This Is Important - Ep 216: It’s Like A Maggot F*cked A Worm & Got Hit By A Truck Full Of Regrets

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

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I ate dog food when I was a kid, we talked about this. I feel like today was probably the most important episode we ever have done. Ehhh, you miss miss both you fucking idiot Let's go What oh Wow, dude. I love it. What up? Oh, Ders, back in the States from Doudouna. Welcome back to the States for like a week, dude. What up, mate? Zoa, no, you didn't. Oh, you still got the Zoas?

Dang, I'm tapped out. I need more. Yeah, what are they going to hook us up? So obviously, I've been in Australia and I was like, you know what, can't find Zoa here. I need to go home and get my Zoey. Oh, you gotta recharge your mana. Yeah.

There's no Zoey, have you looked for Zoey? You know, I haven't gone to the Costco or 7-Eleven. I don't know, I'm sure it's there. Yeah, I bet Zoey's there. Zoey seems international. No, I had a couple weeks off. They said go home. They said we don't need you for two weeks.

Okay. Welcome back, baby. Go kiss your family, go kiss your wife. And I said, let's do this. Welcome back. Is the USA as good as you remember it? Does it feel good to be back? Don't, now I just, when you're gone for a while.

I was like, give me Mexican food now. Yeah. Yeah. You come back to America to eat the food of another country. Yeah. Yes. Yes. It's like California. Did you know, here's a little history lesson. My help for you. the food of another country. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

California. Did you know? Here's a little history lesson. My eyes will be Mexico. Mexico. Okay. My eyes will be Mexico. Well, if they're not going to seal up the border a little bit, I mean, build a wall or something. Jesus.

It's an election year. Poly charge. Yeah. So I came home, got myself a cat taco. Perfect. And a hot dog. Yeah. Oh, hey, dude. Oh, yes. Points. I mean, this is going to be sold, but I guess it might not be too old

by the time this comes out. But we're close. Obviously, you guys watched some of the debate. What's going to come out is that someone really did. That's going to come out. That's what's. Obviously, people did. What are you got? Wait, what are you guys? You said obviously people did it.

Go ahead. Eat cats and dogs. Eat cats and dogs. Oh, we're talking about Springfield, Ohio. Yes. When Trump said people are eating cats and dogs, I'm like, for sure, for sure. Yeah. Why are the presidential nominees for the country screaming about this? It was insane, dude. It was insane. Look, because for sure someone in America, right this very second, there's 350 million people or so, I think.

Okay. In America right now, one person is eating a dog without a doubt. One person is eating a human right now. Is it one of these people? Yes. Is it one of these people? What do you mean by now. But is it one of these people? Yes, is it one of these people? What do you mean by these people? Is it one of those people? Damn, damn those. Is it one of those others?

Yeah, the ones we're letting in? Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, maybe. Out of the same asylums, they're running in the streets. Yeah, they go straight out of the same asylums. They're eating our dogs, they're going straight to Ohio. And they are fucking pulling up and eating dogs. Dude, the best part of that would have been if Trump, like, they walked out a dog and he started petting it. Like, a really cute dog and he's just like... He pulled a puppy out of his coat.

It's a bagel. So that's what was in there. It'll get there. Debates are gonna get really cool. There's no more. He's not gonna do one. He says. I'm saying in the future. The future. Oh yeah, Yeah, of course as you always are you're talking about the future Yeah, when when AI takes over AI debate when he said in when he said insane asylum. I was like, that's a throwback Long time since anybody's been like they're coming from insane asylum The only time you hear that is if you're reading Batman comic books, like where are, it's unreal.

It feels good to hear about insane asylums again. It's so throwback. So you like insane asylums, but you didn't like when I said bums the other week. No, no, I, no, that's a totally unhoused. Bum is a t-shirt equipment liner, that's all I know. Thank you, thank you. Yes, points!

You don't like when I say bums. Because I would say, if you don't go to work, if you're lazy, and you choose not to go get a job, you're just chilling on the couch, you might be a bum. I don't know. That sounds, that's. But you love insane asylums. I love insane asylums, dude. Well, I do too, actually. So I don't know why I'm getting on you. It's great. you love insane asylums. I love insane asylums, dude.

Well, I do too, actually, so I don't know why I'm getting on you. It's great. I love you guys. Wackadoodles. It was great. I mean, yeah, someone's eating a dog for sure. Yeah, without a doubt. Yeah!

And for sure, you would eat a dog over a cat, and I love dogs. I like cats. I would say I like cats. I love dogs. No. But you would eat a dog just because if you're hungry. There's more meat, there's more meat on a dog, depending on the dog obviously.

But like, what tastes better, a dog or a cat? That is a crazy question, and it's a great question. This is a very important topic. This is really important. Let's just get out of the way. The cat diet, I feel like what the cats are putting in their body, it's like more like real meat based, right? As out of the way. The cat diet, I feel like what the cats are putting in their body, it's more real meat-based,

as opposed to the dogs. That shit's important. Dogs are just eating that dry dog food. I wish I had the drop out. What do you feed your dog? Yeah, that's a good drop. What do you feed your dog? You feed your dog dry dog food?

He doesn't have a diet. I think most people do. I think most people do. Yeah, I would say most people do. Not everyone can afford that like blue wolf fucking like top circle. Or like in LA where like there's like welcome to the pet kitchen or whatever.

And then it's just like actual, like there's that one on Santa Monica and I swear every time I'm like at a red light right there, I'm like, what is that damn good smell? Cause they're essentially just cooking steak I'm gonna come it's just like delicious steak being prepped. Wait, Adam. Do you do this? Yeah, I'm like

Adam that might be a taco truck It's not dude, I swear to you it's the delicious wafts coming out of the just for dogs or whatever the Whatever that kitchen Adam starts howling And it's just delicious steaks that they're prepping for these rich Beverly Hills dog Hollywood Hills fucks who love their dogs and feed them steak. Yeah, which I'm like you could just grill steak I think I think when we were kids dogs ate dog food, but at some point people realized In the 90s dogs ate dog food now

Oh, you could just boil chicken like cook like make some yams dogs can eat whatever real quick real quick real quick Mount Rushmore of dog food brand kibble kibble number one I am Kibble, kibble number one. I am dog food. I would like to a big shout out to whatever that dog food store is right on Santa Monica and Fairfax. Because whatever they're cooking in there, I'm buying, dude. Send my man, send my man some snacks. Dogs, dogs can eat pumpkin.

I was like, is that a Mendocino Farms? What is that delicious? Dang I I mean I'd rather eat dog food than cat food for sure cat food is gross I ate dog food when I was a kid we talked about this from my mom or my maybe my dad would be like Oh, you're not gonna eat dinner here eat this then whoa freaking see you like this is nasty I don't want fucking yams or not. I didn't swear at my parents. They beat me but He'd be like alright fine here you go, and then he'd be like he put a bowl of dog food And I'd be like fine

I'd spit on that thing and choke down a few they force they forced you to eat dog food is what is what you're He would put dog food there, he'd be like, fine, then eat this. And I'd be like, wait, hold on. Hold on. Yeah, we did. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You didn't have a dog, though, right?

My dad would break into the neighbor's garage. Oh, you did. I forgot the whole... You know what? No one ever found it. It just kind of went missing. Wait, dude, how did this dog die? They found a fork and a knife and that's it.

Yeah, alright. Hey, shout out to the Haitians in Evanston. It's the Haitians in Evanston. It's out of control. Come on, brother. But, no, Freddie, she was 18. She was an old blind dog. And just one day, hot, hot day, dad came home, found her in the lawn. Freddie was just, Freddie was gone. Buried her under a oak tree or something like that.

What? Yeah. Put her on the bottom of a hot children's slide. Is it real? The bottom of a children's slide. Oh no, that's before she died. That's how she died. That's how she died.

Sorry, I got it all backwards. Yeah, that's what it was. Ready to... The long slide to hell. Oh man. I do like when dogs get that old. Chloe's dog was also 18. Yeah.

And when my buddy Zach saw- Hey, nice, legal, nice. Nice. Hot, hot, hot, hot! Ew. When saw- This podcast rules. I love you guys.

When my buddy Zach saw the dog for the first time, he was like, look at this fucking wizard. And it really stuck with me because just how their eyes glass over and they're, they just got the like the long white It was a black dog, but it is just fully white in the face at this point. Yeah, they got the ghost face They're looking into a different dimension, but they're still they're still smiling through it. Yeah, right Yeah, or they're not or they're not or it's kind of sad. But it's like a Morgan Freeman dog. It's like Morgan Freeman fucked a luck dragon.

Oh my God, give me that show now, please. It's like. I feel like they've stopped, that joke for a man is long dead, right? It's like this fucked this. I don't know, the way. That sounds pretty cool. I think that saying it.

The way it was delivered, I was kind of like, that should come. Well, the way Durst delivered it, it made it, I was kinda like, that should come back, it's pretty bad. It's very whiteboard, it's very whiteboard. But to do them in succession is over, yeah, for sure. Yeah, that to me is not skippity-riz, you know? It's like, Hulk Hogan fucked a werewolf. But that, that's just Hulk Hogan. Yeah.

But what I, I don't mind those, what I don't like is where it's like Hulk Hogan fucked a werewolf and ate a bowl of regret. And you're like, oh. Do you love him? Yeah. I don't like the like. You don't like building on it with something

like that isn't material. The like non-literal, yeah, I don't like those ones. Oh, okay. Well, that isn't material. They're like non-literal. Yeah, I don't like those ones. Oh, okay. Well, that's pretty specific. It's like you got hit by a car of hopelessness. Yeah, of despair. Yeah.

Like the car is despair. Okay. Damn. Okay. Yeah, I'm a little in the weeds here. Cut it out. But I'll say, I think the first time I heard it, I go, whoa, okay. That's kind of fun.

But then when you're just doing it, it's like, they did it. Okay. Right. Can't we just play bits from old movies for punch lines? Guys, a weird thing just happened to me right before the podcast, and I would like to speak on it for one second. I did not shit a rotisserie chicken string. Perfect.

Get that out of the way. But something in my bathroom also. Is it even worth talking about that? It is, it is. I mean, it's not as good. So I don't want people to think they're gonna hear that I shit out a rotisserie chicken string. It's not that good.

Did you shit out your childhood memories? Yeah, I shit out all my disappointment. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. No, dude, my Chloe keeps my... My Chloe. My Chloe, she keeps my... I have a little cup that I keep my toothbrush in. And then when she cleans up, she always puts my comb

and my razor and... Yeah, it's not okay. In the same cup. And I'm always like, I don't want this in the same cup, regardless. This cup, I've been using it for months, have not washed it, have not looked in this cup. Today, I took, just a little while ago,

the hair's still wet, took the comb out, combed my hair you're you're you're saying like you know like you know oh come to my hairs don't tell me it's worms maggots dude all over the comb all over the comb I had two combs. I had two combs in there. I grabbed the other comb. I grabbed the other comb covered in even more maggots, dude. Even more maggots, dude. I thought we got past this stage of life. What? Are you serious? Yes. And dude, I mean, guys, I keep, we keep a clean home. You guys have both been in my home. My home is a clean home.

I'm not a gross person. You're not gross people. You're not gross people. Hey, wait, Adam. Adam, I hate to tell you this. You don't? I do. I do.

I do, dude. No, no, this just in. Maggots, maggots in cups. Not clean. Not clean. I know. I know. And I get that.

And I get that. And also, the grossest part. Oh, get that and also the grossest part No, I went like this to my hair went like oh, they're falling out Yeah, their maggots were just in my like I had rubbed maggots into my hair So I want to hear like here's what I need you went back into the shower, right? We're immediately back in the shower. Yeah showered Wash my hair five times in a row. Well sir, I don't like it. Washed, rinsed, washed, rinsed. They're in there.

The maggots are still under the scalp. It's too late. Your hair's all maggots now. I'm going to turn into the fly. How are we not saying, ay yo maggots? Ay yo. There's no fan in this bathroom. And so there's so much moisture in this bathroom that there keeps getting mold buildup in the water closet

where the toilet is, you know? Water trash. Oh my god. And so we keep having them come out, and they're not fixing the damn fan. And so the moisture keeps getting stuck there. Sounds like you got some new fans. Oh, it's Adam Devine.

Yes, points. I don't understand how the maggots got in my cup. I don't really understand it. All right, let's just get into it. We had the cleaner come out last Friday. So they're not looking at that. Not long ago. So what is in this cup besides your toothbrush?

I know you said comb. My toothbrush, my razor, and two combs. So you're like, oh my God. And so I guess I'm like, what is, cause you know what I had one time, I was using like a Burt's Bees shaving cream, and I think there was like honey or something in that. And like-

And it felt really good on your face. And yeah, it's a super close shave and- Yeah, yeah, all that stuff. Yeah, yeah. But this is gonna ruin it. But then I think because it had like honey or something in it, ants started coming up the drain. Because I was just washing essentially like sugar

down the drain. It's science. I had to stop using it. Yeah, that's weird. So is your shaving cream on the razor? Are they going after that? Does it have poop? Is it poop?

Is it a food-based? Maybe. But it wasn't, I was looking, and then I looked in my toothbrush and there was no maggots there. Oh my God, I didn't even think about that part your toothbrush is so cool Oh the toothbrush. Are you going toothbrush down into the car? No Sane asylum

I mean, I can't even believe this is something that's real But I do think that the toothbrush cup, we all have them, right? Nobody just keeps a toothbrush in a drawer. We keep them in a damn cup. I like to cantilever mine over the sink. I'm gonna leave it right there. Over the sink so you have it like hanging? All the time.

I brush it and then as soon as I'm done, I leave it with like the wet head over the sink so that it dries out. Well, I do that when I'm at like a hotel or something. A brothel. An urban, an urban. A brothel or something. For sure.

But aren't you afraid one of your boys are gonna come over and see it there and then immediately stick it up their asshole? Absolutely. I love it. Yeah. Aren't you afraid? And I'm glad you brought this up, Adam. It keeps me up at night,

but I also like to live on the edge. So. Absolutely. So does your toothbrush. I'm inviting it, I guess. No, those cups are grimy. They are, we never think of cleaning them. And what's fucking bizarre is literally,

it's the thing we put in our mouth every morning, our toothbrush. Like why, why is the protocol so bad? Right. And so you had black mold in the cup. I don't know. I don't know if it was what I mean. It was a greenish mold for sure. Like what are they the maggots are eating that right? Like they're getting their yeah they're getting their macro biotech. What are we saying? Macro nutrients. You know when when you're a kid and you'd like playing like creeks and shit sure and they're gonna film over Go ahead. Well, you guys aren't little country boys like I am but we playing creeks and shit

and you'd catch frogs and whatnot and There'd be like a film over if it's not moving a film over the water. Yeah, And it was real grimy and gross looking. That's what was at the bottom and actually kind of a lot of water I think from all the moisture that's in the air and then it settles into this cup. Well it's a wet toothbrush and you put it in and it works. That's why I cantilever. Sure but was it was like this much water Can I recommend trying the cantilever for a little bit? I'm maggot free since 83 if I wasn't the word of the day guy I would say cantilever is the word. Yeah, how many times you've said that word because I I mean I'm trying to just illustrate

Context I and I know what that word is But if you somewhere word it just said out of nowhere just cantilever it. Mm-hmm I would I would say oh oh, for sure. And then act like I have to go to the bathroom and be like, I will write out try to take a shit. Right. I will say that one thing that I saw that my dad has that's a really cool invention is like you put this cap over the head of your toothbrush and it's like has UV lights.

So supposedly it's like kills any sort of bacteria or whatever. That's G-Shit. And he got that off Sky Mall or like for what? For sure. Yeah, that's definitely a Sky Mall pie. Right. He bought a Lord of the Rings dagger and that thing.

Yeah. I think that that should be like protocol. We all should be putting our toothbrushes in that UV invention What happened to the Sky Mall? Where's the Sky Mall? Dude and these these combs? I'm like, what do you do now? Do I throw these away? Yes Yes, bro, Adam. This is this is a bonfire. This is permission for bonfire You got to melt the bathroom down. You gotta knock it out. The whole thing.

Dude, but I'm leaving Charleston in like less than a month. Do I really gotta go buy a new comb? Like spend my afternoon comb shopping? Aren't you going to work? Go to hair and makeup. Hair and makeup has all this shit. Dude, you're on yachts in the weekend. You don't need to have maggots in your combs, dude.

Just get a new comb. I think he likes it. I think he likes it. I don't like to have maggots in your combs, dude. Just get in. I think he likes it. I think he likes it. I don't like it. I definitely. Chloe actually ran. I feel like I could have landed on the ground and screamed, ah, my knee. I busted my knee. My knee shattered in three places.

And she wouldn't have ran in the room as quick as she ran in the room because she heard the pure terror in my voice. It was like, it was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. room because she heard the pure terror in my voice. It was like, it was like, Oh, of course. She came running. Are we sure this isn't the prank war continuing

with the snake neighbors? Maybe they drizzled a few. I think so. Where they're like, this is going to make the pod for sure. Let's sprinkle a dozen maggots into our neighbors. A little toothbrush cup's comb cup. Yeah, so that was the crazy thing that happened to me. That might be the most disgusting thing I've heard about in a while.

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No, dude, I actually- Is it itch? I went in pretty- Yeah, you might have to shave your head. It doesn't itch. I washed it like five times. I got- I got rid of the- and it was like I combed it and then- Take me into the shower with you right now. You were just claiming you haven't got rid of the comb.

I didn't get rid of the comb. I was thinking I want to figure out how to clean the comb because I don't go by it's like a fucking is this like a Japanese like fucking rhinoceros tusk comb like what are we talking about well Becca producer Becca is saying rubbing alcohol and I would agree. I think that's a great, I was thinking. How about rain or water or something? Drinking alcohol. I would be drinking some alcohol like yo. Every single liquid I could find. I need to go to sleep now

so that I don't think about this having happened. Yeah, it was very foul. Wait, take me to the shower. So when you get in the shower and you're going like this, are these landing down your know your feet? I was one go down your chest like an arachnophobia. I only found two. Something did fall out of my hair when I was in the shower

and that had to have been a third one, but it went down the drain pretty quickly. That was that was a chicken. Yeah. It's, that was, that was a chicken's two points. Yes! Same. It gets back in the shower. It's like, well, that's kind of confusing. God damn it.

Right where I left it. Dang. Stupid. Holy shit. God, dude. Yeah, but I, I, I washed the shit out of, out of there. By the way, Becca, producer, why do you know, she's like rubbing alcohol.

Raid, then rubbing. Yeah, she's like, what, what cleans maggots out of hair? Why do you know that? Yeah, that's what, know, she's like rubbing alcohol. Raid, then rubbing. Yeah, she's like, what cleans maggots out of hair? Why do you know that? Yeah, that's what, well, that's New York lifestyle, I guess. Well, what was that blue liquid that they would like keep combs in? That's what I was thinking, I was like- That's old school though.

I guess at that point, it would be easier to, it would just be easier to buy a new comb. Barbasol. Barbasol. Do you know what they've actually, they don't use that stuff anymore? Do you know what they use now? Zola energy. Zola energy.

Zola energy. Yeah. It's points. It fuels the follicles to grow thicker. It's science. It really does. All that green energy. What the hell is Barbasol?

Like I remember seeing it in like old movies where there'd be like a giant.'d be a giant at the barber shop. The blue liquid. What do you mean you remember seeing it in old movies? You saw it. I don't think I ever saw one of those tubes filled with blue liquid with combs in it in real life. I don't think I ever saw it.

Really? Because when was the last time you got a haircut? It's been forever. That's why. When I did get a haircut, a person would come to my house and cut my hair. We did it like under the table. Damn. What?

I thought Adam was doing some up... I thought Adam was a bunch of having his hair cut at home. You were doing this growing up? No, way back in the day. So my mom would go to like super cuts and then we would find... Well, way back in the day dude this is some shit you do now as a guy but no no no you were having a person come to your home and cut your hair this is how you do it you'd go to super cuts and you'd have the girl like a mom's you have

the girl you liked who you're like oh i i like the way kelly cuts my hair so we say your mom was a lesbian right i don't know she went through a phase. She was cute. The haircut girl was cute. But you'd be like, yo, can you come over, cut all of our hair one day? Like just just kick it out the house. We call them haircut girls. Okay. She was like, come here and then you don't have to pay super cuts. Exactly. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, wow. I feel like my mom was cheap as hell. And she never had this fucking side hustle. Right.

The scam. It's the same price they just don't have to give her. But your mom wasn't a lesbian like Blake's was obviously. Apparently not. It was free haircuts. She didn't go through that phase. Between haircuts my mom and Kelly would disappear but you know what? While I was sleeping.

And wrestle in the other room. Listening to Sarah McLaughlin and the Indigo Girls You got the fastest car. That's Tracy Chapman. I know but that was their song I'm the reality of the okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That is what they were that song is about getting away from life Like as they know it. Yeah song is about escaping like an abusive spouse You've got a job at Supercuts. Come on over. Pretend to cut hair.

Come to my house and cut my kid's hair. That's cool, man. Then lick up my pussy. What? Tracy. Tracy, I don't know. That verse is just not, it's just not it's not you know I think the I think the hook is catchy but that verse I don't know the car is cool

I'm loving the no, it's based on real. I love the car thing In fact, I think we named the whole song fast car but the coming over the house In the kids hair and then immediately licking the pussy. I don't know if it's believable. Is that even a thing that happens? What kid would be stupid enough to not realize that you're muff diving in the, in the room over? That's weird. His name was Blake Anderson. I'm on a muff dive.

Dive so fast felt like I was diving in the muff. I just got hit by a car full of regret. That is too old to look like that. Still be an Aiden pussy. Give yourself points. I was just hit by a car full of regret. Yes, points! Points!

Yas Queen. Oh my God, Tracy Chapman. No, we didn't do that. When I was a kid kid we went to my grandfather He used to cut everybody's hair and then like before the maggots were in your cup before the maggots everything Everything needs to be now stated as before and after the maggots come yes BM before maggots yeah, right yeah, yeah, so BM When I was a child in the VM we would my grandfather used to cut everybody's hair

But then his knuckle yeah like arthritis or something his knuckles were like too fat to fit through the doopy trims Those scissors scissors. Yeah, the scissor like you know That's man man. Yeah, so yeah like fat knuckles. They don't make them like that Yeah, and so I think he stopped cutting hair and we would go to his homie that had a barber shop and it was awesome, dude. It was right next to the rail yard. So you just saw trains going past all day and it was loud as fuck. And I like that you're like, this is awesome. It was as a little kid.

Adam's life. He's like, we are planning cricks and then we go get haircuts in the train yard. Yeah, we had to work for 10 hours too, but my grandfather had really big knuckles. And so they all the old men would sit outside and chain smoke cigarettes. And then you'd go inside and they had like those classic big ass chairs that would that weighed like a thousand pounds and they'd stand around and there was deal. I remember this vividly because I was like, this is crazy. Everyone would get a pet raccoon, smoking cigarettes inside, outside. They'd sit in like a shitty foldout chairs outside. Read the newspapers and they had ashtrays built in human skull to the barber chairs.

Yeah, I remember that. I remember that for sure. Dude, I was like this. It was like a car ashtray, right? With like the lid would flip. Oh, shit. It was the shit. And they he had so many stuffed fish, every type of fish on the wall possible.

And he would tell you stories about each one. And my dad later would be like, he's a lion, son of a bitch. Those stories change. I stuck my dick in my dick. And be like he's a lying son of a bitch those stories change My dick and now that one's mouth Yeah, Blake he told that to a seven-year-old About stuffing his dick and a wall eyes mouth doesn't even need to go My haircuts were different than yours That we heard we know everybody gets different haircuts you want to know why I don kind of stories? That you heard? We know. Everybody gets different haircuts.

You wanna know why I don't cut my hair anymore? I'm a little scarred. Yeah? I'm a little scarred. Dude, that one there, Blake, what are you, that one there, I used to fuck that one. What? Yeah, I was just, it was kind of a cute story

of like he had funny stories of catching all these different fish, and my dad would call him a liar later. Cop dome off of that one. Sorry, that goes back to when I used to work at the butcher's shop, when people would bring in fish, my boss, Rocky, would always make jokes about sticking his dick in the fish's mouth, so that's where my-

The mouth butt? Yeah. You said sticking his dick in the mouth butt. Come on. You misspoke, you fucking idiot. idiot wait a second people could bring in fish that they caught and you guys would clean them out She a pretty tight service. Yeah, you could bring in deer you shot you could bring in yeah, you could bring in whatever you could bring in Oh, whatever you need to chopped up. Did you bring in a cat? Did you bring in a dog cat dog dude?

Whatever that's like the Eric Andre sketch waiting to happen. He's gotta go to Springfield this weekend, pretend to be Haitian, and go to the butcher with a dog and be like, okay, do you guys, and it's still alive, still alive. It's my niece's birthday. Say it! He has to do it.

So Eric just won an Emmy, right? Which is so tight. An Emmy, yes. So tight. Yeah. He's getting back to back mentions here. I feel, yeah, that's right. I feel if he does that sketch,

he immediately gets an E-Got. Yeah, yeah. Don't you just give him all the other awards at once? Yeah. E-Got arrested is what happened. Yeah, whoa. Hey. Yes, points.

He would get an E-shot. Somebody would shoot him. Isn't he Haitian? Where's his dad from? I can be way off, Yes, points! He would get an E shot. Somebody would shoot him. Isn't he Haitian? Where's his dad from? I could be way off, but I think his... I don't know. I thought his dad was not American.

I could be wrong. It's mom, it's Frank. Things got real quiet. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if she's not. All I know is she's not a bum. He's not a bum.

Okay. He's a hard-working, hard-working, hard-working. But yeah, is he's not a bum. He's not a bum. Okay. He's not. Hard working, hard working, hard working. But yeah, if he brought in a dog to a butcher in Springfield and was like, how much to, I'll kill it. But before I, I didn't want to kill it before I found out how much it would cost to get it butchered here. They would lose their minds.

Trump would be talking about that in minutes. It's science. Well, he should do it. My dad and I went fishing when he was here like a month ago. And we got a few keepers. Did we talk about this last time? It was the fucking shit, dude. We went like-

This is the ocean fishing? Yeah, we went 30 miles out. Is this another trip or is this the trip? I think this was the trip. I think this, well, we went twice now, but I think this was the last trip and we got to keep the fish and then they're like, well we got to clean it for you because there's worms in them. That shit's in court.

Oh, it all comes full circle. I think I know what happened. It's weird that it's a very worm heavy episode, but they cut open the fish. There's worms in in all fish There that's what they said there's worms in all the fish that's in all the fish. There's worms and so I need more information What does this mean? Yeah, what does that mean? There's words. Hi that that's all the information I said I need more information after it. Yeah, sorry There you go, I guess Do you think I'm a fucking scientist?

Are these like, are these like- Worms? Because we have like bacteria that lives on our stomachs that like helps break down shit. Is this similar to that or is this worms as we know it? Worms. Living in fish in the middle of the ocean. Well, not like, not my motherfucking earthworm gym

all up in a sturgeon's belly, but- It's parasites. It's like I don't know any other Well They eat worms. So of course their body probably exudes worms. It's like the whole I'm sorry. I eat chicken. I'm not Shitting out feathers. Well, you what are we talking about feathered? But you're probably shitting out feathers. What are we talking about? Well, you're deep feathered, but you're probably shitting out like, you know, chicken skin and all that. You probably-

I'm not laying it. You probably have worms. You probably have worms. I don't, I mean, I don't know if we have worms or not. One of the gnarliest videos I ever saw was, did you ever see that video of where it was like a piece of pork and then they like pour Coca-Cola on it

and then like all these worms start to crawl out of the pork and they're like, they like pour Coca-Cola on it. And then like all these worms start to crawl out of the pork and they're like, this is why you shouldn't eat pork. Can you hit that one for me, please? Yeah, you're right. I bet we do have worms. With the way it was explained to me actually. Adam, you're trying to, I feel like what Adam's doing is he's trying to,

he's trying to normalize. He's like, yeah, these fish had worms. I think everyone does. I think it's actually not a big deal. It's actually kind of healthy if you have the cups with your toothpaste. think it's actually not a big deal. It's actually kind of healthy if you have the cups with your toothpaste. Adam, no, everyone doesn't have worms, player. Worms, maggots, these are, it's the circle of life.

The way it was explained to me is like birds will eat shit and then, and they will have worms. They will shit that out. The smaller fish will eat the bird shit. Then they get eaten by bigger fish, which then get eaten by bigger fish. And the circle of life continues and the worms keep getting in larger and larger fish. And that's why they're in the fish that we caught. That's how it was explained. But the worm is in the stomach, right?

Which you're losing anyway. Yeah, like what we're saying. Or the worm is in the stomach, right? Which you're losing anyway. Is that what we're saying? Or are they like in the muscles? Somehow. It was like in the muscles. Because it like weasels in. Is this like how RFK had a worm in his brain? Oh damn. I'm assuming that's the exact reason.

I'm assuming that's the exact reason. Do you go fishing with him? And then he sliced it all up and looked, and then when he gave us the fish, he goes, this should be good. And we were like, oh, okay. I don't like what's happening. Oh, can I throw it back now?

Just throw it back. I gotta look this up. Yeah, that's really freaking- Worms and fish. That's why you just got slipped, stick to eating Clif bars, that's it, nothing else. Maybe this is when we all go vegetarian. Like, forget that.

I'm not trying to eat any sort of like worm flesh. That's disgusting. It's not that big of a deal. What do I do if I find a worm in fish? Remove the worm, examine the fish for others, and cook or freeze the fish. That's exactly what we did. We followed all those rules.

That's cool. Here we go work food and wine Worms are pretty common in these types of fish. Here's what to do. Okay. Yeah, they're like little tiny like Microscopic worms. They weren't no a straight-up song. Oh one was this large. Yeah Like an angel like not you gotta get on YouTube to see not now it looks like not looks like glass noodles, but just yeah It's not it's not like it's not like an earthworm Jim no okay, right? It's like a it's like a maggot like a maggot no not even skinnier than a maggot skinnier than a max It looks like a little glass noodle. Yeah, I mean this is what I'm looking at is yeah Probably an inch long at the end of some forceps.

The kind of shit that if it was in your hair, you couldn't tell. By the way, glass noodle, I understand what you're saying, but the way you're able to just throw out glass noodle so easily, I feel like... Australia might have a lot of glass noodles. Are you eating a lot of glass noodles down there? I'm so fucking hungry.

Listen here, mate. What I'm saying is it's But why like kind of transparent as opposed to spaghetti? Yeah, no, I know I saw them I'm trying to illustrate a picture you did such a good job in the way it just came out so Easily did you think I said glass noodle? I'm saying ass noodles there. We go, baby. You ever get an ass noodle Yeah glass noodle. Stop saying glass noodle. I feel like that's... I feel like it's pretty common.

Is it that common? Of a thing that people know. I don't know. It's like the rock fucked glass noodle. This is a big ass worm. Holy shit. No, I don't like that one bit. So did you eat the fish?

Yeah. Did you keep it? Yeah. Yeah, there we go. What kind of fish was it swordfish or what yeah? No we caught a tuna Mahi tuna and then That's worth like thousands of dollars dude, and I'll send you a photo. It was a big fucking bitch I'll show you the photo now. I mean aren't they like seven or eight feet long and humongous Ours wasn't that big. Well, there's-

Blake, don't laugh at me! There's different types of tunas. Is that what your mom told you? She's gonna- Don't get started! Oh boy. This is the fish. Oh shit, hella worms.

Look at all those worms. Those are the worms? Those are the worms. Those are worms? Oh my god, this is the grossest fucking episode I've ever- That was like in the tail. Those are the worms. Those are worms? Those are worms, dude. Oh my god, this is the grossest fucking episode I've ever... That was like in the tail. Those are the worms, dude. But whose hand is that? That is the guy who helped us clean the fish.

Your grandpa's knuckles? No! Look at his hands. Big knuckles. That's a fisherman. So this fisherman was badass. And he looked like such a man. I was like, this guy is like a 55 year old man. He graduated the same year of high school that I graduated. That's amazing.

We're talking about something. He was like, he was like, oh, you guys fuck with Nelly. And I was like, yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't know. I said something about Nelly or like I went on to lay on to lay mama. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like, oh, you fuck with Nelly. Adam, Adam never, never changed this. This old. Yeah, yeah Yeah, it's like are you fucking Ellie? I'm like Adam never never change this old this old. Are you fucking Ellie?

Huh, yeah, by the way same exact age. Oh, and then a mackerel dude the mackerel was sick. Mm-hmm. Oh cool Oh, that's gorgeous. Yeah, that's good. I Thought that like I thought tuna were worth like $60,000 or something. Yeah, that's some good eatin'. I'd stick my dick in that one. If you catch like an enormous one, they are. I just say that's good eatin' when I don't know

what I'm talking about. That's good eatin' right there. Oh, dude, the amount of time that my dad said that's good eatin' on this boat. Good, then I'm pumped. Dude, the amount of times he said that's good eatin'. That's good eatin', and then they have to tell him actually those we don't eat those And then and then what's funny is the fish?

I mean not to call my dad out, but yeah to call him out a little bit the fisherman was like actually It's not on like two separate occasions It's not actually it's bad eating it's poisonous that's all muscle. It's actually that's bad eating. It's not good eating. It will kill you. Yeah, don't. Right. Definitely don't eat. That's a puffer fish. Do not eat that. Yeah. Think he starts saying it about everything. Like you get a hot dog and be like, that's good eating, right? That's good. Yeah, it's those fish are actually known as worm bags.

But yeah, I mean, I guess you could. That's good. No, those are the worms. We're cleaning the fish right now. You don't want to eat those. Definitely not. Yeah, but yeah, it could be good. It's like glass. It's like a bowl of glass noodles. Put a little soy sauce on that. Spilling out of his mouth. That's good eating right there. Add a little edamame. Don't mind if I do. That's good eating. I like that. I like that. It was December 2019 when the story blew up. In Green Bay, Wisconsin, former Packers star Kabir Bajabiamila caught up in a bizarre situation. HGV explaining what he believes led to the arrest of his friends at a children's

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only on Apple Podcasts. exclusive bonus content by subscribing to iHeart True Crime Plus only on Apple Podcasts. I cannot move on from the cup-o maggots. Dude, I think I'm stuck. I know we moved on to fishing. I think this might be back to worms. Yeah, this might be one of the most important episodes because I think this is a call to TII Nation. Go up to your toothbrush cup tonight. Yes, please do.

This morning, whatever time you're listening to this. Take a picture. Take a picture. Send it to DyrdsonDM. We'll post it. Yeah. And it's called, it's a picture, not pitcha, or whatever the hell you just said. A pic-

Me? You said pitcha. Yeah. Well, he's British. He's been in Straya for a while. Yeah. It he's British. He's been in Australia for a while. It ain't British, man. It's Australian, mate. But go take a picture, but also clean that shit out.

Everybody, keep up on your cup. We want before and afters. We wanna see progress. We want before and afters. Show us that clean cup. This is hot. Go to the CII and we'll post them. And the Instagram is going to be a whole week of cups. I did wash the cup out immediately and then was bummed because I had a bunch of dishes that I was about to do.

But I washed that out first and then I realized I didn't have any more of the sponges. And I washed that out and now I was like, well I can't use this sponge on any of these dishes. No, no. I have to throw it out. Yeah. That's gotta break. Well also like, there's gotta be black mold in there.

If you got that on the sponge and then you're just wiping that into your other dishes and whatnot. We haven't even started on that. The unseen killer, the black mold. You got like- I don't think so. You need to be very careful with that. Flat mold is bad. Isn't that how it goes?

Hey, I heard it's good eating. I don't think so. Hey, that's good eating. Mickey, as the guy with the weird autoimmune disease that has ruined his life, I don't think so. I don't think it's anything to worry about. I mean, dude, by the way, this is something you might wanna like call the doctor

about and be like, could this be maybe a contributing factor? Do I have worms in my spine? Yeah, it's science. I feel like they would have found the worms in the spine. If you're just listening, Adam's face just got a little real. He was like, didn't really think of that there. And in order to see such hot facial content, you gotta smash the subscribe button

on our YouTube channel. Smush and smash, we're climbing, we're inching towards a million. Have we gotten to 101? Are we even, are we just dead at, are we taking back to 99? Yeah, I haven't looked. Ever since we hit the 100, I was like,

okay, well we're done here. Oh yes, is that what you do? Maybe that's why we're not getting a lot of subscribers on our, is because we truly don't look. I kind of forget that we have a YouTube channel some days. Most days, I don't know if I've ever looked. Here we go, I'm looking it up now. Jesus, I just want to. Hold up.

How many do we to... Hold up. How many do we got? Hold up. Well, we need the plaque. Oh, we are at 101, 101,000. There we go. Congrats, everybody. Yeah, wow. Big time. That's huge. Why don't I see the number of followers? Because you're bad at the internet. I really... Let's go! Oh, there we are. 101. That's pretty cool. You know what I did here Let's go! Oh there we are. 101. That's pretty cool. You know what I did here the other day? They're eating pets.

That's pretty cool. Yeah, 101. Look at us. Great. Who'da thunk? When is that trophy going to be? That plaque, rather. Are you going to replace your artwork there, Blake?

With the plaque? Yeah. Or are you just going to pivot it over just four inches that way? Yeah, I can always just kind of move the laptop. You're gonna need another four inches. Yeah, you're gonna need another four. I can always move the laptop as well, but yeah. Okay, any take backs, apologies?

This is the way. Yeah, I got a question for Blake. What'd you do with those chairs I gave you? Where are they? They're right there. Oh shit, are you calling them out? No, I just was thinking about them today, because I don't know.

He gave you chairs? I didn't get shit. I would show you. That is true. That is true. They're amazing. They're... They're chairs.

When Blake got his house, like the same week, Keith made some Marvel chairs. And I was like, oh. With, what's the chair company though? They're awesome. Madernica? You just said They're awesome. Madernica? You just said it.

Yes, kids from Madernica did a collab with Marvel and the chairs are absolutely. And they also make vaccines, Madernica. Yes, that's where I got it. They do everything. That's where I got my booster as well. Yeah, I got the COVID booster at the CVS. I got the Marvel collab booster, it was sick, dude.

It was like Wolverine claws and they just went. Yeah. Do you want to be the incredible Hulk? Yeah. Come on over. Get this Moderna shot. Well, if they if they made a vaccine boosters and shit like that, if that's how they marketed them. Yeah. As like you'll get Hulk strength. I might Fucking be more inclined to get my ass down there. To re-up. I think I skipped the booster,

cause I'm pretty sure I gotta read the fine print, but if you just have a few Zoas, it's almost the same thing as a booster, so that's kinda what I've been on. I'm still gonna send it. Yeah, and that, yeah, allegedly, I think you have to say allegedly with that one, but it would make a lot of sense to me, you know.

And I'm just one man. It's just there's a lot of words on this can. I can't don't have time to read it all. Yeah, I think that's a lot of words, but a lot of natural ingredients. Yes. Green tea, green coffee. Green coffee. Who knew about green coffee? Not me until I had a ZOVA that changed my life. I'm so awake now.

Any take backs, any take backs? Not really, today was a pretty, Adam, any lifestyle change? Any take backs, insults or lifestyle changes? This is the way. Is there anything you wanna change? And by the way, hey Chloe, if you didn't put the comb in the cup, my man's not putting maggots in this hair.

Okay. So how, so I'm not, I'm not here to tell your wife what to do, but like, blame the woman. Uh huh. Yeah. Uh, yeah. No, I already had that, uh, stern conversation, uh, stern conversation right before starting the podcast. Uh, sit down.

You guys had a house meeting. Hey, you mind sitting down real quick and in the conversation chair, those conversations through gridded teeth. I will take this child away. You're lucky. I'm about to have to go podcast. I got about to have to have to go podcast. Oh my God.

About to have to might be my new favorite combo of words. About to have to. I'm about to have to start saying that. Well, no, you know what? And obviously, I didn't want maggots. I did not want maggots in my hair this afternoon. And razor was the other thing in there. Yeah, your face is fucked.

But tell you what, if the C-combs weren't in the cup, I never would have known about them, and they would have ended up crawling up my toothbrush late one night. I like how Adam thinks they didn't do that every night. And burrowing, no, dude, I checked every little bristle. I checked every bristle, dude. No, dude, I was- You know there I checked every bristle dude. No, dude I was you know, there was a one bristle. That was a maggot place everything in the cup, dude

Everything in the cup. Hey homie. I am I am dude. I am I'm getting three of the bristles on your toothbrush for maggots that were like this dude Yeah, be quiet. Be quiet. Skinny up, skinny up, skinny up. You look like a glass noodle for. Dude, you need to replace everything in the cup. The razor, the comb.

Yeah, I know. Brush the cup. You need to go to the bathroom with some WD-40 and a lighter just or rubbing alcohol. You need to barbersaw the whole crib. Yeah. Hairspray and lighter. I'm going to torching everything a little bit. I'm going to. I'm going to.

Okay. Sooner rather than later. And I, and Chloe is going to want me to take back this entire conversation. And she's like, you're not going to talk about on the pot, right? Cause I was literally walking up to do the pot. And- A whole pot. A whole pot, but I'm like, I have to. Yeah.

And by the way, the fact that you're blaming just like standard standing water, are you going around the house? Are we checking other like things? No, it's the cup. It's the cup. It's the cup. I mean, we keep a clean house.

It's not like it's filthy or like, I like we have old food or anything. You're on record. What I'm not saying you guys don't keep a clean house. What I'm saying is I now don't know what you consider keeping a clean house. I think if it's, if it's, if it's humid and moist there, it's a snoop around. Yeah. It could go, you could go for a snoop around. That's all. Check that lamp behind you. It's only in the master bathroom that is like that because there's no fans Adams least favorite room in the house. The humidity when you take a shower it gets smuggy It just sits in there and I will admit that that is where I masturbate now because I have a child

Yeah, and you then you have to turn on the shower and act like you're taking a long shower, but really you're jerking off, right? You're a fucking disaster, my guy. I feel like this is what I do now. And so am I, is it kind of on me because I'm letting the humidity build? Because I need the extra time and I like the extra lubrication. So it's a little on me as a new father. Adam's like, wait, I just remembered I jizz in the cup, I jizz in the cup three times a week. I don't jizz in the cup, I want you to take that back right away.

The maggots are coming from inside the house. I told you not to put the comb in there, why, who cares? All right, is there any take backs, apologies, any epic slams? I take it back, I take it back love if you could take back that I jizz in my toothbrush cup because I do not in my cup. I take it back. I take it. Chloe, I would like to take back this story because I feel like people are going to think we don't keep it clean home, which we do, which we definitely do. You guys have been over. It's a very clean house. Swing by. Hey, test it out. Swing by. Swing the fuck by.

I got two questions. Blake, you have to answer it. Adam, you do not have to. I'll start with you, Adam. I will. How does Chloe keep her toothbrush? What is her method? You do not have to answer. You want me to answer this question? After. I just, if Adam wants to say how she keeps her toothbrush, he can. Or he can say we're moving on. Well, why would I not want to say how she keeps her toothbrush?

Because it's none of our business. Yeah. But I'm asking. Upper asshole. Upper asshole. She keeps it upper asshole. Let's go! Upper asshole.

Upper asshole. Super cool, yeah. No, she keeps it, she has... By the way, just made it way. Well. Yeah, I'll take that back I would like to take like you had you had nothing to apologize Let me just say something real out back with my brother today All you had to say was like different cup anything All you had to say was like different cup anything He's shoveling dirt on himself at this point he's shoveling the dirt on her she keeps it

She she brought we have electric toothbrushes at home And she brought hers and I didn't bring mine because I didn't know you could bring those places I did not know that they that there's a carrying case that we own right I didn't bring mine because I didn't know you could bring those places. I did not know that there's a carrying case that we own. I didn't know this. So I didn't bring it. So she has a case that she keeps it. You ever hear her walking around the house like, vroom? Yeah, every once in a while the door will be closed. She says, don't come in. And I just hear her brushing her teeth. That's not where I'm coming from. Yeah, you were, dude.

Take it back. Hey, take it back. She keeps it up her asshole and just forgets. She's like, oh yeah, no, I forgot. Oh man. Okay. Oh man. So where does she keep it?

In the holster. In the holster, the charging station. So you know. Sure. Okay. Yeah. So she brought her electric toothbrush. It's in the dock. Yes, it's in the holster, the charging station. So, you know. Sure. Okay. Yeah. So she brought her electric toothbrush, it's in the dock. Yep, it's in the dock. Yes, it's in the dock and I have a maggot cup.

That's what I, yeah. Have we checked the dock? And you have a maggot cup that is full of maggot. I mean, I'm going to, I'm going to. It's a maggot cup. He has a Donald Trump maggot cup that is filled with maggots. And it's that, it's that.

Dude, I'm still. He just says it real fast, it's a maggot cup. It's bad. It's bad. Dude, that's a real fact. It's a maggot cup. I'm still getting Donald Trump emails. The amount of unsubscribed, that guy is relentless. I mean, there's a reason he was president. He is. Yeah, he's good at marketing. He's relentless.

He's good. And he's got a few good ideas. Blake, where do you keep yours? You have to answer. I have a cup, but I have a dock as well that I usually keep my toothbrush in. Is it the dock? I have several toothbrushes. I have an electric brush and a manual brush.

How do I, how do I have more questions? Why do you have a cup? Do you drink out of the cup? I keep my toothpaste in the cup. Why? I don't know. Keep it in a drawer, dude. I know. Do you have any take backs?

I'm going to change my lifestyle. I feel like today was probably the most important episode we ever have done. It really was. This is before a BM. This is a BM. We're changing our lifestyle. All of us are changing our lifestyle. And see, when I thought about telling this story, I was like, well, I think the guys are going to think it's gross, but we'll move

on pretty quickly because it's not shitting out the rotisserie chicken string. Yeah. But turns out I was wrong. I think this had some weight to it. Yeah. I think it's super, it's just an important topic. We got to, we got to change our lifestyle. Right. It made me remember, and we can say this for next episode, the other day I went swimming and when I looked in my goggles, I was filled with leeches. All right.

We'll do it live! Take backs, apologies. Are you gonna do any? Did we already do some? I think we did them. All right. And that was another episode of This Is Important! I think we did them. Alright. And that was another episode of...

This is important! Adam, thank you. Thank you so much. Dude, the new country version of this is actually kind of banging. Luke Combs, dude. Yeah, it's the same song. Speaking of banging, he's got a nice voice. I need to call my mom. What? It is. Speaking of banging. He's got a nice voice. I need to call my mom. Yeah.

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