This Is Important - Ep 219: Say Less But Actually Say A Little More
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Today on This Is Important.
Throwing bologna and Viagra.
The spread, the spread was fantastic.
Hey, I'm a hung boy.
I'm hung as hell, dude.
I'm in.
I'm fully hung.
Let's go!
Oh yeah!
Wake up!
Yeah, sucker!
How long have you been back, Anders, from Australia?
Just got to take this call. How long have you been back, Anders, from Australia?
Just gotta take this call.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Hello.
What are you asking?
When do I come back from Australia?
He's posing with his iHeartRadio podcast award.
And what is it, best comedy?
Is it best comedy podcast or funniest podcast?
Toasty! Best comedy, which best comedy podcast or funniest podcast? Best comedy which this comedy is funny. I mean it's funny. Yes. Yeah, the bottom of it's super sticky
So I have to like put paper on it. So doesn't like stick to my desk. It's a fucking nightmare
It's melting but does best comedy even good if it's anything like the Emmys it doesn't necessarily mean funniest
We are the bear of podcasts.
I like that.
Yeah, we are definitely.
Yes, chef.
Yeah, maybe that's what they're kind of saying is we're sort of the bear.
Like it's just well crafted.
Yeah.
Right.
It's mostly about Todd's editing and less about what we're talking about, I think.
And Anna's producing.
The first episode of this season of The Bear
was kind of like a best of.
It was just kind of like clips of things that have happened,
to just catch you up.
Yeah, so I guess that makes sense.
That makes perfect sense, then, yeah.
I'm back from Australia for right now, dude.
Okay.
For good or for right now?
For right now.
They're taking a few weeks off production to like do some writing stuff.
But I went, I was here, this is for Monarch.
Yeah.
I'm going to be a cool dude I think this episode.
Yeah, that's great.
That's really good.
I came back and they were like, you can chill.
And then the next day they go, actually come on out.
You're going to work one day.
And so I flew to Australia, worked a day and flew back.
Why?
So you were home and then they were like,
we actually need you and you had to fly all the way.
So, and that, what is that flight?
It's like 17 hours or something, right?
Oh my God.
It's 14 LA to Brisbane.
Only 14.
Woof.
Somebody help me!
Intense.
And when they fly you though, I mean, they gotta fly you first class, right? Yeah, only for wolf. Somebody help me. Intense. And when they fly you though, I mean, they got to fly you first class, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, look, you're sleeping.
Are you Qantas dude?
You got one of them pods?
Yeah.
I'm a Qantas man.
Yeah.
Qantas that's the, that's the Australian.
Now is it business class or first class?
Cause there is a distinction on that flight.
Okay.
This is business, but there's, there is no distinction.
Okay.
Okay. This is the top of the flight. Okay. This is business, but there's, there is no distinction. Okay. Oh, okay.
This is the top of the line.
Okay.
I mean, I saw the first class and I was like, oh, so this is first class.
And then I got to business class and I go, so this is also the same shit.
Oops.
Winning.
Maybe they get like ice cream or something.
Yeah.
Oh damn.
Actually worth it.
Maybe they get better meals.
I don't know.
I did that flight one time first class.
Me and Efron had to go do press for Mike and Dave.
Zach.
Zachary Efron, and yeah, the first class was so dope,
and they give you like the size of a small room,
and you have a bed, you can like stand in next to it.
That's to Sydney, that's to Sydney.
Yeah.
Maybe Sydney's got the banger.
Maybe it's just like a different banger plane.
Cause it was really sick.
And there was like a bar you could hang out in.
You could go upstairs to it, right?
Yeah.
Yes.
That's so sick.
And then they gave you pajamas
with your initials embroidered on them.
No.
What the hell?
Embroidered.
It was sick.
What the hell? Oh, we justidered. It was sick. What the hell? Yeah. Oh, we just got
pajamas. And I was like. Yeah, they had our fucking initials embroidered on our PJs.
That's boss shit. Yeah, that's tight. Yes, but also the first class is so much more, I mean,
I didn't pay for it, so what do I care? But it's so much more expensive. If you're paying for that, just to have your initials embroidered and like,
maybe 10 square feet of standing space.
That's a lot of money to blow on.
Cause I think it's like 25 grand or some shit.
I think, yes, I think it's, it's, it's close to 30 grand.
Oh yeah.
I bet it's gone up.
Jesus Christ.
That's crazy.
Oh yeah.
Businesses close to 20. Oh yeah, I bet it's gone up. Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Oh yeah.
Business is close to 20.
You gotta have your company pay for that.
Or you're bad with money.
Or you're bad with money, or you hate money.
Which I can be, which I can be.
Yeah, I'm gonna splurge, yeah.
I'm gonna splurge a little bit, sweetheart.
But like, you sleep most of it.
You watch three movies and you sleep, you know,
and that's it. But dude, I just you sleep, you know? And that's it.
But dude, I just was like,
I decided to stay essentially on LA time
because I found out my call time,
my pickup was 3.30 a.m.
Because we were doing like some like sunrise shot.
Spoiler alert.
So I go, all right, you know what?
I'm just gonna stay up.
I woke up at 2.30 the first day
and then I just woke up before work at 1.30 a.m.
and like hit the gym before work.
Hell yeah.
Like a total psycho.
And talk to Kyle.
Kyle called me when I was in the gym.
Yessir.
Oh, how is he?
Should we FaceTime him?
I talked with Kyle last week too.
Look at us go, talking with Kyle.
Yeah.
He must be lonely.
He didn't pick up my call.
That's interesting.
I tried to call him.
Were you calling him during the week?
He's a busy man now, you know.
He doesn't have time to talk to you during the week.
It has to be a weekend endeavor to talk to Kyle.
I did talk to him on a Saturday for sure.
Seems like he's doing well.
He's loving the film, he's doing good.
If he was doing well, why was he calling?
Yeah, it was a cry for help.
I knew what was. Because I know what I'm doing well, why was he calling? Okay? Yeah, it was a cry for help.
I knew what was...
Because I know what I'm doing well, not calling you guys.
Yeah.
Don't need this to be...
That's why I don't know if I've ever...
Barely think of you.
You guys are my rock bottom, actually.
Yeah.
If I call you guys, something's up.
It's bad.
Yeah, that's actually true.
I don't know if I've ever gotten a phone call from Dyrs.
I feel like every once in a while, Blake and I will catch up.
Yeah, oh shit, Blake's calling me.
I gotta take this.
I've never gotten a phone call from Anders.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
Oh shit, Ders.
Hey, you will.
Ders is calling me.
This isn't good, I gotta take this.
Oh shit, uh oh.
What's up, Ders?
Do you get hacked?
Hey, I need a place to sleep.
Exactly.
Can I come live with you? You don't even say hello? Um, do you get hacked? Hey, I need a place to sleep.
You don't even say hello. You just say, you good?
5,000%.
Uh, you good?
And you just hear this on the other line.
I'm good.
Can I stay at your place?
I'm not asking.
Uh, there was a fire.
Yeah.
There was a fire.
There was a fire.
What's up, man?
Uh, I actually, uh, dirt, the Tesla exploded.
It's true.
Everything they said, it happened.
They're looking for me.
They're looking for me. They're looking for me Who's they
I'm leaving my phone here. So they can't track me. Who's they who's they? Hey, you good. They're looking for me. They're looking for me
Okay, okay, where are you? Where are you? Where are you right now? I don't even know. Well, here's a here's a real question
Where are you right now? I don't even know.
Well, here's a real question.
Do you think, because I feel back in the day
when we were like 25, we would have been like, let's do it.
We're in it together.
When we were just younger, full of vigor.
Just filming Louise.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like if I were to go, Blake,
I need you to help me bury this body.
Right. Yeah.
It was an accident.
I feel like at 25 years old,
Say less. We would have said, say less. Say was an accident. I feel like at 25 years old we would have said say less.
Say less.
I'll dig the hole. You show me where the ocean is.
Yes, absolutely.
But now I feel like all of us would be like, dude, that sucks. I'm not going to tell on
you but that sucks.
Yeah, you're going to have to figure that out.
I don't even have a shovel.
Right.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't even have a shovel. Right. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know where dirt could be.
Honestly.
I don't know, my yard's all full of other bodies.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Yeah, sweetheart, I'll be right there.
No, it's Uncle Adam.
Sorry, he needs a weird favor.
He said hi.
So are you gonna be on the podcast or?
Do you think we would rat each other out?
Or do you think we would be tight-lipped?
Because I hope we would be tight-lipped.
There's no way I'd go, I'm hanging up.
Yeah, can't say less, say less, say less.
Actually say less.
Actually say way less.
Literally say way less. Literally say less. Say way less. Actually say way less. Literally say way less.
Literally say less.
Say way less.
I didn't need to hear that.
Or you just go, ha ha ha ha ha.
That's hilarious, I'm letting you go now.
That's hilarious.
You're always doing funny jokes exactly like this.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm laughing at how funny that is.
I'm letting you go now.
Ha ha ha ha. You are continuously changing the way people think about comedy
Still my funniest friend okay bye bye now
Bye bye
Yeah, no that is right we wouldn't but back in the day
I think we would have at least I would have for you guys I think you guys would have I know you would right?
But what age did that stop is the question because I feel the same way now I would go oh, dude
I don't really need to hear any more of this when you look into the eyes of your firstborn
Yeah, that's when you go. I wonder is that is when it was. I can't bury the body. That ether escapes.
I can't bury the body with the homie anymore.
Yeah, that sucks.
That's the first thought when I look into my baby daughter's eyes.
I'm like, I can't bail Adam out anymore, man.
It's not gonna happen.
What hasn't happened, this is a hypothetical, but yeah.
Yeah, again. Yeah. This time.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Ha.
Yeah, I guess that was the first.
Did you guys have any kind of epiphany
when you looked into your son or daughter's eyes
for the first time?
Because I sure didn't.
Yeah, I was like, what's these boogers all in their eyes?
Yeah.
That belly button cord is gross.
I'm pissed now.
Ugh.
I was like, ugh.
And then they got to rub the jelly
like all over him right away.
And you're like, don't do that doctor. And they're like, we have to. And you're like, oh then they got to rub the jelly like all over him right away And you're like don't do that doctor and like we have to and you're like, oh why that sucks
He doesn't he doesn't like that. They're like, you know, you got it
You got you got to cut the little you got to snip the little belly button the bilko cord
I'm like, yeah, did you guys do that? I didn't do it. They're like, do you want to cut it?
I go I'm good. You passed. Yeah, I said I made the joke up from that rap song. He needs to cut it
Yeah, it's science. Oh you hit him with the what is ot Genesis?
Yeah, something like that is like he needs to cut it. They didn't get it. I got no laughs or appreciation
It'd have been cool if they were really on board like,
he needs to cut it. Are people still doing this? I don't know. I feel like they're not doing the
motorcycle. They're not revving it. Are they still doing this? Cause I like this. This is a fun dance
move where the two fists up and you just wiggle them back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. We got to bring
back the like forearm dancing because that we were
strong. Trump is doing it. I can't really bend over and move my legs at all anymore.
So all of my dancing needs to be titties and up upper upper upper body. And I can't really
move my back a lot either, but I can move my shoulders a lot and a lot of Adam does
a lot of eyebrow dancing these days. It's like looking this way, looking that way.
The walk like an Egyptian video.
Just fucking I love that.
Adam's just in the corner at the wrap party, just fucking
repping that cycle, baby.
Dude, our wrap party for the Righteous Chimps is this Saturday.
The black keys are going to DJ.
Oh, really? A fucking throw down dude it's the
windjammer on Isla Palms I believe Blake
has been there yes it's I love it out
there oh yeah one time yeah there's no
hurricanes touching down there right you
guys are all good oh yeah oh dude oh dude
I didn't tell you guys about this
that hurricane that just came through
that that really fucked up Asheville, North Carolina.
I mean, it's decimated, the whole town.
It's so sad.
Yeah, it's bad.
That's where we took our first,
our one year anniversary, Chloe and I.
We went to Asheville.
And that's where we did the hot air ballooning and stuff.
Is that a bad sign for your guys' relationship?
Or are you just like,
it's like it?
It could be, it might be.
I don't think so.
We'll see if every place we've done a anniversary,
it gets decimated.
Are we gonna get a call from you?
Goodbye.
It gets decimated.
Then I think it would be a bad sign.
But right now I'm thinking it's just a fluke.
Blake, remember how Asheville got decimated?
Laguna Beach was decimated.
Adam's calling me.
I got to take this.
Adam's actually calling me right now.
Yeah, a true bummer.
It was a weird hurricane that it stayed inland, and they never do that.
They always stick to the coast.
So people weren't ready for it. And we were shooting in Columbia, South Carolina, which is two hours inland from Charleston. So we actually felt a lot of it while we were shooting like trees were down. The power was out in the house and we were but they had lights coming through to like with generators. So we were able to shoot in the dark
and we all had our flashlights out on our phones
to see where we were going.
And there was no AC and it's hot and muggy.
It was a disaster.
And then a couple hours in, the power kicked back on,
thank God, and we were able to continue shooting.
But yeah, it was nasty.
That was the worst hurricane I have ever been in.
And I think that's my third one now.
And I wasn't.
Adam's fucking Bill Paxton over here
just fighting hurricanes.
Yeah.
I shoot out here, you know?
So you just get hit with them.
Run get out the hurricane.
And I wasn't even expecting it.
It like came out of nowhere, this storm.
It was like, oh yeah, this storm and then it got then we got what papped
Do you think it would have happened if you if you weren't there?
It's like is this your final destination type shit happening. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I guess it is all about me
Mark Wahlberg the happening wind movie happening at you. Oh shit
Yeah, I guess it is all about me the the happening wind movie happening at you? Oh, shit. Yeah, I guess it is all about me.
The happening, that was the one where Mark Wahlberg
was the scientist, right?
That was so good.
Yeah, he's a teacher.
That was like, everyone's like, whoa.
And he's like, this doesn't add up.
A lot of that.
It's a lot of math jokes.
It is. Yes, points!
Oh!
Now, I feel like, and no shots fired against Mark Wahlberg,
I think he, I really like Mark Wahlberg.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's a good guy.
He's a good pal.
He's a good burger.
But I feel like, much like myself,
I wouldn't make a very convincing scientist.
Yeah, right. For sure.
And I also kinda don't think Mark Wahlberg
made a very convincing scientist.
Right. Hold up.
Like I'm not, like Chloe said the other night, we watched some, this is, we're watching some show I think Mark Wahlberg made a very convincing scientist. Right. Hold up.
Like I'm not, like Chloe said the other night, we watched some, we're watching some show
and she's like, he's the president on this show.
He's always played the president.
Some actor, I don't know the guy's name.
And I go, yeah, I wonder if I'll get to play the president.
And she goes, no, you'll never get to play the president.
What?
Dude.
And I'm like, yeah, well, yeah, you're probably right.
And she's like, I bet you'll play it like a beat cop several times.
I think you're entering your beat cop era.
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, you're probably right.
I'll play like just a cop.
Just a cop.
Damn, dude.
Who's on the force.
You might want to drop Isaac as your manager and have Clodog step in. Clodog. I mean obviously we joke but I think that about that every
day. Anytime I'm like hey what's that person's name and he goes I know it, I have it, it's
written, it's somewhere. Kirsten. Spielberg? Yes. Yes. That's it. Yeah. Now what was that
guy, he directed like a lot of huge movies, wrote a lot of huge movies,
worked with Seth Rogen a lot.
His name starts with J, rhymes with HUD.
Jed? I don't know.
I haven't written. I know who he is.
It's written somewhere.
So I do think about Fiery and Isaac to answer your question. Judge Reinhold. Friggin' Sia. Isaac's written somewhere. So I do think about firing Isaac to answer your question judge
Reinhold
Let's just let that hang here
Yeah, all righty Isaac
But we can't because then who's gonna get who's gonna show their titties on tour who's going to get here the person's on tour
I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits and that is the trade-off you could get some whip smart
Yeah, you know guys who's for business thinking. Yeah, this is minded forward thinking. Yeah
intelligent
Aware yes
Flashing their titties exactly not as far and they're not and that's
Yeah, we love them. We're gonna keep them. Yeah, it's all about. Yeah. We love them. We love Isaac.
We're gonna keep them.
Yeah, we're gonna keep them.
We do. We do love them.
We love them.
We just gotta wait it out.
We just gotta wait it out.
He's like a dog that always pisses and shits on your shoes.
Sure. But he takes his shirt off and shows his nipples.
He's like always eating the couch and stuff,
but then he'll roll over and show his belly,
and you're like, yeah, yeah.
Aww, this little Isaac guy.
Look at those nipples.
Give him a little scrub.
What kind of dog is Isaac?
Is he, I mean, I'm getting mutt vibes right off the bat.
Yeah, definitely a mutt.
This is our manager, Isaac, for people that don't know,
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If this is your first episode,
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We are the bear of podcasts.
I feel like he would be like a big,
like one that has like a nude belly.
You know what I mean?
You know how some of them have like a lot of hair
on their belly and then everyone,
like a dog roll over and the belly's like kind of nude
and you see all the like the weird like nipples and like.
No sir, I don't like it.
Like skin tags that the dog has.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what Isaac is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's up with that?
Whatever dog that is.
A bare belly, something bare belly.
Skin tags, I think those are nipples though.
He's like, you know how those like eight things
on their belly?
No, skin tags, dude.
Dude, you know the hot ass skin tags, baby.
You see my skin tags?
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What are skin tags?
Are you guys starting to get them?
Are we the ace?
I have, I got one.
I should get it removed.
Where is it?
It's like on the back of my arm.
How do you, what's the process of that?
You got it under your armpit?
I think I have one on my neck,
but every once in a while I'll just take it
and rip it off and then I'll bleed.
Don't they say that like gives you cancer or some shit?
What, ripping off your skin tags?
Yeah, that's what I always heard.
Who said that?
I heard it can like fuck your back up
or like really mess up how you can walk. Yeah you can walk. It might give you an autoimmune disease
that makes it impossible to walk.
Yeah, I had never heard that, but maybe.
You haven't really ripped it off, have you?
Finish him.
I heard that they just don't stop bleeding is the thing.
But.
What the hell?
There's a lot of rumors about skin tags.
We need to really clear the air about skin tags.
I don't know.
I actually have never heard one single rumor
about skin tags.
I heard if you rip them off, it creates skin cancer.
That's what I always heard.
You always heard that.
This is the lobbyist for big skin tags.
Who's protecting skin tags and spreading all these rumors that yes
Kind of weird and I don't know who's always telling you this Soros
I feel like it was my mom my mom is like don't mess with wall
Did you have a lot of skin tags as a child? Well, I've got two big ones right here. Okay
Well, I've got two big ones right here. Okay
Don't have a lot of I didn't have a lot of skin tags. No, okay So then why was your mom always telling you that?
No, maybe we caught you in a fucking lie, dude
We just caught you no, you said I remember do you have any I
Think I'm gonna have one developing on the back of my neck
So as a 40 year old man, you might you think you might have one developing on the back of your neck
But your mom always tells you or told you when you were a kid to not rip them off
I think we caught you in a lie, dude. Adam, you fucking got him, dude. Dude, fuck off. I was playing with her skin tags.
I was playing with her skin tags, and she said,
don't pull it off.
So you're saying your beautiful mother
is covered with skin tags.
Is that what you're saying?
No, no, no.
There's just a few.
She's got a few big ones.
Oh. Big ones.
Doorknockers?
What are we talking here?
Okay.
My mommy's skin tags are bigger than most,
but she said don't pull them off
because that can create-
I didn't know.
I didn't know she had a skin tag condition like that.
Yeah, chill, bro.
Don't worry about it, all right?
I didn't know.
She said don't pull them off because that'll lead to skin cancer.
And so you were protecting her by pretending that they were your skin tags?
This is what I'm talking about. Skin tags are fine.
I think we gotta start talking about skin tags more.
Absolutely. I think this is a really important episode because don't be ashamed.
Skin tags are a neurogenic zone. I don't be ashamed. This is in tizer our
Neurogenist zone. I don't know if you guys knew that really. Oh, yeah, that shit's important. That shit's I love that
He got it wrong. That shit's important
Yeah, and say this is important that that works that way this important right on that shit's important
Nice. What what are skin tags?
What are they?
Deposits of skin?
Like what's the point of these things?
It's when you get old and your body starts to look like
like a bag of porridge.
You just, everything just sort of sinks in.
Sinks in.
That's what Kyle looked like since we were 20.
No, Kyle had to, I was looking at some old photos
growing up and, or when we were younger
and Kyle had some glow up years.
Kyle just took real big swings.
He had a glow up year where he would get in shape
and then look very bad.
Right, he went from glow up to throw up for sure.
He's probably at his best.
Skin tags are small soft
Small is highlighted, so I don't know what's going on with your mother Blake, okay?
That you're you said that I didn't say that but you said that multiple times that she had large massive
Bulbous skin tags skin tags are small soft benign gross
On the skin that are usually painless and don't change or grow.
Okay.
Does it, and does it say anything if you remove them, it gives you cancer?
Anna?
Yeah. Find that, that one out for us.
There's a lot of hearsay about skin tags.
If we go back on tour, should we pierce my skin tag?
Absolutely.
Or we rip each other's skin types off.
That'd be sweet.
Maybe that's, yeah.
With your teeth.
I love you.
If I put my skin tag in a shot, I'm a Lord while you do it, Blazer.
Absolutely.
It's like drinking the worm.
We do have to, I would like to do another big live show soon. We had something planned
and then schedules got a little wonky and I think we're going to have to pull out of
it, which is a bummer, but we haven't announced it yet.
So that's okay.
But we are looking to get something very fun in Vegas on the books.
Yes.
And that is our next big show.
Yeah!
That will be really fun.
What's up with that?
Speaking of, yeah, you know, I'm hosting the CNN New Year's Eve thing this year.
What? No.
Yeah. What?
With Anderson Cooper and...
Yeah.
So it's Anderson Cooper and the guy from Bravo,
Andy Cohen.
Yeah.
I haven't written.
Andy Cohen are hosting.
I love it.
NBC's asked me to host like the main thing several years.
Yeah.
And I was like, that sounds like the worst job.
So you're in Times Square, it's either snowing or it's raining or it's freezing.
It's freezing cold.
And you just have to sit outside for hours and hours.
Yeah.
And it sounds miserable.
And I'm like, that doesn't sound that fun.
So I've said no. And then CNN just asked me to do it and I'm like
Why don't want to go to New York and I thought that was Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen's thing, but they're like no
We're gonna have you do the Bahamans segment
Guess who my
Co-host is the rock the shark guy who we And guess who my co-host is? The Rock.
The shark guy who we dove with.
Who did you just play, Blake?
Who did I just play?
Uh-huh.
Lil' John.
Who did you- on the soundboard?
Lil' John.
Yeah!
Lil' John.
It's you and Lil' John?
It's you and Lil' John live from the Bahamas?
Yeah, man!
Bring it in the New Year?
Bring it in the New Year! Bring it in the New Year.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yessir.
That's gonna be amazing.
Isn't that a banger?
Yeah.
What a banger, dude.
Are you gonna be on a jet ski?
You're gonna be so un-sober.
Yeah, that's gonna be crazy.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Even Anthony Cooper gets like twisted on that.
Oh, he gets way hammered.
He starts to really.
It's kinda fun.
So here's the deal. And yes, I am obviously, I'm gonna be drunk, gets like twisted on that. Oh, he gets way hammered. He starts to really... It's kind of funny.
So here's the deal.
And yes, I am obviously, I'm going to be drunk,
but I'm doing the stem cells in like two weeks.
Yes.
And so you're not supposed to drink for three months afterwards
for the best results, for the absolute best.
You're not supposed to do what?
Drink for three months.
OK.
But one month they say definitely don't drink.
Is it on the cusp?
It's two months.
It's two months out.
It's like two and a half months.
Got to, mister.
But I'm like, two and a half months, you're basically there.
And then I won't drink it for a little while afterwards.
Your stems are stemmed.
You're good to go, I think.
Yep.
My stems are stemmed.
We're fully stemmed.
What have I been doing?
Yeah!
But that's going to be my big hurrah back into drinking. I'm doing the rap party for
gemstones is this weekend, and then I can't drink for two weeks until the stem cells.
They say don't drink anything for two weeks before and up to three months afterwards.
And so it's going to be the rap party. It's going to be my last time drinking and then I'm not going to drink again until
new years.
And why is that?
And guess what else, dude?
No caffeine.
What?
Zero.
What?
Zero caffeine.
And what are you at right now, caffeine wise?
I'm down to three caffeine beverages a day.
So.
Down to three.
Down to three.
And what does that mean?
Caffeine beverages?
Does that mean like three 12 ounce things or like
324 ounce things or yeah, are you drinking 40s? What's going?
No, I'm drinking like a regular cup of coffee and I'll have two cups of coffee
And then I might have a soda in the afternoon or something like a diet coke. No, Zoa
No, Zoa a cup of coffee is eight ounces. Yeah
Yeah, just a regular cup of coffee. No, you're telling me no Zoas?
I've gotten Zoa free.
And I hate to say that.
I hate to say that.
Dude, I ran out of Zoas.
That sucks.
No energy drinks.
I'm completely off of it.
You know they make it with green coffee.
And then I have to go no caffeine.
And the real kicker, dudes, the real number one stunner,
I can't smoke weed. What?
Yeah, what?
Should we have a funeral for you on the podcast?
It almost seems like not worth it
But my body is in shambles and it hurts to stand for more than like 20 minutes at a time
Are you bad again is your body falling apart again? I'm very bad. I'm very bad. Really?
Yeah. I've been shooting the last like month and a half really really every day
And I think my body just is not handling it properly.
Have you been doing jazz splits more?
Yeah, is this a heavy season?
I've toned down the jazz splits, but I
Here it comes.
It's a lot of like walking scenes
and just like running scenes the last week or so
and I think it just really fucked me.
But the last two weeks have been very, very bad.
You saw the script, they're like,
Adam, your character is just marathon running now.
It's really cool, you're gonna love your art.
They've actually been great
and I've told them about my condition,
they've been very accommodating.
But, um, what's the stem cell process?
It's an injection or what?
What even is that?
Yeah.
So they injected into your knees and then they're, well, I'm getting in my
knees, my hips, and then I'm getting intravenously for your entire body.
So it's an injection, the knees, the hips, and then the IV.
You're supposed to be on my crack?
Yeah.
This is your first time doing it?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah. And I go to Medellin, Colombia all by myself, dude. It's going to be a wild ride.
Right. You're not coming back.
Cogné!
You're going to stay. I think you're going to fall in love with the country itself.
Yeah. Okay. Medellin. And we're going fall in love with the country itself. Yeah.
Okay.
Good.
And we're gonna have to come visit you at your palace.
I actually do want to see, like, the...
They have, like, a Pablo Escobar, like, statue,
and I'm like, I kind of want to go check it out.
Dude, go see those hippos.
The cocaine hippos.
What hippos? What, the little one? The little viral one?
No, his...
What's the little viral hippo that everybody fucking loves?
I don't know, but what is that?
The little baby hippo with like no teeth.
I think I've seen that.
His name's like Debo or something.
Some do, people love this little hippo.
I've never really like dove into it
and it seems like something I really like.
Moodang, Moodang.
Our resident millennial says it's Moodang.
I really got a deep dive on some Moodang. Our resident millennial says it's Moodang. I really got a deep dive on some Moodang stuff
because it is a cute little guy.
Do you think we can get,
who's the guy from American Idol who does-
Sanjay.
No, no, no, the like Asian dude who did she bang, she bang.
Do you think we-
Oh, William Hung?
Yes, William Hung.
I think he does those.
Moodang.
What are those things you can pay people to do
to give your buddy a birthday shout out?
Or a cameo.
Yeah.
Cameo, I think he does cameos.
If we can get him to sing.
He for sure does.
Moodang, moodang.
For Anna's birthday gift, I think maybe we should do that.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Cause she's the biggest fan. I would prefer if we talked about it then didn't follow through so I just
paid for it and I need five dollars as I was saying it I was doing it I'm gonna
play she bangs real quick
Play She Bangs real quick, please. Like a Gemini.
You're playing games and now you're hitting my heart
like a drum.
Yeah, baby.
You gotta get to the chorus.
You gotta get to the chorus.
I mean, that's, you played the only part
of that song that no one knows.
She bangs, she bangs.
She bangs.
Oh baby, when she moves, she moves.
I go crazy cause she moves like a..., she moves. I'll go crazy cause she moves like it flows.
Oh my God.
It's a banger.
Well, by the way, dude, that,
that was way better than what I remembered.
Like- Yeah, that wasn't bad.
Yeah. That was better.
That was infinitely better.
Yeah.
Infinitely better than what I remembered.
I remembered it being horrific.
Don't say it, don't say it.
It's on the tip of his tongue.
And that was actually like, I mean,
the production value behind it was,
you could tell there was a producer
zsushing him up a little bit.
Really?
That sounded like a karaoke to me.
That was, that was not good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that, don't do that.
I think don't do that to him.
William got in the booth. Hey, I'm a hung boy. I'm hung as hell. I'm in. I'm fully hung. Hung.
We're the hung boys. So in Medellin, ask somebody to go take you to the hippos. Because I guess
he had hippos. William hung? Well, I, yes, I know. And they're everywhere. You can't walk 10 feet
without running. I think they're like, there's wild hippos.
I don't think that's true.
No, but there are wild hippos that he had in his zoo that were fucking.
So, yeah, Pablo Escobar had them.
They brought that.
He, like, built his own zoo when he was just, you know, stacking cash.
And that's what he was doing.
And then some of them got like released into the wild.
And now there's just like hippos
in living in the woods in Columbia.
But hippos are like the most aggressive animal
I think in existence.
Yeah, and that's the thing is people have to look out
for them because they'll fucking hungry,
hungry hippo your ass.
Yeah, so four hippopotamuses were first kept
by Pablo Escobar and his private zoo in the
late seventies and upon his death in 1993, they were allowed to wander his
unattended estate.
The hippos eventually broke out of the estate and were left to roam the outside
area due to difficulty and containment.
They couldn't get the hippos back in line.
No, they're not listening.
Right.
And now there's 20,000 of them.
No, they're not listening right and now there's 20,000 of them by 2019 their population had grown to approximately
100 hippos
About harming the native flora and fauna in the area as by the way flora fauna, okay
Do we know what fauna is? I know what I think flora's plant life flora is plant life What Flora is plant life? What the fuck is fauna?
Animals?
I don't know.
The flora of fauna in the area as well as posing a significant threat to the human population.
Sure, yeah, they're terrifying.
They're often popularly referred to as cocaine hippos.
Hello.
Hello!
Fauna is a term for animal life.
Fauna is all animal life.
That's crazy that hippos could just like flourish
in the wild like that.
You would think like maybe they would have a tough time.
Blake, animals are just, they're biological miracles.
That's crazy.
Hippos, I feel like need a really specific place
to like really spread their wings.
But evidently, I forgot how much you know about hippos.
Yeah, I guess I like our resident hippo expert.
They eat. They must eat a ton of food.
They're gigantic. They're just eating everything.
Pack of germs. Right.
Are they pack of germs? Are they a pack of germs?
I have no idea. I'm pretty sure they're pack of germs.
They're packing something. They're packing something
They got they're playing on them big-ass big-ass skin tags hanging between them legs boy
Okay, when it went in doubt the jokes
Dude hey, you know sometimes you gotta add it up, Hawk-Tua.
Wah-wah.
My favorite thing about our group of friends is our ability to hang on to a thing that
the rest of the world has deemed stupid and dead.
They've all moved on.
Hawk-Tua, boy, it's just eaten up.
Hey, we're still digging out the She Bang clips from the early 2000s.
This is true.
Bro, you gotta see this this Hawk to a clip.
Hey, if you're tuning in right now, we got the best William hung jokes.
We got really good Hawk to a bit.
Tune in.
You don't want to miss it.
No one tunes in halfway through a podcast.
You know that, right?
They start them at the beginning.
Hawk to a, they're going to tune into this one, Hawk Tuah.
Yeah, dude, don't worry.
Todd, clip this for me, please.
This is a commercial I'm doing for the pod.
Tune in.
Don't tell him what to do.
Okay, and you owe me $500.
Hey, do it.
All right, do it.
Tune in this week.
William Hung, Bits, and a lot of Hawk Tuah talk.
You're going to love it.
This is important live. William Hung Bits and a lot of Hawk To A Talk. You're gonna love it.
This is important live.
Is she starting a podcast, Hawk To A?
And is it not called Hawk To A?
It's called Hawk To A.
Oh wow.
Is it Hawk To A?
It's Hawk To A.
Don't even worry about it.
Yeah.
Well, that's good.
I'd like that for her.
She is kind of a sweet person.
She seems very nice.
Innocent. Well, she's a giver for sure. For sure? For sure she's a sweet person. She seems very like nice. Innocent.
Well, she's a giver for sure.
For sure.
For sure.
She's a giver.
Yeah.
There's no doubt.
So I do think you should go on the, you should go on to her podcast and give her the whole, the whole stem cell trip, break it down for her and talk about like, you know,
the experience and all that.
That would be nice.
Well, and then she goes, well, maybe I just talked to her.
Maybe that'll cure me.
I bet Chloe would be like, well, it's worth a shot.
You know, I'll take that bet.
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Maybe I bring podcast gear and do it from Medellin, Colombia.
That'd be kind of fun.
That would be incredible.
I would love that.
Dude, we're going to be all over the fucking planet. You'll be there. I'll be in Australia, Blake. That'd be kind of fun. That would be incredible. I would love that.
Dude, we're gonna be all over the fucking planet.
You'll be there, I'll be in Australia.
Blake, you and me in Burbank.
Yeah, you're gonna be just chilling in Studio City.
No, I went to Toronto, come on.
This is true.
I got out a little bit.
We both did little wham-bams.
Yeah, a little shotgun blast.
I was kicking it in Georgetown.
So you were there to shoot a movie,
and how many days were you there for?
Fucking, like one whole day.
That's about it.
Yeah.
Really?
In and out burger.
Well, did you go, because usually you gotta go
and do like a fitting and that kind of stuff,
or you did it like the morning of,
and it was just a wham bam thank you man.
Yeah, I got the call real late to be in this movie.
They're like, yo, we got to get you on a plane
really early the next day.
So I flew out and then right when-
So you got a call and then you flew out the next day?
Isaac was like, dude, you've got to do this.
This is a big, big role, dude.
It's 24 hours of
fury.
You'll be in the movie for upwards of 45 seconds. You're
gonna
brother and you don't have to cut your hair.
Say last that's it. Honestly, is that Isaac's when he talks to
you about like work stuff? Does it is it usually hair based?
I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits right it probably is right is like so here's the deal We found you a role. You don't have to cut your hair. Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry
I know what you're thinking now. There's a rule role that you're up for are you willing to cut your hair?
It's that is why because I'm like babe. have Isaac's calling me I have to take this I I've got to take this I'm like are you okay? Right he
could be dead yeah. Are you okay? He's like first off you don't got to cut your
hair I'm like okay I'm listening it's like say a little more just a little more
I do like the idea of saying say less than someone
Actually sales This is so dumb. We're all What? Actually say a little more.
This is so dumb dude.
We are all crying laughing at this.
Say a little more.
Why? Why is this so funny?
Okay, permission.
Say less.
But say a little more.
He's like, alright.
So I can talk?
Yeah.
You gotta be on a flight tomorrow to Toronto.
Keep us on track, Blake. yeah, sorry, we're crying.
Yes, absolutely.
So I got it, early a.m., flew to Toronto, landed,
had to do the fitting as soon as I landed
because I needed to be on set like 5 a.m. the next morning
and yeah, it was a real whirlwind,
but I was in Georgetown, Canada. Where is that? What state is that? Look at me. Because it was
like a camp thing so you're like in the middle of nowhere right? Yeah. Is this like
Calgary or is this like? It's Toronto but I have never been to Toronto so I was
like stoked to land in Toronto but I did not. You've never been in Toronto? No I've
never been there either. Oh that that's the one city in Canada
That's worth a fucking damn. Okay by Vancouver. What Vancouver rocks Vancouver rocks. You're off Vancouver
I never was on it dude. Yeah, that place sucked. Mm burnaby. Come on burnaby sucked burnaby
So sir, I don't like wait. No, no. For a second I thought I was going to go, Burnaby good.
Vancouver not so much.
Burnaby good.
No, I mean we had some good times there.
And I think once it got pretty, I was like, oh, this is what people like about Vancouver.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, the weather is bad.
But when we shot our, when we shot Game Over Men there, the weather was so bad.
I feel like, yes, I didn't give it a fair shot because in the summertime it was stunning,
it was beautiful, and I got it.
Yeah.
I think Toronto has bad weather as well.
Doesn't it get cold as fuck?
Yes, it does, but it's an actual city.
It's a better city.
There's just shit to do.
Beautiful.
It's beautiful.
I wouldn't know.
Did you run through the six with your woes or no?
I wanted to so bad.
I wanted to run through the six so bad.
But again, I was in Georgetown.
No one even knows.
It's like 40,000 people, real small, small town.
Hard to find a woe.
Yeah.
Very, I was looking up and down for woes
and no woes to be found.
That sucks.
So it's kind of crazy.
But I just forgot how much I really like Canadian people.
They're really cool.
They're very funny.
I think Canadians are very funny.
What makes you say that?
The zillion movie stars they've sent here to be funny?
Yeah, all the super famous Canadians, mostly comedians.
Yeah, mostly that.
SCTV, Letter Kenny.
Jim Carrey.
I find that Australia is the same way, by the way.
Like, they're not outwardly funny, but they, everything they say is sarcastic.
So if it's like a beautiful day, they're like, Oh, weather's tough today.
Like everything is a joke.
Everything is sarcastic.
It's everything's the opposite, which is like hard to balance.
At first you're like, I would like to do an early take back on my hate of Canada.
I don't hate Canada.
I will say that Toronto is the best city
in the whole country.
That's huge, that's a huge.
You've been to Montreal for the Comedy Festival?
Yes, I've been to Montreal.
I've never been there.
And I haven't spent that much, I was 22 years old
when I was in Montreal and I was there for like two days
So I don't quite remember it. Mm-hmm. So I would like to give that another shot as well
you got to get out there good things about Montreal and
Toronto
Yes, never been also I we have to go to um, what's in Calgary the little the little freakfest in Calgary
What's in Calgary the little the little freak fest in Calgary?
It's the little the little rodeo they do I can't believe I can't even think of what the hell it's called
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me Isaac probably has it written down. Yeah, Isaac. What's it called?
rodeo in Calgary, and what is it like a festival or
It's like their spring break, but they go full cowboy.
And like people just like fuck each other outside and stuff. It's, it looks really cool.
It's a real freak fest.
Yeah, it sounds like a must.
Huh?
Yeah, all right.
What the hell is it called?
God damn it.
No one knows what you're talking about, dude.
No.
Literally, you're saying Calgary Outdoor Fuck Fest. Sounds like it. No one knows what you're talking about, dude. No literally
Calgary outdoor fuckfest sounds like everyone's dressed as cowboys. I'm like Canadian Burning Man. I'm googling Calgary
Stampede is called stampede, right? Mm-hmm. I've heard of that. That's their think is called stampede. Okay, so that's that's like
What wasn't that in Vegas? Isn't that where like it's like Coachella, but for-
That's what I thought.
I think it's Stan, what you're talking about is called Stan P'd.
It was an ultra fucked vest and then all of a sudden Stan whipped it out,
started peeing on everybody and everyone's like-
Yeah, and started peeing everyone, yeah, and the little freak-
And he goes, I thought it was a freak-off, what?
Yes, points! What? Oh, we gotta get some he goes, I thought it was a freak-off. What?
Yes, points!
Oh, we gotta get to it.
Have you been to a freak-off?
How scared are you?
Imagine you are a celebrity in the 90s or early 2000s.
Imagine, imagine you're there.
And you get in, you go to a freak-off.
Because you're, you know, it's like, oh my God,
Dee Dee's gonna be there, J-Lo, like, all these cool people are gonna be there. You're hot, you go to a freak off because you're the, you know, it's like, Oh my God, Diddy's going to be there.
JLo like all these cool people are going to be there.
You're hot.
You're ripped.
Sure.
Yeah.
And you get invited and you go one time and it is a freak off and you see all the
freak off stuff, you're a little, are you, are you, are you a little afraid that
like the list is going to come out and it's going to be like Epstein Island
where you're like, if your name's on the list,
you're immediately a scumbag.
Because you know it on Epstein's Island,
like for sure there's a guy where there wasn't
any fucking little girls.
He's just there drinking a Bahama Mama.
Say it.
Right.
And he's like, oh, this is kind of nice.
I'm here on the island.
Right.
The appetizers were insane, dude.
Yeah, totally.
The spread was great. He's always talking about the food spread. The spread. They're like Yeah, totally. The spread was great.
He's always talking about the food spread.
The spread.
They're like, don't say the spread.
His lawyers are like, no more spread.
The spread was fantastic.
Stop saying the spread.
I don't know.
Hey, there wasn't any little kid fucking when I was there.
All I know is the spread was fantastic.
Stop saying spread.
Stop saying the spread.
And apparently he videoed everybody.
So as long as you're on video just going like this.
I didn't like that.
I don't want to be here.
If you're like, ugh.
I think you're good, because you're like, exhibit A,
Your Honor.
Clearly not into this.
Literally exhibit.
It's literally exhibit.
You didn't know that all of this was not on the up-and-up when you're there
That's why you have to if anyone ever films you always just go
Cuz you don't know what's happening in the other room, yeah, that's straight up not having a good time
You're just jacking off to you guys this place is is a dud. Yeah, and what's the likelihood of us?
Let's say work all I said just come out. Let's say it was
There we and we got the invite to a freak off do one think hundred percent
We go to the freak off. We're going to the freak off. Are you kidding me? I know that's what I'm saying
I'm like green light. Yeah, cuz you're like this is this is what happens
This is you get invited and you go we get invited these parties you go
I mean, I would just I would be a little fly. I gotta see the spread
Gotta see this. Yeah, you just want to make sure the spread is
The spread is fantastic. Oh, yeah, and there's probably a gift bag situation that shit's important. How much?
Shrimp cocktail do you think is strewn about?
So much so much you can't you can't avoid it. There's so much shrimp cocktail. It's getting strewn
Oh so much cocktail sauce everywhere. Oh, call me the sauce box
I do I do kind of want to know though for the freak off if it starts off with let's say it's a couple
It's let's say it's six people involved. Okay, and let's say and let's say there's 30 people watching
at what point a lot are is it are people like
I'm gonna go get some shrimp like what happens where you go. I think I'm out actually after that
I think that's where diddy, where it went wrong,
is Diddy then would scream like,
everyone has to fuck, everyone has to fuck.
And then you feel obligated.
And I didn't read the indictment
nor do I know anything about it.
But I think it's a spectator sport.
I thought it was that he hired people.
I thought it was hiring people to do like combat fucking.
Oh, they're combat fucking what?
I thought it was like old-school gladiator like fucking like what but it was hired people and everyone else just watched
I did not know I did not know this it was like an episode of wipeout
I don't think it was like twister where you like you get tagged in. I don't know
I don't you're unless you wanted. You put the shrimp cocktail down.
You're in brother.
I don't know.
And imagine that.
Imagine you get called up to the plate.
Oh, the tag.
You get tagged in.
You have a belly full of shrimp cocktail.
You're just there for the shrimpies.
Adam from Warcoholics, you're in brother.
these Adam from workaholics. You're a brother. Whoa. There's a, I would say there's a 70% chance.
The funny dance walk, the funny dance walk. Adam does to the center of the floor. It's
100% happening. The way he gets undressed is undoubtedly hilarious.
And like that's how he tries to get out of it.
It's like, oh, my zipper's broken.
It goes, I can't fuck.
And Diddy just rips your pants off of your body
and you're standing there.
Hallegedly!
Woo!
The funny dance to the freak off is so funny.
Everyone's like, OK. yeah okay funny um what that
butthole do yeah she bangs yeah i feel like there's a 70 chance my dick isn't working in that
scenario yeah because because there's it's different if you look around and it's a, but you don't recognize anyone.
You look up and there's fucking Michael Douglas, Maria, Estefan and Michael Douglas.
They're for sure on the list.
Yeah.
It's Kelsey Grammer.
Yeah.
Kelsey Grammer is there.
David Duchufny.
Right.
It's Al Roker.
Roker's for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, big Roke's are there.
Fucking stroking it. Hoda Cappie is playing bokers for sure. Yeah. Yeah, you know, big Rokers are there. Fucking stroking it.
Hoda Tappi is playing bongos for sure.
Allegedly.
Just he's keeping the beat.
You know the crew is going to be there.
So the Diddy Freak option with.
Allegedly.
Al Roker was there.
That would really throw me for a loop.
Allegedly.
And I don't think I'd be able to, uh,
wow. And, and I, well, that's why. So I think I would say like, I'm sorry, Diddy, I can't do it. I forgot my load boost. So I can't, I can't. I'm so sorry.
Absolutely. It's almost not worth it. And by the way, it's not worth it. Why come
if you're not coming with load boost? That's right.
That is absolutely right. Absolutely.
Is there any take backs?
Packed full of, uh,
Phalangium or whatever.
Phalangium, Zillian?
And Lisathan.
Zillialibaster.
No take backs today.
I refuse to take back.
But I mean, what do you guys think?
Do you think you could pull it off if you got called up?
Called up.
You're in the minors.
You're down there.
You're out.
We're standing by the shrimp cocktails.
We're at the square.
And you know there's like an ice sculpture where it's like squirting out.
There's like a dick ice sculpture squirting out the cocktail sauce or something.
Right.
Hilarious.
He's deady.
You know, he's going big.
Yeah. Do you think you would be able to pull it off?
Do you think so?
I only in a way where it's like, uh, you, you go in as, as like a rescue
situation where like you see this person and they're looking at you, like, I
don't want to be here and you're like, Hey, I got you.
It's not going to be crazy.
So you don't think that there was any like communal you think it was all
Because I guess I didn't think about that. We're gonna do a bit
we're gonna do a thing where like we we fuck towards the door and
Then we run and they look back at me and I go I just saved your life
Yeah, look back at it and but the whole time you're doing thumbs down
I think maybe I could do it, but I would do thumbs down the entire time. I'm doing this
Not having a good time. Yeah, and meanwhile Danny's walking around with like those old-school
1993 camcorders that were like fit on your shoulder, you know
Yes, that's what he's videotaping everyone with throwing baloney and Viagra
Did you see his that when they like were confiscating the videotape it everyone with throwing baloney and Viagra at you. We're good.
Did you see his, when they like were confiscating the 1000 bottles of lube,
did you see the baby oil, baby?
Yeah. The baby oil, how he had it set up, like in his bathroom, he had like giant
cabinets, right? I saw a picture where it's just like, yeah, was that real?
Was that even real?
Organized.
I don't know.
It's such an insane way to display your baby oil.
You'd think it was just in like a closet.
Like he bought a ton.
I assumed he...
Because the place is huge.
I assumed he like filled up a pool with it or something.
And it's like as a fart.
Allegedly!
You know how like in school, they had like the
baby oil wrestling in the basement? Yeah, that's what I
thought it was.
Yeah, that's Adam. That's probably right. By the way, I
love how no one can understand or fathom how you could use that
many and Adam immediately is like baby pool. Yeah, that's at
least. Yeah, that's at least 50 bottles right there.
And then he goes, okay, all right, Adam Devine.
Well, and I don't think he's going,
if I know anything about Diddy, he's not going small.
He's going big.
No, there's no way.
It'll be a full on gigantic pool filled with baby oil.
And that to me does sound like a kind of fun afternoon.
Yeah, if everybody's consenting, yeah.
On that note, Adam, any take backs?
No, I'm not saying fucking in the,
I just like swimming.
Wouldn't you kind of want to swim in some baby oil?
Wouldn't that be kind of fun?
As a swimmer, that's interesting to me actually.
That is interesting.
It wouldn't feel like,
Any take backs, Blake?
That shit's important. Like that to me like
if a whole pool was actually jello wouldn't you want to dive in this jello pool? 100%
yeah that would be so that would be a blast. That would be dangerous actually. Yeah that might be.
I don't know if you thought that through. But the baby oil you would you could swim in that.
Blowing a bubble ring at the bottom of a pool of baby oil.
I wanna know what that's like.
Yep.
It's gotta be.
Yeah, great call.
Adam, way to find the silver lining, as you always do.
He does, man.
May you find a beautiful hippo down there in Columbia.
A beautiful cocaine hippo.
Well, what sucks is I'm, it doesn't suck,
but I think we'll end up recording another
podcast before then.
So we'll still be talking about this the next few weeks.
I thought you were going to say to replace this one, which will never air.
Legally, we cannot drop this one.
All allegedly, none of those people were at Diddy's house.
So as far as we know, except for Roker, allegedly.
Allegedly!
Roker was there.
Dude, it sucks Hoda, Hoda Koppe is retiring.
She was my girl.
I did the Today Show like, I wanna say like eight
to 10 times and Hoda was the homie.
I love her.
This one's for Hoda.
Special shout out.
Big shout out to Hoda Koppe.
She was not at Diddy's.
No.
If she was, she was just eating some cocktail shrimp. Yeah, going like this. She was not at diddy's no if she was she was just eating some cocktail shrimp
Yeah, going like this
Yeah, for sure she was any take backs any apologies in the epic slams that was it I gotta go okay Durs has to leave. This is important.
Allegedly, allegedly.
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