This Is Important - Ep 226: The History of Fuddruckers

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

Today, this is what's important: Teeth, hangovers, the doctors office, therapy, picking your nose, the nineties, Fuddruckers, the hunt, chat GPT conversations, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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How come the doors always open like that in space, like butt holes? I don't know if anyone can trip harder than you and still look cool doing it. This butthole is clean enough for hooking Buckle up What's up my legends? My freaking legends. Legends of the hidden temple. My motherfucking Womax. Is it Womax? Damn. It's not Bobby Womax? Ol-Mack? Ol-Mack. It's Ol-Mack. Ol-Mack.

Old Mac. Old Mac. Legends of the hidden temple, mate. Legends of the hidden temple. Oh, hey, what's up, man? It's me, Old Mac. Old Mac. Legends of the hidden. Legends of the hidden temple, mate. Legends of the hidden temple. Oh, hey, what's up, man? It's me, Old Mac. Old Mac.

I think it's not Old Mac. It's Old Mac, dude. It's Old Mac. I think it's wise old man on the stoop. Blake, didn't you explain who Old Mac was on Workaholics, didn't you? I might have. I know that it has roots in real Aztec culture.

I do recall that. It is a real thing. It wasn't a talking stone head, but it was something. It was something. OK. Sure, yeah. Good. OK, so there it was something.

And that's enough for me. Olmec is a large animatronic talking head made of stone Well, obviously well not in the Mayan days or yeah, we're talking Mayan days. Like what's the history? Mm-hmm Okay in the TV film. Okay, that's a TV film Olmec was once a human king and in a middle of Should be a though there in the middle of passing the throne to his son, Prince Zuma, however, Zuma's evil brother, Thank, is planning a coup d'etat on all,

who gives a shit, you know? This is fake, it's not even real, dude. I think we lost all our listeners. Yes, this is, that was like on the TV movie, that's not real, Blake. That's fricking sick, dude. Well, you guys can do your homework later, but I do know it is rooted in real history, okay?

But you guys are my fricking legends. Great. You're my legends. You're my legends of hidden temples. Moving on to anything. Do you remember when you went through fricking 30 years of your life and no one ever called you a legend?

And now it's pretty much, it just comes right off the tongue now. Lots of legend talk. It came from Australia, right? Yeah. Yeah, I feel like Australian's legend, your legend mate. I feel like that's where it stemmed from.

Yeah, I feel like. They say it, they throw it around a lot here. It's fun to call people legends. You guys are my legends, legendary friends. You guys are legendary friends. Do you know what I'm gonna steal from Australia and I'm gonna try and make it pop off? Have I already said this?

A thing they say here when you say like thanks instead of like no problem, they just go. Nobody says thanks. Nobody says thanks. Thanks, some of us say thanks. Happy Thanksgiving, by the way. Some of us say thanks, no one says thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Happy Thanksgiving by the way. Thanks No one says thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Um, are you finished? I actually hear they do Okay, they don't know they don't you bitch people people respond and they say too easy

Like no problem, I'm like, you know too easy when I go home and someone said thanks. I'm gonna go too easy, mate That's so cool Dude if anyone says thanks to me, I'm gonna stop them dead in their tracks I say are you were you raised by Anders Holm's parents? Thanks because thanks hot they taught him to say the word wrong Well, I'm gonna say too easy. Do they say it? I don't even know if my brothers say Thanks, I'm gonna say too easy. Do they say it? I don't even know if my brothers say thanks. I think maybe I only have been saying this since I got fake teeth. Oh, really? You can't say thanks?

Why don't you say think, think? Why don't you say think instead of thanks? I'm saying I used to have a little wind tunnel in the middle, so I'm sure it whistled when I said thanks before. The whistles go, whistle tits. Dang, Bob Rubbs, legendary. I just went to the dentist the other day, and he kind of made a big deal about how much coffee I was drinking, he was like, your teeth are fucking

brown shit stains, essentially. Essentially, that's what he said. I'm pissed now, sir. Really? That's why I'm here. Laser them fuckers. I don't know. What do you guys think?

Uh, they're... I mean, you got some chompers. You got some chompers. You don't want them white. No, they match the curtains behind you. Yeah. You don't want them too white. Yeah, you don't want them too white.

That's when they start to get a little... Sometimes I look at my fake teeth and they're not even the same color as the ones behind them. And I'm like, God damn, I wish I got them like a little brown. I think you could brown them up. Are they too brown? Mm hmm. Should I should I get yours?

No, they look natural. Yeah. No. Yeah. All right. So I mean, dude, go back and watch movies from the 70s and 80s and look how brown. I see. I don't want to be natural. I want to look like Joe Biden. Oh Okay. Well, yeah, you know, those are those are those are check. I want some those shoppers or who was the guy that though? the the Dodger player that

Yeah, that one that Freeman Oh, Freddy Freeman's got some chompers, dude. Those are intense. Those are unreal. And I was like, those are fake. Those are fake teeth. They have to be. And then immediately I looked it up, and there's side-by-side comparisons.

It's unreal. It is unreal. Yeah, there's a few people. It spurred a lot of people's before and afters. But why go that extreme? Like just make your teeth look better. Can I tell you why? Okay.

The dentists, they don't know any better. Yes, yes. They don't know any better. Like they were like, you want it perfect, right? Like everyone thinks you want it perfect, but you don't want it perfect because perfect is noticeable. Perfect is like, what the fuck's happening? It's like if you have eyes that are like a crazy,

unnatural blue, people look at you like you're a weird anime cam girl. I think people look at you like I'm trying to fuck you. Okay. I feel like I just said that. Oh. Okay. But if it's too unnatural, it's noticeable.

You want it to look nice, but not noticeable. Yeah. Yeah, fair. So you're saying any sort of surgery that you change the way you look, you say it should still look human, right? Like if you're getting a nose job or you're Botox. I think everybody wants to look natural.

I mean, I'm sure there's some people who want to look supernatural. Big naturals. Big naturals. I mean, super big naturals. You guys are reading my mind. It's science. That's what I'm going for.

That's what I'm going for. I'm going for a super big natural. When you go to the dentist, that's what I say when I went to the dentist. I said, you know what I want? Big naturals. And they were like, excuse me? I think that's down the hall.

I go, I think not. I think it's right here. Chomp chomp. Wimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim He had tiny ones. Oh, whoa, he looked way different. He had just a little more pudge on him. Yeah, well, he became a professional athlete. Look at that guy. He's come a long way. Yeah, well, yeah, now he's worth $200 million, and he's eating four leaf clovers. No, I mean, he's on the Braves.

He's on the Braves in this photo. He's a professional athlete. Yeah, but that was, you know, early on, you know. He's been on the Braves for 12 years. Look at this youngster. He's like a professional athlete. Yeah, but that was, you know, early on, you know. He's been on the Braves for 12 years. Look at this youngster. He's like a superhero now. Okay, wear your hands, wear your hands. Just cranking down over there.

Hands up. Hands up. Start beating off to a picture of Freddie Freeman. I like the old photo too, when he had some jacked up teeth. Ooh, all right. No, he's actually, yeah, he's got a little chub on him. Have you seen him in college? He's yeah. He's got a little chub on him. Have you seen him in college?

He's hot, he's a hot little ripper. They tried to convince me, because I went to the dentist in Columbia, because I chipped the back of my teeth off. They had used the, what is this stuff called, the putty? Enamel? Yeah, no, no, like when they fix when they fix a tooth, they, uh, I forget what they call that shit, but they had done that.

My dentist did it cause I grind the backs of my teeth on the front. And so they're real thin and he goes, I'm going to protect your real teeth by putting the fake, um, bonding agent on the back. And then... Yeah. And when are you grinding your teeth? Like when someone delivers a steak to your table,

you just sit there like... I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. Yes, when the rotisserie chicken is on my plate. Let the dog off the leash. You went on that strength. So I grinded...

I was driving to work actually on gemstones and my teeth just fell out of my head And I thought I thought I was dying, but it was just me The back parts that had been fixed before so anyway, so I'm in Colombia. Oh just just Only that just a bond agent. It was And so I was gonna I was I was like, oh I'll get this fixed in Columbia and I go there and they tried to upsell me on veneers. They're like, I'm doing a Colombian accent.

There's no way. Yeah, you are. You don't have to tell us. It's spot on. There's no way that's the only regional. Where'd Adam go? It's regional, too. You would be able to have these these teeth because

It's too it's too far gone you need the veneers Was that a good accent dude? Yeah veneers that was really good and then they were like come back we could do it You know do you have a few days we could do this and I was like No, I'm not I'm not gonna do veneers here. You just tried to upsell me. And then I go back and my dentist does it like that, just in like 20 minutes he does it. The bonding. The bonding.

Is that easy? Is that easy? Male bonding. Don Cade! Here's something, do you think that Here's something. Going to the dentist is the worst possible thing you can do while you are hungover.

Is there another activity that is worse to do? Let me guess, you recently did it? Let me guess. I didn't do it recently, but I remember the one time I did it, I told myself, this is the worst experience I've ever had in my life. I don't know, I feel like when I go there, I just lay back, I close my eyes, I let them go to town,

I'm fucking chilling Oh, no It's like sweaty and stressful for me like when they're scraping on your teeth and shit And if you're hungover and your mouth is all like hot and shit. It's terrible. It's a terrible experience I don't mind the dentist. Yeah, it doesn't really bother me that much, but I see what you're saying You're a nervous person so I could see for you Adams picking up what you're saying. You're a nervous person, so I could see for you. Adam's picking up what you're putting down. Yeah, and I just think when you're hungover, the last thing you want is someone in your mouth

doing things. Speak for yourself. No. Spat on a feed bag, ma! Do not come. We do. Do not come. Yeah, what would be the worst thing when you're hungover?

Super hungover. Amusement park. Ooh, okay. Going on a roller coaster? Survey says, survey says. Yeah, but maybe that shakes it out of you. Like the tummy tickles. Maybe like that.

I feel like extreme activities. Like put... I bet it doesn't. But if you're extremely hungover, you're at the amusement park with your kids, you could then get a beer you can level out But you can't get it you cannot get it. Sorry. Sorry being on a being on a roller coaster Okay, drink amusement ride. Okay amusement ride. I like out anything we come up with really. Oh, dude going to the zoo Well, if you get a beer at the zoo, I'm just saying

But you can't get a beer at the dentist. Dude, I'm just saying. Well, you could get a beer at the zoo, but you can't get a beer at the dentist. I'm kind of worried. You could do a buzz ball in the bathroom and come back, and they're like, I swear I just fluoride in your teeth. Why are they green? I just clean your teeth. I just clean your teeth. Why don't they smell like Cram Blaster, bro?

I don't know. I mean, you're probably gonna kill me on this one Adam, but you're dead man getting on a boat Dead meat, let's go I will cuz I've only done this a couple times and I was hungover when I did it Okay going getting in a boat and going, you know 30 minutes to a fishing spot Blast hungover not for me. Oh, yeah, you're right. That's not that's not Pleasant that's not optimal. It's not optimal. But what you do what you do though I thought you'd be like you're not made for it. Uh, but hey, I guess no one no It's not optimal to do that

But what you do and what everyone does is then they get to like they they pound. Yes, you have to pound Yes, room as you're getting the boat ready and it's 530 in the morning and you don't want it You don't want to have a better. I'm gonna run you're just loading you have to you're loading things up You're getting things ready. You have to pound one on the dock Yeah, and then you get in the boat, you crack one, you're not driving the boat, so you're in the clear. And you just, you pound one on the way, and then maybe you get 20 minutes in and you go,

I'm gonna need one more to level it out. The cause of diarrhea. I'm shaking. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Also, nobody's mad if you chum the waters. Yeah. Yeah, if you hop in, if you chum the waters. Yeah. Yeah. If you hop in, if you're like, actually, can we stop the boat a second?

I got to I'm going to dive in and take a dip. Yeah. And like, that's not what I'm saying. Vomiting into the water. Oh, I thought you were saying you're taking a shit. That's my bad. That's my bad. That's a miscommunication. So, Blake, let's just rewind to what we're talking about. We're talking about being hungover.

You don't get diarrhea when you're hungover. That's the second part of hungover is diarrhea and throwing up. Diarrhea. Those are the two parts of hangovers. Come on. Fair enough. I just thought it was more throwing up as more

the next day is more synonymous I bet I was thinking like when you're on a boat and you're jiggling around I immediately went vomiting. Oh vomit I definitely didn't think and and like pieces of food or chumming I love your crazy brain. I just, me and my friend group, we always call it chumming the water when you would like shit in the water. Always? Yeah.

Always. What does that mean, always, Blake? That's where you threw us. Like when we go on camping trips and like be in the lake. Like time and time again. Yeah, it was kind of like a running. So how many camping trips did you go on where this was a topic every time? Like five, five or six. How many times have you shit into open water? I don't know, I will say I don't think I've ever

done it. I don't do that. I don't do that. I'm saying... Your honor? I had friends who would do that and it's like oh gross You're freaking chumming in the water. So you've never done it. No, I wouldn't Blake has a precious little asshole He doesn't you okay? Hello things climb. Thank you bless your heart. Yeah You cherish you cherish her your ass so as we all should why would you not why would you abuse your asshole, so. As we all should. Why would you not? Why would you abuse your asshole? I'm with it.

Dude, today I was at the doctor. I had to get a- Oh God, you just lit up like a jack-o-lantern. Today, as I went to the doctor's office and got a physical, and- Hello. Dude, I had shit in the bathroom, in the hallway, in the hallway before going into the doctor's office There's a bathroom right there. I was like, oh shit. I need a shit. I went I took a shit perfect

not thinking he's going to Spread my ass cheeks and look at my loose No, oh no, he didn't I don't know what it looked like I was like did was it a great It wasn't like a sloppy shit. Did you give him a heads up? You're like FYI. I just went to the bathroom I did Wow Because you can't it doesn't matter. Yeah, well you can it all happened so quick I it all happened if you're honest with them. What if you're like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, wait, wait, wait Wait, like I've just got to warn you, I just shit.

And you tell them this exact thing. Yeah, but if you just shit or if you shat earlier in the day, it's gonna be the same. It's gonna be the same. Here's what I say. I'll say that if he saw it just after you wiped, that's probably better than like 10 or 15 minutes later when like a little sauce, when the dust has settled. Thank you. Yeah, you're right. You know, we're like, after a half hour, you're like,

I think I need to go back. Yeah, there was none of that. I think it was a really great, a clean shit. I think it came out like, We're back! And I was proud of the wipe. Wait, it came out like what? And if you're watching YouTube, just wait for the hand gesture. Like it just, it drops and just goes, and the asshole just goes.

Looks like Adam, his miming was like unscrewing a light bulb for some reason. And then it drops and then, and then the asshole like, and then his hand turned into like a tremor. Like a jellyfish no it like clothes like what are we looking at here what part of this is my asshole okay this is my asshole three fingers so the your sideburns the shit is going down okay and then my asshole goes like cinched it off mm-hmm like a a, like a Star Trek door closed, like spiral? Yes, exactly. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

How come the doors always open like that in space, like buttholes? Because it's futuristic, it's fuser-ic. It looks cool. In buttholes. Yes, so that's exactly what my butthole did to that shit. Cut it right off, I think it was a clean break. But in the moment, it was a little funky. And how they just handle your dick.

Right. They're just like, pull your pants. And then he told me to pull my pants and take them all the way. I swear he said, take them all the way off. He could have said down, I took them all the way off. And he's like, well, you could have left them on your feet. And I'm like, I don't know.

I don't know what we're doing here. This is, it's awkward. But then how he just manhandles your cock is Yeah is he just grabs it and he's pulling on it That's how you want it though. That's how you want it I'm so fucking hungry. I think that's how you want it. You know what I mean? If he was like a little Too like timid timid is not not timid. I mean like tender you're like well I don't like this either because now I'm dealing with all sorts of mind viruses

really that you just don't want in there. How do you, that's a great question. Like, do you want them really roughing your joystick up or do you want them, I don't know. Dude, it wasn't rough. I want like a calloused hand that's like been there, done that. Give me that thing, let me look under this thing. As soon as it feels good, I'm like a calloused hand that's like, been there, done that. Give me that thing, let me look under this thing.

As soon as it feels good, I'm like, stop. I gotta go. I gotta go. You ever see like a guy who, like cleaning a fish and they just do it so quickly? Oh yeah, they're like annihilating it. Yeah, they're just pulling this. It's just like, oh god.

But it's just routine, it's routine. Yeah, it's just like entrails mean nothing Adam wants his dick fillet. I want my cock fillet. Yeah God damn, okay, that just happened today. You like a little cat. I like a catch-and-release I like them doctor treat it well and then put it back into the ocean where it belongs. Okay? Take the hook out the mouth. Oh yeah, and he didn't keep my cock with him at the office. Well, the ocean is my pants.

No, the release is your pants. Yes, he puts it back into its empire. What, he tucks your cock back in your pants? Yes, absolutely. Full service. Full service. Of course. Wow. He pulls it back and then lets go and it goes in his pants. I stand there, I look and I'll be like, are we done? It doesn't

seem like we're done. You want me to walk out like this? Alrighty then! Alrighty then! Oh, righty then. You just go straight into our... You get so nervous you just start doing Aspencher impressions at him. He's like, okay. Like a glove? Mm-hmm. Peanuts. Do not go in there

my pants. It's bulky. I consider it carry on. Oh yeah, baby. We love it. Catch and release my shit, doctor. Here's snowflake. Excuse me? Got a little snack for you. Here, baby. We love it. Catch or release my shit, doctor. Here's snowflake. Got a little snack for you. Are you talking to me? Was everything good, Divine?

Everything good down there? I don't want to talk about it. Moon River! I don't want to talk about it. Oh my god! Fair enough. There's some things that we we don't bring to the pod and that that will stay between us. That's right.

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and had my pants off, and then she came in and like checked my knee or my leg, and then she was like, like checked my knee or my leg and she was like, you can have your pants on. And I was like, I didn't, I was like, sorry, yeah. Oh, your number's still 911, isn't it? I thought you said change into the robe thing. Wait, so you have a female doctor?

That's sick. I think the person who came in to like check first was a woman, whatever, I don't know what her position was I mean I know you can have a female doctor and obviously there's very good women are more than qualified absolutely mm-hmm more than qualified qualified regular amount of what's more than qualified you're either qualified or not yeah it's just the regular just the regular amount it would be weird to to have a woman just peek at my asshole real quick. Just give it a little spread and look.

I don't know. I mean, it's like you said, if the doctor is the person filleting the fish and pulling the... If it's no thing, she sees assholes all the time. Adam doesn't let women fillet fish. Yeah, but what if she's kind of sexy? What if he's kind of sexy? Okay, well, that's a you problem

Well, I don't want to fuck dudes. I don't want fuck dudes for me for me Yeah, yeah, if he's already at your asshole and he's sexy like maybe Something could happen game over man. It's not just a movie. Yeah I guess you put it like that. But yeah, that would be weird. I think I think it doesn't matter I think she can be hot. I think she can be hot I think he can be ugly. Yeah, no it adds stakes long as there's nothing inside your asshole I know hey and honors and honors I know that's the correct politically correct thing to say and I absolutely and and if Hollywood's listening

I agree dude, but I'm just saying if she's very sexy and she's and she's I mean she's grabbing my cock It's I would want her to do it exactly like this doctor did it but the peeking of the asshole I would have been even more embarrassed Mmm patch Adam I would have been more embarrassed by just taking a shit 15 minutes then this doctor. This is my male doctor Taking a peek at my shitty asshole Yeah, but like but like this super hot doctor like who like what is her demeanor? She's still not like yeah But it's not a sexy environment Yeah, you like head nod I do a doctor's office is not a sexy environment. Have you seen any?

That's a sexy environment. No, no, I'm saying like what they're bringing to the table is not like a... I'd bend over, would ya? What they're bringing to the table. Well, my doctor is a very loving guy. My doctor, he asks how I'm doing. Your boobs are huge. You know, mentally, he asks how I'm doing mentally a lot. That's not love.

That's called small talk. No, it's like a mental check in. He is your doctor. He's your doctor, he's your doctor, he's not your friend. Yeah, but he's sexy. Your boobs are huge. It's like crying and crawling in my head. It's sort of like a shrink. Like how sexy was the Was the shrink in Sopranos? Not Sopranos. Not. She's not sexy. Oh, she carried herself very, she carried herself very sexily. In the sessions? By the end of the series. You didn't find, you didn't find her attractive by the end of the series?

Not in the sessions. Oh. Okay, I think you're one of the only ones. Tony Soprano definitely did. Well, I know, but Tony had mom issues, and he was like, whoa, I need to dominate this woman who's trying to dominate me just like mama. It's hot.

It's a whole thing. Bend over and I'll show you. You're right. None of you guys had real life therapists before, right? You've never sat in a room with a therapist? I have not, no. I've gone to therapy. Oh, okay.

Was it- I had to after I went to work with Hawks. Was it a male or a female? A dude. Yes, okay. So was he like a dude or was he a guy? Well, it's funny you should say, was he like a dude or was he a guy? Well it's funny you should say was he like a dude because he's just a guy.

But I was like, for the first like many sessions, I was like, is this guy Jeff Bridges' son? Whoa. Because he looks like him and he sounds like him. And we're in LA, anything's possible and I'm like Googling. I'm a dude. Was his last name Bridges?

No, but like, you know, he could, I don't know. Well, that would have been the first thing. Yeah. But I don't know their real names. I don't know if they're like telling me their real name or not, you know what I mean? They might have a fake name,

so people don't go fucking murder them, I don't know. Or if he's Jeff Ridge's son, or if he's Jeff Ridge's son, maybe he's got a fake name, so that people aren't like, well, are you Jeff Ridge's son. Or if he's Jeff Ridge's son. Maybe he's got a fake name so that people aren't like, well, are you Jeff Ridge's son? Yeah, because you talk and look identical to him. Because I love The Big Lebowski. And dude, I couldn't concentrate the first,

like, however many sessions because I was just like, listening. I'm like, is this? It's a dead giveaway. I know who I'm going to do. How's your dad? Tell me Yeah, that would be weird I mean you can't have that job if you're if your parent is a celebrity because then everyone goes in kind of

Already feeling like they know you by proxy through their your father Well, I just saw yeah Dushku, the actress. Hello. She's a therapist. Really? What, she's a real therapist? Yeah, she like left Hollywood. Yeah, she left Hollywood.

I think she got like, me too, as a kid on True Lies or some shit. I think it's out there, I think it read it. Uh? I don't know. But anyway, she left Hollywood, I think she's a therapist now, and I'm just imagining being sitting down

and going, wait a second, fucking. Wait, Dushku. I don't know what she's from, but Dushku? I wonder, you know, because I've always thought it would be an interesting profession. Maybe I should switch over to therapy. Do you think people would be hyped to pour their feelings out to me?

Yeah, I think you could do it. Oh, Buffy star Eliza Dushku shifts from acting to psychedelic assisted therapy. Oh, that's that shit when you like, you go into like K-holes and like sit in a room. So that's the kind I might want to get into. They do it in Orange County actually. I have a buddy who did it.

That'd be kind of fun. Yeah, I heard it's an interesting process. You really. I don't know about K-holes, I heard it's an interesting process. You really- I don't know about K-holes. I would just want to do a bunch of mushrooms and like go to Joshua Tree. And meet Elijah Dushka. And meet Elijah Dushka.

I don't know about therapy, but doing mushrooms with Dushka sounds like a fucking job. I really think we got somewhere today. You know, thank you so much. Also, can I just get you to sign my Buffy the Vampire DVD? That'd be fucking rad. That would mean a lot to me. I feel like it would set me in the right direction.

I think she would love that. She would love that. You know, I don't know who like, I don't know, I recognize her. Okay, I see her. She was in a bunch. By the way, she's like our age. It's weird when people are famous at a very

young age. You think that they're way older. Right. She's 43 years old. Right. That's to me not that old anymore. Catching up. That's how I felt when I met when I met Kobe Bryant. That's what I felt like I was because I was like, dude, you're like this old legend. He's like he was like three or four years older than me at the time like well He started oh you were a senior in high school when I was a fresh exactly so it's just like legend May that's a legend made well. That's LeBron how everyone's like he's ancient Oh, yeah, on is one year younger than then Blake and I right it's crazy. Yeah, I mean But he's got a lot of miles on them damn legs.

His legs are like 100 years old. Blake, I'll say it's crazy how aggressively you just picked your nose and then just went back to... I did this. Mm-hmm. Sure. And I'm looking at douche-coup right now. OK, fair enough.

You can check the YouTube. I didn't... OK. Yeah, no, I know. You were distracted, and you just went... No, I did not. I was on the side I was not any so why did you pick the side of your nose? So what made you go like that?

I can't itch my nose. You got now you're gonna grill me for itching my nose. I'm not Normally when you're itching a nose, do I turn the video off do this you do this? Oh What is this how you want it? This is how you want itching a nose, you go like, you do this. You do this. Oh, oh, is this how you want it? Is this how you want it? Now, okay, so all I'm saying is Durr saw the same thing and I believe you, if you say that you're itching the side of your nose, it was just an insane way to itch the side of your nose. What the f***?

And just for future reference, when you do that, people think you just snuck in the craziest nose pick. the craziest nose pick The craziest nose pick anyone's okay Fair enough just saying that isn't what happened have you guys done the thing like this? What were you like this dude that actually you fucking? No, but did you know that actually reminds me to a way way way way back thing when you were really really little Did you ever do this when you picked your nose and think that people didn't know you were picking your nose?

I don't remember ever being a big nose picker. I know I've done it, but I don't think I went through like a nose picking phase. Oh. I'm a big, big nose picker. You were? Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's fun.

I think I am still, yeah. Oh, still? Yeah. Oh, gross. Fun as hell. Fingers are perfect size for a reason what I would do the weird thing I would do as a kid is I would lick my lips So so much that entire like all around oh was just red and chat

I looked insane My dad is like I thought you had mental issues My dad is like, I thought you had mental issues. Thanks, dad. Did you get like CarMax? CarMax on your lips? Oh yeah, were you a CarMax family? CarMax. CarMax was a dealership. No, I remember like, my parents didn't even want to get me chapstick. Oh sir, I don't like it. I remember them being like, Just let his mouth heal. You don't need it. Just being like just let his mouth you don't need it

Just cuz I think it was a lot of them is another thing to buy. They're like, you don't want to give no No, no, no, no, don't give him the right. I don't give him. Just like he's gonna let it let the mouth turn red Adam you didn't take my petroleum jelly. Did you poor guy? I'm gonna need that back poor lips They also told me that's that's why they didn't buy me books. It was Scholastic Book Fair so understandably they were more expensive. Yeah. And there my mom was like you're not gonna read them and I'm like I'm gonna. It's Clifford. Was the Scholastic Book Fair more expensive than just Barnes and Noble borders? You're not gonna read them. Look. Well yeah they didn't buy me books. I had no books. I had no books.

I ain't buying you no books, man. You ain't gonna read them. It makes sense. Did you have a library card? Yes, I did. But I was like, I want these cool books. Yeah. It was like Clifford the Big Red Dog and shit.

It wasn't like. You ain't reading that. You look familiar. Yeah. You ain't reading that. Wait a second. Did you, I feel like we are the era. I feel like kids younger than this don't realize

that this was a new thing that struck us our age. Well, you're older, but yeah. Let's hear it. You're your age, baby. Bookmobiles. Bookmobiles. Yeah, what's a bookmobile? Somebody help me! What's that?

You guys didn't have a bookmobile? I did not. It was like the library had like an RV that was like a library on wheels. That's your show. That's the show right there. Yeah, good call. I gotta go guys, I need to go pitch this to Netflix.

The bookmobile was from the library. We did not have that. And it would come outside your school every like Wednesday, it'd be at your elementary school and then it would like rotate to other ones. Wait, from the library, like the- From the main branch. Public library. Yeah exactly. Okay and

okay I was thinking we had a library in our school so... Well yes but this was like your what the Omaha or whatever sure library. Okay. And it would come to your school and it would be filling books for like kids essentially and you could even like request books for them to bring the next time. The Calvin and Hobbes was on rotation. What? Wow. Y'all ever read the Monster Ring? The Monster Ring? Excuse me? It was like a it might have been a choose your own adventure or like a oh I love a good CBS story break joint but yeah the bookmobile was you guys didn't have a bookmobile, huh? I was pretty exclusive Berenstain Bears and and Classics

Read no girls allowed the hell what's that? Berenstain, but oh It was a oh Yes, it was a banger because it was like it that boys built clubhouse. And you know, when you read kids books and it was like clubhouses or like things that the kids built, you'd look at it and be like, oh fuck, I'm gonna go build that. But then the girls were like, we're going to make our own shit. And it was like better. And I was like, I'm a dude.

The, the no boys allow was like kind of even sicker. It was like real world Seattle, like fishing hole in the floor type shit. That's tight. That's very sick. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about though. That's hardcore. I know exactly what you're talking about.

The real world house debut episodes. Oh my God, dude. Those houses were so off the chain. Do you think they kept real world houses as they are? Like are they still things you can go to? The Vegas suite is still the real world suite, right? That's fire, dude. Because I would love to go to the San Frans...

Trichelle's hot tub? The San Francisco one was sick. I remember that one being dope. San Francisco one, that was super early on though. You still remember what that... I remember Seattle being like, it was right on the wharf. It was super early on though. You still remember what that I remember Seattle being like it was right on the wharf It was super dope. Mm-hmm. Yeah, who was the cast of Seattle Boston had a fire pole I think someone got smacked and that was the big news. Oh, that's in the very last

The dude ran up and like hit the bipolar girl. Yeah. She like had she had like a breakdown and he was like Hey, I just wanna say bye bye hit her and then she just was like So wait the dude the dude hit the girl yes, yeah, I don't think she knew slapped her Yeah, I think but I think, and you know, do what you will, but I do think that the reason it was kinda okay is because the guy was a gay guy. So they were like, oh, it's fine that he slapped her. I think that was what, at least in the 90s.

In the 90s. That was what made it okay. I think also in addition to that, she was crazy right before But he chased her out to the car. He she was sitting down. He reached in It's not a slap on the side of face. He like slapped her in the middle of the front of the face Mmm, and then dipped mm-hmm, and dude it was crazy. I love how topical we are. We're just on the pulse That was game-changing shit. That was reality. The birth.

Don't get into David and Tammy. Was it David and Tammy? That's the birth of reality television. That's crazy. That's crazy. We were there for that, our old asses. That's sick. Are you a drug dealer? And then, and now reality television is like dying. Who is? Does anybody like reality? I guess it's just Instagram at this point. Yeah, it's just all YouTube and Instagram.

Other than. Wait, you think reality TV is dying? I mean, well unless it's like The Bachelor or like. Yeah, I think it's days are numbered. I do, I really do. Really? Because, and I mean I know I'm saying this as Bravo's like bigger than it's ever been.

And there's like these dating shows and stuff. yeah like love is blind or whatever but I think there's a reason that maybe the dating shows are doing really well but the shows that just follow people I think and maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm wrong but I just personally I'm backtracking now because our producers are just chiming in with hit shows. This is Smash, yeah. I think it's reached its zenith and it's going to die. So that's the word of the day. It's science.

I haven't looked up word of the day, but yes, it's reached the pinnacle and... That's the word of the day. And I think it's gonna die because now YouTube exists and people just watch that shit yeah that's true dude I started watching these like this couple that just lives on a boat okay am I doing they're like 40 minute episode I cuz I'm just like up late and I'm like well actually not now but like I'm in bed I'm bored and I like clicked on it once and now now it just feeds me.

And there are like 45 minute episodes of this, people have been like, well guess what? The commode is out again, gotta fix it. Well I told you didn't I? I get that. My YouTube algorithm's hella weird. I get all the like, there's this thing where it's like, franchises that have like gone downhill,

so it's like, what happened to Quiznos? Or like, why is Fuddruckers dead? It's pretty interesting shit. And why is Fuddruckers dead? Yeah, please explain. Well, it got really, really hurt by COVID because, you know, it was kind of like a buffet situation. You would dress your burger. And as you know, after COVID, salad bars kind of disappeared.

So sad. Yes. It was the big, big hit. I just went back in Omaha. I was just there this past weekend. I went to a banging salad bar and I was so pumped about it. I love salad bars. But so, Fuddruckers was about to die, completely die, and one dude was like, no, I love Fudruckers, I'm never gonna let it die, he bought it, and it's alive to this day, and it's doing well. Alive to this day.

Three whole years later. To this day, it's like, yeah, like four years later. Now you want definition of legend, that is a legend, mate. Shout out to that guy, I'm gonna get his name and give him a big shout out later. That's fucking dope. And what does Fuddruckers mean? Is that a last name? It was, it was.

It's the person. Can you imagine? Fuddrucker, bro. If your name was Brett Fuddruckers. Fucking what? Man, I'll tell you what. Yeah, you're gonna, middle school's gonna be rough. Like marrying into that?

I'm gonna have a lot of custom jerseys. I'm gonna have a lot of custom jerseys. I want Fuddrucker across my back, baby. I'm gonna marry this man. Oh my God, Wendy, we're so excited. What's his name? Because it's gonna be your name. It's, okay, it's Fuddruckers.

That's fun. No, no, that's fun. You're gonna love it, Wendy Fuddruckers. Wendy Fuddruckers. That's that's fun. No, no, that's fun. You're gonna love it windy Fuddruckers What nationality is Fudd is a Fuddrucker It's gotta be Scottish where the Fuddruckers come from gotta be German That's it probably means it's probably mean all sinister shit in German. Yeah, Fuddrucker It's like the worst guy at the concentration camp. Yeah, it's Fuddrucker Yeah, it's Fud Rocker. Fud Rocker. He's sending the Fud Rocker.

Oh boy. Thanks. If you do not want to be getting... Fud Rocked? No, yeah, I can't even get into the joke. You're Fud Rocked? Not even gonna step that one out. Bail.

I'll just say it's Scottish. The name of the restaurant comes from a fictional airline. The name of the restaurant chain, Fuddruckers, Blake, you're a liar. Uh, comes from the fictional airline Fuddpucker world airways, which was a joke among pilots and aviation enthusiasts. The restaurant was originally called Freddie Fuddruckers. Oh, I thought that was the dude's name. Nah, Nah.

So there's so many like weird left turns in that, even in the explanation. It's like, it comes from the fictional airline. This is a restaurant, Fudd Pucker World Airways. So that's not, so it's not even Fuddruckers. So that's not Fuddruckers, no? And then they turned it into a restaurant, okay? And changed...

Which was, it was a joke among pilots and aviation enthusiasts. Weird joke. Fuddpucker World Airways. I am not laughing at all. Yeah. And I know comedy very well. The restaurant was originally called Freddy Fuddruckers. I thought that was his name. Damn son.

I'm pissed now! called Freddy Fuddruckers. I thought that was his name. Damn son. I'm pissed now. I mean, there's nothing, there's no like aviation theme to Fuddruckers, is there? Fucking thing sucks. No, maybe the logo had something involved, but I don't think so. There was like cargo crates at the one I went to.

Yeah, get that hat off Adam. Let's do our hair. Yeah, you guys look great. Dude, you kind of inspired me to just- You're watching YouTube right now. Fuddrucker. Just get in there, shake it up a little bit. God, you kind of inspired me to just... You're watching YouTube right now. Fuddrucker. Just get in there, shake it up a little bit. God, I need a haircut.

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I was hunting this past weekend and just got roasted, dude. I was just outside for like 12 hours and no sunscreen. You kind of forget. And it was sunny, but not hot. Not hot. But not hot, right? But not hot. Yeah, so you forget.

That's it, sneaks up on you, doesn't it? Those are rough burns. Jesus, how did the hunt go? Did you slay? Dude, I fucking, I mean, I don't want to brag Okay, but I will since you asked I absolutely slayed. Okay, I got full so the Shotgun holds my shotgun holds five bullets five

shells my easy ways a ton and so Five birds came up at once. I got four of those motherfuckers, dude. Ooh. Gotcha, bitch. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm sorry, so you, this is a pump action? This is a this action? What are we talking about?

Yeah, how do I? Yeah, it was Terminator style. Okay, so you go chick, chick, boom, you get one. Chick, chick, boom, you get another. Chick, chick, you missed. Chick, chick, you get one. Chick, chick, you get another one. No, I missed the. You get one chick chick. You get another one. No, I missed the fourth one.

Okay. I got three missed the fourth one. Hit the last one. Way to bounce back brother. Way to bounce back. How far are, how far are they at this point when you're getting that last one? Yeah. When you're really blasting him.

Not that far. Like they popped up 15 feet in front of me and then kind of like, you're just exploding. I'm trying to get get I'm trying to give you credit here you're like actually they got closer they fly towards the noise last one had his mouth over the barrel and I blew his head off. Honestly it was it was embarrassing actually when I was done I was a little embarrassed because I thought they were going to fly the other direction. They're coming back! Because when you hunt pheasant, you walk through the field, you're in a straight line.

Sure. And you're in a straight line, you walk the field, and they all jumped up right in front of me and then went to the left. Oh, shit! And I was the person farthest to the left. They were fucking. So there was no... So I was the only one that could possibly shoot or else you're shooting into the line, which you can't do. Your friends? Obviously, because you'll murder your friend. Right. Yeah. You don't want to do it. Yeah. That'd be a, so yeah, it was, it was crazy. It was absolutely insane. Dang. That's pretty cool. They flew your

way. You got the like fucking butt one with your gun. That's yeah, you just pistol whipped one. Yeah. Wow. So they just explode, right? That's is fucked. Yeah, you just pistol whipped one. Yeah, wow. So they just explode, right? That's not edible at that point if you're shooting them like point blank with a shotgun. No, because it's buckshot. So it just takes it out. No, no, no. They're edible.

You gotta just pull. You just find little tiny pellets in your food every once in a while. Just get a big magnet. Wave it over it. Just don't bite down too hard, buddy Uh-uh. No, sir. I don't like it. That sounds uh, yeah, and the hump was awesome, dude There was this um, so my dad's best friend He brought his two grandsons and I thought these were gonna be like 16 year old kids

I'm like we like smoke a bunch of weed we party up there I'm like are they I don't want to be there were like 23 year old guys that could kick our ass You know, yeah, and and they were totally they're great guys really could kick our ass. You know? And they were totally, they were great guys. Really enjoyed their company. They were super fun. Welcome back to the hunt every year. But the one kid, snored. Adam wishes they were his doctor.

Go ahead. Snored so fucking loud, dude. So loud that everyone's like, and they're the youngest one. Usually it's the old guys that have to have a fucking CPAP machine or some shit. Yeah. It was so painfully loud.

That sucked. I thought it was my friend who was there. So I'm yelling at him. And I don't know this kid hardly at all. I met him earlier that day. And I'm like, Matt, wake the fuck up. Do they have 23 year old names too? Yes, they do.

I don't want to shout their names out, but they do. That's awesome. You don't have to, but I just wanted to know. Yeah, yeah, that's right. And so I'm screaming at my buddy Matt, and I'm like, Matt, wake the fuck up. Wake up. Wake up.

I'm throwing things. I get into my medication because it's the only thing I can find to throw. And I'm throwing pills at him from across the room I get a nice one. I get a pillow. I start hitting him and I'm like wake up I'm like roll over roll over everyone's going like just put the pillow over his fucking head Just kill him bro. Fuck him finish him and this is I'm hitting him. I'm hitting him until I hear Matt go dude. it's not me.

And I go, what? And he goes, I'm next to him. It's that kid. Oh no! And then I take my flashlight and it's this kid. It's Grayson. You're so close, dude. It's Grayson.

You're so close. You're so close. And I'm're so close. You're so close. You're so close. You're so close. And I'm hitting him and I'm hitting him and I hit this kid like probably 12 times, hard with the pillow. And he does not wake up. He doesn't wake up. I go, I get earplugs. I hand earplugs out to the guys and I'm like, I don't want to.

I hit him so many times. We're wearing earplugs. I still, 30 minutes go by, I still can't fall asleep. I get up and I shake him viciously. I shake him to where his head's on the pillow. And then he wakes up and just stares at his pillow, doesn't look up at all and just, ah!

And then he goes, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! And stares down at his pillow and I'm like, hey man, roll over or something. You're snoring so loud. And he's just staring down. And I just sort of sink back, go to sleep.

And I fall asleep before he starts snoring again. Yes, awesome. And I wake up the next day and I go, dude, you were snoring so loudly. And he's like, why didn't you tell me to get up? Shut the fuck up. And I'm like, are you kidding me? First of all, I shook you awake.

And he's like, haha, wait, are you serious? Are you serious? I'm like, I'm not. I'm not. I'm Shut the fuck up! And I'm like, are you kidding me? First of all, I shook you awake. And he's like, ha ha. Wait, are you serious? Are you serious, Hollywood? You have no idea how viciously I shook you.

What the hell? That's that 23-year-old sleep, man. That's that good sleep. Where you're sleeping for yourself nowadays. He was drinking some Bushlight Tall Boys, too. So he was feeling pretty good. He was drinking some some bush light tall boys, too So he was feeling good. I'm pretty good. Okay Bush master put his ass to sleep Yeah, I feel like for me. I just remember Kyle knew a check. I don't know if you guys remember this guy Oh, I grew up with oh, yeah

No, I used to know him back in the day terrible snore just sawing logs when we all crashed at A Jillian's Place. Yeah, terrible snores. I don't think I ever slept in a room with him until A Jillian's Place in New York. Yeah. And he was sleeping on a chair and was snoring louder than anything ever. It's terrible. And you know, he also used to have night terrors too. So he would have that terrible snoring and then he would wake up from it and be like, what the fuck, my fucking hair, my hair.

Fuck you dad. Yeah. Yeah. And he'd be like, oh my god. That's exactly right. And you just have to hide under the blankets and hopefully he didn't find you. He would scream, because I remember him getting up and yelling, but I don't remember him screaming specifically my hair, my hair. Yeah I remember one time at a sleepover when we were young in like high school and being like they're in my hair during my fucking hair it was like what is he talking about dude it was really scary now do we think some of that is put on let's give them a hundred million a little like I don't know man I because it because Kyle's his banana thing is put on no No. It is.

No, because this was also high school drinking, so we're drinking like a lot. I don't think you're waking up and going right into bits to impress people. Right, Adam? This is a teenager with terrible sleep apnea who just drank like a bottle of vodka of vodka Okay, probably having some some real issues mental issue, you know, yeah real real mental Okay. Yeah. All right, because the banana thing is put on I know he doesn't like bananas, but I think the banana thing is exaggerated Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think it is. Well, that's what I'm saying I think like maybe I think you because I've seen him wake up and be like fuck I think like maybe I think he, because I've seen him wake up and be like,

fuck, ah! Water trash. And then go back to sleep, but not go into a specific thing. Right. And I was thinking maybe he woke up, was doing his thing, and then realized like I gotta pick a specific thing,

at least make it funny, you know, I'm in the moment. Sure, sure. Play it up for the party. And for Adam, if it's not specific, if it's just screaming at the top of the lungs, not enough. It's not as funny. It's funnier to say specifically, it's in my hair.

You know, that's fun for sure, dude. That is funny. That is hilarious. That's a good bit. You invite people over just to see. Isaac, send us the, Isaac looked up, I was talking with on the phone the other day, what would chat GPT say if a conversation between Adam and Anders and... It's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Oh he told you? I've never heard this.

Isaac send that our way, I would love to read part of that. Wait, this is your characters or just you from the... No, just Adam Devine and Anders Holm. It didn't say from work. He prompted them to have a conversation, a conversation between Adam Devine and Anders Holm. Yes, and it wasn't from workaholics. It's just the names.

It was just the names. The ideas. Oh god I can't even imagine where you guys begin is it about muscles? There's one with Blake too. Isaac wake up I know Isaac. Where are you dude? Get here? Isaac god damn it. I'm looking I'm looking this is one of our later records He might have gone to old man bed. Who knows? Yeah I mean, honestly, it's 920 at night. I know this is where it's not on his chat GBT anymore

Well, that is true. It deletes after then. How did you know if you go to the thing? It's in the side it catalogs it it catalogs it it catalogs it. How did you read it to me earlier? catalogs it. It catalogs it, Isaac. How did you read it to me earlier? The catalogs it. But he did me and you as well, Blake. And I guess we were like pretty friendly with each other. And I'm going to hear this. Gosh, you set up a really funny thing and Isaac's just fucking pile driving in it. Dropping the ball. And then Anders and I were like sort of beefing with each other, which I think is kind of funny.

What? Just singing each other. Yeah, it's just nothing but singers, dude. Dude, I gotta hear, I mean, I would love to hear this. I've actually, you know, I don't have many. I don't even wanna do it fake or not know it, like, cause it is, it's just good. You just go, yeah, pretty funny.

God damn it, Isaac, wow, it's gonna be the funniest bit of TII. Here's one it just good. You just go yeah. Yeah, pretty funny. God damn it Isaac Wow, it's gonna be the funniest bit of TI. Here's one it just made. No, here's one it just made Okay, so Todd is did we so we don't know if this is good or not But this is one that Todd just made. Do we even want to do this Adam? The other one's actually good and we know it's entertaining. Yeah, I'm skimming through this and it's... Oh yeah, this is bad. What happened? What happened to ChatGPT? The ChatGPT was very funny with Isaac's. And by the way, we're saying very funny and then he's going to send it

and we're going to be like, eh, not as good as I remember. Eh, it wasn't that funny. But this one's not funny. So let's read it. This is the not funny version. I know everyone's on the edge of their seats. Yeah. So let's read it. This is the not funny version. I know everyone's on the edge of their seats. Yeah So Adam says should I do I'll do I'll play the role of Adam. Oh, this is fun You don't play on yeah, I guess sure yo Anders. What's up, man? How's life treating you after the whole workaholics thing?

Got any new projects cooking. Oh, you know just trying to stay busy. You've been doing a bunch of writing lately. I don't know how you managed to stay so hyperactive all the time though. You're like a human red bull. Hey, gotta keep the energy up, man. If I'm not doing something ridiculous, I'm napping. Like a weird hyperactive slaw. But seriously, what are you writing? A new sitcom or is it a dramatic role

where you wear a lot of leather jackets? Okay, so this one's pretty good. Yeah. Oh, there's more. Here we go. Another jacket, no drama for me. Stick into the comedy game. I'm working on something that might be a little darker,

though. Think like a workaholics meets Breaking Bad, but with less math and more bad decisions. Okay that's good. Oh that's good. I like that combo but hey let's be real all right. Let's be real. You're gonna have to do some wild physical comedy in it. You know like throwing yourself into a table or getting hit in the face with a pie. Classic Anders. Yeah that's the real reason I got into acting. I just wanted to be the guy who accidentally gets slapped in the face with a pie or trips over a hose for no reason.

Yeah, it's science. No, no, no. I can't keep going, dude. It's still going. It's still going, dude. I do feel like we should do an entire podcast written by this sometime. Honestly though, you were born for that slapstick stuff. I don't know if anyone could trip harder than you and still look cool doing it. I'm just written by this sometimes. Honestly though, you were born for that slapstick stuff.

I don't know if anyone could trip harder than you and still look cool doing it. Me, I'm just screaming flail. Hey, flailing's a solid move though. You're a natural born flailer. I bet if you ever fell off a building, you'd make it look like a new dance move, like the Adam Devine plummet.

Wee-oo. 100%, just give me a parachute and some EDM music and I'm good to go. But speaking of new moves, dude, dude, I like how we switch topics. Speaking of- You really drive the conversation, I like that. Speaking of new moves.

But seriously, what are you writing? But speaking of new moves, dude, are you still doing that thing where you try to convince people you're a professional chef? I remember you tried to make a casserole once on workaholics and it was not good Don't remind me I've still got the scars from that I thought I could totally pull off a fancy casserole, but my skills are more like here's a frozen pizza Add some weird toppings, You know, the real chef life.

You wanna make it? Todd, now what was the, did you say Adam Devine in Otter's Home from Workaholics? Uh. No, I think it just knows that this is all we talk about. Hmm. And so can you make your conversation between Adam Devine and Otter's Home?

Okay. That's crazy. Yeah. It's just so weird. I thought that was less funny than what Isaac said. No, the Isaac one's home. Okay. It's crazy. Yeah. It's just so weird. I thought that was less funny than what Isaac said. No, the Isaac one's better. It had like good jokes actually. Yeah, I thought I thought there was a couple. Yeah, it hit some things but yeah some of it I didn't really agree with. I don't think it really nailed the characters there. Well Isaac's made us maybe too funny. Like each we all, it was constant. There was jokes happening.

It's like, hey, you're stopping a bitch. You're an asshole. I mean, it kind of was. Isaac probably said, give me a conversation between Anders and Adam, but funny. What if Isaac actually wrote it and he's just trying to push it off as chat GPT, but he's that, I would.

And he's always like, oh, I don't know where it is. Yeah. Oh no. Wendy, they found me out. I'm a secret comedy writer. Can I tell you how much I know that's not the truth? Yeah, no, absolutely. There's no possible way.

Absolutely. There's absolutely no way. No possible way. No offense. Out of all of our producers and people that are on this call, the Zoom right now, Isaac would make the worst comedy writer, correct? Oh, he found it.

Oh, he found it. Oh, thank you, God, yes. Yes, okay, let's do it. Thank you, God. Isaac, you gotta put it in the chat, buddy. You can't just say you found it. You deserve it. Saved by the bell.

Yeah. All right, I can't wait. You can't just say you found it. I love you guys. And everybody at home who've been licking your chops Come on Okay, here it comes I can't wait Here's a playful imagining of a car is it is this what you wrote? No, no, no. This is what ChatGBT said. ChatGBT says, here's a playful imagining of a conversation

between Adam Devine and Anders Holm. Anders, be honest, do you ever look at me and think, wow, I'm lucky to know this guy? I mean, not really, but I do look at you and think, wow, he's lucky to know me. Classic Anders. Always so humble. You know, if I were as tall as you, I'd probably be an action star by now.

Yeah, because height is all that's holding you back. Not the fact that you sound like you inhale the helium balloon in every scene. Fuck you, bitch. What the fuck? Fuck you, bitch. Don't, no, don't, don't spray. Don't spray. Okay. Trust the page. Sorry, dude. I was just...

Trust the robots. That one hit home. Just being character. Hey, that. I was just... Trust the robots. That one hit home. Just being character. Hey, that helium voice is my brand. Which by the way, I don't think I've said brand ever before, but... You do now. Hey, that helium voice is my brand. You're just jealous because no one's asking for Anders Holm impressions.

No one's asking for Adam Devine impressions either, man. They're just stuck with you. True. Get home. True. But with you I bring the fun you're like the dad at the barbecue who takes the grill way too seriously that's because I am the dad at the barbecue Adam and someone has to make sure you don't set the yard on fire to shame but just so you know if I ever do set the yard on fire it it'll be the funniest yard, the funniest thing you've ever seen.

And the last thing too, because I'm not bailing you out of jail again. What? Oh, whoa. So maybe we did hype it up a little too much. Yeah, yeah, I feel we did. No, but that was much more snappy. But it was snappier dialogue.

Quipy. Yeah. I said, what was the prompt there? Did you say snappy? What's your computer? Snappy dialogue? What is what did you what was the prompt there? Did you say computer? Snappy dialogue what is yeah, I think he wrote in I'm lonely write a conversation between my two favorite people and it already knew It was us dude. Yeah, maybe it's cuz do you use like a Dell or something that that might be a Dell that that pumps that out Is there Dell computers anymore? That's a YouTube video, I bet. I gotta check that out, the fall of Dell.

When do you guys? Adele, thank you Anna, great singer. Yeah, I already did a rumor has a joke, back the fuck off Anna. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, sorry, eight points. Yes, points! What is a conversation between Adam Devine and Anders Holm?

Okay. Mm-hmm. That's a weird way to phrase it. Well, that one was awesome. What is a conversation? Two people, these two people talking? Oh, it was sassy. I like how chat GPT had to be like,

all right guys, I think I know what this dude means. Let's get something going. All right. Serious something going. All right. Serious barbecue guy. All right, other chat GPTers. That's gotta be what it's like. Isaac's back. Isaac's back.

All right, hey ones, get over here, zeros, line it up. We need everyone in order. SNL, you're welcome. What else, I wonder, has Isaac tried to chat GPT? Dude, I would love to see, I was just about to say that, I would love to see his history of what he's put into chat GPT dude I would love to see I was just about to say that I would love to see his history yeah of what he's put into chat GPT how to explain the birds and the bees to my boy that's not bad actually how to have a conversation with Blake mm-hmm yeah what's up bro Nardog what's up Nardog how are you what's

chilling what is a Nardog are Are you chilling? Are you chilling, Braj? Oh man. Any take backs? Any other prompts for ChavGBT? Yeah, if you guys want any, well I suppose they could do the prompts at their own house. What's a diplomatic attache? That's what you asked it, Isaac? Well, yes, I mean he did because we just were in DC the other weekend doing that American valor thing. And my buddy is a diplomatic attache for Kuwait. Yeah. So he's going to be in Kuwait doing that. And we were both like, he's like, yeah, I'm going to be an attache. But both of us were like, for sure.

Totally. Absolutely. And that's a cool job. Right. He's like, such a cool job. We're like for sure You're gonna attach a the fuck out of that you're gonna be attached There hip yeah And by the way, what is it Isaac? What is a diplomatic attache? No one knows I broke chat GPT fuck yeah

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Apparently every prompt for chat GBT is like pouring out a thing of water. Did you see this as well? Yeah I have been seeing that. What is that? What does that mean? Like how does it use water? I don't understand. Because you have to cool the computers. How they cool the servers. What? Really? Can I tell you something guys? Yeah. Can I tell you something? I don't even know what that means. Sure. It just is. So what? So. But also like can you, hey can we just cool it? Because it's not touching the servers because then. Yeah it is. It's touching the servers. Water. It's science. They're pouring water. Why don't they like recycle the water like a fountain? Yeah. I believe that they are submerged servers

that are kept cool in the cool water. I believe. So why do they have to keep adding water? So why is it pouring it out? Because it's so hot that it's evaporating. That's the equivalent of evaporating. I don't fucking know. That's what it takes to cool it.

Oh, like it's boiling? I guess I'm learning something. By the way, I don't know. I'm assuming. And I don't think you can do it with salt water, cause then it's like corrosive. That shit's important. But what about dooky water?

Ooh, doodoo. Blake? Yeah, sewage. Sewage. We need to. Maybe. Some chum water, chung water. Yeah, I guess I'm just kinda like,

all right, yeah, that's what it's doing now, but in five years, it's gonna use one ounce or half of an ounce, you know what I mean? Like these but in five years, it's gonna use one ounce or half an ounce. You know what I mean? These things just get better. That is so weird. I'm sure it sucks right now. That is so weird.

And we have to have these chat GBT scripts because as you can see, they are fucking amazing. Oh, hey dude, by the way, I feel like I just started to dip my toes into chat GBT. It's fucking cool. It's really cool. Oh, yeah. I hurt AI. dip my toes in a chat, GPT. It's fucking cool. It's really cool. Oh yeah.

I heart AI. Oh dude, I flipped the script so hard on AI. I'm like, I love it, dude. After you saw that video, Terz, did you send us the one where it was like a cat getting all buff and shit? That was sad, dude. The AI art is just,

it's my entire Instagram discovery speed now is like people like rubbing wet creatures or like giant fish things landing on like a boat in Japan like it's crazy. Mine's still like hot chicks and muscular guys flexing. Oh dude. Yeah but those are getting pushed out by like the weird like mudskipper alien things. You don't have to answer but have you masturbated to AI humans yet? No. Masturbated? No. You don't have to answer. Masturbated? No. What does that mean? No. What does that mean? No. Why do you keep saying masturbated so you did something else? You don't have to answer!

I've looked it up, I've made one for sure. I've been like, well what? But I've never been like, well now I'm going to grind on it. Wait, you can make it? You can make like hot naked AI people on chat GPT? You don't have to answer. You can make your own pornos. Adam?

If you're not watching YouTube, he left. He's gone. He logged off. It's just papers being thrown. His eyebrows are still whole. It's just standing there. It's his hat spinning. His headphones are going.

Oh my God. You're a bitch. I didn't know that. Oh my God. Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams? Oh man.

I've had so much fun. I really like doing late night pods. It feels good. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams? Oh man, I've had so much fun. I really like doing late night pods. It feels good. Really?

Tell me more. I just feel like I get a little loose, you know, I wake up a little bit. It feels good. It feels good. You wake up a little bit at night. Yeah, a little bit. Okay.

Start to feel the werewolf arise. By 10, I wake up a little bit. A little bit a little bit a little bit by 10 p.m. Huh? We can up a little bit Baby I have no take backs and no apologies. Oh, you know what I'm gonna do on Saturday I'm going to the f1 race in Vegas. Oh very nice Is this a yearly thing they do there? Yeah, I think this is the second year. They're really building it out now though. I see a lot of people going and it's looking like a function.

I mean it's an Instagram PR fucking to the max. Oh yeah, it's gonna be nuts. Yeah, I think it's party city, baby. I think they say that the most, like millionaires or billionaires Land are in that one vicinity at a time than any other time in the world or something. Here we go again Yeah, yeah, I might be completely. Yeah, maybe and which one do you want to be, bro? Which one do you want to be? Look out for Michael Jordan. Is that the one that he shows up to? It could be a total cluster

Fuck, I don't know. I that they learn their lesson from last year, but we'll see. Well, have fun. Have fun. But also be critical. The bummer is I'm not drinking still. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's going to be boring.

Yeah. So I'll still have fun. But the annoying thing is the race doesn't start till 10 p.m. That's when I start to wake up a little bit. So I like that right? So then so then it's done I think around midnight or 1230 somewhere in there And then people are gonna be all riled up and wanting to go out Obviously, but I'm not gonna want to go out at 1 a.m. In Vegas if I'm not drinking. Yeah, that's gonna be tough I'm not gonna wanna go out at 1 a.m. in Vegas if I'm not drinking.

Yeah, that's gonna be tough. I'm not gonna want to. You might need to take a bunch of edibles. Yeah, then I'm definitely not gonna wanna go out. I'm like, why is anyone looking at me? I'm terrified. What, what? Smoke weed every day.

But maybe you can give yourself a cool purpose. Oh. Like, maybe sell drugs. Just go on a mission, yeah. No, just bring a bunch of cocaine and sell it instead. That would that'd be something different. Yeah. And like, that's cool. Tell your tell your son daddy's coming home with a million dollars.

Or walk the track, baby. Do a little hooking. Yeah. Yeah. Get out there. Oh, that's interesting. No, these are great options. Yeah.

Did the doctor say you can hook? He didn't say anything. He didn't say you couldn't. He didn't say anything about not hooking Yeah, okay. All right. He said this but holes clean enough for hookin. Oh Holy, you are a great wiper brother. Hey, just while I'm back here. I'm Impressed and I'm wondering if you've done any hookin You ever walk the track come on cuz if you haven't you should start

You ever walk the track? Come on. Cause if you haven't you should start. I'm still gonna send it. It's a beautiful, beautiful butthole back there. Everything looks good back here. You ready to hook? You've got a beautiful baby butthole. Beautiful baby butthole. Excuse me.

That is a thousand dollar butthole. Just manhandle my cock and get it over with. Right bud? Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Oh boy.

Take backs, apologies. Well, I do want to give a special shout out to Isaac, who finally sent me my, and this is not an ad, but I do have Load Boost in hand. I have yet to crack it open, but maybe we'll save that for next pod when I start getting on the boost today. When you get boosted, let me know.

Yeah, hey, next pod I'll be recording live from Tokyo, Japan. Ooh. Okay, so the next pod is gonna be fun. Konnichiwa, bitches. Konnichiwa. So I want the soundboard to reflect that, please. Use discretion.

So are you gonna have days off? You're gonna get a go out and about? Yeah, I leave Sunday, my Sunday, and then I got like three or four days before I work, so I'm gonna just be fucking shopping. Hello. Oh, hey girlfriend, hey. But I kind of have family there, so I'm gonna try and catch up with them. Wait, you, hey girlfriend, hey. Oh.

But I kind of have family there, so I'm going to try and catch up with them. Wait. You do? Wait, what? You're Japanese? Hang on, I always knew something was cool about you. What? What the hell?

Yeah, let's just say I'm a little bit Japanese, guys. No, there's like a stepbrother on Emma's side who lives there. Oh, cool. Friendship. And he's gonna show you, you guys are gonna paint the town? Does this guy paint towns or what does this guy do? Yeah, I mean he formally painted towns for sure. I mean he's a father of two or three now. So, you know, we might paint like a restaurant. That's cool. You know, we might paint like a booth at a sushi place. That's cool. That'll be fun.

We might paint each other. I don't know what they do there. That'll be real fun, dude. Have fun, man. Yeah, man. Lots of fun stuff. I can't wait. It's been 10 years or so. Damn, that's sick. That's like my number one. I remember those shoes you got there.

You've been there, right, Adam? Yeah, a couple times now. Oh yeah, I'm going to find some shoes for sure. Oh baby. So much. Yeah, I got some real funky, funky Nikes that nobody would know about. Can't wait.

I remember those shoes. Kinda ugly. They were in a few photo shoots that we did for Rogal Honelex. They're a woven Labadome, Snikey. You're very proud of those and I thought they were very cool. This is the way.

I can't wait to get some more shiz that nobody likes. Well, have fun. Safe travels. Have a blast. And I can't wait to hear all about it. And that was another episode of... Of... This is important.

You're gonna have to learn to say that in Japanese. That'll be really cool. I'm turning Japanese, I really think so. I was hoping you'd blast that one, but nope. Nope. Can't get on you for anything. Why don't you go shit in the water? Nope.

What is this? I don't know, Megan DeStal. Okay. Is that Japanese? I don't know, actually. I noticed that was a banger. of your favorite comedians on the planet. David, tell them who was there. We had the Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and we had Jaboukie Young White. Some of your favorite comedians playing some of the most offensive and groundbreaking games.

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