This Is Important - Ep 224: The Loads Are Lacking

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

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Okay. Alright. Welcome to the golden age. So we know who the president is. We finally found out. Yeah. We figured it out and it threw, you know, my phone kind of exploded. Everyone was like, oh, it's a big deal.

President, president. Right. I won. Your guy won. Your guy. Yeah. Everyone was saying that. Congrats. Are you going to be in the cabinet? They are. I mean, oh, shit. What would you guys be if you were in the cabinet? Like what? Because, you know, he's just handing them out like little tiki tackies. I'll tell you what. I feel like your breath stank.

You're the Department of Agriculture. Motor vehicles. Right. He'd be teasing. He's a big teaser. If I was in the cabin I'll tell you what I'd be. I'd be reaching for the Cheez-Its. Okay. I wish I had a cricket sound effect. Stupid dude. I don't know why. What I love is he said he was going to make a... Oh and people don't know why he said he was going to make we're talking Oh and people don't know it was Donald Trump the apprentice guy Well, it's I'd hope they know that it's like it's three weeks later at this. Yeah, right living under a rock Okay And we should say that we're recording this the day after I'm gonna come yes, this is the day after so it's pretty fresh

It's pretty fresh. She for us. We're still talking about it. You can't get enough. Adam's still hard. It's crazy. He took load boost. I'm fully my nuts are full of load boost. So I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. Okay. What's cool is Robert Kennedy, they said that he's gonna be the... I'm Robert Kennedy! He had... is it a disease or what's happening there? He's got a thing going on.

I know it's a thing. I don't think we can... what? I mean, you can't make fun of him, but it is such an insane sound, that I do want to know what's going on. Because I know we're know what's going on because I know we're saying it's a thing but is that thing like is it I have no clue I've just I just like wait what do you you think it's not a thing you think he's just like I'm winging it I think it's kind of makes me sound tough I

don't know maybe you like swallow dude maybe he swallowed a Dorito hole and it fucking scraped his throat around that That's kind of what I thought That's kind of what I thought right he has a Yeah, it's a Dorito stuck in his throat Well, you know like Austin Butler when he did that Elvis movie and then now he can't stop talking like Elvis like in every interview. He's like not Elvis He doesn't he never been Elvis. He's a different person. He's from Orange County, I think Even the airplane showed he did yeah

He just is stuck and then he came out saying like I can't shake it. This is just how I talk now I'm Elvis now. I wonder if Kennedy maybe he sort of just picked a cool voice Oh, he was like he was Yoda from Halloween. Yeah And everybody was like, oh shit that actually really works for you I'm gonna I'm gonna lean into what you're saying a little more and I wonder who said it works for him It's it is unfortunately too hard to like focus on the things he's saying Cuz you you do think he's choking on a bugle. Yeah, absolutely you do think he's choking on a bugle. Yeah, absolutely.

Okie dokie. Well, it makes it for me, it makes me listen to him a little more. Like I probably wouldn't listen to the guy at all. Oh, you tune in. That's why I love this. I love this. This is fascinating. Tell me more.

Yeah, I wouldn't listen at all to him because who the fuck is he and why do I care? You know, he's not my boy Elliot who's screaming at men to take their shirts off and then shaming them Okay, right. No, he's not an easy. Listen that easy. Listen So like why would I care but then he he stalks like this and you're like wait hold up this guy has wisdom So he's like an old sage wizard Yeah, I'm like it was kind of jack too, and he's like way too old to be that jacked. Kind of jacked. He's really jacked. He's not kind of, he's very jacked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's fucking jacked out the building. His biceps are on low boost. Yeah, he's similarly

jacked as me, and he is older than me, so that makes me go, okay, I got to tune in to what he's saying, but is he going to want, since he's gonna be the health czar, is he gonna want everyone to be that jacked? Cause I bet there's a huge population that's just like, yo dude, I don't wanna maybe be that jacked. You know what I mean? Oh my God! Well, they start handing out the Wigovi.

Although isn't he like anti-pharma? That's his whole thing, right? Or his biggest thing? I think he was big anti anti-vaxxer. I think that was, uh, right. Cause he's coming from it from the perspective of like, why are we suddenly trusting these guys to like slap it together in a couple months? What fucked my voice up. Fair, fair. But also like, I don't know if like just eating extra broccoli and some kale salads is going to keep COVID at bay, but.

You never know, you gotta try it. I love it. You don't know. I don't know. And I'm excited to listen to him for four more years. I do wish Adam was like, I mean, what it's like if you stop drinking and don't do caffeine, all of a sudden you start looking better and your body tightens up. What?

You lose 50 pounds in seven days? Did lose 50 pounds. Well, we have an answer to what is going on with his voice. Spasmodic dysphonia is what he has. Okay, we actually have it. His voice condition is dysphonia international. Okay. Sounds phony to me. Okay, no got we actually have it. His voice condition is dysphonia international. Oh, okay. This sounds phony to me.

Okay, no, that's just- Okay, what? Can I give that voice? Yes, points! It's formally known as spasmodic dysphonia. I like they cut the spasmodic because they're like, ah, spas. Like I don't want to- Yeah. Right. You think that's got a negative connotation?

Yeah, negative connotation. You don't don't want to. Yeah. Right, you think that's got a negative connotation? Yeah, negative connotation. You don't hear that often anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, spazes have gone. And so the title of this website is What is Wrong with Robert F. Kennedy's Junior's Voice? Mm-hmm.

Okay, all right. I wouldn't say it's wrong, I would just say it's unique and different. Yeah, it's kind of, in fact, I think it's a little dope. But it seems like he's okay. It's like not, it doesn't hurt you. Yeah, it's kind of, in fact, I think it's a little dope. But it seems like he's okay. It's like not, it doesn't hurt you. To me, that's the craziest part is that the whole time I'm listening to him,

I'm like, if someone could just get this dude a water, but that's not gonna help. A little water. Gotta get a water, water doesn't help. It's like he's clearing his throat for the rest of his life. And that's why I think it's a bummer. It's like having a lazy eye. It's something that's clearing his throat for the rest of his life. And that's why I think it's a bummer. It's like having a lazy eye.

It's something that's so kind of, yeah. But it's something that's so like, you interact with people all the time and this is the thing that they're like, hang on. I'm just wrapping around my head around that you talk this way. What'd you just say? And that's every interaction.

Well, it does suck when you, I mean, you just, I feel like we're going to warm up to Robert Kennedy, Jr. Robert F. Kennedy. Okay, I'm going to sidle up. Well, cause you know when you meet someone like with a really, really wonky eye? Yeah. Yeah. I know really well. And then it takes you a dozen times, at least a dozen before you, I mean, they could be telling you like a truly tragic tale and the whole time you'll just be going, where's that eye though?

Yeah. What's that eye? Which one? How proud are you when you figure out which one it is and you lock in and you go, hey I made the effort. I see you. I'm not looking away. I hear you. I see you. I see you are seeing. I see you. Do you see me? I don't know, but I see you, do you see me? I don't know, but I see you. That's life, there's no way. There's no possible way. Is that eye the dead eye?

I feel like that's my, like, that is like my charity for the year when I figure out which eye it is, I go, I'm a good person. But then once you have hung out a dozen times, and then it no longer becomes a thing, and I think that's gonna be the case with his voice. Right.

And we're going to stop. Yeah. We'll stop even noticing when he gives us the absolute craziest advice. Right. When the next pandemic hits and he's just like, just rub honey on your chest. I got to work on it. But if he solves what's wrong with his throat, I'm all ears. If he solves that, maybe he's faking it's a long con.

It's the prestige. He's going to be like, good movie. Spoiler alert. That's how you become a president. Have you heard of load booth? I'm living in a nightmare. And then what is Trump is going to appoint Elon Musk, who I guess is like a billionaire like one of

the richest men in the world and he yeah I don't know I guess he's a big deal rich guy looks crazy like used to be bald isn't bald used to be really ugly you got that good hair he got that good hair but that's normal that's just that's just a glow up yeah I, that's just a plastic glow up. I'm currently in the middle of that glow up. Yeah, you're glowing up right before our eyes. I'm loving what I'm seeing. What if I came back from Columbia

and my hairline started right here? At your eyebrows? As close friends, we let it happen. Yeah, it was just one inch further down. And I'm like, no, I didn't get hair plugs. What are you talking about? Never bring it up. I I don't get hair plugs. What are you talking about? Never bring it up. I promise never bring it up. I did you talk about I just got your boy got some bangs It's a different haircut. What is what is Trump?

Appointing Musk. What is he? What is that? I don't know. I don't know This is no clue. No, he said he was gonna do something with him. He was gonna be like The number one homie. Yeah, absolutely with him. He's going to be like the number one homie. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's a new position. It's a new position. Yeah, a new position. Yeah, the number one homie. First lady. Here's the deal. Trump is...

Elon Musk is the number one homie. Like I said, he's the best. He's the greatest. He's the best at making money. I mean, it is fascinating because yes, he makes money, but what I... He is a problem solver. Perfect. Right? Like I do find that fascinating about Musk.

And I would love to hear what other problems, like who are rival problem solvers? Do you know what I'm saying? Like he creates things that you're like, yeah, that actually helps. That's super helpful. Like this Starlink thing. You just fucking walk around with a little dish.

And you can go wherever you want now. And it's like high speed internet. That's pretty cool. He's taking people to the moon. That is kind of cool. I mean yeah, he's doing a lot of cool stuff. And then he, I guess Trump wants Musk, who is a tech billionaire, I guess. I don't know. I don't know a lot about the guy.

He's the world's wealthiest person. That's a hefty title. You got a lot of money. And he has proposed the establishment of a Department of Government Efficiency. So he's going to, you know, cut the dead weight. Problem solved. Okay. It's science. And so really America's just going to be like his app X, just a total trash heap.

Just absolutely, just murders. Just you're going to wake up in the morning, just see a murder. First thing. You're going to see a person getting eaten by a shark. Somebody's hanging out a train. Their head explodes. Head explodes.

It's like the doctor's video. Before you brush your teeth. Yeah, you're just going to see. The hand blows up. Oh, dude. That one was brutal. I just saw the freeze frame. I didn't even watch it. I was like, Dodgers video. Yeah, you're just gonna hand blows up Dude that one. I just saw the freeze frame. I didn't even watch it. I was like I get it. I get it Yeah, he we're talking about when the Dodgers won the World Series a dude was held on to a firecracker a little too long No, that was it and made oh, yeah, that's a big boy. I've held on to firecrackers They don't do that. They don't do what happened to that guy's hand. Blake you fucking idiot

Yeah, he was holding a little stick of dynamite and blew his hand off. Yeah, he was doing something big Is that a quarter stick of dynamite a M80 is that a quarter stick? I don't know exactly what the what that is, but I'm not up on my dynamite measure but I've I've done a lot of done things with fireworks, so I hate those videos because fireworks are the most fun. I love them. I can't get enough of them. My God, do I get so excited when I'm driving through the middle of like Missouri and there's a big ass fireworks day and you go in, you drop a few hundred bucks and you're, I mean, you can get so many fireworks for a few hundred dollars.

Yeah, that's crazy. They they are the best it's crazy they're the best I love fireworks but seeing something like that did Nebraska sell them no we had to go down to Indiana which is I mean it's like 40 minutes or something from number from Omaha sure you just dart down there 40 minutes to get to hit the firework booth. Oh yeah. That's worth it. I mean I told you guys for a while, I called myself the Rocket Man, unironically,

and had like a trunk full of rockets. Unironically. What would ironically be? Uh, I'm the Rocket Man. I feel like that's sarcastically. No, yeah, I guess, I just wanted a little clarity. I'm the rock. I'm the rocket man. I feel like that's sarcastic. No, I guess. Yeah, I guess I just want a little clarity. I'm the rocket man. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

People just thought you really loved Elton John. No, but I do like unironically is like like so so straightforward when you introduce yourself to people you were like, I'm a rocket man. Hey, I mean, rocket man. I'm pleased to meet you. mean, honestly, I was being sincere in the fact that I called myself the Rocket Man. I wanted him to catch on. It wasn't a joke to me. This is my life. I'm the Rocket Man. Vanity plates on the car, on the LeBaron. And I had a convertible, no big deal, 93 Cavalier convertible, salvage title. That's a huge Cavalier convertible, salvage title. Huge deal.

That's a huge deal. Yeah, dude, salvage title. And I would put the top down and then where it clips in, the top clips in, I would then put rockets at the top at red lights and shoot the rockets off as I'm driving through the green when it turns. Let's go! This is 90s Omaha. Just a different time.

Yeah, you were the Rocket Man. This is 2000, 2000, I would say 2001. Yeah. Honey, honey, come outside. The Rocket Man, the Rocket Man. The Rocket Man, dude. The Rocket Man. Legend, dude.

Look how serious he is. He's listening to that same No Limit Soldiers song over and over again. Like I told you. Is he listening to it ironically? I don't think he does anything ironically, honey No he really means it he is the Rocketman. Yeah so I hate videos like that. Oh yeah. Did he just light that school on fire? Is that the kid who used to poison people and throw batteries at them? It's the that's why he calls himself

the Rocketman he's trying to branch branch out rebrand. It's a rebrand. I never I never poisoned anyone are you saying I poisoned someone? You tried to poison your neighbor. Yeah, you sold them smushed up berries and you was like, yeah, okay Well, yeah, yeah, that's what I was a true child. That wasn't rocket man. That wasn't I was 17 years old 17 years old at this point. Okay, that's what I was like eight nine ten when I was in my poisoning my neighbor's face I was like eight, nine, ten when I was in my poison in my neighbor's face. It was three years. Okay, well.

It was, that was when I was eight, nine, and ten. And it was actually only like six times across those three years. Yeah, it's not a big deal. I was working on the recipe. Perfecting it. It took me three years to figure out that it was a no-no. Got busted a few times.

It's all good. It's all good. Now I'm Rocketman. I'm Rocketman now. Now I'm Rocketman. And so what are we saying about fireworks? Do we like, do we have a favorite? What's your standard?

The ones that actually go up and go boom? Are you a cone guy? Ooh, Conesman? I mean, I love an artillery show. And that's the one that in the toe. Mortarx. Yeah, the Mortarx. Oh yeah, thoseonesman. I mean, I love an artillery show. And that's the one that in the. Yeah, the more. Oh, yeah. Those are rad. And those are sick. When you put a few when you put two or three.

Adam, you were buying artillery from like a retired army guy. You were buying actual mortars. It was the best. We used to cut the wicks and then throw them at each other like grenades. And you would in a field and you would all wear sunglasses to not get it in your eye. To not get hurt. You'd wear your special invisible shield sunglasses. What sucks is this was also when we were doing this it was like eighth ninth grade. I had

just started to walk again. Right. Right. Yeah, so like I was very slow someone threw an artillery shell at me I was gonna get blasted right back in the chair. Honey. He's back in the chair Watch him run. It's hella funny. Can you imagine if you started walking again, then you couldn't use your arms for like two years for like two years. Your parents would have been very pumped. Yeah, they would probably have been like, you're paying for those bills. Sorry, we can't keep doing this. Ronald McDonald didn't have a lot of money.

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We went there for that too, but I think that glove is from when we did the premiere. Oh really? The like screen. Thank you God! Oh okay. Yeah, all right. That thing is badass.

That was a good time. Yeah, this thing rocks dude. And what a great idea for a bar to give cut off shitty gloves with like their little emblem on it and call them drinking gloves genius and My sister Michelle was just was just like what is that glove and I'm like, it's a drinking glove She's like what the fuck is that and and I then it had to explain And it made me love it even more because I'm like you need a drinking glove because you're drinking

So fast and the beers are so cold that your hand would be frozen. Yeah, and they might slip and all those. You're not going to let that beer get warm, so you're going to pound it cold. Yeah. And you need a glove. Is there lore behind it, Ders, or it just always was? It was something that was there. It's been there as long as I was there, and that was 1492.

No, the KK. Great, great Madison cake. Great Madison bar. We used to sneak in the keg delivery door when I was in college. We'd go in the back because we're with Herb. Herb on the football squad was like we're going this way. Oh that's the best. Wasn't drinking so much more fun when you had to do it illegally? Oh I got my ID taken there from a cop too. I had like a fake. Oh shit. Got it taken. Oh yeah. He was like, what's your zip code? I was like, I don't know.

69, dude! Who knows that shit? Nobody knows that shit. That's just weird information. I knew like the birthday, the name, I just didn't, and he hit me with the zip code and I was hammered. I'm like, I don't know, man.

I was like, get out of here. You're done. Yeah. Dang. But it was fun. Fast and loose, man. I don't know. I was like, get out of here. You're done. Yeah. Dang. But it was fun. Fast and loose, man. Underage drinking. It was just so much more fun when you couldn't just walk in

and drink anywhere. When it was just like a little bit of a mission and you're just like in the back of, like they like put you in the freezer because you're at, I remember we would drink at this bar in Huntington. Blake, you guys know the very specific thing of being locked in a freezer. Here's the story though. Yeah, I remember my day in the freezer. It was crazy, man. Well, I remember we were like 19 and we're in Huntington Beach and the cops came to like check IDs because this bar was known for like letting

people drink. Right. And me and my friends and like the four girls we were with, no big deal, we would, they shoved us in the freezer. Did they agree to that? They had to, we were there for like 45 minutes, but there was like cases of beer back there. So we just got fucked up. And I was like, this is the best I would drink here and be

frozen. Then be out there. It's so much more exciting. I mean, while the girls are like, are they gone yet? Please let us out. I didn't ever drink in like a like a public establishment. I was drinking like at my buddy's house. But my first legal drink at a bar, like I didn't know the protocol of like you're supposed to tip the bartender every drink.

So I remember just buying, you know, legal drinks, getting my beers and then walking away without putting the tip by like my third beer, that seems right. The bartender was really giving me shade. I'm like, what the fuck? And they told me they straight up said like, you know, you're supposed to, you're supposed to tip your bartender. And I'm like, oh shit, that's a thing. I learned the hard way. Unbelievable. Yeah. Wow. You're so dumb, dude. What do you mean? Well, I didn't know. How do you watch other humans and like, did someone order a drink next to you and you see that there's no content

Here you go, buddy. I thought maybe they were friends. I thought I didn't know I didn't know the tipping and when you're never tipped me No, I remember what I thought I thought I was supposed to tip when I was done with all my beers I was gonna like at the end That's what you do if you like have a credit card down and then you tip at the end, but you're paying cash Yeah, did you tell me that don't do something, don't worry, I'm tipping at the end. Don't worry, you got a big one coming. You'll always remember to save that money for that big tip at the end.

Yes, if you keep them cold and you keep them coming, I've got a big tipping store for you, as I'm just getting more. I'm keeping it in the other pocket. That's the tip. I would say I don't miss most drinks like it now that I am I'm sober man, which sucks Hmm, it fucking sucks. I was intoxicated you put on the glove and you had like a flashback Oh, dude, my birthday is tomorrow and I mean you guys are coming. We're gonna go to dinner Yeah, and we're gonna you're all gonna have margaritas and Corona some shit and

Drink it's gonna really bust my hide Yeah, I was gonna ask you Adam. Do you want us in do you want us in solidarity to not drink? No, you know Obviously, no. No, okay. That's cool Then I was kind of prepared to I was kind of prepared to you know Like put put the bottle down for you. What were you prepared for the bottle down? No, no, no, I'm not Yeah, obviously, dude. I wish I could be there with you. I'm saying an ice-cold Corona or ice-cold beer. Oh, that sounds so good right now, dude Well now you're on record for you're drinking decaf coffee now, which is no pretty cool

Are you drinking Nase are you drinking in a beer? Yeah? Yes, yes, yes, yes, really I did I went watched a Husker game at a bar with Zack and those guys down in Orange County last week, and I Did have some N a beers and they were, it wasn't bad but what I did is I, in Nebraska we drink these things called Red Beers and that's where you mix it with like a tomato juice or like a Bloody Mary mix with like a tahini rim and I think it masks the flavor of the shitty non-alcoholic beer. Yeah, spices it up a little bit. Thank God

So maybe maybe I go tomorrow. I go yo, give me a michelada, but hold hold the lotta just yes Just tomato juice, please. Yeah, it's just tomato juice and non-alcoholic. Whatever whatever the fuck this guy rocks Eat spicy food Yeah, they didn't take that like what I guess I'm like what why own they're like you can't drink alcohol And then you can't like smoke weed yeah, and what else like what I guess I'm just like what is it about those things and red meat red meat well It's the it's not the smoke. It's not the marijuana. It's the smoking that inflames your lungs which causes inflammation Right and so then this stem cells will go to the lungs and help

Kill them as opposed to go to all of the other parts of my body that have betrayed me right and drinking alcohol is like poison So then it's like we got to go to the liver. We got to go to the liver It's attacking what you might you could probably use Yeah, that's kind of cool. I know I'm like maybe go there anyways Maybe I just do a shot and you know, okay Well that that one doctor told me I was like dude, I have a huge hunting trip I go hunting once a year and the whole thing the whole thing is We get super drunk and smoke weed and then we go hunting. Of course.

The next day. Yes. And I'm like, that's the whole thing. Smoke weed every day. And he told me, he told me I can. So I'm looking forward to that. Yeah. So that's going to be my one.

Oh, so that's going to be your time to really, really let it loose. He told me not to black out. I go, why are you acting like we didn't hear this last week, Blake? We did? Blake forgot. Yeah.

No, I've talked to Adam Offpod. I couldn't remember if this is an Onpod conversation or an Offpod conversation. I actually didn't remember if it was On or Off. You're on the clock right now dude. So I expect you to know. Okay. I'm sorry I should have fucking read the notes. Damn. My bad. This is our job. This isn't like oh we're hanging out. Cool let's catch up. This is our fucking job. God damn. Isn't that kind of tight that this is our job. That is tight. It's the tightest. And's catch up. This is our fucking job. God. That is kind of tight that that that this is our job. That is tight. It's the tightest.

And be funnier. Yeah, we all should be funnier. I agree. I agree. I'm trying my best. Have you guys ever had non alcoholic hard alcohol? Like I've had any tequila is fucking weird. Yeah, they're they're opening an N.A. liquor store in my town. It's bizarre. It's your town.

Is this the golden era we're talking about Pasadena or in? town. It's bizarre. Is your town, is this the golden era we're talking about? Pasadena or in yeah okay. I mean dude I mean I hate LA. I hate it. This place sucks. I'm drunk now. To each their own. Then leave! Then leave! I had. All right. I did leave. OK, OK. Come on. Bad. Yeah, but you can come back here now. I'm here now because you got your babies. You got your babies here. That's me. And there's yeah, I was like, OK, and we're zooming.

We're assuming this is so dumb. I'm sorry. My bad. No, but the fake tequilas and shit, they kind of just taste like like pepper water or something. It really doesn't taste like actual tequila. So it doesn't taste like tequila? I don't think so. What makes it tequila?

No, Chloe went through a real run because Chloe likes, I mean, she likes to drink every night. Sure. Okay. Not like 10 drinks, but she likes a drink at night time. Mm-hmm. Just to get through Just to get through my conversations just to hear the same stories that I've told Go ahead and black out So when she got pregnant Obviously she couldn't do that. And so she went through the gamut of trying all the different things.

And she said that the non-alcoholic beers are hands down. They've got that pretty dialed in and everything else kind of sucks. They're delicious. I'm an O'Douls man. That shit is fricking crispy and yum yum. I think I think O'Douls rocks. You know, Blake, what we're talking about is not Odules. What are you talking about? It's the new guard. What you're talking about's been around forever. Oh, wait.

There's a whole new guard. I know, you guys remember, like a couple years ago, I did the December to Remember where I tried non-alcoholic beers. I like how you just said, guys, you remember, as if we remember several years ago when you didn't drink for one month. Frickin' see ya! The December to remember that we did not.

Like it meant so much in our lives. Well, yeah, I should have known. I should have known. I did it on pod. I should have known you weren't listening. You didn't care. That's probably why it only lasted about a week. And then I had to go back to the real stuff because my boys weren't supporting me. Is that right? You only lasted about a week. And then I had to go back to the real stuff because my boys weren't supporting me. You only lasted a week. Well, the- I do remember this.

He was like- See? He was like, well, my buddy came in town on like the second. And he was like, so I had a drink. And then six days later was so-and-so's birthday. So just, you know, I had to show up, have a boy. And he was like, well, you don't have to show up for your boy in that regard but yeah, I was intoxicated you couldn't do it Well, I tried I tried plenty of NA beers and I'll tell you the cream of the crop is

Odools to me the official drink of the the PGA. I think it's delicious. It's crispy. It's yum. Yum. Yum It's st. Pauli girls Alcoholic, right? They make an NA, that's really good. Heineken makes a really good NA. I remember people buying that by accident back in the day. Being like, this one looks cool. And then being like, fuck! Todd or Becca, is there a list

of the best non-alcoholic beers? I would love to see that. My uncle Jimmy drank a lot of sharps. A lot of sharps. A lot of sharps. But he was a wild man. I remember wanting to drink sharps as like a 10 year old. Yeah, that shit goes off. I've never even heard of that one.

Being like, can't I drink a sharps? I think my dad let me drink a sharps cause I was like, please buy a sharps for me. Just please buy a sharps. I'm drunk now. I need a sharps. I need a sharps. I need a sharps so fucking bad, bro.

Dude, can we get a sharps deal? I don't think so. Love sharps. Yeah, well, I mean, what's the deal? What's the deal with me? I'm a sober man now. I should have some deals where I'm... Right, I agree. Oh, dude, by the way, I just started to talk about this just like, what, last week way, I just started to talk about this just like what? Last week with you guys on the pot and Suddenly my my algorithm is all just like people talking about how they battled with alcoholism

And they've gotten through it and now they're sober This is the way how alcohol doesn't mean that but and we can break the cycle and everything and I'm like sure bitch I want to get back to it so bad to the grind and we can break the cycle and everything. And I'm like, shut up, bitch. I want to get back to it so bad to the grind. Shut up, bitch. Oh, good. Yeah, we'll see. Oh, booze. I love that. And then people are like, I've said this the other day.

And my friend was like, she said, well, don't you feel better? And I'm like, no, I don't. Right. I don't. I mean, it's sure. I know what you're saying. Yeah. It's nice to wake up and like not have, I mean, I wasn't like a fall down drunk. It's not like I was drinking every night,

but like on an occasion, it's nice to go, it's nice to have some drink, you know? Get in here. Fucking disaster, my guy. To get black out. Yeah, it's nice to just forget. Oh yeah, there's a Sam Adams golden locker That thing looks tasty. It's nice to just wake up and go wait what happened?

What yeah, why am I bleeding? I like piecing it together I like being a little detective and piecing together the night before be like where are my pants? Where is my card where are my pants? Why am I bleeding? That'd make a good movie called The Hangle. That would be pretty good. Athletic Brewing Company seems to be the one that's like dominating right now. That one's killing it.

I think that's for you. I think you run in those circles that people would drink athletic brewing. Yeah, that's the one I find my wife in the garage doing squats, just slamming. What is that? That one, does it have like- Athletic Brewing Company? Does it have some sort of like a fat burner in it? The one I find my wife in the garage doing squats just slamming. What is that one? Does it have like...

Athletic Brewing Company? Yeah. Does it have some sort of like a fat burner in it? Creatine in it? Yeah. No, it's just like, it's just beer for people who probably want to wake up in the morning and run, you know? But it's non-alcoholic.

So you gotta run through it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, okay. So it's like, you want beer, but you don't want to have a hangover because you're going to get up and fucking crush. Yeah, but that's what in the... What are the really light. Buzz ball.

No, beer that. Oh yeah. Make a little ultra. Oh yeah. Donkey! Yeah, the ultras. That's what the ultras are for. I love a good ultra.

You know, who are people drinking those? I'm always shocked by how many commercials I see. And then I'm like, who's buying these? I drink them. You buy them? I drink them. It had its moment. I feel like it peaked buying these? I drink them. You buy them? I drink them. It had its moment.

I feel like it peaked. I buy the Goldens. Oh, or is that like a more flavorful one? Yeah, little boost in the flavor. Extra ultra, even more ultra. Is it stronger or? No, I think it's the same. I mean, it's nice,

cause it's a nice day beer, you know? You can have six to 12 of them. You feel great. It doesn't weigh you down. I will say, it's striking. I mean, I must have been, I guess maybe I was an alcoholic and maybe the algorithm pegged me because the fact that I could shed the weight the way that I have been shedding the weight.

Right. Right. And the really the only thing that I mean, I tightened up my diet, but like a little bit. I tightened my diet up, but it was the alcohol. The alcohol, I mean I must have been drinking an extra 2,000 calories a week. You're a monster. That'll do it.

That's crazy. That'll do it. Yeah. It is a good time. I mean and Blake, you drink more than me, dude. You probably drink 6,000 calories a week. Well, I guess. Because you drink Bud Heavies, right?

You're a Bud Heavy man. Well, I'm a Bud Lights man, if we're really being honest. Bud Lightsaber. Yeah, I like the Bud Lights. But yeah, I don't know. I never take those calories into account really, but I'm probably, yeah. So you buy Bud Light.

Adam, do you regularly buy Mikkel Baltra, or what is your beer of choice? Yeah, I, if I'm probably. Yeah. So you buy Bud Light, Adam, you, do you regularly buy MikloBoltra or what is your beer of choice? Yeah. I, if I'm just at home having a beer, I would drink Coors Light or MikloBoltra. That's yeah. I'm a Coors Light guy or any given Mexican lager. Yeah. I like a good Mexican lager. Pacifico. Good stuff. I remember I did a, during the pandemic, I did like a Coors Light, like commercial, but only for my Instagram. If you guys remember remember I did it during the pandemic. I did like a Coors Light commercial, but only for my Instagram. If you guys remember, I did like they came and dumped a bunch of

snow in my beach in Orange County. And I don't know, it did this little commercial. And I remember people came after me like, how dare you? Do you know the history of Coors Light? And I'm like, dude, I don't know. No. This is the way. Can we just get over having to know the history of every company? Like, how dare you? Jesus Christ.

You're eating Froot Loops. If a company's been around long enough, they sucked. Yeah. You know when the 60s' were called something else, Loops. We just don't say that F word anymore. The rainbow circles, yeah. Uh don't say that F word anymore. Yeah, the rainbow, the rainbow circles. Yeah. Uh huh. These non alcoholic beers though,

they all have like kind of fun names. They're like pretty good. They're all like athletic names. They're like trail paths. Sierra Nevada trail paths. I closed it. Are we looking at this? Yeah, I was. Sierra Nevada trail paths. No, it's delicious. Yeah, there's Grain Wave.

Oh shit, that one's sick. Oh shit. Catch the wave, the Grain Wave. Sierra Grain Wave. You know, Brooklyn Lager, when that came out and it was everywhere, especially when you went to New York, not for me. Never liked it. Okay. Always was like, fuck.

Like if somebody bought around and they came over with it. I'd be like I haven't put in put in enough time with that one. I don't even Yeah, I kind of remember when we were when we went to go like like bowl with like Comedy Central What were we doing out there? These were out and about the Brooklyn that was just PR the Brooklyn Bowl Yeah, we were we were at the Brooklyn Bowl in Brooklyn. Do you remember workaholics Blake? Yeah. We were at the Brooklyn Bowl in Brooklyn. Do you remember Workaholics, Blake? Yeah, yeah. We did a TV show together called Workaholics. Wait, wait.

I blacked out, bro. Before we took off as best podcast in the world, we were television stars. The best comedy podcast. OK, OK. I'm drunk now. Yeah, we used to be TV stars. Now we mostly just do this podcast, which, I'm happy a lot a lot less work

It's cute and it and it pays about the same so Just as many viewers and listeners pretty cool honestly yes about the same yeah, I like that dude I just had this meeting with this movie executive and he was telling me, he was like, dude, is your podcast, it's doing really well. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, it does pretty well. And he was like, yeah, I had this date with this girl and she wouldn't shut up about your podcast. And I was like, oh yeah, I know those guys that, yeah, they're funny guys. I haven't listened to podcast And you're a big workaholics fan, and she goes no, that's the thing I never heard of any of them

Oh my god, listen. No, I never watched workaholics didn't even know it exists She's a keeper wouldn't want it any other way She's TII nation TII nation and then to top it off she went to multiple live shows I mean in what world oh, yeah, brother. How did she even discover us my god? What are you what a unicorn who knows who know yeah? She's a unicorn Unicorn. What a unicorn. We all know what a unicorn is.

She's a unicorn. This chick's a unicorn. A unicorn is even more exclusive. You gotta hold on to a unicorn when you find her, dude. Tell her to rope her up. Why is that word so funny? Man, man, shut up, y'all. Cheers.

And you're the sober one. Okay? What's in that circle? I'm drunk now. Let me let me sip on my circle. That's we'll give it a big old What flavor are you rocking within that circle right now? I got a several seat up whatever the fuck that word And it's a guava guava flavored. Oh, okay the fuck that word means. And it's guava, guava flavored. Oh, okay. Guava. Yeah, I can't.

Do you think, do we get marketed to other, because you know how sometimes we'll do commercials for other podcasts or on our podcast, you'll hear commercials for other podcasts? Yeah. Sure. Do we have commercials that air on other podcasts? Nope. Yeah. I don't think so.

I don't think so. And if think so and if we don't what the fuck is going on oh my god piss now well I think I think all the commercials for podcasts are for new podcasts I think I think it's for a podcast or launching to be like you have to check it out it's brand new right and I bet we had something when we started but I think guys, we're OGs now. Yeah, we really are. We've been doing this for years. We're vets.

We're establishment almost, we're part of the swamp. And apparently we have trophies. I'm waiting for my trophy. I don't even. Well, it's with the load pills that Isaac still hasn't sent out. Weird, he's sitting on five jars of load pills. Why is Isaac hoarding all the load pills?

It's going to ruin my marriage. Well, it's not load. It's load boost. Yes, yes, yes. Load boost. I'm trying to save my goddamn marriage here. Getting get we've been together very long time. It's getting a little stale with the yeah. My loads are just not what they used to be. Can we do this?

I'm actually trying to have a second child. Wait, what? Now that's a good question. Does load boost help you impregnate? Why? I think the more, the more load you have, the more your load is boosted, the more likely your wife is to get pregnant. This is a good. Are you sure? Or is it like, Whoa, now there's all this load. It's got to swim through, you know, it's ads like that's a really interesting question.

Or maybe it just gives your swimmers a little more wiggle room to get wiggling, you know? Okay, and then your next kid just comes out swimming. And we don't want to get into like the technical jargon for sure. Yeah, but they're wriggle raggling a little harder yeah little harder that's what I think that's what I think okay well then then that's our truth and that's your truth Adam that's your truth I think I know what Adam's gonna be in the cabinet whatever Fauci was Adam's gonna be that I hate that you're out of Fauci it's my turn now. Out of Fauci here.

Blake, I love that you're committing to this bit. I cannot understand a single word you say when you do that. Fauci, Fauci is out. RFK is in. I understand RFK much better than I understand whatever the hell you just said. Are you not doing the like the Yoda like word order play also or no? Oh, vaccines you will not have. Wow. Wow. Any take backs or apologies? I haven't listened to RFK enough and I haven't watched enough of Star Wars. It's been a while since I've cracked open. Dude, how were you not on SNL?

It's honestly crazy just how sharp you are and how dialed in you are with these impressions. Okay, Warren, my next impression is R of K. I don't know if you've watched SNL lately, but they're still actually really talented and that's why. Yeah, they are very good. I was being sarcastic. Facetious.

No, no, no. But I'm just being, I'm shooting straight. I know that you're kind of, you're not ironic. You don't dip your toe in that water. Yeah, I was being unironic. You're the Rocket Man, baby. Oh man. There ain't nothing ironic about that.

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Well, I'm gonna put it on a place called Cars and Bids that has like kind of like unique-ish cars from the modern era. And I'm putting it up for auction because my car's fucking, it's a station wagon that goes 187 miles per hour. It's not for everybody. Wow, dude.

That's cool though. But if you're interested in that, it's only got 20,000 miles on it. 2019. Okay, so do you want to point people that way so they could bid on your car or what do you... Yeah, I think it'll be up by the time this airs. Cars and bids. Cars and bids. So explain to me how the auction works. Is there like a... you set a number that it can't go lower than that? There's a reserve. Okay. Is that what it's called? A reserve? There's a reserve. Yeah. Because I can't if I sell this to like a fucking dealership, they're going to be like,

this is gonna be impossible for us to sell. But this website, people car people go on this website to find like niche cars. And yeah, and someone who just all hopped up on load boosts. They get on, they get an itchy trigger finger on daddy. Yes. Daddy wants to, what is it? AMG. And then they go to their wife like, honey, I just got an AMG station wagon that goes on and he's ever and they go from now on on. Ironically, I'm the wagon man. She goes, okay, ironically, I'm the wagon man She goes, okay Ironic and I'd be like, yeah, I'm the wagon

And I would like wink so people would know of course, but it's not that got it I mean that would be actually sick if you have that car and you have vanity license plates that say wagon man And then you you're at anything's possible It's wagon there's some there's some fucking dip shits right next to you and they're revving their engines and you look at them And you go hey I'm the wagon man and you wink wink at them, and they're like, what the fuck does that mean? And then you go, not, but I am.

And now they're confused. Wee-oo. And then you hit the turbo button or whatever the fuck you do to get it to go that fast. Yeah, sport mode for sure. And then sport mode, and then you go, wah-wah. Vroom. You go see ya.

Wouldn't want to be ya. Goodbye. Goodbye. Dude, I love. I kind of thought, I love, I kinda thought, I'm not really a car guy, just cause I'm not a gear head. Like I don't care to know how it works. Sure.

But I do love having a fast car. Like it's so fun. You like beating people off the lane. Yeah, it's great. When you just are bored and you're like, I think I'm gonna gun it on this on-ramp. I'm gonna hit this old lady I'm so bored sometimes when I'm driving and I'm like, I want to see if I can get it to 180

Like how fast can I get this car going? Right? Or if you're going through a tunnel you just fucking hit the exhaust button and go crack And you feel like you matter for that moment It is the best. It's kind of scary, though, when you're going that fast and then you're kind of like looking at the speedometer because I'm going kind of fast and you look up and like traffic is there.

And suddenly you've caught up to everyone because you're driving one hundred and fifteen hundred and thirty miles an hour. Sure. That's that's when it gets a little scary. But that's when you're happy that the car is bright. When you, Adam, when you when you drive that's when you're happy that the car is bright when you Adam when you when you drive it's like The guy from x-men first class like everything just stops and you're running your music. Yeah, you got your quick silver moment Great scene. I'm exactly like quick silver guys. Thank you

So if you guys want to own my car cars and beds, you'll find it's a red AMG 2019 wagon, okay I'm doing a cool thing this weekend. I'm doing I'm hosting a thing called American Valor okay, which is for the for veterans and there's gonna be all kinds of like World War two heroes and people that like liberated like concentration camps and So fans Oh Rudy I'm gonna meet Sean asked me to meet Rudy Rue deger No, the real Rudy dude, I'm gonna go the real Rudy actual real Rudy. He's still alive. He's still with us

He's still alive. He's still with us. He's I guess he was a Navy hero. Oh my God. So stoked to meet him. I'm doing this thing, and oh by the way, I'm such an idiot, I signed up thinking that I was just gonna be a presenter, present a thing, like go out, say a thing. No, I signed up to host the day. You're going to war. Yeah, you're shipping overseas.

You're hosting. I'm hosting the whole thing. Damn. But that's kind of fun, cause you don't, it's fast, it's like loose, you got your time. That's fun. Yeah, dude, but it's gonna be, it's not just an event. It's gonna be on NBC, ABC, CBS, and Fox.

Oh shit. Oh my God. So this is a huge commitment. It's a thing. Yeah, that's not fast, that's not loose. That's... No. Yeah.

It's not loose, it's not, and it's not fast, it. It's not loose. It's not fast. It's going to take hours. Fuck it! And then they sent me, I was like, oh, okay, well it's not going to be that much of a workload. I'm sure there's going to be a lot of videos and, you know, cutting away. They gave me 65 pages of post copy. 65 pages. Do you get diarrhea too?

Who else is on it? Because no offense, if it's you and Rudy, I don't know who's watching this. So who are you bringing out? Or is it surprises? Chris Pratt better be there. I'm not seeing his next movie. It's Gina Carano. Is that her name?

Yeah. Yeah. Edge. Formerly known as Edge. Edge, sure. It's got to be Batista. Let me look up. The Rock undertaker stone cold it just is wrestlers. Yeah for you it's only it's a WWE event so it's Taylor kich.

I catch jay kich yeah i'm gonna have to learn all these now yeah the kit kich is he friday night lights yeah when you mclean mclean den kovey i'm gonna have to know all these names. Oh, yeah the Kitsch Kitsch. Is he Friday night's lights? Yeah, Whitney McClell McClendon Covey, I'm gonna have to know her name. Isn't that the one from mad TV? Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, the bitch Matthew McConaughey Liam Neeson Tyler Perry Chris Pine Matthew McConaughey from TV Matthew Liam Neeson a William Shatner. Yeah Matthew William Shatner. Yeah, William Shatner William Shatner from Price line negotiator. There it is. It was commercial. Yeah, there's a price line negotiator. Yeah Yeah, isn't it true. He made his like billions from that. He got stopped. He were like, hey, we want you to be our spokesperson We'll give you a million bucks and he goes I'll take stock instead and then he made a gazillion

I think that is true. And like tons, tons of money, yes. He's brilliant. What a smart idea. You know I did that with Circle. You know I did that with Circle. Nice dude. Ooh, get your Circle on.

Circle of Friends. Circle. I wonder he doesn't shut up about it. So when do you send us fucking just one? Our Circle. Oh yeah, I should do that. I'm so thirsty. Yeah.

I'm so thirsty. I should do that. I'm gonna send you guys some Circles. They listen to podcasts. They're fans of the pod. Hey, we love you. There's only one way to take low boost. Circle of Friends. Yeah, I'm so thirsty. I should do that. I'm gonna send you guys some circles. They listen the podcast They're fans of the pod. Hey, we love you. There's only one way to take a little circle of friends Yeah, that shit's important short chore get down with some circle. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum Chore down your load boost with circle. Yum. See now we're cross-promoting. Yeah, so I'm doing that that insane thing this weekend It's coming up. So tonight they were like, hey you did you read the host copy? We did you have any notes? I'm like, yeah, I read through it briefly. So tonight, they were like, hey, did you read the host copy? Do you have any notes?

I'm like, I read through it briefly. Once. And now I'm like, I have to go back and actually do some work tonight. But it should be fun. It's, I mean, but it was, I'm so stupid. I really thought it was gonna be a little thing that I was going to do.

And now I'm like, oh, I'm hosting this entire thing. So. Well, I will be watching watching and I wish you the best I know you're gonna do great. What were your favorite veterans from? Go. World War Two. Oh yeah those guys were heroes dude. I'm a nom guy. I mean all of all of them are they're all they're all heroes but do you Do you think World War II, but do you think the World War II guys are like, do you think they lord it over other war heroes? I don't know, like is there war hero beef?

I feel like I would, I would. Yeah. Like they walk in the room and they go, oh, what war was I in? I was in this one called World War II. Yeah, I heard of it. Heard of it? Back to back champions.

Yep, run it back. The best sequel in existence yeah better than the original dude that was better than uh back in the habit you know what i mean oh yeah that's sure and what what's some other good sequels short three wheelie two short target two of course yeah yeah um what else beetle juice beetle juice i didn't see Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Did you see it? I haven't seen it yet. I really want to. I really want to. I want to see it. I want to see it really bad because I love Beetlejuice. Dude, my dad was like, nice. Ooh, it was good. But my dad also, I love them to death. They have horrific tastes in movies. Yeah. And TV shows. Like any show that

they're like, oh, it's so good. They just, it sucks. The movie's so nice. They had to name it twice. He just likes saying fun, cool things. Yeah. You got a hit. Oh, I also told my dad. He's so funny, dude.

I told him, by the way, I told him about this American Valor thing a few weeks or like maybe a month ago. And as well as the Medellin trip. And I'm like, yeah, I've got two things that you're more than welcome to come. The Medellin trip, like I've been told I'm gonna be really hurting, and it's important to have someone there with you.

Do you wanna come to Medellin? I mean, you can explore South America together. And he's like, nah, I'm good. And I'm like, okay. And I'm like, I'm doing this other, I'm like, okay, I was with you when you had lung cancer, and I was kinda with you the whole time. He's like, nah, I'm good. Okay. And I'm like, I'm doing this other. I'm like, okay. I was with you when you had lung cancer and, you know, I'm kind of with you the whole time. He's like, yeah, I'm fine. You got this. I'm like, all right. And then I asked him, Do you want to do this American Valor thing? He's like, nah, that's a lot of travel. Handle it.

I'm like, okay. That shit's important. Where's the Valor thing? In DC? In DC. Yeah. I'm good. And then I told him about the the not drinking and all that stuff and for the hunt and I'm like I'm I might be able to have a couple drinks but I won't get black out or anything and he goes that fucking blows And I'm like, yeah, it does suck not trying to make me feel better not being like, oh you you got this buddy And he goes well bring a bunch of joints. We can blaze those. And I go, oh, actually, I can't even smoke weed, too.

And he goes, your life fucking sucks. And I go, yeah, I know, Dad. I've been dealing with a lot of pain over the past three years. What's more important is that your dad's lost his best party buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's bugged for me.

There's priorities. Your life fucking sucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's bugged for me. There's priorities. Your life fucking sucks. Yeah, he's like, your life fucking sucks. And I'm like, yeah. And he goes, well, hey, maybe we go to some steak house when we get to Omaha, because we got some time. And I'm like, I can't even eat red meat. And he's like, bullshit.

I don't know my own son. No, and he goes, just do it. And I go, well, I mean, they told me not to. And I've been in a lot of pain over the past three years. I'm trying to get better here. And he goes, you can smoke a little bit. You don't have to listen to everything. He was getting upset.

He's like, you don't have to listen to everything those goddamn doctors say. And I'm like, ah. He's got a point. He's got a point. Yeah. This is why you got to be in the cabinet. Yeah. He's got a point.'s got a point yeah this is why you got to be in the cabinet yeah he's got point he survived lung cancer he knows yeah brother he knows yeah yeah he survived lung cancer and his back quicker than I've

been dealing with my shit so I you know I feel like maybe it's not what I have is worse than one day I don't know but maybe that's just one way to look at it I'm good handle it it, handle it. You got this. Okay, and then I told him the other day about, I told him how cool I think the event is and all the cool people that are gonna be there, and he goes, well shit would've been nice

if I got the invite, and I go, I fucking invited you. You told me to just go and handle it. And then he goes, you didn't tell me shit. And I go, I did. I'm telling you, Adam, he blacked out that hole because it just broke his heart to find out that his best party guy can't party. Yeah, he's off you.

Yeah, my parents tonight are going to, or maybe tomorrow, are going to a Trump party to celebrate Trump winning. And my parents hate Trump. You go for the party. Ride the wave. So much so that like it's annoying. Like it's annoying how much they hate him.

Like they're so invested. Do you think they're just trying to appeal to you because you're all Hollywood and they're like, we don't like them. And then as soon as they hang up, they're like, get out the banners. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I called my parents. I called no, no, no, no, no. No, I called my parents. I called my parents today because the election was last night. So devastated.

My mom was very upset. My dad was like, fucking son of a bitch, scumbag, cocksucker, motherfucker. Fuck that's a shit. And I'm like, OK, chill out. Chill out. And then my mom's like, we're going to a Trump party tonight. I'm going to bring a chocolate pie and say I do dude in it.

And I'm like, you're going to say you shit. And she's like, she's like, well, yeah, I'm not really going to shit in the chocolate pie. And I'm like, well, yeah, I hope so. Yeah. And I'm like, well, why are you going to this party? If you guys are so bummed. They're like, well, they're our friends. I'm like, all right, and that's America. Yeah, I like that. They're building bridges.

They're building bridges. I like that. Diarrhea. That's really cool. I gotta kick it with your parents more. I might take your slot. I gotta make more chocolate cakes. And just when I show up going, maybe I've took a shit.

I'm gonna bring a chocolate pie and say I've poo-pooed in it. Yeah. Say it. Just as you hand it to the host. Oh, they rock. They rock. Well, that's what she said. She's like, I'm going to say I put something in it.

I'm like, like, human shit? She's like, well, that's the implication. I'm like, OK. By the way, that's not the implication. Immediately, it's like, is it poison? Yeah. Your son used to poison people. I remember you.

Yeah. Or like, or weed or like something. When he was 9, 10, and 11, son used to poison people. I remember you. Yeah. Or like, or weed or like something. When he was nine, ten, and eleven, he used to poison everybody. Dude, seven, eight, nine. Seven, eight, nine. Three-year run. I wonder who's poisoning you. Eleven, you know what you're doing.

Seven, eight, nine. Anything under ten, you could poison. You could poison so many people. All right. If you're under ten. If you're under ten, you could poison away. That's true. Okay. And that would be your first bill that you. If you're under 10, if you're under 10, you could poison away. Okay. And that would be your first bill that you pass when you're in the cabinet.

Yeah. When he, when I'm the health star, you know, a couple years in. Because that's how it goes with Trump, right? Is like he, he appoints all these people and then within like a year or two, they're all fired. You're fired. He's like, they were worthless. They were bad anyway.

I'm living in a nightmare. They're worth, yeah. They sucked. You're fired. And then he brings in a nightmare. They're worth, yeah, they set you fire. And then he brings in, and then they all say like what a psychopath he was. And then he brings in new people. I want to be that new guy. I would make a pretty good health czar. I think you'd be awesome. You look great. Thanks guys.

Blake, what would you be? Just to circle back to this real quick. Circle. Brought to you by Circle. This is the circle circle back. Blake, what would you... Yes, points! What would I be? Not that I have a fucking circle, but what would you have been in the cabinet? We're gonna get you one. Department of Motor Vehicles.

I'd be in charge of cars. You're gonna be the DMV guy? Yeah. Transportation. I've seen you drive. You drive like such a scared grandmother. And maybe that's what we need. Never gotten in an accident, so maybe it's working. Maybe it's working. It's not. You and by the way, you've never gotten,

you've never gotten an accident. No, never. No, you've never, never, never, no, no little fender bender. You've never accidentally bumped into something. What'd you do with that motorcycle? I think one time I like fell asleep at the wheel and bumped into somebody, but that was like bumper to bumper traffic Oh is really slow tap. It was like you didn't even have to get out Well, I've never been in like a true fucking wreck, but I've you know, a little love tap here and there No, I've never it's never happened. Knock on wood That's why I'm the that's why I'm the DMV and is it because we're in high school. You didn't drive

Is that right? You weren't the driver? No, that was Kyle. Kyle was the main chariot. Yeah, he's the leader. He's the leader. Wait, you didn't drive? When did you get your license? At 16? Senior year. Senior year? At 18? Yeah, I think so. You were just rollerblading everywhere? Yeah, what the hell? No, I was rolling around with my boy Kyle, dude. So, but you didn't think to get your own driver's license at 16 years old, which is the year that you can get it. You chose to wait two whole years? I can't recall, but I'm pretty sure I waited till senior year.

That is absurd. Do you wish you got it at 16, looking back now? No, I didn't have anywhere to go. Having freedom? And I liked having have anywhere to go. Having freedom. And I liked having a reason to hang out with Kyle. Okay. I bought my Cavalier Convertible, Convertible, a 1993 salvage title.

Yeah, the Rocket Man Wagon. When I was 15 years old and put it in my garage and waxed it until I was 16. And would sit in it. I'm waxing in the garage, mom. I'm using sex wax. Okie dokie. I would sit in it and listen to music,

mostly No Limit Soldiers. Of course. And True Tank Dog. Waited until I was 16 because it was so exciting and that I was ready to get my license at 16. I might have got it junior year because I did have to drive to work, and I remember I drove my mom's Honda Civic to work.

I just haven't thought about those times. I had Kyle, so I didn't really have to drive. Where is he now? He's gone. You didn't have a job? You didn't have a job? I did, at the movie theater. I used to drive to the movie theater,

but Kyle worked there too, Brendan Theaters. And you guys always had the same shifts Well, we tried to yeah Well, if it isn't pile and flake You have to wear a package deal you have to yeah and where where is he now dude, where is he? No, someone who called you guys the butt fuck brothers. Well, if it isn't the Buttfuck Brothers. That's all John Paul's dad, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Or the Buttfuck Twins or Buttfuck Brothers? I think it was the twins. I miss Kyle, I miss him. I had no adult person in my life that spoke that way. And I love it. If I had any take backs, I would branch out. Take back your childhood? Big Paul. Fucking unreal.

Oh, hey, okay, are we wrapping it up? Trying to. Yeah, I think it's take backs, apologies, yeah. Okay, well, I have kind of like a candy critique adjacent. So I made these snacks. Post Halloween situation? Well, I made these snacks I saw on Instagram. Basically, it's a really easy recipe

and it's very delicious. What you do is you get grapes. I saw on Instagram. Basically, it's a really easy recipe and it's very delicious. What you do is you get grapes. I'm gonna go. And you put lemon juice on them. Hey, you've told this, by the way. Have I? No, I haven't told this. No, I have not.

I just did this. By the way, frozen and you put them and you freeze them and they taste like scales. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. You pour lemon juice on them and then you roll them around in Kool-Aid powder. Okay. And then you freeze them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Really? I'm almost a guarantee. When we did the candy stuff? That's freeze-dried skittles. This is grapes, frozen lemon juice,

Kool-Aid powder around the outside. So freaking good, dude. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe you're right. So good. Yeah, that does sound good. Like mind-blowing. Where did you see this recipe?

I saw it on Instagram. That's my algorithm. No, that's your burner TikTok. I see you. I see you with your burner TikTok, dude. It's still that's my algorithm. No, that's your burner. That's your burner. Tick tock. I see you. I see you with your burner. Tick tock. Did it still out there? And I know the name of it too.

Wacky D. Yeah, you're wacky D. I know you are. I know you're wacky D on tick tock. Maybe come with those deep cuts. How many of those do you eat in a sitting, Blake? How many of those? Like if I if I decided like, you know what?

I'm going to make that thing. Blake talked about on the what do we call a podcast. How many of these am I eating? How many am I making? Is it is 20 enough? They're strong. I made a whole bunch like a bunch of grapes. Okay so I guess I'm asking for any sort of specific number. I would say make yeah make 25 of them make 25 Okay, and how many do you eat in a sitting? I mean I had to stop one So I had I had like four and I that was probably too many for my from my adult mouth Yeah, or why is that too many? What do you guys? It's crazy so yeah, I guess it I guess cracked out fund up

I don't know so good dog so good Oh, I think that's something I can't have I was told I can't have some sugar, but I need to cut way way down Mmm, way well have what I don't grapes. I don't have a lot of sugar anyways, but mmm. I do have an issue My life sucks. Give me a hell. Yeah, I have no take backs or apologies today. I stand by everything I said I think it's a good day to be an American because America rocks and I have no take backs or apologies today. I stand by everything I said. I think it's a good day to be an American because America rocks and... It's still good.

Still pretty good. It's still good. It's still good, guys. It's still a great country, no matter how you vote it. Okay? It's great. Well, I pooped in your pie, so enjoy it. Oh!

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