This Is Important - Ep 210: Walk Me Home Brother

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

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Yeah Hell yeah Oh my god Yeah What's up fellas How have you guys been Dude I feel great Yeah Poor Osos they gave you a bunch of merch

and did they give you any vodka No no I so The same thing happened to me I posted about it Did you see that? Yeah the full transparency because they sent it to me the same time I just it's just been in a box right behind me and I wanted to change shirts. So it seemed like a new week and The box behind me that's what I did to Blake Blake decided to not I changed my shirt and I flipped my hat around so

It is but sorry my hair around. So technically it is. But sorry, my hair is still wet. And sorry to show you guys how the sausage is made. Yeah, we're playing a little inside baseball right here. But we actually, sometimes we have to record, because our schedules, we have to record two episodes in a day. Yeah, some of us try to get here and do it.

And we make it a point to be here unlike other people who may or may not be off eating babies. And who don't care about the audience. Yeah, and who actually kind of hates our fans, which is weird. You'd think you would care about them like we do, but we're here for you. Evidently, the guy that we're not naming maybe doesn't care about the fans and also eats babies. Right. The Aruga Lord. Uh-huh.

And maybe possibly one of the best nicknames. Yeah, which sucks. On the podcast. I feel like none of us have dope nicknames. The guy that never shows up, he has a cool nickname. Yeah, that one rocks. I see a lot of people in the comments call me bitch. Yeah.

I don't love it. Water trash. Yeah, that one sucks. Yeah, I do see that a lot for you. the comments call me bitch. Yeah. I don't love it. Water trash. Yeah, that one sucks. Yeah, I do see that a lot for you. It's got a ring to it. I don't love it. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah.

You know? And I think we're on record saying you're not a bitch. You're just a fucking straight up asshole. You're an asshole. Yeah, yeah, you're not a bitch. Thank you. I feel like an asshole, so thank you. You got it.

I'm not a bitch either. What is the poor Osos, by the way, let's give it let's give it a plug What is that for people if you want to step it out a little bit? Let me find the card It's Tom Sikora and Bert Kreischer's vodka company and I think poor osos means like two bears but in Spanish and that's something that can be done, huh? You can make vodkas and sell it to people and like just comedian friends. When you have a big podcast. Yeah, we've tried, but then Isaac couldn't figure it out.

Isaac was like, there's no ran out of plants. What the hell? Frickin' Sia. There's no way to make vodka. There's a cactus shortage. Cactus would be tequila. What's the one that the dudes from Breaking Bad do? I go past theirs all the time. Isn't it called like Blue Glass or whatever?

No. Or I thought it was called like Best Buddies or like. Yeah, I know what you're saying. It's like. Or Hermanos. Something. They kinda did the same thing with the poor Osos. They're doing, they're, yeah.

They're like, we don't just wanna call it Two Bears. Yeah. And theirs is a tequila. Right. And I'm like, dude. Dos hombres. Dos hombres. Dos hombres. Dos hombres, yeah. Damn it.

This just goes to show that none of us know any amount of Spanish at all. Dos hombres. And we're like, it's a two friends. Si, pequeño. I don't understand. That means those hats. Those hats.

Dos hombres. That makes no sense to me. Those hats tequila. Really, home braised! That makes no sense to me. Those hats tequila! Really? Home braised? Huh. Home braised. That's interesting.

I mean they don't know my sizes unfortunately, but they did send a fucking truckload of stuff, so shout out to Burton Company. Oh, they send so much stuff, and thank you for sending all this stuff, but no vodka, so I am a little offended. Just send a bottle. Is it vodka? Fuck it! It's vodka. I swear to God it's vodka. So I am a little offended. Just send the bottle. Is it vodka? Fuck it! It's vodka.

I swear to God, it's vodka. Wouldn't know. Didn't get any. No vodka. Damn, that sucks. Is that what we would do? Yeah. And like golf towel and the recovery,

the whole thing is about wellness and recovery. See, that's where they kind of lose me. What? Because I'm like, I know that's Burt's new thing because he was so, he was, you know, he was getting maybe morbidly obese. Where you like, the doctors are calling your wife and going like, we have to make him work out.

Here's the deal. Here's the deal. A lot of, when your doctor says here's the deal, that's when you know you're in trouble. And I think for Burt, the doctor might have been saying, here's the deal. A lot of deep breaths. I can't stop eating

I still think he wants to party but right now as a way to like appease You know the doctor maybe his wife. I don't know. Maybe he has to say like also recovery, right? Like babe, I'm fine. I made a towel right I'm good now, but he is looking good. He's lost a bunch of weight He's gotten like good. He actually is kind of jacked now when he's he like shirtless and he always flexes. You know, there for a while he did not look jacked and now he really does. So would we if we went down the road would we do a vodka tequila or could we just do like a buzz ball flavor? Could be pretty cool. Did you read that article about buzz ball? That didn't seem lucrative enough but go cool. Dude, did you read that article about BuzzBall? That didn't seem lucrative enough, but go ahead. Well, BuzzBall's paid you like pennies.

Like when you told me how much they paid you, I was embarrassed for you that you were promoting them that hard. I was embarrassed for Isaac for brokering a deal that shitty. Broker, broker's right. And then they just sold the company for $800 million. Yes, they did it. Congratulations. For $800 million?

$800 million. They did it. Did they get bought by like, um... Well, you're saying congratulations, Blake, but they axed you out of that deal and gave you nothing. Literally nothing. And now they don't send me buzz balls anymore because I think you motherfuckers talk so much shit about it that are they

Bought by in bed is a rat. Oh, here we go scissor scissor No Rack That is a New Orleans I well that's a New Orleans drink I'm pretty sure that's a New Orleans company as well Oh Adam no states now. Fucking cool. Shit, man. Good for them.

I wish I got a little slice of that pie. Yeah. Thanks, Isaac. I also saw that they released a new flavor that I really want to try. It's like blueberry lemonade or something. I would love it if they would. Well, you know what you could do is you could find the scariest

gas station. Yeah, sure. And one where someone's getting stabbed right out front. Yeah. Yeah. Just where there's a pool of blood that you step over, and there's some tape. Perfect.

Something just happened. When you need to borrow the key to the bathroom, it's attached to a chainsaw. Oh, damn. That's where you need to go. Yeah. Just a whole plunger that the plunger's covered in shit. Yeah.

And then you maybe go down one aisle. Or's you run to like a big cobweb where you're like, oh, shit, no one's been in this part of this gas station for a few years. There's a hole in the floor that doesn't have a bottom. And you're saying that's where they'll have the new flavor. Yeah, that's where that's where the buzz balls are. And I wonder why they don't send me free buzz balls anymore. Yeah, that partnership has run dry, drier than my hair.

By the way, that's the ad campaign. Well, like you made the deal way before we started talking to the shit on the buzz balls. So well, my thing was, is I drank a buzz ball at your bachelor party and I said, you know what? I think this is going to be my frickin new party starter. And I love it. Is that where it started? It started in the Ozarks. By the way, yes, the Ozarks, I bet the thing that they pull out of the Ozarks most often when they're cleaning up the Zarks are buzz balls, obviously. It's science. Oh yeah, they're just huge nets, nets full of snakes and buzz balls, absolutely.

No, there's no snakes, there's no snakes. Dude, that's the Ozark barbecue, just buzz balls and snakes. That's it, brother, grab you a cold one and take a hot snake off the grill, baby, sizzlin'. But what would, buzz balls aside, you're saying what, or not aside, whatever, what would we wanna do as a crew? Never aside, brother.

Yeah, like what kinda drink? Well, I mean, I would, a flavored drink like a Buzz Ball that you could pound, that is like a malt liquor or something, I think that's a good idea, a nice party starter. But ours wouldn't taste like garbage. Ours wouldn't taste like, and ours wouldn't taste like garbage. Ours wouldn't taste like, it didn't taste like garbage,

because some of the flavors you're like, oh, that's not bad. Sometimes garbage is just someone's leftovers, it's kind of good. It tasted like you are poisoning your body. Wait, in a bad way. Not in a good way where you're like. The last two ounces of a buzz ball,

the last two ounces of a buzz ball don't feel right. I don't agree. This is coming from a man who took a buzz ball in 30 different states on the TII tour and each one went down just fine, right? Except maybe in Indianapolis. That one got away from me. Maybe in a handful of these states, actually.

That one might have got away from me. I think there's a handful of states that maybe the buzz balls didn't go down. I feel like the Malort in Chicago did you better, but what do I know? Malort is a special, special beverage. What if we made our own kind of Malort? Like if we were like, but we're not Chicago, Derskut.

We call it Our Lord. Our Lord and Savior. Our Lord. Hey, that's pretty good. On third day our Lord rose again. Yeah, it's just actually something gross on purpose Yes, that is that is a buzz ball. Oh Yeah, what the hell you guys talk buzz balls are delicious Okay. Well, all right, but yes, I do think that maybe a drink like that could actually you know crush for us I think that would be kind of fun.

For me, I'm like a light beer. Beers are hard to nail. Beers are hard to nail. It's a real delicate science. What if we went, have you seen the Buzz boxes? I kind of got pissed when I saw that at first. No. They're like, wait, so it's a different company.

And they saw Buzz ball and they're like, we're going to put it in a different container. And they saw Buzz Ball and they're like, we're gonna put it in a different container. Oh, different company. In a box, yeah. That's a shots fired. That's a shots fired. Oh yeah, I'm fucking pissed. Let's do it, Buzz pyramid.

And it's just a little pyramid that you slurp out of the top. Oh, that's kinda. It's alien themed, cause a lot of people think that aliens created the pyramids, you know? Yes. What about like a Buzz bump? It's just a flat sheet a lot of people think that aliens created the pyramids, you know? Yes. What about like a buzz bump?

It's just a flat sheet of paper, Just cocaine? With some sort of like bump, and you like pop it like a Capri Sun, drink it right out of the bump. Oh, I mean. It's like a zit. I thought you were saying it's like a buzz,

I think people call cocaine that, a little buzz bump. Yeah. Or like maybe when you unscrew the top, there's a little baggie of cocaine under it. And you can just come. The packaging a little baggie of cocaine under it. The packaging is a mirror with like a white mountain. Dude, I bet that would sell great. And you don't even drink it. No, you snort it.

And it's not legal. Yeah, it's not legal at all. You have to snort it. Isaac, can we get on this? Yeah, Isaac. Sounds like a moneymaker. I don't know. Hear me out.

It's illegal cocaine? No, let's do this. Hear me out. It's illegal cocaine? No. Let's do this. Keep it illegal. That would be pretty good. I will say the thing about Circle. So I was talking about Circle last week. Oh yeah, I don't even remember. I don't remember last week, but I did change jackets. They sent me this container. Pretty stir cool. Do they call it a container or a cup?

Or a fucking torpedo. I don't know what they exactly call it it. It's fucking huge cup tanner. Yeah, it's crazy. It's light, light pink, like very, very. I don't know if you can tell or not. Yeah, it looks like Ders is as well. This actually looks exactly like Ders is as well. Weirdly. Yeah, it looks like a little baby rat. Because you you know, you kind of want a tougher drink. At least I do. I want it to be a little baby rat. Because you kind of want a tougher drink.

At least I do. I want it to be a little not pink. You want an American flag bald eagle situation. I would love that. Yeah. That thing looks pretty psychotic. It looks like a weapon, almost. Like, you hit somebody with that shit.

If he held it like this and swung it. Orange County. It's a weapon in Orange County, California. It was just like a bunch of soccer moms, you're like, fuck you, bitch. Yeah, I was gonna say, it looks like a weapon at like a volleyball tournament for 12 year olds. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, no Drake. Do you remember that when, I forget where we were, but in the hotel lobby, we just came down and we were all hung over and we were trying to leave and we were waiting on, I believe, I believe Todd. Hang on, let's narrow this down. I believe Todd. Now wait, uh. We're waiting on, I believe, I believe Todd. Hang on. Let's narrow this down. I believe, uh, uh, we're waiting on Todd.

Oh my God, Todd. There was a full, there was a full on cheerleader, cheerleading competition. And there were, this is no exaggeration, 300 girls and their parents. Yeah, it was like just in the lobby of this hotel. It was madness. Yeah, it was like a- Just in the lobby of this hotel, it was madness. Yeah.

That's it. That's it. I feel like that's where I- You forget. No, I don't. I was gonna say you forget, but I was like- You guys remember I wake up every morning and go, man. Man, I miss that.

Remember that. Those were the days. Man, that was cool. What that mean? Not 100. And I was taking photos because it hits perfect with all of these girls, just all puffy face. But I feel like that's where there would be, if there was a fight in order to break out,

someone's gonna get clubbed with one of these. Or a Stanley or something like that. Oh yeah. You know, it's funny you say that. I feel like Circle fits in anywhere. It really does. It's the kind of place, it's the kind of thing you can bring on a fishing boat

or a cheerleader convention. It's that good. You lose! Dude, I just went fishing. My homie visited last week. Oh, hell yeah. We went fishing, we went offshore. We went like 20 miles offshore.

So this is like ocean fishing. Yeah, ocean. And we went on this thing. Like 20 foot boat. It was kind of wild. It took us like an hour and some change to get out there. And then we get out there. It was like calm as shit.

There was no waves. There was nothing. It was wild. Like glass out there. And Walsh was, he caught this cobia. We were catching cobia, which are these beautiful black and gray striped fish. And then, uh.

Coby. Coby. And then Kobe, Kobe. And then he was reeling it in and it looked like he was handling it. Right. Because we've been catching these. This is probably his third or fourth one that he's caught. And he was handling it and all of a sudden he couldn't do it. And he's like, I can't. I can't. And what do you mean? It's like he locked up his lactate. Yeah, we just thought he was like, like kind of bitching out or something. And we're like, you got this dude. Like trying to encourage him. He's

like, no, no, I can't. I can't. I'm sorry. And we're like, okay. Uh, and so I grabbed it from him. It was like moving a bus and I'm really really, and then it would like yank out and then it started to tow the boat. It told us one mile from where we were. Oh, my God. You're going to need a bigger boat. The captain was like, holy shit. He was like, this is between a 200 and 400 pound fish. Submarine. It's a Russian sub. Yeah, it's a coke.

And so we're sorry. What what type of fish is this? So a cobia is like this beautiful. They're not even that big. They're like 35, 36. They can get like 150 pounds, but this was like much larger than that. So this was a super jacked, and you're calling it a cobia or a cobia? Yeah, cobia. And so the captain was like, that's not a cobia. A shark saw that the cobia was floundering, fighting, ate the cobia. So now we're fighting this big ass shark. Right. And

it was towing us around the ocean. It was absolutely. And we're so far out there. You can't see land. We're just in the middle of this ocean on this little ass boat. No, sir. I don't like it. Fucking wild. Yeah. We kept passing the reel to my buddy, Jason, back to me, back to Walsh, back to me. And we kept fighting them. And then for like 45 minutes and right as we were about to get into where we could actually see what the fuck it was the line snapped and we lost him too. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Well I gotta get me and my boy

and ignited something within me that I'm like I I love this. To be out in the middle of the ocean with your homies, battling, battling this big ass fish. I totally got it. I never really got ocean fishing before this. Cause it's always, it was either a couple of times I've never been offshore like that. I've been pretty damn close to shore. I've never been like fucking out there, out there.

It was rad. I did it in Key West once and it was legit one of the best times ever we like started by like throwing out the bait nets Starting with like really little fish and then just every fish It just keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger until you're like pulling in sharks. It's so fun, dude I caught a barracuda. I didn't get it in the boat once again, but This barracuda came and was just chilling. And I was like, is this guy going to eat our bait? And he goes, no, he can see the, the, the hook in the, in it. They have great eyes. So you put it in and they just weren't hitting it. And then he would flick

in just to fish. He's like, watch this. And he snatched it immediately. This big ass, like seven foot long barracuda. This thing was huge. Cause they just snap and they dart in, right? Yeah. It was just like lightning, like, and he grabbed it gotcha bitch and then I for whatever reason I threw my line in and he attacked mine and now I'm fighting this big-ass barracuda and he came on top of the water and was doing the fishtail thing like it's like it's like like I'm fucking Jimmy Houston or some shit yeah Jimmy Houston great pole yeah they'll that a real fisherman? Yeah, Jimmy Houston. Great pole, dude.

Bill Dance, those are my dad's two boys. These can't be real names. Dude, those sound like fisherman names for sure. Bill Dance. Bill Dance. It's just on the water and this thing's huge. It's probably like six feet long or some shit. It was wild.

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I guess you could helicopter in, Ders. That's what I would do. Is there a way you can like helicopter over the water with just an assault rifle and instead of a barracuda? Okay, Ders. This seems like a pivot. Wait. I like this. I like this stairs. So now you don't want to blow here. Okay. No, this is like a gap. To bring up stuff from like a month ago. You don't want to shoot rocket launchers at drone planes that are being driven and explode planes.

But you do want to kill fish by helicoptering over the ocean with an assault rifle. That was a joke, but I would definitely take a helicopter to the boat if it chops the time down to like 15, 20 minutes. Yeah, I would take a helicopter to the boat. I'm the least big fan of getting somewhere on a boat. If it's choppy, if it's, but if it's nice, it's kind of fun. You get really seasick.

Even if it's not choppy, but it's just like, and over here, you're just, everyone has to like yell talk and you're like, it's kind of tucked back that way, but it's beautiful. I hate it. Well, dude, we didn't even talk. He just pumped up the the 90s hip hop. Our captain. I hate the wind. This is the best. Bumble sound.

It's all part of the experience. You hate wind. I'm too sensitive. Ders, you're never going to be able to avoid. Yeah. Like you hated in other aspects of life. I think I've done pretty good so far. You've actually never seen me in the way. So this is actually kind of why, because I always thought that Durs was an asshole.

But I think he's now finally proving. Yeah, your tiptoeing. Come to me, there's no way to join my force. You're going into in the bitch territory right here. I like that. There's no doubt in my mind I've got bitch tendencies. You know, Yeah, absolutely. Okay, so sure. So if you can get around going out on a boat, by the way, this boat was very small and

it was pretty choppy going out. I think you would have had a hard time with this. Yeah, I do get seasick. I do have to drop a Dramamine or whatever. Dramamine, sure. Dramamine. Dramamine? Yeah, take it. Yeah, Dramamine. If you go out on a Dramamine? Yeah, take it. Dramamine. If you go out on a bigger boat, it's a little easier. So, you know, I think maybe we would get a bigger boat. Dude, that's why the shark week was a shit when we were on the big boat that had like the equalizers and was just like, you're kicking it.

Oh, that's how it would kick that. If you took me out to like a oil, what are they called, rigs or whatever? Oil rig. Yeah, oil rig. And we're fishing off of that and just kicking it, listening to 90s hip-hop all about it Love that. We'll treat diary. We'd have to take a boat out to the oil rig. Yeah, no I would take the helicopter. Oh

Fishing bastard party dude on an oil rig out there. I mean that's that sounds like a pretty good time I've never been on an oil rig. I don't know what happened really on oil rigs. Have you seen Armageddon? It's awesome. I have seen Armageddon and those, yeah, that was a cool crew. But I imagine not everybody's that cool on oil rigs, right? They are. Are you joking?

They have to be. What do you think the movie was based on? They were like, this is a collection of the coolest people ever. Right, right. Yeah, okay, I can see. Yeah, yeah. OK, I can see. Yeah, it's like Bruce. Well, so OK, so Bruce Willis and like the guy from being rain.

I think it was it as you like to say, clunk and Michael Dark. Oh, Michael Clunk and Dark are one of our great. Yeah, he did pass. That's us. He would be hosting Shark Week if he was still alive for sure. Absolutely. Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind from an oil rig. That would be that's my if he was still alive for sure. Absolutely. Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind. From an oil rig. That would be, that's my vibe.

With like barbecue going, you know? Yeah. Well you could still barbecue on a boat, you know? I know that. I know that, but I want to be able to kind of walk over, take a sniff, say what's up to the guy. What are the things that the military, they launch jets off of? Aircraft carrier?

I used to be obsessed with them when I was a kid. Aircraft carrier. Yeah, those, remember how to be obsessed with them when I was a kid. Remember how fucking much you loved them when you were a kid? I thought the coolest shit on Earth was aircraft carriers. Whoever had the GI Joe. You know I had been on one. You know I landed on one in the middle of the ocean.

Well that's insane, that's like my childhood dream. Yeah, dude, it was crazy because you have to, I was at USO tour, we had to land, it was the SS Roosevelt, I believe. And we hooked, you have to hit this hook. Yeah, the like rubber bands. Yeah, and then it'll like stop you. And it stops you on a fucking dive, dude. Like you have to be prepared

or else you're gonna like break your neck. And then when you take off, it hooks you again and the runway's too short to get up to speed. So it has to slingshot you off. So for a second, it feels like you're falling to your death for like a few seconds where you're like, oh shit. After you go off and then it raises up. After you go off, it slingshots you

and then you're not up to speed yet. So you kind of fall and then it takes off. That is something I would want to do. Yeah. Okay. I like that. Well, you can't, it feels, it just, I mean, you're on a like floating building. There's no, you're not feeling a wave. Sorry. I mean, even like the, the,

the landing and the takeoff situation there, like that seems like cool and fun. Yeah. It was a sick experience. It also was so cool. We did this huge show in front of like, when I say 2500 people and it was huge and there's a huge American flag behind us and we go and we do this whole thing. We do this big meet and greet. I'm meeting thousands of our military, you know, and then I go, I need to use the restroom, but Eliza

Schlesinger is using the captain's quarter restroom. And they're like, the closest one is four stories down, like down the stairwell. And I'm like, okay, I guess so. Not a big deal. Yeah. And I'm like, I got it. I got this.

So I walk four stories down and I'm like looking for the restroom And I peek in to these guys. They're like barracks It's like there's like three people sleeping on the little cot and I'm like, hey, do you guys know where the restroom is? And they're like, yeah, it's right there and these guys look at me and they go Adam DeVine. They probably fucked up my name They're like Adam and I'm like, yeah. And they're like, what the fuck? What are you doing here? They didn't even know? They had no idea that there was this giant

USO show happening four stories above them. They had no clue. Those guys were the dudes that nobody tells about the party. No one told. No one told these guys, dude. Dude, you want to shoot a torpedo at a Russian bow? I felt bad for these guys. I'm like, it's probably just kind of boring

on these warships in the middle of nowhere, right? In the middle of the ocean. Oh, we were just playing magic down here. What, there's a party? What the heck? Are you serious? That sounds fun. Yeah, I'm sure it was an absolute insane experience

for them. You know, someone's gotta guard the house, you know what I mean? Yeah. But it's very cool. They have, I mean, they've got everything on there. It was pretty rad Do they still do like do you still have to I remember? I had a pair of pajamas that had it like where the dude like peels potatoes

Is that something you have to do? What's that? What the fuck was that? Can you say that one more time? Yeah, Adam. Did you follow this? No, I did. I don't think anyone did like was that a punishment You had a pair of pajamas and then you went yeah It was a cartoon of a dude in the army like peeling potatoes Okay, I remember it said like this fucking stuff or something. I'm not sure what it said Well, I think like if you if you work in the kitchen I think if you work in the kitchen, you might have to peel some potatoes sometimes Like a like a punishment that they gave you if you're like, yeah

Cuz that's not the best job to have is peeling potatoes You want to be upstairs shooting cannons? So when you walked in on these two when you walked in on these two bros were they peeling potatoes like oh, okay Good question. Good question. No, it was just they were just they were just chilling like in their little ball. Were they appealing? There nothing was being peeled. That's this is crazy I know I'm sorry. How do you even make pajamas of the situation that you're talking about? That's not how I know the military I know that through these pajamas I had when I was three

Blake knows everything about the world based on pajamas he had as a kid or I don't know a kid or last year I don't really sick pair of ninja pajamas with like like red kind of like silk bottoms. Those were off the chain, right? Do you don't remember your PJs? Do you remember your your most favorite PJs when you were a kid? I don't know. I know I know I love I think I got out of PJs had a fairly, how long were you wearing PJs? You were sleeping butt naked very early. No, how long were you wearing PJs for? I think I was wearing PJs until I was like seven or eight. Yeah, okay.

Eight. Is that old? I don't know. I don't know. I think for back then, I feel like kids wear pajamas longer now because there's like a pajama industry, you know? Yeah, pushing pajamas on people.

Wear your PJs to school day. I feel like I wore like basketball shorts. I wear exactly what I currently wear, basketball shorts and t-shirts. From the time I was like five probably. As soon as you start wearing boxers, as soon as I segued to boxers from briefs, so I guess that's like sixth grade or fifth grade.

Oh, I think I did that kind of late though. As soon as some dude next to me was like, where's your dick during gym? I was like, I think we're somewhere in boxers. Yeah. Okay. That's cool. Yeah. No, that's true. Cause you wear the tidy whiteys. And they're like, there's not even a dick in there. There's a lot of, because that is embarrassing. If you're, if you have a lot of extra room in your Tidy Wities, you're like, I just didn't have my dick yet. You know, like the dick wasn't fully formed.

I just didn't have it. Yes. And this dude had like chest hair. I'm thinking I want to go back to Tidy Wities. I was thinking that the other day. I see that for you. I'm surprised you already aren't there. I'm, I've, I've got it in the Amazon cart. I just need to the other day. I see that for you. I'm surprised you already aren't there. I'm I've I've got it in the Amazon cart.

I just need to pull the trigger. Now, are you going to go whitey's or I could see you wearing like some lavender? I don't know if I want to go white because there will be the like European bikini cut. No, no, no, no, no. Just standard issue, like full bottom. Jockeys, Hanes, Jockeys. Yeah, yeah. But I don't know if I want to go white. I want to go white because of the, youes, Jockeys. Yeah, yeah. But I don't know if I wanna go white. I don't know if I wanna go white because of the stain. Yeah, but you just re-up real quick.

Doodoo. Sometimes, I'm not changing my underwear that often in a day, so I'm like a little. Wait, what do you mean? You don't change your underwear that often? No. Like every day. Well, yeah, every day, but the doodoo stains come way more frequently.

Then. Can I tell you the confidence you there's a wipe your ass stains. There's fewer stains than you think. OK. I remember mid 2000s. Thank you. They were like out of black underwear. And I was like, why don't I get some white underwear? There's a national shortage of black underwear yet. Yeah. You know, dude, going to buy underwear like a department store. It is the most raggedy experience ever. You're like pulling the drawer out. They're all open from people like fingering the fabrics or whatever. I'm living in like, you're like, okay, oh, I found a

medium. Oh, these are like long or too short or whatever. Yeah. The kids nowadays don't even know our struggles, dude. They just click, they just hit a button and underwear shows up at their doorstep. Yeah. But then you don't know what you're dealing with. Yeah. We had to go to the Beverly Center and finger a bunch of underwear. I don't like doing that. Yeah.

No target. The the target underwear zone is still buck wild, dude. It is a war zone in there. It is raggedy. That's a place that's just too windy. It's way too windy for me. That's a wind. That's a wind tunnel in there. It is raggedy. That's a place that's just too windy. It's way too windy for me. That's a wind. That's a wind tunnel in there.

But anyway, I bought white underwear and I was nervous. I was nervous. Yeah. And I'm happy to report, which is a thing I'm going to start saying now. I wish you would. I'm happy to report. Please report. Please report.

I love the people say that. Guys, I'm happy to report that there weren't stains for quite a while until, I'm not so happy to report, there definitely were, but then you pitched them and you got new ones, right? So like, do do. Wow. Right.

Or you just wash them, right? Like just what, you don't have to throw away. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it becomes like a faint, there's a little faint something in the front and sometimes there's a little faint something in the front and sometimes there's a little faint something in the back. Nobody's perfect. What do you mean in the front?

Your dick is shitty? What do you mean? It's like piss, like yellow. The last drop always lands in your pants situation. Yeah, it's over time. It's erosion. I feel like I drink enough circle water that my piss doesn't come out yellow. OK, I have a very clear stream.

It's not even the color of the piss. It's the acidity. It's the microplastic. It's the microplastic. We forgot to get into this on last week. I'm telling you right now, I'm convinced I am stuffed full of microplastics in my test. Almost all. By the way, the fact that they're like there's microplastics in my testicle. Almost all. By the way, the fact that they're like, there's microplastics in your dick,

ain't nothing micro down there, let me tell you. Yeah, bro, that's for damn sure. I guess I missed this. There's microplastics? The big study that's come out in the last couple of weeks is that they cut into the nuts of a bunch of cadavers, like 15 cadavers. It's science. They were just fucking around. Just fucking around. Dude,

I'm sure, I'm sure. Don't they cut into the nuts of cadavers? I feel like that should be happening every day. Like every day, when there's a cadaver, you're cutting into nuts. I don't disagree, Adam. We can, we can debate that later. Okay. Sorry. Um, but I'm not so happy to report. I'm happy to report that we're going to debate that like hold up. They found microplastic in the testicles of like nine out of 10 of these nuts that they cut open. And also like dog nuts.

Oh. They found plastic in the dog nuts. I didn't know we're cutting those open. And then they're like, there's plastic in your dicks. And that's why they think dicks are shrinking and erections are not as Whatever. Oh, so we have we were kind of onto something when we were saying dad dicks in the 90s We're just bigger. They were bigger. They were scared. They were more manly. Yes Penises are getting smaller by and large. I knew it.

That's a fact. I knew it. I noticed it. Adam, it's a fact. I can almost prove. I knew it. I know. I tell you. I noticed it really quickly. And cut to our sponsor, Hymns. Bigger, better boners. Bigger, better boners.

It's crazy. But ever since I read that report, I like I feel it in there now. Like I can feel it. I know it's in there. Right. What color do you think the plastics are? Florescent, maybe buzz ball colored. I feel like is it like what's inside of like a baby baby? Yeah. Have you ever seen a baby baby split open or like a hacky sack where,

you know, a hacky sack where it would get ground down and then the beads would start to come out. You'd have to like ask your mom to sew up the side. But aren't those just like literal beans like from a bean, like a dry bean? They're like little plastic. No, no, they're the tiny little pieces of plastic. Yeah, tiny little pieces of plastic. That's what I imagine is floating around in there. I can feel it.

I think it's like, it's like, because if when you cook food and you like scrape the Teflon off, that's like the forever chemical that does not go on. It just goes into your bloodstream. And you know how much microwaving I do on in plastic? Teflon don. Yes. Yes, points.

Teflon don. Yes, points. Oh. How much microwaving I do with plastic plates and plastic tupperware. No, what? Oh, you do? That's bad. Yeah, I do, I want to say I do that... Two to three times a day. Every day. Every day of my life.

Do you really? Every day of my life. Why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? You know... Burn! Did you know that's naughty? That's like a comedy bit. It's very naughty. Chloe did tell me how naughty that was. She, and it's just so easy. Convenient.

Much easier to just do that. Adam, and do you like to stand next to it and kind of look into it while it's going? Yeah. Oh yeah. And then my mom would also do that growing up too. Yeah, okay, So this was taught. This is learned.

I thought this was the way of the world. And now this is how I do things. So I have so much. I feel like it went the opposite way. Like my dick and balls look like they hang a little heavier from all the microplastics. Be nice. Very shaggedy. From all the microplastics.

OK, so you've kind of, you embraced it. Yeah, you embraced it so the micro became a little macro. Yeah, macro, yes. You're hanging big plastic. Adam, you know how many fucking rotisserie chicken strings are in your fucking testicles? It might be all string. We're gonna have to unfurl your shit.

Dude, I watched the bear, like the first couple episodes of the new season last night, and they were talking about this same thing. They're rotisserie strings, and Chloe goes, all the food looks so good here. And then I go, I shit out one of those. I'm talking about it. Rotisserie string. I suddenly can't watch this anymore. It's truly incredible that that happened.

That I actually shit out a rotisserie string. It's truly incredible that that happens. That I actually shit out a rotisserie string. Yeah, it's something that a dog would do. It's very cool. Every morning I go, I can't believe you shit out that string before we saw those 300 cheerleaders. I think about that all the time. Those cheerleaders, man.

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Oh, and the makeup game is crazy, bro. It's scary. And it's actually a little scary. Like, I mean, Blake has daughters. Are you gonna let them leave and cheer? If one of them wants to cheer, are you gonna be like, hell yeah, get you some, rah rah? Yeah, I guess you fucking can't cheer.

But the question for me is, are you gonna let them wear makeup? And look, I don't know what this means or what I'm saying. That is not. Okay, I never do. That should be our slogan. That is. Then don't say it.

You don't have to say it. That is not of their age, like JonBenet Ramsey style. Like what boy. I'm in, like JonBenet Ramsey style. Like what boy? I'm in, as Blake would say, agreeance. Hello! These girls are designed for weirdos to kidnap. Yes, yes, yes.

You're making your daughter more desirable to weirdos to kidnap. Yeah. No, you guys think that. And I'm not excusing the weirdos or blaming the girls, but you're just designing them for weirdos. Yeah, you're designing them. You're making them look like Megan, the horror.

State of the art weirdo bait. I mean, yeah, it is weird. I thought it was more like, it's like stage makeup. It's like makes the features pop. It's not for life. Yeah. You know who's looking up from the stage? Yeah, but they're like that in the lobby of the Kansas City,

whatever Lowe's Hotel that we're staying at. Right, right, right. I don't know. I feel like that's, it's almost like part of the uniform. So I don't know if you can take that aspect out of it. But who made it that? I guess you kind of have to, because yeah, your daughter, if she's in the cheer program and she's part of the team, and you know they all go to, what is it they call it?

The World, what do they call it? Every morning I wake up and I go. You know, you tell us, brother. No, they all are like going to like the big championship. The World Series? Yeah, World Series. Every cheerleader ever is like the big championship of cheerleading. They're all going to it. Okay. Like every cheerleading from every school goes to the championship. I know

I know what event yours be. The National Cheer Off. Just finish your thought. Yeah, I kind of forgot my thought. I was I was thinking of the national cheer off. What about it? You're like the makeup, the makeup, the makeup. Are you saying it's weird if like one girl shows up just all natural, no filter. And it's like, yeah, that's what's up with the grody girl. What? And you have to put the makeup on her.

National cheerleading. Here's my question. Yeah. They're going to nationals. They're every girl goes to nationals. Every girl. If you cheer Yeah, they're going to nationals. Every girl goes to nationals. Every girl. If you cheerlead, you go to nationals. So here's my question.

Would, they're gonna get kidnapped. Like, is it worth it? Yeah! That was not a question. Was that on purpose? Like, is it worth it? And by the way, I kind of understand what Blake's saying about like stage makeup, because you're performing in

front of thousands of people, these giant places now. You want to pop to the back row, right? That's right. Guess who's it? But guess who's in the back row? Maybe you put on a little less makeup and you just hit the people up

front who are proud to be there, happy to be there. That's family. That's friends and family. They're family. The judges are right there. The back row. Yeah, we don't need the back row. That's not this isn't for you. Standing there with his hands in the pocket. Yes, this isn't for you, brother.

The Kyle knew it checks in the back. Yeah. Playing pocket. Babies. Do people say that? I did see, dude, I actually know you brought that up. I saw a guy. There was like this cute ass. So I'm on this island in Charleston, outside of Charleston. I stay on this.

It's beautiful. But there's they have a very cute, very local, like fundraiser for the fire department. And it's a it's a fish fry. And there's fish fry. And you go there and they do it once a year And there was like a bounce house for kids and they you know adults were drinking beers, and it was hot as fuck It was awesome, and there's a band playing. I'm like this is cool, and there's kids running around everywhere

I'm like with a bow and with Chloe and her mom and I'm like man. this is incredible. You're looking at your future. It's great Yeah, and I'm like it's seen all these kids running around. I'm like, this is truly truly fantastic. And then there's this guy Who's standing like this? With his hands in his pocket and he's just swaying if you're listening at home Adam's making a face of Kind of looks like he had a lobotomy. something. He's just swaying back and forth. I mean, and he was dressed peculiar. Like Christopher Lloyd and Dennis the Menace. He looks like he's ready to kidnap children.

Like Christopher Lloyd in Camp Nowhere. And I'm looking around, no one's noticing this guy. And I'm like, these creeps, they just blend in. I feel like no one even sees this fucking guy It just I in their children. I'm like, hmm and that yeah, you know who that guy was the chief fire chief Kyle newichek, dude No one even noticed the guy Man, I hadn't been outside yesterday. Thank you for taking me on that walk.

Water trash. That checks out. That's crazy. That was wild, dude. Damn, I can't believe it. He didn't even hit me up to visit. I'm right down the street. What the hell are you doing here? You son of a bitch.

In full makeup. He's just looking for prey. Trying to eat buffet over there. He went to the buffet, baby. God damn, that sucks, man. I hate that guy. Well, thank you for that. Thanks for taking me home.

Yeah, no sweat. I'm willing to take you guys on a walk today. Walk me home, brother. Blake, your hair's still wet from last week, huh? At this point, I think it just kind of ringed up real nice. I love when my curls pop like that. I wish there was a product I could get for it. No, this is a few weeks out.

It happened several weeks ago at this point. But how was your 4th of Julys? Did you guys do any bangers or have any real throw downs or more of a family affair now that we are getting older? I'll tell you what, LA popping as far as like fireworks go Yeah, they were going all the way to like four in the morning. It was I was kind of proud of don't stop That's what I do love about LA There cuz obviously it's super illegal in California here in in, South Carolina

It's pretty damn wet. The fireworks aren't gonna start anything on fire in Southern, California You're fucking us like I won't I won't even throw a joint onto a hillside. You're always saying that smoke weed. I won't even do that. I'm like, let's let's get away from this hillside before I throw this joint. I go, dude, as always great call. Great call. Don't even. And almost don't even do it. Yeah. Almost. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then we'll we'll keep driving and be like, fuck another hillside. He. Yeah, don't even, and almost don't even do it. Almost, you know? Yeah, yeah. And then we'll keep driving. I'll be like, fuck, another hillside. He's like, don't, do not.

I want to, I want to throw it. I want to throw this lid joint on that hillside. Get me to the flats. Get me to this flats before I burn my damn fingertips. Come on now. This hillside's gotta go. But yeah, zero regard for- And then the 4th of July hits and no one gives a fuck.

Like I feel like everybody's pretty good about not starting fires 364 days out of the year. And then the 4th of July hits- Minus every person cooking outside in the streets. And then they go absolutely ape shit. Oh yeah, they went nuts. Cause I think, what was the, they announced that it was illegal this year,

but it always has been. I like saw the story. Yeah, it's always. But like, they like doubled down, and then everybody's like, well fuck you. How do we feel about the people who are trying to cancel fireworks for dogs and cats? For dogs?

For the dogs. I mean, you can't, And I feel bad for the dogs. It truly does fuck them up. It's like Vietnam for them. It's crazy. The Vietnam War. For a day! It's one night!

It's one day. It's one day. These dogs, they start shitting in the house. It gives them diarrhea. A lot of like... And one day. For one night! I've shat in the house.

I've had diarrhea. I'm... That's... One day! I agree. I... We can't not...'ve had diarrhea. That's one day. I agree. I we can't not blow shit up. It's just America. We're blowing shit up on the Fourth

of July. God damn. Sorry about it. Why make doggy earmuffs? I'm just kind of like that's a money idea. There's got or like a box, a soundproof box of sorts. Yeah, like or how about you

just give them drugs and knock them out? Right. Some people do that. Yeah, give them drugs. Some people do that. Yeah, I know that's an approach like and then they're like I don't want to give my animal drugs. I'm like, well, I mean don't you do drugs drugs fucking rock, dude And by the way, your dog won't remember this the next day. No, I was in the next day. No, I was in. You've personified this dog. It's already on antidepressants,

which is just bizarre. OK, OK, go off. You're giving it a memory it does not have. Do dogs take antidepressants? Oh, yeah. People are giving their dogs all sorts of pharmaceuticals now.

I don't know. All sorts of meds. And they just don't remember that shit. Well, I mean, there's no way to truly know. Maybe they do. I mean, there's no way to truly know. Maybe they do. I know.

Maybe they do get PTSD and maybe it sticks with them for a long time. I mean, you've seen abused animals. Then your dog sucks. Get a cooler fucking dog, bro. I'm sorry. Let me ask you. What dog in the 80s was ever like, can't handle? Not Spuds McKenzie. That motherfucker was helping shoot off fireworks.

Yeah, that's exactly right. We need more Spuds McKenzie's back in society. For president. I just don't think it is necessary to cease fireworks. My favorite thing. I agree. We're all in agreement. For one night of an animal to be like chill. In agreeance. I mean, I as much as like I feel bad

Did either did either you guys blow up any fireworks because I didn't I didn't get my hands on any and I'm actually So disappointed because I always try to light something on fire every year I don't have the bug in me to go get them But if someone was on my street and they were like, hey, do you want to buy this $300 where the fireworks? I go yeah, but to like find it and go drive because where do you got to go? Well, is that maybe a good like neighborhood side hustle? Oh, yeah Is that a good oh, yeah, where you just with homemade explosives? Who's always like, yeah if you uh, oh, well, that's a different thing I thought you meant like they go buy a thousand bucks worth of things and then they just kind of call their

neighbors and they're like oh no dude i had a neighbor in omaha that would he would make his own fireworks that's crazy that's dangerous rest in peace he gone he didn't sell them but uh his actually his house did blow up he fucked up i'm drunk now he did fuck up. He would put on the big fireworks show every 4th of July. And then one year, another fuck up. And then I think his house blew up like the year after. But we were all there ready to watch the show. They all went off at the exact same time. It was absolute chaos.

It was just like a giant explosion happened. It was the coolest thing. I'm so excited! Because it still lasted like two minutes, but of just absolutely It was just like a giant explosion happened. It was meant to do the coolest thing Because it still lasted like two minutes, but of just absolute madness. Yeah, right. Yeah people were running for their lives They were man. It was so cool. You seem to like the internet dude. I don't know what his fucking name is He's like a gamer streamer guy and like all the fireworks in the room went off and people are like, Oh shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, Do people really think that's his real room? And then like two weeks later, they're like, We got you. We built a replica of his room. I'm like, these streamer kids have too much money to obviously well, sure, of course. And also, the audiences are so the bar is so low. Like, I can't tell if people are like blow up his house Like they want it to be real so they just believe it or something. It's just it's so stupid

Yeah entertainment. I know and by the way Kevin Hart aren't you 50? Why are you running around with these kids? Stay relevant bro. Oh, yeah, just stay in your lane. I would I Speed what's all me up? We'll go fishing on a oil. No, it's caught. What's his name? Kai. Yeah. Hey, come hang out with us.

Kevin Hart. We're more chill dudes talking about whether or not we want to go fishing. And he's the one that could afford a helicopter to take him out to the boat. So maybe Ders can hit you. Right. We can race. I know I'm going to go. I'm going to go on the adventure and take and take the boat out.

Yeah, that would be really cool. Kevin Hart was a big swimmer. Any tape backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams today, boys? Oh, I would like to apologize to America for not lighting any fireworks this year. I blew it on that front and I'm going to I'm going to be stronger next year. Yeah, we did a big barbecue. Have families over.

So we did a big and had kids over. That's nice. I did get to do a pie, not eating contest, but a pie baking contest that my neighbors all did and it was delicious. Felt very Americana. What kind of pie? Did you bake a pie?

It's my first year, so I didn't really get to enter, but there were some dope pies well Thanks for thanks for telling us What do you think? I baked a pie for a contest. I wasn't part of fuck off dude. It was huge for me I loved it was the last time you went to it was last time you went to a pie baking contest that shit is rare Dude, yeah, it seems pretty Americana. I see what you're saying. That's pretty Americana.

That's rare. But you're telling me you weren't even in it. No, I ate the pie. What did you make to the pies? You had a bunch of pies. I ate the pie. When's the last time you had 10 different pies at once? Don't ask.

You guys know me. Oh, damn. You never had it so good. Wait, what kind of pie did you make? Give me a hell yeah. Well, the pie that won was a key lime cookie pie, which was delicious. Isn't that generally what a key lime is?

The crust is like a cookie? Is it? Well this had like cookies mixed in, it was really delicious. No, key lime pie is pretty traditional crust. Yeah, I thought it was just like a graham cracker crust. This one was fire. Graham cracker is a cookie, isn't it?

Or is it a cracker? No, it's a cracker. You're a cracker bitch. I had peanut butter pie, I had. Graham cracker is a cookie, isn't it? Or is it a cracker? No. No, it's a cracker. You're a cracker bitch. I had peanut butter pie. Wow, this is great. I actually love this. This is a dope pie. When they get to like,

is that a pie or is that a? Yeah, that's a dessert. That was the first time I've ever had peanut butter pie. I'm gonna say I'm a huge fan, but it does feel like you're kind of cheating because you're using peanut butter. It's like, come on now. Right. And I'm gonna ask this one more huge fan, but it does feel like you're kind of cheating because you're using peanut butter. It's like come on now. Right.

And I'm gonna ask this one more time and then we can move on if you don't tell me. If you don't want to tell me, what kind of pie did you make? He already said at the very beginning, Ders. I didn't make any. I wasn't allowed to make it. I wasn't allowed to enter. He would. And also Blake doesn't know how to bake anything. You wouldn't know how to bake a pie. I thought you said you baked a pie, but then weren't even allowed to be part of the contest. No, no, no.

You were like, I was part of a pie baking contest. And I go, oh, what'd you make? And you're like, so everyone else made this. And Miss Gloria just smacked it out of my hands. It's like, you can't be in this shit. You haven't been here a year yet. Right. Miss Gloria, I like, are you Southern now now you call people miss. I love that miss Gloria

No, just you know so respecting yeah, I've never heard you say that before The word miss yeah, I've never heard you just call someone miss Dude, okay, so there's in that madam. Okay, so wouldn't it be mrs. Yeah, or she married or I think she's a widow Okay, miss then it's miss and you have to call her widow Gloria. Yeah, do you? Say hey, yeah, you go widow Gloria. Oh, whatever her name was Gloria. Yeah, widow Gloria Well, you were on David Chang's like Netflix cooking show. Yes, Dinner Time Live. Oh yeah, when's that dropped? It already came out, it was live, it was live.

It came out live yesterday, or well, two weeks ago. And can you still watch it, or is it over? You can, you may, you may, you may. Okay. That's sick, I'm excited to watch. Were you funny during it? What would you say your rating of how funny you were? Did you crush, what were your bits?

Yeah, what were your bits? Yeah, what were your bits? Yeah, I had fun. It was funny. I got to do it with Saweetie and she's a character. So it was a blast. She's on the board, isn't she? Yeah, Saweetie. Did you tell her or did she know, I guess? Yeah, yeah.

You're my best friend. She knows. Yeah, obviously. She wants to be on the pod. I didn't have the heart to tell her that. We don't do guests, but since Kyle's not here, what if we sub in Saweetie? I think we would have a really good report So what is her what is so we'd eat now for a guy that maybe doesn't know that isn't a totally attuned to cool pop

Culture stuff Who is so we'd eat and what does she do? She's a rapper and she's okay. She's actually from the Bay Area That's oh shit. That's cool. We found each other you guys found each other you guys like We're friends before going on this show so I the the when I attend 49er games We're usually in like a celebrity like suite or whatever and she is is always there as well I love that so you've already talked to soweetie. She was like, hair boy. And you were like. Yeah, she calls me hair boy.

Or no, what'd you get called? I call her Miss Sweetie. Miss Sweetie. Ponytail? Hey, ponytail. Yeah, yeah. What'd you guys eat? I gotta watch it.

Or whatever, I don't know. Well, what is the song she sings? You're my best friend. Well, you guys would have been proud of me. She's on that, but she also has another one that's a huge banger. What What that I'm trying to look it up You're my best friend. You were real bad bitch that one that one, right? Yeah, that's what I like Sorry, doja cat. I didn't know that was the rest of it. I don't know. Did it sound exactly like her? Mm-hmm

You were a little scared and confused you did really well Are you guys would have been really proud of me if you saw what I ate because I kind of didn't want to like be A bitch because they call you before and they're like, you know what kind of food do you like and all that? And like, what don't you like? And I was kind of like lied and said, I eat everything. Yeah, I did. I said, I eat everything. Like, whatever. Like, don't wow. I say, I don't, I said, don't love seafood. But, you know, like, so we'd eat, like, love seafood. She has a meal at the boiling crab that you could order the so we'd eat meal. Wow. Wow. Okay. Also had a McDonald's meal. Like, she's kind of like aweetie like loves seafood. She has a meal at the Boiling Crab that you could order the Saweetie meal. Wow. She also had a McDonald's meal. Like she's kind of like a food icon. Geez. I didn't know this about Saweetie.

So I like, I saw what the menu was and right out the gate, it's like a seafood broil, freaking oyster ramen, something. Then it's like- So her star power just steamrolled your life. Oh yeah, Dwarfie. Much bigger. Dude, she's got 12 million Instagram followers.

Come on. What does that mean to you? Okay, yeah, so much bigger star, so she lorded that over you and kind of took over the entire show. And she let me know the whole time. She never even looked in my eyes. It was freaking cool.

Or actually, I wasn't allowed to look into hers. Yeah, that's right. Did you do the seafood joke where you're like, seafood and you open your mouth. I into her. Yeah, that's did you do the seafood joke where you're like seafood And you know, I eat it. Well, there's that but Food and then you open your mouth. It's like no I did not but everything was delicious I'd like this baked boys opportunity off the chain. Yeah, they're by the way Blake. I've taken you I mean you've been in Charlie you've been in

Orleans and I've given you all this food. I said that. If you think carefully, did you see him chew and swallow? Yeah. They said, do you like raw oysters? And I'm like, actually, I had the grilled oysters when we went to Louisiana and New Orleans. I thought those were fantastic. And these ones he made were unreal, dude.

I'm sure. They were so good. I'm sure. He's the real deal, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. David Chang rocks. And then I also tried them. Do you about stuff. We talk about all sorts of things talk about you guys We're gonna have to watch it. What does it go? You gotta watch it tune it. It's called the dinnertime live with

So I guess About take backs no apologies We'd like to apologize for our fans for Kyle being out there possibly in the world eating babies He's not here. So we don't know what he's up to. We'd like to apologize to our fans for that. Ran pretty smooth today Yeah Two weeks have been kind of fucking bangers. Yeah. Yeah, no one's slowing us down. No one's slowing us down No, I'm in the fat kind of a lean lean cut lean boy. No one's slowing us down. Creaming the fat. Kind of a lean, lean cut. Lean voice. And that's another episode of...

The Lean, Lean... And then more days. And then more days. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I love it. Baby free since 93. ["The Lean, Lean, Lean Cut"]

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