This Is Important - Ep 235: And That’s The Only Reason We Didn’t Play College Football

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

Today, this is what's important: Kyle’s birthday, vegan food, Tom Green, Frontier Airlines, the Super Bowl, collegiate sports, water, testosterone, the fires, Blake’s hair, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important... Your hair can't be longer than your dick. Did he hit like your male G-spot? When I'm on his table, my body is his. Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Wait, did cuts it off? Well, that was not off the board.

This is from the T-I-I folder. So I can only play them one at a time. Great. Now we know. Yes or no, whatever. But anyway, yeah, cool. I have no spare my headphones. Cool window into your hurricane of who gives a fuck.

No sir, I don't like it. Some people care. Not my friends, not the people I call friends. But yeah, there's plenty of people. More already. Speaking of people we call friends, we hung out with the people that we call a friend. Or we called a friend. I would say we still call him a friend.

For his birthday. Oh And none other than Kyle He's alive dude, he's alive to be clear it was a bit it was the whole lunch was a bit Yeah, it was like a three hour long bit. We were like, hey, can we take you out to lunch for your birthday? And then he said yes, dude, I was like, whoa, yeah, that sounds awesome and we're like, yeah, okay Like don't worry like we'll pick a vegan restaurant and like we went to And pay and we'll pay for it. We paid for it The worst part about that bit We paid for it. We paid for it. The worst part about that bit

was that we picked a vegan restaurant we got there and then he said you know I eat meat right? Then we could have went to literally any other restaurant because I don't know if this was just my body who's never eaten

anything vegan. Sure. I think I know where this is going. The worst diarrhea dude. The worst diarrhea. And my on the way back home my guts were ROOOOOOOWW! Rumble in the Bronx? Little rumble in my tumble. I'm be honest. I love that restaurant. I also immediately immediately Got farts and some diarrhea came out. Yeah, that's vegan lifestyle, right?

Well, me too. And I had a two hour drive home, and then I had to go right to physical therapy, a lot of stretching. Oh. Did you get diarrhea, too? A lot of a woman bending my leg as my asshole is perched in the sky, just doing this. The cause of diarrhea.

Cresting? No, there was no cresting. That's my body work. Yes, or whatever. That was my body work guy who? Doesn't quite breach the crest. Can you imagine holding in diarrhea and getting the crest like touch? Whatever the three the three-finger special. Yes Do you have to go? Hey man, not today cuz I eat bag and might shit everywhere you have to go? Hey, man, not today cuz I eat bag and I might shit everywhere You have to write or do yeah, I probably would we're close enough now after he's felt my hard cock smack him in the arm and Zoss sure Fucking disaster my guy. I told you guys that I told you that I got a boner and it was smacking around and I know it's

Still shock. Yeah, it was Still shocking. Yeah, I know. It's still shocking. Yeah, it was, dude. This is a podcast. It's still shocking to me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, dude. Very casual. I didn't like it. I loved it. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Still shocking here, brother.

Have you ever heard of TMI? Yeah, but it wasn't that. It was my physical therapist. It's a totally different thing. There's no breaching of crests or nearing the breach. Okay so That's a bummer. The crest is not but it's a lot of stretching and the Vegan food dude that shit is first of all, it's not as good not hands down

I think you have to also agree not as tasty if we're just talking about I know maybe health But also I've read that also it's not healthy a lot of the vegan food okay all right go off my fitness pal there's a lot of like faux creamy green like I just feel like it's very it's a lot of fake shit a lot of sauciness that doesn't seem like it's very good for you that they add it. Mm. Okay. Yeah, they're just whipping up some nasty shit that then they use a lot of chemicals to taste more delicious. Yeah. Right.

I enjoyed mine. I'm gonna say that. Okay. I had a, like, kale shake thing that was fucking sick. They have great shakes. And then I had a fake breakfast sandwich on an English muffin that was fake cheese and fake sausage. And the sausage, as we discussed at the table, I think it actually was, they ran out of fake sausage.

It was real. Yeah. They're just fucking with you. It tasted real. I wish more of my shit was real. I liked it. I wish it was real. I know, Blake.

I know it was your idea to go there. It was your idea to go right there. Was that fucking Garbage Pail Kids? What was that? No. No, that's Freddie got figured. The seminal film, Freddie got figured that I know Ders never saw. Without a doubt. I didn't.

So good, dude. Yeah. It's never too late to watch. That is a timeless film. Yeah. There's weirdly, like, a lot of write-ups about that movie and how it was, like, groundbreaking and stuff. It's very funny. What?

It's very funny. Yeah. I keep coming across, like, revisiting Freddy Got Fingered. And it's just Tom Green using pseudonyms just in his basements. He's using deodonyms. Gotcha, bitch! He's like, this is a different dude's name. He has a documentary that is coming out today, I believe.

I really would like to... Oh, shit. Tom Green? Yeah. Let's watch. Let's have a watch party. I do love Tom Green. Love Tom.

Not flowers. Pull it up. Let's give our man not flowers. No, never. Never that. Not flowers. Pull it up. Let's give our man not flowers. No, never, never that. Wouldn't. Chocolates. Let's give him some love. Give him some chocolate.

There it is. So what does this, it's about just his life or what? Yeah, I think he's kind of said that he's like, you know, he doesn't really talk about personal stuff in the media, so this is like his chance to kind of like, I don't know, shine the light on some stuff. I love when that's kind of the message where it's like, I never talk about this stuff and now, talk about it all.

And now I am. Fuck it! And you can buy it here on. Right. Even though we do know like he had a testicle removed. And then after this, not gonna do it until I do it again and sell something, okay? But I do.

That being said, I bet Tom Green's is pretty damn good. Yeah, I'm really excited to see it. to see yeah well I'm glad he did that instead of writing a book too because one I think his book would be pretty shitty and sure okay fair enough because you know I bet the script for Freddy got fingered was horrific unreadable okay absolutely unreadable right because his comedy is like one whole 100% in his delivery. Daddy, would you like some sausage written down? Yeah, that doesn't jump off the page.

Yeah, that's not jumping off. You're not like, wow, the joke form on this is incredible. It's really hitting me over the head. But when you see that his fingers have strings on them and they're connected to sausages, and he's, yeah, it's really good. It's a visual. He's, he works in a visual medium.

So I'm glad he's doing that. And also you forget he was like a professional skateboarder in his youth. Yeah. He shreds. And a rapper. Of course. My bum is on, my bum is on your... Remember when he went on like some talk show sitting next to Ice Cube and started going off

and Ice Cube was like, not that Ice Cube was like, oh my God, I'm gonna sign this kid, but Ice Cube was like, what's happening? A very 1990s like. Right. Freestyle flow. Fast talking hip hop style, yeah. Well, I mean, the bum bum song is off the chain. That's kind of a rap

Hey play some bum bum. I don't know if I mean, I know I know it once you play it But I might have to pull that up on YouTube the bum is my bum is on the I remember one Freddie Yes, oh, yes Swedish. Uh, can I play more than 15 seconds of this song or I remember one Freddie? Yeah, you could play the whole damn song. It's all good dude. I give you permission. Thank you. Thank you.

This is my skin beauty secret that completely changed the- Okay, yeah. Okay, can you close your window? All right, you go ahead, keep talking. I'll let you know when we're ready. Yeah, go ahead. So when Freddie got fingered came out on Probably DVD or Blu-ray

DVD for sure. Austin Anderson and I were traveling across the country or no, we were actually it doesn't matter but we were in Aspen like we were looking for colleges and we went to University of Boulder and Aspen, but where are these things? Yeah These damn colleges? We went to Boulder to look at the campus. We went to like the film school there in Denver. Can I ask you something real quick? Why did you guys go look at the camp? Like were you driving to California? Don Cain! No, this was looking for colleges before we decided

that we were going to move to California. Oh, got it, got it, got it. And so we looked at a couple of schools and then we're like, let's make a skiing trip out of this. And then it came out on DVD and we're like, we have to rent it and watch it in the hotel room. And we snuck out, we smoked some weed, we came back. His dad was like, I wanna watch a movie with you guys and watch that movie with us. Oh my God.

It was, cause we are cry laughing and he was. Smoke weed every day. And then I remember he got up and was like, he's like, this is disgusting. He was like legit upset at us for liking it. I can imagine. It has upsetting visuals. Yes.

Like he's sitting there white knuckled, having lost his son to a generation of idiots. Yes. God damn it. And then he was like, you had to have smoked something, dude, like this movie, and we had, so that made us laugh even harder.

You're high. I know you're high. You're high, damn it. You're not going to this college. I think I told you guys this to just- Should've went to Boulder. To just piggyback on that. I watched the Tim and Eric like billion dollar movie.

Right. With my mother-in-law. Oh yeah. She's like, what are you? She like was staying over like visiting and was like, well I'm not sleepy. I'll sit and watch whatever you're watching. And I was like, well just a heads up, these guys are pretty wacky and I've never seen this movie so I don't know what's going to happen but they're out there.

And she was like, just depressed. Whatever. And then dude, there's like a full-on bathtub diarrhea scene Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah Yeah, and I'm just like it's graphic. Yeah told you these guys are real wild. They're out there, huh? They're pretty crazy, huh? Well, dude I I've had multiple people that were mad at at us for watching Game Over Man with their families, watching Game Over Man on an airplane.

I mean, could you imagine watching Game Over Man? And even when you're watching and it's like, just a movie that's on the Delta TV. Sure. And there's like a sex scene. You feel a little weird, you're like kinda looking around, you're like, I don't know if I can, there's titties out. Not Blake, Blake's like, oh, I don't need to just

beat off about a magazine, now I can just watch a whole goddamn porno. Yeah, no, I can just crack down right here. Hey, that's the young me, okay? But could you imagine, suddenly you see my, literally you see my asshole, and there's just a fuckin' nice mom crocheting next to you? Oh my God!

I could imagine. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Can you imagine? That must really get your rocks off, Adam. This is, Adam, this is why you did it. Adam's like, yeah, I think I can film that scene. And here's why.

Something tells me you like that. Could you imagine? Just take a fuck. Imagine you're on a Delta flight. Your mom looks over. I flew Frontier the other day, dude. Have you guys flown a Delta flight. Your mom looks over. I flew Frontier the other day, dude. Have you guys flown Frontier?

How was it? Dude, go off. I have the... Dude, Frontier, the whole airplane reminded me of who Durs is as a person. I have the Frontier pin. Like it looked like what Durs... Okay.

It looked like what Durs is currently wearing. Like his whole Durs's entire vibe is what the inside of this airplane look like. Hmm. I'm a frontiersman. It was cozy. I liked it. So, oh, look at that. It was almost hair. It was almost hairless with. Oh, look at that. Yeah. What? So guys, talk to me. What's happening? Why do you have a they weirdly out of nowhere sent me like three hundred dollars gift cards. Those lights and buzz balls.

And I'm like, this is fucking cool because I think they serve buzz balls on the flight see so frontier We fuck with you also. I saw a deal. They had that seemed pretty cool. They do a This is not brought to you by frontier dude I am fucking frontier brother. Okay. all right. They do a season pass, they do a year-long pass. You just buy a year and you have unlimited flight. Guys, where are we flying on Frontier? From LAX or Burbank or what? I think it was, I was flying to San Francisco.

So for you, there's a direct flight from Orange County, where I flew it, at least I'm sure there's one out of LA, to San Francisco, so you might as well buy that, Blake. Get up there, see your fam more often dude. Seems pretty cool, but I think a lot of it. How much is that year pass? They miss you. They always text me on the side and say,

we miss Blake, maybe get him up here a little bit. I'm living in a nightmare. Is the year pass like five grand? No, I think it's actually pretty cheap, like 300 bucks or something. Okay. No, I can't remember. I can't remember how.

What do we do? I can't remember, I can't remember. I can't remember how I can't remember I can't up. I don't think it's five thousand. Okay, it's six hundred dollars, by the way. It's six hundred I told you I mean that can't be real and you can fly non-stop all you can fly 2526 annual pass available flights. Do we do this? Do we go wild? Doesn't it seem fricking cool? Maybe we get an annual pass and just see where Frontier takes us. Oh, it's Portland. Yeah. Yessir. Don't you love the idea of just being like, hey, you guys want to get lunch at one in

San Francisco today? I do like that. Yeah. I do like that. And then we just get up there, we hang out for a few hours, we hop on the plane back. Perfect. I feel like our wives and families would love that

if we were all just grabbing. Yeah. Yeah. But you get back. It's like when you go up to Big Bear, you just drop your kids off at school, drive up, ski a little bit, have some lunch, drive back.

You're back before they're done with school. You've done that? Yeah. That's freaking savage. Dude, you guys, you're back before they're done with school. You've done that? Yeah. That's freaking savage. I'm, dude, you guys, I'm savage. Dude, I see, and that's why he wears the hat, that's why he dresses as though he is the frontier airline. Alpine, yeah.

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Okay, are you ready for the bum bum song or have we moved on? No, no, no, no. We've been, the edge of my seat, dude. Ladies and gentlemen, we have the TRL world premiere. The fact that he even remembered, go ahead. I mean, it's here and it is ready to go. It's here, it's queer, it wants to drink your beer. Okay, Tom Green is in like a, is like in a colonial outfit.

Bum is on the rail, bum is on the rail, look at me. My bum is on the rail, my bum is on the mat. Beat is hard. Right off the rail, my bum is on the mat Beat is hard Right off the bat, establishing skating culture My bum is on the step, bum is on the step Don't bum on the step, you might hurt your bum Okay, well now I do have to stop And now I understand why Austin's parents were questioning everything about our lives

Yeah, yeah After hearing that song. Shut the fuck up! I mean, it still makes me laugh, but I understand how bad it is now. You get it. Now. Well, you know, it's just a culture shock. It's...

Because as you get older, you accept more rules of the world. You sure do. What's good, what's bad, what's a total waste of time, what's not. When you're a kid, you don't know anything. Yep. How nice is that? It's so fun. When you're presented with something like this, it just washes over you in a way that It feels good.

Feels good! Isn't it weird? You just get old and you just you just stop understanding things that are different. You just don't even have the ability. You're like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, dude, I will say, dude, who did they just announce for the Super Bowl? It's Kendrick Lamar. SZA. You should know her. SZA's got some jams.

Yeah, who is that? She's a female artist. Well, yeah. She has a fantastic album. But it's from, what? 2023, I believe. It's great. Oh, see that's yeah. I'm only into new shit so that I'm, I wouldn't know.

I wouldn't know that. I'm only into new shit. Well, Dippin, check out SZA. That's never looked back divine over here. Adam, I truly can't wait for your SZA era. It's going to, it's going to be really good. Yeah. Name, what is the best SZA?

Play me the top 15 seconds. You can't name songs in 2025. You know what I mean? Like you don't know the name of a song anymore. Yeah. Or a person. No, SZA. You hear sounds, you know it's music, but you only know it's SZA because the Super Bowl told you. This is our number one song. It's with Kendrick Lamar. So here we go. We'll play, I'll have to skip ahead a little. I gotta skip a little bit. I gotta skip a little bit more. Oh, okay. Okay. So that's the way they like it. And that will be at the Super Bowl. You can guarantee it. I understand why you guys aren't sticking around for the Super Bowl.

So we're going to the Super Bowl. These guys aren't sticking around for the Super Bowl. Well, Isaac won't even let me stick around anymore. I'm like, oh, I'm still thinking about it. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, too late. I don't have a ticket for sure. Oh, why don't you have a ticket, dude? You got to have a ticket.

I don't know. I never had a ticket. Everyone else had tickets, we just didn't get you a ticket? That seems... Ders, did you have a ticket to the Super Bowl? I was never planning on going. See? There you go.

Maybe I slept on it. So then I think what Isaac did was he goes, okay, Ders isn't going, Blake's not going then too, and then I'm not gonna go. Yeah. Wow, dude! That's cool of him. Hey, that's how a punk rock crew rolls, brother.

Yeah, that's cool. You don't know what is going on. Punk rock, getting ready to go? I mean, I'm the most punk rock out of all of us, dude, and I'm going, man. I won't know any of the songs. Mm-hmm. We'll be very unfamiliar.

Oh, it's gonna be awesome. I like Good Kid Mad City. I do like that you're basing the Super Bowl on the halftime show. Oh, absolutely, dude. It's the one thing you can take away that isn't football. Most obvious statement.

Yeah, correct. I was just recalling my experience, because as you know, I went to the Super Bowl last year, and my team was in the Super Bowl, and it was not my ending, but I still hold the Usher performance very dear to my heart. It was an excellent time. Yeah, that's a good one.

I had a lot of fun. See, that's what I wish, I mean, this is old man Adam, I wish it was Usher, dude. Yeah. I fuck with Usher, man. Yeah. Yeah, Usher frickin' rocks. You've got it bad. You've got it bad. I do have it bad for man. Yeah. Yeah, Usher freaking rocks. You've got it bad.

You've got it bad. I do have it bad for him. I love it. And he's got, he spans, I mean, I guess so does Kendrick at this point, but I'm so old I don't understand it. But I was gonna say, Usher spans decades. But Kendrick has only been the last 10 years,

and maybe less than that. He spans a decade, right? A decade. Maybe. When did Kend decade, right? A decade. Maybe. When did Kendrick come out? 2010? Kendrick's first album? Anyway, what I'm saying is we got young teenager Usher

and then we've got grown man Usher. We've got the whole, there's a catalog. Yes, that's what was cool about it. Yeah, I like that. 13 years ago, Kendrick's been in the game for... 13 years. Was Good Kid Mad City was 13 years ago? Because that's when he popped off.

Yeah. And there's four albums? Yeah. And not that he doesn't have a catalog. He's got a catalog. And Kendrick fucking rocks. It's Spans. It's kind of like U2, Spans or like who else has been...

I mean like, I don't know. Lil Wayne. Of course. They should have done Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne Spans or like who else has been I mean like I don't know Lil Wayne of course They should have done Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne Spans. Well it was like when the weekend performed and I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I was like this kind of sucks He was like running through the basement or something. Yeah, it was like it was like Phantom of the Opera type shit I was this is too much of a there was a lot happening that you couldn't see. Too scary. It was too scary. Everybody's coming.

It was frightening, dude. I was straight spooked. Wait, did you guys see Travis Scott's halftime thing at the game the other night? What? Oh, at the college game. At the college game, yeah, yeah, yeah. They had a halftime show? Oh, yeah, dude. And it was the wackest. Yeah, so he just performed on the roof,

and everybody there was just watching on the monitors, this dude on the roof, like, performing to the sky. What the fuck are you doing? Everybody's coming. Also, I was like, this is pre-filmed. This was shot at a different time. Oh, it's like pre-taped? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think so?

Hmm. I think so. Or why else wouldn't it just be inside the stadium? Yeah. We're not trying to pull back the curtain. Well see that's Hollywood We're in we're insiders that sucks That's why um Michael Jackson was the shit because he was like way up on the roof and they're like, okay Wow, so he's gonna do this entire thing from the roof, but then he was down on the field So you like Michael Jackson.

With some Michael Jackson magic. I stand with Mike, all right? Yeah, Blake stands by everything Mike has ever done. Do you lay with Michael? I lay with Michael. I stand, I lay, I do whatever he wants, brother. I stand, I lay. Yes, points! I lay with Michael.

Yeah, in his little iceberg. I just couldn't believe that anyone thought it was a good idea for Travis Scott to be performing on the roof and have that be a moment that mattered at all in any way. I'm just like, who signed off on that? Goodbye. Also, did we always have halftime shows for the college football national championship? I thought it was the band. I don't remember. No, but it's a whole new era. That's what they kept saying. It's a championship unlike any other you've ever seen. Well, there's money.

There's money now, so of course it's big. There's money now. Yes. There's always been money, but. Yeah, I know, but now there's officially money. But now there's a, what is it, a 12-team playoff is the whole thing. Yeah.

Playoff. There's real money in there. Wee-oo. It's not just money, Blake, it's real. It's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's real. Okay, cool. So what I said, but better and right.

Yeah, I was confused by what you said and then we added the real. The wrong thing I said, but the same, so it's right. Okay. Yeah, more better, more better. Okay, I like it. Even more better. Goodbye, I like that.

Yeah, it was wildly whack. I mean, it was like, why even do this? I would prefer to see their marching bands. Yeah. I love that shit, man. 200%. I love marching bands. Just have a marching band off.

That's what's cool about college football is you hear the marching bands just a-blastin'. So cool. That's what's cool about college football, is the marching band. See? I agree. Well, obviously, obviously the football,

but the football is the baseline. The football is the baseline. In the NFL, it's college football. And then it's the drum line. Football is what's happening. We know, but to make it that X factor is the marching band. I love marching bands. That was my favorite part of Mardi Gras

is when we go to the parades, the marching bands are just out of this world talented. It's crazy. Oh dude. And they all come for Mardi Gras, baby. They do all come. They all come, hit them with a blade. Many of them came numerous times.

Believe it. Believe it. There's some cool parties we're gonna go to to guys shacks having a party what yeah blink 182 is performing with Meg the stallion oh That's interesting a ludicrous is throwing a party dude. I hope he'll let us in guy for theory guy Yeah, we got an area was there. Where are you getting this list? I asked my publicist for a list. Okay, go off, King. Don't worry, boys. We're getting in.

I'm gonna come. Is this during the week or is this the weekend? Summer happening. Most of the good parties are Friday, and then summer happening Wednesday night. We are invited to Travis Kel Kelsey's throw in a party. Oh hell yeah. Okie dokie. Yeah we got a party with big Kels.

He might be a little busy. He might be a little busy. Yeah what happens if they're in the Super Bowl? He's got to call it right? Fuck it! Jason's probably going to MC this sucker. It's their podcast party so I'm assuming if he's... But if it's early in the week, he could go, right?

So it's Wednesday. I think that's why they do it on a Wednesday. So I don't know what Coach Reed's policy is, what time they got to be. I would think you'd want to be a little more focused. Well I think these athletes, they can go, but they just, you don't drink, right? I think that has to be. And maybe that's part of his process, he parties. You just go. You glad hand. I mean, they signed a $150 million deal for their podcast. So for their podcast. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But at the same time, it's a business thing. Yeah. At the same time. I don't know. I don't know. I just I'm thinking back. Would I do a podcast if I had a really huge swimming coming up guys? Yeah.

Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God. That's true. The super pool. Well, come on. I just don't know. The super pool.

Yeah, I don't know if that would fuck my focus up and I would lose my stroke, my touch. Well, yeah, I could see you going off the rails the night before, but maybe you, did you ever swim hungover? Did you ever try that? Absolutely. Yeah, you mean like a practice or a meet? At a-blown meat. Not a meat really. No, no, no, no, no, no. Like uh In Texas we went out we would sneak out but you wouldn't drink to the point

we're like before like the last day if you just had like one race But you wouldn't get hammered. You wouldn't get yeah shit-housed You were just like dude, we're in Austin. This is fucking sick. We're 19. Let's see what it's all about. But also, like, did you look back and you're like, what, I was such a fucking nerd, dude.

I should have just tied one on. I could have been drunk. No, because I was like one of two people who actually went out. I was a fucking wild dog. That's our boy! Yeah! That's our boy!

Everyone else was like, we're trying to make the Olympic team. I'm like, okay, cool. Good luck with that. Yeah, but you weren't, you weren't trying to make the Olympic team. No, no, I wasn't. That wasn't my style. I was kind of like boycotting. I'm drunk now. Yeah. I didn't think that was your style, dude. I just didn't, you know, they build all these stadiums and then just abandon them. It's bullshit. I love talking dirt swimming, too. This is insane. Was there a point in your swimming career that you were like, I'm good. stadiums and then just abandon them. It's bullshit. I love talking dirt swimming too. This is insane. Is there a point in your swimming career that you were like, I'm good. I'm at the collegiate level. This is as far as I'm going. Or do you have to be,

and maybe you were fast enough that you could, I don't really know anything about swimming and I've seen you in the pool. You're a dolphin. That's the best part. That's the best part. Or was there a point where you were like, you know what? This is as far as I'm going to go. This is the way I cannot go any farther than this. Yeah. So I'm just going to have fun. I'm going to go drink tonight.

Yes. Yeah. But did you were you ever like, you know what? I'm going to make the Olympics. Was there like a little bit of delusion there? No, no, because like my goals were like pretty small. Like my goal before high school was like, make varsity as a freshman.

Cause there was other dudes I'd seen done that, that I was like, those guys are studs. I want to do that. And then when I did that and then got into high school, I was like, oh, I think maybe I could swim in college. And then it was like, just get fast enough to swim in college. And then when I got to college, you truly are like missing out on whatever you want to call the college experience, right?

Like, it's a whole other thing. You have a total dedication to this other world that is brutal, not as rewarding as like football or basketball, those kind of things. It's a different kind of reward. Fucking thing sucks! Yeah, you get laid probably every weekend if you're a basketball star or a football star. Oh, yeah. Weekend, dude, it's a daily... It's several times a day.

Does the same apply for swimming? No, what I'm saying is like, it's a real beat-off fest. There's not as much of like a, oh, I'll take this to the next level. Cause going from college to the Olympics, that'd be like saying, hey, if you play basketball, or football in college,

that you're going to make the pro bowl. You know what I'm saying? Like it's, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the all star game. There's more spots to make it in the NFL than it is for the Olympics. Wow, yeah.

So like, to really be gunning for the Olympics, you truly have to be... The best of the best. Top 100 in the world. Yeah. Well, can I say, Ders, that I want you to set higher goals for yourself. I know.

Because, you know, you do this, you set little goals, and then you achieve them, but I think you need to set a big, beautiful baby goal. Can I tell you something? I a big, beautiful baby goal. Wow. Can I tell you something? I like that. I love to rest on my laurels.

Yeah, yeah. I know that. I know that about you. Shut up, bitch! And I don't even know if I've ever said this, but I set some goals and then I get there and I go, pretty good, let's rest on these laurels we've got now.

Yeah. My boy is resting on them. You lose! I think that's a good name forls we've got now. Yeah, my boy is resting on you lose I think that's a good name for a production company Yeah, resting on your laurels or just rest on your laurels or or maybe just laurels laurels. Yeah, sure Laurels, okay Okay It's laurels, but then it's a guy then it's a guy sleeping on it. So you have it's a visual so it's laurels

It's a whole title card like is like, is this a mattress company or? No, no, it's production. It's production company. Oh! Well, it's kind of clever. If you see it at the end of a TV show or, you know, of a movie, you're like, oh. It's kind of clever.

But explain how it's clever though, how it actually means something. Yeah, it actually means something. Shut the fuck up! Yeah, to me. But what is, why is Resting on Your Laurels a good name for a production company? Because it's funny, dude. It's science.

It's a fucking gag, dude. It's a play on words. Yeah, because it's fucking ha-has and chucks and gigs. I miss the bit. I miss the bit. I miss it. No, you're in the bit. You're in the's and chucks and gigs. I miss the bit. I miss it. I miss it No, you're in the bit Gigs dude, yeah there well, I don't because I'm obviously not resting on my laurels if I'm producing a bunch of TV shows and movies

Dude, I'm moving I'm shaking. I'm chucking. I'm jive Hey, by the way, I got some, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Short course world championships was off the hook guys. Let's go. Yeah, that's why I have always thought like I saw all these when I was in the Bahamas doing that CNN thing which by the way wasn't on CNN enough. Yeah should have been on CNN way way more often Yeah, I had the dial fixed and I'm like I even texted Isaac like did Adam get too fucked up off them Bahama mamas and they're not putting him on well. I was feeling pretty good I was feeling pretty good on the Bahama mamas and they're not putting them on? Well I was feeling pretty good. I was feeling pretty good on the Bahama mamas. But no I didn't uh no they just they they told me that they have too many people that they're getting to in Times Square and they're going to cut to me

one or two times. So they cut to me twice. Uh and both times were fantastic. You repped it. Wasn't enough dude. I wanted 24 hours. But the reason I'm talking about this was there were the... We stayed a day after and then there was some sort of Division 2 football game happening there in the Bahamas. And so these teams were theirs. These like college kids are there gambling and stuff. And none of them were drinking or party

And then I was like that's that that is the only reason I didn't play college football right there Dude, right cuz yeah, I mean well you go to the Bahamas you go to the Bahamas. You can't even party, dude well, that sucks my shit crapped out and I just came back and That's the only reason I didn't play college That's the only reason I got a record what the hell there's what do you do over there I knocked something loose Buddy, what do you fuck it? Did you whip whip that big ass dick out and fucking pull a plug? What happened? Wait, what Blake?

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Yeah, I think I have to pick my spots a little bit, because it's a long week. We're getting there Tuesday, and I leave Monday. So that's a banger. That is, because to me, New Orleans is a similar vibe to Las Vegas. In Las Vegas, by the time you get to day three, you know you've kind of overstayed your welcome. So all those days in New Orleans seem- But by the way, Blake, I've lived in New Orleans right off the French Quarter for months and months.

It can be done. Yes, but also your head swole to the size of a watermelon. That is true. Not on that movie. Not on that movie. Suddenly I can't sleep and my back hurts. On, on, when we first met I stayed pretty, pretty lean. Okay. It was pitch perfect and house party. Those were the times that I inflated and had to buy bigger

pans halfway through production. I just want to party. What were you eating again? You thought it was like the salad of the sea? Fried oysters. Yeah. Just like butter chargrilled, chargrilled oysters. What if they found an entire full fried oyster like down in your spine?

Yeah, that's what is causing all these issues. I feel like they would have found it by now. Holy shit, there's an oyster. There's a pearl. Your butt made a pearl. Yeah. So it's not that tight, dude. My asshole's pretty loose from all that vegan food the other day. Sorry about that.

Loose butthole. Yeah, so it can't be done. We can go to New Orleans. You can have a great time. Well, what do you do? What do we do if we're not getting freaking hand grenade and fucking daiquiri towers? I love it I mean, it's a beautiful city. We can walk around take it in. I mean, let's let's get real We are gonna party pretty hard. Oh, yeah, brother. I am gonna have to pick my spots Because my body it is alcohol alcohol does make me spasm out darn it and it sucks darn it And that then makes my muscles so tight it hurts to walk and stand and move what a bummer darn it

So am I gonna stop never? Can't that's why I actually can't but I I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to watch I'm gonna have to mix in Some waters that's that's the new thing. That's the new thing that I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to watch I'm gonna have to mix in some waters. That's that's the new thing That's the new thing that I'm really trying. I'm like for every drink a drink in a water a drink in a water Yeah, that's too much. That's that is a lot. You're gonna be going peepee a lot, right? I would say every two drinks chug a water just two whiskey waters. Mmm every two drinks Okay, so doctor said one for one you've slid it over for two for one Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, two drinks, sip of water. Yeah.

No, dude, I'll pound a water. If you give a water to someone else, it counts. Yeah, it's just being in the present. I'm not afraid to drink a lot of water, dude. I'm going to be... It sounds like you are. It sounds like you're a little scared. I'm not afraid.

I love water. You're a water boy. I think you guys know how much my love of water... I mean, hey, this was full, all right? I be sippin' water, dude. And my water held up a cup. You think we know how much you love water? I was unaware how much you loved water. I didn't know.

That is not true. You guys know how much I love water. You guys have been on set with me for years. I love it. I drink 25 waters a day. I don't think sparkling water mixed with Red Bull counts as a water. Yeah, that's what I know. No, I only have one goat juice in the afternoon or I used to. Well, that was only my afternoon and sometimes two or three. I don't want to

burst your bubble. That's all we know, pal. I don't remember. I truly don't remember you consuming that much water on set. Okay, that's that's weird I like how Adam thought he was walking around being like everyone knows I'm the king of water on no Everyone knows I'm the king of water. Wow I should I should wear a fucking crown. It's Adam. How you doing? Just over here drinking water. You know me. Hi Drayton Stay high. Okay. I mean you act like I don't drink a lot of water, dude, when I'm known for drinking fucking water. And I'm actually a little offended that you guys are pretending that I don't drink.

That's why Circle rolled up to you and not us. I get it. I get it. Yeah, Circle Water came to me, and because it's known throughout the industry. Right. And I thought through my best friends, I mean, we didn't even know Blake had a fucking dog. So there's a lot, I guess, we don't know about each other. Yeah. That's because you don't listen or pay attention to me, okay? Yeah that is very, hey very similar to you not noticing me constantly grabbing a water from the cooler and slamming it

like this which by the way circle water is flavored water that's not logging in my head as oh Adam's there's Adam drinking water again. Well this this is a new thing, dude. This is a new thing. I'm talking old school, shooting workaholics, me slamming waters on the fucking regular, dude. Again. Making you look like a bitch because you don't even drink any water, Blake. Right, right. And you can tell

from your sunken in dry skin, you look like a weathered old man. You know what? Blake, stand your ground, stand your ground, Blake. And the proof will be in the pudding. Because we did take our blood, all of us. We have a testosterone test coming up in New Orleans. So it will be put to bed once and for all.

And you will see that I have the highest T of the group. And you will be shocked. I mean, maybe. I'm excited. I'm excited. I would not, if I were to bet money, it would not put my money on you. Okay, well Ders is load boost enhancing, so he's disqualified. Yeah, I feel like Ders might, that might tip the scales. The load boost has to... I don't know if it does. Oh, it would have to raise your testosterone.

Oh, I got the wrong thing. It says, Chode Boost. It's making my dick wider. Oh, oh. Oh Fuck it's making that part between your asshole and your ball sack They're standing very good. Oh, yeah, what's a chode? Is that what the chode is? Yeah. Yeah, what's a dick? That's wider than it is long. I think that is a chode Okay. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. Yeah, I think that I think the chode is several It's a body part. There's a lot of different things. Yeah, but for me, it's the wider than long I mean I'll chug a water for you guys right now, but Adam I I know you drink water That's not the first beverage that comes. It's probably the fifth beverage that comes to mind when I think of you

I like beverages, right that beats it. Okay, but water is not number one by any means Says you He any mean Says you Crying His eyes do look hella glistening. Well, maybe it's the water coming up. Yeah I'm full Yes, we did get testosterone tests. We all got blood drawn. We had doctors come to our house. Take our blood Sent away. I'm a little upset because the doctor told me that if I wanted to raise my testosterone

I should have chopped some wood before or like worked out, used my muscles and I did not do that. Yeah you keep saying chopped wood. The nurse or doctor whoever said chopped wood. Yes the nurse. She did. By the way the guy that came to my house was fully on I mean he told me he's on testosterone. It's science, and he was jacked dude Oh, how old was he 50s a couple no like like your age 43 44 somewhere Goodbye damn. How do you know there's 45? Hello darkness 43 43 yeah, so By the way you look great for 43 this guy looked like I thank you guys. Yeah, you look like you're

Maybe did he look good as well or no no no he didn't he looked like a thick like I mean he looked he looked fine, I don't know, but he's looked like a like a Like a very hard cock you know like very veiny kind of red. You know when guys... That's I think the bad look on with TRT. Is that what it's called? TRT? Yeah. Testosterone replacement therapy. Yeah, so that's the look of TRT. Everyone looks a little red and puffy and a little too vascular. Like a certain Instagram salesperson maybe?

Like Elliot, are you saying? Yeah, yeah, that guy. Possibly Elliot. Just a little too vascular. Yeah, and a little red. A little too red. Yeah, a little red. Red, yeah.

Like hot dog color. It's like the niacin. What is it? What's going on? It's gotta be the niacin. It's gotta be. It's gotta be all the niacin. Say it! Or it's just you turn into the devil. So that's why, I mean, I would 100% want to take it,

and this guy was selling it. He was like, dude, you should get on it, man. It changes everything. Your joints hurt, and I'm like, yeah? He's like, your body's fatigued all the time, and I'm like, uh-huh, of course it is. And he's like, you've got to get on it. And I'm like, fuck, maybe that's the cure, dude. Yeah, it's gotta be. Maybe I get on testosterone and then that's the cure. But you guys know me. I could get real fucking plumped up pretty quick, dude. I don't want to be just be a walking around fucking human chode. Yeah, we know you. When

you're not drinking water. You would have to consume so much water. Well, the thing about me is I'm always drinking water, Doug. You would have to drink so much water to balance that out. Well, luckily I do, Blake, and I'm still offended, dude. It's a good thing, it's a good thing. Okay. My bad, and that is a huge cup.

I've never seen you. By the way, we're getting on TRT. Oh, hello. I don't know. Okay. I don't know when, but like in our lifetime, it's going to be so normal that people are just going to be doing it. And you know who's going to be doing it?

We're doing it. Well, I think it already is. It's already getting there. I mean, Chrysler talked about how he's on TRT. Does he kind of look like a vascular penis? He kind of does. He kind of does. He's chodey.

He kind of does. And I don't know if that's the look that I want for myself. Yeah. Chodesh. Or maybe I do. I don't know. You gotta read your eyes. If it helps my body not be in total shambles and disarray,

then yeah, I'll get on TRT. And they just white face me when I'm in TV and movies. Yeah, I think that's fine. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. We have to white him down. What is a brand of TRT that is like over the counter? Is there like a, do we do ad reads for it? No, that doesn't, I don't think that exists.

No, it's a First you have to be prescribed. It's not like a gas station dick pills It's like a thing that you have to inject into your own body once a week or something Should we open that store though? Maybe it's not actually a gas station But it's called gas station dick pills and it's just like a variety and there's also water Adam. There's water and it's just like a variety. And there's also water, Adam, there's water. Give me a hell yeah! There's a water fountain.

Then I'm in, then I'm in. What's the thing that Frank Thomas sells? Or is like the face of? Neugenics. Neugenics. Is that TRT? What is that? No, I think that's just vitamins

with maybe like horny goat weed or whatever. Okay. But that's not a prescription. That's for guys that want to look red and vascular without getting the testosterone. They're like, you know what? Testosterone's a legit shot you have to get every week, month.

I think it's once a week. And then you have to do it yourself. This is what a nurse homie that came over to the house was saying. I can't do that. I can't do that. Oh, so you're a bitch. Yeah. You don't like shots? I was surprised, like when she drew blood. I don't do that. I can't do that. Oh, so you're a bitch. Yeah, you don't like shots

I was surprised like she when she drew mine shots. I don't want to give myself a shot You can't but it's but it's not you don't have to hit a vein. You just go right into the muscle Yeah, I'm not that's you still don't like that That means nothing to me I could do that all day I know you're mr. Backshots. We know I would love to get some Yeah, there's something wrong with stabbing myself, I don't know speaking of backshots my Bodywork guy this was even this was the one that I was like, dude I might have to throw up the red flag because I've I've let him another four inches Hey when I'm on his table, my body is his so I let him do

Whatever to make me feel better and it does and he's done the three finger special Where's where his fingers are right under my nutsack right above my asshole, right? And and I've you know in all these precarious situations. But then the muscles release and I feel so much better. So this time he has me laying flat on the table. And he gets in and he's like, no, we're getting a little intimate. He gets in.

It felt, it was the same spot, essentially. But since I was laying down, I felt so much more vulnerable. Everybody's coming. I know dude I have a hard time saying vulnerable. You do? Vulnerable. It's crazy. I do dude. In fact on in the Righteous Jemzots I had to say it I asked Danny I'm like and I have to say another word dude and he's like yeah I think we're gonna keep it exactly how it is. Yeah yeah yeah. Vulnerable. Because he thinks it's hilarious that I say vulnerable. What was the word I said during Juggalos where I also couldn't say a damn word?

I'll think of it. You keep telling us. We are so dumb. But this, but he slid his fingers right there. Like. Quantrary. Oh my gosh. And I'm on the table.

Yeah, it looked like that. Elise D'Ann. Elise D'Ann video that Ders loves of her face. Okay. Yeah Everybody's coming. I think everyone loves it. Well, that's why it is what it is Yeah, well, you're the one who pointed out to us and and would send it to us So and we'll not stop talking about yeah, and you guys know exactly Yeah, yeah, yeah So did he hit like your male g-spot? And we'll not stop talking about it. And you guys know exactly what it was. Gotcha, bitch! Woo! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So did he hit like your male G-spot or something? Is that what you're saying? No, he's not up my asshole, Blake. A male G-spot is like in your asshole. I wouldn't know. But he's right there. Is it? He's right there.

Yeah, I think so. Isn't it like up your, isn't it like in your asshole? My G-spot's on my penis. Okay. Sure, but guys get pleasure from getting fucked in the ass, right? Or else why would they do that? You said it as a statement and then quickly went, right?

Guys get pleasure from getting fucked in the ass, right? Right, right. I mean, they have to. As far as I know. As far as I know. As far as I know, yeah. They have to. They have to. The male G-spot is the prostate,

which is an erogenous zone that can be a stimulator for sexual pleasure. Got it. Inside the rectum. You never had it so good. All right, see? It's in the rectum. Nearly killed him.

Go ahead, yeah. And we got to the bottom, the bottom like that. Oh, okay. There it is. Yes, points! Yes, points! Very nice. So this guy's wrecking your G-spot.

I would love for somebody to do that to me. Yeah, and it was right there and he's just wiggling it and it's... Wriggle-wraggle. I felt so violated. I mean, I didn't because I've been with this guy for over a year now and I feel safe. But it was, it was so, I was like my god man, this is so fucking insane. I never thought I'd be in this position. Very shagadelic.

And here I was. Well I'm sorry, it sounds like, kind of less traumatic and I'm sorry. Did you say take me to dinner first next time? Yeah, I was like, hey, maybe next time we breach the crest. He's like, now you're offending me. Hey, at least buy me dinner. I'm like, I heard something about the male G-spot. Maybe if we release that, my body would finally feel healthy.

It's worth a shot. It's worth a shot. Back shot. It's worth a shot. Right? Back shot. It's worth a shot. Right? I love that you just keep dropping in. I mean, it's worth a shot. Back shot?

Right? Right? Let's get to the bottom of it. Man, these fires are the worst, right? But... Right? Dude, new fires too. But maybe you should fuck my ass? I don't know.

That door has a lock on it, right? Man, these fires are bad. You should fuck my ass, right? These fires are bad. You should fuck my ass, right? Yeah, the fires are bad. And? The second part? Part B? You should fuck my house, right?

Part B of the question? I said right. Eric Griffin had to evacuate his home out there in Santa Clarita. I know. Another damn fire. Dude, he just got that house too. He just bought the house.

Word joke. And then like six months later, these fires, I was like, oh man, this poor guy. Because you know, he's never gonna work again. You know what I mean? He's got a young young child You know because he just bought the house he's never gonna work again like if he loses this house homeless is a full-time dad Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, that would be a bummer. Yeah, that would be a bummer. So if suck. That would be a bummer. So if the house burned, he has absolutely nothing. Nothing. Nothing in his life.

No chance. No chance at finding another home or job. Yeah, but it seems like they have it contained and he's not going to lose the house. But the photo that he posted online, I'm like, my God, man, it was right there. And then that's way out in Santa Clarita. My buddy that I went to a Clippers game the other day with was driving home after the Clippers game right off Mulholland and like, Skirball exit

right there off the 405, which is fully ablaze. Getty, right? Yeah, the Getty, right by the Getty Center. I'm like, what in the actual fuck? I saw Lamorne Morris, I think, also posted a video of him driving being like yeah, we're doing this again He was also at the get I do love that We're going from like I hope everyone stays safe like get get to help like I'm sending blankets to the local church to now like

Again, oh god. We're still doing this. We're like fed up. We've had it. Yeah I'm pissed now! We're still doing this. We're like fed up. We've had it. I'm pissed now! What is... My God. It's a little out of control. It keeps being... Fires pop up. It is getting old, isn't it? Sounds like somebody...

Not to make light of it. Maybe someone is... Maybe starting them? It's not me, brother. Everything you just said to me... It's not me, brother. Everything you just said to me. It's not me. Yeah, because that didn't seem sincere, dude. Yeah.

It's not me, brother. It didn't seem that sincere when you said it. I know it's not Adam with all the goddamn water. Yeah, you notice it's not where Blake lives. You know, I had to evacuate my house in Hollywood. Ders, he left his home. Blake was safe and sound in Studio City. That's right on the edge.

Funny how that works. That's right on the edge, man. That's right on the edge. Very funny. Very funny. Yeah! Can I smell your hair? Can I smell your hair? Absolutely. Absolutely not. It smells a little smoky.

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Listen to the Athletes First Family podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Blake, let's talk about your hair. I would love to. Why? What does the future hold for your hair? What are the plans? Do we have any plans? Well, see, here's because we are, you know, we're, we have projects that are in the works that we're going to go out and pitch soon. And hopefully, hopefully. Under wraps. It's very under wraps. But hopefully that project gets picked up and we get to make another project together and we're very excited about said project. Now, Ders, as the creator and possible show runner

of this show, do you think Blake's character has a full head of hair like this? Well, as you could imagine, I'm going to run the show like a little boy school. Mm-hmm Okey-dokey everyone's gonna wear a little little blazers You know, I want everyone to have the exact same haircut. Oh, I actually could see Durs doing something like this It'd be so annoying. The writers room is just so annoying. There's a unit as a uniform. I like that well, there's a there's a cool movie called Without Limits about that runner, Prefontaine.

And it's like during like the hippie era and they're like, well, you represent the school so everyone's gotta cut their hair. You can't look like all the hippies out there. And he goes, so. He's like, try to catch me. So he goes, everyone has to get a hair, your hair can't be longer than your dick.

What? That's in the movie? Yeah, and then he goes, everyone has to get a hair, your hair can't be longer than your dick. What? That's in the movie? Yeah, and then he goes, so everyone's got a haircut except for Bob. And Bob's like the shy Christian guy of the team. And everyone's like, way to go, Bob. You've got a huge cock. Okay, let's go.

So that's in the movie? That's the funniest joke I've ever heard. Wow, my god. I gotta watch Donald Sutherland is the coach who says it. So that's good. Oh man, the delivery's on point. So if that's the rule in our office, then I'm gonna have to cut my hair, unfortunately.

Yeah, oh yeah. It's not looking good, I'm gonna get a buzz cut. All of a sudden, all of a sudden, the legs shaved. Huh. Huh. Hair as long as our dickies dead, huh? I guess I had to beck it. Whoopsies. Yeah, you guys got to see that movie without limits.

Billy Crudup plays Prefontaine. I want to say that was his big like pop off. Crudup? Crudup? I say Crudup. Crudup. So Blake, are you, for this character, you expect him to look the exact same as your workaholics character? From what I've read, it seems like there could be a new look on the horizon, for sure.

Oh, dude. Now we're excited. Excited, dude. And Adam, you too. I'm thinking a butt cut for Adam. Absolutely. Yeah, a reduction. Parted right down the middle.

Oh, I thought you were saying cut some of his butt. Yeah, that could be good. I'm thinking a butt cut for Adam. Absolutely. Yeah, a reduction. Parted right down the middle. Oh, I thought you were saying cut some of his butt off. Like maybe this character doesn't have quite the dump truck that he's... I wish, dude. Hey, I've been trying to cut that off. Yeah! There's a sea storyline, season arc.

What if we all BBL? I mean, essentially, I already have BBL. You have natural BBL. I feel like my character in the upcoming show would wear would only wear khakis with a woven belt. Okay. You know and a lot of tucked-in shirts. I feel like that's that's his look. Okay I like that. By the way I hate that shirts. I feel like that's that's his look. OK. I like that. By the way, I hate that look. I like that a lot. Hate that look khakis on me. It just draws too much attention at how

absolute of a dump truck and thick my legs are. Yeah. And is that because I'm fucking Meg the fucking stallion from the waist down built like a running back. Is it because there's no like you know like the pockets on jeans are on top of the jean

as opposed to like inside the pants, like on khakis? Sure, yeah. So is it that the pockets on the back, Adam's looking at me like he's never seen pants before. Well, now that he's thinking about it, he's like. Do you know what I'm talking about? You mean the flap, the little flap? Well, khakis don't have the. No, no, no, the little flap? Well, khakis don't have the...

No, no, no, khaki pockets... Khakis don't have the pocket. The pocket on jeans is put onto the jeans. The pocket in khakis is a slice where it goes inside the pants. Oh, I did not know that. See, it's been years since I've worn khakis. I like literally, I just don't wear them.

You've never watched me walk away from you You've never looked at my Hindquarters, I mean no not really clocking. Yeah, I have it. I mean, I'm sorry to say I haven't so all those times I've been like whoops. I dropped that and bent over right in front of you. You've never looked I'm not saying never I'm not saying never but I did not notice. Hey, hey the pack the back pocket That's not what I'm noticing. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. He's chode From the back we're back Yeah, what are the fruit basket? Yeah, I did not I did not notice that I'm so sorry Yeah, I'm excited. Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why.

We'll get you in some khakis. I'm excited for that. What is your character gonna wear, Jersey? You're gonna be cool guy. I know. Yeah, all Adidas jumpsuits the whole time. That's cool guy for you. For furries, you know those people who just wear

like the furry costume like around. What's up with those guys? What are they doing? They're just being themselves, man. I mean, is that those people who just wear, like, the furry costume, like, around. Yeah. What's up with those guys? What are they doing? Dude, they're just being themselves, man. Dude, I mean, is that even a real thing that... I mean, I know I see it online sometimes, like, people being weird, but in real life, I've never seen that, so...

Maybe we start it. Maybe he wears those cat ears. Yeah. Right. And maybe it's never mentioned. Maybe it's just, like like we're normalizing it. That's kind of weird because in Game Over, man, didn't you have cat eyes?

We thought about it. Aren't you a cat, cat birdie at heart? There was, I think I put in the contacts for like two hours and they were driving me absolutely crazy. Yeah. And I was like, I can't do this for two months or whatever it was. You don't take I shit well.

Thank you. Yeah. If it's a patch, if it's contacts, it really throws you for. Yes, I think we might've mentioned the fact that like, I put up, in our sketch days, we had a sketch, knew the lines, I put on a patch just before we were going out to do it.

It was like a karate sketch, if I recall. And I couldn't remember the lines, I put on a patch just before we were going out to do it. It was like a karate sketch, if I recall. And I couldn't remember the lines, and Adam was like, what are you talking about? And I go, I don't even know the first line. And then I go, and then I lift the patch up, and then I set all the lines, and then I put it down, and I was like.

Completely blank. It was so weird, dude. It was very strange. It just is a little peek into Ders' brain that he can be a brilliant person, a brilliant comedic mind. That you're like, wow, he's very smart, very funny, and then you put a patch over his eye and the dumbest guy you've ever met. Super, super stupid. Yeah, I don't know what happened. You are so dumb.

It's bizarre. I would love like an optometrist or like a brain, all those brain surgeons who listen to the podcast. I'd love you to slide into Blake's DMs. Reach out, slide into Blake's DMs. Absolutely. And please explain what happened. Sure, sure. I'll field those comments for sure.

I think when you take away a person's any sense scent it can really affect a person's entire being sense any sense Yeah, right right right Sure, so when someone doesn't smell all bets are off. Yeah, it fucks me up. Yeah, I don't even know how to identify I mean, uh, can I do a shout out? I'd like to do a shout out right now. Oh sure, absolutely. I'd like to shout out the cast and crew and the fans of The Righteous Gemstones because season four is our very last season. That was that.

Putting a bow on it. It ends with a bang. I'm very excited for people to see this season. The crew worked super hard. The cast worked very hard. Dana McBride, Jodie Hill, David Gordon Green, and the whole Ruff House team. people to see this season. The crew worked super hard. The cast worked very hard. Dana McBride, Jodie Hill, David Gordon Green, and the whole Ruff House team, they did a bang up job.

I was very happy to be part of the show. And, you know, it's weird when a show ends like that, and it's just a chapter in your life, and it's over. What the crazy part is, we did four seasons, but it was over six years. Yeah. Because the crazy part is, we did four seasons, but it was over six years. Yeah. Because the pandemic and the strikes, and it just kind of boned us.

And that's the fires that Blake started, allegedly. I did not say, nope. And workaholics lasted over six years too, but we did seven seasons because we were freaking banging it out. But yeah, so it's weird to have it be done finally. But I'm happy to move on to the next thing, whether that's something that we do or whatever else.

But yeah, so it was an awesome show to be a part of. Thank you God! It's crazy to speak to what you're talking about. Please speak to it. But like you're so all in with these people, 12, 13, 14, 15 hours a day, whatever, for so long and then it's a little bit of peace, see you later.

And some of these people you'd never see again. You truly just won't. Or you run into them on like a production randomly five years down the line. Holy shit. And you go, Doug? Yeah. No, but like you had these like deep connections

with these people. Real relationships. And then it's like, like there's a woman who is on my voicemail, who I haven't seen in 10 years, who was our boom operator. Christina, yeah. Workaholics who had like the coolest voice. And I was like, will you do

my outgoing voicemail? She did it. She's still there. And it's the reason no one leaves a voicemail on my phone. They don't think it's me. Yeah, they're everyone's very confused. Yeah, everyone's very confused. Which is fine. Yeah, it is. It is super weird. It's unlike any other job. I'm sure there's other jobs that are kind of like it. But if you were just working and you work at a factory or whatever Wherever you work and you work 15 hour days like you do on production quite a bit

Mm-hmm. You are probably gonna be friends with those people the rest of your life If you work with them for six years and you work 15 hour days Even if you get another job you live in the same town and you're just gonna probably still be friendly with them. Yeah. And you know. Ours is, I mean, I'm all the way across the other side of the country. We shot this in Charleston, South Carolina. Yeah. Like there's a possibility that I'm not gonna see 95% of those people ever again. So it's sad, dude. I'm sad. I'm a sad boy because I really love the show. And we didn't, it wasn wasn't we didn't go into it knowing For certain it was gonna be the last season

It was Danny was like it might be like undercover like it's leaning that direction, but I'm not sure yet So it wasn't like the whole time we didn't go into it knowing for sure But by that last episode when we were shooting it keep them on it it was this this was and everyone was like, this is and like, everybody gave a speech at the very last scene that we shot. Everyone just went and then like, so Danny gave a speech. John said something, Edie said something and then everyone like kind of looks to me and by the way a Walton gave a speech and everyone just crush And then it came to me and they're all crying and I'm like fuck man

Chugging water so my speech kind of it kind of sucked because I'm it was just a lot of like I had to retread Yeah, cuz there's a lot of like what Walton said and then also what John said But then also what Danny said and a little bit of what he said and then some of what I'm saying And you know what each and every one of you you are righteous gemstones to me I'd like to put you guys in a ring and where you got wait and then hey that now now try that again Durs But wear an eye patch. It's not happening Stones or rings. Oh dang, what a bummer.

So big shout out to the Righteous Chimps. Yeah. Yeah, I remember when you got the call or the offer to do that show and it was like, wow, Adam's doing a show with Danny. This is gonna be fucking awesome. He had just slammed six waters. Yeah, you were chugging water.

You didn't even notice. And I was just like, oh. And then he said. This is gonna be fucking awesome. He had just slammed six waters. Yeah, you were chugging water. You didn't even notice. And I was just like, oh, this is gonna be perfect. The Diesel and Danny in one show. It's gonna be awesome. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, legend. A match made in heaven. Yeah.

He's a true comedy legend. And he didn't disappoint either. Sometimes you work with people and you wish they did things just a little differently. You know, you're like, if I was a boss, if I was the boss, because we, we lucked out in our first big thing, we were the bosses. So we kind of fell into it and found our own rhythm of how we like to do things. And then to go on another show where you're for Blake that was screaming.

Where you're not where you're not the boss. It was like right away, like a TV show where you're just absolutely not the boss. It was a little bit of like, am I going to like how they run, steer the ship? And I was like, I learned so much from the guy. He's just how he handles himself on set, what a cool guy he is, but then also has a clear vision and doesn't let anyone fuck with that. You know? Yeah. cool guy is but then also has a clear vision and doesn't let anyone fuck with that, you know, yeah Yeah, but lets you do what you can do right and like gives you the room to

You know to improv and to have ideas and to be like what if we were to try it like this and and yeah It was great. Yeah, I mean it makes sense. The dude doesn't really doesn't really miss all his projects are pretty pretty fantastic Bang-on. Yeah, they're fucking cool. And what you know, it's just Posting, you know, we posted about it or I posted about it and the cast posted about it and the comments are all like Wow, he really knows how to end Before the show dips, you know, cuz every show can hang on for a little bit too long And you know just you know, you're it's a well-oiled machine people are getting paid it's fun to do and I totally get that but Danny

likes to just pull the ripcord get out of there and you know go find something else to do which is which is admirable Can't wait to see what he cooks up next What's the next? Next time. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams, boys? I'll apologize to you, Adam. I'm sorry, I never truly noticed your water consumption. The fact that you finished that glass is, it's miraculous.

That's the second one, second one today. And I had three last night, pissed three times in the middle of the night. Wow. That's crazy. I want to apologize to you as well, Adam. I'm sorry that this is such a large part of your personality that I never even clocked one bit again. The wet bandit.

Never knew you had a dog. It seems like that is like the fifth liquid on your list of consuming. But the fact that you have water ranked one is absolutely. We didn't rank them. OK, rank your liquids. Water is one, but I didn't rank them. Yeah, didn't rank them.

It's light beer, beer, root beer. I do like some root beer. Stasparilla. Ginger beer, yeah, yeah like some root beer. Stasparilla. Ginger beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Whiskey. Water.

That was the old me, dude. Sorry. I'll be watching what you drink a lot more. Thank you. And very closely. I like how Adam goes, that's the old me. Now it's water, beer, light beer, whiskey. Heineken Zero.

Just a little. You guys are going to see, you're going to be so disappointed in me when I'm not cross-eyed drunk in New Orleans. Can you do energy drinks? I cannot. I cannot. Not fun. I'm sorry.

Yeah. My life is in shambles, but hey, we're getting there. It's only been three solid years. Honestly, all I want is for you to get into whatever state you need to be in to put people in headlocks as you've been three solid years. Honestly, all I want is for you to get into whatever state you need to be in to put people in headlocks as you've been known to do. Yeah, the ripping and the tearing. If you're not walking around the party,

grabbing people by the necks, I don't even know who I am. Unless you're drinking water, I don't know who you are. Yeah. You guys silly? I'm still gonna send it. I hope to get there, at least on a couple nights. You know, it can't be all six, it cannot be all six.

It's a lot of nights. I will be spasming out. I will be spasming out, dude. And I'm actually worried about the amount of walking that I have to do, that's what I'm most worried about. Because New Orleans is very much a walking city, so. We'll push you in a wheelchair if you want. I'm down. I would love that. I would love that. Sign me up. We'll see if we can get one. Also you can get through the airport way

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