This Is Important - Ep 23: Dumb Adventures In Bad Fake IDs

Episode Date: January 26, 2021

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Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's obviously most crucially important. Today on This Is Important, everything else is gorgeous, but Adam Scott's beard looks like dog shit. If you drink it through your ass, it's all G. Look, I demand Madam Divine. Like when a breeze flows on a puppy's hair, it looks like a field of wheat. And here we go. Oh man, it's good to see you guys. Yeah, baby. Well, should we talk about the big news of the week? I might, I don't know. Do you guys know what happened? What? It's coming in hot. Yeah, a lot of people are thinking, are they going to tackle these hot button issues? And yeah, we are. Guess what? Hot, hot, hot, hot. We got merch. That's right. We got merch. We got merch. It did kind of get buried by other headlines. Yeah, a lot of people are talking about like

storming capitals or other riot events. Insighting violence. I feel like people kind of blew over the fact that we got merch. Yes, we have it. Right. And here at This Is Important, this is important. That is what's important. And let's talk about the merch. I would love to. Let's talk about it. It's so good. We got a hoodie. A hoodie. It's so comfortable. It's the most comfortable. It's soft on the inside. I love how soft it is. Yes. Because I like to wear my hoodies without a shirt. Right. I do too. Underneath just because I like to feel how I like my nipples really cozy. Me too. I don't wash them for a while as long as I can go without washing them. So that inside layer is nice and soft and the nips just hit just right because it's getting cold down here.

It does change when you wash it. That's it. But not ours. I guarantee it. Hey. And that's allegedly that's a guarantee. That's a guaranty. Guaranty. Oh, allegedly it's a guaranty. Guaranty. Medium or large for your body type? I'm a medium only because my midsection could fit into a large. Let's say I'm a beefy boy. You know, I'm built like a little like a miniature truck. Like you take a regular sized truck and you just squeeze it down. And but it's kind of the same proportions, just tinier. You're like an Azuzu trooper. Yeah, I'm like almost exactly like an Azuzu trooper. I feel like I'd be like one of those Isis trucks, like the Toyota ones. A Zamboni? No, like an Isis truck. What do you mean an Isis truck? Yeah, they all rock a Toyota.

They all rock on those Toyotas. Isis the terrorist? Isis the terrorist group? Yeah, ketchup. I think I know what you're talking about. They all rock Toyotas with the turrets on the back. Ketchup. Yeah, ketchup to what I'm saying. Oh, I thought you were talking about a condiment. And Blake, what are you rocking with your fit model body? What size do you do? Yeah. Well, you know, as we've established I'm from the Bay, I like everything a little bigger. Let's go large. Almost 40 years old. Oh, that's the drop. Well, see, I feel like you could fit in a large. You could fit in large because you're IT Rex arms. I got little, like these arms, there's not a lot of length there. So if I go, then I'm a child and I'm not trying to look like I'm trying to look

like a man. Right. That a boy. I am a man. Okay. All right. All right, buddy. Thank you. You are. Hey, I am. Okay. Okay. Seems like you're saying I'm not. No, no. Not at all. Hey, Kyle, I'm almost 40, dude. I know. Our sweatshirt's the only thing on the site. What is the site? Where do I even go to get these? I got it sent to me from the source. I didn't have to purchase mine. Thank goodness, because I'm part of the team. It's this is important.merccentral.com playboy. This is important.merccentral.com. That's right. That's what you said.com for a second. Nice. Honestly, people can just follow at pod important on Instagram and get all the information there because I know you're not getting it here, baby. It's the best. There's a cool dad hat, you know.

They are the best. The dad hat is what I'm all about. Why do we call them the dad hat? Is it just because, I mean, because dads when we were kids wore hats like that, but I also wore hats like that when I was a child. I don't know any dad that wore hat like that. Yeah, I don't know why we call them the dad hat. Why are they dad hats? Wouldn't a dad hat be like a fedora? That feels more like a dad hat. I don't know. Well, I mean, your dad's got style. Specifically, that'd be a your dad hat. Well, no, but how many children and teenagers were rocking fedoras? It was like, you're either, maybe it was a grandpa. I feel like our generation was the generation we didn't, because we were, I mean, let's admit how cool as shit we were, but we weren't, but it was urgent.

There's a reason that in workaholics, we made the joke of one fedora per crew, because you would go out, you'd be like one of those fancy Hollywood nightclubs that every once in a while, we would spend too much money and go to and, and Derz would be like, let's go out tonight and then it'd be us. We're good jeans. It'd be us like lining our pockets with with booze or a hept up and slipping them into our drinks. For sure, people are like, these guys keep reaching their pockets, the roofing everyone, the dirty looking guys and the midget with the afro. Who was that? You guys are the dirty guys. I'm the midget with the afro. Oh, I was like, what? Yeah. Oh, okay. Gosh, you have so many similes for what your body is. And Derz look like he belonged

there. So they're like, he seems cool. I don't know why they brought him. Yeah. He's the way in. So you think a fedora is a dad hat and a dad hat is not a dad hat. I'm going to take that back. Fedora is a grandpa hat. That makes sense to me. That's right. Generationally. Yes. That is like specifically like a Cuban grandfather. I think my grandpa wore dad hats more when I was growing up because my dad was like wearing trucker hats. So it's a grandpa hat. I kind of feel like my dad wore trucker hats. My dad wore like John Deere hats. And yeah, I feel like that's what our dads wore, trucker hats. So why do they call these fucking dad hats? My dad wore a stash cap. Is that what it looks like? Like a poor boy cap? Oh, it was a paper. Like a Newsy? He's a paper boy. Like a Newsy's?

Yeah. In the winter, he wore that. That's fucking tight. That's fucking cool, dude. That's really cool. Phil's got some style. That's not like a Kangol, right? That's not like the backwards Kangol look. Essentially, it's kind of Kangoli, but it doesn't have the shape. It's not firm like a Kangol. It's got like a... And it normally has like a print, right? Doesn't it have like a plaid or something or no? They're like grayish. I want to say that his was just Harris Tweed. Yeah, Tweed. I'm thinking Tweed, yes. I love the movie Newsy's as a child. I was like, hey, I got to go on strike. I got to sing with my boys and go on strike, start some stuff on fire, ride a horse. Is that Christian Bale? Yeah. Yeah, Bale's in there. Christian Bale fucking crushes it,

pair of new shoes with satin laces. Hey, don't make us pay for that. Hey, no, it's only if you do 15 seconds of it. Can you do... I kind of just don't want to hear... Adam, we're going to have to pay for that. Adam, don't make us listen to that. Yeah. Nothing can make it better. Oh, dude. The labyrinth drop, the E40 drop, my man. Sorry, man. We're going for it. Is Swing Kids a different movie than Newsy's? Yes. I don't know what Swing Kids is. So yeah. Swing Kids was like... That's about Nazi Germany. Newsy's is about New York, right?

Which one of those movies has the third act like fucking sad moment where the dude slits his wrist with records? With records. That's Swing Kids. That's Swing Kids, right? Yeah. Swing Kids was heavy. Yeah, that shit was too much for me. Well, yeah. Newsy's was way before records. Oh my god. Yeah, there was no records, I wouldn't think. No, there's for sure records in Newsy's. Records come out. What year are Newsy's? That's a great question. It was like 1910 or some shit. Yeah, that's a little bit before. They still had them, but they were a luxury. I have like a 1935 jukebox out there. Oh, nice. Oh, fancy. Rich guy. And that had like hard plastic records. They weren't even vinyl yet. Is this a Whirlitzer? What are we talking here? I think it is a Whirlitzer.

I believe it is. Yeah, I got it from my grandpa. It doesn't work, but I have all the records. It doesn't matter. They're so fucking tight. They just look fucking dope. 1899, guys. Newsy's, 1899. So I stand by what I said, pre-records. No, I think there's records already. Well, I think they were like new tech at that point. I think they were new tech. Hot new tech. Isn't that crazy? That's crazy to me. The old is new. Yeah. Ders, you know what I did with this fucking jukebox? What, Kyle? I changed all the lights so the lights are on, and then I hooked up my Sonos, so now I can control the jukebox with the actual speaker from my iPhone. Wait, so where's the sound coming from? The sound is coming from what's called a Sonos bridge

that then takes my Wi-Fi signal and I take it to a cable and I plug that into the actual speaker of the Whirlitzer, and it comes out of that. But the music is coming from the Whirlitzer. The music is coming through the Whirlitzer's speaker from my Sonos. Wow. Got it. So the fucking thing sucks. So it's not operational, but the music's coming through it. Yes. I'm using like the amp and the tubes of 1935 to play my Spotify. And why? Because you like the sound of like kind of shitty bad speakers? Or what's the deal? What's the purpose there? Well, yeah, it's definitely not great. It's got like this like cool warmth to it. Just to be like, ooh, we're old-timey. Yeah, and I really dig like mixing techs like that. I think that's fucking cool. Like

a good tech mix. And is it the old little records? It actually, it plays 78s and they're like these plastic ones that are like, they're very hard. They're not even vinyl because it was pre-vinyl, which is kind of dope. But I haven't got the mechanics to work. I've only got the new tech to bridge with the old tech. Whirlitzer holler at my guy. Oh, why haven't you had this for years? What's up? Haven't you had this for years? Or is this a new thing? I thought you had this for like years and years at this point. I've had it for years, but my dad and I just a year ago like did the hybrid. Decided to get it to work. Get your peckers out. Get them hard. Yeah, we got our peckers hard. Speaking of jukeboxes, like you remember, I don't know who was there. Two of

you guys there were there. Maybe Kyle wasn't, but we got pretty drunk one night in Los Feliz and went to a bar and put on like an hour's worth of drink or was it our Cali? No, it was, it was Drake. Unlike those new school like touch pad. Yeah. And we got twisted and we invited somebody to the Six Flags. It was the bartender. It was the lady bartender. And then she went and we didn't go. Right? What? Wait, I don't remember this part. I think she's like, I'm at the Batman ride. Yes. I'm still sleeping. We were super hammer telling her like, yo, like she just moved to town. Oh, we're so bad. We were drunk. We were making promises. I don't remember this at all. So this is this is specifically on you guys. I remember the Drake commandeering of the jukebox, but I do

not remember the Six Flags. Not a bad commandeering. I mean, yeah, this was like Drake's first album, like first or second. You can think which one had you could take me now. Oh yeah, I was so far gone for sure. Was that the one where they had all like the big breasted women's that were in like the low cut tops and they were playing basketball. What track was that? Was that you the fucking best? Yes, she's the fucking best. Yes, she's the fucking best. I remember someone showed me that video and I'm like, this guy's a star. Yeah. Look at all these big breasts. I was like, look all these giant breasted women. This guy's a star. He's a star. He knows what people like. I'll make you horny, baby. I mean, they know in Canada. I mean, we've been to the Cactus Club.

They know how to run a restaurant and have some low cut tops out there. Don't get it twisted. Do we want to inform everyone from the States about what that place is? The Cactus Club? Nah. Yeah, that's all right. No shout out. If you know, you know. If you know, you know. Yeah, shout out to all our northern listeners, Canada. You guys rock. I miss you guys. I want to get back to the coup. Can't wait to get to the coup. Is it only in Coupe or is it also in Toronto and Montreal? I don't know. No, I don't remember seeing it in Toronto, but Ottawa. Cactus Club is basically, what would you consider? It's kind of a fucking Applebee's. It's not that cool at all. It's like a Houston's. Maybe a Houston. You guys are tripping. You are remembering it very

improperly. Remember how whatever the food was and there's a million of them and it wasn't that cool? No, no, no, no. You remember it how you watch television shows? You're like, this is bad, but I like it. How do you remember it, Blake? First, give us your recounting of the Cactus Club. No, Cactus Club, like the vibe is like Yard House meets Hooters. Yes, Yard House. That's what I was trying to think of. Yard House. Hooters stretches a little far. It's not really that. It had more of a bar set up and more of a club vibe, right? Didn't it? Yeah, yeah. No, like everybody working there is wearing all black. It's sleek. It's like sophisticated Yard House is a good way to go. Are we trying to start up a move over to Canes?

We've got a new franchise in our midst. Cactus Club. We might have to. We're pretty sophisticated. Can you combine franchises like, you know, Riff Raff's Tattoos, like Taco Bell Pizza Hut? A Canes Cactus Club? Yeah. Like, can you take combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell? Thank you. Yes, dude. I would. I'd go to a Canes Cactus Club. Yeah, I'd fuck one of them. That would be tight. I'm trying to think of what would be the stickiest restaurant collab. Yeah, for real. Now we're talking. If it's really just Panda Express. I was about to say Orange Slaver Chicken and any other restaurant. I'm down. Yeah, if it's just Orange Slaver Chicken and

a goon with a spoon. Chipotle steak. Bro, I ate Chipotle two days ago, man, and it was delicious. I love Chipotle, dude. I love Chipotle. Chipotle. Do you know what I did? I mean, if Chipotle's listening, hook a brother up again. You know, I think he did a few years ago that I completely, I've lost it. I don't know what happened to it. They gave me a fucking card that said like free Chipotle for life as much Chipotle as I can for life for a year. It's not diarrhea. No, I got one that said that it was forever. Wow. A forever card. And it's the bomb. It's the best. I love Chipotle. Yes. It's not diarrhea. Why do you keep doing that?

I could get Chipotle every day. And then once a year, I could get 100 party for 100 people Chipotle. And I used it all the time. And then now the cost of diarrhea. It's not diarrhea. It's not diarrhea. Yeah. Chipotle fucking rocks. Blake just has the button. He has too much control. He's got too much power. He's drunk on his power. But he did it three times. And I love Chipotle. He's drunk on his power. He's drunk on his power. Do you mind if I talk to you about diarrhea? Oh, man, do you have a whole fucking 10 devoted to diarrhea? I lost it. That's right. And but the thing is, is I always felt like an asshole pulling it out because Chipotle is not that expensive. Right. And usually like the guy that's working the counter is of the right age

and knows who I am. And it's like, oh, shit, what's up, Adam? How's it going? And I'm like, oh, hell yeah. And they're like, oh, it's going to be 897. And I'm like, oh, I've got this card. It should be free. And it says I get a drink and some chips as well. And they're like, oh, but also it would be like because I had one of those Chipotle free for a year, two card shoutouts. I didn't get one of these ever. We're famous. Is that what it is? Yeah. I made you famous. When you pulled it out, they would have to call it. It would be like a production. It wouldn't be like they just swiped it. They had to call over the manager. They never knew. They had to ask for the ID. Never knew. It was frustrating. The only place that they knew where it was was

the Chipotle on Sunset Boulevard because I think they gave away enough to actors that enough actors would go in there and they were like, OK, we know what this is. We've got another broke actor. Yeah. Every other Chipotle, it was like a fucking event. I stopped using it because people would be like, what is this? Who are you? Why did you get this? And I'm like, fuck, OK, I'm on work. It's a show. Do you have your phone? IMDB? I'm on workaholics. You're bringing your up your own. Have you ever had to do that? I have in order to get into my hotel room. Like I lost my key. I like lost my wallet one night and I'm back coming back to the hotel. We are shooting house parties season two

and in New Orleans. New Orleans. And I'm like drunkenly back at my hotel and I'm like, I'm out of my mind. And I'm in the room of I got a room and it's upstairs and they're like, OK, you have any idea? I don't. And I'm like, look, just here. Just look me up. And they're like, what? And I'm like, look, look, I'll prove that I'm who I say I am. And I had them look. I had them look me up and then they still wouldn't give me a key. I think it was because I was so fucking drunk and they were just kind of like lording my drunkenness and you probably didn't look like yourself. Fat headed. Your face was probably falling off. They're like, uh, OK, you this guy's handsome. You look like a default. Your eyes are melting. New Orleans was another

level. That was like that was the best. Well, the funny thing about shooting that show is we only shot for two weeks. We shot 10 episodes in two weeks, two episodes a day. Right. But I still gained enough weight throughout that production as you saw my body morph, even on the last few episodes of every season. You're like, yeah, Jesus. Well, yeah, I mean, dude, your your intake was at an all time. I mean, I don't know, but it was very high. I'm still going to send it. Yeah, I don't know if that was all time, but it's why I kind of took it back. But yeah, it was I was, you know, I go big and with with most endeavors, literally, you got to do one of those things where you take the picture every day so

we can just watch you. Just watch my face. That would be fun. When they show like buildings getting built, we just see your face exploding. That would be cool. You should definitely commit to a year of that. My neck just start to droop and then get sucked back up. Yeah. Like that. The fox getting eaten by the maggots, but it's you. What's up? That classic time lapse of like the maggots. Yeah, I remember. Time lapse is pretty underrated. You guys don't see that when you close your eyes. Whatever. Time lapses are very, very cool. Yes, they are. Thank you, Blake. Yeah. Thank you. Anything that plays with time filming, to me is still just unfucking believable. Like slow motion. The fact that we can see like you're talking time travel

movies. Yeah, fuck with them. It's kind of time travel because it's capturing moments and slowing them down in ways that you're like, Oh, I the naked eye doesn't see that. Dude, it is so bizarre that no matter how many times I shoot something in slow mo, it's always like when you play it back, you're like, what the fuck? Like when they pop a water balloon and it like is still there for a moment. I love that. Oh, yeah. Or like if you just light like a big lighter and it looks like a nuclear blast. It's like the exact same formation as if it was a bomb going off, but it's just the lighter. We're so stupid. That's the universe, man. That's the universe, dude. So fucking cool. Everyone out there is like, yes, it's slow. And we're just like, no, like when the breeze

blows on a puppy's hair, it looks like a field of wheat. Dude, it's gorgeous. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior,

your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was

a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're looking for someone to help you unpack Queen Charlotte a Bridgerton story, you're in the right place. It's me, Gabby Collins. Come with me, because on Queen Charlotte, the official podcast, we're stepping behind the scenes and the drawing boards of this team to experience the life breathed into the Bridgerton prequel. Listen to the leaps executive producer and series director Tom Verica took to capture the feeling that's put that lump in your throat,

and you've got to catch creator Shonda Rhimes. She's dropping gems, diamonds, and mics. On this podcast, we're going beyond the basic line of questioning and getting to the heart of the show, all while appreciating the contributions of the show's creative teams and remarkable cast. Go inside each episode of Queen Charlotte a Bridgerton story with the creatives, the cast, and creator Shonda Rhimes leading the way. Listen to Queen Charlotte the official podcast Thursdays on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. Life is beautiful, baby. The world is beautiful. It really is, even though it's going to hell in a handbag. Sometimes it's beautiful. Thank you, God. Praise God. Praise God. Thank you, God.

What's that one from? Animal House. Thank you, God. Yeah, the end of Animal House, I believe. When the kids sit on the bed reading Playboy, and then the woman from like the trapeze on the parade flies through his window, and he's like, Yeah. Thank you, God. Come on. Just drop down. That's a good one. I want to know what happens right after that. He goes, thank you, God. And she's like, hey, I was just in this horrible accident. Hey, can you call an ambulance? Piece of your roof in my... Are your parents here? Can I get out of this room? And he's like, wait, but God sent you. And they're super Christian. And then the parents are downstairs like, you are a gift from God. And it turns into some weird

fucking... Dude, that's awesome. That's the horror movie that Anders would write. Yeah, I gotta do that. I feel that. You got to write that one. Take some like throwaway moments in Flix and just start that, start your movie on the throwaway moments, classic throwaway moments. That'd be amazing. Universal, whoever it is. Thank you, God. Turns into the scariest horror movie, a total blumhouse. It's called Thank You, God. Yeah, it's called Thank You, God. They locked this woman in a basement with a way too Christian family. They seemed like a nice family. The son was a pervert. Oh, thank you, God. He was a gift for me. Ders, you kind of look like the dude who made his whole family live in the basement. Have we

talked about that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a picture somewhere. What was that guy? Where was he from? Where was he? Yeah, Europe, like Austria or Germany? Yeah, that seems right. It seems Austrian. And he had a dungeon with 18 doors and you're like, yeah, if you'd build six doors, you're probably right. You might be a redneck. You might be a rapist. 18 fucking doors, man. And if you see a picture of his face, he looks like he could be of the home descent. He could be a distant uncle, but he's truly terrifying. He's a terrifying looking grandma. That shit is so weird. Also, it's very weird that like that was normalized enough for Kimmy Schmidt to have that as like the premise. They got shit for it. Oh, what the fuck? I never quite got that. Like, what the hell? Like, it's

feels like something horrific. To be fair, it's comedy and who fucking cares? Yeah, man. That's how I feel. I mean, I'm here for the gigs and the ha ha's. And if you're not hit the road, Jack. I don't care if you were locked in a cage. It's just never registered with me. I just never, I like it to be like grounded. I don't care about you being locked in a cage. Where's the gigs? Where's the chucks? Where's the ha ha? I'm here to laugh. Where's the kids? Oh, what is that? You got one of my little, uh, what is that? What? What I'm drinking? Oh, that's just a Lacroix. A Lacroix. I sent you guys the little cans. Yes. Thank you. Thank you for the can. I invested in this company called can cannabis and they're little weed drinks like microdose weed drinks and they're

pretty fucking delicious. But I sent them to the guys and I just must have blanked and also sent it to Kyle because Kyle, you don't mess with the weed anymore, but are you dipping your toes in? I mean, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I smoke religiously every day for like throw you off the wagon. No, no, he was busy drinking them off. I texted you that and you didn't text me back. I'm like, oh, hopefully I didn't throw you off the wagon and you're injecting heroin into your eyeballs now. And then I didn't get a response back. Who's talking right now? Who is talking right now? Oh, Adam is. One at a time, please. Adam, thank you very much for the cans. I didn't get back to you. I've been meaning to, but because it kind of made me think like, what, why am I stopping marijuana?

Like, what's up? You know what I mean? Friends. How many of us have been friends? I smoke every 45 minutes for the last like fucking 10 years of my life, basically. Like, that's what was up. I'm still going to send it. So I took a break in June and I took a break for, I'm at like seven months now with no marijuana. I like that. That's it. Yeah. And now I'm like, okay, like what's going on? Where do you have one of them drinks? No, I mean, I've had them before. I have not had it yet. I'm actually having fun experimenting with this shit called dadgrass. Yeah, I'm into that. That's just like pure CBD because before when I was smoking, the CBD absolutely did nothing for me, like nothing. I would not even fucking waste my time smoking CBD.

Now I'm like, I'm clean. And so I'm like, well, let me rip it up a little bit. What does the CBD high feel like? Right? Because now you're not like a, you don't have maniac like tolerance. Exactly. So now I'm onto the CBD dadgrass and I'm like, this is actually kind of tight. And what is the CBD? I feel like I smoke and I don't smoke like how you smoked, but I smoke almost every day, I would say, I'd say at least five days a week. Would it affect me? I feel like every time I've tried to just mess with CBD, I'm like, a pulley, give me the good stuff. That's how I was too. I felt the same way. And now I, what does it do? What does it do for you? Well, I did it for the first time today and it felt just like not very head high,

just a little bit body, but it wasn't much, which is cool because I do have a two year old to take care of and like, responsible father. And now everyone knows that that's how you are doing your thing. We're here for that. As you should. I'm going to be so high when I have a kid. Dude, it's better than before. I was legit smoking so much weed when I was taking care of my kid. His little fingers with a roach clip. Hold this real quick. Perfect. This is the way you just, you put it between his little toes. Yeah. Like it was, it was a lot. So I really, that's kind of why I peeled it back because I was like, ah, this is, what am I doing? Like, good call, dude. Responsible dad shit. I'm here for it, brother. I like, I tasted the can can,

is that what it's called? Can. Can. I, I didn't know how to open it. It's kind of a new opening, I like it. Once you figure it out, it, it gets easier. How many do you need to get fucking a little something happening? Well, I, I will drink like a couple of night. I'll drink like six, six to eight. And I'll mix vodka in them. I do mix vodka in them and they aren't delicious that way. But that's a good idea. Yeah. But I know a couple, like I'll like two or three and you're feeling pretty good because I took two gummies the other night and got crocked. Yeah. See edibles. I'm like, I like to ease into an edible. Like, so I have friends that will just like munch down on a 25 milligrammer and I'm like, I'm not, I'm trying to go to the

moon. I'm just trying to sit on the couch and watch a movie. So like a nice, these are two milligrams. So you have two of these and then you eat a little gummy and you're feeling fucking great. You know what I mean? And not, not, not on the moon. I think I had two 30. Is that right for a gummy 30? That's big. Those cans are just maybe I had two 15ers. Well, I mean, that's a, that's a lot too. Yeah, that's a big dose. I was toast. Yeah. Well, I mean, and that's fun for if you're like, I'm getting fucked up on edibles, which sometimes that's fun to do. But other times you're just like, like, I'm at the point that I'm, I like to be high, but I want to have the option that in 30 minutes, I don't, I won't be on the moon. You can go for an all out sprint. I can go

out, I can go and smoke a little more, or I can have another little edible and just keep that buzz going instead of just, you know, peaking. That's why I don't beer bong that often anymore. Yeah, we got to get back into that by the way. Oh, I get, I, I beer bonged on my birthday and I shot gunned on my birthday and I felt like my body was going to explode. I like chug like nine beers. I'm too old. I'm 37 years old and I'm just like pounding beers. And I felt like my body was going to pop by the end of the night. And I'm like, I understand why I haven't done this in a while. That being said, hero shit. That being said, I'm still going to send it. There it is. Thank you. Dude, when we went, I remember when we went to New Orleans, that was the first time

I fucked around with edibles, like in a major way because I had just quit drinking. And like, so I needed something to do because I was so fucking fidgety in New Orleans. And I had these 200 milligram bars, like these little tiny doggies that I was like, yeah, they were called like cheeba chews. I feel like they were early cheeba chews. And that was still when before micro dosing was the game. It was like, how much can you fit into a small amount? And so they had put like 150 or 200 milligrams into this little tiny tootsie roll size cheeba chew. And I fucking took the thing to the dome and watched the secret life of Walter Middy. And you're like, oh my god, his life is secret. That fucking movie rocks, dude. Like it was so fucking good. Ben Stiller's

high art, man. It was amazing. He's just shredding down like on that skateboard. I remember like the cool CGI of him just like ripping on the skateboard. And the whole time I'm like, why couldn't they get Adam Scott's fucking beard right? Like everything else is gorgeous. But Adam Scott's beard looks like dog shit. It looks like a ground wing. That was just his beard, dude. He demanded a man kick. No way. How about Sean Penn at the end of the movie? He was so, I'm like, this dude is fucking good. That's right. The whole movie's about finding like a white bobcat or something. He's like, you just, you don't even take the picture sometimes. I was like, whoa, that's penmanship. Whoa, this got dumb. I was so scared though. So then the movie, then the movie ended and I was like

fucking crying, thought I had to call an ambulance because I was so stoned. I was looking at my fucking eyes and it was like, I should have cost like it was like a $25 hotel movie. I wasn't gonna run that shit back. But yeah, it was scary. That was a lot of fucking MGs. That's why I like fucking with the microdose because then you can, you really know how much you can handle and then pull it back if you're like, oh, that was a little too much. You know what I mean? I do have a confession. Last podcast, I was slamming those cans. I was slamming your cans and halfway through that shit kind of caught up to me. Yeah, man. How many did you have? I think I got through like four. Yeah. Okay. And then the soundboard started looking a little

zany to me. Well, you really weren't touching it a lot in the last podcast. If I remember, I remember there wasn't a lot of sick drops. It was the can. Yeah, you got a little nervous. You got a little sealed. What's up? I wonder if like though, I do feel like the three MG cans hit me harder than like the five MG gummies. So I wonder if there's something that is different about the digestion of that liquid to solid gummies take longer to digest. Yeah. Yeah, I think the liquid you died. You're just suggesting a little faster. Yeah. And I think you even take it in on your tongue, right? Oh, like your tongue absorbs it. Maybe I've had that a lot. A few people have asked me that and I'm like, uh, I'm not the brain behind this operation.

I don't I have no idea. I just like how it tastes and I like weed. So how is it up your butt? Let me ask you this. Have you? Have you shotguned any? Have you? Have you guys not rode yet? No, I haven't. But I mean, they're super chuggable. They're pretty tiny. What I like to do, I like to butt chug it. Personally, personally, I butt chug it. Perfect. You do a handstand against the wall and just have one hand to crack it open. Yeah, Chloe, real quick. Can you pour this in my asshole? Shake that up real quick. Again? Okay, you just did. Okay, do you really want to know? Okay, my marriage. Hey, babe, you're going to be doing this for the rest of your life. Allegedly. No, I like to mix it with like a seven up or like a Sprite or something. You mix it.

I see when I drank the cans, I didn't mix shit. I just was like going for them. Only because I'd like more fluid. Like I'd like to drink. I like the act of drinking. So I'm like, the fact that they're so tiny, I'm like, I need some more fluid. What are they? 10 ounces or something like that? No, they're like itty bitty little like little airplane. I like to mix it with some pixie dust and alize. I was going to do a commercial for can at some point. Did you know that? I know, I've been talking. I've been talking with them about that. We we got a, you know, hopefully in this next year, the company explodes and we have money for commercials and stuff. Dude, I sat down with those guys. They're cool guys. I was going to do a commercial and the whole thing was going

to be a placebo test, alcohol versus can. What's placebo test? And then you drive. Yeah, it was going to be like the effects of alcohol versus the effects of liquid marijuana and what that did to the same people in the same circumstance and how they acted. Like we walked fully down this science experiment. Don't you also have to do it where it's non-alcoholic non anything also? You do have to have that as well. The control or whatever. And is this going to be like a real thing or or is it going to be like scripted? Is it going to be a funny commercial? It was going to be a real thing. It was going to be short. We were going to, it was a big production for a very small commercial, you know, but we were going to pull the funniest

shit out of it and throw that in there. I do not doubt that. But like. So it wasn't, it wasn't for science. It was, it was more for, for comedy. It was for comedy, but we were going to approach it very real. Those guys were like, we should do this scientifically, like you're saying, because we want this information as well. And so the hypothesis was going to be that people were going to like the way they felt better with the weed. It was going to limit the belligerence, basically, but that's what it was. Yeah, but that's, yeah, that's also part of the fun. That's your opinion, man. I know. I can't, I kind of came, I kind of came on the scene when I invested with these guys and was like, they sort of pitched me on that about and how

they're like trying to get people off drinking and onto the can. Also, it was major, like major difference in the hangovers the next day. Yeah, absolutely. Nobody likes to hangover. No one likes a good hangover. I live for it. Although I do like the challenge sometimes. But then I said, well, I like to mix vodka in mine. And they're like, and also sure, I guess there are maniacs out there that treat their body like garbage cans. So just this and some Everclear and no hangover. Right. Exactly. It's good, man. You got to ride the way. If you drink it through your ass, it's all G. I told them that I like to butt chug it and mix

it with vodka. And they're like, okay, different strokes. I think I think it ended up like the other pitch that I had for them was just everybody waking up like like doing like going running and shit like that and having like it be like, you know, like a medicine commercial where you're selling this thing and that makes you feel great and having those types of images over it. Very simple. But do you guys think that there's some like, and this is probably stupid, but do you think that there's you will be missing the like hangover camaraderie that you feel the next day when you're like, dude, I'm fucking hand like, no, I'm like where you're just like, you're dragging ass.

I feel it's more like for people that don't also like, there's like hardly any calories in it. There's there's 30 calories in a can. So like, and also there's a light that has nine calories. So essentially, you can drink those. And if you're not trying to put on weight, unlike drinking, and you could go to a party and still feel like you're part of the whole social aspect of, you know, getting fucked up. Yeah. But what Ders is asking is, is what about those more because some of the bond of the hangover, it's so much fun. It is some of the funniest mornings I've ever had is fighting through a hangover with my buds. I'm saying that's what they're selling it for. I'm saying I also love that next day when like,

you then go out and with your with it, like the crew that's still there the next day, and you go get breakfast or whatever, and you're like, and I can't believe you did that. And then like the one guy who like fell asleep in the neighbor's yard comes, he shows up to the breakfast spot and everybody's like, Oh, he's not dead. Exactly. And then you're and then you're texting your one buddy to show up and then he doesn't. And then you find out he did die. Okay. But he did die. Yeah, he actually did die. He was really drunk and he walked into the freeways. That's also if you had a stick, epic ass hangover night. But if it was just like you and your

roommate and you both fucking crushed tall cans and you both woke up hung over as fuck and it's like, yeah, that's less fun. Yes. Yeah, dude. Hey, remember last night when you pissed yourself and it was just me and you opened up your dresser drawer and peed in it. And remember when me and you were just watching Shark Tank and you got weirdly way too drunk and started telling me that you love me and that you never loved your mom. But isn't that the cool thing about it? Where it's like, it helps you recognize how shitty the behavior is. You're like, I can't, I can't fucking do this. This is, this was too much. I mean, I know Kyle was talking about how sick of the hangovers you were. Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, but I don't miss like the feeling or

honestly, I don't really miss fighting through the mornings as through your roommates to the mornings. Yeah, fighting my roommate. But I know what you're saying, because honestly, some of the funniest mornings and some of the like still inside jokes that I have with like my dude crews all across America. Multiple crews. This guy's multiple. He sure does. No, but you know, like after like a drunken ren fare. Oh my god, dude, yes. I love it. The ripping in the tearing, the ripping in the tearing. Is that a lance in your pants? I'm thinking about this because we all like camped in our fucking cars. We all like, we stole a rip in the terror. We like fucking got wasted, found where they had the taps and got smashed. And it's just like that's the funnest in

the morning. The rip in the terror. I don't think I've laughed harder than just like with my eyes closed still on the couch or like in a hotel room with like seven other dudes or like no one can move. Do you tell? But people are just like shouting shit from across the room and like recalling stuff last night. And you, you're kind of young hangovers though. Y'all are talking about days of yesterday. 22 year old hangovers. Yeah, those are fun as fuck. Those are great. A nice 19 year old hangover. Those are fantastic. Oh, I love those. I would go up to like 26, 27, like Dirge's bachelor party. We were like 26. I remember being like, this is so fucking tight. But also we were a youthful 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32. You know what I mean? Like a lot

of people that age, like it took us a while to grow. I'm still pretty youthful. Like I feel like it took us a long time when other friends of ours are like married by 23 and have kids by 25. I gotta go back to our reunion and just see some people size them up. Yeah, I think we did. We did a good job of hanging on to to our youth. I think, hey, for anyone listening, that's maybe 21 or two, don't get married until you're in your 30s and keep drinking and partying with your friends. Okay, taper it off around 27. Don't you don't have to. I didn't still not. If it's a problem, I'm speaking for myself. Yeah, if it's a problem, if it's a problem. Yeah, if it's a problem, don't let it be a problem. Okay, right? That's

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fucking I don't know what happened. I would just get confused and I know it's like fucking I don't know. Well, you've got a lot of emotions always just bubbling like right beneath the surface. Like something's always happening just that you're not you can't like grasp. I feel like that's what it is. What what like, but this isn't this isn't just our friend group, Kyle. There it is universal. When you are young and you get drunk, you have there are homies that cry when they get drunk. That is a universal thing. I mean, I have before I wouldn't say that it's it was like a thing that I did that often. Like I've been in fights with my friends. I mean, like, where are we fighting? Come on. We're homies. It is a depressant, right? You're my best friend. You know, I've been that guy

before for sure. But like that wasn't that was that was like with me. Did was that always with me because maybe I brought it out of crying because he saw you crying and it's like contagious. That's what I mean. Like, I don't know. I mean, I did do that one time when we mean you got in a fist fight over Thanksgiving and it was just that was the worst. We both just like beat the shit out of each other. Mostly you beat my ass, I believe. I don't know. And I I remember being like, uh, what is he? What is he like that? So there was that one time. But I mean, that wasn't like a and also I was 22 years old when that happened. Like I was, you know, 21 or I think that's peak cry when you're drunk age, right? No, what? No. Well, who else? I mean, yeah, is this a universal thing? I

don't think it's that universal. I would love to throw this to the fans. Ders, what's up? Ders has never cried ever. I just don't know what what like this, like, is this just like you're so drunk that you can finally like, have an emotion, like shed it. Yeah, dude. Yeah, no, it's the demons. It's the demons bubbling. I guess my demons are just different. You have different demons. Yes. Well, did you have any friends that did this at all? Like the emotional drunks? You didn't have a crying friend? No, I mean, I also didn't have, I mean, I guess it would be Kyle. I don't remember him crying a whole lot. I remember him like getting like boiling mad and not being able to explain why he's so mad. And she's like, you get it. And we're like, all right, I don't, I don't.

Like, what is the thing? I guess I'm trying to like recall an episode. Like, I think I've seen homies crying drunk, but it was probably because like, they just got beat up by some strangers or something. Or just like, for me, it was like, I remember I cried once in high school and people did not let me live it down for quite a while. And it was because they called me cry. They called me cry. Come on, we got the label. You know, they, because it was just because of like a girl, you know, and like you saw one and started crying. Yeah, I saw one. I'm like, oh my god, they're so pretty. They're glorious. They're so pretty. I want one. Her hair smells like panting. I'm gonna make seven doors in my basement.

No, we've established that under five under five. Okay. Okay, under five doors, five. So you cried because you broke up the girl or whatever. Yeah, I can't remember the exact scenario. You got discs publicly. That's valid. Yeah, there was and that was one experience. And that's the only time I remember like crying drunk at a young age. So I don't think it's a universal thing. Like, I mean, for sure, at some point in your youth, if you drink alcohol, you're going to have some kind of emotional outburst, whether that's crying, or you're just like, fuck you, Eric. And you're like, why, why are they having beef? And then two guys who don't aren't really enemies, you know, don't actually hate each other. You start swinging on each other

and you're like, nah, I don't know. They had too much boons, hard boons, boons farm. Or fucking, yeah, what were the little Jack Daniels? Well, I was thinking of Mike's hard lemonade. Lynchburg lemonade. My god. Lynchburg also are two dogs. Do you guys remember two dogs? I think that was, might have been a specific Midwest. I remember Mad Dog 2020. Was it sweet? Two dogs is like it was like a Mike's hard lemonade before Mike's hard lemonade. Do you remember Aftershock? It was like cinnamon liquor with rock candy at the bottom. And then you would save the rock candy because it was like pure liquor. And then like, dude, it's pure liquor. I call it. Yeah, it's like the worm. And you finish the bottle and be like,

okay, well, we can't get liquored this weekend. So we're going to melt this. I was going to say, is it a situation where like, in case of an emergency, break glass, but then it probably looks just like the rock. No, for sure. We like melted it. We like melted it. Eating the bottle. And we, and then we like poured it out in like little mini shots. So you were free basing Aftershock. Yeah, we would inhale the fumes and then that's like resin hits. Did you guys ever rob anybody blind for alcohol? Rob anybody for like people's houses? Sure. You'd go to a house party liquor store or rob a convenience store or rob a ride aid on harbor. Oh, I actually remember that shit from when I first met you, Adam, like you had a whole

like you were like fucking flagrant and didn't give up. Dude, I was ready to go to jail for for a 30 rack of a keystone light. That was true flagrant. What were you doing? You would just grab it and walk out. I would just grab it and walk the fuck out with two, two, 30 packs, brother. And that's why you're my fucking best friend. And then just walk out and they had a security guard and he'd just be like, uh, or I would walk into the freezer section, grab this is what I remember cases and then we'll just exit out the emergency exit. The alarm would go off and I just had a car there waiting for me and we would that is fucking cool. It would explode in the background as you walk away. I know. Absolutely. In hindsight, I'm like, this is the that was the most insane

thing I've ever done. I'm not like a I would have bought it if I could have bought it. But I couldn't. I couldn't buy it. So I had to rob. Why are we so crazy? In San Costa Mesa, that's when I got busted for fucking having buying alcohol with somebody else's ID that I had found. And I was doing that for like a year and then they found me in the cops fucking. What do you mean they found you? Well, they caught me doing it and they were walking outside of the liquor store and they're like, that guy's 12. Yeah, that dude is not able to buy that stuff. I remember I was so scared. I've been smoking for three years. I feel like you always looked like it's ever since I knew you 18. I felt like you were my one friend that I'd be like,

Kyle, you should go try to get us booze. Well, you know what I used to do? There was one liquor store on Harbor Boulevard that I could walk into after my job at van shoes and I could walk in there and what I would do is like, as soon as I walked in the door, just spark up a conversation. Oh, yeah. Simple, like very casual and keep that conversation going until I was out the fucking door with the booze in my head. Oh, that was my move too. I had a fake ID since I was 16 years old. That was my name on Workaholics was Demamp because my friend, Jason, he had the first generation Photoshop and so he could erase letters on the ID, but he couldn't add new

ones that looked real and he could also move the letters around. So I could move the letters around in my name and Adam Patrick Devine boiled down to Devon D. Mamp. So that's so tight. Yeah. And so my name was Devon D. Mamp. And I would go into it only worked at one gas station because the guy just was like bad. It is like truly was probably just depressed, clinically depressed and didn't give a fuck. What state did you have in? I was in Nebraska and had a Nebraska ID. Oh, wow. Yeah, it was. I'm an idiot. I was just I was also a year later. I was robbing the right. I was a lunatic. So I went in there at like 16, 17, looking like just way youthful. You know, at 16, I look like a fucking child. And then I'd go in there and I had the same thing.

God always be in and be like, God damn, it's a beautiful day or whatever kind of day it is. I'd be like, I'm gonna be a shit out there. This guy must be old way. Yeah. And then I come in and be like, talk about the Huskers, talk about like the football or or just be like, Jesus Christ, the traffic with the new. This goddamn housing over there. And it's I mean, the traffic right there, all that construction. Anyways, and then I'd always like throw in right when I think you anyways, two bottles of aftershock stuff with the candy for my daughter and smear off anyways, here this this card of 1330 racks of Keystone light and some Azul and then and then now one bottle of hypnotic, please. Yeah, I just remember you would pair you pair it with some like black

and milds and feel older for some reason. You're like, I'll be smoking some black. It was always black and milds for whatever reason that was black and mild. And a pack of black and milds. Or was that the swish or sweet? Which one tastes like candy and you'd be like, well, black and mild. Really good. A swish or sweets also tasted okay. But but that was mostly for rolling the blizzons. Definitely was the other thing that helped with this is I could confident because I had been buying cigarettes for a couple of years. So I could confidently say, let me get that pack of this and this special kind. So that was like the capper to say, I'm an old dude, give me my brain and my smokes. Well, that was the move. Also,

I kept it in the plastic. Now I feel like 100% of the time they're like, take it out of the plastic and hand it to me. You would hand them the whole wallet. I remember people told me to do that and I was like, I wouldn't give them the whole wallet. I would just hold up in the plastic and hold it up to them and they look and if they asked to take it out, I would just believe I'd go. His wallet had the little window in it. Yeah. Your idea is it. Also, there was Velcro on the wallet. So I'm a true teenager. That has to be like a cool hot topic. And Pokemon. Like, hey, man, how about them Huskers? I do this ironically. Anyway, everybody at our school had a Vermont ID that my homie was making and it like got like,

it got passed down through the generations. And my name on it was Gunner Torfenson. That's the hardest fucking name. And then he made a fake college IDs to go with it. I feel like you look like a gunner. You could be a Gunner Torfenson though. You had the backup ID too. Right. So you'd be like, oh, yeah, here's my university ID. And it was brilliant. A cooking college that was near our town. That's brilliant. Oh, that's awesome. You know what we had? We had the plug at a gym. So you know how motherfuckers lose their ID? That's where I got mine. Yeah. So you would just get the ID, the lost ID of some super yoked dude. Yeah. Yeah. We're just like crazy neck muscles, just like traps for days. Did you take my shirt? I'm thinking

about it. And that's where I got it was from the gym. And I was using this forever. And that's actually a true crime. If you're using somebody else's ID for this. And the time we are on podcast, I pretty sure it's all a crime. But the time that I actually got caught, it was for buying without an ID because I did not have it with me. And I remember being like, oh, I fucking lucked out, dude, like, like I didn't actually use the other guys. Did you guys go? Was I with either Kyle or Blake when I was living in Costa Mesa? And we were friends. My Nebraska fake ID got taken away. And someone told me that I could get a new fake ID in on Alvarado Street in downtown LA. And downtown LA now is, I mean, there's some sketchy places, but most of it is there's just

fucking, you know, fud ruckers and shit. Disneyland now. It's all stapled. This is ringing a weird bell. I don't know what it is. But I went down there. Someone told me and then I'm like, well, how am I going to know? And they're like, just roll your window down and someone will stop you. And I'm like, what? And so I go up there and I roll my windows down. And I think I was with my buddy Zach. Yeah, I don't think I was there. Yeah. And he's like, how's this going to work? I'm like, I'm being told just to roll the windows down. We roll the window down. No joke. Even fucking immediately. Someone's just like, fake ID, fake ID. And I'm like, yeah, yes, yes, fake ID. And we went into like the back of this like dollar store and they made the fake ID right

there. I took a photo. They fully made a fake ID. Wow. Did you get headshots too? I quickly got a headshot. It was pretty too far. Do you remember your first? How did you ever get real headshots? Probably not, right? No, I never got a nope. I still need them. I still gotta do it. Oh, what a scam, dude. I remember the first time I, I think I think I got two sets of headshots in my in my years. But the first time I did it, they're so expensive too. And you have to like I remember having to call my parents and be like, Hey, I need like $600 and they're like, what? And I'm like, yeah, you cannot be an actor without headshots. You need these. And they're like, Oh, and that's just to like get the photos. Yeah, take him. And then you got to get it printed.

It's a whole thing. So that's why it's insane. Well, Kyle had the hack. His brother would take photos. Yeah, I'll have the hack. And Kyle, you do have a headshot and I'm in it with you. So Oh, no, that's our marriage shot, bro. Were they professional quality? Because right off the bat, if they see that you've like not gone the way I was, definitely. Well, I was on the other side of the lens. That's where my career started was like, I'm going, I would be with the guys who took the headshots. I never paid for headshots. So if I got them, they were my brother who was taking the headshots. Yeah, and Adam actually did a great job. So for sure, they looked at professional enough. But yeah, but yes, $700 for fucking pictures underneath a tunnel in fucking North

Hollywood. The first time they did three looks, they're like, you're your young guy, you're gonna need three looks, you're gonna need like, you're an athletic look, like you're like you might play sports, you need, you need a like a shirt and tie look like, Hey, maybe this guy could work in an office. And then the last one, just a fedora, just shirt. And then they're like, you need a bad boy look. And I'm like, what? And they're like, do you have like leather jacket or something? I'm like, I don't. And they're like, do you have a wife beater? And I'm like, I could buy one. So I like a white tank top, skin tight, ribbed. And these like making me and I'm for sure not a bad boy. Yeah, I mean, 100%, I'm not getting naughty, but you're not bad. I'm not for sure. For sure. I

am naughty, but I'm not a bad boy. You might be smoldering. Yeah, that was your twink photo, baby. Oh, totally. And so he made me, I need to find these photos. I have no idea where they're at. But he made me hold on to a chain link fence. And look over my shoulder. I remember now. That was a booty shot. Yeah, a booty shot. Looking over my shoulder as if I'm about to climb this chain link fence, like I'm running from the car. Did he tell you to bite your lip or was that what I've been an artistic choice. You're a bad boy. Let me help you up on the fence a little bit. Here, I'm just going to lift you up. I'm an intuitive actor. I know I knew what he wanted behind that line. God, damn. And then you spend $500 on like a thousand prints or whatever. And then they're

gone. You worked at the fucking photo shop. I worked at the place where you would get photos taken and then you would come to the place I worked and we would print it up and we would like do touch ups and we would pick like the border and the font for your name and stuff. Oh my God. It was a rad job. I got it through Annie from Lennox. Yeah. Savage. Savage. Thank you. I was going to say Lennox and I'm like, that's not right. I got through Annie Lennox. I was walking on Broken Glass. The famous singer. I mean, to be fair, I bet the hottest males and females walked through those doors to get their photos developed. It was crazy. That was probably a cool job for a young dude in their 20s. Just saying like every beautiful actress who needs to get their photos

because you have to get them done like every couple years. You can't like look any different. Right. Now do you I mean, what's up now? Do you have to even have headshots now or you just have to have a IG? It's something different. I think when you very first start out, you need digital photos. But like your Instagram photos are just as good as anything that we were taking 15 years ago. They have to have something, but it's all digital now. I think the place I worked, Argentum, shout out. They were like transitioning at this time because the dude who ran it was like super smart about like staying ahead of the curve and shit because he knew he was like, this is going to be obsolete. He didn't blockbuster that bitch. He got ahead of it.

He got ahead of it. Yeah. Smart. Speaking of transitioning, does anyone have any takebacks, callbacks or take put down? Epic slams, giveaways. Apologies. If anyone has any giveaways, take I feel like we didn't argue a lot today. I would like to I kind of apologize during, but I would like to re apologize for igniting Kyle's love of weed again. I know he stopped. Hell yeah. I sent him I sent him, you know, a ton of little cans. By the way, if you like them, I can I can keep you hooking you up, but I'm not trying to be your pusher. I'm not trying to be my pusher. I'd like to apologize. Yeah, I'll take that and compliment you for investing in a great product. Like to me, I love it. And I think it's a fantastic thing. I might not smoke weed as much

as I used to or ingest as much weed as I used to, but I still got great respect for it. Still love it. And that is C A N N C A N N smoke weed every day. Well, that's the thing like he doesn't anymore, but still likes he drinks it. Well, it's only a matter of time. It's a slippery. Welcome back, baby. And you know what? I want to compliment can for how, how, how freaking fully torqued I was last episode. And I know my dose a little better now, but I really want to compliment our freaking merch, which is so tight and you can get it. It looks good. This is important dot merch central dot com. We got some great stuff. Did we mention we got T shirts too? I think we glossed over T shirts. Oh, dude, they have our faces on it. Hey, if you're in Arizona, you might go fuck a

hoodie. Right. Right. It's too hot for hoodies. You know, maybe maybe you live in Belize and you're like a fucking hoodie. I don't think so, Jack. I need a T shirt. Yeah, I need a T shirt. And guess what? We have them as well. Okay, we do. And we will have tank tops at some point. At some point, we're getting tank talks, boy. Some point we'll we'll give a we'll sell like nice henna tattoos. Let's say this is important. Please say what's on your mind right now. I was going to apologize for telling you guys to stop talking over each other. And then it just came back. And now I want to to say sorry to everyone at home. Today was a heavy overlap. And we're doing our damnedest here. We're having fun. Big compliment to Blazer for the labyrinth. Really good stuff today.

Everything I do is for you, baby. Thank you. I think the tall boys, you're a little better on the board with a tall boy. The can, you were a little slow. I think you might have been a little bit in your head with the can. Dude, and we were talking about weird ass shit, like philosophy, like I was ripping, bro. I was really talking about God. We were talking about like reincarnation. Was I trippin? Last podcast. I meant like this is important. No, we were talking about the Mandela effect. Remember that? Yeah, I think we were talking Mandela effect and we got real deep last podcast. I'd like to compliment us on last podcast. And how deep we got? Yeah, how deep we're getting. We're not afraid to dig deep. Damn right.

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