This Is Important - Ep 233: The Man, The Myth, The Waymond

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

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What's the volume of your loads, brother? Are you shooting fucking big ropes? I need a little bloody buddy first thing in the morning. It feels better when I urinate. And here we go. Oh, I love you guys. I love how we just snap into gear. Like we're just kind of, to use Adam's word, we're lax-a-day-sical.

And then the podcast starts. And then we turn it on. Yeah, we are firing. Do I say lax-a-day-sical a lot? Yeah, constantly. That was kind of your word for a decade. I think you thought it meant laxative for a while. You were like, I got to take another shit. I'm over here being laxadaisical. No the thing

about me is I know I know what the words mean I just sometimes overuse them. Oh yeah. I sometimes overuse them. Yeah. Laxadaisical was something you said I would maybe even venture to say more than anyone else in the world for a few years. Venture on. I don't remember saying it that much. That's huge. You threw it around, Blazer? Anybody?

I remember him saying lackadaisical quite a bit, yes. Okay. And do you know anyone else who has even said it? Huh. Yeah, ever. Maybe one of my teachers in high school, but other than that, I don't think I heard the word outside of Mr. Miller.

Yeah, you're turning your homework a little too laxadaisically. Absolutely. It's almost like a Cat Williams punchline at the end of the jokes, like laxadaisical ass and everything. Funny word. Cat, man of the year, Cat Williams, man of the year.

Was his special up for best special of the year? If it should have been. Most special. He had a lot of heat on that special. I a best special of the year if it should have been most special He had a lot of heat on that special. I don't know if I fully watched it, but yeah, I'm wondering if I remember any I just remember his club. Shea Shea. Yeah, that was his special. That was special Yeah, that was that was his banger by the way the Jamie Foxx special. We all love Jamie Foxx It's her this is the way there's no shots fired against Jamie Foxx special. We all love Jamie Foxx. It's her. This is the way. There's no shots fired against Jamie Foxx. Of course not.

But this special was nominated for a Golden Globe. Yeah. I don't think it was worthy. Okay. I don't think it was up there. Let's look at it this way. Let's look at it this way. Okay.

How many things get nominated? Five, six, four? Five things. Five, okay. Who, are there five that did it better? Five comedy specials? Yeah. I'm sure that they just, they weren't famous enough.

Jamie Foxx is in elite level fame. Yeah, A-list. So then when he comes out with a special, they're automatically gonna be like, okay, well he has to be in it. Yeah. Adam, welcome to the system, bud. By the way, that special was just him

telling you like I had a stroke. It was interesting. It was a interesting... Yeah. It was very laxatase-ical with the comedy. Comedy, you're right, was a little laxatase-ical. Okay. It wasn't funny. It wasn't... There was funny. I remember a handful of moments that made me laugh. Because he makes you laugh, but it wasn't like, oh, that bit was incredible or that story was so great. No, it was more a retrospect of like what happened. And the funniest part was he had microphones in the crowd. So you heard like, uh-uh, yeah, we love you, Jamie.

There was probably 1500, I love you, Jamie's. Woohoo! But that's why he got nominated because everyone else is like not doing that. We love you, Jamie! There was probably 1500 I love you Jamie's. Heeeyoo! But that's why he got named-nominated because everyone else is like not doing that. He kind of, I think, broke down a wall. Yeah, that's, you know. That's mind-blowing. Mm. Yeah.

Huh. I kinda know. I wish you knew stand-up better, Adam. Um. Yeah. Yeah. You know, maybe you're too entrenched in it is the problem. Yeah.

That might be me. And you need to hear a voice from the outside. It's the entrenchment of it all. You gotta, maybe you're too entrenched in it, is the problem, and you need to hear a voice from the outside. It's the entrenchment of it all. You gotta come up for air. I think you're angry that you never mic'd up people that said amen, praise the Lord. Being like, hey, do you wanna get another order of nachos?

Yeah, it was like, I wonder if the bar, if I put microphones in the crowd at one of my shows, it'd be, hey, would he make fun of me if I left and took a shit? Think I could take a shit? That guy jizzed in the plant or shit in the plant? Do you think the bar's still open? I'm gonna go grab my vape pen from the car.

Yeah, I'm gonna go outside. Why wasn't he in Pitch Perfect 3? What the hell's going on here? What the hell? I thought this was Adam Levine. Did he die? Wait, I'm Googling it. Hey Siri, did Bumper die in Pitch Perfect 2 or what?

Hun, no. Bumper in Berlin, he dies in battle, I think. That's true, I forgot about that. Because Bumper in Berlin takes place in the 40s. Yeah, you watch the whole series. The backdrop is World War 2. Bumper was like Hitler's number two guy. Uh-huh. And the whole thing is about fighting to be number one guy. No, he was fighting on the side, he's fighting

on the side of the Americans. No, he's an American soldier. Oh, Blake didn't watch it. I think you guys are going to need to take a minute and revisit the instant classic that was Peacock, original Bumper in Berlin. I know it well. Okay. Bumper in Berlin is about him getting in a time machine. He's a US spy. He infiltrates Hitler's army. Oh, well, he's a dancer that was recruited. And singer, and singer. And singer, yep.

And singer. But he ends up assassinating Hitler at the end. And then season two was a cliffhanger. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hitler turns him into an assassin. It's kind of like a remake of Apocalypse Now, where he's sent to go assassinate him, and then he's like, well, this guy kind of knows

what he's talking about. And then I can't remember. Well, tune in. You got to check it out. Well, good. So we put that to rest. So you guys did watch. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah,. Well good, so we put that to rest. So you guys did watch. It's on Peacock. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, good, good, good.

It's on Peacock and it is a great watch. It is a banger. It is a banger. It's really good. Ruined my body and I have had spasms and multiple surgeries since, so I try to get back, but, bumper in Berlin.

You're a fucking disaster, my guy. There's a timeframe within which you can do jazz splits Adam. Yeah I love without stretching. Yeah, you know, yeah, I should have stretched a little more than I did Yeah, which was none. Yeah, cuz do you stretch do yeah, that's a great question I used to I used to do yeah, I always said I'm exactly like the athletic ability of Brett Favre Where you look at him and you're like, he can't, he shouldn't be able to do this.

Look at that guy like limbering out. Like lumbering out there. It just doesn't seem like he's got it. And then you see that mad scramble baby and he has all the moves and he wouldn't stretch. He would do a one, pull his leg back, two, pull his leg back, touch his toes. That's his stretch.

And that is more than I did. Yeah. It's science. Okay. Cause I do remember Adam had, and this is kinda like lexidaisical, you had like a point of pride where like, if people were like, well, are you flexible?

You would touch your toes really easily. Yes, that is true. I can, I can still do that. I know, but it was like a thing that you would do to be like, check this out. Yeah, at parties. Hands, palms to the floor. We would be at the Hollywood improv,

you would be showing everybody how you touch your toes. It was cool. Yeah. It's a party trick. But that wasn't because you stretched all the time. That is just, my hamstrings are freakishly flexible, and then other parts of my body are not flexible at all, and maybe that- Loose.

Actually that is what they're telling me, why my body has fallen apart. Is that, is what? Is that I'm hyper flexible in some ways, and wildly too tight in others, and I finally just sort of snapped. Ah. Yeah, sucks butts. That's kind of like you in real life too. You're a flexible guy but you're uptight

in some other areas and then you snap every time. Like what, Blake? Name three ways I'm uptight, Blake, please. Yeah, I like this, Blake. Right now you're jumping down my throat with any sort of criticism already regretting it Look at you go man. Come on. Okay. There you go. This is it being a tight bike. Oh Please explain

Here he goes here. He goes Tight Blake, I don't know brother you tell me man a little wound tight right now I'm not I'm not pretty chill. Okay, chill guy. You seem a little wound tight right now, okay? I'm not, I'm not. Pretty chill. Okay, chill guy. You know what you gotta get. What's that, what? One of these.

You gotta have one of these. Yeah, what's that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the world in the palm of my hand. It's science. That is just like a lacrosse ball, right? It's a lacrosse ball. And you roll your butt cheeks on this

and it solves all your problems. Excuse me? It hurts a lot. Excuse me? Yeah. a lot. Excuse me? Yeah. And you know how many I've lost? You know how many I've... I've been rolling on my ass and then I just gone.

Like a reverse... Swallowed whole. What's the lizard from Super Mario Brothers 2? Yoshi. Just eggs out of the mouth. Oh. Homeboy Yoshi. Yeah, it's like a reverse Yoshi.

They just go right up. Then you gotta go buy another one on Amazon or something. But these, rolling these on your hips and your butt. Yeah, they do It's definitely Please one more time why didn't want to blow the speakers out Thank you, I'll try to blow the speaker At my funeral when you're like 90 and I just died at 93. You're only three years older?

Say ooh! And we would run around and life was just an ooh, ah, ah, ah. It was all, it was a disturbed life. It seemed like yesterday it was a ooh, ah, ah. It was all a dream. We used to read Word Up Magazine. Ooh, ah, ah, ah. Ooh, ah, ah, ah. It was a disturbing existence. Can I get an ooh, ah, ah? We used to read Word Up magazine. Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah. Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah.

Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah. It was a disturbing existence. Can I get an ooh-wah-ah-ah? Can I get an ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah? Yeah, I guarantee we could do something like that. What would you guys, what fun things would you guys do at Blake's funeral? Well, I don't think I'd do much. I would jump off a roof onto his casket.

Oh, hell yeah, brother. Remember from the video? Well, I don't think I'd do much. I would jump off a roof onto his casket. Oh hell Yeah, brother remember from the video That would actually be sick. We should hire a bunch of They're very young very young teenagers What very young teens oil them up? Do a little backyard wrestling at his funeral the way Blake would want it.

Adam show your hands. Hands up. Okay, I like that. If you guys have a hardcore backyard wrestling match in front of my casket. Yeah, with very young teens. I mean, slippery. The way Blake would like. I don't know if it has to be young teens, but definitely teens.

I like how he goes, I don't know if it has to be young teens, but definitely teens. I like when he goes, I don't know. Definitely teens. I know that I don't need that at my funeral. I'm kind of hyped if there's a wrestling match at my funeral. That's fucking cool, dude. I'm ready to go out like that. Undertaker like theme? Is that what you want?

That would be sick. That would be really cool. Like if the lights go out. They hit the AC DC Hell's Bells as they bring the casket in. Oh shit. Yeah. And then the casket opens and you're dead

and you don't wrestle. Yeah, they just prop you up and someone moves your jaw to go, oh. Dude, I was actually, I was actually looking this up the other day on, on the, on Google. Like, you know how like now sometimes people, I'm a big boy. Okay. Being on being on at funerals, people will prop up dead bodies in like the corner of

a club, like they'll dress you up and like, you'll just be there at a party. What, what? Like, yeah. With like your, like your handout like this, just with there at a party. What, what? Like, with like your hand out like this, just with two pennies on your eyes. Dude, I saw one where a guy actually is in the middle of a poker, like he's, the poker game, you play poker with his dead body, but he's, you know, he's like all made up.

Don't do that to us. He's got sunglasses on. Don't do that to us. And he's like holding cards, but he's just, he's dead. So he's just like. Yeah. I don't know, you guys he's got he's like holding cards, but he's just he's dead. So he's just like, yeah I don't know you guys can manipulate my body any way you want And I said it here on the podcast so um, let it be right it is it is written verbally I'm gonna put your body in a bent wood chair

With your hands up like this, like you're driving a car at them, and then there'll be a chair next to you and people can like tag in and like improvise scenes with you. Okay. That'll be fun. The great zip zaps up, the last zip zaps up.

The last yes hand. I like that. Yes hand, death. Do we wanna pivot to actual- Pivot? Yes and. I like that. Yes and death. Do we want to pivot to actual... Pivot? Like to a true loss of a comrade, a brother? Just take it. Just go.

Yeah. I feel like we never really went into it. I know where you're going with this. I love it. Ladies and gentlemen, we have to give the ultimate flowers. We have to give an ultimate shout out to none other than our co-star, our friend, Wayman Lee, who did pass away December 18th. His funeral was last Saturday. What a bummer.

It was a bummer when we first got that news. It was... Yeah, that really... I mean, we've talked about it a little bit on the pod, right? Have we not? I don't think we've talked about it a little bit on the pod right have we not I? Think we've even approached it. That was all off pod. That was all off pod It was it was truly devastating and I was actually talking with Our What was he on workaholics was he a UPM on workaholics or not quite yet? He was still first assistant Mike Lovano's I was talking with Mike Lovano's and when it happened,

when we both got the news and I delivered the news to him and it was, I mean, it was such a gut punch to hear, man, because he really was, I mean, we were talking about, we're going to talk, we're going to do a cruise, right? That's the plan, is for us to do a, this is important cruise, and the plan is to get a bunch of cast members from Workaholics and do some fun shit. And I was like, dude, if we can get Wayman

to give him a free vacation, give him a little money. And Diane. And Diane, his wife. His wife. To come and party with us, and I mean, he would be a goddamn star, a superstar. Selfie heaven. Yeah.

Oh man. Yeah. And you know. He's in regular heaven. He's in regular heaven, no. True bummer. Because the thing, like we didn't let him talk on the show. By the way, I love how I go, he didn't talk on the show

and then people were just like up my ass, like he talked in the final episode at the very end congratulations guys think it was the second to last episode but you know he's right he gave a hell of a monologue but my point being was that this dude was a chatterbox and like always had like advice and like had had little pointers about life and stuff and when you're 20 and you're running around and you got all sorts of stuff on your mind, you're maybe not listening as much as you should, but looking back you're like,

oh, this dude had sage wisdom. And we just had too much machismo. We're running around with all this machismo and he has sage wisdom. Yes, yes, yes. And I think the other thing about like, Wayman is like, he truly was like, so pumped on like, all the attention that

the fans of Workaholics gave him. Like, he would always come up to us like, super grateful about like, oh man, like, the people just love the show. Like, even when, you know, the movie got... That's like, his impression. That is pretty good. Yeah.

Even when the movie got canceled, I it's pretty good. Yeah, even though even when the movie movie got canceled I was lucky enough. I was on set of a film where he was extra in like 2022 and he you know, that's that's after the um The movie had got canceled. He's like, oh we gotta find a way to get the movie made because the people want it They come up to me every day. So he was just like really, it's really cool that the fans really gave him his dudes and respect and he definitely felt all the love from work all the fans and all that too.

And like also the camera loved him. Oh my God, dude. Well, you know what I mean? Like it's funny that we like put him in and put him in and it's like, you could put anybody in, but like he didn't say anything and still like brought everything to the, like it's, it was put anybody in but like he didn't say anything and still like brought Everything to the tape like it's it was enough and was a star

Yeah, say anything and everyone knew who he was actually in the finale he did item. I know I'm pretty sure is the second to last step, but I Think it was wasn't it. I'm pretty sure we have him talking the second to last episode I think it was, wasn't it? I'm pretty sure. Why would we have him talk in the second to last episode? I think it was the last episode. It's the last episode. Where we're all beefing and then he comes in and is like You guys should be writers. Is that right?

Doesn't matter. Well, doesn't it? At this very moment, doesn't it? I guess, I guess. Anyway, yes, yes. Well now I guess, I guess. Yeah, go ahead. Anyway, yes, yes. Well, now I forgot what I was going to say. I was just going to hype up Wayman and just how fucking great he was. I have just been saying about how like the camera loves him, like he could just make

a look. He didn't have to say anything. Oh, well, a lot of people don't- You think he said something in the second to last minute. A lot of people don't realize that we found Wayman on Craigslist. Yes. Before the show had even come out. He was the first piece of the puzzle other than us. He was the first hire that we had besides us.

And we did a web series before Workaholics and called a fifth year. Right? Is that right? Yeah. Fifth year. And, and we had some offices and we were like, let's put on ties and act like we work together. And basically the genesis of workaholics.

And we needed an extra to come by and like give us weird looks. And we found him on Craigslist and we're like, this guy seems hilarious. And we hired him and he was with us ever since. And a good dude and like sweet off-camera Oh, yeah, he was just a total weirdo. Well, then you like well first things first that guy's gone. Yeah Yeah, absolutely. He was like a good hang. Yeah Dude, just what I mean Kyle says he still has

Wayman's original contract framed it was just for like 50 bucks Like we got him off Craigslist 50 bucks and we're like, this guy's coming with us the whole way. He was there from the beginning to the end, man. And I'd be remiss. I don't know how people say that. Yeah. But like, go ahead. Remiss brother.

Well, don't be like sedate. Basically when you remiss. Yeah. And I would never remiss hard. Uh, remissed on. The, I didn't win best Picture, Everything Everywhere All Once? I believe so, yeah. Yeah, I don't think you're remiss.

Yeah, it won the Academy Award. Waymond is the name of the main character. Yes. Waymond is in that movie. There's no other Waymond. And they drive the Vogue. Then they drive the Vogue. There's a Red Volvo, there's an office situation.

There's a lot of nods. Anyway, clearly those guys, they watched the show and took something from it. But there's no other Waymond I've ever met in my life. Yes. I talked to his sisters at his funeral about how he got that name. Oh, their name's Waymond?

No, they tried to name him Raymond, but they didn't say it correctly. So it came- So this is like an Asian accent situation? Well, his real name was similar to Raymond in, Chinese name is similar to Raymond. So they thought it transferred over. So they invented it.

Yes. Got it. Oh, okay. So it wasn't like a racist guy at the clerk's office that they're like Raymond and he's like, yeah, sure, Waymond. Right. Right. Yeah, no, I don't think so. I do believe that he said he tried to go by Waymond in the military and the military just called him Raymond because Waymond isn't a name.

I don't like that. I didn't know. I don't know if I knew he was in the military. He was in the Navy. He was a general. He was a general. He's a purple, purple heart. He led us into the Gulf War.

No, I guess he was a mess manager, which is he prepared foods on a ship. And from what I heard, the officer said that he made great coleslaw, which now that I know that, I wish I would have got to try Wayman's coleslaw. You were, I mean, that's the restaurant. You went to the funeral. I was in Australia kind of bummed, very bummed, not kind of, that I couldn't make it. So that's something you learned there.

And he was a marathoner He had pictures of marathons. He's like I've run like 30 marathons. I was like damn son Yeah, that's honestly insane because he didn't seem like he was in the best of shape like he was a marathon runner I think he's just one of those guys that can just fucking do it older man by the time right we kind of knew him more As like a little little hedgehog guy, guy, but I think he was quite athletic. They also said he played like a ton of tennis, which I'm like, damn, we should have had a tennis episode. I can see that now, low center of gravity,

lateral, lateral moves, but everything everywhere all at once, in my mind, I'm like, eternalized. Like, obviously he's on our show, but like, that was like Oscar winning, like the main characters named after him clearly because he plays a background actor in the movie. Yeah. He has a little halo and his halo is like a bagel. He's in the film. He's all up in it. How is that not the picture of the funeral? Well, they kind of blew it. Because this one, he takes really good photos. He really does. Every photo.

It's hard to choose. Every photo he's ever taken is a goddamn slam dunk. Yeah. Just Google image Wayman and you're gonna, oh my God. The bro is a model. And is it the kind of thing where they are all almost exactly the same photo? You know, there's not too much varying to what is like has a signature face. I always love that kind of thing.

You know? Yeah. Do you guys have a signature face. I always love that kind of thing. You know? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Do you guys have a signature face? Adam kind of does. I feel like my face is gummy as hell. It moves all kinds of weird directions. That's the signature, Adam.

Oh. No, but you hit your like, you hit your little, your dimple. Pop the dimple a little bit. Yeah, you know what you're doing. I think I always try to kind of do like a, you know, I have a quite the underbite. So it's like yeah Yeah, that's that. Yeah

Blake looks like he is a signature is easy easy now Easy now brother. Yeah. Yeah Durs looks like a goddamn serial killer serial molester Yeah, Duris looks like a goddamn serial killer, serial molester. Purn! That's his look. It's not ten doors, it's eighteen. Blake looks like a third or fourth grader that you are teaching to smile and they can't figure it out. You know, they're like, Purn!

Those are the best photos though. I'm going, yeah, you smile like Ren from Ren and Stimpy when he's going crazy. Yeah. You. Snapping on these fools. Yeah. Allegedly. And shout out to Wayman's wife, Diane, just to wrap this up before we move on. Shout out to her, also an integral part of Workaholics.

Talk about like a hilarious... Yeah, we had her do some fan dancing. They were a very funny couple. I loved it. They're a funny, funny couple because Wayman's super sweet and Diane is just like. She would break his balls.

She's like, Wayman, get in there. You need to ask for, you guys need to give like, she was like, give him a line. Like he's always on, give him a line. We're like, well, the bit's kind of that he doesn't talk. And she was like, he's funny, give him a line. We're like, Diane, the bit's kind of that he doesn't talk and she was like he's funny Give him a line. We're like Diane. We will find out we will we know either the second last You will get one he's great. Well, what was the second to last episode? I can't remember now by the way, the fans are gonna be what you don't know. It's been a while, dude

We don't I don't remember seasons. There's like, tell me what happened season five, I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell you. Whoops. Yeah. Whoopsie. If he knew he wouldn't tell you.

I would. This is over, guys, he's moved on. Okay, that being said, we're gonna read the movie on the cruise. And it's been a while. We really wish it happened. I know the movie. I can tell you what happens in the movie.

Yeah. I just never got made. I will say though, did you know Diane, because Diane sang a song at Wayman's funeral and she had a really, really beautiful voice. Do you know the song? No, it was in like Mandarin or Cantonese. I do. Oh, that's sick. Did you record that?

I wanted to, but I didn't know protocol. Was anyone recording? There was a photographer there. I didn't. Yeah, no, but was anyone, did anyone have their cameras out? Their phones? I didn't, not that I, yeah, I think some people did. I did not. Oh, then you missed opportunity, buddy, because I would have... I would have paid good money for that.

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OK. Ders is excited about that. Oh, yeah, dude. By the way, little water baby, man. It was really fun to see. LA 2028? What are we saying? Did not cry even a little bit.

They were like, are you comfortable dunking him? And I'm like, watch this. And I just shoved him under the water. I'm still gonna send it. You threw him into a basket. You fucking reverse jammed, boom. Dude, and he just loves getting thrown around. He's the best.

So he loved it. When he's a young teen, can he please wrestle at my funeral brother? Absolutely, I'll oil him up now. Well, I don't know if he when he's a young teen You're only gonna be in your 50s buddy. Like knows what he's saying. Like, you know, okay You're still living hard. We don't know. Yeah window is closing. Yeah, I'm feeling healthy, dude. I'm feeling healthy Yeah, what do you drink in Kirkland lime? Bubbles I've started the year off very healthy you have I'm of course doing my cannot wait to hear this

I'm doing my dry January and I've all sugar-free bubble gum. I've really cut down on my diet. I'm like not eating candy I'm eating a lot of vegetables and really not oh by the way, okay We're gonna do the height of the the tee the tee test off Oh to see who has high tea low tea We got to get that lined up Isaac. I told him to get it lined up Isaac if you fuck this up Yeah, and and by the way, there's a 100% chance. He forgot about it Yep, or something. I didn't know you did was real even though I asked him to do it Yeah, that's the second one. Didn't even know. Punk Rock, getting radical. Oh, he's getting it lined up,

as if calling a concierge doctor to come do it would be more than just one phone call. But I think we breezed over this last pod, but it's actually kind of cool what we're going to do here pretty soon. We're going to go to New Orleans for the Super Bowl for three days before it, and we're gonna be live in person,

the three of us doing the pod in one room with On media row so we're gonna be having like celebrity guests pull up if they want to talk to us or which just might be a yeah Dude, how fun will it be when it's just celebrity after celebrity being like nah looking through us as if we're a magic guy We're good One of those magic eyes that you used to see in the malls in the 90s that you'd stare through and then see Like a ship. No, sir. I don't like it. You know what I mean? Yeah, just stared us like this. It's a lot of Cam Newton right, but the magic guy they see is just an arrow It's a lot of camp the other directions hat walking around

Can we wear your hat if we can't get cam can we just talk to the hat? Get the hat. Yes. We're going to interview Cam Newton's hat. That is our goal. Because what fun stuff does he keep in there? I don't know. You know, he's got some... It's ideas.

He's got a lot of ideas. Wasn't he fighting people kind of often for a little bit, Cam Newton? Fighting? Like fist fighting? Oh, no. He kind of, no, he did kind of get jumped. Yeah, he does like football camps. And I think people, because of his career, because of like the trajectory of his career and how kind of like cut short it was and injuries

and then kind of like just not living up to the expectations that he set for himself being so good in college. He's great. Yeah, well he's great in the college. He's great. Yeah. Well, he's great in the NFL. He kind of gets, like, punked by people. Mm. And he wears the hats.

Yeah, and the hats. I think it's mostly the hats, dude. It's the hats. Dude. I feel like it's mostly the hats. And he lies to trash talk, as I'm sure a lot of highly competitive professional athletes do. But then, like, it gets real.

I do. Fuck you. And then he, like, was fighting people. No, I think he got jumped. I think that's what you're talking about. Like an actual got jumped? Yes. I think he was shit talking with people, and then it got taken to the next level, when they were like, give me that hat.

But it was more than just one guy going after Cam, and I think he fought off an army of people, because he's a very strong guy. Dude, he is massive. He also, remember he, didn't he survive like a car accident and he like lifted the car off himself? Like he was a, he's a super human. I feel like we're making up a lot of stuff about Cam Newton, like we're building this lore. We gotta have him on the pod.

He's not gonna be on the pod. Yeah, yeah, it's science. He's listening now. Cam Newton is not listening. You know who's listening? Stan pod. Yeah, he is. It's science. He's listening now. Cam Newton is not listening. You know who's listening? Stan Newton. Travis Kelce. And he's infinitely more famous.

I bet we'll get Travis Kelce over Cam Newton. Not if he's playing, do you think? Not if he's playing, not if he's playing. Poop dollar! Nice, nice poll. He's gonna be playing. Yeah. They're gonna be playing.

Probably. God, they're good. Yeah, they're good. But we'll get Jason. We'll get Jason. Yeah. That'd be stick. That'd be great. Arguably the they're good. Yeah, they're good. But we'll get Jason. We'll get Jason. Yeah. That'd be sick.

That'd be great. Arguably the more available one who will go to our house. Yeah, who might actually do it. Yeah, Travis might just throw a Chuck us a do. It's gonna be sick. Love you guys. See ya. I think it's gonna be cool.

Beyond all the podcasting, which will be fun, yada yada, what will be fun is being in New Orleans with my boys. Yeah. And by the way, I'm not drinking until then. And then the wheels are coming back off. I'm gonna get red and splotchy again. My inflammation's gonna shoot through the roof again. Can't wait for it. Because, okay, here's another thing we haven't covered

is a little, but you have drank since the New Year or you drank on New Year's, correct? On New Year's, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then not since. And not since, no. And by the way, Blake, me and you will be in San Francisco doing the Dr. Phil Adam live show tomorrow. That's true.

Which will be last Friday after this podcast comes out. Yes. And we're not drinking, because I wanted to run it past you, I didn't want to drink. I don't want. I might. I know you are dude. It's my sober January. I'm like we're gonna be in San Francisco and Blake being on a stage without being drunk doesn't seem right. I mean I'm in the bay. Come on man. I might have to have some beers. Oh Okay, so not at all what you just said. What is I've gone 17 days? Okay. I'm I'm I'm sitting pretty

I'm gonna get back. I'm gonna get back on the train, but maybe one day here or there So you're not gonna do it in solidarity with me Probably not tomorrow, but maybe we'll see. All right. Is there a drink from San Francisco that's like synonymous with the city? Like it's the San Francisco treat of drinks. Water trash, water trash the shot.

Water trash is the bar. What's that bar, have you, there's that bar that's on the wharf where it's like that dude makes like all these like coffee whiskies all at once where it's just like a row Oh, yeah, and then the guy's hands are all like melted I'm spilling it all over himself. I know exactly what you're talking about. He's been doing it for years They say that they invented the Irish coffee, which by the way, I feel like every Irish bar claims that like I feel like Ireland might have done that but okay. Yeah, but that that's their claim. That is their claim. That's cool

And I've been I've been to that place a couple times too. It's very funny. You could take them to go which is fun I love a good to go drink So you Blake you're telling us that the drink is a nondescript coffee beverage with some guys hands in it. Yeah Correct. That's that's the that's the famous drink. Yeah. It's an Irish coffee. Oh, the Mai Tai. That's right. Because I do think that San Francisco is originally... Are they who started Tiki bars?

Am I tripping? I could be tripping. There's a lot of Tiki bars there. Yeah. That would make sense. There's a heavy Asian population. They might have brought it. I've been to the bread factory.

What's it? Boudin, where they like claim all the stuff. Blake, you're supposed to know this stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is what you're asking us. You're asking us. Yes, it's the bread factory in San Francisco. It's pronounced Boudin, I believe, right?

But they have a wall where it says everything that was created. We don't know. We don't know. If there's Omaha questions or Ebbetson questions, we got you. We're looking to you for San Francisco. There's a wall that says all the things that were created in San Francisco.

And I remember one of the things was Chop Suey, which I was pretty hyped on. That sounds insecure to me, that you have to put a wall up of all the things you've invented. Okay, Blake, I'm willing to drink with you with one caveat. Okay. We have to go to the Tonga Room.

Okay. In San Francisco in the Fairmont Hotel, which I believe you've been to with me, correct? Mm-hmm. Yes, when I was shooting Jexy, that seminal film, Jexy. We love a Jexy movement. We love Jexy, the Jexy movement. I feel...

Shout out to all the Jexters. I feel I that's the only the The Jexters all my Jexters out there That's the only place I would drink because it's a fucking shit show down there. I love it. We're going we're going What is this? It's the Fairmont Hotel, which is an ancient hotel in San Francisco It's like one of the oldest. It's at the top of knob Hill. I think that's what it's called. And is this on the square? No, it's a knob Hill. It's the top and it's right at the top of it. And it's in the basement that it used to be the pool, but they kept water in it. And now this bar floats out and a Bruno Mars cover band will come on and sing songs and it's called the

Tonga Room and it's all Tiki themed and it is out of control. We might end up there. Is Bruno Mars of Tongan descent? I believe he's Filipino. I believe. Okay. That's what Blake believes, but he's Filipino, I believe. That's what Blake believes, but he's from Iowa. Hey, thank you!

Thank you for getting my identity correctly, thank you. Oh yeah, a guy who's been there to us. Well that sounds fun, and you want to drink in that basement? That's the only basement I would drink. Because I know he's going to be like, come to my friend's basement, he hasn't left in six years We're not going to conquer to drink bro. Okay, I'm not the worst idea though. Yeah, it could be pretty fun You want to go hang out with Teddy? Yeah, okay, so I like that Blake set this all up like I'm not All I'm feeling great. You said all of you said all of January you're not drinking and then I said But what about tomorrow and then you said, but what about tomorrow? And then you said, I'm drinking. I've had this day circled on the calendar

that there may be drinks involved at the Adam Ray Dr. Phil show. Have you smoked weed? Is there- No, I haven't done anything. I haven't done anything. I guess here's my question. Me too.

If you're gonna drink tomorrow, or whenever this is, why aren't you drinking any other day? Like, what's the difference? Like, not like principally, principally, like like the principle of like I'm not drinking this month but I'm going to drink tomorrow. Lacks a day's a goal. The amount of non drinking. Why not go you know what I'm actually just going to not drink because we did we talked about this last year when you try to do this and you lasted three days when I went damp when I went I went damp, not dry, damp. Right, it was like a moist, what was it?

It was damp. It was damp. It was damp, damp, damp. It was damp, damp, damp. So is there anything in you that is telling you, actually dude, let's just go the 30 days because that's what we're doing? Like is there a program?

Like what is the impetus? No, I think what it is, I understand what you're saying. It has to be a true event to have a drink. Right. I guess I'm saying what are you doing? Because I think Blake's alcoholic, can I speak for you? Can I speak why you're alcoholism? Sure. I can too. Once you're done, I can-

Blake's alcoholism is an everyday type of alcoholism No, yeah All down drunk no incorrect He's a fall down drunk and I I think he gets pulled away on random Tuesdays Wednesdays Thursdays Friday Saturdays, of course some Sundays and then Mondays as well football Because every time a football game happens, he's gotta go watch it, he's gotta have drinks. That spirals into going to a bar,

closing down the Cha Cha Lounge. Burn! Basketball. And then there's basketball games, that's coming up. Basketball's getting a little heated. This is the way. Christmas Day. You know, if his team's playing, another team,

he's gotta drink then. And then, of course, if there's an ancillary ground, a friend of a friend of a friend who may or may not own a skateboard, if anyone owns a skateboard, he's got a drink, if it's their birthday or if it's their half birthday. I just wanna party. And these are the same people who went out

when it was your birthday, Adam. They're like, we gotta continue celebrating, even though you weren't with them. Yeah, they were like, we have to continue partying. Four Adams birthday. I'm still gonna say it. Any shred of a reason to keep it going? Yeah.

To keep it going. Well, those are your true friends. Okay, so you're, yes, you're exaggerating it a bit, but if I don't lay some sort of borders on it, yeah, there are times when I could be drawn into doing it because there are a lot of opportunities for me to drink. Yes How did I get that? I might get that but so I guess my question is what are you doing? What is the whole like this that I miss my aren't you drinking? I'm surprisingly loving it. It feels great to not drink

And I guess this is like the first true kind of, I don't know, what I'm wondering is this, what are you doing? Like what is the reason you're not drinking? What is an occasion that doesn't meet the required whatever to drink or not drink? Because isn't this like a true test of like, what would it be like to not drink for this as opposed to a Wednesday where there's really no good reason to drink?

Sure. I'm not going into this as I'm quitting drinking. I know what you're saying. Like, like if I was going into this like, yo, I'm not drinking anymore, I would be confronted with these sort of events that would be like an instance where I would make the excuse of like, this is a good enough excuse to drink. And you have to be able to say no to those situations. Right. Yes.

Yeah, so it's the, for me, I think moving forward for me, because I love drinking, but it's bad for me, you know. You're going to die. I'm going to die. Or it just makes your life bad. I just have like a ton of fucking pills. No, Adam's falling apart It's a different. These are different. It's a different thing. Yeah, I'm literally falling apart My doctor's like. Adam's body says help. Please, please. They can't figure it out. I'm having spasms

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like sentence statement in your mind of like what you are doing? Just kind of like a reset, a reset of my body a little bit getting back to like a... What does a reset entail? Eating a little more clean, not consuming alcohol, just, you know, kind of flushing the system. Until when or just less? Well, I think upon like- Like is there a date or is it like a moderation thing? Jen, February 1st would be the time when I would not have these restrictions, but I think

in doing this reset, you start to realize like, oh, it actually is pretty fricking rad to not have extreme hangovers. You could go watch football and not have to drink six beers or whatever. You know what I mean? Right. So you say. Right. So you say.

It's not as fun. It's not as fun. It sucks. It's not as fun. It isn't as fun. It isn't. It's not. But it is still fun. It's almost pointless. So then have you had a test yet where you've gone somewhere not drinking yet? And if you have not, is this then you're going to kind of give in to the left my house? Yeah, that's what I think. Blake is like just staying in. He's like, I'm just going to watch football at home.

I'm not going to go. No, I went to watch the Detroit Lions game at Tim Robinson's house. It was so fun. Everybody was there. Everybody was drinking beers. Watch your feet. He's dropping names.

OK. Hollywood. Well, they're big time. The Detroiters are big time Lions fans. It was a good time. Yeah. But I, yeah. No, I didn't drink.

And you did not drink there? No, I did not. I had Heineken Zeros, shout out to the sponsor. Sure. Dude, I love, I actually fuck with Heineken Zeros. I actually enjoy a good Heineken Zero, dude. You know, you know which other one I like? We know, Adam.

This is not, you've said this. I know, I know, I know, dude. But the other one. Heineken Zero is not gonna eat your pussy, buddy. Come on, what are you doing? No, dude, my pussy. Sorry, please. And I don't know that for sure.

I want an apology. I want an apology at the end of this episode. I want them to eat my pussy, not my pussy. Of course, I'm sorry. The other one I like is the Doe Seckeys with lime. Non-alcohol. Okay. Do they call it No Seckeys? Oh, hold on. Let me...

I spin on it. Yes, points! No? Wow. Okay. No points? Hold on. No points. Hold on, I can take it back. Is there an opposite? I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. Thank you. Fair enough. So, we sent it to each other and we were all laughing but it makes me go is Trump just a funny guy? Like is he, does he know what he's doing? Oh you're talking about this?

Everybody's coming. Yep. Many of them came numerous times. Absolutely. Is that what you're talking about? That's exactly what I'm talking about. Yes. way he said it, I was like, he's setting himself up at the beginning of his term to then have a very funny little sound bite clip that everyone uses, much like the do not come and the I'm gonna come. Because not everyone, I thought we were the only ones using it and I think we were very early on that bandwagon But now everybody has the I'm gonna come. Yes come take knows it

Do you think Kamala also knew and she was like do not come she's like yes She knows what she's doing too. It's the interns they're interns tell them I don't know like you need some cum sounds right I don't know if Kamala was hip enough to really lay into the cum If she would have she would have won. You know, they just hip enough Did you see a picture of her when she was like 20? Yeah, she was she was dating Montel Jordan with her little like shortcut Hold on. I hear here's though. Here's the whole here's the whole Clip say like yeah

Jeff Bezos came Bill Gates came Mark Zuckerberg came many them came numerous times, the bankers have all come, everybody's coming. That's a lot of coming. That's a lot of coming, man. That's a lot of coming. You know what you're doing. This reminds me, this reminds me of the like, This reminds me.

The documentary about the kids TV shows, how they were like, they were making us do all this suggestive stuff. Oh yeah, so all that. Just like pies in the face, and they were like, they were making us do all this suggestive stuff. It was like, just like pies in the face, and they're like, clearly that's cum. And I'm like, I don't know how much they were thinking about like cum shots in 91 before porno took over everything.

Wait a minute. Many of them came numerous times. Yeah, no, they were thinking, they were thinking cum shots. I don't know, man, yeah. They were. Fair enough. But bless your soul, Ders. Bless your soul. Yeah, you're a little soul. And I come here to learn, guys.

I come. Oh, you do? I come to learn. I'm going to come. You little naivete. No, yeah. No, those were bad people. Yeah, thank you.

So I truly think Trump knows what he's doing. And he's like, if I say come 15 times in a row, I bet he like had a little bet with an intern. And he's like, yeah, I bet you can't. He's like, I bet I bet you can't. He's like, I bet I'm going to say come 15 times. He's like, there's no way you'll be able to say come that many times. And he's like, watch this. And then he fucking nails it.

Watch this. Yes. One sentence. Mark Zuckerberg came. Because you think talking about come with an intern is a good thing and an advantageous thing. Yeah. In that cabinet. In this climate. In that cabinet. It's fine. Oh, yeah. It's green light climate. In that cabinet, it's fine. Oh yeah, yeah.

It's green light. In the Trump presidencies, it's A-okay. It's green light, brother. Let's listen to the whole thing one more time. Oh, okay, hold on, let me pull this, here we go. Jeff Bezos came, Bill Gates came, Mark Zuckerberg came, many of them came numerous times, the bankers have all come, everybody's coming.

Dude. Dude, come on. And what is that about? I don't even fucking know. I think it was... I don't know. No, it was about them coming down to Mar-a-Lago and, like, kissing the ring, essentially.

Ah, and they all came. And they all came. So, if you think they're not coming, you're wrong, because they all came. You're wrong. Bankers have all come. Make America come again. Make America come again, brother.

They came many times. Hell, yeah. Speakingers all come. Make America come again. Make America come again, brother. They came many times. Hell yeah. Hey, by the way, speaking of coming, now I noticed that I'm like a month in. Wait, are you still taking them? I haven't cracked mine yet. I'm a month in. I brought mine to Australia. Really?

I was like, oh yeah. Okay, can I ask ask can we get serious for a second yeah yeah please how is it affecting the orgasm let me tell you something what is it this is what I've noticed this is what I've noticed what does it taste like the cum or the pills yeah what does your cum taste like I'm gonna cum I don't know but I get like a fruity pebbles smell. Oh, tangy. Zesty. Go off, King.

No, this is truly, let's get serious. Thank you, Blake. Please. Let's get serious. This is the first time Ders cries. The life changing, no, the only thing I've noticed. Notice me. And this is weird.

Notice me, senpai. But delightful, it's delightful. It feels better when I urinate. Oh. Like a, like, that's what I feel. Like just a heavier flow? Cause you know when you have to take a... There's a sensation, yes, it's like when you really

have to go to the bathroom and it's like, it feels great. And then it's a fucking blast. Well I'm not saying that like the pee is a blast, but what I'm saying is that when I urinate, it just feels better. That's what I've noticed. Wow. We're back.

That and I'm constantly leaking out of my safe. I don't know about you guys, but I do pee more than I ejaculate. I don't know about you guys, but I do. I actually pee more than I ejaculate. I don't know about you guys, but I do. I actually pee more than I ejaculate. Oh, yeah. Across the board. Okay. I didn't. I don't speak for you guys.

It's either or. Many of them came numerous times. Today it is. That's crazy. Load boost. And you think Trump might be sponsored by load boost. I don't know. We don't know. So you don't notice more sensational orgasms? You're not you're not busting harder No, they're just as sensational as they've ever been. Okay, but my peepee I like that's actually a little disappointing

but I think yeah, that's cool because Speaking I think you have to take it for eight to 18 months to kick in. I heard three weeks. Yeah Yeah, it is weeks. That's why I was like, all right, they sent a ton. Let's go. Well, so wait, also, hello, what's the volume of your loads, brother? Are you shooting fucking big ropes? Is it boosted? It seems same. It seems same.

Oh, hey, so- Did you measure? Did you put it on a food scale and measure? Yeah, okay. Like you told me to, I did, yeah. Like you texted me. Did you? Yeah.

Adam texted me in the video. It's science. It was pretty like, disgraced. I was like, yeah, why aren't you sending the photos? And I got the scale you texted me. It's a puffed up. Yeah. Adam texted me in video. It's science. It was pretty like, disgraced. I was like, yeah, why aren't you sending me the photos? And I got the scale you sent me in the mail. Yeah, I did it. I did it all. Okay.

I wanna see those numbers. And yes, I put it on a microscope slide. I looked at it. Thank you for that as well. I'm just here to help. I did it all. It's science. Because I'm not doing it

because I'm on too many fucking meds and I don't want it to affect whatever the hell I'm over here to help. I did it all science because I'm not doing it because I'm on too many fucking meds And I I don't want it to affect whatever the hell I'm over here doing sure you don't want to mix I'm trying not to mix Adams a purist. It is just a vitamin though, right? Yeah for the most part I think it's pretty it's pretty organic stuff in here. Okay, it's vegetable cellulose Rice rice flour and so blazer you're on it. I'm not I I Am not because I'm not just so just me. I could have died. I'm not snipped I'm not trying to have another kid. I know that this will increase your odds of blowing bigger loads and having no children Yeah, but you know like the tiny some I can get someone pregnant. It's not like

Also, maybe just like pull out or like But you know like the tiniest amount can get someone pregnant. It's not like... What a bitch. Sure. And also maybe just like pull out or like... Yeah, it's not, yeah. Well, you can never be too careful, you know what I mean? In that order. That's the whole point is to be too careful. So you're busting inside, but your loads are super small, so you think she's not going to get pregnant?

Buddy, I think this is why you have two kids. It's science. Adam, you got to text him a video. Send him the microscope. Give me a scale, brother. Is it real? I feel like you might just need to get boosted and start jerking off a little more

if you're trying not to have kids. Hey, brother. That's cool. Adam's my doctor. Those are doctor's orders, baby. Dude, I just went to the doctor. I have heart disease. Adam.

Tom, just stop. We know. We know. Nothing shocks us. Nothing is shocking us. Dude. Yeah. Spina bifida?

What else? You say you do or you might? No, I was... And what does that mean? I have a marker that isn't for the cholesterol. So the bad cholesterol, the good cholesterol. I don't know. I just learned this shit. But apparently my cholesterol is great. It's gone down since I've lost some

weight. That's crazy. He's like, you're doing fantastic. I'm like, kick butt, get back on that red meat. La mi gobo. And then he's like, hold up. Wait a minute. You do have red flag on the play. You have high cholesterol for the part that isn't from your food that you eat. It's hereditary. Hold up. And then I found out that my grandmother had the same thing, and my dad has a version of it, and my uncle has a version of it.

And they're like, yeah, more than likely you'll have some version of heart disease when you get older, and there's nothing you can do about it right now Just you know because it's not about what you're eating so it fucking sucked So just eat whatever my doctor made a big deal about coming into the office and sitting me down I'm like am I fucking dying again? Another thing that I'm dying from So yeah, so that sucks, but yeah, shoot well the bus again. Right. Another thing that I'm dying from. So yeah, so that sucks.

But yeah, shoot. Well, the bus. See, monitor that. Yeah. Keep an eye on that. But I guess that's kind of cool. It's like, what's that movie Short Time where the guy finds out he's going to die even though like somebody switched the medical chart with him.

So if you're going to have this regardless of what you eat and drink. Yeah. Let's do this. Go all in. That's actually a really good point. That's a really good point dude. However Blake, what? Stick to your goals man. Thanks man. Thank you. I will. It's feeling great. I feel great guys. Yeah. I'm loving life. Do you feel great? Yeah, I feel great. Well I think it's just only because you're you're so used to being so hungover at all times that But that's what it is. It's like now because because not being hungover all the time. Yeah, it feels great

It does feel a lot better. It's yeah, it's definitely nice. Yeah, I will say that yeah Here the dog and then a little hair of the dog. No, that doesn't work for me. What do you mean? I don't feel good if I like refired up It just makes me feel like total ass really. Mm-hmm. Yeah doesn't help Wow I need it. I need a little bloody buddy first thing in the morning. Mm-hmm I do look you know what the one thing I do I have been craving the bloody bloody Mary. Hang on so good Immediately backtracked immediately back. Those are so good. I love Bloody Marys. Those are delicious.

You like those ones that are the size of like a football helmet? Oh yeah. With like a chicken in it? The plan is for tomorrow, buddy, not drinking unless we go to the Tonga Room, in which case I will get drunk. In Blackout City.

Blackout. Blackout City. Well I'll monitor, I'm probably gonna have some Bud Lights backstage, you know, chum it up. That's fun. Yeah. Yeah, you could do whatever you need to do in order to go on stage. To be funny, my funny sauce.

Yes, you need your funny sauce, and I get that and I respect that. Thank you. But then afterwards, if we go to another bar, I'll go, because I'm a friendly guy, I'm just not gonna be drinking, unless we go to the Tonga Room, and then I will guzzle a Mai Tai, or three.

I will drink a pitcher. Then the wheels come off, okay. Then the wheels will come off. Cool, I love it. Blake, do you think you're funnier drunk? No, I don't think so. Is anybody funnier when they're drunk? I think some people might be a little looser.

Yeah. No, no, no, but funnier. Yeah, I mean, there's definitely people who are hilarious drunks, like uncles and stuff like that. Uh-huh. Yes, I think that is the truth. People that maybe wouldn't let things fly if they're sober, and then they have a few drinks and then they are able to let their funny fly.

Right. So, yeah, there are people that are funnier. Yeah, it's interesting. I don't know if I have ever like done what you guys are doing. What's that? What? Not drunk, not drank alcohol for an extended period of time. Right. On purpose. Yeah, don't do it. Stupid. It's a bagel. Have have no interest in it. But I also don't think I've been somewhere where everyone's loaded

and been like witnessing that sober. I've usually also been loaded. Right. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if I had afterwards going, I went to the after party at Delilah's in Vegas. I talked with you, I talked on the podcast a little bit about this and everyone was just housed. As they should be it was sure 2 a.m. Went in and then I was like I have to leave now. Yeah. Yeah I said I'm now I'm like I now I'm the weirdo who's sober. I'm like I felt creepy being sober Well, I think you find also when you take these breaks and stuff in your around your drinking friends that there are I find also when you take these breaks and stuff and you're around your drinking friends that there are friends who are sober in the mix. Like there are people who aren't drinking that are able to do it.

I love it. Blake's like, wait a second. You're not drunk? I was not drunk. I never drank. What are you drinking? I see you. But then are they like, it's a look, it is to me When sober people are creepy if they're around a lot of on drunk people and they're sober What are they doing? What are they? What are they doing? What do you mean? Dude that's predatory

Okay, I don't want to stop being friends with my friends just because I'm not drinking I feel like that's the reason people don't Your council drinking your cancel then dude your cancel what? I don't want to stop being friends with my friends just because I'm not drinking. I feel like that's the reason people don't stop drinking. You're canceled. You're canceled then, dude. You're canceled. What? I know what you're saying. See, I'm gonna go hang out with you afterwards for a little bit, but once the clock strikes midnight or whatever and everyone's getting blackout, if I'm still lurking around, I'm

up to no good. It's like a weird, unfair advantage. It is a serial killer mentality type thing. I'm not trying gonna be still lurking around. I'm up to no good. It's like a weird, unfair advantage. It is a serial killer mentality type of thing. I'm not trying to fuck my friend. I know I'm not, but a regular sober guy would be trying to fuck your friend. Right. I'm drunk now.

Okay, okay, fair enough. I'll keep an eye out for those guys. So watch out for all the sobers. Watch out for that shit. There's creepy sobres. Adam's 100% right, because you're not enjoying it. You can't, if everyone's drunk,

you can't enjoy that sober. It depends. Well, there's a certain level where you do enjoy it. But when the clock strikes, we're talking about when the clock strikes, what are you doing there? No. It was after like 1 a.m.

and I was at the club and I'm like, and it was a very fun party. There, you know, there's celebs everywhere. Narles Barkley was fucking on stage. It was, I was like, this seems very fun. Perfect. But everyone had just turned to the corner and now everyone's just fucking shoving you like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, okay, all right. I think that is my least favorite thing about if I've been sober somewhere and it's just too loud, my tolerance for the loudness as a sober person is like absolutely zero. That's very understandable.

I can't yell or pretend to hear people talk. When you're drunk, you don't care. You know, like it's the best. You can read lips. I you're drunk, you don't care. You know, like it's, you don't care. You can read lips. I know, yeah, like fucking crazy. Yeah. Whoa, yeah. But when you're sober and people are like, yeah,

you're like, I need to understand what's going on right now, or I gotta go. Yeah, you gotta pull the rip cord. You know when your time has come. Unless you're a predator. And you're going, it's not about the words, it's about the prey. That's right. That is absolutely right.

And I'm sober enough so I can execute. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams? I feel Ders has a take back for me or an apology. What was it? An apology. Yeah, it was an apology. Yeah, of course. And I knew, what was it?

What was the apology for? We all forgot, dude. But I remember being really, of course. And I knew, what was it? What was the apology for? We all forgot, dude. But I remember being really, really offended. Right. I forgot to remember. Mm. Okay. Something about you. And dude, I take it back. I bet I'm going to wake up sweating in the middle of the night and be like, how dare he? Isn't it crazy how often that does happen regarding this podcast?

Yep. Just like... Just really offended by what our friends say. You gotta write it down when it really offends you. Don't tell me what to do. Thank you, God! Do our producers or anyone in the chat remember why Doris offended me?

Or is Anna, are you just over there doing yoga? She's asleep behind the wheel. We found out our producer just, Anna just does yoga when we're doing the podcast. Yeah. Yeah, she does not recall because you were doing yoga. She just typed, I don't recall with one hand reaching from the floor. From a downward dog.

Vinyasa. And then Isaac says something about drinking. Don't get! Way to be specific, dude. Thanks, guys. Way to be specific. Why even China? Yeah, and then Todd says. Thanks guys. Way to be specific. Why even shine? And then Todd says, I don't recall either.

Punk rock, getting radical. Todd was the only one listening for sure, and he doesn't recall. I think it was maybe about Wayman talking in the second to last episode. I don't know. I don't think so. Okay. Hey, either way, sorry dude. Hey.

From the bottom of my heart? Yes. My big. That's big of, sorry dude. Hey. From the bottom of my heart, my big. That's big of you. Very shallow heart. Any other take backs, any other apologies? I stand by everything I said this podcast. No take backs from me. Oh, okay.

Fuck yeah, dude. Well. Shout out to San Francisco and their wall of things that they started. Chop Suey being one of them. I wish Blake knew one of them. Yeah, doesn't know any of them. Chop Suey, one of them. I wish Blake knew one of them. Chop Suey, I just said it. I think that's the mission.

Go take a picture, Chop Suey? What is Chop Suey? I don't know, it's a dish. It's a dish. Isn't that a band or a song? Adam, we have to go to Buden Bakery and go look at the wall and everything that was. Wasn't Chop Suey, wasn't that System of a Down?

It is a song, yes, but it's a dish. What the? It's a dish that was created. Are they from San Francisco? No, I don't think System of a Down is from San Francisco. No, they're too cool. Too cool. Surge?

That's fucked up. What'd you just say? I don't know, Surge? Yeah. Isn't everyone from where their name is? Surge. Come on, man, it's America. It's a melting pot get over it I want an apology. I apologize to Ders for offending him. They're from Glendale

They're from Glendale Glendale. Yeah, yeah that does check out. Oops that's sick the San Francisco of Los I can't wait to be in at SF with the ad. Well, I would like to, you know, RIP to Wayman. He was very beloved and he will be missed. It sucks that we're getting older and we're losing some of our, you know, work family. Cohorts. It seems to be happening more and more often and it makes us all very, very sad. Shout out. And it isn't fun, I'll tell you that much.

I don't like it. I don't like that guy. And he was older than I thought, oddly. Yeah, he looked great. Not old, not old enough to go, but older than I thought. My hope, his family, you know, condolences to his friends and family. Absolutely.

I wish I was at the funeral. And also the fire seemed to be calming down a little bit, thank God. They say we're not out of the woods yet as far as the LA fires go. And a big shout out to everyone that has lost a home or anyone that has lost a friend or family member. So sucks., by the way, even some guy, a soccer dad was like, I was like, oh, how are you? And he's like, not great.

A tree fell on my house and just took the roof off so we can't live there. It's not a fire, but we also have to move. And I'm like, fuck. It's very windy. That's almost worse because then like, no one gives you the respect of a fire. Like if you lose it.

I told them, I go, that's a bummer, dude. Cause now you can't complain to fire people, but it's just as bad. You want to complain. You want to be like, oh, I can't live in my house. And then you're complaining to a fire guy and he's like, they're like, he has all his belongings. I know you have your belongings, but it's still fucked up your house.

It sucks. Also, he was in the house. They were in the house when the tree fell. They're OK. As opposed to the fire, you get out. When the tree fell, they're okay. As opposed to the fire, you get out. Well, then thank goodness nobody was hurt. Yeah, but that's what you say when he says that and you're a fire victim and they're

like, oh, well, at least you weren't hurt. And then you're kind of rolling your eyes like fucking bitch, I lost my house in a fire, but a fucking tree. And the more I unpack it, it's actually hardest on the people who didn't have to go through anything that had to watch it. Oh yeah. We're going through trauma. You know, like nothing happened at our house, but now that I think about it, I'm like, but now I'm haunted by the idea. And you know, like when you're a kid and you remember something horrible that happened, it wasn't as bad as you remember it. Right.

And I think that's what now I have to agree. That sucks for you. I do have an apology, and it's to you, Anders. I'm sorry you had to watch the fires from Australia. And even worse. That had to be hard for you. Kind of only barely watched. Yeah, yeah.

I only got glimpses from coming in and out of the beach and kind of just dipping my toes in the ocean in paradise. And I apologize. And I apologize. And that's how it was. It also was hard for me down here in Orange County living at the beach. It also was really hard because every once in a while

you would catch it, the news like in the gym and you're sort of like, ah, can you turn the sound up? But then you don't turn the sound up because that might disrespect. Because it's honestly too much. Yeah, then you just change it to Judge Judy and everything's all good. And then everything was fine.

Oh, good. And I apologize to you guys. Thank you. Thank you, Blake. Thank you for bearing that. Thank you, Blake. And that was another episode. And I think that was another episode of... I think that was another episode of...

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