This Is Important - Ep 234: Words Are Hard

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

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with a hard dick and not a pee guy I'm not looking up pee videos and here we go You know I played that song for my son the other day fucking loved it Really? Okay Oh just the hips were moving he was doing that like little kid dance where you just sort of hump shit yeah um shit yeah that song came on I was doing like print not press photos but like photos for monarch the other day like what is the full name of

monarch monarch legend it's monarch legacy of monsters legacy ah yes yes Legend of the Monsters. It's Monarch Legacy of Monsters. Legacy. Yes, yes, yes. Legacy. And we're doing photos for billboards and thumbnails and all that kind of stuff. And that song came on. I love it.

And the guy is like, OK, so I want to see Bill Randa's journey in your eyes this season. And then it's like, na, na, na, na. And I'm like, goong day! And if you're watching YouTube, you got that one. You knew what just happened. And maybe you didn't. Maybe not.

But it's just such a good vibe. It's a good vibe, dude. It's a good vibe. And I like that we've claimed it. And do you guys know the Chevy Chase video? Yeah. Oh yeah. The music video is all time. Is Chevy Chase video? Yeah. Oh yeah. The music video is...

All time. Is Chevy Chase singing the song... When I was a kid, I thought it was a Chevy Chase song. He was Paul Simon? Exactly. I didn't know it was a Paul Simon song. I just saw the video. You know, that song came out when we were very, very young.

And I was just like, oh, Chevy Chase from the movies also is a very talented singer-songwriter. This guy does it all. But you know that he is a talented musician and he was in Steely Dan, I think? Uh? Fake news. Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan. I've never heard that before.

Todd or Isaac, you're about to jump in here so hard. I've never heard that. I'm pretty sure Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan. And then he left. He was the drummer before they formed Steely Dan. Because then he went to Lemmings. So Chevy Chase was just up in the mix. Dude, he was a player.

And that's why I think he's fallen off so hard, is he kinda had everything. Well, and I think he's a dickhead. Yeah, I know, but what I'm gonna explain about his dickheadness is that I think a lot of people... Durs really relates to dickheads and really has to stand up for them. Yeah, he has to stand up for them. Yeah, dickhead to dickhead.

It's like entering the mind of a serial killer. Well, because this is somebody who I watched growing up, and it was like, You loved him. Do you love him? He's automatically amazing and everything. And then, He's good.

There was a little bit like a fall off and it was a social fall off that people just weren't jiving with. But I also understand like his humor is like, combative and like aggressive and like put downy because I think he wants people to do the same thing to him so he can like that I mean even in the new SNL movie he was going like toe to toe with like Milton Berle until Milton pulled out Burrow his huge cock in front of Sidney Crawford's daughter

Yeah, yes, he did that's the that's cool. I've only watched that part of the movie and I watched that like that's all you need to say and I do only watched that part of the movie, and I watched that like 35 times. That's all you need to see. Yeah, or something like that. And I do want to circle back to that movie, but I think that everything came pretty natural to him, and it did into other people, and he never developed the same kind of human understanding, because he's like, what? This is, you can't just play the drums,

like what are you, like what? Fuck it! Or he was just a fucking asshole who... I know but why? Why was he an asshole? People aren't just born assholes. Why was he an asshole? Well probably his father. Probably his father was a dick. I mean maybe his dad was an asshole and yeah that's what I'm gonna go with. Yeah that's usually the case like someone's dad is a total asshole and they're like oh that's how you are. But then people in his inner circle seem to really like him. So what's the who who yeah? Who's like the Lorne Michaels and like the Paul Simons and like all these people in his their asshole Paul asshole baby

Isn't he notoriously an asshole as well? I don't know. I didn't know that I thought Paul Simon was like the poster child for like the fucking... Nice guys? Yeah. The love movement of the 60s or whatever. Hey, you could be fucking and still be an asshole. That's projecting. That's...

Yeah. That's projecting? That's overcompensating. What? That's not what I'm talking about fucking. Yes, you are. The love movement? Yes, you are, bitch.

Yeah. What do you mean the love movement? I'm gonna come. I think that's fucking... fucking I'm telling like the kindness and like the hippie What do you think is hugging? Hippies were fucking derrs. You're not into sex. You're not into making love There is the only reason anyone was a hippie. It wasn't because they didn't want to wash our pits It was because I'm listening 100% of the time they wanted to fuck. And they're like, okay, it's free love.

Everyone, it's just a little cuddle puddle. You can just dive in with a hard dick. Yes. Right. Yes. That's why they did it. Yes. Friggin' Sia. That's why they did it. Water trash. And avoid the draft. Thank you. And so Paul Simon,

the poster child of the horny movement, essentially is what we're saying. Yes, and cowards who don't go to war. No one's hornier. And that's why Garfunkel was like, I'm out. Yeah, he's like, I'm out. I'm not trying to- You're too horny. You're too horny.

Yes. Yeah, he's problematic. I think so. Like Garfunkel is a name he made up. It actually, it meant fucking. I'm out to go Garfunkel. He said, you know what? Fine, you fine, go.

I'm gonna be right here doing this. Yeah. Yeah. I don't need go garf. He said you know what fine you fine go. I'm gonna be right here doing this Yeah, I don't need your ass anyways If there's if there's any song that's made for fucking it's that it's that dude Yeah, you know how hard you can fuck to that Yeah, it's it's so hard you can fuck It's so sweet. You know how hard you can fuck to this song, dude? Oh dude, just the fucking pounding man. This is something like American Psycho Patrick Bateman fuck music.

Well you know if you put that song on full blast in the midst of a fucking session. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A throw down. And she doesn't leave. It's a freak off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A throwdown. And she doesn't leave? It's a freak-off. You marry her. Oh yeah. She's the one. She's the best.

Yeah. If she doesn't leave? If she doesn't. Hit it! And what does it say if she does leave? Wait, what? Wait, leave during sex? Yes, if she doesn't just go, you know what?

Alright, I'm out. I gotta pack it up, brother. Because that song, I mean, if we're being real, I'ma head out. is an insane song to fuck to. Actually, actually, stop fucking me. Wait, Adam's like, the bit, I'm not, I can't, I won't, I won't, let's get real about this, this is important. This is important.

Because it is an insane song to have sex to. No, no, no, hold up. Sorry, Blake. Fuck to. To fuck to. Stop fucking me, dog. I feel like if you put that song on, I would say 98% of women would go, where is my clothes? I'm leaving.

This is insane. I'm going to head up out of here. I'm out of here. Now, if one girl's like, she's backing up into it to the beat of that song, you're like, let's get married. You're cool. You just described every woman at UCB who's like, okay, I get the bit.

Okay, so the bit is we're fucking this goofy song. Okay, let's go. Hang on, is this thing on? Yeah, marry her. Welcome to Chevy Chase's work. Is this thing on? Uh. Yeah, Adam, I'm glad we unpacked.

I'm glad we paused the bit because sometimes the bits goes a little too far. It's a bit much. And a bit much. Thank you for saying that. Yes, point. Here we go. Point. Yes, point. Is there any documentary about Chevy Chase? He is an intriguing person.

I feel like I don't know much outside of the hearsay. Yeah and that's the way to describe it is the hearsay. Here's all I know. I never worked with him. You did. That was not pleasant. I did. He was a dick. Yeah. I was in one scene. Was it on Community? Yes. Yeah, because when I was on Community I never had a scene with him and I was really bummed about it because I remember you telling you did an episode first like the week prior, I think. And then I'm in the next week's episode and you told me what an ass boy was and I'm like, I can't wait. Hold up. I can't wait to see it for myself.

You wanted to see an on-set meltdown? Yeah, you know, because that's awesome to just be on set with a true legend and see-set meltdown. Yeah, you know, because that's awesome, to just be on set with a true legend and see a true meltdown. Well, he wasn't meltdown. He was just like, you know, he's just really testy. He didn't like other people getting laughed. And this is where I'm going with this, is that like, this is a guy who everyone thought

was the funniest person. Now he's on a show with people who are very funny. And he's not winning. And like the insecurity of being like, well wait, now I have to like try harder to be funny. And it's like, yes, that's the whole thing. You don't just, you just aren't a star. You can't just rest on your laurels forever.

Exactly. And shout out to anybody named Laurel. You can't rest on those people. Yes, points! You can have them. No, no, no. That wasn't even, that was not even. There's other, like, huge stars that, I mean, on Workaholics, Ben

Stiller. Great guy. The best. Huge star. I would say at the same, at his peak, he was at the same level as Chevy at his peak. The Laurels around him are not getting rested on. And he's not rested on the laurels. And he came and he crushed on our show

and he wasn't worried about, you know, Blake getting bigger laughs, which, you know. Not gonna happen. Impossible. You crushed that episode. I wouldn't worry about that either. Eskimo-fo was very funny. Thank you. Was very funny that episode.

Thank you. Erasist. Be racist. That was- Erasist. Oh, I thought I you. Erasist. Be racist. That was... Erasist. Oh I thought... Oh. Erasist. I became the Erasist because I'm Eskimo-pho and everybody's that's really incented it. Oh. I'm like oh I did not mean to be that so I become the Erasist. Erasist. Our show is the best. God I love our show. Who wrote what? Woo! What a dumb show. Yeah and I'm'm saying, I'm with you, Ben Stiller, hero.

Chevy Chase, different, different, different hero. Yeah. Because every year when that Christmas vacation comes on, man, unreal. That's one that you're just like, you're really racking your brain to be like, how do you make a Christmas movie that could even hold a flame? Candle? Hold a candle? Hold a candle, yeah.

Hold a blowtorch. Hold a candle. Yeah, you're holding a candle. He's holding a flame. See ya. Yeah, yes. The more the Christmases that go by, and maybe it's because I'm a dad now. I don't know, Blake.

That movie becomes more and more my favorite Christmas movie on so many levels. I mean, Home Alone, but... Hey, I know, Home Alone. John Hughes. Not fucking around. Do you guys, because we're not quite there yet, obviously. Do you guys just put, at Christmas time, just put like five Christmas movies and just let them fly all day long? Yes. That, that's great That's a great way to live life. Yeah, I just watched a Nora at 10 a.m. Well, that's Christmas You're sober you don't know what the fuck you're talking

Not for long not tomorrow Jingle all the way fucking sin bad Arnold come on, baby. Uh, Jingle All The Way. Fucking, Sinbad, Arnold, come on, baby. Okay. I remember that movie. I gotta rewatch it. I gotta rewatch it. Chris Parnell has a little part in it that's very good. Yeah, but that movie's not that great though.

It's not, it's not at the same level of the other movies that we've just talked about. I mean, I, I personally, it's like the whole thing was like they had to get an action figure. Turbo Man. Turbo Man. Turbo Man. Yeah, very relatable Okay, and I mean it was it was but I'm just saying and I liked the movie I remember liking the movie, but it's not at the same classic level as those other films

Well, I mean sure if you're I don't know I personally I think it's a little more watchable a little more enjoyable then Home Alone Home Alone is is is really good. Okay, really? Oh, no is unreal all right, then you bitch then you backtracked already, but but but home alone isn't as Christmas centric Jingle all the way is very Christmasy you cannot take Christmas out of that movie And it will be the same. It is very dependent on Christmas. You can pull Christmas out of home alone and it's still fantastic.

Is Die Hard a Christmas thing? Exactly. Yeah, you could. You could. You could also pull Christmas out of Jingle all the way. You can't. And it would just be about getting a toy. No, no, no, no, you can't.

For a birthday. You make it a birthday. He fights a bunch of Santa Clauses. You haven't seen Just be like getting a toy. No, no, no, no, you can't. For a birthday. You make it a birthday. I just did it. I just pulled it out. He fights a bunch of Santa Clauses. You haven't seen it in a while. He could fight a bunch of employees at a Costco. A bunch of just regular guys at a KB Toy Store. Well, KB Toy Store, shout out.

Yeah, they're all dressed up like those British Knights or whatever. What are those? Yeah! With the big hats. Yeah, that is right. Yes, yes, yes. The guard, the British guard thank you royal guard yeah what are your guards yeah let's live here well don't say thank you if it's not a real thing come

on Buckingham Palace okay thank you thank you oh dude uh my kid almost died the other day dog yeah anyway that's not good. Okay. You got the- Anyway, KB, Bucky Hancock. You're fucking disaster, my guy. It was wild. Yeah, we fed him salmon- I eat salmon five days a week. I thought you said sand. Well, he's eaten a lot of sand.

We do live at the beach. Yeah. That happened. But he loves it. So, it's fine. Yeah. Sandwich. He shits bricks.

DONKEY! So, literally, we've given him salmon half dozen times. He loves it. He thinks it's delicious. He makes that Sounds Airy the yummy noise very cute classic yummy noise. I think we we must have been like mmm. It's good and then now he's like Chill chill So It's good, and then now he's like Chill So stop Not that good. Fish it back out of his mouth. You have to. It's not that good. So we gave it to him He took two bites. He goes

His face turns red it breaks out in hives. he's having an allergic reaction, he's going like Ha ha ha! And then we had to give him a benefit. It was terrifying dude. I was like, but Chloe's like, Adam! Adam! And then I have to be like so cool and calm and collected. You know? Chill. I got this. Dude, I had to be.

But inside I'm like, he's terrifying. Like one, you can't both be losing it because then the kid does go so then I was like no it's totally fine but was terrified dude it was so fucking scary what's cool is you're cool and calm and collect but like not looking for a solution you're like all right well let's just I'm sure something's going on but let's just see what's going on. She's like, Benadryl. You go, okay, yeah. No, that's she did. Run and get that. The Benadryl. I was like, let's give him some water. He'll be fine. Hey, chill. I kept telling Chloe, you're being

crazy. More salmon? Chill. Oh, yeah. They love it when you say that. You have to do that. You're being crazy right now. You have to call him crazy. Oh, that's yeah. Oh what dude? We'll get a new one It just takes nine or ten months. It's fine. We'll cook up a new one. I'm a dude chill So so so allergic reaction to the salmon or something you guys marinated in it. Do we know it was just grow We I do it the same exact way marinated in it. How do we know? It was just gross. I do it the same exact way.

This recipe is not changing. So we don't really know. And then we went to an allergist today. He's not allergic to salmon, she says. So was he choking? We don't know. No, because it was like there was like boils on his skin. What?

It was an allergic reaction. I showed her the video and she's like, that's an allergic reaction. She's like. Adam was filming. You're like, I think we should get the Benadryl. Hang on. Hang on. Wait, this is viral. This is good content No, cuz I wanted to show the the doctor so uh, he was fine Like after like two minutes he was like back to like chilling. Is this all part of like a branded Benadryl thing You're rolling out. Gotcha bitch. Dude, that'd be so sick. And if Benadryl wants to pay me I'm a whore now, dude.

If you guys have an allergic reaction, film it, please. I'll name my kid Benadryl. Did you guys ever have any like real scary shit happen when your kids were real little? Yeah, I think you forget. Any sickness is scary when you don't know what the fuck is going on. I think your initial reaction is to go straight to the emergency room. But usually what they'll tell you when you go there is just like, this is normal, all that stuff, but it's better safe than sorry.

Yeah, that's first kid shit. Yeah. As you're always at like the clinic. You take your kid to an emergency. I'm I we haven't been yet. We've never been. I used to. But then after doing that a couple of times, you realize that sometimes you do just kind of ride it out.

Wait, you went multiple times just over a sickness? It's just like a regular... I did it when Mars was really little. She rolled off the bed. I was like, oh, she broke her head. Let's go to the emergency room immediately. Like hit it hard. Yeah, like I was, you know, fucking stupid.

I was not in the room. You leave the baby on the bed It rolls off. Yeah all that being said she should have been sleeping on your side true But you just you just get scared and you're like, let's go to the emergency room cuz I broke my child Yeah, absolutely. So then if like do you always like punk Mars then are you like she ever says something and you're like well It's cuz I dropped you on your head You fell yeah, you fell on your stupid head That's your bro. Hey School's tough. You're like she doesn't know why I dropped her on her head broke brain. Sorry about this is my fault

I remember Arnie like choked on a chip that scare. We were like real casual meeting meeting my cousin with him for the first time. And he was like worn and some. So we're like, oh, he can have a tortilla chip. Takes one bite and instantly like, and we're being real casual. And she's like, this is fine. It's okay. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. And he wasn't choking choking, but it was like in the airway, you know? Yeah, that's it wasn't blocking it, but it was in there, dude I'm glad I took those those classes because I we took every class just cuz Chloe and I we don't have family out here

We don't even like really know our neighbors that well and we're like all of our friends are really up at LA So we're just kind of alone down here in Orange County And we're and so we're like we just have to know all of our shit. Yeah, well Isaac's close He doesn't know shit. So like, we just have to know all of our shit. Yeah. Well, Isaac's close. He doesn't know shit. So like he said, he needs to know all the shit. Do do. So the choking, I thought it was like a,

like a little Heimlich maneuver. You cannot do that with babies. No, they're too small. No, he'll break them. Dude, you have to turn them over and then literally beat the shit out of them. You have to hit them so hard. You have to smack them.

Like I was like on the little doll, like doing a little pat. It's a free pass. And they're like, no, you gotta really, really get, and they're like, well, what's worse, breaking a rib or saving their life back? I'm like, oh, well, damn, it's like that, damn. That's why if you ever, you know, you're in a,

like you just, they did something wrong, you break a rib, you take them to the doctor to get it fixed they go how this happened you go he was choking and I think we all know breaking a rib is better than them dying right doctor and they go they give you a look and sometimes it's like I think I know what you did but the other times it's like I know what you did I'm with you and you take. And you take back. Okay. But that's crazy. That's crazy that happened to him. The Chevy Jakes of our friends.

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Yeah, it happened so fucking quick, dude. It was like he ate two or three pieces of Sam like little tiny, you know, baby size little bites And then he was like And his face turns all bumpy and red it was terrifying and he didn't say it was a bit no, dude I wish I wish he could tell me it was a bit but he hasn't figured that word out yet or any words He's behind come on now. Come on now. He'll get there. How old is he? 11 months today. 11 months today Oh nice. Almost there that one year milestone. It's a big deal. It's a big one Hey, by the way, why did you guys to the birthday party? Neither of you responded. Thank you. Thank you guys

It was right during the fires I was I remember seeing it but then I had to check the The fire at the fires that you didn't have to evacuate for for I was close I was close. I think we've covered that it was almost if not more hectic for everyone not uninvolved not Yeah, especially if you're on a different continent. I was on the brink as I was So yeah, just if you could look at that, give us a yes, no, maybe even. Was that an email or a text?

I think it was a text. I think it was a text. I think it was a text, yeah. Oh, yeah. Blake chose to not respond to it, and I wanna thank him. No, I remember, but I want the app. It's gonna be a banger, dude.

It's really, we got a balloon arch, Bo's first season, it's all basketball themed. Yeah, it's Banger, dude. Wait, I'm sorry. You then the theme is for Bo's first season I think it's Bo's rookie year is what it is what it actually is. Okay rookie of the year, baby I love it, you know, can I tell you something? What's that way better than Bo's first first season. I know, I know. I was like, yeah, yeah, like it's cool to... Mm-hmm. Bo's first seizure. No, no, no.

Dude, that's a misspeak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. Rookie year at that. That's good. That's really good. Yeah. Who came up with that?

They get points. I think that was my assistant Michelle. She came up with that one. Big shout out to Michelle. Yes, points! There we go. Point to assistant. Good job.

Nice to assist. Funny story with Michelle. Her mom and her when she was like 19 or 20 years old, this like guy from India or something texted her and said, hey, if I take photos of you for $200, I want to take photos of you and your family. Allegedly. She wants you telling this story. I don't know what she doesn't know. Can I do that?

And she was like, she needed money. She's like, yeah, it's $200. My mom's going to be there. It's all good. So they come. I think only one of them got, I think only she got $200 and they took a bunch of photos. Now they're, the other day, a commercial came out

for like Pro Choice or Pro Life. Oh yeah, yeah. Commercial, commercial. And her mom and her are just in the commercial. Hold up. What? Like sitting at a kitchen table. Right, so they got paid to be part of like a stock photo shoot. Yeah, and like, no way. and her are just in the commercial. Hold up. What? Like sitting at a kitchen table. Right.

So they got paid to be part of like a stock photo shoot. Yeah. And like. No way. Yes. And Michelle's just on the like brochures to go to colleges she's never went to. Right. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Because this guy came and took photos of her when she was like 19 or 20 years old or however old. Wow. How insane is that? Could you imagine you like if one of us were to do that and then and then now all these years They're still using our photos to be like come to this What if you were like, you know that stock photo where it's the dude who's like holding his girlfriend's hand But he's like looking over his shoulder at the other. Uh, he's looking back. Like what if you were him?

I wanna get paid. Well they've met. Didn't they do that on like Tosh or something? Those people all got together again. Oh really? The three of them? No way. I gotta say that.

That was a great show. Yeah, and that's cool when people start to like actually find the people who are like memes and all those things because it is like I mean, I think that's what Tosh kind of did the whole time was like let's give the redemption. Yeah. Yeah, that's right Cuz I mean the great idea for him. I think that's kind of a that's a good one. But some of these It's a bad look, you know, like his his is like kind of funny and kind of good with some Some you're like, I don't know if I would want to be that that me necessarily.

I'm still going to send it. Who did the documentary on the dude sitting on the edge of the bed with a giant dick? Someone he had a documentary. Yeah, some comedians and it started out to be like, who's this? And then it's it becomes kind of like a heartbreaking story. Oh, well, sure. Yeah, OK. But it's like the guy was like on hard times, no pun intended.

And something was pretty soft. Away, who? And did those. Yes, points! Wait, it was soft? Oh, yeah, it's just it's hanging there like an elephant trunk. Yeah. Adam, sadly, that was soft.

Yeah. Damn a bitch. Damn, son That was soft. Damn son. That's a big one. But he took the photos for obviously the gay magazine. And then it like blew up. And he's dead. I think he killed himself.

Oh really? But some comedian did a it's some like... Well that's too bad because I feel like he's pretty legendary. I think about him every day. Yeah! I see him when I close my eyes.

Yes, and I don't know if I'm every day but I'm close, Ders. I'm like right there with you. I think about that man often. Like, he could be absolutely crushing it right now. I know. He could crush a lot of them. All that hot content. Dude, I mean, his only fans would be through the roof.

And did you see... Yeah, he'd be... I'd subscribe. You'd have to. You'd have to. Did you guys... I think I sent it to you guys a while ago. The, like, GIF of the thunderstorm.

I don't know. Yes, yes. And when the lightning goes, the cloud outline is him with his dick. Oh yeah. And it's like, this is art. This is art. We're peaking. This is it.

And our producers are giving us a link. Goodbye. Yeah, so Vice did a doc. Oh. No, but like a comedian Did the story is it talk am I gonna know it wasn't Tosh? It was some like Fuck, I don't know those guys names, but like an indie style comedian type dude. What do they call them alternative comic? Whoa, his name was Barry wood

Barry wood is I mean can't be that was the street street I grew up on very would Barry would that's good That can't be real that can't be a real name. That's what they're saying. That's his porn owning well. Yes Wow look at him I've never seen him in any other photo. This is just him. He looks so nice Yeah, I mean he looks like a cool gym teacher who's like come here, dude See the bummer is with this is like he got Obviously he was ashamed by what he did and he then he ends his life For sure if you would have just waited a few a few years stuck it out Then then he would have realized he's a legend and we would all appreciate him and he'd have a late-night show and he would

Yeah, he would be on Kimmel probably once a week By the way, have you scrolled down on this? It's got like little like talking points about the meme and like the history and it goes why is the wood sitting on bed meme popular? I'm like- That's what it's called, wood. Cause the dude's hogging.

Huh, gee, let me think. Because his dick is huge. Not rocket stank. His real name is Wardy Joubert the third. It's not rocket science. His real name is Wardy Joubert III. It's science. Thank you. Well, shout out to him. And then I guess Segura began to sell merchandise, the photo, by selling clothing and proceeds

went to Joubert's family. Oh, so was it Segura who did it? Yeah. Maybe. I thought it was, yeah, maybe it was Segura who got into it. I can't remember this guy, the other comedian's name, I keep thinking it is, and that's not good for a podcast. Yeah, it's pretty boring. The kind of thing you don't want to do. Yeah, sorry. But just give me a minute. Who Cares? Wish you would. Wish you would.

Feel good. Huh, We could pivot just hang on Okay, sure how long should we hang how long we're waiting for you to think? No, you're going through the alphabet to think of Think of like a comedian that you can't remember Demetri Martin What's Barghetti? T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. Nope, I got nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, behind the curtain on how Ders thinks,

if Ders doesn't know something, he goes through the alphabet. Just to find... If I don't know a name, I go through the alphabet. Mike Barbigula. I thought he did. I thought he did. Somebody like that, but I guess it was It's a girl Yeah, okay. Yeah, we had the answer a while ago, but that was cool

Um what an insane way you think dude I to go through the alphabet seems a beautiful mind Yeah, this is kind of a fun story But yeah, I'm very very, you guys know this. He's on fire today. Very, very, very, very bad with names. Okay. And just can't, just can't, just can't. I can remember faces.

Literally saw a lady at the park the other day who, when my kid a year ago, almost to the day, ran into like a low bridge at the playground and split his head open. This woman I'd never met come over. She was like, oh, I was a doctor. Like, let me look at that. Yeah, you're going to need to go to the doctor and get staples or whatever. And I was like, oh, thank you so much. Walked up to her a year later and I go, hi, are you a doctor? And she's like, yes. I go, I just remembered you a year ago. You helped me with my kid anyway. Faces I can do, names I can't do. I can't do words.

That was a fun story. The story is that I needed sleeping pills the other day because I'm off my fucking rocker coming back from Australia. The load boost? And the load boost I couldn't find. Just keeping you up, fully juiced. Yeah, you got a lot to do. Big swing and nut sack. Uh huh.

Berry wood. Emma goes, hey, the sleeping pills are like in the, they're in the bathroom cabinet in center drawer. And I go, okay, let me go in there. So I go in there and I'm looking through all like the Benadryl, remember that from your story? I'm a dude. And then I see like, I see a box with like a clothes,

like a woman's clothes dye. I'm like, all right, well, that's gotta be some eyelashes stuff for Emma. And then I'm like, I can't find it. Beautiful mind. And she's like, it's this box right here with the sleeping woman's face on it. This is the sleeping medicine.

It says it right here. And I'm like, didn't even read it. Just looked at the picture of eyelashes and was like, that can't be it. I don't use words in my life. Weird, wild stuff. Yeah, and to be a writer, that is weird, dude. It is incredible because you are,

I do consider you a smart friend. When we're talking about stories, you're really able to break things. Yeah, you really are able to break things down. And I do think that you are a smart person, You really are able to break things down. Yeah, you really are able to break things down. Boys, get in here. Get in here and listen to this. And I do think that you are a smart person. But then when you explain your day-to-day life and the fact that you wear a watch

and can't tell the time, it makes me doubt everything. It's scary to know our lives are in your hand. Yeah, Blake, they're not. You're a grown man. Yeah, you could do the wrong thing. Adam, your son. To your point, Adam, I have my watch. I have my digital watch set to analog to practice telling time.

Oh, man. Wow, wow, congrats. 2025 resolution? We're all changing a little bit. Okay, I like this. Very good, Steve. We're evolving. But little bit. Okay. We're all changing. I like this. Very good, Steve. We're evolving.

But yeah, I can't, so I do have to go through the alphabet to like, if I see someone, I'm like, fuck ABC. Interesting. Oh, it's Daniel. Hi Daniel. Remember when we were on tour and there was a blast from the past and he was in line. And I already know the name. And now I know the name because of the interaction.

Dude, I don't want. I mean, whatever. Whatever. But I recognized him and it was like Durs had talked to him first and then didn't know the name. And he's like, Adam. And Durs gave me a look like like I think I might have even been like Adam look who it is. Yes I think it was I think it was that it was like look who it is Adam and then I turned around and without hesitation delivered the name dude through the fucking eyes just had

it and it was a deep deep cut. It couldn't be deeper I'm talking legit 20 years ago from an improv class Legit 20 years ago. Yeah. Well, I do I think in those instances where you just let it fly Sometimes when we see somebody we we start to second-guess what their name is and you might actually know it But the last thing you want to do is call them the wrong names. So you're like, is it that person's name? So maybe by not really digging into your brain and just letting it fly, it's better that way.

Yeah, I'm big on, I always say my name again, like before, like even if I know people's names, if I don't see them for a while, I'm like, hey Mike, it's Anders. And they're like, I know. And I'm like, okay, good. But if you didn't, I don't expect people to remember my name. You know? So you lead.

See, that's I do that if I don't know their name. They're like, it's a if I do or don't. Mm hmm. It's a both. Yes. It is kind of tough when they go, yeah, we've met before. And you go, no, I know. I know that.

That's not why I was doing that. Dude, I'm a king of a, my guy. There he is. Yeah, you gotta hit him with that. What's up, brother? My brother, my brother. I think I've stumbled upon a safe way to ask. I think it works.

It's worked for me is to go, remind me your name again. Like something about saying, remind me of your name again, as opposed to like, what's your name? It's like, whoa. Yeah, but dude, some people get super offended because they, it could be, people don't understand how many people, not that we're wildly famous or anything, but there was a time where we were meeting hundreds of upwards of dozens of people. I mean, we've met a lot of people. When Workaholics first took off, like you just met so many fucking people.

There is no way to keep track of everyone. And so then now, 15 years later, some of those people are like, hey, and you know, if you had only met a hundred people that year instead of the 10,000 that we met, you should know their name. But we just, I don't have that ability.

I'm not smart enough to know your name. What I think about the remind me is that it's, I know it. I know that I should know you. As opposed to what's your name again, where it's just like, I've completely forgotten. And you, what is it again? And you feel that that is better than

There he is Because cuz all I thought you're doing my guy It's it's all fun and games, but you're just kicking the problem down the curb It's true And if you want to know the person's name because if you yes cuz if you my guy a guy hard enough now You can never ask again cuz they're like yes I'm your fucking guy. You don't even know my name Then you go then you go this is my wife Chloe and then hopefully I know or you bring in someone and you're like

Hey, this is my guy. This is my buddy Blake, right? Right? Right? I know but that's you're not doing the work You're making somebody else do the work for you. Trust me. We've all been there. Yeah You're not doing the work. You're making somebody else do the work for you. And trust me, we've all been there. We've all been there. This is my wife Emma. And you just are, and by the way, they know. They know.

When you bring someone else over and they go, this is your wife, yeah? And introduce me to your wife. And tell you who couldn't handle that? That asshole Chevy Chase. That's who couldn't handle it. Absolutely. He would call you on your shit

and he would be super butthurt about it. He'd run off into his dress room. And he'd be right. Yeah, and he'd be right.thurt about it. He'd run off into his dressing room. And he'd be right. Yeah. And he'd be right. That's a cool move though. Next time somebody introduced you to their wife, you should be like, Oh, well now introduce me to her. As if you don't know your wife? No, like you say, like, here's, this is my wife. She says her name.

But then you don't say your name to their wife you say tell her who I am Yeah, yeah, you hold them accountable Yeah, tell her who I think if you want to party to like go to the next level That's a surefire way to like turn things up a notch I feel like conversation started out of the three of us Ders is the only one that would pull something like... Might. We're doing it tonight, right guys? Who is just willing to throw... I feel like Blake and I are enough of people pleasers that we would be like, okay, yeah,

we're playing the game here. And then I feel if Ders has a little hair, little hair up his ass, wild hair, he might just throw a wrench in the whole fucking party. Just ruin the whole event. Yeah. And I would be excited to be there to witness it. Be there, yeah. Throw him to the wall. And be a little ashamed that he's my friend.

Yeah. Be a little bit like, I'm sorry, but then also more proud of Durv's that he did something that insane. Yeah. Ironically, I'm thinking of a very specific exchange in your in your Hollywood house, Adam, with someone whose name I'm currently going through the alphabet in my mind so I can tell it and I don't think I can remember it. But I go, hey, dude, it's and I know his name

at the time and I go, it's Anders and he goes, I know your name. Did you think I not know your name? Like, why wouldn't I know your name? And he like he was offended and it's a very this person thing to say. Okey do dokie. Rick Glassman. Rick Glassman thank you. Yeah is it Glassman? Oh yes. I'm pissed now. And now not that he listens to this. Yeah. You know Rick is on the spectrum he's on the spectrum he talks about it. It was getting further on. It was the night he discovered it and I put my hand on his shoulder I'm like Rick of course you are like we've all known. Yeah he was very offended when everyone in his life,

when he was like, yeah, the doctor told me I'm on the spectrum. And he expected us all to be like, no. Right. What? You? Rick Glassman? You're on the spectrum? That's crazy, dude.

But for sure. It's obviously his superpower. It's incredible. Like, I wish I was a little more on the spectrum I'm like, I'm just a fucking down-the-middle dud Afoon you're an idiot. Yeah, just Borderline dumb as rocks just as rocks dude, you know, yeah. Yeah, right. Come on Yeah, I'm like get me on the spectrum a little bit. I want to fucking know a bunch of shit

Yeah, it was the week he had just been diagnosed or whatever. So he was flying high I'm like, get me on the spectrum a little bit. I wanna fuckin' know a bunch of shit. It was the week he had just been diagnosed or whatever, so he was flying high. Yeah, that's a huge week. Leaning in. And then I feel like you lean in a little harder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to.

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What is Jesus guy. Fieri. Don't joke. You can never forget that name. Well, I brought up I was doing I was hosting At the improv way back in the day and I was on stage And I'm it was nick swartzen and I know nick really well and he's famous and at that time like I was before Workaholics before anything I'm just the host I should know Nick Swartzen's name it's my whole job and I go ladies and gentlemen and I look over and I see him and I'm there, but I'm I've been doing it long enough that I'm not really that nervous I'm just okay. I just it's just fucking brain fart dude. Yeah, and I just go wow Wow Man, oh man you milked it. Yeah, no and I'm like man. Oh man this guy You're I mean yeah, you can't even explain how excited I am to bring him up needs no introduction Yeah, he needs no introduction here. I'm not going to give him one keep it going Keep it going and I'm like where he come I'm waving Nick and he's like looking at me like

Are you gonna and then he gets on stage? He's like did you forget my name and then I'm walking off and I'm like yeah, and he's like fuck you forgot my name And then I'm walking off and I'm like, yeah. And he's like, what the fuck? You forgot my name? I'm living in a nightmare. Yeah, that's not fair. And it was kind of a little bit of a thing. But we laugh about it now.

You come up here. It's actually funnier if you say your name, please. Yeah. Yeah, that's rough. Yeah, it was a rough one. It was a rough one. Because that is your job. That is the only reason you're there.

I remember Rita at the improv was a little bummed. She's like, babes, I give you these opportunities. You gotta know fucking people's names. Come on, poops. Rita is the manager at the improv. She's a goddamn legend. And that is, I do a great impression of her. That's actually not, like some of my impressions are really bad, but hers is very spot on. You're good with names, right Adam? Besides that?

I'm pretty good with names, yeah. Blake? No, I'm bad. Yeah, I can see that. I can imagine. Yeah, yeah, I'm very terrible. You remember who was really good with names? So much so that they almost said your name

like at the beginning and end of every sentence. Do you guys know who I'm talking about? I don't. It's a little bit of a throwback Thursday. Caroline. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Caroline Rich, who did an episode of Workaholics.

She was in like a sketch group with us like way back in the day. She would always be like, Anders, how are you? Anders, you good? And I'm like, you say, like you're constant. I think it's because she was a pageant girl. Yeah.

But that's also a tool. That's a great way to learn people's names is as soon as you hear it, say it back to them like 10 times. Yeah. Well, tell you who. And I think it's a politician thing, too, because everyone likes to hear their name. Like you feel like, oh, that person actually knows me. When I did that, yeah. Funny or die video with I mean, Polly charge, but with sleepy Joe Biden. This is running. God you said sleepy.

Thank you. I think you charged it. No it was poly charged. It was just regular nothing. But he wasn't sleepy during this time. He was very awake. Very awake. OK.

And he was fucking great dude. We walk into this. It's like a party scene. It's a funnier die video that we shot together. And it was sick, dude. It actually was so cool. And no wonder your house didn't burn. Go ahead.

They took me to the, I'm in the White House and he's like, hey, you want to meet Barry? And I'm like, yeah, absolutely. I would love to meet Barack. And Barry Wood was just sitting on the desk. Sitting on the desk in the oval office And then we go to the oval office and we're standing outside and they like oh he just got on a call It'll be like 20 30 minutes. Can you guys wait?

And I got we don't have time and I'm like fuck but so anyway, so we're shooting this video and we're there Barry's Barack Yeah, Barack. Oh, okay., Barack. Okay, got it. Like Blake said, he's really bad with names. So we are there shooting this video. There's like 50 people, like 40-50 people like extras, crew members. He goes around, he

introduces himself, meets everybody, knows everyone's name, finds a little fact about them like Blake's is you know like he meets Blake Blake's nervous hair So he says so he says he skates boards and then upon leaving Mr.. President I skates boards I skates boards Yeah, okay poser Blake Hell of nervous. Go ahead. Skate sports? Yeah. Poser Blake.

Gotcha. You skate sport. Moving on. Bad with words Blake. So he then upon leaving, went through everyone and said goodbye, you know, said the little factoid back to them. Like it was how he remembered everyone. That was the same day that my dad hung up on Joe Biden. Say it! Whoops.

I was like, hey, my dad voted for you and Barack. That shit's important. Sorry, PolyCharge, but my dad did. And by the way... As a joke, as a bit. No, by the way, my dad, he won't shut up about it still to this day. So, you know, he keeps it polycharged. I love it. I'm like, would you mind if I called my dad real quick and you talk to him?

He's like, of course. Is he cool? So I call him. I'm like, Dad, I have someone here that I'd like to say hello to you. And he's like, hi, Dennis, this is Vice President Joe Biden. I hear you guys. You voted for me. I just want to say thank you for your vote and my dad goes Bullshit and hangs up the phone fucking hung up on you're a monster Yeah, and he's like Bullshit and hung up the phone and yeah, then he was like, that's hilarious hands me my phone back

And then he was whisked away goodbye And and it's just in the wind and was gone and I'm You know never gonna see this guy ever again And then I call my dad back later like what the fuck dude you just hung up on the vice president And he was like oh that wasn't one of your friends doing a Joe Biden impression. I'm like Yeah, dad, yeah dad our Dad even though I talked to you yesterday, you knew I was going to the White House. You knew I was going to the White House to do a video with Joe Biden.

It still is such an insane thing. It was such an insane thing. Also to hang up. Yeah. What did he have to do? He says it was a connection issue with his car. He was like, cut out. He didn't hang up.

It cut out. And I'm like, sure. Okay. Sure. Okay. But then why did you say bullshit? And he goes, cause I thought it was bullshit. And I'm like, all right.

Well, well, yeah. All right. I feel like that single-handedly might've kind of destroyed Biden's brain and confidence and all that kind of stuff. And yeah, he was taking down a peg. I bet as a vice president a lot of people aren't saying bullshit, you know directly to him. You know, I'm glad he called him out. But in a way like that butterfly, the butterfly effect of that call in as far as I can see it might have caused the fires. Yeah, it could have been and and And essentially him saying bullshit was like,

what's with Hunter's laptop? You know, essentially, that's kind of what he was saying by that bullshit. So, OK. And what is with the laptop? I don't even know politics enough to know. Me neither. I've never, ever read the fine print on the laptop.

Yeah. On what the laptop? They're like, what's with the laptop? I'm like, yeah, what is it? What is it? A PC? Like, what is it? Anybody's laptop. I don't want to see. People are like, I want to see the laptop. I want to see everybody's laptop. Anybody who's in office, I want to see the laptops.

Not a good. Not a good. Dude, by the way, I don't want to see any of your laptops because I know the first thing I'm going to put in on your, uh, you know, your website, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go, and then look at the search and then I know way too much about you. Then I know way too much about you. And Adam, what's the deal breaker?

Blake is all, all just piss and a bukkake vids. You know, 69, dudes! I don't want to know your weird kinks. I don't think piss is that weird. I know we've talked about not kink shaming. That makes sense. But what's going on? Who's looking for the piss?

Who's looking for it? Blake just said he doesn't think it's that weird. I don't engage in pee play, but I don't think it's that weird. You don't think it's that weird? Oh. It's just pee. Squirt is pee.

I know, but if it's just pee, then it's just poo. It's just... Poo? It's just murder. No, no. It's just snuff films. No, I think that pee is by far the least

offensive of those kinks. Like if you're into blood play, that's a little weird to me. And then poo poo is stinky. OK, all right. Blake, I was right on the money, dude. I was so on the money, dude. This is my point. Blood play is a little weird.

But why, why isn't P not weird? This is crazy. I don't like, I don't like P stuff dude. I'm just saying that I know, but why do you even like, why are you even defending it? Dude, I was like, you bring up the porn hub, you look at the search, you really know about a person, and then I put piss on Blake as a joke, and I nailed it. This is very shaggy-delling. Adam, I applaud you.

I don't like it, though. No, no, I'm not a pee guy. I'm not saying you are, but the way that you're going, eh, it's fine, it makes me go, but what about it is desirable? Blake, stand up for your choices. Well, I think, I don't know, some people get off on like, degrading people. Degrading.

Degrading people? Sure. And maybe it's a form of, of, of degradation. Maybe? Yeah. I think in some cases- I think it is. I think if someone pees on your face- Yeah, I think it's 100%.

Yeah. I don't know. But I think there's, there's, there's of course two ways. There's the person who likes to pee on people and then there's a person who likes to get peed on. Yeah. Like in Germany, there's a famous piss goblin who lays in the bare time toilets. Okay, and you pee on them.

Apparently he's been there for like 30 years. He's like a 60 year old man now. He's been doing this since he was in his 30s and he just, you could just pee on him. Male or female? Yeah, male or female. He just any pee. He just, any pee. He just wants your pee. And what I'm saying is we don't want to kink shame, but I'm asking the big questions here. What's the rush?

What are we doing? Well, I think, I mean, I'm not a piss guy, but I think like Blake is, I think... I don't know. I think it feels good to pee. Hey, you don't have to tell me. The low boost got me feeling real good. I don't know. With any kink, you can be like,

some shit is even like BDSM. I don't know. To me, that seems like an awful tongue. Like an ouchy? Yeah, like a little bit of an ouchy. Yeah. Yeah, like that seems like it hurts. I don't like that. I'm a very down the middle P. Yeah, people, that's why I'm saying you don't want to see Hunter's or anyone. You don't want to see anyone's laptop.

Again, I don't think that... What I was saying is if you want to see his, you should want to see everybody's. Because I don't even know what's on his. I don't think that the whole thing behind Hunter was looking at his porn searches. I don't think that's what the laptop was. I like that that's where we went, but I don't think that's what it was.

What else could it be? There's nothing else it could be. I think maybe he was making deals overseas. As far as I can tell, it's mostly porn and like a bunch of half screenplays. Yeah. What else could be on a laptop? Yeah, there's a bunch of starts, starts of screenplays. Yeah. Uh huh. And it was just, it's just my dad was my dad, the president. Yeah.

And then the next screenplay is called Dave to the president's son. Yeah. Right. White House down. He wrote White House down. Yeah. Um, or fallen. What is it? Oh, I don't know what it is. That's actually sick. Hmm. Yeah, I think it's White House down. Yeah. Hmm. Well, what a revelation What? Any take backs? Any apologies? Yeah, Blake any? I want to Apologize to you guys for making you think that I like urine play. I don't. That I misled you.

I'm saying I just, I don't think it's super offensive. I can see people doing it and maybe enjoying it. I don't like it. I don't like it. Okay, I put piss on Blake. Let's, this is a good exercise in our friendship. And can I? Yeah.

Let's put, what would you say would be mine then, Blake? If you, I put piss on you, what would you say? Or Anders? I was just gonna say, I think Adam went so hard about Blake being in the piss to kind of take, take it away from him a little bit. Okay. He's like, if I go, if I lean in and really go after Blake,

we're gonna be looking at Blake, we're gonna be thinking about Blake, but really Adam, I'm like, what's going on over there? Hot, hot, hot, hot! Well, the only reason I did that was because Blake goes, I don't think immediately, he was like, I don't think this is that weird. Right.

And it's sort of, I was like, oh, okay, well he doesn't think it's that weird. Yeah, you saw your window and you were like, this is it. Yeah, I saw, I saw the inn, I saw the inn, yeah, yeah. Meanwhile, you're slamming waters over there and you can't wait to go pee on somebody. Okay. When you can have coffee, a nice McCafe.

Okay, so you're thinking my thing is also pissed? That's not as funny. No, I'm thinking your thing is, you know, you're kind of a nautical guy. You probably get into like vintage Captain Thabin, like maybe, you know, fucking on boats and stuff. I do love a good, yeah. Adam, if you understand what's happening.

You don't know Captain Stabbing? I don't know Captain Stabbing. Come on, legend. He's a legend, yeah, he's a legend. Oh, yeah. Is this a guy who fucks with like a, what's it called, Adam? He would like fuck on boats.

Yeah, mostly boat fucking. This was like 2000, you know, college, like Captain Stabbing. Outside? With like the wind on your dick? Yeah, I think so. Outside, too dry wind. Your boobs are huge. Yeah, you know him and Mike in Brazil, they were really running things. That's how you chafe your cock. Or chap your cock.

So what about Ders then, Blake? I can't wait to hear this, dude. Lay it on me! I mean, you'd want to think it was it's probably a lot of go for Blake glory hole glory hole Glory, I think he's a glory hole guy. Yeah, were you just like makes you think I would blow some guy through I mean, what do you but I'm thinking like specifically like euro you think I just suck any dick through a wall Like euro you think I just suck any dick through a wall You watch it you enjoy to watch I think I think it would you would think it would be a lot of like ebony princesses oh okay

Is that a thing yeah, you would think that that's what it is is that a thing Really? Never heard of it. You would think that is what it is. But I think he's looking for the whitest woman. The whitest woman you know. The whitest woman possible. He's like a translucent blue veiny. Translucent blowjob. Veiny, like you see... You can see the penis inside of them through their stomach.

Or you're like those weird... Guilty. Sorry, not weird, but like the anime ones. Oh, or you're like those like weird, sorry, not weird, but like the anime one where they cross their eyes and go like, ugh. No, we've talked about this. Yeah, I think it's so sad. Not that.

I think it's so sad that like women are doing that, that they're like, yeah. That's where we're at as a society. Cause like, that's sad. That is sad. He just wants the whitest woman possible. This is sad. Just gonna say. whitest woman possible. This is sad Just gonna say oh this is a B C D E F

But but for like porno categories did people say Latina You think created the I'm pretty those were Latina. I don't know I don't know because like obviously the porno category is, you do. Very shaggy, damn it. No, I don't think that I think. I don't remember everyone going around saying Latinas. What about Latino?

I think they said Latino women. No. And then now Latina. I feel like I'm gonna ask my Latino wife. Your what wife? Latino. You said Latino. No I didn't. You said Latino.

No I didn't, I said Latina. You said Latino. Oh he said Tino's, he's getting hungry. Oh maybe I just got a little mumbly. Totitos. Yeah. Totinos, Tostitos? I'm gonna ask her how she feels about this.

Okay, don't, no no no, don't, don't. Cause obviously like, it doesn't say like black. It says like Ebony, right? We're talking about Ebony Okay. Don't. No, no, no, don't, don't, don't. Because obviously, like, it doesn't say, like, black. It says, like, Ebony, right? We're talking about Ebony. It says black. I'm a dude. No one's walking around going like, oh, and how many Ebony children are at your school? Right.

Sure. It's a specific porno name. But when I hear someone in the wild say, like, a guy say, like, and a lot of the population's Latina. I'm like, I'm like six, six streets. Do people really say this outside of porno? Or is it like a. So if someone were to say like, look at all the like, look at that.

There's a large population of ebony women in this restaurant. Or hey, did you see the ebony cheerleaders for this team or whatever? You're like, what? I see you. And so I just don't ever remember hearing, before porno, I don't remember ever hearing someone being like, Latinas.

You're right, I do believe a lot of stuff spawns from porno. And so when I hear men say it now in the wild Yeah, yeah, I do think that I'm with you that word existed before porno And I think that people probably use it, but I think I think porno I'm saying the way we use it okay Like that you use it or you use it motherfucker. Slide into Blake's DM. You use it like that motherfucker. I'm saying when I hear it.

Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams. I already apologized to you guys. I apologize to the Latina population if this is Hispanic women. I don't know. I'm just wondering slide into Blake's DM because your aunt just told me.

I don't know. Slide into Blake's DM for your entrance hilltommy I don't know Slide into Blake's DMs dude I don't know Alright that was another great episode of This is Importno This is Importno I like that one I'm about to fuck the shit out of somebody

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