This Is Important - Ep 206: We Are All Stardust, Just Kidding
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Come on down to Toyota
But we do I mean Toyota owns that song now, right is that a Toyota a Reba hot hot I mean, it's it's it's it's buster poindexter. Correct. It is great Calder's Wow
Buster Poindexter, correct? It is, great call, Durs.
Wow, deep green.
You never heard that name.
How do you even know that?
I've never heard that name.
That's so old.
Puff Pee!
So his name is Buster?
Cause that's a sick name, Bo.
So it's the guy from, what is it, The Dolls?
New York Dolls.
New York Dolls, and then he had his own thing
called Buster Poindexter where he did that song.
He was actually also the bad guy from Mr. Nanny.
Oh, what? I thought you were gonna go with Mr. Nanny. Oh, what?
I thought you were gonna go with Scrooge.
Oh, go, yeah, okay.
Oh no, I think it's, or was it Suburban Commando?
What's the one, he has like a metal head,
it's a Hulk Hogan movie.
Now you're just naming Hulk Hogan movies.
Yeah.
No, wait, the metal head, are you sure?
Wait, the metal head is not the high noon mega mountain?
That's not metal, doesn't he have a metal head in that?head no no no no this is a this is a Hulk Hogan movie and he
he's he's this bad guy who has a metal plate in his head and then like when you
like annoy him it starts to ring and he's also the guy who sings hot hot hot
and his name is David Johansson, and I'm looking at him.
You recognize him, he looks like an old rock star.
Like, if you look at this man, you're like, that's...
His nostrils are just built for cocaine.
Like, who?
Yeah, dude.
Oh, yeah.
I just wanna party.
Who's the lead singer of not Pink Floyd of...
David Lee Roth.
No, I'm blanking on the rock star I saw Stephen
Aerosmith no they're they're actually a fantastic band. Stephen Tyler no that's not the one.
Mick Jagger. Peter Frampton. Jason Bowie. John Lennon. Sean Lennon. Um... Sammy Hagar. Julian Lennon.
Well, uh, Isaac likes the...
Is this Billy Idol?
Frank Zappa.
Is it Frank Zappa?
Iggy Pop.
Iggy Pop.
Guessing rock stars I can't remember right now.
Slash.
We just named every band.
Axl Rhodes.
It's not, you know...
Joe Strummer?
There's a new band that kind of sounds like...
Pizza Pizza.
The old band that's very popular
Sounds like an old band what the hell the black yes
And it's a no it's bunch of those they're like bunch of words, and they all dress like fucking idiots
Oh, I think I know who you're talking about. I know you're talking about I do too Oh, they dress like they live in the seven
Always see his dick. He's always wearing like weird like overalls like onesies. No, it's Isaac
Steel pan no, they're Greta Van Fleet
Greta Van Fleet. Yes. Yes. That's who you're thinking of?
No, and then they're the young band and then who do they sound like?
Led Zeppelin.
Led Zeppelin.
Led Zeppelin.
Yeah, okay.
The most rock and roll band ever used.
Dude, exactly.
That's what I was trying to think of and I couldn't fucking think of it.
So I saw Robert Plant on-
It's science.
Wait, you were using Greta Van Fleet
as a reference to get to Robert Plant?
That's how my brain works.
I knew that you guys, I couldn't remember Led Zeppelin.
I'm a dumbass.
I mean, dude, speaking of songs owned by commercials,
Cadillac just owning that Led Zeppelin song.
Oh yeah.
Been a long time.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, where'd you see Robert Plant?
At the nursery?
Yeah.
Dude, I saw him at Jazz Fest.
No, I saw him at Jazz Fest.
This is a handful of years ago.
And what handful?
Maybe like five years ago.
One heaping handful.
This many years.
Right before the pandemic, I do believe.
And my God, he looked so old, dude. Like, I mean,
obviously, he's an old guy. But like, you could tell he still
fucks like these old rockers. There are hips. You got to get
those hips moving. Like as a man that just had two hip
surgeries, I'm like, I don't know, I'm having a hard time
doing my gyrations. Right. And you look at Robert Plant, you're
like, this guy has no problem.
He was wearing like, he had a lot of scarves
tied around the mic stand.
I'm gonna come.
He was wearing leather pants.
It was like 112 degrees, we're in New Orleans.
It was fucking brutal.
I'm like, this guy, like, I mean,
the old rockers are just-
Did he make you shake?
Did he make you groove? Probably. He sure did. He Probably sure did he sure how old is too old to fuck like when does it get you you're just too old for it
Oh 40
Hey brother, I feel yeah, it's never gonna happen again
Dude it's like it's like, you know, when you're,
people say like, you don't realize,
like one time you're gonna go play with your friends
when you're a little kid, you're gonna go out
and play with your friends.
Where is this going?
Oh yeah, and then, no, I know what you mean.
I know, I'm there with you, the last time.
And then that's the last time that you ever went
and played with your friends,
cause you're getting a little older, you know?
You're never, and you don't know that it's happening
while you're doing that.
You don't realize that it's happening.
So this is possible that it can happen through f**king.
There's a possible that like maybe one of us
has f**ked for the last time.
Has never last f**ked.
You think one of us right now?
Oh my God.
Don't get it.
I feel like it's not gonna happen early to one of us.
I think about that, but for working out,
when I do pull-ups, I'm like,
okay, I can still do a bunch of pull-ups.
But I'm always like, when is my last, like at 60,
am I going to be able to do a pull-up?
I can tell you how that feels, brother.
I can't get in there and do one right now.
You can't do one?
Kyle hasn't been able to do one since he was 27.
No, no, no, we tested that.
No, I can't do a pull-up.
I got to make it a goal, actually.
I really need to.
I really should make that a fucking goal.
We tested that at my house.
Remember, we tested that before the first ever
This Is Important Live show at the beautiful Irvine Improv.
And you came over and I was like, I know you can do one, Kyle. You can do one. I was really down. I was like, no. You proved me wrong.
Yeah, yeah.
I couldn't get myself up.
Next live show, next live show.
But Kyle, you could work your way up to it.
Like you could start with like a band in your foot
and like kind of get a little help and like get there.
I'm saying at what point is it like my shoulder
will shoot out of the socket at light speed?
Or you never.
Will it never come back?
I know.
I feel like that's going to be like, like really Is it like my shoulder will shoot out of the socket at light speed? Well, you never will it never come back.
I know. I feel like that's going to be like, like realistically, like 80.
If you're staying up, if you're staying up on it.
Yeah, I just saw like this 90 year old gymnast.
Sure. 80. I will not be doing a pull off.
Well, for sure. Are you are you staying up on it?
You know what I mean? I guess it's like because there's there's old people
that do
crazy shit man, I saw a reel the other day of a 90 year old woman doing like a
Fucking like a gymnastic routine on the bar videos of 90 year old
I saw that too. You saw that but I thought you were off Pornhub. What?
Susan X hamster wait, what and it wasn't AI? This AI's getting pretty good.
I like that that's Kyle's AI prompts are like,
90 year old woman doing gymnastics.
Nude, question mark?
Gymnastics for Team Russia.
I guess, but Kyle, that was like remarkable.
I'm saying like, I know, I know.
There's not videos of people just walking
because that's not remarkable.
See ya.
Is it though?
I feel like we all can elevate our game a little bit.
Blake, that is 100% remarkable.
I have a hard time walking up and down flights of stairs,
and I'm 40 years old.
I think it's pretty remarkable to be doing gymnastics feats
that none of us can currently do at 90.
Finish him.
100% was remarkable.
True. Yeah, that was remarkable him. 100% was remarkable. True.
Yeah, that was remarkable.
Okay, that was remarkable.
That what I saw.
Yeah, I think that's a good use of the word.
I'm always so annoyed when people are like, man, like when people just call people geniuses or legends.
And you're like, like an idea, they're like, oh my God, that's genius.
And you're like, no, it was just a regular idea.
And they're all goats, everybody's goats.
Yeah, goats.
Should we name a genius?
Can you guys name one, like, what is the word,
unequivocal, like, for sure genius?
Albert Einstein.
Yeah, I was going to say Einstein, too.
Is that the word of the daydars, unequivocal?
Was he?
I feel like Terrence Howard kind of declared
that he's not a genius.
Oh, okay. Wait, really? I've seen Terrence Howard talking some real spiritual stuff out there,
and he seems to be a very knowledgeable gentleman. Oh, Jesus. Oh, boy. Where science meets the stars
of heaven. Oh, boy. Yeah. The stars of Hollywood, baby. So I didn't see the Terrence Howard thing
Should this is this the thing I should be tuning in for what was explained what happened? I would watch it
It's so entertaining. You're just listening to this dude
Go D. Yeah, is he a little bit of a lunatic or is he making a lot of sense? It's Joe Rogan podcast
Oh, so Joe's lead number. Is he making sense to Kyle specifically? Oh, yeah
Yeah, I mean when I saw what he was talking about. I'm like Jesus fucking Christ. How deep is he I?
Should probably go listen to this. Yeah
No, I haven't okay, so he doesn't make any sense but specifically to the Kyle's of the world he's making perfect
Yeah, I only caught little bits, right, on Instagram,
like feels and shit.
Between gymnastics ladies?
Between gymnastics 90s year olds.
Yeah, it was like right, it was a commercial
in between that, it was perfect.
Allegedly!
You had to get that.
Yeah, oh shit.
Hold on, let me take a break from this 90 year old
fucking doing the bars, the parallel bars,
just to tune into Terrence and him talking.
Parallel bars, the parallelograms.
Let's get it, baby.
Yeah, but it looked interesting.
I'm sure it's just fucking insane, but it looks,
it looks a lot. You gotta watch it.
I think it might be the best one hour special this year.
It's not one hour, it's three hours.
Okay, best three hour special this year.
They talk for three hours?
And this is, is this part of Joe Rogan's experience?
Yes, absolutely.
It's his regular podcast. Yeah. Which is the experience, I believe part of Joe Rogan's experience? Yes, absolutely. It's a regular podcast.
Yeah.
Which is the experience, I believe.
Yeah, it's just experience.
Here's what's wild.
Is it real?
Yeah.
Terrence Howard does have patents.
Yes, he does.
On actual stuff that actual, for about AI,
from like 15 years ago,
when people were first starting to kind of get into it,
companies were first starting to get into it. So then he stopped paying it.
But then all these companies that are listed on like the patent thing have cited
his work and his theory or his like ideas as what they did to implement their AI
like Sony, Amazon, Apple, blah, blah, blah. So he's a smart guy.
Yeah. He was early to the party.
But he also has these theories that are next level,
a whole nother level.
Yes, and he also, he hides really smart information
in between really crazy stories.
So he'll be like, the way I came up with this was,
well, you have to realize,
there was a moment when I was becoming a Jehovah's Witness,
so I would always record me my wife having sex
He's like and that's how I found the periodic table was not laid out correctly and you're like wait rewind that other part
He started taking her legs away. He's twisted the DNA strands. They intertwined
Yes
And move your body like
But it's it's unreal.
Have I told my Terrence Howard story on this podcast?
I don't know, but I know you do a great impression.
I did used to have a good one.
I think this is the 600th podcast,
so I feel like we could rewind a story or two.
When I was a grocery getter on Real Time with Bill Maher, I had a parking spot like on the
lot right outside the bungalow.
Real nice.
You know what I mean?
That was designated for my car.
I come back, a lot of groceries, hot day.
I come around the corner.
Another, I want to say it was a Rolls.
It was a super nice car, pulls right into my spot.
And I'm like, and you guys know,
as I misspoke the other day, when I see a Rolls Royce,
I let it slide.
But,
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
He lets it slide when he sees a Range Rover.
That car is too nice, that car is too nice.
Damn, move, bitch. Too nice. When he sees a rain truck car is too nice that car is too nice damn move bit you guys
Fucking get off the road pull over to the side. I hit some honks. I'm like good good right yeah
Nobody nobody moves and you were in a minivan you're in your minivan
Are you in the green minivan or the red station wagon? I'm in a I'm in a 2001 Volvo. I'm in a 2001 Volvo
I'm in a 2001 Volvo. I'm in a 2001 Volvo.
Oh, I remember that car.
I remember that car.
Wasn't it blue?
Yeah, that was a hot whip.
Built like a hockey player, S60.
That was a hot whip.
Hot whip, leather seats.
Get him, boy.
It was a blue.
Ooh.
And nobody, he doesn't back out and I go,
brr, brr, like a little more like.
You're like, bitch, you see this Volvo?
A little more like, I tooted.
Before I tooted, Now I'm honking.
Okay.
I'm pissed now.
There is a difference.
There is a difference.
There's a difference.
Yeah.
You can a toot is polite.
If you give it a little light, you know, and they're not going to give them, oh, they're
probably looking at their phone.
They're probably, you know, jerking off watching porn up.
Yeah.
I give a little toot toot.
Little beep beep.
They're tooting or yelling.
Yeah.
Now you're laying on it. Now you're. Yeah. Now you're laying on it.
Now you're laying on it.
It's not quite it's not quite a lay.
Yeah, right.
No, no, no, no. It's a honk.
Yeah, it's a honk. OK. It's a honk.
And then Terrence Howard gets out of the car and I'm like,
oh, shit, well, fuck.
And he was like this at me and I rolled down my window.
I go, hey, that's my spot.
And he goes, I'm late,
man. I can't. And I go, dude, I'm my job is to buy groceries for this is I got to carry the
groceries in. This is where I park. Like I'm just a PA. And he was like, I don't know what to tell
you. I go, dude, where am I supposed to park? And he goes, damn it, man. like, okay, hold up, and like gets back in, lets me in.
But it got like charged.
What, he moved?
He did move, because he knew, he knew.
Well that's incredible, that's incredibly informative
of his character.
Yeah, you moved Mr. Howard, that's huge.
So he's willing to park in someone else's spot.
Right, it says reserve.
Which I am too, I am too.
Okay, a big no-no.
You are?
Maybe, maybe, I don't know.
I didn't know that about you.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
I don't know if I am.
I didn't know that about you, Kyle.
Yeah!
I actually don't know if I am.
Because that is a little bit of a big swinging dick move.
Especially in Hollywood, are you kidding me?
If you're late though.
That's a big swinging dick.
If you're late.
Thank you, Blake.
And look, this is the last guy I wanna like like I'm a fan. I like I like watching
I like his movies. Yo, who is I'm also scared
He has the eyes where they're scary those I do feel like I could murder someone there was a moment where I thought he was
Gonna whip out those knives that the butler had and Hudson Hawk
Yeah, deep reference, but you never know you never know
and Hudson Hawk, deep reference, but you never know. You never know.
Is he in that movie?
Is he in that movie or are you just citing the product?
Shout out to anybody listening who's like, fuck.
I just remember that from like the deep wrinkle in my brain.
This is for you.
Would you like to swing on a star?
Is that what Hudson? Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Tony Aiello, you gotta see that movie.
Hudson Hawk is sick, you'd love it.
So was he in it or you're just mentioning Hudson Hawk?
But you would love that movie.
No, no, just a, it's like there's a butler
who's got these blades that pop out of his hands.
Oh, okay.
And Terrence Howard has kind of like
a cool knife guy vibe for me.
All right.
Okay, he seems like a man of knives.
Yeah.
Or a very small pistol.
He's like a fluent to me. He's like a man of knives. Yeah. Or a very small pistol. He's like a fluent to me.
He's like a fancy man.
Yes, yes.
And you're reading the definition off of Merriam-Webster.
Yeah, Blake just got him.
He's a poet.
He walks around and he is like physical poetry.
Yeah.
Did you say affluent or affluent?
Like affluent.
Affluent.
He's like a fancy man.
Like I don't see him with knives. I feel him. Oh, hello! Affluent. Is affluent or affluent? Affluent. He's like a fancy man. Like I don't see him with knives. I feel him...
Oh.
Affluent. Is affluent or affluent?
I think you have to say affluent. Yeah.
But affluent's cool.
You don't think knives are fancy?
They can be.
I feel like knife guys are the most sophisticated.
I guess maybe you're right.
But the way you just explained
he has knives for hands, that doesn't sound that fancy
Yeah, sound like Wolverine. No, no, no not for hands. They're blades that like shoot down from the forehand and then okay
Well, that's that could be if I don't see him even carrying like a weapon really. Yeah, I see him being like a very
Yeah, it seems like a gentle soul. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I think. Oh, you got to watch this interview
It seems like he gentle soul. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I think. Oh, you gotta watch this interview. It seems like he won't
Destruction yeah
End of the planet so then so then he just moved the car and everything was all good
And did you see him move the car I waved and like
Now I'm on board now whatever this dude says I'm oh, yeah, I'm on board. Now whatever this dude says, I'm reading. Oh, yeah. I'm War Machine, baby.
I definitely texted Blake, like, you need to see this.
There's some answers in this interview.
Oh, yeah. For Blake specifically?
Blake finally is figuring stuff out?
Well, because you know how Blake likes to read about serial killers
and other things that don't make any sense to read?
I do. I was like, you might...
He does. He does. And Blake also likes other stuff like how, how you know you you told me before that we are all
Stardust damn well, dude. Yeah, that's those are the conversations that are really fun. I like those conversations the tour got crazy
Come on. Yeah, so Blake is we've had conversations before where he's explained to me that we are all stardust
And so that was a very spiritual time in my life, and I thought I had it all figured out.
I have since rescinded that.
Well, I would tend to agree with you.
No, and that's fine if you think that or not.
I think that you would be a person
that would like something like this.
No, I did.
As Jers just explained, because now you have answers
to some of your deep questions that you have.
No, I know, and I followed Mr. Howard a lot
on what he was saying, but he would then insert these wild theories.
He claimed that our asteroid belt was a planet
that was extremely similar to Earth
that did the same thing with combusting atoms or whatever,
and he said they popped their planet from the inside
and that is what the asteroid belt is.
Just like crazy theory. But what's wrong with, why is that is what the asteroid built is. Like just like crazy theory.
But what's wrong with what's why does that why is that crazy?
I don't understand.
You think that that that was a planet that people lived on
that exploded and now it's just hanging there.
That's just it's a crazy theory.
I mean I'm I don't think it's crazy.
I'm of the ilk of like where you're sorry maybe crazy is not
the right word but that is like out there.
That's a wild swing.
It's a wild swing.
That's what I mean. We don't know.
I'm just saying I'm saying like, I don't know that that is not true.
And I am but a spec.
I am. But so much I am stardust.
This is like Kyle.
Yeah, Kyle, you cannot have to.
You cannot operate in this world being like, I do not know that that is not true.
That seems like the most dangerous mind state ever.
That's what everybody's when you tune into Joe Rogan.
I can think of way more dangerous mindset.
Yeah. Wait. But when?
Yeah. When you're talking about the universe and the history of the planet
and the history of the universe, I think there's I think that's the way to
that's when you should be saying that. Thank you, Kyle. Yeah. Yeah.
And also, it kind of goes the same way
as when we explained that we're not sure
if Kyle's eating babies or not.
If he's not on the podcast, we don't know where he's at.
Hello!
So it's the same.
And I prefer to keep it that way.
I don't want you guys to know.
It's the same mental dexterity that we're using for that
as it would explain for this. Oh, God, okay, there it is, dexterity that we're using for that as it would explain for this.
Oh, God. Okay. There it is. Dexterity, baby.
Oh, man. Or mental dexterity.
It's one of those two. Look at that face, dude.
I want to play poker.
I want to learn how to play poker and play with Adam and take so much money.
There it is. Dexterity, baby.
We got it. Or it's mental dexterity.
I can't tell if it's if it's a combined word. Adam will be looking at his hand and be like, he'll be like, I, we got it. Or it's mental dexterity, I can't tell if it's a combined word.
Adam will be looking at his hand and be like,
he'll be like, I'll bet the house.
And I go, yeah, dude.
He'll be like, are you sure?
From KT Studios, the number one podcast,
The Idaho Massacre is back.
The new developments in the University of Idaho murder case.
It was an unimaginable crime.
In the early morning of November 13th, 2022, four University of Idaho students killed.
Police have no suspect and no murder weapon.
A nationwide manhunt captivates the world.
Moscow PD saying today they're now looking for a white Hyundai Elantra.
Then a shocking arrest.
There is now a suspect in custody.
This is a PhD student in criminology.
This is the guy.
Will he be found innocent?
He claims he has an alibi.
Or face death.
Listen to season two of the Idaho Massacre on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or
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Kyle, can I can I ask you a really complicated question?
Sure. Could be a very simple answer. What is the truest truth that you know?
What is true? Oh, shit.
What is love?
Kyle's about to fall down a fucking rabbit hole right now.
What do you got for us? The truest a fucking rabbit hole right now. What do you got for us, buddy?
The truest truth that I know right now,
the truest thing is that I am here right now.
Wow.
Says who?
Hello!
Fucking wow.
Says who?
That's what I know.
How do you know that?
Okay.
Because my consciousness says that I'm here right now.
I'm here right now.
Wow, dude!
You're definitely, I got two words for you
You're not every moment
Every moment what if you are what if you are a simulation of someone wearing a fucking really cool?
Google glass, what do you mean Blake wrote you but I know that I'm not perfect. You wish okay?
No, but I mean like, right?
Right?
I can't think of another truer truth.
And this is why our fans tune in to just hear our dumb ass.
Because now that truth that was true over there
becomes a memory, right?
So it might not have been super true, I think.
Like I could have been clouded or something.
That's not as true as the moment, the current millisecond.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Smoke weed every day.
We gotta get you on Joe Rogan, bro.
Where did you even come up with this question, Blake?
Like, what is the answer?
Dude, and the fact that you can just have a soliloquy of...
No, you already did that one last week.
That's another one?
You did mental dexterity.
I did that one the other day.
Well, no, because you guys, I said that the most dangerous state of mind is like, uh,
not on buzz balls
Being high on being able to when you're saying I don't know what's real you're saying that is a dangerous mentality
Which is true, but we were talking about the universe and time that was way before us. So I know.
But yeah, but it's all the same. It's all connected. Like we have
to have universal truths. If we don't have that, then everything
spirals away if we can.
That is absolutely true.
Here's the thing. Here's the things to universal truth.
And that's what's gonna happen on this next election.
Here's what makes it interesting, Blake. Is that okay?
Once upon a time, the universal truth
was that the earth was flat, and somebody was like,
I don't think it is.
And so.
Shout out Kyrie.
And so.
And how funny would it be if Terrence Howard
is the guy that figured it all out?
God, I wish you said Clarence Howard.
Clarence Howard.
I mean, imagine, imagine.
Well, yeah, right,
because these universal truths can move,
like Ders is saying.
They can change.
You are so dumb.
Only a truth until proven not.
No, that can't be,
no, a truth has to be something that can never, ever change.
It has to be the truth.
It has to be. But that's our point is that,
here's what I can say.
There is no truth.
Here's the truth that I can say,
is that the only, like the only true thing is love.
Is love.
Nothing can be true because it's from a perspective, right?
Sure.
Perfect.
Oh yeah, well that's why people,
that's why my truth and your truth
and our collective truth has now become a thing.
Shut the fuck up.
God, I hate, I couldn't hate this conversation more.
These are the least Adam conversations
you could possibly have.
Adam wants to talk about hamburgers, brother.
We say the rose is red, but then there's animals
who see in black, Adam, the hamburger
is many different colors.
To some animals, it's just black and white.
I used to trip on this.
That's what I'm saying, is is like we only see what we can see
Yeah, but I think about it. Yeah, what's the radio wave? We can't see that but some shits traveling on it, right?
We're yeah, but you know who can bats can see on that really that's good. Yeah, bro. What are magnets? How do they work?
It all comes back to being part of a family, ICP.
The truest thing we know.
It all comes back to the Toyota thumb.
Dude, they got it right.
To quote ICP, violent J is the one
that really set this whole movement in motion.
Dude, where's the violent J Joe Rogan podcast?
I want ICP on Joe Rogan tomorrow.
How is ICP doing?
You haven't heard a lot of,
I feel like ICP was really hot and heavy there
about 10, 15 years ago.
They did have a moment.
They had a second moment, second wave.
Okie dokie.
Yeah, a real big second wave
because it was the early 2000s
that was their big first wave. Big first wave, because it was the early 2000s, that was their big first wave.
First wave, yeah.
Big first wave, yep.
Then about 10, 12 years later.
You know what I think it was?
I think that the first wave, obviously,
you got all these 12 year olds and whatever teenagers
listening to it.
Water trash.
And then those teenagers grew up a little bit.
They got a little buying power.
Not me.
They got some money in their pockets.
Some of them are executives now in the music business
who are going, I remember a lot of people
spending money on this, we could do this again.
They're like, I remember Great Malinko changing my life.
Should we listen to that?
Great Malinko.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Great Malinko.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Great Malinko. Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha. This shit's cool. I think that's their whole thing is they just they they wrestler's entrance music. Like it's kind of the- Oh yeah. Yeah Blake, it could.
Dude, I think that's their whole thing is they just,
they make wrestler entrance music.
It's pretty sick.
Now that I listen to it again, it's really good.
Smoke weed every day.
Who played at the Dark Carnival of Souls this year?
You know, that's what I'm wondering.
They were getting names for a little bit.
Are they still going?
Oh yeah, it's still in. Who's the biggest names, Tila Tila tequila. Come on. Is that her name?
Oh that girl that was like Instagram famous 15 years ago. She was before
Talking about yeah, what? Yeah, I feel like we're just like a straight my space
How did Tila tequila get wasn't she on?
An episode of like Krebs or some shit like or like a
reality dating show maybe pizza pizza like a lot of people used to get
pop-offs from being the craziest like craziest person cool name what carnival
did you know this shit look at this I didn't know that there was like a
spiritual element to the dark carnival of soul oh that's doctor oh water trash
oh see ya I didn't know that I had no idea this is saying the dark carnival of souls. Oh, that shocks you? Oh, water trash. Oh, freaking Sia.
I didn't know that. I had no idea.
This is saying the dark carnival is where souls face judgment
based on their individual actions before being sent to heaven or hell.
What is true? Yes, we lost Kyle.
Dude, I had no idea that there was like some there was a Christian.
Kyle's going to hear me out, bro.
Yeah. Well, I'll hear me out, bro. Yeah, what?
Kyle, hear me out.
What's up?
You need to start up a pickleball tournament
at the dark carnival of souls.
I bet it goes the fuck off.
Oh yeah, it will.
You know, that's a sloppy pickleball.
Do you say there's a Christian element
or a spiritual element?
Well, it's saying heaven and hells,
which I believe is Christian, right?
Like, I don't think that that goes.
I wouldn't be surprised if they're tapping into Christianity.
It seems like a nice Hail Mary
when you're kind of at the end of whatever.
You just go, you start wearing a cross and selling pillows.
You find Jesus at the end.
I like the Hail Mary pun here.
That's very good.
It's a...
The whole time, Great Malenko was God.
He is the Great Malenko.
Yes, points!
What is it, the father of the ghost and the fucking clown?
What is it?
The father of the ghost, dad, and
Father of the son and the holy shit.
What's this guy dressed like?
Holy, holy shit.
Yes points!
The Terrence Howard of it all, did you ever meet, I mean what are other crazy celeb stories
you met on the lot there Ders?
You got any crazy celeb stories?
I will say that I didn't meet him but I would see Simon Cowell pull up to American Idol
in the craziest cars you've ever seen.
Ever.
Yeah, what are we talking?
He also had a Phantom, didn't he?
Also have a Phantom Rolls?
Phantom.
Yeah, but he had like the $2 million Bugatti.
I mean like peak idol cash was banana money.
Oh my God, yeah.
He's probably still living off that.
Were you just slack-chawed?
Was that your biggest celeb spotting?
Because for you, American Idol was a very big deal.
You really loved American Idol.
Yeah, Sinchaya.
I did like it.
I think I started watching season three
and then I was hooked through like eight.
I remember how many times you would mention
David Archuleta.
You would have like little writer meetings
and you'd be like, David Archuleta.
Notice me, Senpai, notice me.
I think we all remember when he sang Stand By Me,
but then he also sang the beautiful girl little hook
in there that was done by.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
No, no, no, no, no, that's Beautiful Boy.
That's Beautiful Boy, boy.
The guy who sampled Stand By Me.
Blake, Blake, find that for us.
It was like, what is it, what is it?
Yeah.
What is it?
David Archuleta.
The guy who like crashed his jet ski and almost died.
Oh, Sean Kingston Oh Sean Kingston, obviously
He snuck that in there after they told him that they didn't want to pay for two songs and he was like fuck y'all. I'm 13
Oh, that's bad. Do you guys want to have a spell Archuleta off? Does anybody think they know?
Is this? Yeah, no, no, it's not.
I'm not going to finish. You got to. What song did you let?
What song did you want to hear?
By the way, when you go to McDonald's in South America, it's not the arches.
It's our. OK, hold on.
McDonald's for the art.
I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Damn it. Golden Archie.
What song was it?
Dersh, what was the name of it?
Beautiful Girls.
Where they sampled Stand By Me,
Archuletas sang Stand By Me
and then snuck in a little bit of the song.
What is it?
Yeah, so I think Stand By Me
is what we're looking for.
Yes, but can I interrupt this broadcast?
On March 28th, 2024,
we have a new David Archuleta song called Hell Together.
Would you like to hear the first 15 seconds of it?
Sounds Christian.
It does sound Christian.
Yeah, that sounds Christian.
By the way, my middle name is Christian.
Oh, shit.
Bow your head.
It's all right.
It is beautiful.
You'll survive by doing what you love.
Sick.
Wow.
Said love is earth and we can't choose. God chooses. It's pretty. It's is earth, and we can't choose.
God chooses.
It's pretty.
It's pretty.
OK, yeah, we get the vibe.
But also, when you hear something like that, it's pretty.
It also makes you go like, it sucks that our friend Thomas
Kellogg isn't just a really famous R&B singer,
because he's just as good.
Just as good.
Pick up the father, son, and the ho, we smoke.
Ho, we smoke. Holy. Holy smokes. Holy smokes.
He's got a voice.
Yeah, our friend, he's really good at singing.
I believe, and by the way, back to American Idol,
TK auditioned many, many times, right?
He did.
Yeah, I believe he auditioned.
Our friend Thomas Kellogg.
The slam dunking.
The dunking genie.
You know Thomas Kellogg, he's one of my greatest friends
from Orange Coast Community College.
He plays the slam dunking genie
on We Be Clown in episode of Workaholics.
That is right.
Run it back, his performance is, muah!
Genuine legend.
One of our greatest guest stars.
He has like three scenes and every one of them
has like five quotables.
He just really, really killed it, dude, and I would say maybe got the most mileage out of his guests
Oh, yeah, I think I think he's still rep reneged very hard. We appreciate that
Yeah, I think he just gave away the trampoline as like some kind of like a big giveaway some kind of a
It's like a big giveaway. Some kind of a IG giveaway.
Yeah.
That is huge.
Like 10 years after the episode airs, it's a...
Yeah, like he drove it.
He drove it to some dude and they met in a parking lot.
And my kids are loving it.
Yeah.
I love it.
One of those like, I'm leaving it here, first one to get it.
It's yours.
No, I think he like met a random dude.
Dude, I think about that all the time, like artists are like,
and I'm actually leaving these tickets here underneath this.
I'm like, how sad is it when no one just collects the tickets?
Like no one is the winner.
Right.
I'm like, you ever hear of wind?
Yeah.
People just don't care.
I'm putting these tickets right here on top of this bench.
Can you imagine like seven years later, somebody reaches under a bench and they're
like, what the fuck fuck there's some really
expired David Archuleta tickets.
Or just front and center of your show. There's just like a crackhead
Just scratching his neck. When are they serving food?
He's just building a little tent city in the front row
No. No.
No.
Yeah, he's just building a little tent city
in the front row.
Holy shit.
What the hell?
Oh, that's weird.
Front row, holy shit.
I'm really backfired.
I'm not drinking this.
I'm backfired on me.
Holy shit, man.
This guy's fucking cooking beans.
I don't know, man.
They just showed up on my doorstep.
This dude just went to fucking Christopher Lloyd,
Dennis the Menace.
Oh.
This dude's got a campfire up front.
Admittedly, I was with, I'm not going to call him out, I was with people the other night
and is it Christopher Lloyd?
It was Christopher Lloyd and no, and then there was a homeless guy and he was like pissing
on the side of the street.
You know, there's not many problems.
As we do.
People in Charleston.
Daniel Stern.
Someone called him a, Someone called him a bum.
Really?
Oh my God.
Man, I haven't heard bum in so long.
Can you use it in the sentence that they did?
Where they were like.
Look at this fucking bum.
Oh wow.
Pissing on the street in front of these kids.
No sir, I don't like it.
Were they talking about his butt?
Were his pants down?
And I loved it.
I'll say I loved it.
I loved it, dude.
You're bringing bum back? Bring bum back. You're a monster. Bum bum. I'll say I loved it. I loved it. You you're bringing bum back bring bum back
Bring bum back you're bringing bum back. He's pissing on this if you're just being homeless
Sure, you can be homeless and you are on how that's fine. Even that is
Come on bum guy give me give me your spree. Can we But if you're pissing on the street in front of children,
that's bum moves, okay?
That's not homeless guy moves.
So we've all done bum moves.
Yeah, I've done straight up bum.
That's how...
Yeah, you might be a bum.
I think I was a bum outside a comedy store a week ago, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Whoopsie.
Whoopsie.
Yeah, that's bomb attitudes.
That's how Bernie Lomax went to jail on my bachelor party.
Oh, from pissing?
From like pissing in public?
Yeah, remember?
He got roped up, and then we had to go get him in the morning
at the Doubletree bus.
Yeah, I do remember that.
We had to break him out, bro.
We did.
There's maybe only you could answer this.
We did.
And then we went kick field goals, bro.
Kind of, yeah.
Wait.
Blake, let me ask you, do you, when you say a homeless person, do you say, look at that?
Unhoused?
The individual?
Like you're walking down the street and they're like, oh, there's a ton of unhoused individuals
here.
Is that what you say?
Yeah, unhoused individuals.
In my mind, yeah, but I'm not just pointing them out to people like, hey, honey, look, un people like hey honey look if you're walking down the street and you're like wow I
didn't realize that this street had so many unhoused I will I will which I'm
sure you've said before you live in Los Angeles sometimes you turn a corner and
you're like I'm in tent city I still call happy walkers I don't know if
that's proper I don't know if that's proper.
I don't think I've ever used unhoused in a sentence. Except for when I'm saying like,
except when I'm saying like,
I think you're supposed to say unhoused, you know?
Well, yeah, you have to click it over.
It's not a hard pivot.
I still say homeless people.
And by the way, I don't think that's the worst thing to do,
but I will say if someone is always saying
unhoused, I probably am not really good friends with them.
Yeah, or if you're with that person all the time, you're just going to pick it up, or
you're going to start saying it.
They're probably not really good friends with them.
Why?
It's not that hard of a pivot.
Just start saying unhoused.
It's just like-
But then they win like-
No, no, no. Oh, they win. Who? saying unhoused it's just like but then they win like no no no
honestly i bet if you went up to a bum and said yo do you care if i call you unhoused or homeless or a bum they'd be like fuck you yeah yeah they don't give a shit uh it's just for us it's only
for us for people to feel better about themselves seeing these homeless people.
That's what it's about.
But who feels better saying it?
Well, what's your truth?
What's your truth?
And also, I know, Blake, I know you're not saying unhoused.
I know you're not saying that.
I do say unhoused.
I do.
I make an effort to say unhoused.
I do think that.
I like that for you.
OK, I say daywalkers.
Daywalkers is tight. Mut Okay. I said daywalkers, but they walkers is tight. Yeah
Mutants I'm into that I would love to do a like like a street Mike
Type deal where you just ask like what would you prefer to be called?
And then you just kind of make them fight each other. Dude, it admittedly bum fights.
If it was called unhoused fights, that's not as fun.
That's not as fun of a video.
No, that sounds more like a, what's the show?
Unfun.
What's the channel that-
Yeah, that's a HDTV show.
HGTV, that sounds more like it.
Fuck yeah, you got there.
I found it, thank you.
It took me a while, but go headers, what's up?
I mean, should we make up a new one?
I also just think that somebody came up with Unhoused
and then started pushing it.
And it's like when you start a slang
and you want people to start saying it,
because wouldn't that be cool?
That's exactly right.
Or if you're the person who makes
like a meme about a movement,
you want everyone to know that you're the dude
who drew Barack Obama in like, Obey, right?
Like that's a huge deal.
The reason is because you can't say that someone
doesn't have a home, right?
That is the reason.
Thank you, Kyle.
That is it.
Because a home does not,
Could be anything.
It's not four walls.
A home can be your car.
A home can be your.
Thank you.
That's such semantics.
That's semantics.
No, I know.
But so is somebody who lives in an apartment unhoused?
Are they are you unhoused if you live in a fucking RV?
I don't understand.
This is so stupid.
Yeah, but well, if you're in an RV, I believe it's called semantics.
If you're in RV, are you unhoused?
If you're are you unhoused if you live in a cardboard box?
No, technically, that's your little house. That's why so that's fucking
Yeah, saying unhoused is stupid. You should it is stupid
That's right. Whoa, no, no, no, no, I think I think if I live in a fucking thing built of ginger
I actually just followed that logic. I think we just that logic did not make sense
You just unraveled your whole woke shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no cities, some of them are very intricate. Some of them have four walls and a little. But you're saying tent.
You're saying tent. Adam, he got you.
Circle back, circle back out.
And here, here, let me let me say this.
If I was a kid and I built a fort, right.
And I was built a fort out in the forest.
Somebody that's a fort.
That's a that's a fort. That's a fort.
And somebody came to me and said, oh, look at this poor guy.
He's unforted.
Yeah, unfortunate. I would be I would.
I'm drunk now. He has no fort.
I would be like upset because I spent a lot of time building that for yeah
And also you'd be like if someone said I that guy's unforted you'd be like well
We're not good friends. Yeah, like I'm not gonna be that good of friends with you because you say dumb shit like that
I'm okay with people saying dumb shit. I'm okay with actually if you start saying
Unforted a lot. I like on for that seems pretty fun
Yeah, I actually immediately that's I know my take back because it's gonna
It's gonna be saying shitty on unfortunate because that what I could get on for it is wouldn't they be on unfortunate
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It may have been the greatest scam for a sports fan.
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Ders, I'm pulling up the definition
of a house for you right now.
Oh God.
What's the definition of a house?
It's a building, a building.
A house is not a I just by the way
I'm just asking to make sure I have one a building for human habitation
Especially one that is lived in by a family or small group of people. Okay, so you can't live in a house by yourself
It's no longer a house. Yeah, this is why it's stupid
It says especially this is weird. It's weird to have a definition
that says especially this. What is your truth? What is the truth? A building in which people
meet for a particular activity, a house of prayer, they're saying. What can we come up
with our own thing that we hope catches on? Like what's a term that we can all agree?
I like unforted, which is pretty sick. Well, unfortified. And maybe even it's back to bum.
Is it more of like a bummer?
There's a bummer.
Cause it's just kind of like a bummer.
Yeah, it's bum because it's a little bit of a bummer.
They're not a bum.
I don't like that it's a bum.
Like, look, there's a bummer.
Like it's sad.
It's making me feel a certain way.
I'm sure they feel a certain way.
Bummer.
They're bummers.
Bummer's worse.
I do think that works if you're like,
if you're unfortified, that makes me feel like,
oh, they don't have protection, right?
There's not an ample amount of protection.
You know what I mean?
Unfortified sounds like a pillow fort my children built
that they're like throwing, you know,
fucking shooting Nerf guns at each other.
Yeah, it's gotta be something else.
All right, let me get up the thesaurus of the house.
Let's see here.
Oh, God, here we go.
This is cringe.
This is so cringe.
You're being so cringe.
I know, I'm being cringe, I know.
I'm not gonna do this. Oh my God.
I'm not gonna do this.
No, you have to.
But also isn't, and that's another thing,
that's another thing that bugs me.
I like that I'm this comic now.
That's another thing that bugs me.
Goodbye.
Is the word cringe. and and having that be bad like people are like say like oh my god
that movie was cringe and you're like yeah wait what movie are you talking
about like American Pie is cringe what part no you know what I mean like movies
like that yeah like it's cringe that he's fucking this pie that like kind of
cool his dad walks in and I'm jerking off.
It's like kind of cringe heightens things.
It is. It's shocking.
I think I exactly I disagree.
I think I think cringe is is very fun.
When he drinks the jazz and the beer, it's kind of like, OK,
it seems like it could be a thing.
Well, I think the term cringe is like getting a little loose.
You know, cringe when you see it.
Cringe is when someone is like performing as if something is like good or funny,
and it is the like exact opposite.
Cringe is embarrassing.
It's the kid who's dancing in front of everybody at school,
and they're all clapping and he doesn't know he's bad at dancing.
Right. But so that's like laughing at somebody. But guess what? That kid is renting a house with
fucking art on the walls with aliens and cows and laughing all the way to HBO, baby.
Dude, that kid starred in two of the three pitch perfect movies.
Yeah, exactly. So cringe cringe cringe is cash, baby.
So, yeah, embrace the cringe.
Please don't stop the music.
Damn, bro.
Cringe pay was the third day.
You say crime pays cringe pays.
They are.
And is it safe to say that the third pitch perfect was cringe?
You can plead the fifth. I mean, I didn't I didn't see it, to say that the third pitch perfect was cringe You can plead the fifth
I didn't I didn't see it, but though
I did not watch that movie. No, I did not I did not watch it
Why I didn't either but I'm not like part of the squad. You know what I mean?
How did you do bumper if you didn't even see pitch perfect three? What the fuck?
Yeah, you kind of dip back into the IP because my character didn't wasn't even see pitch perfect three what the fuck yeah, you kind of dipped back into the IP because my character
Didn't wasn't part of pitch perfect three so he why would he but he at least probably knows what's going on in the acapella
World right no I knew I read a synopsis. I read the little Wikipedia page
I was like yeah, man
But you didn't need to see all that to see where you might have texted somebody off screen to fill in your character or something
I don't know if Adam gets that deep.
No, I feel like when I saw them fighting terrorists
in a submarine, I feel like maybe we...
Is that what happened?
I think it is, right?
I was in a nightmare.
Wait, what is Pitch Perfect 3?
That's in the trailer.
What is Pitch Perfect 3 about?
It's like Revenge of the Nerds 2.
I didn't even see the trailer.
I think it gets a little wild.
They go on a USO tour, and then they fight some kind of terrorist.
Terrence Howard as War Machine.
It's in the Marvel universe.
Hey.
Yeah, it got a little wild.
OK.
That makes me want to watch it.
Watch the fucking numbers on, hey, TIA Nation, please go run up. Pitch Perfect 3. Let's get those numbers up. Don't watch it. Yeah, watch the fucking numbers on hey TI nation Please go run up pitch perfect three. Let's get those numbers. Don't watch it
I think it's so people do people do like it. He doesn't know they got Jack Black to play something named Thumper
My grandfather he should our father he shows up no Josh Josh Gad came in and played somebody named Stomper.
Don't tell him.
Dude, the universe is being built out.
I'm in.
Dude, the fact that Josh Gad didn't swoop that role for me,
that's kind of bizarre.
Can I tell you one thing he doesn't know how to sing?
Dude, I think about that so much.
I think about it constantly.
Yeah.
Blake, Blake can't hit it.
What did you say, Arjun? Wait, what did you say? I didn't hear the T up. about it constantly. Yeah. Blake, Blake can't hit it. What did you say, Y'all?
Wait, what did you say?
I didn't hear the T up.
Do it again.
Doesn't matter, I'm just trying to support my boy.
I also didn't hear it.
You know what, Josh?
Yeah, I can't sing.
Please don't stop the music.
Yeah, he can't do that.
He doesn't have that kind of explosiveness, you know?
Yeah, that is an all star drop.
That's throwing somebody.
Yeah, that is.
I don't even know if you're, Am I pointing to you or you down here?
No, you're pointing to my QuickTime recording right now.
Yeah, that's what you're pointing to mine as well.
It says this meeting is being recorded and you're pointing to that.
Please don't stop the music!
Hey, Blake, Blake, what else does it say?
Please don't stop the music!
That's good.
There's not much like auto-tune on huh Adam that's pretty natural is it Jesus Kyle
Yeah, that's my voice. Yeah, no Terrence Howard invented autotune. Did he really it was originally for cars
Dude, I think that guy I can talk to automobile really Kyle you I mean
Jesus buddy you When you-
What happened?
What is truth?
You're so easily manipulated.
What is truth?
The fact that he said, did he really?
The fact that you just said, did he really to creating Auto-Tune.
Well, can I tell you why I did that?
Well, I mean, to be fair, he did invent something of AI, so it's, you know.
Yeah, because Ders mentioned that he was deep in the AI, super., super smart. And I believe he also has a an album out.
Yeah, I guess I'm so wrapping my mind.
Terrence Howard has music.
He has an album. I think he plays the trumpet.
So I didn't think it was that crazy. Yes, that is true.
Oh, that was the thing.
So the other thing about Terrence Howard is he was talking about how like sound waves
were something. But I'm like, if you know so much about sound why was your album so ass dude his album is really really bad
It's a good one. Yes points, so he was saying sound waves or something hold on
Let me look up this Terrence Howard fucking well. What was that movie that they did that?
Hustle and flow off the chain hustle and flow that song was a banger
Maybe we play it, but that was written by three six, but that's three six mafia. Oh, that's true
That's DJ Paul and it was hard out there for a pimp
They won an Oscar and no one knew that that that one of the guys had like a little arm until they won the
They won the Grammy, right? Well, the Grammy is so big. Oh, yeah, DJ Paul. DJ Paul
Yeah, DJ Paul had a. DJ Paul got a baby arm.
I feel like the world didn't quite know
how tiny that arm was
until they got on stage and collected that award.
Because he would always hold
a goblet with it?
He had a thing
like how Bob Dole always had a pencil
or whatever. Oh, right. Yeah.
So you didn't see that his hand was always a kung fu grip.
Yeah, what do you think that is? Is it like you hide it in plain sight? You're like, oh,
this person is always using that hand. It must be super functional.
It's like when you grow your hair. We know what you look like. You can't hide.
Yeah, we're hiding. You're hiding in plain sight.
I don't know how that correlates.
You don't follow that.
Because we know that you got one of those baby flat heads,
like super baby flat head,
like the back of your head is just straight up.
We all know, we can see it.
Yeah, we can clearly see it, how your head is shaped.
You think I'm a conehead?
No, no, just flat.
No way.
Dude, admittedly, I'm a little worried about my son's head.
It's a little flat.
Is it?
You can get the helmet now.
I think everybody does it just to get the perfect shape.
Yeah, you can do a shaping helmet.
Yeah, I don't want to, but then you gotta wear a helmet
all the time, that seems black.
Yeah, six months.
Six months.
But you get a cool one, you can get like a ACDC one,
like you can make it rock.
No, no, no.
Oh, ACDC.
Frickin' see ya.
I want a Greta Van Fleet helmet.
Please don't stop the music. Will you play me the biggest Greta Van Fleet helmet
Will you play me the biggest Greta Van Fleet cuz I was almost positive that was some white folk singer
It yeah, no, it's like I think they're Australian and the lead singer always wears like um
Like velvet overalls where you can see his whole fucking package. It's fucking hot. Wow.
Just play the song.
Tell me more.
No, they're American.
They're not Australian at all.
Oh, they're not?
I think they're from like Michigan or some shit.
I think they're Australian.
The way he wears those overalls.
It's just about what he's wearing?
No, no, no.
Yeah, they're from Michigan.
Blake, you're insane.
What's the name of the dude on the Raptors? Vland Vleet? Overalls like, overalls where you can see his cock. It's just about what he's wearing? No, no, no, yeah, they're from Michigan.
Blake, you're insane.
What's the name of the dude on the Raptors?
Vlan Vleet?
Yeah, Freddy Van Vleet?
He like, looks like Drake, but kind of is like, yeah.
I think he was just on Toronto.
Are they in the same, are they in the band?
Yeah, he's a part of the Van Vleets.
Are you ready?
Play a Greta Van Vleet song? Okay? This one's called highway tune
I'm it's only gonna be 15 seconds. All right. I think that's all I need okay
Okay
Black keys. Yeah, they're very black keys. I got my cock in my belly over rounds.
I am such a sucker. Yeah, I love guitars.
Yeah, admittedly, and his voice sounds awesome.
It sounds like Led Zeppelin.
It sounds like Robert Plant, right?
Yeah. Here, I'll play another one.
So maybe we can get his voice.
I'll play another one so maybe maybe we can get his his voice
No
I want to feel your everything sounds like yeah, yeah Robert. He sounds like Robert Yeah, so they're doing a really good impression
I'm like when is the next rock band gonna come out that just sounds like themselves
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was gonna say. It's hard for me. Can you do that?
Can you do that now have we exhaust all of the possibilities of what a rock band sounds like since the conception of rock?
We might have that and that's why we've moved off of it and now it's all
DJs and shit and in country
off of it and now it's all DJs and shit and in country in country but it's like dip hop punk rock getting radical whites are in a panic right now they're like
what what do we listen to now and then they're all going to country and even
countries getting produced on like a hip-hop weird level yeah they call it
it's like dip hop dude dip okay I'll go off okay okay go off Queen it's like
country boy put a dip in that's what I heard years ago
From dipping or because Diplo
Produces it all no no because of dipping that's what it was like ten years ago
I remember people did it like dip like you put tobacco in your lip. Oh sure yeah dip pop yeah
Yeah, not that I'm like the biggest fan of
Dip up are you gonna go my way? What's his name humans? Yeah, Dip Pop. Yeah. Not that I'm like the biggest fan of, Dip Pop.
Are you gonna go my way?
What's his name?
Humans?
Lenny Kravitz.
Lenny Kravitz, right?
But when he came out, he was like,
oh, he sounds like the 70s.
But he also kind of was just so hot, it didn't matter.
True.
Yeah.
And a pretty, not the biggest,
but a pretty big cock.
A pretty big cock.
Remember when it exploded out of his pants?
Yeah, that was incredible. I think thatant. Oh yeah. That was incredible.
I think that might have been episode two for us where we're like, what do we talk about?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it's the greatest moment on internet.
Yeah.
We, we let's just say we never forgot.
When Lenny hits the splits and then such as that is the gift of all the gift that keeps giving baby. Oh up. Yeah. Dude, that's- That is the gift of all gifts, baby.
So unreal.
The gift that keeps giving, baby.
Unreal.
So good.
So good.
Dude, yeah, so just to bring that back, he like dipped low on stage, was wearing leather
pants and his crotch, like the leather exploded, ripped apart, and his dick shot out like a
slinky.
And then his dick flopped.
It was fucked. It's a whoo.
Was it on like the Today Show?
No, I think it was at a concert.
Okay.
And then he quickly pulled his legs back in
and it sucked back inside it.
It was incredible.
Consummate professional.
Yeah, dude.
That's how you know he knows how to use his cock
because that shit zipped up real good.
The cock control was next level.
Elite level cock control.
I didn't mind him and his cock sounding like previous.
There was even a band a few years ago called Yuck
that had like a very like 90s, not grunge,
but like alternative sound that was pretty cool.
But they couldn't.
I've never heard Yuck.
Yuck was kind of cool.
I love it. There's no stuff. But I don't know how many albums they could do of doing that
Right. They sound there was like a dinosaur junior kind of
Well, you know who I think is probably doing it the best is our friends over at turnstile
Okay, yeah, cuz they're doing a great job of like blending genres
They do have some great where you're like, oh, this is like punk,
this is kind of metal, this is sort of psychedelic.
They even have some like jazz fucking,
don't they have some jazz shit going on?
Some jazz fucking stuff?
Yeah, they got it all, they got it all.
Yeah, jazz fucking.
Yeah, they got it all.
Yeah, so I think they're probably right now
doing the best of trying to do their-
Just the bass.
So you're saying they're taking from before and blending,
or they're a totally new sound?
Or they're original.
That, in and of itself, is an original thing.
No one's come original since I think we know.
Well, yeah, no, I think they do have a very, like,
they are a rock and roll band, but they do have a very
original and eclectic sound, you know what I mean?
Kyle knows that to be true.
That's the one truth.
That's Kyle's one truth. Well, that's what I mean, like, to be true. That's the one that's cows one true
Well, that's what I mean like they what they travel with like they have the same members all the time right and then
What
Yeah, what you just fall asleep there
Get you gave up yeah, you want to know who's making her really original sounding music?
Here we go.
David Archuleta?
That song that we wanted you to play earlier?
Who do we got, Blake?
No, his name is Terrence Howard.
And he's pretty damn good.
Are you ready?
I mean, do we wanna save it for when we go?
Or do we wanna do some take backs?
Well, we can play a couple songs.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, let's get some take backs.
So you really wanna fucking tail off this episode? I do want it. I do want to take back. Wait
I've heard sounds like a steve's I've heard this does you've heard this car?
Yeah, you've heard this. I'm pretty sure I've heard. I don't know if I've heard I must give it heads me
I've heard this you wouldn't this come out cuz I feel like if we live together
We'd science isn't real and one plus one doesn't equal to was that was that real?
It was but you do you skipped ahead. It didn't jump like that. No, I didn't but I was running out of time
We run out of time. Why don't you why don't you play? Why don't you let it run, dude? Yeah, please
Please don't stop the music. I can't, dude.
You know I only get 15 seconds and we hit that limit.
And you know, Terrence is using AI to track when his song plays anywhere in the world.
And if we play more than the 15 seconds, he's...
Oh my God, he's here.
He's here.
He's at my door.
Dude.
My ring camera just went off.
There's a guy at my front door and it's Terrence Howard.
And his right eye is glowing red.
War machine.
Maybe he got into A.I.
because he did need the auto tune so bad.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. Perfect.
I like that. I like that.
I also like to take back.
I'd like to I'd like to take something back.
OK. I don't think I would park.
I don't think I would park in in a in a spot in somebody else's spot.
I just said that to like kind of maybe sound a little like dangerous
and cool in the moment and like, you know, maybe give a little empathy to Terrence.
But yeah, you got to.
This is a few episodes in a row where you're kind of saying stuff
that isn't real and you're just trying to say stuff to sound cooler in the moment.
There's a few episodes now, I think think in a row that this has happened. That's okay, though But don't you think like I'm showing progress like I'm acknowledging it right now
I guess the better progress would be just not to say things
Yeah, nobody's cool. If you just say really offensive terrible things and then you say like, oh man, I'm sorry about that.
Yeah, well that's what I thought though.
I shouldn't have said that.
Well I'm not taking back the unhoused thing. I think that's fucking, I do take that stupid.
And I don't think any homeless person gives a shit about that.
Yeah, and I did follow your logic.
I think it's just for people to feel better about themselves, which doesn't help anyone.
So it's stupid.
That's dumb.
I also follow the logic with saying like,
you're unhoused can be really like insensitive as well.
Okay.
You know, I can follow that logic.
It's science.
I can follow that.
Do people say vagrants anymore?
Yeah, that one works better for me.
I'm just asking, what is the definition of vagrant?
Oh, vagrant?
I feel only landlords are allowed to say vagrants, right?
Because you own the property, so you're like, there's a vagrant.
Is vagrant when it's like a very bad fragrant?
Yeah, maybe that is where it came from, because, you know, sometimes...
Oh, here we go. A vagrant is a person without a settled home or regular work who wanders
from place to place and lives by begging. Oh, okay.
There we go. So there we go.
Are you not watching the show, like, The Vagrant? Doesn't that sound like kind of sophisticated that
sounds way way better that's I think that's like the Jack Kerouac book called
Dharma Bum yeah that sounds like yes that that I would watch that absolutely
the vagrant yeah do you think you'd get side-eye from somebody outside of Adam's
friend circle if you said I mean they they have to do something we've got to
come up with a cohesive plan
to take care of these vagrants.
Do you think you'd catch somebody being like, excuse me?
Right.
Say it.
I bet somebody, yeah, somebody would.
Well, on the internet, not in real life,
not like out on the street.
No one would bat an eye, but it would be once it's recorded
and then put on the internet and then keyboard warriors
Come in and they feel like they've got a stand up for someone. They've never met before
Thanks a keyboard keyboard
Adams going in on the keyboard
Which is what now what is that now?
Keyboard warriors, they're just Twitter fingers send her trigger fingers.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Got it.
Oh, what?
But the opposite of that, yeah.
When Twitter fingers are just, they're just Twitter fingers.
But also like as a writer, you don't want to use like the same word over and over again.
You want to keep it like flowy.
Yeah.
So like am I supposed to just say unhoused every time and sound like a fucking weirdo?
No. I can't go from a vagrant to...
No, no, no. Spice it up. Spice it up.
What are you writing? What are you writing?
What is this thing that you're writing?
The vagrant. No, no, as I speak, as I say vagrant,
I want to say vagrant a lot more.
Yeah. I think you can say vagrant.
And I actually would adopt that phrase.
I would adopt that word as well.
I think I think we all have to adopt that phrase.
I'm not just saying that. I'm not just saying that.
I feel like it's a good one.
All right.
Listen.
Vagabond?
So we're coming out...
Vagabond is huge.
A vagabond actually sounds really...
And you know what sucks is that was a perfectly great term that fell out of...
Vagabond?
Did that word get canceled at some point?
Vagabond?
Let's hear vagabond.
Okay. Here you go. Here's... Dude, no? Vagabond? Let's hear vagabond. Okay, here you go. Here's, dude, no, vagabond is better.
Vagabond is better.
A person who wanders from place to place
without a home or a job.
That's a great fucking word.
Yeah, but what if you don't wander?
What if you're just kinda kicking it behind the McDonald's
and you don't go anywhere else?
Well, I would recommend you start wandering.
But you're still like kinda wandering from the McDonald's to like the corner and then come back. Yeah, I would recommend you start wandering. You're still like kind of wandering from the McDonald's
to like the corner and then come back.
You got to wander somewhere, buddy.
You're wandering at some point.
No, man, I'm just kicking it, bro.
I'm wandering why you're not fucking.
You got to wander down to the river, wash your clothes.
You know, you got to do.
That's what I would do.
Nah, fuck that.
Yeah, go get your bottles of water and stuff.
You got to get yourself.
Out of the four of us, who do we think could last the longest and the least longest on the on the streets? Yeah, Kyle the longest. Thanks
I don't know. I'm good. Yeah, I think I the longest
Let's just when you go on like naked and afraid they like pack the weight on first
So like like their body starts it starts eating
I'm good. Well Kyle the the longest, because I feel like...
You know when they say, it's hard if you don't look homeless, you're not welcomed into the
society.
You're not welcomed into the society.
So actually, Kyle with the shorter hair might not last that long.
Yeah, you blew it, bud.
You closed your window.
I mean, it's true.
I do need to have, like, my showers and stuff.
I think I would get really cranky, I think, very quickly out on the road.
I think that's what happens.
Yeah, butt itch.
Dude, wear your tank top with your armpit hair flowing out the sides,
and I think they might welcome you.
They might be like, oh, okay, he just got his haircut. He's fine.
No!
Welcome me? What, into the whole community? Like I'm not into the community. I feel like I'll
just go wherever I wherever wherever people don't bother me. No, you'll get murdered. You'll get
murdered there. Unbelievable. I do think about this a lot. You know how like, yeah, when you walk past
a vagrant and they talk to you, but you don't necessarily always talk back, right?
Sure. And how many times does that happen before you go to Kyle's point, the one truth, do I exist?
Like all of a sudden you're talking to people and people are just walking by as if you're not there.
Like, doesn't that make you crazier than like,
yeah, it's a fucking bummer. It's a bummer. Oh, my God.
You take away that one truth.
You take away the one truth, Kyle.
Yeah, fuck.
And maybe that's why they're always being like Skittles bubble gum.
And you're like they're like not saying like sentences to you.
They're just saying shit.
And you're like, I don't understand what any of this means.
Even if they are sometimes, I'm like, I'm on my way.
Well, I'm saying they got so spun out.
They were saying, hello, can you help me at first?
And then 10 years in, now they're saying, you know.
Skittles and bubble gum, like you said, yeah.
Just random words together.
Right.
Right.
They're like, are you Macaulay Culkin?
And I'm like, I'm not.
I'm not Macaulay Culkin.
I could see that, though.
Yeah.
I could see that, though.
Are you a giant Macaulay Culkin? I say no.
So that so Kyle, I actually think Kyle would do the best in the wilderness.
But on the streets, I think maybe Blake because Blake can sleep anywhere.
Oh, you know what I mean?
He can see that's actually a really good point.
I don't give a fuck.
His sleeping ability on floors, cold floors, it doesn't matter.
He'll be at home, he'll sleep underneath his bed for whatever reason that night.
I'll sleep in a bush, no problem.
Yeah.
No problem.
Yeah, so I think Blake might actually, might have it.
I love a bush.
Me too.
I give myself 45 minutes.
Yeah, during your out.
And I don't think it's because I wouldn't survive. They would attack me and stab me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Ders, you're out. And I don't think it's because I wouldn't survive.
They would attack me and stab me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'd be murdered pretty quickly.
Ders is just going on a hike and then he's getting fucked up.
Because they'd be like, we don't want you here, dude.
You are not welcome.
I feel like I might be able to make a couple friends early on
and battle it out for a week and then be used for my meats.
Okay, you would figure it out.
Yeah, they're going to cannibalize you.
So you think that they're cannibals?
Wow, man.
Let me just get the definition of cannibals up.
Dude, in LA, for sure some vagrants are cannibals.
Any take backs at them?
In LA?
Any take backs?
In LA?
In some, I'm not saying all, I'm just saying there's serial killers there.
There's obviously...
Oh, there's definitely serial killers.
This is something that you cannot say is insane.
It's like, you know, it's probably true.
It's some...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Someone, yeah.
It's kind of what we were saying earlier.
Exactly.
It's like the universe.
I would be used for my meats about one week in.
Yeah.
So you're being eaten alive within a week. Not alive. They would kill me first and then they would use my meats about one week in. Yeah. So you're being eaten alive within a week.
Not alive.
They would kill me first, and then they would use my meats.
They would use my meats.
Ooh, eating alive.
Gross.
And I'm going to get ahead of this.
I don't want this conversation taken out of context.
OK.
No, let's leave all the context here.
I want the context taken in.
Context is key.
Yeah, context is everything. So. Context is king. Context is everything.
So don't come for us.
We're here, at least we're trying to solve the problem.
Do not come.
We're trying to figure it out.
We're trying to figure it out.
As my mother would say, consider the source.
We're doing our part.
We're trying to take like dumb ways
that society is moving forward,
but it's not moving forward.
And make it just
better for everyone sideways we're just going sideways that shit's important
just turn this and this we are this is important we're basically Terrence
Howard I guess Terrence Howard really sent us on a journey didn't you just
say were Terrence Howard's yes okay I thought you were gonna say we're Terrence Howard's like something friends
No, how are just multiple territory? Yeah, we're the multi birds were they play?
It's play us out on a little hustle and flow that that banger
Well hard out hard out here for a pimp
Okay What was it? Whoop That Trick is called? Well, Hard Out Here for a Pimp. I thought it was Hot Out Here for a Pimp. Wow.
Wow.
Okay.
Kyle, what do you think is the hit?
It's called Whoop That Trick.
I think so.
Yeah, yeah.
I got it.
Was there two?
Is there two songs from that?
I think there is.
There's Whoop That Trick or we could play Hard Out Here for a Pimp.
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Yeah, they do, obviously.
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Okay.
Admittedly, I remember this exact scene when they're all doing this right
This is a remix though, it's good is that when Anthony Anderson and and DJ
Yeah, DJ squall or and the skinny guy the skinny guy
Jake wall DJ quall. Yeah, and then this was America's grand introduction to Taraji P Hansen, right?
Yeah, and then this was America's grand introduction to Taraji P. Hansen, right? Yeah, I believe so. You didn't know now, you know
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