This Is Important - Ep 227: The Most Honorable Podcast

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

Today, this is what's important: Japan, the hunting trip, F1 race, Game Over Man, the oldest cat, movies, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You were created in a lab. Yeah, and then I'm outside this stratosphere buying crank. Here we go go start your engines ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring we're doing it what's up gentlemen my god what's up dude I uh I will say I do like I as much as I don't like let's As much as I don't like let's go You nailed it as much as I don't like people saying let's go. You know what I do like my guy

I like my guy And I feel like that's let's go adjacent. It's real close I feel like the same kind of guys that say my guy also say, let's go. Right. I got a good one that's in this. I thought about this the other day. Like, there was a little bit of time where guys would say, what it do, baby? What it do? What was that? I think that was specifically Houston. I think that was trickled down from like Paul Wall saying, what it do? Yeah, is it a lot of, that seems hip hop based. Is that, was that main?

What it do my baby? I feel like it was athletes. I would see like NFL athletes always being like, ha ha, what it do my baby? Yeah, maybe it was from the movie, Poodie Tang. I feel like he also might have been like, what it do? I got to re-watch Poodie. No, he was Sha-da-ta, shawta-ta.

Yeah, shawta-ta on the Renekind. Shawta-ta. For anybody who hasn't seen Poodie Tang, please go watch it. And let me just say, because I like where you're going with where is it coming from, but it sounds like you guys don't know what I'm talking about. Do you not know? Have you not heard people say this? It's possible. I feel like you just chunked out so hard

that I don't know what you're talking about. You just chunked out that you're super chunky. That's that Tokyo Drift, baby. By the way, Anders Holm, live from Tokyo. Yes, he is. Yeah, live from Tokyo, vroom, vroom. Already in a kimono, what the hell? It feels like you're really embracing the culture over there.

Oh, dude, look at the sights, wow. Oh my God, and if you're on YouTube right now, wow a blue sky You are seeing the skyline, but by the way, we couldn't see anything you did It was just a blue sky you wouldn't turn the camera around or something. It was upside down Yeah, it was upside down. Well, you tried to do it. You might as well just show us please That looks like Cincinnati that doesn't look that tight. Oh, it really does. What? That's Japan? Yeah. That's Tokyo? I mean, why does Tokyo look like any city? I've never been. That looks like a carnage hot dog over there. Are you in a shitty

hotel? Are you in like a crappy like little dump? Where are they putting you? Where's Monarch Legacy putting you? I'm in a decent place. It's called Cerulean, I don't know. I think it's a very like business But I'm on I think it's funny that you're like it looks like Cleveland. It looks like Cleveland if Cleveland went forever forever Yeah, well the camera I couldn't see really see in the distance that far. But yeah, I'll take that up with Steve Jobs, okay? Have you bowed to anyone have you done any bows oh bow to your sensei I think you guys both know how I bow to no one yeah I think that's been well established I'm not a I'm not big on

respect yeah I know that I think you need to start doing a lot of like a flagrant amount of bounce right you need to start bowing lot of like a flagrant amount of bowing. You need to start bowing a lot. Who are you, Ice Cube? Yes, sir. Bow down when you come to my town. So you've done no bows? When I have been in Japan, I definitely partake in a bow. I feel like when they do a little bow, I'm also like, don't mind if I do.

You don't get as many bows as you think. I mean, you get it from like the hotel workers. Yeah, and that's tight. Bow to your sense But then you get you can get wrapped because they're doing hospitality. So then you get wrapped into like a bow off. They get the last bow because they're in hospitality. So like, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, they're like, like vampires have to. Isn't that a thing where like vampires have to have the last word? No. Yeah. I think that's the Lord. Vampires have to have the last word. No. Yeah, I think that's lore. Vampires have to have the last word? It's from Dracula dead and loving it, I know.

I think vampires have to like say, you have to be welcomed into the house. You don't add the last word. Oh yeah, there's that as well. There's that as well. Very good, Adam. What else is there? Oh, they hate onions, garlic.

It's good. Bow to your sensei. So you haven't found yourself in that many bow-offs yet? No. That's up. Just go into a bow-off, cause I've done it.

Yeah. Hit em with the kameechi waw. And it's very fun, it's very fun. Yeah, we're different people, that's all. Yeah, yeah that's true, that's true. Yeah. And thank God for that. I know that if you were to do it,

you would end up having a good time if you just let your freak flag fly a little bit and show the respect that they deserve. To me, that's not even about being a freak. It's a different culture. Okay. Well. Yeah, it's been good so far. I throw up a lot of peace. I throw up a lot of peace signs. I throw up a lot of- Oh, that's cool, man.

...arigato. ...spreading peace. Yeah. Yeah. Because you think this means like, what would you interpret this as if it was to be racist? You never know. It's stuff is different out there. Isn't that flipping people off?

Is that racist to flip people off? No, I think it's racist because that's a racial... Here we go. What is the term I'm looking for? I don't know. You're digging your own grave. Go ahead. the term I'm looking for? Antandra. I don't know, you're digging your own grave. No I'm not, no, Ders is the one that digs his grave here. I dig no graves.

Actually I do, I do dig graves sometimes. Sure, that's why he lives on the beach, so he can bury bodies. Cause that's a stereotype. Oh, a stereotype, very good Adam. Okay, I see where you're going with that. A stereotype, so like that's a little stereotype of little Japanese specifically girls.

I don't do this. Oh, see, that's what I would do. I would do that. Yeah, you're busy bowing and going, oh! Kawaii, kawaii! Yeah, do a double P sign. Yeah. Yeah. I think this is more Korean, I think.

They do the little hearts now, it's kind of freaking sick. Oh, that is cool. That is cool. I think this is more Korean, I think. They do the little hearts now. It's kind of freaking sick. Oh, that is cool. That is cool. I don't like it. Yeah. So if you're in Pitcher, now you do that. Right.

That's very dumb. Yeah. And no one could see because no one watches our YouTube channel because we drop it so much later than the actual podcast. I don't know. Still don't understand why that happens. That's true. People are mad.

People are angry. I like that. Run it back. I still don't understand why that happens. That's true. People are mad, people are angry. I like that! Run it back! I still don't understand why it happens. Hmm. Hmm. Speaking of respect, and we'll come back to Japan, because I do love Japan. Please do. Dude, we just, we've been going on this hunting trip last weekend,

not this past weekend. I've been doing a lot of stuff, guys. I've been on a real run. I mean, doing a lot of stuff guys. I've been on a real run My wife is very cool and is allowing me to go do stuff. That's awesome brother You've got baby cells coursing through your body. Yeah true Yeah, you're riding the fucking stem cell lightning brother. That is absolutely true and I feel like it's starting to work I'm able to walk further than I've that I've walked in years I can I can hold my child now for extended periods of time. It's pretty wild.

Boo. That's rad. Dude, I'm so glad we're not feeding him a lot to keep him skinny. That's bad. So I can, yeah, that's what I'm doing. That way I can hold him longer. Yeah.

Blake, whose team are you on? Don't be an asshole. You already have your baby on a diet? Well, I have to be able to hold him, right? Hollywood. Everything can't be about the baby, Blake. Something has to be. Yeah, it has to be about my physical well-being.

Oh yeah, I guess you gotta, yeah, you're right. So we go on this hunt, which I think we talked about it last week a little bit, or did we? Yeah, so we did. Yeah, you talked about the 23-year- old man who was snoring in his sleep. Yes. You want to run it back again?

Did I tell you guys that we're we've gone for like 20 years? I think this is our 19th year and we missed a few years because of COVID and dad's cancer and all that. Boo. We're not invited back. Wait, what? We're not invited back. What do you mean?

Like by the like outfit? That shit's important. By the guy. It's not an outfit. It's just a guy who runs it. And he's just like, my dad left a jacket there, his, his beloved Husker coat. And he's like, hey, Tom, I left my coat. And I think, you know, don't worry about it. I'll come I'll grab it next year. And he goes, Tom's like, yeah, yeah, I don't think it's going to be a next year. OK, and same and we're not invited back. The end and it's because of the level of disrespect. Oh, disrespect. Is it Durs was talking about respect, the disrespect that we showed him and not me, not me by the way. It was two guys in particular. I'm not going to call them out, but they smoked weed in the cabin.

And by the way, they smoked weed in the cabin at 8 a.m. Right. And then the guy shows up because he was going to get the cabin ready for when people actually showed up at the normal time, which is like new niche. And they're already smoking weed in the cabin. And he obviously didn't like that. I'm still gonna send it. And then one of the guys proceeded to smoke weed in front of him all the all the time. J.O. in front of him. Oh so he's just anti-weed. Oh very much. Well you know these are country folks. They don't they don't get that weed so cool, dude.

What the hell? Yeah, and so he felt disrespected and I hope we can come back, but this was a 20-year, damn near 20-year tradition that we've had. I've grown up in this cabin. And now we're... You've thrown up in that cabin. I've grown up in that... You have thrown up.

I've thrown up. I've grown up. I've blown up some shit. I don't think I've ever... I'm the rocket man. ...kept in the cabin, actually. In and around. We already were in trouble because we have blown up some stuff on the property on occasion.

But that was years ago now. That was damn near a decade ago. So I thought we were past that. And we're all older men now. But yeah, apparently we're on the outs. I was devastated. What do you think about if you went back next year and just brought that dude a fucking QP and you said, trust me, buddy, you're going to enjoy this. And then he becomes like a stoner and then it becomes like a stoner's only way too long to know what QP was I thought that was like some cute Japanese thing that you're like a little QP

But now I understand power man No, but I think strong and I didn't see this with my own eyes But I heard this is what happened is the the stoner man in our group who I'm not naming I'm stoner man in our group, who I'm not naming names. Who will not be named stoner man. Not naming names. Not naming names. He took two joints and gave it to him as we were leaving and said, hey, how about you and your wife smoke these and chill out?

He did that? I just wanna party. Apparently, I wasn't there, but that's what I heard happened. Yeah. He brought his wife into it? Well, hang on, you put a little stank on that. You were like, how about you and your wife smoke this and chill out, as opposed to,

hey, how about you and your wife have this and chill out? Good read, right? Well, I think it was probably somewhere in the middle. I think I put a little more stank on it, and I think he was joking. And why would Stoner Man, why was Stoner Man, was Stoner Man like, hey dude, you fucking wrote us the whole weekend?

He didn't really write us, other than telling us not to smoke in the cabin. He's like, I find it disrespectful, which to me, I'm like, OK, then we won't. I'm like, who cares? Just step outside. Yeah, don't smoke in a cabin. Also, that's a bummer.

It was beautiful, dude. It was like 65 degrees. It's a super easy move to go. Sometimes you go and it's freezing and you're like, this sucks. If you wanted to smoke weed, you don't wanna go outside to smoke. I get it, but he doesn't want you to smoke in the cabin?

Don't smoke. The level of disrespect. Yeah, that's really rude. So I think, dude, the disrespect, just the disrespect, so. Well, maybe you can just not invite that person back and tell him like that so get this so then Dude, and then it gets real fiery. Oh

boy See ya he the the guy was like Okay, well They're definitely not invited back and I'll I'll think about it by the end of my dad's phone call I'll think about the rest of your group because there are some good guys in the group. Right. Okay. And, uh, and so my dad gets on the group chat and says, this person's not invited. This person has about night invited back because of the disrespect and hopefully the rest of us will be able to come back.

And, uh, then they started teeing off on each other, on other people. My dad's friend who wasn't even at the hunt was like, how dare you ruin 20 years of hunting for us? And it was just grown men yelling at each other via text message about now it's, and it's everything was about respect. Like the disrespect that I've received. Yeah.

I love when grown adult 40 year old men fight now, it's just respect based. Yeah, sure. At that age, being disrespected is the lowest, that's like the lowest of the low. You can't disrespect me, especially in front of my wife. In Japan, honor is almost all of the culture here. Absolutely.

Absolutely, man. And I love to hear you just really spitting knowledge about Japan. You've been there for what, 15 hours? 15 hours? Yeah. Oh, wow. I've been here three, four days. Three, four days.

Oh, okay. So you've put in a little time. Yeah, so now you know. Little bit. Now I I know I've covered it I've covered it all have you guys ever been? Wildly disrespect respect. Yeah Mmm besides this podcast Yeah, I feel like on the fucking every episode you guys completely annihilate me. Hey, shut up bitch

I was talking to Durs. Shut up bitch. Yeah, thank you. Have you ever Yeah, the bitch, I was talking to Ders. Shut up bitch. Yeah, thank you. Have you ever been, have you ever? Oh yeah, the bitch. Blake. I meant, I meant just Ders. Men? Right, yeah. Shut up bitch. Because you're like, maybe not, with Blake you're like, we already know.

Yeah. Yeah, of course, of course, we've all been disrespected. I think I've been disrespected and I'm usually at, you know, like John Mayer a few weeks ago when I talked about how he was saying shit to me and then I don't even really remember what he said and then next time he saw me he apologized and said he's sober now and he's sorry about what he said in the level of disrespect he was showing me. Oh, wow. Yeah, dang. So you guys squash the beef. That's a pretty good story Yeah, apparently I also don't really remember what beef there was I can I think I was too drunk to know there was beef and maybe that was my issue But he was drunk too. So, you know, right? Yeah, but there's two different levels of drunk

I think Adam I oh, you know what? I do remember what it was Adam. You were like, you're not my mayor Who do you think you're the mayor? Yeah, and it was a level of disrespect That makes sense We I think it was something about the you're not the mayor of me bitch Yeah, my body's not your wonderland is the thing you kept saying and I say Yeah, yeah, my body's not your wonderland is the thing you kept saying and I say, okay Is that even his songs my body's a wonderland? That's his one Yeah, I mean not as one but that's his jam of all jams. Well, there's also I wanna run through the

Voice and you were like get your gravity off me. And he was like, the level of difficulty. You can name more John Mayer songs. I will give you points. Name two more and you're gonna get. I can do this. Cause Continuum is a good album. I like that album. It is, I do too.

I think it's pretty good. There's the one about like, there's a one like Fire something. Okay. A room on fire. It's a bagel. I don't know if that counts. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know if that one counts. I don't know. I liked his new album too. It was like kind of like a- No points, no points. Negative points. Wee-oo!

Negative points. Bruce Hornsby throwback. Do you like the fact that he travels with Grateful Dead? Do you like that or are you kind of like, ugh? Yeah, what a gig. Are you a Grateful Dead? I could see you very much not being a Grateful Dead guy. Yeah, no.

I remember a good friend of mine in high school was like, I like overheard all of my friends going like, yeah, this weekend's gonna be crazy. And I'm like, what are we doing? And they're like, uh of my friends going like, yeah, this weekend's gonna be crazy. And I'm like, what are we doing? And they're like, and he was like, I'm taking all these guys to see Grateful Dead at Wrigley Field.

And I was like, oh. And not you. Fucking thing sucks. For his birthday, I think. And I was like, oh. And he was like, you don't like Grateful Dead. And I was like. That's really dope.

And I would have not enjoyed myself. So like he was. No, come on, you could have probably got into it. And by the way, did not feel disrespected. Did not feel any level of difference. I bet you did a little bit. I bet you did a little bit. In high school.

No, it wasn't disrespect. It was butthurt. I was like, I'm not going to. It was, it might have been my first FOMO. I think I started FOMO. Oh, Ders is first FOMO. Okay. Yeah.

And this was what your high school experience. So this was 1991. If I'm good at math, this was 98. Okay. Probably. And then this was like the final tour that they did when then the, then cherry, cherry Garcia's. Jerry.

Dude thinks he's an ice cream flavor. Cher. It's he's an ice cream flavorer? Jerry? He's that to me, I'll tell you that much. Dude, Jerry's a fucking legend, brother. The older I get though, I didn't like them, because I'm just like, dude, maybe make a song that has a beginning, middle, and end, and then we can tell the difference. Okay.

Some story telling? You want to make a music great again, is what you're thinking? I want to make music great, always. I'm always trying to, and what a good phrase. I'm doing my best. I, so I didn't like them, but the older I get, the more I'm like, it does seem fun to just go there, do drugs.

Wow, dude. I think I'm entering, I think I'm entering my- The older you get. Now that I'm a father. No. And now that I'm a father... No. And now that I'm a dad, I don't want to get blackout drunk. Well, I do actually, but I don't want to get as drunk anymore because that hangover sucks. But tell you what, you don't get hangovers on mushrooms.

You don't get hangovers on mushrooms. Right. The microdosing for parents is next level. Oh, everybody's microdosing. Yes. Oh, they've become macro. And is that just LA? Is that everywhere?

I don't know. That's a good question. I know it is a very LA thing. And New York, I think, dabbles in the microdosing as well. Right. But are they doing this in Omaha? The answer is yes. Are they doing this in Concord?

The answer is yes. Yeah, there's a bit of that. Mushrooms are back big time. Oh, mushrooms are back. I did mushrooms. I did mushrooms this weekend. There it is. Yeah.

Cool. I did this, I did last weekend, I did, I mean, such a small amount and I brought such a small amount that I, I think I told you guys, I went to a Halloween party and there was a drug bar. Allegedly! Right. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, there was a drug bar. Allegedly. Right. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. There was a drug bar.

That's L.A. That's L.A. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, it was just it was all like micro dosed mushrooms. And how is Diddy? Is he good? Oh, dude, the freak off got real weird on mushrooms. Yeah. Huh. This was the last one. I actually pulled something in a freak. Uh huh. He was like, OK, I know I'm under a lot of scrutiny right now, but I'm gonna one last, one last freeco.

We gotta have a send off. One more time. And there will be a drug bar. Yeah, all the extra baby oil that we have, we gotta get rid of it. It's everywhere. Get rid of the evidence. It's everywhere.

We got a baby, baby oil fountain. Gonna love it. Too much baby oil, right? Because then where's the friction? You can't even, like, you're just, you don't even realize when you're in or when you're out. I think that's how he terrorizes them. They're like, I just wanna come,

and he's like, you'll never come. And then he turns on, You're too slippery. He turns on the song where he's like, where my bitches at? With the bus of rhymes. What does that mean? 69, dudes!

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Let's get nasty. So listen to my mama told me on iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We want to speak out. We want to raise awareness and we want this to stop. Wow, very powerful. I'm Ellie Flynn and I'm an investigative journalist. When a group of models from the UK wanted my help,

I went on a journey deep into the heart of the adult entertainment industry. I really wanted to be a Playboy model. Lingerie, topless. I said, yes, please. Because at the centre of this murky world is an alleged predator. You know who he is because of his pattern of behavior? He's just spinning the web for you to get trapped in it.

He's everywhere and has been everywhere. It's so much worse and so much more widespread than I had anticipated. Together, we're going to expose him and the rotten industry he works in. It's not just me. We're an army in comparison to him. Listen to The Bunny Trap on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So I was at the F1 race. I went to F1.

Hot, hot, hot hot hot! In Vegas. F1, okay. F1 made a, they made a huge push. Every motherfucker on my timeline was at F1. Psy-op. It's a Psy-op. It's a Psy-op. Well, first of all, it was like the Super Bowl. It was like crazy. Everybody was there. It was chaos. very, very fun.

But the first time ever that I've been to Vegas and wasn't so drunk, I was like stone sober besides the little bit of mushrooms I took, which kind of didn't do anything other than like stone. So besides the small amount of mushrooms and some pain pills that I pop. But I was I was like, microdosing is such a thing. And then you do it. And then you're not even high. Right. Yeah. Like, I think, I think teachers do it. I wanted, I was like, I need more, I need more of a macro.

I want to, I'm more of a macro guy. Yeah. Dial you up. What about micro? Micro. Dirty jobs. Not for me. Let's make this job a little dirty. Yeah. Well, yes, I wanted it to be a little dirty We took a walk for that one, but I liked it it's early It's yeah, it's 630 a.m. And Tokyo. Yeah, wait, are you in Tokyo? It's past 7 in Tokyo, but it's already tomorrow So well, if you guys want to have any questions about the future, fire away.

How is it? Is it bright? It's getting there. Wait, more F1. Yeah. What's the highlight? What's the low light? It's the scene report.

Worth it? Like, are you in now? Are you going to watch it or would you just go back again next year? I mean, it is really cool, but when you're there, you just see them fly by going 250 miles an hour. Yeah, they're just like Yeah, they're going very fast. Yeah, and you don't know what's happening It's mostly just like you're running into other people other actors that you kind of know or like maybe you know might know and You know Steve Aoki's there, ready to cake somebody. That's cool.

There's no doubt. I feel like he is everywhere. He carries cake to him? Yeah. He always has a cake nearby. Well, he has a residency in Lake. Yes. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Okay. So ran into him and ran into a bunch of people and it was really fun, but it is crazy going to Vegas and not being drunk. I was pounding Heineken Zeros, which by the way, good. I like Heineken Zeros. Not bad. Alright.

That's a good NA for sure. I drank probably 15 throughout the night. And then we went to that club Delilah's afterwards. Hello. And just seeing how sloppy people get. By the way, now it's like- You're judging. You know how Kyle feels the race goes from 10 p.m. To past midnight And then you got to get your ass back to the hotel now. It's almost 1 o'clock. We get into Delilah's

I'm a dad 1 o'clock in the morning is Over is 5 a.m. I'm like toast by the time sober and I'm drinking water and and Heineken zeros and That girl Aza Gonzales was talking to me I'm a dude beautiful beautiful woman and I'm like, this is kind of tight. It's like super babes talking to me she then drops her Espresso martini all over me and then gets glass stuck in my shoes and I'm like, I think I have to leave Yeah, what am I even doing here at this point? I was intoxicated like everybody's just so drunk fuck her You're at the bewitching hour. Yeah, she was very she was very nice. Who was this person? What is she from? She's

She's a singer. You know, I mean she's been in no, dude I wish our producers could help me out with looking up stuff, but they're asleep at the wheel. Pizza, pizza. That's okay, it's Thanksgiving. What's she known for? She was in Baby Driver, she's the hot babe in Baby Driver. She's in Fast and Furious. She's in Godzilla versus Kong. Oh, she's in the universe, okay, of course.

Well, hers is in that. Yeah, she's in your universe, yeah. Hello, Brad. Spoiler alert. Right there, click is in that. Yeah, she's in your universe. Hello. Brad, spoiler alert. Right there, click on that link. So, you know, and saw our boy Donald Faison and Zach Raff. Oh, OK. Scrubs.

They're living their best lives. It was actually really fun, but it was bizarre being in Vegas, stone sober. Yeah, that's, that does not sound that fun. It doesn't sound fun, but I'm finding I have a great time sober. Like I still have a really good time. Right, but do people like you as much?

Oh my God. What's up? Like are you as fun? Yeah, yeah, are people kinda like, eh. Maybe, I mean honestly, maybe not, but it is, the trick was, I just, I'm drinking on these honey Can zeroes and I asked them to pour it in a glass so no one can tell

So I was like I was like acting. Oh, yeah I was like letting it fly a little bit being like I'm gonna be a little Gregarious, you know a little handsy and kind of just go just go for it. Sorry, this is the beer. It's the beer, baby. I wrapped up Ted Sarandos. Come here, big Ted. And we were swaying back and forth. I'm like, this is fun. I'm not even drunk. This is what you do. I feel like every time you're like,

I'm in the Jude Law and we wrapped up. You just wrap up other men. I do that body slimmer. When I meet a guy that I don't know very well, but we're both very drunk, or in this case, I wasn't drunk at all, and I don't know if Ted was drunk or not. Yeah.

He was faking it too. He was not. Ted Sarandos is the head of Netflix, the guy that started it. Yeah, he was not drunk, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Very put together, but super nice guy. Fuck it.

He's such a good guy. He's a really nice dude. As far as corporate overlords go, he's my favorite. He's the one. He's earned your respect. So it was fun. Narls Barkley was performing, or at least the CeeLo Green. CeeLo? Cool. Damn. Hell yeah.

CeeLo in the building. I have a question. Do you sit in your seats and watch the race or is it a very like fluid thing where you're like going station to station? I think they call them like paddocks and they're basically like suites. So CAA Sports had a suite and then it was like

American Express Suite and the Wynn Hotel Suite and this suite and you just kind of walk and there was security there and you had to have the right pass but then you just There's just these little ladies that were running the desk and you just sort of ignore them when they ask you just walk in And then they go but stop and then you just don't and then they're like, okay, whatever I'm hammered you say move woman. This is Trump's country move Move. Yeah, yeah, I just stumbled, I'm too drunk to understand you.

And it worked. Gotcha, bitch! It was very fun, but very strange being stone sober in Vegas. Yeah, I don't know. I've always been pretty much... I feel like everybody's black out when they're in Vegas. Come on. Dude, I tell you what I missed out on, and I mean, we all biffed it here, is why didn't we go,

I mean, Durs has been with his chicks since 1992, but why didn't we go, me and you, Blake, when we were single men to Vegas? Yes, the stags. Yeah. Because it's crazy there. It's wild. Yeah. Let's go! It's absolute chaos.

Well, I think a lot of it was that like no money at all. Very, very broke. Like going to Vegas was... Yeah, but then there was a small period of time when me and you were single men and workaholics had come out and we did have a little bit of money. The thing is, is me and you are so bad at talking to girls, but I think in Vegas, it doesn it doesn't it doesn't matter it doesn't matter right yeah well I am but I also do think like you know it's famous yeah but it's like clubs I don't like clubs clubs clubs don't really like do it for me well now there's

now like Delilah's isn't even a club it's like a it's like a lounge so there's not like super loud music yeah I'm into that there is, it's like a bar. So there's not like super loud music? Yeah, I'm into that. There is, but it's literally just CeeLo Green fucking singing crazy on stage, you know? Yeah. Right, so you can ask him to go quieter if you want. You're like, yo, chill, just a little bit. A little CeeLo, please.

Woo-hoo! CeeLo, okay, he's up. Yes, points! Oh! He's awake. He's up. Seven in the morning. He's awake. Yeah, no, cause like, it's,. Yes, points. He's awake. He's up. Seven in the morning. He's awake.

Yeah, no, cause like, those clubs have like dress codes, they say you gotta have certain shoes on, it's just like that kind of stuff doesn't agree with me. Not anymore. I was wearing Vans and they didn't. Yeah, it's loosened up. If it was today's world and we were a few years back, then yeah, I'd probably pull up there with you.

That would have been really fun. But also it's still also Vegas. It's Vegas, baby. I'm not the most Vegas guy. I can have a blast. I can have a blast. Yeah, I think it is. The whole time I was thinking how much fun it would be

if it was the three of us there and these Heineken zeros were Heineken 5.4s or whatever the regular amount of Heineken. Heineken zeros were Heineken 5.4s or whatever, the regular amount of Heineken. Yeah, sure. Heineken 1000. Yeah. Well, and hopefully we will get the opportunity and have a TII live show there.

Yeah, yeah. That's our... We gotta do it. It's on the map, we're targeting it, it would be very fun. Be a very fun time. I didn't realize how much people loved F1. Like, they're like, these group of girls were like, staying outside the hotel waiting for one of the drivers,

screaming his name. And all the drivers are like 20 years old, like hot French guys or whatever. Older. They're all sexy foreigners. Yeah. Hot, hot, hot, hot! There's a ton of money behind the sport.

So that has a little bit of allure. The marketing has been bananas. Dude, whoever's in charge of the marketing should be paid a billion dollars because suddenly Americans care about this sport and we've never cared about it. And suddenly- Well, there was a Netflix show.

Yeah, the Netflix show was the- Like people understand it. They get it. They watch the people, they follow the stories and now they're hooked. So I think the Netflix show was very good. Well, that's how I am with golf too. I never cared about golf and I watched the full swing, the Netflix show and suddenly I'm like, yeah, okay. I know some of the guys. What's the full swing? That's the Netflix version of the F1 show where they just follow the tour. The tour. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah where they just followed the tour the tour. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, of golf of golf. Yeah. Yeah, do you have a favorite golfer? I know one of our buddies Oh big dick Rick. Have you talked to Kyle at all about golf? I haven't yet. No, but I don't talk to him He's dead to me, but no check. Yeah Until he is reborn rebirth. It's science. No, Big Dick Rick. Ricky Fowler. Oh yeah, Ricky Fowler's cool. Is it golfers? All just said Big Dicks? What's going on? Arnold Palmer? Ricky Fowler?

That's right. What's going on here? John Daly, you know, he's swinging a leg. I was told that that's his nickname. Ricky Fowler. Big Dick Rick. So when me and McBride. Allegedly! He's not just an asshole.

Went to see him in Charleston, or in wherever the fuck, in South Carolina. Goon name! There was a big tournament there. We went and someone told me to scream Big Dick Rick, so it was just me screaming Big Dick Rick, and everyone. Nice.

They're like, do it on the backswing. Do it right before he swings. Right. And by the way, and Ricky Fowler smiled, gave me the thumbs up, look over, pointed. He's like, yeah. Well, yeah, it's a cool nickname. Hey, how'd that thumb look?

What'd that thumb look like? Pretty big. Thick. He had a long ass thumb. Thick, dude, yeah, thick thumb. Oh, thick, shorty. I mean, it's a cool nickname. It'd be different if you were calling him like Small Dong, Small Dong Rick.

That's not as fun. Yeah, that'd be different. Yeah, that's the issue with me showing my dick in Game Over Man is I can never say like, I have, no one would be like, oh, big dick Adam. They're like, yeah, decent size hog divine, you know? The lore is gone. But with Big Dick Rick. I feel like if anyone says hog, you got? The lore is gone. But with Big Dick Rick... I feel like if anyone says hog, you gotta be happy about that.

Yeah. Hog is a big animal. Ders, would you say hog? Hog, Divine? What would you say, Ders? Hoggle. Hoglet, like a baby hog? Hoglet. Runt, hog. Piglet, divide.

Yeah, sure. Little piglet. Runt, Runt Hog. Piglet, Piglet Divine. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Little Piglet. Potbelly. Like a, what do they call it? Pig in a blanket? Wheeler. Yeah. There you go.

Little Pig in a blanket. Well, that would be if I was uncircumcised. Then that'd be my... Well, you can always... No, because it pokes out a little. Yeah. It does. That is true.

It really does. Wait, are we talking about pigs in a blanket or... I don't know. I got to watch the movie again and then I'll write you a little... I'll write you a little... I'll write you a little... I'll write you a little... I'll write you a little... I'll write out a little. It does, that is true. Wait, are we talking about Pigs in the Blanket or? I gotta watch the movie again and then I'll write you a long email about what I would call it. I'll send you photos, I'll send you photos.

We need to really make sure that we have the date right of when Game Over Man came out because we need to make sure we hit the 10 year anniversary right on the head because I don't wanna miss that. Yeah, I'm so bad. Yeah, we have to. You know like actors will remind you, be like, oh crazy, five years since this movie came out. And then it kind of drums up some love for the movie.

And you're like, okay, I've never done that. I always forget every time. Fuck it. For every movie I've ever done. I kind of forget I've done some of them. Wait, what do you forget? Like the anniversary of it. A lot of forget I've done some of them. Wait, what do you forget? Like the anniversary of it. A lot of actors will post like, oh yeah.

I didn't even know they have anniversaries. Everything has an anniversary. Sure. Can I tell you what I think that is? I think that's losers with nothing to promote, just rehashing their old hits. Oh come on, no. Well you might be right, that's possible.

I can't believe it's been 20 years since I had my peak. Remember that? Go rent it and cast me in more movies. So it's been six years in March, so we missed the five year anniversary of Game Over Man. Guys, there's no anniversaries for these things. This is like DVD re-releases.

Game Over Man came out on my dad's birthday. You didn't remember that? March 23rd. That's crazy. I remember. I remember that. March 23rd? That's crazy. I remember that. I don't know. I wish Isaac would chime in, but he's asleep at the wheel over here.

He's fucking, he's that water polo brother. Unbelievable. Our careers are in this guy's hands. Unbelievable. Well, I do want to throw a big party for the 10 year of Game Over, man. Great. And maybe we could get Netflix to release like, um. The director's cut?

Like, um, yeah, bonus features, deleted scenes and stuff. I mean, just the director's cut, add in the other storyline, make it 15 minutes longer. Re-release. Talk to Ted, Adam. Go bro down with Ted and get him to. Yeah, go put him in a choke hold and go, actually I wanna have a meeting right now. By that point in the night, I didn't have enough in the tank to really go to town.

I should, you know, but the old drunk me, I would have been shirtless at this point. Right. I would have tried to get on stage with CeeLo. Right. Naked grandma! You know what I mean? I would have been a classic good time,

and also a liability, and also asked to leave. Yeah. So. Uh-huh. Been there. But, you know, at this point in the night I got this beautiful woman dumped a drink on me and I said enough's enough. Yeah. I gotta go. I gotta go.

And I'm gonna call it right there. Yeah. No, literally it was like she's like, I'm so sorry. I'm like, oh, it's all good. Well, goodbye guys. I'm going to bed. And you just fucking Homer Simpson. She's like, this is not my fault. I'm like, no, no, no. And meanwhile, I'm like, dude, I, every step I took, it was like crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, because I have a full, I got back to my room. I had the full stem.

The full stem was stuck in my shoe. What do you mean? Like in the side of it? No, underneath in the waffle part. Like the whole like, uh, bottom, the bottom part was stuck. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I'm watching and it's like, it's like I have a lip and you did not notice. I guess it's all carpet. Sounds like you have tap. Yeah. And so I didn't really notice. Then I get back in the room and I'm like, it's just like a little crunchy. I'm like, there has to be some little, and so I didn't really notice. Then I get back in the room and I'm like, it's just like a little crunchy. I'm like, there has to be some little pieces of glass still stuck in my shoe.

It was in the entire bottom part of the glass. Just, I came out like a corkscrew. Damn. Well, yeah, that's a good time to call it. Yeah. You're like, yeah, that's all I needed. I hit the hay. I'm hitting the hay.

Hey, Vegas, baby. That's it. And then I was like, I mentioned that I was sober in front of Zach Braff and Faison and Keegan-Michael Key, and they're like, oh yeah. And they were like, yep. Bitch. As if they were like, yeah, you should be sober.

They were like, yeah. Touch it, bitch. They're like, uh-huh, yeah. So how long has it been now? Good for you, good for you. Yeah, good for you, man. Yeah. Donald Faison was like, you won't remember this, but you kept telling me that I wasn't your mayor.

And, uh, Raph's like, same, yeah, that's so crazy. I guess that's a thing he does. Sorry, same, yeah, and he came up behind me and like grabbed me by the nipples. It was fucking weird, dude. Good for you. Good for you. Good for you, man. Wow, Good for you. Good for you.

Good for you, man. Wow, good for you. Stay on it, brother. How's Keeg and Michael Keeg? Aw. Yeah, he's doing great. I love that dude. You know, he doesn't age.

He's ageless, this guy. Best energy of all time of anyone ever, maybe. So fun. Yeah, he's always very, very nice. And a generous laugher. Yes. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm, makes you feel very, very nice. And a generous laugher. Yes. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

Makes you feel very funny. I like that. Yes, he does. Yeah, I'm like, I'm not that funny. I'm not that funny. I'm not that funny. Thank you, thank you. I'm not that funny though, but thank you.

You're far too kind. I am not that funny. He's a nice guy. I mean, how old is he? Like, every time I see him, I'm like he's 53 years old So he's Isaac stage and I said looks like a fucking rotten great. Oh like a like a melted candle It's like moldy fruit and this guy this guy is just aging backwards He's looking fantastic did I send you guys a picture of the oldest cat in the world. It looks like Isaac

No, I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. You didn't see that cat? It's insane. Where was this at? I would love to see it. Anna, will you put it in the chat? It's a 36 year old cat. Maybe 37. And it's mouth is... It's a cool looking cat.

It's like mouth is starting to really droop. It has like three teeth. And it's eyes are just saggy. And it's, and it's, it's all to some like, you know, that AI narrator voice where it's like, this cat is 37 years old. It's a, has that narration. It's very funny. It's like, it's undis indestructible and very ugly.

And it's like, this is Isaac indeed. Okay. And I have a question for Anna, our producer. Can we show this video in the video portion for the YouTube? Because we never do that. Show the cat. Our video segments, they suck. Well what ends up happening, Adam, is that then they have to do work and then they're like, ugh.

That's like stuff. Finish him. No, that sucks. That sucks for them. That would be cool. It'd be cool to play it right now and watch it along. We have to be the easiest podcast to produce, right? We have to be the easiest podcast to produce.

We have to be. Yes. Oh, we have to be. You know? Sure. You never had it so good. CEO's Pizza? Sure. You never had it so good. CEO's Pizza. Sure.

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Oh, God. Oh, my God. They're legit sad. And in Omaha and Vegas, both places were like, are you sure? Like, I'm like, I'll take a non alcoholic. No, sir. I don't like it. And they're like, are you sure? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm sure. And they're like, you know, OK, it'm like, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. And they're like, you know, okay

It is Friday like and we're in Omaha on Friday night. It's Friday night. And I'm like, no, I know I know a day it is. I'm not I don't want to drink. They're like, it's Friday. Yeah Well, my doctor told me not to change. Okay, but it is Friday. Okay, and in Vegas, they're like hey Hey, why don't you live a little like a bartender told me that and I'm like, what if I was a struggling with alcoholism? Don't go to Vegas. What if that we if he was the guy that just he's like, well, you know, you are in Vegas and then I go Oh, okay. Yeah, you know what happens here stays here. Okay. Well, I guess I guess I can't have one and that's how I fall off the wagon He just gives you a shot and like I won't kill anybody I can have one and that's how I fall off the wagon. He just gives you a shot and he's like, I won't tell anybody.

Yeah. And then I'm outside the stratosphere buying crank. That, that, that escalated, escalated. Yep. Way to put that together, Blake. It's okay. We know. Yeah. But Adam, you're, you're looking great. Are you feeling great? Yeah. I think we might've talked about this a little bit. I I'm starting to feel a little bit better, which I mean, I'm not back, I'm not back, but I'm feeling better, yep.

Right, but so here's my question is that like, with this new lease on life, thin, taut, dick probably looks bigger than ever. Purple south! Right, and let's just concentrate on that for a little bit. No, but like, so how hard do you go back into the thing that made you potentially made you not feel great and pack on just a little extra?

How hard do you go back into it? Or do we ease back in? Or do we go new lease on life, new me? Well, we'll see how good I'm feeling. If I'm back, back, if I'm back, back, and then mentally I know that once a year I can go to Medellin, Columbia, and then I just needed three months a year I can't drink and then the rest of the time I can be a full-on alcoholic

So let me just get this right let me just step this one out Party time. So let me just get this straight. Let me just step this one up. You're going to go hard and then every year go back to Columbia to get your back shots and take three months off and then rinse and repeat. See what I, what I would do is I would do it a little differently. I would take January, February, March, because those are usually kind of lame ducks. Tell that to Blazer.

Blazer couldn't get through four days. He's like, well, my buddy came to town. Well, March is St. Patrick's Day, so you know we have to have a few. Well, dude, that's my mom. She goes, you're not drinking for three, I'm like, I'm not drinking for three months because of this, you know, because of the stem cells.

And then it was my birthday and she goes, I'm sure you could have a couple. And I'm like, I can't, I can't have a couple. It's my birthday. And then I'm like, I'm going to Vegas and she's like, well in Vegas, I'm sure you can have a couple. You can have a couple. You are not my son.

I can't have a couple. What are you talking about? She's like, it's just a couple. Didn't your dad say the same thing? Yeah, yeah. They're right. You? Just a couple? Didn't your dad say the same thing? Yeah, yeah. They're right. You can have a couple. No, wasn't this the conversation you had with your dad? Where you're like, yeah, but what do doctors know? You can smoke some weed?

Yeah, my doctor's like, you're a bitch. And I'm like, okay. That shit's important. I do love, like, this is your origin story. Yeah, I get it. A mom is like, drink? And a dad is like, you have to smoke. Oh no, it's beautiful. This is what makes you you brother. Yeah. You got a party brother. Absolutely. You were created in a lab. She goes well you'll be proud of me and I'm like what's that and she goes my friends wanted to go

drinking at the Mexican restaurant and I didn't even want to go. I'm like oh okay yeah good for you and then she goes I went but I didn't want to to go. I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, good for you. And then she goes, I went, but I didn't want to go. But I went, but I went, and I go, okay. And she goes, and I only had two. I knew it. And I'm like, what? I'm drunk now. I am proud of her.

Two pitchers of margaritas. Yeah, and I'm like, okay. I am proud of her. This is the way. That's good. I'm proud that she's proud. So the moral of the story is you didn't want to go and you didn't want to drink, but you went and you did drink.

And I'm like, okay. That's a legend, mate. Yeah. What's cool is she's like, I kind of just want you to say you're still proud of me. You'd be proud, right? You'd be proud? I'm still going to send it. I am proud of her.

I love her. I'm proud. I'm proud. Yeah, that's so cool. You'd be proud, right? You'd be proud. I am proud of her. I love her. I'm proud. I'm proud. Yeah, that's so cool. You'd be proud. I love her. I mean, I came from them. There's a reason. There's a reason I'm such an animal, you know? Yeah. Dude. Yeah. Cut from the claw. They created a monster. Yeah, makes sense. Yeah. Well, you're doing great. And if you're feeling better, then that's all that matters. And I can't wait till the day that you can get super hammered again. Rich, dude, let's do it. Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better. Thanks for asking, guys.

I'm feeling pretty pumped. I actually have a few Bud Lights on me right now. And as you can see, do you see these cool San Francisco Bud Light cans? I guess they did these for almost every NFL team. What a great promotion. Yeah, they gotcha. I feel they do that every year, but yeah. Why don't they do this with a bunch more shit? Like when a movie drops, like if I could get like a Dune Bud Light, that'd be fucking cool as shit, dude.

Because no one gives a shit about Dune. Are you out of your mind? Did you just drop Dune? Nah, no one fucking cares, dude. Fine, Star Wars. Fucking Dune? Fucking, no one fucking cares, dude. Fine, Star Wars. Fucking Dune? Fucking Dune, dude. Dune! Dune Rocks! Those garbage ass movies?

What are you talking about? Those are fantastic films! No they're not. You're out of your mind. You guys don't like the movie Dune. Absolutely I don't. I didn't even see the second one, because the first one was so bad.

What? I did not see the second one. The first one I fucking hated. You guys didn't see the first one either then? No, I saw the first one. We've covered What? I did not see the second one. The first one, I fucking hated. You guys didn't see the first one either. No, I saw the first one. We've covered this. Yeah, we've covered it. We talked about this.

Well, the second one is even better. The second one is even better. I'll give it another shot. Yeah, you know what I said? Doon better, OK? Don't give that point. I'm not giving that point. I'm drunk now.

Don't give his bad word play point. I'm not giving that one point. I said that I'm willing to give it a shot. And maybe I was just in a bad, because sometimes you'll watch a movie and you're in a mood or you're just looking at your phone. You know, you're not in the mood to like sit for a three and a half hour long dark ass movie where like Austin Butler is doing weird accents or whatever the fuck is happening. That's life. He likes Austin Butler talk.

He loves AB. So you maybe you're not in the mood for that. And then I was like, well, maybe I should go back, watch the first one, give it a real shot. OK, as I did hear that the second one was better. It's awesome. Right. It's off the fricking chain. Guess what? You hear all sorts of stuff these days and I'm not buying it.

Everybody has an opinion. Dude, it's off the chain. It's a superior movie making. You hear all sorts of stuff these days, and I'm not buying it. Everybody has an opinion. Bullshit! Dude, it's off the chain. It's superior movie making. Like, if these reviews of the fucking Wizard of Oz movie are, if people are lying to me about this movie, I'm gonna go absolutely insane.

They are. Well, because they're saying that it's the greatest movie and the best movie of all time. They're saying it's amazing, and if it's not. Have you seen the musical ever? Are you familiar with the work? No. I am not.

I have not either. I've heard it's fantastic. I remember the commercials for it, with Chris and Chana was saying, popular. I remember they played that shit constantly. By the way, that's not for me, man. It's just not for me. Tell you what I am excited for is Gladiator 2.

That's interesting. That's the one. That's the one. Okay. Right. It's supposed to be horrible. No, it's supposed to be pretty good, I thought. Gladiator 2? Everyone I've talked to said it's bad.

People said they walked out of it. No. No. Walking out of a movie is inexcusable. We can't walk out of movies. Nothing's that bad. No. Nothing's that bad. No. Someone, a movie director, told can't walk out of movies. Nothing's that bad. No. Nothing's that bad. No.

Someone, a movie director, told me they walked out of it. Wow. Bully! Can you tell us and we'll bleep it or cut it? We'll cut this. Just tell us. I'll tell you after the pod. Just tell us right now. We'll cut it. I'll tell you after the pod.

Just tell us. Just tell us. We'll cut it. Steven Spielberg. You didn't talk to Steven Spielberg. No. You didn't talk to Spielberg. Well, there's no way. Literally Denzel Washington is in it.

I'm going to watch the whole film just to see him. Everyone says Denzel's good and the rest is bad. Of course he is. Well, I'm going to stick around for his entire performance because I have respect. I would never disrespect Denzel Washington. Oh, my circles back. Mm-hmm.

Did you see that the Denzel Washington's kid new movie with Samuel L. Jackson, something phone, something or another phone, it came out on Netflix and it was like number five on Netflix? That's crazy. What do you mean? In what way? You expect it to be higher? Yeah, two big stars. You'd think it would come out

and it'd be number one. It's like number five? That sucks. I don't think he's a big star. I don't... He's not... Well, he sounds and looks exactly like Denzel, so why... I know, but like... But also you said the movie's just called The Phone or something? I don't fucking some

Yeah, I don't think he's I don't think he's garnering the audience So that's maybe people think is I'm saying the piano lesson. Well, it sounds like no one wants to sit through a piano lesson I piano lesson. Yeah What is the same Isaiah? Is it Isaiah Washington? John? Is that somebody else? I don't know. I'm pretty sure that is also like a play or something. I may be making that up. John David. John David? Who's Isaiah Washington? A totally different guy. I'm just making shit up. Yeah. Well, did you hear that Denzel Washington announced that he will be retiring after he does like six more movies. Yeah.

Yeah. Pretty broken up about it. Yeah, dude. Hey, I'm going to retire after 30 more movies. Yeah, might as well. Well, I forget what he was, but he's like, they're writing me a part in this Marvel movie and then I'm going to do like King Lear and then I'm going to call it a career. Hell of a run.

Yeah, he did it. He's Oh good. Hell of a run. Yeah, he did it. He's arguably our best. He's amazing. Yeah. He's insane. I love Denzel. What's your favorite Denzel Washington movie go?

I feel like you have a soundboard that you could drop right now. We're talking about him. I love Denzel. Do we think that he- I'm dropping out. Even though he is a great actor, that he and I'm, I feel like all of us are also, we also fall into this category. Really great actors.

Also really, really great actors. Are the exact same, he's the exact same in every movie. No matter who he is, he's Denzel Washington. I was intoxicated. Thank you. I disagree. Yeah. I think that he has his bag that he goes into Thank you. Um, huh. I disagree. Yeah. Okay.

I think that he has his bag that he goes into when he's like the equalizer and when he's training day, like that tough guy. But then like you just, you played the flight, a little clip there from flight. Flighty's totally different. What about dude? He got game.

Well, he's just Denzel, but like Sam. He's always gonna be Denzel. He's always gonna be Denzel. He's always going to be Denzel. He's never done prosthetics. We want him to be in some serious prosthetics. Oh, shit. Like Colin Farrell on The Penguin. OK, so hey, Blake, why are you lying to us?

You come on the podcast, you just lie, dude. I'm not lying, dude. I didn't lie. Todd just put in the chat, Denzel Washington clarifies he is not retiring from acting anytime soon. Okay, this is a clarification. Obviously, I heard the first part of the conversation where everybody mistaken Mr. Harrington's phone.

I don't know what the fuck Isaac's just Isaac just woke up from a fucking dream. I'm listening. God listeners. I'm so sorry. The oldest cat in the world just fucking chimed in. Mr. Harrington's phone. He says I didn't say I was gonna, Denzel says, I didn't say I was gonna go into retirement, you bitch. I said that it has to

be a level of interest to me. I'm more interested in getting behind the camera. That's not what he said. Okay. That's not what he said. This is the way. Wait, but you guys don't see anything until you behind the camera. That's not what he said. Okay. That's not what he said. Wait, but you guys don't see anything until you see the substance. Isaac, it's called The Piano Lesson. We've already covered this, you dumb fuck. Isaac's like, Mr. Harrington's phone.

I got it. 20 minutes later. I got it. I was intoxicated. Is that the phone movie from Netflix? No, dude. It's The Piano Lesson. We just talked about it. But like, to the Piano Lesson point,, like even that Brad Pitt, George Clooney, whatever the fuck it's called, like dogs or cats or hawks or what's it called?

It's on Apple and it came out and nobody saw it. Owls? Wolves. It's called Wolves. Oh, yeah. But that's because it's on Apple and nobody really watches anything on Apple. Well, true. except for Monarch We wish him the best you're doing God's work you wish there's a bigger audience Yes, I mean because they have some cool shit that I just people just don't watch it on Apple for whatever reason sure They've got good stuff Don't watch it on Apple for whatever reason.

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It's not just me. We're an army in comparison to him. Listen to The Bunny Trap on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Blake with his beanie right now looks like he just has those little Korean girl bangs. You know the straight across. Pizza. Yeah. Hell yeah.

It's a fucking sick look right now. Who's the stand up comedian? Oh yeah. You look like her. Oh yeah. What is her name? What is her name? We said it on an ad. Dang it, I can never remember.

Well you look like her. Thank you. Atsuko. Okay, well here's the video. Can we play the video of the world's oldest cat that who did you say looked like? Oh, Isaac? Isaac, yes. Because here it is. I haven't looked at it yet. I'm excited.

And we're going to play this on the podcast. That's cool. I am playing it now. Here it is. Okay. This is great. This is good. He does look remarkably remarkably like Isaac. He's are we are we back?

He's worn out. Yeah, I just came back. He's the one that, are we back? He's worn up. Yeah. I just came back. He's, they say he's worn up by life and he wants to be done living. And that's how I feel about Isaac sometimes when I get radical. He nice man. Come on. Just with all the, it's like when you see somebody old and they have wisdom, but

then you see someone old and you're like, that person you see someone old you're like that person has no wisdom That's Isaac and that's that cat. Yeah, and here's Isaac chiming in minutes after we get the answered with the answer again Yeah, be on a delay or something. Yeah, something's happening over there. His brain is on delay on delay Atsoco is it at Sook Oh, that's that's who Blake looks like currently. Atsuko. Thank you. Sounds Japanese. Did you guys look at that clip of someone sent me the clip of Redbar Radio? Which I didn't even know what that was exactly, but...

Oh yeah, I felt immediately old. As soon as I started watching that I was like, What is this? Oh, I get it. This is a new genre of comedy. I was like, fuck, I'm old. Well, it's not even it doesn't like necessarily skew old. I think it skews. That's not what I'm saying. It skews old or sorry skew skews young. I don't think it skews young. The guy is like our age of not older. I'm not saying he's not old. I'm saying that to be a shock jock who comments on things on the internet, that to me skews at least under 35. Right, right.

Sure, sure, it's new wave for sure. Yes. I didn't know it was like a thing you could do. But the only people that I know that watch it are old people, so I don't know if it is. Yeah. It's just very internet people, people that live their life. I'm surprised Blake doesn't watch it, but live their life on the internet

I've tapped in you know I'm a YouTube guy. I fall into YouTube holes all the time. I told you yeah Well, it was kind of interesting. He just like takes down I think is he's like a little takedown artist for comedians, and he had a little clip of us He called me a fat gay retard or something like he was something he did not say gay no he did went full shock jock oh he said no sir I don't like it he said the f-word which I'll never say no and also I would like to take back me saying retarded a couple weeks ago you know I thought about it and I was uh I do think that is rude and I met some

down-sinder people in Vegas. They were partying. They were having a great time. And I was like, I hope. Those weren't Down syndrome people. That was you sober being around drunk people. No, no, no, they were, they were Down syndrome people. And yeah, I'd like to take it that back.

I feel, I feel bad about that. Any tape, some ol geez, uh any Whatever slow slam dunks. What do you want to slam on someone Blake? I by the way, I can't wait for the comments to be like looks like Adam went soft the industry got after him Yeah, I know. Well, like there's a big industry. That's I do love it. That's coming after me I know I like big big Special Olympics people think like There's like an actual industry that cares about any of us. No, we're just all trying to like get work Like there's no one cares at least at our level. They do not care. No, no, we're we're in the clear fucking disaster my guy

Yeah, we're in the clear. We're we're not getting the call, which is why I'm here I'm here to announce I'm transitioning. Just for work. Just need to get more work. Honestly, honestly, it would work. I would support you. If that's really what you felt in your heart, then I'd support you. Well, that is what's going to happen. You know that. That's what happened the first time Trump won. Dune 3. Is immediately, Hollywood's like, we're gonna be so fucking liberal.

We're gonna be so liberal. And then they skewed that direction and then the rest of America was like, how liberal are you? Can we just be a regular amount of liberal and Republican? Why do we need to be so far one direction and the other? And then everyone hated Hollywood.

I love you guys. Well I still like it. I like Dune. You guys don't. I think Hollywood's doing really great. They're knocking it out of the park. What, I think, I want to see the Bob Dylan movie. What is Timothée Chalamet famous for? Like, what was his jump off? What's the-

That game movie with Armie Hammer. Yeah, Call Me By My Name. What's it go don't act like you don't know it like don't act like by your name I don't know that was close that was funny to pretend that you don't know the gay movie shalamay and army hammer I've never seen it I know that there's like a scene where he fucks a peach or something but I've walked in on you watching the gayest movie of all time alone in your bedroom with the lights on.

We know we've covered this. I was a theater student. Angels in America, very pivotal theater experience. All I know is I walked in on you and it was, it was a gay man saying, let me infect you or something. And it's a very powerful scene Adam. And it's a very powerful scene. All I'm saying is I walked in on you watching that alone in the dark. Alone in the dark.

It was my major Adam. I was a theater major. I had to watch that. I was going to tell you guys to come in there and watch it with me. I was doing it by myself. All I'm saying is you watched that movie so there's literally no way you didn't know the Timothy Chalamet Armie Hammer gay movie. No, I don't believe that was adapted from the stage. I watch anything that was adapted from the stage because that is where my heart belongs. I liked him in the Wes Anderson movie, but I saw Wonka. Did you guys watch Wonka? Oh, I didn't see Wonka. Did you guys watch Wonka? Oh, I watched Wonka. Yeah.

Yeah. My kids were like, this is awful, Dad. Can we turn it off and watch something else? And I was like, whoa, this is their first like, this is a bad movie. I don't remember hating it. You saw it? The new one? Yeah, I see most movies. Just not Dune. You don't see the good ones. What the hell?

I didn't see Wonka, unfortunately. It was rough. But Gene Wilder set such a high bar with the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory that nothing ever captures that magic. I'm sorry, have you seen the Johnny Depp ones? Those are awesome. I haven't, I have not. Johnny Depp is doing some real work in that

I didn't really like those. Yeah, he's like Yeah, dude, he's next level. Well, he's Johnny Depp. I don't like when Johnny Depp goes too weird Okay, like oh no, and you're just trying to out weird yourself in this one I liked it cuz it's like oh This is a huge like family family friendly popcorn movie and he's doing like the most insane weird shit that you're like, they let him do this in this movie. Yeah.

He comes off a little creepy, but he knows. Yeah. He came off a little creepy. I was like, he's going to touch these kids. That's the whole thing is that you're like, he's going to chop them up and put them in some skittles. I got to keep watching. Was there a rewrite?

Did they change it from the OG? Yeah, well, Gene Wilder's my wonka, okay? Me too. I'm gonna keep it there. No, not me. I'm a Chalamet guy. But I'm running out of Chalamet. I'm like.

I want more. I don't know. I know, and everyone's like, he's our best actor. And I'm like, in what? Not as long as Denzel's. That's kinda what I'm saying. I mean, he's our best actor. And I'm like, in what? Not as long as Denzel. That's kind of what I'm saying. I mean, he's pretty good in Dune. He's pretty good in Dune.

No, he's not. I liked him in Dune. OK. Yes, he is. He's good in Dune. He doesn't have anything to do. No. Yeah, well, he's no Austin Butler who still sounds

like Elvis for some reason. And you know what? I think this Bob Dylan movie might be pretty good. Take backs, apologies. I want to apologize to Timothy to Timothy show me. I'm not coming at you I just see like all these movies and I'm like, I'm maybe I'm missing something. Maybe I'm missing something I don't know getting old my heroes are dying. I want to take back the misinformation I spread about Denzel Washington Retiring evidently it was a miscommunication.

I look forward to seeing him direct a little more. I think he's an excellent artist, so anything. And what is, if you're listening, sliding into Blake's DMs, what is the biggest Denzel swing outside of being Denzel that we're missing? Like a movie where he did something totally different. Was he in Lawnmower Man? No.

No, that was. That was Jeff Fahey. Well, he did some Shakespeare. He did Shakespeare. He did. Right. But was he like, twas the night before Christmas and all through the house? Yeah, he was Denzel doing Shakespeare.

That's literally a Christmas Carol. That's not Shakespeare, brother. Oh, dude. And as a theater major, I'm offended. Okay? I bite my thumb at things. Oh, Blake, did you see what this is important? I think this is important.

Instagram account just posted you in your high school plays and it's like you with your ass in the air looking backwards. Ooh, what? Yeah, you like- Ooh, yeah, the bitch. Dressed as like a baby sitting on top of a giant like... Yeah, those were the One-Ax, man. And that was a very funny show.

People thought I was hilarious in that, okay? Okay. I'm just saying they're very funny. They're very funny photos. I was, I did plays, I did One-Ax. It's true. Andrew for sure saw the gay movie. Call Me By Your Name. Call me by your name.

Yeah, call me by your name. I have not seen it. Isn't Army Hammer in it? Isn't him in Army Hammer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Without a doubt, you've seen it. That's incredible. Hammer time, hammer time.

You, without a doubt, you've seen it. He's such a legend. Mm-hmm. He's back, he's back. He's back, apparently. Is he? Yeah, I think he's making his way back. After eating people?

He didn't actually eat people, I don't think. I think he just said he wanted to eat people. I think he kind of did, and there's footage of him saying he likes workaholics, which is really cool to me. Yeah, great. That is tight. Yeah. I mean, the guy seems tight. He seems fucking radical. Yeah. I'll be at the Seafood Tower at the Freak Off. Meet me by the Cold Shrimp. Yeah. At the Freak Off. Meet me by the cold shrimp at the Freak Off. That's where I'll be. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Extra cocktail sauce. Yummy, yummy. Oh, that's for the ditty sauce. Adam, hold on, cause I got some hot, hot, hot, hot. Yes, points. Points for you, baby. Good stuff all around, guys. Barely got one.

Tell your families, I say hello. Yes. Lots of love. Tell your Tokyo family. And happy Thanksgiving guys. Happy Thanksgiving. I know that we're recording this just before Thanksgiving. Two weeks later, but. Two weeks late.

I can't wait to talk Thanksgiving next time we get back together. Oh man. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. And that was another episode of This Is Important. Hit us for something, Blake. I know. I just thought of what I should play. Well, then play it right now. Well, I don't have it. We'll wait. We'll wait. Yeah. Oh here we go. We'll wait. It's gonna be bad. Oh it's gonna be good. What is this? What is this? You already know baby. He's not your mayor. I don't know what this is. It's fathers take care

of your daughters or whatever right? Here I'll skip ahead. Yeah. Dude I don't know what this is. What? It's the John Mayer song where he says, fathers, take care of your daughters, which is some G shit. Sure. Be good. He does have a beautiful voice. He does.

Yeah. Yep. And I'm glad he doesn't talk like that, because that would be maybe too much. Hey, I love workaholics. Hey, Adam. Oh, God. Dude, sorry about what I said when I was really fucked up.

Sorry about it. I was drunk, I'm sober now. I know I said some fucked up shit to you, dude. Yeah. Adam, be good to yourself. Goodbye. Hi, I'm David Boria. And I am his dear friend Langston Kerman.

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