This Is Important - Ep 236: The Super Bowel Hangover

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important... My body is my pimple. The people need their news. The elastic in my underwear is struggling Let's go Allegedly allegedly you guys what you guys

The post Super Bowl calm down. Ouchie mochi. We survived. Are you still feeling it? Dude I just got home. This is my first full day back. Right? No I was all back. I was back yesterday.

I was intoxicated. It was a brutal. I left the day after the Super Bowl because I went and you guys left a little squirrely early. By the way, good call dude. It was a brutal, I left the day after the Super Bowl, because I went, you guys left a little squirrely early, by the way, good call, dude. It was fucking chaos. It takes like 25 minutes to get from our hotels to the airport.

It took legitimately almost two hours. And I'm not, freaking see ya! That's not a, unlegitimately. And I... That's not as bad as I thought you're gonna say it took us like an hour 45 And time is money and then you go in and the lines were crazy by the way if you flew southwest um You're a disaster. You're a disaster. That is exactly right

Because the line for Southwest was so and then everyone's just elbowing each other for like Jockey position to get in there fucking things so I was American and I usually hate American okay. Oh, let's clip that now. I know no no the airline no the airline It was it was a great experience. We were a little delayed, but it was an 11-hour travel day for me That's a long time to get to you As Blake would say oh my now you're stopping you're stopping somewhere. No, that's a crazy part You went straight shot straight shot to LAX. That is crazy. What the hell? Why did it take so long? Why was it 11 hours because I had to leave at 2 o'clock to make a

Yes, like from flight was delayed for like an hour and then the flight and then the drive home 11 hours whoop-de-doo I told you do usually you go a little more hardcore about airlines and all that so like did we just sign a deal with American Airlines what's going on here I would love that give me a billion that's going on here? I would love that. Give me a billion points. That would be pretty sweet. What's going on here? Give me a billion points. It was a little tragic watching, like, football players we were hanging out with retired who were there,

like, hopping on the PJs and scooting home. And you're like, yeah. That's the way to do it. And that's what's so. That's the way to do it. And then they punk you a little bit. They're like, oh, you don't got a PJ, huh? You don't got a PJ? And I'm not doing any sort of race with that voice. I want that to do it. And then and then they punk you a little bit they're like oh you don't got a PJ huh? You don't got a PJ? And I'm not doing any sort of race with

that voice I want that to be clear that was just a voice that was just a voice but they're like so you hop on PJ? It wasn't it was just a voice I was doing I was doing a specific person in my mind but I'm not letting you. I'm wondering who it was. No it was. I'm wondering who it was. Are they blackish? Nah, I wouldn't say what color they are. They're just a human. Because I don't see color and I just see humans. But they said... They're going to be white, black, coconut.

They said that you're just going on the PJ, huh? And I just used my voice that time. Like you're not going on a PJ. Sounds white. It's a way to... They were punking us a little bit. And I was a little bit like, well, maybe that's why the stat is like 100% of all NFL players go broke in like five years or something crazy. What is that stat? Isaac, I know you're not on it. I know you're just petting your dog and yelling at your kid. I know you're not on looking

up what that stat is. Somebody help you're just petting your dog and yelling at your kid. I know you're not on looking up what that stat is. Somebody help me! Will you feed your dog? You were, or if our producers were, then we'd have that stat soon. But we're not going to. Yeah, no, we're not number crunching. It's out there though. Look at this, Todd!

There's a stat. 16%. 16% retired NFL players. 16. Not quite 100. That's a little less than 100. But that's a lot. That is a players. 16. Not quite 100. That's a little less than 100. But that's a lot. That is a lot. Okay, the Sports Illustrated article reports that

78% of NFL players and 60% of NBA players face serious financial hardships after they retire. So that is a lot. Danger! But you gotta remember this. I'd love to remember that. The majority of these guys get fucking kicked out of the NFL on purpose before, like, they got to pay the pension to them and all that. Yeah. I think it's five years.

And if you're like just a guy who's making, let's say, $400,000 a year, you play five, you've stacked some coin, but you went to college for one year, you played pro football for five, and now if you didn't give a fuck about school, like me, what are you doing now? Fuck it! What are you doing? You're not getting like car dealership, commercial. Yeah, you don't have that kind of coin. Well, only the stars can get a car dealership. You're not just going to freaking

Blake Anderson's car dealership. If Blake Anderson was just some fucking tight end. I don't think that's a horrible idea. Well for Blake that's a great idea, but Blake had his shining moment on Workaholics. And so Blake I think a spin off. Thank you so much. Is there a car dealership that's also a dispensary?

And Blake, what are we doing? Oh, like a, hmm. Like you go through and it hotboxes the car for you dude Oh, and what if it's green cars where it's like only um only no electric cars there goes the hybrid Oh, it's a hybrid hybrid weed and hybrid I got it. Yeah. Purple magic. So what other businesses?

Obviously dispensaries. That was the layup. And if Isaac was a little more on it, maybe we would have had a dispensary. Maybe we would have. If Isaac was just a little more on it. But he's not. He's currently hitting his kid.

Allegedly. And fingering his cat. Me out. That's based on a his cat. Me? That's based on a true story. What? Yes. Not about him. Go ahead. Allegedly. Allegedly it's not about him. What other, what do you think

other businesses would make the most sense for us to own? Maybe like a newspaper stand. Like, you know, I had like a paper route as a kid I just feel like that would be pretty strong. So there's some heritage to it. Yeah, it's like a strong pivot. Yeah, it's very strong pivot. Yeah, a newspaper stand. What a horrific first thought, very bad idea. Just wanted to say something as quickly as he possibly could. The people need their news. Adam, I came into this podcast today being like not picking on him today, not picking. And he's laying his own traps.

What is wrong with that? Dude, that was the lowest T maneuver. What is wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with it. Well, first of all, by the way, no one reads, no one reads the newspaper anymore. Come on. Well, yeah.

No one reads the newspaper anymore. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's because the newspaper stands aren't cool like mine would be. Mine would get people back to the paper. I bet you would have a very cool newspaper stand. Thank you. And so are you working there?

Yes. There's like, you're shaking incense everywhere. Dude, it's a vibe. So like you're saying for what we should own right now, you're willing to go to a newspaper stand every day and sit there all day. And you know it's just gonna be the old Russian guys who sit there and, you know, want to play chess and chug coffee. Yeah, and like draftkings.com. We just sports gamble and read the paper in Sports Illustrated. You could sell sweatpants too to those guys who come and sit there.

Like, hey, we got the new ones in. That would be... See? Look at it. Well, Anna's saying we need workaholic branded slot machines, which remember we tried to make happen and we put that in Isaac's court and then that... And then... He was kind of fingering his dog. Oh, spuddle. Allegedly!

And that is a true story, man. That's a true story. He's like, here's a lot. No, here's a lot machine is cool But the the pinnacle in my mind would be if we could have a pinball machine that would be so cool that gets your valleys on about business idea because they're really expensive to make and Yeah, not that many people would want a pinball machine I mean, I think a lot of people in theory would want a pinball machine. I mean, I think a lot of people in theory would want a pinball machine.

But then it's like $2,000 and then they're like, oh, I'm fucking $2,000. No dude, they're like $10,000. $10,000? Yeah, they are really expensive. Then no, then no. It's a flex. Then no.

But you know, if it's- All I want before I die is an Addams Family pinball machine at the crib. That's the one. Or Twilight Zone. Have I told people? I used to have the Tales from the Crypt pinball machine in my home. So strong.

And why don't you anymore? Why don't you anymore? Well, it's an old machine and it started to crap out. And I wanted to upgrade to a Metallica one, but. Upgrade? They're expensive. They're expensive. Dude, pricey.

They're pricey. There's gotta be a service where you can rotate. That would be sick. You pay like $40,000 a year, and you can just swap in and out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure. Something easy like that.

That obtainable is real. Yeah, damn. Super Bowl, man, I feel like I'm sure. Something easy like that. Obtainable. That's real. Yeah. Oh, damn. Super Bowl, man. I feel like I'm just recovering. Yeah, dude. The day, I mean, I got back. It was brutal.

I can't believe you just got back a day ago. Dude. And also, like, Ders, I hate to say it. You dipped Friday day, but Friday night was cracking. I think that was my most favorite night. That was a banger of a night, yeah. That was a banger of a night. I believe you. Chloe pulled up, ambassador of New Orleans, so that was my most favorite night. That was a banger of a night. Yeah, that was a bad. I believe you I Chloe pulled up ambassador of New Orleans. So that was really cool. We went to the post Malone show

Backstage we met posty finally. That was Joe Finally met posty seems like a sweet guy bro down with jelly roll a little bit all the Bud lights All the Bud light folks were there all the Bud lights you could drink It was a blast kicking with our boy Shane Gillis. Okay. Yes, Billy kicking it with Gilly We had a silly little car ride a T-Bone pulled up. Wait a second. You guys had a fucking car ride without me Yeah, yeah, I know we told him or like honestly, this is very rare. But yeah, did he replace me? Yes Yeah, yes. I mean a hard place of girls would be Shane like honestly this is very rare but yeah. Did he replace me? Yes. Forever?

I mean a hard replace of Ders would be Shane. If we were gonna replace anybody I think it would be Shane. Gotcha bitch! That could work. That could work. Yeah it was very very fun. That night I ended up staying out I think till around 6am which was.

Yeah that was a real club banger. If we were to replace Ders it would be. I feel Blake. It would be Bobby Lee and And then who would who would you replace me with? I feel like you're the Shane Gillis replacement I'm the Shane Gillis. I feel like you're the Bobby Lee. I think you're the Bobby. You guys are kind of the same like You guys are from the same stock. Oh, okay. That's sort of fat I don't know do you think I'm from the same stock. Oh, okay. That's sort of fat. Fuck it. Kind of fat, I don't know. Do you think I'm from the same stock as him? Mostly just going like kind of tall guy. Yeah, kind of tall guy.

Oh, he's tall, he's tall. Honestly, to me, you guys are irreplaceable. Let's get into it. How tall? He's pretty tall. He's way taller than you. Yeah, he's pretty tall. Yeah, he's a big man.

Yeah, I think he's six five or six six. He's pretty big. I don't even understand, taller than you. Yeah, yeah, he's pretty tall. No. Yeah, he's a big man. Yeah, I think he's 6'5 or 6'6. He's pretty big. I don't even understand. Taller than me. Yeah, I wasn't really. And you know, I've never seen anyone stand next to you and have you be shorter. Until we got to the fucking Super Bowl Pro. Yeah, yeah, that's literally. Unless they're a professional athlete. George Gatlin wasanos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Shane is just a comedian just like us, you know? Yeah, funny, funny, funny. Funny guy. Funny guy.

Tall. Funny for a tall guy, funny. So who would you replace me with? Bobby Lee's obviously Blake. Yeah, okay. I like that. That's a good one-to-one. Yeah. That's perfect. That's a perfect layup. Let's see. Adam, I'm going to go with Joe Rogan for sure. Yeah. Okay's perfect. That's a perfect layup. Let's see. Adam, I'm going to go with Joe Rogan for sure.

Yeah. Okay. To the left for you, buddy. Yeah. You're out of here. You're irreplaceable. We got Joe. We're in the Rogan verse now.

Wow. That'd be sick, actually. I'm feeling really good. That'd be tight. Yeah, so Friday night was an actual. So wait, if we replace every one of us. We got a hit show. It's just a different group of friends

I think they're already all friends. Yeah Yeah, we're just talking about another group of friends. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm just Yeah, yeah That in it like a different universe. It would be those guys That I've done workaholics fucking you're so like meta versed out. I forgot about that about you. So That's freaking sick. Yeah Fucking, you're so like metaversed out, I forgot about that about you. I'm so metaversed. That's freaking sick. Yeah, so Friday night was a real banger,

and then we went to this Po Boy shop at like three o'clock in the morning, and had a full, I mean, Blake didn't eat, but. Yes I did. You ate? What did you have? I had a shrimp Po Boy. Oh wow.

Blake likes to finish other people's unfinished meals. I did do that as well. I probably ate more than anybody there. Oh, yeah. Fuckostomus. I honestly can't, I can't stop thinking about that shrimp po' boy. That was so good.

Oh, it was a good one. It was a good one. Now what's going on in a po' boy? I understand that there's shrimp, but like. Shredded lettuce. It's mayonnaise and shredded lettuce and tomato and pickles and it's just tasty. Yeah, it really is. So it's like a hero with shrimp?

Yep with fried shrimp. Okay, hero sandwich. Not a gyro, a hero. That's kind of exactly what it is. Yeah, it is. A man which is a meal. It was actually weirdly it was like the freshest thing I felt like I had all week. Besides your shirts? Points. Yes, points. Yes, points! It was, I gained 11 pounds, almost 12. Oh, you clocked in. We should have clocked in.

Yeah, I clocked in. It was a lot, and I feel bad. Why didn't we do a weigh-in? I did. I did my own weigh-in, and it was 11, almost 12 pounds. And my underwear doesn't fit. I'm going to repeat the question. Why didn't we all do a weigh-in as like a bit?

Yeah, like a weigh-ins brother. Yeah, next time. What would have been really cool is if all three of us stood on one scale. Okay, sorry. Well, it's hard to do all this stuff at once. All right, get off my back. Bobby Lee could do it.

Wait, where the fuck is this thing? Yes, points! We should have done something where all three of us get on one scale and we weigh as a collective unit. I love the idea of Adam. We, each of us are like, you know how like, you can ride a thigh like a horse? We're on each of Adam's thighs kind of like

going out this way. That's exactly how we would have to do it. And we weigh like that. We would have to do it that way. weigh like that. We have to do it that way. We'd say permission to come aboard. Absolutely. Before we straddle on. I'm gonna come.

And then we went to that Po' Boys shop, but guess who showed up? It was very tight. A New Orleans legend who made an appearance at the Super Bowl. I already know where you're going because I was stoked to see him. The one and only Trombone Shorty!

POPO SOUTH! Which if you don't know Trombone Shorty, he is an absolute legend. I became friends with him when we were shooting Adam Devine's house party in New Orleans. And the guy is just a fucking man. Troy. He's the man, dude. Super nice guy. Yeah, really nice guy. And like went out of his way to come link up with us.

Which, by the way, we were so drunk at that point, he linked up. He didn't seem as drunk as we were, or if he was even drunk. Right, right. I think he had been performing all week. Right. Yes, and his girlfriend, you could tell,

was probably a little annoyed that she had to sit and talk with us. Yeah. She was like off to the side, and I respect the fact that they even rolled with. It was very cool. It was. I feel like Trombone Shorty could replace you in the group.

Oh, that would be cool. I mean, that'd be a totally different vibe. I like that, though. A cooler vibe for sure, yeah. Yeah, he's still cool. I was stoked to see him at the Super Bowl. Unreal. That was sick.

I was like, there he goes. Friday night was a good one. Chloe was on a good one that night. That was mama's I was like there he goes Friday night was a good one Chloe was on a good one that night That was that was mama's first night away and she was bumping and grinding dude. She was feeling good Okay, I was still bumping on her Okay, all right. Yeah that Bud Light show she was getting loose. Oh she was yeah, she was just it was great Well, she has to she's kind of the ambassador of the city to us, though. That was huge.

Yeah, she's shown us what to do. Is that right? Yeah, you can't come weak to your home hometown. You gotta come in guns a-blazing. Yes, and she did. Especially at New Orleans. So she had guns. She brought guns.

She did. She showed me a gun. She had one. Yeah, she was playing Russian roulette with herself, and you guys were like, whoa! And she's like, come on, Blake! Don't be a pussy Everyone's worried she's like I'm a local I'm like, Adam! Help!

Chloe's pointing a gun at me Again Yeah, and it was a true true banger. I kept going back to Lafitte Ah, yeah Lafitte's blacksmith, which is the oldest bar in New Orleans It's one of my favorite bars, the pirate bar But we kept making our way back. It was a lot of going there.

So much so that the bartenders are like, you're back? And I'm like, yeah, I know, dude. I know. There's more stuff. There's newer bars. You can see other bars that are around here. I'm like, I know. Well, I want to know how was... Okay, so like the actual Super Bowl was pretty uneventful in terms of... Cardi B, what a bummer.

...pretty boring game. What a bummer. Super boring. The Eagles beat that ass! Oh, dude, an absolute domination. When you watch the defensive line on the Eagles, they kind of were like manhandling. It was wild. I couldn't believe it.

Dude, they were destroying. They puthandling. It was wild. I couldn't believe it. Oh, they were destroying. They put Pat's dick in the dirt a few times. Okay. Oh, oh, hmm. What? Oh my God! Okay, all right. Blake had that one in the chamber.

I'm not gonna be able to get that visual out of my mind. Blake had that one ready to go. That's always that tip of the tongue. Tip of the tongue, top of the teeth, tip of the tongue, top of the teeth. Interesting. Yeah, what a the teeth. Interesting. Yeah, what a bummer, what a real bummer.

Cause even going into the second half, it's like, okay, they just got out of the locker room. Sure, there was some pep talks. Here we go. They might come back. What did Andy Reed say to them to light their ass on fire? Hey, Pat, wipe your dick off. It's not going in the dirt anymore.

No. There's dirt all over your dick, Patrick. There's dirt all over your dick off. It's not going in the dirt anymore. No. There's dirt all over your dick, Patrick. There's dirt all over your dick, Patrick. Look, I know we got caught with our dicks in the dirt. And then right out of the gate, it was like, no. More dicks and dirt. We're still, yeah. Yeah, dick right back in the dirt.

It's like an ostrich head hitting the dirt. What do they call it? Aerating the soil? Yeah, they were just, uh, uh, uh. around, you see, it looks like goose shit everywhere, but somebody just went through with one of those things. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Yeah, it was an absolute, absolute brutal beatdown.

We should have known. If I could describe it, it was like his dick was in the... Thank you, there's no other way to put it. Yeah. Thank you. There's no other way to put it. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to My Legacy. I'm Martin Luther King III. And together with my wife, Andrea Waters King and our dear friends, Mark and Craig Kilburger, we explore the personal journeys

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I know we were claiming like, yeah, we kind of were all on the side of Casey was going to 3P. But the Philly fans were out and about. They were the way, way more raucous crowd. They showed up, dude. Well, that's kind of par for the course, right? Well, yeah. Yeah, I think it was- Philly fans?

Well, yes, but also I think it was Kansas City fans have won two times in a row. So they're not going to drop the same like like ten thousand dollars to go to the game or whatever They cost and and go like yo, we just went last year in the year before Yeah, we were living out of a van. By the way, I think median price like average price of a ticket $5600 so you're not just going by yourself. You're going with your significant other or buddy or something. Yeah. You got to pay for a sitter. No, yeah, but like, and most of it's gotta be almost all corporate at this point.

Like, we're really pushing it here. Yeah, it was a lot. Who's dropping that kind of coin? I think there's some average folks that aren't corporate America. Eagle Maniacs. That are just like, you know, diehards that are dropping the coin and then go into the game. I would hope so.

It's crazy. I agree that exists. What I'm saying is like, where is this going to go? At what point is it just going to be like all corporate? Like that's a lot of money. Elites. Yeah. Oh yeah.

It's crazy. Well, okay. So how was the vibe in the streets after the Eagles won the Super Bowl? Did it go completely nuclear in Philly? Yeah, they're lighting fireworks at each other Philly. They they of course Yeah, like toward the city. Yeah Philly. No, I'm saying in in New Orleans, yeah Yeah, it was I mean I was wearing red so it sucked for me And what and what really sucked on purpose wearing red like let's go. Yeah, it was like I was like I'm I was wearing red, so it sucked for me dude. It sucked. And what really sucked is-

On purpose wearing red? Like let's go- Yeah, I was like I'm rooting for the Chiefs, I want the Chiefs to win. And then it was just a disaster zone dude. And I was like, fucking disaster my guy. I was invited to the Eagles after party. Which by the way, it would have been so fun.

It would have been a absolute banger of a party. I saw photos, everybody was there. Would have been a fucking blast. But I was like, you know what, I'm wearing this, like what, I'm going to go back to the hotel. It would be a whole thing and that would take, you know, it's hard to get around the city. It would take another hour. And I'm rolling with this little crew and I go, you know what, let's just go to the cheese after party.

Really bad plan, dude. Really? No, no. Me and Blake did that when we were at the Super Bowl in New York. With the Broncos a lot. We went to the losers party. It was terrible.

Questlove was playing. The worst, it's just a huge cake that nobody's eating. It's so sad. It's all the wives of the trainers that are just like, all right, this is still fun. Free food, free bar. Yeah, and the food spread was sick. We just ate food.

We went there. We ate some food. We sobered up a little bit. And then we went back to Lafitte's. There we go. It was kind of a, you know, we still had fun. But it wasn't the banger of a night I wanted it to be because I was wearing the damn red. No player was there, correct?

No, well, one of the, I was rolling with two of my agents and one of the agents represents Travis. So she was like, I think Travis is at the party. And I'm like, oh really? Okay, well let's go meet Travis. So she was like, I think Travis is at the party. And I'm like, oh really? Okay, well let's go meet Travis. And then I guess they came, they like have to show their faces. So they come and they like say hi and then they left immediately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta go. He looked pissed. He looked pissed. You have to be pissed, right?

Yeah, and he didn't play that well. I mean, he had a rough game. He had a rough game. But they were double teaming pissed, right? Yeah, and he didn't play that well. I mean, he had a rough game. He had a rough game. Yeah, he was steaming. But they were double teaming him, right? I mean, they must've just been like, let's focus on this dude and whatever. Their game plan seemed to, I think it worked.

He got his dick put in the dirt, man. Yeah, dicks were put in the dirt. I feel bad. Oh yeah, I noticed that. I feel bad for the guy, because his dick was in the dirt a lot. Yeah, a lot. And that's not where you want your dick to be, dude. No, no.

You can get infections. I hope he's circumcised. Otherwise, who knows what's in there. Because if you get like dick in the dirt and then it's in the forest. Because then we get stuck in the dirt. Yeah. And they get cut underneath the skin. Yeah.

Right, right, right. Okay. You're acting like you never saw. Yeah. It's a crazy ball though. I will say at the end of the day, I think New Orleans is actually a pretty fucking cool place for the Super Bowl.

What do you mean? I was debating it because it was, when you're in it, it's utter madness. And part of you's like, I gotta pull the rip cord. I can't take another night of this. Pussy. But the fucking, yeah, I'm a bitch. Low T.

Low T bitch. But once I got to the airport and they're like playing jazz, I'm like, I'm really sad to leave this place. It's the best. I'm really sad to leave. I'd love it. Really? I love it.

Yeah, because like you, no one judges you. You can make every mistake in the world and there it's fine. Yep. They're just like, another day in New Orleans. Yeah, you're like. You need a little reprieve from this podcast, huh? It's, it is so great, dude. I mean, I think it cured my body.

I couldn't walk, I couldn't walk that far before going to New Orleans. I couldn't stand as long as I stood. I couldn't do all the things. And then, you know, you get a, you get a hurricane in me, you get a purple trank, you get a purple trank up in me, you get a grenade up in me. And suddenly I'm doing all these things. I was walking five, six, seven miles a day. My little health tracker on my phone was like, you're walking five times the amount you normally walk.

Congratulations. That's wild. I saw you Indian leg wrestle with George Kittle. And you won. I was Indian leg wrestling everyone dude. I was a fucking mad man. Yeah, you did great. I was moving.

This is great. I was proud of the whole team. My bodywork guy was like, what happened? I thought you were going to be in shambles when you came back to me. He's like, I might do a four finger special here just to treat you good. I'm still going to send it. Yeah. Holy moly. that's called fisting. When I was watching the Super Bowl

and they had like a video play of Lady Gaga playing like her piano on Bourbon Street. And I was like, it looks like they hosed that street down. Yeah, quick disinfected. Oh my God. What a trip. But it was a good time. It was better than my previous time where I was only there for like 48 hours for house party.

For sure, the meals, the food, high and low, high brow, low brow, we did it all. We really did. We did right. I can't wait to get back. Well you have to. I feel like for house party, we didn't go have a proper good meal. You know what I mean? It was just like... We went somewhere that was nice, but...

In the streets bangering. Yes, yes, yes. We did it right. We did it right. We went to Brennan's. We went to Commander's Palace, two classic New Orleans establishments. I went back to Commander's Palace. Me and Chloe did it Saturday morning. Nothing wrong with that. That place is delicious.

I am. What'd you get? We did brunch. Some like eggs, Benny? Perfect. Of course, it's like covered with pork. I was like, Jesus Christ. This is like the most decadent eggs, Benedict. We're just extra serving of pork on y'all. Yeah, I'm like, my God.

Little bough pork on y'all. Why is there bacon? Why is there just chunks of caramelized pork? That ain't nothing but a little pork. By the way, I'm starting to think Waterboy was a documentary with like zero exaggeration from Adam Sandler about the accent. Oh yeah, he did a pretty good accent.

It's time to run that back. I haven't seen that in a minute, but Bobby Boucher. Yeah, I feel like old water boy. You got to swallow your words. Talking to Orleans. Like you think he's doing a whole like off the wall character. Then you go there right out of the gate. Our driver, me and Blake, he was like, I used to be a gym for LSU.

And we're like, Oh, no. Oh, you sound insane. Is this a bit, are we being punked? Then I was like, we're too old. Taxi cab confession. No one cares. But he was like a full on local with a cool accent. Yeah, that dude was cool.

Unlike any other. It's one of those places. It's unlike any other place. I put like Miami up there where it's just like, this is in America? Yeah, characters. Characters welcome. Yeah, lots of characters welcome. Yeah

C-USA baby It was it was cool I had a TV I was in a suite so I got I gotta be in a sweet Let's get to the commercial. Oh, yeah, baby. Let's circle back circle around Oh yeah, let's circle. Circle baby, let's circle back. Circle around. There we go. Double whammy. Am I wrong? Where like it's a commercial but then there was a circle, pun intended circle back commercial.

They like tagged it. Yes, punch! Was there? I didn't see so I don't know. Yeah at the very end of the Super Bowl when like it was all done it shows you and you're like honey I just bought... Yikes! We need to talk!

Yeah. Everybody's getting circle. Oh, cool. I got one in the mail. I got one. Nice. Lucky dude. Lucky dude. Yeah, dude. Crack that bad boy open. Yeah, Ty.

Yeah, it was tight. It was cool seeing there was a little TV in the suite, so I saw the commercial at the Super Bowl, I'm like this is a surreal moment right here. Yeah, they gotta do that. That's you get the best of both worlds. It's like Jay-Z and R. Kelly. Yeah, so you could see the commercials. I mean you could barely hear him, you know, but like you could see him. Yeah. Because he was just fucking chaos.

Did you mouth your lines? Yeah, it was just me like, oh, oh. You know, the coolest part, and I'll post this. I haven't posted like a lot of shit from there just because I'm like trying to get my brain right. You already got the chat. From getting back. Yeah, fuck it. But you know the big justice from the internet, the boom, did I send you guys that video?

Somebody help me! Yes. Who is this? Do you know Ders? You might be way too old to know who Big Justice is. Yeah Ders, I don't know if you're up on this fucking hot hot shit dude. Well instead of just saying things that aren't about, who is it? It's like the dad and the little kid who like go to Costco. Oh the Rizzler. Yes, but it's not the Rizzler.

It's not the Rizzler, it's in the Rizzler universe. Universe, yeah. Who's the kid? The kid is Big Justice, all right? Get it fucking right, you little... So it's Big Justice and was it like Dom, Big Dom or something? I think it's Dom and Big Justice. So who's the Rizzler? The Rizzler is a kid who kind of looks similar.

Different kid, they're in the... He like, he does this. The Rizzo They go that they go They the thing was they were at Costco and they would then write judge things at Costco and they got they go We got the big chocolate chunk How many is this kid and they go five boobs and then they go boom boom boom boom boom boom I like how you guys like you're probably too old or I got like shit to do I mean, what are we talking about?

Yeah, and I get that and I get that but dude there were the biggest stars at the Super Bowl and I'm not kidding Oh, yeah, I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. And I wish them well. Oh, yeah. Everyone from security guards. Yeah. And they're very nice people. They were in my suite, and it was so funny, dude. That's rad.

It was so funny. And so, you know, I'm kind of drunk, and I'm like... Give me a kiss, dude. Can I take a photo with you guys? They're like, let's shoot a video. And I'm like, OK. And then they go, they grab the chocolate chip cookie and we're like we got the the chocolate chunk Adam how many booms does it get and I'm like three booms and it's

three booms I said three but apparently five is the number that you're supposed to say that's like a huge did it huge diss. Like three booms is like calling something total garbage shit. I didn't know dude. I thought three was the number. Three seems fair. You kind of see like them like start to like go haywire. You're like wait he said three booms, we're still going to give it five booms. He don't know the rules.

Yes and then they still gave it five booms. Even after I said the three booms I was a little confused. I did three booms and then they added more booms. I was like, oh, okay. You know, I was ready to lean into this whole thing, and I'm starting to lean back. Thank you, God! Okay, Fat Joe over here.

Fat Joe over here. Okay, dude, you got— I think you should dabble. It's pretty fun. It really hooks you. Yeah. I don't disagree. I also don't agree. Um... Yeah, I can see how.

There's certain things where I'm like, is this what I need to invest in? It's just a pop culture thing that is so huge right now. And bless their hearts, they're a very nice family, but they seem like they're really trying to ride this wave of... Yeah, they're Melbourne. And they're doing a great job. I just don't see how far this can go. President.

Yep. I mean, honestly. Dude, that Adam, the way you're thinking is like 2000 and late. Yeah, that's true. As to how far it can go. It can, he could, yeah, he could be president. You're right. You're right.

You're right. Yeah. Just keep riding the wave. If you have fame now, next thing you know, you're in circle commercials, like. We're gonna get the USA back to five booms, boom! Like, if they're that famous, all they need is like a foreman grill situation to come in their lives.

That's it. And you know they're knocking on the door. Yes. That's it. They just need five booms. You're not wrong, and I hope that for them. Their family's very nice. They're gonna have a reality show called like Dating the, whatever his name is,

like Big Justice, First Prom or whatever. Like they're gonna spin it. They're gonna spin it. Dude, that's a good idea actually. I might wanna manage this kid. I'm leaning in. Yeah. I'm leaning in.

He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. Wee-oo. Kicked it with Young Gravy. That's right. That's a rapper.

Uh-huh. Yep, he's a rapper. Uh huh. Yep. He's a rapper. He was wandering about. Blake, play that one that I like. You'll have to wait for me to pull that up. Yeah, it was fun. It was a good time.

I actually didn't see him, but he walked past. And I'm in the hallway and Donald Jr. walks past. Oh, no way. Don Jun- got it. Yep, yep. Yes, Donald Trump Junior. I'm gonna come. Donald Trump is the president and he has a son named Junior.

What did he smell like? What did he smell like? Just regular smells. It didn't smell anything. The Trump cologne? Damn it. And then so they walk past and I was talking with, and I'm like, isn't it great, like these billionaires, they have so many bodyguards.

I'm like, my god, like, because there's just billion, every person that has a suite is a billionaire, right? Right, yeah. So there's just a dozen, there's just dozens of billionaires walking around. Yeah. And these guys, I'm like, these guys all fucking have a million bodyguards. And the person I was talking with was like, that was Donald Trump Jr. And I'm like, he's so forgettable.

He's so forgettable, that guy. Yeah. Get a better face or something, I don't know. Yeah. Like, yeah. So there's two older sons, Don Jr. and who's the other one? I don't know.

I don't know. Dude, what are we doing? Michael Clark Duncan? Eric. Eric. Eric. Eric. Strong name. Thank you. Anna, our super right Clark Duncan? Eric, Eric. Strong name.

Thank you, Anna, our super right-wing producer. Oh, Eric, it has to be. By the way, if I sat here for 10 more minutes, I don't think I could pull that, and that's my brother's name. No, no, no. I would never. Definitely.

Yeah, I know. We gotta log that, we gotta log that. That's fucking crazy, right? That is. I had no clue. And which one's cooler? I don't think any of them are particularly that cool. Dude, that is a really hard question. I'm waiting for Baron.

I think Baron is the coolest. Oh yeah, Baron's. Baron is for sure the coolest. Yeah, Baron's is an absolute assassin. I like it when you see those videos on the internet where they make him much, much bigger compared to everybody else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's just like a giant walking into buildings. You like that? Oh, it's really good. Yeah, I do. The internet can be fun. I enjoy it too. It can be fun. Adam, do you like it?

I don't even know if I've seen that. I'm mostly watching big justice videos and videos of the Rizzler. Is he Instagram or TikTok? All the above. Yeah, the internet. But mostly TikTok. But I mean, like, what is he a star on? I'm assuming TikTok, but I'm not on that much.

Because you know how, like, you go on some... You'll go on Instagram and it'll be like, I've got a million followers here, but then in the thing it'll say, but I have 10 million on TikTok to let you know they're not a loser or something. But it's TikTok, right? That's why I know.

That's where all the viewers are for sure. So that's cool. Your suite was on Big Justice, Dom and Donald Jr. That's cool, bro. What a nice night. It was kind of a sick suite. You do any leg wrestling with Dom? But it was the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars

Yes, I got to go in his suite for the last you you were there last year Yeah, and and it was I believe Shahid Khan is the he wasn't there because he was on his mega 400 foot yacht Said apparently that it'd be like financially responsible for him to go to the Super Bowl when the yacht is there. He's like I should just watch it on the yacht and I'm like that's hell of a cool flex. Yeah. Yeah.

That's the right call. And then his son Tony. Yes. But he owns the team. He's been to like a dozen Super Bowls so he's like yeah whatever. Yes. And then his son Tony is the fucking man, dude I kicked it with that guy all night long He loves work a lot. He had an encyclopedia knowledge of work all this

It was crazy and if you don't know who he is, he actually owns AEW wrestling. Yeah, so pretty pretty He's the big man of AEW Well, maybe not Vince McMahon You know, I only met him the one night, but it seems, it seems like he won't have a documentary about him in like 20 years. Seems like, I only know him the one night, but I think it's safe to say

he's not gonna have a documentary. You never know, Vince. By the way, isn't that funny if like you knew somebody and then you're like, hey I saw a commercial for you got a documentary coming out and they're like It's not a good What is it like your life story? No, sir. I don't like like the end of my life story Is it ever great if there's a true documentary about your life? Yes, unless you're the one producing it. Yeah

about your life. Yes. Unless you're the one producing it. Yeah. Like, usually it's not. I would say. Things get worse? I would say at 90% of the time, they're gonna dig up some dirt.

Right. Like, unless, I mean, I guess I have that becoming thing on Disney+. Is The Last Dance a documentary about Jordan? Well, it's about the bulls, but. But Scottie Pippen came out of that not looking great. But it's Jordan. But it wasn't like a hit job or whatever.

It wasn't like we gotta do a documentary to air this dude out. It was just kind of like we're showing him plainly and this is a bad look. Yeah. Fuck it! Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think like no matter what, there's gonna be something's gonna come out of it and someone's not gonna be looking good. It's not good Don't let anybody do a documentary about you. This is becoming. What about the hoop dreams kids?

They're pretty cool, which is one of the best documentaries ever. I remember being too young to watch hoop dreams I remember being so good to watch hoop dreams It is a time machine that will take you back to the 90s. I want to watch it now because I remember watching it as a kid, like right when it came out because I love basketball. And it was just like over my head and I'm like, this sucks. This is so boring. I'm watching these guys not be successful and their lives are kind of sad. This is like shitty. Yeah, they're like struggling. Yeah, watch it. It's awesome.

This is like the last chapter of Blow. I don't watch that. Yeah, I don't like watching the back half of the movie, Blow. I just watched the first 45 minutes. Yeah. You had the DVD and you would scratch it at a certain point on the bottom. Oh, skipping again.

And as soon as it starts glitching, I'm out. That's a great talk though. That's very good. What is the kindest document? I mean, I guess they call them like puff pieces or whatever, where they just make them look great. And you're like, where's the dirt? There's a lot. Like, I feel like, honestly, nowadays, almost every documentary that the person is about, that person is the producer of the documentary.

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I don't know, dude. Have I had a vegetable? It is a big come down. You know what I was drinking the whole time, even in New Orleans, was that AG1 shit. That had me barfing. That had me resetting pretty good. Oh wow, look at you.

Total fucking nerd. That's why you don't like New Orleans, dude, is you didn't give yourself completely to it. I mean, I had fried chicken for breakfast. We're doing all right. We're good. Yeah, but you had the AG1, dude. You't give yourself completely to it. I mean I had fried chicken for breakfast we're doing alright we're good. You had the AG-1 dude you gotta give yourself completely to New Orleans dude. No. Give yourself to the belly of the beast. My body is my pimple. Okay we'll give you that. Yes points! I kind of get it.

Pops, props baby. My family is all coming in for Bo's birthday. That's right! Rookie year baby! Yep, Bo's rookie year. And they're all coming in. My parents are actually staying in the Hollywood house now. The house, I didn't talk about this on the podcast, my house, there was a home invasion.

It's still, yep. It's there's still legal, there's still legal talk. We can't really get into the details, but, uh, I mean, I can because there's not legal talk. There's not even legal talk. It's still an open case. It's still an open case. It's not. They said, fuck, they said you're fucked. It's not. It's over. They said fuck. They said you fucked. The cops were like, we're not even coming out. Fuck it.

Let's throw it out there. You know these guys who robbed you watched the show. Yeah. You know they're... For sure. You know they're fans. You're disappointed in the hall. You came, you saw, you took some bunch of shit.

It took like some garbage. I'm like, yeah, get this out of my house. I didn't want this. This sucks. Well, maybe it was so much of shit. It took like it's some garbage. I'm like, yeah get this out of my house I didn't want this. This sucks. Well, maybe it was an act of kindness. They were they were in and out in under eight minutes they disconnected my Security system back up and running but it's like I it's like a whole fucking thing. That's crazy They they smashed this like picture window. so I gotta get that shit replaced. They kicked in a door, so that's annoying. It's mostly just annoying ass bullshit.

It sucks. Yeah, that's fucked up. I fucking, thieves are the worst. Like what garbage people. I hate thieves. Blake, do you think you could talk to Anderson windows, Blake? I could maybe see if I. Do you have an N over there for my guy?

I might be related. Let me put in a call for Isaac. I don't even know what that means, dude. What's Anderson Windows? It's a huge window company. Oh, really? Huge window company. Oh, I didn't know.

It's like Empire Carpets of Windows. Oh, damn, look at this bro dropping some fucking diamonds. It's like the Toyota of cars. Whoa, yeah, what'd you learn that? I mean, I don't know Empire Carpets. I don't know Anderson Windows. You don't know Empire Carpets? No.

1-800-Cedain Empire. 588-2300 Empire. Don't bet on it. Oh, is that a carpet company? That didn't register. You don't know that commercial from the 80s and the 90s and the now? I know that jingle, but I don't remember them being carpet.

I have no... I also did not know what the... I think they were a Chicagoland... Okay, so that's why you know. Okay, there you go. And then they went national and they added the 800, 580, 2,300... Hey Blake, where's that button that you should be hitting right now? Which one?

I think you gotta hit it. Adam, he's mesmerized by what I'm talking about. He can't. Oh, okay. Because the audience is thinking this right now, Blake. Hit gotta hit it. Adam he's mesmerized by what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah If cuz the audience is thinking this right now Blake hit him with it No, sir. I don't like it. No, no, no, no I didn't know leading sentence. Oh, no, I think whoa just calm this button fish and he was talking I feel like you should say I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah, it's like the Einstein Brothers of Bagels like if there's a so bullet So he just finished this story and I oh, yeah. Yeah, you should hit this button because this is what the audience is thinking.

Who Cares? Thank you. Sorry, thank you for teeing that up. Why would you cry about it? Hey, if you do care, slide into Adam's seat. You lose! So you've been robbed twice. You've had your car stolen.

He's a Mark. You've had many people's cars broken, he's a mark. I'm a mark dude. You've had many people's cars broken into outside your house. I love LA. I love your Shannoyah Po. Yeah dude, Iowa is, Iowa. My brain doesn't work dude. You can take them, your dick is still in the dirt. You might have a full shrimp from that po' boy that swam upstream into your brain. Dude, it's my brain is so... Like, thank God we didn't do this podcast yesterday. Fucking fried. My brain was melted. Did you have any raw oysters? Of course.

Okay, cool. I was just wondering if you ever got around to that. This is Adam Devine. Yeah, I'm a cool dude. I'll take care of this one you ever got around to that. This is Adam Devine. Yeah, I'm a cool dude. I'll take care of this. Okay. Way to go. And then, yeah, so Hollywood is just a garbage pit right now. It sucks. Do you think it's fun that you live in an edgy place?

They were in and out so fast, dude. I got their license plate. I have the footage of their license plate. I saw them. So I called the police. I'm like, oh, I got the dirt on them. So I called the police. I'm like, oh I got the I got the dirt on them. Yeah, and they go we can't a police officer officer has Has to come to the house to file a police report and I go, okay cool send them out I like nah, and we're not doing that and then they go they can't today. They're busy. We're good fire stuff

Right and I go, they can't today, they're busy. We're fired. And I go, okay, can I schedule something so I can be here? And they're like, yeah, I would recommend calling back tomorrow. And I go, okay, if I call back tomorrow, will they come tomorrow? And she goes, honey, they're not coming. And I'm like, what? And they're like, it'll be a month probably

before they can come out. Honey, honey. She was very sweet to me. Dude, you should sue her. Honey? Honey? She was very sweet to me. Dude, you should sue her for calling you honey. She was very sweet to me. She was like, honey, they're not going to come. You can have the key to the city. And I'm like, oh, okay.

Do not come. How about this? How about we, speaking of documentaries, how about we document rolling up on these dudes? Vigilante style. I'm good. I'm good. Oh. I'm good. Armed with only this question.

Why? Gotcha, bitch! Why, dog? Why? Why? Why? Huh? Because struggling to make ends meet. You robbed my house, and I just want to know why.

It's hard out here. Hard out here for a pimp. I'm going to work. Okay. Will you answer me after work as to? They don't work. They rob houses, dude I will say that there was it was a it was a little group of them There was three of them and then a driver so that they pull up. Oh a getaway driver Yeah, that's the three of them get out. They climb up to get into my house. He Durs and Kyle and

They climb up to get into my house. Durs and Kyle. And, wait, what? Nothing. And then they run out and one, this might be the case, cause two of them walk, it might be the case that it was you three, because two of them walked with confidence and then one of them was like all scared, looking all over his shoulder, looking like a little bitch.

So like, I'll let the internet decide. Super low T. Who? Not that low. Which one that is, yeah decide which one that is. Yeah, which one that was really not that low. Wait, can you put that footage out there? Can you put the footage out there?

I probably could, but I don't know. Because then you might find out the answer to why. My guess is they just wanted money. I think they were like, oh, there's money in that house. And then they sounded good. Eight minutes and dislocated. Yeah, they were good. They knew what they were doing.

It was actually a little impressive. Proud of them. I mean, there wasn't much to steal. I didn't have a screenplay. They might have something. I know. That's why I was like, do they? These guys seem like they're professionals at this.

Maybe they can segue to being professional at something else. A manager. You know what I mean? They managed to get in and professional at something else. And manager. They manage to get in and out and manage your career. Yeah. Probably be more successful than I am. Sorry, Isaac. Move over Isaac. It's so annoying.

It's such a bummer. And to answer the question you had about how annoying burglars are. Burglars. I don't want to like overstep any boundaries. They're a stinkin' nuisance. Nuisance? A nuisance. Oh wow. A stinkin' nuisance.

It all rolled off the tongue. They're a fuckin' nuisance. They're just a real stinkin' nuisance. They really are. And I don't want to, I'm not holding anything back. Yeah dude, and like what everyone was saying, like we have to defund the police. Way to tell them. And you remember when that was a big thing a few years back? Everyone was like you gotta defund them. We have to defund. Such a genius idea. And then all of a sudden you need the police and there's just not enough of

them to actually help you. I feel like maybe we give them more money. Maybe we give them some more budget and hire more people so they can come to your house and that's my hot topic That's my hot topic. No, sir. I don't like crazy Nice, dude. Hey, isn't that like that in Los Angeles? That is a hot button issue, which is giving the police more money so they can hire more people Well, we got well, we also got to pay the fire department because our fucking hills are on fire, right? PolyCharge. Let's give them money too, dude.

Give them money too. For how much we all pay in fucking taxes? We're taxed to oblivion. Why are they not giving the money? Give them the fucking money. I like this. This is feeling PolyCharge the way I like it. I kind of feel like Adam might've started the fire

just to say these things on the podcast. To get these hot button issues. That could be. Just to dive in. I like this, Adam. And hey, congratulations, Adam. It worked. Yessir. You did it.

It did. We did it. Start the fire. You did it, bud. Blake, before we piece out, which is the thing I'm saying a lot now, is I got a question. I'm driving up the five.

I'm going to Oregon tonight. Okey dokey. Any cool place I should stop along the way for food or something? Blake doesn't eat food. Or are you the wrong person to ask? He doesn't eat. I'm sorry, have you been to Anderson pea soup?

Hello? Gone. It's gone. No, it's still there. No, it's gone. No, it is still there. You can still, Santonella, it's still there. Can someone, but what the, wait,

is that a place, Santonella? Yes, yes. Isn't it in, what's it called though? What? The like Danish town? No, no, that's Solvang. Solvang. But it's not. Wait, but somebody look up.

Can I get a producer looking up? What? I think it's gone. So none of us can talk. I heard it was closing. It's not closed yet. I'm not sure that it still is closing. They did a pump fake about that.

There's a lot of pump fakes. Did you notice that when they were like, there are actually closing and then it just didn't close? There's a lot of pump fakes. Did you notice that when they were like, it's actually closing and then it just didn't close? There's a lot of like businesses. I feel like we should say that about the podcast. Hey, the podcast, this is the last one. Yeah, it's over. You better be listening.

So yeah, we're actually gonna do three more podcasts and only if a lot of people listen are we gonna keep doing the podcast. So. Yeah, then we'll have a discussion. So the restaurant closed in 2024 three more podcasts and only if a lot of people listen are we gonna keep doing the podcast. Yeah, then we'll have a discussion. So the restaurant closed in 2024 but the Santanella location is still open. Okay, thank you.

But that's not the main one. But that's not the main joint. Well, I'm telling you, if you're going up the five, you can pull off there and you can get all you can eat split pea soup. But why would anyone wanna do that? It's so good. Because it's delicious.

And also they have like, it's almost a salad bar for your pea soup. You don't like split pea soup? I've never even heard of a person liking it. Split pea soup's delicious. I've never even heard that that's a thing that's real. What? Split pea soup is off the fucking chain, dude,

with the ham in it? I'm not totally shocked, Adam. It is like a grandma soup, and like, sure. But it is very delicious. Adam likes grandmas. He does. I like grandmas. I actually, I mean, I don't love soup. But that's such a weird, it's not even like, if you were to say, it's the soup factory,

and it's the place where you can get any, there's a thousand different types of soup. Okay. You can go, then you're like, oh, like oh that sounds gross little scoops of all the delicious house of a house And they're all see you're all delicious. They're like oh, I'll try a bunch of soup Yeah, this has one soup area so if you don't like this soup yours fucking shit out of luck You drove all the way to Santa Nella. Here's the thing Adam Here's the thing Adam is there have have a salad bar specifically for the soup. The pea soup is kind of the base, but it's what you add. You can add bacon, you can add cheddar.

It's also just the atmosphere. Yeah, they got a windmill. It's a great place to take a shit. Is a place called Pea Soup Anderson's Inn? Is that what it's called? Mm-hmm. Okay. Yes, that is yes. That's it. That's what we're speaking of I don't know why you rearrange the words, but yeah, yeah, so that's not what it's called It's not pea soup Anderson's Inn. It's called Anderson's split pea soup. Is that right? Yes But they do have a hotel, but that's like that's kind of the fun of it is no one knows you got to go to find

Yeah, why did he fuck up the name like that? By the way, Isaac goes, P-Soup Anderson's Inn is still open. The restaurant will reopen soon. They have a hotel. It's open, brother. I'm so sorry I even fucking asked. And then he wrote backslash called P-Soup Anderson's Inn. Either you have diarrhea or you don't.

What's it? So can I go or not? Do I have to sleep there? Can I eat there? Do you get diarrhea too? You can sleep there and you can eat there. Can I get a sick button down that's embroidered? Come on.

You can get a magnet. Okay. So that's, so that's, you're going to drive up the five and there's probably a million great spots to stop. You're going to stop to get pea soup and a button down delicious all you can eat brother. It's all you can eat It's delicious. I mean, I don't want subway Sometimes it hits Jersey Mike's has taken over Jersey Mike's I'm sorry

I've no room for subway anymore. I'll give you offended you that's actually so whack subway fucking rules dude the fact that that they will they're in truck stops you just stop at a truck stop we've covered this but they just oh yeah glory holes yeah the glory you know a glory We getting some buzzer beater gist talking here on my brother. Glory hole is with the mom. 50 feet of that subway. Let's get into it. Let's get into it. I'm pulling my dick out the dirt.

We're out of mayonnaise. Hang on, I'll be right back. Oh, got some mayonnaise? That glory hole subway hits different. That's five booms. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. For every load, it's a boom. Load boom.

Yeah, Adam, I'll hit a glory hole subway for you. And finish him. And for Isaac, I'll stay at the kin that's not reopened to eat at. I'll put a backslash Anderson in the soup. You're so dumb. I've had enough. I'm gonna drink a fucking five hour energy drink right now. You should.

You should get yourself a feel free. Mmm. Grab. Mmm. And what is a feel free? Is that a Rizzler product? Those blue, no, those blue little kratom drinks. They're so fucking good, dude.

Gungnay! Kratom? What is kratom? Yeah, and you can be really addicted to them. And actually people slide into my DMs and they're like, actually that's what caused me to relapse. But everyone that slid into my DMs that are like, that's what caused me to relapse, and I don't mean to offend you, they had tattoos on their eyeballs. And they look like they've made a lot of poor choices

right like two of your new best friends from the Super Bowl so no judgment no judgment yeah yeah I'm assuming anything could set you over the edge to go back to your old ways sure it's science yeah you could have a really good nerd rope that sends it back yeah yeah I'm back on the H yeah yes, you could have a really good nerd rope that sends it back. Right. There, there, Kyle. Yes. I'm back on the H. Yes. You could just watch a Rizzler video

and suddenly you're doing crank again. You know what I mean? I'm doing crank again. Okay. Back on the crank. All right. That's a hell of an endorsement. Any tapex, any apologies, any epic slams.

Oh. Hmm. Oh man, I'm sorry I wasn't there on Friday. What a bummer. Because I also know a Tiba showed up and I know when the Tiba train pulls into the station, the station is lights on. It's out of the control of the fire. It's out of Jägermeister. Yeah, he did take me to a really cool bar. Adam, have you been to The Saint? Yeah. Ooh, great Val Kilmer movie. I knew, what's funny is if you would have given me a guess, one guess, I would have guessed the Saint.

That place was rad, very punk rock, very radical. What is it like the skater boy, ceiling boy? Yeah, just punk rock vibe. It's a, yeah, it's a dirty boy bar and it's fucking, it's wild. Super tight, a little off. No, it's not that, it's like on Magazine Street, super tight little off it's not that it's all like on magazine Street isn't it it's not that often yeah we just not in the French Quarter yeah oh take a newspaper stand Blake hey dude I wish I had one I would have pulled up bought some sweatpants and all newspaper stand

on magazine Street but I bet I bet it was going off because it was the Super Bowl weekend right yes it was it was very fun it was the Super Bowl weekend, right? Yes, it was. It was very fun. It was a very fun time. We had a great time. I love it. The best of times. Yeah, I guess we give a, you know,

all our predictions were that the Chiefs were going to win that, but the Eagles fucking came and knocked their dick in the dirt, so special shout out to Philadelphia and Todd. Todd, our Philly boy. Congrats, brother. Big congrats. Enjoy the win. Yeah and by the way,

isn't it time to tune in to Blake's Jeopardy episode? I gotta set the DVR. By the time you guys hear this, it will have aired. I really wanna do a pod where we get into the backstory of it but we'll see. I'm excited. Now where can I, cause I don't have a DVR cause I'm not as old as Andre.

But where can I watch it? You don't have H DVR, because I'm not as old as Andre, but where can I watch it? You don't have Hulu? You can just watch it on Hulu? Okay, you can watch live on ABC, but it will, since this is after it's live, Hulu. Yes, Hulu is the answer. Hulu, okay, cool. All right.

I like it. Do you not have cable? Like you don't get cable through Hulu or through YouTube or anything? Adam, do you have cable? I mean, I have Hulu, so I can watch on ABC is what I thought you said you can you can TiVo it and I'm like I don't have a Tv. No I said DVR. ABC live Hulu after it airs. Tune in TII Nation. Perfect! Wait what the fuck are you saying Anders?

Cuz you're like I don't know what the fuck you're saying. You can DVR through Hulu? Say it! I pay for Hulu cable. Like I have cable. I watch cable through Hulu. And you can record stuff. Oh, I didn't even know that's a thing that's real. That's cool. I did not know that. YouTube has it too? Now does Fubo have it? Because I think that's the one I know. That's another episode of... It's Tubi.

No, I'm Fubo. That's a different one. Fubo. Fubo. I'm going to record it. Okay. That's another episode of Fubo.

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