This Is Important - Ep 208: It's Giving Dippin Dots

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

Today, this is what's important: Fuck boys, field of dreams, dippin dots, The Montana Boys, the teens aren’t working in LA, shorts season, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I mean, I thought you'd say like I was dipping her dot, but you're like, I'm dipping my dot. Let's go. Punk rock, getting radical. We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back! Punk rock, getting radical. You need another four inches. Woo!

Oh my god, you guys. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Remix! Did you clap? Did you clap, Blake? What's up? The hood. We didn't hear you clap.

Did you clap? Yeah, I clapped. You just decided? Yeah. Oh, I didn't see you. I made it clap. Ch-ch-ch. Oh. Ch-ch? We didn't hear you clap. Did you clap? Yeah, I just decided. Yeah. Oh, I didn't see you. I made it clap.

Ch-ch-ch. Oh. Ch-ch-ch. I make it clap. Ch-ch-ch. Busta. Ch-ch-ch. Ch-ch-ch.

God, that's a banger. Oh my God. Busta Rhymes. Woo. Underrated, underrated. Busta Rhymes. Yeah. When you hear people talk about like best MCs of all time,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I'm like, how is this dude not higher on the list? Busta Rhymes is amazing. Yeah, he's fucking amazing. He's amazing. His albums have a few skips, but his hits are absolutely timeless fire. I mean, I remember that music video of...

Put your hands where my eyes can see. Put your hands where my eyes can see.'t put your hands in my eyes can see Do if you want to put it we can put it with me. Yeah, it's all glow-in-the-dark and shit That shit was sick. I had to rap Busta rhymes in the movie the intern Okay, that I co-starred with Ders got to got to yeah, I was allowed to and she Nancy Myers the director. Yes. She was like gave gave me like a list of songs to choose from. That's cool. And I was like, oh, Buster Rhymes would be funny because it's such a hard song to rap.

If I nail it, it'll be funny. And then it fucking sucked because I just gave myself so much homework, dude. Right. Yeah, that's a really difficult- Like another song would have been probably just as funny. Like, I don't know, it didn't change the movie in any way. I don't even think it made it in. It did, it did. It's in the movie, it's in the movie.

Don't do that to him. Yeah, it's like a big scene in my play, so don't take that from me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's kind of the linchpin of the film. Yeah, you didn't see the movie, dude. Yes, I did, yes, I did. linchpin of the film. Yeah, you didn't see the movie dude. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. I for sure saw the intern. I remember there's it's really funny because there's this whole scene where Robert De Niro has a boner and it made me crack up.

Yeah, and he's method too. He's method. He's method. He's like Nancy's like, are you ready? And he's like, no No, not yet. Not yet. Not yet. No, no. Give me a second. And then he would open up his drawstring and blow, just blow down towards it.

Right. Yeah, really that gets him going. Yeah. Ironically, that was on like kind of Adam's side of the movie. And then when I showed up, he had to like talk his boner down to get on set. Yeah, he was he's not supposed to have one Yeah, you know, he actually used the same method. Yeah, you hear him in his trailer going. It's too hard He was blowing down again, but like differently a hotter breath. Yeah

Exactly. Exactly and and you know, please, you know, like and subscribe. Take your, take your headsets off. I'd like to talk to Bob. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I said that. I'm so sorry. I said that Bob. No, he's for sure listening. Yeah. My, my headsets off. Go ahead. Yeah. Bob, I would like to give you a formal, uh, private apology. And then in a second, I'll give you a public apology. Guys, you can put the head votes back on.

Okay, and we're back. And Bob, I would like to give you a public apology. I got a feeling he said no. No. No. For sure, Bobby. Robert De Niro is listening to this while he's nursing his child right now.

So it feels really good. Okay, cool. Okay, all right, bye guys. So. For sure. For sure he is. He's nursing his child, isn't he? Yeah.

Doesn't he have a newborn? Yeah, but men don't nurse, dude. Believe me, I made that mistake. That's right. They can, please don't. I made that mistake. It's not a mistake. Don't bow to them, dude.

You did fine by what you did. Jesus. Well, you know, it's, it was just a joke and they can't actually nurse. It's like a, just biologically. But if you let them suck long enough, something happens. It will happen. If you build it, they will come. That's what they say. If you suck it, they will come. Yes, points!

And that's points. And that's points, Blake. If you suck it, they will come. Yes points! And that's points and that's points Blake. If you suck it, they will come. That's points. That's pretty good. Dude, have they ever made a field of dreams porno? Yeah, if you suck it, they will come. Yeah. Of course. If that doesn't exist, we failed as a society. Would it be field of cream? Cream? Yes points! Adam, did you write this porno? Would it be field of creams? Yes, points. Adam, did you write this porno? This feels like everything's on deck for you, dude.

I'm flowing. Yeah, field of creams? It seems like Adam's got a memo pad that he wrote all this stuff on. Hey, feel the dreams. Worked my way to that here. That's real one to two. It's science Oh, by the way, I realized last episode I didn't I slipped in a word of the day you did and you guys did not

Get it. Would you guys like to guess where the last weeks was a word of the day was was a gank? It wasn't gank. It was not gank because that's from the day There's no way that that's that's just slang for sure. And I said it once and I know you guys didn't hear it and then I said it again towards the end of the podcast as Kyle was leaving, I said it and you guys didn't bat an eye, you guys just assumed that this is a word that rolls off my tongue, easy peasy, fresh and easy.

You are so dumb. To be fair, I think we're like kind of bored by the game. What was? Oh, I like it. I'm still learning. I'm a lifelong learner. What was it? What was it?

I do want to know. Oh, you're bored. I'm sorry, Ders. I'm sorry. I never mean to bore you. No, never bore Ders. Dude, that's one rule about Ders. Do not bore him.

Keep him entertained. Keep him entertained. He must be entertained entertained what was the word um was it was it no I have no idea it was clandestine clandestine oh shit you said that word I did yeah a couple times that's a comic book I think it it doesn't help that I'm not always listening what was the context that you said the word clandestine he said all right bye that you said the word clandestine? He said, all right, bye, we'll see you next clandestine.

You lose! Well, Kyle goes, I'm like, Kyle, you got a secret meaning to go to Kyle and his clandestine meanings. Oh. I didn't hear that at all. Oh, yeah. Me neither, that would have stuck out like a sore thumb. Because what do you mean the fuck is a clandestine?

I was the only one talking when I said it that second time. I said it earlier. And I was busy thinking about what I needed to say. What's clandestine? Clandestine. What's clandestine? You don't know what clandestine means? It means like a secret or like a to keep something.

Like a secret. Will you use it in a sentence? Like a secret society? Secret meaning. It was a perfect thing. I mean, here, I'll look up the pitch. That's interesting. Will you use it in a sentence like a secret society secret meaning it was it was a perfect uh a perfect thing i mean here i'll look at that interesting will you use it in a sentence clandestine describes something done in secretly or in a private place or way so a clandestine meaning is the perfect use of that word nice nailed it yes points hey thank you guys i thought i thought maybe you would get. I thought you'd be like, oh yeah, you said clandestine.

You fucking... Hey man, congrats dude. You got us. You fucking got us. Hey guys, field of creams. Field of creams. Yeah dude, this guy's a switch hitter. He can go both ways.

I love it. You're one for five, brother. You got us dude. I'm hyped on you. I got you dude. This is my new favorite thing in the pod. Field of creams. Do you have a new word today or are you retiring after that?

Are you like, yo it's over? No I'm gonna get one on deck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Don't worry. So in field of creams, is there just some chick fucking all these baseball ghosts? Like are they, there's corn in the po- like what? There's corn in the what? There's corn in the, like what, there's corn. Is it real? There's corn in the what?

Where's the corn? There's a lot of corn happening, right? I don't think I've actually seen that movie, Feel the Dreams. I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I've watched it front to back. Whoa, dude. It's kind of awesome.

What are you talking about? You never, you didn't when you were a kid, go to McDonald's. Yes. I did that. 20 piece McNuggets. Yes. And for $10 you were a kid go to McDonald's yes I did that 20 piece mcnugget yeah and for ten dollars more you could get the movie the VHS movie wait what wait what you didn't remember this that was the era yes and your mom goes and you're really bugging her to do it and

you have the last three times and then finally she just breaks down she's like you want the movie three times and then finally she just breaks down she's like you want the movie fine you get the movie you know i'm a child of the 90s you know i love all but the 90s what was this deal you could get like dances with wolves yes there was like three movies wait is it all kevin costner i think it might have been a costner it's a costner package yeah we got We got Dances with Wolves from McDonald's is all I remember. And we got Field of Dreams. Wait, wait, hold on. Explain the whole deal. What is it? They were $9.99. They were $9.99. I thought, I mean, I think, is that... I remember them being $9.99.

Yeah. If you bought Chicken Nuggets, you got... I'm so confused. Yeah, if you bought some sort of meal deal package, you could buy the movie for, I guess, $9.99. And then you grab the VHS, and then you go home, and you're like, this is dope, because it's a McDonald's version. No, it's just a movie. I don't even think it had any emblems of arches or anything. No, but it made you as a kid kind of like it more

because you got it from the Mickey D's. Okay, but what was even the deal? Did McDonald's have a deal with Miramax? Did Kevin Cost like- Is that what you want it to be? Miramax? Why would- Because you're Harvey Weinstein guy,

you're a big Harvey guy. No, I'm just, did Harvey walk into McDonald's? Harvey Weinstein guy, your big Harvey guy? No, I'm just, did Harvey walk into a McDonald's? Harvey Weinstein was the purple, what's the purple guy, Grimace? Grimace, yeah, Grimace. He sexually assaulted Grimace. Oh, quote. He butt fucked a Hamburglar

and got a deal at McDonald's. He got hand jobs from the Fry Guys. Toasty. Yeah, can you get Batman? I either got Batman from McDonald's or from our grocery store. Okay, so maybe this is a Warner Brothers deal. And remember the cool Batman cups and stuff that they used to have?

Yes, but this is way different. The Batman Forever, that's what it was. I got Batman Forever, I believe. Of course. From McDonald's with the craziest cup that had the penguin on it. Well, everybody knows the craziest cups ever was Taco Bell. When the Phantom Menace came out, did you ever have the Darth Maul Cup? That shit was fire.

No, nerd. Dude, everybody have like seven of those. Nerd. Dude, Darth Maul, we were like in eighth, ninth grade. Dude, just fuck you, dude. That's prime Darth Maul age. Adam was at the regular mall, not Darth Maul. Yeah, I was at the mall trying to talk to girls homie.

You were collecting cups still? No, dude, every time you went to, even if you didn't want it, if you went to Taco Bell, they would just throw fucking Darth Maul cups at you dude. So many of them bro I'm looking at the Coca-Cola McDonald's Batman returns penguin plastic cup right now. It's fire my fucking Brain is melting. They used to give you so much cool free shit It was out of this world dude, and that's why McDonald's has fallen off They forgot that children want cool free stuff go on I mean the fact that they don't have a deal with Marvel and they're just like giving you Iron Man. It's crazy. It's giving. Hold up. It's giving Iron Man.

It's giving Iron Man. I'm lost. Before the podcast I don't even know if he said it. And I'll tell Chloe this, my wife, I'll tell her. I'm not afraid of her. Okay? No matter what. No matter how I act around her I'm not afraid of her. Is it real? Sounds like it. But the one thing that does bug me about her is she will say, it's giving. Like that's a Gen Z thing. It's giving this, it's giving that, and she'll say that a lot, and it does bug me. And I've told her that it bugs me and she goes I like it. I like doing it It's fun for me and I'm like well, I think this could lead to divorce or what do you think?

She's like it's giving divorce. It's giving divorce. It's giving I'm leaving you and by the way, is that proper usage? I've never heard this in my life. Yeah, I know Ders as a Gen Xer basically. Oh my God. It's giving Ders is too old to understand what this is. I like alternative rock and roll. Yeah, that was the right, it's giving divorce. That is the right usage of... Yeah, it was actually perfect. It was crazy.

I don't like it either. Yeah. I have to put this dark mall cup in the chat because if you guys don't... Wait, how do I even access the chat? I was just gonna say you act like you know how to click it in there. No, I'm getting here. It's giving. No, I'm getting in here. Let me give. You've never seen this Dark Mall cup. It's giving... Dark Mall. It's giving Blake was too old to collect cups. Vibes. Wait, so they just are skipping the word vibes essentially,

Adam? That's what the giving thing is? You guys see this? Because, come on bro. Yeah, this cup is kinda dope. But what is laying next to it? It's like this is also like a little dildo? Like what the fuck is that?

You have to suck his dick that straw How do I put this picture in the fucking chat The guys learn how to how to zoom cut and paste. This is cool copy image I think that's a pod racer. I think that's his little or his little like motorcycle. Well Blake I was specifically talking this is literally like motorcycle well Blake I was specifically talking this is literally 1999 this is my shit oh yeah here we go we got a code no redirect notice I was talking the real 90s the 93s 94s you know when we were children mid 90s yeah well I mean we all mature at different ages, look at this Michael Keaton fucking dancing with Michelle Pfeiffer Cup. Yeah. Okay.

Well, I don't know if this is should it just should it devolve into us looking at photos of cups? Yeah, those are tight. Those are tight cups. I do like to. I don't know. I feel like our conversation is giving it's giving boring podcast. This is important vibes. Let's go listen to something else. Yeah.

I will say it is crazy talking to Jen's ears. My assistant, Michelle, she's great. She's dope. Can't buy a lighter to save her life, but she is 26 years old. She's 26 years old. So the other day I was like, we were going me and Danny McBride and a few of the writers. We're going to go see David Spade. He's in town. OK.

You know, I know David a little bit. The writers know David. Danny's excited to go see David. So we're going to go see David. Good night. Michelle's like, what are you doing tonight? And I'm like, I'm going to go see David Spade. And she's like, who?

And I'm like, oh, and she goes, I don't know who that is. And I go, you don't know David Spade is. And she's like, I literallyade. And she goes, I don't know who that is. And I go, you don't know who David Spade is? And she's like, I literally have never heard that name before. Is he like a musician? I'm like, he's a comedian. That's crazy. He plays the microphone. There it is.

Nice. She's like, what movies? And I go, well, Tommy Boy. Yeah. Oh, boy. She does not know that movie. Does not know Tommy Boy, even a little bit. That's crazy. Even a little bit, dude. And I was like, boy. She doesn't she does not know that movie does not know Tommy boy even a little bit That's crazy even a little bit dude, and I was like oh, I I officially feel old

Right now yeah, because I would Absolutely put Tommy boy in one of my top ten funniest movies or at least most formative absolutely no problem Mm-hmm like that was like in a huge movie to me huge Oh for I haven't rewatched it in a while, but I guarantee it's still pretty funny, right? Oh very funny I mean very formulaic but I don't mind that as long as the Characters are being funny in the formulaic movie. I personally don't mind that does not matter. It's all good Yeah, you know it even helps actually yeah sometimes. Does not matter. It's all good. Yeah. You know, it even helps actually.

Yeah, sometimes. Yeah. Right. It's pretty simple. That's what people like shit on the outlaws and like, it's a little formulaic. And I'm like, yeah, correct. What do you want it to be? Do you want to be like solving a fucking riddle? Yeah.

It doesn't matter. Yeah. We were just trying to be funny. We were just trying to be funny in it and it's a, yeah. Yeah. So it really, it kind of kind of it took it took me back and then and then I was like going through like bands That I that she just doesn't know I I don't know I well, this is a deep cut I posted the other day that LFO I like girls that wear ever crombie and bein' Fitch, that dumbass song.

Yeah, the first dance of my wedding. You don't have to shit on it. We know you love it, bro. Don't shit on your homies. No, I do. Why? I do. I, like, loved making fun of it back in the day.

It's giving denial. No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I love it. I didn't. I didn't fart. No, I was making fun of that song, I posted, I saw like a thing on Instagram.

So I posted the video of them singing summer girls. Yeah. And then I wrote, this is our generation's Montana boys. You know, those tick tock guys that just like wear cowboy hats and like are sexy. Yeah, they really make me laugh. Oh, yes. That's not a band because I was like, oh, yes. That's that's not a band. Because I was like, oh, I guess Montana boys is like a fucking

band. No, they're just like a group of like good looking thick cocked young men that wear cowboy hats and like kind of squint and look sexy at the camera. And they're like very successful on the Internet because of it. And one of them is dating Kristen Cavalieri from like Laguna Beach. Oh nice, sure. So that's cool, that's cool for them. I think she was the computer wallpaper back in the day.

Perfect, she's like our age and this kid is like 22. So you know, that's pretty tight for her. Good for them, go Montana boys. And she was like, I have no idea, I know who the Montana boys are, but I've never heard this song in my life. I think that's fair. That one's fair. It's a one hit. One hit. It's like a one hit wonder. Yeah. If she had never heard of in sync,

then I'd be like, okay, that would be worrisome. Well, dude, that was the, the, what happened with the cop that pulled over Justin Timberlake. Yeah, that's true. Damn. So the cop pulled him over for a DUI. Yeah, and didn't recognize Justin Timberlake He's saying I'm Justin Timberlake. Yeah, he's like, okay that really fucks up my whole plan if I get pulled They don't know who Justin Timberlake is. No, that's why you can't do it. You can't tell you got a uber brother You got to you got a uber I'm drunk now if Justin Timberlake gets pulled over and he can't get out of it, oh, bro.

Oh, yeah. I think that the move is, don't say, do you know who I am? You just start working titles of things you've been in into sentences. Fuck it, just start dancing. You know, like, I know it's been a long week. I'm kind of a workaholic and...

Yeah, but I have to poo. I feel... Look, I'm not an intern anymore. I'm not of a workaholic and yeah but I have to poo I feel like I'm not I'm not an intern anymore I'm not an intern look but look is it is it monarch legacy of monsters situation is that a monarch butterfly I was driving in a goddamn monarch butterfly at the windshield and freaked me out oh no man but if we don't get this over soon It's starting to kind of be loose but oh, I got to take a shit brother. Just let me know how long this is gonna take Okay, you're not saying titles anymore, but yeah Cuz he's not he's not biting so look I'm not an outlaw. I'm just driving drunk. Okay. I'm just driving drunk

I'm not look. I'm not an outlaw at least. I'm not high on dope What's that over there? Is it cake? You're nailing it now get the format that took me so long to even understand what the hell is it cake Is this a car is it cake I'm not drunk He's like this guy Or is it cake? I'm not drunk. He's like, this guy's fucking hammered. Holy shit, bro. This guy's fucking wasted, dude.

Your body cam footage is just you thinking things are cake. And you lie going, no, I was trying to let him know I was on the show. Nobody believes you. Is your gun cake? Don't judge them. It's just me getting shot by a cop. Oh man, I was on my way to a wedding. My buddies Mike and Dave need wedding dates. No, not a main. Is that Gun Cake?

Sorry, I was driving and I was reading the what is the fucking guide to the zombie apocalypse? What was the name of that movie? What was that movie that you were in? Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. I was just reading the Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. Lost track of the road. Is that, is your gun cake?

Is your gun cake? Is that baton cake? He's hitting you with the baton. Is that cake? Is that baton cake? Don't feel like cake. It don't feel like cake. That's a strong cake.

Get up and come down with the sickness. Oh My god, that made my tummy hurt. Hey, sorry. I missed that traffic light Yeah, you're see that episode. You're definitely on IMDB right now. Yeah when we first met Just a few minutes ago. I wasn't drunk, right? So you are now look man I understand you caught me it's game over man it's game over man you caught me Medal of Honor is the highest military decoration in the United States, awarded for gallantry and bravery in combat at the risk of life above and beyond the call of duty.

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It was him like singing in a concert. Yeah. And his eyes just look bloodshot to hell. He seems cool, man. Now I'm like kind of in on JT now. I know. I'm kind of like, I want to party with Justin Timberlake a little bit. Yeah.

Yeah. I always liked this solo stuff, but now I'm like, maybe we got to go golfing with this bro. He seems cool, dude. Yeah. Yeah. He's your guy. Yeah. I can't physically golf, with this bro. He seems cool, dude. Yeah. Yeah, he's your guy. I can't physically golf, but yeah,

I wanna drink with him for sure. I can't even drink that much anymore, fuck. Whatever. I just wanna do drugs with him. Yeah, you can rake the sand traps. Yeah, you could drive the golf cart. That's cool. Yeah, that's fun.

Yeah, hand you guys beers. Yeah, my life's pretty sick. Yeah, man. Have you guys seen or done those like stand-up surfboard skateboard looking things that like you put your clubs on the hell? I'm talking about you guys done. It's giving old manders It's like It's like an off-road fucking skateboard that you put your clubs on the front of and then you like zoom around the course That sounds so dumb.

Is that real, Bam? Yeah. Hello! Oh, that sounds kind of fun. If any of the producers are listening, can you just put that in the chat, please? It looks next level, but I'm like, if you're not in your 20s or under 35,

you're gonna eat shit and die doing this thing. Is it real? Yeah, dude, it's gonna be really funny to see like just a bunch of just John Daly looking motherfuckers just black out and drunk on a course just eating shit. What a legend though. John Daly's gotta be the coolest professional athlete of all time, right? That guy is fucking sick as hell.

I wonder. That's your guy? I wonder if he is or if he's just like your drunk racist uncle. Is he? Is he racist? I wonder how cool he actually is. Is he racist? I don't know. He seems like... I think he's cool. I think he's actually cool.

I feel like he's cool. I think he's dumb. I think he gets it. There might be like one or two races he doesn't fuck with, but he's cool with the rest. Yeah. He's racist only to a couple... the biggest ones probably. Oh man, we don't like that. I was hoping he was like a niche racism, like he had a couple run-ins. And by the way, I don't know, and maybe he is cool.

I thought he like really doesn't like Icelandic people, which I'm like down for. Oh shit, and then Durs is kinda... He's not from Iceland, he's from Norway, that's different. No, but Bjork comes after him. Those are the Icelandic countries, right? Icelandic...

No, that's Scandinavian, I think, is what you're... Oh, really? That's a different thing? Ah, fuck if I know I'm racist towards him. You're giving Never Traveled. Hold up. Yeah, no, Dirt. Dude, this thing is actually so sick,

and the fact that you don't have golf boards. Okay. Everybody, TII Nation, go to www.golfboard.com. Golfboard.com. We don't. We're not affiliated. We don't own these. I've never seen them, nor do I really golf, but I want one delivered to my house

and my wife is gonna see it and go that's giving divorce Because it's fucking huge dude. This is how I want to like pick my kid up from school It looks like they're kite surfing. This is giving divorce. It's science. So it's a full-on little Motorcycle like a oh, yeah, cuz it's bigger than a lime scooter. It's like a proper off-road vehicle Huge yeah, it's four wheels. It's four wheels. It's fucking huge. Yeah, so yeah golf board Dot-com feel free to send us a gaggle of these I want a golf board Yeah, I will take this down the freeway the 405 now Is it safe to strap my child to my chest

and take the golf board? There's no doubt, there's no doubt in my mind. Sweetie, I'm gonna go to Chick-fil-A, I'm hoppin' on the golf board, give me both. This one has a cooler, this one has a cooler on the back. Dude, these are sick. Yeah, those are sick. Good, good pull there, Dersie, good pull.

Really good. Yes, points! Run your errands? And are people really doing this though? See, when you said, have you seen these, where have you seen these? Because I've never even- Yeah, who's writing this?

This seems like a deep cut. Yeah. I've never heard of this. I just feel like Instagram, they think they know me and they're like, hey honky here. Yeah. And they send me videos of this. Yeah.

So you've been looking at a lot of golf stuff lately, and this started to pop up. Are you starting to dabble into golf there, Jersey? Is that what's happening? Your honkiness is finally... Yeah. It's finally come out. No, I can't. It takes too long.

It's just like... It does. It takes a long time. I cannot enjoy something that takes that long. I like playing nine. I took my kids to do some putt putt this weekend. That's around the corner. Putt putt goes fucking hard, bro. They had a mental breakdown.

Naked grandma. Yeah. Why isn't putt putt had a real resurgence? I feel like I don't know what needs to to really come back. That was literally all my family would do for like something fun. Like that was it. Like if we were like, yo, what do you guys wanna do?

It's like, we're gonna go to miniature golf. And how about the last hole where you hit it in the thing and it goes away? Get a free game. So good. Get a free game. Isn't that the best? It's the best.

Well, you'd pocket the ball and just go again. Of course, but it was. No, I did not do that. That seems a little bit fucking wack, brother. It's not wack. That's just being a teenager and you don't have the money to play for. Maybe that's why every putt-putt golf is closed now because... Yeah, so is like you....you guys would just loop back around and do all three courses. You're supposed to pay every time my girlfriend in high school worked at the dip and dots in the middle of the putt putt course It's science. It was the fucking best dude So you'd be putt putt and then stop to the dip and dot

Hut in the middle of the course that she just fucking stood there all day and on rail. Served up some space ice cream. How good are Dippin' Dots though? Are they good? Oh they're so good. Yeah, Dippin' Dots rock. They're delicious right? No.

It's the ice cream of the future? It was the ice cream of the future. Didn't catch on. They're usually not good, but it's such a rush to eat them. Honestly. They don't taste good. No, they're disgusting. They're very watery. They're disgusting. disgusting yeah I thought they're pretty good from

what I remember they're pretty good no dude they're bad oh my god that's because after you got the dipping dots you knew you were getting a little more after that I was dipping my dot okay young love it's, your dick's a dot. I'm pissed now. It's giving a dot. Bullet. Your dick. I mean, I thought you'd say like I was dipping her dot, but you're like, I'm dipping my dot.

Yeah. Huh. Your dick is giving dot, bro. It's giving a dot. Yeah, she worked in the middle of this of the pupa and it overlooked the parking lot where I would buy my weed and she did not like me smoking weed. It was a little bone of contention that we had throwing your life away. Yeah, totally.

That sucks. Smoke weed every day. I remember one time specifically she texts me and she's like, are you buying weed right now? And I look up and she's just in her little Dippin' Dots outfit, just like against the chain link fence, watching me like, buy drugs. Yeah. I'm not touching your dots tonight.

What's the end of that story? That was it. That was it. She caught me. Well, then he roasted a bowl and she said, fine, you can have Dippin' Dots. Fine, you can have it. That was it. She caught me. Well, then he roasted a bowl and she said, fine, you can have dipping dots. Fine, you can have it. So Blake, did you think that was gonna be a good ending

to the story? What? It was not my story, man. Dude, don't help him out. He's a killer. He's a killer. How many flavors did dipping dots even have? They had a bunch of flavors, dude. They got all kinds of flavors.

I feel like there wasn't that many. Yeah, I think they had a dozen. I feel like, don't what it why is this shitting on dipping dots? I think it's a huge childhood story look dipping dots because I'm trying to remember What was the point of dipping dots other than like little children? Are you out of your mind? What was the point? It was a you're the one who's what go go off King. They were dots of ice cream. It was weird and crazy I know but the flavors were ass. No, they weren't well. I don't know the flavors were ass I think that the quality was butthole. It was all butthole ass doo-doo. Okay. I think you guys are it hang on But there's like short strawberry shortcake. There was like yeah, there's a lot of good flavors

I feel like maybe you guys got Bad batches or maybe as time went on one batch the bat They got it got worse of course of course quality got worse, but I'm telling you My girl that worked in the dip and dot stand in the middle of the pop-up course Her batches were on course. Her batches were on paint. Okay. Okay. So you're claiming you had the hottest Dippin' Dots in the country. Like where was Dippin' Dots discovered? Who? I don't know. Like in a lake. It's like. I feel like it was a Six Flags situation for me. Water parks and Six Flags. I don't know if they're like discovered or not. It wasn't like they like they're in the Amazon

jungle and moved a bunch of branches out of the way. And they're like, oh, you don't know that. Only shit. I don't know that. Look at this cave. It's filled with dipping dots. Which founded in Pada. Ka.

Kentucky. How the fuck? Paducah. Paducah. Paducah. Yeah. That is in the middle of nowhere. Kentucky in 1988. Paducah. Wow. That is in the middle of nowhere, Kentucky in 1988.

Paducah. Wow. It started in his parents' garage. What the hell? Oh yeah, you know it tastes good. It was originally invented as cow feed when Jones, who specialized in cryogenics, was trying to make efficient fodder for farm animals.

How are they gonna make the fucking Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie and we don't got a Dippin' Dots movie? This is interesting. Yeah. This is really interesting. By the way, you watch the Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie? Not at all. Don't even know where to see it.

Kinda good. Hulu. Hulu, yeah. Not bad. Wow. Yeah, in 2011 they filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy and they are fully foreclosed. Wait, Dippin' Dots? they're- Dippin' Dots? Yeah. Oh yeah, Dippin' Dots is gone, dude. That shit is bad. But I'm sorry, I've had Dippin' Dots in the last 10 years.

You're fucking disaster, my guy. So in 2022, JJ Snack Foods Corporation announced that it was going to acquire Dippin' Dots for $222 million. Dang, that's a come up. Yeah, that's pretty good. They overpaid on that. That's crazy. Yeah.

Don Cade! Yeah. What would you pay for Dippin' Dots? You lose! Fitty? What would I pay for the whole company? Fitty mill? What would I pay?

Nothing. But they have the vending machines of it. No, what you gotta do... Here we go. ...is you don't buy Dippin' Dots. Well, you do buy Dippin' Dots, but that's not your main investment. Your main investment is bringing back putt-putt golf, and then you get a cute high school girl to be in the middle of the putt-putt course. Because it's cute, and it's family-friendly entertainment, and that's what we're bringing back here on This Is Important.

Right. It sounds like a plan to just wrangle a bunch of high school girls, Adam. I don't know. Yeah. What the WTF? You get the high school girls. You get the cute high school girls. So, yeah, the way I see Dippin' Dots is mostly with high school girls. So you start with one high school girl. I disagree. Yeah, I think it should be a 35 year old man in the middle of the golf course. It's overseen.

I do think that Adam's plan does not work at all unless there is just a high school girl in the middle of a putt putt. Kind of has to be a high school girl. Which is a cornerstone of, of consumerism. Summer job. Yeah. In, in California, you don't see a lot of high school kids working. You don't see them working.

Okay. I'm pissed now! And it bugs me. Go off. Where are you not seeing them? Where would you see them? In Newport Beach, you just don't see them. You don't see them.

They're not hostess. Wait, wait. Who's working at fucking Yogurtland? It's not a grown man. Yeah, they are. Really? They're not hostesses. Wait, wait, who's working at fucking Yogurtland? It's not a grown man. Yeah, they are. Really? They're grown people, yes. In Newport Beach, those kids are?

They're adults. They're adults working. What the hell? Yes, and in LA, they're adults working. That's crazy. I know where you're coming from. That's what I'm saying is in Charleston, you go, you see teenagers working everywhere everywhere and it's dope.

It's kind of cool. It's like, yeah, it's your first job. You should learn how to bus a table and, and be the host or hostess. And you know, you don't give them any real responsibility, right? But it's kind of cool to see teenagers have jobs when in LA, you just don't see that. Is there anything better than like a fucking stone, stupid hostess or host who's like taking you to it's like, when you, when you see it, you're just, you, you, you're like, okay, it's fine. You're a stupid dumb ass. I love it. It takes you back to, I was just telling Chloe this, the, the Publix grocery store down the street from here in Charleston.

I'm like, it's either people that have Down syndrome, a lot of people with Down syndrome. Doing what? People. Hosting? No, working the grocery store, working at the grocery store. Sure, yes, yes, yes. It was a lot of Down syndrome people.

Like probably five or six. And I was like, that seems like a lot. A hoard, that's a hoard. People with physical deformities. Yessir. Yeah. Physical deformities. A lot of them.

I would say I counted probably three or four. That's a troop. You just described. And then the most stoned teenagers you've ever seen. You've ever seen, dude. And I was like, oh, that was me at my grocery store that I worked at. I love it. Just wildly stoned. Bro just walked into the set of X-Men.

Dude! It was wild. I was like, well, I also was a little high. So you know when you're a little high, you're clocking, you're clocking everything a little... Too much. Little too much. Yeah. The walls start to kind of close in on you a little bit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not me. I smoke enough that they don't, man. They open up. Watching them interact with like people, it's just like maybe they're shy and stupid

or both or whatever. But it's just always like, all right, cool. Like you're you're you're starting. This is it. Yeah, this is it. You're entering the workforce And I'm I'm never rude or mean like I'm taking it easy. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, we'll we'll need menus Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're gonna need menus. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they're trying the damnedest and yeah water we do want water Yeah, yeah water's great. Yeah, there's where there's one girl that works at this grocery store here that she'll she smiles

But it's so brief the smile comes and goes in a millisecond. It's like Yeah, and then she won't look at you. You're like, hey, how are you doing? I see her all the time I'm at this grocery store constantly. Yeah, and I'm like, hey, are you an intern? How are you doing? And she's like Is it cake is it cake I'm I haven't been in a lot. I'm working too much. I guess someone say I'm a workaholic And then she just goes Just blips you and then I just go I was the star of pitch perfect. Yeah, she's like I just go I was the star of pitch perfect

Do you love him the fastest smile dang wonder what her deal is maybe she'll open up eventually Blake were you this person at the movie theater? I know I was I know I could see Blake being like hey How are you on top of this shit? No, I was not no I was not today I'm dressed as ace Finchero when nature calls No, I'm not an extrovert at all you guys know that about me Yeah, but when you're on a good one you are well I wasn't drinking back in high school, and I know you were all hopped up on soda and sugar You're back there. You know eating a little sugar. Yeah, you hit your stride every once a while Yeah, I know you were I actually I was a host of a restaurant at BJ's.

I used to like see people. Hey, but Blake, that's when you were 22 years old. Yeah, you were a fully formed man. Yeah, I was in college. We're talking 16, 17 years old. Yeah, we're talking. But it was a really hard job, and I don't like you guys talking shit about hosts.

It's really hard. We're not talking shit. We're saying that I wanna see more teenagers. It's really hard. We're not talking shit. We're saying that I want to see more teenagers. It's not hard. You literally go how many in your party? Four, okay. You grab four menus. Right this way.

No, no, no, no, no, no. What you guys aren't understanding is the politics of the restaurant. A lot of times the servers come up to you and they say, do not seat them in my section. Or they say, like, if you seat another person in Megan's section, I'm gonna come over here and beat the fuck out of you man it's like really it's a dog eat dog world out there because it's for tips oh so I'm

mistaken all these people had death threats and that's yeah I'm terrified dude it's crazy yeah I didn't know it's crazy and also I think Blake's making that up I'm not dude I'm not the servers really are very aggressive because they're working for tips I think Blake was making some death threats. I wasn't I was really nice guy, dude I was really nice guy you went Hollywood there Why are you saying that in past tense like you were really nice well because what happens is now? Bro, yeah

Blake's kind of off the board this episode, huh? Yeah, and when he goes to find it, it takes so long too. Oh yeah, the bitch! Hey, in post, can we just shorten up the edits of the amount of time it takes Blake? Sorry, dude. We're like, hey, he's Hollywood. And then you see him look off for like 15 seconds. Fuck it! It's hard, it's hard. Dude, it's a really hard job being the board guy and then talking to you guys is really hard.

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podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Uh, guess what guys? Guess what? What? Talk to me. I've been buying a lot of shorts. Let's go! I've been buying a lot of basketball shorts.

That shit's important. Okay, okay. And you wanted to get to this last week and I guess we just forgot. Yeah, we forgot. Gotcha, bitch! So these are basketball shorts or these are gym shorts? Basketball shorts. Gym shorts, basketball shorts.

Okay, what is going on? Those are different things. What's going on? Those are different things, just to be clear. Yeah, they're basketball shorts, but I wear them to the gym. Basketball shorts, got it. Very shagadelic. A while ago when we were on tour,

you gave me one of the best compliments, because you normally don't compliment what I'm wearing, Blake, because I- You're welcome. Don't dress that cool. I kind of dress just like a fucking regular-esque, boring-ass dude. Not cool.

Don't have cool fashions. And Blake, you saw my shorts, you're like, whoa, those are really cool shorts. I love those shorts. And it filled me up, it juiced me up with pride. When my boys gassed me up, filling up the tank, I felt good, I was like, let me vroom, vroom. So then, perfect.

Since then, I was like, I was coming here to Charleston, I only brought a few pairs of shorts and I was like I need some more shorts Blake gas okay, and then I couldn't they were they they didn't make any of the cool colors of the the brand that I had before I was like I got a dig deep and find some so then I started looking up cool basketball shorts my god The algorithm as soon as you do that it'll push them towards you cuz I found a lot I found what are we yeah, these are basketball shoes or basketball shorts. Here's old-school mesh. Oh, yeah mesh. Oh Okay, you kind of got something that kind of looks like like clouds. Yeah, they're like clowns Can you bring those a little closer to the camera? Yeah, look at the mesh. I love a mesh short, dude

Perfect for hot how Hey, wait, hold on. I got to ask you, Adam, how hot is it over there? It's very, very hot. I think we're, it's like in the 90s every day. And the very, very humid. Dipping dots don't stand a chance. Yeah, here, and I'm not even taking tags off of them yet. You know, I'm.

OK, I don't know. Am I seeing Mitchell and Ness? What am I seeing? Where are these from? These are a brand that I just bought from Legends. Legends. Legends, mate. Okay.

I also bought a Legends t-shirt because I was like, oh, maybe I would buy a t-shirt. Yessir. But then on the back, it says Legends across the back. And I'm like, I don't really want a shirt that says Legends, but. No, yeah. Oh, those are nice.

That's like a paisley, like a burgundy paisley. Yeah, a little paisley. Get your bandana on. Get your Kendrick arm. These are the ones I consider these are a real heavy hitters. I love that these are a floral print, but it's not knocking you over the head with it. And I might've spent a little too much money on these.

These were- Yeah, wait, what are these all running yet? 70 bucks. Yeah, what are we? Most are like 65 70 bucks whoa these are crazy triple that triple that okay you can get like these are like two hundred and forty dollar perish I'm not getting a good focus on the way she said two hundred and forty dollars oh my god yeah I might have win a little big time on those are not

$240 they are Blake. They are what the hell are you serious? Who makes those and why are they 240 these are John Elliott's John? Oh, yeah, yeah, that's an insane amount of money for basketball short, but that's that's John Elliott. That's $240 that's right Blake. That is right. That is right That's John Elliott. That's $240. That's right, Blake. That is right. That is right. Even if I like them, that would make me not like them.

Those are a designer play on basketball shorts. You buy $240 dumbass t-shirts. No, no, no. Stop it. Don't do that to him. No, he buys them cheap. He sells them high. Okay. Well, that's crazy. Why are those that much money?

Why are those that much money? I have no idea. No, these are, these were very expensive and you know, I felt bad about it, but then the fabric, the quality is so much better. So much better. He turns into Sebastian Maniscalco. They're going to have to send me a pair of jeans. And the fabric, the quality is so much better. So much better.

He turns into Sebastian Maniscalco. They're gonna have to send me a pair just so I could kind of like understand why. John Elliott. Oh, dude, I slid in their DMs. I was like, I love your stuff. And they're like, thanks. Good for you.

Everyone does. Good for you. Yeah, it's expensive. John Elliott. I gotta get on my John Elliott. Adam, how's your dot looking in these? Are you poking through? My dot. Oh, it's expensive. John Elliott. I got to get on my John Elliott. Adam, how's your dot looking in these? Are you poking through? My dot? Oh, that's fun.

Camo? Yeah, these are some camo prints. And is that John Elliott? No, these are not. These are a company called Arise. Arise. These are, I don't know, probably $60 or something. You know, regular amount of money. Okie dokie. Kind of still expensive, but yeah. Nothing to hear. But Chloe doesn't you kind of still expensive, but yeah nothing but

Chloe doesn't really like these because she says I look like a fuck boy was her exact It's giving fuck boy. It's giving fuck boy And then I got a few standards Jesus there's more you know champion nice high-quality White ones cuz I'm a brave dog Oh, yeah, you got to be careful with white shorts, dude. Do you yes if you sit in your period and another hey Blake I'm sorry. I'm sorry bud. I got this one on sale, but it is John Elliott. Oh boy. How much is that one? That looks like a knockoff Spurs shorts Yeah, they kind of do yeah, they're kind of why not just get a big once you now get off fuck you How much are these? How much is that one? That looks like knockoff Spurs shorts.

Yeah, they kind of do. Yeah, they kind of do. Why not just get it? Blake, why don't you nudge it off? Fuck you. No, I think that one was like 150 or something. Yeah. It's like I got a hundred dollar discount.

Dude, that's a steal. Wait, hold on. What is the, what are those shorts doing that is any different than the champion ones? They're better. They're doper. They've got cooler color combos. You saw the floral print. That was kind of sick. They were dope. They were dope.

Those are cool. And basketball shorts, I mean, they're going to be basketball shorts forever. That's true. They're going to be basketball shorts forever. What does that mean? They're durable. They're durable. They're durable. They're durable. They're durable. They're durable. It's not like a t-shirt where you wash it a few times and they look like shit. Basketball shorts kind of just look, they hold there for a long time. They're gonna lose their

elastic, right? Waistband? When it starts going... Well the elastic is like, but you can replace that, but... Is that what you do, Blake? You replace the elastic in your basketball shorts? You can if you really love to pair. Is that what you do was my question. I don't, but I don't have very expensive basketball shorts, so I just like let them be. By the way, I said I went down a rabbit hole.

I'm not buying a ton of those expensive basketball shorts. I see it. But you know why I'm not? Is because they all sold out and I couldn't get any more. I tried, I really tried. I was actually really sad. I was trying to bust the bank. And so I want to throw this out there

because I only work out in shorts that have the built in brief. Hate those. Absolutely hate those. Because then you're only, A, I don't want to do more laundry and B, like fucking underwear, it just, there's too much fabric, it's too much, too much stankin'. No.

That makes sense to me. Too much hot, hot heat on my dot. It's very hot. Hot on your dot. I got a hot dot. Toasty! Hot dot. This is the thing, I have two different things.

If I'm just working out like like lifting or like gym then I don't wear stuff with the built-in underwear but if I'm this is how we get in shape like him if I'm running I do need the net I need the built-in undies I need it be very snug when I run I mean my balls to be really close to me I hate the because they never fit me properly mm Mm-hmm, yeah. Well, your dick is a monster. You're a monster. And so it ends up like not being able to come over my ass. Yeah.

Like I can't pull it over my ass. Wait, wait, can we pull that? I'm gonna come. Can we pull that audio? Slide that clip. Come over my ass. Come over my ass. Can we pull that clip?

That's why I've always hated the yeah the inner lining it sucks It sucks for me and how do you feel about this new like biker short lining movement because I can't get on board with that because I feel like You like hike it up So it's supporting your nuts in your dick and then slowly like your legs pull the fabric down and then your dick ends up Just like kind of doing what? Down under your nuts in a way. You guys are gonna wanna go on our YouTube

to see Ders explain this. Please subscribe to YouTube because it's a visual thing. Yeah, smash that subscribe. Smash it. What happens to your dick? I just, I want my dick up and to a side and when you wear the bikers it just

Creates a pocket where your dick just goes straight down on to your nuts in the front Right right right kind of like tucks into it, so and then the fabric of the shorts Kind of rides up on the bikers. I don't know why who loves this biker shorts movement under the shorts I don't like it. I think John Morant. I think it's Ja Morant. It's Ja. You think Ja Morant is the one who started with the biker short movement? Like I'm talking about the built in-ness where it's like, it's part of it. Yes.

The first time I noticed it was like Nike and they're like Ja Morant shorts. And then they had like the bikers built in. Oh, so I mean, he's one of my favorite basketball players. Yeah, you're wrong. Mostly for his gun violence. Yeah, it's fucking cool. That's kind of why I follow his story's one of my favorite basketball players. Yeah, he rocks. Mostly for his gun violence. Yeah, it's fucking cool. That's kind of why I follow his story. He's your favorite shooter.

He's my favorite shooter. He rocks. Shooter, shoot. Shooter, shoot. Yes, points! But now I guess I don't like him because I fucking hate them, dude. Right.

Oh my god. Knocking grandma! It just makes it hard to buy things. It's like when the skinny jeans became super popular and it was just hard to find pants that fit my body. And it went, it was that way for 15 years. I remember it affecting you in ways, yeah. Yeah, it was so hard.

Like I couldn't actually, like buy new jeans, I couldn't do it online. I had to like go to a store and that's why I had like 13 pairs of lucky brand jeans. That's a lot. Hey, when I go all in on something, I go, I go. I want to say that if you did have 13, you wear like two or three of those. Right. Hey, lucky 13.

Isn't it though? Lucky you. Yeah, not seven. That's a lot. And they got you. And then we also saw, I mean, he had 13 pairs. Ask about. There's more down there, too. They just were in the dirty hamper. So I didn't. What are you wearing two pairs a day? Like, why do you need so many shorts, brother? I work out every day.

Okay, that's obvious. That's obvious. And I- Cum your shorts? I always jizz my shorts. Sure. No, I, you know, I just, I fell, I'm a, you know, I have an addictive personality.

I'm not able to- To crack anymore. Be the alcoholic that I used to be, which sucks. It sucks. We all hate it. It sucks. Everyone hates it for me, too. People are like, oh, you're not chugging tequila

like the rest of us? You're a bitch. And I'm like, I know. I do know that. Your personality is actually super boring. It's super boring if I'm not drunk. His personality is Budweiser. Built by Budweiser.

Who am I? Oh, dude. Oh, so, so real quick, and we'll talk more next week about this. I'm going to go to Medellin, Colombia and get stem cell treatments. What the hell? Yeah. I'm going to Medellin, Colombia. Why and what and why there and what is what what's happening? I have heard that Colombia's medical situation is like super dope down there.

And that's why everybody has like plastic surgery. Yeah, it's super duper dope. I'm what if I came back with a new face and be like, it was just stem cells. Right. Hot, hot, hot, hot. I wouldn't do that face. But yeah, you come back looking insane. They say after a few months, it'll settle. Yeah.

Uh, it's supposed to settle. I have no wrinkles. Yeah. Be good for the pod. So apparently there's three dope spots. There's one in Panama. There's one in, uh, Tijuana. And then this one, which I've told is one of the best ones is in Columbia.

It's called bioaccelerator.com. So what is this for? Sorry. This is for your, my body, my health and my autoimmune thing that I have. Under the hood. So yeah. So apparently it helps with autoimmune diseases. It helps with regenerative growth of like muscle,

muscle damage. Damn it, thought for a second. We gotta tell Celine Dion, bro. Yeah, fuck, I mean, I'm sure she might know. She might know. It's science. But I don't know, yeah, I'm really excited about it. I think I'm gonna go in August.

And this is, they like inject the area with the cells and the cells glom on and go to work like little doozers. I mean, I talked with the CEO of the company last week just to be like, I'm coming, I'm doing this. And he's like, okay, good. I'm gonna come. Yeah, absolutely. I'm coming. Do not come. And then it won't come over my ass. doing this and he's like okay good I'm gonna come yeah I'm gonna come I'm coming do not and then it won't come over my ass uh fucking so I I talked with him and then I have a

consultation with the like doctor essentially on Friday and then I'll tell her all of my ailments and figure out the best. No, I'll call. So are you going to make a little vacation out of it? Because that place that you said, where was it again? Medellin, Colombia. That sounds like a place that would be kind of cool to kick it for a week. Super dangerous, I think. But I think there's danger to it but there's danger to

every city. Danger's my middle name. I'm just gonna wear my $250 basketball shorts. Yeah. Leave the Rolex at home. Fuck it! Yeah. Wear Rolex on each wrist and just play it by ear. I got the stem cells and lost my hand. Someone hacked off my arm. Well so for sure this is like a little city that's super cutuddly and then like really rich people roll in to get their bodies fixed. They see you coming a mile away, right? Yeah. Like, oh, it's a workaholic.

That's all right. He's gonna roll up like coming to America. It's bumper. Well, what they did tell me is they're like, it's connected to, the hotel is connected to the medical facility. So you don't- Interesting. And then this super high-end mall. I love it. the hotel is connected to the medical facility. So you don't.

Interesting. And then this super high end mall. I love it. It's all connected together. And so they're like, you don't have to actually go outside if you don't want to. And I'm like, what? Cause it's that scary?

I'm like, is that a selling point? I, cause to me, I'm like, I want to see where Pablo Escobar like lived and like go do the thing. You want to find the hippos? Oh. Those hippos. Is it really? Yeah. That's what we're talking about? That's where Pablo's from?

Medellin, Columbia. Yeah, yeah. That name, I feel like I've heard it, but I don't know the history behind it. Well, did you not watch Narcos? I didn't, no. What the fuck, really? Yeah. It ends with the guy getting a butt lift.

Oh, really? Yeah. No. You have to go watch- A dozen? It doesn't end with the guy getting a butt lift. Oh, really? Yeah. No. You have to go watch. It doesn't? It doesn't end with the guy. I'll tune in, I'll tune in. It seems cool. Now that I have like context, I wanna see where my boy is going.

That sounds awesome. You didn't watch Narcos, dude. Why not? I never watched Narcos. Oh, I would say. There was a time in my life when I wasn't watching anything. I was only reading.

I'm not buying that. Lots of books. Lots of books. Did you watch Narcos? I started it and I was like kind of not into it. See? It was so good. Adam, you're like obsessed with cocaine and stuff. To me it's not that cool.

I'm not obsessed. Adam, you have a higher tolerance for TV than I do. What does that mean? Like I'm not obsessed with it. Adam, you have a higher tolerance for TV than I do. What does that mean? You are willing to just start and go all the way through. If you start, you're gonna finish. You're committed, you're in. That is true.

I start getting offended. I am rewatching House of Cards right now. That is a dense rewatch. You're Kevin Spacey guy, you're in? Huge, yeah. Kevin Spacey guy. That's in? Huge. Space out. Kevin Spacey guy. That's another one where I started that show and then he like turns to camera,

Zack Morris style is like, time out. These fucking people, da da da. And I was like, oh. I'm about to go fuck the dude at Crafty. I don't like this show at all now. I like it. I like that he does it. I know.

I'm sure that's fine. But Narcos is really, really cool. No, I do think I would really like that he does it. I know I'm sure that's fine But narcos is really really cool. No that I do think I would really like that and anyway, so it's it's Medellin Colombia is where Pablo Escobar is from crazy. Yeah. Yeah, so I would like to see you know do a little side scene But I've been told it's like kind of dangerous. So the block is still hot out there. I also was told that I can get a... Cocaine. It's giving murder.

I can get bodyguards to like take me around. I'm like hilarious. Oh, hell yeah. Hilarious. So. You gotta do that. Maybe I will. Let's go!

And there's no doubt that they're gonna rob you themselves. That sounds fucking cool, dude. You know what, I hate talking about countries like this. I don't like it. Because I'm sure there's a fucking zillion wonderful people in Colombia, and there's few bad apples. I bet it's awesome. And I bet it is dangerous for tourists.

That's what I'm saying. I don't like shitting on countries like that. We look like Marx. I think it will surprise you. When I went to South Africa, they were like, the crime's crazy. And I go, OK, but I don't want to shit on the whole country because there's a few like people that will cut your arm off.

Yeah, because you go to Cape Town and people are, yeah. Yeah, even though Portland was pretty scary. Yeah. So so that's kind of the big news in my life. I'm going to find out more and I will I'll keep you guys abreast to that. But it's kind of exciting out there. Breast is the word of the week. I have people that have told me that have gone there, a fellow actor, I'm not gonna say his name

because I don't know if he wants it out that he does this. I have no idea. Right. But he was telling me. He flux hookers in Columbia. No, he goes there and he just flux hooks hookers. No, he goes, he did it. And he's an actor and he does like,

the like SEAL team type shows and movies where it's like action. Every episode's a damn action movie. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's Chris Pratt. So he had a bad back and he was like, my back is so bad, I was thinking about retiring. He went down there to this clinic, did this treatment.

They fucked it right out of him. And he's 90% better and he's back doing it. He's like, he's like, I'm back, baby. You go on their website and Tony Hawk is like, he went down there. He's it, it like cured him. It cured his son, Riley, who had a bad back. Yeah. And then it's like a huge laundry list of, I guess, Joe Rogan goes down there and a lot of the UFC guys. So wait, so wait, you were and I want Blake to get ready on the board for this one.

You were talking about Tony. Hold on. Fuck. That's cool. I think I said Tony. Tony That's cool Tony And his son Riley Cool bit on that day That's really awesome Before we go Adam. I have to ask since we are we're talking television. Did you? Partake are you partaking in Clipped at all?

The Clippers documentary series, not documentary. No, I'm not. I will, I will. I think I will get around to it, but the reviews were really bad, and then also. They changed the name of it. Also, I feel like I just lived through all of it.

It's weird that it's just happened so, they made it too quick. I was like, make it in 10 or 15 years. It just all. What is the series focusing on? It's called Clipped. It was about, what's his name? Donald Sterling, the owner of the Clippers.

And he was racist and his weirdo girlfriend. Vista Viana. Yeah, his weirdo mistress. She's his fashion icon, go ahead. Yeah, she wore the bear coat. But then they show the players, and they're like, this is supposed to be Blake Griffin, and you're like, what?

They don't look canny-thing like, not even close. Oh, this is like, oh. So it's just from a few years ago. It's not a documentary, it's a thing. No, this is like, oh. Yeah, yeah. So it's just from a few years ago. It's not a documentary. It's a thing. No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's playing Doc Rivers?

Lawrence Fishburne. Lawrence Fishburne. Right, right. He does pretty good. And then my boy Ed O'Neill is playing Donald Sterling. Sterling, yeah. He crushes it. Does he?

He's really good. I'm sure. I'm sure. Yeah. I mean, he's a good actor, but I mean, the show doesn't look great. It's cooler if you watch it. It's cooler if you watch it and you think of it as Al Bundy, like his future. Like it's a it's in a married with children universe. Wow. Yeah, I would like it a lot. It makes the show really good. Yeah, it makes the show really good.

No, I think I think we stuck the landing once again. We did it again. It's kind of crazy. Wow. Look at us go. I would like to take back speaking on the on behalf of. Here's the Robert De Niro's penis. The world's penis. The word of the week is penis. Poop dollar! I would like to take that back.

And I would like to- Why? How come? Just, I'm just curious. Yeah, is there a word that you wanna get to? Yeah, supersede is the word I was gonna try to squeeze in. And I could've, I think. I think that word might've slipped past. I mean, I think, to be honest,

at De Niro's age, having a baby, this is, he must have a supersede. Yeah, and actually. And this is another episode! Yeah! Yes, points! Yes! It is important!

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