This Is Important - Ep 215: Adam Gets A Lil Yachty
Episode Date: September 10, 2024Today, this is what's important: Mimosas, fun names, Workaholics set antics, the Bible, yacht life, best candy flavors, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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And do you remember when he'd be like,
does anyone want a granola bar?
And he'd just be holding his erect penis in his hand?
Babe, I gotta get the comedy out.
Why did we have so many Bibles in the workaholics writer's room?
Here we go. Start your engines.
Dude, I just I just ran downstairs to get some deodorant. He's getting right into it. He's getting right into it.
Because my armpits were just real juicy
and they've been juicy all day long, dude.
Toasty!
And then I ran downstairs and then Chloe was mad at me
because she can't find her phone.
Classic.
I hate that.
Drives me insane.
So that's the predicament I'm in.
This is men, this is women, this is husbands,
this is wives. This is, and I'm getting getting right into it dude, because I think this is this is the difference between men and women
Fucking disaster my guy. I love it. Yeah, so that's what I'm dealing with in my life
Yeah, she's very very upset and then also I guess up. I guess I woke up our child
Earlier I guess before I came up to to do the podcast,
I guess I woke him up because I said mimosas too loudly.
I'm pissed now.
And she was like, well, you're saying mimosas.
You just said mimosas so loudly.
Is that a trigger for the baby?
I don't know if it's.
Yeah, because that's what Chloe's titty milk tastes like.
OK.
All right. Another mimosas. Champagne and orange juice, baby. Yeah, cuz that's that's what Chloe's a titty milk taste like okay
Champagne and orange juice, baby. That's cool. I don't know if that was the trigger I think it was just I said it really loud
I was doing some kind of bit and then she held on to that word and I don't even really remember saying mimosas
But she was like then you had to like sing mimosas like I was sing song in mimosas I don't know what I was saying. I like to think this turned into like a huge
screaming match where it was like you were saying mimosas. Yeah right. Well it was it but it was
like it was like a serious conversation it wasn't her being funny it was like I can't find my phone
do you have my phone? I'm like why would I have your phone upstairs? I wouldn't just get, I don't need your phone.
And she's like, well, I can't find it.
And I'm like, I'm sorry.
And then she's like, and then just, you scream at me
because you woke up Bo.
And I'm like, how did I wake up Bo?
And she goes, cause you were screaming mimosas.
And I'm like, oh, I was screaming mimosas.
Oh, so she had had too many mimosas
and couldn't find her phone.
No, well, she, there's no mimosas or R. find no what she there's no mimosas are being had down there
It's just this is a very sober day. So why are you saying my most I don't know. Yeah, what is going on?
When did you say my most I think I was I mean from what I gather
I think I was doing a bit about my parents visiting
About my family visiting for Thanksgiving and my mom and sister. What do you mean doing a bit? Just like two?
Two Chloe. We were planning, I think what it was is we were planning Thanksgiving.
Oh, okay.
And around the corner.
So you're doing bits off the pod now?
Yeah, I've got to always do it.
Save them!
I know, I know I have to save them for the pod.
I know, we run out of bits, I get it.
We got to save them.
It's a bagel.
Yeah, stockpile bits for the lolz., so we'll give us can we hear the bit?
What's the what I don't really remember the bit all I remember is I was talking about Thanksgiving and then somehow
It was like my mom or sister said I'm gonna need a mimosa
Which is what my sister say shit like that all the time. They're always just like loudly saying they're alcoholics.
Hang on, Adam.
I think you just woke up my kid.
You just woke up my kid.
Oh, shit.
Stop saying mimosa, dude.
It's a trigger word.
I'm so sorry.
Where's my fucking phone?
Well, you know what?
I said it so loud right then.
I know Chloe's gonna be like,
so now you're making fun of me on the pod
while singing mimosas?
You're an asshole.
No. Fuck it.
Dude, yeah.
That's one of those days, dude.
Hey, you know what?
Here's what I know.
Men need a place to just vent, okay?
Yeah, I agree.
This podcast, it's my man cave, honey.
I agree.
Okey dokey.
Do you, I mean, there has to be a podcast out there
called The Man Cave.
We're just a group of guys in the man cave.
At least 40. Yeah, for sure. There's 40 podcasts called The Man Cave, yeah. Well, there's guys in the man cave. At least 40.
Yeah, for sure.
There's 40 podcasts called the man cave.
Well, there's two bears, one cave.
Oh, that's true.
Nah, but that's clever.
That's clever.
That's clever, yeah.
But not straight man cave.
There's definitely something out there
called straight man cave.
Straight.
Which I'm not a huge fan of.
I would prefer it to not be so, you know.
That's been established.
We know, we know. You don't have to even been established. We know we know you're not even.
Yeah, we know. We know where you stand.
Well, I just don't think you have to stamp everything straight or,
you know, the gay.
Well, you were going to say the other you're kind of embarrassed to say gay.
What do I don't know where you stand, Blake?
I don't know. Yeah, I think you're confused.
Cognac is very close to Saying the rest of all that other bullshit
Like you're gay straight polka dot neon green I don't know
All the other things there's so much I just don't want to poke a dot listen, I don't care what about brown
Well gay straight Brown doesn't really roll off the tongue.
Gay Straight Brown?
No, not at all.
By the way, that's a cool name for somebody.
Hey, good to meet you. What's your name? Gay Straight Brown.
How are you?
Nice to meet you.
What were we talking about? I think we were talking about this off-pod.
As we do.
And we apologize.
The name that sounded familiar, Les, played Lesmore?
Lesmore?
Lesmore.
Lesmore.
Just Lesmore, yeah.
Yeah, and how that would be a great stage name.
Or just a kid's name.
What a great, yeah, a great comedian name.
But not a current comedian.
This would have to be an old school vaudevillian.
But that's what's cool about it is if you do it now,
it's a real throwback.
But I mean, Rip Torn had the best name.
Well, I know a very funny comedian
who is now a writer, a very successful writer, I believe.
Okay. Named Hugh Moore.
Oh, wow. Okay, that's pretty cool.
Yeah. Friendship.
I was gonna say there was a wrestler named Hugh Morris.
And maybe he needs to knock on Hugh Moore's door.
Oh my. That might be a Hugh Marsh.
Yeah, that's funny. I like that. That's clever.
What's a bad one? I mean, I think people can remember on the episode of Wargaholics
where we were doing the prank phone calls with the names
and it was like Barry McCaulkin,
but then we started making up ones that weren't names,
but were us just saying lewd things like,
your pussy stinks.
Your pussy stinks.
I'm still gonna send it.
Yeah.
It's like, you know the first name, Yerpa?
Yerpa's not a name, but...
Yerpa.
Your instincts isn't really...
I think I changed my parking
pass, like
whatever. Would they put it in your
parking spot to make sure no one parks there?
It said Yerpa.
What a great feeling that was. Was that a good
feeling for you guys when we got our own parking spots?
Yeah, that was huge.
That was a real big day.
That was a real big day.
I remember being very excited.
I'm not gonna lie, it wasn't my first parking spot, guys.
What the hell?
Whoa.
I feel betrayed.
Pizza, pizza.
So here's one of the perks of being an office PA Is that you have to have a parking spot because you're kind of coming and going and bringing groceries or lunch or whatever
So like mm-hmm people above you don't get to park right there at the office. They've got a shredder from the fucking
Wherever the parking lot and stuff, but when you're getting groceries, you can park right there.
But you're bringing in all the Sunny D
that the Bones writing stuff.
Ice cream sandwich is.
Dude, I got so busted by the writers
for bringing in trash food.
They'd be like, don't bring this in here.
And I'd be like, you don't want it.
Well, because you were buying it for yourself,
you're like.
Yeah, half, I'm buying nutritious yogurts and stuff,
but then I'm like, don't people want some Slim Jims? And they're like, don't people want some slim Jim's and they're like don't bring this in here
No, not gonna eat this. Oh that sucks. That's
Yeah, you cuz you had just a 20 year old palette. You're like, yeah, I bet they're gonna want some nerd ropes
Yeah, what were our go-to snacks in the workaholics writers room? I know is a lot of string cheese
I remember just Kevin Etten eating lots of just spoonfuls of peanut butter.
So that was kind of...
But he's disgusting. I feel like he would like eat it with his toenail clippings.
He was like...
Right. He'd cut his fingernails to get a scooper.
Kevin is our show runner on Workaholics.
The smart man that Comedy Central made us hire. They're like you need a smart person in the room
Yes, listen we we we like you guys you're funny
You need a smart man in the room and they were right and thank God we had Kevin right yeah
he also was foul and
I believe
Would eat it like just with his finger and shit just just peanut butter just sitting at the table. Yeah
It was also notorious for not closing bags before putting them back
Which just drove me absolutely crazy peanut butter smeared everywhere. Yeah, and you're like, I don't know
And then remember when you used to finger his asshole while pitching bits you guys remember that
Allegedly and every time every time you would say I thought it was the peanut butter. Give me a break
That's right, I remember that oh yeah, I think I remember something like that
Remember when he'd be like,
does anyone want a granola bar?
And he would just be holding his erect penis in his hand.
Yeah.
I'm still gonna send it.
Dude, I, allegedly I think I remember that.
Yeah.
Or no, sorry, it was a kudos.
It was a, he'd say, does anyone want a kudos?
Allegedly!
Kudos to you, good sir.
That was crazy, but you know, however,
however you get the comedy out was crazy, but you know however
You get the comedy out man. This is what I need done I gotta get the comedy out babe. I gotta get the comedy out
And you guys remember when he would say anybody wants some gushers, and he would just
Be squeezing his nutsack super hard yep
Between two Bibles.
Allegedly!
Do you guys remember that?
That I don't remember that.
The Bible part threw me,
but everything else I remember.
Yeah, I don't remember that.
Yeah, it's kind of ringing a bell.
Yeah, but that I don't remember those details.
You gotta imagine my dismay, right?
As I see that it's actually two Bibles
that his nutsack is being screwed.
I don't remember the Bible part.
But also, why did we have so many Bibles
in the Workaholics writer's room?
That's kinda, that seems a little weird.
Right, why?
Props.
Why is that weird to you?
It was from the prop room.
Hey look, I don't care if you're a Christian, Jewish,
black, white, polka dot, neon green, it it doesn't matter I'm just saying it's weird we had
Bibles in the writers room that's odd to me to me that's weird to you yeah to you
allegedly when's the last time you opened a Bible huh it's been a while
actually it hasn't been a while I just did really a day on yeah come on
the righteous gemstones actually just maybe four days ago or something and Actually, it hasn't been a while. I just did it the other day on the Righteous Jumstones,
actually just maybe four days ago or something.
And then he went to set.
Do they keep real Bibles on set?
Do they keep real Bibles on set?
Or you're just in a church filming
and they're laying around and you're like,
huh, maybe I'll open and read some scripture.
No, I was holding one.
I was giving a sermon and it ended.
And I say, now open to Ezekiel 13, 12 or whatever,
I just made something up and then I crack it open
and they're supposed to call cut,
but sometimes they don't call cut right away.
So I would just start reading and dude,
when I say I don't know how to read,
I don't know how to read.
These words in the Bible, I'm like, I was butchering them.
They use big words.
I'm like, what other language is this?
And it was English.
Is there an example of any word that like really tripped you
up where you're just like...
Well, it's Job.
It is Job.
It's not Job.
It's Job.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
It's not Job.
A lot of people laughed at that.
I was on a Job interview, but I don't know.
That's kind of crazy.
That's kind of crazy.
Yes, points. That's crazy. So you fucked that yeah, I fucked that one up and then but and then just every everyone was you know
It was this crazy name and this crazy name, and then it was always just like and then Peter yeah
Yeah, you say possums. Oh possums. I don't it's science. It's all does anyone say for Psalms. No, no, you're going to hell
No, but no one says job. Oh, yeah. Yeah, just cuz I'm stupid. Yeah
Yeah, how come Peter has such a norm core name well, I guess there was John as well
Yeah, there's like a lot of very normal names and then there's just the craziest name that a can either
Yeah, and you're like, well that doesn't need
You know epic aminezer from the Bible?
Gargamel was up in there.
Gargamel, Ebukkinezer.
Lord Sauron.
Sauron, Peter, John.
Of course, Jesus, Judas, who else, who else?
Hugh Moore.
Was the name John and Peter popular back then,
that was my question, because I know they're popular now.
Who cares?
Yeah, if that was like a name that they're like, you know.
Okay, moving on.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding with you.
I just wonder if like Ebenezer was the big name.
Do you think that was the first time
John dropped on the scene and they were like,
oh shit, I never heard that before.
Hey, that's why I'm here.
I ask these big questions, okay? I like that. John and they were like, oh shit. I never heard that before. Hey, that's why I'm here
I asked these big questions. Okay, I like that John was the like
Shaquille or something just like a mom just had a fun way about her and decided that she's going to
Give her son a brand new name. That's never existed before and then she went with John
Who I mean it has to be like how this shit starts right just like really creative moms right? I mean, I think so
How did how did names start? That's crazy. That's a
You know Kyle would be losing his mind right now. Oh, he would be jerking off about this dude
Oh my god, Kyle would jump on here be like I don't even think we need names and we go, okay
Okay. Yeah, you don't think they're helpful at all. What's the reasoning? I don't know man. I don't know labels name
I just don't think we do man. I don't know
Okay, names are the original misinformation, dude
Okay, all you need to do is make eye contact really hard
You never have to call persons name out
They'll know who you're talking to and that's just Kyle on set just no not knowing anyone's name
And that's coming from a do across eyes
We miss Kyle we do miss Kyle. We do. I hope he's doing well. Haven't talked to him in a while.
May his belly be full of children.
Yeah, no, I haven't talked to them in a minute either.
He he is all up in New Jersey shooting the big movie.
Excited for him.
I don't think they're shooting quite yet, but they're getting there.
Yeah, they're getting happy.
Go more to happy. Go more to. Yes.
See it. I'm in Australia, I'm in the middle of fucking
the ocean out here, right?
But people are working out here.
Oh, holy shit.
Saw your boy Mark Wahlberg in the lobby the other day.
My boy. Okay.
Close.
I'm getting up pretty early,
I'm going to work out at like 5.30, six in the morning.
And I'm like, you know, I'm looking like this.
I get out of the elevator to go to the gym and then the other elevator
next to me opens up like and I just kind of turn to see like
who's there to say like, good day.
It's fucking Eric Andre, who's out here doing a movie for a few weeks too.
And I'm like,
it looks like we both look like shit.
We both look tired as fuck. He's just getting some water. He's like you're going to work out
He's coming back. He's getting home
He's he's jet lag because he had just gotten here
So he's like I'm just gonna go to the gym get some water and go for a walk. Mm-hmm very likely
I'm like living my best what I what I do like about I mean
I guess I like it about it part of me is like bitch if I could drink I'd be drinking all the time dude. Eric isn't as big, I mean he does party,
but he's not as big of a partier as I think people probably think he is. I think he gets drunk off of
people. Okay I like that. Oh yes well he's also alcohol, I've gotten drunk with him. Yeah I've
had a dozen drunk with those. Yes right right. But I think you are right.
I think instead of getting absolutely shmammered,
he enjoys just the revelry.
I could see that.
Yeah.
The like, let's get this party started.
Let's get on the bar.
Let's do something crazy.
Let's get people whipped into a frenzy of revelry.
I think he dabbles in more psychedel of like more like psychedelic as well.
I don't know if he's super into like the hammer smash
of like the alcohol lifestyle.
Yeah, we'd like a good hammer smash.
That's how we'd like to handle ourselves.
We're bona fide alcoholics.
Yeah.
Blake likes to slide tackle on hotel lobby floors
by himself.
That's what we like to do.
Say it!
Right, Blazer?
Yeah, I like to be rounding the bases of the Hilton
in the hallway and just go head first into the...
Yeah, I miss those days.
I miss those days, boys.
You do?
You miss that?
I do.
I really do.
I like to eat a giant gyro at 2 a.m.
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Sarah Jane could enter into these areas that other people couldn't. A spy, basically. I I was just in New York yesterday. Oh nice. Just in New York City yeah thinking about
tour. How was it? It was awesome dude. It was the craziest thing. My neighbor next door,
this is our little bye week this week, our little hiatus week from work and they just
hit me up and were like hey Hey, do you and Chloe and Bo
want to go on our yacht in New York City?
What? Perfect. Yeah.
And so they see us out there on their private jet.
Holy shit.
And we were on there like 170 foot yacht and we spent the night
anchored in front of the Statue of Liberty.
Whoa. Direct directly underneath it.
We were like.
That's the way to do it.
That's what I like to do.
Thank you God.
That sounds insane.
It was the craziest, just, it was three days.
It was the craziest three days ever.
It was incredible.
They were the nicest people.
Everybody was super cool.
Yeah, you gotta have a good attitude about life
if that's the lifestyle.
That feels good.
Yeah, they were like in their lives.
And rightfully so.
I would be loving it.
And how old are these people and what is their story?
I mean, you don't have to get into it, but I just kind of like whenever I hear
a yacht, I go, what's the deal?
I'm not.
I don't want to out them, but they, uh, they're wildly because I don't know if
they want their, their name and whatnot out there.
Biden blockade, Martin.
They make missiles.
We got, but yeah, they make missiles. We got them.
Don Cain!
But yeah, they make missiles.
Yeah, they sell warm olivans.
Yeah, warm olivans.
Hey, have you ever heard of silencers?
I invented those.
You can sneak up on anybody and murder them.
Right.
You know Bumpstocks on AR-15s?
That's kind of my thing.
That's me, hi.
Hi, Randy Bumpstock. I'm Bump. They call them Bump my thing. That's me, hi. Hi, Randy Bumpstock.
I'm Bump, they call him Bumpstocks.
They call me Bump.
You were Bumper, I'm Bumper.
We're just two Bumpers, talking to each other, you know?
It's all good, come on the yacht.
Come on my yacht, there's gun turrets on the top of this yacht.
Yeah, don't worry, we're pirates.
Just shoot into the water,
and every once in a while you get some fish floating up. Yeah, don't worry. We're pirate. Just shoot into the water. Every once in a while you get some fish floating up.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
You can accidentally kill a whale.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Yeah, dude, and this yacht, and you guys know me,
like anytime I'm anywhere, I think,
oh, I'm gonna live here,
and then I start looking at property.
Oh, and so immediately I'm looking up like
jets and
and yachts
And I think I mean the way to go they are wildly expensive
But the way but if you get a certain level of rich
Where you can just just get one yacht this man has his yachts and they're staffed at all times, which is insane.
This is elite, this is elite company.
This is wildly elite shit.
And I felt, we felt so like this isn't our lives
because obviously it is in our lives, you know?
But it's another level, it's another level.
It's a true other level.
But I was like, if you could get to a yacht level
where you can afford to have the staff and just be on
the yacht, once you get to like 70 years old, don't you just
cash out and go, I'm going to live on a yacht until I die?
Yeah, I think even when you're, I'm just retiring, I'm not, I
no longer own homes or whatever else. I'm just living in an
absolute yacht life. And then you can go vacation and rent a house somewhere
if you're sick of living on a yacht.
I think a lot of dudes when they get to 70,
whether it's yacht or not, the sea calls them
and they're like, yo, I'm gonna go live on a boat.
Like whether it's just a sailboat in the middle
of the Florida Keys or whatever, but sometimes you just...
I feel like that's gonna be, you know, salt life, baby.
I feel like the sea is gonna calm me.
Yeah, get on that water.
That's sweet mistress, because it's so fun, dude.
It's so nice out there.
It is cool.
I don't know.
I don't know if I would live on one.
I don't know if I would live on one.
It's a lot, but it's kind of cool to claim it.
I have an aunt who travels her ass off in like not just like a fun aunt way and
like a bald out way like she's always like four or five times a year she's in a far off land
doing some outrageous shit which sounds kind of dope she's out there spitting on that thing. Wait
so that's what you're saying Blake's uh others is ants is doing in the far-off land
I kind of I slipped I meant to hit this
But it worked
Like that you committed to you like just stared right at the camera
Try to wiki.
Wawa.
I'll send that a lot.
Wawa.
I'll send that a lot.
And it does seem like it's that life.
I just don't know if I want to be based on a yacht.
I don't know.
I'm a land lover.
But then you could go anywhere.
You could vacation from the obviously this is your wildly wealthy in a way that I don't
think. I don't even think the like the most successful
Actor and can't can't do that pretty sure the mine and I'm not trying to count this guy's money
But just seen all the things he owns and how he conducts himself. He seems
Like he has more money than even the most successful actor does you sir or at least in that range?
Oh, you're talking about your yaka my yaka than even the most successful actor does. Or at least in that range.
Oh, you're talking about your yacht guy.
My yacht friend, yeah.
Yeah, of course he does.
Actors are rich, they're not wealthy,
for the most part.
There's a couple.
But I keep getting these clickbait things,
which like, she's the richest actress in the world,
but you don't know who she is.
And it's just this woman from the 80s
who married a billionaire.
Yeah.
Hold up.
That's sick.
Go for it.
I can't remember her name, but like she was famous as fuck,
like very successful actress who made a ton of money,
but also married a billionaire.
And so now she's the richest actor in Hollywood or whatever.
I love that for her.
But yeah, I mean, here's what I would have.
It'd be a house with a runway in the backyard
with the plane.
Okay, that's kinda tight.
And then I take off and go wherever I want.
And I would definitely partake in some yacht action.
But being on a boat, I get a little freaky
just being out on the boat my life.
Yeah, let me ask you this, Adam,
and maybe this is kind of a boring question,
is a good way to set this up.
It's all wet out there.
But you do a lot of boating in Southern California,
which is really sick.
How did you like being out in the waters in New York?
Was it fucking just as trill?
Atlantic.
Yeah, we didn't go out that much,
and weirdly, the weird part about it,
and they were, they kinda complained about it too. So they were like, ah, next time we'll, you know, we'll stay in Brooklyn.
It's just a better view. And cause we stayed at Chelsea Pier. Okay. Like Pier 60. So it's
like, it's a right on the West side highway. You know, like the big blue building on the
left-hand side that says like Chelsea Pier. And it's like bowling arcade.
All right. X, Y, Z.
And and and your golf.
There's like a golf ring.
Yeah, it's a big sporting complex.
Yeah, exactly.
So we were parked right there.
There was like a ballroom right there, an Indian wedding that was happening.
A parking lot like literally right off the boat.
So it was a weird place to have docked.
I'm I'm getting Bud Light Cruise vibes. Yeah, it was a weird place to have docked. I'm getting Bud Light Cruise vibes.
Yeah, it was a weird place to have docked.
But then you would go out and you'd go for nightly cruises.
And then on the last night, we anchored in front of the Empire State Building.
Over the. That's super dope.
Sorry, Statue of Liberty. Yeah.
That's so dope.
That's weird, because I saw our buddy Cam, who works for Adult Swim.
He was like DJing a party and the boat was out by the Statue of Liberty and I'm like,
what a cool fucking place to just be on a boat. I didn't know that was an option.
Dude, it was so wildly cool.
Yeah.
Me either. And when we were anchored there, we were the only boat there anchored.
Like during sunset, there were like the tour
boats that would come by that were
like kind of driving past us.
But at night we were the only
boat out there.
Why is that?
Is it just people are just too
fucking scared or is it like,
yeah, that's got to be it.
You got to flip some bills.
Well, I don't know.
Like, are those treacherous waters
over there?
What the hell?
No.
Why isn't it blown out?
No it's not, it's totally chill, it was totally chill.
And there wasn't, I mean, yeah there was not one other boat.
I was like, why isn't, and it was in the middle of the week,
so we did that on Monday night, so it was less choppy.
Yeah, okay.
So we did that Monday night.
Ders, I get what you're saying,
but marine living is just cool
because there's just not that many people out there.
It's fucking kind of wild.
You just have your own world to yourself.
Well, it was weird because they were saying,
well, it's Monday night.
Maybe no one else had this idea on Monday.
And I'm like, we're in New York City.
There's not some just like Russian billionaire
who was just in town for a few days
and was like, let me take the boat up. Right. You know, or just some like frat bros
who fucking commandeered a sailboat and well, I don't know if the wind is going, but maybe
took some jet skis out there. What the hell? Yeah. What are the hydrofoil surfboards? Well,
they're not sleeping on the jet skis, Blake. I'm talking about sleep. There were jet skis.
I'm saying what if you just stay up till 4 a.m.
and you're just, well, I guess you can't ride jet skis
that late in the night.
You probably would get into trouble.
Noise complaints?
No, I don't think it's, I think you don't have lights
on your jet skis, so you can't drive them.
It's extremely dangerous.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm still gonna send it.
What if you got a headlamp?
Those are cool.
There we go.
I'm gonna start wearing those more.
That could be kind of a stick.
Yeah, I wonder if that would work.
Maybe.
That's awesome.
New York from the water. That's very cool.
Yeah, so anyways, so that was the last few days.
It was a very wild and a lot of really cool photos of my son
being the bougiest little six-month-old you've ever seen.
That's awesome.
Right, is he just dripping in Burberry? What's What's he rocking? Yeah, what's his little sailors?
Well, you know where we live in Newport Beach, so he does have sailor specific fits
You know he has a lot of boat attire. So we he was rocking some cool fits. Thanks to Chloe
Perfect. That's dope a little aqua, baby. I love it. It was cool
It was it was a wild couple days It made me feel like I asked them to play that Jay-z song Empire State of Mind a lot, right?
Like a lot. Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah, and how old are they and do they know what that is? Yeah, they I mean they're
I would you know, he's in his 70s and she's in his in her late 60s
I'd say I like you say she's in her 30s. Yeah, she's in his 70s and she's in her late 60s, I'd say.
I like to say she's in her 30s.
She's in her 30s.
She played a lot of contemporary cool music.
I was like, oh, she's down.
She gets it.
She's a cool mom.
That's dope, dude.
And it wasn't just us.
There was a couple other couples, too.
It was all the people that are neighbors right here.
So those are the people I'm renting from
and then the other neighbors.
So they were just like, let's have a neighbor get out.
Damn.
Yeah.
I gotta get to the neighbors.
Yeah, maybe like wanna upgrade my neighbor game
like back in California.
I'm like, in LA, I like don't even know my neighbors.
I'm like, they're not taking me on yachts.
You know, that kind of sucks.
That's bullshit.
Yeah, what the hell?
Yeah, that sucks. I'm gonna fucking bang on them send us over okay I'm busy
I'm busy okay and if you're watching on YouTube Blake has just disappeared hey
Adam can I get a circle sent to me in Australia is that possible I'm so
thirsty here it's crazy I would love to get a circle sent to you. I asked Isaac, I was like, dude, give me a hook up with circle. Like I need more circles. I'm trying to give them to the cast of the and some of the crew of the Righteous Gemstones.
Because I'm getting a lot of people seeing me slurp on the circle and they're saying, yeah, they're saying, what's that dude? That looks interesting. I'm into that. Right. And I say, I'm going to hook you up with circle. And yet they don't send me more circles. So I'm just, what's that dude? That looks interesting, I'm into that. And I say, I'm gonna hook you up with Circle,
and yet they don't send me more Circle.
Dude, I'm just drinking water out here.
Are they out of product?
Yeah, what the hell?
What's going on?
Have you decided on your favorite flavor yet or what?
Oh, I mean, I'm drinking peak lemonade now,
which was in the running for the favorite,
but the blue raspberry is legit very good,
and the sweet tea is unreal.
OK, it's like you're drinking sweet tea.
I like that. It's it's delicious.
Were you guys alive when blue raspberry came out?
Yes, absolutely.
I. Yeah. Yeah.
In the 90s.
Do you remember that summer?
Oh, my God.
That summer.
That summer was crazy.
It's the summer of 91.
And we're talking about the Blow Pop, correct?
Yeah, it was like blue Razzmatazz.
Yup, Razzmatazz suckers.
The blue raspberry Blow Pop,
which turns your mouth black, white, polka dot.
It just turns your mouth fully dark black.
Well, it's a midnight blue.
Did it boot a flavor?
I feel like all the lemons or either lime
would get the boot for blue raspberry.
It booted all the flavors.
Cause for a while.
Cause you could get a bag of it, of just that flavor.
I think when blue raspberry or blue razzmatazz dropped,
all flavors were booted.
You couldn't find strawberry, homie.
They were like, we're out.
Yeah. Did they call it blue razzmatazz
or was it just blue razz?
I'm pretty sure it was razzmatazz.
I'm not sure it was razzmatazz.
That was the blow pop.
It was the blow pop.
That was the blow pop, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which is what we're all talking about.
Yeah.
It's what everyone's talking about right now.
I feel like King of the Castle was kind of the apple.
Apple flavor was kind of where it was at.
Even with Jolly Ranchers,
you're trying to get the green apple,
but then the blue came out.
Okay, sure.
I think sour apple came just the summer before,
because it was just like,
it was like the assortment of flavors,
and watermelon was the king, right?
Yep, yep.
Watermelon was delish.
Or cherry, I like a cherry.
Cherry was good.
Then sour apple came out and blew it all up,
and then I think blue razz was like the whole nother level.
Yep.
And since you guys have children,
are they updating flavors?
Is the flavor profile still off the charts with candy?
Ooh.
That's a great question, Adam.
That is.
Are they still kicking down doors now? It's much
I like much the greatest scientists in the world have given up on curing cancer
They they're just out there trying to create delicious new flavors to yeah causing cancer
Yeah, yeah now to get the kids all jacked and juicy. Yeah, I'm sure we got a link sent to us
That's just way too much
I'm still gonna send it. Yeah. Yeah, what what's happening Durs? The person's here to clean the room. No, you're right Durs
It was just the blue Razz. It's blue Razz. It's blue Razz. R A Z Z. Now that's a cool name Razz. Yes Razz Berry
Because it's definitely not a raspberry flavor, right?
That's probably a way to avoid the fact that it has nothing to do with a natural flavor.
Oh, well guess what?
This was a flavor I did not know existed.
Black Ice Blow Pop.
That's a scent for those little pine tree black ice.
Yeah, black ice blow pops are sweet, original, and unique.
Whoa.
Okay, it's a blackberry flavored blow pop.
True crowd pleaser.
Yeah, I've never seen these ice flavors.
Can we read about the author?
So there's a website that's called candyretailer.com.
And it just stepped out all the flavors
and then at the bottom it has about the author,
Robert Beagle.
With a solid background of seven years
in the snack and candy industry,
Robert brings a wealth of knowledge to candy retailer.
A true advocate for the joy and unity that candy brings,
Robert is dedicated to sharing insights and stories
that highlight how these sweet treats
connect generations and cultures.
At candy retailer, Robert combines industry expertise with a passion for candy
crafting engaging in information
Informative content for fellow candy lovers just like you Wow whoa water trash
He's got the sideways Yankees fitted see Blake. I don't like that. You said water trash
I don't like that you push that I don't either because there's a picture of him
And he does not look like trash at all.
This guy seems like he's your kind of dude.
Do you think he knows candy?
Being very East Coast and I feel like you are the opposite of an East Coast person.
I'm West Coast candy gang.
We know. You won't shut up about it.
Very candy gang.
But I mean, to be this passionate about candy, you're my kind of guy.
You know, you found what you love and you're sticking with it. And I know that you love candy.
Yes, I do. I love it a lot. And I feel like I hit the water trash button because I was out of sheer jealousy.
Like I'm mad that I didn't put freaking type up this little
this little site about candy.
Cause I could talk on and on about candy,
but this guy's already said it.
And what is Blake Anderson's Mount Rushmore of candy?
And then that's the title for the episode.
So don't text us all those wack ass times.
Don't blow it.
Okay.
I feel we might've done this by the way.
Blake Anderson's Mount Rushmore of candy. I feel I feel might have done this by the way Blake Anderson's Mount Rushmore of candy
I feel like we might have done this. I think we have done a version of it
I but at the top is I like Jelly Belly sour. There's no top. It's just a it's just a Mount Rushmore
There's no top of them. I like Jelly Belly sour Jelly Bellies. Okay, the sour the sour pack. I like pez
Sour Jelly Bellies. The sour pack.
I like Pez.
I like Sour Punch Punchies discontinued.
Hang on, hang on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's talk about this.
Go ahead.
Because jelly beans, I know you love jelly beans.
The fact that you, specifically the sour one,
that disappoints me.
I wish it was just all jelly beans.
I love them.
I do, I love them all.
I love them all, but the sour ones are my favorite.
Specifically.
Okay, it seems a little niche to go on the Mount Rushmore.
It should just be the jelly bean.
But fair enough.
No, you've gotta get niche when you're a candy,
West Coast candy baller like me.
Okay, and that's your handle on candyretailer.com.
Oh my God.
West Coast candy baller.
You gotta do a guest review or some shit.
They would love it.
All right, so we have jelly beans and Pez.
Pez, yes.
So Pez, you know I love Pez,
and I used to collect Pez,
and I think at one point when I was a child,
I had upwards of 800 Pez,
which is so many.
And I had stands of Pez,
and I had posters,
and I had Pez t-shirts,
and I was a total fucking nerd about pez
This is the way. But did you like pez or did you like pez dispensers?
I like the dispensers the candy wasn't that great. I love pez
I think that pez are a very unique flavor. They're just the right amount of tang. They're they're slightly soft
I just think I think they're delicious. I really love pet you like pez better than smarties absolutely
1000 Wow smarties are not not even close to the top Wow the exact same thing though. They're not they're not pissed the
flavor profile on a pez is
Insane they nail okay orange they nail grape orange nail orange is the
Nail okay orange they nail grape orange nail orange is the very orange is the best flavor
Lemon they nail and now they have sour pez those are also very good sour watermelon all delicious stuff So have you bought pez every time I go every time I go to Hobby Lobby, which isn't that off, but?
Damn, son yeah
But when I do wait so when was the last time?
Like once 10 years ago?
No, it was probably last month.
OK. Wow. Jelly.
That's sour jelly beans.
Pez. You got two more spots.
So what you went to Hobby Lobby a month ago is it is this because you have daughters
and you're like going to get shit to like glue macaroni on
No, I needed a specific glue I need a glue to fix a ceramic dog that broke okay my dog
Two more spots two more spots
Is there only four Mount Rushmore's no there's five I think there's five there's one Mount Rushmore's? No, there's five I thought. I think there's five. Well there's one Mount Rushmore, but there's four spots on it.
I thought there was five.
Aren't there five presidents?
Four for sour!
Okay, this is a discontinued candy,
but it is a very good candy.
You know Sour Punch straws?
They had Sour Punch balls called Punchies
that were the absolute best candy in the whole world I don't know
why they discontinued them they were off the hook that's up there.
Huh.
Okay.
So what.
By the way I do like that you've I do like that you've stuck with what is candy as opposed
to like chocolates.
Thank you.
And then the fourth spot like skittles would be
without really thinking about it too hard I'm gonna stay bottle caps bottle
cap oh my god Jesus fuck you shut up
Blake this is so the like leftovers of any kid's Halloween bag yeah this, this sucks. It's not bottle caps. This sucks. It's not bottle caps.
I'm sorry, but here's what I like about bottle caps.
Sweet tarts?
Sweet tarts?
No, cause sweet tarts, this is what's cool about bottle caps.
They offer root beer and cola flavor in a sweet tart form.
No other candy does that.
That's cool.
All right.
That's cool, man.
I guess I respect the rebuttal.
This dude, hey, yeah, no, for sure, no doubt.
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I mean, there's lots of great candies, chewy shock tarts, chewy gobstoppers, like all sports and nerds.
Okay, so are we each doing it?
Because I would love to quickly rattle off my favorites.
Please go for it.
I'm going to go Mike and Ike's by a mile. They are my all time. Oh, Zowers, Mike and Ike's by a mile.
They are my all time.
Mike and Ike's Zowers are the bomb.
They are, but I'm gonna go classic.
Classic green box, love it.
Love it, love it, love it.
Great, love Mike and Ike's, great call.
And then I'm rolling right into Lemonheads.
I feel a lot of people don't.
Lemonheads, chewy Lemonheads?
No, old school, regular Lemonheads. I feel a lot of people don't. Lemonheads, chewy lemonheads? No, old school, regular lemonheads.
I love a lemonhead.
Yeah, sorry Blake, lemonheads are not chewy,
you fucking zillennial.
I like chewy lemonheads, I like chewy lemonheads.
See, I know, but that's what I'm saying.
I think on a Mount Rushmore, you gotta go classic.
I like what you're saying.
As the West Coast candy baller, I agree.
I like that you rock with the classics.
That's sick.
But I'm just saying there are updates to these candies
that are superior, but go ahead.
Then I'm going Skittles.
Skittles are delicious.
And I know that's a fan favorite
and people are gonna be like,
he didn't even try to dig in the crates for This one right, but it's they're the fucking best
I love it delicious, and there's so many you can throw them you can smash them
There's a lot of you can nibble around just the the outsides
What yeah, I nibble around just around the edge. I make a little edge
Yeah, you can de shell them de shell. What are you of a skittle? Yeah, and then you feel like-shell them. Yeah, de-shell. What are you, of a skittle?
Yeah, and then you peel off your teeth.
Like, kinda like, yeah.
Have you had freeze-dried skittles?
They are fantastic, fantastic, absolutely.
Yeah, I think you talked about that a few weeks ago.
You gotta try.
Blake, did you grow up in a Nickelodeon laboratory?
I was forged in a Nickelodeon laboratory. This dude grew up at Universal Studios Nickelodeon laboratory. I was forged in a Nickelodeon laboratory.
This dude grew up at Universal Studios Nickelodeon lab.
He grew up in, and you remember that,
that creepy guy and Willy Wonka,
not like Willy Wonka, cause he was for sure creepy.
Sluggo?
Or whatever?
No, the guy that, not him, no,
just the guy who was supposed to be nice,
but it was kind of weird.
Where he's like, the candy man can. Oh yeah. That was the candy man. Yeah like the candy man can oh yeah that was the candy man
yeah the candy man he's like pulling out and he's he was cool no dude i identified with yeah but he
was so kind of creepy he was just like the candy man Blake Blake was like i'm the candy boy he would
take like a jar of candy and then just start dumping it on kids heads and they're like
Jar of candy and then just start dumping it on kids heads and they're like
Pixie dust in my eyes. What the fuck it burns
Candyman and then our last on my Mount Rushmore is sour patch kids. Oh, yeah
Thank you. Yes
Really I know we're not this isn't top five one two three four five, but that that could have been number one or two for me Yeah, I agree
Sour patch kids like if I'm reaching for they could boot bottle caps. I will but I just needed to get
Yeah, I know I know yes, I know by your list. Okay. I will I will
Honest don't, don't even know,
my only thing that I was like,
it's gotta be over there,
is Sour Patch Kids.
Yeah, it's fire.
Outside of Sour Patch Kids,
as trash as the shit that I eat is,
you don't eat candy.
Candy to me is just not great.
So, I'll throw Blow Pops on there.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, I like that.
I think blow pops are like pretty fun.
They are fun.
Over a Tootsie Pop, over a Tootsie Pop.
Yeah, Tootsie Pop, the inside of a Tootsie Pop
is gnar gnar bangs.
Yeah, we're not fucking with that.
But the outside is pretty damn good.
I like an orange Tootsie Pop.
Or a red.
Hey, that's what I heard about you, bro.
I like a blue one, purple, what? what this is not I like black licorice
Yeah, you gotta go you got like I like it
It's not gonna go on Mount Rushmore
Yeah that for me it it for me for you. Yeah, we're doing a personal Mount Rushmore
Yeah, that's like the city like I guess I don't want any more and then I don't even know I don't even know like
You don't know like Laffy Taffy
Yeah, well like now later's now later's I had a lot of now later's as a kid
I don't even think they had exit. I would say I love now and later's now and later's I think could go on there
What about our burst starbursts? Those are good. Yeah starbursts love now and later's now and later's I think could go on there. What about our births starbursts?
Those are good. Yeah starbursts over now and later's
I'll throw that out later's are straight out pull your feelings out. No, actually, you know, I'm backing up
Okay, here we go mambas over now now. Oh, you know what high choose. I love high choose
Oh, you know what? High chews. I love high chews. High chews are great. High chews are great.
Well, we did it. And I feel like those were kind of like something that were
overseeing. Now you see them everywhere. So I'm hyped on that. Thank you.
Is it a Japanese candy?
Maybe. Yeah, I think so. I think so.
And I feel like we've lost most of our viewers at this point, or listeners, rather.
Who cares?
Yeah, they're like, why did they just go so deep
into the candy that they specifically like?
No, no.
This is when we get the most engagement.
Hey, slide into Blake's DMs
and tell him you're not Rushmore of candy.
I love candy.
I'm sorry, I'm a West Coast candy baller, dude.
I can't help it.
I can't help it.
I can't help it. I'm such a chocolate. I can't help it I don't I'm such a chocolate guy that I just I never even think about candy but candy to me is fucking for whatever reason
way grosser of like a like a
Like rich, but you're kind of a human trash can I know that's what yeah crazy
Is it like when I eat smarties? I'm always like this. So so really not good.
Like Halloween, I mean, kind of don't because Halloween, I would say,
is more candy based than chocolate based.
Right. For the most part.
Not for me at all.
Is it like a 50 50 as far as giving the candy?
Like when people when you're your kids come home, I don't buy.
I don't buy any candy.
You don't buy, you don't give away any candy on Halloween.
No, don't tell me you're the fruit snack guy.
I just don't think it's healthy.
Do I give an apple?
No, I'm saying I don't buy candy.
I buy chocolate only, I buy chocolate only.
Okay.
Okay, well, I'm not mad at a Kit Kat.
I'm not mad at a Kit Kat.
And by the way, I'm giving away
the best chocolate take five.
Oh, take fives off the chain, underrated. I'm giving away the best chocolate take five. Oh, take fives off the chain, underrated.
I'm giving away take fives.
I'm giving away take fives.
Duper underrated.
Is this a good, I just realized that Halloween is coming up
and it will be my, it will be Bo's first Halloween.
I got a chill going to my spot.
Yeah.
Wah wah.
I could do like a crang, like a crank outfit just have him yes
If you pull that off
Gangster that would be unreal that would be gay. Oh could be April O'Neill or something. Oh, yeah, that's now we're talking
You could put Bo to bed and then do a little cosplay, a little fan fiction.
Holy moly.
Okay, that's his wife.
Crane's body didn't go to bed.
Well, they can still make love.
Yeah, I'm going to make a lot of love.
Of course, and that's how-
And I can get excited about that for them.
So wait, I had a dream or something that Crane's wife was in a room with a baby.
And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to make love to her.
And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to make love to her.
And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to make love to her.
And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to make love to her.
And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to make love to her.
And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to make love to her.
And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to make love to her.
And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to make love to her. And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to make love to her. And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to make love to her. And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to make love to her. And I was like, oh my God, that's how. And I can get excited about that for them. So wait, I had a dream or something that
Crane's body thing was named like Epic or Epoch.
Does he have a name?
I thought it was that, what I just said.
Actually, what you just said, that is ringing a bell.
That is ringing a bell, but off the top of my head.
I've Googled it before and I can't find anything.
Off the top of my head,
I don't know that Krang's body has a name.
But if it does, slide into Blake's DMs.
For anybody who's lost, we're talking Ninja Turtles.
For anybody who's lost, we're talking
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Shredder was the bad guy, but the main, main bad guy
was Krang, the brain that lived in the stomach
of this giant robot whom we're not sure what his name was.
Yeah.
I'm looking up the photo now and I'm like, yes, dude.
Yeah.
It's red underwear.
First of all, it would be pretty weird because I would need to be in red underwear.
You heard.
Like two metal strips coming here.
So I'm basically naked with just my son attached to my belly.
Dude, Chloe is in for it.
I love it.
Yeah, and your kid is dressed up like a brain.
And he's dressed as a brain, which is such a...
He kind of looks like a brain.
We just need to get him like flesh colored outfit.
Yeah, a little pink.
And then just get like, put panty hose on his hands
so they just kind of hang like loose, like that.
Craying arms. Yeah. And we'll put little foldshose on his hands so they just kinda hang loose, like praying arms.
Yeah, yeah.
And we'll put little folds on him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wee-oo!
I see that for him.
That's kinda tight.
Yeah, I like that.
If you pull it off, I'm hyped on that.
You have my sign on.
Oh yeah, and I do like the idea of you talking to people
about current events, dressed like that too,
where you're like, I think the election's gonna come down
to just a few key states really.
Kung-ne!
Well, that reminds me of that.
I was doing an ugly Christmas sweater party
when I was hosting those shows,
those midnight shows at the improv.
And this is back way back in the day in like 2005
or something.
And I was hosting these ugly Christmas sweater parties
midnight at the improv, midnight Saturday nights at the improv. I'd host these stand up shows. And then it was Christmas time. So I was in an ugly Christmas sweater. And it's like a belly shirt. And then Dave Chappelle comes in and it's his first show ever since coming back. Gotcha, bitch. From Africa.
Yeah.
And I had to talk to Dave Chappelle in this ugly Christmas sweater.
Right.
Half with my belly exposed and like genuinely have a conversation with one of my comedy
heroes.
And I was, I never felt cooler, dude.
And you're like, hey man, you got to stand for your principles.
Look, we've all got them.
I love that.
And there's certain moments where I just have to say, you what I'm not gonna do that no matter what and I love
It'll make me look like an idiot and you can't just do things for laughs alright
You got us you got a seat for your princess and I 100% relate to you with I love that for your brother
Anyway, right. It's really beautiful, man
He's like I'm moving to Cleveland fuck this or wherever the hell he lives. I'm out gotcha bitch
Yeah, somewhere somewhere in Ohio somewhere normal gotcha bitch. We do have it is a take backs giveaway apologies time
Oh, okay. I have a take back and an apology
I would like to take back the water trash button
and apologize to my boy Robert Beadle,
who is doing the work on these candy blog sites.
I'm sorry, I think it was a little bit of jealousy,
but you really have put together.
But you meant to, unlike the one that you did
with Derms earlier.
Yes, but anybody who.
Where you said my...
That's my bad.
But if anybody wants to...
When Durz was like, yeah, my aunt travels quite extensively,
and you were like, spit on that thing.
Sorry, I meant to hit wiki-wow-wow, and that's my bad.
Spit on that thing.
But anybody who wants to read some of Robert Beetle's
reviews go to CandyRetailer.com.
This guy's put in the work.
He's got extensive writings about blow pop flavors.
It's just.
Yeah, and he's worked in the industry,
so he knows what he's talking about.
And is this just.
It's huge.
Is this just writing?
Like where you can go and learn a lot about
different candies or can you buy hard to get candies?
Because it looks like there is a store. The candy retailer does have a store.
Adam, you're acting as if you've never been on candy retailer dot com before.
Yeah, they've got double bubble. Everything is red, white and blue.
They got some saltwater taffy. Not a fan of saltwater taffy.
You don't like taffy?
That's weird that you don't like taffy.
Not saltwater taffy. Really? It's delicious. He likes of salt water. You don't like taffy. That's weird that you don't like taffy not salt water. Really
I'm not it's yeah, he likes his lake water. Yeah, I like
Ozark water yeah, he likes a little bit of snake scale
You can go candy by holiday, which is pretty dope so you can get your your fourth of July candies ready for the children's
Yes, that's cool.
That's a fast track to death.
Shout out to Robert Beetle, my boy on the East Coast.
I'm holding on the West Coast, brother.
I don't have a take back,
but I definitely like my Mount Rushmore of candy.
It's fluid, comes and goes.
It is not chiseled and rocked like the actual
Mount Rushmore, my shit's malleable.
Pizza, pizza.
Chewy!
Some might say like a taffy.
That's cool.
I would like to give a shout out.
You know, I recently got ahold of,
and I'm not gonna say they sent it
because it could be illegal,
but I got a ton of Jeter weed. Pre-rolled joints.
I just want to party.
Derek Jeter?
I got a ton of it at my doorstep and they are absolutely fantastic. Little joints.
Really?
Covered in Keith.
Okay.
This is Derek Jeter's weed?
It's fucking cool.
No. Is it Jeter? I believe it's Jeter. Is that the name of it?
I mean, I'm stoned right now, so I can't remember the name.
Smoke weed every day.
Do they look like little tiny baseball bats?
Adam, by the way, since you can't drink anymore,
have you gone to California Kyle Stover?
This is a great question.
Jeter, yeah, Jeter.
Number one pre-roll in the world. Jeter, they are fantastic.
Smoke weed everyday.
Yeah, I mean I sort of have.
Not wake and bake though, right?
No, I'm not waking and baking, but I will do several,
several puffs in a day.
All right, down up to Jeter.
Yeah, how about the Jeter apparel?
The Jeter apparel's kinda hot.
Not first thing in the morning, but yeah I I definitely have smoked more now now that I can't really drink in the ways that I
Love to do it. Yeah
The Jeter t-shirts they have like fake throwback tennis shirts from the 90s and like old-school
Hoops tees are you looking up Jeter the weed the weed brands right now? Yes, J
EETR yeah, these are cute.
Todd just threw it in the chat, and the merch is hot.
Oh, the merch is tight.
They're fantastic.
They're fantastic.
Yeah, the merch is tight.
Look at that, the basketball jersey.
A lot of great stuff coming out of Camp Jeter.
These 97 basketball shorts.
Yeah, they're more of a clothing brand than a weed brand.
I'd say they probably made most of their money in weed.
Well, I'll let them tell me what they are, but you know.
They have a lot of merch.
But yeah, you're right, their merch game is top notch.
I did not know.
I mean, maybe we get them to do our merch. You know?
That would be kind of sick since we haven't dropped a shirt since.
God knows when.
Yeah.
Why haven't we?
Well we need to drop a cool new shirt.
I feel.
Yeah we do.
Yeah we do.
Oh my god!
Frickin' see ya!
Been a while since I heard that one.
Apologies. I stand by everything that I said this week.
And I hope you guys did too.
Do you guys stand by what you said?
Yeah, I feel good. I got it.
I'm sorry, but it felt really good. It's good to be back. Love you guys.
I don't know if you can tell. I have fake dirt on my face from filming last night.
I had it even last week, if you can remember that episode,
but I have like fake dirt makeup all over me.
You can't tell even a little bit.
Oh, spoiler alert.
So what's going on?
You rolling around in the dirt?
What's going on?
I'm not dying.
So Dyrs's character gets a little dirtay.
Let's just say me and Godzilla mud wrestle
quite a bit this season.
I'm gonna come.
I'm getting dirty.
Wait, is the storyline that they make you gigantic
and you go toe to toe with Godzilla?
I would watch the hell out of that.
Yeah.
Actually Blake, and I shouldn't even say this,
that's exactly what it is.
Whoa.
Yeah.
They power ring.
All right.
Apple is about to be up my butt on this one,
but yeah, that's exactly what happened.
Monarch. Bo-ba-ba-ba-ba, but yeah, that's exactly what happened. Monarch, bubba baby.
Hell yeah, tune in.
Can't wait, that's gonna be great.
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