This Is Important - Ep 214: Cinna-Bunion
Episode Date: September 3, 2024Today, this is what's important: Ear holes, Adam's health, asking questions, bunions, YouTube subscribers, the hottest athletes, working out, skin, Vincent D'Onofrio, Adventures In Babysitting, & ...more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
So when something goes in your mouth, it's sexual?
Come on.
This is pretty cool.
You can smoke weed while you do it.
I feel like the hottest athletes, for me,
would be female volleyball players.
Let's go.
Yeah. Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and blessing your ear holes, baby. Did you miss us? You're saying ear holes again? Yeah, I'm saying ear holes again.
I feel like ear holes were,
that was real big back in the day
when everyone was saying ear holes.
Say less.
Was that a 90s rap, 2000 aughts rap thing?
All up in your ear holes.
I think it was 2010's bad comedy thing.
Oh, yeah!
Okay, yeah. Like I was, yeah. OK, yeah.
Like, OK.
Like, oh, it's poisoning my ear holes or something.
That sounds very, yeah, like.
Oh, wow.
It seems like it would be on our whiteboard.
Yeah, when Jeff Judd was.
My reference is Q-Tip on.
OK.
Not Midemaraters.
Something for your ear holes so you can clean them shits out,
I believe is the line on Beats, Rhymes, and Life
somewhere in there.
Okay.
Do you get diarrhea too?
And I think that's how comedy works, Honduras, is just-
Q-tip says something.
Yeah.
Yeah, Q-tip says something and then 20 years later,
an entire generation of comedy writers steal that.
Right.
Yeah. Yeah.
So yeah, I do think that what sitcom was it where they kept being like, can I kick it?
And then that was like, then they would, they would exit stage left.
That's kind of sick.
I want to see that.
Yeah.
What sitcom was saying, can I kick it a whole bunch?
The make believe one that just made up.
Yeah. Yeah. Three in a third
man? Damn, son. Dude, fuck. Dude, are we back? Yeah, man. It's kind of weird, dude. Did you
guys hear that? Three in a third man? We're back! Dude, it's been a while, dude. It's
been a freaking while. Coming on fire. I know. How many? It feels like a year, but it's been a freaking while coming on fire. I know how many it feels like a year
But it's only been two weeks. We went two weeks. Yes
Without you know, people were traveling things were happening. Yeah, I don't want to get into the weeds with it
But things things happened, you know, and as they do it's a cool way to describe it things happen. Yes, sir
But if you want to talk about things happen in Durs feel free
But hey time time marches on as he would say dude as much but we're back. We're back
We're doing a big like a giant fuck the giant bitch and had a giant kid. Hey
Perfect I
Love you guys a crazy thing happened to me the other day, dude. Wait a minute
Okay, please get it off your chest and put it in my ear hole.
This is so Adam.
Dunk it in my ear holes.
Yeah, a crazy thing did happen to me.
Dude, my microphone was.
You didn't shit a string out?
What's happened?
Okay.
I didn't shit a string.
I wish it was like that.
Wow, dude.
So my doctor said that they thought I had stiff person again.
Did I tell you guys this?
Oh, I remember you mentioning that. Yeah.
Yeah.
It's back!
Yeah, no follow-up texts about it. Thank you for that.
But yeah, so I then, once again, stiff person syndrome,
for those that didn't listen about 30 episodes ago,
it's where you crumple up and die.
Celine Dion has it, like the life expectancy,
from what I've read on the internet,
with my little Dr. Sleuthing, it says six months,
or sorry, six years.
It's science.
Of the average life expectancy.
Okay, well, six years.
Yeah, okay.
Sorry, six decades. Okay. Yeah. Six lifetimes. Okay. No, six years? Yeah, okay. Sorry, six decades.
Okay.
Six lifetimes.
Okay.
No, six years.
So, it was really scary, and then so they go,
well you have to go see, we think it's stiff person syndrome,
so you have to go see the stiff person syndrome die
in Philadelphia.
So I go there alone.
Oh, so that's why you were in Philly.
I was in Philly, yeah. Oh, so that's why you were in Philly. I was in Philly, yeah.
Oh, that, I thought you were just going to see
like Shane Gillis live or something.
Holy shit, because I wasn't going to go see
Shane Gillis live.
No, I wasn't.
I did see him live, but I didn't see him do stand up live.
Okay, okay.
I thought you were going to go see Boys to Men live.
So I was at the, so I went to see
Mr. Stifferson syndrome, sorry, Sorry doctor and he was so old, dude
It was awesome. This is what you want in a doctor
Okay, you know what I mean? Like the eyebrow hairs were connecting. They were so long wisdom
Oh, were they coming out the side to like
Like Morgan Freeman in that one sci-fi movie. Yeah, dude. They were flying away and I have a few
You know dogs that wiggle and waggle in my eyebrow hair, you know who doesn't yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got some long ones
I got a couple I know dearest us. There's a
He's about to look like a serial killer we creep why you think I got the shades on
So this doctor dude, I was the last person in the office.
I think they were like doing me a favor,
being like, he's an actor, we're gonna bring in him last.
But it made it way more ominous and scary.
Okay.
Sure.
So I go there, I think I'm dying, right?
As I have been for the last like two months.
Perfect.
I hear just his footsteps come clicking
and clacking down the hall.
Is he wearing high heels? What's he got on feet?
What?
Some doctors and like dressy doctor shoes, you know, yeah
Doc Martens turns out I don't have stiff person syndrome again, dude. Okay. Okay. Hold on
Yeah, so it was it was a big big deal. But that's
According to this guy according to this guy. Yes
deal. But according to this guy, according to this guy, who is the doctor that like, I think he coined the phrase, deaf person syndrome. He wrote a lot of the materials.
Did you give him a shit about that? Were you like, this is the name? That's it. Well, I should have.
I was mostly thinking about the life and death situation I was, I was currently in. Right. Right.
Right. Yeah. I was, what was crazy about it, my wife had all these follow-up
questions.
Like, what do you then have?
I asked zero other questions.
I was just so thrilled.
She's like, dude, is there any way he's going to die?
Is there anything you've seen on the horizon that might take
Adam out real quick?
Right.
That's what Chloe's asking.
So what are you going to die from? And it
will be, will it be quick? And how much life insurance did you take out? Yeah. What's going
on here? Be real. What's going on? Wait, so is that the relationship that we just have
men with women? Let's, let's break it down. Don't like us. Durs, come on, break us off.
I'm the same way though, where like I go
and I have like a meeting or something
and I don't ask questions.
And then when I get home, my wife is always like,
she asks me like, so what about this, that?
And I'm like, I didn't ask.
She's like, okay, but so then when is the thing?
And I go, I didn't ask that either.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just don't wanna know.
I just did a back to school night.
The teacher was like rattling a bunch of shit off.
She was like not good at her job.
She asked if there's any questions.
I was just like, I just started to head out the door.
Probably a fan, I wouldn't do that.
Luckily I went with Sam.
So she like asked like, so are they gonna like,
are you gonna test the kids and all this shit?
Cause I think the teacher-
Great question.
Yeah. The teacher was- Great question. Yeah.
The teacher was pretty nerf- nervous, so she didn't give a lot of info.
Nice, Sam.
So the teacher was nerf-ous.
Is that what you're saying?
I don't know if that's what we're talking about.
You're talking about people who aren't offering information.
I'm talking about men, classically, societally trained not to ask questions.
Yeah, that was not at all what we were talking about there.
Don't care.
Blake.
I just wanted to be part of the conversation.
As you know, as a bitch, I don't really identify.
It helps to listen.
You told a story that had no relation
to what we were talking about even a little bit.
And you were like, yeah, and then I
met this teacher who sucked at her job.
Right.
I just want to be a part of this man circle, bro.
Come on. You ever go to Panda Express and they just don't have any orange chicken?
What's with that man thing?
That that's enough to get me freaking pissed off.
I'll jump over the counter on those people.
Yeah. So it yeah, I'd say that it was it that's a common male trait
I and do we not ask questions because we're just are like don't want to seem like we're in the dark or what?
Do you think I would ask all the questions?
Wait, is this one like what when you're like lost and then like you don't want to ask for directions. Is that a man thing?
Yeah, maybe yeah, but I I don't mind asking questions. I'm lost
I'm my Emma Emma's, we'll figure it out.
And she's like doing the map and not just typing it in.
But when are we lost now?
There's no getting lost.
Dude, I'm with you.
I'm so bad.
This is like a fake silly question.
No, no, no, but sometimes you'll answer something in.
No, this is like man stuff, right?
We'll just get lost sometimes. No, that's a, but sometimes you'll enter something in. No, this is like man stuff, right? Like, we'll just get lost sometimes, like.
No, that's a you stuff, Blake.
Blake just gets lost.
Yeah, Blake likes to wing it.
I feel like that's kind of a man thing.
I feel like I'm amongst some men, like, getting lost,
and then we don't ask directions, do we?
Do you have a cricket sound effect?
I had to beat into my wife using maps.
She would never like just enter it in and then hit go and like let it give directions.
She would like zoom around and like sort it out herself to try to find a better route
herself.
I don't know if it's to find a better route or to just work her brain or what.
But she like, yeah, you're going to turn up here.
Oh, that's that's and then and I I'm like can you just hit it go and put
it in the dash and I know you guys have been together for so long that's grounds
for a divorce oh yeah that's what does it that's that to me I would I would cash
in the whole I would blow up my entire life. That's it. You've been close. I've been texting with Chloe about just like finding diseases
and any possibility.
I'm pissed now.
Things just slipping my food.
Emma's got a bunion and I'm like,
maybe those can be fatal, I don't know.
Like what's going on here?
Yeah, possibly.
Damn bunion infection, that'd be crazy.
I don't know if bunions are infections, but I'll figure it out.
What is a bunion? I've actually never had a bunion in my life.
What is a bunion? Is it the same as a corn?
You had a cinnabunion?
Damn, for days, bro.
Yes, points!
Let's just say when things get freaky in the bedroom, I like to have me a, I like to have me a Cinnabonion.
What is, is it the same as a corn?
Do you remember when like they would talk about corns
on like sitcoms all the time?
I'm mainly thinking about Martin, I think.
I think Jamie Foxx did a whole hour about corns.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't remember a lot of corn material
coming from the 90s.
There were a lot of corn jokes.
Corns on feet.
Yeah. Yeah. I think a corn is like just a callus, right?
It's just when somebody has a callus, right?
But a bunion is when your toe, your big toe
starts going like out, like towards your other toes
because of like the shape of your shoes
or if you put a lot of like pressure,
like Emma's a marathoner, so like,
she's got those alligator feet.
Oh, so like a lot of women have it from wearing heels or dance shoes or whatever.
Yes, exactly.
Yes, yes.
Like I think ballerina's feet are just bunion central.
So is that why some guys have like foot fetishes?
Because they're like the perfect foot.
Women normally have such gnarled, disgusting feet that if you find one that doesn't have those things you're like that's a grand prize
somebody help me why do guys have foot fetish I don't know because that's
specifically a guy's like they had a big sister who used to put their fucking
feet in their mouth when they were babies and they're like oh yeah I don't
know I saw like a gnarly video on the internet where like this dude was like when they were babies and they're like, oh, I'm a foot person. Yeah. I don't know.
I saw like a gnarly video on the internet
where like this dude was like stopped at a red light
and he's like filming a truck right by him.
And this dude is just deep throating his girl's foot
at the red light, just like,
and then like-
That's a red light special.
Oh, I think I saw that too.
And that's on this like
750th page right this guy went to the depth. Yeah. Yeah, it's uh, it's towards the back
It's towards the back a little bit. Yeah
No on Pornhub that'd be right towards the front
Yeah, I do kind of like to do that on Pornhub where you just go to the last page first. Oh, wow
Oh, okay. You search from the back you hit it from the back
I like a reach around you can do that you can go to the very last page. I think so
Maybe it's not Pornhub. Maybe it's like I don't know like a chat thing
I don't get out of other sites. This guy's in what do they call the
The cam the cam ones where you just go like the person who's got like one person watching them
Oh god
Very shagadelling
You're like this is an intimate situation
Oh you wanna be the only person watching?
So they're like
No I'm just saying you go you go with cause it's crazy
I don't know if you go on these sites where they're like 30,000 people are watching this girl like saying
What's up funny man 82
It's just me and you in here. How's it going brother? You try to think of Ders's age, dude. He's way older than 82
funny man 78
Yeah born in 82
Yeah, I was thinking the year come on hot hot hot hot, but no the page, I think the back page is uncharted territory.
I agree. I do like that about you, Ders.
Yeah, because you're you're you're looking outside the box.
Yeah, I'm digging in the crates.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
Not everybody likes Taylor Swift.
Some people want to listen to.
There has to be another artist.
Taylor, not so swift.
Yeah, there we go. There had to be another. There had to be someone else. Very sh so swift. There had to be another.
There had to be someone else.
Hey guys guess what?
We're back!
I feel like at the last page
of Pornhub, they're not
even having sex anymore.
It's like looped back around. You know what I mean?
It's just a family eating dinner and everyone's
kind of getting along.
And that is what some people really get off to. It's just a family eating dinner and everyone's kind of getting along right and that is what some people really get off to
It's just a nice family dinner
Just the the ultimate kink is just a nice family dinner where everybody's passing the mashed potatoes ask about your day
Yeah, and it's not sexual when they pass them not at all. It's down to business
Mm-hmm in a non sexual it's downright normal literally just down to business of eating is that what you mean? Yes exactly
Okay, like yeah pass the potatoes put it on the plate right to me up smothered in butter stick it in my mouth
No, I'm sorry so when something goes in your mouth, it's sexual come on, but I'm starting to see is this so is this sexual for you?
usually for me
That's just a man to throw in a water bottle and now if you're listening you wouldn't heard that but if you're one of our
100,000
Announcement everybody
We have reached the pinnacle.
We have officially hit 100,000 subscribers.
We graduated. I thought that was going to be the United Airlines song for a second.
And I was like, we're flying?
And what sucks about the 100,000 subscribers is we barely got there.
We kicked and scrambled over the finish line.
That's not even that good.
You know what I mean?
Our numbers are still wildly low.
It is sad.
And I'm not going to sleep until we hit 10 million.
Yes, no, you are right as as we were like begging begging our
You were begging you know I was posting to my story constantly is oh, yeah
I I want that plaque so bad Blake was posting more about the plaque than when we were on tour
Trying to get people to come out and see us. He was definitely, he was posting more about the plaque than...
Well, he was drunk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
But with that said...
Drunk for three months, yeah.
That same day, Ronaldo, the football player,
he started a YouTube channel,
and in one day he got 50 million subscribers,
and he got the plaque.
So you're telling me that this podcast isn't as important,
important or famous as Ronaldo, the soccer player.
Wait, I can't believe that.
Yeah, that seems weird to me.
And who's even playing soccer?
In my heart of hearts, it's weird to me that TII Nation
isn't larger than some soccer
player with admittedly a very cool name Ronaldo is a very dope name it's really
cool yeah it's a more of a Ronaldinho oh yeah that dude was sick he had the long
hair think it's Ronaldo but it's not wait that's not I thought you were just
putting some stank on Ronaldo's name. No, no Was I think he played for Brazil and he had a long hair
He kind of had a messed up grill to if he had a look. Yeah, it's a look
It was a little critter little critters to the new batch type situation. Yeah, but footwork
Yeah, mad footwork, but Ronaldo is like very hot. He's very hot to me at least.
I think he's a handsome guy.
All right and that's.
I'm gonna let that one dangle there.
Goodbye. Did you guys ever see the.
Yeah we were just kinda talking about how cool his name was
and I was like yeah that'd be fun.
If like you named your kid Ronaldo like you know
people would think maybe you're a big soccer fan.
Like I'm not a big soccer fan
but maybe I might name my next son Ronaldo because it is a dope name Ronaldo McDonald though, who are an Aldino
He's handsome, but you immediately were just like I want to fuck this dude
Yeah, I think that most football players are pretty pretty hot. I think there might be the hottest athletes
Do you concur do you agree? I mean, I don't know.
I'm more of a Greco-Roman wrestling body type for me.
Allegedly!
I feel like the hottest athletes for me
would be female volleyball players.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's an angle.
I don't know.
I mean, sure.
That's a take.
Sure.
I guess if you're a front page a porno guy, by but some of us go to page 759 to find our hot shit.
Okay?
So, yeah.
I mean, I guess I see where you're coming from
in like a kind of normal like 90s way,
but in 2024, I just, it's a whole.
Girls, nice butts, bikinis, yeah.
Like, yeah, they've got it. it girls nice butts bikinis. Yeah, like yeah, right
They've got it. They got it going on in like a super obvious sure
Yeah, that I don't know
That's just kind of what I thought yeah, good. We're like a titillating homosexual way
I think yeah, but Blake likes males like yeah, yeah loose but whole yeah
Yeah, well for Well, for sure.
You know, to each his own.
And we don't. Okay.
Hey, this doesn't leave this podcast, okay?
I think that soccer players,
they seem like the most normal athletes.
Like they're body types.
They're just kind of like lean, way fish,
the way fish boys, which I guess Blake is into.
You know what I mean?
Well, no, I think they're all very, very, very in shape.
Yes.
Yeah, but they're-
But they're not buff.
They're not buff.
They're fit.
They're lean.
The way you say lean is also kind of sexual too though.
Have you noticed that when Dirk says lean?
Yeah, I'm kind of starting to.
He leans into it a little too much.
He leans into the lean.
So you like the soccer players, you like that lean look.
Keep giving it to my ear hole.
I'm just remarking that there's no overt development
of certain muscles.
Like a male gymnast, those arms.
Male gymnast arms.
And like the muscularness of the taint.
Yeah.
Tight, funny butt holes.
They got a lean, lean taint.
Well, what about like a baseball player?
I feel like there's a lot of baseball players
that look more like regular guys than-
No, they have really-
No, baseball players are jacks they have really bad asses.
They have huge asses.
Their asses are so big.
Yeah, their asses are massive.
And they're jacked on like...
You never noticed that?
I mean, some of them,
like the guys that Crush Home runs,
those guys are,
but there's some guys who aren't.
Who do you think looks normal?
And I promise you,
when you stand next to them and they pull their pants down.
So they're a whole nother level.
I'm gonna come.
Yeah, I mean, maybe you're right.
Cause I could see Blake's body being,
if you told me that he was a professional soccer player.
Okay, thank you.
Like a decade, two decades ago.
Like two decades ago. I. You know, like two decades ago.
Wait, what?
I was gonna say OG Blake.
Blake's got muscle on muscle now.
Great ass!
No, I wasn't necessarily talking about the muscle.
I'm just like, just the way his body's looking now.
It's just aging.
Just looks body built by Jaeger-Meister a little bit.
A little bit.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I'm getting some muffin top.
Damn, son.
I'm getting some muffin top. You're right.
Just wait, wait it back out of that so quickly. It's hard. I expected you to put up a fight a little bit.
No, it's hard. When you hit 40, it's hard to take the muffins off. The muffins, they linger.
They linger a little bit. The muffin man.
Well, and I assume soccer's the type that you don't get to play until you're 40. Like Blake would be a true phenom if he played until he was 40.
Yeah, I don't know the retirement age.
Like how old is Ronaldo?
If you told me he was 22 years old, I'd be like, yeah, and he's ready to retire.
Well that's the other thing about soccer is that like you can play at like 14 years old.
Remember Freddie Adu when we were little kids?
Like he was coming up going pro at 14 and it was like,
oh shit, I could be a soccer player right now.
Who was the young stud,
there was a young stud in the Olympics for somebody.
Yeah, this is the dude who used to play on Messi's team.
I think he's on the LA Galaxy.
And he was like 16, huh?
Yeah, he's fucking sick.
So sick, and he was like scoring goals
He wasn't just like riding the bench like put me in coach. He was out there. Yeah, he said yeah
And by the way for sure hot lean on his fuck. Yeah lean
See ya you guys know infinitely more about soccer than I would have given you credit for you don't tune in at all
Not even a little bit. I don't think I've ever watched a
game of soccer. Have you ever been to a game? Besides like my friends at high school when I was
literally just waiting for them to be done so I could smoke weed with them, you know? Yeah,
yeah that's cool. Adam was doing hacky sack and he's like basically the same thing under the
bleachers. Yes, that's exactly right. Come kick this ball, guys. This is pretty cool. You can smoke weed while you do it.
Yeah.
I've been thinking about you.
I want you back in my life.
It's too late for that.
I have a proposal for you.
Come up here and document my project.
All you need to do is record everything
like you always do.
One session, 24 hours.
EPM 110.
120.
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Should we wake her up?
Absolutely not.
What was that?
You didn't figure it out?
I think I need to hear you say it.
That was live audio of a woman's nightmare.
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You're allowed to be doing this?
We passed the review board a year ago.
We're not hurting people.
There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing.
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You're not in LA too much.
You got to go to like an LA FC game or a galaxy game.
FC games are really fun and they smoke a lot of weed in the crowd.
They have like a whole section.
Let's just say we're Angel City
Season ticket holders in my household. Okay get it. Is that right? Hell yeah. What is Angel City? What are these words that you guys are throwing out here? The women's pro soccer Emma got season tickets last year. Oh, okay
I'm a dude and dude they got absolutely trashed now if you were to say
Women soccer players are the sexiest,
I'd be I could like look at that.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But they got used to saying about you think the guys are the sexiest.
Dude, here's what I will say.
We talk about how the guys are lean and like kind of wavy, right?
Because they're just running their asses off.
The pro pro the pro women is a different body type.
They are not lean.
It's a different way.
They are. No, no, no no they're not even waves
They're they're jacked well because women I think can for the most part get wavy
I feel like it's harder for men to be as weight weight. What is waifu?
Wait, oh, what is waifu exactly I feel like you in high school were waifu me. Yeah, what does that mean?
No, lack of muscle definition?
Lack of any muscle definition,
just like a tiny little person.
Who's it harder to get waifu for?
It's harder for men to get waifu.
Thin, waifish.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
Yeah, yeah, but what I'm saying is that-
Wouldn't you think?
Yeah, exactly, but what I'm saying is that
soccer player men are kind of thinner, lean, beautiful, wavy.
Whereas the female soccer players are jacked. They're way more muscular than the male counterparts for their sport.
What's her name? There's someone who's like a, she was like a G for a long time,
and she's one of the co-owners of Angel City,
and I saw her at a game, stood next to her.
She was like six feet, maybe six one,
and Abby Wambach, dude.
Oh, sure, yeah.
She was fucking jacked.
Massive.
I was like standing next to her,
kind of like sizing up.
I think she's known as being a big big girl, right?
She was like a and I guess my point would be my point would be like this is like having a six foot five
220 type dude playing soccer, which you just you don't have because that guy's gonna go play football, right?
See what you're saying. Yeah, you want to take bodies like football, football steals a lot of, and basketball steals a lot of athletes away from soccer.
You know what I mean? Who might be like...
Well I kind of think like, cause our women's soccer absolutely rocks.
They're pretty good.
And our men's soccer is not anywhere near the same caliber. Correct?
Not yet.
No, no. Because the world has just been playing soccer way longer.
So you kind of want to get the season tickets
for the women in LA, because they're probably
a little better, right?
Mm-hmm.
Here's the base.
Oh, yeah, you got stars, dude.
And dude, there's a 16-year-old and a 17- or 18-year-old pair
of sisters who are in high school
that are on this pro team,
which is just more G shit. And you're like sisters. That's crazy. Like what is dinner
like at that household? Like what are mom and dad doing that is setting these girls
up to be just absolute Gs.
My guess is like a lot of carbs at dinner. Yeah, probably. You know, you got a carbo
load. But dude, what is the mental, what is the conversation? Are they just talking about this podcast? You think they don't talk? They don't talk
Probably just they probably just put on TII and it's a mixture of listening to this podcast and not talking for sure
Yeah, and not talking well because they're concentrating on getting enough, you know
Macronutrients to fuel their muscles so they can attack the
field the next day. Adam please quote more YouTube videos you've been watching. What are macronutrients?
What is a macronutrient baby? Give it to me. Oh you guys don't know macronutrients? Is that a Happy Meal?
Wow. Hey that's good. I mean. Yes points!rients, that's the, so the chicken mac nugget?
Is that a mac rib?
How many fitness influencers do you guys follow?
Because it seems like not enough, dude.
Give me those mac rib, brother.
Macronutrients are just the calories, fat, and protein.
And car, carbohydrates.
Wait a minute.
Sorry, one more time?
Would you just say they're what? One more time. What'd you just say there was?
One more time for the people in the back. I believe it's fat, carbohydrates, and protein.
Those are macronutrients. So like the ones that taste really good. No. Well sure. What about
Velveeta shells and cheese? Those sound like all the things I like to eat like bread and
meat
right
Yeah, it's just it's just breaking it down like what you've eaten
Okay, so the macronutrients of anything so it could be up a piece of pizza or it can be of
You lost me you yeah, bro. Yeah. It's science.
I don't even know now.
It's a bagel.
OK.
You guys are so dumb.
I know.
I guess I do you understand what you're saying?
I feel like you're also reading it.
I feel like you're also reading it.
I'm not reading it.
I'm not reading it.
I mean, if I was reading it, I'd give you an actual,
I mean, do you want me to look up the actual definition?
I hope I'm right.
How big is your screen that you're looking at?
That's why I think you're playing,
because you're like looking over here.
I think you were reading it right in front of you earlier.
This dude's got the vision pros on what?
Macronutrients are nutrients that the body needs
in large amounts to provide energy
and maintain its structure and systems.
The three main macronutrients are carbohydrates,
fats and protein.
Okay, so what you're saying is these are the three food groups that you need the most of out of anything?
Food groups, they're the macronutrients. So a food like a fat is like a piece of bread.
Oh, here we go.
Has fat in it.
Okay, it also has carbohydrates.
I'm not saying food groups as in like,
breads, vegetables, meats, or whatever.
I'm saying like food groups in that like,
sugars are not a macronutrient.
I mean, I don't believe so.
Right.
I just know the three main.
Maybe it goes way down in the crates
and it is sugars too.
So Blake, when you're watching a soccer game,
are the players a macronutrient for you?
That's a frickin' lube, baby.
According to the fitness influencers that I follow, those are the three main.
Yes. You know, that's that's OK.
Who do you follow? Jumufuku and I.
Yeah, I follow him.
Dude, I follow a lot.
I don't actually know why to quite a few.
How about do you follow the guy who we had on workaholics
Who you flexed off with who's now having a moment?
We're like it's just videos of him walking like an adonis. Oh, uh, Mike O'Hern. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I I yeah, I do follow him. He works out with Tony Cavallaro like all the time
Oh my god, they're like homies who work who work out together. Well Tony's buff.
I've been working out with him. He's part of the reason I've gotten in great shape this season is I literally am working out with him and he I mean his workouts are infinitely harder than the
workouts that I do and I do hard workouts or so I think. Is he a maniac? Is he a maniac? I yeah.
Absolute psychopath and I'm excited for people to see him in this season of The Righteous
Gemstones because he is absolutely shredded in a way that he's never been before.
Damn.
Does he eat or drink?
Well, he eats.
And by that I mean, like, does he eat, like, normal or does, and does he drink alcohol?
No, he's sober.
He does not drink alcohol.
He's a sober guy.
Oh, so that's cheating.
That's cheating.
Yeah. Thank you, God! Don't count. He's sober. He does not drink alcohol. He's a sober guy. Oh, so that's cheating. That's cheating. Yeah
Don't go that's why I've also gotten in indecent shape this year is because I've basically stopped bringing my how I might drink once a month
Yeah, Wow, dude
News flash holy sucks
I'm not crying underneath the shade. Yeah, we lost one
I'm not crying underneath the shade. We lost one
No, it really sucks. Believe me. I don't want to I don't want to I just my body is falling apart So yeah, you know gone. Yeah, it sucks. I was I was real salty. I think you've got boring person syndrome
Believe me I know and I still have a drink or two if we're at dinner or whatever, but I've got this drink
I've got stiff drink syndrome. Yes
Can't stop stop should stop should probably stop
So wait, uh shit, I forgot what the fuck I was gonna say damn it
It was about the drink thing about bodies people when you do have one or two drinks does it just really?
It was about the drink thing. About bodies people drinking.
When you do have one or two drinks, does it just,
it really fucks you up?
No, I'm done talking about soccer players for now.
Yes, it can.
Like, yeah, it'll make my spasms more spasmy,
which then causes my muscles to tighten more
and then my next week to be shittier.
So, yeah.
So I really pick my spots,
but that's also why I have a vague outline of abs now
Which is hello?
Thing is you're gonna have an autoimmune disease you want to have like a vague outline of abs where yeah
No, I could see him hell. Yeah, but I do have a little bit of the fat guy hang
Have you seen Adam's body? He's dying. Yeah, he's I think he might be dying. That's hot.
It's so hot.
So hot right now.
I have the fact I droop a little bit, though,
because I because I basically I lost like 25 pounds.
So that's I don't know.
I've never had that big of a swing before.
And it's it's it's hanging a little bit.
Oh, OK.
Are we talking about just like loose skin, loose but whole
a little a little bit.
It's not too crazy.
It's not like I lost like 80 pounds or whatever, it's just enough to go like hey you're 40 now
I'm not gonna snap too as quick. I saw the kid from not Zack and Cody one of
those shows who like grew up and he got hot he was fat on like a Nickelodeon
show. Oh yeah. Drake and Josh. Drake and Josh. Drake and Josh. Drake and Josh. Drake and Josh.
Drake and Josh.
Drake and Josh.
How he lost all the weight,
but he's still got kind of like a skin situation,
which seems like a real bummer.
Yeah, that'd be a real bummer.
This isn't that, you know.
Isn't it though?
It's the beginning of that.
I feel like if I was 20 pounds heavier
and I lost like 45 or 50 pounds then yeah
But can't you get all that shit like I think you can just do vitamin E or something like that and it like helps your skin
Okay, throw some vitamin E on it. What does that do? I think it I think it's vitamin E that like helps your skin snap back
Holy shit. Yeah, this is important. Well now that it's too much skin
It's not a bit too much skin. Yeah that it has to be a surgery if it's too much at. Not if it's too much skin. It has to be a surgery if it's too much skin.
At a certain point, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do they do that?
Do they like pull your skin back on your back and then like staple it and then like snip off the excess or something?
What is that surgery even like?
Are you asking us?
How do you think we would know how that surgery is?
I think that's what it is. I imagine you went down if you were having some droopy skin
Maybe you clicked a YouTube or you follow us a skin doctor. I bet they don't pull it to the side
I bet they pull it down and then they do like a
Scar like at your belly below your pant line. So like you can yeah
I'm assuming around without like a scar on your sides
I love it and then your nipples end up like midway oh your nipples are way down by your belly button
that's what you don't want yeah and your belly button they got to make you like a new belly button
I'm guessing it's a Jackson Pollock painting is your chest after after they're done with you
that's cool is it Jackson Pollock or is it Dalí?
Dalí is who I was thinking of.
You're right, Drupi.
Got it.
Yeah, I was like, it's flattered paint.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which by the way, I just, I don't know where,
I saw a photo of Salvador Dalí.
He was like alive not that long ago.
I know, it's crazy.
I thought he was like a super old timey like.
Same.
No.
Michelangelo and Salvador Dali were kicking it
during the Renaissance doing their paintings.
Yeah, I also found it very confusing
that he was alive very recently.
I thought he was kind of like.
Was he successful, Salvador Dali, in his time?
Was he famous? I think so. I think he didn't like even his paintings like he wasn't popular right after I mean like the
Melting clocks that's how it usually works for artists
It's like they die of course after they're dead their work catches on and they become super famous
But yes, I think Salvador. Yeah, I died in 89. Yeah
That's what that's what I'm banking on for me, too. Yeah, don't tell me don't tell me that's what workaholics
It's really gonna take off. That's when they're gonna find it when Ders kicks the bucket
See ya. Let's kill Kyle real quick. Wait, what?
Yeah, didn't like Salvador Daliali and Warhol kick it together?
I wanna say they were right.
I mean, he died in 89.
Adam, you're right, that is crazy.
He could've been on talk shows we watched as kids.
Oh yeah, that was something I saw,
that it was like Salvador Dali could've watched Predator 1,
the movie, it's crazy to think that.
Those two things existed at the same time.
I gotta get on your algorithm
I'm on the wrong
Algorithm that's at the macro nutrients exactly that's why I'll be right. Yes, like the dude is drawing
Yeah, he could have seen adventures in babysitting dude. Yeah, that's fucking crazy
Holds up just watched it a week ago holds up really you just watch adventures in babysitting one week ago
This is showing the kids adventures in Babysitting? This is the way. Yeah, this is what you do.
Because movies used to be fucking awesome and they're not that awesome anymore. Yeah,
that's cool. And do your children like, did they like that? Loved Adventures in Babysitting.
Really? I'm having trouble remembering. All I remember is they think the mechanic is Thor.
I remember that.
But what else the fuck is that movie about?
I'm blanking on his name now, but the guy who plays Thor,
it's Kingpin from the Daredevil series recently,
and from Full Metal Jacket, and...
Not NCIA, he's on Law and Order or whatever.
It's like, starts with a D, doesn't it? Or a little...
Yeah, it does. There we go. What is it? Todd's got it.
D'Covnay? No.
That's so close. That's so close. Avengers and Babysitting.
Oh, dude, I bet some people want to kick their...
Vincent D'Onofrio.
D'Onofrio.
Oh!
And he's one of our best.
Which is insane. He is one of our best.
Yes.
But like blonde hair, maybe a probably a wig.
I don't know. But like that's felt lean, lean in this movie.
Yeah. Soccer player was mean in this movie.
Is that what you're saying?
I think he's a young man.
I guess if he was playing for.
Yeah. Remember, they like go to the mechanic and like the one kid
thinks he's Thor and then he's like, I'm not Thor.
So wait. So Vincent D'Onofrio was the Thor character in the movie. Yes
Wow, that's crazy
That's wild. I mean this guy he's got such a mean looking face does not yeah
Yeah, yes, like he does is there even a possibility. He's a nice guy. He'd be the first to say
I think with a face like that,
you either have to be super nice or,
yeah, you just lean into it.
But then you're super nice to the point
that people are kind of scared that you're keeping,
there's trap doors in your closet and shit.
You know what I mean?
Yuzur. Yeah.
He looks like a guy who doesn't suffer fools,
who you gotta just keep up with,
or he's got no time for you.
God, that was really, yeah, Shakespeare.
That's a good way to call someone an asshole
without, and kinda giving them a compliment.
Well, he doesn't suffer fools.
He doesn't suffer fools.
My mother-in-law, she doesn't suffer fools, so.
That's, let's just put it that way.
Let's just leave it right there, okay?
There's just a subtitle, well Well my mother. I don't like her
No, I want to say that I watched an interview with him
That made me really like him. Okay. I don't know what the fuck it was and this was years ago
But you know a lot of actors who've been around forever that aren't in the spotlight,
who you don't get to see doing interviews constantly, right? Like, I got enough interviews
of Glenn Powell in the last two years that I need for a lifetime. Vincent D'Onofrio, been working
for 30, 40 years, have seen two interviews with him. And I think I really liked this one.
Yeah. He gives good interview.
No offense, Glenn Powell, but we're good
That's cool. We need to find that interview. I wonder what it was. We got it
It was probably when he was doing daredevil or something
Yeah, I think it was pretty big push which is by the way one of the greatest performances
I've ever seen is him and daredevil him as kingpin. Yeah, really
Okay, what are you guys talking about? What is kingpin? You never saw that season one of daredevil Marvel show on Netflix
Yeah, he plays kingpin. Who's like the bad guy and do the fucking
Elevates the show in a way where you're like, oh, this isn't just like corny cheesy
Elevates the show in a way where you're like, oh this isn't just like corny cheesy
Comic book shit. This is awesome. Yeah, and it for sure is bad besides
That character right cuz no no no no no no this isn't the Ben Affleck one This isn't the Ben Affleck. Okay, then Affleck played Daredevil in a movie and that one was kind of this is a Netflix series
10 episodes because I've never even heard of this show. This is like a popular television show, Daredevil. It's a character. It's a Marvel character, Daredevil. I think you would actually
really like the show, Adam. It's right up your alley. Really? Yeah, it's pretty cool. It has like
a super dope, like no cut fight scene in this hallway where he's just like, unbelievable. Yeah,
it's like some of the sickest fight choreography In television history goes on for like six minutes. Yeah, and are there
Now is but in the middle of the movie or show rather is there like five three to five
Dudes and cowboy hats and cowboy boots doing the one he comes to three to the four to the five
Everybody get up on the dance floor.
You know that TikTok dance?
Adam, I assume you can watch it with your phone out
if you need to.
Okay.
Yeah, because if there's not dudes dancing,
doing TikTok dances, I'm kind of checking out.
Okay.
So if there is, then I'm sure I'd be really interested.
Yeah, no, watch while you're on your phone.
It hits the same.
It's really dope.
Every time you look up, you'll see something cool.
I've been thinking about you.
I want you back in my life.
It's too late for that.
I have a proposal for you.
Come up here and document my project.
All you need to do is record everything like you always do.
One session.
24 hours.
EPM 110, 120.
She's terrified.
Should we wake her up?
Absolutely not.
What was that?
You didn't figure it out?
I think I need to hear you say it.
That was live audio of a woman's nightmare.
This machine is approved and everything?
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We passed the review board a year ago.
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Back to Adventures in Babysitting real quick.
We watched it on one of the apps and they've dubbed over the like people saying the homosexual derogatory
term starting with an F. They've dubbed over that. You can see the mouth be like, but they're
saying like sissy or something or like, dude, you're being a square or something.
What app did you watch it on?
Because what is it rated? It was rated like PG and then they say the F word. Yeah. Yeah, a bunch. They say they
like in one moment they say it like four times. Whoa. Did you watch it on Disney
Plus or what'd you watch it on? I think it was either HBO Max or Disney Plus but
don't worry I like said it for my kids. Yeah. Well, I, you know what he's actually used to say.
Otherwise they're not gonna get some movie.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Absolutely.
Cause I know that Disney plus like goes back in
and edits a lot of their stuff,
but I didn't know that HBO would do it.
And they do disclaimers.
They do disclaimers.
Like if you watch, we've talked about this,
I think it's Twist Fam or Robinson.
They're like, so they had real dogs fighting tigers just a heads up
Hey, they depict Asian people as pirates
heads up
Yeah
There if you watch a part which I thought was cool as a kid. I was like I didn't know there were Asian pirates
I just thought it was a bunch of white guys out there. And I was like, no, it's everybody.
It's every, it's black, white, polka dot.
It's a whole nine yards.
Hello!
You know, like.
There's pirates everywhere.
Old guys can't say any more racist than black, white.
They go straight to polka dot
before being like indigenous, Asian, Latin Latin American they're just like fucking strides
Color brown doesn't even exist in their vocabulary black white
Doing a service to I don't care if you're black or white okay cool or
fucking neon green well no one is that no one is
answer and you're like are you not saying brown and it's by the way it's
like and then what other colors are I think maybe they do care if they do care
allowed they do like they're black or white or-
Did you hear what I said?
Right.
Grandpa, what about brown?
You heard my list, right?
You heard my list.
But then ironically, there's definitely like-
Black.
Neon green.
White or neon green.
There's a couple of colors that you shouldn't say also
anymore, which is interesting.
I don't know. Hey, it's is interesting. I don't know.
Hey, it's all fascinating.
I don't know the rules anymore.
This is fascinating.
This is fascinating.
Any take backs?
Wait, hold on.
They love adventures in babysitting.
They love.
Can we get a rough plot summary, please?
What is the damn plot of, yeah.
The plot is a girl who doesn't want to babysit anymore.
She thinks she's too old to babysit.
She wants to be a grownup now.
She's dating.
How old are we talking? Too old to babysit.
I think she's 19.
She might be in college.
Okay.
Maybe she's a senior.
She's either a senior in high school or a freshman in college,
something like that.
And she's got a boyfriend played by Bradley Whitford.
Whitford, Whitford, Whitford, who crushes as always.
Wilford Brimley.
Wilford Brimley.
Because does he play a dickhead?
Always, yes.
So good.
Yeah, he plays such a good dickhead.
80s dickhead, like hats off.
Thank you, God!
And I forget who told me, he's actually a great guy.
Someone told me that he's fantastic.
I worked with him and he's awesome.
And he was a fan of workaholics.
He watched it with his kids.
Oh, great.
I love you guys.
Yeah.
And he's from Madison.
He spoke at my wife's graduation.
Oh, hell yeah.
I love that.
Hey, and that's a great example of someone
that looks like they would probably be a total prick,
ends up being a pretty great guy.
Yeah.
And by the way, so Adventures in Babysitting
plays an asshole. Revenge of the Nerds 2 reinvents what we know as an asshole as like a nice guy soft
asshole, like behind your back asshole. A real pivot, a real turn in asshole in cinema. And then
of course, not happy Gilmore. What's the other one?
Billy Madison.
Billy Madison.
Billy Madison.
Billy Madison.
Yes.
Classic.
And so she wants to be a grownup.
She takes the job babysitting,
but then her friend calls who runs away
and is stuck at the like train station or some shit.
And she's like, okay kids,
we got to go into the city from the burbs
and go get my friend,ilarity and Suze.
Okay.
But why does her friend need saving?
Yeah.
Oh, she got cold feet.
She doesn't want to run away.
She got scared to run away.
She got cold feet.
Who is also played by Penelope and Miller.
Is that who it is?
And she slays.
She steals the show.
There's a lot of funny things.
My kids' biggest funny takeaway,
and this is so me of a thing,
you guys will be like, yeah, okay,
your kids are gonna be monsters.
When you are done watching a movie,
do you have like a little questionnaire for the children?
Like what if you're big funny takeaway?
No, no, but I guess I just ask if they liked it.
You know what I mean?
Or if you can tell, whatever.
But so there's a part where she's on the phone calling,
saying like, I need to be safe.
Like you gotta come get me.
There's this person, that person, they're freaking me out.
There's a guy who's just like standing there
with a jacket on and he opens it
and just pulls out a gun and goes,
and points at the gun and is like,
ha ha ha ha ha ha.
And my kids laughed so hard at that.
And now it's their favorite thing to do
is to like pretend to pull out a gun and go.
And it just was, it's such a weird, weird,
like break the fourth wall, not real thing
that happens in the movie.
That's so funny.
That she's like, I don't want to be here.
There's like a crazy homeless guy.
And then just a dude who's showing a gun and laughing.
And your kids loved it.
They loved it.
They thought it was the funniest thing ever.
And it is why we need to tune in to adventures and babysitting.
And this, this is why this podcast is so important is we really is.
We bring up movies from damn near 40 years ago yeah they still
didn't tell and tell the world that they need to see them it's important
absolutely but what's cool what's cool about baby adventures of babysitting is
that like obviously there's I don't know there's fewer movies back then but like
there were iconic moments and the scene on I don't fucking know the name of the
building but the diamond-shaped roof building in Chicago,
icon of the skyline, where the little Thor girl
goes out on it, and the dude goes out after her
to get the Playboy or whatever,
because they're on the run,
because they steal this Playboy
that's got some thing like this.
But that's iconic.
I don't remember any of this.
They steal a Playboy?
This is edgy stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
The pervert best friend steals a Playboy
and apparently there's some notes by a mafia
written in the Playboy that they need back.
Oh, that's dope.
That's dope.
Damn.
And then there's a girl in the Playboy
that looks exactly like the babysitter.
What is this rated?
Because there's Playboys, they're saying the F word.
Yeah. There's the F word. There'sboys, they're saying the F word. Yeah, there's the F word.
There's guns that they're just flashing for Joe.
It was written, I think it was PG.
What the hell?
And there's great lines where she's like,
don't fuck with the babysitter.
That I think they also said don't mess with the babysitter.
What the hell?
PG-13.
Oh, PG-13.
PG-13, you're allowed one F word. You're allowed one F word in PG-13.
But they've removed the F word so now maybe it is PG. Not that F word but the F-E-C-K word. You're allowed one of those in PG-13.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could say fuck on the show dude. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You can just say that. You're not gonna get cancelled if you say fuck.
I'm actually trying not to say it anymore. Oh you gave up drinking. I don't say the F word anymore.
So please. Yeah. That F word. The F-U-C-K. I wouldn't say I gave up drinking. It was taken from me, but yeah. Right.
That's your Liam Neeson movie. Yeah. Taken. it was when the doctor gave me the diagnosis
Alcoholism was taken very special say that I have a very special Adam has a very
Adam can slug it
Here that's
Baby yes
All right, we got any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams?
Hmm.
I'll give a freaking big, we covered it a little bit,
but I would love to give a big shout out to all of TII Nation
that showed up to YouTube and smushed that subscribe button.
We made it.
Yeah, we're hoping to have that plaque hanging up
somewhere in somebody's room.
We'll see.
I wonder if YouTube is just kind of waiting in the wings not sending that black out
right away because they're like they're gonna lose some followers because yeah
it's possible yeah because it's been a couple weeks now and we don't have a
plaque yeah well we dropped a few best ofs and I feel like people unsubscribe just to spite us
and if you did that, we see you and we will find you.
Dude, we understand.
I get it, we don't like to put out best ofs
but sometimes life gets in the way, you know?
Life gets in the way sometimes.
That's a good way to put it, Adam.
That's life.
Todd, you're here. People are begging, people are clawing, people are screaming for us to upload YouTube the day the podcast drops.
Can we get an answer as to why we can't do that?
That's why people say we don't have more subscribers is because we don't drop it the same day.
We drop it like a couple days later. Right. And I don't drop it the same day. We drop it a couple days later.
And I don't like to victim blame.
I don't like to victim blame.
And it might be on us.
Maybe we would then have to stockpile more episodes, which the fans don't.
They come to us because of our topical takes.
Our hot topical takes.
Like how great Adventures in Babysitting is. Yes, which is huge.
I saw some podcasts that do YouTube,
they're starting to do live YouTube recordings.
So you do the pod, but you can actually watch
what you're about to listen to next week live,
but then maybe your numbers drop off on the podcast
because you're tuning in.
And do people pay extra for that?
Is that like a Patreon situation?
Not that I know of.
I think it's just like, subscribe to know
when it's happening.
Because if you're not there, then you miss it.
Well, then I think the cat would be out of the bag
with how much editing is done to make us sound
slightly less retarded.
And we gotta keep that, you know me,
I like to keep cats in bags.
Just the tiniest.
Real man of genius.
Like, cause everyone's thinking like,
wow, they do, they already sound really fucking dumb.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, very dumb.
And just, then I think if we were to do it live,
they'd be like, oh, holy shit, yikes.
Embarrassing.
One second here, as I say this, Adam, as you say the cat's out of the bag and I say, you know me, I like to keep a cat in a bag.
You do. You love keeping cats in bags.
What is this saying that the cat is out of the bag?
When would we put in cats in bags?
I'll tell you right now. I know what it is. Do you want to guess? Because I have the real answer.
How do you have the real answer?
Do you mind if me and Adam sign off?
Yeah, please.
I think there was a type of whip called the cat nine tails.
OK, so you think or you say you know?
I also picked up on this little macro nutrition.
I think I know exactly what it is.
You're Lollygagging.
You don't know what.
On a ship or something like that.
And is LolliGagging the Word of the Week, Adam?
It is! Damn!
Oh, he got him!
We're back!
Word of the Day, and uh, you know that I know LolliGagging though.
That's why I thought maybe I could throw it in.
But I forgot at the beginning and I did throw it
Try to squeeze it in that's what you get. Yeah kind of your tell
Kind of your tell lately is that you just it's the last thing you say
Kind of works in the sentence, but also kind of a reach. Yeah, it's sort of a buzzer beater
So it's kind of a reach. Yeah, it's sort of a buzzer beater word.
Yeah.
That's exactly what you're all about.
Yeah, exact big slam.
Tell me the cat of Ninetales, then you dork.
Yeah, so no, it was about letting the cat out of the bag,
the cat of Ninetales, so that's what it is.
That's the official answer.
But was that even kept in the bag?
Yes, of course you keep your cat in the Ninetales,
and what, you just keep it on the deck of the ship?
I keep mine on my hip. Well, no, cat and I think they were pretty head let him know
I think cat and cat out nine tails were pretty heavy. I gotta look them up. I'll check it. Okay any takebacks apologies any
epic-slam
Okay. Well here Isaac has the phrase it originates from livestock fraud and markets where animals were sold in sacks usually piglets
There's no way Isaac that sounds like fan fiction
Yeah punk rock getting radical. Yeah, I feel like Isaac put this into you know
Chat GPT and it just computer. Yeah, it just said some bullshit. Sometimes it swap a pig for a cat
Yeah, oh when the customer
looked away I know way or would you swap a cat for the pig hmm what's more
expensive a pig or a cat a pig I disagree there's way more meat on a pig
hmm yeah yeah I like my cats like I like my soccer players lean any take backs
Any epic slams
I'm very happy and excited that we're back. It's good to be back here with TII nation
and very sorry about the
But the two weeks of best ofs. I hope some of you enjoyed them because to be perfectly honest, I do enjoy a best up. Yeah, they're pretty funny
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I listen back to a best of I'm like that's that's fun. Oh, it's the best. Yeah, it's all hit
You know, they got the best of five apps. It's hitting. It's a good app
And also this best of a best of is a hundred and fifty episodes ago, you know
That's crazy man
The fact that any of our fans can remember what happened
150 episodes ago. Yeah, I thought they were way more damaged
That's crazy a good way to think of the best of is like a back page porn hub compilation
You stumble from where you're like, it's all the hits that shit's in all
You're absolutely there's compilations back there. I did not compilation that you're mispronouncing
Compilations all right nothing like going out on a whimper and that's another Is, is, is, important.
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