This Is Important - Ep 228: Satiate The Fuck Outta You

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

Today, this is what's important: Welch's vodka, getting boners, top podcasts, Bahamas, courtside, standing in line, the Ozarks, New York, fish tacos, radio stations, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You're so horny, you're a menace to society. Well, maybe we're moving too fast towards the future. We'll see what happens. We'll see if I wake up to a bunch of snail trails. I don't know. I don't know. Buckle up. Wooo!

Perfect! I love it! Yeah! Wooo! Now. Wooo! Wow, dude! Wooo!

What is up, gentlemen? What's up, dawg? How are you? Dude, pretty okay. Pretty okay. Okay. I'll say that pretty okay. We're living that okay lifestyle. Yeah, not I wouldn't say great would not say great currently wearing my vibrating heated back brace.

Would say great, but doing okay. Not even fine. Doing okay. We'll take it. I'm telling you right now. I'm about to start doing a little better. This is not a sponsor of the show. Maybe we could get him. Gentlemen. Why not dude? Okay. Purple Sour! We'll take it. I'm telling you right now, I'm about to start doing a little better. This is not a sponsor of the show. Maybe we could get him. Gentlemen. Why not, dude? Why not?

Why are you always doing this shit? Oh, I thought you were gonna do the same thing I was gonna do. Yeah, wait, why are you always doing this non-sponsors of the show? Is this a name you remember? A name you can trust? Are you familiar?

I'm holding up a can of Welches. Now Welches, that was like grape, like jelly, right? Yes, and juice. But hello, vodka transfusion. Real fusions. Whoa. Welch's craft cocktails. This is daddy's Welch's.

Sorry, Spendrift. Wait, so that, I mean, that's the perfect drink for your like 12 year old daughter to reach in and think she's grabbing. To accidentally drink? Yeah. That's perfect. Right. What are they thinking?

Perfect. Winning. Let's listen to this. Welch's grape drink and jelly got into the vodka game? That is so tight. Butthole, dude. Cheers. Vodka transfusion.

And is this your first sip? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Let's get the honest review. One sip, everybody knows the rules. Right out the gate, delicious? Okay. Well, you think some gross shit is delicious. I'm in, baby.

This might be the new BuzzBall, I don't know. Look at that, look at that. Beautiful color. See ya, BuzzBall, how's I don't know. Look at that. Look at that beautiful color See ya buzz ball. How's the poor? Oh look at that Well, I mean imagine him throwing that out into the audience How many teeth would be missing if we go on tour again? Yeah, just cans of Welch's vodka It's not as easy to throw not as good of a toss. It's not bad. It looks delicious I that is a deep, dark, beautiful, purply red. Gungnay!

Yeah, that's good. It tastes like communion grape juice. Like, you remember the communion grape juice? Very dark, deep grape juice? Yep. Just grape juice. When's the last time you drank grape juice? Yeah, I think it's just grape juice.

I haven't had grape juice in a long time. I'm just realizing it now. It's fucking good. I bet it's good with vodka, dude. Yeah, it really is. You know what's good with vodka, dude. Yeah, it really is. You know what's good with vodka is Circle. Okay. Okay.

Puff, dude. Not a sponsor of the podcast, but also should be. Not your kid, Circle. Wait, so you're talking about adding vodka to, what is that infused with already, Uncle Blazer? This is just vodka transfusion of real Fruit Juice grape juice. So you're saying a little bit more.

Yeah, juice me up. So it's saying a little bit more. Yeah juice me up So it's saying it's a trans fusion that just means they put vodka mixed with the grape juice What why did they add transfusion just say I think you're trying to know I don't like that word that word reminds me of like Replacing your blood or something. I don't like that word. That's not could be a good thing I don't know you would you mainline that shit fuck. Yeah, dude still then send it Yeah, tie off Good, what are these needles play? I like this. I think it's pretty damn good. I thought you were gonna bring in the frame what I got cooking right here

What do you got? Load boost have you tried have you tried I was gonna take one right here live on the air You gotta take four you gotta take three or four, yeah. I mean, it's not like I read the back of the bottle multiple times. Oh, I definitely went on Reddit reviews. Adam was holding the, he got his reading glasses out and was like, I just don't wanna fuck this up.

I'm trying to boost the load. I really do wanna start my cycle of load boost because I read that it, not only do do you bust more and this is not a commercial This is see this is why you send us the product. Wait weren't they sponsors or did they not fully sponsor? They are but we're giving them free commercial right now. Okay, not only do you bust like harder Okay, evidently it feels better too. It increases the pleasure and supposedly it tastes better So I know you love tasting your own jizz, Blake. So that's perfect.

Wait, huh? Say it! I know that's perfect for you. I can't say I love it, but... Christmas came early and a lot. If it does happen, I don't mind if it tastes better than usual. Perfect. Wait, so if it does happen, when does it happen, dude?

You know... Wait, walk if it does happen, when does it happen? You know, walk us back. I was, I was just doing a quick jab, but you walked in, you walked into this. Yeah, you did walk into it and you slurped it down. Well, there's times when you're maybe laying on the couch, watching football, yanking snack and things, you know, it's just a lot happening. Don't you have a full family? What are they doing? I have a back.

Have you jacked off during an NFL game? I have a back house. So that's daddy's zone, right? Okay. That's where the Welch's is not for kids. Say less. Okay. Say less.

Yessir. So when you're in the back house, when you're in the back house watching grown men tackle each other, that's when you decide to jerk off and you spray you're saying you spray your own jizz into your mouth If the mood When you're taking low boost you never know when you're gonna get that urge to yank Yeah, so does it does load boost make you horny or maybe yeah, it does

And it improves your sperm health. It does prostate health. It does now we're all 40 plus year old men now Falling apart Fall literally falling apart. Do you find yourselves less horny than when you were in your 20s and 30s? Because I'm just speaking for myself, I do and I don't know if it's because I'm always holding an infant child. Sure. And nothing gets you less horny than holding an infant child and cleaning their butthole all the time. Wait, what? Why all the time? Well, because he's always shitting and stuff.

You know how, Blake, you don't remember. You don't remember. It's been a while. He's always shitting. Fucking thing sucks! This boy shits constantly. Yeah, the diaper situation for a newborn is constant. A lot of poop. Yeah, it's always stankin', always pissin', not horny.

So you don't like the smell? Personally, I don't love it. I don't, I wouldn't say I crave it. It's not great. It's not as bad as... I know Blake craves it. Adam, you're reading my mind. I don't love it. I don't I wouldn't say I crave it. It's not great. It's not as bad like I know Blake craves it And you're reading my mind I know Blake craves baby shit I do not crave baby shit, but I will say it does not smell as bad as adult shit

Diarrhea adult shit is very yucky. Yes. Yes. Yeah, right Like a gas station man's crap. Yeah, and also it's a baby. So it's cute. So you're like you're like, whatever Okay, it's fine. But I find myself very much not horny now Are you guys less horny now in your 40s or would you say similar amount of similar amount of horn? You know, it's a different it's a different horn. It is it is a different horn It's more like an appreciation for the horn. It's like yes Very well said you feel that what's that? Yes, so when it comes around when it comes around. It's kind of exciting. It's crazy when I get the urge

I'm just I become animalistic. I'm just ready. It's almost like drinking the Welch's. It's a real throwback. It's like wait I remembered this hey It's a real throwback. It's like, wait, I remembered this? Hey. Hang on. This reminds me of my youth. Exactly. I'm going to transfuse a little jizz into my mouth, said Blake, while watching an NFL

game. You never know, man. You never know when the urge will... Dude, I had a thing happen to me at body work, getting a massage, very painful massage, jiggling my leg, jiggling my crotch area, got rock hard. Rock hard, dude. In a way that threw me back as if I was transfused by Welch's grapes. I was in my youth all of a sudden. Just the vascularity. And he tried to

ignore it for a while, but he's working down in my groin. So he's working right there. So you can't flop. And we all know you cannot flop a harder penis one direction or the other. It's going straight up. So it's RIP. RIP. So it's not, you're not flopping. So I try to smash it between my thighs. Uh oh. Oh, try to, and then, and then I would move. Like a down, like a downward. Like I would try to smash it down because he was working on my groin. So I'm like, maybe

if I tuck it down into my thighs and hold it there. But then I move. So you manjine. Wait, are you on your stomach? No, I'm laying on my back. And you're pushing your. And then I move. So you manjine. Wait, are you on your stomach? No, I'm laying on my back. And you're pushing. And you tucked it and then you closed your legs. And I tucked it and I'm closed my legs. And by the way, he knows because he's working right there.

Yeah, so then let your freak flag fly. As a bagel. No, I don't want my dick hitting this man's hands, obviously. I feel like, and even if a dude is giving me a massage, I don't care if I have a boner, but really bothers me if I look- Does that happen? Yeah, I think so, for sure. During a massage, yeah, like what you're talking about.

Wait, ooh! It's never happened to me. What I don't want is for me to look over and see that they have a boner. Oh. Then there's a problem. I know, you said that, you said that, but- Is it real?

But then I I Moved my legs. Okay, and it's slingshotted back up and hit him right in the hand and then he goes, okay I'm gonna just move up here right quick Yeah, and that's my and I'm getting the light Thank you Adam, I will see you next time. Well, you'll probably be seeing a different masseuse. Well, it's a good thing you weren't on load boost. Yeah, holy smokes.

I know, if I was on load boost, dude, he could have caught an eye injury. My God. Dude, that sheet would have been caked with my baby batter. Okey dokey. It would have been foul. Caked, caked, caked, caked, caked, baby batter.

Don't tell me. Would have tasted better, so don't worry about that. Okay. Well, I'm not gonna taste it, unlike Blake cake, cake, baby batter. Don't do it. Would have tasted better, so don't worry about that. Okay, well I'm not gonna taste it, unlike Blake, who I know loves that. It's not on purpose. I'm gonna throw four back. What's that? Four back load boost.

Four of these little load boosts. Oh, you're gonna do it right now? I'm still gonna send it. Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, I only do, I'm not gonna, I'm just doing this for the show. Yeah, sure what? Okay, trying to get a fourth kid

Well, you know you got like love it with the modello. I think that's frowned upon No with a model. No, it actually gives you a little mo bello to the Well, I would love to take the load boost I'm afraid to do I'm on all this medicine. I'm afraid to do it with all the meds in this. The stem cells and all that. It's just a vitamin. It's just a vitamin. It's not like a.

Well, I think it takes about two weeks to really show signs. I matter of fact, I know. Oh, is it anything like the gas station boner pills? Because I have taken those in the past. What is that, horny goat weed? Rhino XL. I think it was like Rhino XL is the one I took. And I'm acting like I didn't take it dozens of times.

But, uh. What was it called? I just want to party. The one I took one time. The one I took, I can't remember the name of it. But it does make you, you have to cut it. You cannot take a full whoever you need to cut it whoever Designed the Rhino XL very shagadelic and and put that amount of horny

Rhinotuss or whatever the fuck is in it in the one pill should go to prison because that is a death sentence, dude You your heart feels like it's gonna explode, you sweat through your clothes, you have like a vein in your head, it's just like. The ripping and the tearing. I was like a vein in your, where are we going with this? Dude and you're so horny, you're so horny,

you're a menace to society. It's disgusting how horny you are dude. Swing. Swing. Swing! Is this an ad for RhinoXO? So you have to open up the pill and take like a quarter of it. Yeah. You cannot take the entire thing.

I think that the companies have heard your complaints and others have had the same complaints because a lot of the packaging now is like no headache, no feeling like you're a menace to society. Like there are big warnings on the package now. Wait, but remember, do you guys remember, I never did this. I had friends in college who would get a Viagra and they're like, what you do is you bite in half. You take half and you give the other half to the chick and it makes him horny.

And I was like, is that what you do? The ripping and the tearing. I don't know. I don't know. So slide into Blake's DMs and let him know if you've ever done this with your guy. Well, the only reason I ever took it in the past was I have such a bad, it's such whiskey dick. Like if I have more than three drinks, maybe two drinks.

I was intoxicated. Like literally, such a negligible amount of alcohol. I'm like, what day is this not? I couldn't get erect. So I was like, I would take it that way I knew if something were to happen, it never did. I would get an erection. You'd be ready.

Yeah. Huh. Well, I don't know how Viagra affects the female body. I never heard that. Yeah, that's I feel like if I was a woman, I wouldn't trust a boner pill for men. I don't know if it makes your nipples your nipples. Your nipples are just rock hard. Yeah. College is crazy. You're trying all sorts of stuff.

Gay stuff. founders gay stuff. Well, you know, while you're in the world, though, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it the thing where like the penis and the clitoris are the same thing while you're developing in the womb? The penis and the cord? Oh, the clitoris. Yeah, aren't they the same thing? I thought my dick was the cord and I'm like, damn, look at this long thing.

No, they cut it off. No. Okay. Okay. You. OK. OK. You need another four inches. Viagra hasn't been studied very much in women. It doesn't seem to help much with sex drive. It might not be as effective in women as in men with erectile dysfunction. Thank you, producer Anna.

Well, producer Anna, this is such a dumb paragraph. It might not be as effective in women as in men with erectile dys... well, for sure. That doesn't... Because women don't have erectile dysfunction. They have dry vaginas. I'm pissed now! Is that? Inverted nipples. I think inverted nipples and dry vaginas are the same as not- You guys have inverted penises like me, right? No. Oh, what podcast is this?

Shit, I thought I was on my other podcast. That'd be cool if you had a medical podcast. Extraverted Inverts. Which, speaking of which, it's that time of the year where the Spotify lists are starting to come out and... Wrapped. It's Kanye West again.

And I'm seeing TII Nation representing strong. Thank you for listening. I see a lot of top podcasts. And you know that we're their top podcast, which is exciting. It is. But then you look at the other podcasts and Yes, and they're it's all garbage Okey-dokey shots fired. Yeah, it's like they're like how you guys are the best podcast. You're my number one And I'm like, oh, that's awesome Then you look at their other podcasts they listen to and you're like, well you have bad taste. Yeah What's an example of another

Podcast I don't I don't want to shit on another podcast, but you know, I don't want to shit on another podcast, but I don't want to shit on other podcasts. We'll bleep it out. Talking about the Office recap show, is that what you're talking about? I don't know, because I know. Whoa, I thought that was a hugely successful podcast. It really is. It really is.

I was just hoping Adam was coming for the throats of those two ladies who make that podcast. No, I'm not, because I don't know anything about, no, it's just like podcasts that you kind of never heard of and that seems stupid. That's like us. Yeah. Yeah You know except for we're wildly popular. That's true. We are you we were the best client of the year. Yeah Well, I'm not saying we weren't the funniest I'm just saying are we widely popular? Moderate I would say moderately popular. I get stopped a lot.

I get stopped a lot. I was just stopped twice yesterday and I only went out. I went to the grocery store. Physically, like they go, hey, stop. You stop right there. You stop right there. The masseuse stopped. The masseuse stopped.

Listen to me. Stop. Don't stop getting so hard. We're stopping. Stop. Stop getting so hard. Yeah, I got stopped at the grocery store, and I got stopped at the gym of TIA Nation.

By the way, if you see me, that's what I get most excited about. If I'm recognized for the podcast, that's what I'm most excited about. OK, I like that. Doesn't that, isn't that, is that what gets you guys going the most? I do get hyped.

When people are like Are like yeah, I'm TII nation I get really freaking pumped, but I haven't seen a TII tattoo yet I would love to see this is important at whenever I hear people say the hotel movie I get pumped Yeah, last week in the gym this kid comes up to me, and he's probably 17 years old I think he's in high school and up to me and he's probably 17 years old. I think he's in high school. And he comes up and he's like, yo, I hate to bother you, but are you this guy?

And he shows me a photo of Game Over Man. You know, when we're like, I'll have my dick in butthole. No, when we're like looking out of the window. Yeah. You know, the three of us that shot the bees. Iconic shot. Iconic. Where we're looking out of the window and he's You know, the three of us that iconic shot, where we're looking out of the window and he's like, are you this guy? And I'm like, yeah. And he said, that's

my favorite movie. I'm like, oh, cool. And he goes, I watch it every day. I've seen it dozens of times and I was watching it this morning. Now see, that's cool. Unless he's got a boner, then it's a deal breaker. game over. No, that's what would make me love him even more, dude. That's a real fan Yeah, our fans. Okay that that boosts your low. Our fans get rock hard around me. That's a-okay, dude in and around him Yeah, that's my favorite cuz then I know they're hardcore. We should make another movie, dude. We should make another movie. That would be fun.

Yeah, that would be sick, dude. We should do something that isn't just the podcast. I got something to send you guys. Please, please send us something, Dersie. It's all finished. I love it. Hey, feel free to hit the send button. I don't know what you're waiting on.

Jesus Christ. Hit that mother heaven send button. God damn. I've been waiting for months. It's all finished. It's been done. God damn, been waiting for months. This, this one's been done. Yeah. Feel free to hit send. Just waiting on something.

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Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. This Welch's is freaking, I'm partying on this. Yeah, how's the fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth sip there pals? It getting worse. I'm hyped dude. This is a name you can trust. I'm hyped. So okay, the sugar alone is going to send you into a tailspin.

How many of those can you drink without your teeth falling out? Fucking, kick cloud kicker. It comes in a pack of four. Well, you're not drinking all four. I think that is a, you have one and then you pivot. Right. Or you have one and the second one, you mix it with some more vodka and some club soda and you dilute it. That's what I would do. And if you're at home listening right now,

yes, Adam's very good at drinking. You have deadly meat. Here's what we're doing, this is the evening, here's where you're gonna be to do this. You gotta cut it, you need to cut it. What's your birth sign? Dude, I can't wait to drink again, I'm so excited. You're so close, Adam. You're so close.

It's so close. Are you role playing RPG style as like an alcoholic? Dude, what's crazy is it's going to be live on air on CNN. One of the first times I'm drunk again. Wow, dude. Wait a minute. I'm not going to be seasoned. I'm going to be lit as fuck.

I'm drunk right now. Are you doing the Anderson Cooper New Year's? From Bahamas, right? I'm doing the Anderson Cooper New Year's, but I'm doing it from the Bahamas and it's me and T-Pain. So I heard he's a good time. I heard T-Pain is a really good time. Yes He's a fun guy that will be a blast. Who did T-Pain just do a song with? No, no, no, it's not It's not it's not T-Pain. It's Lil Jon. Lil Jon. I'm so sorry. That's what I thought. I thought it was Lil Jon. I heard so sorry. That's what I saw. It's Lil Jon. I got it.

This was like, It's Lil Jon. Yeah! I heard he's an asshole. No, did you? No, I'm just kidding. I hear he's great. I met, I actually opened up for T-Pain once in Bonnaroo.

That's why I got him confused. I saw a clip, it resurfaced of like a Lil Jon and the East Side Boys. That's why you got him confused? Yeah. Lil Jon and the East Side Boys like concert, like at the height of like crunk. Dude, shit was really fricking poppin' back then. Oh, the crunk wave was insane.

Dude, music hasn't been good since like 2012. Yeah! The sweat drips off my balls is still. Oh, such a banger. Play me a little, little John, please, dude. It was just like people were like, it like a straight-up mosh pit, and it was like unironic It was just hype. It was crunk. That's all when would it have been ironic? I'm so sick of people liking shit ironically like Creed people being like oh Creed. It's hilarious like I

Yes, we're dead one that are like it's so funny that you like create I'm like, yes, no that song is try not to cry dude. It gets you so emotional. It's the fucking best It's the best It is very good. Okay. Well that one's pretty good That was pretty good With a sweat drop it is crazy Oh dude, that one's pretty good. This one's good, baby. With sweat dropped off my balls. It is crazy. Well, okay.

Kind of a slow burn. Well, we're not gonna get to it. It's a little slow roll. But you like it. Yeah, it is. This has Lil Jon on it, okay? Oh, sure. It's Usher with Lil Jon on it.

This is a whole other level. This is a different thing. This is a different thing. Okay, wait, who knew? This is a Lil Jon song. If you're not drunk ladies and gentlemen Well, what do you mean? Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots Screaming little John in the first 15 seconds. Yeah, you're like who knew? There's no way to not know when a song is a little John God he's the best he knows he's doing and how much fun is it gonna be for me haven't drank in a very long time

Love drink. Yeah, you guys know how much I love drink. Oh, you love it. It's a love affair. Yeah. It's a love affair. And I'm going to get back into the game by celebrating New Year's live on television. I will be tuned in. With Lil Jon. Why tune in? Come to the Bahamas. What are you guys doing?

Now we're talking. You can go to the Bahamas. Come to the Bahamas. Oh, I'd love me some Bahamas. I've only been once and now it's for Shark Week. Yeah, come back, baby. We can go to the Atlantis. Remember, we saw it from the boat. Oh, yeah the Michael Jordan suite

It's beautiful out there, and they have such a cool flag. I love the Bahama flag Is it like teal and gold stars or something? Yeah? Oh the Bahamas rock and Bahamian people are the fucking best dude Clay Thompson, I think is claims Bahamas. I think he's a bohemian right is that it's a bohemian Yeah, bohemian bohemian good people bohemian bohemian behemoth uh big people behemoth Wait clay Thompson claims the Bahamas Bahamas. Yeah, yeah I think he's I think his family's from the Bahamas all All right, cool. That's pretty freaking cool, right? Yeah, get him, Clay.

Yeah. Did his dad play in the NBA? Yeah, he was a Laker. What do you think of Clay for the Mavericks? I mean, it's cool, it's a rebrand. Of course I'm very sad, but that one game that they played a couple weeks ago where it was Warriors-Mavericks, that was cool, dude.

That was cinema. Yeah, when he came back, they put on berets. No, like was cinema. Yeah when he came back. Dude. They put on berets. No like captain hats. Yeah captain hats. Captain's hats that's what it was yeah. Yeah cause he was the captain. Cause he used to like drive his boat to the game.

I was about to go on a whole beret rant but I guess I'll just park it for the other podcast. Yessir. Yeah he's not from France he is a Bahamian. No no no no. That's right. Yeah Bahama mama. He's a behemoth. Which was a British isle. Is it? The Mavericks are my second favorite team. I fucking love them. And Luka Doncic is the shit dude. He's truly

incredible. Very good. I like that he seems like he shouldn't be good at all. Like he's so slow. Like people are just running all over around him and then he's still great at defense, he sneaks up on you. There's a few athletes like that in the NBA. Like Joker, he's pretty, he doesn't look like a specimen by any means. He's kinda been on fire, huh?

Yeah, he's great. He's amazing. Yeah. Oh yeah. Your boobs are huge. Evidently you don't have to be athletic to be an NBA player, crazy. I went to a Clippers game, one of my friends down here in Newport They gave me courtside seats, dude. So I went and I said on the regular on well

No, I just I mean this the second time this season going and I I mean I do for two sitting courtside, baby Yeah, doesn't get much better than that. And by the way, that's a special treat. Yeah. Feet on hardwood, that is a special treat. It's the best. It is. Yeah, there's no denying that. Yeah, there's no denying it. I'm not saying that I'm not, I don't want people to think I do it on the regular.

It's a special treat for me. Yeah. It's not, I'm not there constantly. Yeah. So we went last night, Clippers absolutely dominated the Trailblazers. They truly suck. The Trailblazers have lost their guy Yeah, right. He's on

Milwaukee now or what Dame Lillard yeah Dame Lillard sports talk and so they have zero people that you recognize They have Deandre Ayton which by the way, I bet Durs doesn't know Deandre Ayton Do you fuck it was on thes, does this ring a bell? What? Yeah, so you don't. So unless you're like a true hardened basketball fan, you don't really know their biggest star. So they're, I mean they are an absolute garbage team and we dominate them. It sucks, cause Portland rocks. Portland Trail Blazers is a cool ass team with cool history.

Remember when they were the jail blazers? Cause all their dudes would get busted for smoking weed. They were the coolest team ever, dude. Who was on their team when they were the jail blazers? Rashid Wallace. Oh, sure. Okay. Da- uh, was it Damon Stottelmeyer?

Uh... Damon. You said D- DeLayman. Damien Stottel? Damien startle Damien startle my Damon stop I can't remember I think it's Damon start a Meyer Maybe Damien may we are so dumb a few members of the team got busted for smoking weed Which is freaking sick back then now you're allowed to smoke weed. So are you not as cool? Yeah, I do believe the bald guys like hey smoke weed

Yeah, I do believe the bald guys like hey smoke weed Wear whatever you want to wear to express yourself. Is it a Mari? It's not a Mari start a maria I'm a bitch. No, he was on the Suns later. Yeah, Damon's daughter Damon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was freaking cool so Good game last night. Yeah, and it's I mean the game was fine We won by like 25 points so the game it was just us kind of dominating but Which was sick, but the bummer is is we're not feeling the stadium, dude I'm just not feeling the goddamn stadium It's because our you know, why still sitting like the excitement just isn't there and and we're

Acting like it's there because the new stadium and the stadium is sick but it just isn't and it fucking sucks. I told you dude! It fucking sucks. Blake told you. Yeah I saw that I saw that coming but you know it's all they need to do is get you know a winning record and people will show up. Is the load... Well we have a winning record record we currently do so... It's not coming? Yeah it's just a little depressing it's we have a winning record. We currently do. So... It's not coming? Yeah. It's a little depressing. It is a bummer.

But the stadium is absolutely unreal. The annoying thing is you're made to download the app in order to get your ticket, and then it just doesn't... They're just farming. Yeah, they're farming your data so they can have it, so they can market better.

Yeah. So Steve Ballmer could watch you go home and see what you do. Yeah. Did you use the bathroom? you go home and see what you do. Did you use the bathroom? Did you have to wait in a line? I actually I know that you did. You used it three times. What were you doing in there? The gyroscope said just satsapine. Whoever pees the most wins. Evidently there's like something like 2000 restrooms. There's like a crazy amount of restrooms, which is sick. You don't have to wait. You just go in, get to Tinklin.

This is important. Yeah, take a dumpsy. Yeah. But the app sucks. So you download your ticket. It doesn't go onto my phone. So Chloe had it on her phone. I didn't have it on my phone.

And then they're thrown into a tailspin when that happens. And I'm like, this happens a lot, right? And they're like, it does. And then I'm like, so what do we do? He then had to open up and the master app on his iPad the guy checking us in there's a long there's a line a mile long behind us and I'm like saying I'm so sorry and the people behind me are like it happened to me too he's gonna have to do it to me goodbye he has to do put in all this fucking information it was a fucking shit show getting us in there

Well, maybe we're moving too fast towards the future and we kind of need some stuff to get figured out before we really implement it Dude, I miss a classic ticket. Give me a ticket Yeah, it's a cart before the horse and don't you like keeping the tickets wasn't that fun? You know, well if you're a child, I think it's fun. Yeah, what's the thing? Yeah, well that's I'm saying is like if you have but if you're a child I think it's fun but yeah well that's I'm saying is like if you have but if you were at like a banger game come on or a concert or a concert yeah yeah I don't do either of that shit but they probably put it in there as some sort of the jpeg gif or something

science okay go off for sure now you've downloaded the cloud, whatever that is. Okay, I like what you're saying. Blake, Blake, you waiting any lines lately? Waiting any lines? This is the new luggage talk. It's just like a fucking bad line. Big lines, hold on. I feel like I did wait in line for something.

I'm making you hold on. That's a start? Hold on. How long was it? I did wait in line for something. I'm making a guy hold on that's a star Hold on how long was it? Oh hold on hold on. I know I was in a long line. I was in a line god damn What what was that? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes definitely cannot remember What the fuck I was in line for I mean my man doesn't wait in lines come on I for sure do yeah Yeah, there's no there's no Blake asking to get to a front of the line, which I appreciate about you.

Well, yeah, I'm way too much of a coward to flex that muscle. Yeah. Be like, hey, what's up? Yeah, but that's probably better. You know, it's a bad luck to cut a line and say, yo, let me in. Yes, and the biggest fear, of course, is you get to the bouncer,

the front of the line, and you say, like, hey, what's up? And they're like, what? I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. Recognize me. Right, hotel movie. I was in that hotel movie. You might recognize me from looking out of a window. Really iconic image.

I, like, cre Creed unironically. It's like, you know, I still got the hair, so you should kind of recognize me if you know who you, you know, if you know you know. And he's like, I don't, I don't know. I do not know. I don't know. If I don't know, you go.

I did one episode of Parks and Rec. You might recognize me from that episode of Entourage. Jeremy Piven yelled at me on set. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No? Oh yeah, the bitch. He yelled at me for not knowing my lines.

Burn! No, let's go, Blake. Let's go, pal. He like called you out by name, didn't he? It's coming back. Oh yeah, that's the worst. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's go, pal. He called you out by name, didn't he? It's coming back. Oh yeah, that's the worst. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's the worst.

I hate this story. Yeah, that was a rough one for me, man. Send him some low boost. I bet he'll come right back. He could, he might. Yeah, I wouldn't think, I don't do that that often. I feel like the only time I Would do cut in line and it hasn't happened in a long time

This is years ago, but would be if I'm going into a bar or somewhere and I standing in line I'm getting recognized and it's a scene And then I'm like get me into the bar where it'll be more of a scene, but at least I'll be drinking. Yeah, sure. I feel like that's the scenario where it works because there are, or in the past, happen times maybe we're outside a bar waiting to get in, people kind of start to gather and then the bouncer sees that and is like, okay, come in so that you don't get completely...

Yes. Now, now I'm standing there being like, I'm just standing here until there's a scene and there's no scene. There's no scene. There's no scene There's just like some guy going my little sister like perfect when she was a kid now She's 30 and you're like, oh Jesus Christ my star power is blinding. You're like, hey get this fucking guy off me. Can I get in there, please? Go I think if it's a if you roll up and it's a crazy long line, like I don't mind being a normal person

and standing in a line, but if it's crazy long, I'll definitely go to the front and be like, Hey, is this the line? Yeah. Snoop around. Yeah, I'll do, I'll do that. Yeah. That's definitely a move.

Do you know what I'm like? I'm like, so is this, so is this the line? And it wraps around with the ropes there, and it wraps around. Is that the line? Huh. You're like, what's up with all these books? Man.

What's up with this? Yeah, I'm trying to work in. I feel like we've done this bit before. I mean, if I wait in this line, I'm going to miss work the next day. Anyway. It feels like, sitting in this bit before. I mean, if I wait in this line, I'm gonna miss workaholic the next day. Anyway. Seeing this line feels like going to work. I'd be a real workaholic standing in this line.

Shoot, because that bitch was about to have my honey. It's game over, man. Hotel movie. That's the line, is it cake? Is this a line or is it cake? Or is it cake season two? Season two? Season two? Man, if I were a celebrity, all the people in this line

would be my entourage, that one episode. That one episode. Cause then I don't feel like such a schmuck by being like, hey, I can't actually stand in this line, it's gonna be too crazy. And they're like, oh yeah, you can't take some fucking solvents. You seem fine.

You seem fine. But if I just go, so is this the line? Or? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please? It's worth a shot. It's always worth a shot. Because come on, waiting in line sucks, eh?

And when people get mad at stuff like that, when people are like, I can't believe they would do that, they would as well. You know what I mean? Anybody would, anyone would. Everyone hates standing in line. Everybody would. Yeah, of course.

It's the worst. It's the worst. You're missing out on all the fun. I remember seeing Jason Bateman, it was like iPhone 2 or 3, and there was a line at The Grove or something, and I'm up in this line. This is pre-workaholics.

Ups, winning. I remember you love eating iPhones back in the day. Still do. You love iPhones. Still does. Do you like yours? It's fine, it's just a phone, but you love it. Yeah, so back then it was revolutionary.

So waiting in line and then Jason Bateman, somebody like came out and just grabbed him and he was like saying exactly what you're saying. He goes, I'm just going and I know you guys would all go too. So let's just, let's be cordial. He had some real slick, you know, he's always slick with it. Let's not tweet about this.

And he went right in before everybody. Let's not tweet about this, okay? Jason Bateman, he does rock. I've always liked him. Yeah, always funny. And gifted, talented guy. Really gifted. Ozarks.

I mean, I haven't really watched what's a... Yeah, his big note I think was make it blue. Oh. Yessir. He's like, the whole show should just have a blue tint to it. Yeah. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right right right right right right right a tint a tint and do they go to the Shady Gator in Ozarks Or do they touch upon any of those cool bars? I think it's a different name But yeah, there's the history no they only shot

The like overhead like this is the Ozarks the like drone shots of it in the Ozarks And then they shot the rest of it in Atlanta, But there is a bar there called Marty Bird's. Of course. Which is his name on the show. That's cool. You gotta lean into it. You have to. I bet they're a little bummed that it's gone because they loved it. They loved having the show.

Yep, it really did. I'm sure. I put them on the map for a second. Yeah. It's kind of like Rancho Cucamonga with us. We really have. Absolutely. Absolutely. 90210, Rancho Cucamonga, it's all the same. Exact same.

Yes, yes, yes. Exact same. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Which we got to get to a Quakes game. Come on. New York. What city was sex in the city? I believe it's Quebec.

Was that New York City? It was New York. And New York felt like a character to me. It was the fifth city Wow, dude, it was the fifth sex. Wow, dude person. Did you guys ever? Did you guys ever boss up on some sex in the city episode? I can't say Adam I'll let you lead the charge on bossing up on sex Yeah, I listen to the pot. I never saw it. Maybe I watched the pile. Yeah, I mean to me

They're a little too hoity-toity. I was there there were two highfalutin. Okay, you know Okay, okay, it was just a little to me You know Chloe watched it Chloe watched it and so I've seen a few episodes Hoity-toity Hoity-toity bit. Yeah, is she hoity-toity? Pull back! Chloe she can be sometimes. Yeah, she can be yeah She can be yeah, yeah Little bougie little hoity-toity and you say you stop it right now. You stop. Yeah, I want that down-home

Louisiana chick I buried. Buried? But it was just a little fancy for the sake of fancy and I didn't love it. I didn't love it. Highfalutin? Yeah. Well it's set in New York. I feel like that's part of New York is you're wheeling and dealing your little... Hey that's part of your New York not mine okay pal?

Yeah we're downtown city boys. Jersey boys. I like pizza, okay. Oh, I'm walking right here. We're Frankie Valley Jersey boys. Different, different state, different state. Like what? What is that?

We're talking about New York and this is New York. I know, but they're right by each other. Jersey boys. They're right by each other. They're by definition not what we're talking about. No, but they're kind of the same. Jersey people are New York, but they're more like Jersey. Oh, man.

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It's for the voters to decide. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen. Where did we have the show in New York? It was in the area of New York I've never been before. Was, were we on- The Beacon Theater, right in the middle of the city. No, not that one. No, no, no, no, not that one. The other one's I'm a long island long

Island never been there before it's cute. Yeah, it's cute. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Blake I didn't know that there were like cute parts of New York like that. It's a giant state There's a lot of places that aren't Manhattan. Yeah. Yeah. Also Long Island is giant. Long Island has quite a diverse socioeconomic spectrum. I didn't know. I had never ventured out that way. Every time I ever have been to New York is usually business trips.

So of course we're like staying in like the city, Manhattan and all that. Or right to the Bronx for you, huh? A, B, X. You know, but like going and seeing like other parts of New York, it really blows me away because it's such a different experience. That's cool.

Like remember we're in Long Island. Everybody's like hyped on like hockey and shit. It was like, Whoa, I've never seen this side of New York. It's pretty cool. It's very, very white. Yeah. And that club we were at in Long Island, I, and I'm, I, producers look up where in Long Island. The Paramount, yeah.

The Paramount. They got it, the Paramount in Huntington. Dude, that place rocked. That was such a cool club. Yes, remember the Speakeasy or whatever the fuck that was. Sick, sick theater. That was awesome. Decent size, if I remember, like 2000 people or something.

And yeah, the sick layout. Cool layout. With like an upper deck wrap around horseshoe situation. Wrap around balcony. It felt like everybody was kind of right on top of you. Friendship. Or was that just the Long Island folks? What did we talk about? Oh, that was the best one where we talked about the Long Island ice tea. Yeah, and why it is. And we're like, what's in it? And one guy just starts saying stuff and people are like, no, but then like nobody could get it right. Yeah.

The live shows were insane. Yeah. We're getting to be the point where we're far enough out from it where I get these memories. I'm like, Jesus shit was just fucking weird. What a fun trip that was. It truly was. I mean, I think I was depressed and morbidly fat.

That's true. Yeah, I was I was viciously fat. I mean, I mean, I met with my I think I told you guys I met with my doctor the other day, a couple weeks ago. And he was like, Well, you're no longer morbidly obese. And I'm like, Oh, sir, I don't like it. This is great. That's great news. And he's like, you're but I'm still close. I'm still close to obesity your boobs are huge right now right now which I don't think I'm I don't think possible yeah that's a bowl for my height I'm over and just the BMI because

because I'm a stick little boy you know I'm a thick I'm a dense dude it is muscle it's your ass but it's not muscle I mean are you doing body. But it's not muscle? I mean, are you doing body fat? It is muscle. Like what's happening? But it's, they just do the BMI, the body mass index. It's that dunker. Great ass! Yeah. Tell him to get out the calipers and do some pinching and he'll find out very quickly you are not obese.

Let's do the BMI right now. Let's see how close I am. You can do it? Yeah, you could just do it. And by the way, Adam, if he gets out the calipers and starts pinching and gets a boner, deal breaker. That's it. No doctor.

Or I give him a raise. Great ass! If you caliper Adam's ass, you're gonna get a bone. Okay, so I'm 27.1 my body mass index. I'm five foot eight, I'm 178 pounds. My BMI is 27.1, overweight is 25 to 29.9. Is this RFK?

Is this RFK scale? Wait, 27, is that like your percentage of body fat? Is that what BMI is, is percentage of body fat? No, body mass index is a measure of body fat based on height and weight that applies to, yeah. But it doesn't compute how freaking jacked I am, dude. Muscular. I thought it does. See ya. But I mean, it can't because it talks about how much is this. So wait,

so that's not a percentage of your fat. What it says is a measurement of body fat based on height and weight that applies to adult men and women, but it can't it can't be accurate because it doesn't know how, like I could just be five foot eight, 178 pounds, and not have any muscle on me. And then of course I would be overweight. You know what I'm saying?

How do they measure it? Calipers. Dude, I don't, I just put it in, I don't know, just look up BMI and you can put it in. Don't care! I didn't create this thing. BMI. Adam, I'm gonna let you have these emotions. I'm not gonna press anymore. Are you using a dad technique on my boy? Yeah, I just I look at you and I don't see 27% body fat if that's what that is. Yes, and I also don't think that as well.

But that's what it is. And you guys could do it too. Just look at your BMIs. Blake, do you see how I took the energy and I changed it and he came back at me a different man? I did, I did. That was a really, that was a dab. That was good, because you were getting kind of aggro

there for a second. I was like, why is he yelling at me about this? Well, I was just asking questions, and it's OK to get defensive. Shut the fuck up. It's OK to feel cornered. Hey, you know what, Adam? Sometimes I feel cornered.

I don't like it. It's frustrating. Do your BMIs, please. Please. Shut the fuck up. How do we do it? www.bmi.com. Just look up BMI.

You know how to work the internet. Just Google BMI. BMI. BMI. But I what I have to know my height and my current weight. That's hard. All right. Okay, Blake I guess life is hard for you. So I Don't know how much I currently weigh you don't have a ballpark of what you weigh because I didn't weigh myself You don't have a ballpark of what you weigh. Because I didn't weigh myself for the last handful of days, but I have a good guess as to what I weigh. I hardly ever weigh myself. 23.5.

You're at 23.5. Okay, so you are normal weight. Mine is saying 24.4 if the stuff I put in is correct. Jesus. So you're almost overweight. You're almost overweight. That's disgusting. Right. And I'm very overweight.

I'm very, and it's because I'm shorter and I'm heavier. That is the issue. And that freaking donk-a-donk, dude, I'm telling you, that's sending you into a different stratosphere. You're taller horizontally. That is true. You poke out in the back.

And I don't think they take that into consideration. Also those hips you got, do not lie. They should ask a few questions. Like, do you got a dunker? Great ass! They also, if you were like a bodybuilder, you would, it would be the same thing. You know what I mean?

Cause you would, cause you would weigh so much. And what do you, what do you even do with this information? So then that's supposed to, like, you're supposed to write yourself. I don't understand. Well, yeah. You hate yourself. What are we, we're just picking ourselves apart.

Then you starve, you do what I've been doing the last six to eight months. You starve yourself. And you stay away from the welches. And you try not to eat all day long. And you starve yourself. And then. That's not fun.

And then you get a jawline again. But isn't the best thing in life eating good food? and you starve yourself and then uh... That's not fun. And then you get a jawline. But isn't the best thing in life eating good food? Like there's not much better than having a really delicious... Like I had some fish tacos today that were fucking grand. I loved them. Huh. Do you think the best thing in life is eating food?

A good meal with good friends is top tier. Talk to me about fish tacos for a second. Are these breaded or these grilled? It's senior fish and Eagle Rock. Fantastic fish tacos off the Richter scale. You guys know I'm not like necessarily a seafood guy. These fish tacos are so fucking good, dude. They're unreal. I have a senior fish six blocks from my home.

Are you telling me I should go there and get those and I will be satiated? If it is indeed the same senior fish that is, you know, in Eagle Rock, then yeah. This place is- You're saying I'll be satiated. You'll be satiated as fuck, dude. They're just gonna satiate the fuck out of you.

Cause I go there, but I just get nachos and steak tacos. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bro, it's called senior fish. You gotta get the headliner. Can I go there, but I just get nachos and steak tacos. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro. It's called senior fish. You got to get the headliner. Can I have a hot take real quick? Absolutely. I'm with you, Adam.

I'm with you. Hot take? I don't fucking care about this conversation. What? I'm pissed now. Welcome to our world. Why? Because you don't like fish tacos?

No, yes. The hot take is I don't give a shit about fish tacos. I'm with you on that. That's bullshit. Fucking thing sucks! People love fish tacos. I'm like, oh, fish tacos. Every time people are like, oh, you gotta get the fish tacos here. And then I do. I pretend to like it more than I actually like it.

That's why I had to ask. Adam, come to Senior Fish with me in Eagle Rock. It will change. Okay, here's another really good fish taco in Los Angeles. Do you remember they have a comedy show. It's called like Best Fish Taco in Ensenada or whatever. Have you? I've performed there. Yeah. Have you had their fish tacos?

I know you feel cornered right now. You're yelling, but... No, no, no. I don't like fish tacos. Their fish tacos are incredible. They're really good. I bet they are for people that like fish tacos. No, because I don't even like, I'm not like a fish taco guy. I'm not like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a

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A marinated chicken taco. No, guys, it's a different vibe. Have you heard this commercial that drives me crazy? It's on the radio in LA, and it goes, it's a family, and they're trying to lean into Latino culture, which is cool. But they go, it's a family that is speaking just how we speak. And they're going, oh yeah, no, I think the best taco in Los Angeles has to be in Boyle

Heights. No, no, no, dad, you're wrong. The best taco in Los Angeles is downtown. No, you guys are both wrong. I'm serious, the best taco in all of Los Angeles. Have you heard that commercial? It's insane, dude. They don't have an accent on any other word

except for the word taco. And I'm like, how did this get past the editing? I bet it's a note from the editors. Like really like- The producers are like, we have to hit home. Yeah. And what is it a commercial for? Like- Tacos. But what place? Or what? It might even be like an insurance commercial. I mean, honestly, the commercial, I don't remember what the commercial is for.

I think it is something not at all about tacos. Yeah, they're like, dad, where are we gonna get tacos? Look out! Corn, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, turn! Turn, turn, turn, right at the tacos. Now I remember the sign. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were so close to the tacos.

Next time, I'm going to, I bet Chloe would remember because she laughs hysterically every time because we drive all the time in the Going back and forth to LA from Orange County. Yeah, and I mean it's it's incredible. It's an incredible commercial I like that you guys rock with the radio. Oh hell. Yeah, I love it. What station we listen into Oh, I got mine real easy big boy is big bills big boys still doing it Chloe likes the radio and and I forget the name. Whenever we listen, she's like, I just want my current pop. I'm like, I don't know.

I don't know what to do there. OK, let's go. We just play the radio. Is Kiss FM a thing? It might be. It was when I was a kid, but that was something else in the Bay Area. That was hip hop and R&B from back in the day.

Yeah, no, I'm not talking about when you were a child 40 years ago. Yeah. Yeah, that was Kiss FM 98.1 Kiss. Yeah. Adam is Jack FM still in the mix or what? Oh, yeah. Jack? Is it? Oh, Jack. I'll still throw Jack on every once in a while. The bone. Jack FM was a game changer. Yeah, loved me some Jack. Well, I'm glad you guys asked what I, I listen to K-Surf, K-Surf, which is oldies. It really puts you in a good mood.

I love oldies. Blake, I feel like you could start a radio station now. I would love to. Like now you could start one. I would love to. I ask Isaac constantly and he constantly shuts me down. Hmm, you're asking the wrong person? Oh, but dude Isaac is So dumb you can't you cannot our manager should not you should not rely on him to manage your career. Okay

You should know It's my Achilles heel. Yeah You should not it's it's up to that up to you. Here's what I will say. He will defend you about fish tacos, but. He'll get it. If you want someone to have your back about fish tacos, it'll be Isaac, but to have him manage your career, you will have to drive that car, okay?

Don't let him take the wheel. Perfect. I know, I'm so upset because I see that some people get like radio shows. Now people do like radio shows on like Apple music or like they'll have like Spotify serious XM Yeah, yeah, and it's like that would be really fun to do I did do serious XM back in the day so easy You could I think the thing is is uh

You wouldn't make any money You turned down your True that is not true. That is not true. Actually, him saying that reminds me of when you did do that. I didn't do that. On Jack FM, they did not want to give me a radio show.

They said I had to play like, now, like Red Hot Chili Peppers, like new album. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but they were asking me to not play my music. It's a weird thing to bring up, to that there's anything wrong with that, but they were asking me to not play my music. It's a weird thing to bring up to say there's nothing wrong with it, but go ahead. It's just not what I wanted to specifically play. I wanted to play my music.

You need to blend both yours and new music. I didn't want to play new fucking music. Yeah, but you gotta remember, that's like all the radio disc jockeys. That's every, you had to play the new. Well, because don't you wanna break a new- You don't, not on Apple Music. Don't you wanna break a new band?

Yeah, sure, yeah. I love playing new music, but- That's literally the opposite of what you just said. No, this was like, no, this was like, yo- Hey, how about you go to Boyle Heights and eat some delicious tacos? Thank you, thank you. No, and I'm not firing on any artists right now,

but it's like, you know, I don't really like. Chili Peppers? Yeah, or like Paramore, like they're fine bands. Paramore Rocks? I didn't wanna like play that stuff. I wanna play something else. Paramore Rocks. Paramore.

Paramore Rocks, that wasn't the station I wanted to have. I wanted, you know, I wanna play old school Lil' Johan in the Eastside Boys, so that's more my speed. How long has Paramore been around, or am I thinking of another band? Long time. Long time, no. Long time. A long time, right? Yeah.

Yeah, okay. She's like, she's like our age. You know Jack, you know Jack FM. I loved her back in the day. Oof. Yeah! What is the lead singer of Paramore's name her name is Shirley no, that's garbage right Haley Haley Williams Haley beautiful Haley. She's great. She's a rocker

She's a true rocker. She's the best 2004 20 20 years ago. I'm looking her up now. She's a rocker Yeah, far in the window. She was my Avril Lavigne I remember how you'd everyone just loved Avril Lavigne and then you go back and look at photos of Avril Lavigne. You're like She she wasn't the the the sexiest thing of all time. Oh Right. Yeah, but she liked skater boys. So you had you had a chance with her She liked like alt boys that was like her appeal, but then she skater boys so you had a chance with her. She liked like alt boys. That was like her appeal. But then she got replaced though too.

By who? By Hayley Williams because she was more talented. Oh yeah. No, no, no. There's some, no. Who were we just talking about? What's her name? Paramore?

Skater boy, skater boy. Avril Lavigne. Didn't you guys ever hear the thing where like someone, she died and someone replaced her? Like a doppelganger? What? She has like a clone thing? That's a whole conspiracy that like she got replaced. Whoa.

Yeah, but she was not famous enough for that. Of course she was. Yeah, why would they replace her? Why, but why? I'm with you live on SNL. I feel like we've covered this. Wait, oh. This is like when people,

some conspiracy theories don't make sense. Like here's like the biggest one. Just some. Just some. The biggest one, like flat earth. Like who, what benefit is it for like scientists to like trick us into the earth being round? Like why, what's the conspiracy?

To control you, to control you. But who gives, like who would give a fuck if it was flat, if it was? I guess you're not an alpha, you're not an alpha if you don't just figure your own shit out, man. Like what? Hey, go online and do your own research and you'll see. It's science.

That's always my favorite. Go online, do your own research. I'm like, but you're not doing your own research. You're just reading other people's research. Yeah, you're not not you're not that. So apparently this is on the Wikipedia Avril Lavigne replacement conspiracy theory so I'm online I'm doing my own research. The actual internet? The actual internet. Wikipedia. It says a conspiracy theory that originated in 2011 states that Canadian singer Avril Lavigne

died in 2003. Is it real? Which is a way no one says 2003, shortly after the release of her debut album, Let Go, in 2002, banger of an album, and was replaced by a body double named Melissa Bandela. Whoa, they even have a name? And evidence used to support the theory includes changes to Levine's appearance between 03 and the present, supposed subliminal messaging in her follow-up album Under My Skin and a photo shoot in which Levine has the name Melissa written on her hand.

Wow, dude! The theory is the subject of the BBC Sounds podcast who replaced Avril Lavigne. I mean, dude, I wasn't really on board until you said that there was a photo shoot where she had Melissa written on her hand, and then I'm like, well, okay, then what the fuck? You explain it. You know, we should maybe start to have

a little subliminal messaging in our podcast about how we've all been replaced. And Kyle eats babies. Well, that's true. And it doesn't, you don't have to be subliminal about that. Any take backs, apologies, any epic slams? Wow, this one frickin' buzzed by. Buzz balls, cause you're sippin' on that Welch.

Yeah, you're on that Welch. I'll tell you what, I won't take back the two cans of Welch's that I had. These are just hitting me just right now. Wait, you had two? You had two? Oh, one and a half, one and a half, yeah. Okay. It's slowing down.

You said two, but okay. No, you said two, fucking mark. Well, I want the fans to think I'm a big party animal. Wee-oo! This is just more of an announcement that I'll keep you guys posted on Load Boost. Okay, please, dude. Please, what does up?

We'll see what happens. We'll see if I wake up to a bunch of snail trails. I don't know, I boost. Okay. Please, dude. Please, what does up? We'll see what happens. We'll see if I wake up to a bunch of snail trails. I don't know. I don't know. It's science. It just makes it. That'll be exciting. I did actually on the Reddit I read,

the guy mentioned that he had a lot more precom. It was like a lot of precom. Right. Wait, so you read the load boost Reddit? He sent it to us. Yeah, you didn't read that paragraph? It's hella funny. I read it as fast as I could, but.

No, I know. I know exactly. Every time Blake sends me anything, I read it immediately. Brother, appreciate it. I read it immediately, dude. And I watch all your videos. I do like the idea of I rob a bank, and then they just follow the trail of pre-cum everywhere.

Well, he said right out the gate, I got to tell you the one thing I noticed is a lot more pre-cum. It was like, okay, go off. Okay. Wow. The one thing you kind of don't want, like the annoying part about, uh, ejaculation is the pre-cum is a nuisance. It's a nuisance.

Um, and then maybe that's the title. Pre-Come is a nuisance. It's a nuisance. And maybe that's the title. Shagadenic. Sometimes we get a buzzer beater title and we just, we just got it. I'm like, we didn't talk about coming. What's the title gonna be for the damn episode?

Pre-Come is a nuisance. No take backs. I still feel the same about the fish tacos. Look, I wish I liked them more. I think I need to eat more grilled, seasoned fish tacos as opposed to the breaded ones where you're just eating that mayonnaise-based salsa where you're like, whoa, that's intense.

That's right. That is right. And also, pizza is not that good. It boils through, hang on, that's insane. It boils through the tortilla, right? So then it's souping through. Not these ones. That's why they do two tortillas at the good places.

I know, but then you can't watch your body. That's why you're at 24% BMI, buddy. I would love to take you two out for tacos, okay? Yeah, I'm around, I'm available. Hey, and when I eat tacos, I'm gonna have a chicken taco and a carne asada taco. Well, you gotta have the battered fish. When I'm allowed to have carne asada.

That's great, and pizza's good. Um, was this? Pizza's fine. Hey, well, that's the damn truth. You never had it so good. We've covered this, we've covered this, and this is the end of the podcast, we're not gonna get into it again.

But pizza, to me, it's not my... And by the way, I like pizza. This could be the title. Yeah. I like pizza. This could be the title too. Just fine. If we're going off to pizza, I'll have pizza. I'll have pizza.

I'm just saying. You're turning into Donald Trump. I'll have pizza. It's fine. It's okay. There's good pizzas on both sides. Pizza. I'm just saying I'm more of a cheeseburger man, and I know that that is a hot a hot take

I'm right there with you I'm a more I'm more than a I'm more a cheeseburger man than a pizza pal Bits of pizza say but when you say pizza is not good. You're tripping you're pissing me off I'm never excited when someone's like we're gonna go get pizza And I'm already going with and I'm like, okay, I guess we're having pizza tonight. I'm never like fuck yeah, it's pizza You've never had it so good. Thank you. I have That's a Zio's pizza theme song from Omaha apparently you've never had it so good I have I have Okay, I know it's a hot take. It's a hot take.

We love hot, hot and ready. I do like some pizza. Like I think pizza hut's great. All right. Any take backs? Apologies. Now you're naming bad pizza. That was not any take back. And now that was another episode. Yeah, any takes on. Nope, none. This is important. I like Domino's. I like Pizza Hut.

I like Godfather's pizza. Little Caesar's is pretty good. I gotta skip ahead. Shout out to Giordonno's. G! Goddamn, I'm gonna be so drunk, dude. Yeah, you are. I gotta skip ahead. Shout out to Giordonos. Yee! God damn, I'm gonna be so drunk, dude. Yeah, you are. Just slurring my words.

What's up, Anderson? He gets hella drunk. Dude, if you come back from every interstitial with what's up, Anderson. What's up, Anderson? Every time. No, I know I'm gonna come back from every interstitial and go, my guy.

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