasn't well getting really drunk rules Blake And you do it often you did it just the other night Yeah, you mean you can night so much so that... You mean vomiting. Yeah, yes, getting sick.

You have a reputation around Hollywood to where people are like, he can't come in. Turning into he's got trouble. Just saw your boy. You gotta kick the fuck up. You couldn't get into the Coke Den known as the Comedy Store. You couldn't get into the Coke den known as the Comedy Store. The heroin party during freaking Netflix is a joke fest when heroin is rampant. Jesus. On a Wednesday at 9 p.m.

Bobby Lee stopped me at the door and said, no way. Oh, here comes trouble. Just in his underwear and said, hey man, that kind of stuff's not allowed in here. And then turned around with a Grundy and waddled into the store. With a carrot up his ass. And he's like, no, Blake, that's too far. You're too far.

You're out of here, bud. I already called the Uber. That's 2,000. So should we get into your problem? Yeah, do you want to? I don't really want to today, but maybe. Some of us have put it down, you know what I mean? I'm here for you, brother.

Nah, no, it's fine. And what'd you pick up? What'd you pick up? You're addicted to the pickle, baby. Well, yeah, yeah. You find healthier addictions, that's what it is, yeah. You're hooked, you're hooked. Well, and what Kyle did was you just

segued hard into weed. I did, I did, yeah. You became a much bigger stoner after putting the booze down. It's Cali sober, right? That's the Cali sober? Is that right? I did. But even, yeah, I did go deeper into marijuana.

Yeah. Because that's all I had. Smoke weed every day. How deep were you and how deep are you now? I probably smoke about a fucking, I don't know, I probably smoke like four joints a day, something like that, four or five joints a day. Okay. For real?

Yeah. Yeah, that is a lot. It's like a constant high. Yeah. Yeah. So let me just ask you this straight up, are you always high? No, it's like waves. It's like I'll get higher and less high. You know what I mean?

I'm still gonna send it. So I guess yes, I am always high. Yeah, they answer that. You just said yes. Yeah, I think I said yes. Wait, Kyle, are you wake and bake? And is this just cause your parents made you go to church? Dude, it's not a big deal.

No, no, I like marijuana, dude. I know, but are you wake and bake now? Pizza, pizza. Yeah, yeah, I've been wake and bake for years, bro. Like decades even. Take the edge off, for sure. At least a decade, I think, I've been. But sometimes years, bro, like decades even. Take the edge off. For sure. At least a decade, I think. But sometimes I don't.

So you're playing pickleball high? Yeah. Absolutely. Does your competition know? How are you not just smoking during the game? That's performance enhancing. It's a PD. I do feel for something like that, it does get you locked in.

I do like to smoke a little bit and then go to the gym. Which by the way, I like go to the gym down the street now here in Newport and people will like talk to people. But if I'm too stoned, I'm not trying to engage, right? Yeah. It's absolute. I like to work out like in my garage high. I've done it while going to the gym.

I'm like, this is too much. Meanwhile, they're just like, can I use that? And I'm like, ha! Get it! Stop! I don't know, I might. Take it, take it, take it, take it! You can have it here, here.

Have all the weight. Yeah, I don't know, I might need it, but you can have it. Kyle, welcome back. Yeah, man. Yeah, we're loving that. We're loving that. Well, yeah, I don't smoke, I might need it, but you can have it. Kyle, welcome back. Yeah, man. Yeah, we're loving that. We're loving that. Well, yeah, I don't smoke in the morning. If I'm directing though, I don't.

I don't smoke and go to set. That's the difference. Of course, yeah, no, of course. Oh, yeah, of course. Absolutely. I mean, I have, but I just haven't. Yeah, me neither, me neither. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, me, of course.

I used to do it a lot. I made Murder Mystery very high. And season two of Shadows very high. But then. Two episodes of Shadows? No season two. Purple South! Season two.

Season two is the really. It's actually a really good season. Yeah that one's cracking. I don't mind it. I like it. I like smoking. Well for me Kyle, I feel like when I get really high, cause I smoke, I probably smoke the second amount

of most amount of weed of our little crew. Yeah, we always smoke together when we see each other. So yeah, I can't say the same thing about Ders, can't say the same thing about Blazer. I like smoking weed. You don't know what me and Ders do together. We do some weird shit. Yeah, we suck each other off.

I smoke his dick. But Blake always tells me to smoke weed inside. You gotta smoke weed inside. Yeah, yeah. Let me smoke your pole. What the? But for me, when I'm working, I feel like things just don't come as quick.

That's my issue with smoking weed when I have anything really to do. I'm just, like, for me, I can lock in on, if I'm reading something, I'll smoke, and then I could just like plow through. If it's reading, just to read as a plow through an intersection. Yeah. By the way, love, love to get locked in on my driving while super, super high.

I love driving. Adam's the type of guy who's so high. He's just looking at the speedometer and forgets to look at the street. Mr. Turn, Mr. Turn, somehow. You missed your turn. Missed your turn. Keep it right here at 75. I was not stoned, but I got my car up to 138 miles an hour today, so.

Where? Yeah, not. Just pulling up to the house. Adam, where? Yeah, where? On the freeway right by my house. I was the first one on it, and it was completely completely open and there's cops that hide on the two sides And I creeped up no cops and I fucking hit the turbo button

Wait so there is a turbo there is a turbo on your car or you're just saying you put it in the sport mode No, there's a button. There's a little turbo button. What the hell you have a nods in your car I thought you didn't have a turbo. I'm so confused. It's GTS. I don't know. It's not called turbo, but it's it's a little button that you push What is it called? I can go outside and look if you want me to next time on this is important Yeah, I think someone I think Becca can she can Google that for us. That's honestly dude 138 miles per hour is incredibly fast. That's really fast incredibly fast. It actually got Scary it got a little scary at about the 130 mark. Yeah, what's the top speed of your car? Can it go much faster? No, not much. Yeah, that feels like you're almost all the way up

It probably is it's probably up one seventies. Yeah, maybe 180s. Was it still pretty stable? Oh yeah, it was handling pretty great. I had my windows down, which made it a little weirder. So it was like, Oh yeah. Wow. Yeah. Bo's like, roll the windows up. Yeah, I was just holding Bo in my arms.

He thought he was on the snowpiercer train. I can't do that in the Jeep, because Jeeps notoriously get what they call the Jeep death wobble. Have you ever heard of that? You don't even need to finish the sentence. You can say I can't do that in the Jeep. And we go, yeah, you can't. Please don't. They get the death wobbles.

Oh, we got to we got to chill with that, though. Hopefully Jeep sponsors us soon. So, yeah, yeah, I remember getting my dad's minivan up to the green one from that. I drove out to L.A. I remember getting that up over a hundred and I thought it was gonna just like shoot into two pieces And like you drive and you see the other like piece driving next to you I don't know something about getting that going that fast. It just ignites something within you dude I went like maybe 128 in the Challenger when I first got it, and I never went that fast again.

That's all I needed to do. That was it. I remember I was like two lane highway style out in the desert too, and it was very bumpy and scary. Well, I will say this freeway is a nice, it's nicely paved. There's not shit all over it. You know, like. He's in Orange County.

You can kind of go. Yeah, it's at Orange County. It's a nice. Right. And also there is no other cars around. So sometimes when you get going really fast and then there's a car in your lane, you're like, am I going to murder this family? Right. Because if anybody drove past you going 138, you'd be like this fucking psychopath. Yeah. It's terrifying. Yeah. I hate when people do that.

But when we do it, it's kind of, yeah, that's cool. It's just what you gotta do. It's really cool. So, Ders, you do like some adrenaline because you like going fast. But you know what's funny is like, yeah, I don't know if I've gotten up to 140,

but I think I've gotten over 100. I don't know if I've even gotten to 130, but like. Well, 100 is a, yeah, you gotta do that. Yeah., yeah, I mean I feel like in your car and my AMG like you know a hundred You don't even know cuz it's just it's built for it. Yeah, baby room room. Just look down. You're like, oh fuck I do want to ride in that wagon. Yeah, I've definitely been on road trips or driving somewhere far. I've been like oops Cuz again, I like to just say this. It's just built for it. Yeah, it is, you have to say that. The AMG wagon is?

That's built for speed? It's built for speed. Dude, I got a ride in that thing. It's got a top speed of like 190 or 187 or something. My goodness. On an undercover cop. I gotta check, things pretty. I wanna get pulled over and then say something cool,

get pulled over and be like. He's got sunglasses on. Yeah, and then tilt the sunglasses down and be like, you can't drive this car slow or something. We'll punch it up a little bit. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah! Sorry, officer.

That was a good drop. That's good too, Blake, sorry, officer. Sorry, officer. Sorry, I'm sorry, I wasn't aware. Put the glasses down? Yeah Blake, sorry officer. Sorry officer. Sorry, I wasn't aware. You put the glasses down and go, whoops, was I speeding? Or you go like, if you think that was fast, you should have seen me yesterday. Yeah!

Yeah! Could you tell my eyes were closed? One note I got coming back to the house. Ooh, a new garage door clicker. Nope. Two 1915 Model Ts. They are being shipped from Toronto. You're a monster.

So bad with money. So you really are smoking four joints a day, huh? That's what four joints will get you. So bad with money. Well, I only wanted one, but there was two. And so I got one. One of them's a donor car. Okay.

Because it's hard to get parts. So I got the donor car. Let me put it in the terms that the guy who sold it to you would think of it. I've figured out how to give this guy two cars so I don't have them anymore. Yeah, goodbye. It's very true because I got them from from Disney. I bought them off of Shadows. They were used in the show and used in the finale so like I was like I'll take them. So you do have because you also have the Volvo that we use on Workaholics. Mm-hmm. The Vaux though. Mm-hmm. And do you still have that that El Camino? Yep I got the El Camino too. Okay so you do have a real graveyard of kind of old shitty cars. Well they're not all yeah I mean old

and trying not to be shitty if I'm being real. They're all at the shop right now. Hanging on by a thread. Yeah. Do you have any of them hooked up to like trickle chargers or anything? Yeah, you kind of have to. It's science. Yeah. Well, I mean, I have the fast charging thing that I can just jump it and I've replaced the batteries in the Volvo probably fucking like, yeah, just get one trickle charger and leave it and you're good. Well, yeah, I mean, the thing with the Volvo is, is that thing,

I left it out in the backyard and it got rusty. So I have to do a lot of body work on it right now. So that's in the shop. That's getting body work done. The El Camino's body works almost done. We're on the interior. Right. And then the yeah. So to me, why don't you, and you like a project, and I know that's what it is. Well, I'm not doing the work on these.

I know, I know, but you like to take something not good and make it good. That's why we're here. Okay, I like that. Is it real? Yeah, I do. He was like, I'll film you fucking dumbasses. I do like something that shows progress,

and I also like older stuff. Yeah, you like a challenge. I think vintage stuff is also cool. He's like, can I do this on four joints a day? I also think vintage stuff is super cool. I feel like what I would do would buy, just spend a little more money, and buy a car that works that's in great shape.

A white Bronco? Oh. Well, dude, the 1915, the Model T works. I drove it. One of them. Yeah, one of them. The one that I want works. The one that's not a donor car.

That works. Hey, do you know how fast you were going? 15 miles. That's what I was thinking about. Yeah! I truly think the top speed is like, like 28 maybe of that vehicle. How many horsepower is it is actually it's fewer. It's like less than a horse. Yeah. Yeah. Fewer than a horse. I don't know. I bet it's probably like 10 horses.

Half a horse. Yeah. This dude has seven goats. Yeah. Well, my, my garage here in Newport is built for a Model T. That's how small it is. It's impossible to pull any other car in. It sucks. When was your house built down there? What was the year that your house was built down there? 1920.

Yeah, so this, exactly. So this had been out for like five years. This vehicle had been out for five years. That's insane. Right, and they were like, we built you a brand new house right down here in Orange County, and it's got a garage for your horseless carriage. That's exactly right.

Absolutely, enjoy. So tight. So Kyle, you've got one car that works, one car that doesn't work, but you had to buy one of them. Yeah. And did you have to pay for the shipping of both? It was a BOGO.

Yeah, I had to pay for the shipping. I got a good deal on them, but can you give us a numby? No, I'm not going to give a number. I'm not going to put that out there. No, no, come on. Poop dollar. But Adam asked for a number. He said, can we get a number? I said a numby. Oh, no, I'm be, no more fun. A little more frisky. And now be, I put it in a playful term because I do want to know a number. I'll put a Numbi on the shippee. But I think the Numbi on the shippee is about 6K.

Okay. I think that's what it costs to get two of them from Toronto back. From Canada? That seems reasonable. Yeah. Covered too. Yeah, they're traveling covered.

That seems like a lot. Covered, you mean like they just threw a blanket over or something? Two cars? No, all in the shipping container or mean like they just threw a blanket over or something? Two cars? No, all in the shipping container or something like that. Does it really cost that much? It might not be that much. That's a high ball.

I haven't got the full quote yet. I've been working with like fucking, you have to do so much shit to get these cars over the fucking border. Right, maybe that's pretty fucking frustrating. Yeah! I felt like it was just like 1500 bucks to get a car across the country, but I guess

across that border, the border. Yeah. That changes the Numbi. Kyle, why don't you want to give us the Numbi? I don't feel it. Cause I got a great deal on them. I mean, I know that the paint job that's on these vehicles is worth like four to five times what I paid for them. You know what I mean? Okay. So you got such a good deal. You you're afraid someone will hear how good of a deal you got and be like, so you're what you're saying is you stole these cars from Disney. That's what you're admitting to. This feels this is starting to make more sense. I didn't steal nothing. No, no, no. The paper trail is there. OK, the paper

trail is there. Oh, I know the paper trails there. But I was asking for a numby. Suddenly you won't give a numby. Now I know that some shady shit is going on. You're holding the cars hostage because they can't finish the final season of what we do in the shadows. They're like what? Yeah, without them. That sounds a little familiar. Yeah. Hey, wait, Kyle, have you checked the VIN number on these suckers like do you know

who's owned these before you yeah maybe it's like a Canadian gangster was it Walt Disney no I don't know who owned them before me I haven't done all the research on them but I know the VIN number is incredibly like six numbers like 18 these are like yeah smaller These are like, shonk, smaller. You need another four inches. And whoever's listening, we know. VIN numbers, it's redundant. We know.

We're just trying to be clear. It's like ATM machine. Why are we doing it? Why do we say it like that? Pin number, pin number, what's up? It's crazy. But yeah, they're hard to fucking drive, dude. Yeah.

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postage fees are killing us. Listen to the daily dad jokes podcast every day on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I don't know. Do you guys drive stick shifts? No. Do you know how to drive? I just learned. I learned on Godzilla. Really? Nightmare. Oh, you. Oh yeah. I had to drive some old like sixties car and it was like, didn't we do we didn't we both learn on the side of a mountain in Peru? Ders? That was a crash course. You didn't drive that car at all? No. Oh, wow.

Okay. I know you did. And it was classic because we drove like a mile with the parking brake on. Dude. Oh, more than a mile. We drove half of the day. We drove downhill. It was like smoking.

And we're like, I think the engine's on fire. Yeah. We're like, I don't know what it is. And then Adam looks down. He looks at me goes, oh, the parking brake was on. Dude, I had the parking brake on the entire you had to play it so cool like oh Fuck it. It was smoking. They're like, oh shit, like all the car guys are looking there I can't figure it out. I'm like, I don't know

I'm like this just try to kill me Dude and I learned It was for the bad ideas show that I did and it was learned it was for the bad idea show that I did. And it was literally on the side of a cliff, this little dirt mud road on the side of this cliff. There's like a 400 feet drop. And I learned how to drive the stick shift in the parking lot at the base of the mountain.

Wow. That's not where you want to learn for that particular stunt. Hey, but look at us. Good job. Good job. It was fun. It was fun. It was a good job. It was fun, it was fun. It was a good time. Yeah, it was a good time.

Yeah. We made it. The 1915 is like driving a stick like times three, it feels like, because there's so many levers and fucking. Okay, let me imagine that real quick. Three, you said? Yeah, that's a lot. I know, I know, I know.

And I've maybe, yeah, like times three. Freaking see ya. Wait, so times three. Freaking see ya! Wait, so times three or divided by three? Is it because? Multiplied by three. This is my metric. And that means what? That means that there's much more levers and knobs.

Okay. You have to adjust while you're on the fly. And it's just like- So it's like more of like a tractor than a car? I would imagine it is more like a tractor. I've never driven a tractor, but I bet it is. So this is like the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang vehicle. It is.

Where there's like tons of like things you're pulling. Yeah, you have to like drive. What is that? Ah, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you, ooh, ah, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves you too. Ders has no clue. There's a gap in my knowledge of like,

childhood? What is this, like a play you did at school? I know this song. Bang Bang loves you too. Ders has no clue. A gap in my knowledge of like, Childhood? What is this, like a play you did at school? I know the song. No, this is like a 1960s maybe. Is it Disney? Yeah, early 60s Disney with Dick Van Dyke. Oh, I thought it was Don Knot. The OG, both OGs.

Dude, Don Knot. I'm pretty sure Dick Van Dyke's in that shit. Don Knot. And he drives a crazy car. He drives a crazy car. He drives a crazy car that can go underwater and it can fly and... Oh, he drives. So what does Chitty Chitty Bang Bang mean?

That's the name of the car. That's the sound the car makes? I think they named it Chitty Chitty Bang Bang because that's the sound. That is kind of like... It does sound fucked up. It sounds like a crazy... But you've never heard Chitty Chitty Bang Bang no Interesting and you guys knew Chitty Chitty Bang Bang when I was singing Chitty Chitty. Yeah, I've never seen it I've never seen it, but I do get the reference. I'm pissed now. It's kind of like what was it Herbie the lovebug?

I don't think I ever saw that either Dude, I mean do we is that our movie do we we you know we don't get to make the work of Hulks movie which Maybe we do a magical car movie, maybe that's yeah our movie Charging dude I feel like I feel like a magical car movie hasn't been made in a while and people love magical car movies I feel we're kind of on to something more of like a Christine guy than a Herbie love bug guy. Okay, or a scary car. No, it's scary. I like a scary car

I mean Christine to me is like a movie. I watched maybe too many times as a kid. Okay Well, maybe maybe we do that. Maybe do multiple, there's multiple magic cars. Is the car alive in Christine? Yes, Kyle. He buys a shitty car at like an impound and the dude who sold it to him, I believe was also the South Bend shovel slayer from Home Alone.

Oh, that guy rocks. Is like, I don't like this car, this car killed my brother and he's like, okay dude, just buy me some of the car. And then he starts putting some love and attention on the car, but like, super quickly, it becomes like, Christine, and his name's Christine, and it only plays old music from the time it came out, and then it starts possessing the dude

and becoming its one and only, and it gets jealous of his girlfriend, it's fucking crazy. But that was a Stephen King book book yeah, and then John Carpenter movie I feel I feel like in in worse hands our hands It would be a really bad movie. You know it could be done really poorly. Yeah, I think we're just the guys I think we're just the guys. Just the guys to do it.

I feel like we could do it. Shitty, shitty bang bang. Kyle, you might need to smoke five joints a day for this one. Yeah, bro. You might have to up your intake, bud. Just to like it. If you want anybody to just ruin some IP,

we're your guys. Hand it over. Let's do it. Hand it over. We're the guys. We'd love to. Herbie the fuck bug. Hear me out.

The running joke we keep improvising is we're calling it Christina and they're like, that's not that funny. And we're like, it's supposed to be Christine. Well, did you hear my pitch of Herbie the fuck bug? That's actually good. Yeah! To me, that's actually good.

Yeah, that actually does sound too good. Yeah, I would watch that Yeah, we could do like a boogie nights ripoff called a herbie the fuck bug and it has this it has a huge exhaust Okay So this is the car that gets into porno I like that Man, I knew we would find it. I knew it would only take us two minutes. Yeah, this is good. Yeah, look back around.

Oh, man, I knew we'd find it. This is like just a car that's chilling out there in the valley. And then like somebody sees its exhaust pipe and was like, hey, you know, you should come on, you should come up to the hills. The execs are just like, this is real first thought stuff, man. Can I hear your exhaust noise? And he's like, and the exhaust noise is, it's, and like, you know how like water kind of shoots

out of an exhaust sometimes? Yes, it sputters. Yeah. It writes itself. Honestly, it writes itself. I do love it. It's the first squirter car in Porto. It writes itself.

Hollywood, baby! All we ever have to say in the meeting is it writes itself. That's how you get stuff made. Kyle, I hope you know you're also in the movie, in the producer role that fucking what's this Burt Reynolds and you just said cut Cut yeah, yeah, like everyone's busy. Just watching they're like, holy shit. He's like, oh my god That's a great film yeah, and then the windshield wipers go. Oh boy. Yeah cleans itself up Adam cuz of the squirt Yeah, it writes itself. Yeah cleans itself up Adam cuz of the squirt. Yeah, it writes itself It writes itself man

And then after you know how like in a porno like their legs can move so much Yeah after this word or in real life Blake do you know I know I for sure mean after the squirt Yeah, maybe maybe after it it does this little squirt it like shakes Yeah, yeah, it has a little rumble in the Bronx It shakes after no. Yeah, no, I know it writes itself Is herbie fucking is herbie fucking other cars or how we stage this what's going on there? No, the whole garage is a fuck fest.

Yeah, it's part of the car's universe. Yeah, I feel like it's not, no one's fucking the car. No one's getting fucked by the car. There's no doubt. That's not funny. It's how you drive it. You gotta really grind its gears just right to get it. Okay.

But what about if the car is fucking another car? Is that chill? Well, maybe you get in the car and if you drive it just right, you both come at the same damn time. Oh, OK. You have to get to 140. You have to get to 140. Hey, Kyle, tell me you just smoked joint number three

without telling me you smoked joint number three. Kyle, I would love the cars to fuck each other, but that's literally what Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is about. So that's already been done. You gotta refer. Rent a movie, Kyle. You're mistaken, Blake. You're mistaken, Blake.

It's Clitty, Clitty Clitty Bang Bang. That's the movie you're thinking of. That has to exist, right? Clitty Clitty Bang Bang. Nice headlines. That is. Hey, and guess what, Adam? Yes, points!

Oh, thank you. Thank you. haven't gotten points in a long time Those are yours, baby. Those are worth a lot. Thank you. Clitty clitty Wang bang or banging away Hey, are you guys gonna go see Wang Chung? They're coming to town Are you guys gonna go clitty clitty Wang Chung? No any take backs any apologies? No, any take backs any apologies? I'll take that last thing I said back. It's pretty much I guess I have to apologize to the comedy store. They saw me coming man. I'm sorry if I was flagrant I feel terrible. I saw you coming

That is wild because you it it happened so quick because you were totally fine when I saw you Zero to 50 to get to the point that you were not allowed in another bar an hour and a half later. The freaking comedy store. The comedy store. Yeah. Maybe I mean, there's gun. There's like bullet holes all over that. I'm trouble coming up the road. That's why. And that's why Adam's not allowed that.

Yeah. Always taking that place up. Whoopsies. Yes. I do like the idea that. No, no. What? Yeah, I'm always taking that place up. Whoopsies. Yes, points. I do like the idea that. No, no, what? Yeah, I agree. I do like the idea that Adam is, he's a little bit like a proud father though.

Yeah, you're like, that's my boy. I was with you 45 minutes before and you couldn't get in the comic store. Add a boy. My boy. Way to go. Hit the ground running. Hit the ground running.

I am proud of Blake. Thank you. That was zero to hero, baby. Thank you, Adam. running. I am proud of Blake. That was zero to hero, baby. Yeah, I'm proud of you. Great reputation around the city, man. Happy for you. Thank you. That's great.

Kyle, what room are we in right now? Me? I'm in my office. I just am kind of now looking at the room you're in, and I'm like, where are we? What Kyle does is every few months, he will rearrange his office and move things to different He's like a you know when you were a child and you would rearrange your bedroom all the time Kyle does that with his office

Yeah, I still rearrange Kyle you have to do an episode from the the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang mobile Oh when they pull up yeah, well, I'll pull the pull the gear down And so you think you're actually gonna get these cars? I hope so, dude. They're being held at the back. Causing me a lot of stress. I do like how the guy who sold them to you, he's like, I had to wait till we wrapped on the series

so I'd never see this fucking guy again. But I told him $1,200 per car and $5,000 to ship it and he fucking made me. See, he to ship it. He fucking paid me. He fucking zelled me 6K, bruh. He's somewhere drinking a Molson's right now. No, no, no, no. I'm only using reputable companies. Okay, don't listen to honors.

I only use reputable companies. I'm not a, I'm not just making deals off zel. Rippable companies? What'd you use? Rippable companies. What's it called, hitch a wagon to it? I only use Rippable companies? What'd you use? Rippable companies. What's it called? Hitch a wagon to it? I don't use Rippable companies, bro.

If I can't smoke with them, I don't work with them. I'm sorry, brother. If they ain't ripping balls, I ain't doing it. No signing. I have an off-brand apology this weekend. Okay. Wait, okay. And it's to the people at home.

It's to the people at home. He's crying. Blake, you wish. I'm really tired today. I didn't bring it. Wow. Okay. Blake, you wish. I'm really tired today. Okay. I didn't bring it. Wow. Oh. I just listened back to the pod real quick.

Yeah. Pissed poor. Bad. Bad show. Yeah. Listen that fast. Oh, man. Yeah, thank you for saying that.

Thank you for saying that. Yeah, we were thinking. Didn't bring my normal rig here. I've got some weird... I got one of these lights. Oh, my. Oh, you're roading it. You're road dog, yeah. That's fine, that's fine.

I thought you looked okay. You looked great, yeah. Yeah, I thought your road package was looking good. I looked like I'm telling a fucking scary stories of Tell in the Dark. And so, you know, if you're a YouTube watcher, sorry about that. And I also wanna, Adam, you use this mic, right?

I do, yeah. Is that a sure? Can you hear yourself? I fucking... No, I can't. I can't hear myself. I turn myself up constantly. Oh, it's no good, huh?

I don't know what to say. Well... Yeah, I can never hear myself up. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Thank you for that, Anders.

That was really honest. Yeah. Well, I would... I mean, I'd like to out myself, because at that same Avalon party, I wasn't drunk, but I did get into a conversation with two agents and a manager, and then they're like, how was your last year? And then I just went down a diatribe of...

So diatribe is the word of the week this week? Yeah, I was gonna say. I was gonna say, it's gotta be. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. You gotta use it correctly. Wow, man, we really tried to buzzer beater the word of the day? Don't think that's how you use it.

No, dude. What the hell? I actually like this bit because everyone at home gets to have fun with it too. They're like, yeah, he's never gonna. You lose. No, diatribe is not the word of the day, okay? You're so full of shit

because I'm looking at you clicking around to like a new website now. And by the way, the one you used the other week where you're like, no, that wasn't the word. Oh, is it behemoth or something? I'm starting to doubt that you were telling truth about that. Well, diatribe was not the word, I swear to God. Okay.

The word is a word that I still haven't used and it was bogart and I was trying to squeeze that in at the very end. Well, Humphrey Bogart was in Jitty Jitty Bang Bang. No, it wasn't. We had lots of bogart opportunities. So, Adam, just to get some clarity here, just to get some 100% honest clarity. Yeah, we want honesty. Where did you pull diatribe from? Diatribe was just my head. Right. I did not look up

a diatribe. So let me get this straight so you saying diatribe how you used it was you trying to throw us off with a word that you were like I'm gonna throw this one off I'm gonna throw them off with this one. Wow you draked us you gave us fake evidence. That was the plan I was I was gonna try this one off. I'm gonna throw them off with this one. Oh wow, you draked us. You gave us fake evidence. That was the plan. I was gonna try to use a big word and then slip in Bogart and then you got, because I knew I hadn't done it yet.

And then at the end you guys would be like, well what is it? It's either diatribe or Bogart, obviously. It is, it is. So I guess you, and I think you might have used it right actually, dude. I'm gonna give you credit. I'm pissed now. And if you might have used it right, actually, dude. I'm going to give you credit. I'm pissed now.

And if you're watching this on YouTube, watch his eyes. Look at his. Watch his eyes. As soon as we go, that's it. He starts looking around like crazy, going like, no, it isn't actually. The word of this week was, honestly, I forgot to do it. And I said, diatribe, then you called me out and I'm like, oh, I forgot to do it. And then I looked it up. And the word of the day for May 10th 2024 is Bogart

and oh so that was you using a big word you using diatribe and then being like oh shit I need to get to my word that is the truth that is the fact and I how many word of the day websites are we I only use Merriam Webster that's that's the one I use that is my word of the day. Sounds official. Name you can trust. Sounds real. But a diatribe, that is when you just sort of like go down a laundry list of things and you won't shut the fuck up, right?

I think that's... I don't know what the exact definition of diatribe is. I think diatribes are something that is long. Long-winded. But I don't know the exact. Yeah, a bitter and abusive speech or piece of writing. So I used it exactly right because that's what I went on. I was like, the Workaholics movie got fucking canceled. They're asking me about my year. Workaholics movie. I'd been in pain all fucking year. I had two surgeries. I did the bumper show, the Pitch Perfect show got

fucking canceled this year. Fucking sucked. And I just went on a laundry list of things. Diet. And I probably yeah, diatribe. And then I probably would have taken a shot with my boy Blake. But I left in a little bit of a huff because these people then they were going like, then they were like, no, but then you went on that tour and that looked fun. They were like trying to be like, oh, this sad sack of shit. And then I caught myself and I was like, oh, see you. Oh, yeah. Not a good look. Yeah. It was just a bad look.

And then they were like, you got to go to Atlantic City. I'm out. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I got to go. So I'm drunk now. So I'd like to apologize to those two agents, you know, you know who you are, agents. And they're listening weekly, they told us. But I would like to do a shout out to Lowell's Smokes. Here we go. Oh, are Lowell's still kicking it? Lowell's, they're still kicking it. I love them. I mentioned them on a podcast a while back. They must have just heard. They reached out and they were like, let me send you a package. They sent me a ton of joints. Loles. Oh yeah.

Smoked weed every day. Does Loles do gummies? I'm running out of my gummies. And if Loles makes decent gummies. It's gonna be. Not that I know of. I think they're strictly, they're strictly smoked. Do we know, I thought a couple of years ago, Loles was going to open up a cafe down in like West Hollywood where it's like coffee and smoke. Do we know I thought a couple years ago, walls was going to open up a cafe down in like West Hollywood, where it's like coffee and smoke. They did. They did for a while. And then for whatever reason that fell through. And now it is a weed cafe. And it does exist. And

you go, they have one down there. Yeah, there is one. Go hit that up. Where you just go to like, sit around and smoke like a cigar lounge. Yeah, and you could smoke and you can. It's my favorite places, dude. They got them in Amsterdam and in fucking where was it in like Spain? They had in Barcelona. And it's just the best vibe. Yeah, I think there's a handful in L.A. now. I think there's a handful in L.A. now.

Oh, check them out, man. Yeah. And my shit getting the sauna. You should just open one up north there, dude. I don't know if I want all that responsibility. Yeah. No, keep buying weird cars. Yeah. My sister took my parents my sister took my parents to one that was all Edibles so like they it was like in feeling that's fun food. Oh, yeah like a dinner these ribs are fucking Smoked and then they gave like little droplets that you put in your drinks

Yeah, and my dad is just like dosing the shit out of himself and like is that a drive the family home yeah I think I spilled a couple more drops in there they're like you have to stop sir he's like you have he's like I can't feel it then he's on 200 milligrams of THC yeah that's slow down that's too much I know that's why I know I mean I would like to do more edibles and and edibles because smoking is not good for your lungs dude you know what I mean, I would like to do more edibles and edibles because smoking's not good for your lungs, dude. You know what I mean? But I can't, I know exactly how much I'm supposed to smoke each time.

I know how that works. The edibles, I'm not that dialed. Well, it's actually easier. It's easier because- Yeah, can't you just do a droplet on your tongue or whatever? No, you just have a two and a half milligram gummy, and then once you start to feel it,

if that's not enough, you take a little bit more and a little bit more. A little dash will do ya. There's like one problem with that though. What's that, you get hungry and you love the taste of the gummy. Hey Kyle, I'm gonna go, but go ahead. You're not smoking, you're not smoking.

Oh, you like the little cold. I like smoking too, Kyle, I like smoking too. I mean, there's nothing like climbing on to your fucking Model T and just fucking burning a dude. With a J, yeah. And then a fucking- You don't like it. It ashes into the open engine and you explode.

Dude, dude, the fucking gas tank, the gas tank is underneath the seat you sit on. Like you sit on the seat right underneath that, it's a fucking tank. Yeah. Oh, Kyle, this sucks. Don't smoke in it. This sucks. We're going to look back at this episode after you perish. Damn. Oh, no.

Fuck it. Yeah, and be very sad. Be very sad. I hope you look back at all the ones with me after I perish. Yeah. Lowell's was called to the funeral. When I perish, everybody gets a funeral. Don't explode.

When I perish, we're looking back. All right, this is a 21 joint salute. We're gonna do it for big Kyle. All right, all right. Don't worry, we'll smoke for you, brother. Yeah, well yeah. Well, hopefully we don't perish anytime soon. All right, and it seems like this was another episode of.

Hey, don't Bogart the microphone, dude. Let me talk. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. You did me to bogart the microphone, dude. Let me talk. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. You didn't need to bogart the mic. He ruined it. Humphreyogarts. Humphreyogarts. This is important.

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